supermegashow - EP 159 - Cool Ones (ft. Maxmoefoe & Anything4Views)

Episode Date: September 16, 2019

We're joined by Max & Chad (Maxmoefoe and Anything4Views) to drunkenly talk Aussie stuff, YouTube, pee-pee bottles and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Bro, I left that months ago. Where have you been? Under a rock? Yeah. It's fine. You know what? You didn't follow me back until I out physically. You were there.

You were at Keemstar. No, Ryan. First thing I said when I met you. Yeah, that's the first thing you said, which I was like, okay, we don't want to have a legit conversation. You just want to, okay, that's fine. It's all about the internet points. Of course, yeah. And that's a lesson that I had to learn when I came and visited.

I love that the first Max watched the door. He was like, you don't follow me back. And that was the first moment. And then you walked away, and then I followed you back, and then you came and talked to me. I feel like it used to be the other way around. But nowadays, relationships start online, and you've came and talked to me. I feel like it used to be the other way around, but nowadays that's... Relationships start online and you gotta build that first. I don't want to meet you in real life

until you follow me on Twitter. It's like the foundation for a relationship. I waited a couple hours after I took him out for breakfast because that's a nice thing. Because we got to know each other. That was very sweet, Chad. I think it's all fine now.

Thanks. You're not going to unfollow me on the plane? No. I'm going to follow both you guys on the plane and Cold Ones. But yeah, we got Max, Max Mofo. You know him well. Sweet, bro. What's my accolades?

Yeah. You know, I said he's a part of two very well-known podcasts. Oh, he's got... Chad from Cold Ones and he knows Keemstar. Is that all I'm known for? Okay, at least it's better than being known for like... You're known for something else.

I can't put my finger on it. Okay, let's cut it there, mate. All right. I know where this is... I know where this is going to lead to. Max is known for... He's got a channel

he posts on frequently called Max MoFo and he also has a Pokemon channel. Yeah. He's got Max MoFo 2. He's got Max MoFo Games where he posts games. He posts on frequently called Max mofo, and he also has a Pokemon channel. Yeah, I got max mofo, too He's got max mofo games when you post games Yeah, and he's also on cold ones too. Yep. I'm an avid fan. Thanks, bro

I just know I think I have another channel now. I actually can't keep track of me. We Collection the more you film yourself trying to pick up chicks? Excuse me. Chad, could you please silence your fucking cell phone and have some sort of respect while you're on our podcast? I pick up chicks. I had a channel where I picked up chicks on my live streams. Did you?

Idiot. That is not real. Chad, that's like... Oh, you mean on Twitch? On my Tinder stream. Oh, yeah. But I used to upload highlights to YouTube, and then I just axed all that and turned it into a vlogging channel.

True. It's better than those guys, like have you seen those YouTube channels where the guys will go out and just film themselves like talking to girls at the grocery store and just be like, hey, you look very pretty today. I saw a compilation of that on Facebook or something. It was really fucking good. We thought about doing it. It's fucking weird.

Is this sarcasm? If I can, if I see something like that that might be, I don't know, not completely bordering on harassment and it's well done maybe, but everything I see these days, I'm like, that's fake. That's fake. That's fake.

I think most things are fake. But I hate that. And I also see like avid fans of the thing when they see someone else call it out for being fake. They're like, oh, well, so what? It's still funny. It's like, no, it, so what? It's like still good. It's still funny. Or it's still, it's like,

no, it's not. It's just like a really shitty. Well, like there's weird things where like, it'll be, it'll be a fake scenario, but you know that that person is legitimately going through some sort of

mental crisis. Like the first one that comes to mind is, uh, what is it? Yousef. What's his channel's name? Oh, Fousey.

Fousey too. We're like, all of his stuff is preplanned of course, but I feel like he really is just mentally insane. Yeah, he's fucked. Yeah. Yeah, he's been through some episodes. What was the...

He did like a FouseyCon or something. I don't think it was called that, was it? Who knows? He was like, Drake's going to be there. Yeah, that was the crazy part where he's like, Drake is going to be performing here like it's confirmed or whatever. Then he stood on top of a car And did something all pirate People called him bomb threats

Wasn't the rumor that he called in the bomb threat? That was what To escape from a poor selling That's a good idea though If he knows it's gonna be shit He's like I should probably do something I think his risk was Announcing all the artists first

He thought maybe he could guilt trip them Into doing it On social media he'ske like you're gonna show up right man like you're on the posters and everything he's gone he's like i know drake i met him like he said he's my boy yeah and then it would just slowly deteriorate and then it went from a concert with no which didn't sell at all it was the it was empty it was just a bunch of clowns on stage singing rap music, and then it went to him in the parking lot standing on someone's car

saying he was going to kill himself or something like that. That's not funny, Matt. Why are you laughing, bro? It's a spectacle. It's an art performance. Yeah, it's an art performance. I think it's a mental breakdown. Don't call mental breakdowns art.

I think a lot of artists are mentally ill. Anyway, that's where they funnel there It's with a good creativity and pain and suffering into the art. You know we know who's doing We know some mentally ill people with lots of I think all youtubers are mentally ill some extent Yeah, you wouldn't be doing this otherwise right? There's also a lot of suffering a lot of depressed youtubers. Oh, yeah Some sad you to know old youtubers are just alcoholics to I never met a youtuber that goes and you're like gambling I've seen a lot of youtubers bond scenes. They like to gamble Well speaking yeah, Chad took us to our first foray into like a casino

I've never gambled well, I still think you're stupid as fuck to play the slot machines or what you put the pokey It's just my list. It's like it is mindless because it's stupid it light up like beforehand if it was because these are digital slot machines the original slot machines that people would think of is like where you actually have something there's a wheel that's inside of it even though that is rigged as well but this is just a pure like kind of touchscreen they're rigged to a degree but you can um there's a thing on the side where you can actually check what the thing has been set to the payout to um i think in vegas it's a lot shittier than some of the ones we have in australia but apparently even the ones that are close to the front door have different

rates and things like that um but if you know how to do it you can literally look and it will have like a thing i think it's uh it's legal it's a legality they have to show it on the machine for you to be able to check something like that there's for youtube channels i used to watch what i still do where they will go to like a casino and they'll camp out a slot machine and they'll be able to predict when it's about to pay out the progressive ones the ones that have the jackpots that have to go off between a certain number and a certain number but is it is it ran like is it random it's random it is a No, I feel like it's an algorithm. I think it is random.

I think it's not fully random. You think it's 100% random? So I think the thing was... Like as much as like kind of a... If you check the thing on the side and it says like it pays back 93% of everything that goes into it, and that sounds like a good thing, but no one ever stops until their money's gone. So it doesn't really matter. sounds like a good thing but no one ever stops until their money's gone so it doesn't really matter but like i think the ones that are the the higher ones that have the higher amount you have

to put in pay back more as well for some reason so i don't know but either way the the randomness comes down to like the split second that the button is pressed of what's calculated because you see a lot of other people that get angry when someone's on a machine and then they get up to go to the toilet and someone sits down and wins a jackpot and they'll be like that was going to be mine like if i press that button like you have to give that to me and that's not the case that you're defending smart machines pretty i know i know i just know how they work i know so obviously it's because max is completely like scouting tour on how they work. Yes, they do work and people win money off of them.

But I feel like it's better to play. I really like Blackjack. They have the worst odds in the house. Like they 100% do. Because the game that Matt and I were introduced to and really like is Blackjack. Blackjack's fun. Chad gave me my first gambling experience. It was delightful.

Blackjack is, I think, the second best payback. It's $48.52. I'm not sure exactly what it is. $52 is with the house or something. I think Poker Vest, the dealer or something, is another decent one. Either way, gambling is all for suckers, so stop promoting it. It sucks. I'm not promoting gambling.

Unless you guys have a gambling sponsor. I lost money. Then gambling is awesome. I lost money. Chad was like, here, it's your first time gambling. You're going to win big. I took out some money, and then I lost it all. So that was my one-time gambling.

Well, you were up, and I was down one night. Last night, just me and you went. By the way, we're not spending copious amounts. It's $100 each. I'm telling you, I saw them put all the Patreon money into this. We each put 15 grand. We went in with 100 bucks each. And at one point, Ryan was like three times his money.

And I was broke sitting there watching him like, start blasting, bro. And he won on a couple big blasts. And you were up a lot of money. And then I think I put this idea in his head. He's like, blast, win. And he just kept doing it. And it just went down to zero. I'm like.

Well, that's how a lot of people get into it because there are those moments and it is rare where you will like put everything down and you'll win like five times in a row you have like have a lot of money you wanna did you guys not spend any features pop it off huh I got I got some I got some features on the pokies I those are the that's what gets you hooked. The features. I gave chat, I can't remember how much. I was broke and I got $100 off you. Yes.

And I turned that back into $600 off pokies. Yep. What? So even though we are, I was trashed. That's the night I slept in. That's the night where I just went to bed. Yeah. I got some awesome videos of pokies paying out.

Tell you that. I've been down some dark holes. Let's go gambling after this. I'm reformed now. I don't gamble. We'll take the PGA. What was with the Monopoly stuff, though, at McDonald's? That's like your four-year-old.

Oh, my God, yeah. How much McDonald's? And it was just for the four of us. What was the price? I wake up this morning. $80 of McDonald's just so you could get the fucking stickers and play monopoly stickers max and i went to mcdonald's this morning and i was like i'll get like a you know i'll get like a coffee and then i'll get chad a bag of cookies and then i look over he said let's get chad a salad with no seasoning and extra tomatoes

without the what's it the balsamic we got We got Ryan something, we got ourselves, and I was like, what do we get Chad's? We just got him a salad with no dressing, no extra tomatoes. A happy meal with a salad. Yeah. There was a cheeseburger in there, though. Yeah, you get the cheeseburger. You get the cheeseburger.

I stole some fries from his as well. You didn't finish your salad either. I didn't touch the salad. It was dry, groogy McDonald's shit. Whoa. Now, McDonald's is, it's slightly better than United States, but I don't like the fact that they don't have, like, their biscuits and shit. Whoa. Now, McDonald's is slightly better than the United States, but I don't like the fact that they don't have their biscuits

and shit. You told me they don't have breakfast biscuits at McDonald's. That's not like a thing here. That's a huge thing. When I think of biscuits, it's everyone in the United States. It's not just a southern thing. I think of Popeye's or something. I always hear people online saying Popeye's biscuits.

I hate it. I don't even know what that is. What the fuck is a biscuit? Wendy's, Burger King, McDonald's, almost every fast food. What is it? Hard bread. Imagine a hard bread dough. That's not like a thing. It's shit.

It sucks. I got them from KFC. It's just dry garbage. You think it sucks too, Matt? No, no, no. I'm disagreeing. What do you do with them? You put butter on them?

You put jam? Have you ever had a Chick-fil-A chicken breakfast biscuit? That's why Popeyes gives you honey and jam for the biscuits. I thought you'd dip your chicken in it. All I know is memes around Popeyes biscuits making you thirsty. That's all I know. That's all I hear. I haven't had the

Popeyes chicken sandwich yet because you literally can't get it in America. I tried to go to one with our editor Justin and on the sign it just said, we'll be back soon. Sold out. But it's also like a permanent edition. It's not a temporary thing.

So I don't get why people are like rushing out. Because it became a meme. They marketed it as like a meme so people would have to go out and fucking The whole thing was

is it better than the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich? And so people were like ooh is it? And then a lot of fast food you got what's his name? Fucking...

What's his goddamn name? I have no idea. The guy with the big bulgy eyes. Steve Buscemi? Yeah. The guy who kind of looks like his son. Review bra. Review bra. Oh, review bra.

The guy with the big bulgy eyes. He does have big bulgy eyes. He's cute, man. He's attractive. We asked him to be on our podcast. Did he say no? I kept tweeting him and I think he was just getting uncomfortable

at all my replies, getting all this attention where people were just harassing him. And so I eventually just put out this thing saying like, no, I will not do it. What did he say? I won't do it now,

maybe in the future, but I'm not comfortable with it or I don't feel like doing that or something like that. We emailed him and he responded. He said yes. He said,

I would love to come on the Super Mega Podcast. And then we started talking and then he just got so busy he's like, I get 500 emails a day and then just like disappeared.

That was a really good impression. I feel like now is the perfect time to try to go back to him, because his views are on You should definitely try to get him as a guest. That's my dream guest. He's so awesome. I just want to get him drunk. I want to see what he's like drunk. I think that was the one thing, that was the main reason that he didn't want to do it,

because he didn't want to drink. I don't think he drinks. He doesn't strike me as the type that would. It looks like he has Crohn's disease and he can't drink. I think that's Mr. Beast. Oh. Is that public? That's public information.

That's okay. It looks like he has Crohn's. I could see Reviewbrah having like a nice glass of scotch like once a month. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But not like. I feel like he would be more interested in sniffing it and, you know, seeing what the rumours are from.

Rich nose. You know, it's kind of nice. Listen, I'll settle with two drinks with a review, bro. I feel like that's enough for his scrawny bones. Nah, he's one of the guests that I would say he doesn't have to drink. That lore is on there for almost everyone else. He can get away with not drinking. Give him salvia.

Why don't you do a big rip of salvia before the podcast? Dude, you can have something. Send him to fucking outer space. Do you know where to get salvia from? Oh yeah, you can just get anything on the internet, bro. You know how it is. It's legal in America. I bought some for Ryan for his birthday and then we did not smoke it because we got scared.

I'm not trying salvia. We were like, we bought it. Because there's a part of me. You say you bought it as a joke, but there was a point in that night where y'all were kind of very just kind of like, okay, when we get back, we got to do Salvia. And then we laughed

and then you're like, yeah, but like when we get back, we're still doing it, right? I would have done it if everyone else did it. I'm not going to do it by myself. Because you're a peer pressure type of person.

Yeah, absolutely. Salvia's the one that scares me. I'm not doing Salvia. I've seen too many videos of people falling out the second stories of Windows freaking out on Salvia. Salvia's the one that people say

feels like time can slow down for so long that it's like, at least with other drugs you you can have a concept at the time is going to reach a certain point like some people have who do salvia have specifically said like I felt like it was two years or like really multiple months like that like that kind of a trip scares me that really like that that's terrifying I know it's tell you have you seen that that selfie video where they do the selfie

rip and the guy jumps out the window. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Just falls back. I'll be as scary as fuck. It's like, like why did you, why did you bring me a bag of salvia for my birthday? Cause I bought that.

It's not a gag gift. No, I bought it. What happens if Ryan's feeling sad one night? It's just like, I'm doing it. Fuck. I mistake it for a bag of weed. Cause I could see myself like, what the fuck does it look like?

It does not look like weed. It looks like herb in a little bag. It's like dark green. So I could mistake it if I was just like, if it was dark, and I was like, oh, I'm out of weed. It's in a bag that says salvia. It says salvia on the bag. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals

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Yeah, and look how fucked up she is. I ain't doing salvia. Salvia takes you to another dimension. It's like 15 minutes. No, thanks, bro. I'll stick to the grog, man. No, thank you. I'll stick to a nice gro man no thank you i'll stick to

a nice grog i don't even drink that much i had like you can ask matt even i'll probably drink once a month but yeah since i'm out here having fun with the boys and we're going out so much i've been drinking pretty much every day i don't think i have ever drank on my own or like for the sake of drinking like i it's always fun that's not like a concept that's ever really crossed my mind. I feel like Chad... Oh, getting drunk alone is lit. I was going to say, I feel like Chad's an advocate.

He's got this sad echo in his eyes. It's lit. Depends how you do it. I'm not going to go and fucking smash a whole bowl of scotch. I don't think I've ever done it. Maybe I would like it. I haven't sat down

and smashed a whole bowl of scotch before bed. Like, I sat down, I cooked dinner for myself and put a movie on. I had a bowl of wine. See, that's nice. I like doing that. It's fine. And then I'm in bed a little bit tipsy at, like, 10 o'clock at night. I'm like, I wonder what whore on Tinder will come and sleep with me right now.

Well, I don't do that. Well, I don't call women whores, first of all. Yeah, see, Chad, when I've had a couple of last lines. I'm a gentleman, Chad. I think about what girls on Tinder can I go respect right now? Stop turning this back on me. I'm not turning it back on you. You're the one that decided to use such a harsh vocabulary in terms of describing women. I respect the fuck out of women. I've seen it.

He's got a hoodie. It says he respects them. Yeah, which you can get from cool shirts. What was that? Shirtswithaz.co. Shirtswithaz.co. This weird sound effect that I downloaded keeps playing when you say that. Well, that sucks because you could have used code SUPERMEGA.

Oh, see, that one worked. Wait, where can they use that? On ShirtsWithAZ.com. That is the domain. Okay, sweet. And what are y'all's codes? SUPERMEGA. There it is.

It's inevitable that it will be edited. You guys can give yours We can see Whose wins No Super Mega I know I can see it

He's gonna edit it No matter what I'm not gonna look like a fool I'm just gonna He's even gonna just edit it Over us saying Super Mega To make it seem like We said something else

For the record I'd said their code If he put his own voice Over me saying Super Mega I think he's gonna edit it Do you really think I'm gonna go through That much effort cuz I have to edit this tonight sweet We just keep giving him stuff to add tonight. Why cuz it's gonna come out weekly. So yes Why come out Wednesday in American time tell?

So what you gotta have it uploaded by this time tomorrow something like that. Yeah, I mean we're pretty loose We're not early early morning in like I'd like four or five we try to get out I just want to get be early morning at like 4, 5. We try to get it out. I just want to get it out of the way because we're going camping. I got to get it done before we go and pick up the van and shit. We got some fun shit planned. Camping is going to be lit. So wait, when do we go camping tomorrow? We really have to pick it up at 9.

We can pick it up around 10. Why? If we have it for the whole day, why do we have to pick it up early? Because it's a four-hour drive to the camping grounds. Wait, so when do we leave to go camping? I want to be able to have some time at the camping area. Yeah, well, that's why I said leave at midday so we get there in the afternoon. We can set up, light a fire.

Take the boys to hunt some kangaroos. Yeah. Let's go hunt some kangaroos. Imagine if we get, like, an actual animal we kill with our bare hands and cook it on the fire. That would be a vlog. We could smoke salvia. Well, that's a really popular thing on YouTube, catch and cooks. They are, yeah.

Have you guys seen those videos? No. You know what we haven't done, which you all said we would though, talking about hunting kangaroos. We haven't eaten any kangaroos since we've been here. Well, that's what I was gonna do on the car. I was gonna get the cast guy

and I was gonna cook kangaroo on the open fire. No better than doing it while you can. Are we doing like kangaroo steak? Yeah, kangaroo steak. Just fucking meat. They're like kangaroo burgers and shit like that? Yeah. Is it everything?

Yeah, we have crocodile sausages. Kangaroo jerky. Well, we have alligator jerky. I think we're the only country that eats the national animal. We do not eat bald eagles. It's probably fucking good though. We have two animals. One bat. No, it's on the coin. It's the kangaroo and though. We have two animals. One bat.

No, it's on the coin. It's the kangaroo and the emu, is it? Oh, yeah, we eat both of them. We eat both of them? Yeah. Really? You can eat emu. I think it's really dry and, like...

It sucks. Is an emu different than an ostrich, or are they the same shit? It's big as fuck. It's huge. They look slightly different. But they're similar in terms of... No, ostriches are totally emu's. Their body shape is exactly the same.

Okay. They're still known for running fast and being fucking terrifying. Yeah, the thing I always hear Americans say is emu. They always say emus. I say emu, yeah. When you said emu, I said it to fit in, but normally I say emu. Yep. Rise up lights.

Rise up lights, yeah. If anyone knows what you're even saying. Rise up lights. Yeah, so apparently there's this thing. Yeah, so apparently there's this thing if an American says the word rise up lights, it sounds like they're saying razor blades in an Australian accent. Rise up lights. Rise up lights.

Rise up lights. It still sounds like it. Yeah, I can hear it. Just say it with your normal voice. Just say it. Rise up lights. Rise up lights. Yeah, I can hear it too. It's like really outback rise up lights It's just also one of those memes when if I think that had this saying that I'll hear yeah

That's like the trick to it. Yeah rise up light a bottle. I'm what we're saying yesterday The other one is the Jamaican one is be a can be a can yeah can Sounds like you're saying bacon in a Jamaican accent. I think there's a couple more maybe I can't think of any you guys do American accents You know the American accent I can do it. Yeah. Yeah, we do chat Well, I mean can we joke about that or we just gonna not touch base on that one cuz that's not too bad It is very I have no idea what you guys are talking I just play like a really my brand is not aligned with this.

Neither is ours. Chad, Chad, go do your own thing. I'm just really good at impersonating a really redneck southerner that is a bit racist. Oh, okay. Is it an impersonation? Max is like, I've never heard of this before. No, it's an impersonation.

Of course it is. Don't you dare rally it into something else. I know Something happened today Cut it out Misunderstanding Cut this Delete it You just said something happened man

You sound like you got a guilty conscience Shut up Why are you getting so defensive We just said something happened today It sucked let's not talk about it You're the one that did it Or said it sorry Shut up. I wasn't there. Why are you getting so defensive? We just said something happened today. That's all we said. Yeah, it sucked. Let's not talk about it. It sounds like something came to mind. You're the one that did it.

Or said it, sorry. Said what? Said what? Said what, Chad? I didn't say shit. Don't you dare make this something that it's not. It involves a woman, okay? Get it out of the way.

We won't talk about it. I didn't know about this. I didn't know it involved a woman. Is there something else? Shut up, both of you. They're just making it sound like something it's not. Well, Chad, if you said it involved a woman. Is there something else? That's not what I don't know. Shut up, both of you. They're just making it sound like something it's not. Chad, if you said it involved a woman,

that's not what I remembered. And I can tell you what I remember. No, I don't wanna hear what you remember. Shut up. Nothing happened today. That sounds interesting. Chad, do you have a topic change maybe? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to derail.

I imagine a bald eagle would be really good to eat because it's got a lot of meat on it. Do they? I hate this podcast. I know they hate it. I hate this place. Kill me. It's your set.

I'm in hell. We're in the cold one set recording this. It's being tainted now. You guys ruined him. I'm sorry. Fine, Chad, we'll save it for cold ones then. No worries. We don't have to talk about it now.

Even worse. It's video format. I guess we can always edit it out. I feel like this would be hard to edit. You can prod at him when he's really drunk. I'm sure he'll come out. Have you had anything to drink, Joe? This is my second drink.

Give me a cheers. Cheers. Is there a word for cheers in Australian? We say cheers. We say cheers. What's another one we say? Oh, you guys know we say skull? Skull, yeah.

You say skull. You didn't cheers me, Max. I follow you, so thank you. Okay. You're going to unfollow me if I do a cheers? I followed your Instagram. You don't follow me on Instagram. How about that? Oh, Instagram. I just pulled that one out. Do you follow, so thank you. Okay. You're going to unfollow me if I do that? I followed your Instagram. You don't follow me on Instagram. How about that?

Oh, Instagram. I just pulled that one out. Do you follow me on Instagram? I do. As of yesterday, I think. Thank you. Well, actually. So you got mad at me for not following you on Twitter when you didn't follow either of

us on Instagram. Hey, I didn't know you were such avid Insta users. I'm not. I'm also not an avid Twitter user. Yeah, in Ryan's defense, he doesn't follow you because he doesn't use Twitter. I feel like you're not on the internet a lot. He's not. I feel like you just do

your show and your fucking videos and then just go back to a library or something. Just bug off somewhere else. Yeah, a library. I wish that's what I was known for. Ryan goes home

and he just cracks a big fucking thousand page book. He's like, oh, this is why not. Encyclopedia read-through. Just reads through every single encyclopedia the library has.

That's why you use such big words all the time. It confuses my orc brain. You know, if you dedicated yourself to that, you would become so fucking smart. Well, he keeps talking. I'm sure, yeah. I mean, like, every day. Well, he keeps talking about wanting to, like,

do a voiceover of the Holy Bible. He wants to do an audible of a Bible and sell it. I do, yeah. How so? Why? What do you mean? holy Bible. He wants to do an audible of a Bible and sell it. I do, yeah. How so? Why? What kind of? What do you mean?

He's like, how many people would buy me reading the Bible as an audible? Not me specifically. I don't think that's what he said. That's not what he said. What was the meme? I don't want to talk about it. I think Chad's flipping the script. Yeah, I see what Chad's trying to do now. You don't want to talk about it?

I just think that there's certain dialects that haven't been represented. What's the dialect? Southern. Yeah, mystery Southern. It's like one of those fucking lollipops. You don't know what the flavor is. There's so many fucking dialects of the Bible. There's so many fucking lollipop flavors.

Let's talk about that. Let's talk about those lollipop flavors, guys. There's so many of them. What's your favorite flavor of lollipop, fellas Let's talk about that those lollipop flavors guys There's so many of your favorite flavor of lollipop fell cherry. Maybe cherry Yeah, there's like chocolate cream ones the chubba chubs Yeah, we have a whole like we're like a thousand Australian yeah, they're really good That's Australian We went to a What did we get that from The one that Americans have

Costco Costco yeah Yeah we have Costco here In the Costco They had a big Chubba Chub's Like paint tin It's just full of every flavor Yeah if you bring your

Costco membership You can use it globally I think Wherever Costco's are I need to get a Well I live alone So it's like

I would just be getting Like a shit ton of. You need that, though. You guys can get. Boyardee cans. Tuna cans. The thing is like Costco is the only place in Australia that I'm aware of that you can buy things in bulk.

That level of bulk. Like you know the Simpsons meme where the Mega Mart opens and everything's huge. In America, though, a lot of stores I go to, I'm like, why is everything so big? Like it's naturally just big. It makes sense for some things. You guys have those huge value packs.

It really makes sense for some things. Some things I go, I can see me buying that in bulk, but then I see like maple syrup where I go through like a bottle of maple syrup every year. I'm like, why would I buy a case of 50 bottles of maple syrup? Yeah, like a fucking two,

like just a huge gallon of mayonnaise. Yeah, that was a big jug of mayonnaise we need to hold under your arm. Americans can go through the mayonnaise. That makes more sense than the maple syrup. Because there's some families out there. Yeah, I feel like there's big American families. Yeah, there's some. Because, like, I asked for mayonnaise on McDonald's.

There's not an option on that. We do have. Yeah, the burger I had. How did you pronounce it? Did you say mayonnaise? I texted Matt. Did you go? Did you go?

We call it mayo. We use those electronic things. Oh, okay. So mayonnaise isn't an option. It wasn't an option on the electronic thing. Either that or he's just retarded. No, there wasn't. I went through it twice because I was like, mayonnaise.

Because I also wanted a double cheeseburger plain and it had mustard. Yeah, I saw your fucking order. It was just like the pickiest thing ever. I saw plain in all caps. What does plain mean? No, no, no, no, no, no. Must be an American thing. Well, I'm sorry. Scratch your lunch and it was wrong. Hold the pickle.

Scrape the sauce off. I'm glad you're apologizing. If you were paying attention and you knew me better than I thought you would, you'd get the order right. I thought that plain meant just the meat, the cheese, and then the mustard and ketchup. That's it. Plain. Plain means just like a double cheeseburger plain. Nothing on it but the

meat and cheese. Well, I'm sorry I ruined your McDonald's. Why would you? I didn't mean to. Why take something off the ingredients, bro? That sucks. Why take something off of the ingredients? People who are allergic to stuff do it all the time. Are you allergic? You're not allergic to it. That doesn't have to be an excuse I'm just saying

Why are you attacking me for for having a certain you're attacking me for getting order wrong when I paid for it And you're millionaire To spend $500 in the casino, I did not spend $500 in the casino. Sorry, $1,000. No, Ryan, I went one night and I spent like $100 and you went two nights with Chad and Chad forced you to spend $2,000. What the hell? No, no, no, Matt.

You're getting out of the room. How many of you guys should never gamble if you have a Patreon? I won $2,000, Matt. The fans are never happy. They say this is where the money is going. We expected every dime was being used to make your set better, and we hear that you're blowing $3,000 at Crown Casino.

How is it going up every time we mention it? I don't have a specific bank account for the Patreon where I go, I'm gambling this money. In fact, the Patreon. Or you used to stream and just saying, give me all your money, you peasants. I'm going to the casino after the stream is done. Well, at least I told them what I was doing with the money. Yeah, the transparency is definitely-

And I also took my stream to the casino, so they were gambling with me. And when I ran out of money, they gave me more. So they were encouraging me. Of course they were. That's an interactive experience. I feel like anyone would want to be- I don't take the Patreon money we get

I put it into this The fuck? There goes the picture of Ian That's cursed bro That's cursed No it's because I took this book out And it all started slanding It's gonna start dominoes effects

Because I moved the book Something has fallen off the set Like at the other side of the room It seemed kind of ghostly Can I finish this Patreon rant? Because I don't want people thinking I take Patreon money and punt it. But you just...

No, when we were at the casino, you specifically said, this is Patreon money, they don't fucking care. I just said that as a joke! All I was saying was, obviously anyone can do whatever they want with their money, but I'm saying it gets so fucky when you have a Patreon and you want to do anything. Even if it's with your own money that wasn't specifically from them.

Yes, the fans are always like, we made you, this is what we fucking built. You would be nothing without us. Yeah, do not fucking do anything that isn't making your show better or doing this or that. Well, I can safely say right now

that all the money that's been given us from Patreon, which is a lot, has gone into... We've spent our own money. We made fuck all money. Take a look at these boys. They got flown out of here on the Patreon dollars, haven't they?

Yeah, they got their accommodation, the Patreon money. They got a, okay, I got them a steak meal with the Patreon money. How much was that, Matt? Oh, I don't know if the fans are going to like that. Well, I wanted to show them to a good man. It's a business dinner. It was a business dinner. Also, like, for instance, you know, our office, we're setting up right now, like, literally

almost all the Patreon money into that because that was so fucking expensive. It's unbelievable how expensive it is. And then people are like, oh, you went to visit your cousin in Thailand? You're abusing the money. I'm like, you're going to go visit your family twice a year that are on the other side of the continent? What the fuck, dude? Also, like, that's literally, like, I used my own money for that. Like, I didn't use the Patreon money for that.

The Patreon money goes to a business account that we use for the business. That then for your personal things you get paid Yeah, fucking like yeah, exactly. That's how it's been 15 grand at the casino from patreon money, but that's fine Yeah, but you haven't gambled as well so 15,000 it's like That's breaking the ice and you know probably gonna go back right just for the record. They didn't punt $15,000 because we well here we, well, here's the thing. If we spend $15,000 of Patreon money at the casino, what we're trying to do is double that.

So then what they gave us is worth even more. Think about that, right? So then at the end, it's like, oh, that's $30,000 of Patreon money, right? We're just trying to be smart and double the money that the fans gave us. Then you'd be able to do more stuff on set and get more microphones and things.

I'm constantly spending money in here holy shit i didn't realize how expensive building an office was like we had no fucking idea how much was your soundproofing can you tell because they told me how much they paid for soundproofing i shit myself it was i mean yeah it was ten thousand dollars yeah for our office soundproofing yeah and it would it's in la it cost us more to get it done here they spent ten thousand dollars on an expensive soundproofing company. To make their content better for us, that we watch. When they could have just done it themselves

by cutting out foam. You know the other thing, yeah, acoustic foam. It's not the same thing. Like we wanted to go big, like, cause if people are donating all that money to put you on, I wanna use the money to do the best we can. The same with you, we didn't skimp on anything in here. I don't wanna skimp on it.

But the more money that you make in that way way if you're not putting it into making things better like what the fuck is the point of having a patreon or you're also not going to get the return you're not going to get new people because obviously the money's used to improve content which is what we use it for as well so when the content gets better you get more people which means more people come in donate to the patreon it's just a cycle another thing that an expense that i think people don't understand the concept of with youtube is making like what seems to be a lot of money is paying tax like my kids don't kids don't understand like what tax is when it's that amount of money it's like well yeah almost 50 of it is the fucking tax like taxes when i

worked at food line which is a grocery store back in south car. It's taken out before you get paid as well, right? Yeah, that's another thing they don't understand. They think that the money we get is already taxed. No, no, no. At the end of the year, we go to the tax man. They go, you've made this much. You owe us this much. And you're like, oh, that hurts.

I don't even have that much left in my bank account. I cut my savings in half because of tax. Same, same. I would just... And especially with stuff like Patreon and stuff, people see, they're like, oh, so you guys are making that much money that money is not taxed yet and we live in california which is like the highest fucking one of the highest tax states it's like 35 or something so it's like after we split that and then spend that on the business we also have

to tax all that so uncle sam's getting his uh fair share. What we have here is once you, if you're doing like personal, like business, like I'm, I'm Max Moffa, I think is a company. But if a lot of people just have like, what's happening over there? That's scary.

That legitimately made me jump. That just moved on its own. That was scary. We always make jokes about this office being haunted. No, Churd was here. He said it was haunted and he was getting, he was in the toilet and some ghost was knocking on the doors that's a creepy ass bathroom well i'll tell you what we talk about how much money we get but we

definitely cheaped out on our office like we were in a it's falling to bits yeah well like that bathroom's just just one more thing to wait let wait, let me finish what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With, like, personal tax, you reach each tax bracket, and then you pay more, right? Yeah. So the maximum bracket here is, do you know what it is? 48%. No, like, what's the actual number of money that you get a month of? It's not that lot.

It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180.

It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. It's like 180. And then pretty much every dollar after that is pretty much 50 cents you get. So it's basically cut in half, like all the money after that. Obviously the first one's blah, blah, blah, blah.

But when you are working with a lot of money, it does hurt to have it all in one account and then have to fucking give almost half of it back. But if you're smart, you pay quarterly and keep money to pay tax. Oh, our last... But that's another problem. Sorry, just quickly again. That's another problem with schools not teaching tax-related things with,

I find, with YouTubers who get thrown into doing YouTube. They don't know anything about tax. Oh, we didn't know shit. And they spend all their fucking money because they get so much money all of a sudden from someone who's worked at McDonald's or something like that. They're like, okay, now I'm just making a lot of money as a YouTuber. And they spend all of it, and then they get fucked. Well, it's the same thing with like uh sports athletes where you'll you'll hear the

stories of they they make it big they spend it on cars they spend it on like what was the family what's the uh floyd uh floyd mayweather yes he had to do the conor mcgregor match to make the money he owed to pay tax yep he was like i have to do this thing so i can pay all my taxes back which is like millions of dollars. And Nick Cage is fucked as well. Well, he bought like six properties, a dinosaur skull, and like a bunch of stupid shit.

He bought a dinosaur skull? Yeah. He bought a huge super mega logo like for his house. I feel like that you need to know when to give people money as well with the Patreon. I'm backhacking here, but...

Are you talking about as a user? As a user, yeah. Know that we're not wearing wearing we're not living in mansions we're living i live in a shitty two-bedroom let's not be let's not be shitty about it though youtubers do oh 100 position i am so grateful for where i'm at i tell you i wouldn't have been able to afford this though and without a patreon i wouldn't be able to build this, though, without a Patreon. I wouldn't have been able to build this. As long as you're smart with your money, you're going to be comfortable. A Patreon's for people like, hey, we have this,

but we could make this, but we can't afford it. Can we have money from you to make content better, and we love you? It's also like people will think that we should just be pulling money from all sources to do things. It's like I run my own personal stuff doing, like, Pokemon and that, and that's where all my money is focused on putting back into that and doing that.

And it's like we do Cold Ones, and then Cold Ones has a Patreon. Obviously, the money from that goes towards this specific thing. While fans seem to think it's all, like, all the money should just be pulled out of my personal savings to do this. I definitely could not afford this whole room that we're in now. Yeah, and we're grateful because as we get the money you make things better and of course you can also give back you give back to the patron we give them a lot more content we give them discount on our merch which is coming out soon which just haven't made yeah i don't like um the patreons that have

almost nothing or they stop giving back like the things and people just say subscribed. There are a lot of YouTubers that I know that just have dormant patrons that sit there collecting money. I don't want to say names. People don't disconnect their credit cards from them. They're just being sucked. Oh, yeah. Like a lot of people will just like. A lot of people aren't happy also with the rate sometimes that we do.

But we like I checked on average we'll have like six to seven posts on our patreon a month oh that's more than us we do like two or three well the thing is i mean i know people are like people will be like is it worth it people like no it's not worth it and it's like five bucks you guys have just one tier isn't it yeah just five bucks it's five dollars really smart like for everyone well because i i wanted it to feel kind of like a uh like a like a membership rather rather than I'm going to pay more to get something extra, I guess, over and over again. Like those YouTubers that have like a, there's a $50,000 tier and we'll build a concrete wall. I hate that. I hate that.

I hate that. In the background. I just, you're not going to get mad at someone to do it when they want to accomplish something bigger. But when it's someone like RiceGum, not that he has one, but wearing Gucci and flexing everything all the time. If he started up a Patreon and said, I'm poor now, can I have your money? I'd tell him to die.

Or Anissian. Anissian, yeah. He's like, I've ruined my life and I have to pay. Does he have a Patreon? He definitely does. But he did this video where he was saying, I'm fucked. I owe so much money to tax. I mean, he must be. where he was saying I'm fucked. I owe so much money to tax

I mean everything I know does asking to collab so that must mean he's using a pretty block everyone and it just was that Was his thing and then? These connections yeah to pay to watch his YouTube videos as well like oh Yeah, he's gonna make a video just because he's like he's sniffing around for people mentioning his name. Oh, definitely. So if he catches wind of this one, he'll be like, okay, fellas. Onision, you're a very attractive man, and you're a cool guy. I like his vegetarian body. It's vegan body, bro.

No, it's vegetarian. My vegan body. I swear he says vegetarian in that. He says vegan. Nah, someone bring it it up I'll do it I don't have my phone No I do have my phone I swear he says My vegetarian body

I got it Are you talking about The dude that like Films himself talking about The king of vegan The vegan vagina Inicium Have you seen that video

This one is for vegans The ASMR Vegan vagina He says vegetarian body You're right I don't know if you saw that video where Shane Dawson said, Hey, well, I have chest hair. Just get to the vegan body, bro.

Vegetarian. Oh, God, here it is. This is it. This is my body. Doesn't he yell it? Fat feet to bad feet. Your stomach rolls up. Without the other big strut.

Makes those little fat things. This is my fucking body! You see it? Wait. I see it, yeah. This is my vegetarian

body! Told ya. Vegetarian. Chad, you should be a vegetarian now. Why is he going super sane, bro? It's all steroids.

It's a steroid vegetarian body. I think he's just like... Does he have like an emotional connection To like anything Tax maybe He legit made a video saying

He didn't know how to do his tax And he He put way too many expenses Like he's just full house And he's car and stuff and didn't keep any records or anything. And now they're still auditing everything. That's when I feel like he made a big push for his Patreon.

It was like, you guys need to bail me out of this tax hole. Did they bail him out? I don't know. I don't know how he's doing. He's always just fucked. I could have a look at his shit. I think he's got me blocked. I think he's, you know, I don't know what he's up to.

I can kind of have some sort of sympathy for him because I was never taught shit about taxes. I mean, I wasn't either, but at the same time, I feel like we have enough common sense where it's like, we're starting a business. We should probably get someone else to handle this side of things. I feel like it's something we also, I mean, like, you helped me a lot

a little bit at the start. People around me were making sure I was paying tax properly. You don't want to fuck around with that. The safe bet is always, at least the rule that I've always learned, the safe bet, at least in America, is to put 30% of what you make aside. Usually that'll be more than what you have to pay, but then you'll get it back once you pay off taxes. That's what I'm saying with YouTubers who previously worked normal jobs

and then they get into doing YouTube. They don't do that because they're like, I'm going to go wild. Like I've never had this experience before. Yeah, because they make all this money but then they forget that because they're making it, they're in a higher tax bracket. It's the same thing a lot of rappers do,

especially a lot of like big rappers that come from poor backgrounds. Like as soon as they get a lot of money, they're just just like this is i i would like to flex like all of this and that's like uh like the culture in general i even feel like it's like i mean they flex but like when i started kind of making quote quote money from youtube i remember i was like i'm gonna buy myself uh a nice sound bar and that was like a big expense to me at the time. I was like, oh wow, this like $200 soundbar. I think it was when I

moved out here first and started working for the Markiplier game. So this is a special category of Markiplier? Yeah, that's his URL. YouTube.com slash Markiplier. Unless he got the actual... No, I think it's market player game Okay

That's a funny thing to look at You ever look at a big YouTube as URL And you're like Oh my god Like Ours is super mega show official Just super mega official YouTube.com slash super mega official

Because we also have like super mega show Our use Our like Our Twitter and Instagram is super mega show Chad is this for me? Yeah I'm just pouring Did you just pour me a vodka Red Bull? Yeah vodka Red Bull

That'll keep you awake You know what I'm actually supposed to to drink those people have died from no, it's horrible alcohol alcohol It's not brown a downer. Yeah, it's a horrible combination I think everyone who comes into some kind of money starts kind of like oh I can buy this and so they treat themselves But then people go overboard with it It's like oh I got this and now I'm gonna get so much more more and I'm going to treat my friends and I'm going to treat my family and all this other stuff. It's hard to stop it because your spending habits, I feel like, rise in tandem with how much money you're making. At least I know that's how I do it.

If I start making more money, I just start buying more things. Because I think the thing is it's natural to, you know, everybody wants money. And then if you start getting money, then, I mean, why do you want money? Because you want to be able to spend it, right? So then if you have money, then I mean What do you want money because you want to be able to spend it right so then if you have money you're like oh? Well, I know I want to be able to donate it to a charitable cause what are you talking about? Well see I'm a piece of shit, so I'd rather spend it so You get more money, and you're like that means like a spend more money And it's about finding that balance of like where it's it's not too much, and you're still saving

But like you can you can still spin what you want to spend on yourself, your friends, your family. But you're not going overboard where you're going to fuck yourself over, where you're going to bankrupt yourself, or you're going to get in trouble with the IRS. I've noticed a lot of people take it personally when some YouTubers set up a Patreon, too. Like, they're like, how could you ask for money from people? When it's, like, it's purely someone's choice to donate money. You're not taking it from someone. My opinion's changed on that over the years because I used to be in the camp

of like, you don't need a Patreon. When I'd see someone, I'd be like, you don't need a fucking Patreon, you cocksucker. Well, that is true for some people. There are some people whose names I won't say because this is your podcast. I decided to never do it for myself But when we started this

I could see a perfect fit for it And I thought We do have a lot of expenses and things And we run a specific show We didn't have a patron at the start And then we got our first couple months And we're like fuck where'd that $20,000 I had saved That fucking board

I don't know if you guys have seen the back of that The expenses that we had on it. It's unbelievable how much shit builds up. A lot of people don't realize that because they'll look at even a channel like ours and it's like, well, you guys make fucking stupid videos and Let's Plays, but they don't realize,

not everyone, but some people don't realize how much money actually has to go into it because, for instance, now we have actual people that we have to pay every month. We have to pay them healthcare. We have to pay for an office. We have all this equipment that we have, now we have actual people that we have to pay every month. We have to pay them healthcare. We have to pay for an office. We have all this equipment that we have to purchase. Well, we don't have to pay them healthcare.

No. We could stop that at any time we want. We should probably stop that. You guys are in America. Is there even healthcare to pay? We have to pay for every employee's healthcare. And for our own. So, thank you to the patrons, because you're helping us pay healthcare for our employees and for ourselves you to the patrons because you're helping us pay healthcare

for our employees and for ourselves. I think people haven't gotten the mindset that it's not, YouTube is not, and it sucks that it's not this anymore. It's not just someone filming in their bedroom or their studio and editing themselves and uploading, which is what you do with your Pokemon channel.

But it kind of still is. It feels very, like this is... It is, but now the expectation is higher quality stuff. But as those people that are in their bedrooms doing that, as they're making more money, they should be, if they can, putting money back into making their show better for their fans.

And that's what's happening. And that feels good, too. That's another thing that I think the reason Leafy fell off, because he was making so much money and there was not necessarily necessarily improvement in specific videos But he had no aspirations to do bigger and better things repetitive He was just like I'm stuck in this perfect like hole for now I'm like the biggest hottest shit like on campus and I'm making all this money and I'm not taking any risks anymore

I'm just gonna keep making this and then either he also got bored of doing it and just like stop You just stopped like out of the blue but also his shit was falling off because people were like yeah i'm bored of this now like also like did he i don't did he even plan to become big like he seems like one of those guys are just doing this shit i don't think so but you've got to smarten up when you're in that position yeah if that happens you have to like it's the same thing young when it's the same i mean it's not as much now because minecraft's made a big comeback but a lot of those uh minecraft channels pigeonhole themselves into just

doing Minecraft, and they got so big on it, and they're like, you know, I have this big platform where I should be turning my personality into something that people want to see, but rather they just kept doing Minecraft mod reviews and that was it. And then their channels are just fucked. Except maybe not now because Minecraft's made a comeback.

You know what I've noticed? A lot of the big Minecraft YouTubers from back in the day have not made a comeback with minecraft really so it's a pie just took all the yeah yeah i know i know heaps of minecraft youtube is like i'm taking advantage of this i'm gonna make i'm gonna upload every day and just went nowhere while pewdiepie is just farming 10 mil view i'm telling you if that's any advice that i would give uh for youtube it would be if you're if you are growing and you're doing that, you need to make people care about your personality, not the content you're putting out.

Because I see the same thing that's happened with Minecraft happening to the Fortnite channels now as well. Their whole build-up has happened off the game and the thumbnails and the content, but their personality is so boring and shitty that they haven't built an engaging community. And those people are literally just clicking for the thumbnails and the fucking Fortnite videos. So you're saying put more into your personality?

Yeah, I feel like you need to make people go like, I want to watch anything this person uploads. I do miss the time where you didn't need to focus on personality in terms of think of sketch comedy. Yeah, but that's like a different thing entirely. It's an extension of your personality. That's a talent, and that's building, and that's writing. Getting better at it.

Yeah, well, it's not doing Minecraft. You're just doing fucking reviews. Hey, guys, take it. Mod 2.0. Yeah, if you're like a Minecraft YouTuber, and you got big for just doing Minecraft videos and doing those things where it's like, how many blocks does it take to blah, blah, blah,

all that stuff, and then Minecraft dies out, your fan base does it take to blah, blah, blah, all that stuff, and then Minecraft dies out, your fan base is going to be like, oh, I don't give a fuck anymore. But if you build your personality more so than just the things, then people will transition with you to what you do next. What I've noticed with the Pokemon channel now is I would usually only get views from people who would want to see a specific set get opened. They'll click on it because, oh, it's the new set,

like, that's being opened. I'm looking for YouTubers that are opening it. Well, now I can literally put out anything and people will watch it because they want to watch it. Because they want to see me open it, they don't want to see the thing be opened. Yeah. I also know people that watch your Pokemon videos

just because it's fun to, like, to learn about it. Because you go on the educational dive where you talk about the cards and you show the prices on screen. I know people that have never bought a pack of Pokemon cards in their life that say they watch your videos. My roommate watches your Pokemon videos before bed because he's like, it's nice.

PewDiePie said he did that with Latia when they're lying in bed. Yeah, I do that as well. I crack it open. I do too. It's weird. But here's a really far-fetched example um i used to watch a youtuber that did world of warcraft lore because i just liked law i didn't give a fuck about this crendor bro this ain't crendor is crendor is another person that just

dropped crendor's channel is but like he's just all of a sudden he hates world of warcraft and doesn't want to do the lore and he starts fucking playing other games i'm like fuck you you're not funny i subscribed to this channel i subscribed to this channel for world of warcraft law not your stupid ass that's exactly the counter argument to what max was trying to say he made the bad he made the transition yeah but i was just saying he did he didn't one day just like every week he put up a new video one day he's like i fucking hate wow i'm just gonna start doing something else and i was like you're not funny you're good at reading me to bed For you want people to come for like so like

Minecraft people come for the Minecraft and they stay because they like you so then when if you start doing something else Minecraft drops off you do other things people will still stay for you But if they only come for the minecraft and minecraft drops off There's also there's also channels that are just band riders like that bandwagon riders like there's some that do Musa fucking is a There's also channels that are just bandwagon riders. There's some that do it really well. Muzok has had ups and downs. Lachlan's had ups and downs. These are Australian gaming YouTubes. We saw him at the Fortnite party.

They do it well, though. Not that they're not funny or anything, but a lot of their audience will get sick of them when a game is dropping off, and then they're like, need to find a new game. There's a lot of different avenues to the idea of transitioning and why people sub and why people leave but yeah there's extreme examples and there's mild examples it's just it's just a risk to like reward ratio like i was saying like luck too there is a lot of luck but what i mean like

with the leafy it's just like this is working for me i just keep doing this keep doing this to keep doing this it's gonna run out at some point like I hope I hope leafies bought a bunch of fucking property and done something with his money Cuz I don't think you'd ever be able to make it come back If leafies comeback video after like two years being offline was a super mega Yeah, these guys are joking that I did it, you know, I My money that's good. You're really good at doing impressions actually review bra and and I play on Blackjack with all my money? That's good. You're really good at doing impressions. Actually, both of you are. Can you do Reviewbra and Leafy's here playing Minecraft together? No, let's set the scene.

Okay, okay. What's the scene? Okay, so I want it to be that Reviewbra is contacting Leafy to get in his server. But Leafy doesn't want to. Okay. But make Leafy always start to say the R word, but then have to correct himself. Wait, you can't say the R word on this podcast?

Well, Leafy can, or else he'll be demonetized in this situation. True, true. So, I've got the server set up. I've already built us a house out of oak wood. Now, do you have LogMeIn Hamachi all set up on you? Do you have it downloaded? That's a throwback. Yeah, so like, I'm kind of busy right now.

What's leaving? You're doing it, man. I was doing it. I'm kind of busy right now. What's Lee's view? Look. You're doing it perfectly. I was doing it fine. I'm not drunk now, hold on. Guess what, like I just. That's perfect. That's perfect.

I'm a little busy right now. I can't play. I'm surfing on the surf server. You know, I've, like I said, I built us a house of Oakwood. I can't tell if it's review bra or a bad joker impression. Dude, review bra is the next joker. Imagine review bra as the joker.

That would be fucking awesome. As the joker. Imagine review bra jelking. Jelking and sounding at the same time. Imagine if review bra is like, I need to step away from my original content. I'm going to start making jelking content. I'm going to start doing some sounding review videos. Imagine review bra making those videos about I'm gonna like restore your foreskin I don't like here's the like Matt and I are very different in the terms of like what entertains us you you draw a lot of

entertainment from like scat videos Now Ryan, you can't just drop that out there with no context. There's no context to be had. You're entertained by poop. That's it. That's all it is. What makes the poop funny for you? No, you literally can't just be like, so Matt watches a lot of scat videos anyway.

Are you talking about his own ones that he makes? No. Dude, he rewatches those. He'll film himself shitting in a toilet. And he'll, like, after he's done it for, like, a day, I'll look over. He's, like, watching it just by himself. No, no, no, no. Just, like, admiring it.

The one I did the other day. The one he spray sprayed that diarrhea. The one I did the other day was so good that I had to rewatch it several times. Can you put that on the Patreon? No. You know, I feel like it's a very normalized thing because there's things that you send that I go, what the fuck are you sending me? Stop sending me this.

You know what I'm talking about. And Chad, meanwhile, Chad's in the fucking Airbnb with his cock out. Cause there's things that you send that I go. What the fuck are you sending me? Stop sending me this. You know what I'm talking about. Your collection. Meanwhile, Chad's in the fucking Airbnb with his car cow. Rule 34 shit. Constantly sending me rule 34 shit. Like it's funny. I just Google whatever like we're talking about. What about you and how to basic have a nice group chat

together where you guys send just fuck shit to each other as well. The one where he's got his pants ripped off. He does some disgusting shit. And he says that to you bro though. I feel feel like would be a me and him would be good friends I don't know what you've told me. I have to cut you might have to cut this Okay might have to or will sorry I'll ask him if you if I have to cut it straight. I'm Editing this tonight, so you can ask him all right

I'll ask him after if there's a beep that means Ryan had to cut it if not into it He did we tell no we told on the oh we told on our podcast. Yeah. Yeah, that means Ryan had to cut it. If not, let's go straight into it. Did we tell him? No, we told him on the podcast. Oh, we told him on our podcast with him. Yeah, you can. You don't have to cut it. Yeah, he has this grotesque photo where he's pulling up his underwear and he's taking it from below,

so his balls and dick are all, like, squished together, and it's like he's an asshole all at once. What? Like, the photo's from down here, and he has underwear and he's pulling all of it up together, so, like, his ass and his dick and balls are, like, squished. And he's pretending he's, like, watching TV, like someone's just taken the photo.

And he took it in to a shopping centre to get it printed on a canvas to give to me for my birthday. And apparently he went through three staff members who were just disgusted and that i think two or two or maybe all of them were women and they were just refusing to do it and they thought he was so sick in the head to even come in here and do it and i think he he said to us he genuinely offered one of them to pay for counseling really like that i might have to cut that out i have to cut that we. I might have to cut that out. We spoke about it.

We spoke about it. Now. Yeah. That podcast came out with him in like a week. Do you want us to pay for it? Yeah. He asked, he's like, do you want me to pay for your counseling? Are you pissing in bottles, Matt?

He's rancid. He's you, you do that. He filled up one already. I saw him do it up. He's filling up another one. He's bringing it over here to pretend to give it to you. I can feel the warmth of it. You're far cunt.

Don't piss in the bottles in the office. Anyway, I've got a photo of it hanging, of this photo, the canvas, hanging on my wall with him next to it. I'll ask him if I can show you. I would love to see it. It's a good photo. But, yeah, he's the sick one from our group. Now put it in the fridge so one day someone will grab it.

No, don't you dare contaminate our fridge. That's the clear piss. Oh, no, it's clear, so we can't tell if it's the water or fucking piss. No, Matt, don't you fucking dare, prick. Matt. You suck. No, he's mixing it in with other water bottles. We don't know.

Those are two bottles filled with piss. You piss a lot for a skeleton. Thank you. Yeah, how long does this meant to run for to say curiosity? I was like why are you getting bored already? No, I just thought I just want to like keep I have to keep checking the recording That's all um. I just took a piss now You can you can go anywhere between 45 minutes to two hours. It's got a five five hours Yeah I'm pretty I'm pretty drunk hence Why I pissed in the bottles and the end of people I know in the pockets like you've never read we've reached to have

We not reach two hours. We've done up. We did two and a half one. That's what I thought. Let's draw three boys Come on three sure I'll do three hours 23 hours. Well, just let us do it. He has to edit it. No, I just record until there's Chad Are you pissing in a bottle? What's happening? Chad, I told you. There's a bastard who ripped two seconds up some flights. I don't want to miss out on the conversation.

You two are the sick ones. You are sick. Both of you are the most sick in the head. Chad does this all the time. Max, you used to fucking puke on yourself in videos. Yeah, that's art, man. There's no camera recording you pissing. Oh, no, I just spilled a bit.

Chad, well, it's not my office. That's some yellow piss dude Yeah, I hope we went and if you guys do a camera version a visual to the podcast You'll still be performing that sort of stuff of course Yellow Chad's pisses. Oh What are you pissing on the floor? Is he you just do this? Oh, dude. Oh my god. Oh Chad Don't show why just shake your dick up on the floor No, max, it's your office. Why am I yelling him? We recorded a video as well and he he didn't he didn't learn that off you he did it the last time he recorded something

He started pissing into a can behind everyone, and then he turned around and he paid. I can smell the piss. He paid one of the interns here $50 to take the can to the toilet outside. That's workplace harassment. Oh, yeah. He was not comfortable. He was like, no.

And Chad was like, you better do it. And he gave him $50. He did it. That's good money. He thought he would better do it. And he gave him $50. I mean, he did it. That's good money. He did it, yeah. He thought he would get fired otherwise. Did he actually? That's like legit workplace.

Dude, how do you do that? I've been meaning to ask you this, like, for years. How do you... Do you not have a game? Like, how do you just do that? I don't... Well, I'm just... What do you mean, vomit?

So I grew up... You just have to turn off, like, the idea that it's disgusting, if that's what you mean, like just vomiting on yourself. No, but do you think it's something that anyone can do? Vomiting? Just like the way you do it. The way you do it. It's a lot of affairs.

If you've ever done one of those old, like what I used to do, those milk challenges, your stomach. Yeah, it fills up. Yeah, so the thing with milk is the reason why it's a milk challenge like the two liter milk challenge a three liter milk challenge is because the high fat content in milk or whatever it doesn't it stays in your stomach and doesn't get digested very quickly so by the time you do finish the full thing the full like volume is still in your stomach and if you do the two or three liters,

the human stomach doesn't stretch past that properly. So it starts going up your esophagus and that's what, it starts coming out. It's inevitable that's going to come out. Can we do that? We can do a throwback. Do a milk challenge. Do a milk challenge?

I've never done that. You'll, legit, you'll find if you, you'll feel it in your throat, you'll have to vomit. So I don't know what you mean. I don't think it's a special thing. I think have to vomit. So I don't know what you mean. I don't think it's a special thing. I think you just vomit.

I used to watch these videos of you, Max, and I was like, how do you just do it so? Because I grew up with a metaphobia, right? What is a metaphobia? Fear of vomit. From the time I was four years old. Wait, I do want to say, in one of your drunk drawings, you said that was your fear.

Yeah. Being vomited on. Vomit's my biggest fear. And you always do that fucking thing where you pretend to vomit on it. Yeah. What is that? I saw that in so many videos. I'm like, why is he doing that?

When I feel a burp coming on, I can make it guttural and liquidy sounding. So it sounds like... There's a way to take a burp and make it sound like you're about to vomit. And I do it to my sister. And she's like, stop. Stop it. You're really good at burping. Thank you. It's not on command. It's just whenever it's fucking fat I just like my farts no Ryan's farts are funny

But when but when Ryan burps he'll make it sound like it is the not even the beginning at this point You're gonna make it sound like straight-up just vomiting and he'll do it right quickly on me like at me So you still have that fear of a little bit Yeah, because I remember well. That's like you're really trying to terrify him. It's not like a prank. No I know it is a prank. It's a prank because he said terrified Yeah, of course, but just like you know and Jack has when they threw the snake at Bam because he's scared of snakes Yeah, I was watching that thing that was like that was almost uncomfortable at how scared he was. But I'm not actually vomiting on that.

Yeah, well, true, true. See, if Ryan was actually chasing me and puking on me, different story. You had a dream when that happened. No, several. Because Ryan does this. I legitimately have dreams where, here, I'll tell a specific one. I was in an elevator with Ryan, and he's by the door. So when the elevator fills up?

And he starts just puking in the elevator. And I'm climbing up on the wall, trying to keep my feet off the ground. And he's puking, and the door. So the elevator fills up and he starts just puking in the elevator And I'm like climbing up on the wall like trying to keep my feet off the ground and he's puking the door opens It's I mean one chance to get out But there's so much puking for me like I just like won't move and the door shuts again It keeps going down and he's still puking those like ah So that's disgusting. I have a lot of scary puking. Did you wake up sweating and just like I did yeah, yeah, sorry I think I derailed this conversation. You guys were talking about something. Were we?

I think so. Chad went in the bathroom and then he brought a thing of disinfectant. I was like, quick question, why did you do that vomit thing on him? Because you were talking about vomiting in the first place. Well, you're saying you derailed the conversation, but I think it's the two gentlemen that decided to get up from the table of the podcast and pee in the bathroom. That was minutes ago, Ryan. You made it look so easy, I gave it a try. And then when I walked up to the bathroom,

because we share this building with people, I walked in the bathroom. Some guy was pissing. I walked in with a bottle and he saw me. Oh, my God. And as I walked past him, I had to pretend to drink out of it. I didn't touch it to my lips, but I made it seem like I had a drink with me. Good meme.

Anyone want to know I'm tipping a piss bottle in the toilet? The thing you don't want to do when you're pissing in a bottle is if you block the hole off with your dick too much. Yeah, that's what happened just then. The air gets displaced by your piss going in it and it creates... It fills up and bursts out. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Chad, you always have to leave

a slight amount of room for the air to get into the bottle of piss. No, Chad, how do you think I did it so well over there? I just filled up two bottles with piss. I hate how they're in the fridge, bro. That's sick. Bottle piss science.

I've done it twice. I just pissed in the bottle twice. I filled up two bottles of piss. How did I do it so well without spilling a single drop? Because I've done it so many times. You guys are fucked. You just did it, though. I did it because I wanted to drink.

You did it, and then you just intentionally pissed on the floor. You guys are fucked. I pissed on the floor like a fucking human. It was an accident though. No, it wasn't. You jiggled your cock. No, you took the bottle away, Chad. And you jiggled your dick to get the rest of the piss off.

And it fell on the fucking floor. No, I cut the stream off, bro. You just had piss dripping from your dick. Like you would in a urinal after you piss. You shake a little off. Yeah, well, I didn't want to. You did that on the floor. I'd rather get on the floor. I could just wipe it up. So you admitted that you did just piss on the floor. Like you would in a urinal after you piss you shake a little off I'd rather get on the floor. I could just what minute that you did just piss on the floor. It was an accident No, I didn't I didn't think out the idea of pissing in the bottle

Like when do I shake afterwards like how do I do this? And then I got to that point like I gotta shake it off the floor and just clean it How long do you guys shake after you do a piss to get all the piss out do a couple shakes? I just like I'm justda, and then I'm done. I remember seeing a movie when I was really young where the guy told the kid who was shaking or something. More than three years playing with your shit. Yeah, and I remember that stuck with me.

I was like, I can't get all the piss out of my dick in three shakes. Am I abnormal? No, I'm the same way. I'm uncircumcised, And I think that is part of the problem because piss gets stuck in your foreskin. Oh, gross. Really?

Probably. I mean, I'm just guessing. How does piss get stuck in your foreskin? Well, cause your dick closes back up. Does it hang over the, I just, it closes up. After, oh. See, wait, you can,

it's like magnetic. Like, like you're like, it's magnetic at the tip and like closes up. When you have a foreskin, it doesn't, you don't, the head doesn't stay out like normally. The skin hangs over it normally. Yeah, like an anteater thing. Yeah, exactly.

Like Chad's penis, yeah. So you're saying even three shakes it doesn't. Well, because like what I do is like I'll piss and then I'll let my dick like drip a little bit and then I'll shake after the drip stops. Actually, Fitz told us, because I think I might have mentioned something like this on his episode. Chad, why are you on your phone

constantly? Because... You bored, bro? No, I'm not. I'm taking care of something that I can't ignore. He'd rather be on cold ones. Well, some whore. It's definitely a fucking whore. It's a whore problem. It's literally a whore problem. Matt. No, on this podcast we respect women. Lovely, lovely women. Honestly, we respect women on this podcast more.

There are whores that exist though, right? Some women are whores. As a job title, but not as a personality description. That's not a job title. What the fuck is it is? A whore is a job title. Sex work is absolutely a legitimate job. No, sex work, not being a whore.

No, they're called escort, bro. The word whore derived from like, escort is just a simple, is like the nice classy way of saying it. Back in the day, it's like, I'm going to go get me a whore derived from like, escort is just a simple, is like the nice classy way of saying it. Back in the day, it's like, I'm going to go get me a whore. Is that where it comes from? Probably. Is that where it comes from? Whore?

Yeah, whore. Like it was one of the working terms? Like you go to a brothel and get you a whore. Oh, I thought you were just calling women. Like a prostitute. I mean, like back in medieval times, they didn't say prostitute or escort. I think they just said woman. I'm going to buy me a whore. I'm going to buy me a whore.

I'm going to give me a whore. Because they have no rights. No whore. Whore is like, oh. Back in the days, we're talking about. You guys are fine. I'm going to do me and I'm respecting women. Chad's acting all high and mighty.

Like, oh, you guys don't respect women. I do, bro. All the time, man. Yeah, the way Chad's like, I think I'm a sexist. How about I had, you met my Tinder date the other night when I, she came around with a few drinks. She was nice. She was very nice. I mean,

there's always something in their eyes where I'm just like, are you okay? You're not, this isn't against your will or anything. You can see like when Chad leaves the room, you just want to ask like, you're all right, right?

This is of your own free will. What the fuck are you talking about? What? You respect him, Chad. I know. You were very nice. You were very nice. You made him a cup of coffee.

Chad's very sweet. We were very sweet that morning when we first arrived. We arrived at the Melbourne airport. Melbourne. At the Melbourne airport. Melbourne. At the Melbourne airport. And. Melbourne. Yeah.

Chad tells me, like, before I get on my flight, he's like, Chad's like. It's like 3 a.m. when we're fucked and wasted. And I was like, hey, Chad, like, you know, we'll be flying in in 17 hours. He's like, oh, great. I'll make you fucking breakfast and coffee when you get here. And I was, like, so excited. And I told Ryan that. I was like, Chad said he's going to make us breakfast and everything.

Well, this is why I told you I didn't want to come out drinking. And I was kind of forced to come out drinking with him. Chad said he would make us breakfast and coffee. You're not forced to come out. You have your... Well, he did say, oh, no, I need to take care of the guests. And I was like, man, they're adults. You're like, fuck it.

I was like, they're adults. They can get to the thing. No, they were like, fuck them. They can get an Uber, the fucking pricks. I did say that. That's verbatim. Which we did. We paid for our own Uber.

We arrived at 7.30 a.m. He wanted to be back to take care of you. But it's 7.30 a.m., and I'm getting an Uber, and I call Chad, and Chad answers. And he's asleep, and he's like, I'm really hungover, man. And I get to his house, and he'd just woken up and uh we come inside he comes on his fucking bathrobe and he's like hey boys and he brings us inside and and there's a there's a nice lady there and then it's fucking freezing cold and we just sit on the couch and that was there was no breakfast

i was really i took these out for breakfast chad threw away all these fucking like list of things to take care of his friends for a woman i was what's wrong wait when have i ever done that you were literally texting a woman now instead of doing this podcast i'm not throwing everything out but i sent her in an uber home after you've got a list of priorities and if a woman speaks to you, she gets the call. Not only that, we were on our way to eat, and she was joining us. And then randomly during the walk, you're like, I'll get you an Uber. Wasn't she also a super mega fan? Wasn't that part of the thing?

Okay. Isn't that just really making everything uncomfortable? She didn't know who Chad was, but she knew who we were. Typical. Who's more famous, huh? You boys or me? I mean, Chad, how many times have we been recognized where they haven't said anything to you heaps shit that's awesome means i can drink

in peace well you know what chad's most hated thing is when a fan comes up to get a picture and they're like you're the fat guy from filthy frank oh dude and i i yell at those people i gotta spend three people to fuck off. I literally tell those people to fuck off. People come up and be like, Matt and Ryan from Super Mega? Matt and Ryan from Game Grumps? Game Grumps editing stuff?

No, people come up, like, I don't think people do anymore. Sometimes people will be like, you guys are from Markiplier. That's so rare. You guys are from Markiplier? Markiplier is a good looking man, I will say. I gotta say, he's ripped. I would fuck Markiplier, that's so rare. You guys are from Markiplier. Markiplier, he's a good looking man, I will say. I gotta say, dude, he's ripped.

Markiplier, I would fuck Markiplier. He's so fucking ripped, dude. I'm gonna be honest, fully- I feel like I wouldn't have a choice. No, fully honest. Can we stop talking about Markiplier? I'm getting horny, bro. Hey, who's shorter, PewDiePie or Markiplier?

Mark? PewDiePie. There's no way. I feel like- How tall is he? Five, four foot. No, I don't know. Four foot. No way what it I feel like how tall is he? five or four Because I because well a lot of people like you're six foot, but I'm fine But I'm like a little over 511, but not quite six

Isn't there a tape measure that's like that's like that funny maimer. It's like 511 It's just that massive fucking gap no honestly, honestly, Ryan. There was a tape measure I was using. It's in centimeters, though. No, it was in Scott's office. Ryan, you... I'm saying this from other people that have told me. You say you're 5'11"? Because I am 5'11". That's on my

medical record that's on it. You're 6 feet, dude. When you add the shoes, everything, you're 6 feet. Why are you guys debating over an extra an inch, man? I'm not debating over an inch. Ryan, think about how small an inch is. How tall are you, man? Are you, what, 6'1"?

I'd say 6'0", 6'1". I'm 6'2". You're 6'. I'm a little bit taller than Chad. You're 5'2", Chad, right? Chad's easily 6'. Chad, you're 6'? You're 6' even?

I'm a little bit over 6'. Wait, take that. No, you're not. Stand back. Wait, wait, wait. Chad says he's over 6'. I'm a little bit over 6'. Wait, you off. No, you're not. Wait, wait, wait. Chessie's over six. I'm a little bit over six. Wait, you're six too, Matt, right? Six two, yeah. I've taken my platform. Take your fucking shoes off.

Chad, what's... Over six. You got shoes on, bro. You got shoes on, bro. Keep them off. Yeah, but they're flat bottoms. Over six. Take your hat off. Best Western made booking our family beach vacation a breeze. And it felt a little like... Come on kids, back to the hotel room.

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Why are we doing wait wait? No dude Chad's fucking short let's stand back Matt you're taller than Chad's taller than I am yeah, he is yes. Yeah, so I'm five eleven chance Okay Yeah, okay, all right. I'm the shortest person at this table, I'd say Chad's a 6. Okay. I'll give it to Chad. Chad's 1. Yeah, okay. Sorry. I'm the shortest person at this table. I'd say you're 5'11", he's 6, I'm 6'1", and you're 6'2". 2. Yeah, it's like 1, 1, 1.

Same with the years of our births. That's sweet. Oh, yeah. We stood in that prom pose. And how old are, sorry, how old are we in order again? I'm youngest. I'm 23. 23.

25. No, I'm 24. Yeah, it's the same thing as well. Are you 26? I'm 26, yeah when you know I'm 24 26 I'm 26. Okay Okay, I tell you what awesome we dissolve call once in super mega we start a new one super cold ones, okay I'm actually jealous of y'all having a legitimate name for your podcast because ours is super mega It is one of the worst titles I could think of. Hey guys, welcome to Super Mega Cast. To be fair,

we never wanted to call the channel Cold Ones. We just made the show Cold Ones and then that was all we had posted. So we're like, we're kind of being pushed into making the channel as a whole Cold Ones now, you know? Alright. Let's move to Australia, Ryan. Move to Melbourne. I do like Melbourne because it's. Let's move to Australia, Ryan. No.

Move to Melbourne. I do like Melbourne because it's... Melbourne's really cool. I do like it. It feels a lot like... I've said this so many fucking times, y'all are probably tired of it, but I haven't said it on the podcast. It feels like Vancouver, Toronto, Seattle. Seattle, Portland, yeah.

Just very kind of... Gloomy, rainy type of towns. It definitely came during the rainy season, though. I like the weather. It feels nice. It's just finishing though. We're coming out of like winter now or whatever right? It's gonna start getting a little warmer. You guys ever wanna like collaborate

as an extra project into like a Minecraft channel? Let's do a docking video. You guys know what docking is? Of course you know all the weird sex cock and ball things. You're the only one with foreskin so like. Oh well I'll be the ducky. I'll be the doc. I'll be the doctor, I'll be the ducky. I'll be the doc. I'll be the doctor.

You'll be the ducky. I'll engulf your cock with my skin. We can link up, you know? It's like the old Game Boys, right? Yeah, let's, like,

yeah. What are those cords called at the Game Boys? Link cable. Link cable. Link cables. Me and Max can link cable, you know?

Link adapter. Link adapter. I say we do some Minecraft together. We've got a Jirachi that way. We can do that way if we start a minecraft channel together the four of us Like I feel like that'd be really big My gaming channel again this one Conversations right I was talking about jirachi. I'm sorry. Yeah, I think that's bad when it's a mono track

I'm saying like I think we should all do a Minecraft channel together. Like, start a brand new channel, Minecraft. Get a bunch of people on it. Let's just start a super group. Why don't we do it? Like, one big server on a channel. We're going to do Minecraft with Jackson. Why don't we do a World of Warcraft with Chad?

Are you not interested? I've never played it. He tries to make me get into it all the time. I've never played it. I've only played it actually once. My friend tried to get me into it back in middle school. That's the exact same as me. I got to level 10 or something on his computer,

and then I never played it again. Did you steal my drink? Yeah, well, you're taking so long to drink it, bro. Finish it off, man. Get me another drink, someone. Can I have one? Slave, get me a drink. Grab drinks.

Hey, Matt, grab him a water so we can hydrate. Get that fucking piss bottle away from me. It's probably still warm. That is disgusting. Oh, it is still warm. It's yellow as hell. I've lost my voice, so my laugh sounds like very raspy. That's pretty cool.

Don't put it back in the fridge, bro. No. Both of you guys do a weird fucking high-pitched voice slash laugh. Fuck off, man. What is that? It's my laugh. What do you mean, what is it about? What voice slash laugh. Fuck off, man. What is about that? What is that? It's my laugh. What do you mean what is it about?

What's that voice that you do, though? What do you mean? That weird girl voice that you do. It's my fucking laugh. What are you talking about? The voice that you do. What are you talking about? What is that?

My little boy voice? I can't do it because my voice is running low. A little boy voice? Max doesn't drink beer. Grab him that. I won't drink that. I'm not a man. You don't drink beer?

Wait, are you like me where it's like, I like kind of like sweet kind of ciders i don't like that much even maybe there's are you a pussy i can't really i'll drink it i drink um i drink beer when i'm really already drunk and i can stomach it and the taste is like whatever yeah but i don't like the taste okay that's kind of what ties back into before when I was saying the whole, I only drink to get drunk when I'm doing a specific thing. I can't drink on my own. Yeah. My image of that is someone who's coming home and watching sport and drinking a beer to relax. I can't picture myself doing that because I don't drink beer.

Do you like apple cider? Yeah. Have you had Strongbow? Yeah. That's my favorite cider. That's your favorite cider. That's your favorite cider. That's mine too. Is it?

Really? Okay. It's good. If you guys kiss, me and Chad will kiss. Where did this come from? We'll kiss. You guys kiss, and then me and you will talk. Okay, yeah.

Chad and I have already kissed probably three, five times. I've not witnessed this once. When did this happen? I've kissed you too. No, you didn't. I tried to kiss you today, and you kissed my cheek. cheek oh it's because you've been drinking beer bro it smelled so you and i kissed a shit ton at the casino oh that's right in front of the day in front of my date yeah and we went up to like we went up to get a drink at uh at the casino and she's like

i'm so jealous you guys are so cute together and like this girl like railed into how she wanted she didn't like her marriage to us and she was like don't get married. You'll hate it But you guys make me jealous you guys real cutie. I'm like, I'm not gay This is my date next to me like I've just been kissing him all night and holding his hand that that's just like man That's why you say all the time. I wish I was gay I'd make a good no I just said that like at least eight or nine times because he wants it It's like that class like man, what if we were gay? He wants to hang out with the bros and then just like.

Joke. There's no. Exactly. He wants to joke with the boys. Nice hand job from a brother. Yeah. No, but it's not gay if you're friends. But a man, you're not picturing all the downside that would.

My sexual and physical attraction is only to women. My emotional attraction is to men, but I can't have an emotional relationship with someone without sex. Well, Chad, what if you had an emotional relationship to me or Ryan, but we also had sex? I could... I don't know. Just close your eyes and let them suck your cock.

Chad keeps saying I'm a bottom. You're definitely a bottom. Am I? It's just because you're... I think... Because I'm skinny? You default to a bottom when you're skinny, I think. When you put you and I together, I think it's just kind of like the go-to to make the head

bigger. Twink automatically is assumed as a bottom. Bear is more of a top. Yeah. Yeah, I see that. I don't know if I agree, but if that's what the world wants to see me as. Do you see yourself as a top? When you look at yourself, you're like, fuck yeah.

I'd say I say more of a verse You like from from the look guys think mark applies a top or bottom definitely a top absolutely top You fuck head that's Not I'm fit now don't worry about clean up later. We're gonna fuck it and it gets got to clean up Clean this up No, I know is that he's elk and does DMT it's elk and dusty empty and he talks about chimps a lot Sorry, I just had a moment of gibbons are awesome. She's her assholes shit. No no chimps of like and rip your face off But like gibbons will just make noise I would like another grog to push all my feelings to the bottom of my stomach.

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because it's like a little bit of like a, oh, Max isn't in his chair. It's so funny. He's charging his phone. He messaged his girlfriend. This isn't your mom's podcast. I gotta say, it's been very fun so far.

We came out here with like, well, I wanted you guys to come out here with the expectation of like everyday filming. Like I was saying that to you earlier. And we just come out here and we had this like schedule written out of everything. We're going to film every day. And every day we've just been fucking around, getting lit. The thing is, though, we also overestimate like how,estimate how we can do a lot in a fucking day. We're like, we're only going to be able to film two things. Realistically, we could film a fucking bunch if we wanted to.

We're just lazy pieces of shit. I also feel like if you force yourself to do something, it's not going to be as good as if you want to in the moment. I feel like doing stuff in the moment a lot of the times, you come up with like, for example. That sounds like a really good excuse to be lazy. I mean, it is an excuse, but at the same time, there's a lot of moments where, for example, Matt and I, it's like we have to record Let's Plays today.

And I know for a fact that I'm not as turned on in terms of being entertaining as I would be that I'm not I'm not as turned on in terms of being entertaining As I would be if I'm just like oh, I want to play this game. I'm down to I'm down to record I have a little drink in me to have a little for a little better. I don't always live Yeah, I get that I also look back on some stuff that we filmed and I've just been like I did not want to film that and it just It shows yeah, we have over a thousand videos on our channel there's so many times we're like running a thousand videos and not even a million subs you guys are getting right you're getting

slept on subscribe to super mecca please please I I stand by the fact that like we we have that growth where it's never going to be that like insane. Just one day we're just going to get like 1 million, 2 million, 3 million. I think it's always just going to be a slow battle. Well, that's fine because people, people that,

people that go through those massive bursts are more likely to just fucking drop off. Not PewDiePie or Jack or Mark or. Well, that, that see those people are to the point of no return though. PewDiePie has done it really smart. Well, there are changes like way, changed the way he does content as well.

Well, we talked about that on the episode of Cold Ones that we did with him. He's doing a good job. Like, that's what I was saying. Like, he's been very keen on... He's had a keen eye on what is doing well and I need to change before all this fucking, like, shuts down. Felix, please come on He's ahead of the curve.

Like he is definitely thinking about what he should be doing. Like at the moment well not at the moment is he still doing the Minecraft stuff or did he finish that?

Yeah. Still going. What's the little dog's name? That's Sven? Sven, yeah. I don't know much about his Minecraft. All I know is Sven

because I see it on Reddit every now and then. I see a lot of rainbow sheep memes. Yeah, the sheep, yeah. You like these legs, man? It's just about adapting with the times. And if you get this big influx, which is cycling it,

but if you get this big influx of followers, they're not going to fucking stick around if you're just doing the same thing. You're going to make them. You're going to be like, I am entertaining. I mean, that's looping back to earlier in the podcast, where it's like being the personality over the content, right? It's like you want people to stay for you over what you're making. Also, I just don't believe in sub count.

Because I know fucking channels with 100k subs that pull a million views. The more we go forward in time, the more the sub count is just some arbitrary number based on when you started YouTube. Not necessarily how well your engagement is. No, think about this. Mega64, everyone knows them, right? Like, you know, Mega64, you know, Mega64, like everyone fucking from the beginning of time. Like I, like, in a sense, not grow up with them.

When I was a kid, who's Mega64 again? Are those the guys that did that Gabe Newell meme? Yeah, they do everything. So like Assassin's Creed in real life, Dead Rising in real life. Dead Rising was the one that I, like Dead Rising, Assassin's Creed. real life dead rising Dead rising was the one that I like Dead Rising Assassin's Creed. So Mentioning as well. That's another one that he has been around since the fuck but he's a lot 64 oh you're just talking about dedicated like well like you're talking about sub count, right?

It's about it's just about it's not even about sub count It's just like the you'll get these videos which are huge like videos that you've been in and you've been in and you've been in and i've been in that are just fucking huge and people will still come up to me this day and be like i know you from that video with like 20 mil views i don't know you from your fucking yeah so you're saying you want to make you want to get your head out something well it depends what you're putting out but if you do want to put out those types of content that's like this is art this is something that i believe is going to be archived on the internet that people will go oh i've seen that video for us i think like which is on that's one of your older channels which is on syndigo yeah which is one of the last videos

you guys filmed before that channel stopped right yeah that was that was uh that's like the third last one yeah because after after we did uh blonde, we started, which I'm not going to say I regret, but I'd say that it was, if Cyndago were to go on longer than it did, it would have just been a phase. We started doing it in a different direction. We did a vlog, and then we started doing kind of like the 10 second challenge type shit, because we were kind of testing the waters. 10-second challenge type shit because we were kind of testing the waters.

But, yeah, Blonde Boys came out about less than a year before. Yeah, before we stopped. Before Syndigo ended. Like a month. It came out in 2015? Yeah. Okay, so, yeah, it ended pretty quick. It was like a month before we stopped Syndigo. I'm bland about it, but yeah.

So Matt, Kids With Problems was just your solo channel originally? Mm-hmm. So me and some like in high school I did it with some friends and then college I did it with different friends and then I moved out to LA. I met Ryan. Because I at some point after Syndigo ended

because I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I was just working for Mark and I still had this channel gets a problem. And so Matt invited me to be a part of kids with problems. Cause I wasn't going to continue syndigo. Cause I felt like not that it was not that it was going to be disrespectful, but just like it was that chapter syndigo. Wasn't going to be syndigo without Daniel. Daniel is such a large part of the vibe of that,

that there will not be any start of that. I think you guys have been on a bunch of different solo journeys. You've made the right decision to be where you are now. Things have all worked out. They're all different chapters of your life. Y'all have your own separate journeys.

We split up for a while and didn't do anything at all. Everyone's just working out like what they're doing. Like as long as you're moving forward. It's not even about like sticking to something. It's about just doing, like you said,

doing what you love. And then like, and eventually just turns into something that you're passionate about. Another thing is looking like, I think the reason I don't like people putting my videos on when I'm in a room a lot of the time

is because- I feel that. A lot of you, I think a lot of YouTube YouTube I find most YouTubers hate that I can't think of a single YouTuber that enjoys showing other YouTubers their videos unless they've got some fucked ego

if Leafy put it on he'd be like did I upload this five years ago or was this last week's video I think one of the underlying reasons that people don't like that is because they are trying to constantly improve so they see an old video they think like i'm way better than that like that video sucks like most youtubers think all their old videos are cringy and shitty and i think that's a good sign for someone moving forward because they're always making better content not only that but you're constantly making videos that an audience that

That always is kind of like sucking your dick like they're big fans of what you do Well, that's our list so like you're always you're always used to that reaction But then when you show a video to someone else that does here you do here appear. It's a lot different They're not a fan. They don't automatic. They're not jokes that you do appear, it's a lot different. They're not a fan. They don't automatically laugh. You guys don't get all these inside jokes. Yeah. This is just a shitty video of me playing a game. Yeah, where it's like you're more embarrassed because it's not someone who...

Because you want new people to watch it, and by showing it to someone that doesn't know... Like, you don't watch my fucking videos. I mean, I'm just pointing at him. I mean, like, my Twitch streams, you never watch them or whatever, the highlights. That's why when you show it to someone that might disappear but might not necessarily watch your content you can get the reaction of how maybe a new person coming to your

channel would react to it yeah coming back uh to the i cut you off i'm sorry to the subscribe no no you will you help finish whatever i think we're all just sort of going on a million tangents. Honestly, we're all pretty fucking drunk. Let's update this. We have been drinking this whole time. So if this podcast seems a little different than our usual podcast setup, because usually we're not needed in any way. We're converting to the broadcast. You guys are pretty drunk.

He has very warm hands. There's going to be a lot of, I think the frustration is if you are watching something like this, you're like, oh, this story's good. Oh, surely they'll kind of come back to it. Someone's telling something else. I'll come back to it. And it's just like derail, derail, derail, derail.

When your brain is diluted with alcohol, it doesn't fucking finish a fucking tangent. It fucking explodes into 50 different branches. But that's what I was saying in the toilet. What people say about our podcast that they like is that it is a bunch of, it's just friends sitting down and drinking alcohol and talking shit. But the same people will have a problem with the fact that drinking the alcohol and talking shit leads to no finished conversations.

It is just talking and drinking alcohol with a bunch of people that are intoxicated. It's like it's a cash 22 You're not gonna get both of those things So like on our on like our channel people like it because they say it feels like two friends hanging out I'll be like I'll smoke up a little bit beforehand Yeah, and like like I like I'll drink a couple beers before we but it's nothing like kind of like this We're like we're constantly drinking throughout the podcast Yeah like like I'm very drunk right now. But I will say like people like our channel because it feels like two friends hanging out because it is.

How much of the game do you guys talk about and how much are you guys just talking shit? Like when you're playing a game? What are you talking about? Like when you do like a let's play. We do a game like. I have a few. It depends because there's a lot of the times where. There's a lot of times like if it's a game that I really like Matt will

be going on some sort of tangent or conversation and there's a there's a time where it's like there's something where it's like I want you to pay attention and Justin did this and I noticed it where I'm like oh okay so this is this is this is kind of Justin's our editor so we played a game that he really liked with was Sonic Adventure and we'd be talking over cut scenes and he'd be like

he'd randomly he'd be like oh whoa look and we'd be like oh yeah anyways and then we'd continue our conversation it's a little grating for him

and like for example like with Sekiro there'd be moments that I'd want Matt to notice but he'd be on a tangent and so it would kind of I'd want to I tangent and so it it would kind of i'd want to uh

i'd try to bring it up nonchalantly but it would kind of just turn into me right because you don't you don't look like the flow you know you don't want to be like dude shut up look at this but i want people to notice this part of the game or whatever um i i i think you want people to be following like a let's play Of the game as well Yeah Because when they're clicking On the next episode

They're like Oh where are they up to Not where's he on his Fucking fifth Whatever of that story Exactly Like I think with our let's plays Because I

I think the way it goes Is like We started doing let's plays And we're still doing them Three and a half years later And I Have you been doing the Three and a half yeah Almost. Are you even doing them? Three and a half, yeah.

Almost four. Jesus. I like doing them because it's fun, but I don't see us the same as another channel that does them like, hey, guys, today we're going to play Mario 64. I see it as like Ryan and I, we're very different people, but when we sit down and come together, I feel like we are very different people but when we sit down and come together I feel like we are very

individual unique people who kind of fucking just fuck around we're also legitimate friends besides the YouTube shit we're very good friends and when we sit down and play a game together you know smoke some weed drink some my watch just fell off

if I may interject to help you if I can interject to help you if I can interject to just help you I feel like a lot of like the YouTubers that I see they are not friends outside of the business right

they are they work well together as a comedic duo but they also are not really like friend friends outside of it I think that's shocking

probably shocking to a lot of viewers hearing that we're best friends outside of shit yeah but I think's shocking, probably shocking to a lot of viewers. Right. Hearing that, because I don't think people, we're best friends outside of shit. Yeah, but I think most viewers probably assume, like,

I don't think, I think what you're saying to most people would come as a shock, and they'd be like, yeah, really? Like, that's the thing that's happening?

Like, they don't see each other, like, there's a lot of YouTubers that don't see each other outside of work, and don't talk to each other really that much outside of work, but Matt and I,

90% of YouTubers you think of, like, aren't friends outside of it. Well, the reason that you and i are so close is just because i think honestly like i'm just gonna be candid for a second is that you and i went through trauma together of course and so we grew through that and to and to fuck if we've been through and to come out of that well this is just our own personal thing i'm not saying to be friends you have to go through trauma. Of course, yeah. But in terms of Matt and I's relationship,

to come out of what we did, we depended on each other a lot. And, like, think about this. Because I moved out. He moved to California for this region. And I moved to California, too, for a certain purpose. Things fucking flip, like, completely on their heads. And then what are we left with? Each other. So like we have to fucking kind of like

form this bond. And we become friends with each other after this fucking tragedy happens. And... Super Mega wasn't made until like a while. No, 2016. Right? So like we experienced this tragedy. And then after that, like you and I

kind of just like through that, there's so and I kind of just, like, through that, there's so many moments where we just fucking on our own. I mean, you and I lived together for a while. We lived together. Not just under, like, Mark's roof, but, like, afterwards when we moved out. We fucking, like, became each other's friends. Because they're like, who else do we have out here, right? Yeah.

It's like we became each other's friends. We fucking became best friends. And then we're like, why don't we? I have kids of problems. You hadigo that's done we're doing this why don't we fucking start something ourselves it was weird because matt for a while not for not really a while it was a few months was like you were a member of syndigo but it was almost like the third wheel of syndigo and then i became kind of like not the third a third wheel essentially with kids with problems and we felt like that didn't mesh and we wanted to create something of our video when he got announced yeah yeah yeah oh

my god what did you did you wait did you watch us like way back when is this just like so I had seen some videos but I've been trying because we're gonna do the fucking podcast I mean I watch through like a bunch of well in the next in the next few days next over the camping trip we're gonna have the camping trip tomorrow but yeah and then before the day a day before every time we do the podcast i sit down i'm like i need to like watch so i'm probably gonna sit in the airbnb for a day like just watching videos i hate the idea of you guys watching our videos because i'm so self-conscious don't worry bro i'll have headphones in i'll have headphones in our videos because I'm so self-conscious. Don't worry, bro. I'll have headphones in. I'll have headphones in.

Don't worry. I'm so self-conscious. In fact, last night while you guys were sleeping, I was sitting on the couch just like fucking. Gotta catch up on some super mega lore. You're looking up on some super mega lore. I'm gonna make sure. I'm also glad we're really fucked now so that we can repeat some of this tomorrow. Like as a drunk recap.

Well, next time we do the podcast. I'm gonna fucking, after this podcast, I'm going to puke over the balcony. Really? Yeah. Okay. Make sure you get in the toilet. Scott will kill us. We're still going to film that Pokemon video.

That ain't happening, bro. End it there, bro. Cut it off. I'm going to go shit. I need to shit real bad. What do you mean that ain't happening? This just seems like a haphazard ending. What do you mean?

Fuck you. I need to shit. End it because you have to shit? I mean, yeah. This is our podcast, motherfucker. All right. End it there, you said. That's where it ends.

That podcast was fucking epic.