supermegashow - EP 165 - Texas, Tornades, and Fortnite (Halloween Special)

Episode Date: October 24, 2019

As the title suggests, we talk about our Texas Tour, tornadoes, and some EPIC Fortnite! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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in Canada for a limited time. You scared, Ryan? Um. Feeling scared? No. You should. Why? Why is that, Matthew?

Because it's that time of the year again. It's Spooky Megacast. Ooh. Yeah. And in this episode, because, you know, usually Spooky Megacast, we don't really delve into anything too spooky. It's just because it falls on the week of Halloween.

But we will have random jump scares in this episode to feed the masses because Hollywood's been doing it for a while. They noticed that putting in jump scares and more horror films gets the audience there, gets the numbers up, gets in more money. So we're thinking that's going to be our kind of bread and butter when it comes to the holiday season. So get ready. Get got me with that one.

Oh, me too. Anyways, that was. So now you guys know that was a little test. Don't listen to this one while driving or falling asleep. We're not going to do any more jump scares. Yeah, that's it. That was the jump scare quota. But happy Halloween, everybody.

This is the fourth. OK, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Now getting me to sorry. Now. Now is the last time that that will definitely be the last time. There better sorry, sorry. It's getting me too. Sorry, now is the last time. That will definitely be the last time.

There better be no more. No more. What were you saying? I was saying. Look at that. I'm keeping my eyes on you. Yeah. I was saying that.

Is it because I'm so cute, like a little pumpkin? Yeah, you're just like a little jack-o'-lantern. I just want to carve you up. You just want to open me up and- Pull out those goopy insides? Yeah. Carve your eyes out. I

basically just want to say happy Halloween to everyone. It's our fourth spooky mega. It's not even Halloween yet. It's Halloween week. It's the week of Halloween. It's fourth spooky mega, so I guess this is our fourth spooky mega cast. Damn. Whoa. That's crazy. See, we didn't mention the episode number,

but we'll comment on the fact that it's the fourth. It is yeah which is almost 166 200 would have been scary hey it's coming someday one one of these days 200 guys well in about almost a year yeah about a year from now something special will be on that one um but let's talk before we get into spooky shit we just got back from tour our last tour of 2019 and uh it was in texas we did houston we did austin and we did dallas might have been my favorite show we put on and it might have been my uh some of my favorite crowds absolutely definitely my favorite place we've traveled because i think texas is very much i like the vibe hate the weather love the vibe it was so nice dude after you left the uh the weather got so nice a big spooky tornado a big spooky tornado actually did the day ryan left i was still in dallas and this

big ass tornado comes out of nowhere and just completely decimated a bunch of shit it was huge and uh we all we when we had to drop off the van, we went and we watched from a parking lot. And we watched this big ass storm. The tornado was like 20 miles away. And there was so much lightning. And it was insane. It was a cool thing to watch though. Luckily, nobody died from it.

Which is crazy because if you see the aftermath. It was insane. Jackson was telling, you sent me pictures. Were those pictures you took? No, I didn't take those pictures. Okay was insane. Jackson was telling, you sent me pictures. Were those pictures you took? No, I didn't take those pictures. Well, Jackson was talking to me and he said like two elementary schools just have to close down and they have to move the kids because the schools are ruined. I think all the schools got closed. Didn't Home Depot get obliterated?

Home Depot got destroyed. Highway signs and the roads and shit. Cars flipped. I saw like a flipped 18 wheeler. When you think about it like it's just wind wait so did you get to experience the whole like it's so people say it sounds like a train like tornado sounds like i wasn't close to it i was uh i was like 20 miles or so from where it was because this is boring now but my my sister was pretty close my sister was my sister was like a mile away from it um the time. She said all the sirens were going off.

Can you call her real quick and ask her if it sounded like a train? No, I'm not going to give her. She did. Can I call her then? Do you have her number? No. Can you give it to me? She's at work right now, Ryan.

I don't want to start. She has to fulfill tasks in work. Okay, then who can I call that's been through a tornado before? I don't know anyone that's been in a tornado. It was scary, though, because, you know, I think there were two or three actually that ended up touching down but my sister said that was really really rare for that to happen especially in October. I bet you Justin's seen a tornado. I doubt Justin's ever seen a tornado. I'm gonna ask him. It's ringing. If he doesn't pick up

we're gonna dock his pay. How much do you think? Docks him too. Well first let's figure out how much we're docking his pay when much you think docks him too well first let's figure out how much we're docking his pay when he doesn't pick up 75 75 oh okay nevermind hello hey you sound like you just you're just waking up no i'm not i'm actually trying to uh get the second episode of navy seals exported um i've had to restart my computer four times now because it's just not opening the export window. Well, I was calling because Matt and I were curious on whether you have ever been in or seen a tornado before. You have to think about it. I feel like that's something you would just remember

if you saw a giant spiral from the sky ripping things apart. Is this a podcast bit? No, we're just curious. Yeah. No, I don't think I have, but definitely I've been very close to some. I haven't seen them because I've been in my basement because I didn't want to die.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, okay, so you know how they have that stigma or that thing that people say where it's like, it sounds like a train. Does it actually sound like a train? I mean, I wasn't that close. You were in your basement. You said you were in your basement.

It does sound like a train, though, from what I've heard. I would have been like eight or nine years old. I was just listening to what my mom said. I don't know. She said it was close as fuck. She just needed you in the basement for a few hours because she wanted alone time. Justin, there's a tornado.

Go down. Get down. Get down. She locks him in. Something like that. Yeah. It's like sunny outside and shit. I was just curious because I wanted to know if tornadoes actually sound like trains.

But I guess it's still a mystery. They do. My sister's... I had to guess. I don't think it would be a train, windy, rumbly, shaky, not safe. Okay. Something like that. I was hoping it sounded like a giant scary horn or something.

No, my sister's friend was really close, and I went right over her house, and she said it sounded just like a freight train going by. Just a big... You should go to the middle of Kansas during tornado season. That's my plan. I'd like to go to Oklahoma. Can we go in an indestructible ball? Just put ourselves in the middle of it?

Like a hamster ball? Like a big hamster ball? Yeah, where we... Thank you, Justin. Thank you very much. Yeah, all right. Okay, bye. Why...

Justin hates us. He does. You hear the disdain in his voice. Why don't storm chasers do that just getting like those big you know bubble boy

that movie like why don't they just get those big yeah they get those big hamster balls and just cause you know they're not gonna get

hit by anything if they're in there they might get tossed around a little bit but that'd be fun uh the problem is though that when you're going at that high speeds

that when you're bouncing around in a ball you wanna be strapped in so if there was in a ball, you want to be strapped in. So if there was a way for like me to be like strapped in or like, how about this? I'll just, you put me in like, we make a cast and you pour cement in it. And then I'm just like in the middle of a block of cement during a. That sounds like a torture. Tornadoes coming at you and you're trapped in a block of cement.

And so I get to experience it, go around in this giant block of cement because I'm... The only thing that would be a problem is if anything hit me head on, like fate. Then you're exposing the most valuable part of your body to the whole tornado in your head. All this debris.

Okay, how about this? They could put a dome around your head. Then it's just my face. It's just my face it's just my face your eyes can get gouged out by like cement i'll have safety goggles on so it's like i just want to spin around in a tornado so it's a big old so it's a cube and just your face is sticking out and you have safety goggles yeah and if it gets hit it's not gonna hurt me because i'm so solidified like i there's no vibration in it.

Have you seen what tornadoes can do to cement and shit? Well, line it with diamond. Okay, that's smart. There you go. They actually, like, it's terrifying how strong, because it's just wind, but, like, have you seen the video where it literally picks up a freight train and flips it? Well, that's everything, right? Like, water's just water until it's a tsunami. Yeah, true. picks up a freight train and flips it oh that's everything right like water's just water until it's a tsunami yeah true but it's like how the fuck does it rip trees out of the ground and

flip freight trains and 18 wheelers like that's scary what are the water tornadoes called water spouts is that what they're called we're about dust devils i've seen those in the desert before but never like a big one i've seen just little tiny little twirly whirlies yeah there's a there's the fire tornadoes too those exist what are those called uh hell yeah that looks like hell is opening up because they're in a forest fire they happen in california because like during a forest fire something happens then all of a sudden there's just this big fire tornado yeah the east coast has hurricane season and the west coast has fire season yeah i had a dream last night i walked outside everything was on fire like like there were fires everywhere everywhere i looked and i

was like fuck man california's getting bad fires and i wasn't at home and i was trying to frantically figure out which direction my home was to see if it was where the fires were because that's like a real concern for people that live out in california oh yeah there was there was a in my where i was where was living where i live there was a hazardous air thing for like a whole 24 hour period so essentially and when i when i was outside it smelled like a like a campfire didn't you say it was making your eyes water and stuff i was in my car and it was making my eyes water damn but is that just little particles of like burnt wood smacking into your eyeballs i guess it smoked just tiny little pieces of of whatever was being burnt just floating in the air now because matter can't be created or destroyed it's turning into a toxic gas that fills your lungs and can suffocate you damn but uh if you're

yeah yeah a couple weeks ago there were those massive fires up in like north of the valley there were like three huge ones huge i saw like a bunch of people's houses got burned down some people died that fucking sucks there was a you could smell it like i'm pretty sure you could probably smell it from santa monica to hollywood i did i could smell it when uh when smell it when it was raging. It just goes all across LA. It's nasty, man. And then like, do you remember that one time

a couple of years ago, there was that forest fire that was pretty close to Glendale and the sky was just like red. Yep. That was insane. And then we got to go on the roof of our apartment complex at the time

and see- It looked like a mushroom. It was just glowing at night. Yeah, yeah. yeah oh yeah when there were those fires in burbank you could just see uh on the the mountains they were just like orange glowing it's crazy well i saw do i do have did i even mention i saw parasite when i can't even if i remember. Whatever. I've seen three fucking fun movies. Well, not fun. Good movies. I saw Parasite.

I saw Jojo Rabbit. Oh. I saw... Jojo Siwa's movie? The Lighthouse. Yeah? Yeah. How were they?

Give me the Ryan McGee rundown. The rundown. Okay, short rundown. Do-do-bap-a-dash, Ryan McGee's rundown. Parasite's probably my favorite movie of the year um it it follows kind of like your like typical narrative structure but it kept me guessing and kept me curious throughout it because usually when you watch a movie and there's if there's any form of mystery i don't want to spoil too much but if there's any form of mystery to it you can kind

of guess where those plot points are going to go based on movies you've seen in the past like when bruce willis uh it turns out he was actually your father the whole time yeah that's life that's not yeah yeah well but yes along the same lines um but yeah this it the tension kept building. Curiosity was always spiked. And themes in it were clear to understand. So that's good. It's a really good movie. That's just you don't really have to think too much.

People have been raving about it. Everyone's been telling me to go see it. I honestly think it's i've enjoyed this movie out of and out of i think any movie i've seen this year currently jojo rabbit was cute and i know taigo watiti watiti is that how you pronounce it whatever yeah i know his he played hitler right he so jojo rabbit because i didn't i didn't want to spoil parasite at, but Jojo Rabbit is essentially about a kid in the Nazi youth whose imaginary friend is Adolf Hitler. And since he is the kind of...

Since it is an imaginative Hitler, he only kind of knows stuff that a 10-year-old would know. So he has that sensibility to him. It's very goofy yeah just you can tell from the trailers uh it i liked it very enjoyable um but i i had a problem with the shift in tones i i thought that when it got serious it didn't stick as much as i think it could have because then the the tone after presenting something so serious is kind of goofy and I know that's what he's known for is like a shift in tone and uh I don't know

I just felt like with how serious the subject matter they betrayed visibly uh there's one scene that I don't want to spoil uh but there's one particular scene that's very just brutal to watch. And then afterwards they still try to pull on like the cutesy stuff. And I just feel like it was, it was pulling me in different directions and I didn't have enough time to kind of sit in it, to sit in, uh, either of the negative mood of what was being presented, but I recommend watching it. And then the lighthouse i'm gonna be honest when i came out of it i had no idea what i saw i was confused as fuck and i didn't under i didn't like it's because i i went into it kind of expecting a very simple film in terms of just

two uh guys at a lighthouse and then visibly what I was being shown. And the way it was structured. Was a little bit confusing for me. To piece a typical narrative structure to it. But then after getting out of it. And thinking about it. It really was like my interpretation. It was a very basic movie.

Just had a lot of it and thinking about it it really was like my interpretation it was a very basic movie just had a lot of um symbolism and visuals that could make you want to think more and when there really isn't as much i guess the symbolism is like very plain like there's symbolism of no it's in the trailer the symbolism of like um a mermaid for for instance like i i at first i was taking it very literally but then you just gotta not really i don't want to spoil too much so it's hard for me yeah i want to still go fast around it so but i do recommend watching it if you're into if you're into uh either robert pattinson as an actor or willem dafoe as an actor they gave i think robert like they both did a fucking phenomenal job. It's shot wonderfully.

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My enjoyment. Parasite. Parasite. Lighthouse. Oh, Jojo. See, no, no. Lighthouse. Oh, Lighthouse.

And then Jojo Rabbit. OK, cool. Well, I like that. I like I like I like hearing my buddy's movie takes. Yeah. You know what? Because it's Spooky Megacast. Ooh.

We haven't mentioned the most scary thing of all. The Debt Collector! No. He is. He's hounding me right now. Oh, okay. You're gay. See, I just called the Debt Collector gay.

What's he going to do? Matthew, I was listening to your podcast to learn information about you know just you and how responsible you are uh in paying back your debt so i can go about this case you know i take my cases seriously when i when i heard that you called me gay you know i was actually gonna go easy on you i like your podcast so much but then uh you called me a homosexual, and I got to tell you, that didn't sit right with me. It embarrassed me.

And my husband. Yep. And unfortunately, we're going to have to pursue you much harder. We haven't come out yet. So that was very rude of you. So thanks for that. Yeah, thanks. Kind of stole the moment.

Anyway, I'm surprised we haven't mentioned this yet. I think because it's just we're used to it by now. We got some big ass news. Some big, do you know what I'm talking about? See, we're that used to it by now. Oh my, okay, yeah, yeah. Well, my hair, okay, yeah. Our hair's gone.

We're bald now. Both of us are bald. Except mine's, since I have such thick hair. Yours is like back already. Since, I guess my hair is just full you have very thick hair there's a lot of it you got that middle eastern like thick dark hair i got that that goofy white man thin ass hair uh and basically i haven't seen you in what five days maybe so last time i saw you you were straight bald and now you're no way it was that long four or five days okay and now you are uh it's like it's back it's if

i squint it's just black yeah well on the other hand it's it's well there's a story to tell it was at a live show yeah i'm sure some of y'all in fact most of y'all listening i would i would i would imagine have probably already seen either video or picture of the event. Yes. But it happened at our first show in the Texas tour, the Houston show, where at the end during the Q&A, a very nice lass wanted to do an odds are with me and Matt. And I was the one that was kind of representing the two of us. Her odds are was, what are the odds are you drink the rest,

or you two chug the rest of that wine? And there was like half a bottle left. So it would have, not too bad. I think I did, did I do five? I think you did five. No, I did three. You did three, right. And we didn't say the same number.

And it was like, aw, but she got to play Odds Are with us. So I guess that was good. With her fucking heroes. I know, that's great. We're just her golden heroes. Her golden girls. One with the mane of a thousand Greeks. Yeah.

And then the other with the with the let's be nice i could see that look in your eyes i was waiting for it with the hair of the arizona desert thank you a tumbleweed first to top my head anyways uh so matt i guess kind of feeling the moment uh took it upon himself to then give me the odds are that i would shave all you didn't say you shave your head you said you shave what are the odds are you shave all of your hair off and i was like fuck so i thought about it we're at our first live show i want to give these people a good show so i'm like five because think about it. We're at our first live show. I want to give these people a good show. So I'm like five. Because think about it. That sounds like a low number, but there's still an 80%.

The 80% still on my side. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's only a 20% chance you'll have to shave your hair. I know. And that's a very small percent. Right.

But it's risky. It's still very risky. And I thought it would be good for the show. Even if I lost, it proves that like, hey, I went for it. You did. As it turned out,

we both said the number two. We did. And right then and there, you and Jackson and even the audience, you reacted at first. And then there was 50%, I i would say of the audience were screaming no don't do it yeah shaking their heads once the laughter subsided they were like stop stop you saw me i was right away like you could see it in my eyes it's kind of like uh when you

it's when a criminal is given uh a life sentence verdict for murder you can see it in their eyes like oh my my life is oh yeah that that dramatic shift in their facial expression um so i was very just i was like okay let's just get trash bags i put a chair up there i was just kind of yeah the second i saw you grab because you didn't like afterwards you weren't like yo let's do it you just kind of looked at me and then you grabbed a chair and slammed it down. I was like, oh, no. And I came up to you and I whispered, I was like, Ryan, I'm giving you an out. You don't have to do this.

Okay. But I know it was funny. Can you imagine if I backed out? I already backed out of Justin's first. You'd be labeled a pussy. Here's the thing. If you had gotten Justin's tattoo, you probably could have gotten away with not shaving your head at that show that is true you can like look i already got it i've i i've proven i can commit you did it though you did the ultimate what are the odds

committal at first you tried to to saw it off with a pocket knife which harrison handed me a pocket knife and said cut his bun or his is not on your i tried once you did that i think uh eliminated it from being able to be donated to locks of love yeah it was kind of choppy i could not get that that wasn't a very sharp but luckily someone at the venue had an electric razor you shaved my head off i shaved your whole head off yeah you shaved my hair off you shaved all of my hair off my fucking. Your beautiful mane. Yep. And you being the fantastic and good natured friend that you are, you took it upon yourself to make the same sacrifice. And you got your head shaven as well.

And so for the rest of the tour and for the rest of the time our hair is growing uh we're both bald yeah or buzzed i guess now yeah you're buzzed i'm still i actually got it touched up uh yesterday or two two days ago i got it i got it evened up because it was pretty patchy um and the more it started to grow the more i could tell it was like patchy so i got that got it all cleaned up um my sister came to the dallas show uh she saw me in my my bald state i hadn't seen her in over a year the first thing she said brutal she was she was really brutal even on like even on stage she was like she was like wow i didn't realize your hairline was that high and i was like thank you you know sam i haven't seen you in a year so i'm sure there's some things i could say about you but you know i'm gonna be a nice

brother and not say them bitch i'm just kidding but she essentially she just joined me on stage she didn't realize that your hairline was that high and then i facetimed my mom and she kind of made the same comment and i was like it's not bad i'm looking at it it's not horrible it's not the best but it's not horrible but it's been at it. It's not horrible. It's not the best, but it's not horrible. But it's been like that for a long time. It has, yeah. I just have a high hairline. It's almost like a compilation of me justifying my hairline, like, that in denial.

No, no, I mean, it's been like this, you know? It's naturally high. I've been like, smash cut tears, super mega. I've looked at pictures from high school and it's the same, so it hasn't changed at all. I can't wait until like two years from now when we're doing Super Mega still. And I have that monk haircut where it's just completely bald at the top because I have no hair. I'm like, no, it's always been this way. It's always been high.

I'm planning on growing my hair all the way back out to where it was. Because I liked having long hair. Maybe I will too. Maybe I'll grow my hair out with you. Cool. I haven't tried that as an adult yet. Last time I did, I was in eighth grade. So maybe I will. It's a nice feeling. I will grow my hair out with you. Cool. I haven't tried that as an adult yet. I don't last time I did, I was in like eighth grade. So maybe I will.

It's a nice feeling. Well, you know, you'd probably, I don't know how you, would you wear your, cause I wore mine up. No,

I'd wear mine down. I'd probably actually do a, a more of a, a middle part. Like, uh, I'd part it in, in the middle.

I'm interested to see what that would look like. With some volume though. So it's kind of like pushed back. Do it now before, before it's all gone. I did it once. That's what, that's what my whole thing is. With some volume though, so it's kind of like pushed back. Do it now before it's all gone. That's what my whole thing is. What do you mean before it's all gone? Because one day, both of us will be bald.

That's not true. Some old men maintain a beautiful head of hair until the day they die. If they have money. Well, no. Just jeans. You've got the jeans, dude. You have a low-ass hairline. That thing is beautiful. Yeah, my family though, they don't have. Although. Is your mom's dad bald?

Yes. Okay. But all of my cousins who have gone bald, they started going bald like in high school. Like their hairline started shrinking in high school. So me, I'm like, I feel like you're good i might have the the lowest hairline well you're 25 and i've heard that i've heard that if you can get past like 22 or 23 with zero signs of of hair loss are there zero signs or look up here isn't that like a little start of something zero that that is perfectly look at that see that that that goes

but that's what i'm saying is this not a mini version of you not at all that's just a natural shape okay tilt your head down towards me okay now that's just that's that's a nice what do you think about that see that from the top you can see it a little more yeah but when your hair grows longer it's not like i'm trying to find the picture to show you of what it looks like when I part my hair in the middle. Because I did it for like two days just to try it. And I kind of want to go back to it. What month was it? Fuck me, man.

Where is this fucking shit? Wait for it. Wait for it. I'm scrolling through my old ass pictures. Hold on. Dude, just wait. Okay, man. Just give me a fucking chance.

I'm trying to give you a chance right now, Matt. But the audience is getting kind of tense right now. Guys. Wait. Like that. Okay. Yeah. Where it's like, I'm not talking the type of a goddamn.

Now I miss my hair a lot. Looking at that picture. I'm not talking to buddy. I am not going to have that length of hair again, I would say, until around midway through next year. So by the time I'm 26. Take some biotin. Make it grow faster. I don't think I need to.

My hair just grows pretty fast. You'd be too powerful. If you took biotin, you'd be way too powerful. It's too much. Your hair would just like, you're going to come in on Friday and it's just going to be like. I just have a lot of hair in general all over my you do i'm not i'm not a very hairy guy i as you can see by my chest i have one chest hair i've always had this your hair aging like this hair will eventually begin to curl and become more i don't know because my hair is very straight on my chest

i don't know i guess it might just be genetics i got i have a little bit of real thin hair around my nips only my right nipple really though my left one not so i mean wait wait look at this i have my right hair from my toes to my head i have uh my legs got some hair my arms got some real fine hair i don't have too much back hair but i have those little thick black strands that you have to you know what i mean though i have no back hair i do have that ass here though see uh like the black i do yeah the good lord said let's not give him a lot of hair on his head or his face but let's make sure his ass crack that thing is full of hair you know it's pretty poopy let's let's make wiping a real a real ordeal for the boy well if you ever lose it too much up top you can borrow some from the bottom just ask just shit mad at hair just hey i mean it's all hair it's all the

same have you noticed about my nipples oh look at this one this one's very flat while this one's a lot more like pronounced this the pronounced one's the one that's with hair the more flat one's the one that is kind of sadder with the hair interest so i have like one sad nipple and one more like oh i think that's no don't most people have like one sad nipple and one more like, oh, I think that's not, don't most people have one more pronounced nipple and then one more flat nipple? Does that mean this would be my better one for breastfeeding? I guess you would notice that more in

women. Can I see your nipples? Can I see if you have one that's more flat than the other? There's that one. Okay, and then that one looks a little more flat than that. See, hey, that's your left nipple too. Your right nipple seems a little more pronounced. A little more flat than that see hey that's your left nipple too your right nipple seems a little more pronounced a little more erect ah now my nipples why nipples are weird as fuck man flicking them right now flicking flicking those things a couple podcasts ago we slapped our balls guys

you're just flicking our nipples yeah it hurts i wish it made that sound yep the so uh yeah just crossing off the the checklist of are your nipples sensitive very i mean they're sensitive but like for me it's like it's more like i can't have them touched it's like yeah like it it's more just just it just hurts it's not like it hurts it doesn't give me um goosebumps it's like invasive feeling or like no it's just uh it's just kind of like uh you know how like the top of your foot is a lot more sensitive than say your cast yeah that's how it feels like for my for my nipple it's just a lot more sensitive than the thicker skin because it's thinner skin nipples are very sensitive things i

cannot stand when people touch my nipples it's i don't like it when people like do like this whole thing what's that called something check they'd like scoop you yeah they they'd they'd scoop they do that so i have like i literally have a defense mechanism where like i will get ready to punch someone because people did that to me in like middle you could instantly fill with rage yeah you know what does that for me what i can't explain why i it nothing makes me more pissed off like irrationally so than when i get a wet willy i just really i just so the wedgies have been fine on tour wedgies are fine wedgies don't bother me wet willies that's that's where it suddenly triggers something like primal inside me i'm like you fucking asshole like if you really want to piss me off wet willy's the way to go there are a lot of things where you

can change my mood instantly like if it's just like like like oh a quick slap in the head that it's those it's like a fight or flight thing where your body's like fight it's like okay let's go i got that wet willy time to fight because the brain is like he's getting too close to me it's like uh it's like an instant defense mechanism where it's like i'm being hurt let's fight it's like an animalistic instinct yeah wedgies don't bother me uh you know i'm used to fingers going up my ass now because of you you like to walk up behind me and give me the old i go right up you do you you i mean after four years of friendship you've gotten really good at at zoning in. I know how to go straight in. I know exactly where your asshole is.

It's not like a slap. It's like a boing, like straight up in there. It's like, oh! Always makes me clench up. I think I have incredibly toned ass muscles because I've had to tighten them so much around you. Good. You're getting a nice ass. I'm working your ass, dude.

Thank you, man. You're helping me work my ass out. So then when we could do that ass photo shoot for patreon at our ass calendar dude dude yeah let's do an ass calendar each month let's do a super mega nude calendar and sell it to our young fan base okay no censoring of course not i mean you don't need to censor much yeah for both of us that's a small it's a small set of uh genitals like a little uh like a like a pasta noodle a smaller smaller set of genitals oh yeah or a small set of genitals let's talk about scary stuff the genitals talk was pretty scary but let's talk about even scarier stuff.

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And we're back. We're back, ladies and germs. Ghosts and ghouls. We are back. I took myself a nice little little doo-doo i made a hot pocket uh ryan played a couple rounds of fortnight why are you smiling at me like that because i had so much fun playing fortnight you see you seem ecstatic i'm glad it brings you happiness you know yeah been having fun with it i do i do i am enjoying it chapter two yeah i'm

still not that good like whenever i get into a fight with someone in the game i do i do i am enjoying it chapter two yeah i'm still not that good like whenever i get into a fight with someone in the game i can i can build a little bit but i see these like fucking monsters just they essentially will get 10 levels above me in terms of height within like three seconds and i don't understand it and so i just kind of have to accept the fact that my brain no work well for Fortnite. But I still have a good time. I'm glad that's what it's about, brother. As long as you can have a good time, Fortnite up, you know? Yeah, because I have Jackson and Gray.

I would like to play too. You know what? Hold on. What? Gray's not in school. I'm going to see, because he needs a thousand followers on his Fortnite account and then he can get a code.

Oh, shit. Something. So I'm going to see. I followed his Fortnite account on Instagram. I followed it too. I'm going to call him to see if like it's against rules to mention his Fortnite account. Not giving him a shout out, you know?

He didn't ask for it. That is true. We're giving him a shout out. I don't know if he wants a shout out for it or if he wants to gain it himself, you know? I see, I see. I'm going to have to call Hayden after this if he doesn't pick up. Ray. Pick up his goddamn phone.

It's only 8.17. Damn. God, it's already 5.20? The fuck? I didn't realize it was so late in the day already. I'm calling his wife now. Let me talk to her. Hello.

Hey, what's up? How you doing? Hey, buddy. See, first off, I just wanted to say hey and congratulations. Unfortunately, we can cut it if you want, but this phone conversation is being recorded by the FBI. So if you want, but this, this phone conversation is being recorded, um, by the FBI. So if you want to be,

yeah, it's, it's, it's, you're on episode 165. If we don't cut you out, um, because you want,

you want us to, but, uh, we, we, we had a question. Cause you know how gray has a fortnight Instagram account, right?

Correct. And he's, and isn't he trying to get to a thousand followers he is trying he's like 260 something in yeah what is he against like us shouting him out on the podcast or does he want to kind of gain it on his own without like our fans bulging in. You know what I mean? What? Oh, no. Hayden? Oh, no.

Okay, wait, you're back. Hello? Sorry, what did you say? Hey, I'm back. Yes, hey. I said he's really just trying to, the only reason why he's doing it. Hey, can you hear me?

Yeah, yeah. Ryan, right, boy. Yeah, what's up? Can you not hear me? Can you not hear me Can you not hear me at all Okay He's just trying to get to A thousand

So that he can just get some code He wants a creator code yeah Yeah that's it He's like dude I'm like Except he's like having a problem Yeah word for word That's what gray said yeah i mean so what is that matt yeah hi he's also here because i record the podcast congratulations

miss you hi also but um i mean are you is he with you right now he's playing fortnite can you can you ask him something real quick and interrupt his game can you ask him if he if he would mind yeah yeah yeah put him on speaker okay hold on oh a woman should never interrupt her husband's fortnight match uh-oh it's he's he's in an intense fight isn't he he's a great player he clearly must be he gave me the thing he gave me the one moment marriage off to a rocky start y'all gonna have to get some counseling i have to get that Fortnite counseling can you hear him scream?

put me on speaker and I can yell at him no wait he sounds like he's he just said he has no mats so that he's in a dire situation you can give him one mat at least if you put him on speaker there's four people left

oh shit is he in duos? no he's gotta be in duos he's in duos with Jack and Jack's down. Oh, come on. Oh, man. I need to know what happens now.

This is intense. It's like watching a live sports game. It's like hearing it on the radio. Oh, man. When did they start doing Fortnite? Why did Matt get in the live update of your... Oh, did you just lose? Oh, no.

I had already been knocked up. I was knocked. Oh, I thought Jack was knocked. Oh. Just hang up, dude. It was your fault, Ryan. He's not going to get a shout out. He's not getting a shout out anymore.

That's embarrassing. Gray. I want to. Yeah. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can. What's up, Ryan? I'm so sorry that you just lost, dude.

I feel bad for you. Jack is still in the game. He's like, I can't believe it. Oh, okay. So Gray could win still. Well, Gray, I'm only calling to know if I'm not allowed to shout out your Fortnite Instagram account or not. You can. I can?

Dude, you're going to get you're gonna get the creative the creator code dude this is true i would totally get that oh now they lost oh shit we can't give him a shout out now well we uh we love you guys and we hope that gray has more fun playing fortnite and hayden what were you doing before i interrupted your day stardew valley of course oh sorry for interrupting stardew valley well y'all y'all get back to the grind yeah take care guys all right see ya okay love you bye all right well i think gray earned himself a shout out his instagram for his fortnight is gray with an e underscore no no gray roads oh gray roads g-r-e-y-r-h-o-d-e-s underscore fortnight so yeah go check that out it's wild he's got a nice little uh fortnight account the only clip

i've ever gotten is just a recent clip where i made another player think i was a bot in the game and then i spun around real quick and killed him with a shotgun it was actually pretty funny you little trickity because i saw what the bots do. Like if you shoot at them, they'll like build a wall and then they'll like start like gathering mats. And so like someone shot at me. So I just built one wall

and then started just hitting stuff and he walked over to me and just started looking at me. And I just went. I love that dude. How long until they put bots in real war? You know? Robots?

Yeah, well, like androids. They look very human, but they're not as skilled, of course, as the real players of war. But it's a much easier kill, but you still don't want to run into one. Yeah. They'll hit a wall and start running into the wall. Well, I think that's what the military would effectively want. Robots fighting wars? That takes away the nationalism part of it, though,

so that they could lose a large fraction in that. Like to devote their lives? You need that sense of sacrifice, right? For nationalism to be a thing. The robots can go first. Well, the robots, see, I feel like war eventually will just be just robots against robots, right? Because drones versus drones, planes.

Like, the moment we can get a computer to perform like an actual pilot, because there's that whole thing where it's like, see, I can do something a robot can't. Think with my heart. That's how I win the war. know that type of shit at that point they might as well just play each other in a game of fortnite or minecraft pvp because it's all computers a robot commits to a perfect barrel roll and like slows down and speeds up to a point that your brain can't register in general of like how's he doing these maneuvers and then he just fucking tears you to shreds. How about that for a robot?

Where's your heart then out of your body on the ground? Exactly. It's the robot ripped you right out. I want a robot that doesn't even use guns. It just rips your heart out. Just not metaphorically. It doesn't know. Like it will have like a,

like a, a rod. It will. Yeah. It'll have a rod that can like retract and and stuff and it can go out so if it's close to someone it just goes like a stinger like a bee stinger just punctures your heart instantly horrifying like it'll just go around the battlefield and it has a bunch of different limbs like a spider and like it's just going like through everyone's that's in something

isn't it oh yeah that's uh it's in spider-man he, in Spider-Man Homecoming, I think he has a thing where it's like instant kill and these spider arms come out of the back of his suit and they start going and targeting the weak point of like robots or whatever he's fighting. How about a robot just with a big old boxing glove? They already made a movie about that with Hugh Jackman. Wait, did they make a Rock'em Sock'em movie? It's the closest we'll ever get to a Rock'em Sock'em movie? It's the closest we'll ever get to a Rock'em

Sock'em movie. Really? It was called Real Steel. Oh! Oh, I forgot about Real Steel. Yeah, dude. I don't think I ever heard anything about that movie after I saw the trailer like a million years ago. How old is that? I saw it in theaters. Real Steel. Of course you saw it. How was it?

How was it? I can't remember it. I don't know know did you buy that copy of delta farce on blu-ray by the way i didn't know it's five bucks it'll still be there no a fan's gonna go out and buy it they don't know ryan ryan sent me a a picture of they don't know where it is he found a copy of delta farce on blu-ray for 4.99 and you're collecting blu-rays and i was like your complete collection's complete and And I was like, invite me over so we can watch it. And you were like, okay. It's five bucks, dude.

Because you can just rent it for five bucks. But then you don't own it for your fucking collection. I want to own it. Why not? You love that movie. I want to cash my offering into the fire. I don't want to have a monolith dedicated to this cocktail movie. Now everyone is going to send a stack of DVDs in my apartment.

Everyone's going to send a copy of it on Blu-ray to you now. To the P.O. Box once it's set up. You're just going to non-stop get copies of Delta Farce with Larry the Cable Guy on Blu-ray. It has to be on Blu-ray. I don't accept DVDs. You're going to have to make a fucking shelf just for copies of Delta Farce for your collection. If people send it, you're going to have to.

You know what doesn't exist? What? Kangaroo Jack on Blu-ray. know i know i had to get it on uh widescreen uh dbg jesus christ yeah still a part of my collection but i can't call it it's not a part of my blu-ray collection it's a part of your your good stuff collection i even just i just bought uh three blu-rays actually and none of them were delta farce no it could have been the fourth one literally could have just for four dollars and 99 cents ryan i bought midsummer there will be blood and home alone okay those are all pretty good yeah those are all good movies but none of them are delta farce or compare i haven't seen delta farce ever have you not that's why i wanted you to buy it so I could come over and watch it with you.

Okay. But no, $5, $4.99 is too much, man. When I get the opportunity to buy Delta Farce again, I'll do it. You're not going to have that opportunity again. What do you mean? I could probably order it on Amazon.

I bet it's not, I bet it's more expensive. I guarantee it's more expensive on Amazon. No way, it's going to be like $6.99. That's more expensive than $4.99. Just prove my point. Delta Farce Blu-ray.

Look it up. What is it? Is it $4.99 or below? It's $7.69. $7.69. What a deal. That's $3 more. I didn't know I was getting such a good deal.

There's only 14 left in stock too. Someone's going to go buy them all up just for when we open our PO box to send them out. How is that possible? There are 14 left in stock, in parentheses, more on the way. Are they still making blu-rays of Delta Farce? Because our fans are going to start buying them all. There's going to be this sudden boom. There's going to be a boom like, holy shit, people must really like Delta Farce again.

What if we get a Delta Farce sequel because of this podcast? Everyone go out. I'd die. I would love that. I need you all to go out and buy copies of Delta Farce and stockpile them until we open our PO Box and then send them all to us so we can have the world's biggest Delta Farce on Blu-ray collection. If anybody, if you were in a high up industry and this segment of the podcast is getting to you, look at our numbers. Just look at our podcast. Look at our YouTube channel right now. I would love to do one of those shitty sequels you know how they did the tooth fairy 2

with uh instead of the rock they used layer the cable guy and it went straight to dvd and not in theaters how about you make a straight to kind of red box or a streaming service because no one gives a shit direct sequel to delta farce with cameos of the original cast starring matt and i a youtube red original series that would be huge i would do that i would 100 i would write it i would direct it matt you and i would co-write co-direct oh my god we'd probably win a couple oscars of course we had any. A couple of Academy Awards for that. Dude, I'm legit. Do you see how pumped I am at this idea? I can feel the energy. I'm getting pumped too, dude.

So guys, for this to happen, the makers of Delta Farce need to see your support. So like I said, go on any website you can. Buy as many copies of Delta Farce on Blu-ray and DVDs as you can and send them to us once our PO box is set up. We're going to have a bookshelf of just Delta Farce on DVD. Whoever has a Twitter that's involved with Delta Farce, send them

tweets that are like more Delta Farce. Delta Farce sequel in the works. Make it trend, dude. Make it trend. All they see is Delta Farce 2 starring YouTubers so they end up getting like FouseyTube and just like a bunch of YouTubers like Logan Paul. We wouldn't hire them to be in the movie.

Yeah. But what if they don't even hear this idea? They just see tweets about a sequel starring YouTubers. So like, that's a good idea. Let's do it. And then they pick the YouTubers and be Logan. And we get Frank Javsi in it. He could be someone.

Do you want to guess? Take a wild guess on who the Mexican antagonist is. Could it be George Lopez? No. Wait, you're not thinking. I'm not mexican antagonist is could it be george lopez no wait you're not thinking i'm not thinking mexican antagonist is it is it a mexican actor it is a very famous mexican actor danny trejo yes it's easy man of course i mean we could get danny trejo and jeff dunham in it maybe oh we could definitely get danny trejo in it he seems like he's just down for it he has a he has a donut shop he has a taco shop in la and they're good they're really good i had his tacos i ordered

his tacos one night they're really really good tacos apparently just wants to make good food so he opened up his own restaurant look at that they're fucking good tacos if you're ever in la stop by trejo's tacos or trejo's donuts they're both good how about i love danny trejo how about delta farce 2 it's when it has nothing to do with anything of the army we uh we're just ready no this is a separate idea how about this a separate idea you and i are two southern boys and all of a sudden a tornado transports transports us to to real life New York City. We're in Iraq! We're in New York City! I never seen a building that high before!

I like that. Delta Farce 2, the big apple. Yes! Oh, it's so easy to shoot. Oh my God. Yeah, just get a couple filming permits for New York City. Go shoot it in a day or two. Yeah! Because it can't be that complex, you know? the shitty like shoot an alleyway shoot in front of the empire state building shoot your dad no well if jeff dunham i would

give my dad a cameo where he gets shot by jeff dunham oh man what if we what if we can they re-assume what if jeff dunham fucks a puppet what if yes what if we can there be a scene where jeff donald fox a puppet what if yes what if we did delta farce 2 except we tried to make it like you know how um logan the wolverine movie how it made it more like dark and gritty compared to like the goofy comic booky movies make a real war movie we make like a really dark and gritty war movie with Larry the Cable Guy and all of his buddies. And Iraq in like the mid 2000s. Like very violent. Very fucked up.

He has to like kill a civilian child to get out alive. He has to kill a whole family to make it back to the base. He has to defuse a bomb that's embedded in the stomach of an Iraqi child. So he has to kill the child to get it out, to defuse it. Which I think happens in- In Delta Force One. In a Hurt Locker. Really?

I think there's something like that. I can't remember. Damn, that shit sucks. Hurt Locker. I would like- Starring the man who made his own social networking site, apparently. Jeremy Renner? Yeah.

He did. He made his own app. It's like a social networking app. Was it his face it was like the jeremy renner app i'm serious no it wasn't like his own project where it's like it wasn't his face it's not it's the logo no i'm serious it's called like the jeremy renner app and it's a social network i'll look it up for you like it's not just like a social network made by jeremy renner some celebrities have no fucking clue what what universe they're living in the app has got got shut down okay here i'll show you it's like they were it's like they were frozen in time on a distant planet five billion years ago is like

the prince of xenon okay and then all sudden they crash land in our ocean and then melt away and they they still think they're very popular princes are you saying jeremy renner is not at the peak of his popularity listen online trolls have killed jeremy renner officials oh no they killed him a mobile app introduced more than two years ago as a gathering place for fans of you guessed it jeremy renner it was literally he made his own app for his fans to gather i'm saying and it's existed for two years apparently and uh yeah it was and people actually used it like it was a real fucking app that's insane i like delta farce 2 being like a gritty gritty war sequel that's good that's really good anyway um do you think that about does it for this one for this spooky spooky podcast

it's really nothing that special about spooky megacast it just happens to be in that week and the thumbnail is all spooky and the background is all spooky look at the spooky background on youtube wow do we still have the spooky background we can rip it from last year anyway guys thank you so much for tuning in go check it out on

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