supermegashow - EP 153 - Cha Cha Hour (ft. Freddie Dredd)

Episode Date: August 5, 2019

We're joined by special guest Freddie Dredd for some talk about church softball, god father abilities, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. And now for our feature presentation. What's up, ladies and gentlemen? Nice. That was a good opening. I liked it. What's up? I wasn't trying to say it.

What's up, boys and girls? I was just saying what's up. We're back. I was just like, what's up, guys? Trying to be all cool. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Super Mega Cast. This is episode 153.

153? Episode 153, the Super Mega Cast. You're what? It is 153. I guess. I don't know. Ryan and I have both been busy. He's been out of town.

I've been slapping my dick around in my bedroom. We haven't been doing much. But we haven't recorded in a hot minute, so I forgot what episode this is. Don't hit the light fixture behind you. Sorry, I smacked my hand on something. Did it hurt? Are you okay? It did a little bit. Well, we are not just alone in this episode.

Are you okay? Yeah, I was just trying to move it. Is it moved? I'm trying to introduce our guest. Sorry, I was just trying to move the light fixture, so I didn't hit my hand on it again. Go ahead. Oh, okay. You might trying to move the light fixture, so I hit my hand on it again. Let's go ahead. Oh, okay. You might want to move it a little more, actually. A little more?

Yeah, just a little more. Yeah, I might hit that again. There you go. Can I lean it against the wall? No, I don't know. I don't want to break this. This is that type of light bulb that you break. We're almost...

You know the light bulbs, if you break it, it's like poisonous to breathe in? It also hurts if it gets in your eyes. Yeah, because it's like microscopic pieces of glass. Fun fact. I'm just going to set it here. Here, actually, I'll move my chair a little bit. Okay. I'm in the safety zone. Okay. Okay. Well, we have a special

guest with us here today, tonight, because we are recording at like 11 something. What is it? 11.05 p.m. currently. And we still have another podcast to record after this. Fuck yeah. But we are very excited as you can tell in our in our jubilant voices um that we have a wonderful wonderful guest and we're so excited for this guest because he's so fantastic and because he's fantastic we're

excited to announce that we have a guest that we're both excited to have on the podcast because he's so cool which makes us excited to have him on the podcast can you please introduce yourself uh yeah i'm freddie dread i'm on the podcast um i'm fantastic that was good all right he's clapping for himself yeah he actually started the clapping it wasn't even but uh this is this is freddie dread you might know him know him. He's a rapist with two Ps. He does the rap music. He's big on, you might know him from TikTok. Do you not want me to bring up the TikTok thing?

No, we can talk about TikTok. I can talk about TikTok? Yeah. Pretty big on TikTok from people using your, damn, son, these bitches want some. You guys know that song. That's this guy's song, Freddie Dredd. Apparently the TikTok is the new Vine. It is.

TikTok is fucking massive. In fact, I believe Blonde Boys has over 2 million TikToks of it. So look at that. Being a user of TikTok, I have seen that. And when you told me it was you, I was blown away. Yeah, he's seen a bunch and had no idea it was us. Really? He's like, I have atock and it's the blonde boys

It's like how's that goes? We're blonde boys. Well blonde boys do say what the fuck? I did not know that I I had tick-tock for about two days on my phone because a Lot of people I knew had it and they're like, oh this is the this is the new shit So I downloaded it. Did you delete it? I did after about two days I couldn't find a lot of entertainment in it Which is weird cuz like I feel like I would. I like watching TikTok cringe compilations on YouTube. That's what it's mostly best for.

But it's actually it's turning into the new Vine, like you said. Yeah, because people are putting like memes on there and they're finding ways to upload them. Like, you know, remember that point in Vine where people just figured out how to like put clips that they download onto Vine instead of just have because most all of it was just people recording themselves you had to record it and then people found a way to put it on the app like memes and stuff and that's where you got the reaction memes making a big surge i guess the same thing is happening now on tiktok yeah also like tiktok was musically at one point was it was it the same app yeah it's the same oh so musically is tiktok TikTok. Okay. I thought they were two separate things and TikTok kind of just musically out of the corner. This might be completely wrong and I might have heard this from a bullshit source, but I'm almost certain wasn't, didn't like a, isn't it China? Doesn't China own TikTok?

Didn't they come and buy Musically and it's like a Chinese? Oh, that's why you don't want to make an account. Yeah. I don't want them to. You're going to steal your information. That's why I didn't get the new, the FaceApp thing. I mean, the Facebook is already done. Twitter is already done

absolutely any social media site nobody's safe you might as well just sign up for everything you're already fucked they already have your face scanned in a million

different systems you might as well just get TikTok well because people put us in the we were talking I can't remember if we talked about it

in person or on a let's play or in the podcast but you know those aging the aging feature yeah the face app you know how people can do a whole bunch

of shit and people are like, oh, they're doing that so they can get algorithms of you when you look older just because they're creepy. You know who made face app, right? Who? Russia. Of course. And yeah. But like, so usually people would have a choice whether to have their face in it or not.

You and I do not have that choice. We did not. We didn't have that choice. Did you use it? No. I didn't use it because I was like, I'm not downloading that. I don't want my face in that. And I was like, oh, luckily 500 preteens have already put my face through this algorithm.

More than most people's faces in it. We're probably one of the top ones. Yeah. At least in the top thousand. In the top thousand, yeah. I saw a lot of them. So luckily in terms of Russia's facial recognition program, you and I are in there pretty – they know our faces pretty well from a wide variety of our age differences, like pictures of me when I was 19, pictures of me when I'm 23.

So they really kind of got the full scope in there. So thank you guys for helping Russia learn our faces a little bit better. Very excited for that. They'll help them for when we visit. They'll know exactly where we are. They'll always be able to locate us. It's freaky, man. Don't they have the rights to use your face? Isn't that part

of the contract? What if you go to Russia and you just see both of your faces? We didn't give them the rights to use our face. Other people gave them the rights to use our face. So thank you, guys. Thank you for signing away our rights to Russia. I actually, the Chinese facial recognition thing, have you seen that before? Yeah, it's

the one that they use in schools and on the streets and stuff. And I saw the big hong kong the streets of hong kong right now they got uh the protesters using like lasers to like block it so they'd like shining all the cameras it's terrifying though i saw a video where it was like a street in china and they were just recognizing everyone everyone had like a profile that would come up like with their name and like wasn't it like 7.5 million people were protesting recently, which is like. Yeah, the Hong Kong shit's insane. Is that around 50% of the population in that area?

Of Hong Kong? Yeah. Maybe. I mean, Hong Kong is like, one thing that's cool about Hong Kong is they're like really, they've always been really like politically, they always, a lot of activism. Because they can.

Yeah, they can. And that's why they're doing it so hard right now, because they're about to maybe not be able to. Yeah. If you guys haven't read about the Hong Kong shit, go look that up. It's pretty fascinating. You said 7.5 million. I think it was. I think I saw something that said it was 7.5 million people were protesting in the streets of Hong Kong.

That's amazing. The police were like paying gang members to like beat the shit out of people and stuff. Like just put masks on and. Wait, really? Beat protesters up. Yeah. Sounds like you're watching too much CNN, Matthew. Sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's crazy though. I really want to go to Hong Kong. It's like one of the places I've always wanted to visit. Would you protest in Hong Kong? I wouldn't. Probably not.

I don't want to get beat up by Hong Kong gangsters. And also, you know, I don't feel like it's my place to. I don't know. Yeah. You don't want to be called the white savior. Exactly. Exactly. Because as soon as you'd show up, they'd all like get behind you.

Like you were like that day on the Great Wall. Yeah. And then they would, you know, I can make my Facebook profile picture me with a bunch of Hong Kong children because I'm helping them out. You'll have like an AK-47 held up in one hand. Leading the revolution. So, Freddie. Yes.

Tell me something. You're from Canada, right? Yeah. Cool. Anyways. Anyway. So, why? Yeah, Canada.

Wait a second. Are you in tune with what's going on in Canada? Absolutely not. No. You don't know about hashtag Canada manhunt? It's a really fun game of manhunt that's been going on. Oh, is it those two guys?

Yeah. I have heard about that. They murdered two people, one from Alaska. They're suspects of a couple being murdered and they have been charged with an older man.

He was a botanist. They're charged with his murder. I did hear about it. He's on the run. I heard that they're making their way to Ontario. They're in like Saskatchewan or some shit. Yeah, we like nobody knows and like people are just assuming because they've been searching kind of like the same town in Gilliam

which is apparently just kind of like bumfuck nowhere and if you go any farther. Most of Canada is bumfuck nowhere. And if you go any farther east, you're fucked. Most of Canada is bumfuck nowhere. Yeah, look at it on a map. It's like, besides the cities, it just turns into wilderness. The borders are just like squares. They're like, yeah, fuck all this area.

It's whatever. There hasn't been a sighting since last Monday of the boys. So they're either dead in the wilderness or really good at hiding. They brought in uh local law enforcement rcmp which is like canada fbi and they got help from air force huh the rcmp or the guy those are the mounties yeah yeah oh shit they have like they have national jurisdiction right yeah yeah i heard i've read something that they're taking the military like the military was involved but now they're not well they the military lended them an aircraft to use, and then they took it back.

I gotta say, it might not be that hard to hide in Canada. There's so much fucking just nothingness. All you have to do is walk until you die, and then your remains will never be found. And you don't get charged ever, or you don't get convicted. You'll be eaten by bears, and no one will know the truth of why you slaughtered innocent people. I hope that doesn't happen though. I hope they catch them and make a Netflix documentary about it. Making two murderers.

Making two murderers. I never saw the season two of that show. I think it's better than the first season because it focuses on someone who might actually legitimately be innocent instead of a disgusting human being who has made death threats to people from jail and burned his cat alive at a young age. Even if he didn't kill her, it's like, well, the dude threw a cat

into a bonfire. It's hard to feel a little bit of sympathy. I didn't do it. Remember early Super Mega? We would always joke about that. And we'd always joke about that woman, like his mom in the documentary. She's the, you might need to watch it. Okay.

So Freddie, the mom is this. She's fine, dude. She's fucking fine. She pretty much doesn't have teeth. And she like constantly does this. And she like blinks around. Like when you're looking at her i don't this isn't me trying to bully her but you know when you look at a chicken you're like

you're thinking something but who knows what you're thinking who knows what's going on that's kind of what the vibe i get from her so there was nothing going on it's just her talking she reminds me of like an like honestly the best best, like, kind of like an annoying orange character, like a wrinkled old grapefruit. Yeah. If it was on the annoying orange and they put like, like a woman's face on it. I don't know. I don't know.

Steven didn't do it. I don't know. All I know is he didn't do it. We used to sit on the couch and watch it late at night in our old apartment. I remember every time she'd come on the screen, you and I would just make those sounds because she just, she just like radiates that energy. But the, like, so you and I would just make those sounds because she just like radiates that energy. But like you and I were wrapped in. Did you ever see it

Freddie? No I never saw it. Making a Murder right? Yeah. No I never saw it. Do you have Netflix? Yeah. What do you mostly watch? Oh it's well I remember there's a plug-in you can buy where you can get like everything. Well I don't know if you can still do it. It's like a VPN. You can just go on to something. But like what's canadian netflix known for it's friends

seinfeld no no we don't have seinfeld the office we have the office is michael scott no it's basically like the same shit i'm just pretty sure we have like less ah um like what i mostly watch on it is the last six seasons of Family Guy. I don't really watch it. I just repeat it over and over. Because there's nothing else on that shit. There's nothing else on Family Guy? There's nothing else.

On the last six seasons of Family Guy? No, no, Netflix. But also there's nothing on the last six seasons. Oh, okay. I thought you were like, nobody can touch the last six seasons of Family Guy. Debatably the worst season of Family Guy. From one Family Guy connoisseur to another, I can say the last. Fred, you got all the seasons of Family Guy on there.

Why are you watching the last six? No, this is just the last six. You don't have the full thing? No, dude, this is just the last six. Oh, no, we don't have it on Netflix here. It's on Hulu. Yeah. It's every episode.

We have friends, though. I've never seen it. We have friends though. I've never seen it. I've never seen Riverdale. Oh, Riverdale seems awful. Harrison has been watching it non-stop and it's horrible. It seems ridiculous. The whole show, you know like in a two-parter episode there's like a little quick

part to show the first part of the episode. The whole show seems like the quick part of the previous episode that's the whole episode so they're recapping and then like then they'll introduce like a plot twist at the end then you're like what but then they'll recap in the next episode up to that plot twist and then another twist or something will happen the whole episode is a recap that's what i feel like i'm watching i walked into harrison watching it and i was like oh and i watched probably five minutes

and i was like the fuck is this it was so bad minutes and I was like, what the fuck is this? It was so bad. It was horrible. And I couldn't get over it. It was just fucking, it's Cole Sprouse. Yeah. From Suite Life. Which one was he, Zach or Cody?

I honestly couldn't tell you, man. Dude, I can't remember. The one that didn't get pussy. In the show? Did they get pussy in Suite Life? Oh, yes. He was the smart one, but which one? Was he Zach or was he Cody?

That's what we're trying to. Cody, I think. Zach seems like a cooler name. Is Zach the dick one? Yeah. The one that's like, lady. With the pee-pee? And if he ever got a kiss from Ashley Tisdale, that would be statutory rape?

Yes. In that show? Not in real life. By law. If he did get a kiss in real life, it would be totally fucking awesome. But in the show, it would have been... Now since they're older. Yeah, he can kiss her all he wants now.

Or she can kiss him all she wants now. She was fine, dude. When I was a kid, I had a big old crush on her. I actually have a question that I wanted to pose to both of you. I was on YouTube and I was just going through certain things and I was looking up just past Oscar videos. And I looked up last year's winners, like 2014 winners, because they have Oscars on um they have their own channel and

they have past clips uh they all had comments and i would like going through the comment section of like past awards sound engineering all this other stuff and then i uh i came across uh the year roman polanski won best director and the comments were uh were disabled and i'm just wondering did something happen with roman polanski i don't so. I'm not sure about that one. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs

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He was getting mean comments because of his last name sounds funny. So they're like, let's turn him off so he doesn't feel bad about it. Yeah. You know. Okay. Cool. Just making sure. Because I thought it was weird that I checked multiple other videos on the Oscars YouTube

channel and all of those comments were able. They were very able. They were very, very able. They were there. But Roman Polanski was disabled. I bet it was because people were bullying because he was like short or something. Yeah, dude. That's gotta be it.

He's short, man. Maybe he likes short people. Short looking people. He was in the new Tarantino movie or someone portraying him, which we all saw. Yes. Fantastic movie. I really liked it. I've seen it twice so far and I would love to own it when it comes out.

I had a horrible time watching it, but I love the movie. It was a good time. Freddie was having like a panic attack next to me. it comes out. I had a horrible time watching it, but I loved the movie. It was a good time. Freddie was having a panic attack next to me. Just halfway through the movie, he was like... I had to do everything. I had to piss so bad. I had to shit because I ate a hot dog. But you don't want to miss the movie.

No, yeah. I had to sit there and it just all hit me at once. No, dude. You had to shit so bad. My shit after was so horrible. It was the worst smelling thing I've ever had. The final scene, he leaned over and he was like, Dude, I have to shit so bad. The worst I've ever had. The final scene he leaned over and he's like dude I have to shit so bad

like the worst I've ever had to shit but I can't get up and miss this. I could just see him in his seat just kind of like squirming and he was like breathing all heavy and shit I was like oh man poor Frank. I thought you were actually about to like puke because you had to shit so bad. I thought I was going to puke. I was scared. You know how I feel about puke. Yeah.

I have emetophobia, the fear of vomit. And one of the things that scares me the most is a situation like being in a movie theater next to someone that vomits because it's dark, it's unexpected.

The smell travels quickly. You know, it's crowded. I don't have a lot of room to get up and move around. I feel like I have full control over my vomit. Like if I have to vomit or if I feel like

I have to vomit, I can just not do it. But if I want to do it, you just say watermelon, right? You're like watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. Is that a thing? It just fucking goes. If you vomit. I can just not do it. But if I want to do it, it's just- You just say watermelon, right? You're like, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. Is that a thing? It just fucking goes. I can't remember.

It's like if you have to sneeze, you're like, watermelon, watermelon. Ah, I didn't sneeze. It's one of those things from middle school. I remember that shit. One of them was like- Well, obviously not because you just said you didn't remember. No, I remember that type of thing. Are you a liar?

I'm not lying. I don't have control over the – well, I do – I think there's like a point with my body where it's like – there's a point up to – there's like a threshold where it's like I might vomit and I'm able to control it. And there's a point when I hit that, I'm like, nope, here it comes. But at that point, when you're past that point, you're like, just get it out. Just – let's just spew. Because there are two different types of vomit. There's the type of vomit where you are relieved that you are finally vomiting. And, and there's the type where you don't want it to happen and you're just trying to hold it in.

No, no, no, no, no. Because I feel like when, like, if I'm, like, super drunk or if I'm, like, honestly, if I'm really full and I ate too much. If, like, I happen to throw up, I'm like, thank God. It full and I ate too much if like I happen to throw up I'm like thank god thank you lord I wouldn't even have to throw up sometimes but if I look at a toilet when I'm fucked up it's just like instinct it just comes out

it's like the bell if I've had too much to drink and I need to make myself do the dirty I just get down by that bowl I look into the toilet bowl i take in the scent boom the other day i was i was i was fucked up i was like dizzy and i had to take a pee but i looked at the toilet and then the lighting i felt like i was in a movie the lighting was like shining down on me there's like a shadow i looked at the toilet and i felt like

the toilet was looking back at me that might be alcohol poisoning that sounds that doesn't sound like and i was like this is this is meant to be and i just projectile vomited standing up and i got it like perfectly in the toilet you better beautiful that was in my toilet so like as you were vomiting were you kind of like aiming it and you're like oh this is cool you know how like sometimes when you're pissing you play with the stream to be like to be like yeah how much can i play can i play with the stream until like it would not splash it reaches like a like a mathematical point where it's like, uh-oh. That's on the toilet bowl.

Like the one where you stand back, you keep taking a step back when you're peeing, and then you have to rush? Yeah, because when you stop peeing, it's real exponentially fast, where the stream goes whoop, and you're like, oh, I've got to rush back. You ever do that in a public bathroom? No. Yes. Yeah.

Where it's like, you're at the the urinal there's no one else in there and you're like it's like a step back you're like damn that's a that's a good thrill it's like i take one more step back and then a little 360 next thing you do a 360 fast enough like like the piss doesn't even you find out there's someone waiting behind you oh shit no i remember i was in a year i was in a bathroom once i was in a urinal i I was in a urinal. I was inside of the urinal. One time. And I think I was in New Mexico. And I was in a gas station bathroom.

And it was like 10 o'clock at night. And I'm like, there's no one around here. It's the perfect time to try the old take a couple steps back from the urinal. See how far that stream can go. So I'm taking steps back. The piss arc routine. Yeah, the piss arc routine. And I'm like, okay, okay.

And I'm like, one more step. And the exhilaration was like so much serotonin in my brain. I'm like, what if I took one more step back? I take one more step back. And I'm feeling like levels of excitement and thrill I've never experienced. And I'm by myself in this bathroom and I'm like,

what if I can get my back on the wall? And I go. And I get my fucking back on the wall and someone walks in, I hear the door and I just fucking book it back to the urinal and I got pissed all over myself. Shit. You know, you were just talking about like that excitement that you got. Back in the day, a grown man would have to go out barely like, like barely clothed and kill a giant

elephant with huge tusks known as a woolly mammoth with a spear to get that rush. That's true. And now look how simple it is. I can just take a few steps back from the urn. Yeah exactly. I can watch my golden my golden arc the golden arch. The golden arch. Yeah. Okay how about that the golden arch. See that

tied it back to one of the biggest corporations in the world McDonald's. Piss. the golden arches yeah that's that's how our brains work that was good i like that a lot freddie you have any commentary to add to that to the to the if your piss is golden that means that you're uh dehydrated i'll be honest my my piss is usually very yellow and every time i drink more i'm like fuck i gotta drink more water you do need to drink more water matt goes on kicks every now and then. I'm not sure what kick he's in. You've been hanging out with him a lot recently,

so maybe you can clue me in. He's not a good person to ask, because I do have to say, you know my nutrition habits. Freddie's a little... I'm not asking him to judge you. Your nutrition habits are worse? You're not a very healthy man. I am so unhealthy.

We're gonna get in this debate. I can't wait to see who's more unhealthy Speaking of unhealthy would you like another beer Freddy Yeah we don't have to hide the fact that we're drinking Oh really No no no There you go Continue

You were gonna start some debate There was going to be a debate But I had a question that I have now forgotten So we can just get into the debate It wasreddy's pee being yellow and you were like my pee's talking about who's more unhealthy and i was like i think freddy might you know how unhealthy i am you said i get on diet you get on i get on some kind of kick he gets on a kick where he'll carry around like a huge fucking jug of water and he he's really good about drinking water like every day you've done that twice because there is the first time you

did it and then the second time you did it you no no you did it the first time which got me to want to get a big job right i did right i had then you did it the second time for like a few days you carried around just kind of like a just i can't i think you just carried around a gallon of whatever like just like a milk carton or some shit that wasn't water dude i was gasoline i was i was huffing you did have the broth phase as well i had the broth phase has basically what i'm asking is my boy been been doing good with water has does he carry around a jug does no honestly this these past two weeks we just strictly been drinking beer okay yeah and actually it's probably not it's probably not the best well

i've been i've cut back on the liquor ryan beer and wine beer and wine i Beer and wine. I've never seen you drink liquor. See? See? Healthier. Actually, we went to that... It was an Armenian grocery store. Do you remember that? It was like three days I was here. Was it just a grocery store in Glendale? Or was it actually an Armenian grocery store? Anyways, we went through the liquor aisle.

I wanted to buy Hennessy and Grey Goose. And this guy's like, no. He's like, no. actually an armenian grocery store anyways we went through like the liquor aisle and i wanted to buy like hennessey and like gray goose and this guy's like no disgusting he's like no i'm done on liquor you you can't you can't just put down some captain morgan nothing like you just saying that made me feel nauseous i i just i was just like i i want to cut back on liquor i don't i'll still drink a lot of beer a little bit of wine wine. A little bit. But it's like liquor is... A good movie pour. Yes, a good movie pour. Liquor was making me feel too bad. I'm like, I don't know

if it's because I'm getting a little bit older and I'm creeping towards 24 and now I... You've matured. You're becoming a man. I'm becoming, I'm blossoming into a man. A mature man who knows his limits when drinking. You're not a child anymore. You've seen it, Ryan. You know I know my limits. Being here has been dangerous because we'll be in my room and we'll be editing something

and he'll be like, you want one more beer? I'll be like, yeah, just one more. And then we'll split it. And then five minutes later, he's like, you want one more? I'm like, just one more. And then I wake up and I'm like, ah, fuck. But Freddy is more unhealthy than me. Does he eat more candy than you?

Yes. Yes, he does. He offered me candy today. I said no. Really? He said you want a Starburst. I offer candy every day. I always have Starbursts.

There's literally two Starbursts next to him on the couch right now. There's two pinks. Is pink your favorite Starburst? Yes. It could either have been your favorite or least favorite because you might have saved those for the last. These are my favorite. America's got, we don't have this in Canada.

We have just like the Starbursts where it's all like different colors and stuff but America has like the one it's like a thing of Starburst but it's only red and pink wait usually our packaging is all the colors orange yellow you can get ones that's just red and pink yeah I found like when there's they have the shitty blue packs of the Skittles

does anybody like those blue packs I used to I'm not a big fan that they just remind me of road trips because that's always why I get the gas station on a road trip it's kind of like they asked kroger hey could you make what you would make if you had to copy us but we couldn't be allowed to sue you into a candy and they're like sure and then they just put skittles blue they're like okay this is i i just don't like that flavor i like green the sour skittles oh those are good yeah my favorite those favorite the shit that they have on it I just suck on them

it's like no other sour candy out there like you know like sour keys or like sour patch kids the shit that they put they're like keys they look like keys but they have like sour stuff I don't think we have those here you definitely do we do not have sour keys

have you ever heard of sour keys, Ryan? No. Never heard of sour keys. Are they shaped like keys? They're shaped like keys. We don't have those. I promise we don't have those in America. Wow.

Unlocking a door. Yeah. Okay. No, but they're like big. They're like for like an old door or some shit. They're ginormous. We do not have. We don't have sour keys, dude.

We have sweet wrenches. Yeah, we have sweet wrenches. Got bitter screws fucking like freddy's actually been reminding me to drink water which says something um but i do need to drink water i'm just bad about drinking water i don't know why like i'm just i'm just not apt to drink i'm not good at it it's it's not hard it's it's not a skill i've mastered yet it's not like you're eating something you don't want to eat. Everyone craves water, right? I mean, we all went through

a stage as a kid where you're like, I don't like water. I'd rather have Coke. I don't think I ever grew out of that. I feel like I'm still in that. I've always loved water. Water's always been one of my favorite drinks. I do love water, but I... With like ice in it. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and I was thirsty and I'm like, I'm gonna go to the kitchen and get some water. And then I remembered I had a Sprite in the middle of the night last night and I was thirsty and I'm like I'm going to go to the kitchen and get some water

and then I remembered I had a Sprite in the fridge from dinner that I got a drive through McDonald's Sprite and I only had a couple sips I put in the fridge that is really good that's a good soft drink if you like order McDonald's

and you have that styrofoam not styrofoam, but plastic, whatever, cup, paper cup they have, just the ice they have in it, if you can put that in your fridge and you don't need to age it, but it's just like, just in that cup is one of the best experiences. It's like a wine, you know? It's like an aged wine, where I honestly do think that if you have a cup of Sprite, you let it become a little bit flat,

cool off in the fridge for a couple hours, maybe even a whole day. That's starting to push it. But a day is when, you know, like, I'd say probably six, seven, eight hours is the peak. You take that out, you take a sip, it's fucking good. It's better than when you get it straight from the,

like, the tap. Like, it's actually, I know people are going to be like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's disgusting. I guarantee there'll be people in the comments that like know exactly what we're talking about you're on a road trip you got some sprite you fall asleep you wake up four hours later uh you take a sip of that it's gone a little bit flat it's a little lukewarm it's not bad other sodas no but sprite yes sprite sprite does it my favorite thing to get at the movies in terms of just quenching my thirst is I'll always change the snack.

I always go for the same drink, which will be a Coke Icy, which is just like you get the drink. I like the taste of Coke, but there's something about an Icy where it makes my brain go, you're not drinking something, so you don't have to pee. it makes my brain go you're not drinking something so you don't have to pee so like i'm i'm confident that i won't have to pee while watching a movie if i just have a coke icy even though it is just a form of water it's like cold fluffy or a liquid do you have coke in canada yeah what's an icy what right now with the polar bear with the red shirt you have icies in canada maybe does he have a red shirt i see that little smirk on his face. He's lying. No, I'm just laughing.

What is an Icy's? Do you know what a slushie is? Yeah. It's not a slushie though. It's not. It's different. You really don't have Icy's in Canada? If it's like a slushie, then yeah.

No, no, no. It's a brand of slushie. The thing is slushie usually is kind of like they'll have thicker chunks of ice sometimes in there or like the worst you can get and a lot of people like them are uh they used to sell and i used to get it all the time at sonics uh drive-in they used drive-in was it is it called sonics it is oh look at them going yeah look at me okay so they'll they'll have the power it's like a powerade slush it's's a slush, yeah. But it's just a bunch of crumpled up ice with Gatorade put in it.

With like blue Gatorade put in it. That's what it tastes and kind of is like. It's the cheapest excuse of a slushie that man could make. But I still got it almost every time back in high school. Ice crushed up with Coke in it. No, not at all. This is like ice cut up to the cut up to where it's kind of like sand.

It's like snow. Or snow, yeah. Except just a little looser so it just goes down so smooth and it's if you get down to the bottom the first sips are always the sweetest. It always ends with it kind of being a little watered down but the first sips because the syrup is at the bottom usually or like it starts to kind of go down.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Freddy. It's about the same thing but I see is at the bottom usually or like it starts to kind of go down yeah no no no freddie it's about the same thing but icy is always the texture is like i've never had a knockoff i've probably had it just not called icy it's the polar bear no we don't have polar bear where's it you definitely have polar bears in canada no we have polar bears but what brand is they icy it's literally the brand is icy i see no we do not have that hold on it's it's it's a carbonated if we have slushy that's that's one of the things it's carbonated it's delicious i've had that it's colorful no but listen it's like it's snow doesn't that just bring joy that brings me joy we don't have the fuck can we get fuck can we get an icy machine in the super megaplex it won't be the same will it you can get official icy machines okay i mean i'm dude come on how

fucking great would that people are the people that support us a patron or got just like god damn really so our money's going towards okay cool they're just making a big playhouse they're still recording in the grumps i saw you've seen the grumps office that's a big playhouse i've seen people kind of getting up like i saw a few people upset, and it's not the majority. It's a very small percentage. They'll get upset because we're still recording in the grump space, and they're like, then why are we helping out with Patreon, or why would people need to help out with Patreon? Honestly, it's because it takes a long time,

because we're having to get people to soundproof rooms, and we're trying to get... The grumps have everything set up, and they paid people here to set up kind of like the cords, it's just a touch screen and you can press xbox and it changes to xbox we have we're gonna legitimately be kind of jerry-rigging it uh for the first few bits because we're gonna have to actually plug everything in ourselves and get it to work on the computer through the elgato hd we don't we not right. Maybe in the future we can hire some people to come fix that stuff for us. I would love to in the future.

It's all DIY. We're in the soundproofing phase. We got some people coming to soundproof everything up which is a surprisingly long and expensive process. Hooray for good sound. We have both been very busy. Ryan's been out of town

and then I'm about to go out of town, about to go to Bangkok. Uh, actually like next week I'll be in Thailand, um, visiting some family. Uh, so I'm very excited for that.

So, uh, we're, we're real busy, but once we're back from all that shit, it's super mega plex time, baby, we're going to fucking,

and then September we're taking a little trip too, but I don't want to announce that yet. Are you excited for Thailand? I'm very excited for Thailand. I heard they got good Thai food there. Yeah. Ryan had the most expressionless blanks. I was waiting.

I was like, maybe... I was like, Ryan will laugh at this one. No, I just don't get it. I'm kidding. What do you mean? What's the joke? I'm excited to go though. I'm not prepared for how spicy it's going to be.

Because apparently a lot of the food in Thailand is just like extraordinarily spicy just do what you normally do jumping jacks before you eat every meal the aerobics do help it's gonna kill me man I hope not

we still got a channel to run well if I die you can have the channel. Well, yes, but that's a lot of work on my shoulders. Do I still get, then do I get Jackson and Harrison after that? Sure. Okay. I bestow them upon you. I mean, I own the rights to Jackson and Harrison, so I will be.

You own them as humans. I'll sign over their human rights to you. And you can do whatever you want with them. So you're the godfather. Yeah, Ryan's their godfather. Ryan, you do know when I have a kid, you will be the godfather, right? Will I? Yes.

Are you sure? Of course. What's Jackson going to be? I don't give a shit. Jackson looks like the creepy uncle that I'd have to keep the kids away from. You, on the other hand, would be a nice, loving godfather. The only reason you can say that about Jackson is because you know full and well he does not listen to the podcast. That's exactly why I can say that.

You could get away with it. But am I wrong? About Jackson? Freddy, you can be half godfather. You guys can split the duty. I'll say this is Uncle Freddy, this is Uncle Ryan. So, like, married or some shit? Nah.

Well, like. I don't know how laws work in Canada, but in America, no. Emotionally, yes. Legally, no. I don't know if I could half do Jackson. No one said anything about Jackson. This is you and Ryan. Oh, for the child.

No. What are you talking about? Are you turning down being the godfather of my future child wait no what do you what what are you talking about yes or no we're talking about jackson getting jackson no jack no i get all of jackson all of your own jackson and if i die i i'm the one that makes the decision whether you get some of jackson or not not matthew matthew already made the decision to give them all to me. He can't take that back. That's a verbal contract.

That is a verbal contract. If I die... Sorry, I'm getting a little antsy because I don't want to lose Jackson. For Harrison. Harrison will come over and cook dinner for you. Well, especially Harrison. Harrison cooked dinner. Did you just not hear him? He said he gave Harrison to me. The only person you're getting in this situation is

half of the ownership of the Godfather title for his child. Yeah. But that means I have to actually like I have to give a woman a child.

Sorry. I was sorry I got a little agitated. Maybe more than necessary or warranted but I You know what? It's fine.

I could not lose that good of a deal. It's a good deal. It is. It's a very good deal. What if I actually die so you understand like a lawyer knocks on your door. I was just confused. Okay. I's a good deal. It is. It's a very good deal. What if I actually die? So you understand why it was a hit or a miss. Like a lawyer knocks on your door. I was just confused.

I was just confused. I'm sorry. I thought I was allowed to get half a Jackson for a second. I got excited. Yeah, I would understand. I mean, I just got him and I'm still just overwhelmed with positivity. If Ryan chooses to bestow any amount of time, if you want to allot certain days of

certain months. Can you play catch? He likes playing catch. I could give... Yeah, I got a softball mate, you know? Softball? We're not talking... We don't play that pussy sport in America. We do. In fact, church... I got a football mate. Usually men at your

local church will start their own softball league. Weird. But, uh... Can we join some fucking, like, local church's softball league. Weird. Can we join some fucking like local churches softball league? Yes. Just for shits and giggles. Start your own church. Start your own softball league.

That's not a bad idea. I always will throw it overhand as a pitcher. They're like, stop. I'm like, sorry. I'll do it again. Dude, what if we joined some local like tiny, tiny Episcopal, like, church's softball league, and our goal was to be as sincere as we could and the nicest dudes, but try to get kicked off. But be awful.

Like, try to push it to the point where we're not purposely being bad, we're not being mean or anything, but we're just so bad that they have to tell us to stop playing softball with them. Now, I can see y'all boys really shine when you play in terms of your your love and spirit for the lord but unfortunately that that the lord does not help you shine in this sport and we're gonna have to ask you to gracefully leave the team this isn't something god wants or the team wants it's something you want but he has a plan for you boys all right god has a plan for everyone dude but not well not everyone if you come to church maybe i honestly like want to do this so bad i want to go join a local church's softball team and just try to get like just a

one-way ticket off the team just when you go up to that make it the most comically stupid shit where it's like people like is this a movie go up to that make it the most comically stupid shit where it's like people like is this a movie go up to the plate and face the opposite direction and like towards the umpire and the catcher and then they're like wrong way oh oops and like try to pull off that that charm that you have of just being bewildered by something and thinking what i'm just so innocent in nature in terms of not knowing these things. I just imagine every time they throw the ball and I'm up the bat, even if I don't hit it, I still drop the bat and run.

I start running to the next base. But you're serious about it. You're like, I'm like fucking, I'm taking off. And they're like, stop, stop. No, no, no, no, no. Go back, go back. When they ask you to walk back, you're still like, woo! You're still super excited about it. Go back, go back. When they ask you to walk back, you're still like, woo! Like, you're still, like, super excited about it.

I'm, like, so fucking hyped that I, like, I'm, because in our minds, we have to be so good at the game. Yeah. Like, we don't know we're bad. We're putting our all into it. There's no way we could be bad. Through Christ, like, Christ is empowering us to be good at fucking softball. What even is softball?

What's the difference? Like, what is it? It's a larger ball. You throw, the pitcher throws underhand. There's also some other stuff, I'm sure, but those are the main two differences that people see visually in the two sports. That's not it. I'm sure there's a difference in terms of rules and certain things like that. It's a much larger ball.

It's not just like a big ball. You know how baseball is like that? Yeah. It's a softball. It's huge. It's ginormous. So softball gloves typically will have a larger pouch. They're ginormous. So softball gloves typically will have a larger pouch. They're ginormous.

They're huge gloves. They got softball in Canada? Yeah. I think I have a softball glove. Like, I think that's all I have. Freddie Dredd's softball glove. I've never played baseball or softball in my life. That's like my least favorite sport.

Yo, I fucking love softball. It's Freddie Dredd. Love throwing that softball. I'll beat your head. Can I get one of those clean bitches? Bitch! That's it. That's the Freddy Dredd bitch right there.

Is that what you're known for? Yeah, it's either Doom Shop, motherfucker, or bitch. You have a very clean bitch. It's very clean. Your bitch is really clean. You listen to the music. I have worked on it. Your bitch is incredibly clean. You listen to the music. I have worked on it. Your bitch is incredibly clean.

How long did it take you to clean your bitch? It took me about like probably a year to clean my bitch. You trained that bitch well. You started off as bitch and then it was bitch. And then it was beach. Well, I'm just super happy that you're able to just clean your bitch so well. I have such a clean bitch. Thank you.

Thank you so much. Actually, I found your music through our friend Bill, our friend Kill Bill the rapper. Not the movie, the rapper. And him and Rav were playing a little ditty. Because that's the name of one of his songs. Is it Little Diddy or is it Diddy? Diddy.

It's just Diddy. Can you create a sequel and name it Little Diddy? Little Diddy for Matt and Ryan. Okay. And then the next sequel will be Big Diddy? Diddy. It's just Diddy. Can you create a sequel and name it Little Diddy? Little Diddy for Matt and Ryan. Okay. And then the next sequel will be Big Diddy and then Medium Diddy. Slightly above average Diddy. Jar-sized Diddy. Jar-sized?

So fucking specific. Jar-sized? The prequel Jar-sized Diddy. But they were playing something one night and I was like, God, this slaps. And I shazammed it. And it was by an elusive creature named Freddy Dredd. And then I listened to some more Freddy Dredd. And I was like, this is some good...

You remember when I found out I kept playing in the car, and you were like, God, this is annoying. I did say that. You fucking hated it, didn't you? Yeah, I couldn't stand it. My shit's trash. No, Freddie, your shit's good. He's been mixing records in my house.

It's been interesting to watch. I haven't done that. No, that's not me. I hit him up on Instagram, and then he was like, I love Super Mega. Yes, yes, yes, daddy likes Matt Watson from Super Mega. Matt and Ryan, I love Matt and Ryan I love Super Mega I love Super Mega

you actually sent me an audio clip through the DM's Freddie and you were like hey I love you I just want to be on your podcast if you can make that happen that's not what I said I don't want to say what you said because there's a few epithets that would tank my career

he's been staying with me I believe I've heard it yeah I don't want to say what you said because there's a few epithets that would tank my career. But yes, that's the general idea. He's been staying with me. I believe I've heard it. Yeah. He did that funny thing where he wrote like, you know, how there's all things like, I asked her to prom by writing prom on my penis and I showed it to her. He wrote podcasts on his penis. By the way, if you do that, that is sexual assault.

Yes. Do not do that. That's legitimately like that's exposing yourself to somebody. Don't do that. What? Freddie, did you do that? I did that once. You wrote prom on your penis?

That's, I didn't. Were you in high school? He wrote penis on his penis. You were in high school when you did this, correct? No, I was in elementary school. It was to the graduation. He went up on stage. I said, will you graduate with me on my ass?

And then I wrote balls on my dick and then cause you don't have any balls and so you wanted people to know this is how the balls would be I only have a dick he wrote balls on top cause he thought that's where the balls would be

one day they just disappeared I don't know where they are still to this day every now and then I'll check a few pockets after the wash still can't find them to be honest i wish them away and they just fucking they left they they're gone in the morning it's one of those like like you have a dream and you wake up and you're like oh i mean you look and your balls are gone you had like a dream about you lived in a world with no balls and you wake up and it's true how beautiful it would be a beautiful world i hate those balls fueling all the violence in the world. Dude, if there were no balls, you know how much world peace there'd be?

Balls fuel, like, think about this, guys. Think about how much shit in the world is fueled by sex and by lust. That's because of balls. That little dangling sack, little shriveled up scrotum with two little round little chestnuts in there. That's the cause of most of the world's problems is balls. Yeah. Like if you want to break it down to specifics, it's balls. I mean, I'm not arguing.

Sounds like you're arguing. I did not. You don't see my balls? No. You're still pulling them out. I said no. So this is harassment. No, it's not, Ryan.

I'm saying no. You've seen my balls so many times. Does that give you the right to just whip them out whenever you want? Nobody has seen my balls more than you. That is true, but does that give you the right to whip out your balls when I say no? Are you really saying no? Can I not do it? I see the smile.

You're actually waiting. I think I'm... You see how happy I am, Freddie. How about I pull them through my zipper? I'm happy that you respect me that much. Yeah, sure, pull your balls out. Through my zipper, not through the top of my pants, see? Oh, Freddy said he didn't want to see your balls.

Freddy, don't look! Freddy, are you okay? Don't look, Freddy. What do you think about those balls? I think Freddy... Don't look and get Freddy. Stop, Freddy. I thought their balls were still out.

No. For people wondering... He blew some jewel smoke on my balls. Thank you, Fred. Did you feel the dust? I did. It was very nice. It's very fucking hot in the recording room.

I do have to say, you blowing that cool jewel smoke on my balls was incredibly... You can put them away now. I can keep them out for the rest of the podcast. Is that a power move? A bit. It's a bit of an ego thing for me. Okay. It's a bit of a power move.

I hope you forget and we go out just to kind of like get some fresh air. I'm just walking around. I get arrested for exposing myself. Freddie. Is the zipper not like fucking touching? Is that not like horrifying? What do you mean, dude? My button is broken on my slacks.

Yeah, he's pulling them out of one of the- I thought he had the button still up. No, he's pulling them out of his underwear. The side of my briefs. Yeah. And they're sitting plump upon my pants. They of his underwear. The side of my briefs. Yeah. And they're sitting plump upon my pants. They are just sitting.

Those will continue to be balls. They won't be anything else. You like them? Yeah, they're not going to change. There's not going to be any more balls or any less balls. There might be less balls when I put them back, but as of right now, there will be no more or less balls than this. Unless Ryan wants to remove his testicles from his gym shorts. I'm sweaty right now.

It's hot, dude. You know what? I'm actually going to put these things away. I don't want to. This is, guys, this is why we don't do our podcast as a visual podcast. Yeah. I just don't think I could ever be as comfortable if there was a camera. We tried the talking show.

Yeah. You know, it's like there's definitely a more laid back feel with audio podcasts. And I do love visual podcasts. I just know personally between me and Ryan, we're the chillest when we're just us in a room and there's nothing but those audio waves. And if we had a camera, we'd be a little too

we're self-conscious bitches. We'd get up in our heads about how we look. All the time. Be like, people are watching, not just listening. Now other podcasts that do it, they do it great. But Ryan and I, not so much. It's because we're little bitches. It's little understandable i wouldn't want to be on camera either have you have you ever been did you ever stream or anything like that no man this is my first

podcast i've never done an interview i always he was offered wait do you actually on it like do you on like you turn down interviews yes why is that because it makes you a little too anxious or are you just kind of like i just don't feel like doing that like what is that like uh too comfortable with uh portraying my actual self and uh doing a genius video on cha-cha for example is absolutely ridiculous in my mind because the lyrics were nothing it was just something i wrote on the spot and it's literally i say damn son these bitches want some what i don't want to make myself a fool sit down and try to like break it down yeah like i would have to do it you should do it i was gonna do it and like make some fucked up shit it's

like damn son these bitches want some be like my grandma really wanted some fuck she really wanted some of this shit and i just i know bitch you are dumb no fuck off you can't go die you can't have gluten or meat you are allergic unfortunately it's about his gluten intolerance you break down cha-cha i will eventually do the the genius thing though i just i'd not right now i mean if it makes you feel like oh it's his choice now okay okay no fuck. I would love a genius throwing this out there. It's my choice. It's my body. Have you ever thought about doing voice acting? That's the whole end goal. He said that's like his end goal is the voice acting.

You have a really good voice for I can picture it. When you just did what you did and the solid bitch you gave earlier. Bitch! It kind of came back together. You know when something recontextualizes a whole experience and you look back at it and you're like okay now i see how that fits together the bitch was the start of that what you just did just now made me circle back and think yes i would love to hear you do

voice acting yeah no voice acting is actually like my end goal of this whole rap shit like i'm a i want to say like musician at heart um don't want to say a producer he was playing guitar I make a lot of music like the rapping shit I was just trying to do what like I was listening to a lot of Xavier Wolf, Young Lean a lot of people that would just do it in their own home

I like Xavier Wolf yeah LA legend but like that's what I was trying to do and then when I realized like Freddie Dredd's a whole voice and like a character in a way. It's not me. And that's like what I want to do. I figured out like if I can get my foot in the door of like having like an agent, a really good agent to like put me on something where I can even audition for a voice acting gig like i would fuck yeah like that's what i want to do i feel like i could do that and that's what i want

to do i don't like putting my face on shit being behind like a like a microphone and just saying shit that's what i like to do that's what i've always done that's what you're doing right now that's what i'm doing right now you're sitting on a couch in a room that's probably 95 degrees yeah it's very honestly like it's miserable fuck we're gonna have to cool it down uh before the the next do you want to take a 10 minute break and wrap this thing up after that we have you an ad read wait a second freddie freddie freddie cue the ad read um me undies no you're not doing the ad read and also it's not i don't think it'sndies this time. You're introducing the ad read segment. Bitch.

Bitch, we got a fucking ad read right now, bitch. Fuck you. Here we go. Is that good? That's going to start the ad read. Here we go. All right, here we go. Press play, Freddy.

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There's a link in the description. I keep trying to convince Jackson and Harrison to do it. I'm like, guys, get this toothbrush. It'll change your effing lives. Use my clothes. And I'm not telling them to do it because we would get better results from the ad agency. I'm saying do it because it's a good toothbrush. You burped in their ad read. What are they going to do about it, huh?

Yeah, what are they going to do? They're going to fly down to Los Angeles and kick my ass? I'd like to see you try Quip. Anyways, Quip, that's all you paid for. Yep. Probably more, honestly. Yeah, actually, you guys... It's more than what they paid for.

They require 30 seconds mandatory in what we do, two, two and a half minutes. Yeah. We're still doing it right now, so we're actually losing money by still carrying this on and that's why brands flock to us yes absolutely so freddie uh thank you for uh sitting there while we did our ad read uh i'm sorry about yeah about what sorry your podcast is so fucking bad i'm just sorry about that you had to do that why are you sorry you know we it. We love these brands. Oh, I have equipment. Yeah. The brands

make us happy. They make us who we are. I would not be who I am without the brands. Super Mega isn't Super Mega without other brands supporting it and making us say things. Wow. Absolutely. They're not making us.

Well, there's a contract involved. And if we bring up the contract, we're contracting. Can we not bring it up? We could probably bring it up. I don't know. Who knows? We're about to get sued, so. What the fuck was that?

What was that ad? Was that necessary? You guys took it too far this time. That was a beautiful ad. Not only did you diss the ad, you dissed the entire ad agency that supplies you with the ad reads. Why did you guys, honestly, you guys think it's a good idea? And then in the podcast, you're joking it off? And you're just laughing about it.

Are you laughing now, buddy? You're doing a voice of the ad agency, making further fun of them? You're making them seem like a real big dope when you give them that stupid voice. It sounds like this. Now, I honestly don't think that it sounds that bad. No, it's more like... And the thing is, you thought that, you know,

by joking about it would make us less mad at you because now you're legitimately worried that you've crossed a boundary with the ad agency and you're going to lose financial money. So what do you do as an online entertainer? What they all do. You trek back worried that you've crossed a boundary with the ad agency and you're going to lose financial money. So what do you do as an online entertainer? What they all do. You trek back and you

say, it was just a joke. Well, guess what? This lawsuit isn't a joke and you're going to have to face it. Probably multiple weeks, months, and years in court. See how long you can fucking fight us off. You tiny fucking channel. We have millions of dollars. We're quip. Are you guys actually getting sued right now? We can't. off you tiny fucking channel we have millions of dollars we're quip are you

guys actually getting sued right now okay well you'll find out you guys will find out yeah we'd probably be very open with the fact we're being sued unless we can't if we got sued I definitely like hey guys we're getting sued fun say by who no but we are being sued by NAMBLA for some things we said. The president is suing us? Can the president sue people? Which one? Any president.

Okay. A former president? Well, yes. As a sitting president, are you able to sue someone? George Bush Sr. can't sue us anymore. No. Oh, yeah. Basically, like, what's funny about that? Nothing. Do you get it, though? I get it, but it's. No. Oh, yeah. Basically, like, what's funny about that?

Nothing. Do you get it, though? I get it, but it's not funny. Okay, good. Exactly. You passed the test. You're about to become an American citizen. So you understand it.

I understand, yeah, but it's not funny. Thank you. Why isn't it funny? Because it's just disrespectful. Exactly. Why is it disrespectful? Because I agree, but. You know, I'm not an American citizen.

You know, it's not funny to laugh at what, you know, him, Senior, and it's just not funny but you know I'm not American citizen you know it's not funny to laugh at what you know him uh senior and it's just not funny you know him senior this isn't a chapter in the bible this is a man why why would it not be funny to laugh about him because you know it's just not it's just not respect you know laughing at uh people in a situation is just what situation he's just in a situation right now he's no's no longer in a situation. He's in a box under the ground. He's in the ultimate situation. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's burning in hell for eternity. I love this fucking... Show him a little

respect. He's suffering a lot. He's suffering right now in hell, dude. Come on. Show the man a little respect. I fucking love, like, there were some people that got legitimately upset when I was talking about Ronald Reagan burning in hell In the Christmas video I like the trend

I mean every president's going to hell Well they don't like it and I'm sure he doesn't like it as well It's painful as shit Burning in eternity for hell Ronald Reagan is not having fun burning in hell Neither is George Sr. So I don't want to hear any more jokes about it No more Sr. jokes. No more Sr. jokes?

No more Sr. jokes. Martin Luther King's burning in hell because he cheated on his wife. Yes. Listen. As terrible as that sounds, he did a lot of great for our world and our nation. We're not saying

that he didn't. He was a wonderful person. One of the most leading voices in progressing our nation. We're not saying that he didn't. He was a wonderful person. One of the most leading voices. He's what everyone should look to. They should look at Martin Luther King and say, I need to be like this person. He fights for what's right in a situation which shows him that there's a tidal wave of

negativity and adversary marked for him. The crosshairs are on him. He pushed forward despite being put in jail, death threats, which ultimately cost him his life. Unfortunately, though, because he did cheat on his wife that negated that stuff, and he did end up going to hell. We're not happy about it. No, I'm not happy about that at all. What do you think, Freddie?

I don't think anybody's happy about him going to hell. No, not at all. No. He's a fucking hero. Probably going to cut this out of the podcast. This is really fucked up. Who's going to be mad? Okay.

Do you think you would go to hell? Yes. Yeah, I would go to hell. I think I'd probably go to hell. I think any regular person would go to hell. Yeah. People are just sinful. And if you don't go to hell, like the rules to go to, you're a fucked up person if you

go to heaven. Like it just sounds like that. Who You're a fucked up person if you go to heaven. It just sounds like that. Who deserves... You're a psychopath if you go to heaven. What human can you think of deserves heaven? You're a psychopath if you go to heaven. Yeah, no, really. The rules to go to heaven are so fucked.

Hey, you listener. You know your grandma that just died and went to heaven? Yeah, she's a fucking psychopath. She's a fucking whore. What do you have to do to get in heaven? How does it make you a psychopath? You have to not kill people. You have to not steal

from your neighbors. That is a definition of psychopath. Yeah. No. You can't support gay people. You can't like... Yeah, well, guys, we're back. We had to cut some shit out. Not the Martin Luther King stuff. No, some stuff that went a little farther. Well, Freddie actually started saying the N-word, so we did had to cut some shit out. Not the Martin Luther King stuff. No. Some stuff

that went a little farther. Well, Freddy actually started saying the N-word, so we did have to cut that out. That never happened. I don't think that ever happened, did it? Yeah, good luck getting signed now, dumbass. Come on. I'm just kidding, Freddy. They'll sign you because we're the funny YouTube men. If SuperMega still is around in 2046, we will release the audio

of what Freddy was saying. What if we're around? And you release it, it's going to be nothing. It's going to be me sitting here. No, no, no. We're the biggest brand in the world at this point. Like, we've overtaken Google, Facebook, Microsoft. We're bigger than Charmin.

I'm searching up dates on fucking supermega.com. I like how that's the goal. Charmin. I mean, dude, being bigger than Charmin. That's a big deal. That's a big fucking deal, man. Everybody knows Charmin. Everyone knows the fucking Charmin Ultra.

Less is more. Like the Charmin Bears. They had toilet paper on their assholes. You know, and like some New Yorker can't use the whole like, I wipe my ass with your product. Like as a thing where it's like they go to a thing because people actually do wipe their asses with their product exactly They're there. That's one less like fuck you that someone could deliver to them because of their product That's good for the world yo those Charmin ultra commercials with the the cartoon bear with the toilet paper plump ass They did and I guarantee for many people that was their dad and the mom bear that was someone's sexual awakening

Someone probably listen to this right now is like I feel very targeted because that was my sexual awakening. That's what bred furries in the current climate of America. Freddie, what was your sexual awakening? It just gets into like the most graphic details. Shit. My sexual awakening began when I found my dad's. No, it wasn't my dad's. It was like my fucking grandpa's.

He was collecting like a bunch of really vintage porn magazines and they were i thought that was going in a different direction to be honest but my grandpa because most people don't start their sexual awakening story with my dad no and then change it to my grandpa with rich coming from me but you know you found some vintage pornography yeah it starts off with my grandpa. You seen VeggieTales? Yeah, I've seen VeggieTales. Kind of one for me. They knew what they were doing when they made that show. They knew exactly when the main character is a phallic object. Yeah He's got a pudgy best friend

Matt and Ryan from Super Mega? Yep. Stop with that joke. Stop. Please. I'm so serious. Stop it. I wonder what the next one will be. I was walking down the street in Los Angeles the other day and I heard someone yell it out. That's enough. That's how people start to, like, when they recognize it, I notice it. I was like, Matt and Ryan? It's very common. Or if it's just me, they just go, Ryan from Super Mega?

And when it's me, they go, Matt? Actually, a lot of people say Ryan from Super Mega as a joke to me. Oh, really? Oh, I've gotten Matt too, yeah. But, uh, Ryan, sexual really? Oh, I've gotten that too, yeah. But Ryan, Sexual Awakening? Sexual Awakening was... I've said this multiple times. I didn't even finish mine.

Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off. We can't just have you get... It basically ended with my grandpa. I need to clean some shit up. And that's all you need to know. Grandpa, poor in mega jeans, figured out what boobs are, typed in boobs boobs on google found this one picture of this

girl at a protest with her tits out in russia probably no not in russia i love how you know this is real because that's so specific yeah that's not like a made-up bullshit thing it's like some national geographic shit i i swear to god i thought i thought that she could see me and i didn't have my shirt on and she could see your tits and then i ran out of the room my parents caught like found the picture of the girl in a protest with the tits out move the computer upstairs oh no and then that's that's where the the urges came i said i need to see those fucking tits one more time what are they i need to get a good look at how come these look different than those that That's how he got into rap, actually. Yes. Yeah.

What was your sexual awakening, Matthew? I just said. Rap? No, VeggieTales. Oh, VeggieTales. Actually, legit. I don't know. I think it was a...

I can pinpoint mine. I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of my legitimate sexual awakening. I can think of my first big crush on a fictional character. Fuck. My actual... I can't think of it, actually. I really don't know.

This is clear as yesterday to me. And I've said it multiple times. You have. You have. You already know what it is. I do remember. But Freddie doesn't know. What is it? Matt, you say what my sexual awakening is.

It was that song, right? It was a certain pink song. Where she's like, kiss my ass or something? Was that it? Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Party's getting started. That one. She goes, you'll be kissing my ass.

And I was like, her naked butt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming out, so you better get this party started. I'm coming out, I'm coming. I think that was my ringtone. That was my sister's favorite song. Your ringtone was my sexual awakening. That's amazing.

So if Ryan had heard your ringtone, he would have gotten at least a semi-chub. That's awesome, dude. Is there anything you want to plug? Absolutely not. Okay. Actually, no. I would like to i would like i mean he's bigger than us he should actually be promoting us at this point oh i would like to plug one thing uh i got a new music video coming out in like one or two months it's gonna be beautiful it's a kind of a

movie uh it's gonna be my two most popular songs uh cha-cha and got to go it's it's produced and directed by two wonderful people and it's gonna be beautiful i just uh whenever this comes out hopefully the video is gonna be out in like two or three weeks and it's gonna be fucking amazing and now we know whoever's a fan of me i know super mega fans aren't fans of me or they don't know me yet that's not true we got we got a message on patreon recently i was like when you are you getting Freddie Dredd on the podcast? Hey, that's cool. He's like a 10-year-old hype beast. That's what's up. No, I'm not. I hope he's wearing Jordans right now. He probably is wearing Jordans.

Sleeping wearing Jordans. Go check him out on Spotify and SoundCloud and everything. It's just Freddie Dredd, Freddie Dredd on everything on Instagram, Twitter. No YouTube videos yet, though. It's just on all random fucking channels. Soon, it's going to be uploaded to a very special channel, a new video.

And I hope all of you will like it. What's going on, Smosh? Well, yeah, go check them out. Ryan, you want to plug anything? No, but I did notice you were kind of squinting a little bit. Are you having eye troubles? Yeah, it's the fucking, I don't know. So I got these glasses about six months ago, and at the time they were...

You said your vision was getting worse or something? No, yeah, they were great at the time, but now I'm starting to, I'm getting these headaches because I keep having to strain my eyes, and these glasses aren't really doing it anymore. Okay, let's see how much worse. Usually you could probably pass an eye exam with the glasses on. That's what they're made for, right? Yeah, I'll put them on right now. Okay.

Okay, let me just, I'm going to look up gonna look up like a little little like I'm just gonna make an eye exam test me I'm gonna make a little eye exam real quick okay Google image a shitty eye exam yeah this one's gonna be just letters okay and go T Z P E S Well that's the first line It gets smaller from there Hold on L A

O B B You're about 50-50 Okay Well I'm fucking I'm sucking at that then Maybe you're better with

Let me see numbers They usually mix numbers in Hold on sorry That was my fault I'll just give you numbers this next time How about that? Okay Okay so That's easy there's only six of them

yeah dude here here here they are read these out wait one second don't cough ready don't do not ready do it just get it out there we go okay that might have made my eyesight better all right and here numbers here okay i'm pretty sure that's a seven. Uh-huh. One. That's easy. Three. Six. Eight. Zero. Numbers are easy, but there's only a few of them. Yeah, you're actually mostly correct. Did I nail that one?

Yeah. Okay. And now I'm just going to give you a sentence. Okay, so just see if you can read the sentence. Oh, you're backing up. All the way over there. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, hold it up. So here it is. In March 1977, film director Roman Polanski was arrested and charged in Los Angeles with

five offenses against a 13-year-old girl, rape by use of drugs, perversion, sodomy, lewd and lascivious act upon a child under 14, furnishing a controlled substance to a minor. The whole comment thing makes a whole lot more sense. All right.