supermegashow - EP 155 - Matt Goes To Thailand

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

We talk about recent news, Matt's Thailand adventures, and Pure Flix movies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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as they present you with the Super Megacast. That's right. Matt has been verified. We did it,ast. That's right. Matt has been verified. We did it, guys. We did it. I mean, I guess we, because Super Megacast. Super Megacast got verified, too. We did it, guys.

I was all... You've been verified for like a year and a half. Yeah, all I did was copy your homework, and I got verified. And they were like, not this guy, though. Because I remember when we were first starting to want to be verified and they were like not this guy because you were i remember when we were first starting to want to be verified in terms of like oh we're getting bigger and so we were both at the same time back before the grumps office even did their renovate renovations

and shit yeah you and i had our computers and we were both on the same web page because it's when twitter allowed you to request verification and so i was looking looking and I'm like, what did you put? And you're like, this, this. The only thing I changed was that you put something else instead of your Instagram and I decided to put my Instagram instead of something else or something like that. It was like I chose to put in a different site and I do not think that's

what happened. I think at the time they just looked at your Twitter, my Twitter and they're like we'll do this. Not this one though. Not that one. Now it's like, the big one's not tweeting as much. So the little one's taking attention. I guess we have to. We have to verify.

He also has more followers than the big one. Oops. God damn. It's that engagement, bro. It's like you have to, you forced their hand. I was like, if I tweet enough and force myself in everyone's face, they'll have to do it. And I'm getting all those wonderful verified followers now that follow like 600,000 people. I love the...

Like a sports journalist with like... A lot of them are like indie reporters or rappers. Because they have like the bot that will auto-follow you. So all of a sudden it's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like restaurant has followed you. It's like, okay, cool. They follow a million people. Can you believe what Bill Clinton has done?

Honestly, I can, you know? Bill. The Clinton kill list has gained another name. Jeffrey Epstein has committed suicide. R.I.P. Jeff, man. I was on the beach in Thailand and it was nighttime and I got this notification on my phone

and I just screamed. I said, damn it, Hillary. Damn it, Bill. Once again, you've done it. You know, they were asking me as a YouTuber, like, you know, we need your help. And I offered my help with the Epstein case

and they said, this dude just committed or tried to commit suicide because we found him in his jail cell with bruises around his neck. And we're afraid that he might have tried to hang himself. And he's a huge witness whose case incorporates a lot of powerful, rich people. Probably the head of the biggest pedophile ring in the world. And I'm like, I'm sitting back in my lawn chair in the backyard, you know, throwing the tennis ball with Lego.

And I'm on my Bluetooth. I'm like, listen, buddy. If you need my help, I'm here. What's up? They're like, so we have him on suicide watch. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, buddy. You have him on suicide watch? That's a

serious thing to put someone, take him off of that. Take him off of that. That's too stressful for him. I mean, think about all, like he just had one of the worst court dates recently, and where a lot of stuff is coming to light. He's probably embarrassed. He's had a lot of negative media attention. I know.

And they're like, oh, so just take him off? I'm like, yeah. And while you're at it, you know, give him some free time. Tell some guards to just go fuck off for a bit. And make sure he has ample materials, like, if he wants to learn how to tie some knots or something. Thanks, Matt. That's me. You were just standing behind me. I was behind you, giving you more recommendations. Yeah, you're just like nervously

pacing because you're excited at my that the Justice Department called us. Has called us once again, actually. That's not the first time the Justice Department has given us a ring. Yeah, Hong Kong's calling, but I can't fucking understand them. Yeah, I don't. They've been here freaking out about something but I can't I don't know how to help with that. That shit's ridiculous.

It's insane. Dude, wait, real quick I'd just like to. What did the, sorry, sorry, go. I was just gonna say like. No, no, no, actually I want to talk. Go for it. I'm kidding, go. Go talk. I just want to, it's like a sitcom moment when like like the guard walks into the cell just like, oh no!

I like to think of it as like It's one of those moments where one's like In the drive-thru ordering something And all of a sudden he goes He calls his guard buddy No no no He's in the drive-thru and all of a sudden He looks there's a twitter notification Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his cell

He goes spits out his milkshake Calls up his guard friend, weren't you the one watching Jeffrey Epstein? I thought you were watching him! No! Drake and Josh watching Jeffrey Epstein. And all of a sudden it's like, but Megan said

that they were having two-for-one burgers at Burger King! God! Drake! Megan! Weren't you watching Mr. Epstein? I thought you were watching him. I thought you were watching him. Also, the Twitter icon comes up. Joe!

Joe! Or even maybe Kramer and Jerry watching Mr. Epstein. No, no. Oh, Jerry. No, no, Jerry's too busy watching. He's part of, he was trying to get Epstein killed. I was just saying, I think he had a, what's it called, where you... An underage girlfriend.

Well, that's a part of it, but he, what is it, an excuse, but it's something in crime. What is the fucking word? Alibi. An alibi. He had an alibi because he was taking a nice young lady out on a date in a car He goes you know I I rode this around with Robert Erwin No, you didn't what are you talking about? I saw your show you definitely didn't do it

Do a do a whole episode with Robert Irwin You're too young for that to remember that then it was must have been Steve. Oh He's dead. He's dead Jerry. What why didn't they have Steve Irwin. You're too young for that to remember that. Then it must have been Steve. Oh, he's dead. He's dead, Jerry. What? Why didn't they have Steve Irwin on Seinfeld? Dude, I don't know, but I was telling Justin one of the saddest things is that we will never see

Steve Irwin on Hot Ones. That is pretty sad, dude. Oh, golly gee! These fucking wings are cunts! Did he ever say cunt publicly? No. He was like the hero of Australia.

If he said cunt, that would have been like... He's honestly, like, a lot of people had... What are some famous people who are gone now? Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein. It's like, you have Queen. You have Jeffrey Epstein. Well, Queen's have Queen. You have Jeffrey Epstein. Well, Queen's not dead.

Mr. Mercury is. Mr. Queen is dead. Mr. Queen did die. The Queen of Queen is dead. The Queen of Queen. Yeah, Prince died. Yeah. George Michael.

R.I.P. Yeah. Every time I go out of country, someone dies. I go to Japan, XXXTentacion kicks the bucket. I go to Thailand, Jeffrey Epstein kicks the bucket i go to thailand jeffrey epstein kicks the bucket didn't kick a bucket matt he he was shot in a car what yeah he's not he's not he wasn't put away for kicking a bucket oh yeah i'm talking about jeffrey epstein did i miss something was he shot in a car two times in the back of the head you know that famous story yeah oh yeah the guy

who's like vince foster shitting on shitting all over the cia and they're like hey stop well they didn't say stop they just shot him in the i mean he killed himself he killed himself he shot himself twice in the back of the head yeah which you know first time he's like dang i got one more time and threw himself out of and threw himself out of window yeah i forgot about that that's something that like i don't hear is like yeah he shot himself you know two times in the back of the head he's like oh and then he threw himself out of a window after doing just to make sure it really really wasn't the same guy or did they

throw someone else out of a window i know in russia that happened no there was like no marcellus wallace threw a man through a window right through a through a greenhouse he also got fucked in the ass he did he did i finally saw a pulp. We talked about that on the last one. Did we? Yeah. Was I back? I was back. It's been that long. We have not recorded in a long time because Ryan and I have been on the opposite sides of the world from each other. I was

skipping around on some glaciers. He was sliding around, slipping around, having a good time. Seen some bears and whales. He put his socks on and was sliding around on the glaciers. And I was over in Thailand, the kingdom of Thailand, visiting some family and I had a fucking blast. So tell me about Alaska, Ryan. Was it cold?

No. Really? Yeah. Was it hot? A lot of the time I had to take the jacket or the long sleeve, whatever I was wearing off and just wear a t-shirt. What? Yeah.

The only time it was, yeah, I don't think it was ever like cold, cold. It was only really cold on the glacier. But after that, like, I mean, there's a heat wave in Alaska. You know, all those, all the ice is melting, which is a fact. That sucks. Yeah. Maybe it shouldn't be melting. Maybe they should stop doing that.

Well, there apparently is, I only saw the headline. I didn't read into it. Apparently, there's like a $400 billion plan to refreeze the Arctic before it melts. Some dude just comes in and sets a blow dryer to cold and he's like walking around. He's walking on the ice just. I don't think it's working. Runs out of battery. Or like, you know, when you plug in a blow dryer and like the fuse blows, I don't think it's working runs out of battery that'd be a good or like

you know when you plug in a blow dryer and like the fuse blows so you have to like click the little button to go someone help me with this Thailand was insane I

well I didn't ask you sorry continue I'm still talking about Alaska over here no I'm not but how was Thailand how was Bangkok Thailand was insane. How was Shrubador?

I didn't go to Shrubador, but I did go to- Oh, that's because it's dangerous? It's very dangerous in Shrubador, but I went to Koh Samet. I went to Rayong. I went to- Rayong? Bangkok. It's almost-

It's like Rayon in French. Rayong. I mean, it's like Ryan in French. Rayong. Rayong. It's a province called Rayong in the South. I think that's how you say it. It's R-A-Y-O-N-G. Some of us say Rayong. Rayong. Rayon. It's a province called Rayon in the south. I think that's how you say it. It's R-A-Y-O-N-G. Some of us say Rayon. Rayon.

Rayon. It was really fucking cool though. I've never been somewhere like Thailand. It was super fucking cool though. I want to go back. The food was incredible. It was really spicy and my asshole was in constant misery the whole time. Every shit I took

in Thailand was just absolute lava. You and I were keeping tabs on your first day. You were talking about how afraid you were of the spiciness. And I was like, dude, watch out. Watch that butthole of yours. And you were like, dude, I'm eating some right now and I'm dying.

That was my first meal. I got penang curry with green beans with chili paste. And I was like, this looks so good for my first meal. And I penang curry with like green beans with chili paste. And I was like, oh, this looks so good for my first meal. And I had like three bites and I had tears going on my face. I was like, oh, no. It was from a food court in a mall, too. So I was like, oh, my God, why is this so spicy?

And then later that night, I took an incredibly, incredibly hot shit. And it was not hot as in sexy, hot as in like my ass was on fire. And they actually have a word for it in Thai which means spicy butthole I think it's called sapdut or something like that and it's like it just means like your spicy poops it's like basically

after you eat spicy food my cousin was telling me spicy butthole yeah my cousin was telling me like if you are about to eat something really spicy

you'll take a picture of it and put it on Instagram with that hashtag because it's like spicy butthole because you know you're going to have that later and it's like a flex like how spicy butthole because you know you're gonna have that later and it's like a flex like

how spicy butthole can you get I didn't have fun with the asshole part my stomach was not upset but the food was good my stomach is not readjusted since coming to America either a lot of just spraying liquid diarrhea in the toilet bowl maybe from the water

readjusting I don't know but you know I ate a shit ton I had Alaskan king crab for the first time and holy fuck you know I'm used to whenever you get crab legs somewhere usually if I find it's like Wednesday night free crab

legs at the buffet from 6pm to 8pm you know that type of shit yeah and it's like you break them and you can get like a little bit of meat out but it's about the probably the size of your middle fingers the largest chunk you'll get if you're lucky even but these fucking crab legs dude they came with like scissors to help me out with them and so i cut into one of the one of the the claw. And I, like the middle part, the bigger

part of the leg, and I took out this whole chunk of meat. It was essentially just crab sausage. I've never seen crab meat that big before. That's, dude, I bet that was so good. It was ridiculous. Did you dip it in butter? Hold on, I got a picture I can show you to prove it. Dude, crab is so fucking good. Like, I

absolutely love crab. Oh my god. Look at that. my god holy shit right that's like a that's like a cigar that looks like a crab cigar you could smoke that like a cigar it was and i was did you just because you know when you're eating crab and if every time you get like a piece of crab meat you're like yes i probably have like i eat like there's crab in my meals but i probably only have crab legs once every two to three years. Same. If that. My sister really likes them.

So when I, when I visit my sister, we'll, we'll get them sometimes, but it's like, like we'll, we'll get them from the market and like boil them and do that. You get them alive? Uh, yeah. And I just fucking stomp on them. Um, no, I don't get them alive. I just get the legs. Okay.

And, uh, God, it's crab so good though. I had, uh, a relative of crab, scorpion, on a stick. Got a little. You sent me you taking a bite out of it. How was it? It was. So it tasted really good, actually. Like, I was surprised how good it tasted.

It was like a roasted. That's what I guess. Did you get over the fact that it was a bug? It was tricky. I have a little experience. I got a little experience with bugs now. You do. Eating bugs.

I think you've had the worst experience you're ever going to have with a bug meal. Well, I went into it thinking that because I went into eating this. I'm like, see, this is actually prepared. They eat this for pleasure. What I did was good for you, Matthew. No, it was very prepared. It was very good. What you and Harrison did was great.

But I was like, oh, it it's not gonna be as bad as that and I've already gotten through that um they also had roaches too uh but I was like I'm a little scarred from that I'm not touching those but I got this scorpion on a stick big old black crunchy shiny scorpion um and I went in and I started I ate one of the big old claws first and it was very uh oh I ate two claws actually at once i just kind of chomped down and it the texture was was the hard part because it was still a bug shell yeah and believe it or not exoskeletons are not easy to chew through it was like it shattered into like a bunch of shards that just it was like eating plastic like shards of plastic and i was like i had to chew it

a bunch and i just i kept eating eating it. Good source of protein. Yeah. I mean, that exoskeleton is good for it. And then I took another bite of like the body. And what really bothered me more than anything was like knowing that the head was in my mouth. And I was like. Oh, yeah. Because I just started thinking about what it looked like.

And I was like, oh, no, no. It was, it tasted good though. It was nutty, I guess. Like roasted, roasted nuts. That's the best way I can describe it. Like a toasted nut over a fire. And then I was going to get some crickets and grubs to try because that's really – apparently they don't really eat the scorpions. That's more of like for tourists or so I was told.

But they eat the crickets and the grubs. Like they're chips. Yeah. And I was going to get some of those. But honestly, after the scorpion, I was like, I've had my bug fix for the night. I don't need any more bugs. Yeah, I want to have some actual food. Yeah.

You say as a bunch of cultures look glaringly towards you. I heard that bugs will be in the future can be one of like the main food sources for humans. Bugs are the solution to world hunger. They are, for real, because like they can reproduce so quickly. They're super healthy for you. So many of them. I know.

Think about how many ants there are. I read this statistic for like every person on earth. There's like, it was some crazy fucking number of ants. So you can eat ants too. We need it. Fry them up in a pan. Yeah.

You can eat a fucking, you can fucking eat a ton of ants, dude. I want to eat more bugs though. I really do. I'm, I'm curious, uh,

about trying bugs and like the freeze dried ones. You can get it like a novelty shop. I don't really count that when you get them on the street, like being fried by a little woman on a cart like that's the way to go or or bought from an exotic pet store and then frozen thrown into some oil now they weren't supposed to be pets these weren't pet roaches they were made for feeding your pet snake or your your reptiles yes or your good friend uh for. Oh, dude. Have we talked about that? What? That whole...

I know we've talked about it at live shows, but have we talked about it? We have. I think we have. We have to. I don't think we've ever talked about it on the podcast. Have we not? Because I thought that the roach from the roach sushi video was like, you guys got it from a novelty store where it's like, oh, you can eat these roaches. No. I went out of my way. You got it from a pet supply

store. Yeah. To feed a of my way, dude. You got it from a pet supply store. Yeah. To feed a reptile. Like, that's not sanitary. I was trying to get the can of roaches, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Oh, fuck that, dude. That's disgusting. So I read that with people that, I looked up cooking videos, like legitimate cooking videos on how people prepare roaches.

First off, they don't usually get them from a reptile store but i'm like you just uh just clean them off and you boil them and there you really clean off a cockroach dude that's like a walking disease you gotta you gotta you gotta wash it off with some water and then you boil it i don't know if water will cleanse the i might have rabies by the way like i might be developing rabies in the next few days so just keep an eye out for that why did? Did you get bit by something? I got bit by a couple of cats. Did you? Jungle cats. So, and last night while I was sitting around with some friends and I'm talking about how I got bit by these cats.

I'm like, no, but it's fine. You know, I don't have rabies. Like that would have shown. They're like, no, Matt, rabies doesn't show up for sometimes like the minimum is like two weeks. It'll take weeks to show up. And I was like. And it kills people.

Oh yeah. You don't, I don't think you survive rabies. You should probably go see something about that. The incubation period can be up to like two years before it shows. So I'm like, oh, okay. There were a lot of cats in Thailand. Everywhere. A lot of cats and dogs. You made a big old

friend. Well, a little friend. I did. I named him Chachi. And he was this little tiny jungle cat on the island of Koh Samet. And he was so little tiny jungle cat on the island of Koh Samet and he was so sweet because he wanted food. And he would just let you pet him and play with him and he would sit on my lap. Because they're so used to people. Yeah, so every time

I'd come around I'd pick him up and put him on my lap and he'd fall asleep. And then late at night I found him outside and I was like man, I miss Banana. I miss cuddling with a cat. And I was like, what if I took him inside and I slept with him did you take him inside I took him into my room

what and I put him on my bed and he loved it and he like curled up and was purring like crazy and he snuggled with me and slept with me this little tiny like

jungle kitten but then like an hour later he was like wait a second wait what's going on and like freaked out really he didn't freak out

he started meowing a lot and was like I don't want to be in here so I just I let him back outside yeah he kidnapped an animal from its habitat. I catnapped him. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. He loved it, though. I have pictures of him curled up against me. He was purring so hard. And then when he wanted to go out, I let him back out. And I hope that he enjoys it. And you never saw him again? Never saw him again after that.

I saw his brothers and sisters because they looked the exact same. But his brother is the one that bit me several times. The asshole. He was an asshole. but his brother is the one that bit me several times the asshole he was an asshole would you say yours was the runt of the litter he kind of looks like Adam Driver

he was one of those weird looking cats I don't think he was the runt maybe he might have been he was so sweet though I know the guy because he had massive nuts he was so cute have you. He might have been. He was so sweet, though. And I know the guy because he had massive nuts. He looked all goofy, though. Yeah. He was so cute. You seen any movies or TV shows recently?

I did. In Thailand? On the plane. I watched a couple on the plane. I watched... Okay, so the airline I was on, for a 13-hour flight, had the worst movie selection I had ever seen in my life. What was it?

So they had Avengers Endgame. Wow. And then they had... It's epic. Some Chinese movies. And then they had avengers endgame wow and then they had it's epic some chinese movies and then they had like which ones though i which chinese movies yeah i couldn't tell you for a million dollars what you just shit like propaganda to get people ready for the impending doom i watched a really anti-american ind. It was about India's first nuclear test. That was my best option. It wasn't a horrible movie, but it was not great.

And then I watched a really good Ethan Hawke movie called Stockholm. I haven't seen that. Have you heard of it? Nope. It's about Stockholm, how it started, where he plays a bank robber that robs the biggest bank in Sweden in the 70s. And it's about his captors. Who does he take hostage? Some bankers, but it's about them kind of like starting to like him.

And then it's really good. It's a true story. They become friends. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now,

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Maybe, maybe, maybe he does. I don't want to spoil anything. She pegs him. Oh, she... I thought it was all dudes. No, no, no, no, no. It's her. Okay.

And she pegs him in the vault. It's one of the scenes. It happened in real life, too. Crazy. Listen, boys. You ever just think a girl's not into you she's just playing the long game go ahead and kidnap her and just wait it out see how she feels in a few weeks that's stockholm baby stockholm syndrome works you know that girl won't like you keep her uh keep her tied up in your room for a while she will eventually like

she'll see how bring her some nice food though she's tied up remember that room for a while. She'll see how cool you are. Bring her some nice food, though. She's tied up. Remember that. Treat her nice. Treat her very nice. You gotta outweigh the cons in this one. And don't do anything weird, guys. If you just keep her captive, she will start to warm up to you. That is science. She'll be like, wow, this guy is pretty funny. And his neck beard is pretty nice, too. And I like the way he wears that fedora.

And his Pepe lapel is really nice. It's not. It's just not. I love you. I'm from Stockholm really nice. It's Notch. It's just Notch. I love you. I'm from Stockholm, actually. Believe it or not. Believe it or Notch. I'm funny, right?

I'm in Minecraft. That's funny. Let me go, please. What, do you want to play Minecraft? No, I want to go home. Sounds like Don. Dude, what if Don was Notch? Dude, Don should cosplay Notch.

You know what else Don should do what suck my nuts yo i got him yo for this thumbnail have don draw him himself sucking your nuts like really like like his tongue what would he do if you and i like because he does commissions if you and i just did commissions of him realistically sucking our cocks like Like every week I'd be like, hey, John. Hey, John. Don John. The famous movie with Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon. Oh, yeah.

I remember that movie. Huey. Do you want to commission Don? Dude, that would just because he's like. But it's only for our personal. Like, we'll just have like a huge assortment of like really like we And we're like Dom this has to be the real life you And because the thing is he allows NSFW

It's like any other commission because he's gonna we're gonna pay him and everything Yeah, but it's like we'll pay double we make him draw the most uncomfortable scenes of us as friends all having sex with each other You know what dude I'm gonna commission him right now Like I'm gonna message him about hey, can I commission you draw like me and ryan just fucking you you remember the uh commission i got for your birthday right yeah he never finished it what but uh you saw the rough yes i did i don't think we can talk about what that was you can't i got don to do a little little drawing for ryan's birthday it's a secret because it turned out a little when i saw it i was like i didn't really realize what I was asking for.

He's good at what he does. He's pretty good. Like, it's one thing to imagine the concept of like, oh, it'd be so funny if I get Don to draw this scenario for Ryan. And then seeing it fleshed out, like very detailed, I was like, huh. Because Don's mind works where he adds little details. And it's like, wow, Don had to sit down and think about that. Oh, yeah. So he did a good job. He's a true fucking artist. He's a true fucking artist.

He's a fucking incredible artist. Don is one of the best artists I've ever met in my life. Like, he can just do some of the most amazing. It's Don and Picasso for me. Don and Picasso, yeah. They're one of the same. They're my two favorite artists. I wouldn't be surprised if, when did Picasso die?

Picasso died in the 90s? Yeah. Did he in the 90s? Yeah. Did he? Or 70s? I like to think that whenever Picasso died, his soul was just waiting around for Don to come out the pussy. He went into Don, came inside of Don, and then Don was... Was born.

Was born. He's the new Picasso. That's wonderful. I would love to see the most realistic piece Don could do. Like, hyper-realistic. Not in his style, but more like... That's wonderful. I would love to see like the most realistic piece Don could do. Like hyper realistic. Not in like his style, but more like. That's the thing. Like artists develop a style.

Can, does that mean they, since they, and they do know art. You can break that style. Well, we have, we have, if you remember in the past, we've asked to kind of copy certain styles, like with the Cuphead thumbnail. Like Homeland, for example. Was it Homeland? I think. I don't even remember the name of that game. Homefront. Homefront.

Where she did like a communist-y poster. Home Depot. The game. Dude, I'd play the shit out of a Home Depot game. Would you? If Home Depot made a video game, yeah, I'd play the shit out of that. Super Mega plays Home Depot?

I want another game to play. I'm playing Sleeping Dogs right now. Oh, yeah. Because I used to stream it, and now I'm playing it for myself. I'm playing Chrono Trigger right now. How is it? It's amazing. I'm playing it on the original SNES.

Well, I'm playing it on a SNES emulator machine, but it's so fucking cool. I love Chrono Trigger. I'm trying to actually beat it I've never beaten it I've only gotten like 4 or 5 hours into it it's a turn based RPG yeah it's one of the classic like JRPGs turn based ones but it's so much fun I feel like you

would really like it a lot so was it on the Super Nintendo and it's also they ported it to DS but there's so many different endings and like things that affect your story. So I'm just trying to go through it and play it for the first time

because I'd love to stream it one day. Yeah. Because I don't know if that's a good game to play on the channel because it'd be like 400 episodes, but it'd

be a fun stream game. What's our biggest, longest series is Animal Crossing. Animal Crossing, yeah. But what's one that's been, that was finished? Finished?

Yeah. Resident Evil? Resident Evil 2. Yeah. It's the longest series we ever did that finished. And I think Spongebob's going to pass that. Oh, yeah. But what's one that was finished? Finished? Yeah. Resident Evil 2. Yeah. It's the longest series we ever did that finished. And I think SpongeBob's gonna pass that. Oh, yeah. We still got some work to do. We got some work to do.

Listen, we might have not gone to the Mermalair, so we need to do that. Yeah, I go back and I see the comments. I'm like, oh, I see shit I missed. Whoops. But that's the... Keep your fucking panties out of a wad, ladies and gentlemen. Don't put those panties in a wad, guys. We'll go back and we'll fix it.

I didn't mean... I don't know that game from the bottom of my heart. I'm playing it for the first damn time. Jeez. Or at least that part of the game. So if I miss stuff, it's... And I've never played it. Me being a fool.

I'm just having fun with my friend Ryan. I'm having fun too. I'm just goofing around with Ryan. And that's all I think they could ever ask for. That's all they could ask for. Hope you all like that 50-minute fishing let's play. I loved it. We put out.

I had a blast. I had fun playing it. That one was so much fun. We also, ooh, we should, we should. Is everything out? No, we still have two things that need to come out. Mainly me. Ryan's been on top of it i've just been like the last week or so just with busyness and going out of the country i've just been kind of like very out of the loop kind of with super mega but our office is actually uh the biggest thing we've been waiting on is is the sound

proofing um and that's actually in process now, in progress now. So we are excited to finally, hopefully before we leave the country again next month, which we can talk about in a second. We hopefully will have the office done and set up. That's a goal we're trying for. It's that time of the podcast that we're recording after the podcast but slipping in halfway through the podcast for ad reads. Matthew. Yeah. Have you noticed you're seeing or hearing

a bunch of ads for socks? Yeah, a little bit. Just a few years ago, no one ever talked about socks. Why so much noise about something we never used to care about? Because one brand absolutely changed the game when... What? I didn't know you had the answer. Oh. Please go on. I'm interested. Oh, yeah. Well, one brand absolutely changed the game when... Oh. What? I didn't know you had the answer. Oh. Please go on. I'm interested.

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you already know why the sock world and your feet haven't been the same since. Matt, I really can't believe how much I talk about socks nowadays. I feel like I talk about socks with people all the time. Stance is the reason why. The designs get people commenting, and the comfort and durability keep you talking. I just yapped my f***ing ass off. And Stance's collabs. It's amazing what they do with other brands, artists, athletes, and cultural icons like yours truly. There are too many to list, but some of my favorites are. Choose whichever collabs you want. No yeah you actually have to read oh pulp fiction toy story kid cuddy star wars rihanna marvel wu-tang clan rick and morty i really don't want

to put anything else on my feet ever again there's a reason stance changed the sock game forever and we want you to try them for yourself seriously i don't wear shoes anymore i just wear stance socks that's why our listeners can get a free pair of socks with purchase at stance.com slash super mega. Ryan, that's stance.com slash super mega. Because if they're not stance, they're just socks. But we are going out of the country one more time next month to go to a very special country. Yeah. Can you guys guess what it is? It's not Japan.

Huh? Oi. Uh. Crikey. Crikey, mate. Crikey, mate. We're going to Australia. This croc right here is super fucking epic. Oh, we're going to fucking Australia, mate.

Watch me as I tap dance on this crocodile. Did he ever do that? I'm going to massage this eagle's cloaca at the same time. Did he tap dance on a crocodile massaging eagle's cloaca? I don't know. Maybe. That's why he's a goddamn national treasure in Australia.

Is that your phone? That was my phone. Oh. It vibrated. Sorry. You want to see what the notification is? Yeah.

Can you say it aloud? Neighborhood alert. Car window broken. In your neighborhood? It's from the Ring app. It's just, people can, on the Ring app.

Is it like in your vicinity yes it's within my like two mile radius so it's like car window was broken so uh whoever's doing that don't don't break any more car windows anyone breaks my car window all they are going to get is a bottle of orange vitamin water zero that's been in there for about three weeks now and a rubik's cube but i love that rubik's yeah don't take that fucking rubik's cube you're just like you like call the police over it dude when i called the police on my bike getting stolen they didn't do shit they were like well uh what do you want to do it's stolen i know it's la they're like what do you want us to do about it i don't think even south carolina police would follow up on that they

got they don't give a shit my favorite thing to see are the grown men that drive around. You'll see them. But it's obviously like little kids or little girl bikes. And you're like, that's not your bike. Where'd you get that bike from, buddy? That's not your bike. Is that your daughter's bike, little man? Oh, yeah, like a 40-year-old man on a little girl's bike.

Yep. Yeah, I bought it. It's my bike. I see it every now and then. I do see it every now and then. I do see it every now and then. I'm like, no, you didn't. That's not true. That's also bold because that's very like clearly, I mean, not always.

Maybe it's like his sister's bike. He pulled over. Sir, can I see your registration for this vehicle? Like speeds off on it. Bling, bling. Bling, bling. So if you actually broke into my car, let me tell you exactly what you would find. And I was, this morning I woke up and I went out to get coffee and I was just looking in

my car and I was like, Jesus Christ. Because it was clean, but just with how busy I got before I went out of town, it kind of, because you know, right before you go out of town sometimes and that whole frenzy, things get real messy. My room is a wreck and my car is. And sunscreen like exploded in my backseat. So my backseat is covered in white just all over the seat. So it looks like commas everywhere.

So there's – you break in. If it got on your hair, it would be like sun-bleached hair. Like a can of soda. Exploded. Exploded. Yeah. You know, coated my backseat in golden, like molten lava flowing. Yeah, but basically you break in.

There's some – let me see. There's like newspaper uh there's like a t-shirt put down for yourself do you have a litter box for yourself yeah i mean if i'm driving i need to go i can pop it out a human litter box i can piss over my shoulder into the back seat just kind of like no you cut a hole like with it with a fucking knife into your like driver's seat and just dump litter into it so you could take a shit whenever you're driving. Dude, a toilet seat in the car would be fucking awesome. No. Harris and I were talking today. Unless

you could like shoot it out the back from your exhaust at other cars. So if someone's tailgating me, I'm like, I'm gonna take a shit real quick and fly it out. That's where we are. That's where we are. We're gonna shoot poo-poo. I shoot poo-poo out of...

I was talking to this boy, Harrison, he was like, imagine if there were gamer chairs that you could just shit in. And then I was like, imagine hanging out and playing video games with Ryan and he's just blasting shit out. And he was like, okay, who would you rather be in a room with doing that? Ryan or Jackson? I was like, Ryan 100%. Really? Yeah. Dude, I used to be top

line like, don't get near this boy. No, you're fine. I was gassy. You were bad for a while. You're alright. Alaska, I was gassy. That's why the ice caps are melting. Thanks a lot, dude. That methane gas. Yeah, it's polluting shit. It's killing all the fish. And the reindeer in Scotland

or wherever. Who gives a fuck about reindeer? You see those mass reindeer graveyards? No, I didn't know that was a thing. That's sad. It's not a... Okay. Now I feel bad for saying fuck reindeer. When I say that, are you picturing a legitimate sanctuary where tombstones are? No, I'm imagining like a

big hole in the ground filled with reindeer. No, I'm talking about like just a field with a bunch of them that are just dead now because they froze and then they died. Oh, they froze and died? Or something, yeah. Or they got hungry and all starved. But it's like a shit ton of them. It's just, it's like something out of a horror movie. Like it's just a huge open field with nothing but dead reindeer.

Oh my God. That's Santa's nightmare. You know what I'm saying? I know. That's not funny actually. No, it's not. It's dead animals. That's sad.

I was just trying to find anywhere to sneak a joke in to brighten the mood. I'm sorry. Let me tell you a little bit more about Thailand. So to get around, you would give a man on a moped. No women. No women driving the mopeds. There are also no women driving the taxis in Japan. A woman drove my taxi, though, to the airport.

Ooh. So. Was she wearing, like, one of those, like, the glasses with the mustache. Ooh. So. Was she wearing like a, what are those like the glasses with the mustache? Hello. What are they called? Groucho Marx. Yeah, the Groucho Marx. I always want to say Karl Marx glasses.

And I'm like, no, it's not Karl Marx glasses. That would be a big bushy beard. That'd be a big old beard and a bald cap. How I'm going to look in 10 years. But basically, you just get on the back of mopeds and ride them around, and some dude will just, like, zip you around for 10 baht, which is the currency there.

And I found out that a lot of them take meth pills. Like, just meth? Just meth. Straight meth? In pill form, yeah, to stay awake and get the driving done. And so, like, you'd be on the back, and they'd just be, like, tweaking and twitching, and be like, oh, all right. It was very scary.

There weren't a lot of rules in the road. There's no traffic rules pretty much. From what I've seen of LiveLeak, you getting on the back of that moped is a surefire way to end up on the underside and grounded by a big truck. Well, they like zipping between cars while you're on the back

and you're just hanging on to the little thing behind you. If your pelvis clips the side mirror of another car... I'm going yeah well it's gonna shatter my pelvis yeah i'll probably fly off the back and there's one point he's going real fast i'm hanging on the back and i'm kind of like he's he's jolting a lot like the the bike so i was like oh shit and i had a bunch of bags too like my backpack and my tote bag so i'm kind of like hanging out with one hand and there's a car driving really fast behind us right behind us and i looked and I'm like if I were to fall off the back that car run me over in like less than a second like there's no driving yeah so oh my god and the amount of children I saw just like propped onto a moped just like not even hanging on made me so nervous because they're like

they're on the mopeds they'll just zip through zip through cars If someone's in your way You just drive around them, like on a car It's insane Getting coffee What? What'd you say? Getting coffee With a comedian? That's pretty good

I didn't say with a comedian, I just said with coffee You're in a car, having a coffee with a comedian In Thailand. But dude, there'd be like guys on mopeds that cut through traffic and would come down the opposite lane and just drive the other way through. It was insane. I'm really on it today.

You're doing great, man. Did you get it? They'd come through traffic. Yes, they'd come down the... Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What else did I see? I saw some...

The back of your eyelids where you slept. Yes, I did. I saw the back of my eyelids. I'm on a roll. Nice and red. I'm on a roll. I got really fucking sunburned. I fell asleep on the beach

and I was like, fuck sunscreen. And then I... Why? What did it say? That's pretty good, dude. I took the sunscreen out to dinner first.

It was fucking my... I still have sunburn like I'm still bright red on my shoulders in my back And your pussy and my pussy my pussies a little red too, man. Dude you are fucking Cracking the ground of myself right now. I'm feeling see the smiling face of mine. I do you feel you see my smile? I see those pearly whites peeking through. Pearly yellows, bruh. Those mossy yellows. No, they look pretty white from here. Let me see.

Man, my teeth look like a goddamn coral reef. They don't look like a coral reef. They look like sponge. Yeah. No, they look fine, dude. A bunch of sponge bobs lined in a row. A bunch of little tiny sponge bobs. I'm trying to think what else I did in Thailand.

I did so much. I went to the National Palace. I ate the best food I've ever had, honestly. Do you have a boner right now? What? That? It just looks like you're, okay, never mind. It looks like your cock's just up and hard.

That's the way the shorts are. You know? I was just like, God, he's really, you're like Thailand. I'm like, God, Thailand. Have you seen that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where he's like, his pants have like that little bolt? You're literally talking into the side of a boom mic. That's where you talk into it?

Of course, dude. But have you seen that Curb episode where like Larry David's pants have that bolt, but it's just how like your pants naturally do and the girl thinks he like got a boner while sitting down? But even when he makes the apology, it's like, it's okay. You were aroused.

There's nothing weird. It's like, no, no. I think it's the pilot, isn't it? I wasn't. I don't know. That's such a funny show. I need to get back into watching it. I watched like three seasons in a row.

Bernie Sanders really reminds me of Larry David a little bit. They did an SNL skit about that. Did they? Larry David plays Bernie Sanders in a Curb Your Enthusiasm type of thing. I could be writing for SNL then, couldn't I? You think I'd do good? Oh, yeah. Writing for SNL? It's not hard to do bad.

I'm kidding, SNL. It's easy to just make jabs. You know? Looking over the hundreds of people that work hard to make that show go live whenever it does. I mean, Saturday night, by the way, that's when it goes live.

Is it? Sunday morning? Nope, Saturday night. Okay. They should switch it over to Sunday morning. No, that's, dude, we should do Sunday morning. We should do a live show on YouTube every week that's like a church service,

like a televangelist show every Sunday morning. Just Sunday morning live? Sunday morning live, yeah. Okay. Why not? Sunday morning, the Lord's not sunday sunday morning the lord's house easy like sunday morning i'm praying on sunday morning can we make a christian tv pilot and premiered on a sunday morning on public access like we'll be in the sea of videos see if uh we can you and i we can use let's let's hit a pure flicks.

I think I think they're itching for some talent to to really. I mean, Stephen Crowder was in a pure flicks film about about this. Yep. It's it's literally the epitome of a I can't remember the name of it, but it's like the white, you know, the white savior story arc. You know what that is? Yeah. Well, the white Christian boy has a black friend that he doesn't really hang around anymore because he's all about being cool. And his black friend's a nerd. One day, the black friend brings a gun to school and then shoots himself in the head in front of the whole student body in the hallway.

This is a Christian movie, by the way. Really? That's the movie? That's the beginning. And then Crowder goes, oh, shit. by the way. Really? That's the movie? That's the beginning. And Steven Crowder goes, Oh shit! Steven Crowder plays the friend of the main character who's like

the douchey, just kind of like, ha ha. But anyways, and so the way that this white kid, or this boy, sorry, this white boy. No, Steven Crowder, he's a man. Well, he's not the main character. Oh. But I'm talking about the main

character now. So the protagonist... Wait, does Steven Crowder play the black guy? I wish. Does Steven Crowder in Blackface? He plays the douchey friend to the protagonist. Oh, okay. Who date rapes the protagonist's girlfriend. Does Steven Crowder date rape somebody in the movie?

I think so. Okay. Or like... Well, at least he dated her. Oh, wait. No. I don't... Never mind.

I don't know why. Like, he's going to be like, he totally made a lie about my character. No, I think. We were lying about the blackface thing. I think him and the girl actually did have sex, like the protagonist, and that's how she got pregnant. Well, that's how most people get pregnant. But I think she cheated or did.

She did something with Crowder, I think. Whatever. She got louder with Crowder. And now she's got a baby up. Her schnauder. Up her schnauder. Up and around. I don't know.

Up and around her. I thought I, like, there's something there. Up her. Yeah. Comment section. Go at it. Go at it, guys. Get creative.

Honestly, that's what you guys are here for. If I can't, if I know that there is a joke to be made there, but I don't, I lack the mental capacity. There are a lot of comments that make me laugh. No, you guys are funny as hell. I'll be looking through it and every now and then I'll be like, huh. I'll like do a little laugh out loud. No, there's actually like.

I'm talking about the movie. The comment section has gotten a lot funnier. When it's not Matt and Ryan from Super Mega or Yes Yes Daddy Likes or Splatoon porn. We're getting off subject. Sorry, let's go back to Pure Flix. splatoon porn. We're getting off subject. Sorry, let's go back to Pure Flix. Anyways, so how does

the protagonist make amends for being, for going kind of away from his Christian values and not being that good of a friend to this kid? Blood sacrifice. Nope. Sacrifice the baby. No, no, no.

He. The Clinton family forces her to have an abortion and they find out that was actually the son of jeffrey epstein no it's very simple there's another brown boy that he has to go save and he does he brings him to church and they get saved really yeah except it's not it's it's like a i think like a asian kid he's he's in black it's an asian kid in blackface yeah they couldn't find any more actors no

they just doubled Steven Crowder I only saw this movie once people so I'm sorry if I'm butchering it but yeah what the fuck dude

he wasn't Asian he was Mexican dude I honestly can we can we have like a Pure Flix marathon night what was the name of that movie

I'm gonna find the name of this movie can we have a Pure Flix night can Pure Flix sponsor us? They're the same ones who do God's Not Dead. They did a post-apocalyptic movie with the main character is the same guy that plays the preacher

from God's Not Dead. I think we watched it on the podcast. We should have a fucking Pure Flix night. Ryan, what are the odds that by the time you turn, by your next birthday, Ryan, you have to watch every Pure Flix movie up to the current date? When? By your next birthday, when you turn 26.

That's a lot. That's way too many. How many is that? They have their own streaming service, don't they? Dude, we could have our own streaming service. I'm not seeing every Pure Flix film. I will see, like, if you give me a manageable number. Okay, if I make a

list of 10 Pure Flix movies for you to watch. I will watch 10. By your next birthday. By my next birthday. Now, did you finish your Rolling Stones magazine? I haven't. It's still there. Ryan. I'll finish it. No, the agreement was before we went to Japan. That was back

in, like like March. Ryan, I lost a word of the odds. She has to read this entire, it's not the Rolling Stones magazine. It's a magazine special about the Rolling Stones. It's like 70 pages about everything about the Rolling Stones. How much did you read? None of it. You said you started it.

Were you lying when you said you were like a third through? I read the cover, Matt. I did start it. That's not a third through. I was going to start asking you some trivia about the Rolling Stones. No, of course not. But Matt. What?

I just found the name because I'm going back to the movie. I found the name of the character that I described as Asian earlier. His name is Johnny Garcia. So. He could be Filipino. Definitely. Yes. He could be Filipino.

So, yeah, here's the poster. It's called To Save a Life. How to save a life. There's a white boy with blue eyes with a cross on his face that looks creepy. And then down here, you can see Steven Crowder as a young boy. Hold on. Oh, yeah. You see him right there?

I see him right there. He's on the left. And then we got the guy. Dude, that picture of the dude looks weird. He looks like a 3D model that's a little messed up. Jake Taylor has everything. He has a beautiful girl.

He's the champion in basketball and beer pong, and everyone loves him. Then, an old childhood friend with whom Jake used to be friends commits suicide. Jake begins to think... Jake begins... Oh, that's just the sentence. Jake begins to think... Separate sentence Oh, that's just the sentence. Jake begins to think.

Separate sentence. He wonders what he could have done to save his friend's life. A youth minister tells him that Jake needs God. So Jake becomes a Christian. However, things begin to spin out of control. His dad is cheating on his mom. His girlfriend is pregnant. And his former friends ridicule and mock him. During all this, Jake is going to realize just what it means to be a Christian and how to save a life.

How to save a life. Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend somewhere alone in a bitterness. Makes me think of Grey's Anatomy, dude. Makes me think of Scrubs. And all those shows, man. That's like the soundtrack to them. It's like

Snow Patrol. Dude, when I was a kid and I was watching Scrubs, which was like at the time, it's one of those shows where it's like oh, this is a It's like Snow Patrol. Dude, when I was a kid and I was watching Scrubs, which was like, at the time, it's like, it's one of those shows where it's like, oh, this is a mature show. Should I be watching? Should I be? You know, like I'd look if they said a curse word, if my parents were in the room, I'd be like, or I like turn down the volume if I'm watching it. So they can't hear what the characters are saying exactly.

Cause sometimes it got raunchy or they talked about sex. Oh dude, I used to jerk off to Scrubs all the time. Nice. Um, I, I remember every time a family Guy would come on, my dad would be like, turn it off, son! Turn it off! No, that just means he had good taste. Yeah. No, I think he might have just been scared because he knew how funny it was. He was just

trying to prevent the inevitable. He knew I was going to get into Family Guy. But you did. I did. Freddie did, too. Freddie watches so much Family Guy. He watches the worst seasons of Family Guy. And he watches it non-ironically. Whew. You know? I mean.

Who are we to judge? I'm not judging Freddie. On people's taste. Yeah, I'm not. I don't want to judge anyone's taste. But if we were. I would judge Freddie for his. I can't talk.

I watch. I enjoy Family Guy. I'll put it out there. I do. Some episodes of Family Guy I find very funny. Some of them. Well, I knew it was bad when Freddie would just randomly would'd be in the car be like oh dude this is one family guy joke and he'd like be laughing while he's telling it about like a joke wait really yeah are you

goofing with the audience and no Freddie Lee I'm not legitimate like I remember we were in Hollywood and we're walking on the street and he's telling me about this one joke on family guy and he's laughing like out loud as he's telling you like yeah I was like you're doing that thing where you're like you're looking at him smiling yeah yeah in your way you know my what am i i hate it when it happens to me and i hate it when other people it happens to them and it's with me it's went nice cock i'm not i don't have my cock out sorry you put your hand on your cock i was resting my hand over your balls limp wrists and the way i'm sitting it was near my penis region looks like you're grabbing. I wasn't grabbing my cock.

You're doing it right now. I'm not grabbing my cock. I'm not, dude. It's a wrap. What is that? What is that little pose? Dude, I'm waiting for you to keep talking. What are you doing?

You look like a sultry little school girl. School woman. I'm a school woman. Yeah, a teacher. Not a student. That's how my teacher sat. Spread their legs and show me their bushes. Unless you're a student in community college who's like over the age of 23.

Why 23? Is that the new age of consent? It depends on what state you're on. I don't think any state. What state you're on. What state are you standing on right now? Sorry, what were you saying though? Don't say you're from that.

About what? God damn it. I was like. Was it before? Was it when I was talking about scrubs? And then you went then you went but family guy no it's when you said nice cock you were talking and then you saw my my my bulge of my my huge fucking bolts i don't know but it's a good power move it's a good way to it's a good way to go i'm not interested in what ryan's talking no i was i'm gonna distract his puny little brain it's not a puny brain it's come i was completely interested i just so happen to actually distract you with the power of my uh my my sexual persuasion

maybe we'll find out someday what are you talking about you come on i don't know i don't remember it either man like this podcast is just you guys remember in high school when you know you you were talking about i was talking about how i hate it when it happens to you and it happens to me or when it happens to anybody and it's like because it can go both both ways when you're telling a joke and when you're giving an idea and you're and you're you're setting it up or the other person setting it up and then you're just going yeah yeah and you're getting ready to like kind of like laugh you're waiting for this yeah release and then nothing happens and then you're like it's like oh fire fire fire

oh shit dude oh that's so funny oh fuck I need to watch that oh man with a bunch of those no no really oh I'll check that out I need to check that out oh that's cool yeah I heard about that oh that's that's that's how I do it when I'm talking to my dad and he brings

up something that I just like don't want to talk about because my dad would be like son did you know that the Clinton family and I was talking to my dad, and he brings up something that I just don't want to talk about. My dad would be like, son, did you know that the Clinton family... And I was like, oh, I haven't heard. I'll look into that. Anyway, it's the best way. You just say, I'll look into that. He's like, I haven't heard that. I'll look into it.

Mr. Jones said, you know, son, I heard that the air in California might make you gay. Well, that is a fact, actually. Matt, if Super Mega ever goes under, you can just become a crisis actor. They reuse them all the time. Haven't you seen? I'm thinking about doing it myself. The Craigslist section, like, looking for crisis actors. Dude, can we put out a Craigslist ad for crisis actors?

The FBI. Then there's also the conspiracy theories where it's like the FBI mess with schizophrenic people to make them commit devious little acts. We're at the age right now where if we have schizophrenia, we'll start to show. I'm 25. You're 23.

If you get to 25, I think you're good. You've made it across the finish line. I still got.... Is 25 just a rule? It's about by 25. You know our metabolism's pretty much like I actually if I'm ever going to actually look after

my body now's the time to do it. It's Gabby now. Cause your metabolism will keep slowing as you get older. I'm ready for my metabolism to slow. When I hit 30? Fuck man. I actually have been gaining weight without doing anything extra lately. I think metabolism's slowing a little bit. Nice. I've been I noticed like I look the mirror, I got a little more pudge now on my... Good. Look at this.

Well, that's not a very good example, but, like, do you... There's a little... That... It doesn't. I expected your nipples to be higher. What do you mean? You lifted your shirt. I don't know.

Oh, it's just because these... It's because my pants are up so high. Okay, your pants are up so high. I was like, Jesus Christ. Dude, what if my belly button was here and my nipples... From my perspective, it just kind of looked like your nipples were on your rib cage. I was like, what? That looks odd.

Yeah, I'm getting a little more pudge around my nips. Yeah. Maybe I'll grow chest hair. I got that one. That one chest hair. You don't got any nip hair? I do. I have hair around my nips.

See that? But I don't have chest hair. Why can't women get hair around their nips? They do. Little afros. They get nipple afros. Little titty, titty, titty afros. Tittyfros.

It's like a wet sponge. I think women can grow nipple hair. I'm almost certain. If they will it to happen. Women? You can do anything. Y'all, I'm not only interested in free the nipple. I'm interested in to grow the nipple.

I want to see, not the nipple itself, like grow the nipple hair. I want to see that. I want to see that nipple hair. Show it. Tell your mom to send us pics of her nipple hair I want to see that I want to see that nipple hair show it tell your mom to send us pics of her nipple hair can you guys just have your mom send us

breast pics via email don't do that guys because now then we're actually going to get some and I'm going to feel dirty don't send any elderly

not elderly just middle age we just don't want it send them over to bitch is going to start getting like milf tits. All right, guys. Now it's too far, okay? Too much.

My business email. The penis stuff, the stinky penis. All right, I put up with it. The Brent 2 bullshit. But now I'm giving out my business email address. For people to send older woman's breasts still. Get your mom to write older woman's breasts still. Get your mom to write Brent on her tits

and then send a picture to Brent just so he knows it's real at least. Yeah, make sure you frame your mom's tits all nice too. Yeah, so when you say mama, let me see them titties. Gotta make sure

they're old looking titties too. Or at least y'all know how old Brent is. You know, he needs something real old to get off. He's into much, much older women. Is Brent out there? No, he needs something real old to get off. He's into much, much older women. Is Brent out there? No, it's Justin. Justin

wants to come in? Okay, yeah, come in. This is real good touring Justin, not Justin the editor, who is visiting in about a little over a week and a half. Is he? Yeah. I was wondering about that this morning. We'll talk about it after this, Justin. Sup, Justin? Justin, I gotta take a shit, my man.

Ooh, cool. Ooh, are you just coming in to... I'm just going to sit down and eat. Oh, you're about to... Don't eat into the microphone. I'm not going to eat into the microphone. You're going to eat off mic. Because there's no mic around you.

Just the chili. Okay. Okay, just the chili. I don't think the... Wait, hold on, hold on. Eat as you would normally eat, and we're going to be quiet, and we're going to look at the waveforms. Okay. Just eat some chili.

As you would eat it, because... Shut up and let the waveforms. Okay, just eat some chili. As you would eat it. Shut up! And let me do it. Okay, yeah, yeah. Do it. There's your LaCroix. That's your LaCroix crack and I saw that on the waveforms. Ugh. Oh, that's very... You put chips in the chili. You literally said

I'm not gonna eat the chips. You said I'm not gonna use the chips. I look and now the chips are on your lap. You poured the chips into your chili. I thought it was going to be the bag that was going to make the noise. No, it's the crunching of the chips. I'll eat a round of chips. No, Justin, you can't eat food while we're recording the podcast. Justin, you understand how upset people get when you eat food? Well, I can understand.

Honestly, I do have to say, I kind of had my first experience with that lately. I was watching John Wick 3, and the dog, every the dog like licks its chops I could not like the you know when dogs do that no are you talking John Wick 3 but like the where I think that sound really is done well is in um Once Upon a Time in Hollywood I can't no no it got me bothered me there too I can't stand that sound for me me, this is going to sound weird, but that sound is satisfying to me. Dude, I can't. I get a little hard. That's a good sound effect. I cannot stand it.

The timing of it with the scene and the pace, it all worked. Bye, Justin. Enjoy your chili with chips in it. Do you want to try it? No. I'll try some after the podcast. I cannot stand that sound for a second. It's like, stop i remember like my dog when i was growing up i love it when it's like a deep like sometimes it but like when there's

like a like there's like this heavy kind of like the sound of a dog eating like wet food i cannot stand that sound the like when banana eats he likes to do in the middle of the night and yeah it's very scratchy and high pit he'll go and and he'll just grab one piece of food and then just crunch it. And I'll just listen to him crunchy and munching. I'll be like, banana nut. But he's a little man eating. I know. He's got to eat his food.

What was I? Oh, yeah. Justin is visiting us, by the way. I didn't tell you about that. You mentioned you said he might come visit. Yeah, he is. I'm so excited. I cannot wait to you about that. You mentioned you said he might come visit. Yeah, he is. I'm so excited. I cannot wait to see Justin again.

We got to do some videos with him while he's here. Some live action stuff. We actually did one with him that's not out. Fuck, you're right. Can we just take meth and just get all of these videos out we need to get out? It's a lot of work. It's daunting. We just need to do it.

I feel like we could just fucking hammer it all. What's the office? The office is so close. If it's set up, we can just go to work every day. When are the people coming to Soundproof? They're coming. So they're coming next Wednesday at 3pm and the address... No.

They have to build... They're building the sound panels right now for Soundproofing and then they're going to come and mount them. I hope the landlord is okay with that, but... We need to get a... All we need to do is... Wait, when...

Where are our computers? They're at the office now. Okay, okay, okay. We have our computers. Our computers, our monitors are there. We need to get a big television for the Let's Plays. Yes, that's the next step. And then we have the consoles.

We're about ready to go. We just need to get the... We got the microphones. Yes. We just need the soundproofing. Do we have all the consoles. We're about ready to go. We just need to get the, we got the microphones. Yes. We just need the soundproof. Do we have all the microphones? No, we got to get a few more. But we all, we just need a soundproof.

Like once the soundproofing's there, we can get the set set up. It's all connecting everything. Basically, like we've just been so on hold because we can't record there until we have soundproofing, so we're still using the Game Grumps. Or else it'll sound like an apartment. Oh. We're going to watch Reservoir Dogs tonight. Ryan's going to see it for the first time

I am excited Tarantino yeah there's there's a more n-words in it for you are there yes

like that word is used do you think after recording we could go do it we don't have to wait cause like I do wanna let's go straight there

cause okay sweet you know I gotta go home it's not like I don't wanna say like I have plans but uh I do have plans tonight. And it's only because I have the addiction starting again. You crack?

Yeah. Minecraft is on Xbox. And so Justin and I started a world last night. Jackson and I started a world. And so we're working on it and we're just having fun. And I can't wait for the day that we bring all of our power together in one big server because i i was telling justin i prefer playing minecraft with the mouse and keyboard because with the controller it's so fucking slow i've been wanting to play with you for a while let's start let's start it we need to get our fucking i honestly wants to

they added so much it's weird they added like a traveling merchant they added like we found this tower just last night with all these like dudes, dudes with crossbows that'll, like, run after you and, like, keep pace with you even if you're running. There's, like, sea life. There's dolphins that make their little dolphin noises. There's actual fish. As I said, there's, like, the sea life. There's zombie. There's water zombies.

There's, um. I saw those. There's, like, those there's like new sand people like sand they added arabs dude but the arabs in minecraft how dare they you know like the but they look like the sand people from the... Ryan! From Star Wars! From the... Notch doesn't work on the game anymore. I like how I'm doing like... Like the... Guys, you know what I'm saying? You know those guys?

Yeah, no, they added a lot. It's a cool game. Aren't they called the sand people? I think they are, yeah. It does sound like a derogatory... It does. I mean, it is a derogatory term. That's like a known derogatory term for Middle Eastern people.

Dude, they added sand people to the game? These dudes. Yeah, from Star Wars. Yeah, from Star Wars. The sand people. That's what they're called, right? We just hold up a picture of... Oh, wow.

Yeah, that's what they're called. The Tusken Raiders is what they're called. So not the sand people. Well, I typed in sand people and that's the first thing that comes up and i'm looking through google images hold on we're about to see how left-leaning google is i'm gonna type in the word racist and guess what's gonna pop up donald trump and now i'm gonna type in sexy woman and look at the first thing that comes up holy shit what do you gotta say to that to that, Matt? That's Hillary Clinton. Yeah, I just searched Hillary Clinton.

She was hot back then. I did not search. I can search up sexy woman and see what comes up. What's the first thing that comes up for sexy woman? I'd like to be in those search results. Oh, that's actually a very sexy woman. Is that a see-through top? Yeah, and this one where the tank top is just barely. Just barely

covering the nip. Yep. Ooh, what about sexy man? Sexy man. The first thing that comes up. Oh, my God. He's got that dick root. Oh, that's a pretty sexy. He's pointing at me.

He's like, you, get over here. Suck this cock. And I'm like, all right. I'm not sure. Yeah, these are pretty sexy men. I don't. This guy is a little too pale. I think that's a lot of Photoshop. If you're into that.

Dude, but I'm saying when The Office is set up, one of the first things we need to work on is that Minecraft series. It's time, man. It's about time. Okay. Minecraft is in. It's back. We got to get that Minecraft.

I have been seeing nonstop comments on my Instagram pictures being picked up again because I was just seeing Jimmy Wetzel streaming it. I was PewDiePie's back into it. Captain Sparkle's song that he made seven years ago is blowing up now. It's huge. Minecraft is getting another huge kick. That's why it's time for us to finally do our Minecraft series. I say that's what we prioritize when we're in the office. First new thing.

I could lose hours recording episodes. We could record so many. And I actually have been keeping all the things I want to do in our Minecraft. It's going to be an editing nightmare for Justin. Justin. This is the first time he's going to have to deal with something like this. Because you and I had to kind of do it when we were doing PUBG. Which is because we record.

Do we record two or three separate cameras? Two. Two. Yeah. Okay. So we only did two separate cameras. And we're just, we're debating if the Minecraft series is going to have face cam too.

I want it to be like our Magnum Opus on the channel. I really, really, really, really, I have a list I've been preparing of things that I want us to build. So we'll never run out of ideas. I'm like,

in this episode, we're going to start building this and then we're going to do this. And then I have some good ideas. I'm excited. We, we have a lot of cool things in the works. We just got to get out the videos we've already made but then we have a lot

of new projects. We're very excited about. I think this year we've been pretty good about doing what we say. It might take longer but we're doing it. Japan videos and Super Megaplex and Patreon and getting it out there. We do

have another project that we'll talk about once it's more in development. It's still kind of in the pre-planning phase. I've been thinking about it a lot, though. This thing? Yes. Oh, my God. I have been writing down ideas for it. Good, good.

It's going to be good. It's going to be good. Anyway, guys, that's about all the time we got for- Episode 155. We didn't say the episode number. I just did. 155, yeah. That's pretty good the time we got for episode 155. We didn't say the episode number. I just did. 155. Yeah, that's pretty good.

How do you want to end it? I'm trying to think. Do you want to end it with some music or do you want to end it with like a sound effect or? Well, you're editing this. Yeah, of course. And we lost. Neither of us have the podcast timeline project anymore.

No, we somehow lost that. Yes. So we've been having to bootleg every episode from previous episodes. Very noticeable. Yes, and you don't want to have to go download the music. I literally started the last podcast with and now for your future presentation. Downloading the music and figuring out where to start it

and stop, it's a hassle. We're going to get a new podcast background once we're in the office too. It's a new era. We're kind of just bootlegging it right now. But we can end this one i don't want you to have to go looking for that music of course it's easy to find start this with victory music and clapping because it's the yeah of course we can end this one with uh maybe a soundbite from uh from what um try this indeed i did have a relationship with miss lewinsky