supermegashow - EP 136 - Bros and Toes

Episode Date: April 22, 2019

We talk the new Joker trailer, comedy movies, and Matt's dignity has a low price. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good morning, afternoon, evening, night, wherever you are. This is Matt Watson. Good afternoon, good evening, and good night. And in case I don't see you. Great movie. I love The Truman Show. This is the Super Megacast. I'm Matt Watson. And I'm Ryan McGee.

And we're here doing episode 136. I noticed some of you guys were a little bummed that I stopped saying the episode number. You said it in 135, though. I did. I'm trying to slowly phase it back in, so I won't do it for 137. But maybe 138, 139, you might hear it. All right. Let's give some behind the scenes, all right?

Okay. You enjoying Animal Crossing? I'm enjoying it. I'm fucking loving playing Animal Crossing on the channel. I love fishing in that game. It's fun, man. Honestly, you should get a GameCube. Take it home and just fucking make your own town and play it.

It's so much fun. I'm so obsessed with Sekiro right now. The thing is, I don't want to say anything because I don't want to spoil it for anyone. I'm far into the game where, I'll say I'm I'm trying to get the best of the best endings which is called the return ending and I have done everything to do that except for now I just need to follow along the story path until the until like the end and uh I'd say I'm a few just to say I'm almost there. But it's going to be a while because we're going on tour.

And speaking of tour, are you excited of going on tour? I'm actually super stoked. We're doing our southern tour for all you southern boys. And girls. And girls. We're going to South Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida. It's going to be super fun. This is like your last chance to get tickets to that if you want.

There's still plenty available for most of the shows. Some of them are real packed. Some of them, like Charleston, not that many seats. So go ahead and snatch yourself up a ticket if you want. It's going to be super fun. It's going to be nice to tour around the South area. Yeah. Minus the pollen,

dude, that's going to kill me. Like I'm going to be sneezing. I don't have allergies. I'm jealous, man. And I'm just like, I don't know how to describe allergies to someone that doesn't have them.

Just imagine your nose and your throat and your eyes and your ears. Like your face. I get it. Like I get it in this weird space. It's between my ears, my throat and your ears. And your face? I get it like, I get it in this weird space that's between my ears, my throat, and my nose. This like inaccessible place, part of my head, that just itches and scratches like crazy. And nothing I do can like make it better. It's like one of those itches you get that's like under your skin.

Yes, but it's like in between my nose and my throat. And it's like, even if I stick my finger back in my throat and scratch, no. If I try to stick like a Q-tip in my ear, nope. It just sucks. Jesus. I just have to take like Claritin or something, which takes forever to kick in and then doesn't really work that well for me. And your eyes, too. Yeah, you're a lucky man.

I used to get allergy shots because my pollen allergies were so bad back when I was like a teenager. And it just – it helped for a bit, but I stopped getting them, and now it's just full-blown. Because it's pollen season here in Los Angeles, and it's kicking up. It's rear and it's ugly head. Well, I'm sure many of the fans are having a candlelight vigil for your allergies. Please, guys, please. Make a little shrine with a candle for my allergies. They're all sniffing, but it's because of the pollen, not because they're sad.

Yeah. Well, they're... It's a happy vigil. Their favorite entertainer, you know, can't perform as well because his head is foggy. Because of the pollen. Oh, God, the pollen. I was at your house last night, and you saw me sneezing.

My eyes were red, and there were tears running down my face. And Jackson has both pollen allergies and dust allergies and dog allergies saw that all a lego stander and the pollen he was we're all sitting trying to have a conversation dinner just like the way he's like he's like that Jackson's cough it's like it sounds like if I if I took a shovel and I smacked it on concrete it's still very there's like a moist quality to it too it's so it scares always wiping his nose I know it sounds like But it's still very, there's like a moist quality to it too. It's so, it scares me. He's always wiping his nose.

I know. It sounds like, it's like very high frequency and very harsh and very quick. So it always makes me jump. Like we had another very successful wine and cheese night. Yes, we did. Not as high end this time because we got the cheese from Trader Joe's. Yeah. Because the other cheese places were closed.

But next time, you know, we're going to – I forgot. We said we're going to do something a little more special next time. Are we just going to watch a movie or something? I don't remember. Whatever. We're going to get naked and hold hands while we eat the wine and cheese. Here's some behind the scenes right here. People heard a little something in the Sekiro episode.

What did they hear? Episode 3, people heard a little something in the second row episode what do they hear so three they heard a little oh yeah and so they they the audience thinks that we're back vaping no nicotine no what what you're hearing is a cannabis oil pen that sometimes i use when we're recording because it either calms me down or it gets me to laugh a little more. Like it gets me in a funny little mindset where I just kind of think of the most witty things. Yeah, guys, we have to resort to drugs to be creative.

But no, that's not nicotine. It was legal cannabis. Cannabis oil. It was legal cannabis. Cannabis oil. It's mainly just I like chilling out, maxing and relaxing when I record with my brother to the right. So, on the podcast screen, he's to the left. But to me, he's on my right.

Yes. I'm sitting to your right right now. Yeah. You're to my left. Well, normally, it's the other way around. Normally, I sit on that side. When you around. Like, normally I sit on that side. But, or when you're playing a game, I sit on this side. When I'm playing a game.

Because you've got to be right in front of that TV. I've got to be as close. I like to put my nose right up to the screen. I can feel the static tugging on my hair. In fact, I wish we were closer. You were actually at my place the other night. And the way I have my, like, gaming set up. Because I have a pretty fucking sick gamer set up. It actually is.

Add some reverb to that you're uh you're like this your sound setup for for the games it was like shaking me it was it was insane I love watching movies and playing video games I know like it'll be on like I'll turn up the volume it'll be on a menu and I'll walk back in and all of a sudden like it's just this like drone like i'm like what is that oh that's the that's the base it's pretty it's pretty crazy and while we're talking about subwoofer changes everything subwoofers are amazing i like i unfortunately my neighbors don't don't like it if i have one so i had to put it like on top near the ceiling which doesn't give the same effect but um while we're talking about you know sick pop culture let's talk about a little trailer that just dropped the trailer for

walking phoenixes the joker came out if it is anything like the tone they set because there's a lot of references to like old hollywood or old cinema and then the music of course uh is very much like that like essentially it reminds me of the music and i know this is in like other live action films but do you know you remember the music in like the beginning of bambi it's like like that shit yes it's like it reminds me of that and i like what they're going for because it also looked like you know there's the red carpet clip in the trailer and it looked like there was an old-timey i don't want to say that was chaplin but there was definitely like a black and white photo of some dude in a bowler hat. Well, there was a thing for Charlie Chaplin in the trailer.

Okay, good. Okay. So it was Charlie Chaplin. It looks sick, dude. Like the movie looks fucking awesome. Like before the trailer came out, I was actually saying last night to Harrison, I was like, we were like joking, like, oh my God, what if it's like the best movie ever? And we're joking.

It was like, there's no way this Joker movie can be good. Because you've seen like recent- It's Joaquin Phoenix. I And we're joking. It's like, there's no way this Joker movie can be good. Because you've seen like recent. It's Joaquin Phoenix. I know. I know. He's great. And I'm not saying like everything he's in is great. But like, the thing is, if the movie isn't great that he's in, then he's at least great

in his performance. And it's always wonderful to watch him perform. He's a very charming, somber actor. And like that, I watched the trailer three times and I was like, fuck, man. They nailed that trailer. I watched the trailer three times and I was like fuck man they nailed that trailer my favorite is the reference to singing in the rain

where they did not use milk no they did not use milk I'm sorry I was told that by some drama teacher I'm sure in high school and then I was like oh why would an adult lie to me and so it's just been solidified as fact

in my head that they used milk. But it was actually just good lighting. It was actually just talent. It was just real water. Think about it. I imagine like all that milk around the cameras and the actors would be pretty nasty. Like that's got to smell disgusting. But it makes me wonder, was like milk

or like other substances used in like old black and white films? Because think of the frame rate and then think of like I don't know. It's, I just really wanted, I just, I want to picture people being sprayed with milk. I mean, why picture it when you can make it happen? That is true. If they used milk, wouldn't you see it like a very thick substance like on their face drizzling down?

Like it's not clear water. No, you would see like white milk going down their face but in black and white movies you know you can't it's still white you can still see white in black and white movies that's true like if you poured water all over my head and took a picture made it black and white and then poured milk all over my head you'd be

able to like tell the difference you'd be like very clearly you'd be able to tell the difference like that one that one looks something looks a little off about that one like how the difference of how, if I poured water on you or if I poured like oil on you, just black oil. They should have just used black unrefined oil in the movies. So it's like raining down and it's all like all in their eyes

and it's just black dripping down their face. It's rain. Oh, Billie Eilish did that. She make a spider come out of her mouth. What? That's black magic, dude. I'm not watching that shit.

She make eyes white. Billie! We should start doing, um, I want to start wearing those like contact lenses that just make your irises white. So it's just the tiny little black pupils. And that's it. No, I'd like Marilyn contacts that just, it so it's just the tiny little black pupils and that's it no i'd like i get contacts that just it it's all white except it makes my eyes look like they're going in

different directions are you like aren't those contacts really bad for you like the colored ones like can't they really fuck up your eyes yeah you'll uh you'll listen to a lot of actors and people who have to wear them like one of the biggest examples is uh you know in twilight they the vampire characters yeah to wear those contact lenses and it's like they just burn and they're uncomfortable and uh i think uh what's his name he's really he's actually a decent actor but he got he got a lot of shit for twilight um what's his fucking name joe rogan no no you know who i'm talking about oh he played edward yeah oh yeah what's his fucking name? Joe Rogan. No, no, no. You know who I'm talking about. Oh, he played Edward? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What's his name? Robert Pattinson. Yeah, he's like... He's good. He was saying like... I think this was in an interview. He was just saying how if he looked uncomfortable during filming,

the contacts just helped with his performance. Because he'd be like... Yeah, I heard they hurt. We should get the naruto ones like the shirin gone or how do we get cat ones cat oh it'd be so cringy dude let's get the ones that just make your like entire eye black like uh marilyn i think marilyn manson wears those what would you do if i sharpened all of my teeth like with a file so they were just like no you know how you know there's people out there who who have filed all their teeth to all be sharp?

And so it looks like a shark's mouth? Why? Okay, I bite my tongue a lot by accident. If I bit my tongue with some sharp-ass teeth like that, no fun. Or if I'm riding a bike and I go over the handlebars, that's just such an easy way to bite your tongue off by accident. Because I bit my tongue severely hard several times, but my teeth aren't sharp enough to ever do any real damage. So you don't need sharp teeth. You already have canines.

I know. They do the ripping and the tearing for you. I think the ancient Egyptians did that. I think they filed their teeth down into shapes and they'd get jewels embedded in them. Like the nicotine jewel that they would smoke so they never have to worry about losing their jewel. Of course. They would just always have to. There's those famous hieroglyphs of her with straight up just holding a jewel pod.

Asking the... If the commenters don't believe me, then go to our Reddit. I'm pretty sure someone's made a meme of it. Absolutely. Hieroglyphs of like jewel pods and like a jewel charging dock she was huge into jeweling man dude i'm saying like as a smoker vaping never did it for me but jeweling was the closest thing that felt like a cigarette intake that's why i got so addicted to it was because it's so much nicotine because with um with vaping

it's like and then it gets sharp and you could like cough it up. But like with a Juul, there's that like singular sharp of a hit. Exactly. And just the buzz was wild. Don't worry. We're still good boys. Don't worry, y'all. Don't go Juuling.

It's so bad. And it's so unbelievably hard to quit. Trust me. It's so bad. And it's so unbelievably hard to quit. Trust me. It was every now and then you want to take a little take a little piece of daddy's grass, grind it up and then smoke it when you're over 21 in a legal state. Yeah.

Ron and I actually think about starting our own weed empire. We're thinking about doing a weed delivery, like speed weed delivery service, except it's not going to be called speed weed because that's a thing. And it's only going to and we're're only gonna do it in rural southern states and the whole thing is we're so fast that the cops by the time they get to the house that we deliver to we're already on our fifth delivery we're like two blocks away yeah we're always on the move so they'll never catch us yeah we're not when we stop for the delivery we're actually not allowed to stop we have to keep moving even if it's running in place.

Our car is literally a giant weed leaf, slow-moving float that you would find in a parade of some kind. And it's being pulled by a shitty pickup truck. And the back of the pickup truck is just loaded with bags of weed. We got shirt launchers because we don't stop at the houses. We shoot it through the windows. It just shatters the window. Ryan, that was the wrong house. Fuck, fuck. Can you still get like arrested for selling weed in California?

Like I know it's legal here, but like let's say I'm like I'm going to sell some weed and I try to sell weed to an undercover cop. Would I still get arrested for that? I don't know. I would say probably not. still get arrested for that i don't know i i would say probably not but i and i also don't know this but i know the biggest thing in california for the longest time was the quant was the legal quantity of weed you could have if you have over that quantity you can still get in trouble for it but i'm not sure if that changed when they made it recreation i'm pretty sure you can have however much you want now but it's like there used to be an amount where you can't have over this or else like right and like think of how dumb it was where like there was a time in like

california and it this didn't happen often but it still happened where like police officers they they'd see like weed shops and be like well you can't do anything about it because it's like legal in the state it's medically legal blah blah then like the federal government would come in and raid weed shops every now and then and so there's this this huge disconnect between federal law and state law yeah yeah states rights ryan what states rights what are what are other examples of that like what like for those in the comments that are like super into politics and like no law and stuff like what are other examples of a federal law uh coming into i guess um coming into it's butting heads with a lot of uh like um there i think a big one is um abortion and stuff because you know like abortion is federally legal right right? Yeah. But a lot of states will be like,

no, we're not going to do it. Or they'll try to do little workarounds. They're like, we'll cut funding or we'll just shut down all the clinics. Are there states where abortion is illegal? I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's legalized throughout America, right? I guess.

Wasn't that a Supreme Court ruling? Something versus Wade? Roe v. Wade. Yeah, Roe v. Wade. Where abortion is legal. Yeah. Which I'm glad that murder is legalized. That's enough talk of abortion.

No, I want to spend the rest of the podcast talking about abortion. I'm good. Really? But you're so passionate about this off mic. Ryan, you were aborted. I love, there's an Ali G thing where he goes to like a Catholic abortion rally. And he goes up to these like nuns doing, he's like asking them if they were aborted. And he's like, I was aborted.

And like telling them that. And they're like, well, I'm sorry. It's so good. I mean, there's these like nuns singing and he starts beatboxing over it. I love Ali G. Ali G is so funny. Sacha Baron Cohen, you and I have said it many, many times. We really like when he goes out into the field, much like Nathan Fielder or Eric Andre does in side segments. But when he's kept to a script most of the time, it's not a good time because he's a very talented actor like he's

he works well in tim burton type stuff he i think he did well in les miserables it was weird seeing him because every time i thought he was in les miserables because every time i see him i'm like that's borat it's a great great voice it's one of those things where sasha barrett cohen can't live down borat much like daniel radcliffe can't live down harry potter right right but they're both great actors i'd like to see them in a movie together and robert de niro can't live down that double hand job scene he was in i'm sorry this is news to me i thought i talked about on the podcast before and i think i showed you double did you already forget i ryan everything we talk about on this show like we we did did this last week. We talked about it.

We were like, um. What should we do for the, what should we tell Don to make for the thumbnail? Like, five minutes after finishing recording the podcast, we're like, what should we have Don do the thumbnail? And we're like, I don't know, what did we talk about? And we sat there for like two minutes in silence, like, what did we talk about? After just recording like an hour long podcast, we're just like, what the fuck did we talk about?

Why do we not remember this? Hold on. Wait, is Robert De Niro the one giving the handjobs? No. Hold on. Oh, that's really Robert De Niro's penis. Yeah. That's straight up like

that's a real handjob. That's not even prosthetics. He's actually getting a handjob there. Him and another man. Huh. I's actually getting a handjob there. Him and another man. Huh. I don't know who the actress is. Did I talk about the Japanese movie I watched? But her boobies are out.

So if you're under the age of 18, don't look up what I'm talking about. Don't do it, guys. Did I talk about that Japanese movie that's part of the Criterion Collection? Nah, he's having a good time. He's having fun, man. He's like... Robert's like swiveling his hips.

I mean, he's into it, man. He's like swiveling his hips. I mean, he's into it, man. He's getting a handjob on set. Maybe I'm just not getting the context of this movie. Oh my God, dude. Look, fuck. Look how long this thread is I'm pulling out of my pants. Look at this. Dude, this is one of those.

Oh, it's going to unravel the whole pants. I got to stop. There we go. Yeah, you got a quick rip. There we go. Quick rip. I watched this movie i don't think i talked about this yet there is this movie on the criterion collection called in the realm

of the senses and i feel like you did talk about it we're like there's real sex i don't know if i talked about the podcast did you not i thought you recommended it i might have it's not like like i said earlier we don't remember anything we talked about, but I do have a funny story about that. Back, a while back, on a Portuguese TV channel, I guess someone just wasn't paying attention, and they aired that movie without, like, realizing. Wait, really? They aired the whole thing uncensored.

And that's all real graphic sex. It's very graphic, especially the scene with the egg yeah where they they put an egg in the woman's vagina and she has to get it out and it's real it's all real and like um i just love like imagine being the guy that's in charge of that and then you realize like after it's aired you're just like oh oh fuck whoops my bad sorry guys this one was on me i'll take i'll Oh, fuck. Whoops. My bad. Sorry, guys. This one was on me. I'll take responsibility for that. For us, it's like, whoops, episode went out five minutes late versus whoops, I accidentally aired what, like a two-hour movie.

Two hours of real hardcore sex. I wouldn't call that hardcore. None of that was hardcore. There's some hardcore in it. There's some real graphic choking. Is choking hard? I feel like choking is very normal choking is choking has become vanilla but i i choking is it's like it's like being called daddy during sex it's like it's in it's intro level weird or like hardcore a choke and a slap have become the norm where they used to be very quote-unquote taboo yes risque kinky yeah very kinky not just kind of like that's just familiar if you want to

get weird during sex guys you gotta get pegged that that's turning that i think pegging is probably pretty pretty normal now it's not normal normal i i i feel like putting one up the up the up the ass is is normal but I think pegging is still pretty... Like strap-on level pegging? Yeah. That's definitely a little more deeper into the risque section. I think... Oh, that's a great video idea.

Super Mega gets pegged. No. And we have like face cams. Okay, how about this? Dude. We don't show up, but we have to play a game while getting pegged, and you just see our face cams. Okay, how about this? Dude. We don't show up, but we have to play a game while getting pegged. And you just see our face cams. Okay, how about this? I get Riley Reid and she pegs me.

And then you get... You can have... Give me someone good, Ryan. Gilbert Gottfried. Okay, yeah. Oh, how you liking this? I can't do his fucking voice. His voice is tricky to do, man.

I don't think we're big enough for Riley Reid to want to peg me, though, yeah. Oh, how you liking this? I can't do his fucking voice. His voice is tricky to do, man. I don't think we're big enough for Riley Reid to want to peg me, though, unfortunately. She might suck your toes and smoke a blunt. No, dude, I'm not a famous rapper. The thing is, I think we would at least need, like, two to three million subs for her to even question pegging me. Well, that's the thing, man. Getting your toes sucked and getting a blunt smoked from between your toes while getting them sucked, I think that's more easily obtainable than getting pegged, you know? Well, there's not much work for her to peg me.

She doesn't even have to show her bits. She just has to put on a t-shirt. Well, she doesn't have to show her bits to suck your toes and smoke a blunt from between them. Well, she did. What? I find out she's just been coming over and just, like, sucking your toes. No, blunt from between them. Well, she did. What? I find out she's just been coming over and just like sucking your toes. No, no. She was naked in that tweet. The Lil Pump tweet. Yeah, she was like

fully nude and I'm, I don't know if he was. I guess he might have been. I imagine he probably was. Lil Pump is a... Isn't he 18? He's 18, I think. How old is Riley Reid? I don't know. Sucking some 18-year-old's toes? Hold on a second.

When you put it in that term. Hold on. She's definitely much older than 18, Ryan, if she's a famous porn star. Riley Reid age. How this 27-year-old sucking an 18-year-old's toes is all I'm saying. Well, you know what? Okay, Lil Pump. Think about this.

So, so, so Lil Pump has a huge, huge following. Massive. He's one of the biggest rappers of the current, you know, era.

He's literally, he's literally a few months from being illegal. And she's like, I'll suck this 18 year old's toes and let it naked and let him broadcast it to the whole fucking world. Because if someone like Lil Pump puts something on Twitter, everyone sees it. The hilarious part about it is like, it's like, naked, and let him broadcast it to the whole fucking world. Because if someone like Lil Pump puts something on Twitter, everyone sees it. The hilarious part about it is like, it's like, yeah, she got to hang out with Lil Pump, that's cool. But he didn't even like add her in the tweet.

Like, she's going through the work of sucking his toes and shit. And he didn't even add her in the tweet. He's just, I think he just said like, this bitch sucking my toes. Let me pull up the exact tweet. What did he say? It was so good. I searched Lil Pump, Riley Reid toes. He said, okay, well, there's a lot of YouTube.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The video is titled, Lil Pump Gets His Toes Sucked by Riley Reid Again. Again? Which means that, here are the descriptions. Lil Pump Gets His Toes Sucked by Riley Reid Again. Lil Pump playing, bro. Nasty. Lil Pump gets his toes sucked by Riley Reid again. Lil Pump playing bro. Nasty.

And then a sick emoji. Watch. Rapper Lil Pump has porn star Riley Reid smoking blunt through his toes. I'm trying to find the exact tweet. It's on Pornhub. Riley Reid sucks Lil Pump's toes. I just, I want to find the fucking, I want to find the tweet. I just want to see exactly how Lil Pump worded it.

Have you ever seen the videos of Lil Pump before he was Lil Pump? And his friends are asking him very simple questions and he can't answer them because he's incredibly dumb. Okay, this is the tweet. Bitches sucking and smoking blunts off my toes in 2019. And then the cum emoji. Or maybe just the wet emoji. Ew, dude. He posts,

his face looks like an 18 year old who's getting his toes sucked by like his best friend's mom. Like he's just like, oh shit, dude. She's going in on those 18 year old toes. You know what I gotta be, you know what I gotta respect Lil Pump for?

He's dumb and like there's videos proving that. But he's honest about it. He knows what it is. He just tweeted this. I only FaceTime people because I can't spell. And it's like, yeah, I probably agree with that. Fuck you if you don't like me.

At least Ellen DeGeneres liked me. He's got a great Twitter. Dude, he... When did that tweet come out? He's not even... That tweet came out in February. He's not even close to 19. His birthday's in August.

He was born August 17, 2000. I like how his Wikipedia picture is his mugshot where he's just grinning. Dude, his tattoos are bad. Could you imagine this? Some kid who's in high school. He's a senior. He's 18. And all of a sudden, some 30-year-old comes over.

It's just... i don't know right that was every day after school for me go on craigslist get some 30 year old to come suck my toes much power to the man for getting it you know getting that sick wet pussy sick wet toes sick wet mouth on the toes what if she was like i'm not gonna fuck you but i'll suck your toes sucking someone's toes i'm gonna be honest like that I'm not going to fuck you, but I'll suck your toes. Sucking someone's toes. I'm going to be honest. Like that's, that's dirty. Like that's nasty.

You know, think about how much fungus and bacteria like around your toes, your toes are in your shoes all day, getting sweaty. They, they walk on the ground where even if you got a clean floor inside your house and you're walking barefoot, people come in there with their shoes that have walked in public restrooms,

walking across the sidewalk where people have undoubtedly thrown up. There's rats. There's roaches. The only time and it's like the only time where my mind in a situation has gone to like toes or feet. I'm excited for this one. Has been when I'm like it was like once and I was just incredibly plastered. And you were like, I could do some toes. So, you know, my brain wasn't like, oh, OK, toes. It you were like, I could do some toes. So you know my brain wasn't like,

ooh, okay, toes. It was just like, ooh, look, toes. Ooh, toes. Ooh, look at some feet. Ooh, look at some fucking feet. I, uh, I... But like, never sober am I like looking at toes and I'm like, yeah, I could go into this. Harrison, I actually... Like I just do this, I'm like,

I'm about to get into this. I'm about to get myself some toes in my mouth Oh man I'm getting toes tonight Wink Wink wink I uh What's the price

To like suck a dude Like just Like a dude Walking around LA all day Barefoot Like what's the price To suck his toes You smell my feet

In the Sekiro episode I did man You tell me What you would How much money It would take to suck my toes. I'll be honest, Ryan. That'd be a lot of money for me.

Not specifically, like, I'm not discriminating against your toes. Give me $1,000 right now to suck one of my toes. Will you give me $1,000 if I suck one of your toes? Oh my god! You actually, wait. You would fucking, Matt. That's an easy $1,000.

Your dignity is at a higher price than that come on Ryan a thousand bucks is a thousand bucks that's a lot of money you're doing fine you don't have to suck toes for money now if it was now if it was two thousand dollars

like are you like well how long have we been talking about toes oh there's plenty more discussion to be had about stuff i remember harris and i were drunk when i and we actually sucked each other's each other no i shouldn't have started with that we messaged a little pump on the super mega twitter and we said little pump come on super mega we'll give you ten thousand dollars which is not true we would never give him ten thousand dollars to come on super mega and also did you respond? No, he never responded with 10,000 nothing for someone should respond now and be like, all right. We see how it is

How about this? We'll also suck your toes. I'll message him right now new toe rings. Okay, I'll say I'll say I said you say okay. I see playing hardball like talk like a talk like a good like a business manager I see you're Playing hardball. Like talk like a business manager. I see. You're playing hardball? I'll say 11 grand. Which we don't have that kind of budget to get someone on for $10,000. Especially Lil Pump. He's probably like his.

Think about how much money he makes a day. $10,000 is like a drop in the bucket. He's not going to waste his day to come sit with some Let's Players. All the power to him. He is more successful than us. He was born in the year 2000. He has achieved sex. He's achieved sex, dude.

He's achieved sex at 18. He's achieved success at such a young age. And we can clown on him. But he's doing something right 18 he's achieved success at such a young age and we can clown on him but he's doing something right people seem to like him so good for him but at the same time struck gold me personally you know i i wouldn't say do you like little pump i would personally not pay ten thousand dollars out of a business, of which we don't have, to have Lil Pump on a podcast. Oh, man. What if he had just said yes that night and the deal was done and then I had to break

the news to him? Like, Ryan, I got some good news and some bad news. You can say, okay, we'll pay you over the course of five years. $2,000 a year. So, like, Lil Pump, first of all all have you listened to his music uh the i think the only thing i've listened to was the kanye west like roblox song what'd you think of that it's catchy such a fucking hoe i love it here's the thing like he repumped that video's weird because the the movements the visuals i don't know how to explain it. The movements

and visuals are very intoxicating in a sense to like it's just like gets your attention like okay. But then like I listened to it without it in the car where it's like you're such a you're such a freaky girl I love it. I want kids

Bob to do a version of that. You're such a good friend. I love it. You're Kids Bop to do a version of that. You're such a good friend. I love it. You're a good friend. I like a good friend. Like a good friend. Oh, man. Kids Bop.

Oh, my God. I remember I had a friend growing up that I rode the bus with. Just one? Just one. That I rode the bus with. And I remember Just one. That I rode the bus with. And I remember I looked over one day and he was listening to his iPod. And this was middle school. So it's like you're trying to like get out of that elementary school like field of things you like and try to be a little more hip.

I got into I set my friends on fire and a day to remember and stuff like that. Because I was like this is epic. But I remember like I looked over at my friend one day and stuff like that because i was like this is this is epic but uh i remember like i looked over my friend one day and i was i'd see what he's listening to i saw his ipod light up and he was just straight up listening to kids bop in like eighth grade and i was like you know more power to you dude more fucking power to you kids bop um i was i was listening to spotify once and i don't know why but kids bop just came on like as like the next like random song on Spotify. And I was like, what?

I think I was listening to some song, some popular song. I mean, the next suggested track was just the Kidz Bop version. And I was like, all right. That's cool. I listened to it. I liked it. It was great, man. I love Kidz Bop.

I never owned a Kidz Bop. I didn't either. I've never enjoyed Kidz Bop. I was never interested in that. I mean, why just listen to the song? Kidz Bop feels like music made for 11 year olds whose parents

won't let them get the real CD or listen to it. They're like, no, that music's inappropriate so we're going to let you listen to the version sung by kids. I like Bruno Mars' Lucky for You, that's what I like, the Kidz Bop version. Because I think they say strawberry milkshake. Like, strawberry milksz Bop version. Because it's, I think they say Strawberry Milkshake. Like, Strawberry Milkshake, so nice.

It just sounds like what, oh, what's his name? Maddie B did in his, like, covers. Is there that much of a difference between Maddie B and Kidz Bop? No, it's the same thing. What's he doing nowadays? I don't know, I'm gonna look up Maddie B. He's gonna bust out into the rap scene. Like, he's, you can tell, you see the way he dresses.

I mean, to be fair, I have not looked up or seen anything Matty B has done in the last half a year to a year. I used to check Matty B every now and then because I'm like, what's this kid up to? Like, it's weird watching him grow up because when we first saw Matty B, he was, like, young and now he's, like, a teen that's, like, wearing, like, Supreme and Bape and stuff and he's trying to look all hip I remember when he was just a little kid the Gangnam Style cover is my favorite

dude he's grown now his voice dropped what the hell it's just unfortunate that he's still doing the same shit like part of me was hoping that he would be one of those people that finds his earlier stuff cringy and so like he just kind of makes fun of it like there's there's someone who did that who like did something cringy when they were a kid and now they're like actually pretty chill as a matt watson no i can't remember what his name is or who it is, but unfortunately, you know,

that that's just out in the podcast for no reason now. Cause there's no, there's no way for me to even figure out who it was. Yeah. So, I mean, well, Maddie B,

but you gotta think about this though. He still probably is not old enough to be fully aware of how cringy his kid stuff is. And also every music video of his is the same. Like it started out when he was a kid, there would always be like another kid who's a girl. And like, she'd walk past and be like,

there's a girl that I like. That's the girl that I like. This is the song about the girl that I like. And now like, I'm looking at his new music video and it's just, it's just like this. It's the girl like that. I like,

but I'm older and she's older now. It's the girl that I like, but I'm older and she's older now. His new, his new hit classic, the girl that I like, but I'm older and she's older now. It's the girl that I like, but I'm older and she's older now. His new hit classic. The girl that I like, but I'm older and she's older now. Do you think he's still going to be doing this shit when he's in his 20s? Here's the thing.

I feel like he can't look at it as cringy because he made so much money. He made so much money as a kid. I'm sorry. His parents made so much money because here's the thing. I was actually reading about this recently. There's these laws in place to protect child actors so their parents can't take the money. But there's nothing in place for like YouTube or like internet.

Oh, really? Yeah. So it's like his parents could legally keep all that money, I think. That's why you find a lot of cases of YouTube of parents abusing the kids. Yeah. There was the daddy of five. There's no regulations. And there was someone recently.

I can't remember who it was. There was a mom who pepper sprayed her kids that were like failing a challenge or something their penises until they bled what yeah i didn't know that part that's fucked up yeah she was she's a bitch because at 23 i don't even know if i'd want to get pepper sprayed for a video imagine being a kid your mom's like all right like why would you pepper spray your fucking kid for a video was it i don't think it was for i mean it was technically for a video but i don't think it was for a video i thought it was as punishment just straight up child she would like spray into their rooms and she has punishment like

and like yeah hey at least she was getting views not anymore that's fucking off youtube deleted that channel these parents need to fucking get it together your kid is not a product for you to make money off of it's your child the perfect example of that is in Bruno when he tried to get little kid models. And he's like, is this okay? It was going to be like a crucifixion, right? Yeah, there was one with a crucifixion. There was one with a bunch of bees. There was another one, which was, of course, fake.

So, of course, it just looks worse. There was one, I think, with Nazis. Yeah, like Nazis. Yeah, there was. Because it's like he was just kind of like exposing like how much these money hungry like Hollywood parents don't care about their kids and just want them to be famous. It's like, yeah, I'll dress my five-year-old up in a Nazi outfit with a bunch of bees everywhere. It's like.

Because I think the thing about the bees was I think he asked the mom, he's like, there are a lot of bees, so there is a chance that he could get stung. But it's all fine. And she's like, oh, it's fine. Like, shit like that. The moms would be like, oh, he's been through worse. Like, that type of thing. And it's bad that that happened.

But it's even worse that they were in a major motion picture. Such a famous movie as Bruna. Nathan Fielder actually did a fantastic job doing the same thing. Because when he did that whole stunt where he's going to have his, like, if he doesn't escape these handcuffs, a robot's going to expose him, expose his dick to children. And he got parents that agreed to let their kids watch it. And he goes into the tent where all the parents are waiting. And he's like, don't worry, we'll blur your faces. But they barely blurred them.

So, like, you can still see exactly where they are. And he's like, just to be clear, you guys are going to let your children potentially be exposed to my genitals for $50. And they're like, that's fine. And they just barely blur their faces. That's so clever. Oh, and what was even better about that episode was he goes to the judge and he's like, or he goes to the guy that built the robot. And he's like, so, yeah, thank you for the help.

We're actually going to list you as an assistant producer, like a creative designer. And he's like, no, no, I don't want to be listed as that. And he's like, no, we'll just do it. It's fine. Like you don't need to do worry about it. And he's like, he's like, no, I don't want to be, I don't want my name on that. And he's like, oh no, we'll just, we'll just, we'll just list you. It's fine.

Don't worry about it. I've been watching a lot of Nathan Fielder reports. Oh, which is like the older stuff that he did, which is, it's still really good. It's so funny. Wait, wait. But at the end of the episode, the very first credit is the picture of that guy's face and his name as like assistant producer or something like they actually went and did it yeah no the stuff he did on the on in canada before he like started doing the other stuff yeah he was part of that um nathan fielder reports or something

like that yeah uh because he was on that show. This hour has 60 minutes or something, I don't remember. But he was so good. He'd go out and just do his Nathan Fielder shtick to local businesses. Which you can see kind of where he got the idea for Nathan for you. But he did. His YouTube channel is so good. Where he would just make random sketches with his friends

and his sister. There's that favorite video of mine. The song. Where he's like, ski, dot, bop, boo, doo, bop.

It doesn't match the mouths at all. Ski, bop, bop, bop, bada, bee, boo.

It's a good song. We used to actually listen to it in the car and stuff. Thin watermelon. Just holding up a slice of watermelon. It's just blowing in the wind. And then he turns to the side and it's like a paper thin slice of watermelon. My favorite part is that you see it blowing in the wind. He's like,

it's just so good.'s a there's another one he did um he did this like a fake reality tv show where it's like who's tallest canada and it's just like it was like an extraordinarily short man who's like three feet five inches and then a regular tall guy you're not the tallest person and he's like i didn't see it coming i know um and then he used to he used to take uh like music videos people would make of like uh that show gray's anatomy with like the fray playing and he would just like cut himself into the music videos like perfectly where it's just like a montage of clips from gray's anatomy and then like him just like looking all like sullen and stuff over the Frey song so clever I'm excited to see what he does next now that Nathan

for you is over rest in peace unfortunately like a lot of those people end up like performers get their own thing and then they end up just kind of working behind the scenes for a lot of stuff yeah like I know that's what Bo Burnham is essentially doing now because he's done with his performing shtick Seth Rogen does a lot more producing than acting I believe I hurt my

throat doing his laugh maybe he does more acting I don't know he's in this movie that looks honestly it just looks bad it's with Charlize Theron and it's like she plays yes the president or something and he he's like on her staff and they fall in love yeah it does not look good it just which is disappointing seeing like i like seth rogan but it's disappointing seeing like the recent stuff he's made and done and this is just my opinion so you know i i think i really enjoyed a lot of the old stuff him and James Franco made. Like, I really enjoyed. Well, James Franco started it, but it was him and something. What was it?

He has a partner that he usually works with. Like, if Seth Rogen's in it, chances are this guy either helped produce it or wrote it. Is it one of their friends? It's like Ivan Jay? Something Goldberg? Jay Beruchel? Oh yeah, Evan Goldberg. Yeah, Evan Goldberg. Yeah, he produces those movies and writes them too.

Which I've never seen him in anything. Or maybe I just don't know what he looks like. But I don't know. I really enjoyed even though I don't think they produced it. I really liked Superbad. I liked him in that. I thought you were about to say Sausage Party. Again, when I say I've been disappointed by Seth Rogen's movies, that's a great example. Sausage Party was horrible.

And I actually liked the interview. I thought the interview was fun. The thing is, the interview is definitely a fun movie. I agree with you. But you can tell it's on the tail end of their good movies. But there's a lot of... That movie is very big on hit and miss. Where you watch something like's there's a lot of that movie is very big on hit and miss where like you watch something like pineapple express and most of that shit hits

and it's like a really good experience you should it's really good and like super bad it's like there's a lot of um hits and it's really good but in the interview when i saw it i just remember like there were a lot of jokes that fell flat or yeah oh for sure but but there were there were some funny ones but then there's some bad ones. I thought This Is The End was like awesome. I love that movie. I remember I saw that and I was surprised by how much I laughed because I think most of it was improv. And I think a lot of those movies Seth Rogen does are improv because he follows kind of like the Judd Apatow method. Well, I mean, he worked with Judd Apatow and knocked up.

And 40-Year-Old Virgin, right? Yes. Well, no, he wasn't in 40-Year-Old. Was he? Yeah, he was one of the uh he was just one of the did they work at best buy yeah that's right that's one of the best buy people i really well i liked i like this at the end because i thought that they all just had such good like you're gay or it was like you know how i know if you're gay like that whole bit yep i

liked all the chemistry all the actors had in that movie because i i thought that um danny uh danny um mcbride i think he's like so funny him just tell when people like have good chemistry together and you can like clue into that it looks good or like at least when people work well together like for me like when i went to go see the new jumanji it's just like jack black duane the rock johnson Jack Black, Dwayne The Rock Johnson Kevin Hart and sorry this I think I've only seen her in Guardians of the Galaxy but she plays the blue woman in Guardians of the Galaxy I forget her name

well I mean I think that's why like you forget the woman's name this is the end was so good and a lot of those earlier ones with like James Franco and Seth Rogen because like they were just best friends so you can feel that like they didn't let me finish. Sorry. Their chemistry wasn't good I thought. Anyways continue. I was showing the difference

between good chemistry and bad chemistry. You can just feel it in like a lot of movies when the chemistry is good between the people writing it and acting it. Like Tropic Thunder I thought had a very good chemistry between the people that were acting. Yeah. It's a funny movie. It's just when I watched the new Jumanji.

It felt like each person. Was told they were the star of the movie. And it just. So you saw the new Jumanji. Yeah. I don't know. There are some jokes that landed. But I'm not going to recommend that movie.

And I just didn't think that the comedic chemistry of the actors was on point. Unfortunately. Didn't they already announce the next one? Yep. And also, I don't know if we talked about this, the reboot of Suicide Squad. Not a sequel. A fresh reboot with some of the same actors. Suicide Squad. Not a sequel. A fresh reboot with some of the same actors. James Gunn reboot

Suicide Squad. Well, if it's James Gunn, he did good on Guardians of the Galaxy. So maybe... Did you see Guardians? No, but I know it did good. Have you seen Slytherin?

Called me out on that one. No, I haven't seen Slytherin. Are you interested in seeing Brightburn? I don't know what that is. Breitbart, the movie? Brightburn is a movie coming out where it's essentially looking

through the Superman story through the lens of what if this kid was more like a school shooter type, like just a psychopath. He doesn't shoot up a school. Spoilers. Like, you know the movie,

what is it called? Something Something About Kevin. We need to called something something about kevin we need to talk about yeah we need to talk about it's based on that jody picoult book my mom read it and was like really fucked up by it and so it essentially mixes that with the superman story in a way where the kid is just fucked in the head and like just does violent shit instead of like he's all about doing good and all this so like superman is bad and this isn't superman this is this is this is kind of like wink wink superman but it's not because we don't have the rights to it but it's a very similar it's about this baby that crash lands on like someone's farm like a farm which is the superman story when these two farmers raise this um being of another kind.

And it's that story, but the kid's fucked up instead of fucking Captain America. Yeah. I really, I saw, because this is pretty timely. We both saw Us, the movie. Yeah. And my overall opinion on that was I didn't love it, but I didn't dislike it. I had a good time. I thought it was just an overall pretty good, fun movie.

I had my problems with it, though, for sure. I thought some of it was goofy. Yes. There was a lot of stuff that didn't land, both comedically and horror-wise. I thought more of the comedy stuff landed than the horror stuff. I do. Well, for me personally, I think it did a good job. It had me on the edge of my seat.

I was very anxious during a lot of those scenes. I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, especially the boat scene. Don't want to spoil too much, but anything with water and nighttime, I'm like, uh-uh, nouh no sir i like the actor who played the dad when he's like if you want to get crazy we'll get we'll get crazy also there's like well what does he say he does this line which actually i thought was funny i was like i'm glad they had comedy like this in this movie because the movie seemed like a dark comedy to me now that i'm looking yeah there's definitely like there's a lot of a lot a lot of or like comedic relief like which honestly i didn't

like in some parts because i it kind of ruined the vibe of a scene for me a couple times where i'm like oh man this is really intense and scared i mean they're like a it would just kind of pull me out because i'm like oh well they don't seem that scared for how scary this is he's still out there with the bat it's like so you know you better go y'all better go and he gets a deeper voice on like for the last two words that's perfect I love it

his delivery on that was good good comedic delivery I thought the actors were good in that movie Lapita was wonderful Tim Heidecker I forgot he was in it and then he pops up on screen and I'm like what even though it says his name at the beginning of the movie I'm like oh Tim Heidecker's in this

then I saw him and I was like oh my god it's Tim Heidecker the casting was good some of the sequences was good like the sequence on the beach I liked I liked when they arrive at the house I liked that whole sequence that was scary there was uh there's just a point in the movie where it all dipped off for me, where I was

like, oh man. But I think a lot of the times that's because it takes a turn that I just either wasn't expecting or I just didn't want. And now if I watch it a second time and it's solidified that that's what the movie is, I can probably better appreciate it for what it is. But I think, I said that in the past with you and other conversations that I thought this one was

more entertaining than Get Out. It was more of like a little rollercoaster ride than Get Out. But Get Out is a better film. I like Get Out more than Us. Get Out is definitely a better film than Us. And I really like Jordan Peele a lot. Especially like, Kean Peele, I thought Kean Peele a lot, especially like Key and Peele.

I thought Key and Peele was super funny. Fucking one eyebrow raised in the Twilight Zone hosted by Jordan Peele, the master of horror. When you think horror, you think of Jordan Peele. I think of Jordan Peele. And like he's sitting there like in a chair like. It's just like. He's great. Jordan Peele and Key.

I don't actually, I don't know his full name. Keegan-Michael Key. Oh, his last name is Key? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was just short for Keegan. Yeah. He Peele and Key. I don't know his full name. Keegan-Michael Key. Oh, his last name is Key? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was short for Keegan. Yeah. They're super funny. The fucking Continental Breakfast sketch they did.

It's like my favorite one. They have a lot of really good sketches. They did good. Hasselhoff. They did good. I want to watch the SpongeBob movie soon. I do too, man. It's been a year since I watched it.

Game of Thrones comes out soon. I do too, man. It's been a year since I watched it. Game of Thrones comes out soon. I haven't seen... My sister texted me, she's like, do you watch Game of Thrones? I was like, nope. And she's like, alright. I don't know if it's a show

you could get into. I don't think it's... Oh, I'm not intellectual enough for it, Ryan? No. That's not what I'm saying. I just don't... Like, for me,

I don't... I usually get bored by medieval shit. I do too. But Game of Thrones changed that and I was like, oh, this is fun. This is great. This is a good time.

But at this, I just don't feel like it would, it would, try it if you want, but I don't feel like you'd get into it. I don't feel like I would. And I feel like that's why I haven't watched it yet, even though it's been out for so long

it's definitely a good experience it's one of those experiences where like when you're watching it it's like you feel it's weird you feel a part of something big cause it's like all these people are watching it it's like 10 years from now you remember when Game of Thrones was big everyone was watching that shit it's like a breaking bad

I think one of the things why I like watching it is because the experience television history it is going to be known as one of the biggest shows on television much like you think of breaking bad the soprano yeah and all that which i actually watched the pilot of the sopranos recently i really liked it i need to i need to watch that because it's good tom hanks is like epic i also need to watch mad men damn i've been wanting to watch mad i've seen the first season uh but that was like in high school i need to go back and watch it yeah um it's good it's good say it is good i just i got too busy back when i started watching it i just kind of dropped

off i'm just not interested in all of these like netflix puts out so many shows like i think the only netflix show i'm legitimately interested in right now is, well, it was The Get Down, and then they took that out. I like Queer Eye's good and just nice and wholesome. I heard Big Mouth is actually really funny from a lot of people now. I've watched a little bit of it. There's some parts that made me laugh, but I just can't get into it. I've heard the second season is much better. I'll try to get into it.

But BoJack I got into. I liked BoJack. I have never watched like one episode of BoJack. It's just like there's these parts in it where it's like, oh, that's just legitimately sad. Yeah. That's actually fucked up. Like they like in the most recent season, they deal with like drug fueled physical abuse of women. And it's just like

Jesus Christ show like Bojack I know it's you wouldn't think it but it like I wouldn't say it tackles the issue but it presents it and it shows it and when that scene happens I was just like I wanted to laugh

I didn't want to see some women getting beat by some druggie does she get beat by BoJack I don't want to spoil anything I actually speaking of Breaking Bad I had a dream last night that the Breaking Bad did you break bad? I broke bad I cooked a little meth

that the Breaking Bad movie came out Greenbrier and I just remember like I didn't see it but you saw it and you told me you were like dude it was really bad and I was like I'm excited but at the same time it's like I kind of want the lore of or the canon of Breaking Bad to be just what the show was

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