supermegashow - EP 151 - R-Rated

Episode Date: August 4, 2019

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Pretty cool, right? Yeah. Going through them all, yeah. I used to have that Pokemon poster on my door when I was a kid that had all like 151 of them. And I remember, I think Burger King was the thing that had them. They had like the gold plated cards. Yeah.

Oh my God, yeah. I remember that. And all the toys. I was a big Pokemon fan. I've said this before, but I got out of Pokemon around Emerald Witches. Is that third generation? Is that only third generation? I think that's third generation.

I think so. I think so. Yeah, because that's Trico and Torchic. And then the second generation was Totodile. And what's that leaf person's name? I know what you're talking about. Chikorita? Chikopeak? Chikorita? Something like that, right? Chikorita, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then, yeah. person's name to uh i know what you're talking about chica chica chica chica peak chica chica

rita something like that right chica rita yeah yeah yeah and then uh yeah but yeah after that like i couldn't get into dude the new pokemon sword and shield i'm sorry have you seen gameplay it looks like ass like i hope that that's early footage i'm gonna be honest like it looks like did you see it like the trees and the way the Pokemon are flying. I'm like, for the Switch one, it seems like it was supposed to come out for the DS. And then at some point during development, they were like, we want this out for the Switch. And they're like, oh, okay. Because if you look at that, it's not anything like new.

It's all the same old models. But like the whole thing where the pokemon gets big that's stupid to me i don't know again i haven't been interested in since gen 3 did you you saw gameplay right i saw where like the like the monster like appears and like it just didn't like the trees look like ps1 era yeah it's like what the hell it's the switch which is a super powerful console. Look at Breath of the Wild. I feel like they're able to do that. And also, isn't there something about, like,

I saw something, something controversy with the new Pokemon game with the amount of Pokemon in it. They are not including all of the generations. Why? Like, you cannot have all the generations. You can only have, like, I think specific Pokemon from certain generations. That's so weird. Why not just put them all in? on because like that just seems like they're downgrading stuff i was talking to justin he's like uh he was like he named a pokemon i can't remember what it was but he's like imagine

if this was someone's favorite pokemon it was a pokemon that's not like a main it's not a starter but like you know how like people have their favorite pokemon and sometimes it's kind of like one of the side i love nose pass nose pass is one of my all-time favorites yeah imagine if they didn't put nose so it's like imagine that it's like some people like imagine some people's favorite pokemon they wouldn't be able to and they want to play the game because like oh i can't wait to play the new pokemon so i can get that one in the new game if there was any if there was if they were going to put out a pokemon for the switch i think it would have had to been like, all generations included. These graphics are nice.

Because this is supposed to be the biggest one, right? Well, let's go Pikachu and Eevee looks way better than the... Yeah, the graphics are really, really good in that. And that's just a remake, essentially, of Yellow. Yeah, that's actually insane to think about because I really did enjoy... I thought the graphics were good in that. Honestly, I would... If they had literally just used the same graphics from that, I don't think people would be as upset.

It just seems like it's a. Maybe they are, but it just looks worse. It just, the videos didn't look good. Maybe it's just early footage. And I heard people defending it saying that it is just early footage, but I don't know. It didn't put a good taste in my mouth. But maybe when it comes out it'll be like really good and they'll fix a bunch of the things.

Isn't it coming out soon? I mean, you saw with the new Sonic movie how they're gonna, they pushed it off and they're gonna fix Sonic's design. How are they gonna do that through the whole movie though? How are they gonna fix,

how are they gonna fix Sonic's design through the whole thing? Like what are they gonna make him look like? The original Sonic? What if they purposely made him bad as a marketing thing just so it would blow up and everyone would like freak out about it and then when they make the new version everyone already it's already on their minds i'm so stuck with this because then you'll

see uh pictures like this where it's like it doesn't make it makes the game look better than what i saw gameplay wise oh that looks but it's like does that looks good does that exist and why wasn't that shot like i'm just very skeptical of of of the game well this screenshot i'm looking at right now looks really good which one that the one you had pulled up but also in like aren't like the animations like the fighting animations like yeah and the pokemon in the wild they're just what they're just going in circles and very stagnant no i remember it was like seagulls and it just looked like they were just like floating oddly. I'm going to see if I can find that footage real quick.

I'm not even sure it's important. Sorry to open this one up ranting about the new Pokemon, guys. I know we're going to get a lot of dislikes because people do love their Pokemon. I love Pokemon too. I just wanted to be the best it can be. Maybe it'll be good though. It probably will be good, ultimately.

We're probably just bitching in the kitchen a little too early before the cake is done but you know dude he's speaking Chinese hold on I gotta get to a specific part I can find it I can find it

like look at the environments and look at the way the Pokemon are moving. Yeah, that... Oops. I clicked the Siri button. That's fine. Siri, stop. Siri. She won't listen.

Okay. I just don't understand. It doesn't look very good. At least it doesn't look very good at least it doesn't look very good for what it could be on the switch yeah oh again i wasn't interested in the first place so like it's not like a it's just one of those things where like i'm all when some pokemon comes out i'm always waiting to be like will this get me back into it this is the one yeah this is this is what's gonna get me back into it i really didn't like x and y i didn't play it i didn't

really like omega ruby or alpha sapphire you didn't like uh really didn't like X and Y. I didn't play it. I didn't really like Omega, Ruby, or Alpha, Sapphire. You didn't like those? I didn't play them that much. I wasn't a big fan, though. I don't think I got Omega. I think I just got regular Ruby and Sapphire. Emerald is still mine. Those were good. I'm talking about the remakes. Oh, they did Omega, Ruby, and Alpha. Is it just like a 3D remake?

Yeah, for 3DS. Mega. It wasn't... I wasn't the biggest fan. I don't know. wasn't, I wasn't the biggest fan. I don't know, something about it I wasn't like the biggest fan of. I just, I just miss, honestly. Oh, oh man. I think my favorite Pokemon. I love the 2D art way more than the 3D art. I know, I know.

Like, okay. That's what I miss. Honestly, if they just took, if they went pixel art and they made a new Pokemon game that was like massive, but it was the old pixel art style, people would go crazy for it, you know? Isn't the top image a lot more pleasing than the bottom image in terms of comparing Ruby and then Omega Ruby? It looks, yes. So we're showing each other pictures of the Pokemon.

We should get off this because I feel like we're just harping and complaining. I think Diamond and Pearl were my favorite. I think that was the best in the whole series. But those were also like some of the first ones i played i played uh silver on gameboy color and i didn't play another one until uh diamond and pearl came out and then i i got uh pearl and i played the shit out of it and i loved i loved diamond and pearl i just remember playing yellow first and then red and blue i just had the own all the all the different colors and there were shops that you could go get games for cheaper because they were

used. I think it wasn't GameStop. It was like one of those little dinky game stores. Yeah, and I remember hearing someone go yeah, there's Pokemon Green and I was like what? And I like for the longest time as a kid because I didn't have the like I didn't the internet wasn't

as useful as it is today. So like I thought it was just like it was a rumor for the longest time and then I then I saw a cartridge of Pokemon green and I was like leaf green right yeah one yeah man I remember Venusaur on yeah yeah more like penis or you know what else speaking this episode 151 you know what else has 151 Malcolm in the middle that shows 151 episodes I know that because I was such a big fan of that show growing up and I binge watched it so much. And then when they added it to Netflix,

I sat down, I watched all 151 episodes in a very short period of time and I finished the finale and I restarted like the same day and I started watching it all over again. It's a good show. It's fucking incredible, man.

Malcolm in the Middle is, I think, one of like the best shows ever made in terms of like comedic timing, writing, and then overall just that whole feel-good thing because it had that whole like uh feel-good aspect to it because there'd be a lot of serious moments where you'd like see the family bond and grow even though they're so dysfunctional it was one of those things where well okay I really liked the um in Malcolm in the Middle that the home they lived in and the house, the dress setting of the house or the dressing of the house was very accurate. Yeah.

To like how you feel a family who earned that income would be living. That's the thing that I like. Like when you watch like other TV shows, you see, you know, the the characters are always supposed to be poor but they're living in amazing studio apartments in new york and shit like exactly because like you see a lot of like modern sitcoms and stuff and like of course the sets are like super well done and it's like oh if that was in la that how like oh this takes place in la that would be like eight grand a month yeah it's like there's no way they could afford that but malcolm in the middle it was like really relatable especially because like uh when i was a kid i grew up in a really small one-story brick house that kind of felt

like that and all of my friends did too so i think that's another reason i really liked that show was because it felt very relatable and it felt very uh like real you know because it's like you get to see them in this kind of like small one-story house and it's uh it's very i guess charming lived in yeah like it really looked like a real it looked like they set up the cameras in an actual house that a family lived in and not a set yeah even though it was a set i think that they just was it was it a studio set it was uh the whole house was a studio so yeah and i didn't know that until breaking bad they just used an actual house i was watching a behind the scenes thing uh and i saw like where they panned the camera up and like the ceiling didn't exist and i was like oh my god that just blew my whole mind there's the whole joke in fresh

prince where he's like he's like something about y'all rich but can't afford it like can't afford a ceiling and then it pans up to like the scaffolding and stuff really yeah that's really funny i didn't get the the the bit 100 correct but that's the the the essence of it at least malcolm mill just had so many hilarious cold opens too i remember there's one where like dewey's like playing with dolls in his room and how it walks by and he's like he like stops because he's dewey playing with dolls he's like what, what, what you doing, son? He's like, just playing with dolls. And Hal's like, what do you say we go out and get you that new action figure you want? He's like, okay.

I mean, like it's just like he was doing that just so he can get the action figure. Like it's so clever. I didn't, a lot of, when I talked to people about it, a lot of people didn't like when Francis was in, where, where was he? Okay, he, so didn't like when Francis was in... Where was he? Okay, he... No, when he was in the snow place.

It starts in the military school. I'm talking about that one. When he goes to Alaska? Alaska, yes. Some people didn't like that. Was it after Alaska he goes to the ranch or was that still the same shit? He leaves military school to go to Alaska to go logging. And then after that, he leaves Alaska and he ends up on that dude ranch.

Which I liked all those arcs, honestly. I thought they were all, and I liked about the show was they had different overarching, uh, like story arcs for each character, which I thought was really cool. Um, like the whole thing about like, there's that season where like Stevie's mom like goes wild and like leaves the family. Yep. And then like, I think she comes back later. It's like, I really liked all that shit. I think the two episodes that come to mind now that like because they just stuck out.

And I want to revisit the whole show at some point. But particularly these two episodes stand out. I liked the bee episode where Hal is running from the bee. Because thematically it was just fun. Oh, yeah. I remember that one. And then I think one of my favorite episodes is the different timelines one when they're bowling yeah yeah it's such a good episode oh that one's like classic that one's so well done and um there's another one that's kind of stylized like that

where it's like malcolm and reese are trying they're getting even with each other and it's like it starts at the end and goes backwards and it's like really escalated and then like at the end of the episode it shows the beginning and it's literally just cause like he like took the last waffle or something it's like it's such a good uh just overall good show I actually was it the finale they were covered in poo poo yes okay finale episode

if we went to a Malcolm little trivia night I think I could I could I could get us to the gold and how about this the show ends well too it does I like it it's not like a happily ever after you know it's very just kind of like this is just what happens at the end and this is the conclusion of our characters and their arcs and stuff i know and it felt good still and it was like it was still very real it's a happy ending it is a happy ending but it's not what you

would expect out of a happy ending in terms of television. I think Reese goes and like lives with Craig and he's like a janitor. I think Malcolm's a janitor. Yeah, Malcolm's a janitor. Yeah, it's because he's kind of a. He's taking class at Harvard, but he's also a janitor. It's the whole parallel of Good Will Hunting, I think. It's so good.

Actually, when I first moved to L.A., because that show was so special to me when I was younger, I was like, wait a second, that house is in LA. So I took a little pilgrimage to the street where they shot Malcolm in the Middle. And I remember driving down it. Or the exteriors, right? Yeah, the exteriors. And I was like, oh my God,

this is the street from Malcolm in the Middle. And I drove up to the house. They tore it down and built a new like modern house where it's like, it's very modern and like rich looking with like, it's like a white, it's like, it's very modern and like rich looking with like, it's like a white, it's like a very cube cubist house. I don't know.

Modern. It was very, it was a bummer. Cause I was like, oh man, like this is the front yard. Like this is it. This is where all that stuff happened.

This is the street. And then there's this, they tore down the house, which was super sad, but it's in studio city. So you'll have equally as hard of a time as hard of, I don't know how to say that. What I'm trying to say equally as hard of a time as hard of i don't know how to say that what i'm trying to say equally as hard of a time equally as hard of a time yes that makes sense it sounds

weird but it makes sense does yeah um uh with the breaking bad house because they they have they have that on lock they have the owners sit out there in lawn chairs and kind of like secure their their land i've been i went you tried and they were they were weren't they out no so when i was in albuquerque last year uh i was waiting for uh it was like the beginning i was meeting jackson harrison on a road trip and they were doing cross country but i was going to meet up with them in albuquerque and drive back to la and i had like six hours to kill in albuquerque before i uh met up with them so I was like fuck I'm gonna go see some Breaking Bad places because I also love that show

so much and I don't know what else to do in Albuquerque so I went to Los Pollos Hermanos I went to the restaurant and I had food there because they still hold like the fast food takes that chain takes pride in being the location of Los Pollos Hermanos yeah they had like posters on the wall they were playing Breaking Bad on the TV when I went in and I had this like

new Mexican chicken sandwich which had these like green chilies on it and grilled chicken. And it was really, New Mexican food is fucking awesome. Mexican food? New Mexican food. Not old Mexican food. Yuck. New Mexican food is really good though. And then I went to the Breaking Bad house where they shot Breaking Bad.

And I mean, I get why the people who live there would get annoyed but also at the same time I don't it's like you bought the Breaking Bad house one of the greatest shows on American television ever I went there and they had

you feel for them I do to a degree but it's like I'm pretty sure they bought the house after a degree but it's like i'm pretty sure they bought the house after the show so it's like of course you know what they had to yeah you know what you're getting into and i remember they had gates out front ton of security cameras they had a bunch of signs that were like they have traffic cones and shit yeah they traffic cones so you couldn't park in front of there and they had signs that were like do not come up to the house do not like take pictures from across the street if you're gonna take a picture and i got there and i was looking at i was like holy shit this is like

walter white street and house and it was really cool and while i was there i saw like six families come by get out take pictures in front of it so like it was bumping it was it was clearly like that's a popular neighborhood for people to visit in albuquerque but it's one of the most one of the most famous tv houses like ever yeah so if you house, like, you can't be that mad because it's not like you didn't know what you were getting into. Maybe it comes at a good price because of that stuff. Oh, yeah. Do you think it makes it more expensive because it was Breaking Bad or do you think it makes it less expensive because it's a hassle? I think the value of that house is so high because it's so famous now, you know?

And what was it uh apparently like i remember reading about like the couple that owned it during filming there was like an old couple and they'd come out and give people like cookies and stuff and if you knocked on the door they'd be nice that might have just been reddit rumors but didn't people also like throw pizza on the roof that's why they had to put the gates up yeah it's all gated up um it was cool seeing it though it's very surreal you know being really attached to something like a TV show like Malcolm in the Middle or Breaking Bad and then going and suddenly existing in the same physical, like, earthly location as this thing that you've experienced so many hours of and

memories of, like, emotions, and suddenly being there at the house of Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking in the Bad. It's Breaking in the Bad. Dude, Breaking in the Bad and Malcolm in the bad malcolm middle it was uh it was cool it was really cool i didn't get up close to the house because i didn't want to uh annoy the people but baby i think i put a picture on my instagram story in front of it i don't remember but it was uh it was cool i felt like a like a real cheesy hollywood tourist but i was like i had to who cares i had to if i'm in albuquerque it's like i don't know next time I come back to Albuquerque, I'm going to do it.

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Coming back in 2020. They got a... Did they... Wait, didn't they announce that it's a set number of seasons? No. I thought something came out where it's like six. I don't... Maybe. Shit, I'm gonna keep on Better Call Saul.

Maybe I'm making BS up. Hold on. You're making BS up over here. That's a fantastic show, by the way. If you like Breaking Bad, go watch Better Call Saul. It's a slow burner, but it's good. And the fifth season was supposed to come out this year, but they pushed it to 2020 because of talent needs.

Yeah, Better Call Saul to end with season six, Star Says. Really? From The Hollywood Reporter. So only two more seasons. How are they going to fit all that in? It's been burning so slow. Well, I mean, it only has to tell the story up until the beginning of Breaking Bad. Oh, that's true.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, they said they were going to tell the story of after, but they're doing that at the beginning of each season. Yeah, that's true. That's not a spoiler, but that's just how it's structured. Well, it's a really good show.

Ryan and I would have a tradition where every night when it would air on When it comes back on, we're doing that again. Oh, of course.

We'll order Buffalo Wild Wings or Halal, and we'll just chill and just drink and stuff and just watch it. We'll each take turns hosting.

Yeah, yeah. It's going to be nice. It's fun. I remember we started doing that when we lived in the old Super Mega apartment. Was it with Better Call Saul that we started that with? Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be nice. It's fun. I remember we started doing that when we lived in the old Super Mega apartment. Was it with Better Call Saul that we started that with? Yeah. Okay. I'd come into your room.

It wasn't like another show. It was another show. Was it Nathan for you? It was something that we like would premiere or like watch together. I feel like it was. Was it? I feel like it was Better Call Saul. I feel like there was another show.

You just think of Better Call Saul season one came out. That's true. What? Like four years ago? I think it was Better Call Saul. Yeah. Yeah, it was better call another show you just think of better call saw season one came out that's true what like four years i think it was better call saw yeah yeah it was and i go in ryan's room we get the beat-ups we sit on his little couch we watched the tv i did have a little couch i still have that little couch it's lego's little couch now yeah lego loves that little couch i mean it's the perfect size for a dog you look at that couch it's like oh that's a cute little it's like a tiny little couch it's like a little black leather couch it looks like the casting couch for porn but if it was for like very small people

i don't mean it like that i uh i'm just meaning like like a miniature size yeah fuck help me ryan help me i was like i see where this is headed that's not what i was not where i was trying to take it nose dive i was like oh god you're really giving me away quite early, aren't you? Yeah, sorry, bro. It's fine. It's fine. It's good, though. It's, uh...

It's what? It's... Okay. It's just there was a bit of odd silence. I didn't know what to say. It's good. It's, uh... You know.

I was waiting for you to say something. Yeah. Um, how you been, though, man? You been doing good? What you been up to lately? Um, nothing much watching movies kissing boys playing games with people's hearts i'm kidding you're not playing games breaking hearts i uh i have been just doing what Ryan does which is watch movies play video games masturbate

I was making the motion a little bit of this a little bit of that it started with a jizz now we're up to bat started with a jizz started with some jizz now

kick back relax ooh my favorite mornings are the ones where I wake up super late Started with some jizz, now kick back, relax. Ooh. Yeah. Dude, my favorite mornings are the ones where I wake up super late, jerk off, and then go back to bed for five hours. Yeah? Yeah. It's a horrible, horrible way to spend the day.

You've got to keep in mind whenever you- When you crank one out, you get tired. Well, whenever you masturbate, yeah, you get tired and that an angel weeps. Every time you masturbate, an angel cries. An angel weeps. The tears will stream down. That's why it rains all over the world. Every time it rains, it's because somebody masturbated and an angel is upset. I used to, when someone told me, it's like, it's raining because angels are crying.

And in my head, I was like, whoa, that's amazing. I remember I thought thunder was God and the angels laughing or bowling I thought it was another one that was like hitting a strike and I'd be like

ooh that was definitely a fucking strike good job God we should go bowling soon man I'm down we should do a whole

video about the guys go bowling we should go to round one I'd love to go to round one I like round one round one's fun

actually the manager at the round one we go to he's a fan I know well I don't know if it's the same one we go to he's a he's a fan i know well i don't know if it's the same one was he he said he saw you in there i remember i was right it's doing that horse game because they have this goofy ass horse game but it's good it's where it looks like the shittiest we made justin play i know but it looks like the shittiest game it's like a big

plastic horse you sit on and it gallops and you have to it's like a horse racing game yeah but you have to take the reins i was like i'll try this as a joke and i played it and it was so much fun it's a racing game but instead of a steering wheel you're giving horse rain and you have to like you have to like you know like jump on the horse in a gallop and everything yeah you have to whip the horse and hear it scream really fun but like the manager came up while i was playing because it like broke while i was playing or just wasn't working there's a lot of cool arcade places i mean there's there's round one and then there's 82. We should go to a classic bowling alley. 82 is a cool bar

in downtown LA where it's like arcades and pinball. I went there and it was like super packed. Oh, that place is always fucking packed. I went a couple weeks ago and it was like absolutely. It was cool. I saw Jory there. They have a lot of fun games. They do. They have some of my favorite old Simpsons arcade games. I love Simpsons arcade games.

There's another place called Family something. Button Mash. If you're in LA, check these places out. They're real cool. A lot of barcades. Round One is my favorite, though, because there's so much to do there. Yeah. I remember last time I was at Round One, I was loading up my game card, and the guy checking

me out was like, oh, by the way. You're being checked out, dude? Yeah, he was checking me out. He goes, shit, man. So fucking sexy. Right when I finished my transaction, he's like, by the way um you're being checked out dude yeah he was checking me out he goes so fucking sexy he like right when i finished my transaction like by the way thanks for playing battle for bikini bottom and it's like walked off i was like you're welcome dude it was funny um but dude we should go bowling we should do a video go to like a classic bowling alley like a real nice fucking bowling alley like a real la one one. Like a real classic with the bad CG on the TV screens where you get like a split.

I don't know if it's still there, but the one I used to go to all the time in Irmo was called Anchor Lanes. Ooh, I went to Twin Lanes. I'm sure they're all the same, right? They're all probably owned by one big mega corporation. West Columbia, I can't remember the name of. But Anchor Lanes is the one I went to the most. I think it's off of Lake Murray Boulevard. Yeah, you're going down Lake Murray Boulevard.

If you're coming from the dam area, it would be on your right. See, I know this shit. You do know this shit pretty well. And now the viewers know exactly how to get there, too. Yeah, you keep going down Lake Murray Boulevard away. Down Lake Murray Boulevard, away from the dam. It's going to be on your right. It's a big parking lot. I don't think there's,

if it's still there. If you keep on going down Lake Murray Boulevard, you're going to happen across what used to be a Piggly Wiggly. Ooh, they shut those bad boys down.

Mm-hmm. But also in that shopping center is a Groucho's. Oh, I see. I see where you're connecting the pieces. Yeah. DQ presents...

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I'm going to... I'm thinking of flying in. To a Waffle House. To Charleston. Flying the plane straight in. So I can start off my trip with some Mama Kim's. That's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea at all.

I miss Mama. Mama Kim. If there was a compilation of us talking about South Carolina on this podcast... It would always be... They reference Mama Kim's or Groucho's or ermo or it has to be like it'd be like a nine hour compilation at this point yeah it has to be right but it's fine it's where we grew up i don't care it's where those what are we gonna do not talk about our lives nope fuck y'all we're gonna talk about video games and video games only. I like how on Spotify we're like, last time I checked, we were the number four biggest gaming podcast. And I'm like, gaming podcast?

We talk about games every now and then. We talk about movies more than games probably. Yeah. People get upset when we talk about movies sometimes. Well, that's because things like movies and games are very opinionated because everyone feels differently about them. So if we voice our opinion one way about it and they feel differently, some people, instead of being like, oh, we just feel differently about it, we'll go to the comments. Well, I think the problem is that I – because I've been reading the comments and I know I'm not supposed to, Matt. And I know how bad that is for my mental health, but I couldn't help it.

Whereas people are like, Ryan never likes anything. It's so boring. I'm not supposed to Matt. And I know how bad that is for my mental health, but I couldn't help it. Um, whereas like people are like, Ryan never likes anything. It's so boring. He never likes anything that's coming out. It's like, do you think I'm going to think Spider-Man far from home is an Oscar worthy, like, like film.

It was fun. I said, it's fun and it's okay. Like, um, there's like, I don't know. There's a lot of movies.

I feel like, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong here, Matt, but I think most of it, sorry. I don't know. There's a lot of movies. I feel like, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong here, Matt, but I think most of the, sorry. I think most of the movies that come out are just average at that.

And it takes a little bit of something special for a movie to be good or great, you know? Yeah. Like when you go out to a theater, how many times are you like, that was a fuck, that was amazing. Like not often, right? I just remember when I saw 2012, I was walking out of the theater and theater the two dudes were like fucking best movie of the century man like clapping his hands uh it's like i'm sorry i don't think godzilla and and spider-man are are uh the best movies in the world but the thing is also i don't think they're for me well everyone was fun i said spider-man was fun you have your own personal tastes because you've lived a life. I liked Midsommar a lot.

You've lived a life full of experiences, and through those experiences, you've garnered a specific taste. And now, you know, you have a podcast, so you're free to express your opinions on those things. At the end of the day, they're your opinions, and if people get mad about it, then they're just big fucking babies. Yeah. Because movie taste is not, like, fact. It's, you know, Ron and I disagree on a bunch of movies and we agree on a bunch of movies yeah you think some movies are good that I don't think are good

such as? Angry Birds? Angry Birds is one I really liked the Angry Birds movie see I watched it and I got down to your you got down on your one knee and said Matt will you marry me because this is the best movie I've ever fucking seen I got down to your level of intelligence and I was like okay I can see how this would be I'm kidding it's like you know a real real real jackass but uh like I could it's

like I watched it and I was like that's a it's it's an animated movie it's it wasn't offensively bad like it wasn't horrible like I could sit through it and I could follow it but the way you were talking about it you you were you were saying it was like one of the best animated films you've seen like in the year or something. In that year, yeah. I hadn't seen a lot. And also the thing about it is I think that expectations were set beforehand where I'm like, this is the Angry Birds movie.

It's going to suck. And then being pleasantly surprised to find out it was fantastic. Fantastic. Yeah. You know, I was like like i love this it's great you can like whatever you want buddy um just know that you are inferior to my intellect if uh you do not like artsy films i know i know you watch you i mean you watch a lot more uh artsy stuff than i do yeah oh yeah i mean that's mainly because harrison always puts movies on yeah like last

night he put on bad lieutenant which i'd seen, which was a fucking phenomenal movie by the way. It's from the nineties. It's a cage. No, not the Nicholas Cage one. It was so good though. It's like a, just like a rogue cop movie.

Yeah. And, and it's like, he's a crazy drug addict, smokes a lot of crack. It's just like, it's one of those, every scene is like a slice of life scene.

And I love those movies where it's just kind of like, just more just showing what his life is like in every scene instead of like doing something there are plot advancing scenes but a lot of scenes just be him doing drugs and stuff like this and this is going to go the opposite direction but in terms of like this is just life this is there's not really a a scene there is a plot but it's not the most like it's not the it's not what's driving the movie the character is what's driving the movie exactly and following them which i think is something that i know it's a way different type of movie but i think it's something that um

miyazaki does really well yeah in his ghibli films is uh he does he does make movies he makes a lot of movies and there are plots um but some of his movies like uh like panyo for instance or um my neighbor totoro he um it's it's very much just like it this is what i'm just gonna have these are just people living and i'm gonna have these cute little instances happen and they're gonna be entertaining and you're gonna like these characters and watch what they do like it's it's like i like movies where you're just observing characters sometimes and i I think Miyazaki does that well. That's why I like All is Lost. All is Lost, yes.

Because it's like, I love those movies where the scenes are like more slice of life. Like, you're kind of just observing. You're a fly in the ocean. Yeah, you're a fly in the middle of the Indian Ocean. What are some movies we disagree on? Is there any, like... I feel like you would know them better than me i'm trying to think there's definitely been a few we agree we agree we talked about this when we when we had dinner recently yeah but we agree most of the time oh uh well sometimes like there's a recent one there's a recent one that we disagreed on yeah

that i really liked and you didn't like. Oh, no. That you thought was really bad and I thought was pretty good. Or I didn't think it was pretty good, but I liked it. What was it? It was a recent movie. Did we see it in theaters? Yeah.

Not together. Not together. We didn't see it together, but we both ended up seeing it. Do you remember when it came out? What was it? I thought it was just fun. It was a good movie. Yeah, but I need to know what it is.

Fuck, it was recently in theaters. You saw it, did not like it. I saw it, and I really enjoyed it. Hold on. Stuber? I'm kidding. Stuber? Mick Gruber.

Matt. Oh, three movies I'm excited for are coming out this weekend. Oh, Your Mama's Pussy. And I'll list them soon. Your Mama's Ballsack. Because I'm so important and my opinions are so great. List those fucking movies. Was it Child's Play?

It was not Child's Play. Okay. It was before that. John Wick 3, we both love. Dude, John Wick 3, fucking phenomenal movie. And I also had a dream I met Keanu Reeves. Was it Detective Pikachu? It was Detective Pikachu.

That's what it was. Yeah. Because I didn't like it that much. I like Detective Pikachu. And you thought, and like, that's fine. Like I don't like, I'm not gonna attack you because you thought Detective Pikachu was fun but you sure as hell will attack me for thinking it was just okay and I didn't like it. I will. In fact, I'll come

to your place of living and I might commit some arson. Some acts of unthinkable crimes against you. Three movies that are coming out this weekend that I, maybe I should start doing this every now and then. Like movies that are on my radar that I'm like, hey, maybe people should keep these on their radar if they're interested. One is The Farewell.

It's the movie that starts, does she have a proper actress name yet or is it still aquafina i think it's aquafina right now yeah it's the one about the the chinese family and the the the grandmother is dying of cancer and they don't want to tell her something oh yeah it's a it's it's a it's hilarious thought it was hilarious what's the other ones um the other one is the art of self-defense yes i want to see that so bad that looks really good with jesse eisenberg yes and then the other one okay i don't care if i get shit for my movie taste on this thing but i have i really enjoy creature features at first i was like i like monster movies but it's

like i i think i specifically like creature features more um not creatures as like creature of the black lagoon while that is a fun little romp um i i really like sharks or alligators or bears or stuff like that scary monsters nice sprites um there's a movie coming out called crawl that i'm really uh i'm pumped to go see the alligator one yeah it looks like fun the one where uh a hurricane uh goes through florida and this this girl stays behind because her dad was staying behind her i can't remember she has to go save her dad but the her house gets ends ends up being flooded and filled with alligators so she has to traverse her house filled with alligators and like trap them in the shower and shit like it's like home alone but without yeah and i i love goofy shit like that and so you know a lot

of the times i go to those types of movies and i i don't find you know they're not fun and they're not good and i'm like oh that that was. And it's like, what did you expect? But sometimes they're that right bit of a, uh, camp. That's just fun. Yeah. And, uh,

like, uh, I thought the, the Meg was really fun and goofy to watch. Like we all saw that together. Yeah. It was a good movie with, with,

uh, was it Jason Statham was being dragged by a boat an incredibly Chinese funded movie oh yeah what about instead of Home Alone it's Dome Alone dude dude I can look up sort by movies NC-17

we got any good NC-17 joints coming out do they really even make those anymore no I think they might but I think most NC-17 is just given to R. I think they try to cut it down. Like they cut shit out to make it

R because they know it'll have a bigger audience. Well R's becoming I think a little more lenient. Like in R-rated films these days I've seen a lot more dick than I did in previous R-rated films. I've noticed that yeah. When I realized oh I'm actually just watching a gay porno. Dude, we should run a movie theater.

Like, Midsommar had some penis in it. Penis? It had multiple peni in it. It's funny how, like, male frontal nudity is, like, the worst thing you can show in a movie, pretty much. Like, why is that regarded as, like, so much worse than, like... Because I think a penis is a lot more jarring to

be exposed to than a vagina. Than a vaginal crease. Yeah. Why is that, though? Because penises are aggressive. In nature? Out, I guess. It's projecting outwards towards you.

Yeah, but most of the... I don't think they can show an erect penis in R-rated films. I think they can only show flat. I guess because that's too sexual by nature. Yeah, it's too sexually charged. I don't know. The MPAA is stupid. Dude, don't say that. They're going to rate us R. There's a good

documentary about it. I forget what it's called. Just look up MPAA documentary. It's called The MPAA is Stupid. A documentary by Ryan McGee. But you just find out, like the rating system in America is like kind of, it's not real. It's driven.

Yes, it's a corporation and it's a business, but it's ultimately driven by just kind of like every day, just kind of like older, like 40s and 50 year old people that just kind of like uh uh youtube in a sense where there's no clear uh identification of what you can and cannot put it's just kind of like movies eventually have felt out you know how pg-13 i think it still does it today or for the longest time they had the one fuck rule oh and like but also it's so weird because if you go back it's shifted for sure because if you go back and watch like 80s PG movies, they'll say like shit and stuff. In a PG movie. Well, Jaws was rated PG because PG was in between PG-13 and R. I don't think they had a, did they have a rating above PG for a while?

Didn't they have PG-13? PG-13 was new because Jaws was PG. And I don't think PG-13 was out in the 70s. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. That's interesting. Let me look that up. When was PG-13 introduced?

TV has weird ratings too. There's like Y, Y7, right? There's like Y7. PG-13 on August 10th, 1984, only three months after parents were outraged over the release of PG-rated Temple of Doom, Red Dawn, a drama starring Patrick Swayze,

became the first film to be released with PG- Oh, so Red Dawn was the first PG-13 film. Wow. Because of the outrage of Indiana Jones' Temple of Doom being PG. Really? Yeah. Oh, because he shows his penis in that movie. I'm going to see when was our-rated movie remember like rated x i remember

when i was a kid i thought like there were x-rated movies that they show in theaters and like like x was like i remember x was such a mysterious thing as a kid because i remember like believing in this thing called planet x where like i was like that's that's a planet beyond pluto that has like my friend told me there were like seal aliens on it, like seals. So I believed in that for a while. I was a stupid fucking kid. Okay. So PG 13 was the newer rating because R was, R was a thing. Cause it says the ratings used from 1972 to 1984 were G, PG and R. And so you would have to have a massive kind of jump to get that R rating back.

So they could put, that makes so much sense now. Like I didn't know that. So that makes sense why so many PG movies had things in it that nowadays they'd never put in a PG movie. Because nowadays it seems PG movies are primarily for a younger, like a kid audience. Yeah. You know, PG-13 is going to be anything a little more risque. And then R is for adults.

I remember when Harry Potter started getting that PG-13 rating. Dude, that was, I was thinking that. Did it start with Prisoner of Azkaban? Prisoner of Azkaban. Did you, were you big into watching the Harry Potter movies when they came out? I was. I was. I loved them. I saw them in theaters every time. I thought they were great movies. And I still think so. I think they're very fun. I love, I think

I haven't, I can't do it for a long time because I did it like last year. I just went through them all. It was just such a nice experience because it's, there's nostalgia and also they're fine movies. They're fun. They're fun. They're very well made. They're very good at building that universe.

I like the universe building in them and I like the directing. And I know a lot of people say after the third film and on. I really like specifically Prisoner of Azkaban was good but my favorite

Harry Potter film is Chamber of Secrets because it has the flying car, the whomping willow, the spiders the basilisk what's the one that has the double decker bus that can squeeze super thin that always freaked me out that's Prisoner of Azkaban actually you know what

why is the long face, man? With the shrunken head that's talking in the bus. As of this podcast dropping, this should be the first podcast that's come. Not at the time we're recording this, because we're recording this like two weeks early. But at the time of this dropping, I think the first Japan video should be out. Let's hope so. Oh, by the way, the first... See, I thought the third Harry Potter movie was PG-13.

No, the first three are PG. The first one that's PG-13 is the Goblet of Fire for obvious reasons. He was my boy! That's a sad fucking scene. He was my son! You could play him really well. You're such a good actor. Thank you.

You really are. You could legit, you could leave me in the dust, Ryan. You could say, fuck this YouTube shit, and you could go be in movies. You're a fantastic actor. Thank you very much. Everyone I know says that, too. It's very kind. You're being very nice.

All of our friends say that behind your back. You're one of my friends. I'm glad that they're saying nice things behind my back. Behind your back, they only say nice things. They say, Ryan, he needs to let that hair down. He's a beautiful man. I like my hair up, though. If you like it up, then keep it up.

That's your choice. If you like it, then keep it up that's your choice if you like it do what you like don't listen to us if I were to wear it down I want to get it cut because right now it's like it's pretty fucking long

it's like down to my nips you're starting to rock the Jesus hair I am I got pee pee pee you can go take a pee

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Because it's a good way to stay hydrated throughout the day while recording. It's a little bubbly. It's a little bubbly. I like the bubbles on my tongue. Someone made a great comparison on Twitter I saw. They said drinking LaCroix, like drinking sparkling water is like drinking TV static. I think that's a really good way to put it. Wow, that is perfect.

That is really good. Who said that? Just someone on Twitter. It's kind of like the feeling when you're... I saw someone else call it angry water. Angry water. Some heckin' angry water. It's good, though.

I do like, I used to hate sparkling water, and it kind of grew on me. Mainly because they had it at Grump's office. My mom used to drink LaCroix all the time. And as a kid, I'd see them in the fridge. Those Charleston Floozies. I know them Charleston Floozies would be like that. I was like, man, I want a sody pop. Ooh, orange flavor. And I'd crack it open, and I'd be expecting. I was like, man, I want a sody pop. Ooh, orange flavor, and I crack it open

and I'd be expecting some fucking orange crush, like a nice orange soda. Next thing you know, I just got nothing but just some TV static in my mouth with a tiny essence of orange. That's nice. I like the lemon. The lemon's pretty good. Lemon and lime, I like. Lemon and lime are great. I haven't had the orange one. Orange one's really good, too.

Is that what you're having right now? I have a passion fruit. Passion fruit. Do they even have orange here? Mm-hmm. Because the thing is I'm trying to like, you know, obviously trying to do less sugar in the month of July which is actually incredibly hard. I didn't realize it'd be so hard. It's almost like corporations

put sugar in things because they know it's an addictive substance and the more sugar they add the more addictive their product will be. Dude, I feel like sugar addiction is like such a big problem that so many people have because it's it's it's normalized yeah that's the thing like you know much like caffeine addiction is normal nicotine addiction is like that's really bad but like caffeine addiction and sugar addiction i don't know if it's because so many people have it or because it's normalized for profit or whatever. But it's like –

Because it's not as harmless as like being addicted to drinking water. That would be wonderful. Yeah, dude. I wish that I could have a water addiction. I mean I guess I do because if I don't drink it, I'll die. So I guess technically we're all addicted to water. But it's like – I feel like sugar addiction isn't even really talked about that much because it's so bad for you. Does it increase your dopamine levels?

Well, yeah. It's a drug. No, it's not a drug, but sugar makes you happier. It makes you feel better. Effectively, it changes. Even in the slightest way, sugar will change your cognitive state. And actually, what's funny is the more I'm trying not to drink soda and stuff this month, and I'm not here to go on a huge health rant or anything.

It's just something I've observed. And stuff this month. And I'm not here to go on a huge health rant or anything. It's just something I've observed. I'm kind of getting the same feeling here and there as when I quit drooling. The same kind of like itch. I'm like, oh man, I want a soda. I'm not even thirsty, but I want it.

I want something sweet. I want that sugar. I don't want to say like I've grown out of sodas. But it's like I don't crave them often i've definitely craved candy and soda less when when i'm just like if i go to a five guys you need i'm gonna get a coca-cola you have or if someone's grilling out i'm like i gotta get a glass like i don't like drinking out of the can that much but if you pour that that sucker in a glass with some ice i think we can all agree the worst is the two liter bottles. That's the worst tasting Coke.

Yeah. Or just any of the bottles. The plastic bottles. The glass bottles are the best. The best. Actually, like McDonald's, like fountain Coke, like from the fountain machine. That's good. That might be the best.

In the cup. But I do like the glass bottles. And I also like a, pour water. Just soak a glass. Don't fill it up. Soak a glass, put it in the freezer, let it chill. What a nice soggy glass. Then a nice frosted glass.

And then you put ice cubes in it. It's just so... Oh, yeah, the glass gets cold. They do that at some bars when you order a drink, like a beer, and they'll pour you a beer. A lot of bars, not bars, but I guess kind of. I can't remember where it is, but they'll have like glasses and like a fridge, like a mini fridge type thing. Yeah. And take it out.

Because you don't put like beer on ice, which actually, I'm going to Bangkok very soon. And I found out that in Bangkok, in Thailand, they drink beer over ice. So I'm excited to try that. Just like, I remember growing up, my friend's mom would drink like milk with ice. And I remember thinking that was the weirdest thing. Straight from her tits? Straight from her tits. She'd get a big glass of ice and she'd squeeze a titty and fill that with all that chunky curdled milk.

Curdled milk. Curdled, yeah. Curdled. We wanted to do, Harrison had an idea for for a sketch which i wanted to do really bad but turns out uh i think tim and eric actually already did literally the exact same thing you told me about that and then i told you it's the man milk yeah yeah i was like it's the it's in their christmas special where it's like it's like male breast milk and we're like how funny would be if we got like a prosthetic tit for ryan yeah and it's like curdled when it comes out and it's

like a commercial for this and then you were like that tim and eric did that yeah it's man milk it's already a thing it's a good it's a good sketch though oh i bet i've seen their christmas special i have not seen their christmas special just you should i don't think so if i didn't like the movie that much the billion dollar movie yeah i thought it had its funny parts uh you can tell it's definitely like uh a structure that caters more to like a 15 minute show than, than a, than a movie. It's still entertaining in bits, but I think like a lot of it falls flat because of the structure. That's what they'll say about the super mega movie.

They say this, why didn't they just stick to let's plays? Why these guys make a super mega movie, super mega movie coming soon. Was there a Smosh too? Smosh for the movie too? I feel like they did a second Smosh movie. Did they?

I didn't see it. I thought I saw some. We watched the first Smosh movie a long time ago yeah we did we also watched both Shane Dawson movies or at least one of them Shane Dawson critically acclaimed director is there a Smosh movie well they made a movie like the ghost

ghost mates in October 2016 there won't be a Smosh the movie too what but there will be our new movie ghost mates ghost mates yep coming to youtube red this december shameless plug again okay so you're gonna tell me it's not a smosh movie too coming out anthony and i aren't getting back together for that no and the premise of uh a guy accidentally asphyxiating himself in his bedroom um and then in the most goofy fashion played played for goofs and gaffes and and heartfelt laughs and then they go out and they do ghost hijinks or one of them does because

he's a ghost mates Is that Ghostmates? Yeah. I haven't seen it. He's, I can't remember what happens, but he, in a series of wacky, tabacky events. So is he jerking off and asphyxiating himself? He probably was jerking off. That's an incredibly embarrassing way to die. Yeah.

You know. Have you seen World's Greatest Dead? I've seen the scene. Oh. I haven't seen the movie. I don't want spoil anything for anybody because because it's like one of those i have seen the scene though it's very sad it was incredibly sad and i like that movie it looks good although i will say and i i've mentioned this before i like that movie but robin williams in that film has the worst case of movie driving I have seen in a long time. Oh, where he's like moving his hands.

He's literally doing this. He's like jerking the steering wheel left and right. He's jerking and jerking. Yeah, dude. It's funny because I didn't realize that. And the kid from Spy Kids plays his son. It's the kid from Spy Kids. Yeah, it's Darryl Savara.

He plays the most. And it's weird because you see him in Spy Kids and then you watch him in that movie and he's the most vulgar. He's like jerking off saying the F slur. It's what the hell that's not juni cortez yeah it is we gotta have a spy kids night set i know we need to watch uh i think the first three are classics anything after like like three four when they made four i didn't why did joel mckale just stop it no i'm not gonna see that was it was his name the toy maker the The Toymaster. Toymaster. Was it the Toymaster? Yeah. Or the Toymaker?

I don't know. Both of them work. Like the Toymaster, Toymaker. God, I loved that movie. 3D? Spike, it's 3D. Yeah. I fucking remember.

I remember when it was coming out. It was a Friday. My dad was going to take me and my good friend to go see it in theaters in 3D. We were prepped for it all week. We were excited every day at school. We went. We drew a bunch of Spy Kids pictures all week. We went and put our glasses on.

My friend, then he came over for a sleepover. It was so fun. And we drew pictures of us riding the bikes. You saw it in 3D. Please tell me you saw it in 3D. Of course I saw it in 3D, dude. Of course I saw that shit in 3D. Spy Kids is a classic.

I would say it's just a trilogy. Spy Kids 4 is in Spy Kids. Forget about Spy Kids 4. That's no good. dude of course i saw that classic i would say it's just a trilogy spike it's fours and spike forget about spike it's four that's you know that's no that's no good was three the ones where he's a where judy is a is a detective at the water park yeah he's a pi pi i love that opening i was like fuck dude this is this is serious they've gotten serious with these movies i know uh two was fun because they added, I remember they added, what's her name? Something Osmond.

Haley Joel Osmond? No, not Haley Joel Osmond. It's his little sister. Wait, is that his little sister? Yeah. I never knew they were related. Yeah. Look at her face, dude. That's Haley Joel Osmond's little sister. That's Emily Osmond, I think. Yes, Emily Osmond. Yeah. Because she was on Hannah Montana. Yep. Dude, I don't think it's a bad one of those movies except for which i haven't

seen but if we go back i'm afraid to go back and what i think here's the thing nostalgia is what's doing it for us right yeah because while i i also saw well here's the thing i also saw shark boy and lava girl when i was a boy when i was a little boy um little pike yeah just a little boy a little tyke boy a little dyke boy you know um and in my head i'm like i don't want to watch that like i don't think it's as fun goofy it's like it's i feel like shark boy and lava girl got like way too goofy like pink hair with the lava outfit and then the shark which at the time i was totally into i loved the whole shark boy thing because i all boys love sharks i had a big crush on lava girl when i thought it was a carmen uh yeah i i could see robert rodriguez seems like

those movies like it's very specific uh type of movie like spike it's 3d and shark boy and lava girl pretty similar movies i think it is very interesting with Robert Rodriguez because he directed the actress who played Carmen since she was like a little girl in the first Spy Kids you know and then he goes on to direct I think it's the sequel of Machete where

she's like this kind of overtly or just overly sexualized that is a bit odd um nothing i'm not saying like oh you shouldn't sexual blah blah it's a movie it's fake who cares you know wait does she play carmen in machete i don't know because i know it's supposed to take place in the same universe so it's got to be her right let me let me look at the credit let me let's go to imdb to solve this problem let's go to imdb let's see what her name is her real name is alexa vega right yeah i i still remember this juni is played by daryl sabara

uh antonio banderas does the father like fucking zoro is the dad and spy kids and when i saw spy kids three uh a couple years back i was blown away at the how big some of the names are they got in that movie you know the bad guys fucking Sylvester Stallone. They got Steve Buscemi, Sylvester Stallone. They have Antonio Banderas. They got them all, dude. Mike Judge. Mike Judge? Yeah, I think he's the biggest one.

The creator of Beavis and Butthead and King of the Hill. In those movies, you can hear the voice. Oh, yeah. You can hear Hank's voice slightly. You can legit straight up hear Hank Hill. I love how he's a bad guy too don don don don again giggles don again or donovan i think it i think it's donovan donovan giggles okay machete kills oh she plays um killjoy oh why she doesn't play carmen I know. You look just like my niece. Wait, Killjoy, in parentheses, as Alexa Vega. Oh, yeah, Mel Gibson was in that movie.

What? Yeah. Mel Gibson was? Yeah. Charlie Sheen was in it. Robert De Niro was in it. Oh, my God. Dude, Robert.

Walton Goggins was in it? Robert Rodriguez is like, he pulls a lot of big names for his movies. Okay, listen who's in Machete Kills, okay? You got Danny Trejo, Alexa Vega, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, who's the Modern Family, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Walton Goggins, who is... I know Walton Goggins. Okay, good.

Cuba Gooding Jr., Vanessa Hudgens. I thought they had a... Was that in the first one with Robert De Niro? Can we not... Was the first one with Robert De Niro? Forget he cast George Lopez as the antagonist in Sharp Boy and Lava Girl. I want to see... Oh, yeah, Robert...

Never mind. It was the first one that Robert De Niro was in. The most recent thing I've watched to Sharkboy and Lava Girl was when I watched Doug Walker's review of Sharkboy and Lava Girl. I watched him yell and scream about a children's movie, and I thought that was pretty good. I did enjoy it. Well, he's the nostalgia critic.

He has to get nostalgic about that. Actually, but, I mean, when that movie came out, he still would have been a grown man. He can't get nostalgic about that one Actually, but I mean, when that movie came out, he still would have been a grown man. He can't get nostalgic about that one. That's the name of the show, though. That's true, yeah. I like to think he just went by himself to go see it, though, with his little 3D glasses on, his thing of popcorn.

Can you and I, for Christmas this year, sit down with Jackson and Harrison and whoever else wants to sit down? We should all watch Jack Frost for Christmas. Of course. With Michael Keaton. And he plays the harmonica. Yep. And his dad. Yep. Okay, okay. I remember it.

That movie scared me when I was a kid, though. It's freaky, dude. It's fucking sad. And I remember it freaked me out because his dad dies, and it made me think of my dad dying. It freaked me out because the snowman was alive, and I thought the snowman looked freaky. It is a freak. I mean, it's fucking Buster, not Buster keaton michael michael

keaton as a snowman i forgot that was michael keaton yeah it's keaton the batman keaton jones as a snowman the birdman the vulture which is funny i love that he played batman and then he uh played an iteration of that in birdman that's's why I thought Birdman was so good. And then in Spider-Man Homecoming, he plays the Vulture. Really? Yeah. Why is... What do you think Keaton Jones is up to?

Usual. Slamming some good tang. Drinking some of that good juice. Drinking some tang. Slamming tang and drinking tang, boys. No, pootie tang. He's drinking tang. He's slurping that pootie tang slurping which ones he's slurping which ones he's slamming you know he'd be doing both pootie tang oh man i could go for some pootie tang right now you know what i'm saying yeah

fucking that's like one of the best words in the english language pootie tang yeah well um i think it's a good place to end the podcast. Talking about Keaton Jones and some pootie tank. Yeah. You know what? Let's just end it here. Thank you all for listening. Matt and I just love hearing ourselves talk day in and day out. So good.

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