supermegashow - EP 154 - Baby Namers

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

Douglass Magee and Archie Watson discuss baby names, take a daring bet, and lose their marbles during an ad read. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You were eating skittles. Yeah, I saw that. I was eating skittles. It's alright, dude. You need to blow one of those skittles out. Just one single... You alright? Oh, nope. Do you want blow one of those skittles out? Just one single- You alright? I'll grab a little more water- oh, nope. Do you want some beer? I'm good, I'm good.

Would beer wash that down? Yeah, we're good. Well, welcome guys to SuperMegaCast. Uh, it is- it is my absolute pleasure to introduce this episode. My honor to be a part of this podcast. Well, it's also my honor to introduce you, Ryan, my best friend. Oh shit. Ryan E. McGee, the man.

Aw. You gonna choose me? What do you mean? I mean, we already chose each other. We've been doing this for a while. No, I mean, you're gonna introduce me, though, for this episode. Oh, and this is my best friend, not by choice, Matthew Watson. Yeah, Matthew Watson.

Cool. Yeah, let's get started then. That's when you're just like, what? What the fuck? What have these five years been? Five years? How long have I known you? Six years?

No, not five years. Six years? Five years. It has been five years. Dude, that's the first time it's really hit me. That's crazy. I met you in May of 2015. And we just passed May of 2019.

Did you stay? I thought you came in April at some point. It was May. Okay, so May. It was after I finished my freshman year of college. Yeah. Did you stay for two months or just one whole month? Just one month.

Because you were going to originally stay for like one or two weeks. Just one or two weeks. And then you were like, hey, mom, I'm going to stay mom i'm gonna stay for she did not want me to either she was like really fighting that and i was like mom please just let me stay and then we stole you away you guys stole me away she's like those motherfuckers stole my son to fucking california yeah wow it's so about four and a half then that doesn't holy shit that blows my mind. You know? Right? Four and a half? Yeah. Yes. Something like, we just passed four years. Yes.

Fuck, man. That's insane. Here's to four more. Five, it would have seemed longer, actually. I know. So maybe. Let's just save this conversation for when it's in five. Next year.

Next May. Next May. Yeah. Yeah. If we're still around. Yes, of course. I mean, there's a total possibility we could be in some horrible accident. Crash and burn. And then people grab this clip. Yeah. After we're still around. Yes, of course. I mean, there's a total possibility we could be in some horrible accident. Crash and burn.

And then people grab this clip after we die and be like, oh, KJ predicted the future. No, guys, we just make a joke about us dying and then we die. It's very likely that we could die. Yeah, if we died in a car crash, people would respond to the news with, like, us in a past sketch behind a wheel with, like, a clown nose on or something. Yeah, exactly. Me when I drive. These YouTubers predicted their own deaths. Nah, we were just driving all stupid on the five.

And imagine someone doing a clown meme over someone who just died in an accident. Not in anything of their own choosing. I give you all permission. If Ryan and I both die in the same car accident, you absolutely can do clowning. It'll be like one of those things. You know that, I think it was a Marine. Maybe it was a Marine or maybe someone in the Army who they promised at the funeral they'd put on a dress or something. The friends would promise they'd put on a dress.

It was if someone else, if one of them dies first or in the Army, they'll go to the funeral in the dress. And he's like crying. Yeah, he's sobbing his the funeral in the dress. And he's, like, he's, like, crying and shit. Yeah, he's sobbing his eyes out in that dress. But he's wearing a dress, yeah. So that'll just kind of be, like, the fans will be crying and respecting it so much. But, like, it's funny that it's, like, it's just kind of, like, maybe just a PNG image of our heads cheaply cut out. And then the clown. Like a car doing, like, a flip.

Yeah. All, like, off a cliff. And it's, like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I like it when it slowly comes down. Yes. Like, the wig in the nose slowly come into frame oh dude clown memes are fucking hilarious like I can't get enough of them but uh blocked by a clown this is actually is gonna be

very eerie if we do die in a car accident Bozo blocked us Matt Bozo did block us what we're calling them bro Bozo did block us. That's what we're calling them. Bro Bozo blocked us. Bro Bozo Barrett blocked us. It's a tragedy, dude. It's honestly like one of the worst. Nothing has hit me harder than finding out that news. Yeah. We'll move past it with another subject.

It's a tricky thing to move past. With this segue. It's been a while since we've done that. I think it's been forever. It's been like 60, 70 episodes probably. Yeah. You did it. You did it 15 episodes ago. You did it.

You did it. That was good. That was an accidental stutter, too. By the way, fuckers, we have the air on because we want to be comfortable. I'm sorry, guys. Let me be honest. It's 1250 a.m. I'm about to get my ass over to Thailand, and we

have to record this podcast because we're contractually obligated to. I'm going to be on a flight today, technically. Oh, yeah. Wow. Look at you. Mr. Mr. Airplane. But we have to get these podcasts recorded. And honestly, this room has been getting so hot lately that I'm like,

let's just put the air on. You guys, I apologize if the noise of the air conditioning. Can you believe that? And the night sky is like shooting stars. Did you know, in your head, because I know I have those moments when you're doing a bit. I'm like, is this a bit that I'm just going to talk over that are going to fade out of? Yeah. You knew I was singing.

It's like a game of chicken. It's like, okay, will I keep talking and he'll eventually stop the bit or will i stop talking while he continues it's like a very classic game of podcast chicken yeah that time i won you won you won you won i do that a lot i found out like when i know like someone else is talking like talking to the mic and say something just to add something else it's like well i could i could slightly hear like i just did yeah right there exactly and i felt it something else. And it's like, well, I could slightly hear like. Like I just did. Yeah, right there, exactly. And I felt it, I felt it's like,

the best way I can describe it is it's like your train of thought and then someone takes like a sledgehammer and just smacks like the railroad tracks until they're all bent and then like the train's like. It's not derailing but it's definitely bumping on those tracks. Your train of thought. Choo choo, chugga chugga ch-chugga-chugga-chugga-choo-choo. That's good, dude.

That's good. I had no idea what you were talking about until you did that. Yeah? But now I don't know what I was saying. You like trains, right? My train of thought is derailed. My train of thought is legitimately in the canyon next to the train tracks now. What was I talking about before you did the fucking Paramore song

with Bruno Mars? Is it Paramore and Bruno Mars? I was focused on singing, Matt. I can only put my brain to like one thing at a time. Is it B.O.B.? Who? Who's the feature on that song? Is there a feature on that song? I feel like it's like Paramore featuring B.O.B. Do you remember B.O.B.?

What the fuck happened to him? I don't know. B. Little O. Big B? Yeah. Big B. Little O. Big B. Yeah. Big B. Bigs B. Bigs B.O.B. Do you remember B.O.B.? What the fuck happened to him? I don't know. B. Little O. Big B? Yeah. Big B. Little O. Big B. Yeah. Big B. Bigsby. Bigsby. Bigsby. His name's just fucking Bob. Moe Bigsby? No. Moe Bigsby, dude. Is it Moe Bigsby? Is that his last name? From fucking Ned's Declassified? It's not Moe Bigsby. It's

Ned Bigsby. Ned Bigsby. From Moe's Declassified. What's up, guys? Welcome to Moe's Declassified. What a horrible name. I mean, hopefully there's no one. The one fucking dude listening named Moe. My name's Moe! Wow, what the fuck, guys?

Where does Moe come from? What's the origin of the name Moe? It's such a primal sound. Moe. It's like they heard some, like, some cattle make that sound. Like, I'm gonna name my son that shit. Think of all the names just like you got Matt, Ryan,

Derek, Jason, Nathaniel, Amanda, and then you got Mo. Is Mo a name? It is a name. Why? Why is there an E at the fucking end? Name this podcast episode The Origin of Moe. What's funny to me about it is, especially the spelling, because it's like they chose

such a fucking simple sound as a name, but they were like, M-O is not enough. We need to at least make it look classy. So they threw one more letter at the end. They put E, so it's like, oh, see, now it's not as bad as it sounded. It actually is like bare bones basic. Okay. What's the etymology? it's not as bad as it sounded. It actually is like bare bones basic. Okay. See if I'm going to see, I'm going to see if the,

if the, if your brain makes the same connection that mine did. The name Mo is a boy's name of English origin, meaning delivered. The baby was born. Boom. You got it. I'm glad we're on the same wavelength.

That's exactly what it is. It's delivered. Mo. It seems delivered. Moe. It seems like, so Moe was like, was Moe just given to babies that didn't have a mom or dad or like didn't have anyone to care for them? It's like the default name before you customize your character and change it to something else. Like Moe. Delivered. It's a pretty bad name.

I guarantee you if it's some dude named Moe, it's like, all right, cool. Honestly, you know what? Moe's a kind of, I wish my name was Moe. No, you don't. Look at me. Look at the way I look, Ryan. What if my name was Moe? Like, look at me and visualize it.

Moe Watson. That's funny, right? Dude, if your name was Moe, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing when I look at you. Moe McGee? Your name is, like, such a funny last name, except for with Ryan. Ryan, it's perfectly fine. Is it? Yeah.

Like it doesn't sound funny. But if you were to put it with like any other name, like Douglas McGee, it sounds funny. See? Like Douglas. Douglas is a funny name. There's a lot of funny names. What are the popular names these days? What's 2019 baby names?

2019 most popular baby names. Matt is typing into Google right now as we speak. You know, the top bar of his phone that he can just touch that. I went to emojis by accident. Oh, did you? I typed 2019 most emojis. 2019 most popular baby names. That's what we want. Okay, let's see. I want to see how

they've changed, right? Because let's look at the years we were born and let's look at actually, let's start with the year you were born, Ryan. Let's look at 1994. You're 96, right? Yes. So probably not too far off, right? We'll start with yours to put a bigger time span.

Okay. So I don't want to look at the top 1,000. I'll look at the top 10. Are they in order in that? Yes. Okay. All right. So I'll go top 10 for girls from 1994.

Jessica, Ashley. As in the most, is Jessica the most popular name? Yes, Jessica is the most popular name. I think you should go from 10 to 1. Okay. Well, I spoiled the girls. Oh, well. My bad.

Yeah. At least do it right for the guys. Number 10, Megan. Number 9, Elizabeth. Number 8, Amanda. 7, Brittany. 6, Taylor. 5, Sarah.

4, Samantha. 3, Emily. 2, Ashley. And 1, Jessica. That makes a lot of sense. I eight, Amanda. Seven, Brittany. Six, Taylor. Five, Sarah. Four, Samantha. Three, Emily. Two, Ashley. And one, Jessica. That makes a lot of sense. I remember those names so much. I know so many people with those names. Of course. How about 96? Oh, sorry, sorry. The boys' names. The boys. Top ten. Andrew. Yep. Number nine, Nicholas.

Yep. Eight, Daniel. Seven, Jacob. Six, Brandon. Five, Tyler. Four, Joshua. Three, Jacob. Six, Brandon. Five, Tyler. Four, Joshua. Three, Matthew. Ooh. Two, Christopher. And number one, Michael.

Okay. You don't need Michaels or Jessica. So I was kind of like, see, I know a good bit of Ryans, though. But at the same time, I guess. See, your mom was thinking outside the box. When you know a Ryan, they stand out. Oh, wow. I'm seeing some, I'm seeing even for 96, some reoccurring trends here.

Okay. Let's start at number 10. Elizabeth, Rachel, Alexis, Hannah, Taylor, Samantha, my sister's name, Sarah, Ashley, Jessica, and Emily. So Jessica got bumped down and replaced by Emily in 96. Okay. Now let's go to the boys' names. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew holding the spot at number 10 for a couple years.

Austin. Brandon. Tyler. Nicholas, Joshua, Christopher, Jacob. Number two is Matthew. Okay. Real original, Mom. Really? Yeah. Number two? It's a biblical name, you know. Not much you can do about that being popular. Dude, this just means my mom looked at a fucking

list and was like, what's the most popular? Well, we can't go with number one because that's too odd. Number two, Matthew. Thanks for being original, mother. Yeah, and number one is Michael. So what about 2019? 2019 most popular names. I'm actually very excited to see how names have changed because all those names we just read sound so normal.

Well, they are normal names. People are still named that, I'm sure. Of course. People are still being born named Sarah, Jessica, Michael. They seem like the most popular names to choose. But now, maybe we can have some light shed on if that is true or not. Starting with girls first? I'm trying to find...

Okay, girls. What the fuck? Ten. Posey. Ten is Posey. Posey, P-O-S-E. Am I going to start seeing a lot of, like, I'm just going to be like, because we don't have to interact with these people yet because they're just being born. But just, when you're old, you'll be like, Posey, just like now, I guarantee there's old people, you know, like the name Bob.

I feel like old people still are just like, yeah, Matthew. Yes, Ryan. But there were a lot of other names like Esther or Esther whatever. Like Candace. Bob. Oh, yeah. Who's named Jim? Who names their baby Jim in 2019? True.

Nobody. The one parent out there. It's like, okay, thanks, guys. Okay, ready? Yeah. Posey. Uh-huh. Amelia.

That's good. Cora. Cora. C-O-R-A. That's a very pretty name. I do like that name a good. Cora. Cora. C-O-R-A. That's a very pretty name. I do like that name a lot. Like Legend of Cora. Kind of, yeah.

Except with a C. I think Cora's a very nice name. Dude, I don't know how to fucking pronounce this name. But it's a popular name. Yes, number eight. Is this an actual list? Yes. Is this a BuzzFeed list?

Huffington Post, so not far off. Okay, I trust. But. I trust the Post, dude. Seven. I've never seen or heard of this name in my life. Maeve? Maeve?

M-A-E-V-E. Maeve. M-A-E-V-E. Maeve? Maeve. It has to be Maeve. I mean, that does sound like a name that I've never heard, but it sounds like a name. You think Maisie would be it, but it's Maeve?

Well, let's go on number six. Amara. That's a cool name. Number five. Charlotte. Okay. Okay. Number four. Ada. Or Ada. I don't know. A-D-A. Let's just say Ada. Okay. Now, Ada sounds like it's from something, too. These sound like a lot of people that grew up with... You're thinking of

Hitler's wife. Eva? Ava? Whatever. I don't know. I don't... It was something like that. I didn't know the guy. Well, I didn't know him well. We just had lunch on occasions. Aurora. Really?

Yeah, number three is Aurora. I mean, that's a cool name. Number two. One of my favorite artists. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number two is Olivia. And number one is, number one, number one baby name of 2019. I don't know how to pronounce it.

Okay. I-S-L-A. Isla? Isla? Isla? Is it Isla? Like Isla Fisher? I think it's Isla, right? Yeah, because you know Isla Fisher in Hot Rod. Right. She's Sarah Barron Cone. Sarah Barron Cone.

He transitioned. It's his new character. So what about boys? Okay, so What about the boys, man? What about the boys? I do think those names are cool. Some of them. It's interesting, though, because, like, you know when we're old, these are going to be, like, the names of, like, just the popular names. We're going to go to the store and it's going to be, the name tag is going to say.

Isla or Posey. Po-po. Posey, sorry. I'm scrolling down just a little past 10, and I'm still not noticing. There's some, like Astrid, that's number 22. Evelyn, those are cool names. I'm seeing some old names coming up.

I want to see boys, 10 to 1, boys. I'm sorry, let me just read one to you real quick. Okay. Number 16. How do you pronounce this? G-E-N-E-V-I-E-V-E. Genevieve? Genevieve?

Genevieve. That's a name. It's cool. It's just like. I feel like that's an old name. Evangeline, Phoebe, Imogene. These are a lot of like old names kind of coming back. Josephine, Lyra, Arabella, Areola.

Yeah, a lot of cool names coming back. All right, let's look at the boys ones. Ready? Number 10. Finn. Ooh, like Wolfhard. Ready? Number 10. Finn. Ooh. Like Wolfhard. Honestly, what's funny is you can see how pop culture affects names being.

Do you think people really name their babies after the actor, not the character? That's weird. Absolutely. Because, I mean, you've seen it in the past, though, how people have done that with actors. Like, that's a nice name. Just Finn. Well, it puts it in more people's heads. And you're like, oh.

So Finn, probably because of Finn Wolfhard. Number 9. A-A-R-A-V. people's heads and they're like oh so finn probably because of finn wolfhard number nine uh a a r a v arav a a r r v a rab a a r a v so like our friend rav two a's in front of it whatever a rav arav number eight jack that's coming back okay because of Jack's septiceye, of course. What the fuck? I'm sorry. Number... Atticus. Number seven. Like Atticus Finch. Like Atticus. That's like the most frat guy sounding name. Yo, what's up, dude?

I'm Atticus. When I think of Atticus Finch, I do not think of a frat dude. Atticus just sounds like a... Think of a sad, depressed old man. I don't know Atticus Finch, but I know... How to Kill a Mockingbird? Oh, okay, okay. Six is Theodore. I like that name a lot.

Five is another one I don't know. S-I-L-A-S. Silas? Silla? Silla? S-I-L-A-S? Silla? Silas?

I'm going to look it up and see if a TV show or movie come up. Hold on. S-I-L-A-S. Yeah. Silas. I don't know a damn Silas. Why am I having a regular name like Larry? Paul and Silas in prison.

Silas, or Silvanus, was a leading member of the early Christian community who accompanied Paul the Apostle in parts of his first and second missionary journeys. Oh my god, dude. I'm sorry. I just looked at number one. Don't spoil it. Keep going from where you were. All right, number four.

Silas. Number four. Jasper. Like old man Jasper from SpongeBob. Number three, Asher. No. Yeah. Asher. I knew somebody named Asher. Asher.

Way back in the day. Number two is Milo. Of course, after Milo, Yiannopoulos. Yeah. Number one, and I really don't want this to be because of what I think it is, Archie. What is it? Archie. Archie?

Yeah. Like the comic book? From Riverdale. Wait, the show Riverdale? Yeah. It's about Archie. It is? Riverdale's about Archie, yeah.

Then why do people hate it? I thought people loved Archie. Archie's a fucking- You can love Archie, but hate Riverdale. 1950s cartoon, and then Riverdale is like they made into... Who plays Archie in Riverdale? Some buff dude. What?

Archie wasn't buff? Well, they made him handsome as hell. Cole Sprouse is... Does he have red hair? Yeah. I don't know. I haven't watched it enough, but Cole Sprouse is Jughead. Okay.

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At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. That's interesting. I'm going through these. Wait, let's see what our names have dropped to. Where is Ryan in 2019? Well, I'm at 60 now and neither of us are coming up. Wait, Matt is at 60?

No, I still haven't found it. Damn, dude. The fuck? So we're not in the top 100 anymore. Wait, can I see like... Dude, Matt're not in the top 100 anymore wait can i see like dude matt is not in the top you baby name i think matt is one of the most popular names not anymore uh i get it i get it i guess because if i had a child i'd not i would not want to name them i guess a normal well this is a normal name. What's a normal name? This website, this different one I went to, says it's number 36 in 2019, but I didn't see it on that other list.

Real quick, let me see Ryan, baby name. Because Ryan, I think there's certain names that will never die out. I think Ryan is definitely one of them. It could be a guy or a girl's name. Yeah. First thing on Google, is Ryan a boy or a girl name? It's both. Ryan. First thing on Google is Ryan a boy or a girl name. It's both. Ryan, baby name 2019.

I cannot find 46. Okay. Top 50. We both have top 50 names. I'm surprised Matt's been struck so low. I know. It's actually down two places from 2018. Damn.

Would you ever name your first son Matthew? No. That was a very fast response. I'm never having a son or a daughter. Smash cut to literally like 10 months from now. This is Matthew. Would you name your son Matthew for the meme of it? If you had one? No.

So then they could say... When I'm long dead... When I'm long dead people can come up to you and your son in public and say Matt and Ryan from Super Mega. You know? Hopefully he'll be tall and I'll still be fat. Not fat, pudgy. Well, it's very plausible you could have a very tall son. What would you say better describes my body?

Pudgy or plump? Neither. Okay. But in reality now if I'd use one brutally honest accurate word I would say husky husky that's usually the one yeah okay because you're not fat bulky no not not bulky bulky is different you're not You have, like... I ain't toned either. No, you are. There's definitely a line between fat and toned, and you're definitely more towards the tone. I'm looking at your legs right now.

I'm looking at your beautiful fucking... Look at those calves, dude. That's because that's pushing up the fat. No, but still. Like, that one. That leg is not pushing up the fat. That looks fucking nice. You like that, dude?

Your legs... You do not have fat person legs. You have nice, and your arms, look at your fucking, I've said this before, you could be a hand model. Oh, thank you. You don't have a big neck, you don't have a big face. What are you looking at? Freddy's grinning. Freddy Dredd, is Freddy Dredd grinning?

He's listening in. I don't think he can hear me. I think he can hear you, though. Oh, you can actually hear me now. Okay. Okay. Freddy's outside the recording room with headphones on listening to every second of this. Matt wouldn't buy him an Uber home, so he has to sit out there.

Because we just recorded the episode with Freddie Dredd before this. So think about this, ladies and gentlemen. Freddie Dredd is the only person that gets to listen to this particular podcast episode uncensored. He gets to hear everything that we end up cutting out all the times we say the N-word, which, believe it, it's a lot. There's a lot of... What, Freddie? Oh, he just said the N-word.

Oh, again? Freddie, you gotta stop saying that, dude. Too many times in one night, man. There's like a limit. It's not funny to begin with. What's the limit, Matthew? Zero. And Freddie crosses that. That was a test. And like, a limit. It's not funny to begin with. What's the limit, Matthew? Zero. And Freddy crosses that limit. That was a test.

And Freddy crosses that limit. You had such, like, a piercing look. You were like, what's the limit, Matthew? I'd like to know this limit so I may know how many times not to say it. Yeah, but, like. Seen any movies lately, you fucking horn dog? Horn dog. Pretty Boy? Yeah. Fuck like, uh... Seen any movies lately, you fucking horn dog? Horn dog? Uh...

Pretty Boy? Yeah. I'm gonna fuck you, dude. Dude, I don't know how uncomfortable this podcast is, but there was, like, real sexual tension. If you were, like... I'm, like, rubbing my feet. Fuck, dude. Well, I mean, you're doing that regardless.

You were doing that before you brought it up. You were, like, playing footsie with yourself over there. I know. I was imagining it was you. It looks good. Thank you. You got nice little piggies. Hmm. You could trim little piggies. Hmm.

You could trim them up a bit. You could trim them, but at least you don't have fucked up feet like mine. You know, I got these bunions. I got these big ass bunions. Do you actually have bunions? Dude, do you not see the shape of my foot? Look at this. I'll take my sock off. Let me show you this. Do you see? Your foot doesn't do that. See this part right here? You don't have that. A little bit. Yours is more out.

It should be like this, but it's like that. You're going to have to get corrective surgery for that, aren't you? Yes, I do. Very expensive corrective surgery. And it's going to be very painful. The doctor legitimately told me. He said this. He said, Matt, you've got to have this corrective bunion surgery at some point in your life.

But while you're here, I can also give you ass injections. And he did do that, and it actually was fantastic. I ended up not getting the surgery for the feet, but I did get the ass injections. I want to see you one day, Matt, just pridefully strolling by with your perfect feet, that perfect ass, and big, new, luscious lips. Luscious lips. If I had big new luscious lips, big Botox and ass injections, I might be able to dominate the gay porn market as like the number one twink bottom in the world. And that's not me saying I'm a bottom. I'm just saying that that would fit the type.

But you'd have the lips of like those two Vegas entertainers. The fucking Russian, the brothers? Yeah. Yeah. The ones that don't look human. It starts with a B. Boganov the Bogdanov guys if you're having a good night Go look up the Bogdanov twins and uh see how your nights going after that Don't look up a moving image of them because it will scare you it's these two guys and it's crazy because they got all this facial reconstructive surgery, which I think at that point it's almost like it's definitely form of dysmorphia, but like they

Only did it because it made them laugh when they were high. Dude, what if you dude, what are the odds you get? Dude, you look so fucking funny, dude. Dude, what are the odds you get facial reconstructive surgery until you look not human? It's kind of creepy. They were very, very attractive dudes. Max Mofo had them as

his profile picture for many months. Yes. Um, actually speaking of what are the odds, Ryan, there was a what are the odds, Ryan, there was a what are the odds I asked you over text that you said let's do it in person. So what better place to... What is it? What are the odds you have to take a bong rip... Oh, fuck.

But the... That's it. So what are the odds you have to take a bong rip? Okay. Dude, that's pretty insane, dude. Right, weed? What are the odds you take a bong rip, but the water in the bong has to be the juice

drained from several tuna cans? So it's like, I thought of that when I was going to see the new Tarantino movie. I was sitting in the audience and that just came to me. God damn it. 50. 50? 3, 2, 1, 33. Woo!

What did you say? I said 40. Okay. I mean, I said 33. No, you didn't. No, I, one. 33. What did you say? I said 40. I mean, I said 33. No, you didn't. No, I said 40. What are the odds we both do it? No. I'm not doing a second round of that.

Okay. What are the odds? Now I get to do another bong rip one. Okay. What are the odds you take a bong rip, except you allow me to fill it with... Hold on. I'm gonna come up with something, Matthew. I thought you were gonna say anything, and I'm gonna say that's a little too vague for the rules.

With anything. It's fucking gasoline. The glass explodes, and it's all in my face and my hands. Wait, Freddy just yelled something out. Freddy. Freddy Dredd the Rapper. What was it? Ketchup I don't know if you can do a bong rip with ketchup you can mix it with water. How about this Matt?

Well, I thought of something truly awful, but I'm not gonna say it. You're not? I'm gonna do a pickle juice Okay, so you gotta do a bong rip with pickle juice as the base. That's acid. It's acetic acid. Your point. That's inhal- I would be inhaling acid. I saw that fucking Instagram video. I might have even liked it. If you were lucky. I saw people fucking doing bong rips with- Like, I saw people smoking Carolina Reapers out of a bong. That doesn't mean I wanna do it.

I saw a guy vape a Carolina Reaper. I don't wanna smoke whatever the thing you said. Okay, well dude, smoking tuna juice is- is much less hazardous for your health. People eat pickles. They don't inhale pickles. People drink pickle juice. Yes, because you can believe the lining of your esophagus and stomach is built to tolerate high levels of acidity, not your lungs.

Your lungs are the most sensitive part of your body. Smoke shouldn't even be going in your lungs. Okay, so, all right. Okay, want me to come up with something else? I can come up with something else. We'll do that after. We'll take turns. Okay, so, alright. Okay, want me to come up with something else? I can come up with something else. We'll do that after. We'll take turns. We'll each do three. Okay, okay. Out of 50 each time.

Okay, okay. Unless you really want to change it. Pickle juice, out of 50. 3, 2, 1, 13. 34. Okay. No, each time we have to go down 10. So the next one is 40. Oh my god what's what's the next one matt okay ryan i got one for you and if you succeed in doing more that means you have to mix the liquids

together and take a bong rip okay ryan what are the odds you take a bong rip with uh you know how sometimes when you go to squirt ketchup out, but just that water comes out? You know how... How do you even collect all of that? We're gonna have to buy a lot of ketchup. And just water it down.

Okay, so yeah, what are the odds? Water down ketchup. First squirt of ketchup when it's just that water. You know, you put it in your hot dog, you're like, ah, goddammit. Yeah, so we just make watery ketchup. Essentially, yes. No, no, no. From the bottles, because that... It's out of 40. We already made up the rules. Right. Oh, that's right. Well, not watered down ketchup.

The actual shit from the bottle, because there's not just water in there. That's all the preservatives and shit. I don't know how many ketchup bottles... Like, that would take a lot. That's a bong. I can do it. I can buy enough ketchup bottles for you to do this. Okay, okay. If you do that, then yes. Okay. 40.

3, 2, 1. 23. All right, no ketchup bong rip for Ryan. Okay. Now, Matthew, my piss. I'm kidding. You're not going to inhale my piss. No, I'll do it.

No, that's fucking disgusting. It's disgusting. You're going to inhale my piss into your lungs it's disgusting but it won't harm my health are you sure it won't harm your health you can't you can't drink over a cup of your piss without getting sick at sea yes you can piss is sterile they say sterile they matt that's an old wives tale ryan wives it's a wise tale we've been through this it's not an old wives tale it's a wise ryan it's fucking why it's not wise tale it's an old wives tale. We've been through this. It's not an old wives' tale. No, it's wives' tale. It's a wives' tale. Ryan, it's not wives' tale. It's an old wives' tale because wives used to tell tales.

They still tell tales. Oh, I'm out with my friends. Now you're getting fucked by some fucking sports coach. An absurd superstition is an old wives' tale. Wives. Yeah, you're right. According to sexist tradition, a story popular among credulous old ladies. It's an old wise tale, or even worse, an old wives tale.

Because of that, you've got to drop your last one down to 20. Well, technically, Matt, I was also right. Nobody says wives tale. People only say wives tale. Nobody says wives tale. I think people say wise tale. I don't think people say wives tale. I've only ever heard in my whole life wives tale.

It says old wives tale versus old wise tale. Grammarist. Enough people use it for them to make a grammarist. One dumbass can write an article on a website for some college assignment. Okay. Top ten old wives tales. Okay. Well, let's go ahead and I'll do this.

Forty. Really? It's not going to I'll do this. 40. Really? It's not going to hurt me. Okay. Three, two, one, three. Woo! Getting close. Three and six.

That's your last one. No. We have one more each. Oh, yeah. You're right. Okay. So this is yours for 30 now. Okay.

Or if we really wanted to up it, we could drop it, cut it in half, do 20. 15. 15. 15. Well, if you do 15, I have to do 15. 15? 15. Well, if you do 15, I have to do 15. Okay, this is the last one. What's the last one, Matt? Ryan. Oh my God, well I got a top piss.

I'm not. I'm ultimately getting the shortest straw because I up it for you and then you up it finally for me. So, out of 15, this is getting dangerous now. Okay, how about you dissolve a bunch of fiberglass in water.

Oh, perfect. And just scar your lungs for the rest of your life. Give me a second to think. Give me a second to think. I mean, this is a lot of power right now. It is a lot of power. Cause like, this has to be good. Okay. I got it.

Yes. Ryan? Yes. I am going to work out, right? My balls are going to get real sweaty. Okay. I will then soak my sweaty balls in a cup of Monster Energy Drink, the sugar-free one. Okay. For 20 minutes. Okay.

That is what you have to do your bong rip with. Okay. So that's ball sweat. Yes. But not just ball sweat. 20 minutes, that's enough time to really cleanse the scrotum. Let's do it. Out of 15, ready? 3, 2, 1. 8.

Can I use a restroom break? Yeah. Think about it while you're in the bathroom. We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen, with the grand finale of this bong rip series. Okay, Matt. I thought of mine. All right, we're back from our bathroom break. I got myself a nice crisp LaCroix. And I thought of the thing.

Let's hear it. Matt's just toilet water. Dude, that's disgusting. That's just vile Okay Out of 15? Yeah Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop

Uh-huh Whose toilet? Like public toilet? No, not a public toilet How about my toilet, but before I have to get the water out I have to flush it three times No, you don't have to set any stipulations. Okay.

It's whatever. My toilet. You're just your toilet water. Yeah. I'll go big. Okay. What's that? 15.

Okay. Three, two, one. Nine. Oh, my God. Okay, so neither of us have to take gross bong hits. We can just take a regular one. I got one more. Okay.

If you're willing. What is it? Just tell me what it is. This one's so bad, I'll be willing to do it if we say this number. Ask me what are the odds for this one. What are the odds? We'll both do it. Okay?

Just tell me. Just ask me. What are the odds? Okay, I. The odds. I'm asking what are the odds that you. Basically. Uh-huh. the odds... I'm asking, what are the odds that you... Basically... Uh-huh.

I need you to mop your house. Ring out the mop. Okay. And that dirty, dark gray water. Yeah. That's the water you put in the bong. Two. You cannot pull a two at this one.

So one of us is doing it. You cannot pull a two at this one. I can't pull a two, Matthew. All right. For those who don't know, two works if we both say the same number. So since you're the challenger, if we say... The same number. If you say one, I say two, or you say two, I say one, you have to do it.

I have to do it. But if we say the same number, I have to do it. It's setting it to 50%. One of us will be doing this. Dude, I have to do it. It's setting it to 50%. One of us will be doing this. Dude, I... Okay. You know what? You want to do two?

That's putting it at 50% for you, though. You could have set it to anything and gotten out of this scot-free. But now you're going to... I have a bad feeling about this one. You're setting the odds to be 50% in your favor. I like how it's still my house and I have to mom actually can it be my house cuz I got Lego prancing around and oh dude hair I have a gag reflex thing which is the thought of animal hair uh-huh it okay It... Okay All right, you ready for this? All right

Three two one one EEEE NOOOOOO NOOOOOO Buddy Yes, okay. Well that'll have to happen at some point. That'll have to happen at some point. Oh, fuck me man So I gotta smoke-ass mops.

I'm already gagging, like, thinking about, like, intaking- Dude, I am, too. All this shit on your floor. Oh, dude. Your little feetsies walking around with all the- Oh, dude. Oh, no, fuck. Oh, my, dude, I don't-

I don't want to do that, but I will okay oh I actually feel physically ill just thinking about it. I'm still getting a bit I'm trying to like get over this guy. I feel like I'm like I'm picturing myself good. I'm gonna have that I said oh Stop stop stop stop stop stop okay. We'll save that one for a rainy day Yep, we'll make it a podcast segment. We'll bring it in and get the audio. Jesus fucking No, we won't because then that'll why did I think we're taking the bathroom break and I was like Ryan I just thought of the worst one you like keep it yourself, and I was like no just wait

I wish I had I wish I kept it myself now Haha, I wish I had just fucking not open my stupid mouth. I Like how you're like we'll both do it and I'm in my head. I'm just fucking not opened my stupid mouth I like how you're like we'll both do it and I'm in my head I'm just like oh yeah we are oh we're both doing it but not not what you're thinking you're thinking we're both we both probably have 100 dude and then neither of us would have to smoke fucking dirty mop I don't have to smoke mop water you do you're the one regretting it absolutely 100% I wish this bit had never come to fruition well now it has now i'm gonna have to inhale fucking to yeah uh put the ad reads out right after this yeah okay

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I legitimately wear MeUndies almost every single day. Do they have, like, short lounge pants? Like, ones that are more like shorts? That you can just wear out in public? Yeah. Not that I can wear out in public, but... Oh, just a lounge round where you don't feel too naked? I guess I could just get their briefs. MeUndies, yeah. Do they have briefs? They have a ton of different cuts.

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And you're just getting your dick sucked. That's good. By my wife. Yes, because you're coming home and you're the second you open your door your wife starts filleting you oh fuck i forgot dude came up with a really good song parody this week it was uh yeah forget it yeah i did did you remember did you remember it and forget or did you just remember the fact that you came up with it and so you were hoping you'd remember it in the process of you talking about it? That was it.

I didn't remember it at the spot. I was hoping I would remember it like when I brought it up but that didn't happen so here we are. Yep. Wait. Fuck dude it had to do with getting brain. Do you think a skittle would help? Maybe yeah. Toss one of those in my mouth.

I don't land it. That's alright, dude. I couldn't even see. The light is too... Sorry, how about this yellow one should do? Ow, it hit me in the ear. I'll just eat that off the ground. That's fine.

I don't need more. I don't need that much sugar. I'm trying... So, one thing I noticed was... In July, I cut back on sugar. Which... One thing I noticed about cutting back on sugar was that I started napping a lot less. That's awful.

No, it's great. I have more time to do things. Oh, that's awful. Because napping always got in the way of my daily routine, you know. I'd have super mega work to do. I'd have to work out, which I didn't do. I'd have a lot of other stuff. But get in the way of my hobbies, man.

My hobbies would fall to the side because I'd just be like, I'm going to nap. That's going to be my hobby. That's a good fucking Skittle, man. That was literally less than 30 seconds. I really hope someone would try and just put us on blast for that. We challenge you guys. Put us on blast for this. Y'all don't care.

Do it. Y'all don't care about your audience. You guys are pussies. You guys are fucking pussies. Unless you put us on blast for chewing those Skittles. We're the ones who give you support. Some of y'all do. We're the ones who give you free fucking cockton.

Except for the Patreon people. They pay for stuff. Thank you. They don't pay for the podcast, though. Well, in a sense, they do. They fund the business. Now that we don't get those sweet Game Grumps paychecks, now we're all on our own and having to... But they have to fight our ad read people to like, who has more ownership over

us. Exactly, exactly. The corporations at the end of the day will ultimately dominate Super Mega. Sorry, guys. That's just how end of the day will ultimately dominate SuperMega. Sorry, guys. That's just how it is. That's how this world works. You can start your own corporation. If you start a corporation that makes millions of dollars, maybe we'll consider it then.

Until then, we will be shills to the big corporations. You will always hear that on this podcast and this channel. We will reflect that. When did we start doing ad reads, by the way? How early on? I think like pretty, pretty late. We didn't get a single ad read for a good long amount of time. Did we go over 50 without an ad read?

I think so, yeah. So that was like. We didn't make it to 100 without an ad read. No, no, no, definitely not. But I like, the thing about ad reads is like, I'm glad we have them. And I think that we're able to do them in a way. Because I've listened to a lot of other podcasts. And a lot of podcasts do it where it just takes you out of it, I think.

Sherry's Berries. Yeah. It's like, oh, here's the ad read. I like to think we do them a little more fun and take some more risks with them, ultimately costing us money. One time, we won't say the brand, it did cost money they were like you guys they were not happy with one of our ad reads and there's a there and i can't even be like several brands that have pulled out i can't even i can't even be like try to go pick which one because like a lot of them you'd probably pick is the one that the company was basically what we're not i'm not gonna say who it was but a company was very upset with one of our reads that they did not pay us for another extra one that they wanted us to do as an apology to them.

And so we said, go fuck yourself. No, we did the extra read. We did. Because we're... We can say that. We're not saying who it is. We suck up the big corporations. Yeah.

Of course. We suck up the big corporations. Yeah. Of course. There was actually, there was one ad read we did where I think there was some miscommunication between some people. And we did the ad read and realized they hadn't actually bought the ad read. So we did the ad read and they never paid us. Yeah.

They actually decided to not. Even though we did the ad read, they're like, you know, it's fun No, we're not gonna pay so thank you To that one specific company for that ad read Yeah, I don't mind. We're not naming names, but I don't mind putting them on blast if they're gonna do that Because you took up precious time from our viewers Not to pay the boys You're not supporting the boys remember when that remember

when like this whole like 10 minute bit was just like the twist of the whole story was it being an ad read ryan's ranch was that ryan's ranch yeah which was flawless by the way actually really i think that's my favorite ad read we've ever done absolutely well dude i was just i was taken aback when you did that. I was like, this is an excellent bit. Like it's been going on for like 10, 15 minutes. It's lovely. And then finally the climax of the story, you let it into an ad read and I was like, really dude, you're going to take this in? What? But ultimately I do love it. And, um, I actually, there's a compilation of our ad reads out there now. If for some reason you want to listen to that.

Because, like I said, I've always enjoyed our ad reads and I have fun doing them. And I'm like, I'd love to make a compilation because we never take them seriously. But it's like, I don't want to put literally a compilation where it's like, Here's us doing reads for companies. But someone else did it. Dello Beast. Yeah, I like Dello Beast. I don't know them personally.

I do like the fact that they make compilations. I can't understand how they have the time to do that. Because they'll upload these two- They have to sift through things for specific things. Yeah, and it's like, here's two hours of them talking about one specific thing. There's also SuperMega compilations. Go check both of those people out. Yeah, yeah.

There's several people that make compilations now that are pretty good. So if you want some good background noise, go for it. Fortunately, that would be us in this case. We are good background noise. Not good foreground noise. Not something you want to actively pay attention to. No. And you listening to this while you're doing your homework or working on that project or

driving, doing something else, not really paying attention. Thank you. I wish that we were important enough to doing something else, not really paying attention. Thank you. I wish that we were important enough to be foreground noise, but I do understand. You like to set us in the background. And you can tune out again right now. You paid attention right now because we brought you up and you're like, oh, they're talking to me. Now you can tune it out again, listen to us say stupid shit while you continue your homework or your drive or whatever.

It's fine. We didn't talk about the movie in detail, but we did say we both liked it. What? Passion of the Christ? No. We talk about that all the time. I'm talking about Once Upon a Time ellipses in Hollywood. Last podcast, we mentioned we saw it.

We mentioned we liked it. We didn't talk about it, though. We didn't talk about it that much didn't talk about it that much i fucking really enjoyed that movie i've seen it twice l-o-v-e-d and you're gonna go see it i'm gonna go see it again yeah um it's just like one of those movies where like it's not a straightforward plot but the it's it's like i'm entertained because the first time watching it i didn't know how the structure was and then the second time watching I knew what the structure was so it was kind of like watching short skits

Like one by one like they're bits one by one like here's the bit in the beginning in the bar with Al Pacino Now here's the bit When he's trying to remember his line for a scene now, here's the bit at a ranch, you know Like yeah, each one was kind of like a little short film in the same you it was amazing when he's trying to remember his line for a scene. Now here's the bit at a ranch. It's like each one was kind of like a little short film in the same unit. It was amazing. It was an amazing movie. That bar actually. You went to.

I go there frequently. It's a great bar. And I went there the day after I saw the movie. And I was expecting to be packed and it was just empty. And the bartender made one hell of a martini. He was very cocky. He'd take a sip of it while he was making it. He'd go, God damn, that's the best martini I've ever had.

God damn, that's good. Or he'd take a sip and go, Motherfucker, that's good. It's a great bar, though. It's called Musso & Franks. It's in Hollywood. It's where they shot the Al Pacino, Leonardo DiCaprio scene near the beginning. Excellent movie, though. I think, honestly, one of Tarantino's best.

I watched Death Proof for the first time recently, regarded as one of his worst films. I loved it. Why is it regarded as one of his worst? I don't want to spoil things. You'd have to watch it to see why. It was a double feature with a Robert Rodriguez movie.

Okay. Which is interesting because the start of the movie had the Troublemaker logo and the other one, Dimension Films, which I know from Spy Kids. I watched Spy Kids and you see those logos and seeing them in front of a Tarantino movie, you're like, oh, what the fuck? Is this Spy Kids? Nope. It's Quentin Tarantino with all of his glorious foot action. Fun. Let's talk about the feet in this movie, Ryan.

There are a lot of feet in this movie. I think this is the movie where he went, fuck it. He fuck he was like fuck it y'all know i like feet by now i'm gonna embrace it he really put some feet in this movie margot robbie's feet everybody's hippie feet everybody's fucking and and and my man quentin i'm not gonna call him my man i don't he's a weird dude quentin uh he didn't, he likes dirty feet. Yeah. The dirtier the better. A little bit of salt and pepper on those babies.

A little salt and pepper, a little seasoning, a little steak seasoning on there. It's, he likes showing those real dirty feet right up in the camera. More in the foreground than the character. Much more in focus. The feet were almost in the way of the character. And many, many shots. Specifically the Sharon Tate shot where she's in the theater watching her own movie. Couldn't you see Tarantino going on Foot Wiki and finding the hottest feet?

And that's how he casts actresses because he can get to see their feet. He'll go on one day on Foot Wiki. He'll see our feet. On the men's Foot Wiki. See our feet. He'll be like, yes. Maybe he'll cast us in a movie with my big bunions and everything. Who are your favorite performances in the movie? Well, I really liked when Margot Robbie showed her feet. I thought that wiki. See, our feet. He'll be like, yes. Maybe he'll cast us in a movie with my big bunions and everything. Who are your favorite performances in the movie?

Well, I really liked when Margot Robbie showed her feet. I thought that was a really good scene. Favorite performance. I fucking love Leonardo DiCaprio, one of my favorite actors. So I loved that. I thought Brad Pitt was phenomenal. Yes. I thought that he was so good at that character.

There are two big standout performances that I really liked, which were Brad Pitt, and I just now looked it up. Her name is Margaret Qualley or Qualey. She plays Pussycat. I looked her up too. Just because she was good. She was fucking good. She was super in her role.

Maybe that's a testament to also Tarantino, because I also don't remember seeing her in other stuff. I just remember she stood out, and Brad Pitt was my favorite performance in the movie. Especially, I'm not going to give anything away, but Brad Pitt's performance in the third act of the film is just... I was legitimately laughing. You know, you and I were talking about how you and I do not laugh much in movies anymore. This movie had me laughing multiple times. It was the perfect balance of comedy and

drama. Yes. And just great cinematography directing. Because here's the thing, I'm not the biggest fan of Quentin Tarantino as a person. Just from what I've gathered. He's a weird dude. I'm not super into some of the things he's done. But his movies are fucking

amazing. If you want something to kind of put you off of the man a little bit, you just listen to the interview he did on Howard Stern kind of defending Roman Polanski. Yeah, that might, you know. Because he was like, nah, she was into it. She was digging it. He was just at times like, whoa, Quinn. All right, Quinn, let's pump the brakes on that. Quinn, how many 13-year-old party girls are you hanging out with, buddy?

A few, okay, a few. Just for on that. Quinn, how many 13-year-old party girls are you hanging out with, buddy? A few. Okay, okay. A few. Just for the feet. Get out of here. But, yeah, I'm not a big fan of him as a person. He's a great director. His movies are amazing.

You just watched Pulp Fiction for the first time. Yes, I did. Really good. I liked it. Marcellus Wallace. It's so good. It's an amazing movie. I love Pulp Fiction.

Such a good name. Marcellus Wallace. You know, dude, Marcellus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody other than Mrsus Wallace. It's so good. It's an amazing movie. I love the location. Such a good name. Marcellus Wallace. Yeah, dude. Marcellus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody other than Mrs. Wallace. Well, he did get fucked by someone other than Mrs. Wallace. Who's that, Ryan? I don't know the name of the character. It was the guy that was like a security guard or a cop that the gun store guy knew.

That's right. Oh, that's right. He did get fucked. Yeah. By a man in a basement. And then he blew his balls off with a shotgun. It's a good movie. Fantastic movie.

And then he said he's going to torture him. I liked it. I really liked it. Although, I have this strange thing, and it's not like it made me like it any less. I don't know what it is, but no matter what role John Travolta is in, whether it's Grease,

whether it's Pelham 123, whether it's Hairspray, whether it's From Paris with Love, or whether it's this, he has such a goofy face. I can't see him as anybody else but Travolta acting like someone else. To me, I was like, that's Travolta in a wig. I'm the same way with Charlie Sheen. Even though Samuel L. Jackson is super well-known, Samuel L. Jackson kind of has this fourth wall-breaky thing with me where it's like when he's in a role, the role's always aware that it's Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or he just throws his own flair onto it and I'm always entertained by it. Granted, Travolta, I think, is a great actor. I think I get what you're saying. You just see Travolta. I think, is a great actor. I think, uh, I get what you're saying. Like, you just see Travolta. And who do you say that's Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen. And it's probably because of all that stupid shit he did like a decade ago. Of course you're never gonna see him as anyone else. But every time, even when I go back and watch movies.

What's that Vietnam movie he was in? Platoon. Platoon, okay. I go back and I watch movies with Charlie Sheen and I'm like, I just see that goofy motherfucker, you know? Was he also in, what's the one where like Elf? Is it the Chinese come and invade America? Red Dawn. Wasn't he in Red Dawn? The original,

not the Josh Peck one. Was the original China? I don't remember. It was either Russia or China because the new one changed it. North Korea, yeah. With Josh Peck. Wait, was North Korea the one? The new one's North Korea. Oh, okay, so it was Russia in the old one. I have to say, the scene where they invade is pretty sick.

When you see them come down in parachutes. I was like, what the fuck? Throw rocks at them. I know. Ow! Ouchie! That's Ryan's impression of a North Korean being injured by a rock thrown by Josh Peck. Yeah, overall though, I loved the movie.

I'd love to see it again. I really, really liked it. Can't really talk in depth because i don't want to because there's like moments there's moments in this that like there's plot points you don't want to spoil i'll spoil pulp fiction but it's old but yeah it's a new one it's still in theaters and i just feel like since it doesn't have a grand structure you'd think you wouldn't want to spoil it but there's just kind of like punch lines and all the all these things that kind of come together that you wouldn't want to spoil it but there's just kind of like punch lines and all these things that kind of come together that you don't want to ruin because my favorite things are kind of like the

revelation of something being a punch line or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Death Proof, another Tarantino movie I'd recommend. You haven't seen Reservoir Dogs yet? I have not. I'd love for you to see that. Let's come over and let's watch it. Dude, I can't help but cringe every time Quentin is in one of his own movies because he's a fucking

awful actor. Dude, but he said the N-word in Pulp Fiction! Dead, uh, you know what? Storage. What? Because he's acting cool. He's like, look, the problem isn't the fucking coffee, alright? Okay?

It's the fucking dead in the trunk of the car. Now, do I have a sign up? It's because he's not projecting. He's not projecting when he's acting in that scene. I know. It's because he's not an actor, but he puts himself in his movies. He's the fucking director. So he's like, oh, I'm going to be in this scene.

I think in one of my favorite roles he plays, honestly, is from Dusk Till Dawn. Because he plays like. I haven't seen that. I think he plays the mentally impaired brother or partner to George Clooney. Oh, so like an autobiography. Maybe he isn't mentally impaired and that's just what I got from

his performance. Tarantino gives off that vibe by himself. Dude, he's in Death Proof and he's at the bar drinking. He's an unfortunate looking man. He's literally a blockbuster Employee that just happened to be Famous yeah or get famous

He's got talent he makes great fucking movies I think honestly he's One of the better filmmakers still working Today where I go see a movie A lot of these filmmakers dipped off but Tarantino still Is making great This was his biggest box office opening But like how many

like his movies don't have to deal with world ending bullshit or they don't have to you know they're also like very fun and they're very much of Hollywood and they breathe and exude all these different genres and you can tell

when you're watching a Tarantino film and it's really nice to have a voice still out there that makes films like this in general, where it is, this is a movie that has big stars and it has good acting and it has good directing. Um, I don't know, you, you, you, good movies still come out, but you know, right now we're still, we're still in that era. And I, and I love these movies, but we're still in that era, and I love these movies, but we're still in that era of the comic book movie where everything's trying to be big and bad, and Fast and Furious is getting bigger and bigger,

and they just released Hobbs and Shaw, so it's nice to see a legitimate movie hoisted up by the crew, the acting, and the directing, and it's not just, I can enjoy a good popcorn flick, and Tarantino makes good popcorn flicks, but he also makes good movies that aren't just popcorn flicks. Yeah, he makes movies where it's like, I'm gonna a good popcorn flick. And Tarantino makes good popcorn flicks, but he also makes good movies that aren't just popcorn flicks.

Yeah, he makes movies where it's like, I'm going to enjoy this popcorn, and I'm going to enjoy the movie. Yeah, because it's well made, and it's fun to watch. Exactly. And every Tarantino movie I've ever seen, I've loved. Yeah. You would love Wars of Our Dogs. And also... I think Inglourious Basterds still is my favorite.

Inglourious Basterds is wonderful. Inglourious Basterds is still my favorite Tarantino movie. First time I watched it, I had no idea that it alters history. And I was like, what the fuckasterds still is my favorite. Inglourious Basterds is wonderful. Inglourious Basterds is still my favorite I had no idea that it alters history. And I was like, what the fuck? It's a great movie. I do love his movies. And fuck, what was I going to say?

There's one more thing on this subject. Oh, yeah. So me and Harrison and Jackson knew that you haven't seen Pulp Fiction. So we were going to invite you over to watch it. But we were going to edit our own version of it. So when you texted me recently, you were like, I saw Pulp Fiction. I was so bummed. You were like, damn it.

Because we were going to edit it and either cut out a crucial scene or change the ending somehow. So when you watched the first time, you were just going to be like, what? That's the movie? You should have just ended the movie where Travolta gets shot coming out of the bathroom. Like end it there with, like, the down. We were going to either, like, rearrange scenes so it made no sense or, like, end it prematurely and then put one of those, like, things where it explains it via text, like the after story. I'm very bummed we didn't get to do that.

I will say Pulp Fiction is definitely, in the catalog of Tarantino films that I have seen, Pulp Fiction has the second best opening to a Tarantino film. Oh, it's excellent. Reservoir Dogs. You would like Reservoir Dogs. But Inglourious Bastards is still like the opening, the closing. Everything about that movie I really like. Like everything just, every box was ticked for me.

I love Inglourious Bastards. I've only seen it once. I just wish, I don't know, part of me is just. I have it on DVD. Come over and watch it. I have it on Blu-ray just wish, I don't know, part of me is just. I have it on DVD. Come over and watch it. I have it on Blu-ray. No, I have it on Blu-ray too. Harrison has a Blu-ray Tarantino collection box set.

Ooh. Has all the classics. I just recently started a Blu-ray collection because when I visited home, one of my friends, they didn't have Netflix or anything like that, so we couldn't just browse what movie we wanted. They were like, hey, I have a selection of movies. And as I was looking through their movies, there came that joy in me that's like, I miss this.

I miss having a set of movies that I know I can watch again and again and again that are just there. And I can watch at good quality, don't have to worry about my internet or anything like that. And it's mine. Exactly. But I think a big thing of it is it's like, go on Hulu. It's like everybody's moviesulu it's like do they

have this movies it was so much but like if you have your own collection of movies it's like these are movies that speak to me that I love that I can look through and I can hold and touch it's something like I want us to get started on listening to commentaries of all the movies yeah yeah yeah like to and it's it's also like there's something about owning I do the same thing you do with blu-rays with CDs where where I have a vinyl collection, I have a CD and a tape collection, and even if I might not listen to some of them,

even if I love that album, and I only listen to it digitally, it means something to own it and have it, and it's like, knowing that I have these things as part of my collection of things that make me me, it feels good to have that. I was scared for the longest time of starting a Blu-ray collection, even years ago, even during Syndigo.

Even before I moved out here in general. But I was always like, they'll go out of fashion in two years or five years, and then I won't be able to buy more Blu-rays. But then, all of a sudden, I just started, I was going to stores and stuff, like Walmart, Best Buy, Second and Charles, and it's like, no, they still sell DVDs of movies that come out. Like, Blu-rays are going to be around for a while. They still make new DVDs.

And the new format is the 4K Ultra HD. That's the new-ish format. But it's like, 1080p is still good quality for a movie. Of course. If I want to, for instance, I actually got the 4K Ultra HD,

the Forrest Gump 25th anniversary. Do you need like a special thing to play that? Xbox does 4K, I think. Do you need, so like those discs, you can't play in like a Blu-ray player? I don't think a regular Blu-ray player. I have to check.

I think since the Xbox supports 4K resolution, it will be able to play this. But I have to see because you do have to download a Blu-ray player app for your Xbox to play Blu-rays on. So I'm going to have to check the 4K Ultra HD whole thing. What was that one format that was so short-lived? Something violet. Ultraviolet. Ultra Violet. Ultra Violet, yeah. They still do that because Ultra Violet is the digital download that you would get.

Because you know how it comes. A lot of things used to be DVD, Blu-ray, and Ultra Violet. It was like you get all of these. So you get the DVD disc, the Blu-ray disc, and then they give you a code so you could download the movie. But on a certain, I think on an Ultra Violet website or in your Ultra Viol ultraviolet library oh I thought it was like a type of this mm-hmm oh I say we bring it the what was it you HD the little PSP discs watch movies on that yeah dude Harrison used to have a PSP and he would always watch dodgeball spider I think the the second spider-man was a movie that I owned on the PSP he

was either that one or the first one but I I had that, an ATV off-road game, and then a baseball game. Dude, I had... For PSP? Yeah. The ATV game? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just loved going around on that. My friend had that, and I'd go to his house and I'd play it.

It's a lot of fun. It's so much fun. And then the baseball game, I remember... I forgot about that game. I didn't play the game that much, but I just remember I'd go onto it because it came with a music video. I think it's called Pressure Point by the Zootons and so

I would love that song. Yep my friend had that too and we'd watch it Wait really? Yes. And it has like I think the sign falls down in the music video and it takes place. Does it take place at like this motel ish type? Dude. I can't remember specifically. I have not thought of this in like nine years. That's amazing. I remember

crystal clear. Like it was yesterday. When the 3DS came out, you could download music videos for a short period. They're taking down the, they're taking out the YouTube app, or YouTube app support from the DS's I think. Fuck! That's our main platform. I know. Uh, you could download this OK Go

music video in 3D with like, they were on a it was White Knuckles and there was was a bunch of dogs and shit. It was cool. But yeah, overall, a fun podcast episode, Ryan. Freddie, we can set him free. Let him go home now. But thanks, guys, for listening. We're on Spotify and iTunes.

Okay, guys, stop with the laughter. I know, it's very funny. I am currently in Thailand when this releases. Ryan is down in the mines, mining coal. Yeah. Thank you for that, by the way. Of course. It's not an easy job.

It's the least I can do, Matthew. Thank you. But, guys, we'll be back next week with another episode. Sorry for – don't put the microphone in your mouth. Don't do that. I'm excited to get my bong rip soon. I know. It's going to be great, man.

So excited. All right, guys. See you next week. Love you. Bye. Bye. Mwah.