supermegashow - EP 143 - John Wick 3

Episode Date: June 1, 2019

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143. Oh, 143, yeah. Almost there. 99 off. See, I don't keep track of the numbers like Matt does. It's one of my favorite hobbies. You know what? I'll give you another chance. How about you introduce the podcast with the right number this time?

Okay. Let me get a sip of my drink real quick. Yeah, let me really... Uh-huh. Prepare. Hey guys, welcome to Super Megacast. This is episode 143. I mean, really. Uh-huh. Prepared. Hey, guys. Welcome to Super Megacast. This is episode 143. I'm Matt Watson.

And this is Ryan McGee. And we're signing on. It's that time of the week again. We're currently on tour, but we were like, you know what? We don't want to do another. We don't want to give you guys another iPhone podcast. We've been giving you so many this year. So we're like, let's just come in early in the morning on the weekend and get this bad boy done.

It's currently 5.30 a.m. on Saturday. We're both very exhausted. But, yeah, we're going to have to make this one shorter because we actually do have to get out of here to shoot something for a video. That burp was awful. Can you smell it? Yeah, I can smell it. The past few burps you've done have been like my farts, where they travel an odd amount of

distance. I'm sorry, man. Yeah, normally that's not a problem for me. Well, usually I don't even burp. It's like farts, of course, smell like shit, but I guess when you burp, it just smells like garbage just because it's coming from your stomach. But I think I'd rather smell a fart than a burp looking at it. Yeah, there's something so vile about a burp.

A fart's like, oh, that's gross, but oh well. But a burp is like you really feel like you're in that person's stomach. It's like really putrid and vile. Yeah, yeah yeah you know because it's like would you rather deal with shit or vomit you know uh everyone deals with poop i have to pick it up on a daily basis because of lego yeah man i uh i have to do it too sometimes you call me over just to come over and just pick it up for you i don't mind i enjoy doing it so um why did we just go silent i don't know i didn't know if you were gonna add more i was just staring i don't know if you're gonna add more story to picking up my dog's poo-poo no i just like doing it i got got something. Yeah, what is it?

We've been talking about it throughout this last week on the channel. You guys have heard us talking about it because we pre-recorded like nine episodes or something before we went on tour. So you guys have probably been waiting like, oh man, I've got to hear about this. We've been talking about going to see John Wick 3. Yep. We saw it last night ladies and gentlemen and you're going going to probably hear us in let's plays talk about it a shit ton even after this podcast because it's going to be us talking about going to see it nine episodes of let's plays and i think in every one we're like oh we're going to see john wick

tonight so for for nine days in a row of episodes like oh dude i can't wait to see john wick three tonight people just gonna be like oh man are they just seeing it nine different times but no we we saw it last night it was a good old time we we went on opening night uh well let's tell the whole story so crowd was antsy oh my god the the crowd was i had a blast in that theater because every time john wick would like would like stab someone or shoot someone the crowd would like scream and be like oh i got i was getting into it i could not contain my noises in that theater because every time John Wick would stab someone or shoot someone, the crowd would scream. I was getting into it. I could not contain my noises. As you said, let's start from the beginning.

We started off. We went to Hollywood. Right after recording Let's Plays. We went straight from recording episode 28 of Sekiro. Yep. No. No. Not episode 28 of Sekiro. Episode 18. Episode 18 of Sekiro. And we went, we Ubered over to Hollywood.

We went to a tiki bar with the Tucker brothers. Got some, got some tiki drinks. Shit was good. I got, I got one of my favorites. It's a place called Tiki Tea. Yeah. And I had something called the Milky Way. Yeah.

Which that was. Holy fuck. That was, that was Amaretto, fucking coffee liqueur. I got to learn how to make these mixed drinks. It's pretty easy. If you get the ingredients, it's just a matter of just get a little measuring cup. I want to get one of those cocktail mixers. Ooh, one of those shakers, yeah.

They also had that machine that foams it up a little bit for you. A little frother. Yeah, a little frother. I want to start making tiki drinks, man. Tiki drinks are fucking... I love tiki drinks. And at the end, we all split one called the Ooga Booga. And everyone in the bar

started chanting. Ooga Booga! Yeah, I didn't know. I was like... Ooga Booga Booga! Can I get an Ooga Booga? And then they're like, Ooga Booga! Ooga Booga! And everyone in the bar starts doing it. And then I was like, just standing there. It felt like for like, about two minutes. Yeah, it went on a little too long. Ooga, ooga, booga. And everyone in the bar starts doing it. And then I was just standing there. It felt like for about two minutes. Yeah, it went on a little too long. Ooga, booga.

Ooga, booga. Ooga, booga. Ooga, booga. And I was just like, ah, I didn't know. I wouldn't have got that drink if I knew that was going to happen. It was good, though. But it was practically just like, you took a sip. The top of that drink was just like taking a shot of rum.

So that set us up for the movie. Then we went and got Thai food in Hollywood. Before the movie, still. Yes. And some pad see you. I had some, what was it? It was some roast duck pineapple curry. Mm-mm.

Mwah. Perfect for John Wick. I munched that down. We walk all the way down to the Arclight Theater in Hollywood, which is a very famous movie theater, which is the best movie theater I've ever been to, just because they really care. We've talked about it on this podcast before.

They care about the experience. It's like my favorite theater chain. They have one in... Santa Monica? Santa Monica and Sherman Oaks. Yeah. I don't know if they have any other ones. Are they countrywide, nationwide? I don't know if they have any other ones. Are they like countrywide?

Like nationwide? I don't think so. They're great though. They're actually decked out right now for the new Godzilla movie where they have like a massive inflatable Godzilla. They're decked out for the John Wick movie. They dress the entire theater in a giant suit. Yeah, they got a massive suit over the whole building.

We don't realize it's actually just like bug bombing for like bed bugs. But we're going in. We walk in like, dude, they really went out. Look at all the smoke and shit. So we get there, you know, get myself a beer. Ryan gets himself some wine. Some Chardonnay.

Yeah. All day I was looking forward to having wine at the movie. But by the time I got there, I realized, you know what? I had too much at the Tiki place. And if I have wine, I'm going to fall asleep during this movie. So unfortunately, I will have to get wine during my second viewing of John Wick 3.

So I had to get beer. We sit down. You know, we're chanting. We walked into that movie theater like a bunch of idiots. All four of us going, John Wick! John Wick! John Wick! Loudly. We get in there. We get our seats. The movie starts. Oh, my God, guys.

I fucking. John Wick 3 was an incredible movie. I was blown away. Really, really, really fun. Yeah. Like, we were all, like, loudly exclaiming the whole movie. Like, oh, ah. Oh, shit.

Oh. The whole theater was. And it's fun. It's like being on a ride Because you can hear everyone reacting I think my The way it goes for me Is I In order

I like 1, 3, 2 I really liked 3 It was a lot of fun 3 was 3 was better than 2 And 1 is just classic Yeah Because his puppy dies

Yeah And Theon Greyjoy's in it I need to re-watch 1 It's been a little while Since I watched it. I need to re-watch one. It's been a little while since I watched it, but I need to... Dude. Bronn was in this one. Fucking... Yeah, he was.

He was. John Wick 3 was just... I want to see it again. Like, the beginning... Warning. The boys are about to talk about John Wick 3, and they may contain minor spoilers, so if you plan to see the film, skip to this time code. Yeah.

Which you can't see on the audio version. Yeah. I was just blown away by the choreography of the fight scenes. The opening, like, 20 to 30 minutes, even? It was riveting. The first two fight scenes. The first, like, 20 minutes is great. I don't know if you looked over and just saw my mouth like a gape with a huge

like childish smile on my face. Like, ooh! Do you know how loud Harrison was? Harrison was like, oh shit! Oh! Oh! It was so fun. I had a fucking blast in that movie. And it was wild and I can't wait for fucking chapter four, baby.

Spoilers. Is that a spoiler? No. I can't wait for it. I mean, they're gonna make chapter four. They're always gonna leave it open. It's, yeah. I want there to be a final chapter, though. I don't want them to keep going on until it gets stale. Like, I thought three, you know, because three's the key. Three's the trinity. I thought they were gonna end it

with three. Yeah, but there's too much John Wick story to tell. There's There's more under the table to be played, if you know what I'm saying. I know what you're saying. Also, there's an incredible, they stepped it up with the gore in this one, for sure. There was that one part. The beginning? Yeah, the one part.

With the book? With the eye. Oh, yeah. It was like, ooh! Because there's a part with a book, and then there's a part with an eye. That part was great. And then there's a, I think in the beginning, there's, part with a book And then there's a part with an eye And then there's a I think in the beginning

Here's the thing, in the beginning you get a fight scene Like in the first 20 minutes you get fight scenes With the With a book You get a fight scene with a bunch of knives And a fight scene with like horses It's fucking great They really just go bonkers in the very beginning

Also like, don't the first movies, like, or don't all three movies take place within, like, a two-week period? This one looks like, I think this one, like, takes place almost, it seems like, a few days. Like, John Wick needs a fucking nap, dude. I just want him to take a nap. Like, being excommunicado

is hard, dude. It's gotta be hard, especially when you're dealing with the high table. Yeah, dude. Fucking pansy asses. You gotta're dealing with the high table. Yeah, dude pansy ass You got to deal with a fucking high table. I wonder if any societies like that exist in real life like under undercover Yeah, secret ones the the Illuminati. How can we join one of those societies? We have to go to the Continental the New York Continental Give them a coin and say I want to speak to the manager, please. Give him one of Brent's good boy coins. Dude, what if that worked? They take us to a room filled with guns.

I'd immediately start backing out and be like, fuck. I'd be like, no, no, no, no, I fucked up. This was just a joke. Mr. McGee, you've already seen this. No. It's too late. You've seen it all now. Okay.

They shut the door behind you. You're fucked, man. God, that movie's just... I just love Keanu Reeves. He's like, I'm gonna need guns. Lots of guns. It's just like, I know. It's just like, his delivery is very chopped.

Like, it's very stilted. Like that. That's fucking John Wick, dude. No one else could play John Wick the way Keanu Reeves can. I need guns. Lots of guns. It's so good, man. Look, he's always shaking, too.

Are you mad, John? Yeah. It's because he hasn't slept, dude. He's fucking running for his life and shooting dudes. That's got to be like, he's got to be like he's got to be exhausted man and also like what i like about john wick is like he's not this invincible like hero like he gets hurt well but he's in the big picture there's a part of that movie where it happens i legit thought he was dead i don't want to i don't i'm not gonna spoil anything when it

happens i'm like there's no there's no way and then they do the typical whole like kind of i'm not as i said i'm not gonna give specifics but they do kind of like a batman-ish type thing i know but it's like what what do you but dude what do you expect for john how do you survive that shit like legit like i was like when i when i saw this like if john wick like jumped through a meat grinder then hopped out the other side like, let's go. I need more guns. That doesn't make sense. No, dude, after that happened, I legit was like,

oh, I guess this is the final movie. They're killing John Wick. And then it's like, no, he's John Wick. He's back up and running. It's so fucking good, though. Spoilers, I guess. They're making a new Bill and Ted movie. Hold on one second.

Warning, the boys are about to talk about John Wick 3, and they may contain minor spoilers, so if you plan to see the film, skip to this time code. Yeah. Which you can't see on the audio version. Yeah. Are you excited for the new Bill and Ted movie? No. You're not?

I've only seen one when I was young. I remember watching it a few times, but I remember I confused Bill and Ted with Nicky a lot. Nicky? Isn't that what it's called? Little Nicky or Nicky whatever? The Adam Sandler movie about. Oh, yeah.

About. I don't know why. I love Bill and Ted, dude. They have an excellent adventure. I love Bill and Ted, dude. They have an excellent adventure. It's so funny watching the contrast between John Wick and then him playing Ted in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Well, John Wick is the role he was born to play as.

Yeah, yeah, he really is. There's no other role I can see him in. Matrix, get out of here. You fucked it up. Wachowski fuckers. I'm kidding. Y'all are cool and talented and give us unique don't say that around Aaron dude they

made speed racer which I gotta say it was a fun movie definitely I watched it Aaron's house by kids though no no no no no I was at Aaron's house and he's like yo you've never seen the speed racer live-action movie with them bro yeah so we watched it and I was like it's Aaron's like he's what he says like the best movie ever made it's like it with him, bruh. Yeah, so we watched it and I was like, it's Aaron's like,

he says it's like the best movie ever made. It's like his favorite movie. I think it says it's his favorite movie. I, sure. It could totally be his favorite movie. Yeah.

He's allowed to have any movie he wants as his favorite movie. Any movie can be your favorite movie. I wouldn't say it's the best movie ever made. No, because there's a difference between favorite and best.

That's why like, Iron Giant's my favorite. I don't think it's the best movie I've ever seen, but it has that place. Whether it be nostalgia or just pure unadulterated favoritism.

I think Speed Racer is definitely a fun movie. It's very action-packed, and the visuals are really well done. It's very colorful, very exciting. There's a lot of... There's a few moments in that movie though where it just takes me out.

Oh, at the end? And all of a sudden, there's like a few moments in that movie though where it just takes me out. Like the, oh, at the end? Yeah, with the kid. Yep. And all of a sudden the kid's like. Two characters are finally about to kiss and then like a kid pops up on a green screen. He's like, you might want to look away for this part. Or like some shit like that. I'm like, ah man, just let him fucking kiss, dog. So, I mean the part when they're about to fuck in the movie, he does it again too.

Does he? Yeah, he pops up. He's like, they're about to fuck in the movie, he does it again too. Does he? Yeah, he pops up and he's like they're about to fuck. Then he does the whole circle with one hand and the finger with the other hand. And the monkey climbs on his back and gives him a passionate kiss on the mouth. Nothing like the sound of dry sex. That pussy better

be dry, baby. That's what the kid says. And then he goes and then poops away. He lights up a cigarette. The monkey lights the cigarette for him. That pussy better be dry, brother. Dude, nothing's honestly I feel like I've said this so many times

but I'd never be able to find where I said it, but I genuinely think that like one of the funniest things to me is like a monkey smoking a cigarette. That's not good, though. Just, like, monkeys. Cigarettes are bad for us as well as monkeys. Just monkeys doing human shit is funny.

I think in The Hangover 2, some people got in trouble. Not in, like, legitimate trouble, but they came under fire because they trained the monkey to smoke. And it's like, that's abusive. Now the monkey wants a cigarette. With real cigarettes? Huh? With real cigarettes? Mm-mm. Yeah, that sucks because the monkey the monkey wants a cigarette! With real cigarettes? Huh? With real cigarettes? Yeah, that sucks, because the monkey's not going to understand

what the addiction is. He's just going to want that cigarette. I wouldn't believe they'd... Would they really give a real cigarette to a monkey for a scene? For instance, in Mad Men, they don't smoke real cigarettes. They smoke some herbal mix that they won't get addicted to. Because they're smoking so much in

Mad Men that if they used real cigarettes, they'd all get addicted. Yeah. And so they'd use like fake ones. So I'd imagine they do the same with a monkey. But you don't have to give a monkey real cigarettes. We watched a video of like a chimp smoking and he knew like exactly. It's funny. See.

I want to see because I just thought of like is there a video out there of like a monkey smoking a cigar and blowing a perfect o-ring even by accident You know what's happened? I'm gonna look up monkey o-ring that might come up with something monkey do monkey o-face No, why it's my o-face Remember that remember that joke in elementary school where someone they'd someone would hold out your hand and then they'd be like, what's your sex noise? And then they would twist your fingers so you'd scream and they'd be like, that's your sex noise. I type in monkey O-ring smoking and it's nothing but a bunch of goddamn humans. I don't want to see a human smoke.

Smoke vapor tricks. Killer smoke rings. You think any monkeys vape out there? Amazing vape trick compilation. Oh yeah, just play that. How to blow smoke rings. Can you blow a smoke ring? No.

You gotta like... It's all about the lips, baby. And then you just gotta puff with the back of your throat. Puff with the back of your throat? I can't explain. You have to like lightly- Pump with the back of your scrote. You know? That's the sound of me slapping my scrote on my hand to clap was it yeah You know super mechs actually be selling a new pair of underwear soon that has two holes for you to pull one nut through

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that stopped to sit in a booster seat, go watch a kid's show. Do something healthy for your brain. Don't listen to this garbage. This is for the big grown-ups. Go watch old episodes of Bill Nye. Where he's not saying the F word. The pinnacle

of our content is my farts and I carry the weight of Super Mega on my shoulders on a day to day basis because of that fact. I know. Tell me something else. You carry it in your colon. I love all that. Have you ever seen like how many tweets there are where girls are misspelling the

word cologne on Twitter and it's like the smell of his colon. But they're trying to say cologne. Wait, really? And it's like, I can't get enough of my boyfriend's colon. It's like, oh my god, his colon. They mean to say cologne, but they just spell it C-O-L-O-N. Because they don't know that there's a G in it? There's a G,

there's an E, cologne. It's spelled cologne, guys. It's French. It's France. Francais. I've always wanted to learn French, but I feel like French is just one of those languages that just the accent is so tricky, the pronunciation. French people don't want you to speak it. I know. French people, like from what I've heard, if you try to speak French in certain parts of France, and you're not good enough at it,

even though they'll understand what you're saying, they'll still pretend like they don't just because you're not speaking it well enough. It's pretty douchey. French people. All you French listeners out there, y'all better be nice, okay? Your leader's stupid, huh? Who's their leader? Macron? Macron.

Macron? Macron, the one with the 12? Who's their leader? Macron? Macron. Macron. Macron, the one with the 12-year-old girlfriend? Really? No. Oh, okay. I was like, wait, what? There's an age gap, though, between them. And I just want to preface this, Matt.

This is going the opposite way, so don't get your expectations in a tizzy. Okay. Right? Macron, who is 41, is married to a 66-year-old female. Oh. Oh, okay. So he's into the older women. She's into the younger men. I see. She's a bit of a cougar.

I like that porn star we talked about. I forgot her name, though. Porn star we talked about? Who's into younger men, because she sucked the toes of... Riley Reid. Yes. Lil Pump. She sucked Lil Pump's toes. There also apparently was a video of her going around on like, someone said it was, I don't know. Oh, the like tiny car?

Like the, yeah. It was a tiny car and she was naked. In a neighborhood. In a neighborhood. That's great. Apparently. Rubbing her, rubbing her, rubbing her stinky pussy. Now Ryan, that's a pretty serious Allegation right there

Rubbing her tar filled stinky pussy He's tar dripping everywhere dude Left a trail of tar I think it's safe to say She's also not I wouldn't say she's after the younger men I'd say she's after the clout and the money She's not after younger men

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Enough about toe sucking and shit like that. Tar-filled women. I want to talk about... These nuts. You read my mind, dude. Yeah. I want to talk about Igor. I want to talk about Igor, dude.

I haven't listened to it yet. Tyler, the Creator's new album. When it came out, I sat down and I put on my dang ass headphones and I listened to it all the way through. And I got to say, I fucking loved it. That is a really solid album. And I've gotten so many DMs asking me to talk about it on the podcast and asking what my favorite tracks are. So I will list them. My favorite tracks in no specific order of how favorite they are.

I need to listen to an album a lot before I can figure out what's my actual favorite song. But I like... Yawn. Boring. Get on with it already. I like Are We Still Friends. I like What's Good. And what the fuck was the other one?

A Boy Is A Gun. Those are all really good tracks. Music King. I like them a lot. You should listen to tracks music king. I like them a lot You should listen to it right. I'm going to I just need to sit down and give it time. It's really good It's more like musical than his other album or his last album sit down today put it on and Smoke a little bit of you know hawk on that crack pipe while you look like yeah smoke a little bit of crack Yeah, get in the mood listen to a little a little bit of pipe while you do it? Yeah, smoke a little bit of crack. Yeah. Get in the mood.

Listen to a little bit of Igor. Play some Fortnite while listening to some Igor. I couldn't think of a better day. That sounds so nice. I'm honestly so jealous. I have to go home. I have to clean my room, pack, and edit. And maybe, if time allows, I'll honk on the crack pipe a little bit.

That's because this boy has to leave early. Yeah. I still got a few days to do what I need to do, boy. Yeah. I can't enjoy my Saturday. I can't honk on the crack pipe. Well, because you get to enjoy New York. I don't get to enjoy New York.

See, that's the trade-off. That's true. New York will be fun. I'm going to New York a few days early. I spend a few hours in New York, and then I sleep, and then I leave. I sleep. I leave. Goodbye, New York.

We're going to Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Washington, D.C. That's going to be good. We're going to see if we can save those kids. Very excited for that one. Can't bring a shotgun in. That was that guy's mistake. Yeah. Luckily, we have our concealed carry licenses, so I'm just kidding.

We're not bringing any guns into Comet Ping Pong Pizza Except for these guns I'm slapping my muscles Which you probably can't tell Because there's not much to slap It's a very like You know mine's a lot more high pitched If you slap Dwayne The Rock Johnson's biceps It'll just sound like this

But mine's just like I think that's just because it's skin well there's just not much volume there though like damn dude I got some skinny ass arms look at my elbow bone like just stick yeah it's gross right just sticking out no it's just an arm dude thanks man

thank you I'm glad you don't see I don't see weight I don't see weight okay how do those guys at the fair I'm glad you don't see. I don't see weight. I don't see weight. Okay, how do those guys at the fair do that shit where they, like, guess your weight? Do they have a secret scale somewhere? No, remember, it's like, if I get it in 10 pounds, then I win.

Remember, they always have that rule. Oh, is it within a... If I guess your weight within a 10-pound, like, radius or some shit like that. That's stupid. Might be more. Okay, I was on the skyline at a fair once, like the chairlift, and I looked down because they put it right over the basketball booth where you throw the basketballs, and the hoops were ovals. Yeah.

That's so fucking rigged. Of course. What the fuck? It's a fair. I know. Well, that's the thing. I never play those games at the fair. I actually would give them my money and play if I legit thought I could win.

Because if I'm going to go into a game knowing that I can't win, or it's heavily set up against me, what's the point? The games you have to play at the fair are the ones that you play with friends where only one person wins, where it's like, shoot the water into the thing and have the plush hit the top first. Shoot the, squirt the water. Squirt the water at the target, and so it makes the fucking platform raise up to the top.

I like those dart games, though, where you gotta throw the darts at the balloons. The dart games? Oh. With, like, the balloons, you know? And you gotta throw the darts. How about the one with the balls and you throw them at the clowns that are like on popsicle sticks? So their width makes you feel like you can knock them down.

But in actuality, you can't. It's just like paper on a popsicle stick. So you gotta hit the popsicle stick dead on. Dude, we should just fucking quit Super Mega and become carnies. Open up a fair. No, not even open a fair. That's too much work, Ryan. A carnival? Become carnies.

Become carnies. Yeah, the guys that travel with carnivals. See, you're aiming for the bushes, you know? What are you talking about? Becoming a carny is the highest of my, it's like, that's the pinnacle of all of this. Why stop at being a carny when you can own the carnies? Because if you own a carny, you're literally

you're just going to sit in a trailer all day and do taxes and finances for your carny. No, they wear top hats. They wear those fucking nice red coats with the tail ends on them with the gold buttons and the black pants. They introduce everything. That's true.

Look at all of my amazing things that I found. They're talking about people. Yeah. People with feelings. Look at all these stupid items for your enjoyment. They're deformed. Ew! I love they used to do that, dude. They just put like people that have like deformities and like then charge people money

just to look at them and go, oh my god. Oh! I saw that once. I saw the world's smallest man out there. conformities and like then charge people money just to look at them and go oh my god oh i saw that once i saw the world's smallest man i present to you the world's deadest baby it's a dead like fetus like check it out it's a dead child i uh i saw the world's pretty fresh it's pretty dead poke it out I made sure of it myself Just kidding I saw the world's smallest man once At a circus or something

Did you look in the mirror? No, I was looking at a picture of Ryan McGee Okay, turn it back around, I see He was pretty small, man He was like three feet, not even He was like a little dude Did you say hey? Yeah, I said, hi, sir.

And he said, hello. I picked him up in my hands, gave him a little kiss on the forehead. Help me. He said, save me from this prison. And I said, sorry, can't do it. Have you seen that, what's that episode of Ballad of Buster Scruggs? Or as you famously called it, the gay Ballad of Buster Scruggs. It's because of the Ballad of Gay Tony.

Gay Tony, yeah. Ballad of Buster Scruggs. It's because of the ballad of gay Tony. Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Or the guy that plays Dudley. Or Neville. Yeah. The guy that plays Neville. Yeah, where he's like armless and legless and he has to recite poetry. Not Neville. That's Neville Longbottom. You got it right. Is it Dudley?

It's Dudley. That's a really good one. I like that. I like that story. The Dursleys. Yeah. But like honestly, I like that story. The Bursleys. Yeah. But like honestly I would like to be a carny for like a month. No I don't. I take that back actually. Carnies in the comments give us some carny stories because I feel like traveling with

a carnival is just miserable because I saw a carny once get like chewed out by one of the like managers of the carnival for the stupidest shit. They were so mean to them. What were they mad at? I think they started closing up their booth five minutes early.

I mean, there was no one at it, but the manager came over. Oh, money. The manager was like, what the fuck is your problem? And just getting really, really mad at them. And I was like, damn, dude. And they were almost in tears. I was like, fuck. It's got to suck, man.

You're just always on the road. You're always traveling with the carnival. You might get free curly fries, though, dude. And they were almost in tears. I was like, fuck. It's got to suck, man. You're just always on the road. You're always traveling with the carnival. You might get free curly fries, though, so I ain't too bad. Yeah. You know, give to the rich. Steal from the needy, you know? Yeah. But you know what's even better than working in a carnival, Ryan?

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They do, man. What would you want to do? If you were a carny and you were in a carnival, what booth would you run? What would you do? I want to be in the dunk tank, dude. I want to be the guy who gets dunked. Hmm.

You just got to sit there and wait to get dunked in some water and then climb back up. If you get a heart attack when the ball hits because you're not prepared for the drop. And it scares you so bad, you legitimately have a heart attack when the ball hits because you're not prepared for the drop. And it scares you so bad you legitimately have a heart attack and die. Oh! Yeah! And you just drown. Yeah, you die of a heart attack.

It's a combination of heart attack and drowning. You die instantly of the heart attack. Man, I don't... It'd be sweet if heart attacks killed you instantly. I don't think they do though, do they? Yet. We should try having one to see. There's a heart attack and then you have a brain aneurysm right afterwards, before hitting

the water. So the heart attack is right when I start to drop because it scares me. Yeah. And then the water is so cold that the second my feet touch it, I have an instant aneurysm. Yes. And die. Yes. Are aneurysms genetic? And then you go at the bottom of the tank but then you suck in water and then you drown.

Because you can survive a brain aneurysm. Yeah, my grandpa died from a brain aneurysm, which scares me. Because I'm like, does that put me at risk? He also smoked his whole life, which contributes to that. So possibly that, I haven't smoked. I think he smoked since he was like 14. Oh, you know how all the kids start at 14. Well, back then it seemed like a lot of kids started smoking at like 13, 14.

Yeah. I mean, things were a lot different back in the day. Like my grandfather was 19 when he met my grandmother who was 14. Really? Yep. How times have changed. I know. And I like how back then

people would lie about their age so they could go to war. It's like people wanted to go to war. Very different attitude about things back then. And also my grandpa fought in World War II. He fought in Iwo Jima, I think.

But he died. Not that old of a brain aneurysm. I never got to meet him because he died before I was born. I think he had an aneurysm at my mom's graduation party or something. Like the worst. I know, the worst time to die.

It's like you couldn't Wait until after the party Grandpa You had to do that To my mom at her party Like What a very poorly Timed aneurysm I'm gonna get up

To heaven My grandpa's gonna be like Really dude I listened to that Podcast episode And like you're mad at me For when I had my aneurysm Couldn't you have had

An aneurysm at a more Like entertaining point Like maybe Right after taking The first jump from the high dive? Yeah, that'd be dope. He's doing like a card trick for everyone

and it happens during the... This is horrible. I'm talking about... A card trick? A card trick, yeah, at the party. He's entertaining with cards and then he has an aneurysm during that. That'd be a lot more like...

I have a question. If he was in a dunk booth and you threw the ball and dunked him, but he had the... Just by chance, he had a brain aneurysm. Unrelated. As he fell into the water, unrelated to it, would you blame yourself for his death? Yeah.

I think anybody naturally would because you'd never be able to like certainly disconnect the aneurysm from you dunking him in the dunk tank. My mom's going to listen to this and be like, so you made light of my father's death on the podcast. You've really hit a new high, Matt. Good job. Your own grandfather's death. You've done it now. Did you know him?

No, I never met him. See? It doesn't matter. He looked like me, though. Ew. No one in my family really looks that much like me. I think you're a very handsome boy. No, I don't have a problem with that.

I'd take it on my grandpa, though. He's going to haunt you now. He's going to honk me? He's going to honk on the crack pipe with you. Next time you take a hit of crack and his ghost comes out of the crack smoke. I heard what you said. And you'll know it's my grandpa because the nose. He has my nose.

I got my granddaddy's honker. I know. I do have to say, because Aaron was looking in earlier, and I know they have to record a guest grumps in about 20 minutes. Yeah, with a very special... But we also need to clean up this recording area just a little bit. Just neaten it up. I feel bad giving a shorter podcast.

I know, I know. It's all Aaron's fault, though. Aaron, this is all your fault. For letting us record on a weekend. For letting us record in your recording room for free. Fuck you. You're so callous and cruel. Do you think people will be very upset?

This is probably the shortest episode of the Super Mega Cast to date. No, we did one that was in the 20-minute range. Really? Yeah, back in the beginning. Did we really? We legitimately just released one that was like 26 minutes. No, we didn't. Yeah, go back and look near the beginning.

I gotta look. Our longest, we had one that was like two and a half hours, right? Is there a playlist I can simply- Oh, shit. I gotta pay my Adobe subscription. I just got an email saying they're gonna lock my Adobe account. Oops. That's that classic old intro.

We stopped using that theme song because the guy that- We bought, we like purchased a license to use that theme song. And the guy kept copyright striking our videos. He'd be like, you're stealing my song. And we're like, like no we uh bought a license and i'd prove it to him like oh yeah sorry about that and then like two months later he'd do it again okay i'm scrolling down to the bottom all right let's let's see the uh is there a playlist yeah why are there some reason 142 is at the very bottom of this playlist is it there's also 155 videos in the playlist and there's only 142 episodes, so.

Probably some of the. Oh, the best ofs got thrown in here. Yeah, let's go down to the bottom. Let's see. Let's see what we got. Oh, here we go. There's definitely 30 minutes. I swear there was one that was below 30 minutes.

30 minutes and 45 seconds. That's episode eight, Baby's First VidCon. 23 seconds. That's Super Megacast is now on iTunes. There's first VidCon 23 seconds that's super megacast is now on iTunes there's 30 minutes and 45 seconds wait

dude there's two podcasts that are the exact length down to the same second 30 minutes and 45 seconds I don't think we've ever gone under 30 minutes oh wow

we've cut it real close yeah what's our longest one we did one with a Ross that was like 2 and a half hours right yeah or almost 2 and a one with a Ross that was like two and a half hours, right? Yeah. Or almost two and a half hours. It felt like it was two and a half hours.

We did a Q&A episode. Our podcast then around this time started becoming like 50 minutes. There's that one. Yeah. So never below 30. I just want to hear what we talked about all the way back in like episode, baby first VidCon. Oh wow. Remember we use this background in this logo. Yeah those faces There you go guys a little throw. A little throwback. A little throwback of Super Megacast.

My voice is still just as nasally. It sounds like my voice is higher pitch back then, like it's dropped a little more, but I can't tell if that's just because of the mics we were using. Because these mics definitely pick up more bass. But when we move out into our own office, will we still have mics this good? We're just going to use those little shitty... You know those mics, those like Logitech mics that are just like the stick

that comes up? Yes. Let's get those and record our podcast with those. We got to upgrade for the Super Megaplex. We really got to. We'll do a 360 audio thing though where we have them in like all around us. All Super Megacasts will be recorded with our phones from now on.

Yeah, get used to it, guys. Suck it up, Buttercup. Stupid, stupid. Thank you all for joining us on this episode of Super Megacast. Sorry this one has to be shorter. But guys, you know what it is. In June is when we're moving into our office, which means that once we're set up,

it's going to take a little while for us to get our feet off the ground, get everything set up, kind of backlog more. But once that is really there, we can really start kicking it with some bigger projects, get more content out more frequently, do some stuff that we've been just waiting to do for like some things we've been wanting to do for years.

We just haven't had the space or time. But it's all coming. It's all coming together. It will definitely all be coming to you. Mid to late summer. Thank you all for supporting us so we are able to do this. And we will be seeing more of you soon because we have

a tour that we're on right now. It's actually about the end of the tour now. Almost the end. Almost the end, right? There's one more show tomorrow night. In Pitts, Philadelphia? Pitts, Philadelphia. In Pitts, Adelphia. It's in Pennsylvania.

So if you're in Pennsylvania, we're in your state right now. So hope to see you guys at the show, the one tonight and the one tomorrow night. And thank you for listening. Go check us out on iTunes. Give us a little rating. Check it out on Spotify. And please subscribe. More check us out on iTunes. Give us a little rating. Check it out on Spotify. And please subscribe. More podcasts and content coming soon.

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