supermegashow - EP 134 - Dentally Insane

Episode Date: March 25, 2019

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And to start it off, I just want to say I'm ecstatic because there's a big announcement today from Studio Q45 about Cuphead. I'm excited. One, it's coming to the Switch. Two, a physical copy will be put on the Switch as soon as all the DLC has been released. Oh, shit. And three, character select

will be a part of this update coming April 18th, which means I can finally play and beat the game as Mugman. They listened to you, Ryan. Specifically, I'm the reason they did this. You might have had some impact on that. You were publicly crying out for that and getting people to cry out to them for it. Apparently also there are fully animated cut scenes. They've added new effects and stuff like

that to make it even pop more so i'm excited to play this new switch edition because i have to own it for every oh yeah like i mean it's not gonna be released on the ps4 yeah i i hope that i hope that when the switch one comes out i hope to actually like beat it myself you should i i've never beaten it because i get to a point where i'm just like it's all about pushing through it and just all about dedicating your time to being frustrated instead of dedicating your time to something useful like learning a new language. Well, with games like that, it's like I love them and I know the point of them. Like we talked about this in a series that's not out yet. How like with games like that, frustration, they design it to be frustrating because it makes

the reward that much more rewarding well a game would be shitty if you just like to all the people that like complain on our let's plays when you and I are having like difficult times or making dumb choices I feel like a game designer knows that someone's gonna make a dumb choice or forget something it's cause like

if you are able to breeze through a game on the first try, it's not fun. Yeah. Because like when we're Let's Playing, for instance, and like we're having a really hard time with something,

I think it's more rewarding when we finally like achieve it because it was like the journey to get there. I mean, it's like, yes, that's done. Like usually it would, you know, you'd have to beat the game several times or like play the game a shit ton to get to the point

to where you're like super comfortable and you're like, oh, I know times or like play the game a shit ton to get to the point to where you're like super comfortable and you're like oh i know this game like the back of my hand if you if you knew the game before even playing it then it's just like where's the fun in conquering it and finding out this stuff or like you've heard those stories like i'm sure we've all had that moment where it's this is a very base uh thing you'll be playing like an open world game all sudden it's like oh did you know you could pull out a second weapon? It's like, wait a second, I can use a second weapon at the same time as my primary weapon? It's like, yeah, just press Y and X at the same time.

Wait a second. Oh, shit! Like, you know, those moments. I love those moments. That's what I love. And it's like, yeah, you know, I could have figured that out if I read the shit beforehand, maybe. But I don't know, there's just something about maybe forgetting about that stuff or just being bombarded with all of this new information and some slips through the cracks and then slowly learning it later as the game goes on.

Because you're like, okay, the game's trying to make me do something. What am I supposed to do? Yeah. I just found out Mario can jump. And I was stuck on the first. I thought it was the hardest game in the world. I just figured that out. You're like, how am I supposed to do this?

There's all these blocks in my way. Well, like the fucking Goomba would just kill me every time. You just run to the left. I'm like, what the hell? God damn it. What am I supposed to do? I tried ducking. Speaking of which, as you guys know, we're back from Japan now.

I was in an arcade in Japan. You were. I went to go play the Mario game. in Japan. You were. I went to go play the Mario game and someone had given up, I guess, on the final level of Mario with eight lives.

I got there and there were just eight lives on the very final castle. And I was like, so I played it and I played until I died. I'm really hoping the person wasn't just like running to the bathroom

like, oh, I got a shit. But I got, I'm so close. He made it all that way with eight lives and he had to I got a shit. But I got, I got, I'm so close. He made it all that way with eight lives and he had to go take a shit. And he comes back and some goofy white boys just kill all of like, the score was over a million and a half. Oh, I'm sorry if my voice sounds different. My voice is kind of gone for some reason. I don't know why. Well, you went to that, you went to that Christian rock concert.

That is true. I went to go see the newsboys. I always imagine them wearing those little Newsboy caps. Doesn't the lead singer wear a fucking fedora or something? I wouldn't be surprised. He's the singer of a Christian rock band. Speaking of which, we were in a porn store in Japan. Yeah, we were in a porn store in Japan, and they started playing Christian rock.

They also started playing some Mortal Kombat rap song, and I was like, is this a smosh? Are they playing smosh? Was it smosh? No, I don't know what it is. It was some YouTuber's rap song. It sounded like some YouTuber's because they used that like, I don't know what the effects called, but it's like when people

try to put reverb on a voice except they just make it sound all tinny and shit. Oh yeah, just shitty reverb. Yeah, it's that. It's like what we do sometimes as a joke. You'll see why we went into that porn store in an upcoming video because we got several several several Japan videos coming out.

And that was no reverb. That was me just saying several several times. You okay? Just vomiting a little. We got a bunch of Japan videos coming out super fun trip overall we shot a bunch we experienced a bunch

ate some weird food saw some weird things and documented as much as we could saw some weird people yeah some very weird people did we talk in the last one about the guy that got mad at you in the elevator? I think so maybe I don't know

it was at a Uniqlo I mad at you in the elevator? I think so, maybe. I don't know. It was at a Uniqlo, and I was just waiting for the elevator's doors to open, and they opened, and I was about to walk out, and some old Japanese man brushed past me really furiously and said, Gaijin, out loud. Yeah. Which means foreigner. So imagine, like, a redneck just, like, there's a picture of a Mexican boy of my stature.

You know what? That reminds me. I don't know why it's like Mexican me. Okay. So I don't even need to finish that thought. You know where I'm going with that audience. So I saw like a Mexican me on the highway. And look, I usually don't go for these buzzwords, but it was legitimately like the funniest

instance of like fragile masculinity I had ever seen. So there's Mexican me chugging along in some like very low, like small car where the engine's like. A low rider? It was low, but it's not a low rider. It's a low rider, but it's not what you would think of when you think of that. It's not a low rider. It was just a car that was super's not what you would think of when you think of that. It's not a low rider. It was just a car that was super low and sounded like that. And it looked all rusted.

He was in the far left lane. So me and like a bunch of people were like, okay. So we all like started passing them, started looking at us like we were crazy or something. We're like, sorry, dude,

you're going like 50 in the far left lane. And all of a sudden, and my left, like periphery, I just, I just see see and i see him like cutting through people trying to get back ahead of everyone again and then he gets stuck behind an 18 wheeler and then he gets mad and then he like cuts through like without a blinker four lanes to get back to the far left lane to get in front of everyone again like he speeds and cuts through again and

then he gets stuck behind someone like he gets stuck behind someone else so he can't get to the front of the line again. So he by himself then swerves into the carpool lane to pull ahead to then get into the front of the line. And then we're all just like, dude, you could have just gone faster from the start. That's how car accidents happen where like six people die. Just dumbasses on the road. Like... How small is this boy's dick to where he has to like- No, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. We can't go there again. We cannot go there again. What's wrong with having a small dick, Super Mega? Nothing's wrong. I have a small penis. We both have small penis, guys. We both have incredibly tiny penises. So small, it's embarrassing. They're the width.

I don't want to get into a dick measuring contest. Well, it's because we just got back from Asia and we had the penis reduction surgery. Yeah. They accidentally took a little too much off the top for me, so now it's a little too small. The top for you. A little too much.

It just looks like a bite mark has taken out of mine. It's like a cartoon bite mark. Like several teeth marks. That sound effect. Oh, man, Ryan. The m like a cartoon bite mark. Like several teeth marks. That sound effect. Oh, man, Ryan. The munch sound effect. I want to see this Mexican version of you. It just looked like you, but Mexican?

Oh, you know he was just speeding to munch on some minge. As regular Ryan does. Yeah. I'm munching on minge 24-7, seven days a week. It's a little fiat and got to munch on some minge, brother. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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Can I go grab a coffee real fast? As long as you bring me back a beverage of some sort. What do you want? Like an orange vitamin zero. Okay. I'll bring you. I just really need some coffee. Yeah.

No doubt. I just. I was sitting in the dentist's chair for four and a half hours. I went in thinking I was literally going to be in for maybe 30 minutes, straight up. Five hours. I'm sitting there two hours in just like, what the hell are they doing in my mouth?

Two hours later, I'm like, what the fuck? I know, like, me and like a bunch of like your friends were like, where's Matt? I don't know. He was at the dentist at like nine. There's no way he's still there. He's not home. Where is he?

I don't know, did he get in a car accident? I got like 3 or 4 calls from different people In texts like Hey where are you? Where are you? I'm like I'm at the dentist And my mouth is still numb As we record this podcast

How long does it take to get a tooth pulled? I wasn't getting a tooth I thought I was going in to get a tooth pulled And they're like What were they doing? They were like You also got some cavities And you need your wisdom teeth pulled

But you didn't get your wisdom teeth pulled. So what were they doing for five hours in your mouth? Basically, they needed to drill out some cavities and then fill them and then put some crowns on two of my teeth. Go get your fucking drinks. And then as punishment, I'm going to make us do an ad read. No, Ryan, let me finish my dentist story. No, I'm saying after you go get the drinks, that's going to be your punishment. I'm just making sure you know.

Okay, I know. It was a great dentist. The first time I ever went to this dentist, they were fantastic, very nice. They're so good. What's their name so they can get more business? Nope, not, no. Oh, so they're not good? No, they're very good.

Oh, they're not, okay. I just don't want to do that. Why? They'd get more business. Ryan, shut up. Your jaw gets real tired after about three hours of just sitting there with your mouth open. And then four hours. Munching on minge.

Much more tired. I got a little more tired with this than when I munch on minge, I gotta say. My jaw is actually an incredible pain on this left side from holding my minge open so long. My mouth open so long. Not my minge, dude. Yeah. Spread your minge, sir. That's the Ryan laugh when his voice is gone. A raspy version

of it. I like it. It's more like a squeaky. It's like a cowboy Ryan laughing on the trail after like a big shootout. Oh boy. Alright, I'm gonna go get some coffee and I'll... I can't stop burping, dude. And then we I'm going to go get some coffee. And I'll... You'll be back.

I can't stop burping, dude. And then we can do an ad read, right? Yeah, an ad read. Because that's everyone's favorite part of the podcast. Okay. I'll be waiting here. District Attorney in Santa Barbara. That you molested this boy.

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I was saying you were healthier. I think this is definitely healthier than a can of Coke. Oh, yeah, yeah. It doesn't have all that acid and stuff, all that LSD. Anyway, Ryan, ask yourself this one very important question. Is your underwear making you happy at this very moment?

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Okay, well if it says anything about how soft me undies are when I was on vacation I wore them I wore the same pair two days in a row. I'll throw that out there cuz they were so comfortable Anyway, Ryan. Mmm. tell me some good news, brother. Tonight at 9 p.m. Well, when this comes out, it'll have been yesterday, right? Uh-huh. So yesterday at 9 p.m., Sekiro, Sekiro, however you want to pronounce it, Shadows Die Twice came out, and I'm super excited for it.

It's from the people who made Bloodborne and Dark Souls. I never played a Dark Souls game, but I played Bloodborne, so I'm excited. It's from From Software. What are you snickering about? What did I fuck up? You didn't fuck anything up. Your voice, you kind of sound like Wee Man. Wee Man?

Some of the things you're saying, you sound a little bit like Wee Man. Wee Man. From Jackass. The raspy dude? Yeah. Just has a raspy voice? Just a short man. saying, you sound a little bit like Wee Man. Wee Man. From Jackass. The raspy dude? Yeah. Just has a raspy voice? Just a short man. Oh, you were speaking to yourself.

I was wondering what you were giggling about. You sound like Wee Man sometimes. Is it funny because he's small? What's the funny part? No, it's just he's got a funny voice. No, he's got a regular voice. No, he's got a raspy kind of... They didn't choose him for his voice, Matt.

They chose him for something else. I'm wondering if you're just laughing at him for that. I wasn't laughing at him. Which would be pretty poor and pretty fucking disgusting. I was laughing because... It's okay. You try to save yourself as much as you want. I'll move the conversation on so you're not digging yourself into another six-foot hole.

No, I was laughing because I thought that it was funny that my friend Ryan... Matt, I really don't want Super Mega to be canceled, okay? I don't want Super Mega to be canceled. Is Wee Man going to come out of the cracks and cancel us? You think small people are funny? I get it. I don't think small people are funny canceled, okay? I don't want Super Mega to be canceled. You think small people are funny? I get it. I don't think small people are funny. Why not?

They're just as funny as normal-sized people, Matt. I wasn't saying that they're not funny. So a small person is a comedian, and they're not going to be as funny as a regular-sized person? No, I think that they'd be hysterical. Oh, so now they're hilarious. Now they're more funny, so they need the little pat on their heads, huh? Oh, you're so now they're hilarious. Now they're more funny, so they need

the little pat on their heads, huh? Oh, you're so much more funnier than the average-sized person. The little pat on their heads? Why did you say the little pat on their heads? Because you don't want it to be too hard. Why not? Why not too hard? Is it going to break their fragile little bodies, Ryan? Yeah! What about it? Who won this one?

Me. No, you didn't. Okay. Yo, mama.'t. Okay. Yo mama. There it is. Thanks, man. Ever since we got back, Jackson won't stop saying it. Who? I'll be like, hey, Jackson, I'm trying to sleep and you're playing Apex really loud

in the living room. Can you turn that down? Yo mama. Does he really? Dude, I was trying to sleep last night and you and Jackson were playing Apex. Dude, he had the volume on the speakers on the TV up to like max level. He has a headset. I know.

I gave him a headset. I gave him a headset. My room is fucking rumbling and he's yelling into the mic. And I texted him like, Jackson, can you please turn that down? Maybe it's getting you back from all the times you wake him up crunching on some fucking cookies. Did he send you the picture of the night we got back from Japan? I fell asleep at 3 p.m. because of jet lag. And I woke up at like 4 a.m. so hungry.

I went in my suitcase and I got the big bag of green tea Kit Kats and I ate the entire thing. It was all my bedside table just all the wrappers was it open before? no and Jackson came in my room to get something you wonder why you got cavities I know I know I like how you throw it away like yeah I just have bad dental genetics

I do though I do have really bad dental genetics how do you know? I've had dentists told me my mom and dad are the same way yeah but I like how you blame the dental genetics and not you eating a whole bag of Kit Kats. 50-50. I brush my teeth every single day. I just also eat a lot of sugar and have bad dental genetics.

Like, some people are just really prone to cavities. I've gotten cavities my whole life. And some people eat a bag full of Kit Kats. That doesn't affect cavities. Okay. Eating a whole bag of sugar at 4 a.m. and not brushing your teeth right afterwards would not affect me getting cavities. Of course not. My mouth hurts right now.

From the... Good. It's like a dog. You make it hurt so it learns its lesson. How did I... I don't learn my lesson. I'm kidding. Don't fucking hurt...

Make your dogs hurt. Jesus Christ. Or don't fuck them like Shane Dawson. Oh, sorry. He doesn't fuck dogs like Shane Dawson. Oh, sorry. He doesn't fuck dogs. He comes on cats. No, but he also dogs. See the video?

Oh, yeah. He was going... In the dog's pee pee area. Yeah. And sticking his tongue in the dog's mouth. We listened to that clip while sitting in a very nice bar at like 2 a.m. in Japan. We're just like, okay, is this real or not? And part of me is like, here's the thing.

You and I used to watch Shane Dawson, and he was, we're talking about the same guy who used to do blackface, you know? Yeah, well, I like how people are like, he was 19. Give him a break. It's like, at 19, I knew a little better than to do blackface. Yeah. I might have said some stupid shit, but I knew better than to do fucking blackface. I like, here's the thing, though.

Like, it was a story to quote-unquote make people laugh. It was a joke. But at that time of recording it and releasing it, and years after that, let's dedicate that to the year he recorded it. He wanted his audience to believe that he humped his cat until he came all over his cat. There was a point where he legitimately wanted people to think

that he came all over his cat. Not for a joke, not for anything like that, but he wanted people to think that that was the reality he lived in and they lived in. Well, it is the reality we live in. So I think it's just the past coming back to bite him in the ass. The description of how he went about the action, whether true or false, was still pretty nasty. I was like, oh, God.

The part about spreading them chicken legs. I was like, oh, no, I have a cat. I don't want to think about that. I don't want to think about banana in that situation. Is Shane Dawson really that good of a storyteller? Where is it coming from? I have to take a shit. Oh, all right. Ryan's I have to take a shit. Alright, Ryan's gonna go take a shit.

You know those shits where you feel them right here? Yes. That's my waist. Go take a doo-doo, Ryan. I'll keep everyone entertained. I'll fill some podcast time. Hey guys, this is the part of the podcast where Ryan has

his bowels have called him into action. So I'm sitting in here. My mouth hurts from my dental procedure this morning. I drink a little coffee, which is actually making my teeth hurt even more because I have very sensitive teeth. You know, Ryan says that it's because I eat too much sugar. You know, who can really prove that right the number of cavities on my track record surely doesn't does not prove anything it's more about my genetics you know so who cares if I went to the dentist once in high school and had seven

cavities and then I went back and had three more and today I had three more it's fine oh my god when I looked at my dental x-ray like all I could see were fillings it was just straight up just white just like white splotches everywhere for fillings I've had so many fillings in my life guys um but I'm gonna get my dental hygiene like I'm gonna step up I don't floss enough because when I floss my gums bleed because I don't floss enough. And I do brush every single day, but there are those nights where I go to sleep super late. I may have had a few to drink. I'm not thinking about it, and I'll fall asleep without brushing. I'll wake up, and I'll brush, but it's those rare occurrences that I don't brush.

I need to be more careful of. Also, I need to cut back on the sugar, and that's a big one. This actually really was a wake-up call that i need to just fucking not eat as much sugar i have a horrible sugar addiction um horrible caffeine addiction i had a horrible nicotine addiction um got got rid of that one thank thank the lord uh but now it's it's sugar and i'm not i'm not that concerned about caffeine because i to be honest i love it i love coffee and I don't think caffeine is doing me that much bad It really helps me wake up in the morning

When I was about 19 I started drinking coffee to wake up and ever since Never looked back. I cannot even imagine waking up and getting through the day without having a cup of coffee I don't know if you guys are the same uh but if you're drinking coffee to wake up in the morning at like 14 that's fucked up but you know if you're like 18 19 20 that's fine because that's about the age you start hold the a button and then hit them with the net so you don't have to tap a and accidentally talk to people at animal crossing all you have to do is and accidentally talk to people in Animal Crossing. All you have to do is hold the A button

like you're sneaking up on a bug. Ever snuck up on a bug in Animal Crossing? Yes. Mr. Animal Crossing Pro? Yes. I haven't been reading the comments of people were they saying that? Yeah. Why? Why hurt me? That was a fast shit. Did you really

shit? I squirted that shit out, you know? Ryan, I barely had time to talk about anything. What did you talk about? I talked about my dental hygiene. I talked about caffeine addiction and drinking coffee to wake up in the morning. How did you shit that fast? I just sat down in the toilet. It all came out.

Then I wiped a good three to four times wow that's a clean one then flush the toilet did like this with my hands under some water with some soap under the water you know what's you know what's the you know what's the craziest thing when you take shit and then you turn around look in the toilet nothing's nothing's there. You know what I'm talking about? The phantom shits? Yeah, the phantom shits. Never had that happen. That's never happened to you?

No. I remember as a kid, I was like, I've never felt a poop come out of my ass and then look down and it's not there. It's actually, it's the craziest fucking shit. Nevermind, there have been times where like, I take a shit and I'm like, and I look down and like in my head, I'm like, did that poop just go down like

into like the pipe already? It's because the trajectory of it leaving your ass was so perfect that it just slid farther down than you can see. That has to be what it is. That is what it is. It goes too far down the pipe and you can't see it. But it's just the funniest thing. You know? You turn around.

You went poo-poo and there's no poo-poo in the bowl. The doo-doo's not there. No doo-doo. Nope. Not a single doo-doo. not there. No doo-doo. Nope. Not a single doo-doo. Not a hint of defecant. Not defecant. Ryan, I have a question for you, buddy.

Okay, whatever. What motivates you? Nothing. What really motivates you, though? I'm curious. Like, what brings you motivation when you see it or hear it or experience it? What makes you motivated to do different things? When I see something just of good quality.

Yeah? Like if I see a movie and I'm like, that shit was fucking good. What motivates you creatively like that? Seeing like a game that's done really well. Anything that someone like, I guess like whenever I can feel or see the passion someone put into something. Oh yeah, totally. Yeah.

That's why when I see like a really fucking good movie, it's like, ah, now I want to write a movie or like, and somehow our content motivates people to make their own content, which I don't understand that one, but you do you. Who's calling you?

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Okay. Sorry. I don't know. Something I've always wanted to do that I really want to get serious about, and I go in bursts of getting serious about it, but I, it's just, it's such a time consuming hobby that it's hard for me to like stick with it to a long point because you know, super mega game grumps, like just shit gets in the way. Um, it's like game design.

So game design is a hobby, not a profession. No, Ryan, what I, for what I want to... Okay, okay. I'm just making sure that's... Stop twisting my nipples, bro. Continue. Of your fun little hobby. Basically...

Your dainty little hobby. Your fun pastime. I want to like... I've been wanting to learn Game Maker since like 7th grade. And I've picked up little bits here and there because like something I've always wanted to do at asteroids you showed me that yeah but i need to like remake it because i've forgotten how to make it already it's like i want to be able to make little fun game projects on my own like if i have an idea because i always have game ideas like more than youtube ideas i feel like i have more game ideas than youtube ideas but it's like

i can't make them. And, like, I just want to learn how to code so bad so I can do it. But I can never get into it that far because I just, like, get busy or lose track. But, like, one of the biggest things that, like, motivates me is just seeing little, like, I don't know, like, cool and cute things. Like, in Japan, seeing all the cool little, like, tiny trucks and stuff, I was like, fuck! I want to make something about the little trains and trucks and shit. I just get motivated by a bunch of random

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Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm drawing up some stuff, so I'm excited. It's just, like, it's one of those games that, like, I forgot that genre or that style of game just kind of existed. Because I hadn't played it in so long. And it's like a game that my dad used to play in back in like the probably like late 90s, early 2000s. I'd probably say it came out like 98. And he had like a joystick with the computer as well. It's one of those top-down spaceship shooters.

Shmup. Yeah, where they'll like, whenever you hit something, it'll blink white. And then usually the projectiles, at least that I played, are just kind of orange balls that come at you. So much fun. Really nice. And there's a lot of things that, if i were to ever make a game it would be a game where it's not like oh how can i make this fun for other people it would be like how can i make little ryan squirm in his little seat how can i make him squirm in excitement

that's good though because like i feel like that's like the best uh ideology when creating something it's like what would I enjoy? That's what directors and stuff, that's where you get the best stuff. I mean, we do that with our channel. We make shit that it's like, it'd be so easy for us to, I don't know, pander in a sense or make sketches that we know a lot of people would find funny, but we're not into that sense of humor, but we don't because it's like, we want to make stuff that we think is funny and that our friends would think is funny.

Because you and I have done that before and it's not um fulfilling at all not at all especially looking back it's not fulfilling so it's like you want to make things that you're you enjoy first of all and if you enjoy it then you know that the people that have your same sense of humor and like things you're into will enjoy it's like even small sketches that we even uploaded on like one of them was kids with problems where you think about it was fun. And like we may, we put a spin on it, but like when you thought about like the thought process of like, what can we do?

Like the Uber green thing, it's like, what's popular Uber was this. It's like, but like, like the best stuff comes out of what is my two lovely uncles, a skater boy and friendly cop, just any Nathan thing. Just any random idea that we think is funny. Yeah. And it's like, oh, yeah, let's do it. Because that's when you also have like, that's what I found, guys. For those people who are trying to create something, I guess my best advice is create based on the passion you feel.

And do not create based on what you think people will enjoy you know because it because like people can always feel when there's passion in a project you know like when you watch a movie it's it's very easy to see just kind of like where like a lot of care went to this like i'll i'll sing his praises to the day i die but you watch a um an edgar wright film and you see like just the thought that goes into it and then like for example you see um hot fuzz when they were planning it uh you could there's behind the scenes stuff you could look it up on youtube they just have a whiteboard of like all the different last names and like all the different like how the town connects to each other and just

like a lot of thought went into it instead of just going an old town where weird people are and then having like the costume person be like, oh, they're weird. OK, I guess I'll just make them look like this. Like everything's cohesive and everything makes sense together. And it's like you can tell when someone puts in the effort and work into not just making the story thought out, but also using the cinematography to help get that humor across and finding the right actors. get that humor across and finding the right actors. One of the, one of the actresses in it who I even forgot that was,

I forgot that she was a part of it. She won best actress recently in the, at the Oscars for her role in the favorite Olivia. Oh yeah. Her name's Olivia. She played the queen. Yeah. She played the queen, but she was the,

she was the female officer in town. That's Olivia. She played the queen. Yeah, she played the queen. But she was the female officer in the town. That's right. And it's just like, you know, there's a lot of good casting choices that probably weren't made directly by Edgar Wright. And if they were, good job to him. But there's just like, you could tell that there was just a lot of thought put into his films. Even you look at Scott Pilgrim, like a lot of minuscule details and transitions where like it actually takes thought and you know that it's you can't just throw it to an editor and tell him next scene which is like you know bohemian rhapsody but what what do you mean the editing was amazing it won best editing it won best the best editing that's such a just like as an editor

such a disgrace it just like that hurts no but you know the thing that sucks about that movie is apparently because you know how Queen without Freddie Mercury

is just a bunch of divas who just thrive on his popularity yeah essentially they the editor

or whoever edited the movie apparently I'm not sure this is true but from past stuff from what I've heard about the band in this movie it seems like it would be Um, they, the editor or whoever edited the movie, apparently, I don't, I'm not sure this is true, but from, from past stuff, from what I've heard about the band in this movie, it seems like it would be each band member had to have equal presence of screen time. So imagine what an editing nightmare that is, where you're trying to like probably edit

a scene and all of a sudden you have to also contend with the fact that you, that each band member is going to get a little bit like, I wasn't in it as much as this guy. It's like, honestly, you guys wouldn't be famous unless it was for Freddie Mercury. So go fuck off. Like, honestly. Like, people wanted this. People went to go see that movie for Freddie Mercury. Not anybody else.

I don't know anyone else in Queen. Right? Freddie Mercury was such an icon. But like, what I was saying about you can always tell when there's passion. Download a shitty... Remember we played those mafia games? Yeah. With Jackson Harrison?

One of those mafia crime games. It's filled with ads and microtransactions. You just don't have fun playing that because you don't feel any passion. And then you play like... Cuphead. Yeah, you play Cuphead and you're like, holy shit. You can feel the passion in that. So much work went into Cuphead where other studios were play Cuphead and you're like, holy shit, you can feel the passion in that. So much work went

into Cuphead where other studios were like, wait a second. That's a game you can tell people wanted to make. It wasn't a game where it's just like, oh, this is popular right now. Let's make this and put a bunch of ads in it. No, it's like that took more effort than probably I'm trying to think of a way to say this.

The money spent on that must have been extraordinary. Just like the time spent on it must have been extraordinary for like maybe the payback that they didn't have at the moment. Like they were really putting everything on the line and putting in so much work for something that could have honestly not sold that well. But thankfully I think it sold pretty well. And now it's like, it's coming to switch.

And so like, I'm glad I'm glad I'm happy for its success because those people are the people that deserve it remember the same guy that did Unravel he shows up on stage and he's like hey I called him Yarny

yeah he has this nervous laugh and he's so giddy every time I think about it I get happy and I bought Unravel, the first game, specifically because of that dude's passion for his own project. You want to help people out like that. As you were saying, there's nothing about those Mafia games that... It makes me more disdainful for the industry instead of hopeful.

Whereas games like Cuphead or movies like Hot Fuzz or I guess you can go more into like the independent territory where new up-and-coming directors it's like it's um it it makes me more hopeful for the future because you're like this is what it this is what games could be this is what film could be because most of it that's come out is just very vanilla well the good thing good thing is, like, no matter how, like, when you look at, like, current movies or games and stuff and, like, the whole realm of, like, nothing but, like, you know how you have to, like, get the preorder to get this and then that,

and then, like, no matter how much... Get the deluxe edition, then get the gold edition, then get the super deluxe signature edition. And the game's not even done yet. There's like a, there's a, what was it? There was some game. Where they made the chart. I think it was called, I was looking at just the Division 2.

And they have Division, then they have like the deluxe edition. And then I think they have like a $120 or $150 version of the game that's like the deluxe signature edition box set thing. And it's like, fuck off. Do you remember like when legendary editions used to be something? Like you think of like Halo 3. Halo 3 had the Halo 3. Then they had, I think, the limited edition and then legendary edition. And the legendary edition came with like a fucking Master Chief helmet.

That was so sick. And like this fucking huge like fucking box. I think I got the limited edition, which was like a metal tin thing. Because I feel like for that, they made it specifically for collectors instead of just another tier to make money on. Because it came with a really nice art book, and it came with behind the scenes on the audio and visuals of the game and stuff. So it's for people who actually cared about the game. But these collector's editions aren't for anything to have any aren't for anyone to have something worthwhile it's for someone to just have something for a week where it's like my gun gold now it's like cool yeah who gives a fuck well i what i was

saying was like i feel that no matter like how bad that realm of things gets like you can always be hopeful because you always know that in each of these industries whether it's movies music games there will always be new stuff that has passion in it. Like in the mix of everything. No matter how many shitty Marvel movies there are, there will still be a good movie to come out that year. And as technology progresses, the easier it becomes for people without a budget to make projects that seem as though they're from a higher budget. Yeah, because back in the 90s, if you just have a camcorder, if you want people to see your short film, what are you going to do?

Try to submit it to a film festival and pray? Now it's like, oh. Get creative and make the Blair Witch Project and become one of the most looked at horror films of all time. True, true. But nowadays, you can just fucking go out and buy a camera, use your iPhone. The cameras are amazing on those now.

Shoot your thing and then upload to the internet and everyone can see it. You know, it's like it's so cool how we live in an age where like now creating has never been easier, which I think is super cool. There's also the downside of where it completely like saturates the market. That's true. Content. Like remember how like easy it was to kind of find a YouTube video that was funny or whatever? Back in the old days? Now it's just like you look up something and it's like, no, I don't mean

that. No, not that. No, and you try to type in specifically what you want, but like it gets like, I feel like now when I search for a video on YouTube, I get more of reactions to the thing that I'm looking for than the actual piece of content that I'm looking for. When we were in Japan, dude, I couldn't, I was trying to find this one video. I spent forever looking for than the actual like piece of content that I'm looking for when we were in Japan dude I couldn't I was trying to find

this one video I spent forever looking for it I can't find it I was searching like otaku girl cringe like weeaboo girl cringe no it's like an old video from like 2009 shot on like an old Nokia cell phone I've never seen that y'all wanted to show it to me I really want to show you it's this like

white girl with black hair and she wakes up in bed and it's like a day in her life but she's like the biggest like weeaboo and she's like oh hi yo and then she's eating carrots with chopsticks and she's like mmm oishii carrots don't you mean waffles shut the fuck up ryan sorry i'm sorry and then she like she's like walking outside and just like talking about she's doing like anime poses and like saying like kawaii it's like, talking about, she's doing, like, anime poses and, like, saying, like, kawaii. It's, like, ten minutes long, too. It's a real gem of the internet. I don't remember what it's called.

Like, I really want to find it. I spent forever, and I'm like, this should not be this hard to find. All that was coming up was, like, weeaboo cringe things. But there's no way you could find it. I searched a bunch, and I searched forever. I could not find it. Well luckily if you're trying to search for a good website to make, the search is over.

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Let's finish up this podcast. Ding. Nice. There, it rhymed. Scratching my thighs. Scratching your thighs? Wow, why is it fucking raining in LA again? I love it.

You don't like it? No, I just came back from Tokyo. I wanted to have fucking sun. Yeah, Tokyo was cold, dude. Tokyo was cold and it was rainy. It's been raining a shit ton in LA. Dude, I saw the most beautiful rainbow yesterday. Right outside my window.

I just look out my window. Boom. Just right through the sky. Beautiful fucking rainbow. That's a YouTube title right there. Most beautiful rainbow I've ever seen. Not clickbait. HD.

2019. 8K. 16K. With a big red circle right in the center of the rainbow with a big red arrow pointing to the red circle no the red circle has to be circling nothing

so it's just circling the empty sky you'll never believe what I found at the end of this rainbow it was my dad brutally murdered before my eyes

I cried but guess what was at guess what was at the end of another rainbow I spotted before finding his corpse? What? The knife that was used, which helped lead to the arrest of my mom.

Oh. That's a little Shane Dawson. Go make a conspiracy theory video on that. I did not. I did not fuck my cat. I did not cum on my cat. I did not put my dick anywhere near my cat. Okay, Shane.

Hey, Shane Dawson. I'm really sorry that you came on your cat. I know it's tough that the internet knows, but I came on my cat, too. If it makes you feel any better, I also sexually assaulted my cat. That video was going to haunt me forever. Yeah. Whatever. It is what it is, man. It is what going to haunt me forever. Yeah. Whatever. It is what it is, man.

It is what it is. Hey, Shane Dawson. You know, it's funny because like when I made that fucking video, same with Crank That Nerdy Boy, you know, it's like I just expected it would get 30 views. You're expecting nothing.

Maybe Shane Dawson would see it and be like, that's so sweet, fam. You're expecting nothing but fame, money, and the Hollywood walk of fame. That's what I ended up getting from it. One day there's going to be a statue in Hollywood of me sitting in that chair like this with my silly bands on my wrist. And my long floppy hair looking at the camera. And the plaque will say, Hey Shane Dawson. It'll be the entire text of the video.

I hope that's on your gravestone. Just etched into the stone. I would hate you, Ryan, if I died prematurely. I mean, you, you were like,

listen, I know it's a joke, Mrs. Watson, but this is what he wanted. And then my mom legitimately, cause she thinks it is what I wanted, puts my entire Shane Dawson copy pasta on my fucking gravestone.

But when I made that video, like, that night, so many years ago, like, a decade ago, did I ever know that tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of people would end up watching that video and spreading it around? And using it as an inside copypasta? Yeah, people type that shit out and put it on everything. Like, I'll just

scroll down a random comment section on an old video, and it's like, oh, there it is, hey Shane Dawson, I'm so sorry about your grandma. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now people are going to do it more because we talked about it. My favorite thing is people are like, why is his voice deeper back then than it is now? Hey, Shane Dawson.

It's because I was in that- Did you put on a deeper voice? Yeah, dude. Did you really? Yeah, when you're in that, like, awkward phase of puberty where, like, all you want is to, like, you know, when, like, you haven't fully- Wait, so that video is just of you, like, putting on a deep voice? Yeah, go listen to it. to like you know when like you haven't fully wait so that video is just of you like

putting on a deep voice yeah go listen to it because you know like when you're hey Shane Dawson at least for me I was a late bloomer and all I wanted was to be more like I wanted to already have hit puberty more than I had so I would make my voice sound deeper like my cousin did the same shit and a lot of my friends did like

when you're that age you try to make your voice sound deeper really sorry about your grandma I'm really sorry about your grandma she's still hanging on but i know she's still hanging on i know she's still hanging on and suffering every last minute but uh i'm sorry shane it's just a part of life but she's going to a better place smiley face you rock man shane that message still stands buddy you rock man i don't care about the allegations of the cat stuff i still think you rock and i know that your grandma is uh in a better place like i said in the video 10 years ago i genuinely i just i watched the video and i was

so sad uh so i was like i'm going to make a video to make Shane Dawson feel better. Because that was when you could do like response videos. Re? Yeah. Like re. Response. And then the name of the video, yeah. So that's what I was doing.

I was like, you know, I've never done that on my channel before, but Shane Dawson's video touched me so deeply. So I'm going to respond. Like his penis touched that cat. Doo-doo! touched me so deeply so i'm gonna respond like his penis touched that cat he probably didn't come on his cat if we're being honest but there's still like a good 25 chance that that motherfucker i'm not saying he did but i'm not saying he didn't i'm look i'm not confident enough to say that there's a zero percent chance he didn't come on his cat but i'm not confident enough to say that there's a 0% chance he didn't come on his cat. But I'm not confident enough to say there's a 100% chance he came on his cat.

Exactly. So maybe this one's best left a mystery. He makes all these videos getting to the bottom of shit. Why doesn't he get to the bottom of this one? Did he come on his cat? We need to know. Show us proof. We need another YouTuber documentarian to go and solve this one i like how

he i like how it's funny because the moment like this like i came on my cat shit came about he proposes to his boyfriend guys forget about it i'm getting married i know it's just hilarious because it's just like it's it for me i was like huh that's weird i thought this the second i heard about it i was like that's funny timing. Maybe you should have waited like one more week. But hey, whatever. They're happy. I'm happy for them.

Yeah, of course. They're going to be happy for a long time. I do wonder if Shane Dawson's ever seen my Shane Dawson video. Probably not. Maybe. But there's still that chance he might have seen it. If I ever meet Shane Dawson, I will make sure I show it to him. I really just want to make a video.

I just want to meet Shane Dawson so I can show him my video. If anybody can get a video of him watching that video. Just say you don't like him, then he has to be like, what? Everybody has to like me. And then he'll make a video talking to his haters. Yeah. Shane, just watch my video. I've never talked to you in person, Shane, but I'm sure if we did,

we'd just L.A. speak to each other the whole time did we ever see Shane Dawson in anything? did we see him at VidCon or anything? we never saw him in person you know who did meet Shane Dawson though? who met Shane Dawson? you might have to cut this out

because I'm not sure he wants you to know or wants people to know did Justin meet Shane Dawson? he went to a meet and greet when he was younger. Justin went to a Shane Dawson meet and greet and met Shane Dawson? Took a picture with him. I gotta see this. I know.

What? I know. How about you contact him and say, hey, hey man, I'm editing a podcast. Ryan mentioned this and he mentioned that he might not be okay. Okay. Is it okay? But I think our boy actually met Shane Dawson. I think Shane Dawson hugged him.

Anyway, guys. It's getting too hot in this room. How, like, the reason we, our podcast, we run out of topics because it's so fucking hot in this room. We're just like, what do we talk about when it's this hot? I can't think straight.

I need to get out of this room. Yeah. Also, tickets for our live shows. They're still available. Please come. Come to my hometown. Come to Charleston because that one is... Come to my hometown. Well, Charleston is selling the least so far. So we got to get that one bumped.

Well, Columbia is selling the... No, Columbia's actually doing pretty well. So shut your mouth about Columbia, please. Because I don't want to be embarrassed in front of my mom and dad. But anyway, guys, check us out on iTunes, Spotify. Matt hates little people. Those are Ryan's

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