supermegashow - EP 132 - Animorph Freaks

Episode Date: March 21, 2019

Ryan calls his stepdad, we talk about clones, and freak out over Animorphs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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There's a couple rules on this podcast, alright? You gotta be a fan of three things if you want to listen. Those things are football, beer, and big titties. If you're not a fan of one of those, click off. I'm not a fan of football. Or big titties. Why did you agree to do this

podcast with me? It's all about man. I'm a fan of any type of titty. I love me some titties, man, if I'm being honest. Dual titties. Why did you agree to do this podcast with me? It's all about man. I'm kidding. I'm a fan of any type of titty. I love me some titties, man, if I'm being honest. Single titties, dual titties, man. Man, I love my titties. Did you say ghoul titties? Huh? Did you say ghoul titties?

I don't think I did. What was the second one? They'd be your titties if they were ghoul titties. Very funny, Ryan, because I'm a skeleton. I'm skinny. No, you're a ghoul. A skeleton is not a ghoul. You have a ghoulish complexion.

It doesn't make you a skeleton. I don't know how to fix that shit, dude. What do you mean? I don't know how to make my complexion not a ghoul. You have a ghoulish complexion. It doesn't make you a skeleton. I don't know how to fix that shit, dude. What do you mean? Like, I don't know how to make my complexion not ghoulish. You were doing pretty good when you were focusing on your health for a straight three months and then gave up. Yeah, my complexion actually did. It's like if I gain weight in my face, my complexion's better. I gotta get a better skin routine.

Wait, this is the man cast. Why are we talking about skin routines? better. I gotta get a better skin routine. Wait, this is the man cast. Why are we talking about skin routines? Only thing I want to talk about is firing my shotgun and praying to God. Dude, I bought some guns recently.

Yeah? And I can't really make fun. I grew up in a house with guns. I did too. My daddy had a shotgun. There were like four or five guns. Dude, I just remembered i got in so much trouble because when i was like 12 i made some joke where i got my dad's shotgun out of the closet i like went in the living room with it and i was like hey mom hey dad oh my god i

forgot about this was this when you had your fucking scary school shooter bowl cut yeah it was so you know in their minds they're like this is it They're like well we knew it was coming Here it is Fuck I really thought He was acting a bit different And then your dad would be like I always knew he would end up like this And our day of reckoning has come Yeah I got in trouble The globalists have turned our son against us

So you walk into You walk into your kitchen with your dad I think they were sitting like watching TV. Did you point it at him? No, I didn't. I'm not that dumb. But like I walked in with the fucking shotgun. You're like, hey, guys.

I was like, what's up, mom and dad? And oh, my God. I got to talk to you. Did they jolt up and like, put that down. My mom was like, Matthew, stop it. That is not funny. And my dad was like, son. And he gets up and like takes the gun from me

goes and he puts in the closet when he got up you should have pointed it at him i'm like sit sit back down old man i didn't i didn't tell you to stand this isn't a joke now son now you're gonna get mad at me are those the final moments you want fucking dad like dad you're fine right where you are and then when he's just son i'm like hey you talk when spoken to all right mm-hmm and um yeah I got in trouble for that well obviously yeah that's the kind of stuff we talk about on the man cast guys get used to it all right are the big man podcast can we get sponsored by ar 15.com is that a website I'm sure someone owns it yeah I'm I'm going to look it up, AR15.com. You can order, like Amazon, but for semi-automatic rifles. Have you ever shot an AR-15?

That shit hurts. Ain't lying. Oh, yeah, AR15.com. Does cheap rush... Okay, wait a second. Can you just straight up buy gun shit online? Yeah, I think so. Become a member.

How do I buy stuff? With money, dumbass. There's a bunch of forums. Man, they only have t-shirts. Where are the guns? I don't think you could sell guns online. I'm pretty sure there's some laws that you just can't buy guns online. Of course you can't buy guns online.

There's a big process of having to get a gun. Custom Glock upgrades. You can buy Glock upgrades. I guess that's upgrading the gun you already own. You can buy like a... Dude, can we become a gun channel? We just get really into shooting guns. You can buy a trigger connector.

An ultimate trigger connector for your Glock. All of our videos are just shooting different types of guns and shooting like watermelons and... I love shooting shit. It's fun. It's fun, yeah. Hey, I'm not gonna lie. I shot... I've shot an AR-15.

I bruised my shoulder doing it cause I'm a little baby pussy boy I remember I've been to the shooting range

two or three times in my life back I've never been to a legit shooting range I always went to I guess you can I went to like

an outdoor one that wasn't like an indoor it's one of my backyard you know when I was like I guess Venture Scouts we did a

bow and arrow and then we shot like a bolt action rifle. Got that old shit. But the only gun that I've shot, I think it was a shotgun. It's a bitch. Shit's loud, dude. Like you don't realize how loud a gunshot is

until you do it. And you're like, shooting ranges suck because it's just full of these dudes that are kind of, it's like a dick measuring competition. At least when I've been, they're all measuring their dicks.

But basically, I went with some friends in high school or like coworkers in high school. They're like, hey, you want to come shoot guns today? I was like, yeah, why not? And my friend, my 18-year-old friend had an AR-15, which, yeah, that's normal. And basically, we're shooting guns. He was 18 and had an AR-15?

You can buy an AR-15 at 18. That's right. It's only handguns you have to be 21 and up, I think, right? I don't know. I think you can't have an easily concealable weapon such as a handgun or a firearm. No, you can just buy a weapon of mass murder. You can buy a shotgun at 18,

but you have to be 21 to buy a handgun, I think. Let me look it up because i know the thing is i know if i get gun people mad they're gonna come to my house and blow my brains out that's what they do dude no but a lot of people that is not what we do i remember uh this guy comes over to one of my co-workers he'd never shot an ar-15 so he's trying to get his like grip on it and my friend's showing him and this big dude comes over and just goes, Hey, it's not a doll, sweetheart. It's a rifle.

And then just walks away. And I was like, all right, dude, cool. I was right. Federal law requires someone to be at least 21 to buy a handgun from a licensed dealer,

but only 18 in most places to buy a long gun in some States, mostly rural places with a strong tradition of hunting. You can buy a rifle at the age of 14 or 16. What? You can get a gun at 14? Now, this might be Google's liberal bias trying to scare us. Ryan, I couldn't drink caffeine past 5 p.m. when I was 14. Yeah. And they're like, oh, you can have a gun, though. When I was 14 yeah and they're like oh you can have a gun though when I was 14 trying to

like the the only memory I have when I was 14 was at a movie a movie at a sorry sorry a birthday party at a movie theater where we watched world's end so I was super excited for pirates of the caribbean that's the mindset I was in super excited to see pirates of the Caribbean. That's the mindset I was in. Super excited to see Pirates of the Caribbean. I was having a movie theater party with a bunch of other kids where, you know, parents make you a cake and other parents drive. If your parents driving you somewhere, you shouldn't own a gun. How about that? Get a car first and then a gun. If you can't even drive with a beginner's permit.

I'm kidding. I'm sorry. You know, I just want to get off this because I feel like I'm just going to get trapped at every corner. If I say get a car before a gun, people are going to be like some places you can't get a car. Why would you need a car? Wow, Ryan, that's coming from a point of privilege. Do you know how expensive a car is compared to a gun? I don't know what I'm talking about.

But I do know that the image of a parent driving a child somewhere should not be mixed in with the kid holding a rifle in the backseat. Dude, I knew a kid that was still in his... his mom made him sit in his booster seat at 14. So it's like, like the same age where you could still be in a booster seat. Well, maybe that's just a rare case. Yeah.

How long, how long were you in a booster seat for? Do you still use one? I don't know. I'll ask my mom. What if it's just straight up, just like I found out you still used a booster seat. Dude, I got so pissed off because I remember like we'd all be going somewhere as a family. Like, mom, do I have to use it? And she's like, yeah, you gotta use your booster seat. I'm like, come on, man.

I don't want to... Oh, I remember the big one. It was my birthday party. My mom was driving me and all my friends somewhere and I remember I had to use my booster seat. And my friend had to bring his along. His mom made him bring the fucking booster seat. They're important, guys.

I didn't die because of one. Don't put them backwards, by the way. Booster seats. Not a car seat, a booster seat. Oh, booster seat's fine. If you're too short, it just raises you up a little bit. Yeah. Man, this woman ain't going to respond. Cecile!

She's going to interrupt the podcast when we're on another roll. It's not worth it at that point. Oh. Hey, Jim. How are you, Rob? Good. How are you? Good.

Good. Mom's upstairs. Grab my phone. Ryan's on the phone. Oh, I thought you just said she's crapping. No, no, no. She's upstairs. Hang on one second.

Okay. Thank you. Hey. You haven't thrown away all your Michael Jackson t-shirts, have you? You know, it's debatable. You haven't thrown away all your Michael Jackson t-shirts, have you? Yeah, but it looks pretty damning. What pants don't let a 7-year-old sleep over with a 35 year old jim are you trying to tell me that if the michael jackson the king of pop came to our house and said can i see ryan hey you wouldn't hand me over in a heartbeat i'll give you up in a minute

of course of course i'm only the stepson. Love you, man. Here's your mom. Love you. Thank you. Mom? Hey. Yes, baby? I had a quick question. This is going to be a very short call. Oh, okay. We're on the podcast right now.

Oh, okay. So you're in podcast mode. Okay. Okay. How long was I not... I know I had a car seat seat did i have a booster seat at some point yes okay how long how long was i in a booster seat for to what age you think you were in your booster seat i believe until you were probably at least six or seven i think okay six or seven i think so um i mean because that was the law you have to be you have to be a certain age i think and i can't remember what it was yeah you had a booster seat for quite a while yeah and then i hit my growth spurt and i beat the shit out of everyone

yeah that's right you were actually scared of me for a while when i it's right. I did, because you got, I mean, you were like the Hulk, man. One minute you were sweet, and the next minute you I get it. I understand. I understand your fear, but I've learned better, and I think that it was due to your parenting that my rampages were cut to a halt. So, love you. Bye. Bye. I feel bad for my friend that had to use one at 14. You stopped

literally half of his age. Seven years old. That's double your lifespan, and my friend is still using one. Because I think it's like a height requirement. Your friend right now is still using one? No, he was using one. You have a 14-year-old friend?

I have plenty of 14-year-old friends, Ryan. I make them all the time. They're the best. I can just hang out and have fun. Their imaginations are wild. Speaking of imaginations, let's go to Neverland. It's not. Is Neverland still around?

The ranch? Yeah. I wouldn't think so. I mean, no. Can we buy Neverland? I think it's all gone. You're telling me Neverland, home of Michael Jackson, king of pop, is no longer around. Well, let me look it up.

Yo, dude. I'm looking up so much shit. Jackson was acquitted of all charges. That's not what I asked. Yeah, okay, Google. You just set everyone's phones off by doing that. But literally, I said, is Neverland Ranch still around? And the first thing that comes up is Jackson was acquitted of all charges.

So that means they got to expand it twice the size. They let him build his own castle there. They said, all right, Jackson, if you get convicted, we're going to have to tear down Neverland, but if you get acquitted, you get your very own castle in Neverland.

Oh, I didn't know that. Michael Jackson, Jackson stated he would never live at the property again as he no longer considered the ranch a home, and he did not return to Neverland. Probably because it was like a media. Yeah. Guess what, Matt? What, buddy? ranch a home and he did not return to neverland probably because it was like a media yeah guess what matt what buddy you had nothing to say huh nope i was like maybe maybe it's a bit maybe there's a bit coming nope just nothing just absolutely podcasting at its finest My brain was empty Just like from the start of that

My brain was completely empty My brain empty I'm Ryan Brain empty Dude You feel so big don't ya Making fun of your friends Yeah I do

Climbing on top Gideon up Riding you to the top Climbing on top Holding people down Forcibly making fun of them I don't do that What if that's how I bullied you?

I just like get on your chest, like sit on your chest And just like laugh in your face You sat on my chest You take my arms, pin them to the ground And you do that thing where you spit Except it like goes down to the string Oh, and I suck it back up I get it like as close as I can

And you're like no no no no no And I suck it back up But then that yeah, yeah. I get it like as close as I can. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then I suck it back up. But then that one time I mess up and it drips. Or I just go and blow it up into your face. And I fly backwards, crash through a dresser. I'm blind. Dude, honestly, I could never do that. But I had friends that would do that.

Like that shit was gross. Like the mucus and the spit and drip it down. So like that, uh-uh. I knew kids that could like touch it to the ground and pull it back up. I'm like, dude, you're just asking to get sick right now. I knew how to like get the spit and keep it like long, like keep it going down in the

drooling thing, but I could never suck it back up. It'll always break. It's like, I think I did it once and I was like, damn, that's enough for me. Like I did it once. That's all I need to do. Do it. Go to like a talent show. That should be our live show. You should just do that

for like an hour and a half and I'll just sit there silently watching. Being like, ew, gross. I remember I went to a talent show in elementary school and I said my talent, I can't do it anymore

because I'm a big fat dude. But basically I would do this and then I would bend all the way back He's sitting on his knees Like this? And then you would just bend backwards Yeah but I can't do that, can you do that? What where I-

Real quick hold on Do you want to film it and put it in the podcast? Uh You're the one editing so it's whatever you want to do Film it bro I gotta film you because I think you're the one that can do it Yo you better be watching this shit on YouTube. Okay, so, Matt,

what I did as a talent in elementary school, I'd, god, I can't do it. My old fucking man body. When I was a kid, I was a lot more nimble. Ask my stepdad. And then I would, like, bend my body all the way back to where I was lying down on my back, but with my legs in that position.

That was your talent at a talent show. That was my talent. And then when I did it, like, the room was silent and an auditorium filled with kids wanting to show off their talent. And they just didn't care. And the parents were like, wow. And the adults were like, you're a kid. You're bendable. You can do that.

Your mom's like, Ryan, you're such a talent. I'll try it. Throw me my phone. Like that. And then lay down. Ow. Yeah. Shit. mom's like Ryan. Yeah, that's such a talent. I'll try it Like that and then I've been lay down. Oh, yeah Shit, he's doing it. Oh, oh, yeah, you're doing the Ryan McGee talent show. Oh that shit hurts, man Yeah, I could be in a talent show though. I could go to an elementary school and be in the talent Scott Jesus Christ. I Knew something was coming the moment you looked out that recording room window to see if anybody was there.

And the second I saw you do that quick glance, I'm like, he's gonna whip his dick out or something. Here comes his dick. The gym shorts quickly slide down, and he runs at me with a slight twisting of the hips so it's really going, like, right in my face. We didn't film that part. Well, it was filmed. You just can't see. I don't think you can see my penis. I'll double film that part. Well, it was filmed.

You just can't see. I don't think you can see my penis. I'll double check. I'll make sure it's not in there. Okay. Actually, should we share the news? It's been a while. I guess we can say it.

Ryan and I are flying to China, and we are actually getting a penis reduction surgery. We just feel like those inches would be better off someone that needs them. We're going to take about 10 inches off each. Reduce the girth a little bit. Reduce the girth by like fucking

only 3 inches. Yeah, like 3 inches off the circumference. Yeah. We're excited for whoever in China ends up receiving the extra inches. Yeah, like three inches off the circumference. Yeah. But yeah, we're excited for whoever in China ends up receiving the extra inches. We just wanted to give back to people in need. So yeah, we figured that that would be a lot more giving back than like charity live streams or donating money to charity. Got to give something that not everybody can, not everybody, you know, can give. It's like Harry's Shave Gel.

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Wow, thank you, Harry's. Thank you, Harry's. My bathroom's loaded up with the stuff they sent me. Jackson and Harrison actually, like, they use it every day. Yeah, they legitimately do. The face scrub's Yeah they legitimately do The face scrubs in my shower The shave gels in my shower See the thing is Harry's I want to personally

Ryan would have to be the one to personally endorse I don't grow enough facial hair I can personally endorse I trim my cheeks up a little bit But the Tucker bros Very closely associated with Super Mega, they use it every day. They love it.

They can't get enough. And they're always like, hey, did they send you any more free stuff? Did Harry send you any more sample kits? So I'm like, I believe they did

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We're talking a low tone now. Is it an ASMR podcast? I think this tone will bring people in from a different audience. And maybe we'll attract millions of new listeners if we give it more of an NPR vibe. We're going to need to spend about 20 grand on microphones first. Their microphones are so fucking crisp. NPR's microphones. You can hear every single molecule of spit in the person's mouth when they speak.

Every of the mouth. You can really hear those moist mouth sounds. NPR is great if you have ASMR. I was listening to this dude do like a book review. This old ass man. I was like, this is wonderful. Just kiss the microphone. I always, I'll do a gag where I'll like kiss the microphone and put the mic cover my mouth.

And then I remember like how much fucking disgusting bacteria and shit. Our body's been through worse we've literally been inside of another human being well that's i'm talking about covered in shit in our most vulnerable state where getting sick could mean death well you're a baby though we're covered in blood and shit come out in a placenta sack and they gotta pop it and squeeze yeah and then they cut you out of the placenta sack yeah no that's happened before like this woman gave birth in China I think to a baby wait what?

she gave birth to what? she gave birth to a baby it was huge in the news can't believe we didn't hear about that but it was like it didn't know it had been born yet I saw this on Facebook so it could have easily been some fake news but it was like a full placenta sack filled with liquid with the baby floating inside,

and they had to wake it up and cut it out. That's what it'll look like with clones. Like the sheep that's in that little sack where it's like the fully cloned sheep. Dolly? Is that the name of the sheep? Yeah. So cool. Yeah, I can't believe they cloned a fucking sheep.

They grew it. Yeah. In a little sack. That's fucking crazy. Can we, like... We're gonna do that to humans. That was so long ago, too. That wasn't that in the 90s or some shit?

Think about if North Korea had that power. They'd just make little workers. They'd have little factories making those babies. And it's like, those babies aren't human. They're sack babies. What's the problem, though? If we start having sack babies, are they gonna be like... Are they gonna have the same rights as regular babies?

That's the problem with AIs, dude. If AIs start having feelings, it's like, well are they gonna have the same rights as regular babies that's the problem with AIs dude if AIs start having feelings it's like well if they have feelings do they have rights I think we need to grow out of our feelings I think that's evolution right I think we have well we evolved into feelings you know

uh no we evolved into understanding them I think a lot of things have feelings like anger. Our difference is that we are, what is it? We can... Like self-awareness? Yeah, we're self-aware. So like when we're angry, it's like, okay, I'm angry.

I'm angry because this. When a dog's angry, it's just like, oh, I don't know, I'm just reacting this way because this is the way I react. Because of stimuli. That's true. We've also developed, like, such more complex emotions than, like, other species.

Like, crazy, like, in-depth ones. Pigs have pretty complex emotions. What, pigs? Pigs. Well, they're pretty fucking tasty, too. Whales and elephants have very complex emotions. But you know, like our language, you know, ours are like the most on that chain of like complexity.

I wonder if like it's possible for another species to evolve. Not like now, but like hypothetically that could have like even more complex emotions that can feel new emotions that humans cannot feel because we don't understand it. Yeah. Like, but they can feel different emotions or like they can see colors we can't see because our eyes can't take in that wavelength or something. There are a ton of colors that we can't see.. Yeah, like, but they can feel different emotions. Or like, they can see colors we can't see because our eyes can't take in that wavelength or something. There are a ton of colors that we can't see. Isn't that weird? There's colors that we just can't see and never will. We can't comprehend the colors. But there are

colors. And they're right in front of us, right? Yeah, they're everywhere. Like, isn't that crazy? It's lame, man. Like, why can't, God, come on, dude. Like, you couldn't have just given us that little upgrade? I just want to live in a world where I see every color. You're telling me that we've evolved over billions of years,

and we can do crazy shit like mathematics, but we can't see all the colors? First, we evolve out of the water, and you give us shittier eyes than fish. But we also, in doing that, to help us survive, we can't see more colors? Like, what the fuck, dude? Come on. Oh, I bet I know why he's doing it God didn't do it because he's planning on doing like microtransactions and it's like you can

upgrade to the full color pack where you can like see full colors microtransactions are almost in every triple A game that I've seen they're in like everything now they've been around for a while too like I was just thinking about it I was like they had them in

Dead Space 3 which wasn't that like it was that was a pretty good while ago. That was back for the Xbox 360. Now the Xbox One is almost out of its prime time and I think there's rumors that Microsoft's going to announce another console. The Xbox 2! It's uh it's I'm actually excited for what Microsoft is

doing and I and I basically what they're doing from what I understand is they're just making low-end computers, essentially. Because that's what a console is. Yeah, but you can just do like one task, pretty much. And they're just doing that, and so they're going to sell, think of like the Xbox One X and then the Xbox One. You know, they're going to sell like a standard version and then a version's more expensive, but then can probably run games better and all that stuff. There were rumors of a switch mini. Mini?

Yeah. That's smaller and the joy cons are not detachable. Nah, I'm good. So it's just like a tiny little smaller tablet version. So yeah, nah. Then what, then you can't have the. I know you don't get that nice. Little click.

The nice little click. That's a satisfying click. You know, what's really satisfying on some of the newer iPhones? The vibration when you're setting your alarm, like the timer, and you're scrolling through the numbers. It's like... Oh, God. That's what I feel with this watch. It's so fucking just pleasing. Come here. Let me do it. Just spin this like... Hold on, what can I... I'm trying to do a...

Let me spin it, boy! Just do this. Just... Oh, God! That is satisfying. They got that down to a T. It's wonderful. Those are those bad boys over at Apple.

That's pretty nice. Anything exciting coming up, Ryan? Uh... We're going to Japan. Oh, yeah, that's one thing. We're going to Japan tomorrow. Or, that's one thing. We're going to Japan tomorrow or actually at the time of this podcast releasing. We should already be in Japan.

We're on a plane trying to survive, not be bored. I think I'm going to be sleeping hopefully a lot of the time because I plan on not sleeping at all tonight. I'm just going to pack and make sure I have everything done and just stay up because I think

the flight would be a lot better for me if I could just sleep for 50% of it. Yeah, same. I got to figure out, I got to charge everything and all that boring shit. But like, well, like I, like, like we said earlier, we're going to Tokyo and Kyoto and stuff for a week and a half, uh, with the sole purpose of, uh, shooting some videos for super Mega. We've been saving up from like merch and shows and stuff so we could just go out and make some cool fucking content for you guys. Very excited.

We have uploads for while we're gone. We got a ton of Animal Crossing. We got some new stuff coming out soon. Played a game on the Switch that I am in love with. Yeah, and we beat it. Made me a bit angry. So it's a mixture of one of those games where we legitimately respect it. We haven't had a Rage series in a while.

Huh? We haven't had a Rage series in a while. It got close to being, it was, I'd say the last episode was definitely. You Raged sometimes. Yeah. You freaked out at certain points. It's because, I'm not going to say what game it is yet, but it's one of the games where you do the same level over and over again, and it's just like that feeling of dying near the end and having to like go back and relive it.

Again and again. You understand the frustrations of characters in movies like Groundhog Day. Or Happy Death Day is the most recent interpretation of that. Or I think Russian Doll apparently is. I haven't seen either Russian Doll or Happy Death Day. What about Happy Death Day 2? 2U. 2U, yeah.

They made that sequel fast. That shit was like... Yeah, because horror movies are cheap to make and they make a lot of money. Yes, they do. Purge. That's why there were four of them. Were there four of them? Oh, fucking, think about how many paranormal activities there are.

And Saw? There are only Saw movies. There are like eight Saw movies, right? What's the horror thing now? Because when Saw was around, it was like gore and all that shit. And then for a little bit, it was kind of just going back to haunted house movies. Like Paranormal Activity. Because you had Paranormal Activity.

That was the found footage era, which stemmed off of that. But then you had stuff like Insidious and The Conjuring and Annabelle and all these haunted house type of movies becoming more and more popular. What's the horror thing right now? Just being indie? Like it's just like... I don't know if there is one right now. A24? Can that be a genre of horror? I'm excited for Midsommar.

Midsommar? What's that? Do you still pronounce it summer if it's S-O-M-A-R? Yeah, I think so. Do you? I think. Midsummer? Midsummer? I don't know. But yeah, we're going to be in Japan.

It's super fun. You didn't even allow me to. It's the director of Hereditary. Oh, really? And the posters. It's just such a beautiful poster. Speaking of scary stuff, I had something I want to bring up to you. I was hanging out with Harrison Jackson tonight,

and we, like, you could easily be. I want to, okay, I know what you're about to say, and I'm going to, okay, go, say it, say it. What, do you want me to save it for something else? No, no, no, just say it. I think it's very plausible that, of course, it's not true, but there's a good case around you that you could be aware of. Why, what's the case? So, I got a couple things. Okay.

You kind of have that dark, quiet, mysterious side. Dark, quiet, mysterious side. Yeah. Is it because when I go home, like, it's hard to get in contact with me? Kind of, but it's like, so just, you know, you have that kind of, like, mysterious vibe about you. Do I? Oh, absolutely.

Okay. And then, like like it's interesting seeing from a from a different perspective people looking at me and so so i'm interested it's like there's like a little there's a little slicer it's kind of like a quiet mysterious side of ryan and then you know you got the you got to look for it a little bit you got like i'm hairy yeah you got the hairy but then you got the long hair that that fits it but we're thinking we're like what if like he can't help but turn and that's why he always has to leave

hanging out at night early and he's like I gotta go I gotta go take care of my dog. I gotta go take care of Lego and it's always before the sun goes down it's the perfect excuse you're like sorry dude I gotta go take care of Lego and it's like really already man? It's like yeah I gotta go I can't stay for the rest of the party

and then it's like i have left a lot of events with that excuse oh many times but also it's like it's not an excuse we're like what if he got the dog and then also moved really far away it's just so the excuse holds up because it's like if you lived really close to like everyone else and you were like sorry i gotta go take care of my dog it's like ryan what it's like five minutes away but because of the distance and because of the uh nature of it it's like oh yeah we're never gonna question it until now well uh i mean that's a good that's a good theory well it all came up until you have any proof we were watching like a werewolf thing and we were just like imagine like could you see ryan as a werewolf i werewolf thing and we were just like imagine like couldn't you see Ryan as a werewolf

and we're like yeah and then we started thinking about like wait it makes sense because I always leave places was that the one was that the one that's a pretty big piece right there and also the

when we lived together all the claw marks that would appear on the wall after full moons I mean that's was that Lego that happens that happens everywhere

that was probably Lego it does not happen if it doesn't happen in my place but it's fine we don't have to't talk about it i don't know i could just see you as a werewolf okay i'm sure a lot of fans a zombie no i i'm thinking when you say that because like werewolves were like the first furries right yeah. The Wolfman. That's furry shit. Think about it. That's pre-furry shit. Absolutely. Anthropomorphic animal.

What were those things called? Zoo, uh, Animorphs? Animorphs, yeah. The books where the cover was like the kid transforming into like a fucking freak. I hated those. It's horrifying. We've talked about this before, I'm sure, who gives a shit, but it was creepy as shit. I hated that when I was a kid. shit but it was creepy as shit i hated that when i was a kid it gave me the same vibe like the same weird vibe as the um there's a creepy book that's about the three little pigs and the the artist who

did it it was very creepy hold on i'm gonna look up creepy three little pigs book yeah it's called the true story of the three little pigs let me see see. Hold on, it's going to fucking Amazon. This? You remember that book? Oh, yeah, he did a bunch of other kids' books. Yeah, it's just like... What's the guy's name? Fucking... I don't know.

But Animorphs, like, every other frame besides the kid being normal and the animal were scary as shit. Like, some of the ones, like, I think the ones where he's first transforming into it, like, the first two or three, those are the freakiest. Animorphs. It's just, like, think the ones where he's first transforming into it like the first two or three those are the freakiest. Animorphs. It's just like all the covers it's like ah. That's like when they just

discovered Photoshop and they're like guys check out what we can do nowadays. It's just freaky. Oh dude you realize like our generation had all the. Look at this shit. Let me see. Put this up in the podcast. How is this not creepy? Whoa that's that's fucking nightmare

fuel 5 fucking lock your phone Ryan face ID face ID look at it look at the screen there it is sorry see they put the fucking lock button on the side know so I always thought that's scary shit every fucking frame of that is scary as shit I was a kid I know like adults are

probably kids are gonna think this is epic but I was I was always shit look at that shit. When I was a kid, I know like adults are probably like, kids are gonna think this is epic, but I was always shitting my pants. Look at that shit, dude. That's what I'm saying. We're looking at the snake. It's on the screen right now if you want to take a look. It's the snake one. Oh, there's one where he turns into a fucking cockroach. Uh-uh. What? Uh-uh. Look at that shit.

The fucking dumbass kid turning into, like he's growing shit on his face. Let me see this. Watch that, dude. No. Not a fan. Not into it one fucking bit. This isn't even an animal. What is this?

Oh, the alien. This one, they're turning into a reptile. I love the one where they just turn into a fucking mallard. Oh, yeah, I see it. Dude. Oh oh i hate this one dude the starfish wait the girl like she's turning into a fucking starfish look i think i found my favorite one turn into a fucking starfish it's like conehead shit oh my god yeah i like the second like the second frame of that it's like a smirk. These are all going to be on screen, guys, so you can watch along at what we're reacting to. Oh, whoa.

One girl becomes a squid? Yeah. This girl becomes a mouse. Oh, this is the one I remember the most. Dude, how many were there? This is the one that I remember when I was a kid, and this is the one that I hated the most that I saw the cover of when I was a kid.

It was the one where they turn into like a hawk Or a bird of some kind. Oh that face is this is like a bad acid trip. Oh Man, I think we know what the thumbnails wait. How would you know what a bad acid trip is? I'm just guessing Ryan. I would never do drugs. You know that true Do we had like our generation had all like people like what if furries exist? It's like dude our generation had all the the like why do furries exist it's like dude our generation had all the the precursors there we had animorphs we had zoo books we had arthur and we also had squarespace from websites online stores marketing tools and analytics

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I'm putting them back on again. Alright. Those are nice shoes, man. Thank you. They're going to be good for walking around Tokyo. Interesting choice of tap shoes, but not opposed to it. Yeah, but you just need to call out my name, and then you'll listen out for the... Because Tokyo is a pretty busy place.

We're in Shibuya Crossing. I'm like, Ryan? Ryan? I hear... Like a beautiful I actually took tap dancing classes Once you know that I'm jealous because I wish I did When I was younger I still remember a little bit like

One of the moves it's like you gotta like It's toe and then you swing heel It's like I clearly can't do it imagine being able to Tap dance real great oh we should Learn so then we can make a video and just Bust out a tap dancing musical number I clearly can't do it. Imagine being able to tap dance real great. Oh, we should learn. So then we can make a video and just bust out a tap dancing musical number in it. And we're just amazing at it. We should do it at the live show.

Oh, my God. Randomly to like end a live show. We just do this whole fucking routine. We're all sweaty and we're actually trying. Kind of like the dance number Mac did in one of the ends of the episodes of Always Sunny. Or when, okay, I got a hand to Seth MacFarlane. The Stewie and Brian musical tap dancing numbers were fantastic. Oh, whenever it's a Stewie and Brian episode.

People are big fans of those. The show is pretty much just that now. That's like the focus of every episode pretty much is just Stewie and Brian now. Because they know that's what people like. But also, isn't there a scene where Stewie, Stewie tap dances with, like, a real man? I don't know. And it's, like, perfectly animated. It's, like, a man tap dancing, like,

something they shot, and they put Stewie on it, like, tap dancing perfectly with it. I would love this. That's actually a good idea. Like, Seth MacFarlane, he's got some good ideas up there. He does. But, uh... His music's fantastic.

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If you're bored. That's like his new track on his album. He's just trying to promote the new season of Family Guy. Really bad. The Donald Trump episode. You were talking about how awful that was. I can't believe they would disrespect my president that way. They just hit all like the worst stereotypes.

He's orange. He's orange. He's got tiny hands. It's like, yeah, very funny. It's like, what next? He's gonna slurp down some covfefe and eat a hamburger? It's like, come on, Seth. Get a little creative with it. You know what I'm saying? If you want to come on

Super Megacast and make an animated series. You want to get Trump on Super Megacast? I'd do it. Of course I'd do it. It's like, the president, the most controversial figure of like modern history wants to come on our podcast. What's up, Donald? What's up?

What's up? Now, someone sent me clips of your show and some of the things you made fun of me for were mean and untrue. I have to say there was some truth to some of it. Like the thing about me having a big penis, that's very true. You know, he's got a huge cock.

You think he does? Nah. He's got an average penis probably. You think it's average or like small? I don't know. He could have a huge cock. That's the thing about dick size. You really just never know.

It doesn't matter. Having a big cock doesn't mean you're a wonderful person. No, absolutely not. Having a small cock doesn't mean you're a wonderful person. No, absolutely not. And having a small cock doesn't mean you're a shitty person. Yeah. It's like, like penis size, you never know until you see the penis. And it's like, Ryan and I both have incredibly small penises, but we're still cool dudes, right? Like, I don't think that penis size affects anything.

And how come earlier in the episode, you joked about us getting 10 inches off and 3 inches off the circumference? Size is relative, Ryan. Relative to what? Uh, fuck. Yeah, I stumped you, didn't I? Yeah, because I accidentally canceled out a bit we did earlier. Now what? I mean, not a bit.

Now what are you going to do? I was... I'm going to backtrack this one, buddy. I was just saying that because the FBI is investigating us for having penises that are too big. That's why I have to go to China for the surgery. So we have to throw them off our tail by saying we have small penises. Okay. See, I completed the bit.

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I have to really take one for the team. You gotta go do some, uh, gotta go make some brown? You gonna take the browns to the Super Bowl, you know what I'm saying? I love that moment. I laughed and farted at the same time just now. Went, ah, bfft. By accident?

Yes, by accident. I've done that before. Because when you let... Like, you do it, and it just happens. It's embarrassing. I did that. I ever tell that story? Yes, when, girl, you had a crush on... In fact...

Oh, I did. That was it. In fact, I believe you told that story in our Halo 3 Let's Play. Damn. When we were on the crow's nest level ryan you've been watching super mega lately no i just have a memory that does that stupid shit i don't know why we talked about this there's a lot of things that i wish my brain could uh maintain and keep together but no it chooses to remember that we had a specific conversation in the halo 3 let's play same like my brain will forget like, oh yeah, we were supposed to have a conference call

with someone like tomorrow. But then it's like, oh, but you can remember you talked about Seinfeld porn in episode like three of the Pikmin series. Did we? In one of the episodes. We had to change the title later on because when the adpocalypse thing happened,

we're like, can't have the word porn in the title. Like when we had the Jackass playthrough series. And we had to change the A to like a little like the alpha symbol. I think it is because we were like, oh, we don't want our channel to be flagged for the word Jackass. Jackass. So we had to make it like the little alpha symbol so

we wouldn't get Adpocalypse. I haven't, we Oh, that's a finished series. Yeah, we finished Jackass. I had a lot of fun playing that one. If you guys want to get one and go back and watch. Did we actually beat the game? Yeah.

Right? That's when we used to do that for the intro. Oh, just like random sounds? I remember that. How the branding has changed. By the way, guys, speaking of which, our new end card on our Let's Plays, which a lot of you have seen, and it seems like you guys love it. That music, that song, we said it on a previous podcast,

but I want to give another shout out to Harrison, not Harrison Tucker, Harrison the Music Man. He made that song called Comfort Cruise, and the music video is like a CGI skeleton sitting on a subway. And it's like, I sang it in a recent podcast. I'm not going to do it two podcasts in a row. But check him out. He's really cool.

It'll be, it's shipping in the description down there. I really like the music he made. Do you want some like chill kind of like mallcore? I don't know. He's going to be like, I don't make mallcore. Why'd you say that? Mallcore? Is that actually a type of music?

Yeah. It's like one of those weird niche genres. If I look up mallcore, it's an actual thing. It's like the type of, it's kind of like a subsect of vaporwave I think where it's like music you would hear playing in an old mall in the 2000s or some shit. Oh, dude That's great. They had a lot of like reverb and shit. I think Frank did a whole video about mall core. I Miss that boy. I think Frank is also doing a show in Brooklyn with young Bay which we can't make unfortunately No, I'm super sad because it's in Brooklyn. But if

y'all are interested. Please go. Like, go show Frank and Young Bae. They're both super cool dudes. Love them both. I wish I could go to that show. I just started listening to Young Bae like a month ago. He's a super cool dude. But you've known about him for years, right? Yeah, before I even moved out here. Yeah. I used to, I don't remember how I found

him, but he's a super cool dude. Frank and I went to one of his shows got to chill and he's tall. He's like He's the tallest most attractive dude. I've ever seen young bae. Yeah young bae. His name is Dallas, and he is like So fucking tall and handsome like his girlfriend is a lucky lady. I'll tell you that right now his girlfriends It's sick. Oh, I'm not supposed to yeah... Yeah, don't share that detail about him. Okay. Just cut it out. Yeah. Dude, what if he just messaged me like, what the fuck, dude? I know! Because, like, apparently he actually does

have several girlfriends, and I just, like, ruined his relationship. My girlfriend listened to the podcast! Now she knows I'm sleeping with other girls. She's a big super mega fan. Well, you could have just told her we were joking. You guys have done it this time. Fuck. He like goes after us. He just makes

like an entire album just dedicated to how much he hates us. That's what it would sound like. It'd be like some old Japanese disco like with some reverb and be like fuck Matt and Ryan. Like thrown in. You look like you're going to shit yourself. I'm corking it man. We're almost done. I I'm corking it man we're almost done

we're almost done there's some more things I want to talk about he says as he forgets the things he wanted to talk about wonderful good job wait um I saw a really good movie called Lords of Chaos with Rory Colkin and Emery Cohen uh really really good I recommend it

it's actually I talked about this in Resident Evil that black metal band where the guy blew his brains out and then his friend took a picture of him before he called the police and used that as their album cover for their black metal really good it's about that whole like story and how they like burn down churches and kill people yeah

it's super fucking good though and I didn't want to correct something because in a Resident Evil thing I said that Harrison and Jackson did nothing but Black Metal February. I made them sound like dumbasses, because that's not a thing. It's nothing but Black Metal November. Oh, I'm sorry.

So I saw people like, I'm going to do nothing but Black Metal February, and I'm like, go for it. You can do it. It's actually November is the thing. But that's going to get in the way of no nut November. Well, Black Metal does not make you want to nut. Have you ever listened to black metal?

No. I listen to metal. Pure Norwegian black metal. What's the difference between black metal and just the... Black metal is all about death and suffering. It's like the extreme one. Are those the ones where the titles are like cannibalistic raped baby corpses

and like that's the title of a song yes but also there's an album cover that is like a woman's legs like just gave birth and then a baby covered in blood and then the doctor's like sawing the baby in half they always go for the album covers dude there's one where it's like a bunch of like flesh and maggots and eyeballs it's like

uh they really fucking do it man y'all think we're edgy yeah well i mean that whole community like but the people that are really into it take it so seriously and like like the people from mayhem the band the movie's about like they actually like would kill people for because it would make them look cooler in the community because they're psychotic and they'd burn down churches because they hated christians and stuff like super psychotic but And they'd burn down churches because they hated Christians and stuff. Like, super psychotic. But it's like, black metal was the sect that got, like, so into that actual, like, satanic shit like that. And if I misspeak in any of this, I apologize. I don't know that much about it other than what Harrison Jackson told me. You just saw a movie about it.

And Harrison Jackson told me a lot about it. I've listened to a little black metal. It's not super my thing. I would say it's 100% not my thing. It's very harsh. And I'm not that's 100% not my thing it's very harsh and I'm not that into harsh music like Harrison loves harsh noise and I'm like I can't get that into harsh noise

I've listened to a track here and there you gotta be in a mood for something like black metal or harsh noise yeah it's a very harsh mood I just like chilling out listen to Sugar Ray Real Big Fish Lamp Lamp's a fucking killer band. Like every song by that band is like a hit for me.

Like I cannot find a song of theirs I don't like. If you'll check out the album cover of one of their albums, you'll know why. It's a home run for Matt. Ryan. What? You need to stop pushing this propaganda of yours. What are you talking about? It's not propaganda.

It's a good fucking... I didn't even find that out. Jackson showed me that album. When we were freshmen in college. Because he found it on 4chan's music board. Ooh. Do you ever go on 4chan? No.

I don't either. I had my 4chan phase a couple years ago. It was recommended to me because it was just in the... I think I get better music from a radio set up from a previous playlist than I do recommended anymore. I used to be recommended good shit, but now I'm recommended a bunch of bad stuff.

Well, it depends on what you've been listening to and what's in that playlist. Because basically, I'll make my month playlist on Spotify and then I'll listen to the last song so it takes me to the radio based on it. I don't have a single one for March. I don't have a single song for March yet. None?

None. I haven't found anything that I've been vibing to. Dude, I started making you a playlist of some good shit. I'll send it to you tonight and you can listen to it on the plane. Just download it ahead of time. I'll make sure to so I can go sleepy by on the plane. It's really good. It's some good fucking shit.

It's got Hobo Johnson. It's got the black eyed penises. You know what I'm saying, dude? Oh, dude oh god traffic's gonna be awful to the airport at 8 a.m yeah i was about to be like oh no they're gonna come follow us to the airport to show the time but this comes out after the fact so also i don't think anyone any of our fans are that fanatic just like maybe if you were like jack septic guy but like it's in the middle of traffic. Like the worst traffic. No, we need to be there at 8. Yeah.

So we need to get... Like traffic is... Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's gonna suck. We don't live close to the airport at all. Nope. Welcome to the part of the podcast where they talk about their plans on how to get to the airport with all the traffic.

That's really what it's boiled down to 132 episodes in, guys. with all the traffic. That's really what it's boiled down to, 132 episodes in, guys. Anyways, if y'all really like this episode, we got 131 more episodes that you can listen to. You can start from the beginning or start from this one and work your way backwards, whichever way you want.

I'd actually recommend that. I think that's a better method. That's how a lot of people do it. Because it's like, but I mean like the older stuff, like I actually listened to like a really old podcast recently like episode like doesn't age well does it no no it's fine i mean some some jokes we made or like some things i just like cringe at i'm like yeah that's not we're gonna cringe at stuff we said in this one we're gonna cringe it's like two years we'll look back at this and cringe it's just aging it's just how things it's just like um how like you know you can you have a

different uh sense of humor as you grow up or just people in general have a different sense of humor that's why like i just roll my eyes where whenever i see like a comment or something that says something isn't funny because it's like i understand 100 that it isn't funny because it's like I understand 100% that it isn't funny to them but at the same time like comedy is probably the comedy and like attractiveness like being attracted to a person are probably the most subjective things out there

yeah but people like to it's all taste well taste is when people get upset they like to claim opinions as facts but well guess what? Facts. Don't care about your feelings. Nope.

And with that, we'll see you in the next podcast. Goodbye, folks. Wait, also listen to us on Spotify and iTunes. If you want to help us expand, I'm going to steal this from the official podcast to help us expand across the internet. That's straight from the official podcast. Help us expand across the internet? Yeah, they the official podcast help us expand across the internet they're like they're like and and thank you to everyone listening on spotify and itunes and stuff uh to help us expand across the reaches of the internet or something like that oh they

have like a little catch thing yeah we need more catches we don't have a catchphrase we have no catchphrases or no like set things for this podcast like no branding thing we've literally gotten 132 episodes into this podcast with no like set segments or no set like. Not like starting it out the same way every time. Like the Sindago podcast started out the same every time.

I loved that too. That was fantastic. Great intros. And then, yeah. And the, the Tucker Brothers have a podcast coming soon.

I'm excited. We listened to their intro recently. It's fantastic. We'll keep all of you updated on that if y'all are interested. Absolutely. on that if y'all are interested. Absolutely. Well, not if y'all are interested. For those who are interested, we will keep you updated.

And for those who are not, you will also be updated. We'll force it into your ears. Because they're two really good, creative, fun friends of ours. And also, last thing, if you don't mind, maybe go rate us on iTunes. Give us a little five stars if you want. So more people can find the podcast they can get bumped up on Spotify because we're actually on the first page of comedy podcasts

on Spotify somehow that baffles my mind don't worry it won't last long no we walk in this room with no topics planned and we're like god damn it's hot in here sometimes it's very obvious yeah and we're just like so what should we talk about

I still have to take a shit Okay I'll let you go take your shit Go take it Bye everybody See ya Next podcast is going to be one we record in Tokyo Yep Go take that shit, buddy.