supermegashow - EP 131 - Matt Poisons Ryan

Episode Date: March 21, 2019

Ryan finally gets his stupid Fortnite skin, Matt poisons Ryan on tour, and we find out George Harrison is dead! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Welcome back, everyone. This is another episode of the Super Mega Cast, or if you just want to not be made fun of, call it the Super Mega Podcast. Let's still be made fun of it, like, I listen to the Super Mega Podcast.

Either way, you're fucked. But... We should change it to just Matt and Ryan's podcast. Yeah. That sounds more, you know... We're gonna start off with some wonderful fucking news. Okay? Yeah.

Some great, great, big, great, wonderful, amazing news. Uh-huh. This morning, season eight started a fortnight. I booted it up. Mm-hmm.'t you know what i'll tell the real story i won't i won't tell the cut down story my phone rang my eyes sprung open it was 9 a.m i looked over at my phone to see that none other than jackson t Tucker was calling me I quickly grabbed my phone pressed the answer button and then went hello

Jackson with his sweet sultry voice went fish sticks is in the shop that's a really good impression of him fish sticks is there and I went, what? And I sprung out of bed, spine erect.

Am I still doing sound effects? Yeah, you're still doing sound effects. That's you running across your house. I opened up. I had to get off the phone immediately. I went to the Fortnite shop. Downloading took forever, it seemed. And all of a sudden, I went right to the item shop as it loaded.

And there he was. With a new costume as well included. And so, I used my own money to purchase a Fortnite skin known as Fish Sticks. I got him, baby. You got it. Finally. I'm back in Fortnite, baby. Season 8 pirate theme, motherfuckers.

Let's do this. I might have to start playing Fortnite now with the fucking pirates. So, I mean, let me tell my side of that story because i i have my own like version of the same events i wake up because my alarm clock goes off and i'm laying in bed i hear jackson arise from his slumber in the living room and like every single morning from the the moment his eyes shoot open i hear the tv turn on and i hear him navigating through the playstation menu not not 30 seconds after he wakes up. I'm not even kidding. It's like before his eyes are even open.

He's navigating the PlayStation menu to open up Fortnite. I hear the menu music. And he was ready. He had an alarm set this morning for it because it's season eight. Did he really? And I hear him go, Harrison, wake up! And Harrison's like, fish sticks! They have fish sticks!

And Harrison was like, really? And then I yelled out. I was like sticks they have fish sticks and Harrison was like really and then and then I yelled out I was like you got they have fish sticks and he's like should I call Ryan I was like yes you have to call Ryan I hear him call you and I could hear I could hear your excitement from the other room through his phone like you like you were excited man and then uh yeah and then a lot of people uh at me today on Twitter. It's big news, man. Technically yesterday, because this is coming out on Friday, right? Yeah.

This took place Thursday morning, February 28th. Dude, I'm sorry. We're going to do another behind the scenes. Y'all already seen the thumbnail, but I might have to have fish sticks in the thumbnail. I might have to put fish sticks in the thumbnail. Let's replace the Super Mega Cast Super Megacast logo with the Fortnite Season 8 logo. And me just getting excited about it. Like overwhelmed with

excitement. How about like if we could still put boners in thumbnails which I don't think you could ever do. Yeah you could. There was a point. You could put a boner in it. There's legit videos on YouTube showing you how to like put a condom on. Yeah. And the dude straight up like jerks off for a second to get hard. And I'm like. I mean you have to put a condom on. You can't put a condom on yeah and the dude straight up like jerks off for a second to get hard and i'm like i mean you have to put a condom on you can't put a condom on a soft penis

oh yeah you can ryan trust me well you can it's just a little extra effort basically you open up the condom and you stuff it in and you stuff the balls in because i always put my balls in the condom too like santa's sack of toys yeah and then you slap that thing around once the condom's on and it fills up the condom. What are we, a fucking, like a 50s radio show? I put my balls in the condom! Guys, if you don't want STDs, you gotta make sure you put your balls in the condom too. That's a big campaign

I'm launching this summer, actually. Because people are unaware that you can still get STDs. Because your balls are still out of the condom and they're touching things. Make sure you stuff your balls in the condom. Yep. Very important.

That's what Ryan and I always do when we have sex. Not with each other. They're supposed to stretch in front of your penis. That's what blocks the semen from coming out. You know that reservoir at the tip? That's where your balls go. Yeah, exactly. So your...

The extra part of the condom at the front that hangs off, that's for your balls. You squeeze them and stretch them up to the front of your penis. So it blocks your urethra so semen doesn't come out. Exactly. And the man that invented the condom, John Condom, he designed it that way on purpose. And it works great. Little known fact about John Condom, he had another pseudonym. He went by John Candy.

Guys, we have acquired the rights to this story, and we are the first people to ever publicly reveal this information. John Candy is the same John Condom. John Candy created condoms. I fucking hate this bit. You hate? Okay. Thanks, dude. I'm glad you hate my bits. It's hate this bit. You don't? You hate? Okay. Thanks, dude. I'm glad you hate my bits. That's fine.

It's not your bit. It was our bit. We birthed it together, and I regretted it. Now I don't want it to be my baby anymore. If you had worn a condom, you wouldn't have birthed that bit. I'm putting it up for adoption. Okay, put it up for adoption. Any other podcasts want to take this bit?

Speaking of other podcasts, it should be out by now. I was on the official podcast with Critical. I wasn't making fun of him right there. I was just doing a great impression. So you can go listen to that right now if you want. Fun old time. Yeah. Did you all dance and sing?

We danced and sung and sang and had a great – we square danced for the podcast. That's nice. And I think we're going to try to get him on the podcast soon. He's a sweet, sweet little boy. Little critical. No, he's actually pretty tall. He's older than you, isn't he? Yes.

I don't know how old he is, but I think he's older than me. If you were to guess how old he is, how old is he? Don't put me on the spot like this. How old do you think Critical is? Do you know how old he is? No. I would say Critical 26. I only know him from the moist meter.

I didn't know that he did the moist meter shit. I'm going to say he's 26. Is that... I don't know. Should I look that up? How old is critical? Siri! How old is critical?

This is a critical question. Where's my phone? I got the... Holy shit, he's my age. Really? Charlie. Ah, shit. I guessed older.

Whoops. It's the deep masculine voice. Did you age. Really? Charlie. Ah, shit. I guessed older. Whoops. It's the deep masculine voice. Did you call him Charlie? No. I didn't call him by anything. Is he a YouTube commentator? Does he have a Wikipedia page? It's a YouTube fandom dot com.

Those are the best. Yep. The wikis. We don't have a wiki anymore. Because some trolls did the funny on it so it got banned I think oh yeah give yourself a round of applause guys

very funny a couple 12 year olds went and did the goof yeah oh well I mean I didn't really give a shit about the wiki it's like I don't need a wiki for myself I'd like a wikipedia page that'd be pretty sweet can we pay someone off to like make us our brand will have a wiki for myself. I'd like a Wikipedia page. That'd be pretty sweet. That's not going to happen. Can we pay someone off to make us?

Our brand will have a Wikipedia page before we do. Aaron Hansen has a Wikipedia page. We're not Aaron Hansen. We're not from the Newgrounds era of that shit. He pioneered a bunch of shit. We're pioneering shit? He didn't pioneer anything. He created animation.

I'm saying he is one of, at least when I go back and I think of who I watched when I was a kid. I watched a lot of Aaron and Chris's stuff. Yeah, same. I watched a lot of Newgrounds animations and I loved them. But here's the thing, Ryan. Those guys were out there pioneering. What do we do? We just came in here and we just took a seat for the ride.

We didn't pioneer shit. See, the thing is, maybe we're the better ones, though. They had a talent and then they decided to do Let's Plays. Whereas you and I have no talent, so all we had were Let's Plays. Yeah, exactly. What do we have to do to get Wikipedia pages? Something big. We have to do something of notableness.

And doing Let's Plays apparently isn't enough for your own Wikipedia page, so if you guys have ideas for things we can do, then get us our own Wikipedia page. Besides the obvious, like do something horrible. I'm talking about some good shit, guys. I'm not talking about, like, lighting a famous building on fire. Because that would get me a Wikipedia page.

Like, if I went and set the... You'd be verified. If I set the Burbank Walmart on fire? Yeah. Yeah, that would verify me, I'm sure. They'd be like, this guy, you know, he's going places. He's doing shit. Give him that little blue checkmark.

Which I'm surprised... Okay, we haven't talked about this on the podcast. And it's old news now, but there was another Matt Watson that started starting Adpocalypse 2.0. Just my luck that a dude named Matt Watson comes along and within a matter of like four days makes the first autofill on Google, Matt Watson child exploitation. So thank you very much for that. He did, although a lot of people were pissed, he did point out a problem that was very serious.

Give credit where credit is due, of course. YouTube, as usual, is overstepping what they should be doing probably. But as a company does, it's probably good to like keep advertisers on. But hopefully everything will calm down after a bit what about that shit that said that comments will soon be able to dictate monetization like

even if the video is clear the comments like if people put bad shit in the comments that can dictate monetization I'm not worried about it right now my whole thing is like the precedent it's sets yeah absolutely because the thing is like the precedent. It's it's it sets. Yeah, absolutely. Because the thing is, we just have to turn off like morals shift through the right morals just shift.

So right now, of course, it seems obvious that they wouldn't overstep the boundaries and they just apply it to like stuff that's dealing with pedophiles and comments like that. But, you know, when morals shift shift other things come along with that and so that means that maybe they could rewrite the rules to just change it slightly and then it's like okay now if if you're inciting bullying then we're gonna turn off comments but then it's like what counts as inciting bullying and why and like what if it's a really nice family channel but it just they get targeted by people like specifically because the thing is if if it's a really nice family channel, but they get targeted by people specifically to do that? Because the thing is, if a group of people is mad at a channel, couldn't they just get a little troll army together or bots and then just go comment not advertiser safe words on the channel's videos? And then the channel gets demonetized or the videos get demonetized?

It's like you're letting basically everybody else have control of the creator's monetization. I think the unfortunate thing is that it affects smaller channels a lot more. Because you have self-sustainable channels and they can usually ride through this wave. But there's a lot of channels. It's getting harder and harder each year to kind of put your voice out there on YouTube. And that's definitely by design. Yeah, you know, of course there I think, you know, YouTube is tightening its grip and that's definitely by design. Yeah. You know, of course, um, there I think, you know, YouTube is tightening its grip and it's essentially going for the new age of what cable

television is. And so they're kind of, I don't want to say they're the ones pioneering it, but they're at the forefront of it. They don't want these small to medium sized creators anymore, but they can't rely on for like not saying something bad. They want trusted content that they know middle America and everyone in the world will eat up. Like a TV station's not going to put on a show that's going to turn their audience off. Right.

So the audience speaks. They're like, oh, we can trust Jimmy Fallon's funny. We'll put him on and then boom. So we don't need some small creator trying to make a living with 25,000 subs that could accidentally say something not advertiser friendly or purposely say something not advertiser friendly and then get us in a whole world of trouble. Of course.

But we're working hard. We're trying to. But it hasn't affected us yet. Yeah. Not yet. So I'm hoping it won't. I've seen that it's affected some people. Hopefully it's just a time like a time thing.

It gets fixed quickly. If not. Fuck. Yeah. I don't trust youtube as a company to fix problems um and that's i i think that's working that's working with like not really for them but kind of like under them for forever since you start a channel and start to monetize it yeah um i think why actually we talked about this a little bit on when i was on the official podcast but this goes to show shit like this. If you're a YouTuber, don't put all your eggs in one basket. Try to branch out to other things like Patreon or live streaming or make your own website or Twitter.

Just like other places where YouTube is not your only financial source if you're a content creator because it's not steady. It's possible for a channel just to die overnight if it's at the will of YouTube. Yeah. So it's like if that's your only source, it's like it's smart if you're building an audience. I know there's a lot of like smaller channels that listen to this podcast. So that is my advice to you guys is to branch out because YouTube can't be trusted as a reliable source of income because who knows a year from now, none of us might be making money. YouTube is the best megaphone one can have at this particular point in time.

Yeah. So, I like Patreon, and we're maybe working on that for something soon. Yes, yes, we are. The only thing I'll say is that we are gathering content together to perhaps have as a Patreon thing. Should we talk about the big thing we're about to do? Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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Going to a very special place. Guys, we're going to Turkmenistan. Yeah. We're going to Japan special place. Going to a very special place. Guys, we're going to Turkmenistan. Yeah! We're going to Japan. Yeah. Next week, a week from today at the time of this podcast, we're going to be flying out with Jackson Harrison. We're going to Tokyo and Kyoto for about a little over a week to

film videos. The whole purpose of this trip is to go and shoot a bunch of videos for Super Mega or one big video. We're not sure yet. We have a bunch of ideas we're just gonna go film a bunch and make some cool videos for the channel in Japan because that's something a lot of you guys have wanted and we were like, fuck, that sounds like

a really fun idea. So we've been saving up for merch sales and shit and touring and we're going to Japan. So, woo! Yeah, and if that goes well and the videos do well, of course, and stuff like that, it all depends because, you know, the money comes with whether the people enjoy the content, right? If you fuckers aren't watching. No, no.

If the content's enjoyed, then perhaps we can like – I'd love to like do other series like that. I love other countries. Super Mega goes to Turkmenistan. I'd love to just take trips. I'm legit where I just want to go. Super Mega goes to South Dakota. And it's just like the most miserable time. It's funny because I was just thinking North Dakota and you just said South Dakota. We should go to both.

And then rape them. We should do Super Mega's North Dakota versus South Dakota debate where we spend like two nights in each state. We should make just- Under the most- No, no, no. You spent like- I set up a vacation quote unquote

for you in North Dakota and you set up one for me in South Dakota. And then we both have to film our own experiences. Like Jackson and Harrison, like Jackson will be with you, Harrison will be with me and they'll film like. That's not fair because if Harrison goes with you, he's going to find some amazing bars,

some great restaurants. That's like his talent. Then I'll get Jackson and you can have Harrison. I feel like it's harder to find fun things to do in North Dakota than South Dakota. Okay. Will they both sound miserable? We're going to see which one's better. But I'm sure that they have great towns, but honestly like.

North Carolina versus South Carolina. South Carolina wins, by the way. Yeah, so... Not in morals. Suck it! But by their... We have Charleston. That's a cool city.

Well, they have the Outer Banks, though. The Outer Banks are really fucking cool. Yeah, but Charleston's epic. It is. And we have Myrtle Beach, which is, like, trashy, nice. I wouldn't say Myrtle Beach is something to brag about. It's fun, though. It is. It's gross and trashy. something to brag about. It's fun, though. It is.

It's gross and trashy. It's real gross. It's real trashy. We're going to move the business there. Like, Myrtle Beach is like our own Florida. Yeah, it's like if you took all of Florida and put it in one city in South Carolina. It's Myrtle Beach. What is up with Florida, dude?

Florida is like, which we'll actually be there in April in Orlando to do a live show. So can't wait to see you Floridians. But what is up with Florida, man? Florida is quite... There's no other state like it. How whenever you see something in the news, it's weird. Florida, man. Or honestly, the thing is they get all this weird shit.

But South Carolina gets all the racist like fucking disgusting awful shit Florida gets funny shit we get like church shooting the cop that shot an unarmed black man on camera yeah we get all that good shit while Florida's just like man trips

over raccoon and breaks spine Florida man man cannibalizes other man. Florida. Oh yeah, I forgot that happened in Florida. That's pretty bad too. That's pretty fucked up. Was that?

I think everything's pretty fucked up. I'm not going to say which one's more fucked up, of course. It's the South. It's all around the same level. That's all fucked up. That's the zombie thing that happened in Miami, right? I don't know. We said it last time and people were like, no!

It was like the... No, no. They said no to the bath salts. It wasn't bath salts apparently and it just... It was just crazy? I guess. That shit's scary, dude.

Well, that's the thing. One of the fears is because there's people out there with famous people. It's like, oh, you put a chip in my head and then they'll kill you. Oh, like schizophrenia stuff? Yeah, you put a chip in my head and then they'll like kill you.

Oh, like schizophrenia stuff. Yeah. Like there's like a lot of celebrities with stories of stalkers and stuff. Like schizophrenic stalkers. Where the stalker was like, no, the celebrity is going to like kill me. Oh, yeah. Like they're after me. Like that guy that broke into Post Malone's house because he said that Post Malone was like stalking him. Yeah.

That's freaky, man. You ever read about gang stalking no it's so gang stalking is like i'm pretty sure it's like a it's it's i'm pretty sure it's schizophrenia i think it's like a form of schizophrenia where you believe that there is a large group of people all working together as a conspiracy to stalk you so like you see a car drive by your house and you think that like that's them they're stalking me and or like and then they send like messages through the tv to you they like every like you see a car drive by your house and you think that like that's them. They're stalking me. And or like and then they send like messages through the TV to you. They like every like you walk past someone and they'll give you a look. So like everything's this elaborate kind of like.

Truman Show type thing where everyone's stalking you. Yeah. The Truman Show could just be about a dude with schizophrenia. You know. True. Men. Men? You said true and I said men.

Truman. Oh got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. men you said true and i said men true got it got it got it yeah schizophrenia is a is a very uh i think very like kind of scary disorder just because it's like the one disorder that kind of just like really messes with your brain it was almost like it kind of like reminds me of when i was um when i was just waiting day after day for fish sticks

to come out in fortnight and he would never show up in the shop and I thought I I honestly thought epic games was conspiring against me I thought I thought you had sent in letters to them telling them not to put it up because you thought it was a funny bit for the channel i really crafted my own universe in which my worst fears were brought to the light but only through my own thinking and doing and then all of a sudden this morning a bright light appeared and it was fish sticks and i realized that my worrying was for nothing because eventually the light shines down oh heaven let your light shine down oh whoa whoa that song kicks ass dude yeah that's such a good song i had that my spotify plays for a while and i just fucking i just put it on in my room sometimes just like

i mean the part where it's like... It's so good, man. Fucking, you can't beat that shit. God damn it, man. Fuck! Let's do an ad read. All right. Yo, Matt.

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And we're back. Hey, guys. Welcome back to Super Mega Cast. We're just chilling out, hanging out. Yep. You know, beating off, doing the podcast. Yep. All those things.

A few of them. Nope, you're doing all of them. I'm sitting here not beating off. Yes, you are. I was, but now I'm not anymore. Well, you're not making the stroke measures, the motions. Yeah, as soon as you called me out, I stopped. Okay, well, you're still, have it in your hand like

and that grasp is still beating off in my book. Fine, I'll just slap it from side to side then. How do you like that? Huh? Let me get a little slap in there. Ow, that's too hot. Stop. Stop. How do you like it when I slap your fucking balls, huh? Stop, dude! That hurts. Thus concludes the bit

about slapping each other's testicles. Ha ha, ha ha, 24 years old here. Hope you guys enjoyed that bit. We scripted that one out late last night. I called Ryan, I was like, baby, listen up up i got a good one that's gonna make the audience laugh on tomorrow's podcast gate so it's a bit where we're slapping each other's dicks and then i said what if what if you slap me a little too hard on the

on the dick and then you went okay that's wonderful and then you and then you overreacting it really mad and then you slap my dick yep that was your idea the whole coming in slapping my dick yeah and then we were gonna end it with like i was gonna come in with a deep voice and kind of make fun of it and then you were going to over explain and you were gonna when you over explained it you were gonna say something along the lines of hope you guys enjoyed that bit we uh scripted that one out late last night uh i called ryan was like baby listen up i got a good one that's gonna make the audience laugh on tomorrow's podcast. So it's a bit where we're slapping each other's dicks.

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actually hit, like, a roadblock in terms of, like, I found all of my February playlist music, like in the first like week of February. And I haven't really found any other songs recently to add. Yeah. I do that sometimes. Cause I make, you know,

we both make our month playlists. And basically I'll go through periods where I find like a shit ton of music in a course of three days. And then I'll have like a dry spell with music where I won't find anything new or listen to that much new stuff for like several weeks. Cause like I'm kind of the, the way I work is like, I'll have probably two or three songs that I'm really into on rotation for like a week or two. And then I'll kind of phase them out and phase in some new songs I really like.

But I usually go in like sets of two, three, four, five songs at a time. And then when I drive, I'll just kind of cycle through those few. And then I'll get sick of them, but I'll have them on my playlist so I can look back at them in the future. I like, cause it's like going back to a different time. Yeah. It's like, that's how I, how did I feel in June, 2018? Exactly.

Oh, here's these, all these songs. That's how I felt. And music's a good way of bringing up memories. I think it's the best way for me. Music and smells. Yeah. Those are like the two things for memories. I think it's the best way for me. Music and smells. Yeah. Those are like the two things for me. I think for most people, right?

It's like the strongest emotionally impactive senses for me. Like music and smells. Like if you combine a nostalgic smell with a nostalgic song for me, that's like, that's it. You have tickled me into the most beautiful oblivion.

What if, like, I die in a horrible accident, and one day you're in your house, and you look out, like, we're past your picket fence. My little white picket fence? Yeah, and all your cats are out in your yard. Okay. You're world building. And you see

this man in black gym shorts with a black t-shirt walk by and all of a sudden you smell this eggy like sulfury smell would you cry in that moment because you because it would remind you of say a very dear friend of whom you built a connection with very maybe if he was walking and he was whistling a classic ryan mcgee song he whistles the super mega do do do do such a hit song everyone everyone whistles it when they walk down the streets like that's actually made by holder uh who he made like He made the beat for Filthy Frank's – or Pink Guy's Dumpling song. He made the H3H3 theme song. That's the same guy that made the – Remember, I hit him up when we started.

I was like, do we make our theme song? We actually have a new in-card starting soon that has a nice little song produced by Harrison, the producer, not Harrison Tucker, the one that made Comfort Cruise, you know. I'm excited to hear what comes out of that brain. That sweet little

boy brain of his. He's eight, by the way. I don't know if I told you that. What? He's eight. The guy way. I don't know if I told you that. What? He's eight. The guy making the end card. Eight years old. No, he's not. Yes, he is.

He's just amazing at making music. No, he's not. He's eight years old. He's eight years old? Yes. He's verified on Twitter, and he's eight years old. What? Yeah. No, he's not.

Harrison, the music-like artist. Hold on. Eight years old. Look it up. I don't want to look it up, because then you're like, no, he's not fucking eight years old, Ryan. No, I'm fully looking up. Dude, I'm thinking of where I was when I was eight years old. Well, he's not fucking eight years old, Ryan. No, I'm fully looking up. I'm thinking of where I was when I was eight years old.

Well, he's more successful than where you were at eight years old. Of course, but I'm just like, how does an eight-year-old... Look it up, dude. Is he just a fucking savant? Yes. Is he a genius? He's amazing at making music. Harrison music.

What? Is that just what I look up? Yeah. I think his Twitter handle is produced by Harrison, like prod by Harrison. I look up. Yeah. I think his Twitter handle is produced by Harrison, like prod by Harrison. Look him up. He's 58 years old? No.

George Harrison? No, George Harrison's from the Beatles, Ryan. Not the same one. We got George Harrison to make our end card song, guys. What have we done? He took some time off from the Beatles from being dead wait is George Harrison dead?

yeah really? mhm no he's not stop fucking with me dude why would you gaslight me about something as serious as George Harrison being alive

he died in 2001 what? no he fuck off Ryan Siri is George Harrison alive? come on you dumb bitch. Answer the question.

He lived for 58 lovely years. I see the look in your eyes. You're fucking with me. George Harrison's not dead. My sweet. Age at death, 58 years. Let me see. George Harrison.

God damn it, he did die. I didn't know George Harrison was dead. So what Beatles are still alive then? We got Ringo and Paul McCartney and that's it? Yeah, John Lennon died. John Lennon was only 40 when he died? Yeah, dude. Ryan, I told you to keep looking up Harrison.

Holy shit. What? Jimi Hendrix looks old. Jimi Hendrix was only 27 when he died. Yeah, part of the 27 Club. Fuck. It's Jimi Hendrix. 27 Club.

Yeah, it's like a group of artists who have died at 27. Yeah, and they all, there's like a weird thing where they all had like white lighters. Is Kurt Cobain one of them? Yes. Of course he is. They all had like white lighters. Something like that. Whoa! It must mean something.

Kurt Cobain. Let me ask you something. Oh lord. Do you think Kurt Cobain killed himself, or do you think there was some foul play and someone else killed him? I don't know the story behind that. He drank a root beer, did some heroin, and then blew his brains out. With a shotgun? With a shotgun.

But people are like, there's no way after shooting up with heroin he'd be able to maneuver a shotgun and shit. And Courtney Love might have done it. Shot him in the head? Yeah. I don't know the story either, but there's like

a lot of conspiracy theories that Kurt Cobain didn't actually kill himself and like he was murdered by Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters. Sorry, I'm still looking up. That's not a true theory.

I don't want to spread that out. Produced by Harrison? Yeah, prod by Harrison. Okay, prod. That's the guy making the in- Fighters. Sorry, I'm still- That's not a true theory. I don't want to spread that out. Produced by Harrison? Yeah. Prod by Harrison. Okay, prod. That's the guy making the In-Kart song. The eight-year-old, amazing, talented musician. I'm about to prove you wrong.

I don't- Where does it show his age? Just look at a picture of him. What do you mean a picture of him? Look at his profile picture, dude. His profile picture's of a cartoon. Let me see. What Twitter are you looking at, Ryan?

This is going on for way too long I'm looking at this let me do I have to show you a picture of him don't go to google images and look up 8 year old here he is of course he's not fucking 8 years old Ryan how the fuck is he going to produce music and be verified at 8 years old

are you kidding me that would be the way to be verified is to make music at the age of eight You know how many eight-year-olds make music and aren't verified cuz they make shit music cuz they're eight years old There's some fucking savants. There's some kids who can do fucking better math than you or I and they're five years old Yes, but they aren't verified on Twitter You're not gonna get verified been able to do fucking math problems If you make good music that people love at eight years old, you're going to be verified?

Says who? Says the world. Why am I not verified? I have 220,000 Twitter followers. Because you don't know how to make music like an eight-year-old savant. There's other, guys, there's other Matt Watsons that's confusing.

There was just another YouTube Matt Watson that everyone confused as me. Why am I not verified after that? You know damn well why you're not verified why am I not verified because we had a dark period where we made fun of certain people and it put us on the blacklist fuck yeah they looked at

my edgy tweets and they're like I slimed my way through for some reason I'm never getting verified if they didn't verify me in the midst of the other YouTube Matt Watson controversy they're not verifying me ever. Because that was the perfect opportunity. Right?

Yeah. Like, that was the perfect excuse to verify me. Then we do tours. You know, we do comedy shows at comedy festivals. So, technically, you could say I'm a comedian. No. Yeah. I mean, that's a real.

But by definition. We're not comedians performing people. Don't get that confused. When you come see a show it's uh it's not it's not like you're going to see a comedian guys

you're seeing people on YouTube you're seeing this on stage yeah you're literally seeing the unorganized mess of our channel translated on stage

that's about it yeah and we just get drunk and people seem to like it yeah so if you would like to buy a ticket the ticket link is in

the description for our east coast tours we're doing two of them. That's the sound of you putting in your mom's credit card info. It's also, they're all 18 plus, except for two of them, which are 21 plus. It says it on our website, though. But also,

we've been getting some emails about ticket stuff. We don't handle any of that, so we are unable to answer those questions, unfortunately. So if you have questions about... Ryan just showed me a video of a horse falling down. That's so funny! Dude, that horse that had to hurt.

No, dude, look at it. He walks it off afterwards. Yeah, he walks it off. He's fine. If you have questions about ticketing stuff, like the VIP tickets or whatever, contact the venue because we don't handle any of that ourselves. That's all the touring company and the venues.

So we unfortunately can't answer those questions. But our live show is fun. We sit down. We do like podcast. We do this. We just sit and talk for a while. We take several segments from like the channel. And like for this, for the last tour, we did drunk drawing.

And we did an eating segment on each tour. Where we would like, for instance, Ryan would go out the day we're in the city. So like we were in Seattle. Ryan went out to a supermarket across the street, got some really gross shit and filmed himself making it in the green room. Made you a big bowl of chowder. A cup. A cup of chowder. A mug of chowder. Yes, a mug of chowder. And then you premiered it on stage, the video

of you making it, moments before we went on stage and I had headphones on so I didn't know what you were putting in it and then I got to eat it live on stage like one of our gross cooking videos. And we also just have a good time. We do a Q&A, talk, you can get some exclusive merch. You poisoned me on the last show.

Yeah. That's technically poisoning someone. Is it? Yeah. Define poisoning. Let me put it this way. If I put an edible in something you ate and gave it to you without you knowing, that's different, though, because that's a long-term fucking term Bill Cosby did that to fucking women Ryan you can't compare me putting dip On a salad

To Bill Cosby drugging and raping women Those are not the Completely different ballpark They're of the same ilk Bill Cosby roofing women is not the same as me Putting chewing tobacco on a salad And giving you a heads up hey There's something gross on it

I felt very taken advantage of Matt I was trying to I didn't do anything goofy I took nicotine I took a bite of it too and it was gross as fuck it was winter green yeah but who ate the whole fucking like I gave you I gave you I gave you a heads up before

we went on stage you didn't tell me what it was you said don't swallow it I said don't go for the sinner listen I will say it's gross no't swallow it I said don't go for the sinner I thought you were being nice I said don't go for the sinner and then you went for the sinner you put the whole wad of dip in your mouth you chew it and I look at you and you don't have a good look on your face and I go Ryan I'm being serious

don't swallow that I told you not to go for the sinner and you did and you thought I was just going for a bit and then you swallowed it I thought you were just like oh it's too gross and I was like you know what I don't use the swallow shit no I legitimately mean like don't swallow it cause it's chewing tobacco I don't ever swallow stuff so I'm gonna swallow it right here right now just to prove like

I can be up there with the big boys Matt swallows everything I feed him giggity ha ha ha and then all of a sudden Ryan's like I feel weird man I feel really weird no you were like so do you feel weird I was like what it was like this fucking Bond villain moment where I was like what do you feel

buzzed and I was like did you put cigarettes in the salad he's like no unfortunately worse did you pour vape juice in it and you were like no like that would have been the better option and all of a sudden you were like I think someone yelled it out or I can't remember how.

Yeah, it was dip. When I figured out that it was, what was it? What was it? Fucking wintergreen? It was a little garnish of wintergreen stuff. Copenhagen? Yeah, and also when we launch Patreon, we'll make sure we throw those videos on there. So you can watch this, the video of me preparing the salad for Ryan.

It's fucking gross. But you ate the dip, and you got like a crazy buzz on stage and it when you swallow dip that that buzz does not go away that shit lasts for like 15 minutes it's a different type of buzz too it's a very uncomfortable buzz you get when you uh do a nicotine gun oh it's awful that type of awful it's the worst yeah it's all in your gut and like in your throat you feel your throat buzz your throat feels tight. So Ivan's like the buzz of a cigarette, ladies and gentlemen. But we don't smoke no more.

We don't. I took a jewel rip out at the Seattle show. A fan said, do you want a rip of my jewel? And then in front of the crowd, I took a little jewel rip. I was drunk, though. So that will be my excuse. But I have quit. However, I took a bite of the salad I made you, too, because I was like, was like it's only fair i didn't swallow it but just putting my mouth gave me a crazy buzz

and it was horrible it's a horrible flavor that salad dressing was the juice from maraschino cherries mixed with ranch dressing and uh ranch dressing powder and the gooey juice from a pure a can of purina dog chow uh on some lettuce and tomatoes that I got off of a sub sandwich at a corner store. There's some fruit snacks in there. There was a dip garnish and there was some other stuff. I don't remember though. It was gross though.

There's some pepperoni from the sub sandwich. Put it down. You did like for real. Bravo. Bravo. I thought that you would not be able to even get past it. Took me one try and I put it down. I put down. I swallowed everything you gave me.

You did. It was horrible, man. It was horrible. I gave you a jar of poutine in Canada. Yep. You and Finn Wolfhard cooked up on stage a delicious little jar of poutine for me. No video for that because that was done live on stage instead of a video. I liked making the videos though.

Yeah, I like making the videos too. But it's, ugh. Yeah.'s icky. I can still taste the salad if I think about it. I can still exactly what it tasted like. Well, I can taste another ad read. Me too. Robinhood is an investing app that lets you buy and sell stocks, ETFs, options, and

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Sign up at megacast.robinhood.com. That's megacast.robinhood.com. And here we are. That was quick. It's hot in here, dude. It is. Took like a 10-minute break. Cool it off.

Sure. Come back and finish it. Of course. We're just in about 20 more minutes. Yeah. Cool. It's hot. Oh, my God. It's an employee. He'll be so... minutes yeah cool what up we're back yep took a little break let the room cool off because

heaven knows i'm miserable now yeah the fan's still on right now it's gonna turn off soon give it a second guys if you can hear it sincerest apologies also I want to update on something a while back I think it was in the Resident Evil series or Kingdom Hearts series we talked about the Super Megaplex an office a potential office we wanted to get for Super Mega

some of the designs you guys came up with like the floor plans and shit that would be awesome if we could actually was like if we could actually do that if we had the money to build some of the designs you guys made like some of you guys came up with some crazy fucking like perfect opposites i was looking through so like people emailed us i was looking on like twitter and i was just like oh my god this is so cool if only we could actually do this like there was like lounge areas and i think someone

put like slides and shit in one like a ball pit and i was like if we were ever to like have our office i'd want to dedicate one place to be like a movie theater room okay we could do that if we had the money for it it would be it would be a place where we could essentially make it the podcast recording room but we would also have a projector screen and projector in there why Why not just make it with the Let's Play recording room? We could, and we could project it, like, play everything on that projector. Fuck! Dude! Dude, I want to build an office.

Not build, I want to get an office. Because then we can, like, record just a bunch of different stuff. Like, if we want to watch a movie, we could record our reactions right afterwards and stuff like that. Yeah, that'd be pretty dope. Projectors are, uh... I just, like... I've just always wanted a fucking movie theater i had we had one at at like the when we used to live with marcus but i live in marcus plier but um sayonara we we left and went to an apartment where... That did not have a movie theater. Yeah. Which sucked! We were

in the hub though, in Glendale, so... Yeah, we could walk to a movie theater, which was cool. There was something cool about that room. We painted purple, we set up a projector, got a couch for it. It was a nice little room. It was. We had a shelf, put our Amiibos and shit on them. Yep.

You put your your funko pop figures on that shelf too right yeah the iron giant ones every all 50 of them ryan actually guys if you've watched male videos he gets a lot of iron giant pop figures don't be fooled he keeps those he has them all on a huge mantle in his house like over the over the fire i have a whole room dedicated to him you walk in and it's just things people have sent in iron giant related you can't you can't even walk in honestly like you have to get a shovel to kind of like clear a path just to walk in it's a lot of iron giant merchandise and he loves it people were saying that i look like an iron giant character apparently and that's

why you like me and you're friends with me you uh if someone were to do like a. Like I could be Hogarth? No. Like grown up? No. But. You look like a young Ted Mansley. A young Ted Mansley. Okay. I was hoping you would go for Dean.

Because he's very handsome. Yeah, but. I would fuck Dean. He's also a bit dusky, you know? Yeah, but. I don't know. You definitely, like, you look, like, of any character in that whole thing, Ted Mansley is the one

you look more like. So the ugliest one, thanks, dude. He's not the ugliest one. Ryan, you look like the Iron Giant himself. The old guy in the beginning in the fucking boat's the ugliest one. Oh, yeah, he's pretty fucking ugly. I can see him when I shut my eyes. He's like... He's actually, actually I think based off of the voice actor who voiced him

oops he's probably dead probably does that make it right it's okay you can make fun of a dead man you're not hurting their feelings just their loved ones

you think that dude's loved ones listen to Super Megacast? Yes. They really do. And they're just like, what the fuck, guys? I know. They sent us a letter. My dad. Ted Mansley is ugly as fuck, man.

He's got a big nose. That's why you did it, isn't it? What? He's got a big chin and a big nose. He just has the fucking hair and the face shape. I think I look like a grown-up hogar. Thank you very much. No, you don't. What the fuck, dude? Yes, I do. No, you don't. Everyone says I do think I look like a grown up Hogarth. Thank you very much. No you don't. What the fuck dude? Yes I do. No you don't.

Everyone says I do. You look like a Ted Mansley. I don't look like a fucking Ted. My face is not that fucked up. Dude you put like I think you look more like Ted Mansley than any age of Hogarth. I disagree. I dress like Hogarth too with the red jacket. It doesn't matter if you dress like someone. I can dress like

Shakira but I ain't Shakira. Could be if you you want no one's gonna no one's gonna bat an eye thinking is that shit no that's just yes they would like like and your hips aren't lying you're definitely good i uh i don't know ali said i look like an iron giant character because there's like i have a very like sharp angular face and kind of i was like oh and i have like cartoon like characteristics i'm long and lanky and i got like big features like big nose uh massive penis uh so it's very much like a cartoon character you color this guy pink and make like okay yeah i was i was I was... I was... Okay, I fucked up. I was thinking of the... Where's the giant, Mansley?

No, that's thinking of that guy. No, you know... Where's the giant? He's not talking to himself. Where's the giant, Mansley? He's talking to Mansley. I know, I feel like a dumbass now. Okay, yeah, I got it.

Sorry, I got his name wrong. It's Kent Mansley. And you call yourself a fan. I never said I was a fan. Ted Mansley? Ted Mansley. People are going to be like, oh! Ryan, you ain't a true fan, buddy.

But you do look more like our boy. I do. Yeah, I look like him. Ryan, I'm afraid you're going to have to get that tattoo lasered off on your back. You clearly have not earned that tattoo. Well, it's not a Kent Mansley tattoo. If it was, then there'd be something to say. It's a metal giant creature.

A giant metal man. Ah, my leg is cramping up. Holy shit. Not the leg. Ow! It's my fucking, like, right here. Your butt? No, my, like, hip muscle. The butt? No, my like hip muscle.

The fuck? Yeah, there it goes. How's that feel? Shit, dude. You stretch it out. Every time I move my leg, it's doing it. Why? Every time you do what to your leg?

Relax it? I stretch it this way. It's this muscle right. What is that muscle? I don't know. Sometimes I get cramps in my feet. I'll be laying in bed at night. And also my feet will do like this where like the big toe will get further away from them.

And I'll be like, ah, ah. And you can like see it. And like it'll start curling up and shit. And it's like, ugh. I take pictures when that happens because it's disgusting. Do you ever like, I don't know if this happens to you. I'll be lying in bed and out of nowhere my foot will just cramp up. Like so fucking bad.

Do you guys know why that happens? Is it a vitamin deficiency? Am I not taking my vitamins enough? Like, is it dehydration? Why does my foot fucking just cramp up for no reason? Like, if I just get into a certain position, just boom, cramp. Sucks. How come when I pee, it red?

That's, uh, might be kidney stones. Could be cancer. Well, I'm giving you real answers. You're just going to say no? No. No, you're wrong. No. Yeah, you are.

Try again, bucko. No, you're a lesbian. No, you are. You are. I fucking love that shit. No, you're a lesbian. No, you are. I'm going to start saying that to every girl I meet, just for no reason.

No, you're a lesbian. No. No, you are. I know. Every time a joke joke fails just call him a lesbian i'm gonna be one of those stand-up comedians that goes to a like a stand-up night at an improv comedy place and then none of my jokes land so i get really mad at the audience then i get into a fight with members of the audience and get really insecure i love those videos because i mean their backs literally up against a wall and you're just watching like the meltdown of the human like psyche you're just watching like this is straight up like primitive human nature he doesn't know what to do he's

cornered like a dog he's not giving up it's like fuck you guys you you fat bitch yeah i said it yeah i'd fuck your mom they just start getting mean with their insults when like usually they're like they're not funny and they're not like jokey funny ones because we see a trained comedian can take any moment any heckling moment and turn it around right yeah and like make the insults stick but still like funny where it's not just like jesus christ i saw a video of a guy get up and he was heckling and the comedian called him out and then he went up and he tackled the comedian. Jesus.

Apparently he was like a well-known heckler that always comes around with his mom or some shit. I don't know. I don't know the full story. Don't make fun of him. He heckles all the time. He's the regular heckler. We love him. He keeps it lively. When the Batman starts doing stand-up uh

comedy uh when he changes his career that's gonna be his biggest when the batman starts doing stand-up comedy his biggest enemy will be the heckler things have changed since the batman now he does stand-up and the heckler is his greatest foe i just want to go to a stand-up. And the heckler is his greatest foe. I just want to go to a stand-up. Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange.

Orange who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. He's just talking to himself. He's practicing his stand-up in the mirror. He gets caught in his own circular loop knock-knock joke. And he can't stop it. And he's crying for help. You can just see up in the mirror. He gets caught in his own circular loop knock knock joke. And he can't stop it.

And he's crying for help. You can just see it in his eyes. I'm going to just go to a comedy show. Drugs do, folks. Yep, that's what they do. So I don't want to heckle. You can heckle in a good way. Where it's just like, oh, that's good.

Yes. Where it's loud, obnoxious, getting in the comedian's ears. But the guy means well. He's not trying to heckle. He's just enjoying it so much. where it's like loud obnoxious getting in the comedian's like ears and but it's like he means like the guy means well he's not trying to heckle he's just enjoying it so much and he's commenting on he's like god that's funny then you have then you have the others that are just like okay yeah but the comedian will be like so uh i was at the grocery store uh me too it's. I was at a Vons. Okay. Cool, dude.

You want to come up here and do the set? Probably better than you. Then everyone goes, oh, and the comedian has to go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. Come on. I can handle this. Come on. Come on. Or if you're Kramer, you can take a different route.

He's up!