supermegashow - EP 162 - Gasaholics

Episode Date: October 2, 2019

We talk the sweet smell of gas, learn from Jackson, and get naaasty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I was about to say, is that a thing? Yes. Okay, because for some reason, Finch popped in my head, and I was like, oh, but I thought about to say Is that a thing? Yes Okay because For some reason Finch popped in my head And I was like Oh but I thought I came up with that But then you said Finch

And it kind of scared me So I was like Whoa Did we think of the same name? What's it from? Is it a book? Uh To Kill a Mockingbird

I think it's the The act The character Okay Atticus sounds like A good gay porn name Like if I had to choose A name to be a gay porn star, probably my wife. Asicus.

Ooh, Asicus. And you just kiss ass. Yeah. I like that. It's like Jackson when he's working around the office. I know. Today he's cleaning up because he made a mistake yesterday. He made a big mistake.

He doesn't want us to talk about it. And this cord, I'm trying not to touch it, but this mic is in an odd. Well, he knows we got some bitches coming to the office later so uh you know we'd said Jackson clean the place up the bitches are coming over so he's currently out there with a little little feather duster and nope drop my phone out of my pocket you'll never see that thing again god damn it the carpet swallowed it we had such deep carpet in this recording I like this thing three feet deep instead of that the floor is just kind of like the think of the texture of

a sewage grate or like those old storm like the storm drains bars essentially and like there's like fucking just like there's just trash and stuff that's been falling just underneath the bottom of a pit no it reminds me of like some high like 10 story pit

like it like in a parakeet cage there's the floor underneath like the cage that collects all the shit so you can like clean it out it's like that but it goes 10 stories down in the recording room it's great for soundproofing but if you drop your phone or your keys you're not getting that back no unfortunately not absolutely not or if uh you were to drop like your jewel down there i ain't seeing that thing again i was cleaning my car the other day and i found uh i found an old one of my jewels underneath the seat you know it's they're like collectibles in a game right now for you because it's like it's almost like if someone were to be given the side quest it's like hey please my name is matthew watson fuck i lost all of my jewels

if you find them throughout the land could you please return them i'll give you a reward if you manage to collect them all okay here's the thing i don't do anymore but how good would it be in a super mega game if that's a side quest like you have to find all of my lost jewels but they're like throughout the whole the entire world yeah because i when i used to jewel i i went i lost a lot of jewels and i was such a little a little addict that i was like fuck i have to go buy another one right now and then i find the other one so i ended up having i think i've probably owned nine or ten jewels which is very and when you think about how much a jewel costs that's like 700 of of just the jewels and then i also uh i can't even tell you

how many pods i've i've gone through dude you remember how when i was in like my deep jewel phase how many pods i was sucking through. You remember when I was in my deep jewel phase, how many pods I was sucking down a day? My brain is still on the game that we're talking about. Oh, the hidden jewels? Yeah. What if there was a side quest for me and the reward at the end of that was this weapon that you could use like once per level or something,

not a weapon, but like this item you could use once per level or just a certain amount of times. And it's just called Ryan cigarette. And whenever you take a puff, you become invincible and you can kill any enemy in one hit. Like I get all muscular and I go, I get a big pop.

Yeah, exactly. But it's just a cigarette yeah there you go and then during the coughing is the transformation so like muscles yeah but your eyes are all like your teeth are all yellow and shit though and your eyes are all like yellow but you become strong and like uh right before it starts a thing comes down to show my lungs and they're going they they're super healthy. That's right.

Because smoking actually does. It's good for your lungs, despite. Yeah. So a lot of people think that smoking is bad for you, but it's actually there's a lot of studies that say that it is good for you. Nicotine is good for you, folks. Nicotine. It keeps your brain up, up on a moving stimulant. It's great stimulant.

It's fantastic. Especially when you put it in a tobacco cigarette. I think everybody should at least try nicotine. See if they get addicted. It's worth stimulant. It's great stimulant. It's fantastic. Especially when you put it in a tobacco cigarette. I think everybody should at least try nicotine. See if they get addicted. It's worth a try. I don't, um... I'm sure nicotine has some actual, like... It is a stimulant at the end of the day.

If it wasn't paired with a cigarette, would it, like, could doctors... Do you mean, like, does nicotine have any good qualities? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a stimulant. So, just like caffeine, I guess, you know? It's got a... I need my nicotine. any good qualities? Yeah. I mean, it's a stimulant. So just like caffeine, I guess, you know. It's got a... I need my nicotine. Because caffeine's good.

It's me slapping a patch on my forearm. Do you ever consider nicotine patches? No. No? I tried the gum and it made my mouth feel awful. Dude, the gum made my throat tingle. It's just disgusting. In a bad way.

Try the patches, man. Slap them on. Yeah. I would love to... When... I have a new prank on Jackson, okay? When Jackson's sleeping, I'm going to start putting nicotine patches on him. So he's going to suddenly just have this craving all the time. I feel like you've had this idea before.

I was going to do it. Actually, Jackson and I were going to do it to our friend Christian. Okay. Oh, yes. Okay. He would have this craving and have no idea what it's for. I need a cigarette. Would that happen? Would you just suddenly be craving cigarettes all the this craving and have no idea what it's for. I need a cigarette. Would that happen?

Would you just suddenly be craving cigarettes all the time, even if you've never smoked one? Well, since your brain connects it with, I don't know, because if you don't know it's nicotine, then how would your brain know to search it out? You'd probably just be agitated all the time. Until you gave someone a cigarette and all of a sudden it'd be like, whoa. Oh my God, yeah. And so you make their first experience with a cigarette something biblical, like something just it's a fucking religious experience. That's a way to guarantee an addiction to cigarettes is like if you really want to get someone addicted to cigarettes, do the nicotine patch thing for like a month straight. I've been like whenever Justin visits, I go to where he's sleeping.

And like while he's sleeping, I I smoke a cigarette next to him. I'll just kind of be on my phone. I'll smoke my cigarette, so hopefully the secondhand smoke and just being in that room will get him addicted, and I'll have a smoking buddy. I'm kidding. I really want to quit for good at some point, but I'm a son of a bitch.

I'm a fat piece of bitch. Hey, hey. You're not a fat piece of bitch, Ryan. You're a beautiful piece of awesome sauce. You know? Yeah. Oh, what's wrong with your leg? What's wrong?

Ryan's showing me his inner thigh right now and picking at something. Just an ingrown hair. Yikes, man. Yikes, that's no fun. Ingrown hairs aren't fun. Like plucking them. You ever had an ingrown toenail?

Yes. Not fun, dude. Not fun at all. That shit is not pleasant. You ever get, you know, because the nail starts to grow into your skin. Yeah. And so you have to take the sharp end of the, like, toenail clippers and, like, dig in a little bit and clip it. I don't want to.

It's actually very rewarding whenever I could, like, dig it out and little bit and clip it. I don't want to. It's actually very rewarding whenever I could like dig it out and just kind of solve it. Even though it sucked, it's like... I hate that, dude. It was like playing Operation on myself. Yeah. Because the steaks aren't...

They're about the same as the game Operation. You know, speaking of steaks... We went to a tiki steakhouse place yesterday. It was fucking delicious. It was. My favorite part about that meal was honestly probably the bread. The garlic bread was tight. Yeah, we were talking in the last podcast about carbs.

I shouldn't eat too many. Well, garlic bread is delicious. That's an exemption, right? Yeah, of course. When you're counting carbs, you don't have to worry about garlic bread. It's so good. You can just be like, yeah, whatever. The go-to option was gluten-free bread.

The option for the, wow, that's a lot clearer. That is nice, yeah. Okay. a lot clearer. That is nice, yeah. Okay. We ordered from a sandwich place today, and by default, it comes with gluten-free bread. And so I was like, I'll fucking try it. Not good. I don't like it. Gluten-free bread

is definitely, you can tell. It, like, breaks apart, like, styrofoam. Yeah, it's kind of crumbly. Gluten-free bread is definitely, you can tell. I just wish I had regular bread. I, I, I'm not a huge fan of gluten-free bread is definitely... I just wish I had regular bread. I'm not a huge fan of gluten-free bread. I've had good gluten-free pizza. Pizza's all right if it's gluten-free,

but I feel like a sandwich, gluten-free bread, it's just not the real deal, man. It's not the same shit. So is gluten, like, for normal people that don't have celiac or... Okay, is that what it's called? Or, like, a gluten intolerance. Is gluten, like like bad for you? Isn't it sugar?

Gluten? Glucose? Oh, I don't know. I don't actually really know what gluten is. Open the door. Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Come here. We need your expertise.

What is gluten? we need your expertise what is what is what's gluten is it is it a type of sugar or what is it no it's a cause I for some reason I was like

oh no I'm thinking sorry I'm thinking of glucose they just they just they just glue sorry gluten is I don't know

precisely the scientific it could kill you and you don't know what it is it's essentially what binds together a lot of the things in flour when you're baking bread.

Gluten is naturally occurring in a lot of grains and things like that, particularly wheat. That's why it's harder to make gluten-free things when you bake them because it's what keeps it all together. It acts as a glue almost. Is that why the bread I had today was more crumbly? Yeah, it's what keeps it all together. It acts as a glue almost. Is that why the bread

I had today was like more crumbly? Yeah, it's crumbly and it falls apart and it like, it almost tastes kind of stale. Yeah. Which is what you get from it,

which it kind of sucks. So like, so is it like a living hell because you're like, I fucking, well sometimes you cheat and you're like, yeah, fuck it,

I'll have gluten. I'm not like a celiac like some people are where like, if I eat it, I'll die. Or some people like, it literally like, eats their intestines, kind of.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. What happens if you eat gluten? You just get bad shits? Yeah. I get some really bad rashes sometimes on my skin or on my face. My lips will swell up. Is there a medication you can take before eating?

Yes, I actually found one in the last year. They have some pills that, they definitely help. You know, typically when I gluten, my poo-poos get very runny, wet, and smelly. This way they're not as smelly and they're more solid. I can testify on that one. Thank you very much.

For some reason I thought it was connected to sugars. Because I'm stupid and I link things that sound similar together. The gluten allergy just came up when I was in high school. Before when I was like in high school. Because like before that I was like, ooh, cakes, pizza, pastries. And I was like at my birthday party where I got like a shit ton of pizza. And like my lips are just like massive on my face.

I'm just like a little kid at like his, you know, 10th grade birthday party. I have like these massive red lips. That sounds horrifying. Do you have any pictures of that day when you had big old lips? Probably somewhere. I'm sure I can find them. Big old red lips. See, you don't even have to do the Kylie Jenner challenge.

You just got to eat some pizza or something. I've never seen your lips swollen. I want to see this now. Can we see how bad it can get? There's a loaf of bread. Go eat all the bread. Let's do it. Eat all the bread.

Well, it sucks. I miss bread so much. You'll have it every now and then, right? Jackson, what are the odds you have to go eat a slice of bread right now? That's going to hurt me. I know. So what are the odds? No.

It's not just an inconvenience. It medically, physically, it affects them. Jackson, if you don't eat this piece of bread, we're taking away your health insurance. Okay. I haven't gotten sick yet anyway. I think I'm good. I don't need that stuff. Ryan, what are the odds you eat a piece of bread? I don't gotten sick yet anyway I think I'm good I don't need that stuff Ryan what are the odds you eat a piece of bread

I don't want to oh dude that's a good one I know you should save that one what was the one Jackson bet you last night it was what are the odds

you have to sleep with all your lights on tonight yeah the most obnoxiously inconvenient it's just inconvenient and mine was to him

because that one was a backfire to mine because I said, what are the odds are you have to sleep with dubstep playing. I wasn't that opposed to that because I was like I can put it me and Matt's room for the next quarter.

So as long as you know it's bothering Matt, you can sleep easy. The speaker just points toward him so it's like... I'll just hear it through the wall, like... That would be horrible. It would just be, like, coming through the wall real annoyingly. Which I actually, I never even hear you playing music in your room. You play music in your room? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. I don't hear it. I hear you playing music in your room. It's because I got that sub Yeah. Really? Yeah. I don't hear it. I hear you playing music in your room. It's because I got that subwoofer, yeah. But you usually keep your speakers rather loud. Yeah.

I would say your speakers are usually the loudest out of... Well, see, I have that little Bluetooth speaker that I used. That one's awful.

You came out, he came out with that one and it was the most obnoxious thing I've ever heard. It's like the size of like a golf ball. It's a Fortnite Bluetooth speaker that we got at Best Buy.

That's a Peely and it's, it literally sounds like an old Nokia cell phone like playing a song out loud. It's so bad. It's great. It has a little keychain too

so I can just keep it on my purse and it'll just be like, Where is it? It's at home because I'd never charged it. Oh, so you did take it is it? It's at home because I'd never charge it. Oh, so you did take it home. Well, I was like, I need to charge it. I'll take it home and charge it and bring it back.

I just forgot to bring it back. Damn, you got to bring that back. Like ASAP. Fuck. I'm just going to turn this up and play some music in the room. Okay, yeah. Thank you very much. Can you turn that up?

Will it play music in here? Yeah, I'm playing music right now. Oh, yeah. There it is. What you listening to? What you listening to? Just my monthly playlist. I don't know exactly what artist this is right now, but...

I forgot, if I just turn up that dial on the wall, it's going to play music out loud in the room. Yeah. That's pretty neat. It's nice, and it's fine in the other room, so you can even hear it. I know, that's nice. Well, thank you for the gluten interview.

Of course. You have a good rest of your day. Have a good podcast. Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to

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lad sweet little lad you know a hard worker significant within the company a hard uh a nice face to wake up to absolutely look i see that mustache i see that mustache and those beautiful those beautiful eyes looking at me and then i am in and then the echoing of some kind of joke about brain or dome it's beautiful it's a great thing to wake up to uh which is a large part of the hotline miami uh oh playing footsie the The large part of Hotline Miami were those jokes. Oh, yeah. In the later episodes, especially. That's just all it was.

It's good shit. I think for an episode, it was like nothing but for a bit. I'm pretty sure it was, too. Justin will have fun editing those. I can't wait. Can we talk about, this is a little bit late news by the time this podcast drops, but maybe a little somebody in this room, maybe two of the people in this office

were on a certain TV show known as Ellen. Oh, yeah. Because it was a day where we were working on The Office and you stayed behind to get the wires and stuff. I was setting up the wiring for the recording. We went out to get furniture and other just basic stuff for the office, I guess. And perusing around, and all of a sudden, this girl started talking to Justin.

I was like, hey. She was like, can I talk? I forget. She said, can we just talk? Yeah, can we just talk? And to Justin, I was like, ugh. And so I dipped out of there. You see it

in the video you just like abandoned just be like whoop because like she gave this vibe off honestly um because if you're i guess she gave this vibe off like it was she was like a very uncomfortable fan almost and all of a sudden like i saw that she was like talking to justin constantly smiling and like it just gave off this weird vibe and all of a sudden like saw that she was talking to Justin constantly smiling and it just gave off this weird vibe and all of a sudden Justin started having this weird face

like what she was saying was odd and I was like okay this is definitely weird what's going on here he's like I don't understand yeah he's like I don't understand

it's on Ellen's channel you can go check it out to the Ikea real lyrics in real life Ellen featuring Super Mega because Jackson, Ryan, and Justin are- And Harrison. Oh, Harrison's in it too.

Harrison's in the establishing shot of that scene. They all appear on Ellen. Yeah. So you guys came home and you're like, we were just on Ellen. I was like, shut the fuck up. Seriously? I know. No way.

Look at us. We made it big. We made it big. I'm so proud of you guys. It's funny because in that same day, I think Justin and I also saw Jay Leno driving in his Batmobile or whatever he was. Fucking, that's a day of talk show hosts. That's insane.

I know. The universe is weird. It is really weird. But I've been looking for it. I was like, maybe they're not going to use it. And they used it. I knew kind of they had to use it because after they because they have to tell you that they're filming yeah you're seeing the turn shit because they're a show blah blah

blah blah did they make you guys all sign stuff and uh i just knew that just justin's reaction and kind of like he starts walking away fast like he's in the video subtitles like walk fast like walk faster like something like that who said that i i feel like that was justin like because like uh jackson i think was almost like blocking his way with the cart or buggy classic but um yeah that was that was i'm on ellen i never thought i would be on ellen so you can say you made it you can say i can say i've been on ellen you just start telling people like yeah i've been on ellen then it's like when I show them, it's like, oh. Like you weren't even the subject of the joke at all.

But technically. But I was on Ellen. You can say I've been on Ellen. How many people have been on Ellen? A lot of people. Think of all the studio audience. Tens of thousands. But you're able to say, without lying, yeah, I've been on Ellen.

So if you're trying to impress someone. Not including the studio audience. I have been. I was a part of the Ellen show. Exactly, dude. You were a part of the Ellen show. So I was... Now Ellen is...

No, she probably doesn't watch that shit. Yeah. Well, you're in the... Did they ever... You went to Bill Maher a while ago. I'm not in that. I don't think so. We did find ourselves in an old Jimmy Kimmel episode.

I'm in a Conan episode. We went with Mark. Mark, yeah. Because I think we We went with Mark. Mark, yeah. Because I think we found ourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're in the beginning, I think, in the audience. Because we're kind of front-ish. Me and Ross are in an episode of Conan,

and you can just see us sitting in the audience because they zoomed in on the guy next to Ross. Yep. And Ross was like, they're making faces. Conan, of all the talk shows I've seen, Conan was by far the best. Conan was entertaining the they treated the audience great had a good time felt very welcome a lot of fun he doesn't get political am i right folks yeah you're right it was really fun though conan conan's a good entertainer jimmy kimmel uh was also uh fun that's when andrew garfield

was doing an interview for something. That's right. It wasn't for Silence, was it? No, no, no, no. This was for... I don't know. It wasn't for Spider-Man, maybe. No way. No, it was for an independent film he did. I think so. And the girl from Victorious. Yeah, and it's so... I think for me,

that kind of, not ruined it, but I can't watch talk show stuff anymore really cause I'm just oh this is just an awkward sometimes silent auditorium and they're like okay let's do that again

you wanna try that again or do you wanna go again but it all flows so smoothly when you see it on like the internet or television that's how our videos are though like when we're recording podcasts and shit they'll be like big moments of silence and it's like that's what you want to talk about we don't have a live studio

audience that's oh man if we did the podcast live to a studio that'd be so uncomfortable there's some people who get people like get there's some podcasts that get people to like sit in I know the oh what's it called? The Double Toasted is this podcast that talks about

the topical stuff, but mostly movies. They derived from an old website called spill.com where it was animated. It was, I think his name is Corey Coleman. He would animate just him and his friends reviewing movies. And then now he does a podcast with one of those people used to be on the show Harmontown has the live audience yeah that has a like a very specific live audience this one has just kind of like a couch that sometimes people

come and sit and watch them record a podcast really yeah so it'd be like if if we had a couch over to the left somewhere it's like Jackson and Harrison and some people could just sit that's kind of cool. Yeah. I don't mind that because then it's just more people that can jump into a conversation. Yeah.

If we ever do a live podcast setup, that'd be cool just to have extra chairs so anyone can kind of just jump in if they want. Like the audiences can just get on stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, when I say live podcast, I mean like a camera podcast, not like live on stage podcast because we've done live podcasts. Live podcasts are always like, that's why we strayed away from it in our show. Because our show used to just be a live podcast. And then now it's more kind of like bit based. It's like our channel, variety.

Doing a live podcast, it's trickier because it's like, I can talk about a bunch of boring shit on this podcast and it's fine. But if you talk about boring shit on stage, then you're giving a boring performance. Like the stakes are higher. We've never done any let's play shit on stage. We've never done any live let's play stuff. I think for me, it's more I like the variety. And with a game, it could take up a little too like too long unless it was kind of like a game. too long unless it was kind of like a game

we kind of threw together quickly just for the show like in terms of a fake game show where people have voting devices type shit maybe like that. I like that. I would love to incorporate a game show into our live show. Yeah. Or

we make our own video game that we play during the show. We just play it. Isn't this fun guys we should do a let's play but just not speak just no commentary we're just like the worst so it's like all right we're so uh we're playing mario maker 2 and let's press start dude imagine if we were like we uh come see super mega live where you get to see the finale of spongebob and like that's you you either show up to that show or you don't get to see the finale unless someone shittily records it off of a cell phone or something one of the shows you shouldn't do what live shows please

don't upload videos from our live shows to youtube because it's not fair to the people that paid to be there. And it's also shitty because we, I think we asked pretty nicely. Jesus, Ryan. It's knocked your damn microphone. That was a spin. Oops. Okay. Yeah. So fun little reminder.

Also, if you, cause, cause we do, uh, if you film the show and then put it online, then it's like, well, we can't do that bit again because now it's like, cause, because because like just like a stand-up comedian or something we do repeat bits because we're in a different city so like like oh this one worked really well in orlando let's let's do this one again it's a lot of like trial and error too yeah exactly so it's like oh that that bit worked well let's do that again in the next show but it's like it didn't work well let's not do that again exactly but then because it's on youtube and people have already seen that, then when you see the joke, it's like, oh,

I've already seen them make these jokes. So then it kind of ruins the surprise of the show. So please don't upload them. And if you have uploaded videos, we, we strongly, we kindly request

that you remove those. I think at the end of the day, it just comes down to just being respectful of our wishes when we, when we, um,

make them known at the show, you know? you know also i i get embarrassed by myself when i see videos of myself on stage so please take them please take them self-conscious yeah but uh the shows are fun we got our texas tour coming up pretty soon it's our last tour of 2019 thank god it's gonna be uh it's gonna be fun though it's only three shows i'm ready just to relax yeah i'm ready for for November to just stay home. Just be in LA and that's it. I don't want to go anywhere.

And most of December, too, until Christmas. Oh, yeah, it's going to be like two months. Oh, thank God. My aunt texted me. I love traveling and touring's fun, but sometimes you always get homesick. Regardless, I feel like there's always a point where I'll miss Lego.go i'll miss just being home i'll miss just being in my bed well when i first moved out here playing my video for the first like three months uh three years i lived out here i would get homesick for south carolina but now i get homesick for la when i go to south

carolina and i'm like i just want to get back and and also isn't that a weird thing it's like it just flips there's there's there is that moment Cause I had the moment too, where at the start of it, I honestly, I think it's honestly worked kind of the opposite, a weird way for me. Cause I used to not want to, I used to be like, I don't want to go home. Ah, fuck South Carolina. I love it out here in LA. And now I do still love it out in LA but I do yearn for home more but then now when I go home after being like oh I'm so homesick I get there and I'm like oh it's not as like there's not much to do anymore I think it's because you friends have moved on

we miss the good because you know you built really good memories at home you built like with all your friends and stuff but then when you go back you realize like oh I missed that stuff not specifically coming back if if there's no regrets i have but it does make me uh i don't know the the youtuber uh crying on his pile of gold whatever you know that comment you have a pile of gold it's ryan we need to talk about this when did you get gold I just took it out of our account

we have a gold account we have like just bricks of gold dude I have all the Patreon money I invested in gold but you know what I'm saying like those comments it's just like if there's one thing that does make me sad sometimes when I kind of look at the grand scheme of things

it's how gay you are yeah that I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt a serious moment no it's okay that's that's what we're known for we can never get a conversation or serious conversation what makes you sad is is just that um I won't be able to get that time back that I could have spent with friends back home because I didn't get that many friends out here in terms of people to hang out with when I first moved out here. Like even it took a few years for me to get people that I normally like would hang out with.

I mean, you're included in just kind of like just because I lived with you. So, you know, sometimes you just want to get out of the house. I wasn't really hanging out. You know what I mean? It was just we didn't really hang out. We just existed together. Yeah, and so- Because it's different between going out and, like, having a fun day

and, like, going to the movies and, like, doing some fun shit as opposed to just, like, being in the apartment together. Because that- Yeah, we're hanging out, but we're not really hanging. It's not, like, special. Yeah. Kind of like with a significant other, you can just hang out a lot, but then, like, date night is more special. Yeah. We didn't have enough date nights no we didn't unfortunately well we should

have a date night soon there's always there's always we should have a nice little ryan and ryan and matt i would love to man i love ryan and matt i'll you leave the tucker brothers home and i'll leave lego home you're always bringing him to restaurants bring him out too much he's wild at restaurants man sometimes he has to take the seat and you have to just kind of stand there. It's uncomfortable, yeah. But I just remember moments of going home when my friends were still in college and there was a lot to do because they were on campus and I would sleep over at their dorms and stuff.

It was this nice experience. And now it's kind of calmed down to where I'll go and visit and I'll go hang out with friends for like a couple hours. I remember back in college, we used to get, you know, a lot more fucked up. And now it's a lot more relaxed while we do partake every now and then in some alcohol. You know what I mean? Yeah. Take a sip.

It's not, it's, I'm not going to say it's not as fun, but it's definitely a more laid back vibe. Everyone's older. Everyone's getting married now. My friends are starting to get married. I'm going to a wedding. I know. I'm going to a wedding soon. One of my friends that I used to work with and was really good friends with in high school,

he's just about to get married in 2020. I want to bring this up. I want to bring this up. Okay. Actually, yes. Let's bring it up. How small is this fucking world, dude? Like our world in particular.

Because... We never knew each other until we met each other out in California. So we didn't know each other back in South Carolina. Nope. But my best friend from high school is getting married soon to... To a particular girl who happens to be the sister of my first girlfriend from like youth group. Completely unrelated. Just somehow it worked out that way.

So you could actually come to the wedding with me and see your first girlfriend. I could see your fucking dad. I don't want to say their names and shit, of course. See the guy that called you Dusky? Yeah, he's the guy that called me Dusky. My friend marrying her is is quite a bit more uh to quote dusky than you were oh yeah he's like like strongly filipino i'm pretty sure he had to he had to he's he's he's the one that and i quote at one point said i'm not racist

i'm just prejudice so uh I'm just prejudice. So, uh... It's like those people that say, like, I'm not racist, but I'm a race realist. But good for your friend for breaking those boundaries and forcing their dad to... I know, I know. Get used to the idea of a brown Filipino boy

marrying his daughter. Stuffing himself inside of his daughter for the rest of his life. God, if I ever see that family again. So we heard you're a YouTuber now, and we went and listened to one of your podcasts, just clicked a random one, and you were talking about us. And you were talking about my daughter, my precious daughter. And then he puts up the quote, stuffed?

Listen, he has only recently deflowered her, and that was once. Only one time. Deflowering, that's a gross-ass term. It just means undressing, right? No, like, to take I'm pretty sure deflowering is like pop the cherry, like, when you lose your virginity. Hold on a second, let's get another opinion. This is the Jackson

show. Jackson's deflowered many of women. Don't give him a hint. Jackson! Jackson! Come here real quick! You fuck? I might be wrong on this actually, but that's what I always thought. Hold on. What does the term deflower mean? Like to deflower?

To take someone's virginity. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. I always thought it was just to take someone's clothes off. No, because think about it. A flower represents innocence, right? Or I thought. I always thought it was just to take someone's clothes off. No, you deflower them. Think about it. A flower represents innocence, right? Or a vagina. Exactly, and you're deflowering.

You're taking the petals off of that beautiful vagina and making it some gross stuffed cunt. It's called deflowering because you're taking their flower, which is represented by the vagina, because once you take it, no other man will want to be with her. Oh. Yeah. Which is true.

It's true. Because once you take it, no other man will want to be with her. Oh. Yeah. Which is true. It's true. Also, if a woman cheats on their husband. Well, if that happens, then the second hymen breaks.

And the husband can tell because there's a particular scent. Yeah. Smells like adultery. Smells like the second hymen's been busted. He'll notice because his wife will be much looser which the only way that happens is by women sleeping with multiple men yeah I took a in 8th grade

they made me take a sex ed class the teacher didn't say this stuff but some kid beside me told me about it it's like the AP level I think that's why when at least when I was a teenager in youth group, if you farted and it was an airy fart, people were like, are you getting fucked in the ass, boy? That's a, that's a, that's a...

They said that in youth group? That... Like, the youth leaders asked you that? No, no, not the bastards. Are you getting fucked in the ass, boy? But, like, the, like, kind of like the seniors like the seniors where like we were younger, we'd be like. They'd be like. Like the senior citizens?

That sounded a little loose. It's like, what? You need those tight farts. That's how you know nothing's been in your ass. Where have you been sticking up your ass? So they, so basically they were just trying to make sure you had the tightest asshole possible. Hold on. Come here.

How many fingers can I, can I stick in? Three. Oh, that's gay, Ryan. I should barely be able to fit a pinky in there. But look at it. I can kind of squeeze in a... Oh, four! Oh my goodness. Good lord.

You're too loose for this to not be the Catholic Church. Now hold on. Can something cylindrical fit in there? Oh, I could fit my entire penis. Ryan, this is so gay of you. I love the concept that like, sucking a dude's dick is gay, but getting your dick sucked by a dude is not gay. No, it's simple logic. Yeah. Because if you are doing the fucking of any kind, you are the one committing the act.

But if you're receiving, it's not, you're just receiving an act. No, no, no, no, no. The other way around though with anal sex. It's the same way with anal sex. If you get fucked in the ass, you're gay. If you get fucked in the ass, that's for a game.

Okay, if you're the one pitching and you're the one thrusting into a man, you're the gay one. But if the man is riding you and he's going, and getting his cute fat little kind of like peach fuzz ass just thumping on

your balls and cock, he's the gay one, not you. No, I'm pretty sure the way they talk about it in prison and stuff is whoever receives it is the gay one. Well, the way they talk about it in youth group... Sounds like Matthew's batting for the other team over here.

Uh-oh. This whole time I've been just like sucking dudes off because I thought it made me more straight. It's like, what? I just let dudes fuck me. I thought getting fucked was straight. Is that Danny's voice? Yeah. Wait a second, lovelies.

I think I made a grave error. Oh, no. I have a serious lapse in judgment here. I think I'm gay. Oh, man. It's okay. I still have my hymen. Actually, Danny, some bad news about that hymen.

Imagine, well, oh, dude, there was a point when Brent lost his virginity. Imagine Brent as Dan's gynecologist. Now, Dan, let me see inside that pussy. Imagine Brent as a gynecologist. No. That's like, I that pussy. Imagine Brent is a gynecologist. No. I feel like that should not be federally allowed. I like the sound of that. Lightning strikes, the dark

the sky darkens and thunder claps. I love there's a kid when people were like joking about how they become a gynecologist and they look at pussy all day but it's like realistically that's like You're not gonna want any pussy after that. Just like, nice nice here's the thing like yeah i remember guys in middle school like oh yeah dude i want to become a gynecologist i can just see pussy all day it's like you're gonna be seeing like 65 year olds like

infected pussies like well yeah yeast infections are very popular you're gonna be smelling that's disgusting that the woman's body can do that. I know. Penises, we don't have to deal with any of that. Can we make bread from that? You actually probably, you can make yogurt from a woman's vagina.

Don't you put it in yogurt? Yeah, you can make yogurt from a woman's vagina. From vaginal yeast. Yeah, which I saw, there's videos of that.

Would you ever eat that for a video with me? No. Here's the thing, Ryan, you have to say yes, and then we give you Chobani, and we make Matt eat that. That would suck.

Or can you make, like, a Danimals with it? Oh, like, yogurt? Like, this is pussy yogurt, though. I don't think I could get past the fact that it was... Why? Because a woman's body is disgusting to you, Ryan? What if it's from a cow with the yeast infection? You're already eating dairy from that, so it's not much different. That is true.

I feel like it's much... It's the same thing. I would rather eat an animal's cock than a human's cock. Well, honestly, for me, above all else, it's the word infection that makes it unappetizing. No, it's not from a yeast. You don't make it from a yeast infection. It's just that... But from a yeast infection it's just that but if a yeast infection is there that's more yeast for the taking that's true that's more

you can produce more product it's a surplus crop yeah so it's so it's so it's really a good idea to get to get to have dirty sex so the woman can produce more yeast exactly or or like wash your cock and balls with like men's deodorized body wash. So there's up to the chance of a yeast infection occurring. Just throw some flour in there. Yeah. You know, just take a handful of flour. Some salt.

Yeah. You know, make a nice little. This is disgusting. This is a disgusting conversation. God, why are. Okay. I'm going to be like, we're on a roll with disgusting. Is this every podcast?

Every podcast we get into something like this. I feel like it's been at least the last 10 we've talked about. Pretty nasty stuff. But then I'm like, is it the last 10 or is it the last 162 episodes that we've. Exactly. I mean, I think from the beginning we've talked. It goes in phases. There's episodes that are grosser than others.

And then there's ones where we talk about vagina. Yeast. Yeast. So. But we're just being all inclusive here at the Super Megaplex. We're not just talking about dick balls and cum. We're talking about hymens. Dick balls, cum, and pussy.

Exactly. We're talking about pussy too. You know how some older men, especially southern men, are kind of scared of the word vagina for some reason? They just won't say it. I'm scared of vagina in general. What if I call it... That's why you're not going to be here when the bitches come over.

Yeah, keep cleaning. I thought they weren't allowed. No, the bitches are coming over today. We already told you this. You're not allowed. They're not allowed to be here with you here as well. I'm going to go on a walk

when that happens. I'll sit on the curb. No, you can get over home. We're closing the blinds so you can't peek through again, though. We're going to be making some vaginal yogurt. I'm going to be making some vaginal yogurt. I'm just going to be, like, peeking through.

Jackson Cam. A peeping jack. Ooh, we should put Jackson Cam on a porn video. I'm going to, like, drill a hole in the wall and, like, put a poster up over there so I can, like, move it to the side. Oh, man. Well, uh. I'll let you get back to it. Yeah.

Thanks, buddy. Thank you very much. Thank you for clearing that up. Oh, and would you look at that buddy. Thank you for clearing that up. Oh, and, would you look at that? It's time for an ad break. For my next trick, I'm going to make Ryan disappear and do these ad reads all by myself.

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Magic. Now I will make Ryan reappear. Welcome back, buddy. Hey. Those were some good ads, especially the Audible one. I just had to say something. Did you spill ice on the carpet? Luckily, it wasn't like coffee, Matthew it was just ice did you see my

method of cleaning it up was just rubbing it around the carpet to spread it out a little bit more so it would dry quicker yeah it's really good do a little ASMR with this I this is good for ASMR I feel like if I'm in an ASMR video I'd be sipping a drink like this and just be like, Hey, guys. I think maybe you filled up a little more with liquid. It's a little too sharp. We should do an ASMR video for real. We should do an ASMR video where we eat 12 hard tacos.

Don't say a word. We should do a mukbang. Okay. I mean, mukbang is pretty big right now. Is there any type of technology where we could put tiny microphones inside of our throats? Dude, can we just get lavs? Dude, can we get just lav mics legitimately just for the ASMR video of us eating, like the mukbang? Just actually have the mic in our mouth while we eat?

We might bite down on it and break our teeth. Well, I mean, if you put the mic, like, in the back, you know, to the side and kind of keep it there with your tongue. Okay. I'd be really curious as to what that would sound like. That'd be horrible. Oh, yeah. And it'd probably peak. It'd be peaking like crazy.

It'd be blowing out, like, all the audio. You could get some clean audio if you wanted. Tucker could figure something out. Here, drill a hole in your cheek. Like, poke a little hole and stick it through there, like Steve-O. Oh, yeah. And then Tucker can hold it on a boomstick and be like, great, and with headphones on. What about my boomstick? What boomstick?

It's a Ash vs. Evil Dead reference. Ash vs. Evil... Versus the Evil Dead. I haven't seen it. No, not Ash vs. the Evil Dead reference. Sorry, it's... Fuck. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Dead. I haven't seen it. No, not Ash versus the Evil Dead reference. Sorry, it's... Tucker and Dale versus...

There's Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and then Army of Darkness, yeah. Oh, okay. From Army of Darkness. Was there a movie, something Tucker and Dale? Tucker and Dale versus Evil. Okay, so it's Tucker and my father. I liked it.

I still haven't seen Shaun of the Dead. You should. Oh, let me do something before I forget. Earlier we were talking, before all of that Hyman stuff, we were talking about traveling and how we're excited. My aunt, who I don't see that often, messaged me this morning and was like, please come back to South Carolina for Thanksgiving. A lot of the cousins are going to be in town

and it'd be really nice. And I straight up was like, nope. Harrison's cooking this year. Sorry, sorry, aunt. Sorry, I'm not. I just told her, I was like, I already have plans. Because Harrison's, he, last year the Thanksgiving meal he made.

Did I come to, no, no, no, no. Y'all, you invited me to this year's. Come to this year, dude. It's going to be fucking incredible. Like the food is just. That wasn't me forcing, that wasn't me going, oh yeah, you invited me well I actually didn't even remember

so that could you could have just easily slid just in like yeah you invited me and I'd be like oh yeah I guess I did sometimes I on holidays

I like the whole melancholy vibe of being at my place and ordering like you like being melancholy on holidays ordering some Chinese

I don't know it's just a nice vibe just kind of chill yeah just kind of chill. Yeah. Just kind of like a, like I'm going to order Chinese food and sit down. I say melancholy because it's not like, it's not like, hey, what's up? Oh my God. Haha, I'm having.

It's more of a. Because whenever you're playing a video game, for example, you're, you're having fun, but you're never visibly having fun. You're just kind of just like. How is that possible? Because usually when you're having fun like with friends and stuff you're smiling is it to like code to each other that hey i'm having fun is that the basis that's the reason we smile that's the reason i wonder if it's like like an

unspoken communicative thing you know where it's like it's a social cue so to show you're having fun like sublim like subconsciously you're these things are happening you're showing the signal because yeah when you're playing a video game or when i'm doing something really fun on the computer i'm not sitting there like smiling i know there'll be sometimes where i like laugh a little bit or i'll be like oh like i will sometimes just be like oh i love that like i'll just say that but very rarely like why smile on a roller coaster but not you know when you do a smoking crack? Those are both very fun and the endorphins are going crazy, but

why do you only smile when you're around other people? But even like if I'm smoking crack around other people, I'm not gonna smile. You know? I'll look like a goofy fool. Sometimes, actually. Depends on the... You ever done crack out of a spork? No, I haven't. Shit's

whack, dude dude shit sounds whack I smoked crack out of an apple really good shit you smoked crack out of a narwhal though? narwhals? ever smoke weed out of some bacon? dude only when the narwhal baconed at midnight

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They're the cute versions of the gremlin creatures. Like get them as pets? Yeah. I watched the red letter media of gremlins too, and now they're on my mind. Oh, man. I would love to get a pet for The Office. I want to rewatch the first gremlins.

I've never seen gremlins. Steven Spielberg had a big part in it. Really? Well, I mean, he produced it. I wouldn't say a big part in it. Forget the director's name.

They were ranting and raving about him. I had no idea. But the director is just a fun guy. It was by Amblin Entertainment. Amblin.

They made E.T., didn't they? Yeah, that's Steven Spielberg. Oh, okay. What about if we got a pet for the Super Megaplex, what would we get? A monkey. Just release a bunch of ferrets.

Dude, ferrets are so cute, but they smell so bad. That's like the worst smelling we all knew a kid that had a ferret. To any of our podcast listeners who have ferrets, we know what kind of person you are, just by the fact that you own a ferret. It's disgusting. I bet your room smells like feces. I bet you let them pee on your carpet.

I bet you don't wash your hair for like months on end. I bet you just sit at home and watch Let's Plays while your ferret shits and pisses all over your room. Matt, can I ask you to do something rare that we don't do on the podcast so much? What? Ferret people be like, and then throw up a picture of a disgusting fucking human being. Well, what if that person

sees that I used the picture and they're like, what the hell? Then make it a meme so it's like, they're like, I'm a meme so I'm used for everything.

All right. It's done. Thanks, dude. I put it up on screen. Thanks, dude. Did you? If you're watching on YouTube right now,

it's up on screen. If you're listening on streaming services, tough shit. You're just going to have to imagine what I threw up. Or go to the YouTube link. And give us a view. We're evil. We're evil fucking businessmen.

No, we've been putting this podcast on streaming services before YouTube. Bitch. And I hope you guys have been liking that. Because we've actually been consistent. We've been uploading it consistently. Bitches. Bitches. Bitches. What's up, bitches?

What's up, bitches? It's Chad Ward. Bitches. We gotta get Freddy back on here so he can say his bitch. Bitch. Bitch. It's such a, like a... Bitch.

Bitch. Who are you, Jesse Pinkman? Bitch. We gotta get Freddy back on here. Listen here, Mr. White. You bitch. Jordan Peterson stars as adult Aaron Paul, like Jesse Pinkman, in the new Breaking Bad movie. I'm so glad I got away from Walter.

Jordan Peterson's in rehab. I was afraid he would be like a lobster in... You're spoiling Breaking Bad. Fuck that. It's been a... Yeah. Jackson hasn't seen it. Leave it out.

Has he not? No. Oh, shit. I keep trying to tell him to watch it. He's like, oh, I'll get to it. I'm like, dude, it's so good. You gotta watch Breaking Bad. What an idiot.

I know. What a fucking... He just slid something under the door. Oh, it's the mat that goes in front of our house the welcome but it says come inside with cum yeah we had a pair of tims just on there on our on the floor it was it was because it was rolled up so we had to put some tims on it to you know keep it down so it's so if anyone came to deliver something or during that day yes they would just see a pair of Tims and a map that says come inside. We're awful.

God, I'm sure. And to mention. Like if I walked up to that, I'd automatically just make assumptions of those people. Oh, just like. And that was around the same period where I had the balls hanging off the back of my truck. Yep. I mean, not my truck. You still have that picture too.

Yeah, I do. And I'm so. I'll say it again. I am so upset. Wait a second. What? This is coming out before we talked about that. So I can't...

Okay. You know what? I don't want to spoil anything. In an upcoming series, you will... You guys will hear about... About the nuts.

The story of the nuts. The nuts story. Prepare for that. It's an arc, actually. It's in a series that's coming out for Spooky Mega called? Costume Quest? Yep. Yeah, it's definitely an arc.

I think. I think it's Costume Quest. I don't think it's Hotline Miami. I think it's Costume Quest, but it's an arc, so get ready for it. It's definitely not filler episodes. You want to tune into the saga of these nuts. This year's Spooky Mega is bound to be epic. It really is.

I'm very excited. We've been, this is the first year, we're like, you know what? Let's fucking start on this shit early instead of not the week of. So we've been, you know, it's right now, it's like mid or towards late September. So we're like, let's start knocking it out. We've already recorded like 11 episodes of Spooky Mega, and it's not even October yet. I know.

Feeling good, feeling good. The only problem is, I just want to put this out there just in case, you know, that we are still trying to figure out the recording aspect. You have heard it, I believe, in a recent podcast, and we're trying to figure out the problem sometimes there will be a pop and stuff will skip which fucks up uh sometimes us cutting up the podcast and some episodes syncing them um so right now just remember we're we're we're still learning and getting stuff trying to get it there, working at 100%. It's at like 90 right now.

No fuck-ups? Yeah, it's at 90. Just that audio problem. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Actually, if anyone can help us out, when we record audio using Adobe Audition CC, the 2019 version, sometimes randomly it will just pop or stop. It'll be like... It'll skip ahead like 5 seconds.

When you're trying to sync up audio with gameplay, Justin, when he's trying to do that, it's really difficult because it'll randomly get out of sync. Sometimes we'll be talking and a good segment will have to be cut out because the middle of it is just... The mixer we're using... What does that say? A Yamaha. A Yamaha mixer?

What is it? MG10XUu we're using amazon uh xlr cables i believe these are amazon xlr cables and we're using uh sennheiser microphones yeah sennheiser mhx yes wait. Sennheiser, where's the microphone? People have been wondering this for a while, too, like what equipment we use. We should actually probably just do a video on that. Hold on, guys. Sennheiser MKH416P48. Okay.

It's the microphones we use. So if any of you are like, what do they use? Thanks, patrons. Yeah. Using the patron money, we were able to fund this whole office, get these computers for recording, get the mixer, get the microphones, the cables, the couch, the TV, consoles, games. McDonald's for the people putting in soundproofing.

Yeah, McDonald's for those people. We only allowed them to get four-count McNuggets each, though. Yeah, and they can only have either water or we pay for milk because we want them to be. Lots of things. We want them to have strong bones. No soda. No soda. Absolutely no soda.

We don't want them getting cramps in the middle of putting up the soundproof. No. And exactly. The thing is like, what do we want to. Here's the thing. We give them soda. Ten years from now, they could, they could, their teeth could be right on. They could have a cavity.

And then what? They could look back and be like, you know what? It was that job I did. They gave me soda that rotted my teeth out, I'm gonna sue them, they're liable just like they're probably gonna do that anyway for the amount of asbestos in this office this is actually a

do you think there's asbestos in this place? because judging by some parts of this office I'm like, this, this place is pretty old. Yeah. Um,

we've been told by multiple maintenance people, how old this place is, how old and decrepit. A lot of the utilities are, I'm like, like there's like lamps in here. And I remember like, I looked at the plug and I was like,

is this plug from the fucking fifties? And then like a bunch of the other things like just utilities around the super megaplex which as you guys know is just a place we rented out but it's like it's old so it's got me wondering like I wonder if there's asbestos in these walls. I wonder

what's for dinner? Dinner. Dinner. Great man it's so funny. Asbest is scary you don't even know what's there so is black mold and lead paint and gasoline there's gasoline everywhere dude it's breathing in all day dude how my biggest fear is that you know i come outside i see a bunch of puddles outside i think it rains i'm smoking cigarette, and I throw it on the street because the birds come and pick up and use it for nesting.

They make nests out of it. You're helping the environment. I'm afraid that I'll set the whole neighborhood on fire. You can see gasoline's shiny, right? So is water. Well, I mean, gasoline has that kind of like rainbow shit, right? Or is that just oil? I don't know.

I guess gasoline might have that. Yeah. Well, that's why before I do, I taste every puddle to make sure it's not gasoline. I've had many infections, but it's made my immune system stronger. I love sniffing gasoline. It smells so good. After I'm done with the pump, I'll squeeze a little bit more out of the pump into the palm of my hand and just... The thing, you know, there's people out there that do that, though.

No, are there? Of course, dude. In all of the world, there's some person that's just like, they'll splash a little on their hand. Or they just like use it as cologne. Use it as a cologne. On the neck. Why does gasoline smell so good? I don't know.

That's the weird thing, right? Because when you smell gasoline, it's like an instant. It doesn't smell like appetizing good. It just smells like a drug. Like, you know how. I mean, is it. It's like. Does it smell good because.

I'm getting lightheaded. Does it smell good because it's like making you feel good? When people sniff glue and Sharpies. Like a chemical? Exactly. Or is it like. I never sniffed glue. I never sniff lightheaded. Does it smell good because it's like making you feel good? When people sniff glue and Sharpies. Exactly. Or is it like. I never sniffed glue. I never sniffed glue either. I sniffed Sharpies and magic marker and shit like that though.

I've never. Not like. Like I would just like. Do you like the smell of Sharpies? Remember when they made them purposely scented? Yes. And so they actually just had a bunch of kids sniffing markers. They still do that.

Kids are still out there just. Mmm. Strawberries. I remember like in elementary school kids would like pretend to like bunch of kids sniffing markers. They still do that. Kids are still out there just, mmm, strawberries. I remember in elementary school, kids would pretend to get high off sniffing Sharpies. Why can't they just make those but make them Sharpie-scented? Therefore, it's not bad to sniff it, and it still smells like a Sharpie. That's true. What makes Sharpies smell like that? Is there alcohol in Sharpies, think an ink the blood there is

alcohol in it because it makes it that's what makes it dry so fast i think i think i don't know but but but why i want to know the gasoline thing what about it for this thumbnail it can just be you and me just playing with gasoline squirting each other and sniffing it there wasn't my strange addiction about the about the woman that was like obsessed. She'd just have cups all around her house of gasoline and just sniff. Oh, God. I'm sure that's not good for your brain. I feel like the reason it's good is because it's a rare little like

you kind of like walk into a shoe store. But it smells good when you smell it. But it's not conventional. Yeah, but if it was around all the time, I'd be like ugh, I'm tired of this gasoline. I'm getting headaches. I wonder if it would make you does it make you high? Does it give you like an endorphin rush?

Is that why it smells good? In some way it's killing your brain cells. Doing the same thing as I said it's like sniffing a little fucking Sharpie or something. It's going

and then your brain's going and then that makes you go I like it. I like it a lot. Gasoline feel good on bread. Give me more. I'm just going to start drinking gasoline.

What does gasoline taste like? Instead of ball pits at Chuck E. Cheese, why not a gasoline pit? Kids can just go, the bottom layer is just petroleum jelly with a top layer of gasoline. Like two inches of it. They just get to splash around in it. They can't drown in it. Gasoline might be the hardest smell to get off of shit. One time I was-

At a campfire. A campfire is pretty hard too. But gasoline, my mom was furious at me because when I was in high school, I was mowing the front lawn and I went to, you know, I needed gas for the lawnmower. So I drove down in my mom's car to the gas station with like the red gasoline tank thing. Yeah. And I was filling it up. And when I pulled it out out i accidentally clicked the pump

again and it just sprayed gasoline straight into my mom's driver's seat oh my god and all over my pants my shoes and my shirt and my hands like i sprayed because when you when you she wasn't with me but i was just like it was all over the seat all over the floor all over my shoes did you try to get away with it no i told her i had to throw my shoes away when I got home. Like, I could not get the smell out. She's like, Matthew. And I got in that car and all I could smell was gasoline. I was like, oh, no.

You're like, there's no way I'm hiding this. Still to this day. She still has the same car. When, like, you get in. You're slowly killing your mother. You can still smell the gasoline. What if you're slowly poisoning your mother? Like in her lungs, like gasoline particles.

Oh, I think she should get a new car. Maybe she should. Maybe she should stop being so poor. Maybe her rich son should buy her a new one. Or maybe she should stop being so poor. Dude, you should, look, you've already bought two for the Tucker brothers. Why not a third Mercedes-Benz for your mother? Well, here's the thing.

The third Tucker brother moved out. I'm trying to get him two cars. Once he has two cars. Well, that's not fair because Jackson and Harrison only get one. Why does he get two? No, they don't. They each have two. They each have two?

I told you this. I thought you said you bought two cars. No, I bought two for the Tucker brothers as in I bought two cars for each one of the Tucker brothers. Oh, okay. G-wagons to be specific. Okay. And my mom, you know, after buying cars on his two cars,

I don't know what my bank account would look like. So it might be a little tricky. Yeah. The best is you maybe throw in some change for like carpet, like to re-carpet the car. She's fine. That bitch is good. She likes the smell of gasoline too.

It ain't bad. Ann I miss your voice. God. She hasn't texted or called me in some time. Ryan what are the odds right now you have to call my dad and then just say the word vagina and then see what he says back? Can I call him from your phone?

Yeah. What are the odds? I'll just do it. Oh, okay. But you're going to hold the phone. And I'm not going to say anything after that. That's the rule. I only say vagina.

Well, how are you going to say it, though? I'm just going to go vagina. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is so... Oh, my dad said, can't talk, text me. Well, I'm not going to text him vagina. Send him an audio clip of me saying it.

He doesn't have an iPhone. You can't send audio clips. Oh, shit. Can you send him an audio clip of me saying it. He doesn't have an iPhone. You can't send audio clips. Oh, shit. Can you send him an audio recording? Vagina. He opens it in front of people. He's like, I don't know where that. He's in like men's small group for church.

Vagina. Oh, we're children. I'm looking who else I got in my phone we can call. Just before we end the podcast, maybe one quick little phone call. Wait, can I talk to the girl who I knew from youth group who's now marrying your friend? I don't know. I don't have her contact info. You should call him and see if they're with each other.

I could talk to a realtor that I was looking at a place with months ago and then it fell through. Hey, remember me, bitch? Yeah. The YouTuber. Oh, I can call Brent. He didn't pick up last time. But that was the middle of it. Did he even text you back?

No, he didn't. He doesn't care. I'll call him now and I'll say, why didn't you answer my call last night? Now watch this. I'm gonna get Brent. This is gonna be really good. I'm gonna get Brent. Please leave your message. Oh! That bitch!

What the fuck? He sent me the voicemail. He went, oh, this fucker's calling me. Beep. Hung up on me. What an asshole. I heard what you said about me in the episodes. I'm not taking any of your... He's screening my fucking calls. Can you call my mom

yeah okay what should i say i don't know i'm just not here just just try to get away with saying stuff and while she thinks no how about how about i just have a regular conversation with her yeah but it's really uncomfortable hey i've decided i just wanted to see how you're doing i'm bored okay it's just like ryan didn't come into work today because he's- Dude, I'm going to make you think you killed yourself or something. Okay, no, that's definitely the wrong- Don't mention me. Just don't mention me at all.

I haven't heard from Ryan in a few days. He went home last time and I- I went to go knock on his door, but there was only this smell. That's bad. It was like garbage. He had some meat that had gone bad. It was like a like garbage. Like he had some meat that had gone bad. What should I talk

to your mom about? Give me a prompt. Is she excited for the new Joker movie? Ace of Zeal? What? I just wanted to check to see if you're excited

for the new Joker movie. Alright, here we go. I just wanted to check to see if you're excited for the new Joker movie. All right, here we go. She better pick up. She's usually quick at picking up, too. Everyone's screening my calls today. Is she at work or something?

I guess. Fucking earning a living. Well, you know how a lot of people our parents' age won't answer if they don't know the number. At the tone, please record your message. When you finish recording, please hang up. I'll leave her a nice message. Yeah. Or press 1 for more options. Hey, Mrs. Seal.

This is Matt Watson. Just figured it's been a while since we talked, so I thought I would just call and say, hey, see how you're doing. See, you know, just what's new in life. You know, years flying by. It's almost October, which you know what that means,

new Joker movie. So, hope you're excited for that one. Anyway, just give me a call back anytime you feel like talking. Thanks. You ready to,

you ready to sign off? Yeah. Another, another classic episode of Super Megacast. I know. Y'all have to wait another week for another one? What? That's so unfair.

I know. But remember, guys, it hits streaming services earlier than the YouTube video now, so you can usually get the podcast on Wednesday or Thursday now instead of having to wait until Friday. And we upload almost every day. We try to do it every day, but sometimes we're stupid. And some would describe those as little mini podcasts you can listen to if you're missing our podcast yeah the let's plays yeah because i mean literally the let's plays we're told we talk about the exact

same shit we talk over the game miss the story and instructions and get lost because literally if you haven't watched our let's plays if you're just listening to podcasts, imagine this. Imagine it's the exact same type of conversation and shit, except there's just some video game to watch in the background while you do it. And occasionally we'll talk about what we have to do in the game, but we'll always bring it back to some stupid fucking conversation like vaginal yeast. Yeah. And there's good editing in those too. Justin, our editor, does a fantastic fucking job editing those

and adds little funny things. Sometimes he appears in them with his green screen. Justin, edit yourself in right now. Oh, wait a second. It's a podcast. He's not editing this. I feel stupid now. I'll put a picture of Justin up on screen. There's a picture of Justin, everybody. Second picture? Two pictures in one podcast.

Unless we cut out the part. No, I'm leaving that in. Don't worry. Okay, good. Alright, guys. Hope you all have a great, wonderful weekend and a great rest of your day or week. I don't know when you're listening to this. You could be listening to this on a Monday. So have a great week. And please subscribe.

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