supermegashow - EP 161 - Good N' Plenty

Episode Date: September 25, 2019

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Ooh. Woo. Yeah? How you feeling? It's another podcast, man. You feeling tired? Another podcast, another day. I can't wait until episode 500 where the entire hour is just,

oh, it's another podcast. I think it would just be more so like, so did you do anything this weekend? No. Like no movie or something? No, it's just another podcast you know it's recording uh in the office you know i always find myself like filling just like dead time by like just literally stating the obvious like well we're uh in the office recording a podcast it's like no shit and this week we did work for the channel we did we did some work on Super Mega. Yeah, and it's episode 161

of the Super Mega podcast. How long has this intro been? A good bit, a good bit. Whatever, you guys will listen to pretty much anything. That's what our live shows are like. And anything we put out, I feel like they'll listen to.

You guys are like hungry hounds. And we're the dudes with the meat. Yeah, like watch. I can simply just do this, for example. Ooh, there's a water bottle on the couch. Is that yours? No. No.

You know, water is super important. We're made out of mostly water. Yeah, we are. So. 70%, right? Yeah, that's just a part of just being on this earth, which. Is also 70% water. Yeah, we are. 70%, right? Yeah, that's just a part of just being on this Earth. Which is also 70% water.

Which is also dying, apparently. Water is? Earth. Planet. Yeah, it's it ain't doing too good. Well, not for us. Anyway, we're in the office recording. Episode 161. It's a palindrome, isn't it? It is, it're in the office recording. This is episode 161.

It's a palindrome, isn't it? It is. It's a palindrome. Just like 151 or 141 or 131 or 121. Absolutely. 111. 121. Or 66.

I was a- 55. I was actually- 99. 88. All right, guys. Thanks for tuning in this week. Some of my favorite episodes we've done

so see you next week bye I uh yeah I miss that song to be honest I know it's like

well I don't like it's nostalgic I think when I hear it it's like aww that's a that was from another time.

Think about it. There will we've already discussed this, but there will be a final episode of the podcast, whether it's brought by tragedy or just because we got bored of the channel. Because, I mean, there are there are multiple outcomes, mainly to either. Well, three. One day we just decide not to upload another option is we decide not to upload anymore but we make it apparent by doing a last podcast specifically or something happens and we just don't upload to the channel anymore i feel like we would have to do uh

i feel like we would have to do something to sign off of super mega because we've been doing it for over three years going on over 30 years it's 30 years. It's been three decades now. Who's been here since 1999? Me. Me. I remember. I remember people giving me the comments

commenting on Super Mega videos like the Club Penguin one like who's watching in 2065? Who is? Yeah. Who's listening to this in 2065? Will YouTube service still be up

and will they host our videos in 1960? No, sorry. In 2065. Will YouTube service still be up and will they host our videos in 1960? No, sorry, in 2065? In 1965. Yeah, you take a time machine. It'll be just

late night talk show hosts, clips from their funny, funny shows. Yeah. What's going on with Hong Kong? I don't... What's the recent update?

What's the tea on Hong Kong? Yeah, what's going on? This is... I'm just curious. I don't know. What's the recent update? What's the tea on Hong Kong? Yeah, what's going on? This is... I'm just curious. I don't know. Do you know? No. I've actually been pretty...

My head just shoved into work in the last week, so I haven't really been paying that close attention to... The news. Too much. Yeah. Yeah. So, I actually don't know. What about you?

What's up with Hong Kong? Nah, they're probably doing... They're probably just doing the same thing. I'm bored of talking about it now, so... Yeah. Yeah. So I actually don't know. What about you? What's up with Hong Kong? Nah, they're probably just doing the same thing. I'm bored of talking about it now, so. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, are they going to do something different? Yeah, boring! That's why movies, when they have sequels, they make it bigger, better, and more badass.

But in this case, it's like, is there going be like a bigger protest are they gonna are they gonna bring down a government building come on i'm not i'm not advocate and advert i'm not advocating for terrorism that sounds like what you're doing right now there's no one at the door i heard that too i heard a little a little door jiggle that's gonna that's gonna spook us right quick when we're doing a spooky mega recording. Yes, we are. We're doing a little spooky mega recording tonight with all the lights off in the entire

plex, playing a little scary game. And if the air turns on, it makes the doorknob go, it's going to scare the fuck out of me. The air doesn't circulate well in this room. Like, it doesn't feel as cool like i've noticed now that the front of the house is really cool now the back of the house isn't as cool yeah i noticed like super megaplex i i think uh i i think that like something's wonky with the ac here also i think recording rooms are just hot yeah we got two computers the grumps one was burning hot and then, you know, it's a pretty tight room

with two big-ass computers chugging along. But we have the air running. Yeah, is it running right now? It should be. Yeah, I mean, they're on. When I listen, I can't really hear it, so... Is it even blowing? I don't know. Is it?

Is there air? There is. Okay, cool. It's very cold air, too. That's good. I guess just like it's, oh my God, that feels wonderful on my hand. You guys will see in future episodes of the Hotline Miami series that we recorded when the AC was broken. And it was like 100 degrees outside. It was not pleasant. Same as some spooky mega stuff we recorded while it was broken.

But it's like. This next week's supposed to be hot, too. Is it? 96. God damn it. 97. Dude, but it's like... This next week's supposed to be hot, too. Is it? 96. God damn it! 97. Dude, it's almost fucking October. I want it to get cold.

It's getting chillier at night. It is. And in the mornings. I mean, LA nights are... This time of year, LA nights are wonderful. Like, next month, in a little bit of November, that's like the perfect time of year in LA. I like it when it starts to get jacket weather in LA.

Yeah, I wore a jacket yesterday at nighttime. I went outside and I was like, ooh, it's feeling good. I did something new yesterday. Oh? I was a little skater boy. I went skateboarding.

Nice. Around the streets. You still know how to do it. Yeah, I went with Carson because he had two skateboards and I was like, do you want to go ride these? And he was like, sure.

So we went down a bunch of hills and it was scary because when you're skateboarding... You haven't skateboarded in how long? It's been a while. ride these uh and he was like sure so we went down a bunch of hills and it was scary because when you're skateboarding you haven't skateboarded in how long it's been a while i can't do any tricks or anything i just like cruising but i uh if you hit like a tiny pebble on a skateboard it can just make it stop and you just fly off and some of those hills with how fast uh i was starting to get like the wobble yeah and that shit's scary and also like the roads i was on pretty much one-way streets that

cars would have to like stop and let another one go the opposite direction because they're so narrow and it's just like hills that curve so i was like oh i hope no cars are coming around the corner because i'm going to be dead that's the if that's the case it's your fault for skating in the streets yeah i shouldn't have been skating in the streets should have been should have been skating on the side there is no sidewalk though but dude skating in the streets is so fun because the streets are freshly paved where i was doing it oh are they just and then i went at night y'all look up construction scheduling and find out where matt lives oh these streets are freshly paved travel all throughout los angeles find out the newly paved streets and then cross-reference that to other stories that matt has referenced you start asking

i was like did you hear any skateboarding the other night? It's fun though. I feel dumb at the same time because skateboarding was something I did in middle school. So it's like, yeah, skateboarding. A lot of people still skateboard. It's California. I want to learn how to do tricks. If you're not skateboarding, you're

biking. Or you're surfing or smoking pot. Or those. Or committing an abortion. That too. I like the choice of words with committing. Yeah. Well, why do you think I chose those words? Yeah.

Because it's like a crime. It is. It's not like a crime, Ryan. It's murder. It's not. By law. Well, guess what? In some states it is.

The law doesn't always make sense, right? Because it's illegal to marry your cousin. That doesn't make sense. You should be allowed to do that. Inbreeding's been proven to be detrimental to... I haven't seen that with my own eyes. Okay. Fuck your sister and see what happens.

Been there. Done that. Produce a child with her is what I'm saying. Oh, that's... The bun's in the oven. Okay. We'll see. So soon... Soon in this theoretical... child with her is what i'm saying oh that's the the buns in the oven okay we'll see so soon

soon in this theoretical in this theoretical little position you put yourself in yeah theoretical matt fucks his sister in the pussy no not theoretical ryan just give it give it about seven months okay literally seven months from now my sister is so wait two two months ago you climbed into bed with your sister yes and. And was this consensual sex? Of course. I'm just making sure. Yeah, of course. Because you're talking about the law and how it's not always justified in what it says.

I'm just making sure you're still running off of that. No, no, that stuff's fine. That comes from, like, it doesn't come from Judeo-Christian values? Honestly, my biggest gripe with the law is just the incest thing. That should absolutely be allowed. Is it illegal to have sex with your sister? Did you break the law when you did that two months ago? Is it illegal?

Okay, so I know it's illegal to marry a cousin, a sister, whatever. Is it illegal to have sex with them? Let's see. I would imagine the answer is yes. Illegal to have sex with siblings. Is that why that's so big like like in porn because it's so taboo it's like oh this is illegal sex like we shouldn't be doing this is that is it like the excitement that that people like so much because if you go to a porn website like half the front

page is like brother fuck sister you know and i and i feel like it used to not be like that so i see that now and i'm like damn why are there all those videos? Sexual relations with a close family member is what is defined as incest and is illegal in all states under sex crime laws and can lead to severe legal penalties. Legal penalties. So what if you have consensual sex with a sibling and the police find out? Are they going to arrest you both or just be like, guys, don't do that? They'd have to first test that you actually did commit those acts. They they going to arrest you both? Or just be like, guys, don't do that. They'd have to first test that you actually did commit those acts. They're going to get DNA samples.

All right, boy, do it again. Let's see. How did you do it? Well, first I did this. And then the cops just watched. Yeah. And fuck his sister. Okay, that's good.

I didn't have sex with my sister, guys. That's a joke because some of you guys don't understand some of those things. And you think I'm serious when I say certain things i you didn't have sex with your sister i believe it or not i didn't you lied to me well i was doing a bit i didn't i wasn't trying to lie to you but why why what what's the bit that i had sex with my sister i don't get it so did you have sex wait you did have sex no i didn't have sex with your sister no I didn't have sex with my sister

but but you just said earlier wait when you say stuff how do I know when you're telling the truth or not I thought you were talking about thanks Siri got me out of trying to explain my way out of lying thank you

wait which one's the lie i didn't have sex with my sister you what i did not have sexual relations with my sister sorry okay i might cut that and try to make it a little like i did have sexual related you know what i mean technically i mean you're the one editing this podcast you could easily cut it so it sounds like I said I had sex with my sister. Or you could just cut out right then when I said I had sex with my sister. Or right then. Maybe a little cleaner one. Could you provide a cleaner one for me?

Nah, I'm good. Can we get silence? Matt, go. I did have sex with my sister. You made that really easy to cut out individual words for me. Thank you very much, buddy. You're welcome, bro. You made that really easy to cut out individual words for me. Thank you very much, buddy. You're welcome, bro. You're welcome.

I'm just making sure I'm really nailing this one to the ground in terms of jokes. It's going to stick there because soon it will become a joke and that will be on the subreddits in your mentions. I'm sure my sister loves it. I'm sure my sister would appreciate that a ton when the YouTube fans do the funny joke about her. She loves it. It's her favorite thing in the world.

Well, she should stop being such a fucking whore first off. Okay, Ryan. She's going to listen to this. I don't think she's going to be very happy about you saying that. Well, I'm sorry. The truth hurts sometimes. And she needs an intervention. She is going to listen to this. I don't think she's gonna be very happy about you saying that. Well, I'm sorry. The truth hurts sometimes and she needs an intervention. She is, she's a sex addict. She's married and she needs to take accountability for that binding contract

she made before God and man. Yeah. I was there to witness it too. So I wasn't, I wasn't invited for some reason. Well, my sister didn't really know you at the time. Uh, would I be invited today if she had another wedding? Yeah, I guarantee you would. Okay. Well, my plan now is going to just find some way to break up the marriage between your sister and... Dude, I've already been working on that. By having sex with her. Yes, that's part of the plan.

Okay. So you weren't joking. No. See, I was seeing if you could tell if I was lying when I said I was joking. I can never tell, man. It's tricky, man. It's part of the plan. Okay. So you weren't joking. No. See, I was seeing if you could tell if I was lying when I said I was joking. I can never tell, man. It's tricky, man. It's tricky. Like Heath Ledger's Joker.

Who knows what you're saying? You know what's weird? When I woke up this morning, I was doing nonstop Joker impressions. You saw Heath Ledger's Joker standing at the foot of your bed. Yeah. And he said, do you want to know how I got these scars? He's your sleep paralysis demon. I really want to do a Joker video.

Like just a video. I just want to film in my room just some Joker impressions. I'm the Joker, baby. Me? I'm the Joker, baby. I saw that for the first time because Madge showed it to me. I watched it this morning. And when I realized that he was going for Heath Ledger's

Joker because they're doing the dark knight party scene bit. I don't recall Heath Ledger ever doing that. It's a video of this guy on stage. During a play. And he's all decked out as the Joker. He's got the makeup and he goes, me? Look, I'm the Joker, baby.

And it's good. Just look up I'm the Joker, baby. It should be on YouTube. I think the video is called My Joker Performance. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now

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around Christopher Nolan's Batman imagine if the Joker was legitimately like 15 in all the movies just like a 15 year old kid they should cast him as the new Joker was legitimately like 15 in all the movies. It's just like a 15 year old kid. I'm the Joker, baby. They should cast him as the new Joker. How good would that shit be if the new Joker movie was the guy from that video?

Like he's in the trailer with the music and everything. Who are you? I'm the Joker, baby. Boom. You get some good old Hans Zimmer horns in there. Yeah. Man, dude. I'm so excited for the Joker movie.

Yeah, me too. Can we talk about? Nope. Oh, what did you? Sorry. Let's talk about the Breaking Bad movie. El Camino. Chilling in the back of an El Camino.

Why not La Camino, you know? Yeah, you know what? Why not La Camino, guys? Why not La Camina? Camine X. Come on. Think about it. I really, I'm so, they released this morning, the morning of recording this is when they

released the fucking trailer, like the official trailer for the Breaking Bad movie. They released a lot of shit. They released that trailer, and they released other trailers, which I want to talk about, but specifically right now with the Breaking Bad trailer, it just shows that they're taking it seriously. The shots are what you would come to expect it's it's of the same quality that you would expect from vince gilligan and the whole breaking bad crew and uh just that ip in general looks beautiful but also it has its own vibe yeah it does and i i cannot wait for uh to watch it on the 11th of October.

And the thing is, that's a risky move, of course. It's like you take a show that ended so solidly that's regarded as one of the best shows ever made and then decide, all right, well, let's do more after that ending. That's pretty risky. But I think that they'll do a good job. Well, Vince is going to look like a real dumbass cause he's going you know I just like to think that uh Jesse Pinkman just drove and found a better life

now now now he's showing us Jesse Pinkman's still a little bitch he's crying in the trailer like a little bitch hey maybe we should change his name to Jesse Bitchman bitch bitch we gotta do now's the time for breaking bad memes to come back.

Well, Aaron Paul tried to get into film after Breaking Bad. Didn't work out so well. He was in like a movie about a bunch of people who were going to commit suicide at the same time. He was in a cult thing for Amazon, right? Wasn't it like an Amazon series? There was some Amazon series. There was Need for Speed. That's right. like an amazon series there was some anima animazon amazon series there was uh there was a need for speed that's right um and maybe this is his chance to break in to film i hope so man he's

talented why why do actors like that you know but such a big role but why does why is he not just instantly picked up for all these big roles after that is Is it because he's so typecast in Breaking Bad? Or is it because do you think maybe after that they just kind of want to relax for a bit? I don't know. Because with him, since I don't know what he wants as a working actor, I would just have to assume that it's...

Because he does choose the movies that he's in. It's not just like his manager's like, yeah, you're going to be in Need for Speed, but I'm better than that. Okay, calm down. He was like, yeah, I'm going to do Need for Speed. I'm also going to do this independent movie where a bunch of people meet each other

on the top of a building before jumping off of it. And then they make a pact to do something. I didn't see the movie. I only saw the trailer years ago. Was he in the remake of The Happening? I hope. No. It's not a movie.

What? Could such a thing really be happening? What? I beat a Vietnamese man? No. No. I absolutely. I was just thinking how badly, like how starstruck I'd be if I met Aaron

Paul. And I remember you fucking did. I did. You met him at a concert. Yeah. And there's a picture to prove it. What concert was it? That Brent took.

It was an Aurora concert. She has no idea he was there in the crowd. I bet either. She probably doesn't even know. I don't know if she knows that much about him. That's insane, man. Because she's not American. Oh.

It's just. She's a foreign wench, dude. Ewch dude you do feel bad about speaking bad she's such a pure she seems like such a pure person i've got music videos i can't oh there she teased one recently and i'm excited for it because uh it's a of her song apple tree which i'm a big fan of and she uh she she has a, Aurora has just a very unique quality that she does that indie thing without coming across as trying to do the indie thing, if that makes sense. That makes sense. It's very natural. It's very just kind of like, she's just doing what she's doing. She writes a shit ton of music all the time.

She was just saying how like, after one album's done, she's like, yeah, I'm just writing the next one. I just like writing music. She just loves writing stuff. Why didn't Apple call their cloud the apple tree? Because they're stupid. You know, that would have been Apple. The Apple, the iCloud. The iCloud.

How about the apple tree? You know, that would have been so good. Good, right? The apple tree. That's perfect. Or the apple farm. I don't know. Now they right the apple tree that's perfect or the apple farm i don't know now they have the new phone that jackson has with the weird cameras give me give me tryptophobia trypophobia i don't know how you pronounce it the fear of holes and things it's

not it's not a fear like it doesn't scare me it's just just like unsettling like when i see like uh porous things or things with like holes, like, you know, some people react to that all weird. Like it's called a phobia, but it's not like a fear. It's just like, oh, it's like, oh, I don't like that. I guess it would be a phobia because if it triggers like with me and makeup, for example, I feel like I personally wouldn't call it a phobia, but by definition, since it's something I can't control, I automatically like cringe or I automatically I'm just kind of I tense up and I get a little uncomfortable. Yeah. When there's like a heavy makeup.

Is that? Yeah, dude. It's a phobia. Yeah. I'll be here all week. Yeah. I honestly don't know why I am, but I just don't like it that much. Is it like lipstick?

Is it eyeliner? It's any form of kind of like the main, the big one is bright red lipstick. But like as a kid, I even, I didn't like putting on fake dirt for like a pirate costume to go trick or treating. I didn't like putting on the baseball like black. Is it because it feels dirty? I don't know. Or is it like uncomfortable? It made me feel uncomfortable putting it on.

Like I didn't like it. Maybe it's like, maybe it has to do with your face feels very. But when other people wear it, I also feel that. It's not just with me. It's like if. Well, you know why people have fear of clowns, right? Because it's the just with me it's like if if uh well you know why people have fear of clowns right because it's the whole thing where it's like they're masking yeah or like mascots because it's like maybe it has to do with that i don't know i wonder because actually i met someone else recently i don't remember who it was that has the exact same makeup thing you do and i

thought it was really interesting i was like oh shit like that's uh the exact same thing that ryan has we're like they're so freaked out by like lipstick and eyeliner and stuff and i don't mind uh the only thing that slightly bothers me is the thought of putting on eyeliner because i'm like oh it's too close to the eye you've seen someone put it on i put on eyeliner before for for i don't remember what but it fucking uh did not feel good i was like or mascara with eyelashes can't. It's pretty when it's on, but the process of putting it on, it's like,

no, no, no. And it's definitely not the whole like, I prefer women without makeup, yo. Because I think women should wear makeup. All the time. Because otherwise. To cover that ugly mug. Yuck.

But it's not that. It's not this gentlemanly thing where it's like, I feel like you should be able to do whatever you want. It's literally just me having an uncomfortable reaction to just blatant makeup. You should just say it is. Now I feel bad because then if people come to shows and they're wearing like red lipstick,

they're just going to kind of be like, hey. You hear that, guys? Am I creeping you out? No, it's fine. I mean, I'm not really creeped out by it. like red lipstick they're just gonna kind of be like hey you hear that guys hey am i creeping out i'm like no it's fine i mean i'm not really creeped out by it i just i i don't feel comfortable around i'm kidding i just don't want to even be in your place wearing makeup guys when you come to the meet and greet i want you guys to never wear makeup and then i want i mean just like yeah super mega they have really ugly fans like everyone at that show is disgusting it's almost like i fixate on it like if if someone has bright red lipstick on i won't like the first thing i look at when i look at them even in like

conversation will be like red lipstick well that's i mean that's kind of the point of putting on something like bright red lipstick is to scare people to frighten to frighten 25 year old men no i but like you know when you do bold makeup things it's because like you want it to be a focal point like to draw a statement you know so it's like if you're doing yourself up with all that that makeup it's like you want people to be drawn to it so when you have something like bright red lipstick it's going to draw people's attention instantly or like black lipstick bothers me just because it's like yeah it just seems like it would i guess seems dirty yeah well for me it's it's remember like you know those cupcakes where like grocery

store birthday cake or cupcakes yeah use the color icing that's like blue pink purple and it's six people's lips and tongues but do you remember how bitter it tasted yeah like what who the fuck enjoys that type of icing why do they even make that well some people wonder who enjoys black coffee because it's so bitter but who but dude this is different this is like a sickly like you know i'm talking about like blue icing that like bitter yeah where it's like this is this doesn't taste like icing it just tastes like like if if food if food coloring were to actually have a flavor and like you were to make one up that's what it would be some sort of chemically disgusting yeah and and i feel like when i see black lipstick it makes me like taste that flavor because i'm like like licorice not

not even licorice like uh that's what i think of when i see black lipstick i'm like oh do you taste like do you taste like licorice do Do you taste like Good & Plenty's? Does your tongue taste like a big old Good & Plenty pill? I love me some licorice. I like Good & Plenty's. Now, I feel like this is actually like no joke, like the sixth podcast in a row we've talked about Good & Plenty's.

I just want people to know that not sleep on Good & Plenty's. Yeah, I mean, they're easy to sleep on for sure because you see those and you're like- Well, we say that, but how many brain jokes are in each episode of our Let's Plays? That's absolutely true. Or dome jokes.

That's true. Well, those are high intellect jokes. Those are the highest, you know, quality of jokes that can be made. But, like, Good and Plenty's ain't bad. That's all I'll say. That pink box. Is it pink? It's like purple.

With the white and the black. The white and the pink. white and the white and the pink that's right they look like they look like grandma pills like pills it's a very grandma candy but they're they're not bad you know definitely not not bad now someone's gonna make a good and plenty's compilation why doesn't good and plenty sponsor us we can make a dope ass commercial for good and plenty because i i don't think that you know we could bring good and plenty's to a new generation they do need the word spread though because you know, we could bring Good & Plenty's to a new generation. They do need the word spread, though. Because, you know, everyone, when they look at Good & Plenty's, they're, oh, damn.

Your microphone just lost its groove. There you go. Because Good &, like, what does this generation think of Good & Plenty's, Ryan? They don't want Good & Plenty's. They don't want those little pill-looking licorice shits. They want some fucking Sweetums, dude. They want some fucking Fortnite candies. They. They want some fucking Fortnite candies. They don't want those

little grandma things. That's why we have to spread the word. People just don't know. Is there a Fortnite cereal? That would sell well. Is there a Good & Plenty cereal? Just black licorice

flavored cereal? Your milk tasting like pure licorice. Your milk just becomes like, it's the mixture of pink and black and just, oh, becomes like a nice,

nice dark brown. Mm-mm-mm. I love my Good & Plenty-Os. Pure black licorice cereal. Get your, you know, back when you had your Skittle steak, have you thought of a Good & Plenty steak? Wasn't it Nerd Steak? A Nerd Steak, you're right. I never ate that, but that's how I remember it. Never even had it.

I know, man. We still gotta do, that's like one of the oldest things we've talked about on the channel. I don't think it would, it's not bad. I mean, you're right. I never ate that, but that's how I feel. Never even had it. I know, man. We still got to do it. That's like one of the oldest things we've talked about on the channel. I don't think it would be. It's not bad. I mean, think about it. You grind up. It should be very sugary and sweet.

It should be like a sweet steak. Yeah. With a little bit of crunch. Watch it be amazing. It could be. Like, doesn't nerd steak sound like one of those things that's like, you know, could be pretty good. I say you get a little, like, put some maple on the steak and char it.

And then so you get a good bit of, like, that maple. Like, I wonder what that would be like. Caramelization. Maple on a steak might not be bad. Because, you know, maple on, like, bacon. What works well on pork. Maple beans. Maple, yeah.

Pork and beans. Pork and beans. I love that song. I remember I watched that. I watched that video right when I was starting to get into YouTube. Oh, they had Liam Sullivan in it. They had all those people. They had Lightsaber Man, Afro Ninja.

Was that his name? It was the guy that did the... The Nunchucks. Wait, and then they also had the Numa Numa guy. Did they have Neon Cat in that video? No, that was before Neon Cat. Okay. They had that, though. They had the the Numa Numa guy. Did they have Neon Cat in that video? No, that was before Neon Cat. Okay. They had that, though.

They had the dramatic gopher. Yes. Classic shit. And then Chris... Dun, dun, dun. What was his name? Chris... Not Chris Christie.

Chris Evans. Chris, uh... Chris Christie. Leave Britney alone. Uh, Chris Crocker. Chris Crocker. Yeah. Alright, I wish that video was Chris Christie instead.

He looks fucking foine now. Dude, he had a glow up, man. He had a huge glow up. He's looking like a foine boy. He's looking like a fucking slab of meat now. Good for him. I know. Good for him.

I'm glad he's still doing videos. Jesus. What's wrong with your mic? Is it just dipping down? Yeah, it just dips down. I'm also in a chair that makes me slide down, and then all of a sudden my mouth isn't... Do you want to trade seats? No, it's fine.

You sure? You want to swap it up just for the second out of the pile? I'll go sit there. You could sit here? Yeah, why not? Yeah, yeah. Let's trade some fucking seats, brother. Okay.

Ooh, now I can, like, lay down. And the microphone is falling down for me now. All right, let's see why it's doing this. Is there... See, I'm going to record the podcast. That's actually kind of why I wanted to get up because I was getting a little too comfy. This is very comfy. I'm like laying down. It is comfy, yeah. All I need is a pillow.

All I need in life is my boys in my tub. Oh! Yeah, that's right. All I need in life is my boys in my tub. And now I'm going to pass it to my number one bub. Hey, yo! It's Tommy, and I'm 19. Do you still remember all the words to that?

Okay, Ryan has flatulated. We're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do. Blonde. Ooh. Bleached hair, fair skin. Fair skin makes the ladies swoon We're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do Catch me in the tub a quarter

It's been a while now, I'm starting to forget the lyrics My first verse is that where I'm like Hey yo, it's Tommy and I'm 19 I like to lift weights and wear sunscreen SPF 100 I hope it's in stock Cause I rub it on my nips and the bell end of my cock The public, the media, they're on our side.

With skin so white, we got nothing to hide. TV and movies, they're made for us. This lack of pigment, it's a major plus. I love how like. So there's that one. That song really like blew up on TikTok. It's like a fun, cheery, goofy song. And then to people, most people don't.

The lyrics just kind of fly right by him about the white supremacy. I know. talking it's like a fun cheery goofy song and then to people most people don't be the lyrics just kind of fly right by him about the the white supremacy i know well that's the one moment in the it's that in the end that's where the theme is really put to the test in terms of just being blatant blatant with the white privilege i mean it literally ends with the white privilege. I mean, it literally ends with the Reading Rainbow logo that says white privilege. My dad's at Ghost Club in the woods tonight. It doesn't get, it doesn't, I mean, like,

that joke's a little like, okay, oh, that, okay, but then it's like showing the KKK as a video. It's like, oh, it's very, very straight. What's the second verse of mine?

The second verse I have. How does it start? Something about if you're thinking three inches then you're thinking correct. I got the thickest yogurt slinger of our bleach blonde. I know, but how does it start? Something about if you're thinking three inches then you're thinking correct. I got the thickest yogurt slinger of our bleach blonde. I know, but how does it start

is what I'm asking. Because I feel like I can get into it. I can't remember either. Wait. So I can get some. I mean, sir, if I get my dick sucked

down blonde boys then what blonde boys do? Bleach hair. Damn, dude. What is it? I feel like I'd have to run through the song. If you're thinking three inches, then you're thinking correct.

I have the thickest yogurt slinger of our bleach blonde dongs. Enough about your cop, man. Get back to the song. That was so much fun to make. We're splashing. Just wait. We're splishing. We're splashing.

Just frigging around. We're the baddest. Raddest blonde hunks in town. I'm like a muscular boy, but a bit more chub. But now that I'm blonde. As long as I'm blonde, I'm still in the club but a bit more chub but now that I'm blonde as long as as long as I'm blonde I'm still in the club

I'm in all that dude that was so much fun to make I remember the night we recorded Blonde Boys that's the best experience I've ever had making a video that's just the most fun there was travel

there was fun the only thing that would have made it better is if we were actually of age to gamble and drink I know so when we went to Vegas we could actually

have spent the weekend there I'm surprised we were able to sneak into casinos at the age of 19 and like 20 to, to just go like film in there. We looked like a bunch of doofuses in costumes. Well, I mean, we were,

cause here's the thing. If I, if I'm in a casino and I see some 19 year olds in costumes with a video camera, I'm like, God, those guys are such jackasses. But it's like, that's literally,

I mean, you're in Vegas at the same time. Yeah. I mean we saw very crazy stuff that night. Remember while we were filming Blonde Boys, that woman walked up and just flashed her tits to the camera. Yes, she did. She just like pulled them out. Didn't we censor that in the behind the scenes?

It's in the behind the scenes. That was one of the first pairs of breasts I had ever seen. I just thought of one of the worst things I could possibly do. What? I'm going to private all of the videos. And then, no, I'm going to unlist them. And it's like, for our Patreon subscribers. Want to watch the old Cyndago videos?

Head on over to our Patreon. Heartless business move I could ever make. Oh, my God. Let's do it. Okay. No, don't unlist them like take them down and take them down and we'll re-upload them to Patreon

but no re-upload them to super mega unlisted but then uh re-monetize them get us to 2 million subs in 5 days or every syndigo video will be deleted oh my god I have a feeling like just karma would work even though it doesn't exist it would it would

i would garner so much bad karma that i would create the the ideal of karma would just become real in this universe and all of a sudden i'd be struck by lightning man how shitty that would be i get freaked out thinking about karma sometimes because like scientifically i'm like oh no that's karma doesn't exist but then i'm always worried where i'm like okay but what if it does and by me neglecting the fact that it does exist and doing something shitty then it will come back to bite me you know what i think about whenever i think about karma what how many shitty people have fine lives and die of old age or when i think of like war crime people how they just die of old age and they made a shit ton of money off of killing innocent civilians and shit when i think

about that i'm like i think i'm safe with the stuff that i do i think i'm pretty safe yeah well when i think about karma it's literally as stupid as like oh man i just dropped a straw wrapper on the ground like at a restaurant and it's's like, it's like, fuck. Like, and I'll be walking away and I'm like. Dude, if that's your karma, what is, what is Obama's with just dropping drone strikes? What, what, what is, what is like Reagan's with the whole, um, there's so much shit for Reagan. Crack? Yeah, he created crack.

He actually, it was, it was his mother's recipe. Yeah. Yeah. And then, then he, uh, uh parachuted it into into poor black communities when you now okay now when you say parachute into poor black communities i mean he dropped it via parachute or the drug act of parachuting no he ronald reagan came in with a parachute and handed it out to poor black family because parachuting is also when you you know like wrap it up and and swallow a large amount of drugs so he could have gone to a black community and parachute it in the community and everyone could have watched him while he got high on on his own supply so that's another alternative or he could have parachuted it and then parachuted into the black community wow it's no you parachute

something so that it doesn't dude if the bag breaks and it like gets in, you're dead, right? Of an overdose. Well, not, I mean, parachuting, the point of parachuting is to get high. It's not like you're hiding it for, like people smuggle like cocaine and balloons and shit. Yeah, but if that breaks, you die. Yeah, of an overdose. But parachuting is, the point is to get. Imagine like, that's like, I'd be so nervous if I had drugs in my stomach.

And you're like, oh. And like if the thing bursts at any moment, you're fucked. Because the thing is, it's like i'd be so nervous if i had drugs in my stomach and you're like if the thing burst at any moment you're fucked because the thing is it's like the drugs are in a balloon which uh the acid in your stomach can can go or in a condom or whatever yeah it can go through metal it can burn through like anything pretty much it's some of the strongest acid in the world apparently so it's like you know what about amino acid stupid i watched a video about like the like a comparison of the strongest acids in the world it's very scary as it can get real fucking strong i can breaking bad with the uh that's a weaker acid on the scale of some than our stomach uh acid how does our stomach not hurt like i guess it has a lining right it

has like yeah isn't that crazy though like how strong how our body just produces acid to break shit down works like a fucking machine dude took a while to get there i mean our body is a machine i guess essentially right yeah it's a big fucking machine and that's why that's why i'm trying to drink more water and hopefully eat better because i guess it's like what fucking machine and that's why that's why i'm trying to drink more water and hopefully eat better because i guess it's like what you put in as fuel is what you get out from the machine yeah it's hard though staying trying trying to be healthy in your 20s is really hard like for example you ordered um poke and the thing with that is it's it is somewhat of like a healthy choice. But at the same time, if you don't use the energy from the rice that you get in the poke bowl, then it's like – then you become tired.

And then it's like – Wait. So if I just eat the poke and then I sit at my desk and edit and I'll get sleepy as I normally do. But if I were to then go exercise or something you can spend that energy because carbohydrates they're it's energy so you use it or it gets stored yeah rice is a car so what if i read right like grains and stuff oh that's right so what if i uh i should get a book on this kind of shit so i can know more about it what what if i um so but if i don't spend

the energy will it go towards i think it'll just make you tired it won't go towards my weight or anything because if i'm trying to gain weight carbohydrates will store and yeah that like when people eat a lot of rice and a lot of bread and stuff that's why people want to cut back on carbs when they're going on diets because it's harder to lose weight if you're shoveling in those carbs. Really, if you're shoveling in anything, like if your caloric intake is pretty high regardless, but people do like when they're, I guess it's a lot more important when people are training, for example, to like cut back on carbs. You know what I mean?

Like just no, no bread, none of that. to like cut back on carbs. You know what I mean? Like just no, no bread, no, none of that. And yeah, because I was wondering like,

is bread bad for you or is it like, cause I don't know that much about nutrition. I'm trying to learn more. So like the other morning I was eating toast and I was like, okay, so I'm eating this as my like first meal of the day. Is this going to give me energy? Is this actually not very good for me right now?

Cause it's just bread. Do I need like, I know I should probably for breakfast have protein, some carbs. Add something there. Like if you're having toast, add some like have some like toast. I had Vegemite on the toast, which is B vitamins. Okay, so have that.

Have like an apple or an orange. And then water or coffee. A little protein. I had coffee as well. Just without sugars. Yeah, I drink a black because but at the end of the day i think it's it's honestly like for you i think you said you're trying to build muscle and stuff not even necessarily muscle i'm just trying to get a little more uh meat on your bones yeah because i you know i'm kind of like for a while i've been

skinny to the point where i just look sick you You know that means you have to go above a certain caloric intake threshold to gain that. And since you are working out, it's making it harder for that to happen. Yeah. Just because of the way your metabolism works. Yeah, I got a high-ass metabolism. I forgot. It's called ectomorphic body type, where it's basically just... I think there's three types.

There's mesomorphic, endomorphic, and ectomorphic body type where it's basically just i think there's three types it's like mesomorphic endomorphic and it sucks for you because you want to work out and you want to you want to like get healthy and stuff like that as well but at the same time that you're you're using energy and you're spending what you've eat during the you've eaten during the day so it makes it harder and then days where i and i don't naturally don't have a big appetite so in days when i don't eat that much i'm just kind of burning off of my reserve which is why i get tired all the time i imagine i get so upset whenever i see like uh that picture that jackson posted on twitter recently where i'm like god i i used to not have this big old tummy or as big of tits as i know it's only temporary you can get rid of it i can i'm trying to work at it slowly i'm just trying to eat less.

I need to start working more on what I put into my body instead of how much, but right now I'm... Why don't you just blast it, dude? I should just starve myself. Don't starve yourself. I'd get quick results.

That's not healthy, though. Yeah, but... You gotta put some nutrients in. Look, if I said I did it for a role, it would be seen as very... Artistically... Yeah. There'd be some merit. There would be some new chains on. Look, if I said I did it for a role, it would be seen as very... Artistically... Yeah. There'd be some merit. There would be some artistic merit there.

But it's like, just doing it for yourself. Then I'm just like, shit, he needs to go... I think regardless, if you drop weight that fast, you need to go see someone. Because I don't think our boy... What's his name? What's his fucking name? Christian Bale? Yeah, Christian Bale.

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it just um it's the the hard part about that is you know me i'll get into these things of counting calories where i'll be super dedicated to it and the hard part is that is, you know me, I'll get into these things of counting calories where I'll be super dedicated to it. The hard part is when you dedicate to something like that for a short amount of time, you're giving yourself a window. So whenever you're done and you see some sort of result or maybe you don't see a result fast enough, you're going to end up giving up. I think I want to make the move to eat in a way that I can carry on through at least a majority of my life or in a long-term sense so it's not just dropping weight and then looking after myself it's I I can drop weight gradually while also changing the way I eat that's smart but at the same time, do I love food. And I love food specifically because food is fucking addictive. Like anything that tastes good or makes you feel good.

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Thanks, guys. Cool. Thanks for the opportunity. Nice guys. Yeah. thanks, guys. Cool. Thanks for the opportunity. Nice guys. Yeah. Really nice guys. Anyway, I ate my lunch. I had some delicious poke.

The problem was this, though. Uh-oh. There was not enough rice in the poke. A little too much fish. We were just talking about it. It's a good thing you had more fish than rice, my boy. Because that's protein, yeah. You need some protein in your system. You know what I'm what i have to do after this uh episode of the podcast ends no i have to go work those carbs off i might have to go grab the skateboard did you bring the

skateboard i mean these are some nice hill i um uh lakes lakes i might have to go uh hit the streets of los angeles for a couple minutes. Get a little exercise in on my skating board. And I might have to hit my kids. Bye, guys. Just kidding. I don't think I'd beat my kids. I don't know. I don't have them yet.

See, that's the thing. I can't positively say I'm not going to beat my kids. I hope I wouldn't. Yeah, I hope I wouldn't too. But God forbid they do something that pisses me off. That's the thing. It's out of my control. If I beat them, it's their fault for doing something that pisses me off. I'm a man.

I have testosterone. I get built up. As we were saying in the Manscaped ad, our balls are a major feature of us being who we are. As testosterone pumping hormone machines. Machines, yeah. Dude, I need more ball pride, you know? Yeah. The balls control so much in this world.

Just look at these babies. Let me see those nuts. Hold on. I don't want to, I want to just pull out my nuts. Just the balls. Just the balls. I'm just trying to get my nuts out. There we go.

See? See that? Hold on. Now I see why they call it brain. Look at that. You got big ass balls, dude. Thanks, man. Dude, you know in Spy Kids, when it's like the third brain or whatever, and it's like

the little tiny brains? Yeah. It's like this, dude. Dude, if you squeeze your nuts really hard, they just become incredibly shiny. See that? I want to see, like, what's the pressure? Okay, let's both do this. Let's go up in pressure and see when it starts hurting.

Are you ready? Okay, ready? Hold on, hold on. I need to tuck that away and just get... There we go. Okay, ready? Yeah. I started hurting.

Ow! Fuck, dude! That was quick! Welcome to the podcast bit where we literally slapped our own balls. Are we really going to put audio in this podcast of the sound of our hands slapping our balls? I mean, could you hear that on mic? That's what we've come to. Do you think the mic?

Episode 161. It's just the sound of us slapping our fucking balls. Oh, my God. That's going to be on the internet forever. Like, we're going to be like 60 and be like, yeah, there's audio of me slapping my fucking nuts. We have really run out of material here. No, Ryan, I think the opposite. I think that we're breaking new boundaries every day.

Okay, dude. We're reaching the point where... It still feels a bit sore. It does. I feel it in my abdomen. One of my exes kicked me in the balls for a joke. Ooh. Like I was doing this. I was

looking at something at the zoo, and she just went like a football. That ain't no joke. She didn't understand why I was on the ground for like five minutes straight. Because she's, you know, it's like, oh, it hurts a little when... No, it hurts more than just a little when you hit someone in the nuts. It's, I actually, I heard a good comparison.

It could make you throw up. I heard the best comparison is like period cramps. Okay. Like when you get hit in the nuts, it's kind of that same feeling. I've been enjoying Link's Awakening a lot. Okay. Have you, did you play it more after we played it in our last session? No, I didn't play any yesterday.

When I got home yesterday, I edited all day. See, I'm going between three games, and it's hard juggling. I have Gears 5, I have Borderlands 3, and I have... Stinks Awakening? Stinks Awakening. Dude, I really like Link's Awakening, though. Yeah. Remember I was talking about the ending music,

how in the Game Boy version it made me cry, and how i hoped that in the remake it would like i wonder what they did with it did you look it up i listened to the soundtrack last night you looked it up i listened to that track and dude it well i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna experience it when i beat the game i was just like i replayed it like seven times i even played it specifically for carson i was like listen listen to this. Did you cry? No, I'm going to need to see the scene that goes with it. But I didn't look up the scene. I just wanted to hear the song.

And it's, I was just, I was like, holy shit. How did they do a score this good for like a little Zelda game? Like it was fucking incredible. How did they? I don't know. Someone had some good, the whole soundtrack is like two hours and something long. You know what my favorite song in Zelda is? Doing your mom.

Doing your mom. No. Okay. Whatever. No, no, no. I was kidding. What's... That one.

The funny fart sound? There might be three farts in this episode. There's more than three. No, there's more than three. That's four. We got... What else do we have? Ball slapping.

Yeah, dude. How about the thumbnail is us squeezing our balls so they're big and shiny and, you know, popping out. And we're just smacking them, you know? Yeah. Imagine that's like an Olympic sport. What are we going to do for the thumbnail for this one? How about just Don draws our character with hyper-realistic huge nuts? I was thinking of something earlier we could have done.

What? Good in Plenties. It's just us eating a box of good and plenty. Pink background and it's raining good and plenties around us. Okay, why not? We'll figure it out. We'll tell Don what to do.

Licorice keeps falling on my head. But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be giving head. Dude, good job. Thanks, man. Good job, man. Thank you, man. Thank you.

I really am. Oh, my God. That was incredible. Huh? You want to go get some good things? We don't have any. That's why I said, do you want to go get some? Yes.

Get on my back. I'll skate us down to the 7-Eleven. Oh, but we have to. Does that mean we have to end the podcast? Yeah, it does. Oh, but we have to... Does that mean we have to end the podcast? Yeah, it does. Oh, okay. But people will be happy knowing that shortly after this podcast ended, we went and got some good and plenties.

And I did not hurt myself on the skateboard. Yeah. And if I did, I'll update that at the beginning of next episode. But there won't need to be an update because I'm not going to hurt myself. No, stop. but there won't need to be an update because I'm not going to hurt myself. No, stop. I did it anyways.

All right. I did it anyways. You want to end this one with a funny fart? Yeah. Wait, real quick. The best one. My favorite podcast in all time was the episode, like the week that Donald Trump got elected. The president. It was the episode the day, like the week that Donald Trump got elected. President.

It was like in the president, like final words of the podcast, like in the president of the United States is Donald J. Trump. And in the middle of that. I can get up and fart right now. Was it you or me? I did. It was just like it was like the most ridiculous God, this podcast is immature.

It's really just hitting me. It farts balls like it's just. hitting me it farts balls like it's just that's why i asked people why they watch and they gave me some answers but i'm still wondering yet spotify will go throw us on the front page for podcasts you guys realize what you're doing spotify i mean i appreciate it thank you but yeah we're gonna get the f out of here get some good and plenties yep talk to y'all later bye sexual oh dude dude