supermegashow - EP 160 - The Cult of Austin Powers

Episode Date: September 19, 2019

We're back from Australia and here to talk about dumb old animals, our dream cult and our (not yet released) Cold One's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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that gross continent. We're back. If I'm being honest, I'm not saying I'm disappointed, but I don't feel like we went to Australia at all. I feel like we just went up in a plane, flew around in circles, and landed in Seattle or just any

northeastern Canadian city. It really, that's the thing, because my whole life I was led to believe that Australia was like this big desert, which it is, but we went to the one part that's like very green and lush and normal. We get there, it's cold, it's rainy,

it's gray. It was like 50 degrees and 50 degrees Celsius so our skin was melting off, but it was basically just felt like Portland or Seattle it was really nice though I had a great time Melbourne's really nice Melbourne's a nice city

is that just because of their accent that it's Melbourne or is it actually pronounced Melbourne I think the accent just makes if you say Melbourne with an Australian accent it's Melbourne Melbourne just like I thought it was Canberra it was Canberra. It's Canberra.

No, I think I'm still saying it wrong. Or Brisbane is Brisbane. Like how Florida is Floridaida. Exactly. But it's good to be back. Just talk out of their asses. I'll talk out of my penis hole. I wish that was the same.

You're just talking out of your penis hole, dude. It's good to be back, though. It's good to be back in the States, back to sunny LA where it's fucking 95 degrees outside. It's actually feeling actually pretty nice. It's like 80-something degrees during the day. And at night, there's a cool breeze now. Even in the mornings, it's a bit cool. Because it's September. It's not chilly yet.

I'm excited for the cool season. If there's one thing I miss from here's the here's the thing i like the coldness in south carolina what i did not like about the coldness is that it would be below freezing to freezing in the morning and then around noon it would just get scorching hot so you just have like jeans and a jacket you'd have to change i remember like getting up to go to class in the morning it, you would have to wear like a thick jacket because it'd be fucking freezing. There'd be frost on the ground.

Yeah, sophomore year of college, you know, I had my pea coat. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then by the time it's like lunchtime, you have to just wear like shorts and a t-shirt because it'd be like 150 degrees outside. Not literally,

but it would just be fucking insane, the temperature difference. But a big thank you to the Australian boys that hosted us. Them being Max and Chad and Scott and the rest of them in the office. In the cool shirts office. Yuri. The intern who... Well, fuck Yuri.

Yuri. I'll give a preface to the Cold Ones episode coming out soon. That's not my proudest moment. Oh, no. You can't remember it, but I do. I don't remember. I remember that. It was bad.

There was a point where, like, you'll see it in the video where, like, Chad, Max, and I all look at each other. We're like, do we continue? What do we do? How do we work? How do we work off of this? And I feel like oh i'm not it's gonna make for a good episode but i feel like your drunkenness was the catapulted us to the end of

the podcast well we still did get over two and a half hours recorded we'll see how much of that three hours recorded on their podcast we had two and a half on ours, but had to cut a lot of shit. Oh, we had three on Cold Ones? I think so. Okay. Well, I don't remember the last third because here's what happens. You know, we weren't getting that drunk on Cold Ones. We were both mildly drunk. And then.

Had a cider, beer, too. Yeah. Before hand. But then it was time to do a cloggy, which is, you know, we got to drink out of a wooden clog. And I don't want to spoil too much but Yuri who's the intern at their office was tasked to bring us some grog

so he brought us a grog clog full of some and what he told us he said there's two shots of vodka in this and you know that'll get you pretty drunk so we're like okay well this will be a lot but we got this we chug them down lo and behold he he told a little fib there was four shots of vodka in each one and that's the teaser for the cold ones podcast which will be a lot, but we got this. We chug them down. Lo and behold, he told a little fib.

There was four shots of vodka in each one. And that's the teaser for the Cold Ones podcast, which we'll be releasing in a few weeks, maybe. It was, I am scared to see that footage. I got. Oh, you should be. I have a very low body weight. So when I. You broke things.

I broke myself. I don't want to give away too much. I did fall through a table and break you. But this is the most drunk I've seen you since Japan. I don't think I ever got that drunk in Japan. And that's the most drunk I've been since Japan. When you came back and threw up in the toilet and woke me up after I was reading Harry Potter. No, well that, I was sick from drinking that time, but I wasn't falling down like I was at Cold Ones.

Cold Ones I couldn't stand. And Max actually texted me a video today that i watched and i just cringed i was like oh my god no that's the whole half hour is dedicated to that oh buddy it's it's i'm excited everyone's good thing i'm a child well i am it's not that i can't hold my liquor it's just I can't hold his fucking boo okay first of all I am not the best at holding my liquor so I'll preface with that second of all I didn't realize how much I was actually drinking because I was lied to about how much alcohol I was given so I got

one of those like rare drunks where it's like in a blue moon you get so drunk that it's just like everyone else in the room is just gets sobered up by how drunk you are we were all very drunk because we still like i still had about the same amount as you did i got way drunker before i think i had about the same amount as you did but you got i my body weight here i know i know i'm not i'm that's not a judgment my friend i

love you what what i was saying is just uh yeah it definitely was a moment where there was this point and i said it earlier but there's this point where the three super drunk like as i said this is the most intoxicated i've been in a while more intoxicated than i got in japan i feel um where we all three just quickly just were like looked right at you wait was it was there like a and i'm sure when I watch it, I'll see it. But was there kind of like a turning point moment where it was like, it was almost like you could see the alcohol just. It's like we came back from a restroom break.

And then it was, then I think it was just hard to get back into the rhythm, rhythm of the podcast because of how drunk we got. Well, I'm just trying to, I have a lot of memories not at the table. And I'm trying to figure out how I got from the podcast table to the other parts of the room in the episode i don't want to spoil it's all on camera so well it'll be it'll be again stored in time the mcgee jeans have done me well still i have not experienced a hangover even after that well still no hangover because i can't go because i i'm not able to talk about what happened after Cold Ones

because there's no video for it I'll talk about it now here's what happened after that Cold Ones episode you can go back and listen to this after you watch the episode which will come out whenever it comes out but basically I threw up probably 9 or 10 times I threw up a nine or ten times.

Yeah. Like, I threw up a lot. There's videos of it, which Max will not be posting. I said you cannot post that. There's one where I'm sitting in the cool shirts office on the floor, and I'm just, like, swaying side to side, and I'm telling Max a joke, and then just in the middle, I'm just, like, just puke in the trash can.

It's disgusting. Do you remember the footage that I still have from that time when we used to live together where you got really drunk, and it's- The toilet seat thing? And you just nodded off in the toilet bowl. And I dragged my bottom lip across the toilet seat.

Luckily, it was my toilet seat, but it's still fucking gross. Yeah. Like, if that was a public toilet seat, that mm-mm-mm-mm. But basically, this makes me sound like I'm an alcoholic. I've been joking.

I did the Dr. Evil air quotes. I've been joking about it for a while. I don't think that you have a problem with alcohol. I think like you don't have an addiction but my feeling is... I go a little overboard. Is not that you... It's... little overboard. It's not that you... Yes, but it's because you just...

I don't know if you don't know your limit or you're overconfident in the amount. I don't know what it is. But it seems like you always reach the limit and then go a little... I'm just stupid. Well, here's the thing. You also have the tucker brothers egging you on we went to go see uh the director's cut of midsummer last night and lo and behold what did jackson do that was that was we were just in there you you thankfully

got me you got me a movie pour by the way i said was that what you wanted no no like i'm just saying like there's two you there's there's the eight ounce of and there's the movie which is 12 ounces i you got me the movie pour and it lasted me the whole movie i thought i have to figure you'd want the movie pour i was like the movie pour very nice but i go and um so we're in the middle of the watching the movie but well before we get into this no we'll talk about afterwards get into the story sorry i bought a beer like an eight ounce beer because i'm like you know what i should drink a little less, especially after Australia. Your liver is done.

My liver is not, it's working overtime right now, so. Your liver did a speed run that night. God, my, I don't want to see what my liver looks like right now. Like, your lungs and my liver are probably racing each other to the finish line right now. Who's going to die first? You have liver disease or me have lung cancer? Well, it's a race, isn't it, buddy it is well we'll see we'll see who wins i always get back into smoking it seems when i go abroad because i'm because i'm good about it when i'm here

then when i go abroad i start smoking or something like vacation you're like oh it doesn't exactly then i'll come back and i'll be like oh i, I still have a pack left over. Might as well smoke these. No, no, no. But what happened was, you know, I had like a fourth of a cup of beer left. Are you drunk now, buddy? We got a little bit of a lisp. Yeah, actually, I did a couple shots before the podcast. No, I had like a fourth of beer left. And, you know, I was like sitting next to Harrison, Jackson, and Carson.

And I was like, hey, you guys want some? Not Carson because he's 20. Yes. But Jackson Harrison. I was like, would you guys like some of this before, you know, it's gone? And I had a straw in my beer because I was at the movies and I was like, you know, I'll drink it. Is that a classy way to drink beer?

It's very classy. It's how. It's a straw. Was it a bendy straw? No, it was just a regular straw. Was it a plastic straw, Matthew? The movie theater didn't offer paper straws. If there were a paper straw, I would have gone for it even though I hate them. No, you need to get your a regular straw. Was it a plastic straw, Matthew? The movie theater didn't offer paper straws. If there were a paper straw, I would have gone for it even though I hate them.

No, you need to get your own metal straw. I should get a glass straw and carry it around and accidentally crunch it in my mouth. Get glass shards. Because you know you usually bite straws. You'll just do that on the glass straw. Oh, Jesus. I should have thought of glass in my mouth. Anyway.

I think most people would. I pass the beer down. Some sips are had had and then it's passed back to me and there's like two sips left maybe you're like i'm just gonna suck this down suck the rest of it down it's like oh it's a little bit just a little bit of beer i'm gonna suck suck that suck that bad boy down so i put my lips on that straw and i suck suck suck suck it all up in one one swift suck and uh see jackson had played a little prank on me he had drank it all on my beer and decided to replace it

with whiskey from his flask which he was carrying around so I just big old big old gulp of whiskey which I'm not a big fan of whiskey I used to like whiskey a lot whiskey is not my friend and that one was just not fun I just I instantly swallowed it cause it was this fight or flight reaction

where instead of spitting it out it was this fight or flight reaction where instead of spitting it out it's like my body's only like mechanism was like to get rid of it was like swallow swallow so i swallowed it and i was like oh and my eyes are watering it just smelled like like liquor around me for like a minute and i was just in in hell it was horrible and i got a horrible headache not fun so thank you jackson i'm like i'm trying to cut back on drinking and like is this your new prank to start because this morning i had my coffee and i saw harrison try to uh i had like was he sneaky about it no i caught him but but he seems like jackson's the sneak jackson's the sneaky one harrison was gonna try

to replace my coffee with bourbon and i was like why it's 9 a.m why is this a new joke the drive to work you guys are you guys trying to like make me an alcoholic anyway uh yeah uh i'm not drinking anymore but i ain't drinking any less how did you like midsummer matt i loved midsummer i thought i thought it was incredible i couldn't tell how you liked it because i can never tell during a movie because you'll do the Matt Watson poses and I can never tell if that's out of boredom or just because movie seats are uncomfortable because you have a different state of being physically than most people. No, the way I'm sitting is never indicative. A testament. Of how I like a movie. I just have a lot of limb. And movie theater seats aren't very comfortable.

So I'm also very fidgety. So I move around a lot during movies. I always go between like two poses. It's the forward. Like I'm all the way forward. Leaning forward, yeah. Or I'll just have my arms resting on my tummy. Yeah.

My tummy, dude. I on my tummy. Yeah. I like to, my tummy dude. I cross my legs a lot. Cause I like crossing my legs like this, but there's not really room in the theater to do that. So I, I'll cross them a real twisty and shit. It's cause you're a homosexual.

No, I don't. Let me tell you something Ryan, crossing your legs like that does not make you a homosexual. Dude, I like walking. How would you explain this? Or how would you describe it?

Sometimes I just like kind of like walk. Sometimes I'll just like, I'll like walk and my arms will just normally do that. A little limp wrist. Yeah. A little limp wristed. It's just like, it's very flow. It's very flowing. No, no, I do the same thing.

Sometimes it just feels right. See, I didn't laugh at you when you crossed your legs, but you laughed at me when I, when I walked. No, I was, it was, it was the way you like dramatized the walk. It was very like dramatized. It was good. It was – no, I do that sometimes. Sometimes I'll be walking.

It just feels right. Or sometimes like – you ever just like – maybe it's because my frame is very, very slender. But sometimes I like to rest my hands on my hips like this like real high up and i know that if my father saw me doing this he'd go son why you got your hands on your hips like that i hate that like just comfortable poses it's like that's gay it's like how is that gay it's comfortable because it's here's the thing it's flip-flopped a lot because uh what in medieval times to be high class you know you you essentially men looked like flowers they looked like they were cosplaying as flowers like the berries and cream guy yeah yeah and now it's like

uh i remember being told uh when i was younger and in south carolina if i if i crossed my legs uh this way which for the audience basically it's it's if you're a girl wearing a skirt and you wanted to cross your legs, you know, you would just kind of cross. I don't know how to even describe it. I feel like girls cross their legs when they're wearing skirts for a different reason. Exactly. But I think that's why it's considered gay, right? Because that's how girls are supposed to cross their legs. So if a guy crosses his legs, I remember I had a.

It's supposed to be indicative of like, what? You don't have a penis? Yeah, I guess. Well, where are your balls? They're tucked in. They recede inside my body when I cross my legs. Nice and warm. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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but I realized maybe some conversations are better off the podcast because the last podcast was pretty grotesque. yeah i'm not gonna jump into this one uh the last one max and chad or the one before that max and chad the one before that was pretty grotesque the last few have been pretty grotesque i i apologize we'll try to make it a little more uh a little a little less gross we've had some pretty gross conversations about gross things lately so uh i don't want to be known as the gross guys so i'll reel it back that't want to be known as the gross guys. So I'll reel it back. That's our new podcast name.

Welcome to the gross guys podcast. I'll save that story for like 10 episodes from now when we've earned enough like nice boy points, you know? What makes our podcast different? Because we're epic. Is it just because we could have one? I think that- Is it just because, hey, we could have one.

We're just two random fucking dudes who are like, let's do a podcast. Isn't that every podcast now? Bro. Everyone has a podcast? Every white man has a podcast. I guess it's just personality based. It's personality based. It's because like-

It's not like you can show someone our podcast off the street and they'd love it. I feel like you are like have to be a fan of what we do to begin with or know who we are. Yeah. What makes a difference is the fact that it's us. And for anyone who's who's listening to the podcast, who has introduced someone to it or you yourself only exclusively listen to the podcast. Can you please explain to me why out why you listen to us if if not for the outside knowledge of what we do on YouTube? I'm just actually very curious. And there's going to be no comments answering that question because the likelihood

of that being a thing is very low. I already answered it several times. I don't know why you're not hearing me. I said it's because we're epic. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm ignoring my best friend. Dude, fame has changed me. I know, man. It's gone to your head and I see you floating up in the clouds. I need to pull you back down.

I need to, I need to grab your ankles and jerk you back down, man. By the way, before we went to the movie, that fucking Thai place we went to was amazing. That's probably the, the best Thai meal I've had in, um, in LA. Ooh, it was so good. It's on, uh, Sunset Boulevard. It's called Toy on Sunset. Toy on Sunset's really good. If you're in LA, check it out. Tasty restaurant.

I still have a craving for fucking oysters, my man. And I'm not talking about your mommy's oyster. I'm talking about the sea fish. The sea fish? The sea creature. Sea fish? I can eat some seafish tonight. Seafish.

And he shows his beautiful pussy. I just imagine a southern man with a very beautiful pussy. That's the joke. I feel like, can you have a beautiful pussy and be a southern man? Absolutely. I feel like part of the pussy's allure is who it's attached to. I mean, I guess you can have a good looking penis on a on a on a yeah good looking penis yeah i'm a beautiful woman oh i mean we

we've seen a lot of them they're honestly like i'll i'll look at a dick on someone who's trans and i'll just be like oh wow that's that's that's a lot nicer than my penis i know i'm like i am jealous of how nice that penis well if you got to go to a goddamn Build-A-Bear workshop to choose your dick... Alright, Dad, you can leave the room. Okay, see ya. I love you. See ya, Dad. You still have your penis, though?

For now, yeah. Okay. You ain't drinking cider, are you? I am drinking a cider right now. That's a pussy beer. Why don't you pour that down your goddamn hymen, you piece of shit? Well, you see, Dad, you don't pour anything into a hymen. You pour it onto, you pour it into the vagina.

You pour it into the vagina, the vaginal opening. The hymen just is at the, he's gone. Yeah. Okay. We started talking about female reproductive parts and it scared him, so he left. Yeah. He confused him. You ever, you ever, uh.

Kiss a man? Yeah. When you were in college, do you ever just walk into a room and just smell sex? Yes. Every time I walked into my room. No, I'm just kidding. Every time. I don't know what sex smells like because I've never had it.

Yeah, I haven't either. No, I remember like walking into someone's room. Is it just sweat? It smells like sweat and pussy. It's like a. And some groins? It's a very specific smell. It's not skunky, but it's heavy.

It's musky? I don't know how to describe it, but you know when you smell it, you're like, oh, that is someone who was just fucking. It's not pleasant. It's not a pleasant smell to casually encounter. It's like, ugh, okay. That smells like if you've ever gotten into,

I got into a car once, and it became very apparent that people had recently had sex in it. Right before picking you up? Yeah, and I was like, oh, I didn't say anything. Were you in the car rider line? My, yeah. My dad and my mom were coming to pick me up,

and it was very apparent that some fucking had just taken place. Your dad and your sister are coming to pick me up. And it was very apparent that some fucking had just taken place. Your dad and your sister were coming to pick you up. My dad used to, I remember my dad used to, when he would drop my sister off at school. Ooh. He would. Uh-oh. No, I was just not going where you think it's going. Basically, he would just, he would try his hardest to embarrass me and my sister a lot.

So I remember we had like a bicycle helmet in the backseat. And he was dropping my sister off. Did he wear it and he put the bicycle helmet on and just start like like he would just pull up in the car with the bike helmet on and she'd be like dad take that off take it off he'd be like bye sweetheart and like i love it it's like to everyone else this girl's getting dropped off and her dad's just driving with a bicycle helmet bye sweetheart love you that's one thing i'll take from my father I will I will embarrass my children well actually I'm already doing that right now by having

a podcast at the age of 23 cause then my kids will go back and be like I can't believe you said all this shit by us working on YouTube and by us having our own podcast I feel like that automatically makes us sterile my dad's a tax auditor mine's a fireman

but not legitimately sterile like Brent. Yes. No, more just kind of like sterile by like people won't want to reproduce with us because like, oh, you guys are YouTubers. You guys are podcasters. Okay, cool. Let's get off the subject of sex. Yeah. So that's enough sex talk.

It makes me uncomfortable. It scares me. Mostly it makes me frustrated because I've never had it. And I just want to know what it feels like to be in love with someone. I just want to know what the touch of another human feels like, you know? You know, it could be anyone, you know? It could be someone I meet offline. It could be someone across the...

Do you have any plans? What are you doing this week? We're working on Super Mega all week. Yeah, I was just asking. I just felt uncomfortable with the subject matter. Not afterward. I'm just changing the subject completely. I don't want to talk about it anymore.

It's fine. Oh. You and I could have sex. Like, that's a thing that could actually occur. Okay. It's, like, a thing that could actually occur. Okay. It's, like, actually in the realm of possibility. I guess technically anything is, yeah. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, right?

It's in the realm of possibility that you and I could end up having sex. Like, anal penetration sex. Yeah, I mean, in this universe. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Like, we could keep going on doing Super mega and act like it never happened and just have sex and just forget about it. But like just that one time, that one night we could just do that.

Like that's just something that's a crazy hypothetical that could actually just happen. Yeah, that's crazy. And it wouldn't if we forgot about it. If we said we wouldn't talk about anymore, wouldn't be gay because it's like a joke. No, I know. We could do it ironically. I hear you. We could have ironic gay sex with my br. Because it's like a joke. No, I know. We could do it ironically. I hear you. We could have ironic gay sex with my bros.

So you like Midsommar, you said? Yeah, Midsommar was a fantastic movie. I liked it. We saw the director's cut. Which you haven't seen the original cut. I haven't seen the original cut. It's 30 minutes shorter. If there's one thing I would say,

if I would give my review of the director's cut, I'd say most of the stuff they cut for good reason. If there's one scene in particular that I think shouldn't have been cut. And unfortunately was, um, I'm just going to say it's, it's a, it's a fight, not like a physical fight, but it's an anime, it's a verbal fight between a couple. And I think that it, it helped the movie a little bit. It was great.

It was, it was a very shocking. It was real disturbing. Very slow paced too. Very slow paced, but it paid off. Methodically paced, I guess. Yeah. And there was also a lot of, uh, it was great it was it was a very shocking it was real disturbing very slow paced too very slow paced but it paid off methodically paced i guess yeah and there was also a lot of uh it's very graphic though well that's what i like about the the the the violence in the movie it's not it's not like you're eli roth's hostile or it's not like uh like james wan saw it's very realistic it's very yeah it's um ariostar does very um realistic uh depictions of violence even back in hereditary you see it and you're like oh yeah it's like oh shit that

it's a kind of like uncomfortable gore where it's just really real it's like oh god yeah we're like not like super over the top like but more like just kind of like real. Yeah. Like visceral, viscerally real. The thing that I really liked about the violent scenes that I that made it a lot more effective was that there would be kind of silence when something would happen where there wouldn't be like a sting, like a musical sting or a note or something, when something violent happened, it would just kind of like, if some, let's say, someone hit their head on the ground, you hear a realistic thud. You don't hear a, you know,

you don't hear a splatter, the watermelon sound effect. You just, it's just a very just hard knock. And it's like, it makes you jolt back because it's like, oh, that's like if I just saw it on a recording or something. There was that in the theater the annoying one yes because like there's two annoying couples in the theater

i remember there's a part where a guy dies in the movie and she goes oh my god i hated them shut up in my head like i don't want to i don't want to come across as like some pretentious asshole but they're the simple movie rules don't use your fucking phone during the movie. Um, Harrison, um, sorry, sorry. I look every,

everyone that I go to a movie theater does it. Maybe I'm the odd one out. I hate seeing a phone screen in the theater unless it's like an emergency. Then I understand it. Um, but something that I hate even more than that, I don't hate it. I just dislike it. It takes me out of the movie,

but something I hate is in people like that. Like she having a full-fledged conversation at one point i remember i could and she was just like so i just don't understand like why would they do that it's like just shut up shut the fuck up how is someone like you you stupid moronic person and your stupid moronic boyfriend how sorry i'm going on a bit of a rant how are you interested in the director's cut of Midsommar like why would you come to see it if you have this personality like it just didn't it didn't match with me it's like did you just come to see this movie to talk in it did you hear that it was like a Green Inferno type of movie or like a Saw 5 type of film where you're gonna come in here with your stupid fucking fake tan boyfriend who has an awful receding

hairline Matt he has you have a hairline he would be jealous of well that's still not a compliment to me it is very much a compliment you're still saying that I don't have a good hairline you don't but thank you but regardless

just like I know it makes me sound pompous and an asshole let the hate flow through you but like fuck them i know it makes me sound pompous and an asshole flow through but but like but like fuck them dude they really like they were getting on my nerves i know like i'm not and i'm and i'm never not obvious about it i know you're sitting next to me you can see me every now and then just like look over like glare at them like death glare yeah i would see that several times you just like i haven't i haven't done it yet i'm getting to the point where at some point i'm just gonna have to shush or get up and like be like hey could you please be quiet dude i almost did that i was so close to doing that on our flight back

from australia because i was trying to the baby yep like two rows in front of you there's a baby that not a baby it was like a little kid and the kid kept doing the same sound effect like and and the mom just didn't care the mom was just letting the kid do it and i just like it probably went on for about seven minutes straight and i was getting so close because it's it's a part of the flight when they dim the lights she's deaf to it at this point because she deals with it at home and i was just like i was so close to just like kind of like anonymously going just just a quick little like like where she can't tell that it came from me but she's like

somebody did it you know she definitely throwed something at him i was i was so close to just like it was just so annoying dude my kids kids just get on my nerves here's here's movie etiquette here's here's here's what you do um during the previews have your phone out go go ham have fun talk to your friends during the previews i don't give a shit when the movie starts turn your phone all the way off or if you're expecting like there to be maybe if you're worried that there's an emergency and you have some sort of anxiety tied to that have it on vibrate in your pocket but don't pull it out to like check social media like I I like there's something in me where it's like I don't understand like why someone, cause like I'm on my phone all the time. I would say like, I'm almost addicted.

Like if, like if I'm watching something, I'm also on my phone. Like I'm double tasking just to be on my phone sometimes. But like, why can't you just go without your phone for two hours? There's like sit in a movie and just turn off the phone, whatever. On top of that, why do you have to have a full fledged conversation? You can have like, I, I don't mind like,'t mind like, oh shit, funny, funny comment here. That's what a movie's for. You know, you're experiencing it with your friends.

And sometimes when a movie tries to get a reaction and the audience reacts verbally, that's fine. But don't have a full-fledged conversation like you're just sitting on your couch with your feet up on the ottoman. And I think that's about, oh, oh three don't bring a child to an r-rated film because sometimes that happens and like the child will cry or just speak and it's like what are you what's going on here i remember i went to when i when i speak i mentioned green inferno earlier when i went to go see green inferno in theaters there was like a little toddler in there i'm like what's the point you couldn't get a babysitter i guess but at the same time the green inferno is not worth spending the extra ticket for

your little baby i forgot i went to i went to some really serious movie and someone it was like an r rated movie and somebody brought their toddler and the toddler kept loudly talking the whole movie just like out loud at the movie because they do that and it's like like yeah it's cute but not during the movie yeah like i i expect there to be talking during a kid's movie because kids talk like that's whatever every time i go see a kid's movie by myself all the kids are talking when i'm in midsummer like i like the people who are to our left they're the typical valley fucking douchebags where they're like in their 30s acting like they're still in high school douchebags where they're like in their 30s acting

like they're still in high school and they still have that high school mentality of looks and and and they're it just i'm i know i shouldn't be able to piece together everything about who they are as a person by that one interaction i had with i realized you you had you held some shit in last night well it's like it's like the within midsar specifically or in any movie like it, there are moments of silence where silence is used in film to be effective. And if you interrupt that silence, it renders that moment ineffective. It's horribly annoying. Also, it's fine to like blurt out, like, oh, shit. Like, I don't care.

Like, if you react to something like that, but don't go, oh, shit, then turn to your significant other. Why would they do that? Do you think they actually did that in real life? Also, it's crazy. Oh, my God. When you're the only one in the theater blurting out. Yeah. The first time, maybe it's an accident.

You're like, oh, shit. Also, this was at the arc light. So I usually have better experiences there. Regardless of those guys, I still thought it was a really good movie. I enjoyed it and I would like to see it again down the road. You should see the original cut because I feel like it condenses things in a better way. It was a very slow movie. It was long.

But it was still very good. It was like three hours hours the director's cut the set the people like who did the set design the the the set dressing and the aging of everything in that uh particular area like in that field i thought did a fantastic job like the shapes of the houses yeah that was all built for the movie that's not like just a place they found um i also uh the the uh actors they get um sometimes i like paying attention to kind of like just the side actors that they get. And I don't know how else to explain it. But when they had someone foreign explaining something to an American, they had a lot of little nuances that made it actually feel like it was someone explaining and not just off of the script. Because there's a lot of times where you're listening to dialogue in a movie and you're

like, this was, I can, I can see this on the page, but a lot of the dialogue in this in between like a villager and someone, I guess one of the teenagers or whatever, college students seemed very natural. I liked the dialogue and the people seemed like they could actually exist. The only character that sometimes brought me out of it, I think was Will Poulter's character. It was just like the douche bag. Yeah.

He was in Detroit, right? He was the like racist cop in Detroit. Yeah. Yeah. That still did a good job. I'm not saying he did bad, but I say like out of all of the characters in the movie,

I feel like he is your typical horror movie character. Yes. As opposed to anyone else. The main actress, as you stated when we got out of the movie, did a phenomenal job. She's really good, yeah. She's dating Zach Braff. Is she? Yeah.

Poor girl. Yeah. There was... Garden State, dude. Let's join a commune. Nah. You want to join a commune with me? No, I'm good. What would it take to get you to join,'s join a commune. Nah. You want to join a commune with me? I'm good.

What would it take to get you to join a commune? I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't be able to play games or watch movies. I don't know. They watched Austin Powers in midsummer. What if it's an Austin Powers-themed commune? We all dress like Austin Powers. Yeah, baby.

It's like in the mountains of Norway. i go to the austin powers commune and like everyone dresses up like austin powers you know you have to speak in the austin powers accent it's just a big austin powers commune like a big cult and but it's self-sustaining you know you grow your own vegetables there you know you you have your own livestock you built like Everyone makes their own clothes. It's like a really self-sustaining, beautiful community of people that care about each other and just want the best for their little ecosphere. But you all have like bowl cuts and dress up as Austin Bowers. Yeah, baby.

It's just a big Austin Bowers cult. Groovy, baby. Dude, I would – Have you seen any of the movies I haven't of course you haven't but what better way

for me to see the movies than to go out there and journey out into the Norwegian wilderness and find myself an Austin Powers commune I rewatched Goldmember not too long ago

and I was like I do know no actually I've seen bits and pieces like from when my sister and her friends would watch it I know why Goldmember is called Goldmember because I remember seeing that scene.

Solid gold. It's because his penis. Beyonce's in it. His penis is a golden key. Yeah. Well, he lost his penis in an unfortunate smelting accident. Smelting? Yeah.

Oh, like. Because he's Dutch. Like smelting? Yeah. Oh, but he says, okay, he's Dutch. Yes. In an unfortunate smelting accident. Yes, haha, very funny.

I remember as a kid- He also eats his skin that sheds off. Ew. It'll like flake off and he keeps it in a little golden pouch or he'll like eat it. Dude, movies from that era. Talking about Master of Disguise. Remember at the end when there's the scene with George Bush? Yeah.

As a kid, dude, I thought that was actually George Bush. Did you? And every time it came on, I was like, how do they get George Bush in this movie? How do they get George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay? I don't, dude, he's just been in all these great movies. My favorite iteration of Bush is Sam Rockwell in Vice. Vice, yeah. He's good.

He's good as Bush. I still like... There are problems with Vice. But I do not regret spending money to see that movie. I really enjoyed it. I enjoyed it too. We should... Oh man, how much does George Bush sell his paintings for? I'd love to get one and have it

in the Super Megaplex. That's where the Patreon money is going, guys. You could sell those for hundreds of thousands if you wanted to we're spending we're saving up months of the patreon earnings so we can buy an original piece by george w bush is it ringo star who does the really shitty like microsoft yeah yeah like i i wish they're so bad he would do a microsoft paint paintings oh dude that i mean the value would only go up if he did it microsoft paint i mean you think if i painted you think the right i guarantee if you if he did it in Microsoft Paint. I mean, you think if I painted, you think the... Right, I guarantee if you painted real

paintings, you'd sell them online for a hot penny. I wonder, like, if I sold, like, my paintings for, like, 100 bucks. Yeah. Each. Like, very, like, and I worked on them. Yeah, I'm sure, of course people would buy them. Someone would be like, can you draw me a, uh... No, nobody tells me what to paint.

It comes from you. It comes from the inside of you. It's inspiration. You know? I draw inspiration from something. If someone tells you, Ryan, can you paint me and my fiance and our wiener dog? You just say, hell no, bitch. I paint what I feel in my soul.

I paint what comes out of here. But if you were to give me a few hundred extra, I'll paint you and your wiener dog and your fiancé. Wiener dogs are fucked up little creatures, man. They're cute, though. They're cute. They're very cute. They're just like... Little mean things, though.

They can be real fucking mean. Just like chihuahuas. I knew a guy growing up who, he had a wiener dog, and that thing was mean. That thing would always growl at me and... I feel like almost every, like, any small breed or toy breed is gonna do that. They got little dog syndrome.

They, were they, they, they, I i don't why do little dogs act so tough is it is it like actually a genetic thing it's a defensive thing i'd imagine because they know they're small just like a raccoon does it like even a possum will hiss at you but also but like big animals do it too like bears and lions and bears and tigers oh my but like why if a big animal does it, it's, it's, it's, you really don't have a chance. If, if,

if a big animal is growling at you, I feel like you're mostly done. If a little animal is, I think a little animal is telling you to go away. A big animal at first is like, go away. It feels threatened like a bear. But to solve that,

I would be like, fuck. If a larger animal sees the threat and is like, get away or I will kill you. A smaller animal will be like, go away or I'll keep doing this. No, but do you think in a small animal's head it thinks it's capable of...

It'll try. I don't think animals have that kind of... I don't think they have any form of confidence. They don't have the ability to be confident. Like when a wiener dog growls at me it's warning me like back off or i'll like you know i'll do so i'll take you down like i'll kill you yeah like in its head do you think it thinks it can actually kill me dude do you think it's like because you know a bear a bear i don't think i don't think it's like sizing you up in its head like we size the stuff up but it's definitely

like gauging its probability but it's still going to fight and give it its all regardless. That's true. Because, you know, like a bear, a mountain lion, I run into that in the wild and it wants to fuck me. Not sexually, but like fuck me up. Yeah. It knows in its head, I'm pretty sure. It's like, I'm going to win this one. Well, because it sees you as prey.

Those other things see you as a threat. These see you as prey, as something to conquer. Oh also and women like like i could see also like i could see them seeing you as a threat though for instance like when if you were if you went into like a grizzly bear with its cubs you're fucked it'll it'll fuck you because it sees you as a threat because it's got its kids around and then it's like so it'll attack you i wish you could just not fuck you did i say fuck again yeah i don't know what's on my mind shit man you know i'm getting all silly no that's fine man yeah but like that's that's one thing i don't want to have an encounter with is a large wild animal like uh just just anything that can kill me in the wild i know a hippo rhinos are terrifying elephant i saw a video of a rhos are terrifying. Elephant. I saw a video of a rhino.

Giraffes will kill you. I saw a video of a rhino attacking a safari car. And it was just flipping that thing like it was nothing. It was just rolling it around. And it literally put zero effort in just to flip this car over and over and over. Think about how cool rhinos are though. Rhinos seem like a beast that you would think would like exist like long before we were around and it did technically but i'm talking about like it seems like it shouldn't be around today like it seems like a prehistoric beast it does same

with like when you think about it like crocodiles and alligators those just those are just like straight dinosaurs you know like look at them even like little lizards those are just tiny little dinosaurs the american lion uh was the largest like cat or sorry american lion yeah we have lions in america there wasn't actually a lion but way but like thousands like tens of thousands of hundred thousands a long time ago they're extinct now but they were like the biggest they are the biggest like cat that's ever existed that's crazy man especially like knowing that like where we are right now like this same region of land like los angeles you know tons of time ago like there were like massive like 40 foot carnivorous reptiles fighting and running around and shit there's like There was a whole phase of Earth before us.

Several phases of just completely different shit where the Earth was just... It was like a different save file, you know? Well, everything got smaller. Yeah, why is that? Like, elephants got smaller, rhinos got smaller, cats got smaller, dogs got smaller.

What animals exist now that are as big as like, a lot of... Because back then dinosaurs were huge. Sharks got smaller. Everything got smaller. What animals exist now that are as big as like a lot of, because back then dinosaurs were huge. Sharks got smaller. Yeah. Everything got smaller. I wonder what that is. You thinking like a million years, humans are going to be little tiny little, tiny little things? No, humans are growing in size.

It's because we're drinking our milk. I guess. Doing our pushups. Every, every animal is, is just hiding, is like, they're getting smaller so they can hide from us better I'm actually now genuinely curious why the size reduction occurs I don't know I'd like to look that up that's actually really interesting

also why are we the size we are I don't mean to get too existential but like on a universal scale are we really big or really I mean we're really small but it's like size is a weird thing to think about because it's all relative, I guess. Right. Relative to us because we're the ones who set the rules, essentially.

Yes. So we are like kind of like a base size and things. Well, the rules were there. Well, life is what it was. And then we generated rules to help us understand our own interpretation of what we see, even though that's not at all what is reality, essentially, is what I gather from it. Bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

We're not even high or anything right now. This is just. No. I know. We're just having just intricate conversation. You know how big sloths used to be, dude? Really? You ever seen those?

They're like bears. Let me see. I'll show you a picture. I had a dream about sloths last night. That's funny that you bring that up. You look up prehistoric sloths. Man, we didn't see a fucking, uh, we didn't see a single koala in Australia. No, I saw one kangaroo. We saw a kangaroo. It ran in front of our van. It was hopping. It reminded me of Kangaroo Jack. Navigating adulting

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Look how big that fucker is. What the fuck? I know. That's a slot? Yeah. Sorry, I don't have my glasses. You can back up and look at more pictures of it too. What?

That doesn't even look like a sloth. That looks like a terrifying fucking, like... If you just look up prehistoric sloth on Google Images, you'll see what I'm talking about. Oh, my God, dude. They're huge. They're like bears. That's, like, bigger than a bear. That's fucking massive.

I think there is... I don't know. Because they appear to be eating leaves and stuff but i i don't know if it's this particular species or this particular animal but i think it also had some sharp teeth which led people to believe that it would it could possibly be carnivorous or um i guess it was like be an omnivore or something so talking about the sloth yeah it's like being omnivore or something. So you're talking about the sloth? Yeah. It's like a carnivorous sloth?

Yeah. It's freaky. But I don't think there's like a set. Like this is definitely what it was. I think it's just because of the teeth. The teeth. Dude, goddamn. I just don't like, I don't think about it that often. When you think about dinosaurs,

when you think about like all of these creatures that used to exist that are just gone forever now and we'll never know exactly what they looked like or know exactly what they were like that's just fucking crazy have you heard that real like the person who tried to realistically create what a t-rex roar would sound like because they're like it wouldn't be a roar it would be like this rumble it would be like this rumble. It would be like this bass. I'll look it up. Have you never heard it? No, I haven't heard that. Hold up. I did.

I saw someone reconstructed based on like bone structures and stuff. They reconstructed what they thought Neanderthals sounded like back then. And it's really funny. It's like. It's like. Wait, what sounded like? Neanderthals. Like when you think of cavemen, you feel like.

Like that kind of thing but it was more just like a high pitched like like yelling stupid like scream sound actually I need to look this up too Neanderthal voice you would love this it would be like this

okay that's a fucking hold on hold on It would be like this. Okay, that's a fucking... Hold on, hold on. Oh, it's walking up. I see. I thought that was a gunshot. It's sniffing. The T-Rex wouldn't have the need to open its... Like, it doesn't roar.

It just, like, just creates this bassy... Like, imagine just walking all of a sudden here and... Oh, my God, dude. That would be... That's scarier than a than a roar yeah that's because it's ominous that's what Neanderthals uh they think based the T-Rex's roar and other shit like a uh like um like they made it from like donkeys

and other animals and shit so it's it has no basis in reality what they created for movies oh yeah because I mean there's no way to even know wait a second let me show you what they think Neanderthals sounded like. Is that what they sounded like, buddy? One, two, three.

There's a video where it's like a rendering. Woody Mammoth! Woody Mammoth! Basically, like, Neanderthalsals their vocal boxes are more compressed. Like monkeys. Yeah, because I guess if it's somewhere on the evolutionary chain between monkeys and where we are now, it would be a higher pitch because monkeys

have that really high pitch. They're our cousins, baby. We go to a family reunion and you see them. You know what I'm saying? We've talked about it for so long but I just know that it'll never be a reality. Having monkey in the office yeah is that what you see yeah you know exactly what i was gonna say i didn't even have to say what it was imagine like a little monkey just all of a sudden we hear a knock we're like what and we open the door and he just comes and

runs in and just sits like sits right here he's like hey buddy how you doing he brings a bottle of water he starts like motioning towards his mouth he's like oh he's hungry i gotta go hungry okay hold on guys we'll be right back we gotta go you gotta go get him his bottle uh we gotta go feed little christian he's like a little diaper on and everything man that's god there's nothing greater than monkeys man oh but he'd break stuff he'd break shit all the time you know we like we go back like we need to edit something and like our computer mouse would be missing like ah man one shit all the time yeah he'd chew on shit he'd shit on the floor i bet yeah he'd pull his diaper. He'd shit on the floor, I bet. Yeah.

He'd pull his diaper off and throw it around. Monkeys like throwing shit. Because even though they're much, they're not humans, of course, and they're way less evolved and intellectual than we are, they still know shit's gross, you know? Yeah. They're still like, this is going to piss them off if I throw this. They're not going to like this. They think things are funny.

Mm-hmm. Don't they? They do. They think things are funny, don't they? They do. They legitimately have some sort of humor. They think poop is funny. See? That's why they throw it. That's proof that it's not immature. It's just an actual psychological, it's a biological thing, finding poop and farts funny. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Okay. Are there any animals that exist today where like, let's say 100,000 years from now, humans would be like, oh man, I wish that was around. That's so cool. So many, dude. So many. Because to the extent of what we see a stegosaurus as, like where we're like, that's alien to me. alien to me. Maybe, because I feel like for something truly crazy, there would have to be a big extinction event to wipe

out entire family trees of types of species. To kind of set the evolutionary track back a little bit, have to reform some things. I just wonder what Earth's going to be like in like 100,000 years. Humans won't be around in 100,000 years.

No way. I feel like we don't even have another 2,000. We're fucking this place up real bad. I feel like we're fucked in another 2,000 years. No. No way. I feel like we don't even have another 2,000. We're fucking this place up real bad. I feel like we're fucked in another 2,000 years. We are fucking our planet up real bad. Well, the Earth will survive. We won't. Yeah, the Earth will be fine.

It'll still be a giant rock in the middle of nowhere. Life on Earth will not be. We're fucking that shit up. I like how it's like, save the planet. But it's like, save the planet for us. we're not saving the planet to save the planet it's literally just a rock in nothing in like in um never-ending nothingness so it really doesn't matter it's very insignificant but to us it matters we're saving it for every for it's more like just save life say shut up siri we're talking about life we're not talking about your stupid AI bullshit

Selina to save a planet that's what it caught well I mean yes there are some people who want to save all of life but I think humans main goal in wanting to get the environment is very selfish sounds negative but

it is selfish you want to survive as a as a race as a species species yeah species species but it's like uh we're we're fucking the planet up pretty bad it's pretty fucked yeah oh well that ice is going who cares though dude as long as as long as i can drive my big old hummer as long as i can have fun and then die and then i'm good i mean what am i gonna am i gonna bitch and moan from the grave? My kid'll deal with it. I know. My grandson can deal with that shit.

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Is there anything else you'd like to add to help, help the sale a little bit more? Uh, like maybe an offer or something? Yes. Uh, that's why I love Quip and why it's perfect for getting back into a routine. And listen to this guys, Quip starts at just $25. That's five months of the SuperMega Patreon membership. And if you go to getquip.com super mega right now you can get your first refill pack for free that's your first refill pack for free at g-e-t-q-u-i-p.com slash super mega whoa yeah i know wow i might have to use all that stuff you should you can put your quip inside of your away suitcase our next product is for one free kiss from a friend to another friend come here there you go that one's free you don't have to pay anything for that okay how about how

about this one oh oh stop stop kissing my neck it's so sensitive stop it there's someone out there that's getting horny i know oh god yeah that's just like little sounds like oh i don't i hate it stop it stop i don't like those sounds you stick your tongue in just yeah that's the right let's do 30 minutes some sees through your teeth like oh dude i don't even i didn't the visual that went with watching that oh man but uh yeah it's it's uh it's nice to be back from australia i'll loop it back around to that wow full circle that's really fun to really fun to hang out with max and chad people still

listen to this podcast that's crazy i know i know idiots we did a podcast of max and chad we got real drunk on that one too everything we did with them we got really drunk we if you listen to the end of that podcast we were just in full

stupid sappy mode it's like you know we were just two friends on a couch playing video games having fun doing it were we you know my friend

Ryan yeah that's the end of the podcast essentially so much had to be cut out of that one I'm sure it was just a lot of drunken rambling there was a conversation like 30 minutes long much had to be cut out of that one i'm sure it was just a lot

of drunken rambling there was a conversation like 30 minutes long i had to cut oh i know i know looking back i was like we can't keep this in no way it wasn't like inappropriate or anything it was just like i know the subject matter thanks chad fucking asshole fucking poo poo uh let's give an update on the super mega plex no what no fuck them they don't pay for updates people on patreon do I'm kidding so for the rest of the podcast head over to

patreon also thank you we apologize that it's been slower on patreon super mega plex we ordered a lot more equipment because we're building the mail room set the mail room set is, we ordered a lot more equipment because we're building the mailroom set. We are. It's,

that's our next big project. There's a lot of equipment in there. We still need to get one more computer for the podcast room because right now we're recording in the, in the game room. Yeah. Recording in this gaming room. And it's,

it's, it's, it's coming along really well though. The next two weeks for us are going to be nonstop work on Super Mega because Ryan's going to a wedding. And then right after that, we go on tour. And then we're done traveling for the rest of the year except for Christmas. So after that, after we're back from tour, it's really just like we're on the grind with Super Mega. We're going to try to get tons and tons and tons of videos done. Live action,

let's plays all that stuff. Um, when we got a lot of good stuff on the way, still, I know it's been some, sometimes we don't upload as much as, we should cause we're traveling or other things get in the way. Um,

and sometimes we don't post a Patreon while we are a company. We're not a full fledged company. We don't have a manager or anything. It's kind of just us trying to keep in mind. We're still just dudes making shit for a living. And we really appreciate all the support. Um, appreciate, uh,

everyone who pledges to the Patreon, despite the fact that it's been a little dry lately and, and we plan on changing that. And we, we do apologize for people that don't feel like they're getting their $5 worth. And if at any point it feels like, you know, it's not worth it, no pressure. We appreciate the support though

because it does help us fund building this office and the projects we're currently working on behind the scenes because it is surprisingly expensive, like super expensive. Camera shit's expensive. Computer equipment's pretty much... This line of work, everything's expensive. It shows a very expensive career.

And place to live. Yeah, California, Los Angeles. Gotta love it. The People's Republic of California. As Tim Allen would say. Old Commie-fornia. During his stand-up at the Laugh Factory. It's our fault for choosing to live in a communist hellhole, Ryan.

He lives here too. I know. Make all the jokes you want, dude. You're living in a really like highly taxed mansion in Los Angeles. Oh, Tim Allen. Come on our podcast. Please. Come to Beta.

Set the record straight. We'll talk about what you said on stage that one night. We'll talk about monkeys. And if there are still monkeys, then why are there people? Checkmate, Christian. I i mean atheists yeah but uh we should start an atheist podcast fuck this dude i know and uh i don't mean to end on a sour note for those who uh i guess pay attention a little more closely or who are fans from you know of us of us, of our work from before Super Mega. The olden days.

You know that I originally moved out here with a beautiful young man by the name of Daniel Kyer. This week marks the fourth year without him because unfortunately, back in 2015, September he committed suicide and I always want to use this as not a point to reflect on it and get sad but maybe have some sort of positive outlook in terms of the unfortunate end to to our friend's life which would be go check out his stuff on SoundCloud. It's still there. Go check out the old videos that he's done on YouTube. And more so if you are in a place, a very bad place, if you have anxiety or depression or any form of mental illness that you are struggling with, or maybe not even a mental

illness, you're just feeling down, um, seek help, uh, whether it be from a family member or friend, uh, find someone to confide in. And if you can't, um, strongly recommend going to therapy because, um, you cannot understand the domino effect that you are setting in place by choosing to do something that will not only affect your life permanently, but those around you who you may not even be thinking about in that time. The ripple effect still lasts four years on. Still feeling it. It sucks. Uh, the ripple effect still lasts four years on still feeling it. It, it sucks. And I wish he was still here. Um, and I just want to remind people that, uh, there are people around you, regardless of if they're online or physically in person, uh, friendships or family that, uh, the, the world, uh, would, uh, it would be a shame if you were to give in, uh, to, to the negative

thoughts. And so just, uh, I know it sounds shitty, but, uh, not, not going to say, try to stay positive, but just know that time moves on eventually. And with time you can do a lot with it. But if you don't have any more time, then you're taking you're taking away all the possibilities of you getting better and you creating stuff or doing things that that you could do to change your life for the better. So just I don't mean to leave it on such a kind of a down note. such a kind of a down note, but every year when it comes around this time, I feel like, if anything, it's important to hold up his memory and to make sure people know that it's important to keep in tabs on their mental health and make sure that they don't spiral.

Right. I mean, that was flawlessly said. That was beautiful. And I think also a lot of people struggling with that stuff and a lot of people listening are on the younger side. And I think also a lot of people struggling with that stuff and a lot of people listening are on the younger side. And I think a lot of people don't realize that at the age they're at, you know, whether it be teens or early adulthood. He was essentially a kid. That's how, you know, like during that time in your life, you experience that kind of shit. You feel that those feelings sometimes and uh get depression and and it'll show stronger uh and some people based on how their their brain is and stuff but just know that you should never give up because it beats you down too hard because you can always

find the resources to beat it back um and i just gotta say say that I miss Daniel a lot. He gave me a wonderful opportunity. He introduced me and Ryan and I miss him every day. And it's a shame that he's not here anymore. But all we can do at this point is try to keep his memory alive and move forward and try to help people not, you know, make the mistake of doing something that can't be reversed. Help people remember him and learn from him. Exactly. So.

Yeah, perfect. Thank you all for listening. And we'll be back next week with another fantastic, spunky little episode of the Super Mega Cast. It'll be a palindrome on 161. Ooh. So tune into that one. Yeah. Thank you guys for paying attention for at least 20 seconds of this podcast.

That's all we need to get that retention up. So thank you for that. Thank you. Thank you. Y'all have a wonderful rest of your day or night or whatever, whatever you're doing. Who knows? All right. We love you guys. See you next week.