supermegashow - EP 142 - The P Word

Episode Date: June 1, 2019

We talk grown-up-no-no videos, Matt's nasty apartment, and try to imitate each other's laughs (wow!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I'm here now. You started before I even got a chance to comfortably position myself? Every now and then I have to start it while you're on your way in the room. Thanks, man. It's a really good friend, man. Yeah. I'm just kidding. I don't mind.

It's all right. Well, we got some good news today. We got some very big news. But hold your breath when we announce it because there's a lot to be done still. We have officially... Drum roll? Drum roll? Smack on your desk because you listen to this or your dashboard We have officially Drumroll. Drumroll. Smack on your desk

because you listen to this or your dashboard. Do it with us. We have officially found the location for the Super Megaplex. The address is Just kidding.

We got it. We got our office. We got the Super Megaplex. Yeah, we just need to Now, we're not going to be able to do anything with it until next month. Yeah, because we are

going on tour next week for our Northeast tour, and that's like honestly the last big roadblock we have before we're truly on our own and just trying to kick ass with this channel. It'll probably take another month to honestly set the whole thing up and get operations running, but

we are moving along. We just wanted to keep you guys up to date so you know that we're just not like yeah, Super Megaplex, we're gonna get an office or something maybe we've been we're busting our asses trying to find one me and ryan and jackson have been booking tours left and right of of places we have been talking to realtors left and right shooting emails trying to find a place we finally found a place it's perfect um cannot wait to move in we move in next month uh we'll shoot videos of setting it up and we'll shoot videos we'll do a tour. It's perfect. Cannot wait to move in. We move in next month. We'll shoot videos of setting it up and we'll shoot videos. We'll do a tour once it's done, a tour video.

But it's exciting, guys. It's the dream is coming true. And we want to say thank you to all of you who support us, whether by watching, whether by buying merch or coming to live shows. The next tour, like all that, all the money, all the proceeds. Coming up soon. All the revenue is going to go straight into the office. We're using all of this money from the tour and the merch and stuff right back into Super Mega so we can

make it the best possible. Cannot wait. Yeah, it's so exciting. By the way, tickets are still on sale. Get them while you can. New York and Pittsburgh, I think. on sale. Get them while you can. New York and- 406 shows are sold out? New York and Pittsburgh, I think. Okay. Or Philly.

I don't remember. On our website, it says- Is it Brooklyn and Philly? Yeah, Brooklyn and Philly or Pittsburgh. Maybe. Just go look at the links. Just go look. Those are both 21 plus shows, though.

So you can only come if you're of drinking age. Because that's the venue's rules, not ours. So blame us. We're the ones who chose the venue. No, we're not. Blame Real Good Touring. Yeah, Real Good Touring. They stole our souls.

Blame Brent directly, yeah. And his stinky ass dick. His stinky, stinky penis. That thing. God, you know, every time we come in the office to record, I'm hoping he's not here so we don't smell it. But even when he's not here, you know when he's been here within the last six hours because that still lingers.

He was just in a corner kind of wafting himself he it's like he likes like it's like a high off it yeah but you probably could get a high off it if you got close enough because it's so uh this or rain melting yeah i'm sure it's like it's like huffing paint you know bren gets his stench into a bag and goes but since we've uh I guess since last podcast, we have started a new series, which we hope y'all enjoy. Started yesterday. Yes, sir. Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom. I fucking love that game.

We have like six episodes of that already recorded and more on the way. I do want to say apologies. There won't be a lot of double uploads or anything in the next, through the rest of may because we even though we normally don't do double uploads but they the uploads are going to be spread a little bit spread thin possibly we're going to try to shoot for every day but uh prepping for going on tour we've been working really hard shooting videos for our live show let's try to get everything set up with this it's a super megaplex yeah and uh also on that same note we have a something very big coming next next month that we don't want to spoil yet, but we've been doing a lot of work on it. It's not the John Cena music.

Dude, Timely Meme. Oh, man. Dude, Tucker found that song like four weeks ago and was like playing it all day. I saw him like showing it to people. I was like, Tucker, did you just step out of like a time machine from 2012 where he rips open the green screen and his face pops?

He's like John Cena. Tucker just discovered troll face. It's pretty epic. He's firing all of his lasers. But yeah, we have something big coming at the beginning of June that you guys have been asking for for a while. Very exciting.

We just have so much in the works and just so much shit that we've wanted to jump on and make real that we haven't really had the time or the space to do. And now we have the space and after tour, we will have the time. And the second half of 2019 is going to be really when it's going to start kicking off because you know this month go on tour in june it's going to be setting up and getting everything working at the super megaplex while also trying to put out content for you guys at the same time then hopefully by the beginning of july we'll be in a comfortable place where we're going to start pumping out that delicious content with.

And not just, I know what you're saying. You're putting out content now. But we're talking about more than just Let's Plays and podcasts. We're going to be pumping out. Well, oh, shit. Never mind. I don't want to give anything away. I know what you're talking about in June now.

I thought you were talking about something else. But there are two things. Actually, I wasn't even thinking about that. We got two things coming in June. There's one big one and one really big one yeah so a lot a lot of big shit people will be very excited trying not to spoil people you know yeah y'all y'all can guess y'all put the guesses in the comments some big stuff coming in june and we have some big plans for later in 2019 some big projects we want to do um i really do want to i want to do a live action dnd show saying forever we should do that later in 2019 that's that's in the works i really honestly believe that will

happen either near the end like near christmas probably either near christmas or honestly it would be saved to the beginning of 2020 because there's a lot of shit that we have planned on doing and that show we want to actually be like real fucking good yeah like we're thinking about for that show like maybe getting like a film crew to help us shoot it like because the thing is um you guys are legit so fucking supportive that you guys help us sell out shows and buy merch and show up at our streams when we rarely do them and like because you're watching the videos like we actually finally are able to put money back into super mega and like make some cool shit and we're funding the content you are you see yeah so uh if you stop watching fuck you you're not gonna get any

more cool content so if you have a friend that stopped watching super mega show them this podcast that's the weird dichotomy right yeah it's like you're in a sense the fans are helping us by uh kind of they're they're letting us they're giving us the ability to make the content we want but at the same time we're making the content for them but not like beat by beat for them like they're not like i don't want it i never want it to i never want there to be confusion between we're always going to make the stuff we want to make yeah and so that I just want to put that out there but I think there's a big overlap in what we want to make with what the people want yes yeah I'm so excited guys like I'm I'm really like

if we stop making what we love to make we're gonna have any fun making it well I think that's like I never want to become one of those like YouTube channels that i like just pump shit out just to make money or like where it's clear that we don't enjoy doing what we're doing yeah like i think we're young uh and like we kind of dropped everything in our lives to pursue this like our college degrees halfway through we're like ah fuck it and it took a while to get to this point yeah like we went through a lot we we had a lot of crazy experiences to get to this point. Yeah, like we went through a lot. We had a lot of crazy experiences to get to this point where we are in Super Mega. And it's all because of you guys

and we're so happy. And the most important thing, more important than like subscriber count, revenue, stuff like that, is just that Ryan and I have a fun time doing it because if we don't enjoy doing it, then what's the point? We would just do something else.

We're not just going to show up and get handed a script and shoot something to make money. It's like we want to do series that we find genuinely fun. Otherwise, we'd be doing like, you know, you laugh, you lose challenges and shit like that. We want the content on our channel to always be coming from our brains. Well, I want to make stuff that we're proud of. It's like I want to look at the channel and be like,

yeah, this is what I make and I'm really proud of it yeah um and you guys are so cool to support that so thank you so much we love you so much but enough of jacking ourselves off over here what you weren't jacking off no i mean i couldn't now i feel uncomfortable i was jacking off that whole time shit i'm sorry fine let me just okay no there's no use to it you don't have to answer this but jackson and i were curious yesterday and i i brought it up and he goes this is something i've actually thought about a lot okay we were curious uh-huh it's no secret ryan mcgee is a man who likes to crank it every now and then right of course I do like to masturbate it is a very enjoyable experience for me how fast can you

can you do it like if you're on a time limit like honestly how quick do you think you could you could pop one off god I don't know honestly like Jax and I were like you think like 15 seconds he can fire a round off if I if all the stars align.

The families in the car are like, Ryan, come on. We got to get going. Families in the car, I happen to see that one image that's like, oh, shit. I'm really in the mood. As I said, all the stars are aligned. The stars are aligned. Fuck, I don't know. I want to say I can achieve a minute. I want to say i can achieve a minute i want to say i can achieve

that oh do you really think i could fucking pull one out in 30 seconds dude have you never done that no really no because time goes by faster than you think i've i've there have been times where i've i have i think i think i've i've shot a round off within a good 20 seconds. That's happened like twice in my life. 20 seconds? Yeah, I'm like, how did I do that? All right. But it's possible, man.

I want to say I've definitely done. If you have the motivation, you can do it. I've definitely been under a minute at some point. Definitely. Honestly, that's the best, though, because then you don't have to waste time. You can just fire it off and then be done. Because no one likes to waste time masturbating. It's good time. You could be learning something or exercising. Wait, wait, wait no one likes to waste time masturbating. It's like, it's good time.

You could be learning something or exercising. Wait, wait, did you say waste time masturbating? It's, it's, masturbation is not a waste of time, Matthew. It's one of the most useful uses of time. God gave us time. Well, if in that case, you could say playing video games is a waste of time or watching movies is a waste of time. You say playing video games is a waste of time or watching movies is a waste of time you know what nothing is a waste of time with porn you're enjoying art true

first off you're enjoying someone else's work you're enjoying the form of the human body you're you're enjoying okay you're enjoying all the people like the cameramen um the set designers all that stuff i appreciate the cameraman more than the the porn actor and then you have to appreciate the porn actors who are actually doing you know putting in physical effort towards this and then you have to appreciate the feeling it gives you it creates this this mental and physical euphoria that is unmatched by uh by regular movies or games see exactly exactly slap some titties vagina some balls and some scrote in there balls and scrote scrote, guys. Well, the skin. The balls are separate from the balls are not the scrotum.

That's true. That's true. Balls by themselves in porn would be very shocking with no scrotum. Yeah. But if that's what you're into, we're not going to shame you for that. We actually know a porn cameraman or ex-cameraman from porn. And he was telling us that it actually actually is uh kind of boring and uh pretty gross because he said you'd be in a small room with a sound guy and some people fucking it would get real hot and stuffy in there and smell like balls sex smells yeah it uh not bad well ask

brent brent definitely knows well there's a difference there's a big difference with that actually brent sex doesn't smell because of the sex. It smells because of his penis. We all know, yeah. But you know, back in the time thing, Ryan, it's like people will look at your life. You know, your parents, for example, they see you playing video games as a kid and they're saying that's a waste of time. What's really a waste of time? Doing something you enjoy that's bringing you happiness or doing something but someone else others happiness right right if you're if if uh you're on like my free cams like

i am yeah ron you gotta start on my free cams page i just you getting tokens and just flicking the bean i don't even have to do that there's some there i bet you there's some no there definitely are girls who like are more lewd than nude of course i just sit there and talk i can just sit there and talk i think recently guys recently uh did you imagine just hey hey guys just waving dead rising three on my free cam instead of twitch yeah we should just uh you know if like youtube syncs which it will one day just switch over to to MyFreeCams. Just upload all of our Let's Plays to break.com. OnlyFans. Hey guys, go check out our OnlyFans page for our newest Let's Plays.

We could do that and just review porn. Check out our Sin Jared profile. Dude, I really want to do a porn review series where we sit down and commentate while watching a porn. Like a riff track, but for porn. Because Jackson and I have this talent for finding weird porn. And we have a whole Google Doc for it. But we showed you one we found recently. One that you can't even play the audio of.

There's definitely... I truly believe that it would be an incredible series if you and I just like commentated over a porno because I have a big list of good ones. Let's start a series that's hosted on Pornhub where we can play NSFW porn games and watch porn and react

to it. If Pornhub wanted to help sponsor that, I'd be so into that. Pornhub, if you're interested in hooking up with your boy Super Mega. Pornhub hooks up with Super Mega. Let's make it happen. I know most of the employees from Pornhub listen to our podcast. And a lot of the actors and actresses on Pornhub also watch Super Mega.

We're the number one porn star podcast that porn stars and sex workers listen to. Do you think porn stars legitimately watch us? We've been reached out to by porn stars before saying that they're fans. Would you say cam girls are porn stars or do you think porn stars are separate than cam girls? Well, it's a separate environment. It's a different environment. What do you define porn as?

Is porn sex? I guess, yeah. Okay, then cam girls are, it's a part of porn. It's under the porn genre. It's under the umbrella of pornography, right? Because they're doing sexual things unless you're ryan mcgee's my free cams you're just playing dead rising i can just imagine it now porn star freshly fucked on set walking away to wipe the sweat from their brow they put in their headphones and as

they get their makeup done on again they're listening to to the super mega cast or or even better uh battle for bikini bottom part three yeah Yeah, like, you know how like male porn stars between scenes will just have to like watch porn to kind of like keep it up, keep it going. I like to imagine that they put the headphones in and they watch SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom by Super Mega, the Let's Play series in between scenes to keep it going. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain it's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small well whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality

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are filming their scene there are other porn stars that like have to like stay motivated they're just fucking behind camera they're just like just gotta keep it up just gotta just gotta keep it up just gotta keep going yeah dude we should become it's just a job i would love to honestly like you and i write and direct and edit a pornography like a film not like a not like a hardcore one like like nothing too nothing too too vulgar but like we get to write the story. We get to pick the actors. And we get to edit it ourselves. Because, you know, we'd edit it weird as fuck.

We'd put our editing spin onto a porno. All of our sound effects. Yeah. All of the... And, you know, we'd put ourselves in it. Not as the... We could premiere it on Pornhub. Listen, guys.

Like we said, Pornhub. We're giving you so much... We'll direct an adult film for you guys. We'll write it, shoot it, edit it. We won't do the sex, but we can still have cameos of ourselves in it. Maybe Ryan and I will be wearing polos eating sub sandwiches in the background. We'll be wearing polos with the Pornhub logo on it. Yeah, and I'll have a Pornhub hat also in Silver Lake

which is a part of LA there is a like rehab van like for like a rehab clinic called Recovery Now and their logo is literally just the Pornhub logo have you seen it it just but it says Recovery Now and they're not obviously they're not trying to like parody the logo because it's for rehab and they're not trying to like make it look it's for rehab. And they're not trying to make it look like that. But clearly, someone along the line accidentally copied the Pornhub logo with that one. It's orange. It's got the box. It looks just like it.

Pornhub has a great logo, I gotta say. Pornhub, if you send me gym shorts with the Pornhub logo stitched in. Guys, fuck, we don't have a P.O. box set up right now. Pornhub, we really want you to send us some gifts. I will wear your merch. I do have to say, I did see a guy recently wearing a Pornhub t-shirt in public, and I thought, I saw it. I was like, all right, well, that's. I would love gym shorts or a hat.

I'd wear a Pornhub hat. I think I would love a hat. I don't know if I'd wear a shirt. That's a little bold to wear, like, a porn website shirt in public. I'd wear a shirt at home as a night shirt. Yeah, or, like, a shirt for while. It's a shirt to clean up after you crank it, you know? No, it's black.

It'll show up. True, true. Gotta get those tube socks or tighty-whities to splooge into. Or just Kleenex, you know? Nah. We've spent an obscenely long amount of time very early into this podcast talking about pornography. Perfect. Yeah.

Which leads us into um our next conversation conversation how excited we are for john wick three god that comes out today that's out now is it i thought it comes out on thursday well i'm talking about like when the podcast oh yeah which is today is friday the 17th so it's out how's everybody liking john wick 3 and the john wick fortnight event y'all that john wick fortnight event it's got to be out by now right it's got to be crazy dude we watched all right let's let's talk about this so we haven't had an office space so we've been meeting up at different places around la to kind of get super mega work done you know coffee shops ryan's place my place which my place it disgusting right now. We'll get into that in a minute.

Yes, we will. I even. Yeah. Yeah. And basically we went over to Ryan's and we did a bunch of super mega work the other night. But then we were like, dude, let's watch John Wick 2. And we watched John Wick 2 and it was like, I fucking love John Wick. John Wick is such a good movie series, dude.

I can't get enough. And I'm so excited for John Wick 3. It's just always moving. It's like, it starts with the action. I love how the hero can get hurt. You know, he's not invincible, but he can get hurt himself. And just the, it's the perfect action movie. Like, there's nothing about John Wick I don't like.

I have to agree with you there, brother. And I think John Wick 3 will be the best yet. He's on a horse. They have Catwoman in it. He's excommunicado. Excommunicado. In three. In one hour.

Two. One. John Wick is now excommunicado. Three. Two. One. Reach to the stars and buy candy bars. Ride the kid with a knack for adventure.

bars ride the kid with a knife for john wick this is the theme song for john wick three i hope they open the movie because he has a dog yeah he has the dog uh anyway you want to talk about my place how dirty it is it's pretty bad right now fucking disgusting it's a one person place that three people are living in right now excuse for for for the amount of mess that is that it is in for the state that it's in i don't think that's that's a proper excuse just know this is not like how it normally is this is one of those like once a year where your place you know like once a year your place probably gets to that point where it's like very rare but every so often your place will hit that state where it's like, Jesus Christ, how did my place get this messy? My place right now looks like, you know, in the hangover, uh, after the big party. Yeah. It's kind of like that minus, uh, the tiger and replace the tiger with a

bunch of flies. Instead of a nice hotel room, think of a Los Angeles apartment. Uh, and there's, thank God Jack, Jackson, I took the trash out in several trips today it was pretty fucking bad we were cleaning the fridge out and uh you found barbecue sauce from 2017 yeah i ought dude i think and and you and you found leftovers from last year's thanksgiving feast so this sounds really bad and you're like you cleaned no listen i have i have several times i have how do you i have cleaned the fridge leftovers from thanksgiving they were in a tupperware i oh god i listen i have cleaned the fridge since since november it's may i have i have the fridge has been cleaned i don't know how those got in there someone's pranking me they put they put old leftovers in

there they went back in time to my thanks party, hid it in the closet, and when we were gone, stole our food and put it back. The barbecue sauce. I don't know how that happened. You left it in there and forgot about it and didn't check the dates. I swear I've used that sauce since then, though. Ew!

If that's true, that's probably why you feel like shit every day you've been slowly poisoning yourself with barbecue sauce and thanksgiving leftovers like why do i feel like shit man y'all harrison you want some dinner yeah what do we got i got some uh some stuffing and uh instead of coffee you just pour barbecue sauce in the sugar packet into a cup yeah are you gonna judge me for that at this point it's so potent and probably would give me the same kind of buzz as a cup of coffee like um That barbecue sauce had to be from when we lived together Yeah, definitely like that barbecue sauce probably was in our apartment when we lived together if it expired in August 2017 you buy barbecue sauce

We had that same type of barbecue sauce barbecue sauce we we had that same type of barbecue sauce in our apartment because i bought like a shit ton of barbecue different types of barbecue that probably was yours and i probably just took it when we moved out like you steal other people's bread what i i stole bread from the rich ryan whoopty i'm fucking i'm robin hood dude you're really gonna you didn't give to the needy you gave to yourself i am the needy i was hungry no you are needy but you're not in need of anything i was in need of that bread ryan you've seen you've seen me dude i need some fucking weight i need some bread on my bones you need some meat on your bones i need some bread on these bones i need to clean my place that's that's that's a goal it's bad right now

you you came about you walked in my room you're, are you serious, dude? What's with the wrappers on the floor? They were Reese's Thins or whatever. They're really good. Reese's Thins. Yeah, I just saw them and I joked with them. I'm like, what do you do? Eat them and then just throw the wrapper on the floor? And he goes, yeah. And I'm like, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. It's because I eat them in the middle of the night. That's still not an excuse. It still happens.

It's not like I'm walking around and eating them and then throwing the wrappers on the floor. I'm in bed. I eat the Reese's cup. What am I going to do with the wrapper if I'm in bed? Set it on your nightstand. But it's just a pile of trash on my nightstand. So that you can throw it away. Why would you just throw it on the ground? It's out of sight.

Out of mind. It's out of sight. Out of mind. Yeah, dude. When you ate Oreo cookies, would you lick the cream off and throw the cookies on the floor? No, because I eat the cookie, too. I actually, like I told you, sometimes, some nights I'll wake up at 4 a.m., go in the kitchen, cream off and throw the cookies on the floor no because i eat the cookie too i actually like like i told you i i sometimes some nights i'll wake up at like 4 a.m pour my go in the kitchen

pour myself a glass of milk and then like dip cookies in it for 10 minutes in the kitchen i had one of the best things because i'm all uh as i i think i mentioned this way back when i'm trying to get through all of miyazaki's films all the ones that i personally directed not all like ghibli studio films. I have one more to go. And then I've seen all of them. The last one I have to see is Wind Rises,

I think it's called. Isn't that the newest one? Yeah, the one about planes because he loves planes. But the most recent one I saw was Ponyo. And Ponyo, I really,

I really fucking love Ponyo. Is it good? I've never seen Ponyo. I've heard it's good though. I think it it is my favorite movie of his not my okay not my favorite movie is it but it's my favorite movie of his that displays childlike wonder because usually you'll see because he knows how to kind of uh direct um as i said childlike wonder when you see things or just oh yeah like totoro yeah like that that

was that was so great and panyo does that just perfectly with uh just the animation at the same time is so fluid and beautiful and it's a very it's not like a very linear story in terms of i'm sure if you showed it to your parents they'd be like what the fuck is this i mean it has a straightforward plot but at the same time it's's one of those goofy Miyazaki plots. I mean, his shit's so weird. I love it though. It is, I really recommend Ponyo. A lot of people, including me,

have been sleeping on that movie because I remember seeing the previews for it when I was younger going, that looks dumb. It's really cute, really just heartfelt, very nice, just kind of like, the way I can describe watching it is like, it's like watching Paddington. You just feel nice. It's way i can describe watching it is like it's like watching paddington you just feel nice it's just a nice experience watching it um paddington like super sad uh in

some parts but it's a really cute uh comedy and there's a lot of like little moments where you're like oh that was adorable you know what i thought was really cute which brings me to what i was gonna say oh because you were talking about milk in ponyo uh they make milk and honey where they just heat up like it's warm milk and they put honey in it i'm like okay so i went and tried it while i was watching the movie okay i'm gonna i'm gonna pause the movie i'm gonna go pour a glass of milk put it in the microwave and then put some honey in it oh dude i did that as a kid it's so good right first time i've ever had it if you don't if y'all have been have been unfortunately not giving yourself the amazing experience that is honey and warm milk

mixing it up with a spoon you should it is a great bedtime wonderful not too sweet just a very nice drink just like when you can't go to sleep just make yourself some warm milk and honey oh man A wonderful, not too sweet, just a very nice drink. Just like, hmm. When you can't go to sleep, just make yourself some warm milk and honey. Oh, man. Can't promise it'll help you go to sleep, but it tastes good. That's what they say in the Bible, right? The land of milk and honey? Yeah.

It's because it's so good. It's so good, guys, that in the holy book of the Bible, they literally call heaven that. They call heaven the land of milk and they could have said the land of sex and money the land of uh back rubs and uh foot missile like just everything great but they chose milk and honey has something to do with a movie called in the land of milk and honey or some shit like that really it's either something she directed or starred in i can't remember what it is okay well i just i just whenever i hear milk and honey i think of angelina jolie for some reason. It has to be because she was in a movie with something to do with milk and honey. Speaking of something to do with honey.

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Speaking of good shit. Speaking of good shit, I saw Detective Pikachu, and I really, really enjoyed it. I believe we had slightly different opinions on it. You and I definitely had different opinions on it. You did not like it, right? I enjoyed some of it, but not most of it. Who's this loud fucker? Vernon, you're being loud.

Yeah, Detective Pikachu, I thought was a really fun, cute little movie. I really liked the world building in it. I thought the world building was like super creative. And I liked seeing the city and all the different Pokemon. And I liked it. I liked it a lot. I had a good time. I'd see it again.

I think that some of it was definitely an adorable experience and it was i think of course my favorite part was the whole i mean ryan reynolds as detective pikachu i think he has good comedic timing in terms of what he does voice acting wise i mean it's still just ryan reynolds being ryan reynolds from like deadpool or just himself from interviews deadpool he's a very charming gentleman yeah and so it was it was a i definitely think that uh because it's a movie made for kids so i think kids would definitely enjoy it i just think it got a little like oddly like goofy near the end and i know pokemon you're you're talking about goofiness but you're talking about where ice cream becomes becomes a monster it's like yeah but i don't want to spoil anything but it was it was goofy seeing a certain legendary pokemon do the things that they were doing there there was definitely some goof there was some goof in their favorite part was the mr

mime bit though i thought that was legitimately funny yeah the mr mime bit was pretty good i i was actually laughing at that part you funny. Yeah, the Mr. Mime bit was pretty good. I was actually laughing at that part. You can picture me in the theater laughing. Doing your Ryan McGee laugh? Yeah. I'm gonna, like,

we're gonna lose contact and, like, I, like, I never knew what happened to Ryan and then I'll be in a movie theater ten years from now and some joke will happen and I'll just hear that,

that Ryan McGee laugh. I can't even replicate it. Wait, let me try to do my best impression of your laugh. Can you do it real quick so I can hear it? I don't know. I don't know what it is. That's just, that's not even my laugh. Let me, let me.

That was like a creepy clown laugh. I know. That's how I see myself. That's like, that's what I'm going to hear before I get killed by a clown. Let me think. Ryan's laugh is like. I can't see your laugh man yeah tucker's laugh is like like a fucking like holler monkey about to rip my face off it's like oh i also didn't like the acting from like any of the human characters in that what about the pokemon characters pikachu yeah ryan reynolds yeah Yeah. Ryan Reynolds? Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. I, uh...

Can you do my laugh? I don't know. Hold on. I'm trying to think. Stop. Why is this so high-pitched and, like, feminine? That's what you do sometimes. It just sounds like a

like a... It sounds like a 50-year-old mom laughing. That's what I'm... I'm just... I'm just... Oh, no. Game Grumps producer and supervisor Chris is trying to delete the podcast as we're recording it. He's clicking things on a computer right now. Guys, but no worries. We officially have the Super Megap megaplex which means the only person

interrupting us will be uh jackson tucker uh and uh occasionally harrison maybe mother mother might if she's not just don't say her name don't say her name yeah um yep but um she's she's on vacation right now so just we should just stop talking about her yeah um i'm very excited to go to uh the northeast i'm super excited for the tour and i've never been to new york i can't wait to spend no time there oh that's right you've never been to new york and i get to perform there but not but can we matt it going to be possible to like go back not go back but I know we have to leave right after the show to make it to the next show when we do our

performance in New York but is there any chance we can have some late night eats in New York oh no we're leaving the next morning oh really we get to stay the night in New York so the next show is in New Jersey so it's super easy drive and if you live in New York please don't follow us. Yeah, keep your eye out for us.

Stalk us on the streets. Please don't. Got to get some good pizza. Got to get some good food and the Big Apple. Got to get apples in the Big Apple. They're famous for those. Yeah, catch me on Grindr. Yep.

Ryan will be on New York Grindr. No, I personally won't. The Super Mega Corporation will be on Grindr. We got to make a Grindr account now. Just Super Mega Productions. Like a shared. supermega corporation will be on grinder we gotta make a grinder account just super mega productions like a shared all we're doing is trying to find fans that might like us because we think that our that our content is for is like is geared towards more of a straight audience and we're trying to find we're trying to find more of like a lgbt audience yeah so we promote ourselves through

grinder by like get going on dates with guys and just trying to like, you're like, hey, have you heard of Super Mega, by the way? We're just casually dropping in during gay sex. Dude, I remember someone used my info on like a Grindr profile and then like people saw it and like screenshot it and they sent it to me like, dude, bro, you're like,

you should make your Grindr stuff more private. And I'm like, well, that's not me, but feel free to match with them and meet up and see what happens. That's a really good save, Matt. Yeah, dude, good job, man. Great save. Now, no one will believe

that was you. Everybody I know that has used Grindr, it sounds like it's a terrifying... Everyone I know that uses it, I think you and I have the same thing. They hate it. They say it's just like uncharted territory. It's just wild, wild. They say it's just like uncharted territory. It's just wild, wild. Again, it's because we have friends from

South Carolina and those that are on Grindr in South Carolina are I think mostly like older, married, closeted men looking for like a 19 year old college boy to get freaky with. So I can't imagine South Carolina Grindr is good.

LA Grindr might be popping. I don't know if it's much better in a big city. Okay, how about this? A video where you and I make each other's Grindr profiles and see who can get more matches. Okay. And then, yeah, that's the perfect way because then we can expose everybody who's on Grindr in a YouTube video.

Exactly. And we can make sure that we say, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Got you. You're just trying to have human connection with someone, and now you're for hundreds of thousands of people to see. Loser. People also do the same shit on Tinder.

They use pictures of us on Tinder, and someone will email me a picture of a Tinder profile. I'm like, I phoned you on Tinder neither Ryan and I are on Tinder so don't get catfished by people that look like us yes we are not on any dating sites or apps it's cause we just date each other

we just keep it all within the business me and Ryan and Jackson are in a three way relationship if it's worth it it'll come to us yeah exactly exactly what i'm saying i like to meet uh girls by going on speed dates i go i go on speed dating uh like those meetups where i jump from table to table every 10 minutes yeah i i just i just kind of walk around different parts of the los angeles county area and go looking for a boyfriend

free girl if i see a girl and i think she's attractive I will run at full speed towards her and if she runs away I have to let her go she wasn't the one man but if she just stands there as I'm just fucking booking it towards her and she doesn't flinch I know she's the one because she's not afraid of a little danger

still haven't found that one danger as you know is not my middle name yeah it it's sexy though it's gonna be yeah that's the ryan just farted guys and it uh there's not gonna be a funny one that's gonna be the that's not gonna be one of the funny haha toots that's gonna be one of the ones that's just oh it hasn't hit me over here buddy i don't know if i want to uh should i get up i don't know maybe should i blow air more away from me i don't know is it bad it's not if you're saying it's bad it's not good but it's not the worst i feel like i'm bracing for like uh

like a missile strike like i'm like hiding it i wish you could like your glasses you could press a button you could see like where it is in red the vapor of like where it's spreading or do you think that would make you more scared? No, because I'd be able to avoid it easy. It's scary when it's invisible, dude. It's literally an invisible force that I have no idea if it's an inch from me right now or three feet. I just got to say, also, fuck people that fart in a public, crowded place. Because you're like, no one will know it's me.

No one wants to smell that shit. I hate when I'm in an elevator or some shit and someone does it. I'm like, really? Next time you smell it, you should be like be like there it is ryan it just hit me there it is not good i'm sorry buddy i give that one a two out of ten really then what would the one with the park then what would the one in the parking lot be rated yeah i love how like you all you have to say is the one in the parking lot and i instantly know what you're talking about one time ryan we were dropping ryan off after we were filming drunk drawing or something something and i dropped you off in a parking lot to go to your car and as you were getting out you you let one loose without telling anybody and you went and got in your car and just watched as inside my car me and jackson Jackson Harrison just lost our shit. It was one of the most foul things I've ever smelled in my life.

You'll never be able to rival that. That one was, we all had to get out of the car. How did you do that? I don't know. I think when I eat healthier, my farts are even worse than when I eat shit. That's when I was eating just a lot of greens and eggs and stuff. No, no, no. You need to eat. Don't get't get healthy right i need to as i said in the recent let's play i'm

getting i'm getting tubby again we both i'm getting thick again baby i feel like we both have there's a lot to grab and hold on to though i know and i like that right there's a little motion in my ocean yeah you know i i like uh it's very, I feel like we both have potential because as a super, super skinny person, I am able to, like, if I try to gain weight, it can show up pretty quick because there's not much, like, barrier to break through. Yeah. And you have the potential to look like a fucking greek god you'll be such a chad dude i lost i lost like let me think i was

around 230 at one point i don't know what i went you went to 180 at one point right i went to 178 fuck so that was let's just round it up to 180. So that's. 50. 50 pounds. 50 fucking pounds I lost. Now I've probably gained, I would say honestly since then, I've gained most of it back. I've probably gained 40 pounds back. No, but you're not. I know you said that you're like, in a recent Let's Play that I don't even think is out yet, you were saying how you're like, my two lovely uncles level back in that music video. I feel like I'm.

You're not. You're not. I'm gearing towards that. No, dude. Go back. Go back and watch my two lovely uncles. You were, that music video i feel like i'm you're not you're not towards that no you go back go back and watch my two lovely uncles you were you were much much like felt so much better not because i looked better but because i was like i just felt more energized well they go hand in hand right it's like you you feel better physically but also i feel like your self-esteem is higher when you look better as well so you're generally more happy and about a year ago like if you go back to like last may

or like april or march and and watch like the mail opening videos i i had i gained a lot of you gained a lot of meat and like your my face and my neck collarbone yeah my arms because i i i think i was yeah i was 20 pounds more a year ago and then uh honestly what did it was when i started nicotine like nicotine just made me lose so much weight because I was never hungry. A lot of people, when they go on diets, they start smoking more. Don't do that, guys. That's that's that that will fully negate the effects of any diet. Like it's great to be off nicotine now.

I just need to start actually exercising to gain weight. Shut up, Ryan. But like, dude, why don't we don't we you know honestly we need to do no we just should get personal trainers like that's that's the one way to stay motivated because it's somebody else keeping you but i want to believe that i don't need that i want to believe there's nothing wrong with getting a personal trainer no i know that i know that but i think before i go that step further i feel like I need to just go get a gym membership and start working out on a regular basis.

I need to start just going out on walks more. I need to start going like taking Lego out on hikes. I need to just be out more, be more active and also watch what I eat and stop eating like eating like a fucking dumbass. Dude, we should take that first step. It's very simple. You gotta take that first step. I'm the same way. It's like I love eating food food's amazing i love fucking eating food

i can also go like two days without eating somehow i went to a like i can't remember where it is it's around santa monica area i think um it's like this churro and hot chocolate dessert bar type thing and so i had a churro that came with ice cream. I was like, this is fucking good. I think I was blown away. I think you and I have, because we both have a lot, like, we're both pretty anxious people. But I think that it's funny, like how anxiety manifests, because when I get anxious, I lose my appetite. And when you get anxious, don't you get hungry?

Yeah, it's weird because there's a, react differently to when i'm uh very down in the dumps some would call it depression and uh anxiety when i when i get anxious i like eat more and then when i'm depressed i just eat less so i just need to start getting more depressed that's it that's the key i need to i need to get even more sad you need the depression the depression is what will make you become healthy. You know, God was like, I'm going to give this guy a few more years of a break. I'm going to really slam him with something else soon. And that's when Aaron fired us.

Yeah. So thanks a lot. Thank you, Aaron. I really just want to get fit. I want to feel good. I'm tired. Fine. I look at you and I'm like that.

I wish I had your body instead of mine. Ryan that's dude look at my wrist so i could not much different from mine i could i could have some good muscles i could have i could have a nice chest i could have abs i could have honestly it's just my face man like i just want to gain weight in my face i'm sick of looking sick i always look sick i need to get rid of fat and build muscle you just need to build some muscle but i also need to take better care of myself and that's a tricky habit yeah to start like well you got the thing is it has to be a lifestyle change it can't just be like i'm gonna go on a diet for two months yeah i started taking supplements every day which i which i felt good i take like vitamins and I take like... That's a good step forward, buddy.

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