supermegashow - EP 13 - Explicit Content

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

We get beeped a lot in this one and talk about North Korea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Really? I'll share mine if you share yours. I don't know. I don't want to give that to the fucking where was it where was it my grandma's bathroom grandma's bathroom your first solo sexual experience within your grandmother's bathroom the first time I jerked my meat dude mine was in like this sunroom and there was like this open window all right well uh guys welcome to super mega cast uh we got some fun topics for you just kidding we literally have planned nothing out so that's why we started out with that.

Yeah, well, that was good stuff, dude. Have you ever been to Florida? Yes. My grandparents used to live in Florida. What? No way. Yeah, the one thing that I remember about Florida, aren't the gators. I've never seen an alligator in Florida, but the one thing I remember are these giant fucking locusts or whatever they were.

They were like giant grasshoppers, and my grandmother would always crunch them. They were like the size of her fucking shoe. Wait, what? Wait, what? Crunch them as in like step on them, not like eat them. Yeah, I thought you meant like your grandma would just pick them up off the ground.

Just pick up these big ass bugs and just like, Hey, Mariah, watch your old grandma do this. Has something happened in Florida again recently? No, no. I was just thinking about Florida and I got- They've had some really fucking bad luck.

Have they? What happened in Florida? Orlandoida orlando oh well that sounds instant yeah yeah of course i knew that yes and the disney and the disneyland thing the kid getting there's been like two shootings like well public like record shootings i get well not mass but like mass media covered shooting yeah yeah and then like the kid at disneyland yeah. Yeah, Florida hasn't been having too good of a time. Well, it was all in one week. And also, dude, also fucking like, what, they got like, they get all these category five hurricanes that hit them sometimes. Really? Yeah.

Florida is literally like the worst spot for hurricanes. I don't pay attention to Florida. I don't have like an, there's not an inkling in me that goes, ah, let's go to Florida. That's why property value in florida or like um like insurance for houses near the coast in florida it's like so fucking high because they're like yeah uh you're gonna need this insurance you have to buy it because they know that everyone has to buy it hike the prices up way high because like i would hate living like on the coast of florida like near the southern you lived on the coast of florida no i said i would hate because simply

because it's like okay um a massive hurricane is going to come and destroy everything. It's not a matter of if. It's a matter of when. And kind of the same thing for living in Charleston, actually, where I grew up. Because in 1989, I believe, there was a Category 5 hurricane called Hurricane Hugo that fucking destroyed everything. But that was before I was born, so. Yeah. destroyed everything but that was before i was born so yeah wasn't it like a movement recently like where feminists whatever like put up a thing that like hurricanes should now have female names

as well hurricanes do have female names oh like katrina and stuff i don't know there's this like i can't remember what it was what what am i talking literally every hurricane that i can remember is a female name uh katrina um irene what what am I thinking I thought like there was this like thing they want more representation for like different races in hurricane maybe I'm bullshit what are other things that have names big events tsunamis no tsunami tsunami

Michael man I remember when Michael hit they they named snowstorms now they do winter yeah it's like I think it's a recent thing but they name like It'll be like winter storm Bertha And it's like oh okay Well I know there's a fucking blog being typed out About my lies about

Feminists Ryan McGee feminist expert In air quotes Yeah like quotations God but like Did you see the like What are they called the uh the headlines for the ghostbusters thing where it's like grown man children despise

the ghostbusters trailer despite having not even like there's a bunch of headlines that's just a fucking bad movie i fucking hated it not because like and be like oh no you hate feminism it's like no i it was a bad fucking if okay if they had casted men in that movie and it was acted the same way. I told you it was like Channing Tatum and a bunch of other people. Yeah, and it was those jokes that they chose and that writing and editing. I would have fucking hated it just as much because it's a fucking bad movie. Well, the thing is the marketing was really smart on Sony's behalf in a sense because the angle that they took where if you don't like the movie, then you're a misogynist. You hear that argument. The moment I say I don't like the movie, that's the first argument that people come up with.

It's similar to like in 2008 where it's like Obama was running and it's like, hey, if you don't like obama you're racist that type of thing it's a scare tactic um that for some reason uh was very widely spread by the media i don't i don't understand why that specific one i guess because it's a popular topic with uh feminism honestly because it you have to admit like it's it's the notoriety that they're giving it has heightened a lot yeah in within the past few years. Yeah, definitely. And it's like, just throwing this out there, we have nothing against feminism. Ryan and I are feminists. Feminism is legitimately, it's a legitimate good cause.

We're talking about the extremist feminism, like neo-feminism. The ones that are like... Like regular... Like the people that complain about hurricane names. Like the only thing you have to do with your time, like if in your world the biggest concern are the names of hurricanes not being enough like female names or something, you are really fucking stupid

because there's like people being killed in North Korea and stuff and, you know. Just imagine the change, not even change, just imagine the stories that would be brought up if instead of stuff like white man children dislike all female Ghostbusters because misogyny and all that stuff. Like imagine if that changed and it was more like like women outraged at the lack of like help in like Middle Eastern countries for women's rights. of like help in like Middle Eastern countries for women's rights. Like I don't see that headline pop up as often as I do some bullshit like these celebrities make a lot of money and you should feel bad for them.

Kim Kardashian goes bowling. Legitimately. I was on, I forgot what website I was on, but like it was some big news website and like one of the top stories was literally Kim Kardashian goes bowling or maybe it was Snooki. It might've been Snooki. It was, it was a while back, but I just remember seeing like Snooki goes bowling. And I remember I saw it on the day of some big event that I was like trying to get more

info on. And that was fucking ahead of the other thing. And I'm like, why? I don't give a fuck if Snooki goes bowling. That's a, that's a, goes bowling that's that's a um that's just a tactic that I've heard like conspiracy theories like they'll just put out like big stories like big nonsensical

stories that are just like blow up for some reason like the dress thing yeah yeah like and be to cover up uh like laws or shit that are no it'll be like yeah there's like a law that's gonna be passed we gotta divert people's attention hurry upload this picture of a dress and create a fake controversy. Go, go.

Like they have like the NSA has a team of like memers that just like have all this stuff on standby, like a meme bank. We got new memes to drop. Whenever we need to pass the law, that'll ban the gay people from kissing each other. There's like no doubt that the government's powerful, but I think they're also fucking stupid. Ryan, you can't say that. Ryan, they're listening to us right now. I don't know. When we're talking about the government hiding stuff, I feel like it's possible, but at the

extent in this day and age, it's too easy for stuff to slip. Ryan, I just want to say, I love the government. I think that they're wonderful and very comprehensive. Yeah, well, what I'm saying is that the government's fine, but it's real people behind the fucking mold. Great people.

No. What? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Our government is great. I actually like America. I like living here. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals

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I can definitely attest to that. I, I love North Korea. I bet that sounds weird. I don't love, that makes it sound like, Oh, I love North Korea.

Is that statistic true though? With the whole, like how many people are actually dying? Um, okay. Well, I've, I've,

I've read a couple books about North Korea cause in high school and a little bit in college, I had this big North Korea phase where I was just obsessed with like, I don't know. I was so fascinated by North Korea. So I read all about the history and all about it. And like, listen, I watched a bunch of interviews and documentaries and shit from people that have escaped. And God, it's fucking awful, dude. Really? Like, it is absolutely awful.

I forgot who said it um but someone said that like once um north korea collapses and like the world truly discovers what's going on in the prison camps um and like stories from the survivors like it will go down in history as like i think bigger than the hol, like the greatest human rights, uh, like violation ever, like in history, because how fucking just messed up the shit that's happening in those prison camps is. And in total, um, I don't, I can't say any numbers because I used to know them, but it's been a while. So I forgot, but there are massive numbers of the total amount of people that have been

imprisoned in these, uh, prison camps in North Korea. And, you know, they get put in for like, people have been imprisoned in these prison camps in North Korea. And, you know, they get put in for, like, people have been put in these prison camps allegedly for, like, whistling, like, pop songs from South Korea, or they forget to put on their pin of, like, the great leaders or their paintings of them are crooked. Because in every building in North Korea, it's required that there's, like, these of uh you know kim jong-un and kim jong-il and stuff they have to be there and like dusted and stuff and yeah people will fucking get put in prison for you know not showing the utmost respect to that and it goes as far as um people even like if you're suspected of being a

like if you're suspected of being a spy you you can get thrown in prison just for nothing more than pure suspicion. And even if, for instance, like, say you have an uncle you've never met in your life. You've never spoken to him. If he were to get in trouble for something like suspicion of being a spy, they'll take your fucking whole family, too. Even if you've never met them because they're, they're so paranoid and they're so, and the thing is, it's like they like, you know,

allegedly from people that have defected from North Korea, they say that if you like, because people have this idea that everyone in North Korea, like believes all of the bullshit about like Kim Jong-un and stuff. And it's like, Oh, he's the most glorious person. But allegedly like on the inside, like, everyone knows, like, the truth.

Everyone knows, like, that it's not what it is. And they know it's a dictatorship. And the few people that do actually believe all of the, like, lies or, like, just looked at is everyone else looks at them like they're stupid. Because, like, it's crazy, dude. And North Korea probably won't be around by 2020 it'll probably have or i could be wrong but i don't think it can last long enough to i was just reading the statistics actually because i was looking it up as you were talking because i was interested just to like like fact check you i guess yeah dude you're there's no joke like for it it says, like, 400,000 people have died in, like, the camps due to, like, torture, starvation, disease, and execution and shit.

And then, like, between 600,000 and 2.5 million people have starved to death because of the way the government treats its people. Yeah, I forgot who said it. Kim Jong or Kim Jong Il said that the reason he said something about like it's not he's like, oh, you only need like a third of the population to win a war or something. And that was the reason for, you know, not having all this food or something. It's like it can be a great nation with only one third of the population. He said some quote like that when like confronted about the whole starving issue because everyone in North Korea is starving. And even with all of the foreign aid with food going in, people are still starving.

Foreign aids? Dude, aids are going straight into North Korea. They're shipping aids right in there. Well, actually, speaking of that, North Korea is one of the biggest meth exporters in the world. Basically, North Korea has a shit ton of meth labs. And then the Yakuza, the Japanese mafia, which is the biggest organized crime syndicate in the world.

You were telling me about them. Don't they have like a big hit on like the porn industry? They run the Japanese porn industry. But they also, they basically kind of run like Japanese politics and like the banking system because like all big politicians and companies are like tied with the Yakuza in Japan. It's really corrupt. Are there any in the United States of of america yeah i'm sure there's some but but if they hear this podcast is it possible that we dishonored them they're gonna fucking kill us dude

yeah no but they god there's like it's like massive it's like a hundred something thousand people cut off your like thumb no uh your pinky if i think it's like a if you do something they cut off like uh your pinky, like the knuckle. And there was like, apparently when the earthquake and tsunami happened in Japan in 2011, the Yakuza got like helicopters and aid out to their people before like the government even got it out to regular Japanese people. It's pretty crazy. Yeah, regular Japanese people. It's pretty crazy, but back to how that tied in North Korea. I think that North Korea and the Yakuza,

they worked together to smuggle meth from North Korea into Japan and stuff like that. I think most meth in Japan comes from North Korea. A lot of meth comes from North Korea. Damn. Imagine a Breaking Bad type show, but it takes place in North Korea. They already had the Mexican remake. Dude, have you seen that?

Yeah, I have. I have not watched the whole thing, but I've seen the first episode and I've seen the last episode. To me, it looks like a student film copy and pasting. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's terribly awful, but they made all of it in a year. It's definitely way cheaper. It's like soap opera-'s definitely way cheaper it's like soap opera isn't it very well it fits the mexican style of tv a lot more what's what what

different styles of tv let's see like okay um would you say british tv british tv it's more dry it's more dry well it's dry sense of humor but also they don't censor yeah which like i don't get why you know on tv they'll be like fuck you but they'll just like you know like silence the fuck or like just like half the words it's like you it's everyone knows what they're saying even if you're a kid you know what as a kid when they would say shit I would know what they were saying it's like why do they even have to censor it I think that shit ruins the movie honestly it takes me out of it like I know what they're saying and like it just well for example

like snakes on a plane it's like i'm tired of these mother-loving snakes on this mother-loving plane or some shit like that what could they have possibly said i know what if we beat out super mega like every episode just like ah uh then we'd get uh more uh More brand deals. Yeah, more brand deals. People wanting to. Because that's the thing. We've been told, well, I've been told about Syndigo was one of my past channels that you were actually a part of for a little while. Yeah. Is that Syndigo was too weird and vulgar sometimes for people to actually look at them, like look at Syndigo legitimately.

Because we weren't big enough, but we were also crude. So it's like you either need to be huge and crude or low, like subscriber rank, kind of like we were. Family friendly. And then family friendly

because family friendly works well for you, works best for YouTube at least. Well, that's actually why censorship is so strong in television because if they weren't to censor it, they lose ad sponsorships. For instance, Breaking Bad, I think, was allowed one fuck per season. But they still had to silent it out on TV. And it's weird, because I've noticed you can say shit on TV, which I think when I was a kid, that wasn't a thing.

I don't think you used to be able to say shit on TV. Can you say, what's one thing? You can say ass, but not asshole? You can't say asshole, because asshole. I don't know, it changes all the time. I don't know what you can say now. I don't watch TV anymore. I know the list of words you can't say on the radio, because back in college, my friends,

one of the guys I actually did Kids with Problems with in the beginning, Jackson, they had, a couple of my friends had a radio show on like the local radio, so I'd go with them. It was at like 2 a.m., but I'd go with them to the station. It's Melcock Radio, dude. No, same radio station, though. But I would just like chill with them

and watch them do their thing, and they have a big list of like, these are the words you cannot say On the radio and I think it was cunt Of course fuck It was like asshole but then there was There was piss Piss was one of them for some reason

What was the other one I think Like was it like fart Fart or crap or something like They were really weird words but it was like They all had to do with like You know like bodily stuff and like you can't say it it's really weird gross out stuff yeah i think like i remember piss was definitely on there like remember fart used to like be a very vulgar word oh he didn't at least when i when you're younger it's vulgar yeah i remember when when shut up and dang it i remember when dang it was like a really

bad word sucks was bad like oh yeah something sucks i got i got put in a time out during recess you gotta say something stinks yeah because i was just like oh this sucks and then the teacher was like what did you just say and i was like this sucks and they're like go sit in time out and watch me fap and I was like okay and then the teacher came on my face yeah well um basically you probably can't say that on the radio either which part of that story was true and which part was false

Ryan honestly knowing you I think the whole thing is true okay which part is true I did say sucks and I did get put in time out but the teacher didn't come on my face. What?

It was a female teacher. I had you thinking it was a male teacher. Well, she could still come on your face. She flicks the bean hard enough. She could squirt some of that sweet juice all over your face. Back to North Korea. Ryan, what did you think of that whole controversy with the interview back in, what, 2013?

Good marketing. And I think that's actually could be one of the reasons they made the movie that, you know, made it about North Korea. Because they're like, okay, North Korea is known to react and flip a shit at the drop of a hat. We're famous celebrities. We make comedy movies. If we made one about North Korea, they're going to freak out. And then look how much publicity that's going to give us. Wasn't that released by Sony?

It was Sony, yeah. And then Sony got hacked. Who did Ghostbusters and who also did a bunch of – who also did Pixels and a bunch of – Adam Sandler's production company is, I think, off of Sony. What, Happy Madison? Yeah. Oh, God. Fappy Madison more like.

Am I right, Ryan? Yeah. Give me a high five, dude. Yes. Another one. You shit yourself in that you were like I'm sure people could hear the initial fart but then afterwards was just a little like a

little emptying of the bow I'm a little poscetti in my pants oh need a fork to spin it around oh right all neat stop dude you're tingling my spaghetti house my spaghetti house. My spaghetti cellar, dude. Uh-oh. What's the best name you can come up with for your asshole?

For my asshole? Spaghetti cellar's not bad, but like- Let me think. I just thought of a random sex move name. Let's come up with some stuff. The pink dumpster diver. Okay, now what would that be? Here, Ryan, let's play a game, alright? We'll take turns. Come up with a sex move, and then the other person

has to say what it is. So mine is the pink dumpster diver. Okay, the pink dumpster diver. I am imagining that is when you take out your penis, and then a girl, like you put your penis on the table, and a girl just pounds the shit out of it

Like not like pound is in sex like she's punching it. She's making that thing flat. What does this have to do with dumpster? Listen listen, I'm not done. Okay. Okay. Penis is all it's all red and just bruise See, it's like it's a little pink dude and then she takes a sharpie She draws a face on the head of the penis and very it's very raw It's very pink and then you have anal sex. So he's going in the, he's diving in the dumpster. Okay. Okay. There you go.

Okay. Give me one now. Okay. Right off the top of your head. This is the, the Turkish snake charmer. Okay. Okay. The Turkish snake charmer is when you're, when you're playing one of those instruments.

The flute? I don't know what they're called. When you're playing the little flute thing. Yeah, the flute thing. While your partner is upside down and then they're squeezing a turd out as you're playing the music. Does that sound all right? Is that all right for the... playing the music.

Does that sound alright? Is that alright for the... That just caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting feces to be brought into it. I was like, whoa! I thought they were just gonna be like 60-90 while he's playing the little flute thing and then you just brought that in. Just imagine the poop just... That would actually... That has to have been a visual

gag at some point. Or it it could be like two uh like the the female or the you know the male could be playing the uh the flute and then the other partner's penis could become it could become aroused by the sound of the flute and slowly rises up okay i got i got one for you okay even though this is becoming a dead meme i just want to know what you're going come up with. Okay, let's hear it. The Harambe Surprise. I knew you were gonna say Harambe. Because I said dead meme. Okay, I just thought of one, but it's...

Okay, the Harambe Surprise. Okay, I thought of one, but I can't say it. It's way too messed up. Basically, it's... you get a big, uh... You get a big b****** You get a big b****, you get a big b****, and they're f***ing b****. And then someone else comes in, and they f*** him with the b****, and the person's f***ed. How about the, what's the Go-Gurt meat washer? The Go-Gurt meat washer. Yeah, the Go-gurt meat washer? The gogurt meat washer.

Yeah, the gogurt meat washer. Is when the guy... Okay, this is post-sex. Okay. So what's it called again? Gogurt meat... The gogurt meat washer. Okay, the gogurt meat washer.

Okay. So it's after the guy comes and he doesn't... He just like he splooges a little bit and then he waits a little bit so like more can kind of seep into his like shaft yeah and then he then he like gogurt or toothpaste but more like gogurt he starts squeezing the rest out and it has to be the residue that's left in his urethra from sex yeah and it has to be yeah the residue that's left in his urethra from sex yeah and it has to be on another man's so he squeezes that out onto the guy's

and then that's the gogurt meat what the gogurt meat washer the gogurt meat washer because

because he used the gogurt he he he spilled it onto his and then he washed his

okay yeah very good. That's good. Yes. How vulgar are we getting in this podcast? A little vulgar. Yeah. Should I, should I, you have to bleep some out.

I'll probably bleep that one out for the most part. Okay, Jesus. That one was pretty far. Give me one, shoot me. Okay, okay. Okay, I got one. What is, ready? Yeah.

Okay, I got one. What is, ready? Yeah. Okay, I got one. What is Ben Carson's Vanilla Sundae? All right, Ben Carson's Vanilla Sundae is, uh, I got it. Okay. You're performing a lobotomy on somebody. You're doing brain surgery, like neurosurgery on someone. A lobotomy pretty much, it makes you a vegetable. Okay, I'm sorry, not a lobotomy. You're performing brain surgery, like neurosurgery on someone. A lobotomy pretty much, it makes you a vegetable. Okay, I'm sorry, not a lobotomy.

You're performing brain surgery. Okay. And while the brain is exposed, you blow a load on it and put a cherry on top. That's Ben Carson's Vanilla Sundae. Nice. And then you announce it on stage at the RNC. I actually... I'm the only one on stage to perform a Ben Carson's Vanilla Sundae.

Okay, I got one for you. I'm an unsuspecting patient. They never had a clue. Give me one. They also died. What about a Davy Jones twist around slam down? Davy Jones twist around slam down? Okay, well this one is mythological

it can never be done in real life it can only be presented through fan art or fan fiction so it's the Davy Jones spin around slam down I think it was twist around slam

down whatever that. Something like that. Whatever that was. So it's Davy Jones and SpongeBob. Okay, yeah, I like that. Okay, and SpongeBob has his asshole spread open. He has his hands on each ass.

He's very poor. He has a hand on each ass cheek, and each one is putting the same amount of effort into spreading each cheek. Yeah, so he's got a large diameter. And it's equally spread. It's not like one half of the same amount of effort into spreading each cheek. So he's got a large diameter and it's equally spread. It's not like one half of the asshole is a little dilated. Yeah. So, and then the little part, you know, the little, uh, ghost end of Davy Jones cause he doesn't have feet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He like SpongeBob sucks that a little bit into, into his anus, into his anus. SpongeBob sucks that a little bit into his anus. And then he starts just violently shaking his ass and slamming Davy Jones back and forth. That's the Davy Jones turnaround slam down, whatever that is. Wow, that's good, dude. Yeah. Let's see some fan art of that, please. All right, Ryan, hit me.

Oh, we're doing one? This is the last one, okay. Okay, this is the last one okay okay this is the last one okay let me think hold on kim jong poon dude i was about to i was thinking for my next one kim jong-un really i'm not fucking joking i was like i was like we could title this podcast north korean sex moves kim jong and then you were like kim jong po-pun. Yeah, so what's the Kim Jong-pun? The Kim Jong-pun is when, well, first your grandfather has to be a socialist and rise into power and create a dictatorship, basically. Does Bernie Sanders have any grandchildren? I'm kidding.

Ha ha. Wow, Ryan, you're really pushing the political envelope this time. Make fun of Hillary more. Basically, the Kim Jong-pun is uh i hope i don't upset any tumblrians with this one but it's kim jong-un uh orders everyone in the country uh to get a sex change to be a female so then he can have sex with every single person in the country kim jong-pun sounds like something he'd do because he's a giant man baby who always wants what he fucking who always wants what he wants yeah but i figured i didn't

want to use i i had no way of i walked into that one had to use the same word twice in a row he wants what he wants well that's true most people do want what they want what does a girl want i know what i know what guys like what i know what guys want guys like guys like guys like. What? I know what guys want. Guys like. Guys like. Guys like me. It's a song. Is it? I know what guys want.

You know what song I've been listening to a lot lately? It's the original because Kanye West... Kanye West. Kanye West sampled it. It was like, can you get much higher? I know because you sing it every day and then it gets stuck in my head. But like the original was like, can you get much higher? Can you get much lighter? Like it was like that.

Yeah, I was actually recently listening to the Hotline Bling original song. It's like a 60s like, like a, like, you know, like soul song. But speaking of Kim Jong-un real quick, dude, you know, he is a man baby, but damn, dude, he's been styling lately with this new pair of spectacles, man. Has he? He's got these. Has he done it? Yeah, dude, he's got these new glasses.

I gotta see this. If I type in Kim Jong-un new glasses, will it come up? Dude, probably. He's looking like, he looks very hipstery now. And have you noticed, there's like a picture of comparison, so everyone should go look it up. But every year, his eyebrows just get smaller and smaller. Like every year, pictures of him emerge.

And his eyebrows just get smaller and smaller and smaller. Until like, they're just so tiny. Are you talking about these? Yeah, dude. Those are some nice glasses. Dude, he's looking hip as fuck. What is he doing? He may be killing a lot of people, but he looks fucking fly.

He looks ridiculous What are those like what's that called tortoise shell? Design I guess like tortoise shell like very like 50s looking frames Well no he doesn't look too good in that picture He looks like a lesbian in that picture Does he hang out with what do you mean? He looks like a lesbian? I know Does he hang out with What do you mean he looks like a lesbian No Does he hang out with who Dennis Rodman I was about to say Lebron James

No not Dennis Rodman No yeah it's Dennis Rodman And Dennis Rodman was on an interview on like CNN Or something and like And they're like but yeah but did you Did you not bring up to Kim Jong Un like the Like the humanitarian crisis occurring Dennis Rodman like flipped his shit.

He's like, he's such a nice guy. You don't know him like I do. Are you serious? Yeah. And he was like, he got so mad. It's like, dude, you're friends with a fucking dictator. I know. That's like being friends with Hitler.

And then be like, he's such a nice guy, dude. We joked around and had drinks and he watched me play basketball. You don't even understand. Yeah, maybe he's killing millions of people but... How did Dennis Rodman not know that it was just a trap and he was just gonna kill him on live television?

Dude, Dennis Rodman is just... Oh my god. He played basketball and drag recently so he's all over the place dude. I don't know what's going through Dennis Rodman's head. He played basketball in drag? Yeah. Is he coming out as transgender? He's trans-North Korean now, dude. Outro Music