supermegashow - EP 137 - SuperMega's Low-Budget Airport Adventure

Episode Date: April 23, 2019

The boys once again use an iPhone to record a podcast because they were on tour and apparently "very busy". Enjoy their journey through the Orlando Aiport! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connects ontario.ca please play responsibly what's up everybody this is the super mega cast hey guys this is uh matt watson and uh ryan mcgee and i'm sure it sounds fantastic we are in a rental van on our way to get gas we got har got Harrison driving and Jackson in the passenger seat. It's a fucking accident. Okay. There's nothing at home. Yeah, we're going to the Orlando International Airport on our way back to Los Angeles.

Just got done with the tour. It was, we went to, what is it, our southeastern tour. We went to Charleston, Columbia, fucking Nashville, Atlanta, and Orlando. Yeah, it was a blast. And we know you guys love the podcast where we're on the road and have to use Ryan's iPhone. We know you guys are really big fans. And we thought, hey, why not do it again? Because you guys have just been craving more of that low-quality iPhone recording podcast with that rental car background noise.

Y'all are lazy. Why don't y'all fucking plan ahead? Jesus Christ. Sorry. We're very busy right now in our lives. We were prepping for tour. We didn't have time to do another podcast because we had to do one for last week. We had to backlog Game Grumps.

Yeah. A lot of shit. Blame Mr. Brent Lilly for that one. And his stinky penis. Yeah, it's stinky, man. That is a stinky fucking penis. Remember, Brent, wash that shit. Wash that, buddy.

But I cannot wait to open this rental car door, feel the sweet humidity of Orlando, Florida, let that pollen go right into my nose and my eyes and my throat, and then get on a plane for five hours. That's going to be great. Wait, I forgot my favorite part. Oh. Get to go through airport security, which Orlando has a very busy airport, so I can't wait for that one.

Didn't get much sleep. Need a little bit of Joe in my system. No, we got about three to four hours of sleep. Little bit, yeah. I'll be editing this on the – well, depends, because my backpack unzipped by itself, and my laptop poured out and broke, so I'll see if it still works.

It was a good moment. I turned around the corner right after it happened. I saw Ryan stuffing things back in his backpack with a frustrated look on his face, and the laptop shattered into many pieces. So, sorry about that, buddy. It's fine. But to those who came to the shows

Thank you very much We had a good time I actually threw up twice It was the last two shows It was the cake that did it Yes because It was the first time I ever threw up Ever in his whole life

He's never thrown up He didn't even know what was happening He started screaming Well regardless of whatever we've eaten In any of our videos or previously on stage, this was the first time on this tour that I threw up. And it was a beautiful sight to see. It came out of my nose. Well, it wasn't a beautiful sight to experience. Well, it wasn't beautiful to experience. I'll say that. I didn't know you threw up until you lifted your head and I saw. I was like, oh, it's funny.

The food is coming out of his nose. Oh, I see now. It wasn't funny for me. I was legitimately just like, there were still like chunks in my nasal cavity that like would make me gag every now and then. Oh, that's good. So I hope all of you enjoyed that, me throwing up. We actually talked before the last show because Matt was like, you're probably going to throw up again because my cake's gross too. Okay, let me throwing up. We actually talked before the last show because Matt was like, you're probably going to throw up again

because my cake's gross too. Okay, let me put it. The cake I made Matt that made me throw up was, you know, because I made him a cake because it's our three-year anniversary of Super Mega. And we're more high quality than ever. That's right. See, guys?

You can tell right now, three years into it, we are, we are of the highest quality, but the, but the cake I made was, uh, it was a Twinkie base and then I filled it with toothpaste. Then I made an icing that was a mixture of chocolate icing, orange juice, Red Bull and French onion dip. It was delicious. And then I had a Parmesan cheese crumble on top with some rainbow sprinkles. Mm-mm-mm. It tasted like vomit. Yeah, it did.

I got to say the toothpaste. The toothpaste is honestly what did it for me because there's something about toothpaste and same with mouthwash where it's not like a mint that you put in your mouth. It's got some other flavor in there that your brain's like, yeah, I shouldn't swallow this. Maybe it's because I've been conditioned from the time I'm a kid not to eat toothpaste. So when I taste that specific flavor, my brain is like, don't swallow this. This is not food. Uh, I think what gets me is the sogginess and then the taste of onions. It really just like, that's a, that's a complete puke and trigger for me. Yeah. It was, it was good though. Um, I, I, I got it down, uh, because the audience was very encouraging to me. So the peer pressure from the audience got me to swallow it.

And the next night I made Ryan a little cake, my own version. Had some onion sauce, fruitcake base, really good stuff. I actually, when it was my turn to take a bite on stage, I completely shattered the crown on my tooth into mini pieces. You literally were in shock you literally were just, you were in shock. Cause you're like, Oh, Ryan, you can do the, to start the Q and a, I gotta go. I gotta go fix my tooth real quick because in my mouth was that gross fruit cake filled and then all over just shattered shards of tooth and, uh,

did not feel too good, hurt pretty bad. So I went backstage and I spit what I just had in my mouth into a napkin. I'm like, please be in one piece. And it was many different pieces of tooth. So I just had to throw it away. And now, ever since then, my mouth has been in horrible pain. And I have a dentist appointment bright and early tomorrow morning. So very excited.

Congratulations, buddy. You're going to get those teeth fixed. I can't wait. But, uh, another thing is, sorry, the Columbia show, the equipment fucked up, and so two times when audio was supposed to be playing, one for a slideshow, and then one for me explaining what I made my friend Matt at the Columbia show.

Couldn't hear it, so we just had to make do. Yeah, I mean, country boys make do, right? Also, you can blame Brent Lilly for that one, too. He, uh, I saw him chewing on those wires. He likes to do that sometimes. So they got a little corrupted, a little fucked.

Yeah, we just have to put lemon juice in a spray bottle and... Yeah, he does not like that. He makes this shrill shriek every time we do that. And if only he could put a little soap in a spray bottle and spray it on his penis, that'd be... That would help out. Nice to all of us.

Because I'm beginning not to just want to go to the office because the stench is beginning to just waft throughout the whole facility. It's bad. Right now we are in a parking garage trying to return the rental car. And it is humid. It is musky in this car. I'll tell you that. Are we right, Tucker Brothers? Yeah. See? Right, Tucker Brothers? Yeah.

See? Right, boys? You can go forward. Yep. Well, I'm going to volume boost Jackson's little answer. Thank you, ma'am. So now we're returning the car. Very exciting end to a very exciting adventure.

Last night, we had a post-tour celebration at no other than TGI Fridays. That's right. We got a flaming Mai Tais. It wasn't much of a flame. I thought it was going to be a lot more exciting. It was just a sugar cube that had a tiny little candle flame coming out of it. But I did enjoy that Mai Tai.

Jesus Christ, what's going on? That's a lot of people. Hi guys, we're recording a podcast. Hope you enjoy it. Look at all these, what, like 50 guests on the podcast right now. Yeah, are you guys going to go back and listen to the podcast you were on, ma'am? From Oklahoma. I see that shirt.

It says Oklahoma. So I guess we should get out and get our stuff. I guess we'll finish this one in the terminal. Or we'll take you guys on the route with us through the airport. Okay, you guys want to go on an airport adventure? I don't know why I was waiting for an answer. Yeah. Because I guess we'll force you guys to go on an airport adventure.

But legitimately, everyone who came to the show, thank you. It really means a lot. If you can't tell, my voice is a bit strange right now. I don't know if it's because I'm sick or because I was doing shows and shit. But we're pretty exhausted. But we really hope that you guys enjoy the time because we do enjoy putting on a show for you guys. And, yeah, we really hope you enjoyed the tour. Super fun. Great meeting all of you guys.

So please bear with us as we record this airport adventure podcast. And, again, biggest apologies to everyone for this audio quality. We'll be back in our studio next week. We're being told to get out. Okay, we got to get out. Oh, here we go. Out. Okay.

Got to get our bags. Oh, there's Jackson. How you doing, Jackson? I'm stressed. Ryan and Vernon slept in a little late-source scrambling. Well, I mean, our flight's not till 1230, so... But you said to be in the lobby at 930. Vernon said to be in the lobby.

I think we're good to carry it all, right? Where are you going? I don't know. Where's Harrison? Harrison? Who is that? Harrison. Where are we going? Okay, so we just got all of our stuff on a cart.

Which airline? JetBlue. You're going to Terminal A. A? Terminal A? You're on B site. Okay. It's the other one.

Okay. Do you know it's a tip service? Tip service? Yes. Because I don't want to go for nothing. We'll make sure we'll tip you. We'll tip you. We're just walking with all of our bags now.

This is some primo content, guys. We are walking through humid Orlando, and I have not showered. I am drenched in, not sweat, but that nice sticky residue that Florida weather gives you. We need to get drunk on this flight if we're going to make it pass by. Oh, I'm going to do my classic. This is my go-to on flights. I'll get a double gin and tonic, and then about two minutes later when they come around to collect the trash, I get another double gin and tonic, and then I sleep the rest of the flight,

and then I wake up with a horrible headache. It's the perfect concoction for a quick plane ride. I forgot my headphones, so sleep is definitely not an option for me on this flight. Usually I'll watch something really fun, like some Charlize Theron movie. Those are always fun to watch. Our recent flight had the Iron Giant. That was a big surprise for Ryan. I watched that five times in a row. He could not stop clapping his hands and giggling. I was so happy to see him.

Wow, look at that fountain. That is beautiful. That's a loud fountain. It's a loud fountain. Oh, you guys get to enjoy it too. Also, we looked like a couple of jackasses. Hey, guys, we're podcasting at the airport. Oh, that's cool.

So we're those guys right now. But it's all for you. We didn't want to miss this week's podcast, so we're like, you know what, instead of just not uploading, how about we give them a little something special where we're walking through the airport and having a grand old time. Okay, Matt, I have a question.

What was your favorite city to visit? Because some of these cities, I would understand, they wouldn't be your favorite because we didn't get to spend much time in them. But for the cities we did get to spend time in, what was your favorite? Besides my hometown of Charleston. And this walking dude talking right now. Okay, hold on. The crosswalk man, whatever his name is.

And go. I think Nashville. Hold on. Very loud. Hurts my fragile little virgin ears. I think Nashville is my favorite. Got some Nashville hot chicken. I've never been to Nashville, and it was quite the experience.

I had a blast. That was our one day off on tour. I have to agree. It was because we had our one day off in Nashville that I think we got to experience it more. So that was definitely my favorite stop. Harrison found us some good places to eat. And I had myself some hot chicken. And then for dinner, I had myself a nice little steak.

Oh, my God. The hot chicken was, may I say, hot. There were like, what, six spice levels? It is like a library in this rental place right now yeah it's a little bit awkward now because it was loud outside Jackson did you uh Jackson did you do something okay Jackson you did I'm I'm walking right through it buddy all I've done is figure out how to get here way our podcast hey buddy we're earning the bread right now, okay? I know, and I'm suffering.

We're suffering walking right behind you, Jackson, because it's very clear what just unfolded while you walked in front of us. Oh, now we're going to go in an elevator. So we'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. Elevator time. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain.

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ourselves because I forgot to press the resume button after getting off of the elevator. So we just walked through the airport for a while, talking into Ryan's cell phone, and nothing happened. You want to talk about that hot chicken again? Yeah, let me go back to that Nashville hot chicken. There are six spice levels. The Tucker Brothers convinced Matt to have the fourth. Which I probably couldn't have even done number two, to be honest. It was wildly spicy.

I was crying. My throat and my lips were on fire. honest. It was wildly spicy. I was crying. My throat and my lips were on fire. And I really felt it about two hours later because we were in Centennial Park and I'm watching Harrison and Jackson and Ryan play some baseball. And I'm sitting there and felt a little storm a-brewing. And the next two days were not fun for me, especially right before a show. The old Nashville squirts. Oh, yeah. The classic Nashville squirts.

Especially when there's lots of the spiciest spices I've ever had mixed in there. Very fun. We went to this place called Bolton's. Highly recommend it. We were originally supposed to go to a place called Prince's Hot Chicken, I believe. But unfortunately, apparently someone drove their car through the building to steal a pack of beer. Which, that's like a real high-end heist to do something for,

to get something as small as a case of beer, you know? Like, at least rob the register if you're going to do that much effort. All right, time to check in for our flight. We'll be right back. So, checking in twice, the terminal said our transaction wasn't going to go through, even though we didn't put a card in or anything. And, uh...

Now we're having fun, standing in line, trying to figure out how to check in for our flight. Love you, JetBlue. This is a whole story arc now, man. It is. It started out in the fucking rental car, and then we had to walk here with the lady from the rental car service. Now we tried to check in.

Is this entertaining, guys? Are you enjoying this? Is this fun? Is this fun for you? We didn't want to skip out on this week's podcast, so this is what you get. And it just shows we're dead. I'm going to be editing this either on the plane or once I get home.

It's going to be up the same day we're recording it. I'm going to tell you guys, this is dedication, okay? So please give us some applause for this, all right? Please give us some applause. What are you looking at, Jackson? There's a famous YouTuber. Oh, there's a famous YouTuber down there, El Chapucero. And I know that because he's wearing a t-shirt with himself.

And we looked him up. He's got about 500,000 subscribers. Where'd he go? Wearing the shirt with the Goose on it. Yeah. Should we go ask to collab? Should we do it? Should we go collab with him? What are the odds? Ryan, what are the odds you go ask to collab and tell him that you're a famous YouTuber?

25. 3, 2, 1, 16. Oh, fuck. Fuck this shit. 25 3 2 1 16 oh fuck fuck this shit this'll be this'll be good hold on

I gotta go hold up well I have to cut someone in line so what's his name again just say are you a YouTuber? It's on his t-shirt.

Okay. Okay. Hold on. I just broke the gate thing. So I'm going to put it back. Fuck me. I have a question. Are you on YouTube?

Yeah. Okay. Because I also run a YouTube channel. And I just want to say I recognize you. I really like your shit. Like, keep doing what you're doing. Thank you. And if you ever wanted to do anything, thank you. That was fun. I also broke a gate.

I saw. I saw you tripping over the gate, and then the little, what are those things called? Like the stretchy things to section off a line. It came undone. Ryan had to fix it back together. Yeah, well, I didn't fix it. Oh, it's still broken? Yeah, it's still broken. Some still say to this day that gate is still broken.

Yeah. I love that you said if you ever want to do anything together. And then just like gave no way for him to ever contact you to do anything. I'm not doing that to us, Matt. I should have given him your personal email actually and i would have said hey sorry that's funny yeah um it is it's even human in this airport i will say that uh one thing i do not miss about the south is the humidity because los angeles doesn't really get that and even though i grew up with it and got used to it uh it only takes just a year or two away from it to really realize how

awful it truly is. I cannot wait to get back in California. It's a lot more clear there. Well, it does get fucking blistering hot in California as well. But we have beaches, cold, cold beaches that we can go to that aren't brown. And also, you don't have the added 20 degrees from the humidity. I wonder if that guy's smiling because he's smiling right now because he's like, I've never been recognized. Oh, he is happy. Yeah, he's definitely smiling. Ryan, you made his day, dude. So, you lost to one of the odds,

but you won in the game of being a good bro. Thank you very much. You made him happy. Also, I'm wearing a hat right now that a lovely person made for me at one of this says Ryan's mom on it with a heart around it it's stitched it's a black hat with a little blue heart and beautiful cursive says Ryan we gotta go Vernon's calling us so we'll be right back finally made it through security it was uh I think Orlando might be my least

favorite Airport in the entire world. Not my least favorite city, but my least favorite airport. Security here, real long lines, get that stickiness in the air. Yeah, there's still stickiness in the airport. My balls, all three of them are sticking to my leg right now. I need to go buy some deodorant because... Yeah, if you guys see us in public right now, it's not a pretty sight to see. No, I am wearing a shirt that says Cox on it. Yeah, well, it's like the Gamecocks,

not just the shirt that says just Cox. I think in the South people know what it is, but when I step into Los Angeles, I doubt anybody will understand. You're wearing a little goofy shirt, buddy. Is that a nice meme shirt? Thing is, I'm welcomed in sports in the South, and i'm welcomed in the culture in los angeles wearing this shirt yeah okay exactly it works both ways we um we were going through before we went through

security uh we saw a nice group of tourists sorry matt it's all right buddy it's okay we saw a uh saw a nice group of white men wearing the Japanese rice hats You saw me like fucking I was like I had to get my phone and I had to get a picture of this You had to get that picture Because I haven't seen something that stupid since Logan Paul Throw it up If you're watching on YouTube

There it is on the screen Those sweet little baby boys Wearing those stylish hats They're really showing the respect Putting the respect Jackass Let's talk about Let's talk more about Nashville Oh wait Hold on They're really showing the respect. Putting the respect. Jackass. Let's talk more about Nashville.

Oh, wait. Hold on. Paging passenger Ida Kalowska. Ida Kalowska. Latina White, Crystal Ryan, Nathan Ryan, Christa Delton, and L.F. Kennedy. Please proceed to get married with your passport for passport verification. You know, whether we're recording in the office and getting interrupted or in the airport getting interrupted, it's just kind of a common thing. But let's talk about Nashville.

We got that hot chicken, like we said. I really liked it. It was really good. It was super good. I wanted it the next day for breakfast. The unfortunate thing about the South is just it's just humid everywhere. Even in Nashville, it was humid. Like, that's one thing that I appreciate about California, at least, even though it gets fucking hot as shit.

You get a nice breeze. Yeah. And the nice ocean coastal breeze. Nashville's, like, the honky-tonk home of all that country music. So we went down to basically what's like the Vegas strip of Nashville. It's called Broadway. Yeah, we went to Kid Rock's Honky Tonk for a bit. Did not enjoy it, so we left.

Went through a bunch of gift shops to find some cowboy hats, which they did not have, because Jackson and I really want some nice cowboy hats to wear around because they really protect you from the heat. They're good. And I think they're fashionable. They're good. You got to do, Jackson got his,

he went on a road trip across America and got his in the heat. They're good. They're fashionable. They're good. You got to do, Jackson got his, he went on a road trip across America and got his like in the West. So if you want like a real authentic one, I think they're expensive. It might be Texas. Yeah, I think it was Texas. Or can I Amazon Prime it? You can just get one of those really cheap little like party ones. That's like two bucks.

That has a drawstring. Oh, hold on. Okay. Sorry, a door next to us opened and a woman walked out. I was not expecting that. I didn't even realize there was a door right there. And, like, seriously, though, like, to everyone, we're sorry that this is a low-quality podcast. We're sorry that we're putting out another one.

I know, guys. We've been just so busy, the 2019. I'm sorry that we've had to put out. This is the third on-the-road podcast we've had to do. We've just been traveling so much. Uploads will start again tomorrow though. We still got more Animal Crossing and Sekiro to upload. And for those hold on. Wait, they're paging?

Lufna Ahmed. Lufna Ahmed. If you're listening, buddy, you gotta go to the baggage claim Terminal B. Lufna Ahmed. to the baggage claim terminal b level two terminal b buddy okay you got that cool but yeah for real we're super sorry we we we hate putting out content that's like feels like we're just having to like scramble to get it together uh but like i said we still wanted to make sure you guys got the podcast um because we didn't get to upload much or really at all while we were on tour and we were like ah we should still

get a podcast out so and we're enjoying like what we're doing with the channel right now so we can't wait to get that stuff out because i know you know we're enjoying uh playing animal crossing because it's a game that matt loves and uh secro is honestly it's become one of my favorite games. It's really good, and I enjoy playing it. So we really hope that you enjoy both of those series because we enjoy recording them. Dude, I've been playing, you know what game I've been playing? Jetpack Joyride. It's the dumbest shit.

It's like you're talking about these great games, and I'm like, I've been playing Jetpack Joyride on my iPhone. It looks fun. It is fun, dude. It looks like, what does it look like? It looks like it's an endless runner game. It looks like, what does it look like? It looks like... It's an endless runner game. It's like five or six years old. I had it way back in the day.

It looks good for a five or six year old game. I just suddenly remembered it recently and I redownloaded it because I played the shit out of it. That game and Tiny Tower, those were like my two mobile games that I always played. So I downloaded Jetpack Joyride and I have been having a fucking blast. And the whole tour in the van, I was just sitting, just playing that. Well, speaking of having a fucking blast, you want to have a fucking blast with me and read some ad reads? Yeah, guys. In the middle of an airport?

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MeUndies. Ryan, look at me right now. What am I wearing in the airport? Pull those pants down. Those are MeUndies. This is like a nice... It's like a floral. It's blue. I like this design. You totally look like you're about to... We're sitting in a corner together, and you started taking my pants down. It's what happens at the Orlando airport.

Ryan also just farted in the airport. Get on with the ad read. Sorry. That fart's stinky, though. Yes, it is. I'm going to go do the ad read by this door. Oh, the door is opening. And the door's shut.

And they're about to walk right through that fart, Ryan. Sorry. Okay. Go in that corner. Okay, I'm going in the corner. Here we go. These undies are so soft. It's like making love. Oh, sorry, sorry. It's got hit by a door. Anyway, I was saying, I was saying,

these undies are so soft. It's like making love to a cloud covered in lotion. And make sure you guys keep picking up that luggage. I'm gonna go record this in the restroom, right? I'm going to the stall. These undies are so soft, they make Bob Ross's voice sound like Gilbert Gottfried. MeUndies uses the coveted micromodal fabric which is a full three times softer than cotton. Not

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We'll have Vernon on a podcast in the future To tell the van story That's a very special story That needs the respect of high quality So keep listening for that We had a crazy day before our last show Involving our van breaking down in Georgia A 30 minute podcast

Guys we're sorry we're in an airport We're so tired We've been working our ass off crazy day before our last show involving our van breaking down in georgia 30 minute podcast oh guys we're sorry we're in an airport we're so tired but we've been working our ass off it's better than no podcast we've been so fucking busy and working stop please just stop it i know i mean we're the assholes here right like she's just doing her she's doing her job i mean these people need to get this information but i'm'm doing my job. You know what? She's going to talk over us. We'll talk over her. I'm working here, ma'am.

This is my work, which guess what? I think it's more important than yours. I'm just kidding. That is not true. You're getting people all across the world. You have to deal with assholes every day. Working in an airport sounds horrible. So, Godspeed.

Anyway, we're going to go get wasted before we get on this very early morning flight. I love you. Thank you for listening. Again, apologies for the low quality podcast, but we wanted to get you guys something. So it's better than nothing, right? Yes. And for me, I will say thanks to everyone who came to see us on tour. It really means a lot to see y'all in person. Matt and I, well, Matt has expressed to me and I have expressed to him, and we have expressed together to other people, that it is something else seeing all of you in person and getting to meet. Jesus fucking.

Okay. Well, it's great to see all of y'all. And thank you for supporting us, whether it be watching the videos, coming out to see our live show. Some people drove like 10 hours out of their way to 4 hours out of their way. Honestly, 30 minutes out of your way is a little too much for us sometimes, I think. Somebody flew from Portland, Oregon to come see us

in Nashville, right? Was it Nashville? I don't know. I think it was Nashville. But, oh my god, just getting to meet you guys is such a fucking cool experience. And y'all gave us such good gifts and shit, and we have those packed in a big old box, taped up, ready to be delivered, we're going to go through all of that again and

we also have some stuff that we're going to be editing and putting out when we get back so stay tuned to that again thank you everybody who supports us whether it be showing up to the shows or just watching the podcast or watching us on YouTube or liking our shit on Twitter and social medias thank you so much guys we love

you so much and hope our plane doesn't crash bye