supermegashow - EP 149 - Young Stepdad

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

We talk about some movies we've seen, Dan's vocal warm-ups and we're now featuring a complete podcast description. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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red pepper and Swiss or caramelized onion and parmesan pinwheels only at Tim's. At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Podcast, podcast, podcast, podcast, podcast. It's the podcast. It's episode 148, nine, seven, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight. Come on. 148, dude. No, it's 8. 8. 8. 8. 8. Come on. 148, dude.

No, it's not 148. I thought we did 147. Wait, have we? We've done 147. Have we hit 150? Ryan, come on, man. Is it 150 this time? It's not 150.

Ryan. It's 149. Yeah, you were like skipping the one. You were like, 147, 148, 150? It's 149. Yeah. Damn, that's one away from 150. in case you guys couldn't deduct the math yourself. Also, that wasn't like a snide remark at you guys. That's me just making fun of myself for always having to say the number.

It's 149. That's a big boy number. Let's start this off with an update, Matthew. Yeah, let's do it. The super megaplex is coming together well. It's kind of like we have a day where everything

is being set up at once in terms of furniture. Internet. Internet. We still, the big thing is we'll be able to work out of there

probably this week. There's also a dude that's in the attic. Yeah, we have to try to get him out. We have to get him out. They said, I looked up online, apparently if you let a can of tuna age for three days and just leave it out at the bottom of the attic ladder thing, it'll just come down.

That'll get them down? Yeah. Have you ever set up those leprechaun traps in elementary school? Yep. We can do something like that. Like a laundry basket. Yeah. Exactly.

But yeah, it's been a slow progress or slow process just because we've never set up an office before so it's a learning experience there's a lot to do um but you know we got a lot you know in the works we got our desks been building those and uh let me tell you buddy you're not gonna have fun no it's well teamwork we yeah we'll work together i don't think any of us are going to have fun. Has one desk been put together? Jack and I spent three hours, and we're about three-fourths done with one. They suck, dude. Well, you know what?

Real good touring, Justin. He offered. He's like, if you need any help. So, I mean, we might have to take him up on that. Give him a crisp $5 bill for that. Because he's a hard-working, he's a classic man. He could put that death together real good. I got these frail little bony fingers, these feminine fingers, Ryan.

These small bones. My fingers aren't too manly. You have very nice hands. I think this generation, our hands are not workman hands. If you look at the hands of our fathers, they very like big and bulbous and muscular in some way labor a lot of manual labor these are feel how soft my hands are ryan neither of us have the hands of of men who have done a lot of manual labor we have the hands of let's players or maybe we just put so much lotion on our hands that uh they're just nice and soft and don't

show signs of age i don't put lotion on my hands. There ain't never any lotion on even your right hand, Ryan? No. No? No. Okay. I use Valvoline. You ever try jerking with Valvoline? I use Vicks Vapo.

Oh, Jesus, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah, I have to go to the hospital for that. I heard this story once about this guy that put Icy Hot on his balls after he shaved them and he had to go to the hospital. Not a good idea. No.

Don't put anything like that on your PP region. Anyway, back to the office. The recording studio is going to be the biggest thing to set up,

but we're working on our set right now for our mail videos. We've got some furniture coming in for that tomorrow. Do we have all those consoles coming in? Because I thought we ordered,

but then something happened with that order. Did we ever correct? It should be at the post office Like how we're figuring this out live on the podcast And our PO box should hopefully be activated by now Check our Twitter for updates on that Mother effers

I can't officially give you an update right now Because at the time of recording this we haven't finished activating Like we got the PO box But we have to go there and activate it in person So you know fun fun fun But the office is going but we have to go there and activate it in person. So, you know, fun, fun, fun. But The Office is going. We'll have more on Patreon soon. I know it's been a quiet week on Patreon, but we will have some more content on there soon.

We've just been real busy recording and shit. But, yeah, that's our Super Mega Update. Cool. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Hope it was fun. Sorry, I'm so distracted right now. I am, too, to be honest. Hold on, can we just...

Is it Dan doing his vocal warm-ups for the stream? It's Dan doing his vocal warm-ups in the other room for the live stream on GameGrumps.com. Ooh, he's loud. He's just yelling. It sounds like a dog. It sounds like a whining dog. That's no diss on Dan. It just sounds like if you locked a dog in the other room and it wanted to get out.

That's kind of the sound I'm getting right now through the walls. I'll try to distract it with conversation. Okay, Matt, guess what I did. Ignore the 40-year-old man making loud noises in the other room. By himself. As much as you can. What did you do? I went to go see the midnight premiere

of the new Spider-Man movie with Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah? Yeah. How was it? It was fine. In certain instances, the editing felt a little weird to some chop.

The pacing of the editing every now and then. It wasn't like the whole thing was mismatched. But you got an eye for that as an editor. You can see what they were getting at, but they could have been clear

is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to spoil anything. Fine Marvel film. I noticed some spots. I got an eye for that as an editor. Well, you can see what they were getting at, but they could have been clear is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Certain things. I don't want to spoil anything. Fine Marvel film. Although, like, the ending is, like, one of my favorite things I've witnessed in a... Did I say the ending or beginning? Ending.

I meant the beginning. The beginning. The beginning is one of my favorite things I've witnessed with a crowd of Marvel fanboys in a long time. Oh yeah. Cause they're, they're essentially like the, the,

you know, end game came out and it, and it, I don't want to spoil too much, but there was, there was a, something happened at the end that was big for the Marvel cinematic universe. Right.

And there has a lot of weight to that. And, and apparently this, And there has a lot of weight to that. And apparently, the beginning of this movie is the equivalent of if it cut to the credits after Endgame with a fart noise. Oh, man. It's just like, ha ha. Like, it just laughs at the tragedy that is Endgame. Oh, hell yeah. Which I thought was funny.

And then it turned into just kind of like a movie I paid attention to every now and then because you know when you're watching a movie you start thinking of something else and you come back and you're like oh shit it's like when you would read a book in school and you'd read a page you'd be like wow I just read the past three pages

and didn't read a single word I need to go back and you read it again and it happens again I saw a pretty good movie I saw a movie that was much better than that and was now you're gonna make me see it with jackson because you like i'm not gonna make you see it i think you guys should you've been pressuring me for the past two days to see this movie because i think you should see it and uh okay you saw yesterday let's just get it out two days ago no you saw the movie yesterday isn't it called yesterday oh yeah okay yeah sorry confusing yes I saw the movie yesterday

that's the name of the movie I didn't see it yesterday I saw the movie titled yesterday what a Beatles music the Beatles still exist yes like John Lennon and all of them and Ringo Starr well I don't want to spoil anything buddy there's some big spoilers no but the whole premise is that their music is

not a thing right basically oh yeah those i guess spoilers this guy uh all the power goes off for 12 seconds around the world and he gets hit by a truck and when he wakes up he's the only one who remembers the beatles and in real life the beatles just never existed so he's trying to become a musician so he starts playing their songs and everyone's like that's beautiful i can't believe he wrote that and he's like no i didn't write that the beatles wrote and they're like. So he's trying to become a musician. So he starts playing their songs. And everyone's like, that's beautiful. I can't believe you wrote that. And he's like, no, I didn't write that. The Beatles wrote it.

And they're like, who? And he's like, oh. So then he becomes big and famous playing the Beatles songs because they're just so great that. Jeff Corden is in it. James Corden. James Corden is in it. Jeff Corwin is not in it.

Ed Sheeran is a main character. A main character. Yeah. Like a B sub character. He's pretty. He's not the best actor. What about Kate McKinnon? She's usually always kind of very self-aware.

I hated her character. I think she's a great actress. And I really like... Great comedic actress. I think that she's been picking not the best roles. Her agent might be picking. Yes. But this was...

She played an agent in this movie. She played a manager. It was not a good movie. It was actually so shockingly bad. What's one good thing? Let's be a little positive. What's one decent thing you liked about the movie? It had a...

He is still going. He is yelling in the other room. He is screeching, dude. He's like... Sounds like he's doing Michael Jackson impressions. I know. It's like he's been doing it for about 10 minutes straight. I mean, Danny, it's a live stream, dude.

Would our voices sound so much better if we did those vocal warm-ups? We do them. We're like, hey, Ryan. It's like so crisp and clean. Ah, well, welcome to the super mega podcast. But yeah, it was bad. I um try to think of one good thing here oh that's a good thing it uh it it introduced me to some new beatle songs i hadn't heard before that i went back and listened to after the movie and i liked um name one back in the ussr i didn't

know that one yeah that's a good that's a good song i mean it was uh it was just so bad and my favorite part about it was the part it shows a montage of all the power going out on earth like when it happens where it just shows like like everything going dark it shows like the eiffel tower says japan everywhere on earth is nighttime when it shows that but it's all like it really i noticed that immediately i was like wait a second it shows like all over the world i'm like that was nighttime and the editing was horrible the editing was like, wait a second. It shows like, do, do, do, all over the world. I'm like, that was nighttime. And the editing was horrible. The editing was like, they used all these crazy transitions that looked like they're out of iMovie.

There was a transition, no joke, in one part was just CGI, really poorly rendered CGI, clip art looking 2D balloons that just float up across the screen. It was really bad. Well, you've been pushing Jax and I to see it together. Because I'm not going to go see that again. Probably will this week. But there's a movie that came out this week that I'd rather see with you, Jax, and Harrison. What is it?

Toy Story? Midsommar. Oh, I do want to see Midsommar very bad. Like, regardless, I want to see that this week. I can't let you see another movie. And we already planned to see it. Harrison already planned. I can't let you go see another movie until you go see Yesterday.

That's the rule. I will quit this business. I will quit this friendship if you don't go see that. You and I need to do a thing where there's we go to a movie theater. This can be a video. We don't tell each other. We have to think of like

okay, find a movie time in between 8 and 8.30 and we have to think of like okay find a movie time in between 8 and 830 and we have to both choose a separate movie for each other to go watch and then we both have to come out and be like so thanks that's not a bad idea I would like to do that that sounds very interesting and fun where it's like I know you're suffering but I'm suffering too so it's like mutual suffering yeah i like that idea a lot actually that's good that's good this movie though it's like

i wasn't miserable i was actually very entertained by how bad it was it was one of those where it's like if you're not it was long though it's about two hours two hours it's as long as spider-man and that felt long yeah why can't movies just be like 20 minutes, man? There's a movie that came out. The new Child's Play was like an hour and 30 minutes. I didn't like the movie, but at the same time, it's like, it's a, it's, I think 90 minutes is a perfect movie runtime. I think that's a great time.

Like if you can get everything across in a movie in 90 minutes and without feeling rushed, then bravo but of course some movies at you know they they warrant like a two two and a half like when you think of the dark knight it's like no i like that runtime there's there's there's not like too much fluff in button i have not seen benjamin but over three hours i don't think i'll ever see benjamin button i liked it isn't it by a fincher and dav's like over three hours I don't think I'll ever see Benjamin Button I liked it isn't it by Fincher? didn't David Fincher direct that?

I don't know was it David Fincher? I was like a kid when I saw it I liked it fuck you know what movie I watched for the first time? I watched the 40 year old version when?

this weekend after I watched Yesterday right after I got out of the eye I went home and I was like I need to watch something good what did you think because it's kind of like old school comedy yeah it's kind of like super and I was like, I need to watch something good. What did you think? Because it's kind of like old school comedy.

Yeah, it's kind of like super bad stuff. I really liked it. I thought it was really good. I thought it was very, very funny, very endearing. I liked all the actors, all the actresses. I thought it was fantastic. So go check that out if you want a good funny movie. I enjoyed it oh so, oh so much.

I'm sorry, dude. I just cannot think straight when I can just hear this constant like. I don't understand it. Can I walk in there? Oh, it is David Fincher. Ah, Tilda Swinton's in that fucking movie. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an

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Let's see if I can boost up the audio. Hold on. That man has silky, buttery smooth vocal cords. Wonderful. I'm going to try to keep doing this. Dude, it's been like 15 minutes. He's still going. It's really distracting.

It's like throwing my groove off. Because my train of thought is chugging along down the tracks. And then your subconscious picks it up and you start thinking about it subconsciously so you lose track of the track you're currently on exactly because my brain's like don't think about it don't acknowledge danny singing because the thing is think about it man chugging there it just did it again chugging along i'm driving my little train and then you hear this noise and then everything i'm saying is just suddenly like what was I saying exactly so stop I don't think he's gonna stop for a while I don't how long does it is it usually like 20 minutes warm-up yeah just goes on for like 20 minute vocal warm-up I mean that's a long vocal

warm-up so it can't just do a couple mommy made me mash my M&Ms done what if he's just like he's actually just like taking a nap and he has like a little CD that he made of himself doing vocal warmups that helps him sleep? Ooh. Or he is just so, like he has chronic masturbation and he has to crank it at certain times, but he cannot do it in the bathroom. It's like a germophobia thing. And he's like, if I just go in the back room by myself, people are going to think something's up.

So he has to play that CD of his stuff so he can jerk off peacefully without people suspecting anything. So he could just be cranking it out in there and just playing a little CD of his vocal warm-ups. He's going for it, man. I'm sorry. I don't want to sound like a broken record right now.

I know, I know. It's just like, let's think of something that, let's think of a topic that we can jump on. going for it man i'm sorry i don't want to sound like a broken record right now i know i know it's just like uh let's let's think of something that let's think of a topic that we can jump my mom just texted me you got internet yeah i have internet mom that's yes i think everybody has internet whoa what what is she uh i don't know what she's talking asking about hey matt have you heard about this new internet thing it's just found out about it. It connects the whole world. Oh, wow. You can look up anything on it. Wait, you work on this thing?

Wait, what? I thought my son was in school. I thought he was going to college. My son's stupid. My son didn't... My stupid son. That's what my dad says. My mom and dad are just like to their friends like, yeah, my son dropped out of college

and plays video games and talks about his penis and like hypotheticals about Spongebob, something, something, butthole, you know. That's my son. That's his job now. Isn is there a dream you talked about recently where something about a cat came on you yeah yeah yeah it was horrifying like it it did it

and it shot across the room and it hit me and I was like petrified I was like get a towel I was like ugh I don't even like thinking about it bro damn what no I'm just saying I was like, oh, get a towel, get a towel. I was like, ugh. I don't even like thinking about it, bro. Damn. What? No, I'm just saying. It's, I'm sure being come on by a cat's not fun.

No, not at all. That's Shane Dawson. I, uh. He came on the cat. Sorry. The cat didn't come on him. You know, Doc, I've just been. Then he got down on both knees.

On bended knees. On bended knees. Yeah, dude, dude that was a that was a weird dream not not a fan of that one it was uh i still love that picture it's still so funny i'm not trying to make fun of the boy but there's just something about proposing to someone on both of your knees oh yeah i forgot he did that he got down on both both knees. Oh, that's incredible. It's like, I don't know. It just looks a little odd. I mean, the proposal, I'm glad it still went

well. Congrats, Shane. Instead of a presentation, which is bended knee, it more looks like you're begging the person. Yeah, that's the thing. One knee is like, I'm half on my own, but I'm also half on the ground. It's like respecting you, but also like you're still like. Standing on your own.

You still have some sort of integrity. That's funny. And then you're on both of your, when you're on both of your knees. Yeah. That's very like subservient begging. Yeah. You know, that's, that's very funny. The body language of that.

Now, what if you're on no knees? What if you're just squatting? Like slob squatting. I'm going to propose that way. I'm going to get myself a nice Russian girlfriend. I'm a slob squat with the ring and i'm gonna say baby please that's one of the things that fans asked us to do that i had no idea what it was until you uh you you brought it up fans asked to do a lot of things when we uh take pictures like meet and greets there's a lot of

poses i'm like i'm not gonna do that one but uh the my least favorite pose to do is the the My least favorite pose to do is the Bella Delphine type Pose I don't like being asked To do that one Tongue out crossed eyes The ah hey gal Yeah whenever they ask To do that I just put up both of my

Fingers as peace Signs and that's it I just do nothing I'm like why no I don't want to do that Oh come on. They support you for years and you can't make one stupid, silly face? You can't make a sexual anime face for the photo and embarrass yourself and put it online?

You talk about cats coming on you and you talk about sexually assaulting each other's mothers. The least you can do is make a funny come on my face face. That's true. I mean, honestly, Ryan, that'll be a Patreon tier, guys. We'll do face face. That's true. I mean honestly Ryan. That'll be a patreon tier guys. We'll do that face Yeah, there's there's a there's a fun little uh little thing now now that you guys I guess what a fun fact Ryan no like that face That's true. Oh, I see what my mom's talking about. Why is that a big thing?

Why is that face such a big fucking thing? Because it's sexy. I, uh, my mom said, apparently there's an internet outage across the whole country right now. That sounds like something off of, like, Red Dawn. She said, she said, you got internet? I said, yes. She said, out all over Southeast, Northwest, Dallas, etc. Do you think that's a cyber attack? I don't know, could be. Internet goes out like that, it's gotta be a cyber- DANNY! 21 minutes, buddy! 22, actually! 22 minutes! Actually, the internet may work.

I just... I've never... Maybe I've never... Because I've always heard of outages of like... Areas. Areas, but I've never heard like a whole country is outed from the internet. That's something we don't think about a lot, but it's really scary. Like a cyber attack just shutting down all internet, like decimating the internet. Man, USA needs to get a VPN, dude.

I know, we just need one big VPN for the whole country. You thought we were going to transition into an express VPN ad read? Nope, not this week. But basically, that would be horrifying. Actually, you know what, Ryan? What? Do you know how peaceful our lives would be for the moment of a cyber attack when the internet just gone?

The internet just vanishes? There's something actually very that puts freeing about having to contact people only through like phone, like texting and calling again. Not having, God. You know, I'm going gonna become some sort of like villain and my goal is to be like I will destroy the internet but it's gonna be for like a like for bringing people together

yeah it's gonna be for a good cause but I go about it in the wrong ways you know that's how movies are that's how TV shows are which is funny and I'm gonna be a guy obsessed with that stuff because I've done nothing but use the, I've done nothing but, and here's the, here's how, oh, this is good. So I want

to get rid of the internet because it's brought me so much strife, but it's also how I've connected with so many people in the world. So once I finally destroy the internet, I'm just going to be alone. And it's going to be like this whole thing where it's like, was it really worth it? and the biggest catch 22 of that

you could write about in your high school papers about this movie when you have to analyze it is the catch 22 is the internet was made to bring us together but by destroying it you're bringing people together by tearing them apart exactly

that would actually be very peaceful though I, if the internet vanished for a bit. It would just be like a moment of, like, oh, man, there's no Twitter? Yeah, it says you're an able-bodied person. What is a kid with some sort of mental or physical deficiency supposed to do without the internet, huh? Go outside and catch butterflies?

Get a little net? With what arms? So you're talking about someone with no arms with the internet. There's movies dude They can watch movies Do video games still exist? Yeah Hi do you have guided tours today?

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Sticks and stones. Are you talking about, like, sticks to replace the arms? No, not sticks to replace the arms. I mean, they could be... I gotta get rid of this pin. I keep clicking it. Just clicking a pin. I didn't even notice.

Right into the mic. People are, like, enraged right now. They're like, is that a mic pop? What the hell is that clicking sound? Dude, if it's not... Clicking a pin is a satisfying

fucking thing to do. It is. Especially if it's a nice click. Like, there's some pins where I could just sit there and just click it all day. There's some where it's just... it's a nice click. There's some pins where I could just sit there and click it all day. There's some where it's just a little sticky. It's not good. Yeah, well, there's some where it's kind of worn,

so you kind of feel it scratching against the material and it doesn't feel too good, but it's that smooth little tick. Let us know, guys, actually. Pinmen, let us know what is the best pin for clicking because I know some of y'all nerds out there send us an Amazon Prime link for some good clicking pens I need a good clicking pen

not to write with just to sit there and click I remember one time I was in class taking a test and I was using a pen which is already a big no no not supposed to do that is it true that the Scantron can't pick up pen it can't pick up pen? It can only pick up...

What was the whole thing where it's like, it can only be a number two pencil? Like, I remember I tried to use mechanical pencils and it was like, no, the Scantron won't pick it up. Okay, that is a number two pencil, though. Mechanical pencils are number two. Yeah, but teachers are like, it's not yellow and there's no pink at the bottom. What is number two? What does that even mean pink at the bottom. What is number two? What does that even mean with pencils? Like what is number two? Is it the lead type the graphite type something?

Is it like I don't fucking get that and also I remember like taking the The SAT it's like if you use anything other than a number two pencil you were fucked Well, a lot of people started banning mechanical pencils in their classrooms like certain teachers did huh because you could cheat with yeah you'd roll up little bits of paper and but i never cheated like that you know how i always cheated i would use the pencil to uh write the answers on the desk and then have my arm covering up the answers and so the answers would be right here i'd do this with my arm and just do this as they were passing out the test and then i'd use the test to cover up the answers. We're really exposing ourselves, dude.

There's a whole Let's Play coming out soon about cheating. Wow, these guys are just fucking cheaters. Like, what the hell? Like, that's all they talk about now is that they cheated in school. Not in college, though, because that's criminal. But in middle school, who gives a fuck? If you're listening to this in your middle school, don't. Yeah, I didn't cheat in college.

I never cheat. I didn't cheat in college. I just didn't show up most of the time. Same. I'm kidding. I showed up for the first year like every day. And then when it came to going to USC and driving all the way downtown, there were certain times. Because, you know, when you're like, you know what, I'm going to do an early class because I'm going to have the whole day ahead of me.

No, it's like I'd rather. It does not work. Yeah, exactly. In that moment, you're like, I'm going to be motivated. I'm going to get up, start a new routine. No, you're not. No, it doesn't happen. So many times, because I lived at home.

Those 830s? Yeah, my dad would sometimes come home for his lunch break and be like, you're not in school? They canceled class today. So you're cheating on a liar. You lied to your dad. Oh, my dad always knows when I'm lying. He knows. Nokia knows. I don't know what it is about fathers, but...

Because he raised you, dude. He knows. He knows. He's watched you grow. He's watched you lie as a kid, and he's watched you grow and lie, and now he knows when you lie. Here's a big difference between fathers, right? Okay, here we go.

Fathers know when you're lying. Stepfathers think they know when you're lying. Stepfathers, and I hope I have one. Stepfathers. Um, and I hope I have one one day. I could have a stepfather one day. You could. It's very possible. It could be someone of any age. Over the age of 18. I hate the thought

that my stepfather could be 18. Like, my mom could marry an 18-year-old. Guys, don't get any ideas out there. Like, and then next thing you know I have an 18 year old stepfather. Don't you think it would still be odd if you had a 30 year old stepfather?

Like That's younger than Aaron Imagine having a stepfather that you legally can't go into a bar with because they can't get in because their ID is too young. They're 20. Yeah. You have to take them to go see an R-rated movie. How interesting is it that you can get married at such a young age,

which is a huge decision that changes your whole life, like, financially and, like, lawfully it changes your life, but you can't drink until 21? I don't get the whole 21 thing. I don't get the age. It seems so random when you think of, like, ages and whether it's, like, drinking and marriage and consent and all that other shit.

I think, like, I don't know how they decide those things. I think 18 is just fine for drinking, like, most countries. There's places in fucking... Get some high schoolers drinking and driving. Yeah, well, they're... They're gonna do it anyways. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like...

I was never the kid to, like, sneak into my parents' alcohol. I didn't either. Well, that's the thing. It's like I was never the kid to like sneak into my parents I didn't either. Well, you know me. I don't like alcohol. I didn't drink growing up Like I didn't drink or I didn't smoke weed until college or something like I didn't I didn't drink until college Well not until after college actually until after I had left USC. I didn't my freshman year I'd never got drunk once. Was the first time you smoked weed in college? It was with you guys. That's what I thought. It was like with Daniel and I. Yeah. I did it once on my back porch.

But you said you didn't get high or something? I didn't, no. This kid showed up. He was like, dude, I got weed. And I was really nervous. I was like, oh no. I hope my neighbors don't see. It tasted horrible. It did. It was disgusting. I didn't get high. And then my mom got home and I confessed. I was like, mom, I smoked marijuana. This is see. It tasted horrible. It did. It was disgusting. I didn't get high. And then my mom got home and I confessed. I was like, mom, I smoked marijuana.

She was like, that's okay. This is in high school? Yeah. Freshman? No, like senior. How is it that when you were a little tyke, you would always run to a teacher or mom? Like you'd tattle on someone. You'd be like, mommy, I did it bad. Still in senior year, you were like, mommy mommy i did it bad still in still in senior year you were like

mommy i did it bad ocd or were you just like hey mom i just want to tell you like that weed like that yeah okay and that was that was because of my ocd back then a lot of uh scrupulosity so it's gotten better though now the ocd w Watson don't call bringing it up every video now no I'm not he wants he wants to make sure that you know you just asked me about it he's the one you are the one the only one with OCD yeah it's like at the beginning of a movie where you find out that one you you accidentally fell into a vat of acid and came out with OCD I wake up and I'm the only one who knows what OCD is yeah a universe. So you have to explain to everyone else.

You become like this fucking phenomenal doctor because you know the symptoms so well. And I can just classify it to everyone. Like Wally. Wally had OCD. You're like Wally. Or you're like Winnie the Pooh had OCD. Do you know what OCD is?

A lie that was perpetuated by the government. So you keep believing in your fantasies, Matthew. Yeah, and I recently learned that and my life has never been the same. I threw that medicine away and you know what? I've never been happier. Guys throw your medicine away.

It's all a sham. Mental health is just a reason for the youth to make themselves feel better for being socially inept because their parents didn't teach them the ways. It's, you know, OCD is just what the internet has brought. Of course.

There's nothing that before the internet, OCD didn't exist. No, and for a lack of better words, mental health issues, they're pretty gay. Yeah, depression, not a thing. Pretty gay. You know, it's just called being sad. It's called having the sads, guys.

Everybody gets the sads sometimes. And you know when you're nervous? Stop calling it anxiety, okay? You don't need to take happy pills. You're just a little bit nervous. We all get it. We all experience these things. Yeah, it's totally fine, guys.

Throw away medicine. Don't take any medicine. That's this podcast's advice. Medicine is a sham. Fuck away medicine. Don't take any medicine. That's this podcast advice. Medicine is a sham. Fuck all medicine. Modern medicine, throw it away. I say we go back to ancient civilization types of medicine. I say we go back to herbs.

We go back to roots, shit like that. You know, you cut yourself, guys. Rub some dirt in it. Go outside. Rub some dirt in it. I feel like we do have to. Yes, OCD is a real thing. And Matt has it because he's weak.

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for free. That's G-E-T-Q-U-I-P dot com slash supermega Dude, all your OCD stories have been nothing but anxiety riddled. Do you at least have one funny one? One funny one? Yeah. Okay, how about one? One funny one. Yeah.

Okay, how about depression? Any funny stories about depression? Do you have any funny stories about depression? Uh, yeah. Okay, so I was home alone at night, and I was really hating myself. I didn't like how I looked, and I didn't like how I think I looked. I didn't like how my mind worked. So I ordered some food. Um, and, uh, using postmates.com. You can imagine. And, uh, you know, he, he brought me the food over and I'm always, I didn't have to go out. I don't have to deal with,

uh, being anxious, being around people. Uh, so he, he brought me my food and I go out there in slippers and I'm like thanks man and I walk back onto my front porch in a clear view my neighbor who's outside working on his big muscular car and the delivery man and then as I'm walking back inside the front of my living space was wet and

someone called it a porch and I slipped and fell right on my ass and that was all because of depression just blame everything for depression god damn it dude i slipped that god damn depression but uh no like i i realized how bad my like i guess you would call it social anxiety i don't know what it is uh when i went to go see spider-man because um i i was like sitting in like the seat and i heard people talking behind me and immediately i was like oh my god just are they are they are they laughing at me because i because i have like a

little bun and i look like a typical nerd right now are they making fun of me because i look like like a basement dweller like every now and then I'll just be like What are people think what do people think I look weird and I'll change my position I'll change my position a chair like okay. I look decent now then sometimes I'll lean forward and like oh no my neck's grained a bit forward that that might looks weird But that might be like a fat boy posture. Let me know to fix you know what's funny though What what I've noticed is like No one in public gives a fuck about you.

No, because you don't give a fuck about anyone else. They're thinking about themselves too. You're not thinking like... What's the age old, you know, the whole thing where it's like, don't worry about how you look because I promise people aren't thinking about you. They're thinking of themselves. They are. Like you go to a party and you're nervous at a party. No one's like, oh, look at that guy.

It's just like everyone at the party is trying to be cool so they're focused on themselves trying to look and act cool okay one time my ocd was so bad that um i i took all my skin off because it had germs on it oh classic skeleton classic OCD clown it's great man it's great would you say though like when you were uh diagnosed like it helped you kind of put things into perspective on how your brain worked in the past and all that absolutely it was like a huge like weight off my chest because it was like i felt did it make it easier or would you say it's still like it's still rather difficult but at least it's like now you have a reasoning for certain things i'll break it down like this so i i i had all these anxieties and all of these

like weird thought processes and uh just really bad like kind of crippling anxieties about things like just different things and like i could convince myself one thing and like logically tell myself something but then like my brain would be like nope nope nope and uh i don't like i struggled with it for so long my from the time i was a kid and i i couldn't understand like why and then when i finally found out about what like because when i thought of OCD my whole life I just thought of like oh just like you wash your hands 25 times at exactly 2.30pm turn the lights off 3 times

I don't have any of that kind of OCD I have like types that involve you have the fake kind I have the fake kind for instance my doctor prescribed me OCD for attention he was like yeah you want more attention man no but basically I found out it was just like My doctor prescribed me OCD for attention. He was like, you want more attention, man? No, but basically I found out.

It was just like, oh my God, so much makes sense now. Like why I would stress so much about this or X or Y. It made so much sense. And it felt good because it's like now knowing I'm not just like weird or whatever. It's like this is an actual medically studied thing that is common and I have it. And now I can go down the right, now that I know what it is, I can go down the right path for seeking treatment to it. And I went to like, you know, hit up like a specialist, get medication, which medication helps like immensely. And go from there.

And you also, we also have mentioned therapy. I mean, that's the big thing. from there and you also we also have mentioned therapy there i mean that's the big thing and my whole thing because um i've preached about therapy probably on the podcast a good number of times i've had uh more bad experiences with therapy than good but the good experience is what helped a lot um but uh the way the way you, if you're going into therapy and you're like, oh, they're, how are they going to help me fix my problems? Don't go into therapy expecting your problems to be solved or expecting you to come out like a new person. Like for some people it works, but for others, um, like for me, I use therapy as a way to vent.

I used it as a way to kind of like, cause I don't talk to like too many people on a day-to-day basis you can use a therapist to um kind of get all of your ideas out there and they can help you kind of organize those thought processes and like just like they're not there like don't think it's like oh they don't really care about it's like who cares a therapist they for someone to help you organize your thoughts and to listen to you, you don't have to think that they're your friend. Some people have really good relationships with their therapist. Other people keep their relationship very clinical. It all depends on you. Therapy isn't this one set thing.

You go in there and it kind of takes form to what you need and want out of it. And also I think people go into it thinking it kind of takes form to what you need and want out of it. And also I think people go into a thing, you know, like fix, like instantly fix you. It's like a long process. And usually you need to pair medication with it to make it work better. So that's why you need to probably like also see a psychiatrist. Yeah. Some therapists can prescribe medication too. I'm a big proponent for therapy and medication.

Yeah. If you're, if you have a certain type of license. Well, if you're also a psychiatrist, I'd imagine. Yeah. Like straight-up therapists. Like counselors usually can't, but they can recommend you. Like a doctor's thing. But basically it's like... And then I knew what path I needed to get on to make it better.

And you just accept... Like part of getting better with it is accepting that you have something and it's never going to fully go away. And then over time, you just become okay with that. And you know they're like, okay, well, it's never going to go away, but I can manage it and live the best life I possibly can with it. Same with people that have depression and stuff. It's like depression is like a scientific thing in your brain which is way easily I think more easily treatable than OCD because OCD is just so

weird and complicated in your brain but like depression is I feel like if you have depression you heard it here first folks if you have depression you're a pussy deal with it it's not what I'm saying I'm saying it is what I'm saying if you have depression you're a pussy that deal with it it's not what i'm saying i'm saying it is what

i'm saying if you have depression you're a pussy okay that's what i meant i i i think though it's if you got depression go go get it treated y'all i know it's scary but like you'll thank yourself go get some help go get some meds it'll make your brain much happier and you'll look back and be like wow i didn't even like realize like the state i was in and now looking back it's like i wish i had done this sooner. Just realize there's the difference between curable and treatment. Like that's kind of for something that helps me because in all my in all my head, I'm like, oh, I just want to be cured. I want to be cured of whatever ailment you have type of thing.

But if you realize that you you need to accept the fact that it's going to be a part of your day to day but it can also be treated so you can live day to day better and more and in a more healthy uh way both physically and mentally because now i mean we live in an era now where like there's so much like treat there's so much help and like treatment out there some of my friends have a do the online thing yeah online therapy yeah it's uh it's like a video call thing with someone yeah it's amazing it's kind of like a not skype skype kind of went downhill didn't they skype when discord discord's the new king right discord came in and uh shot their wad it was a little a little milkier than skype skype was like oh yikes yeah so i was talking to my therapist over facebook

messenger video chat and uh that's the i just think that's interesting that that's the world we live in it's cool though it's really cool that like help is like that easily obtainable you know go and look for a craigslist therapist where they're not licensed or anything i just come home i'll talk to you i'll talk to you. I'll talk to you about your problems. I'll cook you up some steaks. We can talk about shit. You know. He's going to his living room.

He's like, so what's wrong? You got... Just gives the worst impression. It's like, for example, it's just kind of like you walk in and it's like, hey, I have OCD. Well, sometimes just close your eyes, take three easy breaths and realize things aren't that big of a deal.

It's that easy. Just think about it. You have these repetitive thoughts, but have you tried just not thinking that thought over and over again? Just think about it once. I learned about this thing once where it's like all anxiety has

one of four causes and it was like wanting the sense of control like wanting to be in control of things um fear of not being like snakes fear of snakes fear of snakes is one of the four um and then fear oh god i'm trying to remember it was so true though it was like it was like literally any problem in your life you can ever think of or any anxiety you've had. One of these four things is the cause of it. And you can trace it down to that, like map it out. And then from there, map it out and get to like the base of it and then work through

how to like kind of work through it in your brain and like avoid that kind of like. Definitely, you know if that advice helps that's great but also maybe try it with a therapist in terms of mapping stuff out oh yeah we're not therapists guys so everything we say right now take it with a grain of salt this is just us all we can say is we have our own issues

our own experiences on what's worked for us but everyone's different everyone's situation's different so it's situation is different. So it's like if you got... Do you think you could find a therapist that like dresses up? So like, I'm like, I want a therapist,

but I can only have a therapist that speaks in... Pirate? Yeah, like where we go out onto like a yacht that's kind of like a pirate ship looking thing. I feel like if you're rich enough, yes. I'm sure a therapist will do any, like, come on. Some therapists will do stuff like that, I'm sure, yeah. There's got to be a therapist for everyone.

Yeah, of course there's a therapist for everyone. I don't know, like. Think there's a therapist for Kim Jong-un? Absolutely. I'm sure he doesn't go to it. How crazy is it dude Kim Jong Un's therapist is just like none of your problems are

of course you're right about everything see that video of like Trump walking across the border and then Kim Jong Un walking across the border with Trump yeah that's crazy I watched that I was baffled I was like wow holy shit what a world we live in

what a goofy fucking world and that's that reality is just crazy shit really be wild sometimes that's why I live in the computer realm where I can fight dragons and protect the villagers

from whatever dangers are thrust upon them yes yes I agree you know I can climb to the peak Protect the villagers from whatever dangers are thrust upon them. Yes. Yes. I agree. You know, I can climb to the peak of the tallest mountains. I can mine my way through the deepest of caverns. And they tell me get a life.

Guess what? I've already lived 20. Thousands. You remember that video? Yeah, it was great. That video essay that guy made. I don't need to get a job. I already am a blacksmith

a miner it's like all dude an archer a scientist it's like yeah a man with a with a cup for a head a man who sits in his room and doesn't actually face any reality a plumber in a side scrolling world i wish he just inserted that see the earth is flat see oh my phone vibrated who could it be who is it uh it's just a news notification about tennis i don't care how do i turn those off i don't give a shit about tennis dude how about tennessee tennessee yeah it's a good fucking state. We went there on a tour. It was very fun. What did we do?

Nashville. Nashville. Nashville, dude. Nashville's a fucking kick-ass city. Oh, yeah. We had some good food. That chicken was good. We weren't in Nashville long enough.

I know. That was the tour where we didn't have a good break time, right? I don't think we really had a good break time on any of the tours. Yeah, true. Nashville, we got to spend the day off in Nashville that one day. That was nice. There's friends sometimes that are like, hey, do you think you can take some time off

while you're here on the tour? I'm like, no. Same, yeah. People are like, are you in town? Can we meet up and hang out? I'm like, absolutely not. I have no time. There's no way.

The second you get in town, you're not free right after the show. No. Because before the show, you're busy. Then after the show, you have to help pack up. And then you have to drive to your next destination or just try to go get food or it's just like the most that i've ever done is like when uh our friends came to visit or our friends came to see the live shows like in our hometowns of course then like we'll just be

outside of the venue chilling with them and shit but other than that it's like i'm just like no my mom i was like can you can you come out to dinner afterwards i'm like no dinner at 10 p.m stupid bitch god i love mom but i i still um i want to drink some water with my mom that's nice man at uh i forget the Saucer. You want to go out and get a water? Okay. You want to go out and get some water tonight? Yeah, dude. I just did Drunk John. What if that's a thing like bros just did?

Like, dude, let's go out and get a water tonight. You down for a water? You know what? Let's go to a bar and just get a water. Anyone feeling a water tonight? I'm feeling a water, man. I could kill for a water right now. There ain't nothing wrong with getting water at a bar.

Let's go get a little water, you know? Just be that friend. No, there's nothing wrong with getting water. I'm. Let's go get a little water, you know? Just be that friend. No, there's nothing wrong with getting water. I'm not saying anything. I just think it's funny. I think it's like a funny concept, like two guys going out specifically to get water. Just go get some water, man. Fucking just hit up the fucking local pub.

I'm gonna drink so much water tonight, dude. I'd feel great if I did that, honestly. Speaking of it. Wait, do I have water, too? Guys, take a water break right now. Go drink water. As soon as you're done listening to this, go drink a big-ass glass of water. If you've got water on your desk right now, in your hand, in your

backpack, whatever, drink it. It'll make you better. Guys, this podcast is all about that self-help. Get some therapy. Drink some water. Go see Yesterday. I think Dan just kind of... For 21 straight minutes, he was doing his vocal warm-ups.

And it kind of set this podcast to an off-kilter presentation. Thank you, Dan. It's all Dan's fault. I just have to have someone else to blame. Because I'm a perfect entertainer. I don't have down days. I only have up days. I don't either.

Same. Every day. You know, there's sometimes, there's never a time I come in to record. There's never a time I come in to record. there's never a time I come in to record and after just 10 minutes in my head I'm like, fuck I really can't pull

one through today, I'm just like my brain's not firing on all cylinders, I'm tired, didn't get good sleep the night before, no matter what I'm always in entertainment mode I can entertain anyone invite me to your birthday party you wanna do my next birthday party?

you wanna entertain? you do like a clown thing? what do you do? I do some magic tricks like sleight of hand I could see you being really good at sleight of hand I don't know why I can just like see that for you like when I think about you as a person how many times have you seen me fumble and drop

shit though? a lot but I feel like oh shit no but I feel like at the same time, you could also have this hidden ability. You could just show up one day and just like, yo, check this flourish out and just be so good at sleight of hand card tricks. I pull in. I put my hands into a hat and I bring it up and I bring up two rabbit ears and I look down surprised. Oops.

It was a dead rabbit. Oh, fuck. I just tore its ears off oh shit it's like screaming uh oh it's like screaming and running around the room um anyway guys if you want to book Ryan for your birthday party uh just hit us up um and I guess we'll see you guys

next week uh for ep oh shit episode 150 we have to do something for that one we do we have to do something special the petroleum story what's that oh the one that people were like wait that wasn't We have to do something for that one. We do. We have to do something special. The petroleum story. What's that? I don't remember. Oh, the one that people were like, wait, that wasn't real?

Of course there's no fucking petroleum story. God! Petroleum jelly in my mom. And then people were like, ooh, this is going to be a good one. I was just busting my ass balls. I'm like, Ryan, tell the story about... Okay, Matt. Actually, you know what? I know what we can do.

And since, you know, people, they hated that the story was fake. So I'm going to choose a story that we can't let down, like let people down on. Like it's going to be 100% real. For episode 150, get ready because Matt and I are going to tell a story about our encounter with gray aliens and Bigfoot. Oh, and North Korea. It's going to be great. I don't know if I'm ready for that. It's a good one. We will.

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