supermegashow - EP 139 - A Night With Tim Allen (ft. nothinbutlag)

Episode Date: May 3, 2019

We tell the tale of an extraordinary night in Hollywood with our editor, Justin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's up SuperMega fans? I do have to say real quick before we get started, the SuperMega drunk driving challenge, we're gonna need you guys to stop sending those videos in. That was a really bad idea on our part and we apologize for that so please don't send it. Some of y'all did very well though, we want to say that. Like some people did a really... Imp so someone's impressive but i i our lawyer we had a we just got to stop no more no more of those so yeah thank you for tuning in though super mega cast episode 139 shit brother damn damn dude that's almost 50 and not only that i believe we have a very special guest the most special of guests.

He has his grubby little fingers all over our channel, and you might have noticed. He somehow worked his way in. He's like a little snake that's like, I'm going to get a piece of this. Like Brynn. Yeah. Never mind. But yeah. You were about to say without the disgusting smelling penis.

Yeah. I came into the office. You smelled that shit, right? You smelled it, right? When you met him? That shit was strong. Right? Yeah. It's pungent for sure.

People think it's a joke. You guys, because you feel bad after you say it. Yeah. You're like, he doesn't have a stinky cock or anything like that. No, dude, he does. He does. For real, man. You get a 10-foot radius of Brent, man.

You know he's there oh yeah dude you know like actually it's funny because the other day he brought it up to me because he keeps getting emails you guys keep emailing and dming him about his cock like he'll forward me an email and be like is this because of you guys but like it's just fully serious like it's not like a joke he's like guys really like he was like when you talk about it can you at least if you're not if you're gonna say it smells bad? Can you at least like throw in that it's huge or something really sure we'll do that for you Yeah, it's so it's not clean because he can't reach the end of it. Yeah to scrub it clean

Well, if you want to get the emails and clean your dick exactly very it's a very simple solution Yeah, I just I don't understand. I don't understand the thought process like he goes after you guys about it, right? Yeah, but you're just speaking the truth. He's shooting he goes after you guys about it, right? Yeah. But you're just speaking the truth. He's shooting the messenger, you know? Yeah. Did I ever get properly introduced? No, we started talking about Brent's penis.

Oh, sorry. Justin. Justin, nothing but black. Did I not say Justin? No. We just started talking about Brent's penis. You said I had grubby fingers and that I snaked my way onto the channel. Oh, okay.

Well, all of that is fact. But this is Justin. he edits our let's plays and best ofs this this boy has been the biggest help to us he is he is a crucial part of super mega thank you in 2019 we absolutely love him we could not do the channel without him mainly because i mean technically we could we're just too lazy to do yeah i mean it was good because he loves super mega so much he, I could watch this every day. And we're like, wait, don't you already? He's like, yeah.

And we're like, how would you like to do it for a job? And he started crying. I did. A little pussy. I did. There was a single tear that rolled down my cheek when I got the DM from Ryan on that fateful day almost two years ago.

And it said, hey. The best of editor. It was a shirtless picture of Ryan. He said, how would you like to. And it said, hey, it was a shirtless picture of Ryan's and how would you like to edit Super Mega? Well, it wasn't just shirtless, but we don't really need to get into that. Okay, well, that's totally fine. There's a lot of DMs. It's fine. We have the same kind of DM thread with each other. I've been meaning to talk. We'll talk about it later.

Not on the podcast. But Justin edits all of our Let's Plays. So if you guys watch those Epic Gamer videos with all those epic gaming moments, that's because of Justin. What was the first series you did? It was Spider-Man? Ultimate Spider-Man?

No. No, the first video I ever did was Shaq Fu. Shaq Fu, okay. Shaq Fu Legend Reborn. Yes. That's a tricky one, too. Yeah, that was great. You actually liked that game.

Did you really? I did. Justin, dude, I loved that game. It's good. That's not a joke. You really liked it. No, it's like I actually enjoyed playing it. It fucking sucks. Like, I'm not going to sing's good. That's not a joke. You really like it. No, it's like I actually enjoyed playing it. It fucking sucks.

Like, I'm not going to sing the praises of Shaq here or anything. It's a terrible game. But, I mean, it was fun while it lasted. I got it on the Switch. It's a fun little beat-em-up, right? Mind-numbing beat-em-up. Yeah, it's a very mind-numbing game. It's like the first Thor.

You just turn it on and you just kind of turn your brain off while it's on. You can do that for Thor 2 as well. You can do that. Well, for Matt, that's any superhero movie. I was about to say, like, every superhero movie. Did you know I've seen Iron Man four times, but I've never finished it? The first Iron Man? Yeah.

I've seen it, like, two-thirds through four times. That's, like, the best Marvel film, too. I know it is. I've just never somehow gotten through it. Like, I fall asleep. That's heresy. Grab his legs. Next you're gonna tell me you didn't play halo 3 it's too busy having sex with your dad don't you said it in a song it's it's public i'm talking serious facts here okay i would never have sex with my dad and i did not come on my cat i did not have sex with my cat my penis was nowhere near my cat ryan one of question mark that's the best part

it's like one of who knows how long i might do this one good old shane i'm really gonna go off on this for a while you met shane in the flesh you have justin can we talk about that yeah all right well i mean you already have. I did. That's right. We did. Sorry. We didn't mean to spill those secrets. It wasn't a secret. You guys asked first. It's okay. It's okay. I did meet Shane Dawson. I went to a meet and greet for

I Hate My Selfie. What are you laughing about? Shane Dawson. We all had our Shane Dawson. Okay, yeah. I can't make fun of Justin for it because I literally made a YouTube video addressing his grandmother's death. Come on now.

You ain't got nothing on me in terms of Shane Dawson. Well, you did give me the signed book. The quote unquote signed book. Justin actually has a signed, a legitimate signed one now. I met the man. He gave me a hug. I don't remember what he said. He looked right into my soul. He said, one day you'll edit for Super Mega.

And you were like, what? And you were like, it'll all make sense then. What the fuck is Super Mega? It'll all make sense. And then he kind of like dissolved into a cloud of smoke. Gave you a little kiss on the cheek. Yes. Love you, Justin. That's exactly what happened. It's incredible. It's like you were really there. You want to know something crazy? What? This boy

doesn't even remember 9-11 wait I'm not gonna say oh shit dude yeah it's cuz he's 15 that's crazy dude I'm not 15 how what you're not why are we flying out Dude, someone lied to me. I like how it's the opposite. Dude, Brent's going to be furious. Wait, he's of age? Kidding, Brent. Kidding. No, you're not. Well, I have to say I'm kidding.

It's a legal disclaimer. He was asking me all sorts of questions which you guys left earlier I bet he was dude so okay he's never fucking coming back in the office after that podcast okay okay I saw Brent tonight so we give people the luxury of recording in the

Game Grumps studio you know Game Grumps comes up on screen the text is in gold Brent has a single tier under the logo and if people can't respect that brand Game Grumps comes up on screen. The text is in gold. Brent has a single tier under the logo. And if people can't respect that brand, then I'll fuck them. And so just watch out. Because much like Santa Claus, he will visit the house of every child in the United States.

God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I feel bad for him because he's a great guy. He's helped us out so much of this journey. And then, you know, we turn around and we... Well, here's the thing. Slander is only slander if it's false. Right? That is true, so prove it false, Brent! Yeah, exactly. Get on Twitter.

He goes in front of a fucking jury and they have to smell his cock. Like, smells pretty good to me. Smells like dove soap as soon as you guys left the room he was asking me to sell my socks I don't know why like he just wanted he wanted my socks I had on my feet don't worry about it

he uses them as condoms we don't need to get into that like why he doesn't well I don't think you should probably cut that out he's not gonna like that kind of personal information out there uh i will i will fully solidify that this is the part of the podcast where brent will never be mentioned again for this one podcast well that's a tricky thing just did that's okay i'm putting my foot down if you say so if i i just i'm just

afraid that see i will i i'm afraid the hammer will come down on Brent. The hammer of justice. Well, there's a lot of, there's a lot of things. And he's got to, he's got to slither his way through the justice system as much as he can. Dude, we should. And live the life that he needs to live. We should frame Brent for some, like, horrible crime. You know? Like, we should, we should commit some kind of, like, horrible, like.

Y'all never say, like, how much I've helped y'all. Brent has a big cock but we should also frame him for some like horrible crime like some like like we should leave his dna at the scene of like a double homicide arson or something i could kill this one and then frame it on brad yeah easily yeah because he'd be like like yeah he was asking like before before you know he died this week this one guy was asking him like for his socks yeah yeah exactly tip him off that way and then like we should just get Brent to like, we can get Brent's DNA pretty easy.

I think so. Very easy. Brent, it's for a video. Like, okay, he'll come in a little cup for us. We can, I mean, that's not the ordinary. Brent, can you come in this cup? No, sure, why not? Sure, sure, of course. That's business, you know?

Is this a Brent podcast? Well, apparently, remember when I said I'm putting my foot down and we're not talking? And then we immediately proceeded. But talking about older gentlemen. Last night. No, I think Justin should tell this from his perspective. Okay, yeah, actually, Justin, do this.

Last night, from your perspective, starting with dinner. Well, first off, I think we should go back just a couple days before I came out here. You guys had mentioned that you had something planned. There was a surprise. There was. I was going to be very, very excited. Yes. And I was really nervous because I wasn't, I had no idea what to expect.

So I get out here and everything. Yeah, you seemed like legitimately nervous. I was. I felt bad. I was like, I don't here and everything. Yeah, you seemed like legitimately nervous. I was. I felt bad. I was like, I don't want to actually. I almost thought you thought this was going to be like us three pranking or us four pranking you. Justin, we don't really live in LA, you fucking idiot. The fuck is Wisconsin?

No, but okay. So we go out to this nice Thai place, get some nice food. Delicious. Night market. in West Hollywood. What was that one dish in the bowl with the meat? In the bowl? Oh, it was panang curry, I think. That was so fucking good.

Like an elephant ear. Yeah, it was like fried dough. Mini elephant ear. Delicious. That was awesome. That's seafood. You like the wings, Justin. Dude, those wings. Yeah, dude.

Red bull there was good. You like the wings, Justin. Dude, those wings. Yeah, dude. You know. Red Bull there was good. But so we enjoy a nice meal with the Tucker brothers. Take a nice little walk.

And we tell you to close your eyes. Yeah. Yeah. We walk about 30 minutes. Yeah. And then. It's a long one. I turn around. I'm like, hey, buddy.

Down Sunset Boulevard. You need to shut your eyes. You know, we're in Hollywood. Walking and I'm like, hey, buddy. Down Sunset Boulevard. You need to shut your eyes. We're in Hollywood. Walking through Hollywood at night, by the way. Most people, when they think of Hollywood, they see sparkle. They see glamour. That is not what Hollywood is.

Not at all. Hollywood is one of the trashiest parts. Two YouTubers pissing behind a dumpster. Yeah. That's the best way to describe it, dude. I love Hollywood. Hollywood. I love Hollywood. Hollywood is one of my favorite parts of LA, but at the same time,

it's like, it's definitely one of the worst parts of LA. I didn't feel bad. I emptied my bladder. Dude, no, that felt fantastic. It was behind a dumpster. It was just funny. It was just me and the Tucker brothers walking by.

I'm like, what? We're just looking at our phones, like acting like we're taking pictures. We had to pretend like we were just having a conversation. But our cocks were out pissing the whole time huh yeah yeah but you and i apologize because halfway through ryan was like dude i'm gonna be honest like your piss is spraying all over my and i was like dude i'm sorry it's dark i had no idea like it's funny because you didn't move it

until after your apology but as you were apologizing like your dick was still like your piss was still hitting the same spot. I'm sorry. It's fine. It's just a little piss. Just a little spray. Just a little piss? You know, my legs are dirty from that California air. Exactly. I guarantee you there's more disease in that air than your best friend's piss. Piss is sterile

by the way, may I say. Can't drink too much though. Cannot drink too much. Learn that one the hard way. Continue Justin. I'm sorry, that's like, I'm sorry, that's a positive. You cannot drink too much piss.

It is so fucking good. It's so good. Sorry Justin, continue. Enough, continue. Where the fuck did I leave? We're walking. We're walking into the fucking venue. What are you,

what's your memory like brother? So my memory is not looking at anything. We walk into this, this venue. I think you're about to shoot up the place because he walks in with his head down. With your hood up at first. Your hood was on. You had like sunglasses on.

Your head was down. It's like, Justin, maybe don't look that down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had to kind of chill on that. And we walk into this, what seems to be a comedy club. One could say. One might say. one might even say a factory of laughs yes yes yes uh we get a ticket and immediately as soon as i get a ticket matt

tells me not to look at it so don't look at that yeah so i don't uh we go through we we find a nice little spot to stand uh overlooking the stage and a nice diagonal view. Yes. Probably we were at like, if the stage was mid-clock, we're probably at like 8. We're probably around 8, 8 o'clock to the stage. If the stage is 6, we're a good 9. You think? Oh, we were like directly. Yeah, yeah, we were like directly. Okay, okay.

Side view. Okay. You know, this announcer man comes out, and I wish I could remember exactly how he did it. He's like, okay. Matt, you want this one? You've got a good memory. Yeah, I remember this one.

I hadn't blacked out at this point. He goes, you know, you like Buzz Lightyear. You like Home Improvement. And Justin just licks me. He's like, no. Yeah. He also bet in the Santa Claus. You like Santa Claus.

No fucking way. Then who walks out on stage? But? Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes. The man himself. Walks out. Buzz Lightyear.

Wesley Snipes. He's insane. He's fucking Tim Allen. Tim Allen, dude. And he's fucking plastered. Dude, he was so drunk. Oh, far gone. He was like YMCK.

Oh, yeah. California. The People's Republic of California. Dude, he said that about, I would say, 20 times. Dude, if you had to take a shot in the comedy club, every single time he said People's Republic of California. He would be dead. Like, he'd be on a stretcher. It's funny because it's a play on words, you know?

There's the People's Republic of China, which is communist, and they censor things so he's comparing california to the prc he did shorten it at one point just call it communist california so all right tim allen but you're living here and you have millions of dollars so why don't you move to fucking oklahoma buddy i i think like people are like la is communist but it's like this is where like a lot of fucking rich people make their money. LA is super capitalist, dude. It's like, that's where Hollywood is. You think of what, like the three major, like

if you have two major cities to choose from, even maybe three if you want to, it's New York, Los Angeles and then maybe, yeah. Those are like the two big ones. And then maybe you could argue Miami or Washington, D.C. I don't know about that, but and then maybe yeah those are like the two big ones and then maybe you could argue miami or washington dc i i don't know about that but new york and los angeles are the two opposite coastal huge cities bringing a lot of money big entertainment industry la's got the tech

industry going on there so there's and uh you know new york's got wall street so there's a lot of money being made in both areas. All right, Chairman Sanders. Let's get back to the Tim Allen. Dude, I got to be honest. That was so unfunny. Dude, that was, it was simultaneously the best night of my life. Yeah. The one that I wish I could just forget.

Like, it was just because I, it really hit me that he was just a sad old guy. Complaining. Just complaining when he said, yeah, I do all these kids movies, Buzz Lightyear, Santa Claus, but I fucking hate kids. Stupid little pricks. And he just goes off on how much he fucking hates kids. Yeah. So, guys, childhood ruined. Am I right?

Yeah. Yeah. Kind of made mine better. Can we address the biggest Kramer in the room? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, for y'all. So he said a few things. He said a couple things.

Yeah, he said a couple things. One of the things, well, he did say retarded. He did. Yes, multiple times. He also, I can't say it, so I'll let Microsoft Sam take it away. To Malin, say the very bad N word. He did. The word.

He said the word. The word. Which is funny because the Laugh Factory is where Kramer, you know, had his little moment. Yeah. Insert the clip here. Nope. Not going to put that one in. But that's when Michael Richards made a new scene.

That's the, like, some would argue the best stand-up that's ever taken place in the history of planet Earth. It was an art piece. Dave Chappelle. Honestly, that whole video is like a moment in time. It is. It's a moment in history. That's Cosmo Kramer destroying his life. Like, you think about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

You think about 9-11. You think about Kramer at the laugh factory all big major events that have happened in our time that shape the entire human like these things shape human history like those like like the time magazine it's like pictures from the last 100 years it's like neil armstrong on the moon like the twin towers and like that picture of Kramer on That blurry ass photo of the laugh factory backdrop and you're like ah it's Kramer saying the n-word Okay but like Ryan leans over he's like dude what if he does what Kramer did and then like 20 minutes later He just straight up says the n-word and I was like yeah We just looked at each other like did straight up says the N-word. And I was like, we just looked at each other and we were like, did Tim Allen just say the N-word?

This is not a joke, by the way. Like he legitimately. Like, I know you guys like to spice shit up sometimes. No, he actually like, I was just like, Jax and I were ordering drinks at the time. And we just both looked up from the menu and we were like, did he just? He made several jokes along that line, actually. There was the one about camping and the insects that bite you while you're camping he also made a couple

KKK jokes yeah and he also said the word that starts with F A you know where the rest goes wait did he say that oh several times I don't remember him saying that no no he said that several times oh no he did in the beginning he was like they say I can't say all these words anymore

I mean he like said that like 20 times what did he say He was like, they say I can't say all these words anymore. I mean, he said that like 20 times. I was like, what did he say? He's like, these people take everything these days. Oh, no. Yeah, he said the gays stole the... Yeah, tank tops. Yeah, they stole the word from him. What a great guy.

Like, that's Buzz Lightyear. Like, he has a major movie coming out soon. Fucking Toy Story 4. Dude, he has Last Man Standing. Dude! Have you ever watched that show? No. It's so bad.

Wait, is that the one that that's on ABC or something? That's the one where he works at a sports... It's on Fox now. He works at essentially a... Bass Pro Shop. Yes, I have seen that. It's essentially his stand-up, but he's just not... Yeah, like the last...

He's just a conservative guy. Me and the Tucker brothers like to watch it. That's all it is, just a conservative guy complaining. And he's just like... I forgot, there's literally one of the cold opens is making fun of Hillary's emails and Benghazi. I want to go back and watch Home Improve like i i forgot there's literally one of the cold opens is like making fun of hillary's emails and bangazi i want to go back and watch home improvement and see if there's a tinge of that because i remember watching home improvement and loving it when i was a kid well the funny thing is last man standing is almost it's it's

like he's like the tool man in home improvement last man standing is like i'm the i'm the last man in the world and i'm in last man standing is he working on a car in his garage at all? I don't know. Because he does that through the course of... Tool time. Tool time. Tim the Tool Man Taylor. Well, not in that show. He does it in Home Improvement. Yeah.

This guy knows his Home Improvement knowledge. I watched a shit ton of Home Improvement. I never really watched so much Home Improvement. My exposure to these shows was when I got... Was on Nick at Night, you know? Yeah. I watched those old sitcoms. Did you watch The Nanny?

I didn't like The Nanny. I'm not the biggest Fran Drescher fan. Full House? I wasn't. George Lopez show? Okay. I watched the shit out of some George Lopez. Yes!

I watched the shit out of Full House. Family Matters. Fresh Prince? Yes. A little bit. Not a lot, but I think my top three were Full House. Is it where Carlton got a gun? What?

Carlton got a gun in an episode and Will Smith cried because he was afraid that, he was upset that he drove Carlton to buy a gun. That's the one where he ends up in the stretcher in the hospital. Yeah, and he shows Will

the gun in the stretcher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, that's not a joke. Fresh Prince got fucking deep sometimes. No, there's several times Fresh Prince had an episode where it's like,

oh, Jesus, dude. Like the thing about Will's dad. What the hell, dude? How could you want me, man? several times Fresh Prince had an episode where it's like, oh, Jesus, dude. Like, the thing about Will's dad. What the hell, dude? How could you want me, man? It's like, okay. Yeah, it's like, oh, fuck, dude. Damn. It's really...

Next thing you know, he's hosting YouTube Rewind 2018. Have you seen that new Will Smith movie trailer coming out? What is it, Gemini Man? Yeah. It's like Will Smith versus Will Smith. It's like bald goatee Will Smith versus high top clean shaven Will Smith.

So basically 90s Will Smith versus today's Will Smith? That's what it looks like. They're the same age in the movie I think, but one just looks like I Am Legend Will Smith and the other looks like Fresh Prince Will Smith. I can just see some Hollywood producers just going through stacks

of amazing scripts like, ah, these are all garbage. You know what? Fuck these. looks like Fresh Prince Will Smith. I can just see some Hollywood producers just going through stacks of amazing scripts like, ah, these are all garbage. You know what? Fuck these. Will Smith versus Will Smith. What about the Will Smith movie coming out where he's a secret agent that gets turned into a pigeon? Did it not already come out? I'm sorry, what? Didn't it fly under the radar?

No. It's called, what's it called? Hitchcock. It's an awful name. It's an awful name for a movie. Let me look it up real quick. Y'all remember Hitch? That was some good ass shit.

Kevin James? Yeah, and he kisses him on the lips. Yeah, and then, remember he's in like a Walgreens? Oh, I didn't like that part. That was gross. He's in like a Walgreens or something, and his fucking face swells up because he has an allergy. Yep, yep.

He goes, oh! And then he's back in the theater. Right, dude? Yeah. It's funny. Oh, dude. I heard he's a Scientologist. Will Smith.

Yeah. He's one of those celebrities where it's, like, not confirmed, but it's, like, rumored that they're Scientologists. Like, him. I think Beck. Dude. What? Aaron Hansen.

Aaron Hansen. Well, that's not a rumor. Dude. They must have had to push it back because I remember seeing the trailer for that. It's not out yet? It's not coming until September 13th, apparently. Really? It's called Spies in Disguise. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's it. It's got two Avengers in it and Will Smith. Who are the Avengers? It has DJ Khaled in it, too. Dude, are they, like, blackmailing people to be in these movies? There's no reason, like, big people should be in these movies. Tom Holland's going to be in it. Why?

That's right. He plays the kid. It's got to be blackmail. Oh, man Holland's going to be in it. Why? It's like. That's right. He plays the kid. It's got to be blackmail. Oh, man. They have to be blackmailing them to do this shit. These big actors. Will Smith needs. He hasn't.

What's the last good movie Will Smith was in? What's the one? Suicide Squad? No. Even better was the one where he plays the. What's the one where he's in with like Margot Robbie? Collateral. You're talking about collateral, right? Was that that the football one wasn't that the football one it's like i thought collateral

no collateral is the movie with tom cruise yeah yeah i was about to say collateral is the other movie will smith was in what was that fucking something on uh it i have no idea oh it was called collateral beauty sweet that's a way too intense name retreating from life after a tragedy I have no idea Oh it was called Collateral Beauty Sweet That's a way too intense name Retreating from life after a tragedy man questions the universe by writing Nope wrong one that's a different Will Smith movie Sorry Concussion Oh it was literally just called Concussion

Yeah The movie it's about concussions Okay I'm really looking back Oh I forgot he was in Bright dude Dude do you remember Hancock? You didn't like that? You didn't like Bright? No one liked Bright. Wait, what about, you know what actually wasn't a bad movie

when I saw it was, what's the one about him and his son? Where he's like... The Pursuit of Happiness. Pursuit of Happiness. Spelled wrong. That's not bad. That's not bad from what I remember. It's been a couple years since I've seen it. Did I just say that was a bad movie? I meant to say that's not a bad movie but like I fuck with

Hancock ha Ryan fucks cocks with his hand cause after that I don't know did you like Men in Black 3 I did but I also saw it while I was in I remember I had not seen the first two and for some reason I went and I saw

that in theaters you didn't see the second one? No. That's Johnny Knoxville in it. I only saw Men in Black 3 and- There's two Johnny Knoxvilles. Two. Marco Island, Florida in theaters, so. Abe's gonna be pissed.

Abe's gonna be so pissed. Dude, I'm gonna fuck Phil without his permission. Abe's gonna be so pissed. I'm gonna tie Phil to a meat grinder. BAM! BAM! IS THIS THING REAL?! I'm gonna tie Phil to a meat grinder Bam! Bam! Is this thing real? Is it real?

Dude we put a fucking alligator in In April's pussy Is this thing real? Bam! Abe's gonna be so fucking pissed We circumcised Phil with baby paper scissors. So pissed. The ones, like, with, like, the design in them. Yeah, like the, the, oh, God, they cut in shapes and shit.

Yeah, dude, imagine getting circumcised with that shit. So you just have, like, a little foreskin left, but it's, like, in a nice frilly design. I mean, it'd be better, right? Right, yeah. Thanks, Mom and Dad, for, i had someone recently like legitimately asked me like like fully seriously so how do you feel about your parents decision to have you circumcised and i was like i mean a lot of kids get pissed at their parents like that was my choice that was me you fucking took it away fuck man you can fucking ask it away. Fuck, man! You can fucking ask!

It's gone! It's a piece of me, I don't have your fucking head back! You fucking... I mean, I can't do anything about it, so... Yeah. I don't care. It is what it is. I don't care.

I'll get that therapy to regrow my foreskin. Dude, when I... Don't you wear a suit during nice occasions is all I'm saying. Yeah. Ryan, when... A high cut. What? When the wolf rests at a sculptor's idol do you think it grows back? It has to. Dude.

I never thought about that. You know what I'm saying? Because the wolf comes back in Sekiro. But the wolf came back the very next day. The wolf came back. Thought he was a goner. But the wolf came back The very next day The wolf came back Thought he was a goner But the creeper came back The bitch came back

The very next day I liked it so much better when she's down on her knees Such a good song, man. Tim Allen. It's a really fucking good song. God, it speaks the truth. No one speaks the truth these days but tim allen and he's an everyman buck cherry is that buck cherry no buck cherry is the crazy bitch one i think

right all the songs are not not the crazy bitch one justin this is actually a song called like what crazy bitch um moving on what are we talking about we were talking about something will smith will smith before uh no there was something after Will Smith. Did the funny Bam Margera voice. Yeah. I have no idea. Fuck. I'm going to go on the Super Megacast and destroy my reputation. Abe's going to be so pissed. Dude, I want to have someone from Jackass on our podcast.

Get Bam, dude. He was on a podcast recently. There's that app called Cameo. He recently... Didn't he have a fucking band that was supposed to perform and then they just canceled at the festival or some shit bam has a band something like that i don't know bam's brother does cky okay classic dude 96 quite bitter beans going right back to my middle school days when I would get on my skateboard and try to do an ollie and then hurt my knee and go inside and be like. I always wanted to get in the skateboard.

It's tricky, dude. I should get back into it, man. I'll be one of those little skater kids, you know? Put a beanie on my head. I'll get my fucking, I'll get some like big ass Zoo York shoes. The ones that are like more wide than they are long. Get like the shoes

that Rob Dyrdek wears, like the DC shoes that have the ones that have the rhino on them. Rob Dyrdek has a fucking monster energy tattoo that takes up his whole back. Yeah, he does. It's the fucking like M, his whole back. I wish he was. Yes, he does. I wish it was the one you showed me with the American flag instead of the monster.

That wasn't the American flag. That was the Confederate flag. Oh, was it the Confederate flag? Oh, God. It was like the monster M scratching someone's back and underneath, like, shining through, like, the scratch was the Confederate flag. So that is the American flag. Let me show you Rob Dyrdek's fucking back. Rob Dyrdek tattoo. let me let me show you rob deer deck's fucking back rob deer deck tattoo like only a fucking

middle schooler and a 40 year old man's body would get this shit look at this that's is that that's real that's fucking real look at those ears look at that hat that's him 100 with his big ass oversized snapback his massive zoo york skate shoes dude his snapback is always like five times the size of his fucking head whatever he's wearing it's like always tilting in view and like in view of his vision dude he's fucking proud of that too he's like yes i got a brand's logo on my back takes up my whole back a brand primarily drinking by by seventh graders on field trips that like to say fuck or aaron that wants to record late. Yeah, true. That's a secret weapon.

It is, monster. Monster is a secret fucking weapon. Dude, I can't, like, you know how much sugar I like. It's disgusting to me. Like, you know how much sugar I like. It's way too fucking much. I can't do monster, it's just too much for me. It's a step above Mountain Dew, and Mountain Dew is almost getting too much. Mountain Dew, I actually rarely, I love Mountain Dew, but like, I just don't drink it that much anymore. I used to drink it all the time. I used to drink it

every day. At a food line, it would be a thing where every now and then the people who did Mountain Dew, but I just don't drink it that much anymore. I used to drink it all the time at a Food Lion. It would be a thing where every now and then the people who did stock, someone would go up to the front. It would be me. There's two or three other people that work usually the nights. When we were stocking, it would be like we would just go

and buy everyone a nice cold Mountain Dew so we could just quench our thirst and get prepared to be energized for putting up heavy items like dog food. Dude, that's a fucking, every time I have to go to the store and I have to buy like cat food, I'm like

ah, fuck, it's one of those trips. Especially if I have to get milk in the same trip, you know? It's just like ah, Jesus. Milk and cat food? Yeah. Why does that give you trouble? Because they're both heavy. Like when you have to carry the groceries back to your car and stuff and back inside, it's like, cat food, like the big bag of cat food. Just bring your red wagon. I don't have a fucking red wagon.

What? You do? No, I don't. You don't want to talk about this publicly? Come on, guys. Don't do this. Sorry, man. I don't want to talk about the red wagon.

All right, I'm sorry. Oh, I remember what I was going to say earlier. Back when I worked at Chick-fil-A back in high school i remember i worked with this kid who was like really serious and um just one day my friend jose and i decided to make a facebook event for his like i think his name was like uh what was his name it was like i'll use a fake name i think his name was uh michael well we'll call him Michael. Okay. We made a Facebook event for, like, Michael's re-circumcision party. And we just, like, made a thing that was, like, his foreskin grew back and he's getting it cut off again.

We made, like, graphics and, like, invited all the employees. I remember, like, he messaged me on Facebook. He was like, dude, take this down right now. And he was so mad at me. And I was like, dude, I'm sorry. Sorry, Michael. It was a joke. And he was, like, really upset at work the next day when i was like oh but like looking back it's like okay he was like 24 and this like 17 year old kid is just fucking with him so of course like

something to be proud of though i know right you're foreskin yeah exactly but it's a rite of passage he was not he was super upset you know he reminded me of have you seen the show peep show he reminds me of uh the man i don't think you've seen this show. It's a good show. Really good show. I was watching it this morning. Real funny shit, dude. Dude.

What do you want, a round of applause? For you to edit and just put the sound effect in. No, Justin's is good. Wait, I'll give you some other claps too. That's more work for you to edit than just putting the sound effect in. There you go. I gave you three. I don't need to download the sound effect though.

I just need to cut and then throw them over. It's going to sound really really good. No it won't because I was talking during it so my voice will be going through it. Oh well. It doesn't matter. It's Super Megacast. That's true. Nothing matters on this podcast. There are no rules. Yeah. We're saying it.

We're the guys who were just saying what everyone was thinking you know we'll go there you know where else we'll go to do some fucking ad reads let's do it Justin no part of this you are not contractually

obligated therefore if you are included we could be sued yes don't uh they're not they're not paying you to do these ad reads Justin they're giving the big boys the big dollars, okay? I'll be as silent as I can. Alright, Justin, just sit there and just fucking shirt over his nose and mouth.

Don't worry, you can breathe, Justin. Put in your headphones, listen to some XXXTentacion, relax. Why is that funny? Oh my god, do you see that, Matt? What, up in the sky? Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a that, Matt? What, up in the sky? Is that a bird? Is it a plane?

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What if like the rest of the podcast, we just didn't, we didn't like any cues to jump back in the conversation. I know. Just like we just talk to each other. Can I take the top off? Yeah, you can take it off. Sweet. All right.

We should, we should give each other blood transfusions after this. Dude, I'm so down for that. What's everyone's blood type here? I don't know. I forgot. Is it on our driver's license? No. It says we're an organ donor.

They should put that on your driver's license. I think what we should do is we should just get blood taken, put it in little Ziploc bags, and then cover them up with those dinner trays. Yeah. That you get at fancy restaurants. Just spin them around and then see if they match. Oh, yeah. Just take one, see if they match, and if they don't.

Hypothetical. What would happen if we just started... Cumming. Right now. If we just started cumming right now? If we just started cumming our pants? What would happen if we just started draining your blood, Ryan, into my body? I'd die quickly, man.

That's what happens when you take blood out of someone's body. But my blood is being pumped into Justin's body and his body is being pumped into yours. So our blood is just switching places. That's a really disturbing thing to imagine. Actually, I think that would kill you because unless we have the same blood type then we'd be fine if and we're gonna do it

you know the cosmic coincidence if I would be very interested to see what would happen I would too because what's the benefit is it just like a fun little science experiment you know who else did science experiments in 1942 what the Nazis else did science experiments in 1942 what the nazis yeah they did science they did that kind of science experiment what would happen they were just curious if it's

dude the nazis and the japanese they both did some pretty fucked up the japanese they the americans are all right though hoorah yeah boy yeah who cares if we decimate entire cities and turn them to ash they They were military bases, Ryan. During Tim Allen, Justin kept looking at me. He's like, yep. He's just saying it. He's fucking saying it. Because he was.

He's saying what every working man is thinking. He's saying what we were thinking, man. Out here in liberal fucking California. Ew. Guess what, dude? Yeah. I might be in the People's Republic of California, but there's some thoughts I'm thinking that he's saying. Yeah, exactly. He's just saying what we're thinking. I'm afraid to fucking People's Republic of California, but there's some thoughts I'm thinking that he's saying.

Yeah, exactly. He's just saying what I'm thinking. Everyone's too afraid to fucking say it. I know, dude. Out here with all the fucking soy boys and the vloggers and shit. What's a Twitter? Dude, what's a Twitter? He ragged on Twitter a good bit.

Rightfully so in some cases, I guess, because it is the number one app used to go on witch hunts for specific people. Twitter does suck, but hearing it from Tim Allen, I don't think it's really going to fix much. He's going to have a meeting with Jack from Twitter. Donald Trump had a meeting with Jack from Twitter this week. Did he really? Yeah. He went to the White House and they had a meeting. That's right, they did. No.

Trump was just upset apparently that they deleted one of his tweets. The followers, but I think he was mainly upset that they deleted that video. Oh, they deleted one of his tweets or something. Well, the followers, but I think he was mainly upset that they deleted. Oh, they deleted that video? That he used the Dark Knight soundtrack in. Apparently, I read an article about it.

Apparently, like he just, during the meeting, he complained about his follower count to him. How do we trust these like sources and shit though? It's like a source says this. I don't know. It's like goofy and funny and I want to believe it but at the same time there's nothing to really go on. Dude anything can happen.

Stranger things have happened man. Stranger things. Dude that's a thin wolf heart. Stranger things? Yeah. Am I not important enough to have a meeting with Jack from like dude why am I not verified? Get Jack on the Super Megacast. Have you not

gotten your You can't request itast. Have you not gotten your... You can't request it anymore. You haven't gotten the squad together, though? The squad? Yeah, the one that you usually hire to go to companies and kind of make sure... I'm not going to fucking talk about that on the podcast, Ryan. Okay. That's connecting me to legitimate extortion.

You need to tell them to change their fucking vehicles. PT Cruisers aren't fucking... There's nothing scary about them. So when they pull up, people be laughing. We're talking about the ones that have the tribal tattoos on the side? Yeah. You guys don't think that's scary? No, I'd go with, like, a... The tribal tattoo, like, design on the side, though.

That's, like, badass. Matt, go with, like, one of the bigger models of a Fiat they'll be trembling then oh shit he's got the big Fiat uh oh this is the big one what would you do if we leave the Grumps office and as we're walking outside

there's just a whole gang of shitting their pants I'd be terrified the mafia rolls up in mini coopers but like would you be scared i'm trying to think of the most like non-intimidating car for a mafia like to like collectively drive it's either gonna be mini coopers no dude it's gonna be those fucking punch buggies like the ones that are just like oh yeah it ain't gonna be the motorcycles with the sidecar with the pop and muffler with the horn that's like... Like an aristocrat? And the horn that's like...

It's the ones that... The ones that clowns use. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except it's more like... I really want... Have you ever driven a motorcycle? I've ridden on one. I've never driven one.

Shit, it's scary as fuck. You don't have a license? When did you drive one? I haven't driven one. I've ridden on one. Oh. Yes. Terrifying, dude.

It was really... My dad must have been scared as fuck because I was falling asleep. But when he walked in on me fucking your mom? Yeah, that. But we don't need to talk about that. Anyways, when I was young, my dad took me for a motorcycle ride. And I was pretty tired. And I was falling asleep on the back while like holding

on my dad's shoulders he's like Ryan you're not falling asleep are you I'm like as a kid I'm like I don't want to get in trouble I don't want to I don't want to let my dad down no but like there's a moment where I definitely drifted off and there's definitely a chance I could have just fallen off you could have just yeah Ryan Whoop! Yeah. Ryan? Ah! Oh my God. God bless my dad. Your dad is a sweet fucking man. He's a sweet man. When we did our Columbia show, I got to see him.

God bless him, man. He's a sweet, gentle man. He's looking good, man. He's looking good. Thank you. He's a cute man. He's so cute, man. He really is.

Thanks. Got those little rosy cheeks. Stop. Speaking of motorcycles, have you guys seen... This actually kind of comes full circle. Have you guys seen Wild Hogs with Tim Allen? Yeah, of course. I saw that in theaters with my dad. Wait, did you really? Stop. Speaking of motorcycles, have you guys seen, this actually kind of comes full circle, have you guys seen Wild Hogs with Tim Allen? Yeah, of course. I saw that in theaters with my dad.

Wait, did you really? Yeah. Holy shit, did you really? Yeah, I saw that when it came out. Matt, have you seen Wild Hogs? I have not seen Wild Hogs. Have you not seen fucking Wild Hogs with Ray Liotta, Tim Allen, Kirk Franklin. Kirk Franklin.

Of course he's not in it. Martin Lawrence. John Travolta. It's got William H. Macy's in it. Yeah. Man, he's not in it. Martin Lawrence. John Travolta. It's got William H. Macy's in it. Yep. Yeah. Man, he's not doing too good now. What do you mean?

After the whole, you know. He's in Shameless. Yeah, but didn't his wife get exposed for like the fucking, the like, they like paid to get their kids into like a nice school. Oh, was he wrapped up in that? Yeah. Wait, who is? William H. Macy? Is he? You know that big scandal that's been talking about yeah like the the celebrities

that like i thought the biggest person caught from that was the full house aunt i thought so too no i'm pretty sure are you spitting lies and you might be slandering the good man william h macy right now i would never slander on this i thought i would have seen something i was gonna come on their podcast but uh their little fucking editor was saying some shit about me. I wanted to guest on the Animal Crossing. What would you call this? I'm going to search William H. Macy and see if he comes out. Bribery. Why wasn't William H. Macy charged in a college bribery scandal like his wife?

Do you guys see what I have to put up with here? Well, he wasn't charged. His wife was. Which is what I said. He was probably just wrapped up in it, though. I didn't hear you, Justin. See? See? You could have said anything

who knows I come out here I want to visit my friends I want to be on the podcast I want to see friends you know the channel who are you visiting

that's a bold statement you have friends out here I guess not are you going to visit some people while you're out here yeah what's going on if you want us to drop you off at some friends place

just let us know you're out here for work. Look how comfortable Justin is, putting his feet up on the Grumps couch. Yeah, cool, dude. Put your shoes on the couch, dude. We're going to definitely tell Brent and Aaron. Yeah? Matt's earned his spot.

Shut the fuck up. Justin, I can put my shoes on the couch. Okay, here. I'll just chill here. Justin, you can't put your hat on the couch like that. What is this? The Gatorade logo dude this is sick hat it's the fucking Gatorade logo what's his head smell like sniff that shit My bad doesn't smell like anything Hand me that shit like it doesn't have like a like a hair smell you know

Doesn't smoke anything smells like any other hat cuz I keep that shit clean, bro. You keep that hair clean, buddy. You know? Cleaner than Brent's penis. Well a lot of things are, Ryan. It's not hard to be- You just disrespect me by putting my hat on my head for me. Yeah, you were just like, what? Ryan like sniffs it and then just puts it back on Justin. That's like straight up just disrespect.

That's not disrespectful. That's disrespect. Maybe where you're from, Justin, but out here that's- It's like an endearing thing.'s like it's like fixing someone's tie where justin froms that's like where justin's from that's like looking someone like in the eyes to initiate a fight it's like very demeaning like here you go little guy that's just how we say hey just we all just beat the shit out of each other here in the people's republic of california dude uh that's like a very endearing friendly thing yeah you flash this the soy boy smile and you put a hat on someone's head it's a brave new world out here man it's crazy

it is right can you believe Christmas is illegal here dude that was that was crazy all the anti Christmas shit sorry we're gonna cut this out are we gonna talk about cause we talked about Tim Allen but I noticed we skipped the part

cause we didn't talk about when he pulled his penis out. Yeah, he pulled his cock out on stage. Can we get in trouble if we talk about that? He was like, if I see anybody, I'll know who. That's the thing. If we talk about that, he's going to know exactly where it came from. The people deserve to know, though.

I mean, we paid to get into his show. If he pulls his cock out on stage drunkenly and shows everyone that's I guess part of what we paid for and he they really made a point the venue to like they don't

take pictures don't tell people about that yeah but um to you guys I I'd say let's just we already passed by the tamale and stuff we don't need to bring like treasure back yeah

okay okay that's fine sorry sorry uh so pick a do like a be something funny not something funny i went to okay tonight well first of all you were seeing armenian flags because it's actually um this week was the i think the day that armenians um came to be god created them on this day. It was Armenian birthday day. Every Armenian person's birthday was this week. 100 years ago, God made Armenians.

Snapped his fingers. You've seen some Armenian flags this week in LA because a lot of Armenian people in LA. And this is the week they commemorate the genocide. Is that the right word? Commemorate? They remember the genocide. Commemorate? They try to say, not commemorate. I'm getting my words confused. It's the? They remember the genocide. Commemorate? They try to say, not commemorate.

I'm getting my words confused. It's the day they remember the genocide. They recognize. They recognize. And they're like, Turkey, recognize it. And Turkey's like, I don't think it happened. They don't want Turkey to recognize it. I think they'd love, well, of course they do, but I think they'd really like it for the United States to recognize that there was a genocide of their people.

Which we don't. They had a massive, there was a big march outside the Turkish embassy the other day by Armenian people to Turkey. I like how like there's a big thing with the United States where it's like most people in the United States don't think that way, but we have to say it diplomatically to stay friends. Like how Taiwan isn't Taiwan. it's just china what can you believe that what are there any other instances like that where like we have to say israel and palestine that's a big one yeah um guys send us some good palestine memes but But, I just want to update everyone.

I'm excited to have a McDonald's meal soon because Justin said, Can I come? Yes. Yeah, you can come. He said,

if I beat Sekiro for a sixth time, which I'm close to doing. While I was visiting. While I was visiting. I'm staying at Ryan's dojo. So, I said, if you beat Sekiro

for a sixth time while I'm here, I will buy him a wonderful McDonald's feast. And he has been just pretty much just decimating the game. I've been laying rope, dude. Dude, I go to bed and he just gets on Sekiro. I'm not even kidding. The first night I came in, I went to bed and he just got on Sekiro and just did like, how many bosses did you do that night?

Just one or two? No, because I started before... Oh, I did... Like three? No, four. Three or four. It's like your drug, you know? I really like the game.

It's really good. Have you guys talked about how the games Ryan gets? Yeah. Like straight up gamer moment. Dude, Red Dead 2 came out. Well, you told me the other day you were how like you were on the phone with Ryan once and he just went silent for like three minutes and all you could hear was like heavy breathing and the clicking of the Xbox controls. Is there, let me remake it really quick. Okay, okay, hold on.

We'll get on some Halo 5 Warzone, okay, every now and then. And, you then. Ryan goes gamer mode. He's got to focus. He's got to go full stop. I see it when we record. I zone in. I can't think of... I can't multitask that well. I'm a man. Men

can't multitask as well as women apparently. That's science. That absolutely is science. Tiny man brain. Exactly. We have bigger penises than them. Go ahead, Justin. The girls not have. Stop. Let's knock it off.

Continue. Continue. So we'll just be gaming. Okay, just having a good time. You'll just be gaming? Yeah, we already know that, Justin. Something wrong with that, Matt? No.

Just like. No? There's a lot of the like... A lot of the comedy is like in our facial expressions. That was great. But y'all can't see it. Sorry, Justin. Continue with your explanation of how I go gamer mode while you're talking to me on the phone. No.

Not on the phone. Whenever we're playing games, dude. Whenever we're playing games dude whenever we're playing sorry transparency sorry i simplified it so it'll just be just be silent for a bit and i'll ask ryan what he's doing no response silence and then just just gaming or just let me do it Let me see if I can recreate this. I'll just kind of be like... Yep, yeah, that's it.

That's it, that's it. That's better. I've heard it before. Gone on you with the pick and roll. Young Laflame. He in gamer mode. Dab. Spoiler warning.

Hulk dabs. Does he really? Can we... We're not spoiling much by saying that, right? How was it, by the way? How was endgame? Dude, wait, Hulk dabs. Does he really? We're not spoiling much by saying that. How was it, by the way? How was Endgame? Dude, wait, wait, okay. Would you believe me if I told you that Fortnite's in the movie? Fortnite's in the movie and the Hulk dabs. Fortnite is in the movie.

Yes. Seriously? Yeah. I'm not going to spoil anything major, but we will say that... Thanos plays Fortnite and says the N-word. Josh Brolin confirmed it. Thanos pulls out his cock and uses it as his weapon. But, yeah, those are two things that are definitely in the movie.

And if you think we're joking, go and see it yourself. That's not too spoilery to say, is it? What, that's Fortnite? Like, oh, dude, you know what? You know what? You fucking spoiled this Fortnite movie. When we saw Hulk dab, it was like opening a third eye. Yeah.

It was the craziest shit. He even says it as he's doing it. Dab, dab. I had no interest in seeing it, but... Of course not. I might have to now. I don't know if you... Not for just that. Just wait.

I'll show you the scenes. Is there a way I can just like, could someone cut all the Avengers movies down to like a 10 minute thing for me so I can just blast through the whole thing? Like, okay, that makes sense. Of course. Like the show Lost, I used to be really into Lost when it was airing on TV. And I remember like in between or before the final season, they made like a summary of the entire show storyline up to that point, like five minutes.

And it was like, it was really like, Jack does this kate does this jack and it's like that quick and they just go through the whole thing and it was uh i would love that like a channel that just does that summaries of like move fuck i'm gonna start that you know that i'm gonna make a channel that just makes incredibly quick summaries so it's like you want to catch up on like ign's uh like blank blank in 10 minutes or whatever? Oh dude that's a whole hidden market for YouTube right there. Did IGN already do this?

There's a lot of people with games or movies and they come out it's like Harry Potter in 10 minutes. I don't know if there's a channel dedicated to it though

where I want to do it the fastest summary humanly possible like read it out super fast like perfect it. Yeah you could do that. Like 30 seconds. Yeah, you could do that. Imagine I can do a summary of the whole Bible.

Can someone do that? Can someone just do a very good summary of the entire Bible within two minutes? Would that even be possible? God makes Earth. Man bad. Drown man. Man come back. Man still bad.

God say, son go. Son go. Son leave. Son get stuck on cross. Man saved. Man saved. Man not so bad, but still bad. Right?

But forgiven man is. Yes. Good. That's it. Great. And then there's the part with like the locusts and the dragons. And then there's some incest thrown in there with uh

was it Abraham? Doesn't he fuck his daughter or something? Justin. That no. No no no no that's wrong. No no no no. Abraham uh his two daughters try to rape him. Is that right? Yeah cause he's drunk in his tent. Yes. Right and he's naked. Well they try to get him drunk.

They're trying to get their dad drunk. It was a different time, dude. Well, this is after the dude saw his wife turn to stone, so you know he was on something different. Yeah, dude, he was fucked up after. Dude, if I saw my wife get turned to stone, I'd be like, fuck, man. Sorry, a pillar of salt. Sorry, that's an important distinction. A pillar of salt? Fucking kid, not a gay. It's because they were running away from Gay Town.

And then... Sodom? Yeah. What if from gay town. Sodom? Yeah. What if in the Bible Sodom was just called gay town? Dude! Bro, gay town? I love that there's a story in the Bible where an angel comes to a town, and then all the men in the town want to rape the angel,

and so they have to hide the angel in this house. I didn't know that! Yeah! how literally like like long story short there's a town in the middle east where men are butt fucking so god's like no and just destroys the fucking town with fire but get this like what the hell all the men want to rape and have sex with this angel but abraham offers his daughters instead and that shows god that he is a loyal servant. What a hero, dude. Dude, rape my daughters instead. Don't rape this person I don't know. Rape my daughters. It's an angel, Matthew.

Sorry. It's a celestial being. How would you feel? I'd be like, really, Dad? Like, for real? Seriously? You couldn't have offered just one of us? You had to do both?

Like, you couldn't even just be like, no, take this one daughter. But he's like, nope, take both. Just take them both. Someone correct me, but I'm pretty sure that's how that story goes. There's someone in the comments right now, actually, this never fucking happened. Get your fucking Bible knowledge. Actually, this angel was asking for it.

He was wearing a tank top and a loose skirt. Oh, was it a male angel? Yeah. Oh, I forgot, because Sodom is where they did the butt sex. Yes. That's where butt sex started. It's called sodomy for a reason. Yeah. I lovedom and gomorrah what's gomorrah what's good is there a gomorrah sodom and gomorrah what is it let me see gomorrah is scissoring that's where all the lesbians were what is what is the gomorrah part in that they were both they

were sister cities right i guess literally it's, yeah, here's a city with gay people. And God just destroys it. He's like, ah, fuck this. But he doesn't want the people to look back. Oh, by the way, the men don't end up raping anybody. I think they get out of the city. That had to be awkward at dinner that night with the daughters and the father. Like, he's trying to, like, brush past it. And they're all quiet.

He's like, so, uh. Imagine being so dedicated to your father that after being willingly, like by his own will, willingly offering up his two daughters for rape, that they then are so attracted to that decision that they want to in turn rape him. Well, wasn't there a reason? And bear his children. Did they want to bear his children? Yeah.

But wasn't it for like money or something? Like, like they, they wanted to, they didn't, they didn't want to just like have sex with them to have sex. Like there had to be some kind of ulterior i don't know their intention matt i don't know them dude maybe there's horny you know dad that was really courageous what you did today why don't you have another what do you have another glass i i think i think somebody deserves a little something bible just justin it's in the most holiest of i didn't come up with that i didn't come up with that shit don't don't tell me that's bible so it's okay yeah it is well the new testament the new testament is let's put the

old testament that's different ignore it I know dude churches don't they don't they just like god was mean back the jews don't forget the old testament no the jews like new testament y'all on some crazy shit with that and then and then and then there's an even newer testament which is the book of mormon and even then christians are like that's that's goofy so there has to be a step above mormonism in the christian we'll do it you and i you and i we got to create the fourth fucking book yeah that would have if we make the fourth book that would that would be we'd have to acknowledge that like mormonism is correct yes so by definition we'd have to be mormons just build on top of that right like we like the thing is it's like we wait wait even in the christian faith though uh jewish people are the god's chosen people so they are all saved no

matter how much they sin or easy dude what the fuck i want to be jewish what the hell they got it dude they don't have to worry about going to hell. That's what someone told me at my church. I'm like, so are all Jewish people saved? And he's like, yeah, by default. I'm like, oh, fuck. They got it on easy mode, dude. I didn't say that at the time because that would be a sin. We got it set to hard mode, dude.

That's white males in California. Man, this doesn't get any worse than that, dude. I know, right? Jeez. Fucking communist California. Y'all want't get any worse than that, dude. I know, right? Jeez. Fucking communist California. Y'all want to close this shit off in prayer? Yeah.

Are we? Dear God, thank you for bringing Justin here safely through Spirit Airlines. Yeah. The most holy of those airlines.

Thank you for bringing Matt and I together to create Super Mega so we could meet Justin and have all three of us together in this trifecta of wonderful human beings on this podcast. Thank you for the fans. Thank you for Tim Allen. Yeah, thanks for that, God. Thank you for Sekiro.

Thank you for Last Man Standing on Fox. Master Chief. Just got renewed for a new season. Definitely thank you for Steve Irwin. I just want to go ahead and say that this podcast is dedicated to Steve Irwin. Okay. While yes, I do want to do that. I feel like something better without us talking about rape in the Bible.

Well, I think it's only fair if we do dedicate this one to the couple that they were doing the Super Mega Drunk Driving Challenge. Oh, yeah. That's unfortunate. Sorry, Venice and Bard. Y'all were great in that challenge. Yeah. But in thou holiest of names, amen.

Amen. Amen. Amen.