supermegashow - EP 150 - The Very Special Episode

Episode Date: August 4, 2019

we talk LA's recent earthquakes, some spooky spook-um's, and Ryan's cooking skills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Please play responsibly. Welcome. Oh, this is the 150th episode. I don't i don't care it's just another episode is that how is that how we should start with that yeah well ryan's ryan put it best this is the 150th episode of super mega cast and uh as said, we have nothing special planned. Why is 150 special? It's not like a solid 100. It's just 150. 200 will be super special. 200 will be special. Was 100 special?

It was. But do we want to commit? Because right now, if we say 200 will be special, and then we don't do anything special, people will pull back up. On 150, you said it was going to be special. We'll do something special for 200. It might not be big, but we'll do something...

whether it's a key... We'll do something. Well, just keep reminding us when it gets closer. I'm just not a big person for mile markers that much. Like, being like, yeah! Cause, I don't know, it's just nice whoever views the content i mean it's cool like when you see subscribers because it gives you a general feel for how big your supposed audience is because it says we have 700 and something thousand around there

close almost almost 700 almost 700 000 uh but uh the viewership is usually always like a tenth of your subscribership. Yeah. Unless you're hecking funny like Felix or John. PewDiePie. Yeah. But it's a big one, guys. 150. The very special episode. That'll be the name of it, too. Yeah.

So everyone knows how special this episode is. Let's jump right into it, Ryan. Let's talk about the elephant. The big thing. The big thing. Felt like an elephant was in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Earthquakes.

Yeah. So, which actually will provide us a good segue into the next topic, which is funny. So we experienced two decently sized earthquakes here in California. They were up about 90 to 100 miles up in Ridgecrest. The first one was around a 6.4 magnitude. And the second one was anywhere between like, I've heard 6.9 to 7.1 magnitude. I heard it was 7.1, but they downgraded it. And then they re-upgraded it back up to 7.1. Which, that's a big fucking earthquake. Oh to 7.1. Yeah. I heard it was 7.1, but they downgraded it. And then they re-upgraded it back up to 7.1, which that's a big fucking earthquake.

Oh, yeah. I was actually surprised because I thought that a 7.1 would be bigger than what it was. I thought it would be like very like violent, but it was kind of like a gentle rock. The 7.1? The 7.1. Wait, I thought the 6.4 was more of a rock 7.1 was like a jolting cuz like I was okay I was well Harrison and I went to go see Midsommar and it was

15 if that many minutes into the movie it's like when the opening credits started in this Hold on one second. Can I go turn that off? Yes. Turn off the AC mother effer. Hey don't call me that! Who turned it on? Some bitch ass punk. So the beginning opens and this music starts to play. Play it. Hold on. Blah blah blah. It's getting there.

Because it's still going through the motions. Wait for it to crescendo. Yeah you gotta... And then oh okay. So that started to happen and that's when the earthquake started to happen in the motion. Wait for it to crescendo. Yeah, you gotta... Oh, okay. So that started to happen, and that's when the earthquake started to happen in the movie. So like, I thought people behind me in the theater were stomping to the

beat of the music. I was like... Yes, I'm excited for Midsommar! I know, I was like, this is an odd thing. Like, there's probably just a bunch of goofs behind me, and so I turn around, and no one's doing anything. In fact, it's just a bunch of people with, like, confused faces looking around. And I'm like, huh? And then I look forward, and a bunch of people are starting to, like, stand up.

And, like, some people are, like, running out of the theater. And I'm just like, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Something bad's happening. Earthquake time. I'd be the one to die in this situation because my legs are just planted. Harrison and I kept going from standing up, should we leave, to sitting down and watching the movie because we were like invested because

something big just happened. I can picture that so perfectly. Both of you guys just like kind of confused. We were at the Arclight Hollywood and we were in the lower theaters. So if something fucked up happened in the early days. Oh yeah, you're like underground. Hiding under a theater chair isn't going to

really save us from the tons of cement that makes up the floor and ceilings of the two above level. I love how like the one place you like don't want to be during an earthquake is underground. And it's like, like maybe like the 0.1% of your week you are underground is when a 7.1 earthquake hit LA. The first one, let's go back to the first one. The 6.4, so it was 4th of July. Happy Independence Day, everybody.

It was the morning of 4th of July. It was. Well, for me, it was the morning. It happened like 11 something. I think it was like, it was early. It was like 9 or 10. Okay, it was 9, 10. There were some aftershocks too.

I can't remember. All I remember is, I've always, whenever an earthquake has happened, has happened, people were like, did you feel that? I'm like, maybe I felt something. But this is the first earthquake where I'm like, this is an earthquake. Because I remember it woke me up because I had my eyes closed. And you know when you're not fully awake yet, you kind of just let your eyes still be closed to not let light in. Also, I feel my bed kind of rocking a little. I'm like, oh,go's getting into getting into bed and uh so it goes on for like 10 to 20 seconds i'm like

this boy's taking a long time i guess i open my eyes he's not on the bed he's in the hallway doing his little like tail between the legs like oh look at me i'm like what and all of a sudden i hear i look over my blindss are shaking. Minecraft Steve is smacking the wall with his shake-ass. And then I hear, I'm like, ah! But my blinds are hitting the window and the wall until sweat drops. I was about to do it. You got it. And I also look out, and in kind of like the living room area I see my light fixture swinging and

that's the moment where I'm like this is an earthquake and it was that moment like wait should I get up and go outside but I was like I was so confused and disoriented because I was still kind of like waking up so I was in that kind of dreamish state like that foggy state and so things were just shaking and eventually it stopped but that's another instance where my ceiling could have crashed down on me and I should have I should have gotten out of the house and taken Lego with me. Yeah what are you supposed to do you're supposed to get under something or get in a doorway right?

I should have gotten out of my place and brought Lego with me. You should have put them on your back and ran down the street you're supposed to like get under something or get in a doorway I think right? If you're inside you want and you can't get outside you want to get under a table. But if you have the opportunity to go outside and there are no trees, I'd imagine you'd

like go out into your front lawn or something. I don't want to give official earthquake advice if I'm not sure, guys. Unless you live in Chile and the earth cracks open, swallows people whole. I mean, Chile got some bad earthquakes years ago. Just like Haiti. Remember when Haiti had that big one? I was in bed as well on the morning of 4th of July. Did it wake you up?

I was kind of already waking up. It was like where you just keep pressing snooze. I'm kind of awake. I feel my bed shaking and I thought that it was like Harrison or Jackson was shaking my bed trying to wake me up. You always think it's something else at first because your brain isn't like the whole tectonic plate underneath me is moving. That's just not in a – that doesn't come to mind.

It's like, oh, the earth is just simply moving underneath me and shaking violently. And I was like, what the hell? And I opened my eyes and Banana was like on the pillow next to me and he's like looking around all freaked out. And then I heard my – just same as you. I heard like my blind smack in the window and I was like, what the hell? And I opened my eyes and Banana was like on the pillow next to me. And he's like looking around all freaked out. And then I heard my, just same as you, I heard like my blind smack in the window. And I was like, oh shit, this is an earthquake. And I saw my computer monitor wobbling. And I sat up in bed. And it wasn't like a violent shaking.

It was more just like. It's like a rocking. Like a gentle rocking. If a giant were rocking you to sleep. That's what this first one felt like to me. And it wasn't like loud or anything. It was just like a gentle rocking. And it went on for a good bit.

It went on for like, for me at least, probably 10, 20 seconds. I might have, it probably lasted around 30 seconds or so. Because I had enough time to like be woken up by it. Thinking, think it was Lego. Wake up and then experience. Like when I was watching it, maybe it's because when something like that happens, time seems to move slower maybe. Yeah, because it's so late. But I remember it felt like it lasted longer than i was comfortable with it was crazy i was like holy shit was that an earthquake and i got up uh and i went outside and uh harrison was outside and he was like holy shit did you feel that and i was like okay i didn't he's just outside

enjoying his uh morning cup of joe he was having a little morning martini on the back i actually full every time i think i feel an earthquake first thing i little morning martini on the back i actually full every time i think i feel an earthquake first thing i do is i go on twitter and i just start refreshing the feed because because i know the second there's an earthquake everybody in la myself included love to just tweet out that there was an earthquake yeah because i it's like i guess a way to let everyone else know like what am i i didn't make that up right there was an earthquake like five to ten seconds after those happened there was always a hashtag earthquake trending on Twitter. So fast.

So fast. And I was like, okay, cool. I didn't imagine it. It was definitely real. But you were on your way to see. You were also about. I was in a movie theater. You were about to go see a movie.

I was on the other side of LA in a movie theater as well when the earthquake. The second one. You were in the lobby getting snacks or something. I was buying my tickets to go see Toy Story 4. And I had just ran. And I was looking down at the screen and like all of a sudden I thought that I just got really disoriented

I thought I had vertigo for a second I was like whoa I need to sit down I'm getting dizzy what the hell I'm like maybe I didn't eat enough today you thought it was like all internal no I thought it was because I had just jogged so I jogged up to the screen to like buy the tickets and I was like oh jesus oh i need to sit down and when i look around and i was like wait what's going on were other people just kind of like looking around well at first no one would

like really seem to even notice either and then everyone started looking around and when i saw up and there was like a big crystal chandelier that was swaying and i was like oh it's another earthquake holy shit they evacuated our theater all of the arclight like all the theaters everything they evacuated everyone outside we got to go and continue the movie but did they evacuate no dude they didn't do shit and the best part was they just let people keep walking under

this what I presume to probably be like a 500 pound crystal chandelier they just let people keep walking under it as it was swaying sounds like a phantom of the opera type incident I'm waiting for that thing to fall. I would not want to be underneath a huge crystal chandelier. Isn't that Phantom of the Opera where they have a chandelier in the audience and the whole bit is like the audience will look up and the chandelier goes down onto them.

It doesn't kill them, of course, but it's part of the act. No, I haven't seen Phantom of the Opera. I'd like to. Not the one with Gerard Butler, dude? No, it was actually just in LA. This is opera! This is opera. This is opera. Remember that meme?

The This is Sparta meme? The very old meme. The remixes where he yells this is Sparta and then it would remix into that song. I like Meet the Spartans. He kicks pregnant, what is it, Britney Spears into the hole that is just good good writing man yeah that's so funny god there was they released in theaters too and I saw them in theater dude I saw Vampire Sucks in theaters you saw Vampire Sucks I saw all those movies in theaters the one that I didn't show up for though was uh was a disaster movie I watched disaster

movie I didn't see any of those in theaters. I watched epic movie. With Chlamydia Jones, dude. Chlamydia Jones? Do you not remember that? No. Remember how the little person who, the little African-American little person played the Indiana Jones? His name was Chlamydia Jones.

Yeah, his name was Chlamydia Jones in the movie. How did they come up with this stuff? Do you remember the really good effects of the Kung Fu Panda bit? Yeah, yeah panda bit yeah yeah it was just the dude in the costume the the funny thing is good douche i i was so inspired by those movies as a kid i was like this is the movie i'm gonna make when i'm older i'm gonna make a movie just like this and i wanted to make my own movie like bait like like with the same kind of style as like did that movie looking back it's like what a what a horrible thing to be inspired by those guys still in business releasing stuff at red box at least because it's not coming out in theaters director red block red red block dude fucking kim kardashian was in disaster movie

she was like one of the main characters how do they make things i don't know with so many people too and i could imagine like kim's like this is my breakout role in Hollywood. I remember. But look at her. She's like one of the biggest fucking people today. What's the woman Narnia? In terms of making money. Is Narnia the, is Epic Movie Narnia? Epic Movie is Narnia. Okay I remember I watched it on DVD and I watched it. Epic Movie

was good. Yeah. I, all I remember about that movie was I was watching it with two middle school girls. I was in middle school as well. Okay, good. Let me put that. This wasn't like last week. Because you were explaining them.

Yeah, so last week I was watching with two middle school girls just hanging out. Watching epic movies. Watching epic movies, having a laugh. It was part of our night of fun. We started off with a date movie, heated up some popcorn, drizzled some chocolate on it. But I was in middle school. We were all the same age. Let me preface with that. And I remember there's a scene where...

Yeah, you were at a 23-year-old in middle school. And this naked woman runs out of the wardrobe at one part of the movie. And I remember being in the same room as two girls when a naked woman came on screen was the most uncomfortable moment of my life. I was like being in the same room as two girls when a naked woman came on screen was the most like uncomfortable moment of my life.

I was like, oh, no. Oh, and I just remember like. They know I know what they have. I know. I was like, because I was in middle school. I was like freaking out. I was like. It was very uncomfortable.

It's like when your sex scene comes on when you're with your parents. The most uncomfortable sex scene I've ever experienced with my parents was when I was behind the camera I'm kidding they had me filming it was weird my dad and stepmom took me to go see Watchmen and there was just this whole fucking Leonard Cohen slow sex scene it was in slow motion it was between

like Night Owl and whatever the woman's name is the superhero her name is the actress her name is made the actress name starts with an m or something mariah carey no i can't remember her name she was in um heartbreak kid other shit oh she was in harold and kumar the first one she did you see the first harold and kumar no yes yes yeah yeah you know the one like, there's that gross dude and he has this very attractive wife, and then the attractive wife takes off her shirt and lets Harold and Kumar feel her breasts? It's been a while since I've seen that movie.

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There was a lot of sex in that movie. I can't, I think the worst movie out there to watch with your parents, by far, and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this is not subjective, this is fully objective. Is? In the realm. Serbian film.

In the realm of the senses. That. Because in the realm of the senses is nothing but real sex. Well, in a Serbian film, the twist at the end. That is true, yeah end is that the dude is fucking his son and wife. Yeah. Who are passed out on drugs.

I mean, it's a wild movie. Have you seen it? Yeah, he also cuts someone's head off and continues to fuck the body. Next time I see my mom, I'll be like, hey, mom, what's up on movie night? And she'll be like, well, I'm so glad to be in LA with my son. I think your mom, I'll be like, hey, mom, what's up? I'm a movie night. And she's like, well, I'm so glad to be in L.A. with my son. I was put on this like, mom, you're going to love this movie. I think your mom would turn this off, Matthew. Like turn it off the moment he's getting like a blowjob from the woman.

And that, have you seen a Serbian film? A while. Back in like college, I think I watched it. You know how like one of the first scenes is like him getting a blowjob from that, from this woman. And then like this little girl is just licking a lollipop while watching. Yeah. And he's like, oh, oh no yeah it's it's that yeah my my mom be like matthew turn this off what is sorry if i spoil the serbian film i really don't like if there's any movie

i really don't care on spoiling it's a serbian film also but but it's it's one of the like those shock films where it's like everyone knows at this point all the scenes also i didn't think it was that good of a movie because i feel like it was written just a shock like like it almost didn't have that much substance it was more of just like a be delivery yeah it was like it was like how shocking can we be you know that baby scene was oh it was real fucked up something it was definitely that that scene really made me feel like sick when I watched it I was like oh oh my god but uh let's talk want to talk about let's talk about some other movies the ones that we were the ones that we you ended up

Seeing to a story I love toy story 4 by the way I liked it more than 3 I thought it was very I I teared up I got a tear in my eyeball The animation looks the animation was fucking you I liked the story of how it was a lot more Kind of low-key yeah, and it was also like I feel like because it's in a fourth movie and then in a series you know like it's like what can you do you gotta get creative and i feel like they did they got very creative with the premise i thought a lot of the comedy hit at least for me yeah because i'm just like when you go into like a kid's movie i don't i don't try to give it the same kind of oh this better be as honey honey this honey this better be as funny as like hot

fuzz or The Anchorman. No, it's a Toy Story movie. It's not going to have the same impact. They did great, though. It's like a simple joke that got me. It's the dumbest shit. It was the whole high-fiving motorcyclist. Oh, dude, Keanu Reeves?

I'm talking about the ones the one that always like Woody would give to the high five oh yeah the other guy with his arm up yeah there's something about a about non-verbal emotive comedy that I like and so that that struck a chord with me and then there's this in the same vein it's when uh Forky's being dragged on the road and then he like tries to walk again. It's the sound effects of the tip-taps and then the dragging. It's the little things like that that make me laugh.

I don't think any of the verbal jokes made me cackle because they were filled with stuff like I have all the questions and stuff like that. I did remember that part. I was like, that's what Ryan was talking about. I'm surprised they didn't hide more adult jokes knowing that so many of the viewers I have all the questions and stuff like that. I did remember that part. I was like, that's what Ryan was talking about. Yeah. I actually, I'm surprised they didn't hide more adult jokes,

knowing that so many of the viewers of this movie would be, like, original people that watched the first Toy Story back in, like, 1995. So I'm, like, kind of surprised they didn't hide more adult jokes then, but it was a beautiful movie. I like what they did with the antagonist of the film. It was good. And I'm glad that, I don't think it's much of a spoiler, but like the henchman for the bad person was those real creepy ventriloquist dummies. Yeah, and I'm glad Toy Story finally did something because that was actually pretty creepy.

Just like in the first Toy Story movie. There's a legit jump scare, I think, in the movie. Yeah, and like in the first Toy Story, I forgot how creepy the scene is when like they're in Sid's bedroom. They have that like baby doll with the eye missing on the spider. Yeah, dude,

that thing is the scariest thing. It's so scary even to this day. And I'm glad they brought back like some real creepiness in this one. Yeah.

And the animation was just gorgeous. You didn't think Stinky Pete was scary? Stinky Pete honestly still haunts my nightmares, man. He's there man dude stinky pete got me too'd did you see no um wait the guy who played stinky pete or

stinky pete himself stinky pete himself got me too he got because uh you know at the end of a toy story 2 they have the um blooper, the fake bloopers Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of them was him talking to two Barbie dolls. That's right! And he was like, I can get you a part in Toy Story 3. They, apparently in the recent releases, Disney cut that part out. So

Stinky Pete just got... Stinky Pete is cancelled guys. Stinky Pete is cancelled. It's funny because Justin, a while ago was like did you hear uh what happened with the stinky pete guy and i was like no what and he tells me how he uh how stinky pete um i like how he's bringing up that as if it's like news like dude did you did you read the newspapers about no no this is before this even happened like this this was just a side off joke like a month or two ago. And I'm like, what?

So he's like, yeah, he he got caught offering two girls a role in Toy Story 3 if they had sex with him. I'm like, what? So I look up like he's like, here, I'll send you the audio. And he just sent me this scene of Stinky Pete and the Barbie dolls. And I'm like, ha ha. Very funny. of Stinky Pete and the Barbie dolls. And I'm like, ha ha, very funny.

But something that Justin saw as ridiculous and goofy legitimately became headline reality news for Disney. It's like a month later. I just wake up one morning and you're walking down the streets of New York City and one of those bodegas has the newspapers out front and it's just huge headline. Everyone's gathered around grabbing copies. Stinky Pete is canceled. Oh god what what what happened i gotta say footage

footage at the end of toy story 2 has recently resurfaced i love it because it's like it's always been out there it's like it just resurfaced i like how we're talking about it like it's a legitimate like like scandal i mean it's always been out there people knew who stinky pete was they knew they knew who this guy was what a monster um i love that shit man uh and then i guess i'll just give a quick a little opinion on midsummer okay um i really really enjoyed my experience with midsummer had nothing to do with the earthquake, although the earthquake probably heightened up my anxieties a little bit. But it was one of those movies where I'm watching it and I just was not in awe,

but I was kind of... Enthralled. Enthralled with the director because you can tell it's a movie that has a singular singular voice and it has a not a not a single message. It has many themes in it, but it was directed so well, I think there are certain story beats where I think I have to go back and watch it a second time to, I guess, fully understand it or kind of pick up things again. to, I guess, fully understand it or kind of pick up things again. Or I can just head on over to the R movies message boards and see what other people's thoughts are. But I really enjoyed the film.

There was a part of me that was kind of expecting like a Green Inferno type of movie, just elevated because Green Inno is eli roth that's what they're like in the amazon right yeah so i thought it was going to kind of be like you know people go to this place and then they end up getting tortured and uh gruesome detail and i i don't want to spoil too much but it wasn't that type of movie it was more centered on character growth and development and how this character is dealing with um relationships and grief and how and how that is being projected into the physical things you are seeing in the movie like i i really really

enjoyed my time watching it i want to see it again because I enjoyed it. And if you're a fan of movies, I know this movie probably wouldn't be for everyone. I mean, my mom saw it and she even, because my mom likes horror, she liked it. Yeah, your mom does like horrors. Because she is one. Come on, man. Introducing Tim's new Savory Pinwheels. The perfect flaky and flavorful snack for those on the go.

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fully recommend watching it i think it has such a like a strong opening and then at least for me i know some i've read a few people were like it was too long or it got boring. And I understand that from a different viewpoint. But the movie was just interesting, whether it be in the happenings that were going on or whether it was the shots or some of the effects they were using. I like Ari Aster's ability because in Hereditary, he had like this big info dump scene and I'm not a big fan of that. And then this one, in some cases,

you could say in some parts, there was a bit of an info dump, but there was certain information in this movie that is shown and not told, like they'll show you a piece of art. And then through the way he shoots another scene he reveals kind of the payoff to that um setup or art piece that he showed earlier on and i really enjoyed that i enjoyed those aspects of the film and so there was always something for me to enjoy whether it be as I said marveling at the cinematography or just the shot composition or getting into the

themes and the story and and the the actress of flora was it Florence Pugh is that her name hold on I want to get her name right yeah Florence Pugh phenomenal actress Ari Aster for his lead roles for both Hereditary and now Midsommar has found wonderful lead actors to head the film and their performance it doesn't I'm not gonna say it carries the film because everyone else's performance is really good I liked how a lot of the characters I was like oh this is very natural dialogue Ari Aster also knows how to um write um natural dialogue and in a sense of like in a relate like when these two people were having an argument in their relationship it felt like an argument that you would actually have with a significant other and not just like oh

chad yeah we're gonna go on a vacation no you're not without me you know it wasn't stupid and there was and one more thing i will say that i enjoyed is that in horror movies there are those moments where it's almost like the director doesn't know how to convey the horror of this particularly well and so it makes the theater laugh when they're not supposed to yeah yeah i know that like exact thing and in this movie it seems that ari aster was super aware of that and so with the ridiculousness of some of these situations you're direct you're you're almost directed to laugh at what's going on because it's so ridiculous and he does that through the direction of the character's reactions and i'm guessing also uh not guessing but also he

does it through the writing yeah just a lot of aspects that I thought were interesting and I really respect and enjoyed of the film and I recommend people give it a watch because I liked it I'll go check that out then I go see the second time too we should go see it yeah I'm down um speaking of horror I've been

doing the worst thing for myself which has been like there's these youtube channels i think i talked about them a little bit but it's like i got i've gotten really into these horror channels where it's just these guys that will make these videos it's not the ones where it's like 2013 was a year that everyone probably forgot but this young girl nancy studemeyer will remember for the rest of her life. That's exactly it.

Okay. I've been watching this one called Nightmare Expo where he does this series called like Disturbing Stories from the Internet. Where there'll be like 20 minute videos where he'll just like find these like. The deep web is something that. Yeah. It's like in 2013, this woman uploaded a video of her dog seeing a ghost but it's like really scary shit and i'll watch them really late at night when i'm the only person awake and then like i'll lay in bed and be like why the fuck did i do that dude i had i don't know

why dude you look serious you looked like you were scared of what i was gonna say you slammed your hand down so you're like dude anyways um i i had i had a you talking about horror shit it reminded me of uh i had sleep paralysis again and this time it was like one of the worst instances so i guess we're talking about it your brain's like we'll fuck with them i don't know what the dream the the dream i had i had a dream beforehand and it was i was stuck on my ceiling looking down at my bed what with the constant feeling of like you're on a roller coaster falling like i and then then eventually i dropped down to the bed and then like i woke up like you know how you wake up from a dream at like the precipice or at the climax of it yeah um I woke up and I couldn't open my eyes I I and I and I knew like I was I was awake too and I tried to move everything and I tried to call Lego eventually I was able to let out a

Lego Lego and I was then I started to hit the bed. And then I was very sure. I was like, Lego, Lego. And then he came onto the bed. And I hugged him for a good long while. That's scary, man. You almost got pulled into the shadow realm. I know. But, so, sorry.

You were just talking about horror. And I remind him, like, god damn it. No, no, no, dude. I had sleep paralysis again. I was just saying, I've been watching these channels. And it's been. Stupid guy. These channels are super entertaining There's one just called Horror Stories

I was about to say if you recommended one There's two, I like Nightmare Expo and I like Horror Stories and Horror Stories I like because he's so matter of fact He'll just talk about these incidents and then he'll just end the video He won't say thanks for watching or subscribing He'll just be like and then she died The video just ends

I was almost hoping it would be like and then she died and like the video just ends like he just ends his videos I was almost hoping it would be like and then she died remember to rate comment and subscribe remember to subscribe no he doesn't he's like click that bell button his videos I'm like oh is that the end oh yeah it's over uh or like he fits it into like the ending where it's just like like he's like oh shit I have to plug my channel

and just like she was followed by a stalker you should follow my twitter yeah um speaking of youtube channels actually uh I want to give a shout out real quick we have a youtube channel And just like she was followed by a stalker, you should follow my Twitter. Speaking of YouTube channels, actually, I want to give a shout out real quick. We have a YouTube channel. We do, guys. In case you didn't know, we do have a YouTube channel called Super Mega. This guy or girl, I'm not sure, has been making Super Mega compilations.

I think they're called Dello Beast. Really good. I got to say, like, that's a lot of effort they like for instance childhood stories that's our 20 minute childhood stories part two two and a half hours they've made i think 18 compilations and they're all incredibly like just holy shit like just shout out to that person because obviously they're just putting a lot of work into going through our content and making uh compilations uh which was something that we requested a while back. We're like, make some compilations if you guys want.

Go for it. So go check out these person's compilations to see some fun times for our channel. Shout out to that person. And then report those videos so we can take them down because they're stealing money from you. I never thought compilations or re-upload of certain clips take money away.

In my mind, I just see it as it spreads more awareness yeah and also it's it's if anything it shows um that either if if we really wanted to make money off of these compilations it would be for us to uh to do what the grumps do and hire people to make the compilations and put them on the channel and then still up we could do that but right now we're focusing on other stuff maybe in the future we'll get compilations

like that on the channel but right now go to that person's channel and give them some support because they're going through a shite I can't imagine it's fun watching that much Super Mega. I mean, ask Justin. Yeah, Justin's just ripping his hair out. Hold on, we can ask him right now.

Yeah, let's ask him. Give Justin a call. Special guest, Nothing But Lag, back on the podcast. You remember he was on the episode with Tim Allen. Let's see. What are we asking him? If he has fun listening to us? If he likes Super Mega.

He was a fan before. Yeah. He started editing. I don't think he is anymore. See if he picks up. If he doesn't, that will be a deduction in his pay, unfortunately. Buddy. Yo, what is due? What up, buddy? Hey, bud.

We are recording a podcast right now, my friend. Oh, really? Yeah, Justin. You probably shouldn't have opened the phone call to the n-word but that's fine huh just think about that next time maybe you're opening up a conversation but that's fine um we got a question for you yeah we have a question yeah um because you used to be a a fan of super mega right yes and we're and we're we're talking about people who uh because we're talking about this guy who particularly makes a lot of compilations of us and he has to listen

to like probably hours of our voice and we just wanted to ask since you were a fan and now all you all you do is is listen to our listen to our voices day in and day out eat sleep let's play how how much more fun in life you are having or what is your experience with now listening to us 24 7 as opposed to choosing when you get to listen to us uh well obviously like i'll say like you know like cut this out i'll say that i love it and everything like in the podcast publicly but like you guys already know like i've already talked to you like uh you know you need to start like paying me for these therapy sessions i've been having to go to because like i can't take it anymore but i mean like other than that yeah

no like uh yeah we'll do yeah we'll we'll dm you about the next batch of videos yeah because there's a couple editing notes we have. But yeah, if you can just get us that one off by the end of the day. Thanks for the input, man. That was really good. That was really good input. We appreciate that, dude. Cool, man.

Yeah. See you, man. See you. Yeah, see you. What a good dude. Yeah. He's very appreciated. Very much appreciated. And I hope that the exposure we're giving him is good

I think that's very yeah anyway do you mind if I go take a piss out of my head real quick you took one before the podcast I did but I've been drinking a LaCroix and before I started I drank a big cup of coffee and a bunch of water you know what go take your pee pee but only

if you add in a Matt's pee pee and then when we're but only yeah if you add in a a matt's pee pee song into the podcast god damn it ryan i'm gonna be editing this like at like 1 a.m before it has to go out and i'm gonna hit this point in the podcast and i can see right now i'm sitting on my computer just going you're gonna do i just cut this whole part out oh you're gonna cut it out i imagine i'll do i'll put a matt's pee pee song in in. Okay. How about, what if I recorded it right now? It has to be less than 10 seconds. Okay. How about I do it right now?

Okay. Here we go. I'm gonna go pee, and here's Matt's pee-pee song. Matt is taking a piss. Matt is in the bathroom pissing out his dick. Did it. I did it. I got all the piss out.

Every last drop, brother. Alright, well, uh, that's some sweet news. You know what else is sweet? Is it honey? Yes. It's coming! The biggest shopping day on the planet! Yep, it's Amazon Prime Day. The most insane day of savings across the internet's largest marketplace. But did you know there's such a thing as Prime Day? Every day?

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We're building desks and Matt looks online at the amount of time it takes to build because when we ordered the desks you know I guess you're thinking okay this could take like two hours at most. It's easy to put desks together right? It's some wood. It's four to five hours is the average build time for this desk. So I was like we have one of them fully built

we have another one almost done and then we still have one more to build fully. On top of that, we also have to get a table for the podcast room. We have to, uh, we almost have all the consoles, uh,

we need for the gaming rig right now. We're also, uh, the rooms are almost set up in terms of furniture. The next, the next course of action would be to soundproof the podcast. Which we're working on this week. In the Let's Play room.

We're trying to get everything soundproofed. But we're trying to get a professional to come and help us with it. Because we want that crisp sound quality for you guys. And if you're supporting the Patreon and everything, we're going to put that money to good use. So we're going to get professionals to come soundproof the place. Really make it pop. I don't want to put up some shitty sound foam and have it sound bad. So hopefully it'll sound real crisp like it does right now recording the Game Grumps office.

And we're just so excited, man. We've been going to the office, like addressing the audience as man. Yeah, man. Like we're going to the office. Listen, bro. We've been going the past week, though, when we're not recording. We've been going there and just building desks or setting things up and working on the merch studio uh kind of organizing things uh we got people coming and building

furniture for us uh trying to just kind of get everything in place it's a really big undertaking and uh i don't think either of us realized how much work goes into we're like no we could set it up in like two weeks and then we're done. Nope, nope. That shit's hard. But it's definitely, I think once we have the place soundproofed, the next big task to tackle will be how we're going to set up the electronics and the wiring

in the Let's Play recording area. And then after that it should be ready to start using and the only job we'll have then for the Super Megaplex after all of that is complete is to kind of decorate it. Which is why I'm most excited for it.

I'm excited to put up some fan art. I'm excited to put up when we did our Southeast tour every time we stopped at the gas station. We have some stuff already put up. We have those, what are they called? The little, a lovely viewer made us some. It's animal.

It's not cross stitching. It's a type of stitching on like a circular wood thing. And they made one of me and Ryan. What old kind of, I guess Middle Eastern people still wear that stuff. Where it kind of, I don't know what I'm trying to explain. A yarmulke? explain a yarmulke not a yarmulke because if you think about it set that on the head and then like there's like paper oh the the top there's paper not paper but like there's just

there's a bunch it's like you know what like the the the crown prints like the saudi oils wear on their head it's kind of like that It's like the top of that. But someone stitched this really nice things of me and Ryan in Animal Crossing. So we hung those up. We hung up some paintings that some fans did. So stuff from the tour and from the unboxing. Oh, I forgot. We also soon will actually be able to start shooting the mail video.

Yeah. Because we're... We have that set. We got a P.O. box. And then I went to start shooting the mail video. Yeah. Because we're... We have that set. We got a P.O. box. And then I went to go register it in person. And I had to fill out some form. And then it got unregistered. So I got to do that again.

Yeah. Got the email. It's like, hey, your P.O. box has been unregistered. I was like, yes. But basically, yeah, we're getting the set set up too for the new mail opening. I think we're actually going to be going back to how it used to be because for a while in the Grumps office we did that set with the L couch and I think we're going to

go back to like the straight on couch with a with a table in front of it yeah it's going to be the set kind of like how we used to do in our old apartment back in the good old days so we're going back to that kind of kind of set up and like like Ryan said we got our podcast room we're getting that set up we and like like ryan said we got our podcast room we're getting that set up uh we

finally got internet um which while we were shooting that gamer bath water video uh if you go on our patreon and watch the behind the scenes you'll see that the guy setting up the internet was at the house while we're shooting that i had to have a conversation with him in the bath filled with cheese puffs and he walked in and like i was like come on in and he's like oh hey um so the internet is but and ryan was like yeah yeah yeah okay yeah and like had to have a conversation about how to do the internet stuff i'd like to think that i wasn't rushing them i'd like to think no not at all very i was very so so with the with the wireless extender we could just place that anywhere like yeah so it feeds the uh feeds whatever signal it's getting and it boosts it to the

rest of the house okay so we could just put that anywhere. Yeah, you can mix match it wherever you want. I just thought it was funny watching you have this fully Stern series conversation while you're sitting in a milky bath filled with salami. He didn't even mention it. He didn't even mention it. He didn't make a joke out of it or anything. He actually just straight faced. He was very professional.

I mean, it's LA. He probably sees weirder shit when he goes to install an app. Actually, just straight face. He was very professional. It's LA. He probably sees weirder shit when he goes to install an app. He probably thought we were doing a gay porn shoot. It's like four guys. Remember I'm asking you. He was in the room while I was asking. I'm like, wait, should I keep my clothes on or should I be naked for this? I was like, it's your choice.

I think keep the clothes on. Also, we kept joking around. We didn't realize. We thought he was outside, but he was in the other room. We kept joking around about how like we were going to use the super mega plexus shoot like porn. Cause he came up to me and you're doing that whole bit where you were like, you were like, so I don't know if you read the agreement, but you will be doing some same sex scene.

And I was like, right. But they pay more. And you were like, oh, they pay a lot more. And I was like, yeah, I'm down then. And I think he heard us say that. So I think that he straight up just thought he came to like a porn house where they shoot porn and I'm wondering what disgusting porn We were he's like oh like was he just masturbating in the tub He's like this it's four guys in a bathroom and one guy in a bathtub with his clothes on waters all white

Damn, we forgot to put the Elmer's glue in the bath that look like cum darn well the video already got That stuff yeah that we that shit clogged the drain up real bad. YouTube has been at it. Oh with demonetizing it? Cause we were fine for a while. Like they weren't demonetizing us. And then all of a sudden like in the past few weeks they're just like you guys can't have this one or this one. So if you want to support

the boys, Patreon. You can go check out our pay for $5 just $5 a month. A lot of bonus content. We're trying to pinpoint exactly what it is it may be the cursing it may be the titles but we we can't we don't have a firm grasp on what it is because we don't have our we don't have special spy insiders giving us the scoop but that and that's the biggest fucking problem with you sorry to always be bitching about youtube because i'm sure it's not that interesting to you guys but it's like you know what if they're

gonna demonetize our videos fucking go for it just tell us why tell us like what part of the video got this demonetized tell us what the reasoning is they used to do that for copyright they should do it the same way all it says yeah it's like for copyright it'll be like a minute and eight seconds to a minute and 26 seconds that chunk is what got you demonetized for copyright. If it just says this video is not suitable for advertisers, tell us why. Is it like, is there at three minutes in, was it like one specific swear word we said? Was it because we showed Ryan's feet at this one part?

Like, what is it? How are we supposed to fix what we're doing if we don't know what we're doing wrong? That video had to have, because I'm fully clothed in a bathtub. And... It's the feet. It's got to be the feet. Really? Feet are a... I'm not a kid.

I know, but apparently... I'm a 25-year-old man. I know. And if you want to put your feet on the internet for all to see and jerk off to, that's your choice. And the thing is, YouTube needs to respect that. And let you show them real things. I just don't understand. What is it with feet?

Because I know, I think twitch doesn't allow you to show it doesn't allow feet it's because of how we're eating bananas oh yeah because it's phallic yeah what if youtube allowed nothing phallic to even be shown you can't even show a banana you have to like pixelate that banana out I mean they kind of uh because like dudes

can't be shirtless so it kind of evens the playing field because uh because a lot of people I know a lot of people would uh probably Complain why can't God guys don't have boobs What's like girls are like well if I can't show my nips then neither can you and they're like boom a lot of uh? Actually, I think it's South Korea. I remember I Think it's South Korea like they can't show shirt shirtless men on TV

It's like really risque like stuff like that really like that I think they're pretty strict what they can show on TV yet the the the kpop like the girl groups will like those are Incredibly like suggested yeah, but like guys can't like take their shirts off and stuff, and that's why I need men's rights I just love how the the reality of it is you in I just love how the reality of it is you in some Asian porn, you'll have a guy having legitimate sex with this woman and pulsing his cum into a woman. That's one way to put it, yeah. And they just censor out her vagina. You can see her boobies.

You can see. They don't censor butthole. No, you can see. They leave the bunghole exposed. You can see bungholes. you can't see the vagina even though it's a dude on camera and you can see his pixelated stick going in and out of her vagina stick i i i've always wondered like when is japan gonna do away with that law because for for such a sexualized country because that country has like they allow prost. They have the freakiest shit in Japan. Which is the weird shit.

They're so freaky. They censor their porn that way, yet like, prostitution is legal to an extent in Japan. As long as it's not penetration, I believe, is the rule. You can go get a Handy. You can go get an HJ. A slick little HJ or a Beej, but you can't

do that penetration. Only in the bunghole. Only in or a beach, but you can't do that penetration. Only in the bunghole. Only in the bunghole, yeah. And we found that out because last time we were in Japan, we got some prostitutes. We had a great time. We did a Try Guys episode. That's actually one of the vlogs coming out is where we tried prostitutes in Shinjuku and had a great time.

But actually, we need to get checked. We haven't done that yet. Okay. From that night. From the... Yeah. Wait. Okay from the uh that night from the yeah wait from the from the night with the Okay. Yeah We have the following we haven't been checked yet. No, we'll get it. It's probably urgent. Have you noticed anything? Burning sensation when you pee any spots

Like there's this like sludgy like green speckled liquid that starts to ooze out that could be a clap because i have the same thing and i didn't want to bring it up because i didn't know i didn't want to scare you but if you have that we'll talk about it after the podcast let's bring it back in with something anyway guys uh we have a bit of an announcement. Drum roll, please. You better not add any actual drums. No, no, no. These are the only drums we need. These are the only drums we need, baby. Tomorrow, which is...

Stop. Seriously, stop, Ryan. What? Tomorrow, what is... Okay, so this podcast drops on Friday, the 12th of July. Tomorrow is Saturday, the 13th and something very special is coming out tomorrow you know what I'm not even going to say what it is

y'all can guess y'all can guess what it is y'all should know but we're not going to say it just cause maybe the first installment in something is dropping tomorrow so keep your eyes peeled. Keep them peeled, guys.

Peel those fucking eyes. Potato peelers. Get potato peelers and peel your eyes. I used to have to do the peeling in the family. Really? When dinner was being made and we had potatoes, my job was to peel. I... My dad would always be like, son, make the salad.

So I'd have to make salad. What did you have to do? Just like put lettuce? Just throw some lettuce. And I had to cut tomatoes, but I was a stupid kid I didn't know how to fucking cut tomatoes. So I'd cut them piss-poor and just throw them into a bowl Like son, you know how to cut goddamn tomatoes? And then uh hit me and then we'd eat salad together That was the sound of his of his barefoot slapping against your face. He'd only slap me with his feet because he's like, oh, it's not child abuse if I hit him with my foot.

Did you also hear when I did that clap? Like, it... Like, the echo, like, rang off of something metal somewhere. It was like, ding! Listen. I'll do it over here. Hear that? Do it again. The clang. A little bit, yeah.

It's hitting something metal in this room. My sound waves they're they're smacking some metal somewhere bro broseph um brosephine brosephina dude you know what i'm saying yeah i remember in middle school i would love those all those bro jokes i'd be like what's up bro siding just swimming in the broshen fuck we got to go to a water park while it's summer oh man i'd why do you say oh man you don't want to go to a water park while it's summer oh man why do you say oh man you don't wanna go to a water park with me cause I don't wanna go to a water park in my head I was like

I'm gonna look all good and fit for summer and I don't and I didn't and I'm an asshole first of all that doesn't make you an asshole Ryan it's simply Matt let me put it this way okay like you

you know that you've cheated on your diet, and this is from my perspective, when you're on a first-name basis with the Papa John's delivery man. Oh. Because he started coming to the house, he's like, oh, hey, Ryan. And I'm like, oh, there it is, yep. And sometimes he'll giggle, because I'll order a Papa John's pizza just three or four days later and i'll be like oh hi again and i'll be like yep yep yeah baby that's a little bad yeah that's actually really funny though i probably need to dude well you start start cooking more just here's what i was thinking because i have

spaghettios that does not count i have tuna that's not, no. I can make some tuna toast, which is good. Tuna toast is good. Tuna toast, I've never heard of that, but go for it. What? Have you never? Tuna toast. It's just some toast with some canned tuna on it. I haven't. It's a tuna sandwich.

It's just a toasted tuna sandwich. What's so fucked up about that? It's not fucked up. It's just like, all right. sandwich what's so fucked up about it's not fucked up it's just like all right i what you what you're over there enjoying your fancy goddamn harrison cooked breakfast and dinner actually i made my i make scrambled eggs i i see him make like he said like in the messages he's like oh i'm making pancakes and these fucking sausages for the boys for breakfast and i'm like oh yeah of course well you can come over and have breakfast anytime, dude.

I'm not gonna come all the way to your place to have breakfast in the morning. Why? That'd be fun. Because that's like a 45 minute trek. What then? Given traffic in LA. Then if you wake up a little earlier you can come have breakfast with us. How about you just, you Postmates me some

IHOP. Like that time I Postmated you the lotion and tissue yeah that was wonderful 5 a.m. yeah that was great the other night I was the other night I was thinking I was like I was like what's what's something like a postmates Ryan right now it was like it was like 4 a.m. and I was like I kind of want to postmates Ryan something and I considered

postmating what was it uh I didn't do it but I was literally gonna postmate you one thing and it was gonna be like um it was like a single orange or something I don't want to, but I was literally going to postmate you one thing and it was going to be like, um, it was like a single orange or something. I don't want to do that to the postmates drive. He has to go pick up a single fucking orange. That's, that's in my head. It's like, I, I don't have any qualms with you doing that.

Cause it's funny at the end of the day. I just feel awful for the, Oh, I tip. Like whenever I do that, I tip them really big. Cause I'm like, all right, that's the least I could do. Cause like, I might not answer the door and all that shit i gotta go bring a guy an orange at 5 a.m or like just like one can of beans well okay wait speaking of food can we talk about how at at a e3 you and me and harrison and we were taking a break from shooting the e3 video and you said hey this has been on my mind you said have you guys tried beans before and i was like what do you mean you're like have you tried beans and i was like

yeah of course i've tried beans like i just tried i just had them for the first time i was like ryan you're 25 you just had beans i've had like i've had like pinto beans and like a burrito but i've never had your classic Heinz baked beans. It was just the funniest like out of left field. Have you guys had beans before? I have so many cans of beans just in my house just waiting for the opportunity. I'm like, I should grill up some chicken and get some beans in a little pot. Dude, baked beans are delicious, man.

Beans, like as a kid, I don't know why in my head I always thought the texture would be disgusting or something. Dude, beans are delicious, man. Beans, like, as a kid, I don't know why, in my head, I always thought the texture would be disgusting or something. Like, chalky. But they're delicious. Beans are delicious. What are they called? What's the category? What are they? What are they called? Eligma? No. It's like the type of food they are.

Lentil. Lentil, yeah. Or legume. I like how. Beans are so good. Why do you think the Golden Retriever is always trying to steal them? The rest of them. Because they're so fucking good. It's Bush's Baked Beans, dude.

Bush's Baked Beans. Dude, I got it like the maple. Yeah, that's the good shit, man. The maple. I got the maple. Home style. With the bacon in it. Yeah.

The big chunks of bacon. That's good shit, man. That's fucking good shit. I'm thinking I'm gonna grill up some steaks, get some beans in there, have some collard greens soon. Ooh, dude. That's a good fucking meal right there. Say what you want to about Jim, but he makes some banging collard greens. Oh, I bet

that boy can make some banging collard greens. Oh, yeah. I asked him for the recipe and he still hasn't gotten back to me. No, Ryan. This is my gym secret recipe for collards no you're just gonna need a what is it not a steam pot but it's a pot that garners steam and it cooks stuff like what is it a cult cauldron he makes them in a fucking cauldron like a little witch hat on. It's a... Ron, heat up the cauldron for me. What's it called? A crock pot. A crock pot.

Yeah. The steam pot. The steam pot. The cauldron, yeah. Ron, I need you to go throw some coals under the cauldron for me. It's collard night. It's collard night. It's like, wait, Jim, is the moon full?

Yep. You know what night it is. Yes! Collards! Collards! Oh shit. It's call or night? It's like, wait, Jim, is the moon full? Yep. You know what night it is. Yes. Callers, callers. Imagine Jim like, like, like only washing clothes in a big cauldron. Like he'll heat up a cauldron and like throw his clothes in. With a comically big wooden spoon. Now I'm just imagining him like making like witches brew.

Eye of newt, toil and trouble. Eye of Newt oil in trouble Ryan get your pussy ass in here and put some coals under the cauldron Do you have any lizards gizzard that I could put in there? Any lizards gizzard Ryan? Ryan are we out of god damn eye of newt? So I run down to the store and get me some eye of newt Run down to the ICA or IPA, whatever it's called. The testicles of a red bull.

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