supermegashow - EP 158 - Episode One Hundred Fifty-Eight

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

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God knows Ryan and I have. We have been busting our tight little tookuses working on this office. And we will continue to be busting our tookuses on the office, on videos, and on content pretty much until November is going to be where we can just finally relax and just focus on recording and being in the office. Yeah, because we're about to go to Australia this week. Yeah, I cannot tell you how much I wish that maybe we set up some more relaxed times

because we got to go and visit family, but still you're like away from home, like your home base. Yeah. I just want more time in LA where I don't have to go out of town. Because this week, if you're listening to it on streaming services, we're about to go to Australia. And if you listen to it on YouTube, we are on the way to Australia when you listen to this.

Yep. Because we're going on Cold Ones with Max Mofo and Anything For Views. So that'll be a blast. But then we get back. Then we go on the way to Australia when you listen to this. Yep. Because we're going on cold ones with Max Mofo and Anything for Views. So that'll be a blast. But then we get back. Then we go on tour. Then Ryan has a thing to go to back south. It's known as a wedding. Not my wedding.

You can tell him. Jim was finally allowed to have a third wife. Yep. The second one was a tough sell. The third one even harder, but he managed a way to, shit my pants, sneak right through it.

Yeah, I'm actually, I'm shocked. He's the only man in America that's been able to do that. But it's fucking rad. Good for him. But then after Ryan's back from Jim's wedding, we're here, I think, for the rest of the year, right? Until Christmas. So that's when things are really going to start.

Thank God. I just want to be. I hate, one, I just don't like leaving home and just our work environment. Well, it's hard getting this set up and solidified right now when we're going so many places so much. When we're traveling so many places so much. When we're traveling to do vlogs, when we're going to Australia, when we're essentially just – I mean I got to visit home so far once this year.

I've been – yeah, once, and that was for tour. Yeah, and some people got upset, a small fraction of people. I'd say a point zero one percent of people were mad that we were why are you taking trips to see the family that's all the way on the other side of the fucking continent and i and you can't talk to them because by the time your work hours are done and you're done with the day they're in bed sleeping exactly i always go to call my mom and i'm like oh never mind she's asleep by now i went to thailand to visit my cousin and uh who why I rarely get to see and she's not going to live there much longer. So I was like, you know what? I'm a snag this opportunity. See a cool country and get to kiss my cousin on the lips.

Yeah, I did. Very fantastic time. I would love to take you to Thailand next year or the year after that. I just want to go to Japan again. I want to go back to you. I want to go back sometime in 2020. Super Mega Does Japan Part 2. I mean... I mean...

I mean, after we did lose one of our favorite vlogs. It's out there, man. It's out there. We lost half of it. It's physically out there. It exists somewhere. I just don't feel like it works without, because that second half is like the meat.

No, we need the second half. We'll do it again. We'll make it better. Make it better, yeah. This time, because I lost all the footage. Not like lost it or misplaced it. It's just gone from my phone. It was, I think, because all the footage I thought would be put into a separate folder

on like the camera roll or something. And it was kept in the app that we used. I mean, it refreshed everything and cleared it out. Yep. So that was fun. Uh, so this time we can have all the footage of this wonderful,

uh, vlog. We actually lost a good bit of footage just because of that happening with my phone. I know we, I mean, we still got so much good stuff. Oh yeah. There's,

there's two more Japan vlogs on the way. Unless one already released. Maybe it already released this week. Who knows? We're recording this on Monday. So I mean, I can't see the future. Of course. You know, who knows? Who knows? But yeah, man, it's a, it's been a fun week. I didn't do much this week and I slept a lot. I watched some YouTube videos. Nice. Any particular ones you'd like to recommend to the audience? Yes. There's the Russian one that you were talking about. Yeah, I found a YouTube channel called Real Life Lore,

and I spent, like, no joke, probably four to five hours this weekend just laying in bed doing nothing and just watching his videos because they're amazing. He just, like, picks these, like, random subjects and then does, like, video essays on them, but subjects more about, like, historical things that happened. And he has a lot of hypotheticals. Like what would it be like if the Soviet Union was still together in 2019.

Videos like that. And they're like really well made. What would happen if Nazi Germany was reigning today? Exactly. He did a video that I didn't even know. Not Nazi Germany. But Germany had a plan to invade America. And he goes over the whole plan.

It was insane. What was the plan? Basically I think they were just gonna send like a massive massive fleet of battleships across the ocean and then engage the US some point and then win because they would have more than the US

and then they'd send a bunch of like submarines and like battleships to go up and down the coast of like Virginia and stuff and then they would go and they would take Boston by just shelling the city. I think Germany needs to calm down. Do they know how big the United States is? Well, this was back in like the 19, early 19,

this was before Hitler. It was like early 1900s. Yeah. And they just like, their plan was like to shell Boston, take over Boston, and then they would have Boston up north as a base. And then they would get all their ships and they would go take out all the bases

protecting New York and then go take over New York by just like destroying New York City and then going in. Luckily, we have the Second Amendment. Therefore, that could never happen. Nope. Also, the Soviets had a plan to like invade America. I'm sure we've had. I mean, we had.

Oh, we have a plan for everything. We had a plan to assassinate. Oh, Cuba, man. I watched a video about what's his name cuba man you didn't we i like cuba man didn't the c like the cia or something like it was sought out that we actually did have a plan to assassinate a lot one of them was literally giving him an exploding cigar yeah oh like uh they could not assassinate him they tried conspiracy theorists are like you know kennedy, he was too much of a socialist.

The government didn't want him to, because he talked against the CIA. He talked against intelligence and stuff like that. And he was very liberal with his politics. People were like, he was assassinated because he was a liberal. Or because he spoke out liberal or because he spoke out or because he I don't know it's a conspiracy theory so I could get

the conspiracy theory wrong and it's still it's own separate conspiracy theory the dude that killed him also got killed I don't know if that's on it the umbrella man the man in the picture that has the umbrella that's open is that like the time traveler guy no it's like the weapon where you open the umbrella

and it sends out like darts or some shit like a little thing of ricin yeah but i mean a lot of people you not a lot of people but people would use umbrellas as protest and shit yeah of course so i um speaking of cuba i remember learning about this in school but like i just forgot about it but like i watched a video on it yesterday so now i was like in my head again how crazy close like the world came to india oh yeah it was like six and 62 or something the cuban missile crisis dude because it was the the submarine at the bottom had lost contact with the surface and it was their call to like they were because they were like, they didn't know if war had already broken up top. And there were three guys that had to make the call.

They had to unanimously agree to launch the nuke at the United States. And two of them said yes. And the third guy, who wasn't even supposed to be on the ship, because normally it's supposed to just be two people. The third guy who just happened to be there said no. So like if he hadn't been there or if he said yes. So it's not, that would have like. So it has to be unanimous. It can't just be two after three. To launch a nu a nuke wait it can't just be like all of them at least on on the on the soviet thing how they had it was it was like the team there that is in

charge they all have to be in agreement and normally it's two guys it's like the captain and so they just had to like flip a coin of like the war breakout yeah because they well they were getting um these like dummy things were being dropped on them because there was like a US warship that detected the submarine and snuck by the blockade. Yeah. And they couldn't get in contact with them. So they were trying to get them back to the surface.

They're like dropping like dummy things to scare them, but they thought they were real. So they were like, oh, they're trying to kill us. War's broken out. Let's launch the nuke. And then one guy said no. So that would have been a nuclear war in the united states does he have a video of what japan would be like if we didn't resort to dropping two atomic bombs on their mainland he has a lot i don't know i could see him doing that if he doesn't it's like it's really good channel i wonder what what it i wonder what japan would be like what would tokyo be

like today not the same because it's because you know as we meant we want to go i want to go again you've been how many times so far a few i'm not sure i'm not trying to make you feel bad i uh i i went a little uh i'm a little trigger happy with with going when i first realized i was like wait i'm an adult i have tickets are cheap if you plan it months in advance especially from lax and you got the international yeah mr man airport and my boss aaron was like yeah go whenever you want and i was like really and he was like sure and i was like okay so then i kind of went a little crazy with it but uh so i've been twice i've been five times five times okay that's only three more than me so I've been twice. I've been five times.

Five times. Okay. That's only three more than me. So I've actually flown across the Pacific 12 times now. About to do it 14 because we're going to Australia. Let's put it this way. If you and I go again together in 2020, then I will have gone 50% of the amount that you've gone. Yes.

Yes, you will have. I don't know. I just, I know like it sounds like whenever I tell my family when I talk to them because I ignore them all the time because I'm a horrible son whenever I tell them I want to go to Japan again they're like you don't want to go somewhere like Greece or

or London and I'm like I do I do want to go to those places but I can't like I don't know just my favorite food in general is sushi right so off the bat I'm gonna have great like one of my favorite meals I'm gonna always have good quality there also all the rest of their food is great and I just like the the environment and I think I've mentioned this before how I like the I don't know if there's a word for it um specific about this specific feeling, but it's kind of being alone in a crowded place.

Yeah. Because most people can speak decent English, or a lot of people can speak somewhat decent English in Japan. You like being lost in translation. Oh, okay, there it is. Wow. Like the movie I haven't seen that you want me to see you should see it's pretty good movie but like i should i want to do that in like other countries i but the thing with japan is like it's so easy to get around yeah you're an english speaker and

i feel like other countries it might not be as easy well the reason i like going honestly is i'm really sentimental and then that was like the first place i really traveled to like in another part of the world and i had such a good time and then the second time i went so first time i went was because my friend christian was studying abroad and he had never been uh that's right i was like he was like he asked me he's like i'm really nervous like what if we went together for like my first week there before i start classes we can hang out and i was like absolutely so i went with him and then he got super depressed because he got super isolated over there because being because Japan is can be like a really depressing country yeah especially if you're a foreigner like they're

not big fans of foreigners you're kind of isolated if yeah you are and he also lived in an apartment not a dorm so he had no friends or anything so he got really really depressed um so then he was there for like four months and later in the summer he was like dude i'm so depressed and i was like i mean i could come out again so i came out and we had like a huge blast again um and yeah then at that point i said so many good memories i was like then you just went for fun yeah when with aaron i know you i know another country where like because here's the thing I can still get around decently, but like if I were to go to Germany, most Germans speak English. Like they know what you're saying. I feel like a lot of European countries, it's like English is like, yeah, we know it.

Well, so it's like, I guess it depends on like what you want to have a travel experience because I do want to go to Europe. I think it'd be really cool to go to Greece. I want to go to London. London is my like, I want to go to London. I want to go to, I want to have a travel experience because i do want to go to europe i think it'd be really cool to go i want to go i want to go to london london is my like i want to go to london i want to go to i want to go well that fits oh yeah really melancholy i want to go to italy really bad i like melancholy places that's why it's because tokyo has this melancholy vibe at night with me because it also like rains a lot yeah and like i think it's because i feel separated from everything that's going on there like it's like a its own form of isolation i mean it really is a vacation in the sense that like you're kind of you isolate and you're like gone from the rest of the world yeah you know for a

bit which is refreshing uh that's why i like thailand a lot too for that reason um and now i do have to say i do i'm i'm getting really antsy to go to other places i do of course i still want to go back japan really bad but like yeah after going to thailand i was like i want to go to more places my whole thing is i just the reason i want to go back is because i want to we didn't stay in kyoto long i want to actually i haven't been to osaka um osaka and i want to go to uh the theme park i would love about there's like i've only really been a little bit in Kyoto. And then most of the time I've just been in like Shinjuku, Tokyo area.

And I want to explore, I want to explore more of Japan. I, you know, because we could, Tokyo is fun and I love that area. And I think that's always, that would always be like the hub of where I'd start and possibly end the trip.

But I really want to experience other places because they're known for different things and stuff and they have different things. We could do legit an entire second Japan vlog series that's even longer just about Kyoto and Osaka because there's so much to do there. Yeah. Like Mount Fuji.

My favorite bar was in Kyoto. What was your favorite? Oh. Black Jazz. Black Jazz. Oh, right. What was your favorite? Oh. Black Jazz. Black Jazz. Oh, right. That was such a cool bar. Yeah.

Have we talked about this bar before? It was Black Jazz. Brown Sugar. It's called Brown Sugar. Oh, and it had good black music. The sign said good black music. And we were like, what? And we went inside and it was the coolest bar.

Yeah. It was like just super cozy. We talked about it. There was good black music. Yeah. It was great black music. It was really good music though. Yeah. Got a like a, just super cozy. We talked about it. It's a, there was good black music. Yeah. It was great black music. It was actually, it was really good music though. Yeah.

Got a nice little cocktail. Chilled with the boys. If, if, if I were to go, if I'm trying to think, I think next I would like to go to London. We're going to Australia. So that's another country we're getting out of the way. Well, that's, that's, that's a big one. I'm really excited.

I've always wanted to go to Australia, but I've always been like, that's so fucking far away. Why would I ever go to Australia? We're going to Melbourne. Melbourne. Melbourne. Apparently, if you say Melbourne, people will make fun of you. Melbourne. I found out.

But I'm like. What do you say? What? Because in Australian, they say Melbourne. Melbourne? Melbourne. It's Melbourne. They don't say Melbourne.

But if they didn't have their accent it'd be melbourne because i'm like i'm not going to speak an australian accent when i say an english word the the the australian accent makes you say words wrong you're like you're not you're not pronouncing them like if you if you speak it without an accent you're more phonetically close to what the word was trying to be yeah because i mean like it's a break off of like actually americans like you know southern draw isn't american wrong because it started to what the word was trying to be. Yeah. Because I mean, like, it's a break off of... Well, actually, American's wrong too, right? Like, you know, Southern drawl. Isn't American wrong?

Because it started out as like British English. Yeah, but we have our own dialect. Well, British is the... Like, if you... The way I really kind of took a... Thanks for kissing my feet. Of course, man. But the way uh found out where

it's like oh yeah they're they're pronouncing things the 100 right ways because i used to watch top gear a good bit because i found it entertaining and then there's like was it we're like jaguar but they're like the jaguar like they will pronounce the word jaguar it's the jaguar i was thinking about that uh well i thought of a word yesterday well i was like oh yeah even and of course like i know why we don't pronounce it that way like even the word los angeles you know it's a spanish word so it's like los angeles and i'm like los angeles well i'm not gonna say los angeles all right because uh because it's america damn it yeah uh but it's just funny how like English also like just it's funny how like different languages just butcher the word.

Las Vegas is LA, but Los Angeles. Why don't we call it Los Angeles? Because English just simplifies everything. To an O. The O makes an O. And Los is like a. Or an O. I think it's like whatever is easier to say.

I think Los is easier than Los. Yeah. It's like less effort. Lo, la. La, la, la, la, lo. Yeah, because you have to form an L. Yeah. Los Angeles.

God, too much work for me. Too much. I'm not going to say. Because I remember the first time I really thought about it was I was in an Uber and the driver was Mexican. He was on the phone and he said Los Angeles. And I was like, oh, shit. Oh, that's how it's supposed to be said but like i'm not gonna like imagine like how goofy you'd look

going to like a coffee shop like me and i'm like yeah i'm from los angeles it's like well you'd seem like an asshole yeah exactly so out of fear of being an asshole i'll say los angeles exactly los angeles that's how you pronounce it that's how it should be pronounced as america yeah you know i'm saying angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is

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for those on the go, like me, who's recording this while snacking. Ooh, delicious. Try the roasted red pepper and Swiss or caramelized onion and Parmesan pinwheels only at Tim's. At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. In terms of major car companies, I know you can, we, mainly on the street you will see American, German, and Japanese. Those are like the three big ones. Yeah. Why has China not ever stepped in that market?

Because wouldn't you think China would? I think it was Top Gear that... I'm sorry if I'm spewing false facts. Look it up for yourself if you're interested. But I think that China specifically like they do have their own brands of cars but that they only use in china they essentially steal not steal but they just take the designs and make they take the yeah but it's cheaper and not as well built oh just so they can like fuel their economy with yeah because when i was in thailand for instance uh it's a kingdom

so it's not like a democracy. And so they have a bunch of different rules on everything. For instance, like, first of all, no free speech. Second of all, pedestrians don't have the right of way. So that really scared me. Wait, where's there no free speech? Thailand. What does that mean? That means, like, you can, if you speak out politically, you can get put in jail type of thing.

What if you, as a tourist, speak out politically you can get put in jail type of thing um what if you as a tourist speak out politically i don't know actually fuck the the fuck thailand no stop what if you say that like will you get in trouble in thailand like would the police be like i guess it depends i i think like if you speak bad about the king because like they got pictures of the king of thailand yeah dude not like not like ambassador no no no like he's the king it's a kingdom it's like, they got pictures of the king everywhere. Wait, the king of Thailand? Yeah, dude. Not like ambassador? No, no, no. He's the king. It's a kingdom. It's like a royal family.

And the king is this like... And he actually has power. Yeah, he's this weird looking dude. Does he have a crown? He is all decked out in the royal shit. And they have, when I went there, they had massive billboards everywhere that said long live the king with like big pictures of him. And on like the train, they'd play the national anthem with like a picture of him.

He's a little weird looking. He's a little goofy looking. He's not the most like kingly looking dude. But apparently his dad was the one that like kind of revolutionized Thailand and changed it from when it was Siam or whatever into Thailand. So everyone loved him. But his son apparently is not very liked. Or he's very like corrupt or something. He's a little weird looking

right yeah he's a little like he looks he looks uh like he didn't get enough sleep he's got that matt watson well i haven't found his picture sorry i i just agreed before because i just assumed that it didn't it didn't load yet i could have been lying to you okay i'll i'll see if he's weird looking hold on thailand king is there a prince try to pronounce his name after that because god knows oh there he is okay wow he's uh that looks like looks more like that doesn't look like a king that looks like castro dictatorship type apparel yeah yeah i went to the palace uh beautiful fucking place and his name is pronounce that for me first try go no stuttering ma just that's his first just just go with no stuttering your hardest

maha vajra uh vajra longhorn it's crazy. What is it? How do you pronounce it? Maha Vajiralongkorn, I guess. Longhorn? Longkorn. Like the steakhouse? So this is the picture that they have all over, like on billboards and everything. It's all over buildings. Does he have a sword with him?

Yeah. So what I heard was apparently like he's pretty corrupt. And again, I don't know that much about Thai politics. So I'm just going off of what I was told. So please, if this is incorrect, feel free to do some fact checking and look it up. But I heard he built like a crematorium in the national palace for like kind of silence his enemies. Because he would just kind of like make people disappear. He married a flight attendant. What?

She got lucky. Former flight attendant turned royal guard is named Queen Suthita days before his own coronation. Damn. Has married the deputy head of his personal security detail in a surprise wedding and given her the title Queen Sathita. I think he'd really like Thailand a lot. I feel like when it comes to monarchies and stuff like that, I feel like there's a lot of, you know, the whole show Game of Thrones.

The Game of Thrones. Yeah. Definitely, because it's like a family thing. What was I saying, though? What led me into this? I was saying the same about Thailand. What I learned is testings don't have the right of way which that's scary as fuck they don't have freedom of speech but there was the reason i brought this up god damn it because it's different and funny no what was it i don't know

fuck i like i brought those up as tangentially and now my main point has gone and then i'm going to be editing this later and i'll remember it and be like because you'll hear the context yeah well you well if you explain it matt if you figure it out he put your voice clip explaining what it was right here and if there was nothing then then say then you have to record an apology ryan for not thinking of it it's killing me though it is killing me right now you know when it's like on the tip of your tongue no we're talking yes i do i don't know dude i don't fuck we were talking about time i'm going to other countries maybe yeah when i go to Italy? Then talking about cars. Cars? Something about cars. I was talking about how you were like, how come China hasn't hit the market big?

And I was like, they do, but it's all like shitty wannabes. Oh, I remember. Yeah. It was all about just like monopolies because in Thailand, this was the longest winded thing to get to this point. The smallest point. Is it worth it, you think? I mean, it's not like a big grand i'll judge it afterwards go ahead and go ahead and spill your beans for the economy in

thailand there's only like one beer that's allowed to be made there's only like one official thai beer there's other thai beers but they're made in like lao and then shipped in or they're made in like myanmar or something and shipped in but there's only one that's allowed to actually be like made in Thailand for like I don't know it's a monopoly that's that's all I was gonna say that sucks yeah it's pretty good so you can only have one beer no made in Thailand there's only one that's like manufactured that's what I'm saying there's like there's more Thai beers though so they have a state-sponsored beer I don't know if it's I just my cousin just told me that like they're only allowed to produce one beer in Thailand. Is that a federal law?

Then I would say that's state-sponsored because that's a state-sponsored beer. I don't remember which. If legally they only have it so that one beer can be made within the confines of Thailand, then yes, I would say that the government is overreaching their power and placing their own monopoly. From now on, it's only Heineken. Sorry. It's like only Heineken can be made here.

Well, I mean, if he had some under-the-table dealings with Heineken and then was like, only Heineken can be made here. Yeah, that's true. I mean. Do you have a favorite beer? I know you're not a big fan of beer. Is there one that you like the most, though, from what you've tried? Honestly, because I've only had like probably four different kinds of beer in my life.

Really? Yeah. Oh, maybe you might. I could count them all on one hand, I bet. Let's see. The best I've had so far is Kirin, which is. Kirin's good. We had it round one.

That's very smooth. It was very like, okay, I can drink this. It's very drinkable. I've had so far is Kirin, which is... Kirin's good. We had it round one. That's very smooth. It was very like, okay, I can drink this. It's good drinkable. I've had Kirin. I've had... Blue Moon. Blue Moon. Corona.

I had... I don't like Corona. What's the shitty... Not the shitty, but what was the... Yingling? Yingling? It's a college beer right there. I had a sip of Bud Light way early back.

Maybe Bud Light and Budweiser. I've at least sipped it once. That's six beers. I'm not a big fan of most of those beers. And I had one that I didn't recognize at all because me and some friends went to the... Oh, what's it called? It's this big fucking cafeteria style type bar in downtown.

Cafeteria style bar? Where it's like, there's like a lot of tables and it's really huge and there's the bar up front and I'm trying to it is the something, hold on, I bet you I can go to my maps history, you know? I wonder if you would like beer more if you tried good

better beers, because I feel like there's types that are just like easy to drink. My favorite easy drinking beer is just Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's a very college beer, but it's just like very easy to drink. In my Lyft history, I could probably find out. Ooh, maybe I've been there.

Is there a Lyft history? It's time to find out where Ryan got drinks and food at a cafeteria style bar. Ride history. Ride history. Did you know on Uber and Lyft, you can, like, read what people have said about them, like, in the review section? You can look at their picture, like, full resolution. Really?

I've been saving a bunch of Uber drivers awkward selfies because, you know, they take those, like, dad selfies where it's at a weird angle. And you can tell they took it, like, right when they were in the car, like, right when they had to do it. So I've been saving it much to my phone. I found the address. What's the name of this place? Please, Ryan. This is killing me right now, buddy. Angel City Brewery.

Oh, yeah. Oh, I love Angel City. They got the food trucks and stuff. Yeah, they have the barrels that you can set your drinks on. I had something that was very like tart. It was like a sour beer. That's the type of beer, a sour. I like that because it's closer to cider than I guess a regular beer would be.

Yeah, because usually it's like cherry or something like that, pear. I love that place, though. It's a place in L.A., if anyone's visiting, where it's just like a big local brewery, and they brew it all right there. But the inside of the warehouse where they brew everything, like the big middle area, is just like a two-story hangout area where you can just get a beer. It was super packed on a Sunday night. right there but the inside of the warehouse where they brew everything like the big middle area is just like a two-story hangout area where you can just get like a super packed on a sunday night i went there with ross a long time ago okay um really really fun and i've been there with some other

people too cool place very cool place i'd recommend if you're in downtown looking for something to do and you're of drinking age go check that out on a friday or saturday night i want to put some i want to put something in your perspective. When's the last time you got drunk? You would say. Is this? No, no. I just want to say like because I want to prove a point by like how I don't like I just don't drink often.

You really don't. Yeah. So like when's the last time you were drunk you'd say? Now define drunk. Okay. Not like two beers tipsy, but like to the point where you're like, everything's wonderful. You're smiling. Your face is red.

You know, you're a bit, a little bit off balance. You're definitely not okay to drive. 100% not okay to drive. Like you as a drunk person. Friday. Friday. Yeah. not okay to drive like you as a drunk person friday friday yeah i honestly if you can help me remember a time sooner than the one i'm about to describe to you the last time i was like drunk and not just like getting uh one like drink and getting a little tipsy the last time i was drunk

i think was in japan in Shinjuku yeah like I can't I can't remember like a time where I just cause I'll have a glass of wine every now and then but I I don't go out that much and so I guess you really only get like drunk you don't get drunk alone

well some people do probably stop and get healthy please I found I'll drink by myself sometimes, but never to get like drunk. It's like a glass of wine or like two beers or something. Yeah, you get like pleasantly buzzed while I'm watching a movie or something. The only time I get drunk is like when I'm with other people. And so the last time I was with like a big group of people whose goal was to go on bar hop was you guys out in, I think, Japan. Bad influence.

It's been a while. Yeah. I had a good time, though. It was fun, though. That leopard print place. Oh, my God. We're going to have fun in Australia, I imagine.

Yeah. Because you'll probably get very drunk in Australia. Yeah, but I'm going to walk outside and it's going to be fucking miserably hot. No, it's going to be cold

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Yeah. Good thing we're not going to do that. Nope. But we'll do those later. Later? Just kidding. We'll do ad reads right now. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's.

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I can lay down like I'm in like a like a like a therapist office this does feel very therapy-ish because right now um we're actually recording even though we have our podcast does get pretty heated i'm getting it's getting kind of warm yeah is it because that door's closed i think no i think the ac is just off is the ac off i think so did you turn it off no i didn't turn it off maybe jackson harrison's mom did she's here she. Is the AC off? I think so. Did you turn it off? No, I didn't turn it off. Maybe Jackson Harrison's mom did. She's here. She's in the studio right now. And is she here right now?

I think she's here right now. So hold your jokes. Well, they weren't jokes. More factual statements? Yeah, very factual statements. She is something else. She is. She is something else.

We'll save that for another day when she's not here. But she cleaned the office. That was very nice of her. We were recording and we came out and she's vacuuming and wiping things down. She's like, my son works here. She's like, thank you boys so much for giving Jackson this opportunity. We actually hired his mom because she needed some extra money as a maid. Yeah, she's pretty poor.

I wish you laughed like that. She's so evil. I'm so evil and callous sounding. Evil YouTube Gremlins, dude. I like that, man. Dude, that's our podcast name. Evil YouTube Gremlins. That really does sound like a YouTuber's podcast, though.

What's up, guys? Welcome back to Evil youtube gremlins but gremlins was made by steven spielberg i always forget the movies he does cause like he does this didn't he direct the first one? yeah yeah yeah but he does all these movies where i'm like oh that was steven spielberg?

like the bfg the big fucking gooch yeah it's about a kid that finds like a massive gooch in the woods the big friend giant what does bfg stand for? you're almost there Fucking gooch. Yeah. It's about a kid that finds a massive gooch in the woods. The big friend giant. What does BFG stand for? You're almost there. The big freaking giant.

The big fucking giant. The big fucking giant, dude. It stands for... Big freaking gay. Is it big? No, tell me if I'm getting it right. Big? Yeah.

Friendly. Mm-hmm. Giant. Okay, okay. Big friendly giant. That's him him i read that in elementary school used to read all those raw doll books how you say his name roll doll roll doll yeah rolled i don't know yeah roll doll he wrote he wrote some weird ass books man yeah like the sidewalk man walks off the sidewalk that's shel silverstein oh yeah's Shel Silverstein. Oh, yeah. Oh, Shel Silverstein's the creepy looking one.

Roald Dahl's pretty creepy too, I think. Wait, which is the one that has the- Shel Silverstein's bald with a beard. Yeah, because he has that creepy picture of- Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's got like a big smile. He's dead, Ryan. Why are you dissing a dead man? I'm not dissing him.

He wrote great poetry. He did. Where the sidewalk ends. He wrote The Giving Tree too. Giving Tree is my, like, probably my favorite kid's book. That's a great book. He did. He wrote The Giving Tree, too. Giving Tree is probably my favorite kid's book. That's a great book. It's fantastic. Actually, I have three.

Okay, I have the top four, top five Ryan kids books that he liked when he was a kid in not any order. Are you ready? Yeah, let's hear your favorite kids books. The first one, Anansi the Spider. Anansi the Spider?

No! It's a... i remember that book yeah yeah anansi the uh the african spider and her african children who get eaten by african fish it happens no i know i've read it that's it's a sad story there's the uh the amazing caterpillar is that was that by is it it The Amazing Caterpillar? Very Hungry Caterpillar? Yeah, The Very Hungry Caterpillar. What's that guy's name? Ed? Sheeran. No, not Ed Sheeran did not write that book.

Who's the guy that made those books? Positive. Ed Wood. It was Ed Wood, yeah. That book is so good. Carl. Ed. Carl something.

Something Carlson. Ed Carlson? Carl's Jr. No, stop. I don't know who wrote that book, but that guy was good. I'm only on two, Matt. Sorry, keep going. Two.

Three, Rainbow Fish. Oh, same guy. And then four. Shit. I had five planned. You did. I did. You said a nap?

Abiyoyo. Abiyoyo? Abiyoyo, which was in the Reading Rainbow episode. That's where I... No, no, no. I think it... I can't remember if it was Reading Rainbow. Oh, of course. On Reading Rainbow.

There's one other... Oh, fuck, man. Shit, bro. Fuck! Okay, help me go through it. There was the... Nazi spider spider and the giving tree giving tree a nazi the spider very hungry the hungry caterpillar rainbow fish abiyoyo and the giving tree i also really like the book that the uh dr seuss rip ripoff artist did with the different colored dogs and the small dogs big big dogs. Oh, yeah. No, he was an artist for Dr. Seuss.

Yeah, but then he started writing the books, too. He was like, oh, I might do something here. My favorite children's books. I'm kidding if anyone is actually mad that I called him a rip-off artist. That was just a joke. I was just trying to be very brutal to a very talented person

who gave me a lot of childhood memories. But anyways, go on, Matt. I think my favorite childhood books... I love the Berenstain Bears books. I didn't read too much of them. I loved reading... My dad used to read me the Berenstain Bears books, but he would, like, abridge them

while he read them to me. Yeah. So he would, like, make shit up that was really funny when I was a kid. He'd make, like, the characters, like, fart. It was funny as a kid. And then Papa Bear pooped his pants. Yeah, he'd just, like, throw that at the end of a page. He'd make like the characters like fart and stuff. And then Papa Bear pooped his pants. Yeah, he'd just like throw that in the end of a page and be like,

Ah! Imagine how like, your dad probably thought he was like the Jerry Springer of your household. You mean Jerry Seinfeld? No. The Jerry Springer. He was the mayor of Cincinnati at one point. Was Jerry Springer a failed comedian or was he just some like... No, he was the mayor of Cincinnati at one point. Was Jerry Springer a failed comedian or was he just some like... No, he was the mayor of Cincinnati. Yeah, cool.

But like, why was he famous? Because he was the mayor of Cincinnati. No, like, why did he get a show? I don't know how he transitioned from being the mayor. I think it wasn't Cleveland. It was Cincinnati, right? I don't know. Someplace like that.

I don't know how he transitioned from being the mayor of a town to having the trashiest reality show he can have. Why do I keep on mixing up Jerry Springer and Jerry Seinfeld? They're very similar men. Yeah. You know. Well, taking advantage of situations and used young ladies for their benefit. Jerry Springer did that? His whole show was based on that shit.

Oh, yeah. That show is... Where trashy people would come and rip off each other's tops and then make out. How scripted is Jerry Springer? Very scripted. Like, there's no way that's all real, right? No.

Because some of the things are just too ridiculous. Of course. Like, where it's like... It's an entertainment show. It's like... Yeah. Mari. Like, I wonder if that shit's real. Dr. Phil. Like, I feel like it's an entertainment show it's like yeah mari like i wonder if that shit's real

dr phil like i feel like that's steve wilkos is prime dude steve wilkos it's just he's the best i could have him scream in my face if i could have him throw a chair dude dude he's insane he gets intense man, man. Was he a wrestler? I don't know. I feel like he had to start off as something like that. He looks like someone who was in the military and he's like, I was in the Marines and now I use that knowledge to better you. Like that type of shit.

You should write a pilot and try to actually pitch that you and I were Marines and we're trying to better people and actually try to pitch it and sell the fact that we're Marines. I watched a Dr. Phil episode recently. It's so boring. I'm kidding. It's not boring. It's good trash to have on in the background, I guess, but I just don't like it.

He looks. I used to like those type of shows like Cheaters. Cheaters was a big one for me. Cheaters was good. I'd always be like, oh. It's like, I mean, I can't get enough to Catch a Predator. I love that show. Catch a Predator is good. I always will go it's like I mean I can't get enough to catch a predator I love that show I always will go on YouTube

when I'm bored and just like watch the compilation some of them are hilarious dude I watched one where like this really short this short ass man walks in

and he's not he doesn't have like dwarfism or anything he's just really short and Chris Hansen always throws these little jabs in and he's like

it took him a second to get seated because he's under five feet and he just like he just threw that in there just uh one of my favorite moments that made me laugh harder than anything was just this dude in a spongebob jacket walking yes you showed me the man in the spongebob jacket but i just like watching those because i it's just the thing is since you're watching it from a third perspective you know what's going on like it's like could you i'm not trying to empathize with the people that are caught but in my head i'm like you know there's that whole thing was like i'm about to go i'm

about to go have sex dude i mean it's i mean it just flips and it's like well not just have sex have sex with a child it's still sex yeah still sex. Yeah. Sex is sex, Matthew. That's beautiful, no matter what. But like, they're about to go, in their eyes, have the time of their life. No, I wasn't gonna do it.

I wasn't planning on it. I was just coming to see if it was real. And I love it, like, they always, the reason they get caught is because they get caught in the traps of

first arriving to the house and trying to fuck a child. And then the second one would be like you pack you packed 500 condoms in your backpack what is this what is this a miller highlife i love the parts where it's like it's like we asked him to pick up burger king on the way like they show up because you know chris hands is just like i'm fucking hungry dude like yo because they do several stings in a day they do like or like over the course of like a week and like one weekend they'll get like 50 dudes i just love the whole thing where it's like i just love like chris hansen's little like one-liners like it's like here there's some cookies on the counter and

i'm like okay and like start this wasn't the cookies you thought you would be having was it like a glass of milk with those cookies? It's like, dude, Chris Hansen, man. Do you remember the Catch a Predator episode where they catch the guy? He's already on trial for the same thing. And then they catch him the next night again. Wait, isn't he just like, ah. He's like, I've got a problem.

It's like, he's like, obviously, you've got a problem. Has anyone ever gotten away? Yeah. Really? A lot of people do, they ran they like they get away from the cops oh no i thought you mean like they get off um no i know they get off because they're sick bastards disgusting no i don't think anyone's ever escaped i mean they have the cops are like outside with the guns drawn there was a smoke bob down i want to see it but like why does it Batman or Spider-Man fight off like sex predators I know man I don't give a shit if some dude stealing a

million dollars from a rich man it's like oh we got to stop him from stealing diamonds it's like why do I fucking care if some dudes get his diamond stolen I want to stop a guy that's that's sexually attacking 13 year old so why doesn't Batman do that kind of shit I like the there's a I was talking with

Justin about it i apparently there's this like marvel comic i have to hold on let me let me pull it up real quick dude imagine being chris hansen's son and he's like scolding you for something you know that's got to be the most like he's good at that he would make me feel real chris hansen be the type of dad where i'd say i'm sorry and he'd be like i'm sorry too okay here it, here it is. So like Marvel Comics did a comic book where they took the real life event of 9-11 and made it like Spider-Man was helping out. What?

They're talking about the villains and it's like even those we thought our enemies are here because something surpassed rivalries and borders because the story of humanity is written not in towers but in tears. It's like this whole like comic book issue of The Amazing Spider-Man. So The Amazing Spider-Man was there at ground zero on 9-11. And so some villains helped out and helped clear the wreckage, too.

I mean, they kind of got a pass now, then, right? Yeah. Like, Spider-Man can't go beating their asses anymore if they did that. Look, there's Spider-Man bending a beam. Now, why doesn't Spider-Man... Why don't they all team up and go kick Al-Qaeda's ass? Why didn't they do that? Why'd it take fucking nine years

to find Bin Laden? You know Spider-Man's spidey senses could have sensed that he'd be out in the Middle East and he'd be like I feel it, like he's nearby. I don't like Spider-Man swinging around in the Middle East. There's not much to swing on. I know. But Bin Laden had that big compound. He could have been swinging up those steps. Imagine that scene from Zero Dark

30, but instead of him creeping up the stairs with a gun it's spider-man just like flinging around the stairs and kicking the dudes in the face okay imagine it now what um just remove your slacks we gotta watch more marine movies man i'm good dude i mean most of them are so fucking boring there's this one called 13 Kings. 13 Kings. I just picture the slang king. Anyways. Just a bunch of really masculine gay men. Yeah, that's Chris Hemsworth in it.

It's one of the most boring movies. It's just like all it is is war movie in Middle East. There are some war movies that I find entertaining like Jarhead's entertaining. I haven't seen I haven't seen Jughead, but I have. Jesus Christ. I actually really liked Lone Survivor, not the game, but the Mark Wahlberg movie. I see.

I didn't watch the movie, but I read the book by the dude, the Navy SEAL man and him. It's like in the book he's explaining training and i was just like jesus christ we would not cut it in boot camp no you won't we've talked about this before we would absolutely i just want for the training is legitimately dangerous they go out there on like these inflatable like for the training like these inflatable boats on this rocky coast and shit i guess i guess they have to though because they're actually going to be in this situation. So it's like-

It's like the only way you can practice being in a dangerous situation is actually putting yourself in a dangerous situation. Of course, you'll have safeguards, but there's still some things that could go wrong. I mean, marine movies are made for a very specific type of viewer, right? Yeah.

Like marines probably love marine movies. I know, what's the last marine movie that was made?llywood's not about marine movies american sniper they're yeah that's clint eastwood though of course he's gonna make that no but like when 9-11 happened a lot of the times after that we got a lot more of kind of like war movies because that's kind of like us winning and stuff like that the only war movies i i've kind of see currently are like angel has fallen london has fallen white house down remember the one of channing tatum white house down yes i forgot he I kind of see currently are like Angel Has Fallen, London Has Fallen, White House Down. I don't give a fuck about those. Remember the one with Channing Tatum, White House Down?

Yes. I forgot he was in that. It was Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx played the president. President Foxx. What a weird role. Well, it's not as bad as in the movie Pixels when Kevin James is the president of the United States. Wait, it's Kevin James, right?

Yep. And Adam Sandler's his friend who can just walk into like the White House control room. Who comes into like the room where like... They're doing like national security briefings. Where they're watching the assassination of Osama bin Laden. I wish that would have been a plot point. Like Kevin James is there in the room and they're all like watching the screen. And it's funny because like the character that Peter Dinklage's character was based on actually

turned out to be a cheater. Fun stuff, right? Yeah. No, like that was a real thing. The guy that kind of looks like him too, except you can tell the guy who wrote the script really had it out for him. How do you think, how do you think Peter Dinklage feels when he's just being cast as a punchline? When much thought wasn't put into his character. They're just like, short man. He's short and he's dislikable. But he's short so it makes it even more funny. Like Lord Farquaad.

Who directed that? Was Lord Farquaad a dwarf or was he just a really tiny man? No, he was just a short man. Okay. He was like 4'4". I don't know what classifies as dwarfism in men, actually. Well, there's a particular thing that it's not just being short.

Yeah, it's like an actual genetic condition. You should watch Little Women. It's a great show. There's a new season coming out. I'm good, man. What's that show about the little people farmers

what? yeah hold on my little family that type of TV is literally just like a bunch of producers in our room like alright people will think it's funny if little people are on a farm let's do it it's kind of like really exploitative in a way

I guess they weren't farmers they were just a normal family our little family. Where'd you get farmers from then? Oh, because I used to know through my stepmom. I used to know people who lived out in the country who had like a farm and everything. And the woman's husband had dwarfism and so did her son. So that's definitely passed on. Like that. Yeah not gonna like it's genetic is it possible to skip you think uh i'm asking you a well the scientific question that's like do you think well i don't here's the thing i don't know i

didn't research too much about it i know it is genetic um the likelihood of it passing i don't know if it's 100 because they did have another son and he didn't have dwarfism yeah so but he was like he he did have a physical disability where he couldn't walk oh so i i just don't i don't know if like the genes in general cause a lot of problems or if i i don't know i'm talking out of my field like i usually am i um i remember learning about genetics and shit in high school uh biology that's just so interesting like so in depth too when i when i start like thinking about it or reading about it i just like i gotta stop because it like starts to scare me because of how like crazy the world is. You know how people are like, well, we're never going to.

They were like, yeah, we're never going to have a black president. We got Obama. And then now it's kind of like we're never going to have a female president. Eventually that's going to happen. Do you think the United States will ever have a little person as president? That's a really good question i i i personally think that i don't think we will well with one thing to also i think about everyone's so judgmental in politics absolutely we've never has there been a little person for like

any politics yeah let me look up i'm gonna look that up that did not sound real. That sounded so fake. Welcome to Super Megacast, where we'll go from talking about little people, and then Ryan will fart, and then we'll look something up and get it wrong. List of people with dwarfism. Are there any politicians? There's actors and actresses, athletes, entertainers, politicians.

Really? And by me being surprised, that's not me at all being like not thinking the little people could of course do that it's just i know how judgmental people are especially voters there's only apparently there's only one living politician who has dwarfism but they live in austria but they're from aust, and they were born in 1941. Okay. The other two, one was Poland and Italy. So America has never had a politician with dwarfism. Yeah, that's interesting.

We have athletes who have dwarfism. Who? Oh, Wee Man. Like a runner. Wee Man's an athlete. No, he's an entertainer. No, he started out as a pro skateboarder. Ooh, okay. He he's an entertainer. No, he started out as a pro skateboarder. Ooh, okay.

He wasn't originally like an entertainer. He started out as a pro skateboarder. God damn it, dude. I forgot Verne Troyer was dead. I actually just forgot about it. I saw his name and I was like, oh. I was like, oh, man. He's mini me.

They can't do another Austin Powers without Verne Troyer. Are they making one? I mean, there's always been rumors that they would bring it back and just in this time of reboots and all that shit I feel like if they're gonna do it it would be within the I don't know there's never a time where nostalgia doesn't sell

oh it super sells you know but I mean good old Mike's getting to the point where I feel like it would be pretty taxing on him he hasn't acted in anything in like a decade, I think. No, he was in Glorious Bastards. When did that come out? No, he was in Bohemian Rhapsody.

I didn't see it, but he was in it as like some record. Wait, Mike Myers was? Mm-hmm. Oh, no way. Yeah. Well, he's kind of just stepped it back from the spotlight. Yeah, he hasn't been like a main character. Same with, what's his face?

Rick Moranis. Yeah, he intentionally was like, fuck this. That was because his wife was rick moranis yeah he yeah he intentionally was that was because his wife was dying though right yeah so he was like i'm not gonna do this anymore and then who else there's a lot of actors that kind of disappeared i oh what was the there's like a famous child actor that was like in a in a movie and then stopped acting was the kid from et no what was it there was like a kid actor who's known for, like, a movie, but he was only in, like, one movie. The Shining? Was that it?

Well, I heard that, like, he didn't know it was a horror movie. Oh, yeah. I heard this thing that he still hasn't seen it, and he refuses to watch it, even as an adult. Because didn't he say that it was, like, a not abusive on set but he like he doesn't have good memories of it? Well I don't think Kubrick was very friendly

on set when he was directing especially when he directed The Moon Landing I'm sure that was rough. Yeah. That is one conspiracy theory

I could maybe be like I mean I could see it I could see why. I think for me there's definitely the in terms of conspiracy theories, is one of the most plausible ones in being correct.

But at the same time, I, I, here's, here's what I will say. I will not say that I am 100% convinced that we did or did not. So like, I feel like there's enough room in either argument for me to be.

But it makes sense why we would. But I still feel like mostly like I'm, I think, I think we did or did not. I feel like there's enough room in either argument for me to be... But it makes sense why we would. But I still feel like mostly, I think we did. But I can also see how that argument might make sense. Because if we didn't, don't you think other countries would be like, they didn't. They're lying. They didn't win the space race. We went, and there was nothing there.

Even the Russia one, they were the first ones, baby. First ones in space, but with Yuri Antonov. No, wait. Were they the first ones in space, or were they the first ones to put a satellite in space? They were the first ones in space. I thought China was the first. They had the first person to orbit the Earth. Okay, okay. Yuri something.

I don't remember his name. But the only other conspiracy theory I can honestly, like, really. Get down on it with is. Epstein. Epstein is death I'm like there could be something there yeah

I think there's it's more likely that there's something there than there isn't but of course we'll never know for me I don't think

with Epstein I don't think it's something as drastic as they hired some hitman no I think someone

was paid to turn a blind eye maybe or something yeah I think someone like they let him a blind eye maybe or something. Yeah, I think someone let him kill himself. I think he wanted to kill himself. He'd already tried. Yeah, and they kind of knew it. They're like, I think someone definitely

made it a lot more likely for him to have a little alone time. At the same time, you take a look at his cellmate. This dude's a brutal monster. Didn't he beat him up? I guess.

I don't know if that's the same. No, Epstein beat him up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of conspiracy theories, you know what I watched a video about last night and still blows my mind to this day? The Malaysian Airlines flight. They found some of it, right? They found a piece in Africa. Just washed up on shore yeah like that's just so insane how how like the commercial airlines right like a ton of people

died like everyone is gone missing missing yes uh they what if they what if we found out they were like just still surviving on some fucking island somewhere? It's lost. It's like the show Lost. Yeah. Or what if they went through a time thing and all of a sudden 20 years from now, they're just going to reappear in the sky? The whole Bermuda Triangle stuff. Well, if you look at the flight path, apparently like –

Except they didn't go through the – Someone in the cockpit turned off the transceiver. So they're thinking it might have been like a suicide thing? Yeah. I mean that's one of the more plausible theories, that like the pilot did it. It was just, it was one flight or two flights went missing. No, the same year in Russia shot down the other one that was flying over Ukraine, remember? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I knew there was something with two flights. That's fucked up. I watched a whole document about that. That's like, that's so fucked up. Malaysia Airlines did not have a good year that year. Nope. That was a real bad year for them. And then recently, the Boeing has been the most recent kind of airline. Boeing's been having a bad year.

Because the autopilot shit or whatever. What was it? It was like something with the software. Yeah. It wasn't anything physically. It was like a software up. I don't know specifically. I know it was something to do with the software on the plane. Didn't it cause that one plane to crash somewhere? It killed everyone? You get scared of it when you're flying on flying a plane but also you gotta think about like how often does a plane crash in

america not like a commercial when's the last time you can think of a commercial airliner crashing in america like a big 300 person airliner crashing somewhere in america i honestly can't think of a like in my memory the last time that's happened yeah like i know i know it happens in other countries a lot and i know like smaller planes crash but like in terms of like a like an american airlines like 300 person jumbo jet when's the last time that's just like crashed usa because it has happened commercial airline crashes nat geo had a uh had a show about uh plane crashes where they would just like recreate them and like go over what happened. It was very, very interesting.

Interesting show. The last fatal U.S. airline crash was a decade ago. And this was posted February 2019 and updated in March 2019. Remember that guy that stole the plane in Seattle? Jesus Christ. Sorry, what? What? I'm reading about in February 2009, a Continental Flight 3407

crashed into a house killing all 49 people aboard and one person on the ground as the plane was arriving in Buffalo, New York. That's still like a smaller plane though. Those big ones

don't seem to really crash that often, I guess. Yeah. I mean, they're built to be like safe. I mean, helicopters crash a shit ton. Mm-hmm.

You know, there's always the joke of like like, the rich people dying in helicopter crashes. Yeah, yeah. And also, like, I mean, flying's, like, the safest way to travel because you're more likely to die. And I think, I mean, driving on the highway is super fucking dangerous when you break it down. That's so dangerous. You're just in, like, a huge piece of metal and explosive fuel that's like just flying down the only thing keeping you all from crashing is just your own since each person's sense of judgment and painted lines on the street gotta follow the rules a lot of people don't hear no people drive like shit in los angeles yep it

really it really stood out like the first one went back to south carolina and drove i was like whoa it pisses me off when i see that one person going like 90 and they're like i'm like don't do it's because it's like they're not the only one on the road all it takes is for them to not see a motorcycle who's changing lanes and they've killed someone all because they they have some innate desire to feel cool like that's all it comes down to cool to people that they'll never see again and people who don't even know who they are. Yeah. Because they don't see them. It's like the minute I see a car like that, I get a little bit peeved. I get pissed off.

I'm like, come on, man. But then I, I forget it within five minutes. Yeah. So it's like, they're not making a statement. I think a lot of people on the road and everywhere, um, this is going to send this attacking, but a lot of people, it just comes across like they don't have a lot of power at home or in their workplace so they use that on the road a lot

like you'll get people that will tail you in the far right lane even though it's like dude there's like two lanes over you can pass me in they just want to they want to feel powerful there's a lot of bullies on the road. Don't bully on the road.

Please guys, like legit, be cool and like try to follow traffic laws as close as you can because honestly it's you only get one life and if you don't care about your own, then

at least do it for other people like like, that are on the road. Think about your mother driving home from the grocery store and some jackass is going 90 and then bam. Nothing spikes. Like, my blood pressure boils whenever I hear something about, like, some fucking intoxicated jackass that kills a family because he's driving drunk. Like, in the wrong lane there's a video of like on the highway and there's this truck that's obviously it looks like it's going like a hundred

on the highway and it just pretty much turns another car into powder and it's like he's going that fast why? because he's drunk and just doesn't like I don't know it's so shitty because driving is a dangerous thing in general but a lot of people don't know. I like it. It's so shitty because driving is a dangerous thing in general, but a lot of people don't take a lot of responsibility. Yeah. But a lot of people

act as if they are the only ones on the road or the only ones that matter on the road. So it's like everyone else is not someone to work with to get to where you're going. It's everyone else is an obstacle and you can't look at everyone else as an obstacle you need to look at it well you can but i'd say look at everything on the road as a as almost like a threat like i i look i look too late that's why i look two lanes over if i'm changing lanes just because i'm i'm afraid i'll be changing lanes and also we'll just meet in the middle and oh that's my biggest fear is because i'm like what if i change lanes and the lanes open but someone else is changing lanes at the

same time neither of us saw like who's at fault in that case is that just case by case i guess yeah yeah um i i also like there's really no good way it can end because you're either going to get pulled over given a massive ticket points on your license you're going to crash which if you are lucky enough to survive you got to repair your car that's it's expensive and uh the other option is you just die or kill somebody else and gotta live with that just don't drive drunk don't play games with people on the road because you're you the only way you can have any bit of control of your life is when you're behind a fucking two-ton vehicle. No, go on Call of Duty and call some racist stuff out loud.

I know. That's how you do it, you know? Get it out of your system. That's what those people need to do. Yeah. Well, they do that as well. I think those people just need to go to a glass warehouse and smash a bunch of glass with a mallet or a hammer. I'll go break some glass.

I mean, I can't think of a better way to end the podcast than on a good uh note on drive safe drive safe and make sure you're keeping yourself and others on the road don't drive drunk either i know you're like i i if you're at the point where you're saying i think i can drive that's probably a sign that you should not be driving yeah if there's any doubt there because also even if you're not uh let's say you're just a little tipsy and you're still capable of driving, you're not going to be 100% good at driving. And then if you get pulled over

for something like registration, you're going to get a DUI. Sorry, Jackson just slid something under the door. Hold on. Can you grab it? Oh, he set up the printer. So what, what, what? Oh.

Oh, it's a picture of Brent Willey. With a Christmas tree. And he's smoking a pipe? I remember, I think I responded to that tweet with a very handsome man with a nice six pack and pecs who had like a wreath around his dick. He was like, post your Christmas trees or something like that. Oh, that's right. I remember that.

Yeah. Man, I got to start sending him my Christmas trees. He has a pipe. I'm going to get Brent with his little pipe. Little corncob pipe, dude. Why? I want to know why he. Corncob pipe.

Why is he inside with a pipe? That's what I want to know. He's not smoking it. No. He just has it in his mouth. And he's doing the pipe look. I don't think he's being. Is he being serious there?

I feel like there's a little hint of like i'm a playful guy i joke around i can goof around a little bit yeah that's brent for sure he's got he's got that little the gamer smirk yeah a little bit which y'all know what the gamer smirk is it's that like one one eyebrow up like hmm like but with uh driving safe and our printers working out the super megaplex yeah so there's an update that's a way to end the podcast we want to just thank everyone for continuing to listen we are 158 episodes cleared now we're making our way through almost uh we're gonna make it to 200 at some point it's gonna be crazy it's gonna be unless we die because one of you jackasses decided to to drive drunk on the highway everyone's good

with a clown meme because we said in a previous podcast, if we die in a car accident, people are allowed to make those clown memes of us. Remember? I would hope there would be footage. So like it shows me like launched out of my car and then like someone tracks the clown emoji on my face. Like the nose over your face.

Oh yeah, or just the nose on my face, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you guys heard them man so if that happens how awful would that be you'd have to deal with it I wouldn't I would not it would fuck me up

to see those videos and when you know how people on the internet are everyone would always DM it to me and send it to me and shit they'd send it to my mom

yep cause some people on the internet real real class clowns. I'd send it to my high school, to my college. I'd do it all. Well, anyway, we're going to get going.

I got to take a shit. Cool. And I'm going to go hang this picture of Brent up somewhere. Do you realize how much ink Jackson just used printing this? Luckily, not any of this expensive color. Black, though. That's a lot of black. He printed it in that picture.

It's almost just like a black piece of paper at this point. So that's... It's fresh ink, though. It's fresh ink, yeah. Yeah, all right. We're going to get going now.

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