supermegashow - EP 164 - Big Ol' Books

Episode Date: October 19, 2019

We talk about our recently released Cold Ones episode, China, and Christopher Paolini. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Can you believe it's another week, Matthew? Honestly, man, I can't. God damn it. God fucking damn it. God fucking hell, dude. Stuck in this purgatory of sitting on this couch recording this god-awful podcast. Fucking tits. Dude, ass.

Welcome, guys. We're back. We got it out of our system. We're like, you know what? If we get it out of our system in the first five seconds, then the rest of the podcast will be much more mature. We won't talk about really disgusting things. Eventually, I think that's just where it goes. about really disgusting things eventually i think that's just where it goes man i like i i was editing last week's episode and you know it had been like a week since we had recorded it between

then and when i was editing it and i forgot what we talked about i'm just like god this is vile this is just vile what did we talk about just like i know we talked about especially the one before that one the one before that one when i was just listening i was like jesus christ this is disgusting like i was like why did we talk about this shit? I'm imagining being just like, like, you know, like, oh, I need a podcast to listen to on my commute. And then I'm like, oh, man, I would feel filthy listening to that on the train. It was, we're talking about foreskin and vaginal yeast. It was.

Yeah. Boom. That's it for this podcast. Okay. Now, now, since all the disgusting stuff is out of the way, the 4chan kids have got their fix. They got their fill. The little, they said, yes, they said gross thing.

The people who go, haha, I'm better and smarter than two college dropouts, which is probably true. Good. No, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm saying that that's, that's such an award to win. Good job. You were smarter than the undereducated. You're smarter than the two men who didn't finish their education. Didn't pay attention and made like C's.

Yeah, solid C's. So let's give a round of applause for all of those who know more than we. I also failed my prereq algebra class freshman year, which was like the most prereq math class that my University of South Carolina offered. Like that was the lowest math class they offer. And, you know, think about how much that ranges. There's fucking like advanced trigonometry calculus shit. And this was just literally like basic algebra and I failed it.

You failed out. Well, did you care? No. This was in college? Freshman year? You did Algebra? First semester. Algebra?

Algebra. I did Algebra. Yeah, first semester. Yeah, I failed it. Mainly because I think Justin pointed out, we were talking and he's like, yeah, Matt said that like 18 plus 18 was 32 in a recent episode of like in a let's play i think i did that on purpose okay or maybe i didn't and but i would just like to think back and believe i did that on purpose let's hope you did i mean given given our past

it's 18 plus 8 it's not surprising like we're literally talking right now about how i failed the prereq math i'm not good at math math is one of the worst things i am at i am at maybe grammar too yeah but like see i've been trying to on and off for years you know delve into programming so it's something i want to learn so bad but every time i do it i'm like shit this takes a lot of math and uh i'm not good at math and i'm not very good at logic like uh the the program yeah actually i'm not bad at math and I'm not very good at logic. Like, uh. The program? Yeah. Actually, I'm not bad at the program logic, but I'm bad at logic up in my brain. Up in your little brain. I haven't read myself enough Dr. Peterson.

It's, uh, like, programming logic is really hard for me. I feel like you would be insane at programming. No, dude. No, you'd be so good at that shit. The way you get, like, obsessed with, like, you're smart. You're really smart. The way you get obsessed with, like, doing a with like i just have to be obsessed with something like i i hate that i dropped out on uh learning japanese because uh you i remember when i was learning it you were like very surprised

at how fast i couldn't tell so like no you were doing so fast um well everyone i've seen that's tried to like learn Japanese is pretty much that but you just like Ryan learned like all of Hiragana in like two days and he was just like blowing through it now I forgot all of it essentially but if you try to relearn it now

it'll just solidify it a little bit easier it'll solidify those bonds in your brain maybe we'll see it's insane though man I think I'm trying to read more and when I those bonds in your brain maybe we'll see it's insane though i should learn it i think i think i'm trying to read more and when i say that i'm i'm not reading anything uh that you little snobs out there with your fucking booger ass faces i'm kidding

what are you reading some uh i'm reading harry, dude. Because I never read the books as a kid. And so I have such a strong nostalgic link to the movies. Because, you know, growing up, they're like middle school and high school watching the movies. And I never read the books. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to read the books now. And so I'm reading them. And they're very nice little children's books. They're good books.

They're nice. Have you read them? I've read the first three or four i'm only on the second one i haven't even started the second one i just finished the first one on the trip and i was like you know what i like it because for me it's it's i already know the plot points i know all the shit that happens but they're like little things in the book that of course they don't include in the movies and it's nice little easter eggs they're like oh this is nice it fleshes out things this is so cute whatever it's a nice little story so i'm going from reading hair the harry potter series the into reading uh

i already have the book i'm waiting just until i finish through harry potter but i'm it's gonna it's called outer dark by cormac mccarthy and the synopsis is like a sister bears her brother's child and then the brother like takes a child and abandons it in the wilderness and now she's going out to find the child in like the wilderness so it doesn't die sounds like a watson family reunion and that's uh that's the that's the synopsis on the back of the book that sounds dark i just i i just bought a uh i just bought a corinth mccarthy book i bought i got the road yeah did you read it not yet i. I just bought a bunch of books. It's a very easy read.

I bought Naked Lunch. I bought The Road. I bought 1984. Fucking God. When I was in Australia, I was like, I want to read 1984. And then I ordered it. And then I got home and I forgot I ordered it and it showed up. And I was like so confused.

You were like, what? It's just one of those books. It's like you always hear it talked about so I'm like it's a short book I might as well try it see what it's like I wish I could read more man I just have such a fucking bad attention span yeah I mean it's probably because of shit like social media and everything

I can really only read if I'm I would say on tour if I'm going on vacation somewhere because uh if I'm home I'm just gonna be up late watching something or playing video games and then I'm gonna be tired by the time I'm done with that and I'm like I don't I can't read right now I just want to look at my phone for three hours before bed and get no satisfaction from it when I when I read I always end up falling

asleep I just get so sleepy that's good though that should be your routine that's true helps you helps you helps you go to betty by because i've heard matt go betty by i've heard it's it's like reading before bed is really good for you instead of like looking at your phone like you'll sleep better because you don't get all that light and all that shit well i woke up this morning and now my iphone has dark mode oh i haven't updated mine yet. Ooh, check this out. Even Instagram automatically goes into, well, okay, into dark mode. What the fuck? Instagram dark mode?

I know. I'm still in this light mode over here. Look at this. I don't know what other apps. All this wasted energy. They announced a new SpongeBob movie I saw. It's a wonderful sponge. See, the last two movies have been fine.

The SpongeBob movie, because I was afraid for the last one because... I didn't see it. They really were selling hard the fact that they were going into the real world. But in actuality, that is legitimately only 20 minutes of the movie. Like, the whole movie is a regular 2D animated SpongeBob movie. That's why i didn't see it because i was like i don't want to see this like cg one because it just doesn't uh you know feel fucking the same because it just looked like i mean it didn't look bad but to me

it was like oh that's like you know not spongebob yeah this one looks i'm looking at pictures they just announced it well spongebob that i liked whenever they would go out into the is that classic episode where they put like a sponge like a dried out sponge starfish and then like a stuffed squirrel on a stick or whatever. Yeah. This one looks like, I think it's 2D animated because the poster looks like it's like CG or claymation. Does he do LSD in this? I don't know. Because this is the poster.

It's very psychedelic and it says this movie is going to be a total trip is this about Spongebob and Patrick dropping acid for the first time? the director is Tim Hill does Spongebob trip in this movie? I forget dude

Hillenburg is dead I don't know if I want to see this because Hillenburg has no involvement with it who's Tim Hill I don't know some boy okay so he did Alvin and the Chipmunks he did Hop remember that movie the Easter movie he did Garfield a Tale of Two Kitties

oh he did the Spongebob movie oh did he he did Muppets from Space he did Max Keeble's Big Move okay so he has a oh no he also did muppets from space he did max kiebel's big move okay so he has a oh oh no he also did grumpy cat's worst christmas ever yikes but he did he does have the spongebob movie under his belt i'm gonna i'm gonna look hold on let me look spongebob squarepants movie where is it so he looks like he just primarily directs kids movies i want to see something because i'm looking at the imdb stuff of all the movies let me look at writers oh damn dude he directed i mean they have all those same kind of like

the same key writers from the first movie and second movie so these are still like um old old ass spongebob people so we'll see we'll see i don't know just if they got people from the first movie i trust it because i i don't i don't distrust spongebob you know obviously it's not the same as it used to be which i get because you know it's been going on for 20 years now yeah since 99 99 yeah so it's it's literally been 20 years so of course they're gonna have to change with the times and the style will change like any tv show look at the simpsons yeah like a family guy well simpsons simpsons needs to be taken out back and put down i think south park's still running good though south park i know yeah they're south park's new shit's still funny i think it's because they're always like it's not just them being

topical they actually have themes and have a point to make when they're being topical and like something uh similar to family guy where it'll bring up topical things specifically as the joke yeah but with family guy they'll write it when it's topical and then it'll come out 11 months later yeah where south park they'll write it the week of and it comes out that week which is insane let's prove with the china shit yeah which jesus led remember how like two podcasts or whatever ago i was like hey no i was like i was asking for like an update on what's going on in hong kong this is a big update right yeah i think with nba and south park and blizzard the nba you don't know about that no i haven't heard about this well i don't know specifically who, so sorry, sports fans.

But some basketball boy in the NBA. Well, I think it started with someone high up in the NBA. Wait, the basketball boy? There was a basketball player that during an apology, this isn't what kicked it off, but he's like, I just want to let people know that I love China. We love China. We love those fans.

We want to love China. You know, we love China. We love those fans. You know, we want to respect China. And like the president, not the president, someone high up said something about, you know, supporting Hong Kong. And all of a sudden NBA is having to kind of like try to walk it back. Someone high up in the NBA? Mm-hmm. Not like a player, like a white man. Like an executive. Yeah. Oh. One of the whites. Well, the problem is. One of high up in the NBA? Mm-hmm. Not like a player, like a white man. Like an executive. Yeah.

Oh. One of the whites. Well, the problem is, even though, like, you know, might be a little controversial for me. I don't know why it's controversial.

I think everyone should support Hong Kong, but I think that, like, the problem is people have to walk that back because there's so much business in China that they're like, fuck,

this is going to cost us money. Even though it's like the right thing to do. Yeah. And you see, did you see, uh, Matt Stone and Trey Parker issued their apology for the episode? It definitely doesn't look exactly like Winnie the Pooh.

It was, it was like, they, they've always been, they've done some like really far out there shit where I'm, they've gotten some like serious death threats and stuff before. Well, yeah.

I mean, they, they, they took on Scientology they took on Japan about the dolphins they did the Muhammad thing yeah which that one is like

they couldn't air that on TV yeah well the actual episode they wanted they couldn't really air I think they just made him a teddy bear put him in like

a teddy bear costume I remember in like the which is which is funny because they actually have Muhammad depicted in an earlier episode cause do they really there's this story that trey parker was saying it's like how come you won't let us show muhammad you let us do it before and then they're like wait

what and then uh it turns out they just had him in an earlier episode like in one of the early early episodes oh my god nobody really like noticed that that sends anxiety through me i am you we should do drunk drawing muhammad okay that's that's a good one uh we should have steven crowder on as our guest yeah i'm gonna do it yeah dude we should so do that we should we should do like a tour with like steven crowder and prager you and do like a drawing a drunk drawing muhammad tour yeah we're gonna show them now now listen guys that's my steven crowder impression i wonder if like we ever get any A drunk drawing Muhammad tour. Yeah, we're going to show them. Now, listen, guys. That's my Steven Crowder impression.

I wonder if we ever get any actual Chinese propaganda bots in our comments. Probably. I remember one time we talked about Hong Kong, and I saw a comment getting pretty upset where it's like, wow, your American propaganda is really showing. China just, and by saying this, it sucks because now we can never do a tour in China. Damn it. I do get worried.

China's going to go after us now. I do get worried saying things about China publicly because I'm like, you know, does this. They're a communist regime. If I go to China in the future, am I going to get flagged or something? It's like, you know, that ain't, that ain't good. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done.

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I don't know. Or if they just don't give a shit. They're like, he's a fucking Let's Player. Fuck that. Well, they're on the internet. Like, no one's business. They are. They got Tencent is like a big, isn't it called Tencent?

The big, like, electronics conglomerate in China that owns like a lot of shit. Dude, there's so many, like, crazy Chinese companies that you've never heard of that are like some of the biggest companies in the world. Like if you go on the Alexa list of most popular websites. Tencent. Yeah. Tencent? Never even heard of that. Yeah.

Tencent Holdings Limited is a Chinese multinational conglomerate holding company founded in 1998. Love those conglomerates. I know there's like Foxconn, which Foxconn makes like everything. Foxconn makes like every electronic. I think they make iPhones. I think they make like consoles. They make every, basically like every modern electronic.

I think Foxconn. Well, that's what happens when you push production to a company, to a country that's shitty. It has like no regulation. I mean, it's cheap for us. Yeah. And we don't have to spend as much money

it's fucked though i listened to this uh report once uh this like audio report um that was just kind of this like investigative documentary about foxconn and it was uh just going into detail about like what it was like and i remember they were having so many suicides at the factories that their solution was to just put up yeah yeah i remember that it's like damn mao zedong killed like that's what i'm saying they've had a real amount of people yeah they also had tiananmen square yes no no which there's video footage of no there's not you can go look up actually on the internet it's it's for your eyes to see and uh if your friends don't believe you i'm not i'm not sure i'm not i don't think tinaman could happen again because there's so much recording now like hong

kong like i feel like if this hong kong shit was happening back in 1989 they'd shut it down quick yeah because it's like the whole world isn't watching but like now with hong kong there's twitter there's people can talk online they can instantly live stream it to america so it's like if china were to do something then it's like everyone would see. Right. I mean, they can't deny or cover something up. What's on your arm? I don't know.

It's a big red dot. It's like a cyst, bro. It's not. It's a... See how it stretch marks? Mm-hmm. Sometimes the follicles get inflated for some reason. Inflated?

Like a balloon. It's probably because I play with it and squeeze it. The more you mess with it, the... That's what sucks about acne, man. It's like... It's an ingrown hair. It starts out as an ingrown hair and then I just fucking fiddle with it. That's how you can get a balloon. It's probably because I play with it and squeeze it. The more you mess with it, the... That's what sucks about acne, man. It's like... It's an ingrown hair. It starts out as an ingrown hair, and then I just fucking fiddle with it. That's how you can get a cyst.

Oops. If you got, like, an ingrown hair, fuck with it. That's what happened to my face. Everyone's always like, what happened to your face? Because I suddenly have this big scar. Everyone you meet. Everyone. I'll go out to a restaurant, like, oh, what happened to your face?

I have this scar on my face now. Jesus Christ, what happened to you? It used to to not be there it's very front and center getting a fight with a mountain lion it's i had a cyst uh conveniently front and center on my face uh which did not go away and then i had to get uh surgery on my face you had fun popping it though right oh my god dude that was the most insane shit i've ever seen. I've never seen more blood, and it was, whew, it was insane, man. You saw the video I sent you. Yeah. I almost posted it, and then I was like, no, this one's too far.

Oh, the one that, ugh, I can't do videos like what Frank put on Twitter. Oh, dude, yeah, Frank posted that video on Twitter. I was like, ugh. I was like, dude. Did you see how many followers he lost after that? He lost, like, thousands of followers after posting that. It's fucking gross. I'm sorry.

Well, we say that's gross. Meanwhile, we're like, oh, the poo-poo. I know. I know. Different strokes, different folks. Deal with it, fellas. Yeah, suck it up, snowflakes. But I was talking to Frank recently, man.

I fucking miss Frank. We send each other pictures every now and then of just like bullshit frank is uh frank's getting fit you're about to say something really mean frank's getting fat i was like i was like kind of fat man have you noticed that dude i've been on weight he he last time we hung out i think he put a hex on me and now he's uh really now i'm taking all of his weight i could see frank doing something like that, though. You know, putting a parasite, putting like a demonic parasitic like animal inside of one of my drinks. Oh, by the way, Marin and I put a hex on you last week.

I hope that's cool. Yeah. Anyways, I hope just let me know if anything changes. Dude, did I tell you? I guess what I know how to do now. Hold on. Kiss a woman. Hold on.

I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you Matt's reaction. OK, he's standing up right now he's going in front of the TV how to floss are you about to floss let's see it yep that's it that's it late oh that's good that's really good right yeah I finally I finally learned and now I just need to learn how to dab I think our that one's the hardest one to do. That's a really hard one. Actually, I think our Cold Ones episode is out at this point. No, it's not.

I'm kidding. We're at the end of the episode. You're like, I think I learned how to floss. Did I say that? Yeah, it's right before the ending where I pull Chad down on the ground. Like I said, Yuri gave me four shots of whiskey. Too much. When he said it was two shots.

So I had no idea and then i kept drinking after that and you know when you get too drunk you to the point where it's like i'm gonna keep drinking fucking that's what happened and then it's very it's not my proudest moment but it's a memorable one for sure it's i guess i haven't seen it you've seen it but i watched the patreon i'll watch it when it comes a half hour one and i was just like jesus christ jesus christ it's it's it's good it's a good one uh i can't wait for my grandchildren to watch that i think about that sometimes like my grandkids will watch these videos one day if the internet still exists you know it's like

if you have grandkids if you're not sterile oh i might be sterile i haven't i've never tested that i could i could be shooting blanks right now. Who knows? Well, here's what you do. You just create a Tinder account, right? And then you just, you just be as unsafe as possible. If, if one of those women gets pregnant, you know, and if they don't, then all of a sudden you have to make sure they're not on birth control too. Looking for bitches who aren't on the pill, please and thank you. Who want want to bear who want to bear a child for fun who wants to bear my seed

who wants to who wants to grow the fruit of my seed yeah any takers out there would uh would like to have a let's players child i wonder uh we should get our fertility tested for a video you know sperm count like the tri guys did i mean. I wonder if mine's been affected by how awful I treat myself. It probably lowers it. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I also might. I don't think I have a high testosterone or sperm count to begin with.

Because I just feel like I have like a lower. And then we do the video. Because you look very feminine. You look like a. You look like a. So I never said that. You look like a Peter Pan type. A Peter Pan type.

A Broadway Peter Pan type. A Broadway Peter Pan type. A Broadway Peter Pan type? Yeah. What's that supposed to mean? You look like a young... It means you look like a woman playing a young boy. Thank you, Ryan. I love how they did that in Peter Pan, though.

For the longest time, it was a woman playing Peter Pan because she looked more like a young boy. They got the high-pitched voices. Yeah. You know, it's hard for a man to play a little boy. I might be able to. I might be looked more like a young boy. They got the high-pitched voices. Yeah. You know, it's hard for a man to play a little boy. I might be able to. I might be able to play a little boy. Yeah, maybe we should go back to the

good old times when little boys played women in romantic Shakespeare plays for the world to see. Little boys played women? Yeah, you didn't know that? Would they, like, kiss? I don't know. I wasn't there. Damn, that's wild but yeah little boys played women oh yeah because they they wouldn't have women in plays yep they're like

it's all men yeah it's amazing i don't want to kiss another man but if you give me a little boy on stage now let me tell you something there is nothing more masculine than the art of theater okay that's why only men can be in theater okay no women we don't want to this is a man's sport you know just for a second i closed my eyes i really did think that little boy was a woman i fell in love with him on stage and that's that's a commitment to my acting all right all right sean penn uh uh take it from the top again okay can we do the kiss scene again i i i saw a play this week actually i saw a little shop of horrors that's gay dude it's not gay it's musical theater okay then tell me this were most of the couples homosexual or straight in the audience? I would say, not joking, probably 95% of the people there were gay.

Okay. It was very- Point proven, buddy. It was very- It was fun. It was a really good play because I love that movie. And this one was actually, the girl that played Audrey was the main girl from the TV show Pose. And then the guy that played Mr. Mushnick was from Disney Channel, some newer show.

Mr. Mosby. Yeah, it was Mr. Mosby. And then the guy that played... No, he was going to play the part, but they had to use the stand-in because he killed someone. Jesus Christ. Poor dude.

No, I... Poor dude. Poor guy. Man, he killed someone in a drunk driving accident. Sucks to suck, dude. Then the main guy, Seymour, was played by some guy from Broadway. They resurrected him. He's a good actor.

Too bad one of his last roles was in fucking a Hunger Games movie. I mean, they CG'd him for the next one. They did a pretty good job, I think. Yeah, I haven't seen those movies since I saw them in theaters. I didn't hate those movies. They really tried to capture that Harry Potter magic and they couldn't. They were, they were for sure. They're like, the teen audience needs something.

I liked Hunger Games personally. I thought that was a good series. It was stupid, I think. Mockingjay, regardless of the book or the movie, was always the most disappointing one. The most disappointed I've ever been in a theater experience watching something that I have read was Eragon though. I never, I tried reading Eragon.

They butchered my boy. It was too, it was a little too much for me. What was? Those books like Eragon. Because they were so big. My brain. They were written by a 17 year old who was just like all on the page.

They were written by a 17 year old? Christopher Paolini was 17 when he started writing Eragon, yep. Damn. He wasn't 17 when he wrote all of them and I'm pretty sure he aged as he wrote because there's no way he wrote that in like a month I was about to say like dude imagine like

your most famous work you look back but you were like so young and different when you made it so you're embarrassed by it and then I remembered oh yeah we're YouTubers which means our you know 18 and 19 year old lives are captured on film forever so literally the exact same thing. We're going to be eight. Oh, my God.

This is what he looks like now? Oh, my God. What's he look like? Because usually there's a picture in the back of the books that you see of good old Christopher, and this is the pictures you would see of him. It's like, oh, that's a young boy, right? That's definitely a college freshman.

Yeah. That is a philosophy. This is him now. Oh, dude. he has a beard well the shape of his head shifted drastically he doesn't look like the same fucking person his forehead like his forehead gained some mass yo at christopher paolini well i don't know he's looking fucking thick in this picture though like in the good way like oh yeah oh dude like it built my ass oh my god yo christopher paolini why don't you come on our podcast can we talk can we talk your books i i only got up to brissinger uh because it was it was spoiled for me i didn't read it

because it was spelled stupid you're looking like seth rogan right here but christopher paolini dude come on the podcast that'd be fun man i i want to get more like uh people i want to get more like here's that classic picture actually oh okay he's a handsome young man i want to get more uh variety on our podcast i want to get more different people yeah i just i just feel like whenever we talk about um poopoo caca peepee uh we we alienate ourselves from having guests like that but then I look at H3H3 and they get legitimately professional comedians

he had Andrew Yang on his fucking podcast hey you know boy spits facts he spits straight facts I actually uh really um I would love to get more guests on here that aren't youtubers or white rappers you know it's cause like kind of that's all we've really

had and I wanna try to all we've really had and i and i want to try to like we've had a woman yeah guys we've had one woman on the podcast hamela horton you you're a woman thank you for coming on the podcast i want i want to get and i'm glad that our audience has reduced you to the the woman the woman that was on the podcast well guys well the thing is if you guys have suggestions for more more guests that are kind of outside of our realm, just to kind of get some more interesting topics. We have one podcast where we have a line and it's just all non-white nationalities, like non-Concassian. And they each get five minutes. So we try to go through every nationality on the podcast.

Be like, hey, how are you? I'm good. Cool. Were you born here? Yeah, actually my parents moved over from, uh, they used to,

they were born in Indonesia and they brought, Oh, you don't have an accent. Yeah. Well, I, uh, I was born in the States.

That's interesting. Cool. Next. Hey, so, uh, yeah, so my parents were,

uh, from Chicago and, uh, my mom, my mom's mom was from Eastern Europe. Oh shit, damn. So I noticed you don't have an accent. Oh, that's because I was born in the States.

I've never been to Eastern Europe. Next guest? Belarus. Hey, I'm from Taiwan. From the streets of Taiwan. You don't have an accent. It's interesting. I was born in the States. See, my parents met each other in college and then came over here to find a better work environment, I guess, for what they were.

Universities are just usually better in the States, I guess. Guys, we officially have our tokens. We got it I do I just want to like I feel like we should just get new types of guests that we've never had before some some thick bitches I don't know who wants to come on the podcast give us suggestions because we're kind of the right to not have you we have a lot of people that have said yes and a lot of other people, we just haven't really like like Call Me Carson said he would come on.

Who's that? Call Me Carson. I don't know who Call Me is. Is he the guy that cries on purpose? Yes. Okay, we were watching one of his streams. Yeah, we were at the Misfits house. A lot of people have said they would come on, but then I just don't follow up with them.

Because they suck. They all suck. Because they're not as cool as us. They're not as cool as us. And I'm like, I invited you on, but on second thought. I don't think you're cool enough. I'm thinking about getting, I don't know if you're down, but my sister is down to be on the podcast in Texas.

Is she? Yeah, she said she would like to come on. Because, you know, she's always chasing that clout. my sister is down to be on the podcast in Texas. Is she? Yeah, she said she would like to come on. Because, you know, she's always chasing that clout. Does she actually want to come on the podcast? Is she going to get her fucking mouth fixed beforehand? She sounds like a panther. She's a mouth breather, for sure. Thanks for having me.

Your sister's a very sweet bitch. I love my sister. My sister is a wonderful woman. She's very, very sweet. I'm very excited to see her soon because our Texas tour is... Can she dunk though? She can probably dunk. She's like 5'8 or something, I mean, she's not. She's like 5'8 or something.

I don't know if you can dunk if you're 5'8. Can she clap, though? Damn it! Imagine Rav dunking on Bill. He'd have to jump on Bill's shoulders. Imagine Rav dunking, but he has a little trampoline he bounces off. That's mean. I'm sorry, Rav. Bye, Rav. I fucking love you. on Bill's shoulders. Imagine Rav like dunking, but he has like a little trampoline he bounces off. That's mean. I'm sorry, Rav.

Bye, Rav. I fucking love you. Rav's amazing. They have a new EP out that's good too. Go listen to it. Yeah, I added a song of theirs to my October playlist. Nice. It was Cinnabar.

Yeah, I added that one too last night. That was a good one. Also, a little musical shout out to a lesser known artist named Emmett James. Two M's, two T's. He has an album called Avery Out. And he's really cool. He works at a coffee shop I like. And he makes really good music.

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i would be furious so i don't want to do that for anybody i'm not going to say anything about it but i'd say if you have seen breaking bad then totally worth a watch if you if you haven't i'd say don't bother because i don't know if it'd make that much sense honestly it uh i was watching it and i was kind of like i was trying to every movie i feel like should stand on its own but this is a weird case where it's still a good piece of media but it really doesn't stand on its own it's kind of like just another episode of breaking bad you know really long one it's like it's like imagine if they made one more episode of Breaking Bad after the finale. That's two hours long. And it's really good.

I will say that I really, really enjoyed El Camino. I thought it was really, really well, really well. Lee Welly is not a word. Really good. Lee. Jesus Christ. Really well made. Really well directed and written.

And the acting from everybody was incredible. I thought it was awesome. I didn't know how they were going to do it, but the fact that they pulled off being able to collaborate and exist within the inspector gadget universe, I thought that was like a very brave, ambitious. Yeah.

I was like, cause I was worried before, uh, watching. I'm like, all right, because what if this ruins inspector gadget, inspector gadget?

What if this, you know what, what they're going in adding Lord of the inspector gadget universe and they can mess that up, you know? Because what if this ruins Inspector Gadget? Inspector Gadget. They're going and adding Lord of the Inspector Gadget universe. And they can mess that up. They did a good job though. You have Inspector Gadget. You have Inspector Gadget 2 where they introduce

the female robot. You have the animated series too. Remember he had that show. Did you ever watch the Inspector Gadget show? Where he goes and travels around the world. And it's animated Inspector Gadget but then it's's like live they put him in live action cut scenes i remember watching episode where he was in venice in italy and he was like exploring the he was on like a gondola uh there was that one too and if and if they were to mess up that universe i would be so upset but they they i don't want to give away spoilers but they did a good job they they

respected it they did yeah really well so and uh i don't want to i don't want to say anything but uh if uh if uh if you're expecting a certain character to pop up in the movie i don't know maybe you're certain mr you know someone whose hand might not be a normal hand i keep your eyes out i don't know i don't want to spoil anything though also the i do have, I will spoil one thing, just because it's not a big spoiler, but it's called El Camino because at the, in one of the last scenes, Jesse takes the El Camino off of a jump and does like a, he like does a crazy flip in it and lands it. Yeah. Well, he's standing on the hood of the El Camino.

Because right before he goes off the jump, he climbs out like in a, like in Death Proof. Yeah. And he gets on the hood. And he looks over to his left and the, and where he's about to go, there off the jump he climbs out like in a like in death proof yeah uh and he gets on the hood and he looks over to his left and the in where he's about to go there's the jump which is like the fork of the road there's the cliff and then on the left side you see you see um paul walker smiling at him about to take that left fork in the road except oddly enough that the left side of the road just leads to a brick wall. I always think of that song when I think of Paul Walker. Without you, my friend.

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. Family. When I see you again. Yo, these movies are about family and not making mass profits in the Chinese market, yo. Bro. Bro. You stay. I go.

Was this Paul Walker in the Iron Giant? Did he play Hogarth? He played the Iron Giant. If only. My favorite image is the giant iron. Vince Gilligan played the Iron Giant, dude. Here's where I go. What's his name? No following.

No, his name is Vance. Vince Vaughn. Not Vince Vaughn. The guy, he was in Fast and Furious. Vaughn. Vin Diesel. Yeah, Vin Diesel. Wait, it was Vin Diesel, right?

He was the voice of the Iron Giant. Vin Diesel was? Yeah. That's right. And Groot, dude. Wasn't Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious? Yeah, he's like a main character. Damn.

He plays Blister Stoneheart. Is that really his name in the movie? No, I wish. See, I believe it. Blister Stoneheart? Can we make a movie where Von Winklevoss... What's his name? Von Winklevoss.

The Winklevoss twins. Von Winklevoss. The Winklevoss twins. Von Winklevoss Rodman. Yeah, the podcast has just turned into bumbling fucking. We're fully sober, by the way. I know. We have not smoked anything or drank anything. This is just, we're just laying down on the couch right now. And for the last four minutes of the podcast,

enjoy some natural sound from the recording room as, uh, we think we, we end the podcast. I don't know. Ooh. See the, the jungle cruise trailer came out. Jungle cruise? Yeah. Oh oh based on the ride in disney yep

is dwayne the rock johnson in it yes he has a funny little hat since the day we launched fox news channel in 1990 what's that shepherd smith stepped down wait shepherd smith stepped down he left fox news that's the guy that looks like he wears makeup right? well he of course wears makeup he's the he was uh one of the lead reporters on Fox News

he's the one that kind of always he called shit out yeah and he's stepping down now oh my god it's also surprising he's stepping down now oh my god it's also surprising he's like he's like one of their main anchors and he was gay too on Fox News

oh Ooh, Beijing plans to restrict visas for U.S. visitors with anti-China links. Dude, what's up? Brent has close ties to Xi Jinping. We done? You hear about that goose game? Yeah, it's big. Interesting. Want to play it Yeah, it's big. Interesting. Want to play it?

Nah. Pretty big. Yeah, it's hard. You heard what? I heard that's pretty big. It's really big. Yeah. The goose, is it just called goose game? It's called Untitled Goose Game.

Oh. I have nothing against it. I just don't think it's my cup of tea. It's one of those games that's like... Might be a cute thing to play. Kind of like Goat Simulator. When I'm on a plane flight or something on my Switch. People have been asking us to play it a lot.

Untitled Goose Game? Yeah. We've seen like top comments. Yeah, a lot of babies. A lot of little babies in their diapers. Going wah, wah, wah. like a lot of babies a lot of little babies in their diapers going where i think it's done i think it's about time to i think it's yeah i think the podcast is about done right here okay i'm just gonna go over and reach over oh you got the mouse i hear that outro

music getting louder. Oh, they're back. Oh. I'm just going to end the recording. Perfect. Bye, everyone.