supermegashow - EP 145 - Sweet n' Sour (ft. FrankJavCee, Kill Bill, and Rav)

Episode Date: June 8, 2019

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I was introducing people! The fuck, man, throw a phone in the room, man. Fuck on! We got Frank Javsy ladies and gentlemen! Hello everyone. It's been a while since we had Frank on here. I have missed him. I missed you too. I was wanting everyone to throw a couple bars on to introduce themselves.

But then Vernon had to come in and... Vernon can throw some bars. Vernon, you gotta make it up. You gotta make it up. He doesn't want to flame us. You guys can't afford me. He said it wasn't a freestyle if you gotta pay for it.

I want everyone to know we had Bill and Rav on episode 101 or 102 or something like that. He didn't clearly remember if he can't remember the exact episode. He got a ballpark of it.

I ballparked it close enough. It was 102. It's 102. It was 102, I think. And I since then, these sweet, moist boys have started their own podcast which is lovely. Ryan and I have both been on it. And Frank's been on it. We've all been on it.

Yeah. Everybody's been on it. So stop this podcast right now, and I challenge you to watch at least one episode before continuing this podcast. Yeah, it's a challenge because it's hard to get through those. It's real rough. It's a real rough experience. But you know, you'll learn something.

I had a good time. We had a good time, too. Thanks for coming on. That's true. Everybody in here has been on the podcast. Yeah. Wow. Can you lay a sick beat for us while we freestyle?

Frank, I was hoping you'd ask. Matt lays down the beat, and I have to give you guys a topic, and you have to freestyle about that topic. I'm down. Okay. Dude, all the years in the dojo has come to this moment. Let's start with who wants to go first? I'll go first, as long as I can just rap about my name. Okay. Frank just rap about my name. Okay. Hold on. Let me pick the subject. Okay. Frank, you're going to rap about

your name. Okay. Thank you, Ryan. This is going to be hard. How'd you know? Yeah. Whoa. My name is Frank Javcee. I like to eat Oreos. OMG. i got a small pp microscopic like the topic i'm in the tropics uh palm trees fuck i'm free flying in the sky like a octopus like a bee uh something good i like food that is good hamburg, cheeseburgers, and the hood Yeah, I'm gangster Don't get me wrong I'm a G like lasagna I love bongs

Donkey Kong Yo Good job, Frank My man, my man, my man My man Who's going up second? Dude, I'll go second Okay

Because Rav is looking all nervous over there He's scared Yeah, Rav is looking all nervous over there He's scared What are we rapping about? Let me think real quick You are going to rap about Donkey Kong with a bong It's a big bong Donkey Kong smoking a bong

Alright, dude, I've actually been training For this moment for years now This is like the moment I'm born. So I hope I don't fuck it up because this is it. You know, this is the one. Bill, this is serious because there's no editing this part. I'm not fine. I'm a little, it's fine.

We're good. We're fine. It's fine. Yeah, I've seen you do live shows, man. This might be a little more tense than that. A little bit. A little bit. Do you want the same beat?

Dude, have you seen me live, Matt? Ooh. Oh, no, he didn't. Womp, womp, womp, womp. It's okay, Matthew Watson. It may have broken my heart that on the day of my biggest birthday show, you flew to Japan with your bros for like an entire week. I just want to say, like.

It was not planned that way. I promise, Frank. Oh, fuck, it's Frank's birthday. I got to get the fuck out of the country. I love how there's little tidbits, and the fans are picking up. They're like, God, Matt sucks. That's a really shitty fucking person. Matt hasn't edited his sister's wedding video.

I've done my sister's wedding video. I abandoned Frank on his birthday. I deleted Jackson's Animal Crossing save file. I'd like to check out a message from someone because of this stuff. They're like, you know what? You're really mean to people that care about you. You did do one good thing. What was that?

You started a Let's Play channel with a mentally challenged kid. Yeah, I did, I did. And now we're on episode 145 of the podcast and Bill's about to lay into it. Okay, so I just want to say, y'all got me all hyped up and then you just hit him with that truth bomb and now I'm sitting here like,

oh, what am I? It's okay, Matt Watson. If I was your age and had the money and resources, I would travel the world as well. Well, that makes me feel even worse. I'd forget about my friends and I would travel the world as well. Well that makes me feel even worse. I'd forget about my friends and I'd travel the world and see all these great things and eat expensive meals. Who'd have thought Reddit was right all along? I know.

Oh shit. Y'all alright? Ready, Bill? Okay, yeah dude, hit me with that. I feel like Matt's just like, Let's get into it. Yo, yo, where's my snare? Bill, are you ready? Where's my goddamn snare?

Oh yeah, what am I rapping about? I said Donkey Kong with a big bong. Donkey Kong with a big bong, of course. That's what I already do anyway. So... Ay, ay, ay. One time, one time, one time, baby. Ay, ay, ay, ay.

Yo, yo, yo. Donkey Kong with a big bong. The boy got a big schlong. Yeah, I'm out here, bitch, I'm six-pack I be out here with a big cock Come through the spot, yo, I'm a shit cock Yo, got that Glock 9 on me Yo, got that Glock 9, homie Yo, yo, this beat so sick

Donkey Kong with a big bong Yo, dribbity-dibbity-bop Whippity-dibbity-dop Dibbity-shippity-shippity-rippity-dibbidi-bop. Whibbidi-dibbidi-dop. Dibbidi-shibbidi-shibbidi- whibbidi-dibbidi-bop. I don't even have to make up words. I'm absurd. I'm flyer than the wings

of a bird. Yeah. I do it every single single time. Come through everybody hanging on to every single line. Kill Bill.

Chill Trill. Yeah. Give me them chill pills. Bitch. Damn. That was great. That was good. That was good. That was pretty good.

Follow me on the MySpace page. He puts his music on his MySpace. Yeah, they still use it. So are we going in a circle then? Well, it's Rav's turn now. Who? Who? Was someone named Rav on this podcast?

What? What? Is there not? I think it's Rave. Rave? It's Rave. Rave. Sorry. Rav. Rav. Rav. Rav. Rav on this podcast? What? What? Is there not? Who? I think it's Rave. Rave? It's Rave. Rave. Sorry.

Rav. Rav. Rav. Rav. Rav. Rav. Rav. Real quick, I'm pretty sure in an early episode of SuperMeg, I shot you guys out and I said

Rav. Yeah, you did. I was like, you know, Kill Bill and Rav? Yeah, you did that. Yeah. Yeah. You're making me feel self-conscious. Did I get it wrong?

Is it? How do you pronounce it? Rav. Rav? Yeah. So you just said Rav is what you just said? You said it wrong? You should just say Rav from it? Rav. Rav? Yeah. So you just said Rav, is what you just said? You said it wrong? You should just say Rav from this point on and it'll be good.

Just do that. From now on, it's Rav. Yeah. Yeah, thanks guys. This is great. Can y'all tell me the truth? Rav. So I got it right.

You were good. You were just goofing on me. I wasn't goofing on you. They were goofing on you. I think you did goof on me. We weren't goofing you. We were goofing on Rav. What?

Because we were saying like, there's someone named Rav here. Rav? Like, we're like, who? Who's Rav? He's sitting right next to me. He's wearing some beautiful fucking glasses. I like his style. Actually, both of your styles I connect with because it's, like, all black.

I would like Rav giving me a handy in the movie theater tonight, for sure. Ooh, spicy. Ooh. We gotta hear Rav. I'm lucky. Okay, I hear Rav's rap. Rav. Okay, what up, Ryan?

DJ Ryan! You're going to be rapping about an unsuccessful circumcision This is perfect Yeah, rap is literally Relatable, who can relate? Literally like two hours ago Yeah, all they ever rap about

You know, rap comes from a lot of people's personal hardships and experiences. And penises. And penises, yeah. Big penises. Or small penises. Penises of every size, flavor, and shape. That's what hip-hop stands for.

Huge and small penis. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I hate that I just sit there and think that out for a second. Like, H-A-Nope. Alright, Raph. Are you guys shitting on our culture right now?

That we're bringing to this podcast? No, I'm sorry. Just because y'all aren't rappity rappers and then we come here and you just disrespect our culture. I'm sorry. We just have to make ourselves feel like we're bigger than y'all. Hip hop. Hip hop. Yo, hip hop.

Alright, Raph. Alright. A circumcision? An unsuccessful circumcision It went wrong it failed Going fucking in We about to cut the skin Oh these words is nice

You about to get uncircumcised Wait but it goes wrong So wrong your skin fucking long Wait so long I thought I cut half of it but it was like so wrong your skin fucking long wait so long I thought I cut half of it but it was like a quarter this shit out of order Rav come through and you know he be supporting Trump what oh shit oh oh so you guys later we can't we can't release this podcast sorry sorry guys well that was the pod could you imagine releasing this 10 minute podcast? That's why they call a Rav aka Young Ben Shapiro.

You got a Young Ben Shapiro. Y'all what up? It's Young Ben Shapiro. What do you think guys? Facts or feelings? Which one? That should be your rap topic for when you do it. I'm not doing the rap shit. We're all doing the rap shit. I don't want to. It's easy.

Ryan. Just counting the hat. I've always like backed out of that stuff. It's the day you're not going to because you're here with your bros.

You're here. You're here with the friends, man. Wow. Thank you. You just want the homies. You got a 40 in your

hand. Close your eyes. You got a 40 in your hand. You got a blunt just hanging out the lip. How big is the blunt? It's so it was it was

made from a black and mild wine flavor with the yeah, but it's like the size of a backwood somehow. And it's massive. Fuck, man. Am I holding the 40 right? You kind of poured it out a little bit. It's a goblet. It's a goblet.

It's a pimp goblet. A 40 of Henny. I'm gonna hold the goblet like this. You got a big ass dookie chain on, bro. I got just dookie on my chest. You ain't even got some shit on it. You're not wearing a shirt. You got some shit smeared in your chest here. But you got a gold chain that says dookie chain on, bro. I got just Dookie on my chest. You ain't even got some shit on it. You're not wearing a shirt. You got some shit smeared in your chest hair, but you got a gold chain that says Dookie on it.

Yeah. Okay. How you feeling now? You ready? You just listened to the Run DMC album for the first time. I really don't want to do this, but I guess y'all aren't going to give me another option, so I'm going to... If you need help. How about we let you pick your own topic?

I don't want to. No, that's unfair. Can you rap about Donkey Kong and a big bong? Because I've heard you do that before. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I don't want to steal your topic. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. Diddy Kong with a shitty bong.

Diddy Kong with a broken bong. Wait, how about we do a rap together, Ryan? Would that make you feel better? I can be Bill and you can be... I was going to say, you can be Rad. My brain doesn't work well with finding rhyming schemes.

You're just finding rhyming. You can't stop rhyming. Dude! Hey, yo, you better get signed to Def Jam with that shit. You just did it. Can I do the beat this time? Go for it. Am I really doing... Diddy Kong with what?

Diddy Kong with the? Diddy Kong with the shitty dong. It's Diddy Kong with the shitty dong. Jumping up the trees, not knowing what to do, but he's gonna ping on me. Oh, I love the flow. It feels good. I can't wait to suck his cock. Oh, it feels good. Oh, man, it's Diddy Kong. I'm gay and I can't wait for this to be done. Okay, there it is.

Woo! That's why they call you Rayan. Like some goose slipping out in there. Yo, are you from the Wu-Tang Clan? Yeah, I was just on Sway in the morning. Oh, shit. Five fingers of death, dude. That was fun.

Okay, Matt. Unfortunately. You can't do a beat. No, no, no. I can do the beat. I frankly do the beat. What's another one? Man, I'm last.

That puts a lot of pressure on me. Oh, give him a subject. He's the anchor. Oh, yeah. Okay, let me think. Let me think. Let me think. Matt, you're going to be rapping about your sister's wedding video that you haven't edited yet.

Personal. You're the best songwriter. Yo. I got a sister, she's kind of upset about three years ago, she went and got wed And she had me and my friends shoot a video of the wedding I was supposed to edit that shit Put it together, make memories and shit But I didn't, I actually forget to do it

And now she's mad at it Yeah, because I didn't do the video I lost the footage Just kidding, I still have it though I think I need to double check I hope she doesn't hear this Cause she would be upset Yo

Yeah Whoa, Matt's a bad person Yeah, Matt's a bad person, ladies and gentlemen Matt's a shitty friend and brother, apparently I'm a shitty lot of things I didn't say, that was the subreddit I think you're a good friend That's why I've been with you so long Wait, what did the subreddit say? I'm a shitty lot of things. I didn't say it. That was the subreddit. I think you're a good friend. That's why I've been with you so long.

Wait, what did the subreddit say? I'm out of the loop. I haven't been on YouTube in like three months. I'm actually out of the loop on this one, too. What did they say? Oh, they said that Matt's a bad person, but a good kisser. Oh, that's true. He does have succulent lips.

But you just said it's true that I'm a bad person. I'm just kidding. Frank, Frank, I want Frank to throw a shit. I wish that face was recording. He's like. I really do want to come to one of Frank's shows. Well, you could come to one next Saturday. Next Saturday?

June 8th, dude. Our show. It's. Yeah, I'm going to be there. I already RSVP'd. Wait, when is it? It's next Saturday. It's this Saturday.

Next Saturday. June 8th. What time? It's at 5. It starts at 5 and when we go, it's 1130. That means it's tomorrow. That sucks. I hope I'm there because I get back on the 8th.

Wait, if you guys are listening to this, that show's tomorrow in L.A. and y'all should come. Buy tickets at the door? How about this? We're actually going to have tickets for sale, pre-sale. We're dropping them. We'll also have some at the door, too. Most of them will probably sell out by the time this is out.

The venue's secret. That means that by the time this podcast drops, within a 24-hour period afterwards, I will have been to a Frank Javsi show. There you go. And then you're a good person. I'm going to wear a Frank Javsi shirt. I'm going to have a big sign that says,

We love you, Frank. Just to make up for all the other shows I didn't come to. You have to tattoo his channel name on your forehead too. I'll get the old profile picture. I missed that one. I'm trying to see if I can find I didn't come to. You have to tattoo his channel name on your forehead, too. It's just long. I'll get the old profile picture. I missed that one. I'm trying to see if I can find out when I come back, because I definitely want one. Well, you don't have to be there at 5. You can come in later than that.

It's wrestling themed, and I'm going to dress up as Nacho Libre. We have a wrestling ring and everything. Oh, my God. I got to dress up now. You got to. Yeah, you could dress up as a muscular wrestler. Or wear a thong and a cape. That's all it is is superheroes, but in real life.

Diddy Kong with a shitty slung, you know? Yeah, you could. Okay, Bill, you'll be Donkey Kong. Grav will be Diddy Kong. With a thong. Yeah. Oh, Diddy Kong with a thong? Yeah, dude.

Can I also wear a thong? Yeah, if you want. I mean, that's what wrestling's all about. Kill Bill getting those cheap thrills with his ill skills on stage showing his pack age. His pack age. And it's swinging in my face. Damn. And I'm getting harder than first place your face.

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Getting harder, guys. He's not choking, dude. He's not choking. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not choking. It's fine. I'm getting harder.

Give him some water. Give him some water. Dude, lots of things get hard. Think about it. Condensed space. Oh. That's hard. That is hard, I think.

I don't know. I'm not a physicist. Pretty hard. Look it up. And my friend Ryan. Yeah. He's never lying. Who can relate?

He's sometimes crying. Who can relate? He's sometimes crying. Who can relate? But he's always frying because he's so goddamn hot that all the thoughts want a piece of his cock. Just a piece. Everyone on the block will come and stop at Ryan's house, peek up his blouse, lick his nuts, and... Smoke some blunts.

Fuck me raw, and don't even end it with a rhyme. Fuck him raw. The truth don't have to rhyme. Yeah, exactly. You know who said that? Me. Albert Einstein said that. He was like, the truth don't have to rhyme,

and then he dropped the best mixtape of that year He also dropped something else A nuclear bomb He helped make the nuclear bomb Did you see Nagasaki or Hiroshima? In person? Not anymore because they were blown away Ryan what the hell man They're still there

Are they? I think so Are they just giant holes in the earth? No, they rebuilt that shit. The desert where they did all the testing for nuclear stuff, like, that's also where the aliens show up. So I think, like, if you go to, like, those parts in Japan, you could probably see aliens. Oh, shit. Do you think the aliens come because, like, they come because they're drawn?

All right, that's weird because I watched this documentary and it was, like, aliens want to be peaceful but they see that we have these nuclear weapons which is very stressful because they they know what the power that brings so they're trying to get us to get rid of the nuclear weapons so they first discovered us because when we did the nuclear tests you know that energy goes out into space they detect that they're like oh shit there's some intelligent civilization blowing shit up let's go check it out. So they went to where the explosions were.

That's why Roswell's in the desert. That's why Area 51's in the desert. Yeah. Wow. I'm really into the electromagnetic frequency spectrum. Holy fuck. So, like, that shit is, like, the time gatekeep for alien space travel, quantum physics. Like, they travel through space using electromagnetic warps. Can you explain?

No, I can't. I'm too high right now. Okay. Well, I don't think we can also understand it because they're aliens. Okay, how about this? If aliens existed, they do, first of all. Yeah. I genuinely do believe so. Of course. What if they're super tiny? Like they exist

in molecules and we can't even see them? What if they eat your ass every time you sleep? Oh, fuck. That ain't too bad. That's not an alien. That's not an alien. That's my wife. Right here, brother.

Right here. Right fucking here. Right fucking here. Nice, dude. That hurts my hand a little bit. So, yeah. Like, yeah. I think aliens, I feel like, i think we talked about this like a

million podcasts ago about aliens we like we haven't recorded a million matt that's a lot ryan you know what i'm saying oh hyperbole yeah basically uh like a word i feel like it's almost of course i can't say with 100 confidence because i don't know for a fact but it's like if the universe you can say with 99.9 confidence you're You're a let's player. Because if, like think of how much carbon dioxide, just H2O or that stuff too. You know, water. Just everything, dude. Is out there in the universe. Life has to be out there.

Whether it's like a little, like even if it's a tiny little microorganism. That's an alien. Swimming around in some fluids. What do you think aliens rap like? Have you ever seen Toe Jam and Earl? Yes. You ever play that? It's that.

That's it. That's actually a documentary. That's it, yeah. Have you ever seen, there's like this woman on YouTube, she's like rapping in tongues to like Lil Wayne. She's like, I've been like, you guys should do that on your next album. I'll produce it. You guys got to do a whole song of like where you just rap it in tongues.

And to do that, you need to go to like a worship night at like a youth group and just get really into it. And then finally, once you're feeling the Holy Spirit strong enough, you just hit it in tongues. And to do that, you need to go to a worship night at a youth group and just get really into it. And then finally, once you're feeling the Holy Spirit strong enough, you just hit record. I'm thinking just like, okay, go to a youth group, like a random youth group, and just take some DMT and just see what happens and put a microphone in front of your face and then just sync it to a beat.

That would be horrifying. Imagine going to a random youth group in Oklahoma and just show up just tripping out of your mind on DMT. I've been to a Catholic church on pot brownies. That shit was weird. I feel like going to a place of worship while under the influence of drugs would be very weird. Yeah.

You'd start thinking about things too much and you start to see like. I think it would be boring. It would be pretty boring. I get my own head. Like think of how bored you are in church already. Like, cause I didn't get to go to... Because there were two different types of services at the church I went to. There was the early morning service, which was, like, they'd have it in the basement.

Fuck that, dude. Fuck the early morning service. They'd have, like, electric guitars. They'd turn up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they'd have the, like, noon service. Yeah, and that's where, like, everyone's looking at... Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost.

I went to, like to the Christmas one. So it was like they sang Christmas stuff. Oh, shit. That'd actually be kind of cool. Did they have a Christmas raffle? I don't remember. That was like three years ago. But I did notice that when we would sit down, get up, and then sing together, I was like,

wow, our brains are so in sync right now. I'm really feeling the Holy Ghost. Yeah, you can feel that Holy Ghost pulsing through you, dude. Yeah, it was pretty... I told you about my ideologies once. I remember telling you that and then you were like, wow, that's interesting.

What do you want me to say? That's stupid. It is interesting hearing other people's beliefs. I like what you told me though. You were like, parallel universes, what if everyone that exists out there, everyone you meet is just a people's uh beliefs and i like what you told me though and you were like um you're like parallel universes what if everyone that exists out there like everyone you meet is just a parallel universe you and i was like no that's that's like something that i like i'm not saying what if that's kind of

how i view things because i feel like everyone is so different and their minds work so differently that within their within their mind and how they see things is technically just another universe just because of how they taste differently, see things differently. Like everything's so subjective. Yeah, it's as you said, everything's so subjective, therefore there's a different universe contained in everyone's mind. That always trips me out

because it's like, that whole concept where it's like, what if the red that Rav sees is like, what I see is blue, you know? Yeah. That's something like kindergarten, like, woke shit. That's like the first thought you had you know yeah that's something like kindergarten like woke shit like what if everyone's favorite color is actually the same color to them oh wow that's scary but

you see where I'm getting at but it's a different color for different people fuck man or or y'all y'all fuck with osmosis jones of course yeah osmosis jones well I didn't like the live action segment I've never seen it well let me tell you something way too gross that That's actually facts. That's how your bodies work. That's what's going on in your body.

I wish. When I was a kid, I was like, do I have someone as cool as Osmosis Jones protecting me? No, you have someone even cooler, and his name is Jesus Christ. Oh. Good guy. Superstar.

Great guy. I'd hang out with him. Yo, Jesus Christ Superstar is so good, and y'all need to sample that on your next album. Is it good? Oh, Jesus Christ. I saw it.. And y'all need to sample that on your next album. Is it good? Oh, Jesus Christ. I saw it. My mom used to always play the CDs.

CDs nuts? CDs nuts. Oh, my God. Yes! Yes! You know what I'm saying? Got him. That was pretty good.

Got him. She'd play the CDs. Thanks, guys. Self-confidence is boosting. It should be, dude. It should be. And I went and saw it live and it was incredible. It was breathtaking.

Not as good as the Book of Mormon live. Well, the thing is. You saw the Book of Mormon live? Yeah. How was that? My favorite musical. Ooh, nice. I like that the South Park guys made it.

Yeah. Oh, speaking of the book, like the real Book of Mormon, not the tour we just did, but the one right before. You came in a day later and Harrison and I were in a hotel room in North Carolina, and we opened the drawer, and there was just a Book of Mormon inside, so we took it. Did you read it? You can take the Bibles in hotel rooms, right? Did you convert to Mormonism?

I can't see anyone. See, here's the thing. How can someone be mad at you? If you go to Barnes & Noble and steal the Bible, do you think a trueian would actually care that you're trying to have the word of god for free like every if you're a christian you should believe everyone should have the word of god for free right i mean but then that brings me back to like christian bands or christian just uh musical artists if someone rips their songs and covers them do you think they're like very like no i want all the money from that so you mean I could put my mixtape?

Do they truly want Jesus's message out there or is it really just for fame? In hotel rooms. I think it's just for fame. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We have to have a discussion about this though. Okay. So like at the end of the day, what is a Christian song? What is it?

What do you define as a Christian song? Imagine Dragons. A song that, first of all, has the same shitty four chords. Casting Crowns is a perfect example of a Christian song. No, I'm not talking about musically. I'm talking about thematically, what makes a song a Christian song. It has to convey the message that... I mean, there could be several things, but it has to convey the themes. Because, you know, it's like, what's a love song?

It's you're singing about a certain person person or you're singing about being in love where this is you're singing about feeling the presence of god uh feeling his his grace you know you're singing for him you listen to lecrae he had a lot of love for god fuck it dude toby mackett dude he's a great christian rapper so so my question though is okay okay so if i write a love song and I believe in love, right? Get a little deep here. Okay. I believe in love. I believe in spreading love. But I write a song and I make it to where I think it's good and I want people to enjoy

it and I get money from it. Right? How's that really any different from someone writing a love song for Jesus? Not a love song for Jesus, but then they put that shit out there. You know, they still worked on that shit. They still work real hard on it, even though it's for like a good good shouldn't be about the money didn't jesus teach us that it shouldn't be about the uh physical thing like the physical uh things we could buy or i mean they also they also say that you can't eat shrimp and people be eating shrimp yeah people because no one

actually gives a shit about the belief of the bible they just they just they they i think the the bible in christianity is used as a general moral compass to guide children at first, and then for adults to later in life have a friend group. That's what I think is the main pull of a church. I'm just saying the Christian rappers should get their bag. That's all I'm saying. Let them get the bag. Why don't we start a Christian rap group?

Do it. Be like Brock Hatton of Christian rap. That's a great idea. We can get the bag, finally. Like a rap collective. Let's a great idea. We can get the bag, finally. Like a rap collective. Let's do it. The Bible Brothers. I like the Christian songs where they're like,

thank God, God's going to save us. I like those sentiments because it makes it sound like everything fucking sucks. It's like, oh, thank God, God's going to save us. He's going to perish or solve via fire. He's going to pull through any moment now. Okay, so we're going to be a Christian rap group and we're going to become millionaires

and we're going to put Toby Mac to shame. Yo, I used to jam out to Toby Mac so fucking hard. I had the CDs. I still remember them. It's like, I don't want to gain the whole world and lose my soul. Mr. Franklin, step up to the mic, please. I mean, that guy steps up and sings some couple bars. Didn't Toby Mac do...

Was it Toby Mac or was it someone else who had his son come in? That was Toby Mac. Every album he has a song where his son would come in and rap, and I love those. That's wonderful. This is so foreign to me. I was raised on, like, paganism. What? Yeah.

Get out, Frank. What? I didn't know that. That's why, like, I'm all in, like, it's just new age. Why'd you go to a Christmas service? out, Frank. What? I didn't know that. That's why I'm all in. It's just new age. Why'd you go to a Christmas service? Because, Marion. Oh, okay.

Yeah, my girlfriend's super Catholic. Ooh. Yeah. Wow, you said it like a bar. Catholic. Yeah, I kind of wanted to come up with something. She hella Catholic. Catholic.

Catholic. Yeah. Catholic. Yeah, that's a triple. It's not like Versace, but Catholic. Yeah, Catholic. Catholic. Catholic.

I like that. That could be our first song, guys. Oh song guys. Oh brothers. Can you do that? I want Migos to be like a Christian rap but if we get sued we can't get sued because like we're like fuck We're like Christian rap group. No one's gonna like be like yeah, you can you get like that religious tax exemption sure not as a good What mmm that's see now. We're getting some real great. Yeah, because that's like where the log gets really weird. Because like at any time you could just start your own religion and be like, yeah, this is my religion. This is my church. It works for L. Ron Hubbard. Yeah. He has a lot of followers.

While you guys are here, it would be very easy for us to make a Christian rap song. The Catholic Cadillac. Matt, you're better at beatboxing than me. I was fucking up the whole time. No, Frank, you're doing fantastic, dude. Were you just thinking about that for the past 30 minutes? He's been waiting to throw it in. He's like, oh god, I need to say it.

Now people can't call me out on it. You guys have all been thinking it. I can see it. Bill is sitting there like, god, what the fuck? Since we're bringing up stuff from earlier in the podcast, I found out that I do arrive in LA around 5.29 p.m. Yes!

So that means I'll be about... I'll bring my bag, because I don't bring a check luggage usually, because I save my clothes at home so that I don't have to pack that much. Understandable. We have a green room, so you can just let us know when you're there. I'll be about... Fuck, I'm going to be like an hour to an hour and 30 minutes late i mean the show's still gonna be going on by then yeah we're going all

the way till 11 30 man wait really yeah yeah it's like a festival it's like let's see we've got blunt guts well am i gonna miss y'all performing though we're the last act yeah we're the last act you're i go on at 8 30 yeah 8 30 oh so i30. Oh, so I'm, okay. I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the whole lineup is Blunt Guts. We've got Eric X from Strange Friends. We got, well, Blunt Guts is from Strange Friends as well. Shango. Shango, who makes really good music. Shockity Cakes.

J. New. J. New. We got Tyler Cole. We've got Love Sad Kid. We've got Frank here. Frank J. Franklin, man. My man, Franklin J.

Some idiots named Kill Bill and Rav Are there And there's a wrestling ring So that's pretty cool I have a Christian rap song If you guys want to hear it Wait That you made one?

Yeah I wrote one It's not released yet If you guys want to hear it Yes Yo Can someone beatbox for me Real quick Yeah what kind of beat

Do you want? Just like hit me with a beat And I'll tell you to slow it down And speed it up I'll tell you Hey That's perfect Hey Yo I think I've seen God What beat do you want? Just hit me with a beat and I'll tell you to slow it down and speed it up. I'll tell you. Hey, that's perfect. Hey. Yo, I think I seen God, he drive a all white Lambo.

Plays Marvel 2 and always picks Captain Commando. Favorite movie, Rambo. Favorite song, Guillotine. He love his job but hates that little part where he kills your dreams. He's never ever late for his business meetings. His sentences are short but all of them have different meanings.

Playing with demons, dreaming of dying, dying to leave. It's the vampires by my campfire. Fuck! So I think God would definitely play. God would,

like you're going to heaven, dude. He's a cool guy. He's like, Bill, you can sin as much as you want. I just think, listen, listen, listen. I think, yeah, he listens to death.

I think that if God was a person, he would probably be the coolest person ever, right? Like if he was like a personified. I think Jesus would be the coolest person ever right like if he was like a person i think jesus would be the coolest person ever well like okay god seems like like the stepdad to the coolest person ever okay well he still likes he still likes death grips and he uh he he means he means uh a captain commando on marvel 2 how about this he's a really cool guy and everyone loves him but at home he's just an just an abusive motherfucker. That'd be pretty tragic.

He was like, yeah, just go on down there and get yourself killed. And he impregnated Mary without her consent. She was also like 14, right? That's chill. That's a little weird. That's totally normal.

It was 1 AD. Was it or 0 AD You're doing Alabama. How are you going to judge her? God for Alabama. Oh, God. Oh, man. A worm. A worm.

But basically, I was on the plane yesterday and I was thinking like, because, you know, everyone has that idea of what Jesus looks like. But then those scientists made that rendering of like what he probably actually looked like, and he's just this ugly, goofy looking dude. And I like to think going back in time, and there's a crowd around this guy, and it's like, it's Jesus! And you break through the crowd, and your whole life you're conditioned to think it's this beautiful white man with flowing long hair and a halo, and you break through and

it's just this weird looking, kind of Neanderthal-ic looking guy. I like how juggling and everyone's like, Oh! It reminds me of when in the live show, because I had to draw Jesus. I started drawing Jesus, and I made him brown instead of white because he's definitely not white. Oh!

But then, while I was doing it, I'm so glad that I changed him to orange, the color of Garfield like you told me, because it just looked like I was drawing an offensive picture of a Muslim man I was like let's do Garfield Jesus so how was the tour like oh man what are the highlights it was um it was super fun it was tiring but but very rewarding very fun got to meet a lot of cool people did a lot of fun shows got to see some cool cities got a dope Philly cheesesteak in the city of Philly.

Drove a lot. A brotherly love. Drank a lot. Kissed a lot. You know. That's what happens on the road from what I've heard. Yeah. It's just you and your bros kissing in the van.

So how was getting your toe sucked by an audience member? Man, so I talked about this on last week's podcast. If you guys haven't listened to that one yet, go check out for the full story but it uh sorry i didn't watch it it's an experience i soon won't forget i'll tell it roy podcast number two you're getting a shout out thanks for the thanks for the tinder suckle upon my my little piggies shout out roy hit me up roy yeah right he did he did it good, man. That's good. That's good. Was it gentle?

It was very soft. He's clearly done it before. Okay, good. Sucks on toes. Does it real good. Oh. Wait, what's the bar right before that? It's sucks on dick, does it real good.

Right before that. Oh. He says someone's name, right? I don't know. I just heard it sampled like a million times. Something, something. Roy sucks on toes does it real good? I'll look it up. Is that the that one slob on my knob? Yeah It's been sampled like literally and everything in the world that that one like there's what song is it were that they it's sample

Where's it one of y'all songs? Yeah, there's a song real good Yeah It's a sample. Is it one of y'all's songs? Yeah, there's a song. Is it real good? Yeah, me and Square used a beat. It was produced by DJ LG. And he flipped. It was like this, what is it? Not a Brazilian sample, but something like that. And then they speak Portuguese over it.

And then also they threw in the, does it real good in there. Would you guys ever go to Brazil like just to go? I wouldn't. I mean, OK. You get to see the giant Jesus. I would I would go for the food and the music. I love Carnival. Brazil statistically has more videos on LiveLeak and r slash watch people die than any other place.

Number one in the world. But the people always say come to Brazil in my inbox. So, you know, Brazil also had the world's biggest concert. Place number one in the yeah, but the people always say come to Brazil in my inbox So, you know Brazil also had the world's biggest concert. It was like some random guy at 1.5 million. What was his name? I'm random guy. I don't remember. Yeah, it was like Concert everyone just pile in the marshmallow. No, it was like at the 80s yourself I want to say it was like some Bob Dylan guy No, who's the guy that wears like the little ascot? And he's like, born in the USA.

Freddie from the Scooby-Doo movie. Yeah, I think Bruce Springsteen had a 1.5 million like concert in Brazil. It was just free on the beach. And like 1.5 million people showed up. I get nervous when like 100 people come to a show. I can't imagine 1.5 million people. I feel like it works the opposite way. Because 1.5 million is such a ridiculous, goofy fucking number to just think about.

Like, when you see that many people, you're like, I could fuck up. And, like, the sound of booze, like, no one gives a shit. It's just like a white noise of just... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a bunch of ants. Like, you know when you see, like, a bunch of ants on something? It's like, whoa. I like how you held out your hands for that as if, like, you've held, like, a handful of nothing but ants.

I have. Like, you just see a bunch of ants One of my things was like Holding sodas outside and then drinking them afterwards when they were covered with ants What? Yeah like when I was a kid like I would Sometimes I'd be like oh I'm drinking coke and I just leave it on the floor And then I came back to go drink it but there was like covered in ants and I didn't see them

There was ants everywhere Oh okay the way you said that I thought you meant like you Like I did that purposely It's one of the things I did like you do it on purpose like Alright I'm gonna go crack a coke leave it outside for the ants to get inside, and then I'm gonna come back. Oh, oops, some ants got in this again. My bad.

Oopsies. Oops, all ants. How come when I was a kid, I like stepped in like thousands of anthills, and now when I'm an adult, I can't remember the last time I've stepped in an anthill. Dude, I got my ass ate by ants as a kid. They tore it up. Dude, wow. Like, I remember one time, especially those big fuzzy ones,

dude, I was sitting on a log and basically I didn't realize that it was covered in fire ants and all of a sudden I feel just all over my ass, my legs. I had to rip my pants off, jump in some water, which if you have ants on you and you jump in water, nope, that doesn't get them off.

They create like a raft. And they will stay on your skin while you're underwater. They hold on. So how did't get them off. They create like a raft. And they will stay on your skin while you're underwater. They hold on. So how did you get them off? My dad helped me slap them off. Oh my god. You gotta really go, okay, this is something. Wait, how old were you when that happened?

My dad helped me slap myself off. Oh, you said some ants somehow. Let me slap your ass to get them off. Oh, oh. Yeah, I got a a it was another time I was at like a hardware store and I was standing outside

and apparently I was just standing in an anthill because I was a dumbass kid and they all went up my legs and well they don't like the thing is is they emit

a fucking like pheromone or some shit they all know to like bite it the same time yeah like that's the thing it was never just like one at a time like oh shit

like by the time they'd start biting there's like 50 of them on you. And you're like, how did they all do that at the same time? I remember for my 11th birthday, I, uh,

I had like this like really like shitty, like a go-kart, you know? I mean, it was a go-kart. So I was just stoked about that. Right. But like,

like I was so excited cause it was my birthday and my friends came over and they had Grand Theft Auto three, which I wasn't allowed to play at the time, but my mama, she ain't know. Anyway. So, so I'm sitting there and I'm all excited. I'm like, Oh I wasn't allowed to play at the time, but my mama she ain't no So so I'm sitting there. I'm all excited I'm like we're gonna play that game later And also we're gonna do we're gonna get on this go-kart

And it was like just enough room for two people so like two people would ride around and then they would get off and then They get back on you know and as I'm like going to the go-kart I step in an ant hill and it get all over me like I'm standing in it for like a long ass time And they're getting they they're getting me and then I'm like oh like i'm crying i'm running like a little bitch right it's the worst feeling no the worst part is is like i go down there and like i'm standing like at there's like a little carport here and i like holler at my dad i was like yo i got ants all over me i'm dying he's like don't worry son i got this and he was like he brings out like lysol and apparently if you spray

ants with lysol when they die and also it's like feels good on your skin when you get bit i don't know what that is because the alcohol in it i don't know it's something like crazy redneck shit my dad thought up i guess anyway so as he's getting that i'm standing in another fucking ant hill so i'm like i can't even enjoy the go-kart because my fucking feet are all swollen up and shit because i like to think like bill's dad actually put the ants there because he couldn't get his son to shower. So he just had something. So he's just spraying with Lysol. Yeah.

I never heard of the Lysol thing. Like you said, it's like something redneck, which reminds me of like something that I used to do in the mornings to get the ice off of my car. I used to just take bottles of Coca-Cola and pour it on the, when when i when that works because it works perfectly yeah yeah yeah that's perfect my dad is there anything else like that where it's like just shit that you do there's one okay here's here's one that's kind of funny my dad he's dipped all my life and like he wasn't there no he's done dip like like tobacco right and like, one time I got... R.I.P. Rav.

But, no, one time I got bit by a wasp, and then he put, like, dip on the, like, he went like this and just put it on the fucking... Gross. Dude, he didn't even notice you. He didn't even notice you got stung. He just needed somewhere to put the dip. Bro, I got too much dip in my lip. Take some of this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, gee, thanks, Dad. I mean, I don't know if it worked or not. I was so young, but I was just upset that it happened. He's probably like, yo, watch me put some dip on my dumbass son. And then when he's, you know, like 26, he'll still be telling the story thinking it worked. Yeah, actually, we just slept on Ryan doing the best young Bill impression. Oh, yeah.

I missed that. Can you do that again? Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Dad. Hey, I'm so excited, Dad. It's like if Bobby had a DJ. I'm smoking a big bomb. Can I get a Super Nintendo, Dad? That's perfect. That was Young Bill.

That's exactly what I felt like. Have y'all ever tried ant piss? What? Ant piss. Yeah, I don't know you ever tried ant piss? What? Yeah. Ant piss. Yeah, I don't know if it's ant piss or some sort of ant acid thing. Yeah. I promise it's...

What do you mean? Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Does it come in a bottle? Y'all sip it? No, no, no, no, no. Or do you get the ants and you squeeze the piss out of them? What is this? It's easy money, okay?

Check this out. You grab a little plant, right? Yeah. Let's say a leaf that's kind of not too bendy and long, right? Okay. You lick it and you shove it in the anthill and you keep it in there for like, I don't know, 15 seconds. You pull it out, you shake the ants off of it and then you lick it and it's fucking like

a sour treat. Like it's good? What the fuck are you talking about, dude? Are you like a hunter-gatherer? Like, this was your treat as a kid? It's a good shot of vitamin C. What are you talking about? I picture young Rav with a loincloth going out in the woods.

Like, in the jungle, like, ant piss. Rav's mama pulls up, and she's just like, what are you doing? What are you doing out there? He's like, I'm sipping ant piss, ma. Hey, yo, ma, I'm sipping that ant piss. Hey yo ma, let me live. Show me love. Show me love ma. You selling reposts? What's it what's he doing out there, honey? Yeah, he's doing the whole ant piss thing. Just let him believe it I kind of want to try it now, I'm down.

Yo, can we do it? Let's find some ants. Also, also wait a second if you stick a wet leaf in an anthill, it's going to come out caked in dirt. So you're licking all that dirt, too? What are you talking about? Okay, it's not like a leaf leaf. It's like a, you know, like a... Like a blade of grass or something? Yes.

There you go. You know, something that's kind of like leafy. Licking a stick is gross, dude. Dude, sticking something in an anthill and then sucking whatever liquid from the ants put on it is gross. Now, I'm not some sort of scientist. I don't know if it's actually piss or just they shoot it up with the acid cuz they're like a he's attacking our home Hey, don't move it don't

Grab what the fuck is me? Fuck don't me what the hell is stealing up piss. Hey, fuck you you ball bag. I'm a piss on Hey, fuck you, you ball bag. I'm going to piss on you. I sound like a fucking Italian animal. Hey, don't he? I'm your motherfucker. I'm walking here.

And then I shake him off. And they go, slurp. Right? Yeah. And it's like, damn, that's sour. What does it taste like? Sour. It tastes like a warhead. Like, I've eaten an ant before.

Dude, you probably shouldn't be eating it then. It's chill. That means it's acidic. It's chill. Yes, it's acidic. Not everything acidic is bad. Yo, I'm about to go sip a whole vat of ant piss after this okay well you could

actually do it right now that might be too much Matt and I have to read some ads okay cool do it today's ad is for ant piss sick Uncle Rav's ant piss

that was our sponsor oh wait that was our sponsor oh yeah that was our sponsor for last week you didn't listen it's fine no I did that was him making a reference to it oh that's what it was we lied we never made that up see now you feel dumb I knew that because I listened so I knew that there was no

oh then why the sweat I have a problem my skin profusely sweats a little too much sometimes. Okay, why the boner? It's because he's so excited to read these ads. Yeah, it's because I'm so excited to do some ad reads. Okay. And we have the corporate gun aimed right at us right now.

Everything checks out. All right. Let's do some ad reads. You guys, would you mind sitting quietly and doing nothing while we read some ads? Okay. Are you ready for this, Matt? May I hit the vape? Do you?

Yeah. Only if I can hit the vape? Do you? Yeah. Only if I can hit the vape. Yes, you can. You boys off that good kush? This is something really weird. The last hour after we finished Sekiro, I felt so high, but I didn't have any weed.

Like, I feel so high. Because you saw me beat those bosses and you got the rush. Like, I feel like I'm high right now. Yeah, light up a blunt in here. Yeah, dude. You don't have to. Dude, both ones.

Y'all ever come here with cigars being like, hello, I'm- Pass this over. Yeah, I'd love to smoke cigars in here and Brant would be so mad. Brant, we did get the smell of your penis out of here. Dude. You got the ad? Stinky penis. He does have a stinky penis, bro. You got the ad ready, Matt?

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Sipping on some ant piss, dude. Ant piss. Sorry, we had to put you guys in a void, but now we've brought you back. Yeah, it was real fucking scary. Actually, I'm really glad that I'm not in there anymore. Rav, you got some piss running down your leg. Dude. Rav was telling us a story about growing up

when you said teenagers gave you a cigarette. Oh, yeah. I first smoked my cigarette. My first cigarette. Your one cigarette that you have to this day that you continue to smoke. I'm a terrible hoarder. So, yeah. So so the first cigarette I ever smoked, I was two. I was out on the

block. Wait, you were two? Yeah. What? Nuh-uh. How can you remember this? I don't remember shit when I was two. Oh, I got my ass beaten bad enough to remember it. He grew up in the Soviet Union. Wait, you stole, did you steal this cigarette from Putin himself? Listen up, kids, alright? I was walking around the block, because I was the god on the block. When you say block, you mean, did you steal this cigarette from Putin himself? Listen up, kids, all right?

I was walking around the block because I was the god on the block. When you say block, you mean like the Soviet block? The post-Soviet Union, like, little ghetto playground. Would you say you were more waddling? I wasn't waddling. I can't picture a two-year-old, like, doing like an adult business. He was like pimp strutting. And every time he was like, brrrah, brrrah.

You know? It was a real flex. So the neighborhood was covered with cigarette buds all over the place. So I just picked up one because everybody's smoking. I walked up to these two gentlemen that I thought were adults. Looking back at it, they might have been teenagers. Super mega fans. You thought, like you, you were an adult in your head at that time, right?

No, I wasn't some psychopath, dude. You knew you were a little baby? I knew what I was doing. I was like, I am a baby. I thought to myself, goo goo gaga, you know? Yeah, that's what you said. And he knew it. So I was like, I come over, I'm like, light me up.

I was like, spark me up. And they're like, yeah, okay. And because they thought it was funny right and so they did and then my mom saw me she was like i'ma beat your ass she came out she beat my ass and she brought me back she locked me in the room went to wash dishes in the kitchen she hears that i stopped crying she's like damn did he fall asleep she goes back into the room and i'm not there i jumped out of the window back on the block god on on the block. Damn, the God on the block. I just like to imagine you as a child.

I imagine you as a child and you just walk up to these teenagers and they're a little confused and you're just like, hey, Donnie, you got a fucking light? Hey, Donnie. I just flew from the fucking anthill. Y'all got a fucking lighter? If that was a short film, it would have ended with a still

shot of the open window and then a tracking shot of you walking, smoking that same cigarette. Actually, when I left the room and I jumped out, I went out on the block and I was hiding from my mom. There was like a big tire. What better way to hide yourself than with the smoke of a cigarette? There was a big tire suspended from the tree, like from the branch off like a rope, and you could sit inside it, you know?

And so there was just a bunch of little homies inside. Wait, how many kids were just in a tire? Yeah. You found a colony of little people in a tire in the Soviet Union. From memory, that shit was massive, okay? But yeah, so she found me and she beat my ass again again cause she was like well you ran away

from home did she roll all of y'all in the house and start beating y'all one by one do do do do do do oh rev yeah she oh there was like the other story I told them where like there's apparently this gentleman that came up to me was like you want some ice cream boy and I was like hell yeah bet

come through so I said bet and then Came up to me and was like, you want some ice cream, boy? And I was like, hell yeah. Bet. Come through. Big bet. Betty Spaghetti. So I said bet. And then, but one of the friends of my mom saw it happen, like one of the younger girls. And they ran over to my mom. They're like, hey, hey. Rav said bet to someone who was like, you want ice cream?

And she's like, oh, holy moly. And then she ran out. My boy Rav's in trouble that oh my god mom yeah whoa i thought you were in texas okay so then she says then she says oh holy moly runs out runs out and finds me and come to find like the gentleman's actually give me ice cream oh yeah he gave me ice cream that's so nice what a happy ending he's just trying to give like a kid some ice cream out of the kindness of his heart, and everyone's accusing him of doing some creepy shit. I have like those comedic things where like the mother looks and he's like giving you ice cream.

She goes away. He's like pulling down his pants. She looks again, he goes, ZOOP The ice cream's there again. Oh, I'm gonna say it's a good- And it does the thing where she's going back and forth like really fast. The audience laugh track is funny. Yup.

It's funny you guys say it, because it was a pretty good memory, but then there was like that 10 minute that I just can't remember. It just blacked out my head. Memories can be like that. All I remember, he was like, hey, come here. And then it's like what? It's the Cosby effect. Yeah.

Oh, I saw a commercial with Bill Cosby. It was like from the 80s, and he's like, if you do drugs, you're a failure. Cosby effect. If you do drugs, you're a failure. But if you give them to other people like drugs, you're a failure. Cosby effect. If you do drugs, you're a failure. But if you give them to other people, like me, you're a winner. And a rapist. That's what I said. Listen, if you do the drugs, you're a loser.

But if you put them in the woman's drink, you put them in Crazy Mary's drink, that's Spanish pie, you're a winner. You're a fucking winner. I think I took a sip. Oops. Uh-oh, he starts fingering himself. No, Cosby, stop. I can't help myself.

Who did that turn into? It turned into someone else. Old Forrest Gump. Yep, that's it. Yo, anyway, ant piss is underrated. That's the truth. Thought we blooped it back around. The theme of this podcast,

ant piss, damn that shit's sour, but it good. What if you find out like, like Rav was actually drinking his aunt's piss? A-U-N-T-S. I was sticking leaves inside her, yeah. She gives you a little pee pee. That's sour. Yeah, I shook the ants off first.

Just crabs, just from the hygiene. Just like, oh, these are ants, right? Oh, fuck. Good lady high Good lady good lady Said that as if like no, I've had scabies before that's gay. Yeah, that should hurt. What's scabies? It's like a like a flesh-eating parasite that exists in your skin white. Yeah, they're like really microscopic They'll get in your skin. So just take a shower and get rid of no they embed in your song No, this is gay? They're like dust. Or is this just a scratch?

Does it itch? No. Ryan has like a fleshy virus going down his arm. What do you mean does it itch? So many mosquitoes make you itch, ants make you itch. Any scratch, because it's healing and it's scabbing up, makes you itch. So is everything that itches scabies? No.

No, he was just asking, does it itch, Ryan? Jesus Christ. No, what I'm saying is, if it itches, and I say yes, does that mean it's scabies? No, but scabies is like a microscopic dust mite. You're making me worried about every scratch I have on my skin. No, you'll know because when you scratch it, they'll get into your nails. And then if you touch any part of your body, they'll embed in that part. Guys, that's like alien shit.

Yeah, it's scary. You look and sound so proud of the fact. They chose me. They chose me of all people. Can you believe it? I'm the lucky winner. I survived. I got the fact. Well, yeah, because I got over it. They chose me. They chose me, of all people. Can you believe it? I'm the lucky winner. I survived. I got the cream. I covered my body in cream for a couple days. You should go on that show, I Survived

and share that story. That's a good story. I survived scabies. Well, I'm pretty sure it's common. Like third world, second world countries, I'm pretty sure they get it all the time. I was just living in the ghetto at that point in Long Beach. So it was kind of dusty. Can't say ghetto anymore. so it was kind of dusty no you can't say what's the proper unless you're talking about jewish ghetto frank is we can't he's hispanic right well you know that's in the history books the jewish ghettos oh the

ones in uh like crystal so what's the proper term lower income public housing. You can say it. Poor people area. I don't think it's a bad one. Yeah. Peasants land. I think that's worse. Peasants land. We're going to take a trip down to peasants land. I wish that was a movement.

The poor block. Poor block. You came from the poor block. The dirty, gross, poor people space. The stinky place that smells like piss. The poo-poo center. The poo-poo center. That's what they start calling poor neighborhoods. The poo-poo center. Yeah, man. Meet me in The poo-poo center. That's what they start calling

poor neighborhoods. Meet me in the poo-poo center at like 3 o'clock. Yeah, man, I grew up in the poo-poo center. Luckily, I got off the doo-doo streets and I moved up to a middle-class suburb.

I'm up on Dookie Way. Dude. He said Dookie. I up on Dookie Way. Dude. He said Dookie. I'm on Doos Juice Avenue right now. Doos Juice. Yeah, we're chilling, though. We're chilling, drinking some amp piss. On jaw?

On jaw. On jaw. Oh, I thought you were doing, like, a German, like, oh, yeah. No, that'd be racist, dude. Against Germans? Yeah. The most oppressed grouping in history. Look at World War 2. Yeah Germans are oppressed. They're getting a lot of shit these days. Talk about it Ryan. Forget about it. You know what I'm saying? Doni. Don't get me started. Doni I say what? It was a long time ago. Geez, people can hold a grudge.

It's not like they broke war codes such as using their submarines to go under enemy lines. Yeah, dude. There's also one other thing they did that's pretty bad. Yeah, I was about to say. You thought that was the bad thing? Yeah, they broke the bro code. Ryan just has no idea that happened. Like, yeah, everyone hated them, the Nazis, because they were going under enemy lines in their submarines.

It's like, Ryan. Yeah, but everyone hated them for that. That's why Nazis are so bad. It's like, come on, don't you think they deserve a break? Jesus Christ, guys. All they did, like, they crossed some lines in their submarines. All they did was take submarines underwater and go across, like, borders. Where they established their borders.

Yes, yes, and that's pretty bad. But maybe we should let the Nazis move on from that. It's like, yo, Ryan, you know about... What? What's that? He just has no idea. Next you're going to tell me the World Trade Center got knocked down?

Dude, I went on a date with someone a few years back who didn't know... When you got home, you were like, dude, I gotta got tell you something they have no idea what 9-11 was and they didn't know what the Holocaust was Wait is this from the first date if so that sounds like a ass ass date This was the first and only date. What kind of date do you have when you talk about 9-11 and that? That's Ryan's opening like I am Ryan McGee. I'm very fascinated by the events of 9-11 Hopefully this date doesn't crash, like 9-11.

You know what I'm saying? And she's like, I'm killing you with these jokes. My old roommate's ex girlfriend didn't know who Hitler was. That was a thing. Like, he came in, he was all proud of it. Hitler came in and was like, yeah, she doesn't know who I am.

I'm pretty hot shit, but what do you mean you don't know who I am? My roommate was like, she doesn't even know who Hitler is. And I was like, what the fuck? And hitler was like yeah no i'm pretty hot shit but uh no my roommate was like my roommate was like she doesn't even know who hitler is and i was like what the fuck and then he was like i'm like isn't that cool i was like don't tell me don't tell that's her one defining character tree don't tell me please this is all she's got she thinks it's like some like fun person from history like very colorful it's like she just's like she just lacked the knowledge of this one particular everything. But it's like you try to tell her, she's like, no, no, I don't want to know, I don't want to know.

She takes pride in it because she doesn't know who he is. Sorry, it's misgendered Hitler because she doesn't know who Hitler is. She doesn't know how bad he was. So she's like, hey guys! And she's like joking about Hitler all the time. She dresses up as Hitler for Halloween and Christmas and every holiday. And she's like, it's ironic because I don't know who he is. But she goes to him and he's dressed as Hitler.

I'm the Hitler lady. Oops, that's me then. We just built a fucking universe. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. So you guys from around here? Yeah, man, yeah.

You've been here about four years? Same. Okay, yeah, you guys want to do something later? I might have to do something. You just got Dylan and I, right? Did you say go see Subway? I said do something later, but we could do that too. I just want to go look go see Subway. I said go do something later, but we could do that Just like standing outside like shit

Decent it's decent at the very least it's decent we go to one it still has a Jared poster upwards like ah, that's just oh That's memorabilia. That's classic. Classic. OG. You know, it really dates that restaurant. It does, yeah. Yeah.

I like Quiznos. Looking at it, or? I mean, the food. I saw you put it on that list pretty down there, so... I don't like Quiznos. I'm sorry. I like their... I don't like most sandwich shops.

Ooh. Firehouse is pretty good. No, I do not. You don't like Firehouse? Nohouse is pretty good No I do not You don't like Firehouse? No no no I like Firehouse Jersey Mike's is really good though I think Jersey Mike's is good

Jersey Mike's is better than Subway Jimmy John's is not horrible I think Jimmy John's is like the most Like acceptable Just like the norm of like Huh okay You're eating it And you might as well be eating cardboard

But you're not like disgusted You're just like Yeah this is fine I wouldn't like go out of my way To be like oh shit Jimmy John's But like If it was there if you pulled over

and either you had the choice between getting some gas station food and there was a Jimmy John's you get the Jimmy John's, right? but if there's an Arby's next to it I'm definitely just going to go get a muffin and some jerky

like a roast beef muffin. You can actually, you know, you can buy, you can buy. This is actually a funny story. When we did a show in Wisconsin, it was me and Rav, and my girlfriend was staying with us, and she, gross, yeah. So she ordered a whole pickle. Like, you can order just a whole pickle from Jimmy John's from delivery. Like, just a fucking big ass pickle

He only ordered and then there's a video of him eating the pickle like and he's really fucking enjoying it I mean, there's context to it me sound like we're ludicrous idiots Okay, listen up let me clear this up right so we were doing an insta live thing right where we were unboxing my free cams with this pickle this up, right? So we were doing an Insta live thing, right? Where we were unboxing Pokemon cards. I was on my free cams with this pickle. Almost. So we were like opening up Pokemon cards live, right?

Because no one's ever done that before. So we were doing that and we acted like in one of my packs, I pulled out the pickle. The Jimmy John's pickle and going like, oh dude, it's the one. That's like top tier prop comedy right there. Yeah, I got going above and beyond We all get in the prop comedy the comedy is what I wanted. Well except we just want comedy guy Well, we're gonna go see another guy with the hammer in the water. Yeah, that'd be pretty racist by the way

There's a black Gallagher. There's really? It's actually named Black Gallagher. Oh, wow. I don't know if he's there anymore. Is he black, though? Yeah, he's a black guy. That would be really... I thought you meant Gallagher was in Blackface. I was about to say that would be really upsetting if it was a white dude.

No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what time period this was. It had to be late 90s or some shit, but I know... It had to be 1943. Exactly. Oh, that's Black Gallagher. They literally had Gallag 1943 exactly there was Gallagher 1 and Gallagher 2 like it was two different dudes and then there was black Gallagher

and I don't know why they call him Gallagher 3 they call him Gallagher like a title that's passed on I think it's like it was just a dude is it like the Christ it's like a name that's passed on and like given it's like Jesus the Christ as you are the Gallagher I guess but there was one Christianity it's passed like Jesus the Christ as you are the Gallagher, I guess. But there was one.

Just one. What do you mean it's passed down? The Christ is a title, I guess. But I'm saying Gallagher is a name. He's the Christ. It's a title. He's the one and only Christ. I think Black Gallagher is Jesus. I thought there was only one, but apparently that title can get passed on to someone else. You can be dubbed as a Gallagher.

You can smash a watermelon. We can be Gallagher, guys.. You can be dubbed as a Gallagher. You can smash a watermelon on stage. We can be Gallagher, guys. Can you also be dubbed as a Dunham? Yes. As a Dunham. Jeff. Yeah. Those puppets.

Dunham. Peanut. Walter. Come on. You're forgetting the funnest one, dude. Ahmed, the dead terrorist. Yes! I love that he just makes that.

He's like, after 9-11, it's a real time of insecurity and racial divide, especially against Middle Eastern people. I want to make a puppet to really get Middle America to hate Middle Eastern people even more. Do you ever just go like, ah, it's funny. He's funny. I wanted to go see him live. How was he?

And Ryan is Middle Eastern like i actually had a shirt of him so anyways 2000s humor is like if you look back at it now it's so different the way we've like changed our humor culture like i was watching 2000s like no just like 2000s in general like I was watching like drawn together And I was like you can't say that fucking shit now. Oh, dude. I I was talking about John together yesterday in the airport Oh really? I John together was like John together robot chicken were like the two adult animated shows that I first discovered love about a grade and I in like It's that's pretty much just what it's made for though like yeah great boys look this is I mean I I'm saying that as a let's play.

I remember the funniest episode of Robot Chicken that I was dying laughing in the living room with my cousin Connor at the time. Like it was the episode where all the characters got together to do one big race and they had like Batman and they had the Mario Brothers and Wario. Oh, it was Death Race. They had the Dukes of Hazzard. Yeah, Death Race. That was the funniest shit to me when I was a little boy.

Picture me legitimately. I can picture this clearly. On my back, rolling around on the floor, laughing my ass off. I like to imagine it more like in present day, though. And like, you're in your underwear like high out of your mouth. My legs are like picking and flailing.

It's like tears streaming down your cheeks. yeah dude that's funny bad word have you ever seen wonder chosen yeah i love wonder chosen's they were woke they were ahead of their time i don't know what it is it ages really good too if you look at it again now it was it was an old show um that that was kind of like at the forefront of that weird avant-garde comedy that kind of like the Eric Andre show. Eric Andre show said that, Eric Andre said like Wonder Show is one of his biggest inspirations. It was like Sesame Street, but they smoked crack. Yeah, I remember they had one song and it was like just a thank you song to slaves. Slaves, Bill America!

Yeah, and it's just like, this is your song, thank you. And they have a bunch of just like... Kids dancing and everything. And then they have that puppet that would interview people in Central Park, but he'd interview crazy, just out of it people. It was like a kid's show made for adults. Is it as funny as that bulldog puppet?

Triumph? Triumph, the insult comic dog. That was some wild shit. Didn't Eminem get really fucking pissed at him? Yeah. He used a voice and everything. Which I love because I just imagine him like Marshall's taking himself so seriously

and you just get in a fight with an imaginary dog. Imagine if that happened today. Like if Eminem in the current climate of rap music, the way he is, and he's just beefing with a dog. Triumph used to open up for Bon Jovi. Oh, damn. Wait a fucking second. Couldn't you like, this is so in the wrong possibility.

Couldn't you see Donald Trump getting into a huge fight with Triumph the insult dog on Twitter? Yeah, maybe. Like he would be so into like, like he would take it so seriously. What's a big social media puppet right now? Weren't they in the same room at some point didn't Triumph the insult Triumph the insult comic dog

go to like the wrestling tournaments and shit and I'm sure so Trump went to one I'm sure they were in the same room at some point went to a red carpet event when he was in Home Alone 2 probably do you remember when that's me I'm the best Donald Trump got like his ass kicked in that wrestling thing?

It was fake, but he was for the show. And he just got like... Wait, that was fake? Wait, have you not seen this video? Have you seen the video of him taking a shit in the middle of Central Park at like 4am in the morning? Is that real? Yeah. Show it to me. Okay. Donald Trump...

Are you sure it's not your own video? Look at this. No, I took it. Oh, shit. But I'm saying, like, are you sure it's not of you? It is my video. Well, no, because how would I take it of myself? Oh, not that. Selfie mode. That doesn't look real.

No, that's insane. Hold on. Where is it? Where he's getting... You could do it. I believe in you. What if that was just, like, I would fuck with myself by, like, going back in time to film myself taking a shit in public

and then sending it to myself making it seem like some stranger is following me. That'd be scary. But it's just me the whole time. Hollywood, get on this. The funny poo-poo time travel movie. That's the title.

You can't steal that. That's mine. That's my intellectual property. And because he said it publicly on the podcast means that you cannot steal that shit, okay? That's the law. That holds up in a court of law.

Okay, wait, real talk. Let's say like... No, fake talk, Matt. Okay, fake talk. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- international copyright shit so let's say I have a copyright for Rav's ant piss okay I'm like this is my product but then some dude in like Uzbekistan is like oh well that you know he has a trademark but I'm in Uzbekistan what's he gonna do and he copies it like how does that work so you get away with it what's the question it's like getting found like that's why people sample like old obscure stuff like the people that actually made it aren't gonna know until type of ant is. It's like getting found. That's why people sample old, obscure stuff. The people that actually made it aren't going to know until it becomes an international hit.

Who's sampling my piss? My ant piss. Me. Like me. I think it's just ant pheromones. I think that's ant pheromones, not piss. It's what you would like to think. Yeah, because didn't you see the Magic School Bunch episode of ants?

They have the little things. You're right. It's just nut. Yeah. It's just nut. it's just i'm looking this shit up dude hold on a second i mean i believe you because i used to eat flowers that tasted like lemons and i don't know what they're called they're like these little yellow flowers that you just suck on are you sure they weren't actual lemons oh shit no sorry no it started

siri started listening to everything so like wrote I'm sorry. So I wrote it all down. She's always listening. Ant pee sour. Let's see. Ho ass bitch. Can pee cure ant stings? Rav, I'm not seeing much. I'm looking up ant pee taste. Rav, I guarantee this is like, Rav probably expected us all to be like, yo, I remember doing that. Yeah. I didn't say, do you remember doing that?

I knew you guys didn't do that, but I'm like, hey, did you know you could do that? We need to try it. I was just trying to bestow you some culture. I was trying to flex. And you guys are all like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, let's go around the room. You had ant piss. Bill, what kind of piss you drank?

My own. Okay. Frank, what kind of piss have you drank in your life that wasn't your own piss? I don't know. I got a sip of my own piss in the last year. I have not had anyone else's piss before, though. I recently found out squirting is just pee. That's not true.

Yeah, that's true. It's not 100% true. Some of it is technically pee, but it's not just urine. Danny Brown said that it smelled like pee. He probably just got pissed on. She's like, oh, I'm going to squirt, Danny. It's just pee pee. What if squirting

is this thing that women have just agreed on silently? And never to tell. Wouldn't it be funny if we just pissed on our fucking boyfriend? If Wonder Bread isn't your favorite song, you're no friend of mine. Wonder bread. It's all our fucking boyfriend. If Wonder Bread isn't your favorite song, you're no friend of mine. Wonder, wonder, get Wonder Bread. It's not like Wonder Bread. Y'all, wait.

Can I loop it back to the ant piss? No. Why? Wait, no. What if I just end it? What the fuck? I got something that's about to shatter Rav's world. Uh-oh.

No. Fuck. Oh, no. I'm going to use from Quora.com. Oh, so you know it's facts. Fun fact. Insects don't'm gonna do this from Quora.com. Oh, so you know it's facts. Fun fact. Insects don't pee. So that was not rat pee.

I don't know why I said rat. I'm sorry. That was not ant pee. Insect nitrogenous wastes are converted into a dry powder called uric acid. Humans use the water soluble urea, which is mixed with the food wastes and pooped out through the anus. So you had ant poo-poo.

The technical term is frass. He was eating ant shit. Rat was eating ant shit. Come on, I'm a sour little treat. Now hold on. You're a piece of shit. Look at it on the stick. Hold the phone, guys. Wait, hold on.

I like how you're just like rat piss. Ant piss, that's okay, wait, wait, wait. I like how you're just like rat. Oh, I'm sorry, rat piss. We keep going over that. Ant piss. That's okay. Ant shit too far. I'd rather drink piss than eat shit. I guess that's true.

But I mean, we're already there. You know, we're already, you know, it's a death bar. You're not eating shit right now. Are you eating shit right now? He was. Bill's like, wait, y'all ain't eating shit? He's just like, come on, guys. Yeah, I've got it all in my hands right now. They can't see it.

I have a question. Has the podcast, like, have we hit its peak in this episode when we're talking about eating poop? No. No, we're almost there, though. We're like half a step away. We'll be there real soon. Wait, so it's for real? Just pooping?

It's called FRAS. F-R-A-S-S. Can you Google recipes with that? Apparently it's used in some cereals. Oh, shit. Here, let me just look up ant frass. What if we're all eating it? All right.

What is ant frass? Carpenter ant frass is the waste product that ants produce from feeding on their normal diet and their wood-excavating activities and is usually piled near nest sites. So it's acidic. It's a type of acid. So that gives credence to what he was saying about how it was sour. Credence, motherfuckers.

You trust me or what? No, I do. I ate some ant shit for you guys to bestow culture and you just laugh in my face. Yeah, I ate some ant shit. And what of it? You ate your ant shit?

That's really gross, Rav. Look, you're some ant shit. And what of it? You ate your ant shit? That's really gross, Rav. Look, you're twisting my words and I'm getting angry. See, this is why people fucking hate you, Matt. Because you twist their words. This is why your sister fucking hates you. This is why Frank hates you because you don't show up to his shows. Rav hates you because you're making up some stupid, useless bullshit. And I hate you because I love you so much

yeah I was about to say just end the podcast but I'm like oh wait we ended last week's podcast with literally the same thing you got your revenge though but speaking of ending the podcast this has been a pretty fun episode I want to thank all you guys for coming on

notice how Frank didn't interject when I said he hated you. Yeah, he didn't actually. He just sat there silently. His eyes still haven't changed to be like, oh, shit. No, no, no. He has the same blank face that he had. Oh, man.

This is just my face that I do everything with. Sex? Everything? Yeah. You should see me. Do you scream with that face? I don't know. Do you laugh with that face?

Do you want to see it? Are you going to have that face the whole time we're watching Godzilla? Maybe, yeah. Will you scream? that face? I don't know Do you laugh with that face? Do you want to see it? Are you going to have that face The whole time we're watching Godzilla? Maybe yeah Will you scream? Right now? Yeah Like what do you want me to say?

Thanks for watching the Super Mega Cast Thanks for watching The Super Mega Cast Damn Thanks Frank Thanks Frank That's what my penis looks like

Do y'all want to Don't that really small waveform Unfortunately we can't End it just there I don't We need to what my penis looks like. Do y'all want to- Don't that really small waveform- Unfortunately, we can't end it just there. I don't- We need to plug everybody. Yeah. We need to get y'all plugged. Everybody go around and plug yourself.

I'll go first. Oh, Frank. Google me the end. Flex. Oh, shit. That's that 2006 rapper flex. That's also so ominous that people are going to be like, wait, I'm actually like, now I got to see what he does.

I got to Google it. I actually got an article written about me in Japan because I sampled a Sony PlayStation startup sound. So now when people are shazamming it, my songs come up. What the fuck? That's so cool. Yeah. So that was like, that's an article that could get me a Wikipedia page.

Oh my God. That's so cool. Frank, it's like a $20 million lawsuit from Sony. Yeah, I could be, but don't tell anyone. Well, it's already on the podcast. I promise no one from Sony is listening to this. I hope so. Like smash cut to the executive like, God damn it! Is it my turn?

Do I go? Okay, it's I'm not going to say Google me. Oh, you could. You could Google Kill Bill the Rapper. Find me on the Spotify, Kill Bill the Rapper. I am Kill Bill on the Twitter and the Instagram. Also, We Don't Suck with Rav. It's all one word. It's a good podcast. You should go listen.

We have a weekly podcast. It's a nice, very fun show. They put a lot more effort into their podcast than we do into ours, so if you want a nice, high-quality podcast, go hit up We Don't Suck. It's actually in the sidebar on our YouTube channel. It'll be in the description.

So go check out their podcast. Y'all got Ross on there even? Yeah, fuck that guy. You know what I'm saying? He sucks. He's a tiny Australian. I hate that guy. But yeah, you can find Rav at youtube.com slash projared.

Wow, okay, you can find me. Hi, I'm Matt. You can find me on punch.susie.com. Okay, Rav. All right. Now you're getting too real. You fucking, you wanted this. You wanted this and I gave it to you, don't you?

Is that why you guys left Game Grumps? Yeah, I did. Yeah, Punch Susie. Don't keep this in. That's a culmination of a lot of things. We fucked with Dan a lot. We made fun of Brent's smelly penis. To like a large audience. And it really caught on more than we thought it would catch on.

Well, that is a meme. And there was one time at a party, Matt was reaching for his drink. And he wasn't looking. And his hand grazed Susie. But she started telling the office that he punched her. No. That wasn't why. That did happen. But there was a separate incident where I just punched her. No. That wasn't why. That did happen,

but there was a separate incident where I just punched her in the face because she was pissing me the fuck off. It was because she started that lie. Yeah, and I was like, fine, I'll do it for real. So Aaron has fired us. I'm sorry. It's alright, dude. It's whatever. Life's life. It is what it is. You're not getting it back.

Should we point out for the dumbasses out there that none of that really happened even the party thing that was a joke I wasn't even referencing something that

might have like kind of sort of happened because I know people love to just jump on the bandwagon did Matt punch Susie uh oh

Rav punched Susie it was more of an elbow that you did I only punched her when she was already on the ground yeah rad was like oh it's my my opportunity it's like oh she's already got hit you might as well just you know lay it on there homie out that's all i was trying to thank you man thank you i got you man and then when she was in the hospital after that i shot her with a p

shooter yeah you did that was that was cold dude jackson brought his fucking bean shooter on tour he didn't shoot it though he bought a fart whistle he didn't even use. He bought it just for you. Sorry, Rav. It's on yourself. So yeah, Bean Shooter and Fart Whistle actually are stage names. At Bean Shooter. No, it's Bean Shooter and Fart Whistle. It's our aliases.

So yeah, my name is Rav. Look up Rav on Google, but not the same way as Frank JFC. Throw in some words like rapper in there to make it easier. R-A-V, because it'll bring you to the car sometimes. It'll sometimes bring you to the car. I should still be on the first page, but I am competing with Toyota, yeah. So yeah, look me up on SoundCloud.com slash Rav, Twitter at IamRav, Instagram at XO underscore Rav, and then Spotify, just Rav. Wow, you really just got it down to the science.

We didn't say you could chat out that many things, Rav. Wow, you really just got it down to the science. We didn't say you could chat out that many things, Rav. And don't forget, also, and shit, low-key fire, and just get on that. Rav, if you can legitimately find, if you can get it to me, if we can go find an anthill. I've had so much of it that if I piss in your mouth, it's kind of the same experience.

Wait, shit in your mouth. Sorry, I forgot. As Ryan's pointed it out, I have to shit in your mouth. It's frass, Rav. Rav, you got to drop a bar in some song about how, like, growing up, you drank, you ate ant shit. Yeah, dude. I guess I have to now.

It's long. You're dropping bars, making dope hits. It's canon now. It is canon Thank you. Well now it's in the square the the box titties Mm-hmm or the long the long the long long cubicle titties the rats got the long cubicle titties. He ain't and shit I'm liking I'm liking raps Lord right? Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know about my Lord Maybe we'll get it out know, hit that reset button. At least it's not like my lore where it's, you know, I jerked off to Splatoon porn and then fucked

my dad, so. Yeah, you only did one of those things. Guess which one it was, guys. It's the dad fucking porn. Spoiler alert, it's the dad fucking. Splatoon 2 porn? Gross. Come on. No. It was just original Splatoon porn. Not Splatoon 2. Yeah, no, Splatoon 2. He can't get down with it. Ryan, plug your stuff, dude. gross come on no it was that's why ryan was just original splatoon porn not splatoon yeah no

he can't get down with it ryan plug your stuff dude um uh my name's ryan mcgee you can find me at uh ryan bob mcgee on twitter and uh you can actually follow me on spotify i am uh you can look up my artist name which is Tiny Mike and I guess that's about it for me and the real nasally one that was me that was Matt Watson you can check me out

at youtube.com slash Anthony Padilla so thank you guys so much for tuning into this podcast go check out everyone's stuff Check me out at YouTube.com slash Anthony Padilla. So thank you guys so much for tuning into this podcast. Go check out everyone's stuff. Those are the funny. That's the funniest channel. Bye.

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