supermegashow - EP 152 - Bathroom Break

Episode Date: August 4, 2019

Matt gets existential while Ryan hits the bathroom, we give an update on Japan vlogs, and recall a weird lady we saw in Tennessee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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to talk about, I'm sure. Yeah, probably. Like such as I finished all of Miyazaki's Subjects to talk about, I'm sure. Yeah, probably. Like. Such as? I finished all of Miyazaki's movies, finally. Oh, wow. That's actually really cool. Yeah.

The last one I saw was The Wind Rises. Really liked it. That was really good. Okay. It was definitely. It was a very. It wasn't as fantastical as all of his other films. It wasn't as fantastical as all of his other films because it was kind of loosely based off of an actual... What do you call it? Aviation engineer or something.

Yeah. I forget the name of the engineer. That's cool, dude. And it was really nice because Miyazaki loves flying. He loves planes. He loves zooming, dude. I actually saw the coolest box set for all the Miyazaki movies. It's white?

No, each DVD, or I think it was Blu-ray, but each Blu-ray, the cover was like, I think it was a solid color, like a different solid color with just white line art. And it was so cool looking. And I was like, oh my God, I want this for a bookshelf or for a TV room. And it was so expensive. It was like $700 or $800. Jesus. And I was like, oh, never mind.

Never mind that one. And then I saw another Ghibli film, not Miyazaki, which was, what was it called? It was Whisper, Whisper of, yeah, Whisper of the Heart,

which was super good. Have you seen Grave of the Fireflies? That's my next one that I want to see. Oh, okay. So you, sorry, I always confuse Miyazaki's movies with Ghibli's movies. Miyazaki makes movies under Ghibli's studios. Right, right, okay. So you, sorry, I always confuse Miyazaki's movies with Ghibli's movies. Miyazaki makes movies under Ghibli's studios.

But he himself has a collection of a bunch of movies that he's done. I heard Grave of the Fireflies is like horrendously sad. It's about war, isn't it? I heard it just like ruins your day if you watch it. But I'm going to watch that soon. Because whenever you go to r slash movies, it's like, what's the saddest movie you've ever seen always in the top three is somewhere is grave of the fireflies but whisper of the heart was super good yeah and um it it's it's very much of a slice of life story there's not really like a plot there are there's a plot that kind of goes through the whole thing

but it's not like uh this evil person needs to be stopped and that's what i like about a lot of ghibli films is they're very much just kind of like this is the moment that our character is in and here's a part of what they're going through but you don't get like and everything was happily ever after forever it was like in this moment things were good and it doesn't try to make you think that two characters that are in love are going to be in love forever. Yeah. It's just very much kind of like, as I said, very consolidated. And all the movies are super cute. But yeah, I super recommend both of those movies, which is The Wind Rises and Whisper

of the Heart. Nice, man. Nice. I'll have to go check those out. Whisper of the Heart. You should. Oddly enough, you know that very famous playlist or the uh the i guess live stream on youtube oh the lo-fi beats that's from whisper of the heart were you just watching you saw that and you're

like wait a second yeah yeah i saw that i was like holy shit that's what matt listened to in the grumps office all the time i saw someone cause she's writing a song yeah she writes a cover of country roads the movie opens with, I think, a Japanese cover of Country Roads. Yeah, because when I was in high school, I found this album which was like, like jazz covers of Ghibli songs. Is it Ghibli or Ghibli?

I just don't know. I just say Ghibli. Whatever. It was jazz covers and that was one of them was Country Road. So I guess it's from that. And it's funny,

I saw someone cosplayed as the girl from like the lo-fi hip-hop stream where they made the – on cardboard. They made the YouTube frame, and then they got inside of it and were at the desk. They looked like it. It was so cool. It's just like those movies, there's always moments that just makes you feel good.

I love the imagination that's in those movies, and I like the little moments they create in the movies. And I just they're so good it's just good animation I like the fact that usually when you see animation they try to go all big with it but I like animation where it's simply just you this could have been this could have been live action and you wouldn't have pretty much missed a thing almost like it's very much different but king of the hill could have thing. Almost like it's very much different, but King of the Hill could have been live action, but it's very much the same thing. I like movies that are just,

that don't force themselves to be a certain thing because of the aesthetic they choose. Harrison pointed out, we were talking about movies recently, and Harrison pointed out, he said, I think Ryan likes to be, what was the word? Was it captivated?

Or like, the word of being taken away to like a fantastical, phantasmal place. And I was like, yeah, that's really true about Ryan. It's like, because the movies you like, you like a lot of animated ones, like Iron Giant, Ghibli stuff, or like Harry Potter, like the books, where it's just you like being taken to like this, like a fantastic world where you can kind of just get like charmed you know i also like movies uh on the opposite end of that i really love movies that just make me feel gross and depressed uh green valentine is one i haven't seen valentine's one braun cell block 99 will make you feel that way i i want to see that to see that it's graphic i liked uh oh what's it called fuck it's this Western movie with Kurt Russell and... Cowboys and Aliens.

Yeah, dude. Did you ever see Cowboys and Aliens? By Jon Favreau? He did that? Yeah, he directed that, and James Bond was in it, and so was Olivia Wilde. Cowboys and Aliens. I remember seeing the trailer, and I was like, what? But it was...

Oh, what the fuck is that movie called? I really liked it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold the phone. Midsommar is, I also recommended recently. It's another one of those movies that's just, I like, basically I just like movies that make you feel strongly in a certain way. Whether it's like sadness or happiness or wonder. The thing that I like about those fantastical movies is that specifically not as much with Iron Giant.

Iron Giant's just like a nice story. But more specifically in the Ghibli movies, wonder is presented in such a childlike way. It's like, I don't know, because Miyazaki's an old fuck. But he understands the wonder that a child has like because you watch those movies and you see what the child experiences or you see what these people experience and you're just like ah that would be great I'd love like my imagination

would work like that when I was a kid if you look at Ponyo or any of those films all the ways to describe him it's like like you know he's an older man it's like he's an old fuck he's a mean talented animator he's an old fuck. He's a talented animator. He's an old fuck. He's talented, but he's a mean son of a bitch.

He walked out of his own son's movie. Wait, what? Yeah. I mean, apparently his son's movie isn't that good. But he walked out of it. Why did he walk out of it? Probably because he didn't want to appear that he had favoritism towards his son's films. Oh, that's cold. I think there's video of him walking. Let me see. That's really cold. I didn't know to appear that he had favoritism towards his son's films. Oh, that's cold.

I think there's video of him walking. Let me see. That's really cold. I didn't know he did that. Yeah, let me see. I'm going to look it up real quick. Like, if your dad was Hayao Miyazaki and you made a movie, and I'm sure he wants the approval from his dad so bad, especially with Japanese culture, and then he walks out of the movie.

Yikes, dude. That's incredibly painful to even like think about i'm watching uh you watching it when he walks out hold on i'm watching him watch he's like this is his hayas miyazaki's react to the first movie of his son and so he's watching it he looks bored and then you shouldn't make a picture based on your emotions is that that what he said? And then he's walking out smoking a cigarette. And he's just like... Ah, fuck it. I don't think... He's a pretty brutal dude.

You've seen that famous video of him critiquing the 3D animators that made this AI thing, right? Yeah. Where he's like, this is lifeless. And there's a clip of him smoking where he says anime was a mistake. Yeah. Which is really funny. He's a clip of him smoking where he says anime was a mistake. Which is really funny. He's a fantastic

artist. Oh, he's incredible. But I'm sure in life he can just be a son of a bitch. I feel like there's a lot of those people that are like held up as like the greats. A lot of them I think are probably like insane assholes where it's like

come on. A lot of actors are like are probably like insane assholes where it's like come on yeah like a lot of actors are like that a lot of uh and i feel like maybe it's kind of even created you don't watch because of who they are you watch because of what they make right right and i and i think it's uh almost like bread that way because like people tell them they're the best so they almost sometimes will also get this like idea in their head that they are the best so they like feel like they're more um you know what I'm saying? Well, that's almost a thing that I see with people like Max Landis, who is the son of someone who's great, who automatically thinks that whatever he does or thinks is great.

I think that that doesn't strike me so much with Miyazaki because he is great. There's no question about it. And maybe he thinks that he's the best in the world. I don't know. But like what it comes across as is that he has a respect and he has a vision, but he's very much segregated to his own view of things in terms in that aspect of creating. So when he sees like his son makes something and it doesn't check the boxes off of his list, it's not good.

But also, as I said, his son's movie apparently wasn't good. It's a Ghibli film, I think. I can't remember what it's called. Maybe he walked out because he was pissed that Ghibli had done that. I love it. You should make a movie based on your emotions. That was the subtitle, but Miyazaki's movies are all

spawned through the emotions of wonder. I'm going to disagree with him on that cause I feel it's like art you know like art is a way for you to like emote like a lot of great art comes from like people's emotions where it's like because of their emotions they created that

what does he think a movie should be made from I'm gonna let me see if he finishes that quote like that doesn't make sense to me just cause like, like, paintings, you know, a lot of songs, like, that's all from emotion. A lot of movies are made from emotion.

Let's see. You know, Super Mega is made from emotion. We make these Let's Plays and these podcasts from emotion. I'm watching. To make a picture based on your emotions. Does he say anything else? No, he just puts a cigarette in his mouth.

Yeah, so just not a good dad just a shitty dad and i bet the son is like just like this is first movie's like i want my dad's approval you know like yeah that sucks but granted i don't think the son's made anything else since then would you like i would be so discouraged if an hour into a movie i made my dad walks out and starts smoking a cigarette. Like for your son, you could at least like tell him privately you didn't like it. Maybe like you don't have to make that public ordeal of walking out. Like because now I haven't seen the movie. But in my mind, it's like, oh, it must be a bad movie. If Miyazaki walked out of it like his own son's movie.

Yeah, it must be that bad, which I think it's kind of douchey to do. Not kind of that is douchey to do because it just to everybody else that doesn't even see the movie, they'll know that about the movie. You know? So before they even get to form an opinion, they already know it's like Miyazaki walked out of it because it was so bad. His own son's movie he walked out of. No. The thing is, his name has so much weight to it that when you hear that he walks out of anyone's movie, it's like, yikes. But then when you find out it's his own son's movie.

Yeah, like what if your dad was fucking like Stanley Kubrick? Like if your dad was fucking Stanley Kubrick in the ass, okay? And basically like you make a movie and you're like, wow, you know, my dad is this like- Has he stopped fucking Stanley Kubrick in the ass? Yes, at this point he is your dad. Okay. He fucked him so hard he became your father.

So now your dad is this movie, you know, like genius, like held up by everybody. And then you finally- You make like a short film and you're like i'm so excited and my dad is gonna see this and he walks out like and people film him walking out it's like dad you're being an asshole like you didn't have to do that just you didn't even have to come like but at the same time him walking out has nothing to do with what he's made it It's just kind of like funny to see. I also wonder if like, I wonder if that goes deeper than like just the movie, like he walked out

because like some deeper shit with him and his son maybe. Well, I don't know if this is a documentary that the clip is pulled from, but it seems that he was, as he said, like an absentee dad. And it seems that the movie that his son made

had a lot of things that reminisced on like the dad's older stuff. Oh. So I'm wondering if like there was some sort of. Like he took offense by it maybe. In some way yeah. Cause like I can imagine like maybe if it made him like feel put on the spot for not being there for him. Yeah. So he

he like walked out cause he was like fuck that. Who knows he's making a movie about a caterpillar now so. I love that dude I love caterpillars. I've always wanted to make a cartoon caterpillar. I'm always scared I'll say an idea and then someone will steal it and make it really big. I want to make a family of caterpillars called fatterpillars that are really fat. Fatterpillars?

And they're like cute little fat cartoon caterpillars. Even like a little merch line. I want to do that really bad. Dude, watch out. Ross is going to steal that idea. Oi, oi, gamers. This is my new fucking fatter pillars line. Okay. Fuck Gameiverse. I'm just going to do fatter pillars now. I could make that show

for fucking Nickelodeon. Fatter pillars is great. It's genius. With puppets. Ooh, like fat little puppets? Because your arms are like... You know what I'm saying? Why don't we make a kid's show, dude?

Why don't we make fatter pillars? Called Fatter Pillars. And it's saying how being big is okay. Yeah. And it's all about like body acceptance. And we teach young kids to eat more because your health... I mean, your weight doesn't really matter at all.

It goes beyond just like body positivity. It goes into just trying to get kids as fat as they possibly can be. Trying to get them like, there's not an obesity problem in America. Fat is a social construct. Eat as much as you. Just keep gorging yourself. Go in your parents' fridge. Get that stick of butter out.

Eat the whole thing as fast as you can. Keep gorging yourself. Go in your parents' fridge. Get that stick of butter out. Eat the whole thing as fast as you can. Diabetes is something doctors made up to scare you into buying penicillin and insulin. Yeah, exactly. Incel.

Incelin. Why would I buy penicillin? I don't know. You can't, though. You have to go to a hospital to get it injected. Can you not just buy penicillin? I don't think so. That would be weird. Also, it's not even needed for...

It's just mold, right? It's like a type of mold. I don't think so. That would be weird. Also, it's not even needed for... It's just mold, right? It's like a type of mold? I don't know. They stick it if you got the stuff, the STD, right? They give you the penicillin shot? If you have, I'm sure some forms of STDs, FTDs. If you have some sort of STD, they'll stick you in your ass with a good old penicillin shot. I heard this thing about the Beatles.

When the Beatles were in their prime, the younger boys, they would have to get penicillin shots every day or something. I don't remember what it was. The Beatles did? Yeah, because they'd fuck so many girls while they were on tour. Penicillin doesn't get rid of most or all of STDs. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to

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Dude, imagine how incredible that'd be. You're a huge fan of the Beatles and then you fuck one of the Beatles that's gotta be like the greatest experience in your entire life or they're horrible at sex

cause everyone just says they're good at it cause they're the Beatles and then they just don't know how to pleasure a woman I think I think at that point

when like you're fucking a beetle um I'm just thinking about the insect now I know it's fucking a bug you know it's more about the fact you're fucking a beetle you don't care about the insect now i know it's fucking a bug you know it's more about the

fact you're fucking a beetle you don't care about the sex the way the beetle is fucking you do you only care about the fact that the beetle is fucking you other than no you know you care that it is a beetle fucking you not about how the beetle is fucking you you're just like a beetle is fucking me right exactly yeah okay real talk if i could go back in time and get fucked by one of the beetles, I'd do it. If you could go back in time and be fucked by Ronald Reagan, would you? In his prime when he was an actor?

Here's the thing. He was big and hot and spicy. Here's the thing. It depends on why you want to be fucked by Ronald Reagan in the first place. I'm taking the sexual nature out of it. Mr. President. Forget the sex stuff. I'm talking about, do I want to be the one man in history that had the opportunity to go back in time, be ass fucked by Ronald Reagan?

Well, hold on. Am I bottoming or topping for Reagan? Do I get to pick? I think Reagan has the classic mindset of, like, if he's doing the fucking, then it's not gay. Okay. Yeah, that's the only way you'll get him to do it, too. But if he's being fucked, it's gay. Then it's gay.

So, yeah, okay. So I guess I would have to bottom for Ronald Reagan. Yes. I'd probably do it, yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, like, politics aside from this, like, all politics aside, I think that that would be quite the story to tell your kids. Lying to the American people aside from this. Okay.

Well, yeah. I mean, aside from that, I could tell my kids. That was Nixon. Huh? That was Nixon. Who was Nixon? What you were talking about? Ronald Reagan also lied about selling weapons.

Oh, the Iran-Contra thing. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Almost every president has lied. Probably every president is lied, so. Probably every president is lied. Kennedy. I mean, you can go down the list and find every big white president is done. I'm about to have another Iran.

There's about to be some more missiles and weapons being sold across another border from Mr. Reagan, if you get what I'm saying. Right in my ass. Oh, wow. Okay, okay. Yeah, if you get what I'm saying. Right in my ass. Oh, wow. Okay, okay. Yeah, like the Iran-Contra thing. His penis is the missile. You could do it for any president, you know? Which was the president that had the phone call where he, like, we played

the audio on a podcast or an episode of something. Was it Truman? I can't remember what president it was, but he's like, he needs extra space in the crotch area for his dick because it's big. Oh, yeah. He's like, put a couple extra inches in there. I think it was Truman. It rides up on

the crotch area. My nuts. And then we also... He says bunghole. My bunghole, yeah. We're going to president say bunghole. And then we had the great... Was it Nixon who said the bad stuff? I think it was. Nixon said... Nixon bad stuff? I think it was Nixon. Nixon sucked. He said some real bad things.

Oh, what a great American president. I really want to, you need to watch Black Dynamite. I mean, I don't want to spoil too much. Don't, don't, don't. I still, I really want to see it. I like those types of movies. You really need, I think you would love it. What I mean by those types of movies, I don't, I mean.

Movies making fun of black people, Ryan? They're not making fun of black people. No, it's by, the guy that directed it is Black Dynamite, like made it himself, the guy that played him. It's incredibly well done. It's so fun. Was it made like in 2012? Yeah, 2014, I think. 2013?

I don't know. I watched it when I was a freshman in college for the first time. Okay. So that had to at least have been 2014. Dude, it's so well done. It's hysterical. You just got to sit down. We'll have you over one night.

We can watch it. Is it like Blaxploitation type of thing? Yeah, it's basically just like a parody of Blaxploitation films. And it's done so well. I love the music in Blaxploitation films. They have a lot of that. And the guy that plays Black Dynamite, like the creator, he's so ripped. And he's so incredibly

good at like kung fu and stuff do they like do they make a point to like oil him up to be as shiny as possible yeah yeah and he does all these like kung fu fighting scenes and shit like oh my god it's fucking incredible like you would love it and speaking of things like that i watched the first two episodes of this one show called uh garth mereng's Dark Place, I think is what it's called. Okay. Where it's this, it's making fun of like 80s or 70s, like TV shows. And it's making fun of like a, like a haunted hospital show.

And it's so well done. It's this British show. And the guy is just like, it goes between like interviews of like the actors about like, because they're supposed to be like the show never aired. So it's about like them talking about it and then going through, like, the show. And it's incredibly well done as well. And everything's, like, randomly, like, lines will be dubbed and it's so clear that it's

dubbed. Because you remember in all of our old videos on Cyndago and Kids with Problems, we'd always dub the voices. Well, that's, we were talking about that recently, especially with the whole SpongeBob thing. Because in SpongeBob episodes, they poorly dub voices for live action stuff. Oh, yeah, because we recently saw the 20th anniversary episode

a little early and we could tell that they really dubbed the live action parts. I will always say in terms of comedy movies, my favorite are either kind of like absurd stuff,

I guess like Anchorman or I think my all-time favorite are just the uh not spoof movies like scary movie but more of genre spoof movies like uh naked gun and airplane and think of monty python that's why you would love black dynamite because the jokes in it like i'm gonna read you one of my one of like i've another type of joke that i like from airplane which is always like dad jokes. Right. So,

uh, one of the jokes is like nervous, like they're on the airplane. Right. Yeah. Uh, so an old lady to the main character is like nervous. Yes.

Very first time. No, I've been nervous lots of times. Like I love that shit. I love it. I love it today. Like a naked gun. When he's like,

what do you think they're doing in there? Sex? No, we're on the job. It so funny i love that i don't what's the name of that type of humor it's just dad jokes now like i guess yeah but it's so well it wouldn't be puns because it's not a specific word jackson is so good at doing those on the spot like i'll say something i'll do it back i've never met someone i could do it as well and it's just hysterically funny um and like slapstick i think slapstick is like the most basic, dumb form of comedy. And it's basically what you and I do in our live action videos. But I like slapstick. I love slapstick.

Slapstick's gotten. I think it's a way to do it right. Yeah. Because I'm not saying that we do slapstick right. But slapstick recently has turned turned into very straight face just boom and we do that sound effects to be kind of more self-aware of like how goofy it is i think our slapstick is more almost like kind of making fun of slapstick yeah you know it's like it's almost like a like a meta slapstick you want to see some good old hold on. Hey, we're leaving. Are you guys able to lock

up? Oh, we're not. Are we? Matt, this is an emergency. I gotta take a shit. You gotta figure that shit out. You're gonna leave that on me? Yeah. Hey, Vernon, are you guys the last people here? Yeah. We don't have a key. No. Oh, um, I can do I gotta take an emergency shit. Well, Ryan's

gonna go shit. So if you wanna if you wanna jump in, Vernon, and fill in for Ryan while he's gonna go take a if you wanna jump in Vernon And fill in for Ryan while he's gonna go take a shit actually That'd be great Hey what I can do is I can just give you my key And if you wanna give it back to me later that'd be awesome I can do that yeah Which one is it buddy

Is that my key ring Vernon we have the exact Holy shit we have the exact same Do you do the carabiner thing We have the exact same color carabiner I think that's like the same carabiner but do you buy them on amazon yeah i did yeah i buy five at a time i do too our car key is the exact same car key you have the same car or same type of car so our car key is the exact same what do you drive honda civic i drive a honda yeah see so it's like you got a hatchback or no no i just no. I just have the classic used Honda Civic.

Wow, this is a really... Sorry, I'm making my appearance on this really, really interesting. No, Vernon, this is more interesting than everything we've been talking about. I miss you, man. I miss you too, man. Dude, you been good? I've been great. Been doing good.

We've been working on videos real hard. It's tough not seeing you every day, man. I know. I do miss being in the office a lot. When we were at Brent's party recently, I was talking to Brent, and I was like... I had a couple glasses of wine, but I was like... As you do at Brent's party recently I was talking to Brent and I was like I had a couple glasses of wine but I was like he was ragging on me and I was like but real talk Brent you miss me

he was like yeah I do I do really bad every day and I was like I thought so I really miss your guys energy in the office man I do miss being here it's a good office it's just a nice vibe it's like a nice everyone's so nice here everyone's down to do bits I know and now

I wake up at 1pm every day I miss breakfast and then Ryan and I meet up and just do work and then I go home and I drink beer and I do nothing

so that's my life now but it's fun oh my god same but you go to work you have yeah yeah yeah but just like moping otherwise

oh okay well moping's fun here this is for you this is my key now cool you know don't let Brent know you did this he'll be real mad you gave a key away yeah that guy's burning his un-trustworthy he's just gonna give his keys out to anybody

so nobody um email Brent Lilly uh to tell him that uh I did this don't email. And don't do it, and don't also include that his penis smells bad. Because it does.

Don't do that. He hates it. He does. Can't stand it. He came up to me at the Game Grumps garage sale. I was like, no one's come up to me in real life and done it yet. I thought someone would ask me about it.

And I was like, the time will come, man. The time will come. But, Brandon, thank you for giving me the key. i love you i love you to death uh i love you to death my best to ryan you're a sweet sweet sweet boy he's taking a crazy shit right now bye buddy now i guess uh then there was one oh oh vernon just hit his head real hard on the microphone oh that got me ow jesus dude holy shit've never done that, and I've always been scared of doing that. I've worked here for three years. Oh, fuck, that hurt.

Oh, man. Are you okay? Like, that legitimately, like, that's like an emergency room visit. No, no, no. Let me see. Where is it? It's right there. Ah, fuck.

I see it. I'm good. Go. Be careful. If you got a concussion, don't go to sleep if you think you have a concussion. I know. All right, bye. See you, man.

There's, like, at the end of the microphone things, there's, like, this massive- he just fell over. He knocked something over. He might have a concussion. Did you- did you knock something over? Yeah. You alright, dude? Yeah, I'm alright.

See ya. Alright, see ya, dude. Drive home safe. I will. Um, on the back of the microphone stands, there's these incredibly, like, heavy iron weights to keep the microphone weighted down and they're like suspended and vernon just smacked his forehead on it real hard i've never done it i've always been scared of it um dan and aaron put like some some like soft wool knit beanies and uh

scarves around some of them so they don't hit their heads but uh the one that's exposed vernon vernon did hit it so yikes looksikes. Looks very, very, very painful. And yeah, just still waiting on Ryan to finish taking his shit. I actually also have to do that. But I don't know if I should do that now while he's gone. Or like,

you know, he threw this on me, so maybe I could throw it back on him. So then he has to do his own solo bit. You know. I like, I do like solo talking. And it's funny because right in this moment I'm literally talking to nobody. I mean, you guys will be listening to this when it comes out,

but right at this point in time, I'm sitting in an empty room all by myself, speaking only to myself. And now I've started thinking about it, and I'm having this weird existential moment and it's feeling kind of like weird and I'm on the verge of freaking out oh man this is weird now

this is real weird feeling because I've never like really thought about it this you know and then somehow me speaking right now will translate down the road into me being able to make a living to feed my cat to keep the bills on.

So every second of my voice translates into some cash money, as well as people around the world listening to it. Because you might be on a bus right now listening to this, driving through Canada. You might be fucking sitting in your bedroom in Ohio listening to this. Or you could be over in the Philippines, blasting this out of a little jam box on the back of a bicycle. I don't know.

I'm feeling weird now. Just because I realized these same waveforms coming out of my mouth right now will be emitted all over the world at many different times. Maybe even 100 years from now. In the year 2119, someone could be listening to this

and playing it out loud. And I'm long dead by now. Rest in peace, Matt Watson. But my voice is still living on and vibrating through the air of the world in 2119. And that's pretty trippy. I don't like to think about these things because, you know, when I do, it tends to freak me out. These are usually like middle of the night thoughts for me. And then I'm like, well, now I can't sleep because I've thought too much. I've been thinking too much.

Ryan just texted me. Sorry, man. Stomach is really on a roll. No worries, main. Just keeping it rolling in here. Exclamation mark and send. Cool. Here's all I'll do in the meantime. I'll go through my phone and we'll talk about some things on my phone. So most recently in my photos I have a series of videos we shot for a video that is, I think it's out by now.

It was our Armenian Minecraft video. So the opening for that. Yeah, so look through that. That's good. That's good shit. Let's see, man. I'm going through my phone. I got a lot of weird pictures saved. I got a lot of really weird pictures saved.

There's some unreleased Japan vlog stuff, some stuff I was sending Ryan to see what he thought about it. I don't know, like, I don't know if by now, fingers crossed, I found it. But there was an SD card with some footage for one specific Japan video that might not be able to come out because we can't find the SD card but who knows maybe by now I've found it and the video's already come out and I hope you guys have been enjoying the Japan vlogs cause we had a fucking blast making them we had so much fun getting to do that and just

I'm gonna get real for a second being able to have the privilege of going somewhere like Japan to make videos where we slap each other and make dick jokes for a living is a dream job. And I don't know how I got lucky enough to be in the position to have that as my career. But it's all because of you guys. Because you guys are the ones that keep it afloat. Without you guys, it would be are the ones that keep it afloat without you guys, you know,

be nothing. Um, and I know it sounds cliche. It's like without you guys, you know, you guys did this, not us. Like, like, yeah, we made the videos. So, uh, you guys didn't do shit, but you did get us to this point and your support and your continued viewership is what allows us to keep doing it. So thank you. It really does mean a whole fucking lot.

Oh, Ryan, you're back, dude. I talked the entire time. Did you? Yeah, I kept it going the entire time. I was just talking about the Japan videos and how thankful we are that we're in this position. This episode is brought to you by RBC Student Banking. Students, get $100 when you open an RBC Advantage banking account,

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Complete criteria by August 30th, 2024. Visit rbc.com slash student 100. Can I talk about... Todd, do give a shit review. No, no, no, no. I want to talk about the recent mishap. Mishaps. I just talked about the SD card fiasco. Did you talk about the hard drive? I have not, but who knows? Maybe by now I've found that SD card. Hopefully.

On my side of things, I spent days editing the second vlog to come out. Which is out by now, the Shinjuku one. Yeah. You did a fucking killer job, too.

Thank you, man. You sent me the rough cut before you had like done more finalization. Yeah. And I remember me and Harrison, we all, we watched him. We're cracking up. Like you, you killed it. You were up so late working on it too. Cause when I was finalizing the Harajuku video at 6am, I remember texting each other.

I remember texting you happy 6am and you were like, yep. Cause you were still awake on the Shinjuku one. Oh yeah. I was, I was, um, you were up a lot later because you had to get the first vlog out. And since this vlog didn't come out, I thankfully could go to bed at 7 a.m. and then wake up at 1 and continue editing the rest of the video. I hate that. It feels so bad.

I know. It was like just days straight where they all melded together. They really do. So it was a lot of intense work. And me being stupid, I wasn't editing off of I guess an SSD on my main computer.

I was editing off of a external hard drive. Which is a new external hard drive. A WD. You got Western Digital. It's a new one. And it was four and a half stars with thousands of reviews on a bunch of sites. Was it like four terabytes? Four terabytes.

The same one I have, right? Yeah. And I have four other Western Digital external hard drives that have never given me a problem. In fact, no hard drive or USB drive has ever given me a problem in my life in terms of losing data and stuff like that. And, um, so I, I, uh, I had to get some footage from Matt cause, uh, I was pretty much almost done with that vlog and I was going to work on the next one. Um, I don't want to say the names of course, cause I don't want to spoil anything. Yeah, of course. Um, and, uh, I, I took the hard drive back home and I was just going to do some more final little edits on the vlog that came out last week.

Yeah. And it wasn't recognizing the hard drive. So I was like, okay, something's up. So I tried everything. Like I tried switching the path to a new letter. I tried to first,

first of all, it wasn't partitioning the hard drive as well. So it just, it, it was, it was in a raw state and not in NTSF or whatever, whatever file formats they have. Um,

I tried to do the whole thing where you uninstall the drive, unplug it, restart your computer, plug it back in. So it reinstalls the drives that go with that. Basically everything online. And then as a last resort, I took it to Geek Squad and was like, hey, what can you do? Is there anything you can get off of it here?

He's like, no, we'd have to send it off. And it would take about two to three weeks to get it. I'm like, nope, don't have that. So my only option at that point, since all the footage on my hard drive and the project file and all the assets, everything was gone, was to literally re-edit the whole thing. And I used the rough cut I sent over the drive to you as like a thing I could look back and forth from to see where the cuts exactly happened so i had to build the whole thing again and as of recording today i have

rebuilt it but now i just need to go back and put the edits in and the music and the sound effects and i need to i need to um master the audio godspeed man dynamics processing i was up till life i was up till 5 a.m just putting those things back together because now that i knew where it had to be i wasn't just fishing through clips trying to make sense of it i knew exactly what i wanted but it was just structuring it again and uh so that's been a pain in the ass and hopefully and i'll be done with it uh in time uh for you guys to watch and I can't wait for you guys to see this one because we usually do the thing where

you know one of us will take the main work and editing something then the other will give it a pass over and swap it back and forth a couple times put both our grubby little fingers on it exactly I'm going to hand this one over so title cards and maybe some extra scenes Matt wants to add can be added.

But I am going to work probably till 5 a.m., if not later, again tonight to just really, really solidify this as where I wanted it to be. Because it was so fucking heartbreaking to know that all of that work and something that I was proud of and I was excited to be because it was so fucking heartbreaking to know that all of that work and something that I was proud of and I was excited to show all of you. It was your baby. It was my baby. You know, when you're editing something for hours and hours and hours, it becomes, you grow attached to it.

Oh, yeah. Mostly because I was telling Matt over the phone, I called him because we were texting each other. We were both upset about our own uh problems with editing the vlogs at the current time and i told them the reason this is so upsetting is because you grow attached to it because this is why we do what we do this like the reason that we like to make this stuff and we like to put it out to share with people and that's that's essentially why i do super mega that's why i do it because it feels good creating something that then you can be proud of.

And, you know, knowing it's like your baby. It's like, I made this. See if people catch all the little things. And then seeing people react. And watch them react to the big edits you put in. Exactly. Seeing people react to what you made, what you're proud of. It's like the most fulfilling feeling.

And so it was just like so disheartening. I legitimately was like choking up because I was just like all of that work was gone. And it's kind of one of those things where you have to sit back and go, yep, days and hours and hours and hours of work staying up until the sun rises. That's that was all. It wasn't all for nothing because at least I had a plan in mind in my head. It's part of the journey. But now going through it again I'm like oh I'll put this clip in and so it's actually

now that you guys have all seen it it's actually a minute or possibly a minute or two longer than it originally was. I almost choked up when I couldn't find this SD card. Like I legitimately Because it's frustrating because you want to make this shit for people. And it's like,

how? How is it gone? How is it missing? I have 30 SD cards. And they're all in the same spot. And I know which SD card it's on. It's on my 128 gig golden SD card. Which, less than a month ago, my friend Carson was in my room and we had a conversation about it. He's like,

oh yeah, I need to get one of these 128's I'm like yeah they're great and I have footage on there I need to back up it's gone since then I'm losing my fucking mind because I was so excited to edit this one specific Japan video and like maybe it'll have to come out later down the road if I find it

but like I have been tearing my room apart I have gone to the super megaplex turned it upside down I've gone to the Grumpsps office, turned it, gone through my car. It's out there. That's the thing. It's somewhere. It is somewhere. And I will find it.

Regardless, we're getting multiple episodes of Super Mega Does Japan out to you. Hopefully, I think the plan that we have and hopefully will continue to prove good on is one a week. Every weekend. Every weekend. And the unfortunate part is I don't want to give it away. But if that specific vlog can't come out, then I will say there is always a chance for more in the future. But as of right now... And maybe if we find

it after we're done with all the vlogs, like four months from now, we'll get it out then. And maybe, who knows, we'll put the unfinished one on Patreon. Because I do not want to upload an incomplete one to YouTube. But if you remember Patreon, maybe you'll get to see some of that. Hiding content away behind a paywall.

No, I just don't want to. I'm not putting an unfinished video on YouTube. Put that shit on Patreon. Let y'all enjoy it. Oh, but you'll put Ryan laughing at a Kangaroo Jack joke on your channel. No, that's funny. Which is over 500,000 views. It's the best joke in Kangaroo Jack.

It's hilarious. The funniest joke. I actually made that our main video on the homepage of our channel, and I wanted to stay there until it 500,000 views and just did. So we can trade it with the Japan video now, or we can leave it that video. Trying to think. I think the Japan video might be good. Yeah, probably a little bit better.

Let's do that. You can still go watch the Kangaroo Jack video if you want. It's pretty good. It's like 10 seconds. It's fantastic. Yeah. One of my favorite uploads we ever did. Speaking of favorites, you want to do some ad reads?

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I was like, this is too easy. They babied it down. And I was being a little bitch. But now going back to it it it's a fine game honestly like my new point of view of it is if i had to randomly battle all these pokemon again and whittle them down and sometimes kill them i know that's some like some of the the love that people had for those games but it's just kind of like it's a nice detour into like nostalgia for me where like they present it in this new way and there's new kind of

things that they mixed around but at the heart of it it's still those classic 151 Pokemon unfortunately that some of them are only exclusives in Let's Go Eevee which is stupid you can trade and get them but they're not going to be running around forcing you to make friends what if you don't have any friends like Bellsprout Bellsprout is an exclusive

to Eevee how is that why is that an exclusive that'ssprout. Bellsprout is an exclusive to Eevee. How is that? Why is that an exclusive? That's so good. But you know who's an exclusive to Let's Go Pikachu? Our favorite Pokemon. Scyther? Yep. All right.

And there's a 1% chance of him popping up on like Route 14 and 15 or something. So I have to go try to catch him. All right. Is that what you're trying to do? Yeah. Because I want to build a team. My team, basically, I want it to be Pikachu, Blastoise, Charizard, Venusaur,

and Red Gyarados. Oh, yeah, of course Red Gyarados. Just because that would... But you want to put Scyther in there, too. Oh, and Scyther, so that's six. Leading the bunch? Yeah. So that's a good amount of... I got Fire, I got's six. Leading the bunch? Yeah. So that's a good amount of...

I got Fire. I got all those. Dude, I also... That's a great team. With certain people, I didn't know this when playing it. Justin told me, so I remembered it for when I went back into the game. You can... Certain people in the Poker Centers, you can trade your, let's say, Diglett for an Alolan

version of a Diglett. Wait, really? Yeah. I for an Alolan version of a Diglett. And so like, yeah, I have like, I have an Alolan Diglett. I have an Alolan, uh, ratatat.

Is that what, is that how you pronounce it? Ratata. Ratata. Yeah. I don't know. As a kid, I was always like ratata.

Yeah. It's a rat. Like I never pronounced it. Ratatat's a, uh, electronic. Ratata. Ratata,

dude. Um, and I have oh a sand an Alolan Sandslash which means he's an ice type

I like that one which is cool and I don't know what it looks like and I need to go catch a Pikachu and force it to evolve real quick

because the main Pikachu doesn't like to evolve like in the show you know yeah and you can get an Alolan Raichu which I have no idea

what that looks like it's just it's regular Raich with like just like a tommy bahama shirt on by the way i was looking at tommy bahama like at their website because you know time bahama's kind of goofy and i was like oh they got furniture shit i forgot tommy bahama's like actually designer and it's uh they have like two thousand three thousand dollar furniture on there so if anyone wants to donate me some tommy bahama furniture i would be i'd gladly take it ecstatic i'd be very like like there was a tommy bahama bar card i really want for my kitchen because i'm trying to do a tiki theme for my kitchen trying to you know i have a massive flag hanging on the wall but says uh my margarita says i'm awesome and it says Margaritaville

and it's like a real bad like digital oil painting of a margarita on the beach with a parrot and sunset I got it at CVS and I'm trying to get like the tiki grass around the edges of the ceiling and really want to just go tiki theme with this kitchen and I really

really really would like this Tommy Bahama bar cart. It's like $3,000, so if anybody has, if your parents have one, they probably won't notice it's gone. You can go to Goodwill, get a shittier bar cart, replace it. They don't look at it. They just want the alcohol that's on it. So if you just replace it in the middle of the night, they won't notice.

You can put it in a box. You can mail it to me, and I can get this Tommy Bahama bar cart. Please, please, please, please. I'm begging you guys. Send me this $3,000 piece of furniture. can put it in a box you can mail it to me and i can get this tommy bahama bar card please please please please i'm begging you guys send me this three thousand dollar piece of furniture usually he's like hey guys send send me this game i really want send me this three thousand dollar tommy bahama bar card i remember one time i was like i was talking about don was uh don was gonna come in town i was like oh sick no no no i remember i tweeted about like how my wife's boyfriend got me a new Tommy Bahama shirt and Don replied and was like oh sick dude

I'll open mine when I come to town and then like three days later he responded oh I just realized you were joking really? cause Don loves Don is a Tommy Bahama freak dude Don loves Tommy Bahama I love Don so much I gotta get Don out here I love everyone in our

crew we got got Justin. Justin's a good boy. Let's do a big shout out real quick. Shout out to everyone who helps Super Mega. Super Mega Squad! So that's gonna be Jackson. Harrison from time to time. He's not an employee of any of us. He's not contracted. He does more than Jackson.

So Don, thank you Don. Look at all the art that you see. The art that if you're watching this on YouTube, you're looking at right now and if you don look at all you know all the art that you see the art that if you're watching this on youtube you're looking at right now and if you're looking at the podcast art on some other like spotify or something that's also done that's donathan uh all of the thumbnail art essentially is don um it's don by don justin edits all of our gameplay videos and he does a fucking stellar job he goes above and and beyond. If I were him, I'd be just a lazy fucking asshole and not do shit. Good.

You know? It's what separates the boys, you, from the men. Justin. Well, if we want to get technical about it, who can grow facial hair out of the two of us? Justin. Justin. And who's older out of the two of us? You.

Yeah, so I guess I'm more of a boy than Justin is. Okay, scientifically speaking, is Justin more of a man than me? I think so, right? Or is it because of just like his- I wonder if he grows out his facial hair, if he could pass as the same age as you. I think you should try growing it out.

I want to see him clean shaven too, though. I've always seen it kind of like- He likes that stubble. That stubble. I want to see him clean shaven too though I've always seen it kind of like He likes that stubble though I want to see it clean shaven or I want to see it grown out I haven't been clean shaven in a while You did it by accident while I had my mustache Which was very ironic Just like by accident

Every time I go clean shaven It's always an accident Because I'll just put on the wrong Razor head So it'll be a lot shorter Every time I go clean shaven, it's always an accident because I'll just like put on the wrong like razor head. Yeah. Razor heads. So it'll be. You look so weird. Not like you look fine. It's just I'm not used to it. I'm like, whoa. Whenever the baby face comes. Yeah. Usually it's all covered. I wonder what I would look like if I had like real nice face where like a beard and a mustache.

Not one that looks photoshopped on or is put on with the face app, but something that actually looks like your hair color. I mean, if I had never shaved once from the time I had puberty, I could have a big beard by now, probably, right? Like probably by now, something. I could have the mustache, the beard. I had the mustache at one point. I cheated. You know, I used Rogaine to help grow it out.

And then I had to dye it. Yep. There it is. The dye part. I think the dye part is the. Well, it was blonde. You couldn't see it. Like the hair was there. It was just blonde. So I had to dye it. And then when I dyed it, I was like, all right, this is real part. I think the dye part is the... Well, it was blonde. You couldn't see it. Like, the hair was there.

It was just blonde. So I had to dye it. And then when I dyed it, I was like, all right, this is real hair. Like, the hair is here. The color might be fake, but it's here. Yes. So it was a real mustache. There was actual...

You were able to grow a mustache. I was, with the help of my friend Rogaine. God, I wish you would grow mutton chops. Part of me just wants to make the mustache my look for 2020. Just always have the mustache. Do it. Whole year. Because my sister did not like it.

No? Did your mom like it? No one in my family liked it. My mom was like, so I saw this picture. What are you doing with that? Is that for a video? I was like, no, I'm just trying to grow a mustache. And my mom's the exact opposite.

Whether she'd be like, I wish you'd cut your hair. She says instead, it's like, why don't you wear it down? And I'm like, everybody says that. And I'm like, cause I like it. You saw the comments on the Harajuku video. Yeah. You, you, you texted me and you were like, look at the top comments of the Harajuku video. Cause you know how self-conscious I am all the time.

So I was like, Ryan, go look at these. And I, and I did. And you guys are all very, uh, viciously nice. Vicious. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. Viciously nice. They are some rhyming-y stans out there.

We're in it down right now. It looks great. You can't see it. Ha ha. I can see it, though. I'm getting an eyeful right now. I'm getting some candy to my eyes. I love seeing this.

Yeah. It's long. I don't know. It's really fucking long. I just like my hair up. Oh, my God. It's very long now. Look at that.

Holy shit. I didn't realize. Because it kind of scrunches up at the bottom and like curls a little bit but when it's i want to see your hair straightened i want to see your hair straightened dude it's like almost down to my nip well we were talking the other day me and harrison jackson we were saying like how harrison was like he has no idea how blessed he is to have that hair. Speaking out of like jealousy and gritting his teeth. Ryan, look at my hair, dude. What about it?

It's hair. It's thin. It's not the best hairline. And at 26, I'll be bald. You have the most thick, luscious, God, the curves and the flow. Like I got a fucking hair. That's why my mom says,

she's like, well, if you're going to have long hair, what's the use in having long hair if you don't show it off? Exactly, dude. And I was Like, I gotta fucking... That's a part of... That's why my mom says she's like, well, if you're gonna have long hair, what's the use in having long hair if you don't show it off? Exactly, dude. And I was like, I do show it off, because people with short hair can't have a man bun. I like my bun. But you're hiding it in the little buns. I don't like my ponytail, but I like my bun.

I like my bun. Well, at the end of the day, it's about what you like. I need to cut my hair, because I like to shorter... Because my bun gets a little... Dude, I think it looked the best... ...on the longer side. I was watching an episode when it was like shoulder length. Yeah, shoulder length is what...

Because right now it's way past my shoulders. It's like almost nips. You should let it down once it's at shoulder length. Just try to thin it out, let it down. Yeah. Put a little pomade in your hands. Until whoever cuts it, I'm like, hey, I'm going to try wearing it down. So style it to fit that.

Because I can always put it up if I don't like it down. But you can put a little like pomade. I use Layrite cement. That might be a little too thick for your hair. I got thin hair, so I gotta use something thick. But you could get a little volume up in the front and have it kind of go around like real male model looking.

It's almost, you said it last night, you were over at my place and you were like, imagine if I took care of myself. That's too dangerous, dude. Imagine if I went to the gym, if I worked out, if I ate right, if I just paid attention to just my hygiene in general. Imagine what a difference that would make. But no, I like being abusive to my body. You wouldn't be Ryan McGee.

Yes, you would. I've always wondered. I've had this in the back of my head. I'm like, I feel like one day there'll be a Ryan Renaissance. Or like, I'll just change and do everything good for myself. Yeah, and you'll be like this fucking Fabio-esque hunk.

Which, I mean, you already are incredible looking now and not fat, by the way. Well, again, on many occasions, I never said fat in this conversation. No, I'm said fat in this conversation. No, I'm just saying in general because I know you think that. So I was just saying you're not fat by any means.

Thanks. Not at all. Okay. When you call yourself fat, it makes me laugh actually. Why? Because you're not fat. I'm tubby. No.

I'm that like pear shape. No, you're not. No, you're not. My side comes a little farther out than up here. Remember in Nashville? That's like pear shape. No, you're not pear. My side comes a little farther out than up here. Remember at Nashville? That's a pear shape. Remember at Nashville we saw that woman that was built like the Liberty Bell? That was pear shape. Sorry.

The reason it's so funny is because she was literally built like a Mike Wazowski. I'd never seen it. Like if Mike Wazowski was shaped like the Liberty Bell. We were in a gas station parking lot and I slicked around. And it wasn't really because she was fat. It was because she had like a bizarre body shape. Yeah. It was just odd.

I was like, Ryan, she built like the Liberty Bell over there. And he looked and like lost it. She was though. Like, and I'm not saying it was unattractive or anything. I'm just saying it was a statement. It was an observation. The reason it's so funny is because it's like, who's that Pokemon? And you know how she shows the silhouette? She was the silhouette of the Liberty Bell. It was a statement. It was an observation. The reason it's so funny is because it's like, who's that Pokemon? You know how she shows the silhouette?

She was the silhouette of the Liberty Bell. It was weird. Like, just the curves and everything. Yeah. I didn't understand. Like, her... Basically, her legs were so thin. Her head was so far down that...

Did you ever see Spider-Verse, by the way? No, I didn't. Well, there's... I can't... Well, Kingpin in it... Do you know what Gru is in Despicable Me yes you know his head

comes below his the top of his torso yeah that's kind of like what she had and I've never seen that in real life

I've only seen it with cartoon characters I think that's why it was so jarring because it looks cartoon-esque because the legs were so thin and long

it was like but then the body and the head like the torso the arms were pretty long too. It was like a spore character. Yeah. This poor lady.

We're just roasting this random poor lady. Yeah, let's make ourselves feel better. No one knows who she is. I don't even know who she is. Yeah.

But to the Liberty Bell lady out there, Godspeed. It's very interesting. That was the most interesting. I was just perplexed by it. I was fascinated. I've just never seen anything like that.

I was like, whoa. It was kind of like the episode of Doodle Bob where it was like, that looked like someone's drawing of themselves come to life. Also, she didn't, let me preface this, she didn't have any sort of disability or anything.

No, no, no. So it wasn't because of that. Again, she wasn't even fat. No, she was just interestingly put together. Yeah. It might have been the clothes weren't helping out. I don't because of that. Again, she wasn't even fat. No, she was just interestingly put together. It might have been the clothes weren't helping out. I don't know, dude. She could have been sitting like slouched for a long part of her life. Because you know old people as they get older.

Because she wasn't old. But if you look at older people, their neck and head starts to crane down and their arched back usually rises above their head. Yeah. But it was already doing that with her except she was also standing upright at the same time. So she wasn't slouched, but her head was still below her torso. Dude, you bring it up and I picture her walking.

I see it perfectly, dude. It was so strange. It's like a second life character. I didn't understand it. Is this wishful thinking? Like, am I mad? Was she driving a PT Cruiser? I don't know.

Or is that just my mind wanting to take even fights? Where were we when we saw her? We were in Nashville. Were we going to a restroom? We were going to go get some hot chicken. Remember? We were at that gas station. The wind was blowing hard.

I just met up with you guys. And then I saw it. I saw her face. Now I'm a believer. Without a trace or Liberty Bell. In my mind. I'm in love. I'm a believer.

I couldn't leave her if I tried. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer. I know it's at the end of the podcast. We just start. It's like, all right, well, there's no more conversation to be had. We're just singing at this point. So, yeah know it's at the end of the podcast we just start it's like alright well there's no more conversation to be had

we're just singing at this point so yeah it's all for this one check out iTunes Spotify if you ever upload it and

yes go go see our Japan vlogs they're pretty pretty we worked hard on them go watch our new videos we did

like we we just we fucking I worked 21 hours straight on one of them. I did not sleep. And go to, go check out our Patreon for some bonus stuff,

some behind the scenes, some sneak peeks and stuff. When we post on there, we post maybe like extra bits. Office updates, little bits. Little behind the scenes clips. Little playlists. I'll put a Spotify playlist on there every now and then. Behind the scenes nips. Some nips, yeah. People were mad that I censored your balls and ass in a Patreon video.

It wasn't my dick. It was just my balls. It was your balls and your ass. Can I just spread my ass? No, well, it was from the E3 video where you were the Jesus character in front of the green screen. And you took your underwear off and you pulled the robe up and dropped it low. So my balls came down. Your balls, your little peaches were hanging down.

And people are like, I'm not paying $5 a month to have this censored. It's like, what, you want us to legitimately put Ryan's balls on Patreon and his asshole? No, there's people under 18 on this page. I'm not going to fucking actually put Ryan's balls. We don't want to have an 18 plus Patreon page. Because that would make less money. Only I get to see Ryan's to see because we're men yeah and i do like i talk about equality i know sex is yep how come bell bella delphine gets to

make billions of dollars off of her off of her no nip showing ass and we get and we show nips in our videos and we still don don't get that moolah. This is why I need it in the rights. That Bella Delphine bathwater moolah. Got that gamer bathwater moolah. We do, we do. I saw people actually trying to figure out where they could buy it. They were calling that number because you used a fucking real number?

I didn't mean to. Well, at the end of that video, I just put a random number, and then I forgot to check it. So don't call that number because someone said it took them to a scam so don't call the number at the end of the gamer bath well I don't know what number that is I just did I was late at night I wasn't thinking I just put it in there without checking if it was a real number first apparently it is 1-800-GAMER-BATH that's why they have the 555 rule in movies and shit and there are real numbers with 555 huh there are real 555 numbers, and also a lot of studios buy the numbers, so they'll put like, if they put a number. We ain't rich, Ryan!

We can buy a number. It's probably like two cents. You know how many numbers there are? You gotta pay for it monthly, I bet. Ugh. Yeah, so. You know how many numbers there are? A lot. There's infinite numbers. Yeah, so why the fuck would we have to pay so much? Well, just don't get scammed, guys. Be careful. Yeah. Anyway, we'll see you

on next week's episode on 153 bye bye everyone