supermegashow - EP 133 - Tokyo Time (ft. Jackson & Harrison Tucker)

Episode Date: March 21, 2019

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Yeah, I know that you guys have been demanding us to do more low-quality podcasts, more shorter ones, ones that are recorded on an iPhone in an echoey room instead of a high-quality sound studio. But this one's recorded in Japan. Yeah, yeah. We're in Tokyo right now. What time is it? It's like 7.30 p.m.

7.40? Excuse me? 10 minutes off. That's important. Okay, well, it's 7.40, and all you in America are waking up right about now. Do you not know how to read a four? His watch is... My watch is set to Los Angeles time still.

Is that why he's always late to everything? It's set to Los Angeles time. Wouldn't that be the hours, not the minutes that are off? Late to everything. You said for me to meet you guys today at 1. I got there at 12.58. We were honestly shocked. And then you guys made me wait 30 minutes. Granted, we were in Harajuku.

So were you. So we did meet in Harajuku. That's true. Also, by the way, we got the Tucker brothers. We got Harrison and Jackson here because we're all in Japan together to shoot videos for the channel. So I will apologize that this is a bit of a shorter podcast. But we're going to make up for it with all the videos coming out soon. And also, sorry if you guys can hear the train going by outside.

There's a train right next to our Airbnb that goes by every 20 seconds. Yeah, the window's closed, right? Okay, sweet. It's just loud. You can hear the choo-choo, guys, but we've been having a blast in Tokyo. We're about to finish filming up tonight, and then we're going to enjoy a few days.

A little R&R. Been hard at work shooting. Reading and relaxing? R&R, yeah. Just reading and relaxing, baby. Rimming and reading rick i actually started the harry potter books for the first time on this trip you started the first harry potter book like 10 minutes before our 12-hour flight landing we were like on the descent the fan was like please put your seat literally tokyo and ryan's like it's like tokyo comes into view and

ryan whips out harry potter and. Because I was sleeping most of the flight. Yeah, you slept like a little baby. Yeah. Sounded like an insult. Jealous? Yes, I am. Because I got about 30 minutes of sleep that whole 12-hour flight. I've never been on a flight where I cannot sleep as bad as that one.

I got like seven. You got seven hours of sleep on that flight? Seven minutes. Oh. Yeah, we just got, we just kind of watched movies, watched Mojo on the flight, just drank a little bit, hung out. What did you watch on the flight? Yeah, okay, let's go around and see what we watched on the flight. Matt, you first.

I watched First Man. Okay. And I watched, fuck, what did I watch? Oh, I watched Wildlife, the Paul Dano movie. Ah. Pretty good. Both of them were pretty good. You said Wildlife was boring. Don't change his opinion. Yeah, I mean, it was good. Ah. Pretty good. Both of them were pretty good. I thought you said Wildlife was boring.

Don't change his opinion. I mean, it was good. It was just boring. Was it good or was it boring? I think it was both. Robert E. Roger E. Brick. I mean, that's how I feel about most Super Mega videos.

They're good. Hey, at least they're good, right? I only watched like one. Oh, I was. Okay. I watched Chapel. No, no, no. Bohemian Rhapsody 12 times. The guy in front of us was watching., no, no. Bohemian Rhapsody 12 times.

The guy in front of us was watching, I was watching him watch Bohemian Rhapsody. I just watched him watch that one famous scene. Yeah, we looked over and he was watching that really poorly edited scene. I forgot the name of the movie I watched, what was it? It was about a silent film. Ha ha, it was like a silent film. It was, what's... What about Buster Keaton, right? Yeah, keaton yeah yeah it was the one about buster keaton it's buster and skating that that was the title of the movie it was really

fucking weird i recommend it buster keaton jones what's keaton jones up to these days i have no idea i make it silent movies i ask myself about every movie every morning i wake up i'm like what's keaton jones doing to these days i have no idea i ask myself i ask myself that every morning every morning i wake up i'm like what's keaton jones doing i like how this is the second podcast the tucker brothers have been on and it's the second podcast with the tucker brothers we talked about keaton jones he's a he's a topic of interest um but let's talk about kind of some of the stuff we've done without spoiling too much let's just go in order right so we got here and we had an amazing sushi dinner thanks to harrison who found uh what's the place it was uh cube guinza it was i had a piece of uni that legit brought a tear to my eye it was more

than one tear yeah it was it was so it was it was so fucking good it It was the best. I don't think we will never have better sushi ever. Obviously, it's not Jiro because that's. He hates Baka Gaijin. That's what we are. More like Jiro dreams of poop. Yes. Jackson's been holding that. No, he's been waiting.

He has been waiting to say Jiro dreams of poop. It's in his notes on his phone. No, get your notebook out, show him. There's an entire page that has nothing else on it. It's just over and over and over again. It's one line that just says Jiro dreams of poopy. You started writing it on the walls. It's like the shining, he's like Jiro dreams of poopy.

Do you have your notebook with you? I'll grab it. My favorite piece was the clam. The clam was so fucking good. Yeah, the more you chew, like one part was really soft, the other part was really chewy. And the more you chewed it, like, the more flavorful it got. Oh, man. I liked all the salmon was amazing.

We didn't have any salmon that night. We didn't? No. Didn't we? Oh, was it Toro? Oh, yeah. Okay, sorry. The Toro was my favorite.

I was kind of sad that there wasn't salmon because salmon's probably just... Because it's just like the base sushi that you usually get. Yeah. And I really... I really enjoy salmon, especially fat belly. Now, squid was... Yeah, I usually don't like squid. That was really good.

There's his notebook on one page. It says, Jiro dreams of poopy. It says... I don't have the best handwriting. That's about to say, does it? You spelled poopy P-O-O- the best handwriting I'm not safe does it you spelled poopy P o o P e no there's an eye it's like a touch okay okay Giro dreams of poopy that's that's good he's been waiting he wrote that back in America like back when you were planning our trip to Japan I was like he wrote it

and showed it to me and I was like just keep that on a page by itself for later oh man after sushi we uh just been kind of exploring around we walked around shinjuku a shit ton that night yeah just taking it all in and then ryan was walking to me matt and jackson went to the gay district of tokyo oh yeah that was really nice that was fun that was that really like small bar yeah. I was too scared, so I fell behind on purpose. Ryan said he didn't agree with his fundamental. He said, I don't have anything against them. I just don't agree with their lifestyle.

I was interviewed talking about the Japanese. It was actually both. But yeah, that was fun. Went to a little bar. Had some biru. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Wait, what?

What was that? Some beer. Oh, okay, okay. We got a... Sorry, I don't speak Japanese. You've been learning. I've been trying. Right now, I'm just learning hiragana.

You're pretty good at it. You learned it really... You picked it up fast. Well, I don't want to move on to katakana too fast. I just want to really nail down hiragana, I don't want to move on to katakana, like, too fast. I just want to kind of, like, really nail down hiragana, and then I'll just move on to other stuff. But then you and Harrison started talking about kanji and how fucking difficult it is, and it makes me scared.

Every Japanese person's like, it's so hard. This is my second trip to the pan. The pan. The pan. My second trip to the pan. Brent, too, get out of here. And I really love it. To the pan second tip to Japan. I'm ready too. Get out of here. And I really love it. To the panhandle of Florida.

Japan handle of Florida. It's hard though. Japanese is really hard. We've had several experiences where like we'll end up somewhere where the bartender or whoever's serving us knows absolutely zero English and we have to try to like just figure out how to communicate the best we can. You get pretty mad at them when they don't.

Yeah, I'll slam my fist down on the table, call them names. Ryan got called, an old man called Ryan a gaijin. In a Uniqlo. In an elevator of a Uniqlo. But it's probably just

because I was like fat and in the way, fat, white, and in the way. And he was like, gaijin. Ryan, you're not white. The title of my name. I'd say if anyone took a good look at me, they'd just go, white boy.

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of his cock. I was actually, I saw him naked once and he turned and just the sheer gust of wind caught by his cock. It's a little analogy

since we're in Japan. If you've seen the big tengu with the nose, that's what Aaron looks like. Also that red. Also that red. A little unknown analogy is Godzilla. I think that's what it is.

Oh, absolutely. It shoots out that big blue beam, too. Oh, I'm chewing my candy. Yeah? Why are you eating candy while recording a podcast? I'm a child. I beat you to it. I beat you to it.

I said it first. Just like a child would do. We went to a bathhouse last night. We all stripped down naked, got inside, got in some nice warm baths. There was an electric one. Lance did everyone's penises that came in. We did. Matt had to wear a bathing suit.

He was too self-conscious. I was too self-conscious. I didn't want anyone to judge the size of my penis. So I did wear a bathing suit. I want to see Ryan try to go into one of those with, like, goggles, a bathing suit, like, little floaties on. No, I think more like the shark, like, swimming thing. And, like, flippers and everything. No, you remember the goggles that had, like, the snake eyes on them, the holographic ones?

Yes. Oh, my God. But, okay, so what's been our favorite meal of the trip so far i think you know can we not say the sushi besides the besides the sushi i think i know y'all's mine was um matt wasn't there but it was this place we went to called joe's joe's yeah joe mama's Joe Mama's man stop

this whole fucking trip you keep getting me with these stupid Joe Mama jokes and non-stop tapping me on my shoulder to turn around and see no one there

Jackson got just got him with Joe Mama got him guys speaking of guys uh Jackson and I

were a couple of dudes you know who like sports, and we got ourselves some baseball gloves, started playing catch. How many scores are we going to find? We went to like the junior league. Three or four? No, it was four. Let me see.

One, two, three. I think we found them on the fourth one. We found them on the fifth. No, one in Shibuya. One in Shibuya. No, no, no, because remember the first day we tried two in Harajuku. No, two in Shibuya that one day. Yeah.

Okay, two in Shibuya, then two in Shinjuku. And then we ended up getting them at a place called Baseball Mario. Oh, yeah. That was going to be like Mario theme. I was so excited. You guys were on a mission for that. I know. And we couldn't be happier. I love so excited. You guys were on a mission for that. I know.

And we couldn't be happier. I love my gloves. Every morning we go out there. Play catch. It's so much fun. Have a good time. Right by our Airbnb we've been staying in this little baseball field. Like a park. It's like a little baseball park.

It's because Ryan and Jackson grew up without dads. They're going to just be each other's dads. Yeah. They never had an old man to go play fetch with. Harrison had a dad, but he was the favorite, so I was stuck alone. You were stuck with your mother, with your mama. That's not how you deliver the joke, Matt, but okay. Let's get back to food, though, because I don't want people to be upset we didn't finish that bit.

Okay, so what was your favorite? You're the host, I cannot. You first. Did you already say yours, Matt? Am I the first one going? Yeah. I'm trying to think of like, what was my favorite meal? You know, Mama?

Now cut that shit out! Yes, it's good! Guys, I liked it. It's so stupid. Alright, boys. What was your favorite? I don't know.

That pasta was good. That pasta was good? What was the place called? It was in the record shop. Yeah. That was really good. And then... Oh, it's called City...

Joe's? City or Country City Country. One of those two. Okay. And then the other meal that I really liked was... Where did we get the noodles in Kyoto? Oh, the udon place. Oh, that was... The soba. The soba. Yeah, the soba place was really good., the udon place. Oh, that was the soba.

The soba. Yeah, the soba place was really good. The soba was incredible. Yeah, it was really good. I think almost any meal is fucking different. It's definitely so hard, because I'll remember one, and it's like, oh, that was really fucking good. Let me guess, yours was the vending machines, Matt?

Yeah, just the candy from 7-Eleven. A Hershey's bar you had in this pocket i got it i got this hershey's bar from the airport before we left and melted in my backpack it had japanese characters on it but you didn't know and then you turned it around it was hershey and uh it was probably the best thing i had but actually best thing i've had so far was, um, keep it up, buddy. When the podcast stops, when the mic is off, that does not, that does not stop. It's honestly more frequent. It's worse.

I'm trying to be tame for the listeners. I don't know why I started doing that. I don't know. We went to the first ever, uh, female only okay sushi wow right night justice warrior i'm sorry harrison you're the one that found it and took us there in the first place it was good though she made us each like one piece of sushi at a time and brought it out super tasty yeah because there's not a lot of the asshole that says i like the sushi the rotating sushi bar more than that place.

I loved her. Well, like, what I like about her sushi is that... So, first off, like, there's not a lot of female sushi chefs in Japan, because it's kind of looked about, like, down upon, like, Jiro's son. He's, like, a really big speaker against these, like, their hands are too warm. From, like, because they have, like, menstruators. Oh, come on! Any man that says that has never felt a woman's hand

because it's ice cold but um and so she's the first female sushi chef in Japan and her I really liked her sushi because uh

she would combine like different stuff on it yeah it was more like pairings on each thing because a lot of times when you get sushi here it's like letting the specific thing

kind of do the talking that's probably why a lot of like people probably also don't pay attention to her that much is because she does that type of stuff because usually people want to focus on the rice and the fish only but like she has like lots of like little bags like yeah and where she got them and stuff like yeah i thought i loved it it was so good such a special experience too i thought she was so nice to us and we were pretty much the only people in there the entire time yeah so people came in at the end, but totally it was just us. She was just paying attention to just us.

The funniest part is that it's in Akihabara. Oh, yeah. It's in Akihabara. It looks super corny outside and stuff like that. It's really pushing. But it was awesome. She was super nice. I really liked her.

That's what I liked about her place is that she would pair stuff with it. But I'm not, like, I personally am not a fan of pairing stuff with sushi. I just like the fish and the rice. The hands are too warm. Yeah. It's okay, Ryan. Yeah, it's like so warm. The minstrel got in the way.

Ryan's like poking at the rice. I don't want no tampon sushi. I'm just like, fuck. Wait, we skipped Harrison. I'll let Jackson go first. I'm going to need a second. No. One. One.

Jackson. We're skipping you. No. Okay. So my favorite. That is tough just because obviously we've had so much good shit here. Jackson we're skipping you no okay so my favorite that is tough just cause obviously we've had

so much good shit here but since I can't say sushi the first night fuck this is hard I'm trying to stall for time

to do it I chose two cause I'm a bitch so you can you can just say what you like I'm also forgetting what we've eaten

like there's so much good shit I mean we've only eaten good honestly yeah we've eaten good tonight fellas fine's so much good shit. I mean, we've only eaten good, honestly. Yeah. We're eating good tonight, fellas. Fine. I'll speak up for Jackson since he's stumbling.

I really liked going to the female sushi place because that was a really nice experience. She's not copying someone. I really liked what we had today, which was that rice place. That was really good. Holy fuck. I had this pork belly, which was super good. You had the salmon? Yeah.

It was like a place where like, I mean, their focus is the rice and this giant, the way like how to make, like how you should eat the rice. First, eat it by itself. Then you put a little bit of like this on top and it was so good. It was delicious. Most rice I've ever had. Unfortunately, I wasn't very hungry, but it was still so fucking good. And then I like going to all the izakayas.

Oh, my God. As a kid, I was just obsessed with going to izakayas. It's just a little tiny place where you can just drink and eat. Drink and just have little bar foods. But the bar foods, it'll be just like sashimi. It'll be like some – we had this thing. We asked the guy to bring us his favorite, and it was like – all the way I can describe it is egg salad, chicken salad,

and potato salad all mixed into one salad. It was incredible. I just want to say, like, speaking of bars, like, there was this, I think my favorite one we went to was called, like, Brown Sugar, I think. In Kyoto, yeah. In Kyoto, but, like, outside there's a sign, and I'll read it, and it said, R&B, sweet soul sweet soul jazz and then an ellipses good black music and we went in and it was the coolest bar ever classy it was so classy we were like oh

let's see what this one's gonna be and it was amazing take your shoes off take your shoes off and you got like a little boost and there's like mirrors and like dim lighting and like jazz or no r&b was playing and uh yeah super sleepy in there oh yeah you're supposed to get like nice whiskey which we did you can it was like the booth was like lower than the floor so the the booth i'm trying to figure out how to describe it so like um you would step down into the booth i guess it's kind of like our waists were where the floor was yeah right like the table was the same height as the as the rest of the floor like and that's not your booth it's like you step down into the table yeah it's like you're getting inside of a roller coaster cart and it's your booth i don't know that's like a minecraft minecart like we went as a joke because of the sign and it was just

the best bar it was my favorite place that we've been well my favorite bar that we've been to so far i honestly that was so good but the izakaya we went to – well, my favorite bar that we've been to so far. Honestly, that was so good. But the izakaya we went to last night. Oh, my god. We just got so drunk and had so much good food. Because like – Jackson and Matt got beer and they come out with a beer. And they come and I got some sake and he gives me this giant glass and he just pours it in a little like a – what's the thing that was like a –

Like a saucer. Yeah, a saucer underneath. And he just pours it until it overflows on purpose. And it's like the saucer gets filled with it and then you pour the rest and then once you finish the glass of the cup of sake you pour what overflowed into the saucer into the cup and drink that so harrison got one it's a lot of sake i think i had like four or five and then we each got one and then we got another and then we were like all right let's just share let's share one because we're pretty drunk let's just share one somehow we tell pretty drunk. Let's just share one. Somehow, we tell him that, but then somehow without noticing,

he gives us each one and then refills them. And then we had all those. And then I didn't finish the last one because I just remember looking at my glass towards the end of the night, and it was completely full. And I was like, I know I finished this. Me and Matt have kind of felt pretty shitty today. Yeah, I mean, last night I'm in the bathroom when we get back, and I'm sitting on the floor by the toilet because I'm like, I'm not feeling too good.

Something might be happening soon. His tummy is growing. And I hear Harris in the other room just like, oh, man. Oh, I don't feel good. Yeah. And you guys know I'm scared of vomit. My biggest nightmare happens. Down the hall, I hear him charging down the hall.

I heard it from upstairs. I heard Yeah, you were just screaming no because all of a sudden in the dark I see Harrison barely into the bathroom I dive underneath him as he just explodes into the toilet. I had a belly full of sperm I got it all up. Yeah. Oh because we had had a lot of tuna sperm twice yesterday Rocko it was really good delicious It was really like the one last night was better than ate it twice yesterday. It was really good. It was really good. The one last night was better than the one in Kyoto. It was toasty. You toasted it?

Yeah. It was in a boiling little saucer. I actually had it three times yesterday because I saw it again later in the night. You ate it? I ate it out of the sink. I vomited loudly in front while Ryan was trying to sleep. You're a spitter of the quitter right here. Oh, yeah.

I was a spitter when it came to that. Did you enjoy laying in bed and listening to me vomit in the sink, Ryan? The good thing about Matt vomiting is that he doesn't go, there's no vocal. It's literally just the sound of it coming out. It sounds like the sink's running. It sounds like the sink all of a sudden,

the pressure just gets a lot more. I can do it. It's like this. Hold on. No, you're like dribbles out. It doesn't, it's kind of Yeah, like that. Exactly like that. I don't know if people can hear that on the podcast.

They'll be able to hear it. We've seen each other throw up a lot in our lives. We have. Have y'all ever seen me? Yes, I have. A a couple times my favorite ever was after we did that live remember when me and uh jackson harrison about two and a half years ago did a live stream where we just drank as much yoohoo as we could that was so much i mean we gotta do another yoohoo live stream the reasoning for that annual yoohoo live stream we should but

it's just as we were like in public in south carix in South Carolina, and it was like, oh, Yoohoo's on sale. It was like 50 cents off a 12-pack of them. And I was like, dude, I love Yoohoo. And, like, grabbed, like, six cases of it. And, like, I don't know why. It was on sale, dude. We got back to Harrison's apartment, and we're like, we should just see how many we can drink.

I think Harrison, I think we each drank, what, 12 cans of Yoo-Hoo? Harrison had less. But then afterwards, Harrison's like, I gotta get this out of me. So I watched him just... I remember watching him puke a lot of Yoo-Hoo. What, 10 cans of Yoo-Hoo in my stomach? That's a lot of sugar. No, that was like smart.

No, no, no. I wish I'd done that. I remember it was fast-paced. He wouldn't have watched me throw up. I remember that. Matt was like so interested in it. Well, because it's like, I realized, I'm like, oh, it. I wish I'd done that. Matt was like, was fast head. He wanted to watch me throw up. I remember that. Matt was like, so interested in that. Well, because it's like, I realized I'm like, oh, it's in a controlled environment. Immersion.

So I'm not as scared. So maybe I can use this as a opportunity to help get myself over my fear. So I just stood and watched while my friend vomited 10 cans of Yoo-Hoo. My favorite time is when you're throwing up after we went to that birthday party and I just got naked and put like the Game Grumps stickers on my butt. was that birthday party and i just got naked and put like the game grub stickers on my butt well i surprised you because you were facetiming someone in the same room and didn't know i was about to throw up and then yeah and they just got naked well what happened was i got home we got home from going to a friend's party and i had i had a lot to drink and i was really hungry so i was like um oh man i'm gonna i'm gonna make myself some cookies so i baked myself some cookies in the oven and i get them out and i go into my fridge get some milk i didn't have any all i had was

heavy cream so i drank a glass of heavy cream it's so disgusting yeah that's just like imagine it is what it would what a child would like drunk to the point where you might already vomit and then you drink a big glass of heavy cream i i it was probably the worst thing you could have done but you tell me you love cookies because they tell, Jackson specifically was telling me how he'll hear something in the middle of the night. It sounds like a rat. It sounds like a rat in your apartment.

It's just, all it is is you eating a whole sleeve of Oreos at 3am. You go to his drawer and he has bags of cookies. No, don't go through those secrets. Cookies or chips. He was in the last bed.

It was like an empty sleeve of Oreos. Come on. Okay, that's embarrassing, but if you open my top drawer of my bedside table, it'll just be like a half-eaten bag of chips, like some cookie crumbs. And a pocket pussy. That's a little late night snack right there.

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The world is yours to create. Echo thanks its presenting partner Sun Life I don't think I've ever seen Ryan throw up. He doesn't. We got to balance that out, dude. You've seen me throw up too many times. I want to get, because I don't like getting drunk that much. That's why I left that bar early, because I'm like, I'm not. You made a good, well, we had an amazing time, but I feel like shit today. Yeah.

I feel great. The chicken potato salad thing, that's the only dish I had upon the like whatever seven-course meal y'all had there. But it was like really fucking good. Wait. He was so cool. He was so cool, but he couldn't speak any English. And after you left – because Ryan was kind of done for the night. We were all tired.

So he was reading his Harry Potter book while we're having drinks. And I left when the family mart got an egg salad sandwich and a chicken patty. That's so on brand. Drink hot chocolate on my way. After you left, the guy came up to the table with Google Translate and showed me

and it just said, is that man okay? Is that man okay? Like just holding his phone and just said that. It just said, is that man okay? And we were like, I told him he was sleepy. And then Jackson was like, hikikomori desu. What does that mean? It's like shut in.

It's like those shut in. And then you were trying to order something. And you've been to Seif order something and you've been to say futatsu and you said you said futa futa when did i say futa no i said no he he said the right thing i started saying futa yeah i said the right thing jackson started saying futa or something but you also said something wrong and it was like kiko harrison accidentally asked if the guy was korean when he was oh yeah no yeah yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was meant to say, I said the wrong word for recommendation.

It's, like, not recommendation for food. But it sounds a lot like cankoku, which is Korean. And he was like, Japanese. But, God, that was so much fun. We just stayed and drank. But the bartender was so cool. We just kept talking to him and, like and showing him. We'd have to use Google Translate every time. Me and Matt's Japanese can get us around

and we can have decent conversations. But he just spoke. Most people can speak a little bit of English in Japan. He spoke none. He ain't speak a lick of English. But you know what? It shows that you don't need language to have that exactly we connected with the man We kissed him and we didn't even wouldn't use with his picture bus with him in the bartender Yeah, we all took a picture guys the other night

Have been stocking up on disposable cameras. Yeah, I've gone through two. I'm gonna get like five of them. Really? Yeah I'm just using my phone to take pictures. Okay, okay I have the iPhone. What is this shit? The iPhone SE. Hey, give me shit. Matt and I have the same iPhone. No, he has the iPhone SE though I really like the iPhone SE just because of the size if I could get that if I could get an iPhone that size still I would if I could get the camera of that phone in this one i'd be so happy yeah because because ryan and i have the xs or 10s whatever you want to say oh so now you know that uh you know maybe you don't have to buy some super mega march actually uh jackson i'll have you know that we used uh company money to buy this trip which

you know you might need to think about before attacking the company attacking the ham that feeds sorry I was trying to repeat a joke told to me by Joe Joe Joe Mama

Joe Rogan Joe Rogan we actually met Joe Rogan Joe Rogan We actually met Joe Rogan Yeah he was in Tokyo We saw him in a bar He actually owns the area He gave us the keys and everything I see him every morning

Trying to race the trains He gets next to it We We took the bullet train The Shinkansen We took the Shink. The Shinkansen. We took the Shinkansen. It was super fast. I was surprised.

I said, damn, they really build these things and go fast. It's so nice. It was nice. It's so smooth. I was just thinking about it. If you want to go to Hokkaido, it's so far away. I would just go at night, sleep. Oh, the one that goes to Hokkaido goes under the ocean.

But honestly, it was incredibly good. It was so beautiful like seeing the countryside and like the first time I saw the water cause like you know we're even in Tokyo which is the part that we've been in landlocked like we haven't seen the ocean. Tokyo has bay oh I could just say

but no like the first time I saw the ocean outside Japan it like hit me that was like like how isolated the country is and I was like just a cool feeling yeah it's super cool um we got to come back when it's warmer so we can go to the beach and go swimming it was really cool to see we saw so many kira was cold same temples how have we not mentioned like one of the best things in kyoto oh yeah that's right we met met up with Ryan's family. Oh.

I think I came. Holy shit. That's rich. That was good. That was good. That was really funny, Jackson. We went to the monkey park where there were a bunch of wild monkeys running around and screeching and screaming. Hooting and hollering. Making loud noises.

The pamphlet lady said, do not look them in the eye. Matt looked one directly in the eye and waited for it to get mad. No. A woman looked at one of them in the eyes and went after this woman. The guy didn't chase it down the mountain. That's not everything when the guy yells at them and chases them. Whenever they fight, he's like, hey, hey. And he has to run with a stick and break him up. I saw him chase them all the way down the mountain once.

And he's like, hey, hey. My favorite part, though, is I threw an apple to one. Oh, my God. But it fell. And so the monkey jumped off and landed on another monkey. And they started fighting. And he bit this monkey below him. Just held on.

He's like, ah. He bit his neck. And that monkey pissed itself. And then, honestly, like 10 monkeys just all started fighting each other. Like Harrison started a huge monkey fight by accident with a little piece of apple. My favorite thing was just never try to feed them a peanut. I'd set it to where it's just out of their reach. They're reaching through the cage,

trying to grab the peanut, and I just slowly inch it towards them. Was your favorite part in Kyoto not the Jehovah's Witness taxi driver on the way to the monkeys? Matt got stuck talking to him. Oh my God. I got to just close my eyes and just kind of lean,

try to fall asleep. Matt had to deal with the conversation. Oh, my God. I got to just close my eyes and just kind of lean and try to fall asleep. Matt had to deal with the conversation. I was so tired. When I got into the taxi, it was like— What was that, Harrison? He said, Jesus. Okay. Wait, what? Harrison.

Yeah. What did he say? He said, Jesus. Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. So we get in, and we're going to the monkey park, and I'm so tired. I'm just like—we've been walking. I'm so tired. I'm just like we've been walking. I'm like, man, I just want to like kind of veg out in this taxi.

Luckily, the taxi drivers don't talk. So I'll just kind of sit and I'll take the front seat, guys. Don't worry. We get in. He's like, hey. And he just goes. He like he didn't take a breath. No, he literally talked.

And this was like a long. Loud too. Long taxi drive. 20 to 30 minutes. Yeah, about 30 minutes. Well, you notice all the taxi drive. 20 to 30 minutes. Yeah, about 30 minutes. All the taxi drivers in Kyoto talk to us. Tokyo, they don't. Yeah.

But he was a Jehovah's Witness and he started reading me scripture. Like while driving, he like pulled out a book and was like reading from it to Matt. And he was like showing me like his scripture of the day and like telling me about like just his Jehovah's Witness stuff. And then he told us his birthday was February 15th. And I was like, that's Jackson's birthday. You guys could share a birthday. I was like, you guys could share a birthday party. And then I realized Jehovah's Witnesses don't do that.

Oops. Yeah, but Harrison just said not on the wiki. The famous birthdays page I have. Oh, because that one time I tweeted, wish Jackson Tucker a happy 16th. I was like 19 years old. It was like the middle of like April or June. So now your birthday is always just three years off.

Yeah, it says he's like, what, like 19 on famous birthdays and you're actually 23. I love that. It's just the wrong birthday. No, but one of my favorite things there in Kyoto and also probably my favorite things there in Kyoto, and also probably my favorite meal was the, I always get Leon and Soba mixed up by name, but it was Soba.

The Soba was really good. Yeah. It was fun because, like, the way you eat it, because. Crack the egg. No, because we got different kinds. We got sukiyaki. That was so good, man. It's really good. I had the same shit, and it was.

Just a big old plate of shit. It was delicious. The cold noodles where you, like, you really good. Man, I had the same shit, and it was... Just a big old plate of shit. It was delicious. The cold noodles where you dip it. Yeah, I forget the name. You dip it, or you add a little salt, and you taste it, and then you can dip it in this broth. You dip it in salt and dip it in the broth and stuff like that. At a bar, I think, I'm not sure if all of us stood up for Steve Irwin, but... Oh, yeah, we did.

No, he would cry if he found out what we did. Oh, yeah. We got a little revenge for the late Steve Irwin. The late Steve Urkel. We had Stingray Finn, right? Was that what it was? Is that bad? They're not in danger.

No, you can eat Stingray. It was good. It was like jerky, though. It was really chewy. I'm thinking of like a Steve Irwin, Steve Urkel crossover now. If there's anything ever weird on the menu, I'll make us get it. Don't you wish that like Urkel had died instead of Irwin? I would never wish death upon someone.

No. Do you wish that Jaleel White, the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. No. No, no, no, no. Steve Urkel, not Jaleel White. Urkel's dead. Wait, what's the name of cool Steve again in the show? Because like the episode where he becomes really suave.

I remember that one. Cool Steve? I don't know. Stinky Steve? I love those fucking Minecraft books. There's not a lot of Minecraft stuff in Japan, but it exists. I thought there was no Fortnite stuff. You saw it. There's not that much Fortnite stuff. What's the big thing right now?

They still have Ted. They have Ted wearing Gucci and shit. There is so much Minion shit. More than America. Oh, Minions are huge. Paradise on Earth. Dude, even at the markets, like some of them will just have a drawing of a Minion that they did. Because you know the kids,

because they know kids will see the Minion and be like, oh, Minion, Minion. Yay! That's what we do. I know. We also went to a bar in Kyoto that was Joker themed. I remember like the... I put on my makeup. Yeah, we put on the makeup when we went in.

And I noticed that the barista... Or the waitress. Or the waitress or whoever... She was like in a bunny outfit, like a bunny made up. Whoever was serving us, she had pictures on the wall. Matt went and looked over. And it's just pictures of her like pissing herself. Yeah, she's like...

It was a picture of a DVD of her. And we're like, oh, look, that's her. At first I was like, is she an actress? And I went over and I looked up closer and it's her, like, pissing her dress and, like, getting pissed on by dudes. And I was like, oh, okay. Well, that's different. And she gave us her drinks. Yeah.

Which our drinks were very weird. And my favorite thing was the bartender wearing, like, a Funko Pop Joker t-shirt. I love in the bathroom. Yeah, the bathroom it's in the bathroom. That's why we took him there because I saw that picture on Yelp

because we walked by the bar and there's another bar called Joker in Osaka that I wanted to go to and I was like, oh, is this it? No. It's just Joker themed.

We've had really good coffee though. So much good covfefe. Ryan's been drinking coffee like a fiend out here. Ryan's been drinking covfefe. Ryan's been drinking coffee like a fiend out here. Ryan's been drinking covfefe. He's literally just jittering all the time. He looks like a Hitachi wand all the time. Unfortunately, I have to leave myself out

usually whenever they go out drinking whether coffee or alcohol because I don't like it. He's a Jehovah's Witness. The guy converted him so now Ryan can't drink coffee or alcohol. Mormons don't drink coffee. Do. Mormons don't drink coffee. Do Jehovah's Witnesses drink coffee? I'm not one, I don't know.

Have you been lying to me? The whole time? No, I knew a Mormon girl who... Thank you, please clap for that. I knew a Mormon girl, guys. She didn't drink coffee. I clapped because it was the girl.

Or soda. Was caffeine evil? Caffeine very bad. I knew a Mormon girl, guys. She didn't drink coffee. I drank coffee because it was a girl. Or soda. Because caffeine, evil. Caffeine, very bad. So they can't have Coca-Cola or anything? Nothing that, like, affects. Yeah, like, so you can't do, like, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, stuff like that. Oh, the ecstasy is excluded from that because it's just so good. Mormons just love it.

That's their baptism. Their communion is taking the tablets. Yeah, they put some ecstasy in their mouth. They can see the planet. That's how they came up with that stuff. A bunch of guys took ecstasy and they were like, hey, cool. Those were the scenes. They're just all dancing in a Berlin club, creating Mormonism.

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Hair today, hair tomorrow. What else have we done on this trip? Nothing. I'm so bored. We've been watching Rick and Morty every night. Yeah, just honestly. I love how your friend Christian, or sorry, I'll bleep out his name.

No, you can say it. Okay, okay. My question, the first night, the first time Matt ever came to Japan. How big of a weeaboo Matt is and how much he was excited to come to Japan. The first night he gets to Japan, his friend Christian, like, before going out or anything, he's like, come on, you gotta watch Rick and Morty. He was like, he was like, it's hilarious.

He's like, wait, motherfucker, you haven't seen Rick and Morty before? And I was like, no. And he's like, oh, we're watching it tonight. We're gonna watch Rick and Morty. I was like, Christian, I want to go out. And he's like, we're watching Rick and Morty before? And I was like, no. And he's like, oh, we're watching it tonight. We're going to watch Rick and Morty. I was like, Christian, I want to go out. And he's like, we're watching Rick and Morty. Did you say throughout the whole trip? Every night, he wanted to watch Rick and Morty.

It's like, dude, calm down. You're in another country, and your friend's trying to fucking enjoy himself. Yeah, fuck you, Christian. But that's why. That's why. He thought that the true Japanese experience would be held up in a hotel room. No, in an apartment room that's about 10 square feet. In an apartment complex.

With no— Watching Rick and Morty with the sounds of a busy street beneath. It's his favorite anime. It's anime. I love you, Christian. I love—I love Christian. He listens to Super Megacast, so he's going to hear this. Christian, you're a good little boy.

Right, guys? mega cast so he's gonna hear this christian you're a good little boy right guys but i but but if there's one thing i would recommend christian it's to not try to get your friends to watch rick and morty when they are visiting a country for the first time four thanks for rolling the dice over instead you need to get them to watch adventure Time. Oh, much better choice. Or like, what's another one of those shows? Adventure Time is not a bad show. Neither is Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty is good? It's not bad.

I've only seen one episode, like I said. Oh, you mean the New York Tower show? No. It's called Yo. Yo Kai Watch. Yeah? It's called Yo Jackson? Yo Kai Watch.

I'm going to roll some dice. I'm going to shoot some craps. Six. Shoot craps? What? Are you telling me another video idea? All right, wise guy. That's enough out of you.

Okay? If there was like a sport in a casino and just like you had to bend over and like try to shoot a little turd out your ass and hit like a bullseye. I would do. You would be good at that. When you were talking about what if there wasers before, I was going to say, what if the Olympics had dice? I love the sound of a dice.

They have an alleyway or a street corner like a set that they make for films, except they bring it out just so people can play dice. All of the uniforms are just really nice suits. Track suits. Let's go out and play dice tonight. We're going to the bar from Lost in Translation.

When? Tonight. We're going tonight? Probably. I didn't know that. We're going tonight, jackass. Sick. More importantly, I'm going to play Pachinko because I've been dying to. I don't know how to play. We need to look up the rules first. It's hard. It's very confusing. Yeah, just put the balls in.

No, it's very confusing. just put the balls in just no it's very confusing just put the balls the main reason i play is because me and ryan were wandering around one night where were they asleep that was like that they both went to bed because they hate this country but so me and ryan were just wandering around and we like accidentally walk into a pachinko parlor. It's like so loud. Like we're so hungry. We have to pee and we're so tired. Like we walk in. Picture the loudest air conditioner always next to your ears.

Yeah. That's what, that's what pachinko, pachinko. We're going to go play pachinko. This fucking pachinko, whatever they call it. It's a, it's a million. It's just the sound of a million little metal balls clanking through a bunch of shit. 4% of Japan's GDP comes from pachinko. An entire 4%?

That's insane, yeah. That's actually pretty crazy, like, of the entire country's GDP. You know what their number one export is? Super mega videos? Pornography, baby. Me and Harrison gave the same answer there. But all their pornography is censored. Let's talk the porn uh the porn story oh my god yeah we were so you'll see this in a future video uh but we were teasing we were um in a porn store and I guess they saw

me filming like we were trying to get shots of us like walking through but kind of trying to be a little discreet with it I granted I think any porn shop even in America just anywhere would probably not allow you to film I think it's more, even in America, just anywhere, would probably not allow you to film. I think it's more for customers versus them. Oh yeah, because of course

you don't want to be filmed in a porn store. But each floor has a little kiosk where someone is and they just look at a camera and they're watching all the angles

because there's all these angles in there. I'm sure that's to make sure people aren't jerking off in there. Well, I got away. You got away with it?

Yeah. I didn't even know you cranked one out. We haven't really been able to crank it out on this trip. No, I have not cranked one out yet. Guilty. You did what?

That's my personal business. What? You're not going to tell the whole world if you've masturbated in this Airbnb? Okay, guys. Let's talk about how many times we've masturbated in Japan. Well, that's real nice to see how many times we've had to masturbate. Masturbate. Masturbate. Masturbate.

But the poster was like, I mean, we saw some crazy stuff. My favorite thing was. I gagged and had to run out of one floor because there was. Okay, okay. I just want to say something. I just want to say something. Maybe because Ryan fundamentally disagrees with homosexuality. It was two girls kissing and Ryan just had to run out.

I got... Oh! Oh! That's so sick. I got pissed and took a cab back to the apartment. But I noticed that... Okay, I ran out because there was, like, a whole section of shit porn. But not only that...

That's, like, a whole floor, that. Yeah, there was, like, a whole wall of it, and I started to gag, and I had to go out. But before that, I noticed that... Because apparently it gets, like, more, quote- more quote unquote kinky or whatever kinky or exclusive i guess as you go up through floors and this video is not pretty inclusive though that you're about to talk about yeah but like that's the weird thing okay so it's supposed to get weirder and weirder as you go up yeah so on the floor with all the shit porn. The shit porn, the torture stuff, like girls sitting in a chair and pissing on men just

laying underneath the chair. That's where they have the porn where they have Japanese women having sex with black men. And it was a small section. It's like, why do you guys put it up there with all that stuff? That can't be in like the vanilla section. That can't be in like the first floor section. There was also some

penis mutilation porn. I think my favorite thing was the pocket pussy themed after like an airplane. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? You didn't see that? Yeah, it was like $50. I want to try it. An airplane. And like a one of a submarine. Yeah, the submarine one too. It's like you fuck it. They actually had that full like anime girl body you could fuck.

It was huge. I'm curious if people buy those, like the plane ones. They have to. Yeah. They actually, last time i was there they had ones that didn't have this time so they must be sold out i kink it was like a 1 144th scale of like a submarine and you could fuck it i want one that's tokyo tower but you sound with it harrison's really i'm gonna train you can sound with so. But like, it's a little choo-choo. Choo-choo! Woo-hoo! All aboard!

It plays a little jingle, too. Well, uh, should we do one more ad read and then, uh, say goodbye? What about the melon? Yeah. Oh, the melon, yeah.

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Shut up. I'll be back before then. He will. Well, now here's the Ryan and Matt solo edition. Yeah, the Tucker brothers decided they couldn't wait literally five minutes to go pee for the end of the podcast. That's been this whole trip. Here we are. I have to say, it's been a fucking legitimately, it's been like a super great trip.

It's been amazing. It's been honestly the best time of my life. Buddy, buddy. You're going to make me cry. No, but like always coming to Japan feels nice because just to get away from, this is going to sound shitty, but just get away from responsibility almost. Yeah, like kind of escaping. Well, it's like a fantasy, so you're kind of just escaping reality for a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Jackson's back. Did you take a pee? Yeah, I was fast. What's Harrison up to? He was looking in the mirror trying to fix the ugly. Oh, he's fixing himself for the video?

You can take the boy out of the ugly, but you can't take the ugly out of the boy. Hey, guys. If you're watching on YouTube, look at the screen right now because we're doing a little tiny video segment because we went out, always want to try this. We bought a really fancy melon because in japan they're really like nice and you give them as gifts and it's our favorite fruit so we're like there's like something i've like sold for like i think 35 000 yeah there's you're very cute that looks good ryan you look really what it's horrifying the angle it's at

is horrifying fuck you dude what Ryan, you look good. Aw, thanks. Yeah, I would never, um, you know, berate my friends like that. But okay. Anyway, let's get cutting, boys. Some melons, like Harrison said, have sold for $35,000. Ryan, are you trying to get

the worst angle? I said that. This was not a cheap melon. Here, here, let's uh, you want to come stand behind Harrison? What's going on? Come stand over here. I don't like no fucking melons, boys. You don't like what, Ryan? I like watermelon.

I like these melons. I like melons if you know what I'm talking about. Boobies. Look at those hooters. Big old jubblers. Our Airbnb is so goddamn messy. I'm trying to cut out most of the mess.

That's what's here. Come look at this. You gotta look at it from the top. Hold on. Okay, jeez. Looky, looky. Can we get some light on it? There's no way he's gonna be able to go through

Fuck you Nevermind Can you get the light on? No That's the biggest joke in the world That he's gonna be able to pull off witness protection You wanna hear a bigger joke? Yo mama

Gotti Alright So lookie lookie We got this We got this melon right here Wow that is gorgeous That is Very pretty That smells good Ooh You like that smell? We got this melon right here. Wow, that is gorgeous. That is very pretty.

That smells good. Ooh. You like that smell? Smell good enough? That's a smell. Smell good enough for you? Harrison, would you do the honors? Wait, can you get a picture, Ryan, before we cut it to? No, I'm not stopping this video, Jackson.

You can hit the little button. What are you talking about? What little button? I would like a nice photo of it. Okay, fine. Well, y'all... Is that a nice photo? That's beautiful. Is this a nice photo? Oh, that's beauty. Wow! Okay. All right, fine. Well y'all Is that a nice photo? That's beautiful. Is this a nice photo? Oh, that's beauty. Wow

Okay. All right, Harrison. So you got a there there's die. Why so they have a little tea on top. Whoa You guys don't see something funny. Yeah I'm a smash this like Gallagher. Oh, it's nice melon like Gallagher. Yeah Here's the knife Let's cut her open. Let's uh,her? Yeah. Here's the knife. Let's cut her open. Let's see if it's the best melon we've ever had. Here's the steeple. Oh, wow. Ryan, why are you filming Jackson?

He was making a joke. But look at all the juice already now. Wow. Oh, my God. That's a lot of juice. Oh, man. Oh. Oh.

Mama. Okay. Now your hair is getting in it. Is it? Oh man, oh Oh mama Now your hair is getting in it is it yeah Oh my god, just look at that damn Look at that. Oh, see to the sink. Honestly. Yeah, look at the look like the texture on this Let's see my handsome man, let's see our handsome little boy, excuse me. Look at look at the texture on this. I'm going to try you, Ryan. Let's see my handsome man. Let's see our handsome little boy. Excuse me. Look at the texture in this.

I know. Jackson, look. Look at the texture on that. Oh, that is very nice. Very nice. Fuck. So, how about... Do you want to try it yeah go you go first harrison how about the dodgers what about why are you jack's not even filming how was it harrison holy shit look at look at all that goop is it good

yeah take a bite like the aftertaste like it tastes like an average melon at first kinda but then mmm I like how harsh the light is whoa that's really good cuz usually honeydew like I don't know this is doesn't have a sweet aftertaste you know don't know if this is honeydew. But usually honeydew is, no, it's not honeydew. It's muskmelon. But I always thought melon flavor for a while was like honeydew flavored. Because honeydew kind of sucks.

Yeah, honeydew is not very good. Esther, when are you going to finish eating all of this? All right, Jackson, come over here. Let's trade seats. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. What are you eating, Ryan? Chocolate. Where'd you get it?

Hey! Is that like the old joke we used to say in middle school? What? Where'd you get chocolate? Where'd you get it? Mama chocolate? Where'd you get it from the sewer? What's it taste like? Yes. How do you remember that? Jackson. Yeah?

Let's get you in here. Give me a big piece. Remember when Matt full-on grabbed that knife? Oh, yeah. This knife was in the sheets and I accidentally grabbed it and sliced my hand. Don't fight, mama's boy.

That looks so good. Tastes a little. How is it? Okay, that's really good. Right? Fuck. Yummy. Slurp on it, boy.

Oh, that juice. Come on, boy. Slurp on it, boy. Look at all that juice. Come on, boy. Slurp on it. Oh, my God. This is like when you see fruit in a TV show or something like that, and it looks so good. This is what you're going for. Honestly, I would have sex with melon, I think. We can.

There's another half if you want to do that. Are there people who have sex with melons just because it's fine? Yeah. Your stepdad and your mother. Who the hell are you? All right. Well, I think that was a pretty fun

little podcast while we're in Japan. All these Japan videos coming soon. You guys want to say anything else? Well, I'd like Ryan to get a try.

Yeah, that would be nice. You said you didn't like melon. That doesn't mean I can't try it. I've tried a lot of stuff that I didn't like. Okay. That boy's been sucking on that all his life.

Before I finish it. Get you some, Ryan. Why don't you try a little bit of this? Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. This is so good. Ryan, you want to try it? Ryan, come on. Where?

Right there. Honestly. It dri there. Honestly. It drips. Careful. I wish stuff like this was a thing in America. I wish someone would give me a gift of like a melon. I'd be so happy. Who's giving you gifts?

Oh, that is good. It's pretty good, right? That tastes good, doesn't it? Good enough for you, boy? That's good. That looks good enough to eat. And with that, I guess that's the end of this In Tokyo podcast, right? Yeah.

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