supermegashow - EP 163 - Gee Golly Gosh That's Dark

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

We talk life and death, the funeral industry, wills, and more dark depressing stuff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Try the roasted red pepper and Swiss or caramelized onion and parmesan pinwheels only at Tim's. At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Yo, what's up, Brian McGee? It's episode 163 of the Super Mega Cast. Also, it's not ever called the Super Mega Podcast. I've been calling it that more just because I feel stupid saying the Super Mega Cast. Well, we shot ourselves in the foot with that one, buddy. I'm thinking we should change the artwork on Spotify and iTunes.

I want to do that soon. To a real picture of us, though. Okay. I feel like it vibes better. Okay. I wish we could just change the name to the super mega podcast. Sorry, we're having an existential crisis about our own branding five seconds into the podcast. Because we want to be taken seriously as Let's Players for some reason.

Dude, how are we ever going to be taken serious in the Let's Play community with a name like Super Mega? I know, dude. Everyone has such serious names in this community. I'm hopped up on cheese and Red's Apple Ale. That's disgusting. I know. That's a gross combo. I don't like Red's Apple Ale that much.

As you can see, I haven't really finished it I'm going at it if you vomited right now it'd be the most foul smelling vomit blueberries it'd be blueberry, apple ale and alcohol and cheese like the Jack Daniels and cheddar story that would have been worse though it's a classic story

anyway we're back it's been a busy week we have honestly just the past two or three weeks just been fucking hitting the hitting the wet stone with our swords you know constantly losing footage and having to re-record it oh my god it's been great we recorded two episodes where we almost got to the end of spongebob battle for bikini bottom and the computer froze and crashed deleted Deleted the files. It's actually three episodes, but we played

so much better in the second round that it crunched it down to two episodes. I mean, it'll make for better episodes at least because we knew what we were doing. Yeah, can't have y'all complaining all the time. I don't know if it's out yet, but we did finish Spongebob. No, that's not coming out for a bit.

What is it? Because this podcast isn't coming out next week. Until like, yeah. Yeah, we're kind of having a backlog right now, podcasts. Because I'm going Austin to bye-bye. You're going to Austin Powers, more like, to a wedding. Yeah. Ryan's getting married.

Very excited for you. Thank you. I wish I was invited to the wedding, but I'm not, you know. Pick your battles, right? That one's not worth getting into. I usually don't talk about my personal life that much, but it will be good to finally be a part of that whole married culture.

Yeah. So we'll see how that turns out for me. I'm happy you're settling down, man. I mean, it's nice to kind of escape the wild ride of the let's play your lifestyle. Crack cocaine. Just because I know some kids can't pick a joke out of a haystack

uh the haystack that is our podcast uh I am not getting married a friend of mine is and I'm going to their wedding

so that friend's name is Brian McGee is Brian Griffin wasn't he married he was a family guy so he's getting married he fucks women all the time

he does so he's a dog so the women fuck him no I guess yeah male yeah he fucks them

yes but they let him fuck them though we should do a whole video essay on like the whole why it's okay for Brian Griffin

to like bestiality in the Family Guy world and like what that means for consent in the Family Guy world to slap into some hot slash. You never fail to make me laugh.

Your euphemisms for vagina. Thanks man. Some hot slash. Some steamy slash. We were driving and Jackson was like. Dude I'm just trying to suck gash. And it just like made me laugh so hard. So many good like.

So many better terms for that than dick I think. Dick's just boring, you know, penis, cock. Ew, come on. Penis. Demonetized, boys. Gash, slit. Can we not say penis?

No. Absolutely can't say penis. We should just title from now, we should change the name to Penis Mega as a big F-U to the industry that's trying to censor us

and trying to demonetize. It's a big fuck. Get purposely demonetized to show that we're with you, YouTubers. It's a protest. It's a big fuck. Get purposely demonetized to show that we're with you. It's a protest. It's a protest. Say, look at this guy's penis mega. What kind of protest is that?

It's purposely getting demonetized. What are we protesting against? What can be the outcome of that protest that works in our benefit? People are like, damn, they're sticking it to the man. We're all penis pie, penis plier, penis septici. We're all taking a stand. Hello, it's penis plier.

It's cock-a-plier. How you do cock-a-plier? Hello, everybody. It's cock-a-plier. Mark Fishcock. You can change it to that. Imagine Markiplier is a giant, like kind of six foot tall,

four foot wide penis has headphones on you know you know he goes hello everybody but it's like it's it's the opening to the penis talking dude and when he looks and then when he screams the foreskin rolls back in fright why was he i didn't know he has a little tuft of hair i didn't know that he was an uncircumcised penis wow well I'm sure he'll listen to this and get some good ideas for future content

you know he can finally fulfill his dream of becoming a penis he does and he can become a penis his channel's dying you see that sub count

and those views his channel is doing horribly we're almost caught up to the old man we're gonna pass him pretty soon, actually. Some of those YouTubers, I mean, I look like PewDiePie

is like a hundred something million now. Markiplier is what? 26, 27 million? Something. Sean's like 25 million. Game Grumps even, 5 million. It's like... Drop in the bucket here.

We're still sitting here less than a million. Max Mofo told us, he said, we don't mean shit. We're nobodies until we hit a million. We don't matter as people until we hit a million subscribers. That is true. I mean, one day I would like to pass Game Grumps just so I can stick it to our ex-boss's face. Brent? Yeah.

Yeah, I want to say, Brent, fuck you. This is what happens. See, this is what happens when we end on good terms and you allow us to do what we wanted to do and we go headfirst into something that we don't understand, but we build upon the business in which we started and are given more time. And we're very grateful for everything that you've done, bitch. They're just saying that.

Now, a lot of people... Gun my head a lot of Brent Brent's in the room right now sterile and balding with a gun to Ryan's head he's edged to the max so if we say one wrong word he comes on he comes on contact and he did that when he would edit which is why we made so many mistakes but uh they so many people

uh I think like look into things like that. Remember when you were a little fucking little baby child kid and you would be like, Shane Dawson said this about what, are they not friends anymore? So people always are like, oh, Super Mac and Game Grumps are on bad terms now. Like Matt and Ryan must hate. It's like, no, we're all good. Stop with the TMZ bullshit.

We're literally just groups of adults that you know we edited for a good period of time almost three years and said you know what we've grown this thing now let's focus full time on this and see where it goes and they were super they helped us make that that move in fact like that was

actually the plan from the beginning I remember we started and Brent was like give us a couple years and then uh I want to make sure this isn't i remember at the very start of us working there he said i don't want this to be a full-time gig y'all have like talents and other stuff that you want to do and i hope that yeah we do we essentially us working for game grumps was their way of trying to build us up to the point where we could eventually leave. Right.

Because at the time, we had just started Super Mega when we joined Game Grumps. And we had like 20,000 subscribers or something. If that, yeah. We were real small. So, I mean, we didn't have a source of income at the time because we weren't employed. So, Super Mega was making like $15 a day in ad revenue, if that, if we were lucky. Remember when it hit over $10 and we were like, oh god oh yes oh we made double digits and now it's making about 3.6 million a day um it's a little bit of an improvement it kind of pisses me off it's not

it's not over five a day yeah we're working on it we're working if we could double up each want 2.5 mil i hate having to do this whole fucking 1.8 split with you. I'm not paying taxes. Fuck taxes. No, not this year. What are they going to do? Fucking arrest me? Then guess what?

Guess what, bitch? Are you talking to the IRS right now? No. Is this bitch the IRS? No, bitch is not the IRS. I'm going to be paying my taxes this year in full. Maybe a little extra. I might just pay some extra taxes.

Just pay off the IRS. Just give them extra like thousand just say don't look into things and then on the check under subject it's just a winky face my taxes this year they'll just be it's a nice round number with a winky face like all right that's that's good or i'll just i'll be like dm me for a shout out i'll give give you one shout out on Twitter. And then where you write in words the amount that you give them, it says treat yourself to something nice dollars and then the zero over the hundred for cents. Hey, kid, buy yourself something nice. Well, I'm going to flick it to an IRS agent like the guy with the coin in the movie.

He's like, hey, kid, catch. I'm going to flick the. Like in the old sports commercial where he throws him a Coke or a Pepsi. Throws the kid. Probably where he throws him a Coke or a Pepsi? Throws the kid. Probably Coke. He's like, give him a towel. Coke has good commercials. Pepsi's never really hit the nail on the head

with the commercials. Is Pepsi the one that's like, change the world? And it was Kylie Jenner. We're all epic. Remember that one with the cops and it's like a protest and she gives the cop...

Color people are epic. They did like really weird commercial with kylie jenner with the police remember yeah remember back when like trump protests were big and it was like or protesting was beginning to be like give a cop a pepsi okay i was in a santa barbara recently and i passed a starbucks and saw on the door they had an advertisement for coffee with a cop where it was like cops will be here on saturday come talk to them and have coffee talk about important issues i'm like you know they don't even want to be there i don't want to be there maybe they do they're like i'd rather have a coffee than have to deal with the ptsd my job

entails what they're going to go to a starbucks and get screamed at by some teenagers in santa barbara i'm more think of showing up to the scene of a car accident and seeing someone's face split in two but yeah. Yeah, actually the teenager screaming does sound nicer. Being a cop has to actually suck. Some of the shit you see. Yeah. I mean, it's a dangerous job. Or EMT. Yeah. Oh, EMT. I think that's probably and you probably

do you go into it with that numbness for that stuff? Because, you know, some people just have that. Maybe not, but you have to. Or do you think you develop it? It's one of those things where... I wonder if you can put on a filter where you just don some people just have that. Maybe not, but you have to. Or do you think, like, you develop it? It's one of those things where... I wonder if you could put on a filter where you just, like, don't see it as that. It's seen as work.

So you see, like, a mutilated person and you don't get the shock of it. It's more of just, like, this is my job right now and I need to do this. You know when people are trying to get into a nice, like, doctorate, like, they're getting a doctorate degree, a lot of people back out of that because it becomes too hard.

I feel like in certain forms, actually, because you have to do the work to figure that out. I feel like doing the job is how you figure that out. Yeah. Like a lot of people go into it because I want to help people. And, you know, they see the whole thing of like, I'm going to take this old man who fell out of his chair. He's like, yeah, but I'm also going to take these three toddlers and scrape them off of the side of the road and put them in the back of an ambulance.

Yeah, it's definitely like I think people will go into it. Same with like, remember growing up, all those kids were like, I'm going to be a vet. It's like you want to cut open a dog's stomach and pull a ton of worms out. You want to every day of your life inject a dog with a fluid that would kill it and watch its family members cry and ultimately turn into a blubbering mess that's how i get high i was once one of a part of those blubbering messes putting an animal down sucks yeah i've had to do that i'll have to put lego down yeah i mean i i have put but it's annoying because i put banana down like six times and this they stuff they don't make it strong enough um it just keeps coming back yeah no i remember i i've had to

put down i had to put down my family golden retriever me personally my dad gave me the rifle and sent me in the backyard that sucked yeah shit sprays um i was only given cleats oh i'm sorry man that sucks yeah uh but but i remember i had a golden retriever my whole life he was 12 or 13 and he died on friday the 13th in 2012 i remember that specifically because he had lymphoma and he had given us a lot of like scares because he had gotten sick a couple times from the cancer but we going like deaf and blind and all that yeah yeah you could i mean he was old like bigger dogs don't live as long as little dogs yeah and he was my dad we exercised him every day take him out for walks and he was he was 13 so he's pretty old for a golden retriever um but he just started kind of

going downhill and then it got to this point after like the cancer really kind of hit and it was like oh we shouldn't you know we should probably take him in that's sad as fuck it was very sad so we gotta put grandma down when's that gonna be a thing well they're already uh there are laws now where people can uh go through with assisted suicide yeah so i guess the next step would be like ah grandma's being a bitch that's scary take her in when it be when i don't think it will reach that point when when it falls on someone else i don't think it will reach that point when it falls on someone else. I know. You and your socialist crew. Bernie Sanders isn't as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as he can come across. We kill all old people.

Euthanize them. I will be the first, after I am president, I will be the first old person to be put down. He gets sworn in and just gets put down immediately. He gets sworn in and just gets put down immediately. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that

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I don't think it's cool do you think it should be allowed in certain circumstances yes I think so too but if like not to the extent where you're like a 30 year old and you're like I'm depressed I mean I'm talking like if you are like 90

there has to be something medically fucked with you or even you can be 30 and you have a terminal illness and you're just in bed and you're a vegetable and you're nothing but pain. Not mental pain, physical pain. Yeah, exactly. I'm for it in that case, I understand. If that's what the person wants.

There's this popular video where it was like this family and it's kind of like a mini documentary about assisted suicide that was on YouTube. a popular video where it was like this family and this this it's like it's kind of like a mini documentary about assisted suicide that was on YouTube it might still be on YouTube

very interesting at the end they they kill the person I remember when the first one happened though because I remember hearing about it in the news

it was like the first or the first one like recently in the terms of the last like decade because I remember I saw a thing about it during like my current events class at school and I was like oh it was like decades i remember i saw a thing about it uh during

like my current events class at school i was like oh it was like the first i think i don't think it was in america though i was in like yeah a european country of course without a you know without a doubt i feel like it has to be proven that your your quality of life is deteriorating fast or your quality of life is like just not really there that's not a choice you can like undo yeah you know where you know if i get a nose, I can get some more surgery on that. But if I'm like, take me out, I can't undo that. Or they could just suck me. Well, you saw Michael Jackson was probably one of the most rich people in the world.

He could not get them to fix that shit. Dude, I think with plastic surgery, no matter how much money you have, if you fuck it up enough, it's done. Nose jobs are very- Like the Circus Brothers? What are they called? The Circus Brothers? What are they called the circus brothers what are they called the bogdanov twins yeah why are you going to say the circus brothers they perform with tigers and shit what do they do they're tech billionaires wait what they're french tech they were like vegas tycoons of some sort. No, they're French tech billionaires who had a TV show about technology. Wait, they worked for technology?

They had a TV show about technology. They're not like, they don't work with tigers in Las Vegas? No, they're tech guys. They're super rich and famous. All my life, I looked at those faces and I just assumed they would look perfect. What, you thought they were the Ringling Brothers? No, no, not that far. But I legitimately thought that they were just some like

vegas performers that worked with tigers and shit because they they give them they give off that vibe whenever i look at their photos come to gross vegas where you can watch these gross men they do backflips throw them some peanuts mean that's just straight bull well they chose to look like well i i do feel like at that point because you know how there is uh you know like body dysmorphia and stuff i think that plastic surgery becomes an addiction for some and also if you become because obviously when they look at themselves they don't see what we see right if they did exactly like i i think that there's some mental illness underlying there with that when you have that level of plastic surgery yeah because i

there is a plastic surgery addiction like people become addicted to that and i feel like that happened to both of them and they just became or they had a genius plan they were really attracted before all that they were you want to see what they looked like yeah they were like when they were young so they ruined themselves the thing is if they had just aged naturally they would still be super handsome this is uh they decided to but you wouldn't know their names otherwise i don't know their names i still don't and you told me the bogdanov twins bogdanov look at how look at how handsome these guys were look at this let me see well there's some good looking men why did they do that to their face why did they both do that to their face i wonder if and the

hair too they're crazy guys how old are they if, and the hair too. They're crazy guys. How old are they? Not crazy, but I'm saying like they're crazy looking guys. How old are they? They're probably in their 60s now, 50s or 60s. Once I think about plastic surgery, sometimes you can't tell. You know? Jesus Christ.

I have to get my septum undeviated. Are you going to look different? I don't know if it will actually make anything look different because basically they're shifting a part of the inside of my nose. So I'm wondering if that's going to make my nose look different at all. Cause my sister, I was talking to my sister and she was like, it can make your nose look different. So I'm wondering if that's going to,

my sister was like, while you're at it, you should just get a little nose job because people throw that in while they're doing that stuff. And I was like, no, thanks. I like my nose.

What would you do if I got a nose job? Yeah. If you had to do one, I don't know. I can't, I've, I've thought about that. We'll look in the mirror. Cause I used to be very self-conscious about my nose what would you do if I got a nose job yeah if you had to do one thing I don't know I can't I've thought about that I'll look in the mirror because I used to be

very self conscious about my nose because it's big and I have like long nostrils well I'm not saying that it's big I was just going along

with your story no I've grown to I've grown to be comfortable with my nose I like my nose it's unique I don't know if I I don't think there's

anything I could do to change it to make it bigger to make it three times bigger I could go to some doctor and tell him to get all where does that go I don't think there's anything I could do to change it. Just make it bigger. Make it three times bigger. I could go to some doctor and tell him to get all the... Where does that go? I don't know. The skin farm?

Where does that stuff go? Like biohazards. They throw it down the garbage disposal. Imagine working at a biohazard plant. Like a biohazard waste facility. I would absolutely hate that. That's like working at a power plant. It's just so dangerous.

There's so much shit there. Imagine working in a morgue. I would hate to work around dead bodies.gues incorporated yeah no it's not fun being around dead bodies i don't the people that own morgue dude funerals make so much money like the death industry buy the casket what else do you want it's like 10 grand it's like what kind of funeral do you want they'll guilt you because it's like 10 grand. It's like, what kind of funeral do you want? They'll guilt you because it's like, you know, your husband was such a great guy. And I'm sure this casket would be fine, but you really want to honor him, right? I know. Look at this ivory casket taken from live elephants.

It's $25,000. You should then one-up them and go, okay, I'll take the expensive one, but then can I want it carved into the shape of a penis? They'd be like, what? What? If you could, somewhere could, you could. Somewhere someone could do that for you. For the money?

Oh, yeah. A big penile. I can make it a part of my will. Then my family would have no choice but to do that. My family of orphans that I adopt. But they're not legally binded to. No. But they would feel like they let you down.

Yeah, they'd feel like, oh. Or they could just, this new generation, be like, ah, he's dead. Fuck him. Yeah, and we got all of grandpa's Let's Play money. All your Let's Play money in a trust fund for your grandchildren. Nickels. Nickels and a dime. Two nickels and a dime.

There's all of grandpa's Let's Play money back from the teens and 20s. You know, back in the teens and 20s. You know, back in the day, this could buy you nothing. And it still can't. We blew that Patreon money real fast. We fucked that one up. We got an office to where this room never gets cool. I don't think the AC's on right now.

Is it not? I don't think so. Why do you say that? I don't hear it. Are you getting up. Is it not? I don't think so. Why do you say that? I don't hear it. Are you getting up? I want to get a drink. Okay. We take a quick break.

Then we come back. We'll talk about funerals. We're back. We took a little break. Yeah. To see if the air was blown. It is. I grabbed myself a beverage.

We just need to get a little tiny AC unit for this room. Just get a small Filipino boy to go. Just put it up on there and just have it go... Ooh, that's not a bad idea. But we were talking about funerals and how much money that industry is, and it's one of those things where it's like people have to kind of pay for it, so it's kind of fucked, how much

they charge. You don't have to pay for a funeral. You don't have to have a funeral. You don't have to have a gravestone. You don't... Well, you still have to get buried or cremated. Cremation is yeah because and then they're gonna be like do you want this pot or this one do you want them in do you want a pokeball shaped supreme pot dude gucci pot if i die put me in a supreme pot okay i'll put you in a fucking bottle of water with a supreme sticker on it that's kind of on brand

i'm not gonna say that i'll chuck you into the ocean and then when people like you're littering i'm like no it's a vessel for my friend my friend also the thing but you buy a coffin you spend all this money on it um i want to be frank you spend 10 20 grand on a coffin to rent it to honor the person i get no you bury a minute dump the body out keep the coffin use it as a guest bed money saved yes in the guest room it's just an open basket just climbing so i want to know no i don't want to say that like still hair from the cadaver in there what is this stain oh that's formaldehyde don't worry about that i mean the whole death process

the embalming process really is really fascinating if you choose to be buried because basically you're just a big uh it's a waste of land don't be buried burn yourself into ash i know and also like it's more expensive to be buried and on top of that it it's a take it takes up land and you could say there's so much land but the the thing is also uh a lot of places it's really bad for the environment because they fill you up with like formaldehyde and all these chemicals and then that just ends up eventually seeping back into the earth like back in the day burying someone was like very nice very sentimental but now there's so many people it's like well it doesn't matter because like in a small town and you have your you have your cemetery. There's going to be like, you know, over the next, like, let's say two generations, like about not even 500 grave plots.

That's a hefty sized plot. Yeah. You know, I had a, you know, at my church, there are a lot of people with the same last name since it's families who continue to go to the church generation after generation. So they have the area. Yeah. So they have places already picked out and shit. the church generation after generation so they have the area yeah so they have places already picked out and shit yeah i i wonder if people are mostly cremated now because like you you look like we live in los angeles what that's nine million people i think people die every day

but there's not like graveyards everywhere yeah so i wonder like what in in a way is it up where does it all go i think cremation in odd sense, has more finality to it. It's almost symbolic, too. It's like literally in the Bible when it says dust to dust, ashes to ashes. They're gone. They're not there. There's no monument to their memory, which is fine. You can make your own if you want.

You can have them in a little pot. But then that leaves it up to you. You don't have to pay for an expensive plot of land. You can make your own monument. You want to put some kind of monument like erect one actually yeah like maybe at a special place to them or whatever um but like it's kind of cool because you know you literally started out as like dust like cosmic matter like billions of years ago so then you become stars you become dust again you made out of dead stars bro we are now we're

being we're being pelted by very small, tiny neurons flying through us right now. Shit. Isn't that weird to think about? Oxygen's killing us. Slowly. Is that true? I don't know. Oh, it was that old meme where it's Keanu Reeves, where he's like and it's like,

what if oxygen is actually poisonous and just takes 80 years to kill us? Doesn't oxygen age shit, though? Like, what if oxygen is actually poisonous and just takes 80 years to kill us? Doesn't oxygen age shit, though? Like, just being out? Damn, I need to get myself, like, a chamber with no oxygen. What if I... Because when you freeze someone, you don't turn as gross. I don't know.

Well, if you're freezing somebody... When you're freezing someone, like, the bacteria is not active, I guess, right? Because it needs to operate at a warm temperature. So if the bacteria is frozen, it's not going to break things down. Here's an everyone lesson on how we're not going to get away with a murder. Because we don't even know how dead bodies work. We have no idea. They don't move.

They're either underground or burned in a little pot. Like a little kitchen pot. Yeah. There was a Madea play, a Tyler Perry play, where there's a character whose mom's ashes are in a Pringles can. Yep. Oh, you've seen it? Yeah.

I used to watch the plays of my mom on DVD. I told you, you know, church groups love their Medea. They do. Like, middle-aged white women love their Medea. Yeah. It's, it's, that's one of the biggest demographics,

I would say. Not the biggest, but one of the biggest. I'd say, yeah, yeah. People, people like my... At least 45% of the people who watch Medea episodes are from Baptist, Methodist,

Lutheran churches, I would say. I found out uh some i've been finding out a lot of stuff on my grandparents lately uh on both sides and um i found out like some very interesting stuff about uh my grandparents on one side about like their religion i didn't realize there there's some there's some very specific sect of Christians. They can't watch movies. Something like they don't go out. They don't take part in the world, I think. They're very closed off.

They don't know anything about politics. They don't know anything about- That's back from our religion starting to sound like bullshit. Don't go out and expose yourself into the world. It's interesting because my mom- That's what it comes across. It's my dad's parents, but my mom was like, yeah, they haven't ever gone out and seen a movie.

They haven't, you know, cause I always wondered, I was like, why don't they have any computer? Why don't they have email? Why don't they have really like self who's calling me? Someone's calling me right now. Are you going to pick up? Yeah, I'm going to pick up real quick. Okay. I might, I might do a quick zip.

Okay. Sorry. I, that was a phone call from my doctor. Not looking good anyway. Um, yeah, my, my, no, let's make sure your health is fine. Okay. Sorry. I thought it was a phone call from my doctor. Not looking good. Anyway. Yeah. My, my. No, let's make sure your health is fine.

He just, he just wants to make sure you know that you do not look good. My doctor was saying like. He took a look at your Instagram today. Look at your story. That haircut. That haircut, Matt. What are you doing? Buddy, come on. Come on with the haircut.

You're not fooling anyone with that, that, that hairline. Come on. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah. I think my grandparents are some very specific sect of Christianity. But the thing is, what's really fascinating is my grandparents are not bigoted or racist or anything. I've never – actually, no one.

My mom never heard them ever once say anything about politics or anything about any other race. Because they've always been really poor. politics or anything about any other race and because they were they've always been really poor and i think that uh they've always been like they they would help out people that are in kind of the same social status as them um so they they never i've never heard them ever say anything bigoted or anything which is really interesting i think they just detached from the world which i didn't know this until like literally today they're like amish without having so much makes sense now. No,

they were like, they watch TV, but they'll just watch like reruns of the Andy Griffith show. And, um, occasionally jeopardy. And they'll watch a, like Billy Graham,

like, like televangelist. Like, you know, those, you flip it through channels and you see those pop off. I can't see if you can get them hooked on. I can't do that to my,

my poor grandmother and grandfather. As a fuck you to your dad for no reason, make them give all of their money to Peter Popoff instead of to him. I don't think my grandparents have any money. Yeah. Because they gave it all to Peter Popoff. Jesus was never about money. Follow me and you will lose everything.

But gain everything, if you know what I mean. My grandparents are very sweet. Because they've never really like. They're not. They're. And I'm speaking like. I feel bad saying this. But like they're very poor.

They're very. I feel like they just live a very happy life though. Just with each other. And they don't really do much. Make fun of other people. Yeah. They don't. They just gossip all day.

All day. Dude. Well. make fun of other people they just gossip all day all day if my grandparents were to see the type of shit I make do your grandparents know about super mega? I only have two of them left both grandmothers both of my grandfathers are dead

yeah my grandpa died on my mom's side before I got to meet him. He was a Marine, fought at Iwo Jima. I learned some interesting things about him recently because I never knew anything about him. I learned that he was there on the mountain when they did the flag raising picture. He wasn't in the picture, but he was there. He was there. He saw it. And he knew a lot of those guys apparently that are in the picture.

Nice. Yeah. He had PTSD for the rest of his life after war. War will do that to you. My mom said every time there'd be fireworks would go off in the neighborhood, he'd dive under the desk and be shaking and stuff. Sounds funny. Sounds like it should be in an Adam Sandler comedy.

He unfortunately passed away before I was born, so I never got to meet him. But I have his nose. I look at pictures and I'm like, that's where I got that. That's where I got that big old honker. And my grandma died when I was a wee little boy. If your mother ever wants to Frankenstein him back to life, she's going to have to take that sucker off your face.

She knocks on my door in California, like, I need the nose, son. Knocks you out. You wake up without your nose. Then I can get a brand new nose that I'm not self-conscious about. But do your grandparents know about super mega uh one i think they know kind of like of what i do one my oma definitely knows more than the other grandmother the other my other grandma's not looking too good health-wise in general so i'm not sure how uh oh you should then Super Mega might be perfect, honestly, then.

Yeah, you should show it to me. I'm thinking about it. I think, I just realized, I could probably show my grandparents, because they're not connected, I could show them like, like a really good movie.

I thought you were going to have a really good episode of Super Mega Plays Animal Crossing. They would go crazy for it. No, you could like, imagine, I could probably show my grandparents a wes anderson movie like yeah i made this and they did they've just they would believe it you could you could cut it up to where the credits do say matt watson like in the very beginning just directed by matt in their head because of the life that they've lived beforehand without they don't know exposure yeah they think

they wouldn't think that you would have gone and edited the movie at all. You can put yourself in a movie. It's like Brad Pitt talks to someone off camera and you're like, Okay, Brad. Thanks, Brad. And then it's like, That's me. That's me.

It's like, whoa. I should do this. I should gaslight my sweet old grandparents. Well, make them believe that you did something with your life before they die. Because right now it's not looking too hot for both of us. What do our obituaries say? It's gonna say Let's Play. Not much. Is it gonna say Let's Play?

Ryan Elias McGee used to be known for making YouTube comedy. Will our obituaries say that? Will it be like, in his prime, was known for making YouTube videos? I just have to make sure I outlive my mother so she can't write my obituary. Oh my.

Ryan, if you die young, I promise I will not let your mom write your obituary. Thank you. I will write it for you, okay? Thank you. I will write it with grace and I will make it very sweet and professional. My sweet little Ry-Ry.

It'd be like, My sweet baby Ry-Ry, mommy's little boy used to work for markiplier and game grumps she puts a fucking like she puts a url in the open but she does the thing where she copies it from the google homepage so it's like the long google url plus the search result url so it's like three paragraphs of just like hyperlinked text that's just on printed on newsprint oh man i feel like uh i don't know that that just made me sad now because i was like how do i continue the conversation like well if i write my mom's more than likely i'm going to be the one that writes off i guess three of my parents obaries. What are the odds you let me write your mom's obituary when she passes?

15. 3, 2, 1, 8. 14. Ah, fuck. Damn, dude. I was excited for that. I would have had to uphold it. You would. Like, your dad is, like, in tears working on the obituary, and you're like, dad, what

are you doing? Why would my dad write the obituary for my mom? Ah, that's a good point. All right. Jim is writing. They've been divorced for like 20 years okay so 20 her husband is writing four years jim is writing the obituary and you're like jim what are you doing that's matt's job who that homo you did the youtube videos with oh cecile was a wonderful white that i spent most oh she was a pretty good for a woman even though she was part palestinian i was able to look past

that part of her complexion and see the beautiful white in which she became oh she was you know she gave me some lip as every female does but, you know, she was a good wife. She's a good piece of property. I like that. She's a good'un. She's a good'un. I love those Southern abbreviations, like some bitch. Some bitch?

If I wrote my mom, she's like most famous for her work, and then I put a porn title, and then I do a serious thing so people are always like was she in that? Wait no one fact checks obituaries right? Of course not. Cause it's what you want it to be so you'd be like my mom was best friends with Abraham Lincoln you could write the crazy obituary and no one in the newspaper is gonna be like hey your obituary

doesn't sound right to me it's like cause you're like what you're gonna question my dead mother? It's like exactly so you could dude we need to have excellent obituaries. Like we say that we were the number one subscribed YouTube channel. Some people can, when they're doing their will, I think they have like someone write up an obituary for them or something. So it's like when they die, they can. I know that I should make a will sometime in my 20s.

Yeah. Because it's the smart thing to do. But it just, it feels so depressing to do. Because it's like, now let's deal with my debt. I have a question. If I was like, I give everything to, let's say, okay. I'm like, in my will, I want everything that i own and all of my money i want it to go to adam sandler does that mean legally now my lawyer when i die has to go to adam sandler if

not if he's still not alive then his estate and go to his children be like yeah this no because i feel like a lot of people would dedicate shit to celebrities and celebrities would get it i feel like you can't do that i feel like the party has to be knowledgeable but then you have those movies where they're not like oh my great aunt dad i had no idea and i got all the money yeah i don't know i i feel like your lawyer would highly advise against that and be like i would not suggest doing that why not because it's i'll be dead it'll be funny he's he's like the highest paid man in hollywood why why give him maybe i'll make the news maybe i'll be dead it'll be funny he's like the highest paid man in Hollywood why

why give him maybe I'll make the news maybe I'll be on Buzzfeed that's true this man donated all of his life savings to Adam Sandler who then danced

on his money at a bonfire I wonder the extent my family would go through in honoring my will what if in my will if I put like weird

shit in there if i was like i want to be consumed by by adam sandler no would you sneak into a restaurant with a salt shaker switch the the salt or pepper shaker out with my ashes and have them pepper up as pastas now let's see ryan that's that's a big heist right there there. Because that means I have to be the waiter for Adam Sandler's table at a restaurant. So I'd probably have to, you know, and I guarantee the restaurant. Go on one of those Hollywood tours. Find out what restaurant he goes to a lot. Start working there. Eventually, you will find him.

And if you always, like how Jesse always had that rice and cigarette and that pack of cigarettes for whenever he would need to use it in Breaking Bad, you can have that salt shaker with my ashes in it. No, I can have a cigarette with your ashes in it. I think that's a lot more on brand. You want a cigarette, Mr. Sandler? Thank you, son. Ooh.

This is hitting stronger than usual. I like the flavor of this one. I realize I gave him the rice and cigarette. I would like to get you cigarette I would like to get you I would like to smoke your ashes from a bowl or a bong in true Ryan McGee fashion I'd like to pack your ashes into a bong

you have to turn me into goopy shisha my flesh and my insides turned into shisha that's disgusting dude they grind me up. In honor of when we used to fire up the who. I'll make sure to eat a lot of cheese before that.

Oh, man. If I know I'm going to die. That's going to be, I'm going to have tears in my eyes. I'm like, this is so Ryan. I'll just funnel cheese into my body. Now, let's not act like that's going to be right before you die. That's just going to be. I'm doing that day to day.

Yeah, you're just already doing that. I love cheese, man. You like cheese, man? Yeah. He's my favorite superhero. This whole podcast, you're just already doing that. I love Cheese Man. You like Cheese Man? Yeah, he's my favorite superhero. This, I just realized, this whole podcast we've just talked about death. Isn't it sad? It's very sad. It's, you ever just think about death

and you're like. Oh, we're gonna die eventually. I know. I always think about this. Sometimes I lay in bed and I'm looking up at the ceiling and I'm like, there will be a point where I close my eyes. Like, it is coming. That day is coming where I die. Every second closer. And that's freaky to think about.

It honestly could be when I'm heading home today. If this is the last podcast we ever release because we died, people would be like, they predicted their death. Put this in your clip video. See, they predicted it. They predicted their death. They were even in one clip talking about predicting their own death. Yeah, so we predicted our own death in that one podcast episode,

and we died shortly after. I just want to die of old age. I do too. I want to die bored and alone. But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter, because when you're dead, you're dead. It doesn't matter how you died. You won't remember it.

Yeah, but I'd like to live a little more. I would like to continue. I like to at least get to my mid- mid 40s or just 40s in general i'll take another mid 40s i'd like to make it to my mid 40s i love that movie mid 40s is that what the movie's called yeah about the uh no no you're thinking of the paul rudd movie with um leslie man uh that was directed by no i'm I'm talking about mid-90s. Oh, because there's a movie called This Is 40. Yeah, that's right. With Judd Apatow directing.

Judd Ap... Yep, I didn't see it, but I remember seeing the posters for it. People are saying Funny People was good. I saw it in theaters when I was younger. I didn't like it. Which one's that? It's about the stand-up comedians,

and Adam Sandler, I think he gets cancer or something. It's like Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill and I don't I don't call him might have Leslie Mann in it too

what about cause you know that's his wife what about the new Adam Sandler movie Uncut Gems you seen the trailer for it I can't wait for that movie

I have not seen the trailer I'm excited but I'm excited for that and Lighthouse we're gonna go see Lighthouse when it's out I'm excited for that people are always like

are you afraid of death like no shit everyone is i i think you can get into it at the end of the day everyone's afraid of death but i think you can get into the set of mind where it's like it happens to everybody it's inevitable we're in our prime dude that's why we got to be working out and be like through the 20 like i'm already halfway through my 20s and I'm already lived half. Here's, how about that? Half of my 20s.

Catch me outside. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a schlob, you know? I eat what I want. I don't work out that much. But then, in the latter half,

to build up to 30, the 30s, for 25 to 30, I'm healthy. That means through the 30s, the 40s, I'm healthy.

And when the 40s kick in, I'm not going to be feeling those joint pains. Here's the thing, man 40s I'm healthy and when the 40s kick in I'm not gonna be feeling those joint pains here's the thing man what I've heard from older adults which I imagine is very true and not just like an old wives tale is that the way we're treating our bodies now

how much we drink how much you smoke how much you junk food you eat exercise like you you're fucking yourself over for later in life because you will be unhealthy and it's like if right now if we set up

healthy lifestyles to just you know like we'll be good and we'll live longer we've been talking about getting healthy for a while people are fucking sick of it

I hate feeling my stomach why don't we fucking make a nice future for ourselves and get healthy together because then the rest of your 20s the rest of our 20s

we can be because food tastes good and I like eating it you can still eat food you just gotta change up the ways in which you do it. But I want to eat all the food. Eat all the food.

Nom, nom, nom. Yeah. I don't want to- Because if we keep going the way we are now, at 30, we're going to be forced to have to change, because our body's going to be like, what are you doing? You're fucking- I mean, even as I've gotten older i'm only 23 i can already feel that like i can't just go eat a bunch of candy anymore because like then i'll just feel like absolute

garbage like if like i remember back in college or high school i could go to 7-eleven i could get 20 of candy lay in bed down a soda and and just eat the whole bag of candy yeah and chips and then like go to sleep and wake up fine but like like if I do that now, I'm going to wake up feeling like fucking shit for like two days because like your body is a machine and you know what you put in it, you get out. And back then, I guess your body's working fine enough because it's young. But as things get older and set in, it's like, bro, you got to be putting the right kind of. I know I started to get tubby in middle school when they started serving those those pizzas.

Those were not... Like the pizzas that cost extra. Oh, smart mouth? Are you talking smart mouth pizzas? Yeah, along with those... I think, no, we lived right next to a Julius Caesar, so I think they provided the pizza to our middle school. You mean Little Caesars?

You lived next to Julius Caesar? I know, Little Caesars. Ryan, come over, I'll make you some pizza. And then they introduced the thing that I think fucked me over health-wise. Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. Those and the big one for me was Clucks Deluxe.

Once they released those fucking sandwiches. The shittiest fucking sandwich I've ever had, but I couldn't stay away from it. Clucks Deluxe, it's like you get an Otis Spunkmeyer cookie, put it in one of those vanilla ice cream cups and it's so good. It's like you get an Otis Bunkmeyer cookie, put it in one of those vanilla ice cream cups and it's so good. It's just pure garbage for your body.

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see this type of humor on stage where we just have banter and their little bits little bits little videos maybe a Q&A segment at the end do some live drunk drawing yeah to talk to people it's weird because it's fun it's really fun because I still feel like just fucking Ryan McGee on stage I do too

I feel like it's weird seeing all these people I think about it I step back and I think about it doesn't make sense to me it honestly doesn't when I see all those people like in the crowd like i remember orlando there's a shit ton of people anytime where there's a crowd of people that are like look at who this is i'm like that's me i'm not me i don't know why i feel i just don't understand it i can't

i can't fathom because i see what people see in me is in terms of an entertainer because if i was like a world-renowned comedian or if I was like a musical artist, people in the audience, it makes sense. But when I see people in the audience for our shows, I'm like, what? I know. It's just so, I mean, it means the world to us. Because I don't see myself on that pedestal.

Yeah, I don't either. Even though there are certain things that come with having like a YouTube personality in terms of like the the degradation of your social life, for instance. You have to like if you if you want to. I don't know. Here's the thing with a lot of YouTubers. They either will turn their social life into cash or they will kind of be very not secretive but very kind of close to the chest about what their personal secretive always sounds like a negative word yeah you know it's not

secretive they keep their personal life close to the chest it's not something to share to everyone because you don't have to yeah you know what you what you put out in the face you put out for uh the people that enjoy your content that's that but people aren't uh people don't have a right and yeah they're not um you don't owe them your your private life of course i just feel like uh and there are people that want to cross that line yeah and try to get into it which is fine depending on like what type what cult of personality you're you're getting into because like if you if you have a following there will always be the people that will try to cross that line because they want to know more they want to you know they crave wanting more

knowledge about your personal life that is not on the surface and um you know it's like i would not do that because it's it's just kind of a overstepping. I just like knowing that this is my time and I don't have to put it into the business. Yeah, it can feel exhausting. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I just see a lot of YouTubers, as I said, you know, back when David Dumbrick and Lisa Lampanelli. Stop! I'm kidding. I'm pretty sure they're wonderful fucking

human beings that have never done a bad thing in their life. No, actually David Dobrik has never sinned. Do you know that? Yeah. I don't think any of those YouTubers have. Not a single sin. Or anybody on Twitter calling anybody else out for something wrong that they've done in the past. Never. Not one single sin. That always gets me.

Let's cancel cancel culture but uh yeah just uh i don't know i oh oh ryan's ryan's phone fell off the couch where'd it go you that scared the fuck out of you dude you're like oh got it, yeah. What were you saying? I can't remember. All I know is, I just don't see the, I don't know, I feel like a lot of people

sometimes share too much and they don't, they don't take notice of the personal conversations and interactions they can have with people. I feel like, without first having it

go through the, the monetization portion of their brain. Someone like Logan Paul, I think that does that. Of course, he has a private life too, but he puts way more out there than someone like you or me do. Yeah. You or me does.

Does. I don't know. I feel like it's just bad for your mental health. That's what I found for me. Being on social media, I don't tweet or gram that much anymore and like ever since I kind of like stayed back of that like of the social media stuff I've just kind of like felt better

because I'll just go home and instead of because there'll be moments when I used to be on the grind used to be like what's something like I used to have to be like what's something funny what can I tweet I used to try to force a tweet out if I felt like I didn't have a tweet in a few days I'd be like fart. Now Ryan that's like what happens when you try to force a fart you might shit yourself you might shit yourself yeah you just gotta let it come naturally

i um i'm i'm frankly you know i i have a social media addiction yeah like most people uh i i have a phone addiction above everything yeah it's very hard to like... I remember there was a point when I uninstalled Twitter and Instagram and stuff on my phone. I was like, I'm only going to use it on desktop. And the amount of times a day

I found myself going to try to check it and be like, wait, what am I doing? It's not... Where is it? Like, it was crazy. Because you need that little extra like...

It's like that... Dude, I started... It's like a drug. Every time you check it, it's like, ah, something new. I've started doing it and I have to relax and not do it. Yeah. Where like, I'll be playing a video game but i'll also have um a podcast or

something going on in the background if a cut scene's not playing i'm like no no enjoy the environment of this game enjoy the game like i don't know why i have to like don't don't stop don't say that because then people will stop listening to our podcast oh yeah games it makes the experience a lot better. Yeah, it does. I personally do like listening to stuff while I play games. No, I like it too. A podcast while I play some Minecraft?

Fuck yeah. The games that I found more like I was trying to play like the Gears of War 5 campaign. Story base is harder. And I was like, why am I doing this? But in all honesty, like with games where all you're doing is kind of like grinding. Like Minecraft or RuneScape. That's nice to have something. That's fun to have a podcast on.

But like for me, I was more talking about when it would get in the way of the narrative. Oh yeah. It's kind of like, and I noticed this, when I'm watching a movie at home, there's a difference. Sometimes I've done this. I'll shut my phone off and just throw it across the room.

I'm like, I don't want to touch it. I just want to be in this movie. Interesting. And I get into the movie and I watch it all the way through. You forget about your phone. Yeah, and I forget about my phone. But there's that anxiety when you remember. You're like, oh, I need to check it.

I need to check it. But then when I'm watching a movie and I do check my phone, it takes me out of it. Like every time I look at the screen, it takes me out of the movie and I have to go back in and get back into it. Yeah, I feel that. So it's better to kind of put the phone away sometimes i do get jealous when i see people talking on talking online or uh just talking in general about like taking a break from social media it's like yeah i i got rid of facebook twitter instagram for a month of facebook

i don't use it ever i haven't posted in when's the last time I posted on Facebook let me see I never use Facebook ever I mean I made my Facebook in middle school and I it's just there I could delete it but like again there's some things where I feel like maybe in the future I'd want to be updated yeah because I mean like that's kind of my last way to keep in touch with some people in my life like from school it's almost been a year the last thing I ever did on Facebook was change my profile picture. Was it to that nasty picture? Yeah. Oh, that.

No, that's not a nasty picture. Well, it's a picture that my grandmother and mother probably did not like. The one with your cock out? Yeah. And there's a wreck in the foreground? Because I started doing the gross ones where like- Because you had nice profile pictures, like very like- I'm going to go back to the first ones.

Hold on. Let's go back. Let's go back way back when. Oh, man man my facebook goes back a little too far boom that's emo-ish phase then i did that i just because i had we all had like we all we all had a caricature of ourself at some point there was a point see that's all good we're like bald head my mom annoyed me to the point where i just wanted to have that we've talked about it it's a nasty ass picture they're like the most gross selfies and like you photoshopped your lips to be like crustier and like your eyes are crooked um but yeah i think what aaron does for example is aaron will uh aaron will go i think he doesn't actually have twitter

on his phone but he has a app that lets him tweet but he can't see his timeline and everything so he doesn't have to deal with just that constant buzz of Twitter and then also I think Leighton does a thing she was doing it for a while I don't know if she still does where she turns her phone off for three hours every night as like a practice and it's like during that three

hours do something creative do something different but just you cannot turn your phone on don't worry about it and that sounds nice I miss uh the feeling of a woman oh yeah i just fuck my hand it ain't no woman you know if i like into my hand you know a little bit like a woman better than a woman better way better no female compared to My fist can get tighter than any woman's little penis. That's what they have, right? Ryan, I gotta tell you something. What?

What if you legitimately got to 25 without realizing, like... Wait, what? A grown man just calls a clitoris a little penis? That's not a penis! Well, it kind of is. It's from the same tissue. And much how a penis naturally will have

foreskin, the clitoris has the clitoral hood. I hate, I do not like that. Clitoral hood. I don't like that. Sounds like something in a Dead Space game. The clitoral hood. Get to the base andal hood you get to the end of this get

to the get to the base and make sure you detonate the clitoral hood before all humanity is lost honestly like the penis the anatomy of the penis is so basic

and then you look at like a diagram of a vagina it's like labia majora labia minor it's like all these like crazy things dude fucking vaginas look like the grave mind from halo 3 there's a pokemon that looks like it there's a pokemon that like

i'll show you the grave mind what's the grave mind it's an enemy in halo you ever think about how much more complicated girls like reproductive organs are than ours we just got this little flappy slab of skin that's all nasty looking a little sack hanging down while they have this intricate fucking factory that can actually create a human being. See, there's the grave mind. That's his mouth opening. Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. Would you believe it from the side? He looks, uh, he looks a little bit like a penis. No, no way.

Yep. Cool. Yeah. You tooted. Yeah. it might be milky so we'll see but yeah it's been a this this is one of those episodes where it's not as many goose we just talked about shit death we talked about death and sad stuff bit we talked about uh i don't think any super mega cast has some sort of like the vibe because we always either go on off. We're going off on some tangents. We're just talking. I mean, that's what the podcast is, though. We're just talking.

Yeah. You know, it's not like the podcast out there to prepare topics and shit. That's awesome. I wish we could do that. Could you imagine having to record something every week and then some weeks your mental health isn't good and you just don't feel like talking, but you have to it's not this week i'm just saying that's happened in the past oh of course i mean where i've been like i don't feel like fucking talking for an hour about whatever oh absolutely i just want to go home and lay in bed i equate that to like you know remember when we worked when you worked at food line it's like i don't want to go do this shit but it's work i have to

but this is the work that honestly at the end of end of the day, I realize how lucky I am to be doing because I realize the likelihood of, like, if I were to have to redo life and try to get to this point again, I probably wouldn't be able to do it. Like, even if I had the knowledge, it's like, okay, this is what I have to do. Probably wouldn't happen.

Same, exactly. Because we, I guess, have a very specific path. And I think that, um like with every job every every job yeah every single job will have things that are like oh because every job is still a job so even if it's like a dream job like this yeah it's still gonna have those things sometimes where it's like oh you gotta treat it like a business sometimes can all be goofs and gaffs yeah when i'm when i'm doing tax forms uh r Ryan will be slapping his penis around. To make him laugh, because I know tax forms aren't fun.

Then I fuck it up, and the IRS is breathing down our throat. Which, by the way, you don't need to look into our taxes, guys, at all. IRS, please. We told you. You can trust us. We're sending you a check with a winky face. Remember? Remember?

When that check comes. When that check comes. When that check comes. It's just a nice gesture, you know? Write yourself in a... Look at that. That's 500 bucks. Smackaroons, baby. That's a nice steak dinner.

You know, I might not even make it out to anyone specific at the IRS, so maybe... Maybe a blank check even will be sent to you with a winky... What? Not a blank check. Why not? We got all the money in the world we're making almost 5 million a day that's true that's true yeah

we'll send every employee at the IRS a fruit basket how about that dude that would send like if there's one thing that would just send off red flags at the IRS it's like every employee at the IRS gets like oh we got a muffin basket from a super mega we can do what we can do what the church of Scientology did Employee at the IRS gets like, oh, we got a muffin basket from Super Mega.

We can do what the Church of Scientology did, and we can sue people, have civil suits filed against. Well, the problem is we're only two people where they were like thousands. Meh. So. Man, I can feel my bowels working. You want to go squirt some hot shit out of your ass? Yeah, I think it's about that time. All right, guys.

We'll be back next week at 164. Check it out on streaming services like Spotify and iTunes. In a couple days, on Fridays, it'll come out on YouTube. Absolutely. And also, please, if you were interested in seeing us live in Texas, October 16th, 18th, and 19th. Buy those smackaroos. No, 16th, 17th, and 19th. Sorry, in Texas.

Go to our website, supermegashow.net. You can buy tickets if they're still available. They're selling out quick, so please hurry. And yeah, thank you guys so much for watching. If you liked this, plenty more episodes where that came from. Love you. Bye. Bye.

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