supermegashow - EP 166 - Yet Another Podcast Episode

Episode Date: November 1, 2019

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Or is it like something along those lines? Well, of course I didn't come up with it. That's an i know i know it's beyonce but like i i made up those lyrics possibly i mean it sounded like i don't real ones you are beautiful no matter what they say words can't bring you down it's a good song, man. That actually is like a really good throwback song. Yeah. You ever watch those videos on YouTube where it's like hit songs from like the last 20 years and it'll just like play all of those songs that you forgot about and you're like, ah.

No, but I've seen those videos where I forget what they call it. There's a certain thing that they call them, but it's like a year in review. So like they make them for like 2009, 2010, 2012. And they have a mixture of like TV shows, movies, trailers, music, and just kind of like popular things that happened during that year. And for me, I'm always like, holy shit, I thought that happened a lot sooner than 2009. I watched the algorithm is throwing those like left and right like crazy. I watched the algorithm is throwing those like left and right like crazy. And I watched one that was famous commercials from like the late 2000s and early 2010s.

And it was I just like I remembered every single one. Remember like the Chef Boyardee one where it rolls down the street? And then there was the Reese's Puff rap. Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Peanut butter chocolate flavor. See, that's good marketing because now a decade later we can still sing that shit.

I know the words to that song better than I know our national anthem. That's what I was gonna compare it to also because I don't know all the words to the national anthem.

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light that's where it stops for me so something valiantly that's all i was gonna say i was gonna say gay too look at us two p's in a gay pod i love it anyway welcome to super mega cast episode 166 about to be the fifth episode in a row that's demonetized i think one of them was demonetized for violence and gore which is interesting so how so thanks youtube yeah uh recently like every single podcast not for language which i would i guess understand i mean like if they want to demonetize

it for like language or crude because we talk about some gross shit you know what i'm not like i'll be upset because it's like fuck but at the same time it's like okay well i understand but violence and gore what the hell what it would make sense if it was gameplay but it's literally just it's literally just talking yeah oh whoops Are we committing acts of violence and gore through our words? What has Matt been up to as of late? What has Matt been up to as of late? That was the question, yeah. Well, since we got back from tour,

honestly, it's been nice kind of taking it easy because you and I haven't really had a chance to take it easy in a while. You know how hard it was for me not to break out in the song? Take it easy. Hitting all the songs in into song. Take it easy. Hitting all the songs in this one. Take it easy. Don't know the words.

The sound of your own wheels will drive you crazy. Look at you, man. I don't even know the words to that shit. Wow. Yeah. I'm proud of you, man. Yeah. I'm proud of this playlist of this month, Matt, that I made for myself.

It's the first playlist where I've hit 18 songs or like because usually like for recent you know I've told you I haven't had that much music that I've been listening to but October's been a good month for music for me same man there's something I don't know what it is about October but you know how many I got I broke a record 45 so far nice so what are you up to? I've been taking it easy. I've been working on my room, actually. I've been trying to, because, you know, my room, I really want my room to be, like, super fucking chill and cozy.

Are you knocking out the wall to Jackson's room so you can make your room bigger and his smaller? Yes, actually. Well, what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to take that wall down. I'm trying to at least push my room three feet into his because he doesn't need all that space. Are you still thinking about getting a second floor added to your at least push my room three feet into his because he doesn't need all that space. You could. Are you still thinking about getting a second floor

added for my room? Yeah. Not for the rest of the house. No. Just for your room. Just for my room. Yeah. What if I did that? Just like without telling anyone. Like guys. But it's only just to have a high rise ceiling. Just lifts the ceiling. I had like a loft. That'd be pretty sweet.

I kind of want bunk beds. And just let friends just crash me every night. I had a bunk bed that was shaped like that. So like one was horizontal and one was vertical in terms of alignment, I guess, if you're looking straight down. I like to think of it like one horizontal and then one vertical like up against the wall. Like if you're looking down,

like if you're looking at a blueprint, one would be horizontal and one would be vertical. That's actually pretty cool. So it was very nice. I like that. I always had a fear that the top one would fall and crush from my shoulder up, or I guess from my chest up. But it never happened.

The person on the top bunk, though, would always wake up and hit their head on the fan. That'd be spinning. I have been there, done that. One time I sat up. i was at my friend's house and like middle school sleeping over and i was on the top bunk and it was dark and the fan was spinning i sat up and it went right on my forehead that shit hurts so i just remember like the shock i was in i was like fuck dude i used to be a little little obsessed with the room fan i used

to try to focus on it and see if I could focus on like one one blade Yeah, you could for like three seconds, and then you'd lose it again. She made me dizzy you go And then there's another thing I always used to put my hands up there so it'd make that I would do that But then I did I I realized that doing that would make all the dust the fan and collectives like so it start raining down Like dust bunnies all over my run a dust your fan. I i didn't think about that shit when i was in middle school so i was like oh cool i mean there's dust everywhere um but i've been working my room i put a bunch of soundproofing in um i'm actually like i've never been happier with any room i've ever lived

in than like take that parents who worked hard to give him a room actually i will say my room growing up in high school, it was pretty lame, but there's something cozy about it that I don't think I'll ever have again. There's something about just that one room, like that setup. I fucking love my childhood room.

It was great. I wish I had taken down some of my posters sooner than what I did. Like the SpongeBob poster napoleon dynamite poster no those are still good today you can have those up in your room and you'd have a lot of respect thrown your way well the thing is because now it's of its time well there's it's that irony thing right it's like oh i'm 23 and i have a napoleon dynamite or a spongebob poster it's like that's that's ironic and funny but like back then if you're just a senior in high school i think a lot of people

would not really take it as ironic because a lot of people like because at first you get the person that'd be an asshole be like wow spongebob and you're like yeah you've seen this like oh yeah i used to love it when i was a kid used to have you seen any episodes recently yeah i was just watching it last week it still holds up okay dude i might forget the spongebob poster now i remember i had a i had a pinata in my room for one of my birthday parties, a SpongeBob pinata. A Pikachu pinata. It just stood on my desk. They're both yellow.

I know. Look at, dude. We were meant to be. Wow. We were meant to be podcast hosts and Let's Players together. Holy shit. I had this SpongeBob pinata for years just standing on my desk in the corner. I also had this sick ass, I don't even know how to describe it.

It was like a clock, but it was digital. The numbers, it wasn't hands. It was like they would actually just show up. It wasn't analog, I swear. These red numbers would just appear and they'd change on their own.

No, but it was like, it was this wand that would flip back and forth really fast and make it look like- Sounds like a metronome going fast. Yeah, essentially, but it would make like words appear, look like they're floating in thin air.

Like a, not a hologram. I know what you're talking about. It's the faux hologram thing that they were doing. Where it's just like a, it's a little like laser, or it's a little like thing with lights on it, flipping back so fast and changing lights that it creates like an image. And I could put my own messages in it.

And I still remember I put the message over the summer, fourth grade, here I come. And I didn't change it and uh all year it said fourth grade here i come and then i the next time i changed it to fifth grade and then say and i kept that up for like four years so be like seventh grade here i come so you'd wake up i wake up that thing was sick though because it wouldn't just show the time you could put messages in it would show all sorts of shit it was i wish i could find that product now shit was loud though i'd be trying to fall asleep like when i unplug it and have to redo everything that's why i hear about a lot of like fan noise though when you're sleeping i do i like

hearing fans outside my window screaming it's so fucking nice um no i can't it's really hard for me to sleep without a fan i can hear my thoughts too loud. It's like if I have white noise, like a droning. I have to just put on a YouTube video. I try to find something over 10 minutes and I'm like, I just need something. Because if it's silent, yeah, I'll just think. Or it's just hard for me to get to bed. I fell asleep last night in this video.

This French guy with a really deep voice talking about the Andromeda Galaxy. Mon ami, mon ami mon ami it was like the andromeda galaxy is very large and i just fell asleep so quick wow very large it is it is very large i was watching this video about like the scale of galaxies it's actually like it scared the shit out of me how big fucking space is well it's it has no size right yeah but even relatively speaking like the things like the milky way galaxy i guess infinite's a size of some kind it's not measurable is it infinite i wonder if it ever stops space yeah uh remember it's uh do the big bang it's always it's it light is always traveling and things are always expanding so it's it's uh do the big bang it's always it's it light is always traveling and things are always expanding so it's it's always getting bigger with no stop do you when i about i think i think that's how

it works the universe like imagine there like being a place where like light has not reached yet like what what is that is it just pitch black nothingness like Like, is it just a void? I don't know. I'm not a scientist or a spaceman. Or an alien. That's so fucking crazy. Sorry. So when I start thinking about space, that is one thing that will instantly just baffle me and blow my mind.

How lonely it is being Earth. Yeah, because the Milky Way galaxy alone is like a hundred thousand light years across so going light speed for years a light a hundred thousand years to get across and that's just our galaxy and there's like billions of galaxies and shit it's like there's gotta be life out there and other ones because oh but of course i feel like it has to be like a hundred percent because if even if it's hundreds of billions of star systems there has to be some sort of intelligent life we can't be the only ones because of the size of the universe we always get to this point in the conversation but we're not smart enough to take it anywhere could you imagine if aliens existed what i feel like i feel like we need neil deGrasse Tyson up in here, dude, to school us.

What happens is, life is continuously expanding, and so then... He always does that shit. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, bitch. When he explains... Man, Zoolander 2. You came around to it. I refuse to watch it again.

Dude, let's hang out soon. Let's watch it. We'll do a double feature. Dude, let's hang out soon. Let's watch it. We'll do a double feature. We'll do Delta Farce and then Zoolander 2. After the last podcast with the Delta Farce talk, like I really do. Yeah, you were coming to me. He's like, dude, are you free this week?

Like, I want to go watch it. You really want to watch Delta Farce. I want to watch it, man. You've never experienced it. I've seen it twice or like two to three times. So my first exposure to it was my cousin, Forrest, was like, was always quoting it when we were growing up. He thought it was so funny because there's a scene where they're in an airplane and somebody farts. And he's like, who fucking farted?

Or something like that. Or who the fuck farted it? And I remember like he told me that line. I like laughed my ass off because I thought it was so funny. And here I am with the same sense of humor at 23. What about the joke where Larry the cable guy

pulls open the tarp from the truck after it fell out of the plane and then it's like. Don't spoil too much for me. No I'm not. It's only a joke. Two dudes are cuddling and he goes what in the Sam hell and then they go what he goes, what in the damn hell? And then they go, what? He goes, what was going on here?

They go, don't ask. And the other one gets up and goes, don't tell. It's good. That's good. That's a profound social statement about our military. It's hilarious to be gay and then because of homophobia to hide it from your superior officers because they're afraid that you're gonna fuck them in the middle of the night or something. I knew this guy growing up.

Like you're some wildebeest. Like you're some fucking creature. Oh, God! I hear him scurrying around out there. Do we have a gay among us? Like a horror movie where you're trying to figure out which one it is. Like, where it's like one of us is a monster.

Wait, do you hear that? It's the gay! Dude, I... monster wait do you hear that it's the gay dude did i tell you about that one sketch idea that i had about ellen yes like ellen is we're like we're like we're just it's a normal day is happening all sudden uh someone comes up to us and they're wearing a suit they get out of a van and go guys ellen's escaped we look at each other we're like generous yeah then it cuts into like a monster movie and the only time you ever see Ellen is through her POV in it she has like predator vision where she's like you know the monster vision where it's always POV wasn't it like like we caught her and had her in our garage where we

have shotguns and she's like in the garage and all of a sudden like. She breaks through. She breaks out and all of a sudden we go to the aftermath and there's like claw marks in the garage and just like stuff burnt up because she can breathe fire. Do you think if we made that and made it like really legit she'd feature it on her show? No. I've already been on her show. Yeah, that's true. You've already. I might have to stop on that. I mean.

She's best friends with George Bush, apparently. Yeah, I saw them hanging out. Just chilling. Dude, well. In war-torn Afghanistan. Just hanging out there. What I was saying was I knew this kid when I was in high school. Cool.

Yeah, anyway. No, he was like. Yeah, dude, I don't have a. This was actually a very popular mindset and maybe still is. You're like, dude, I don't have a problem with gay people. As long as they just don't try to like kiss me or fuck me or anything. I'm like, what do you think? Gay people are running around like grabbing people and like, let me kiss you.

Like, like they're ravenous creatures that are just going to like hold you down and kiss you if you're, if you're of the same sex. That's what, uh, there's a whole Louis CK bit forbid, you know, I mentioned his name where he was talking about, like he was, he was on the same thing, except his whole thing. It's like, you know what?

I would under, I think his whole bit was like, I'd understand it. If like, you know, one day you were mowing the lawn and all of a sudden a gay guy came, pulled your pants down and fucked you real quick. And then ran away.

You'd be like, ah, damn it. Damn you. Like that type of thing so yeah but to a lot of people i it's that is that like a fear that like i i like a lot of those people that think that like if someone's gay that they're automatically attracted to them they're not afraid of the other person being gay they're afraid of the implications it would mean if they are seen or if they have any remote connection to homosexuality

is my is my uh thesis that i'm working on right now actually okay no that's my opinion that's what i think i think it's i think like there are people there's they're the people who don't like homosexuality because it's against religion you know you have people thrown off of roofs for that shit yeah you had people that used to be hung you had people that used to be still hung um yes uh you had people that were put into concentration camps for being gay that's so fucked up that like still today in 2019 people in other countries like legitimately get hung for being gay it's like that's insane i mean the holocaust targeted essentially pretty much everyone pretty pretty much if you just want to spit like what gay people mentally challenged people jewish people just a lot of just everyone if you weren't

you know dude i had this uber driver that that started to like i i think he was dipping his toes in the water to like see if like like the homeless guy that lived outside of our apartment complex? Yes. So he's this old white dude. He's driving. You know why Hitler did what he did? It's because the Jews killed Jesus. Dude, when he said that, I was like, what the fuck?

I was like. Yeah, read me a history book. This is not retro. The Holocaust, you cannot, you cannot for the life of you, if you are a good person, think of it as retribution for the massacre of a. It wasn't a massacre. one guy getting oh it was a massacre on on a whole group of people matt yeah but guess what if if they hadn't killed christ you wouldn't be able to go to heaven he took all of our sins for us that is true but my uber driver didn't ask him to i know and he did it anyway so you're not grateful that's literally the equivalent of like some guy just like pulling you from the street.

Ah, saved your life. But there was no cars coming. There could have been, but I saved your life and I saved your life for all eternity after that too. So now you owe me or else you're going to burn in hell. What? Oh no. Well, I got essentially, yes.

My Uber driver was, he started talking about Armenians and he was like i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding it's a it's a it's a it's it's a goof and a gap it's a shitty joke uh i love armenia we're going i know i'm wait have we said that i don't think we've announced it uh basically he's driving he's like you know is someone leaf blowing right outside the window? They are. Let's take a look. Oh, literally. There he is. Do you see him?

I do. Yeah, he's right. Oh, he's literally like four feet from us right now, separated by a brick wall. So enjoy that, everybody. Anyway, my Uber driver is, he looked like Tucker if Tucker was like 60. And he's like, you know, Armenians got to see what they did was they stuck together. They all got their own lawyers that are armenian their own their own bankers that are armenian that's where us white folk went wrong

we didn't stick together and i was like wait what he started talking about that and i was like well i i that is something to say though because if you notice like in terms of the jewish community or the armenian community um those cultures are very much ingrained together. Like they're very much a togetherness thing. It's kind of like our if you are a part of our culture, you are a part of the bigger family. Right. That could also be said for black culture, too. If you are a part of the culture, you know more about about it and I think that's a lot of that probably has to stem from some sort of tragedy happening to the culture whether you have the Armenian genocide the holocaust or some sort of tragedy that alienates you yeah and also I think in general

a large community of people that kind of are on the same wavelength because they experienced the same thing yeah and I think also in general it's easier because like if you're armenian you're you know you're from armenia but like white people that's such a big for so many countries where white people are from so there's not one singular community and also i think well well i mean i america is really good at alienating any any race in particular that's why you kind of have, like, they're not legally segregated, but what do you call it? Natural segregation? There is some way, I can't remember the term, but it's the segregation that stems that you get in, like, how you have Latino communities. Yeah.

Essentially being together together black communities white community you know it's you don't really have a mishmash a lot it's the way you would look at things for example if you were at your high school lunchroom you'd see a table with a certain type of people you know you call them cliques or whatever yeah usually i'm like it honestly like it i remember at my school like um a lot a lot of the black kids would just sit at their own table. And then you'd have just the nerds and then the popular people. There was just a large sub... I'm not saying nerds are a race, by the way.

We are a race! I think they are. We are, you fuck! But there is a lot of natural segregation that just kind of happens and just stems from prejudices held on by someone's parents. I also think that a lot of those smaller communities, of course they have a history of sticking together because a lot of these people had faced oppression together.

So they have to come, you know, together where it's like, uh, you know, white people aren't being like historically not like oppressed or anything. So they don't have a reason to be like grouping together for like, the only time was when things were first, um, slaves back like in Egyptian times. Uh,

and then you would have the, uh, prejudices against the Irish and Italian coming over, but that's nothing compared to slavery. Yeah, exactly. It's nothing compared to American slavery. Racism that still happens. It's nothing compared to a genocide of a specific race of people,

i.e. the Holocaust. Or the Armenian Genocide. Armenian Genocide. people um i.e the holocaust or the armenian genocide armenian genocide or um what's going on right now in china with um the muslim the muslim community in china that's not talked about a lot that's insane though how they they basically have not baby like they do they have concentration camps in china people are tortured and raped in concentration camps in china yeah but that's not really talked about that much nope Nope. Because it's in a pretty remote area of China, I think. Yeah.

It's in that like, so much of China is just a desert, like a cold ass desert. Well, I know we've talked about China a good bit, but I can't stress enough of how shitty it is. China's a... You go on any, you go on like Delta Airlines, Taiwan will not be labeled. Taiwan is not supposed to be recognized as its own country at all. Not just that. But for those who don't know, the censorship in China is big. They're they're really smart about it to the point where they're not like a North Korea in terms of their citizens are impoverished and starving. You know that you still have a lot of people in China that are succumb to that. But like some of the richest people in the world, they it is an interesting predicament that China is in because they are a well-established world power where a lot of people are thriving. But there's also this huge like any country, this huge spike of propaganda.

So things do seem perfect there. Things do seem fine. Because they've always censored shit that's not in their favor. Yeah, that's why they have their own social media stuff. Yeah, exactly. That's why there's not YouTube in China. That's why there's not Twitter or Facebook. There is YouTube, right?

I don't think so. I think at certain parts, maybe. They only ban certain like PewDiePie for example got banned in China are we gonna get banned in China are we too small I don't know like people like that guy that one guy got banned for liking a tweet

so it's like yeah I feel like we would already be on the list well the reason well the only reason I would care is just cause I I'd like to visit Hongong kong one day i would too and also like i've had layovers in china before and i'm like imagine not knowing you're blacklisted and you just damn that guy is having fun with that leaf blower can you even hear it in the mic probably i guarantee you can if it's this loud in here but like i imagine it's like you're

doing a layover in china to go to like somewhere else in the world and you get there and they're like nope it's like okay China does like super cool culture cool people but fuck their government is so fucked up and I mean I'm not solely singling them out I mean there's a million fucked up governments but China has so much power over the world well China's government specifically

has been consistently through the past hundreds of years for being known as oppressive. So they really have a good track record on that. Ryan McGee over here going to say Tiananmen happened next? Yeah, Tiananmen Square, look it up, people. It's so fucked up. It's so horribly fucked up. Yeah, isn't it fucked up that they would run over the dead bodies with their tanks and ground them up so they could easily spray them into the sewers?

Just fire hosing down the drains? Yeah, really good shit, man. Yeah! China, you fucks. I'm sure. Do you think this conversation has pissed off people? I don't think we have anyone in mainland... I don't know.

If you love your country, you can love your country, but just recognize that they did shitty things. You don't see us standing by slavery. You know, we had our reasons. Some people still do. What if the Africans came over and enslaved us first? Exactly. It was bound to happen.

See? I love that argument. That's like a legit argument. Is it? Yeah. For idiots? Exactly. I've never heard that argument before. It's not a legit argument, but it's an argument For idiots? Exactly. I've never heard that argument before.

It's not a legit argument, but it's an argument that some people do have. Okay. Okay, dude. That's just the way the world works? I feel like I'm at a family reunion right now. Did I have to go to a family reunion? The world was a different place. Dad, it was 1960.

You were alive. Uh-oh. Our parents were alive during... Slavery. No. My mom said when she was a kid, she was walking. Firehose. Yeah, and she saw police officers firehosing black people.

And she said it was like... I don't want to get the date wrong. Was 64 the year? I have no idea. I know 60s was a big era for civil rights, though. Hold on. That was a big civil rights era. Oh, hold on.

Are you talking about when segregation was ended? Yeah. No, no, no. He believed that, like, while our parents were alive, they still segregated schools. Like, while our parents were kids, black people and white people could not go to school together. Like, in their lifetime. And our parents aren't old by any means i mean no if my mom listens to this she's gonna get mad if i call her she's not old she's of her age yeah she's gonna call me be like of her age what does

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Dude, how do you remember that? I don't know. I don't remember shit from high school. Part of me wants to believe my brain held on to it because it actually thought it was important. Yeah, well. But I'm a racist, so. You are. I'm a horrible racist.

You are. I don't think any other race is less than I. I just like the way racist. I just like the way it flows off the tongue. Yeah, I'm a racist. One might call me a racist. Yep. What about it?

I mean, we did shave our heads. I scoffed at an Asian man today, so one might call me racist. Yep. What are you going to do? Fight me? Dude, honestly, like, I mean, shaving our heads at the same time is not a good look, but I do like it. Yours is coming back thick and fucking luscious i can

already see it i have i have a lot of hair when i squint my eyes it looks like you took a sharpie and just drew hair back on i need to buzz the sides yeah i'll do something to shape it up so it's not just a helmet i'll do that a week after you because it looks like a leather football helmet what if we uh well i wonder what our hair would look like if we didn't like trim the sides and the back while it's going out and we both just let it grow from nothing. Like would it just get really long all around? What were you saying? I should do the, what's it called?

The high and mighty. What's the, what's the haircut? The high and mighty. No, that's a King's haircut. No, I'm talking about the high and tight. High and tight. Yeah. Okay. That's where you have like, it's the Forrest Gump haircut. No. I'm talking about the high and tight. High and tight? Yeah. Okay.

It's where you have like, it's the Forrest Gump haircut. Essentially. Basically the sides and back are like bald, but the top is. Like Macklemore. The top is like a little strip. Is that what Macklemore has? Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude.

I want to look like Macklemore. What if I got the fucking high and tight? You should. What if I do the high and tight, but I do it where it turns into a mullet? Ooh. Isn't that a right-wing thing? Is it? I don't know. Who cares?

Allow them to take culture, huh? How come they get to have their own culture? Right? What the hell? It's not fair! I want to get a mullet. Would I look good with a mullet, or would I look too trashy? Because the thing is, some people can pull off a mullet very well. I think Jackson could pull off a mullet. Jackson could pull off a mullet. Would I look good with a mullet or would I look too trashy? Because the thing is, some people can pull off a mullet very well.

I think Jackson could pull off a mullet. Jackson could pull off a mullet. In fact, Jackson was pulling off a mullet until, I don't know what happened. He just gave up. He cut it. He was growing a nice beard, too. He's growing it back. His beard is still here.

I mean, he had a bigger beard. Oh, when he was a freshman in college. I miss his Amish beard, dude. I keep trying to convince him to grow that thing back. Dude, every guy has that stage of an Amish beard. I had that Amish beard, dude. I keep trying to convince him to grow that thing back. Dude, every guy has that stage of an Amish beard. I had that in like, while I'm working.

I remember one of my managers even called it out one time. She's like, oh, you got a beard. I didn't notice that before. I'm like, yeah. You got nothing here though. It's like very Amish-y. I'm like, thank you very much.

And then I went home and shaved. You need, you need, look. I know like you shouldn't feel judged, blah, blah, blah, but sometimes you need a good real kick in your ass to make sure you're not looking like a bum. I look like an idiot with that much of a bushy beard on a young kid. I look so stupid.

If I had one of those, it's not even like it's a bushy, it's more of like when it gets to the point where it's a... A great bushy beard. Yeah, where it's like, it's really kind of going out at all all angles and and there's a lot of it concentrated below your chin and it looks like if you were to just brush past the person you get some hair in your mouth you know when i see beards like that i kind of feel like i can like feel the hair in my mouth like it's gonna like the wind will blow my way they don't want a skinny beard that's just on there they don't want a chin you don't do a chin

strap but there's a great in-between where you can just, your beard looks great right now. You shaved it this week. It's not really even a beard right now. It's more just stubble. That's a little more than stubble. You got some, I can see strands of hair.

Where me, if I try to grow a beard, it's going to just be shaggy. I look like shaggy. Your five o'clock shadow is mainly the kind of typical goat in the goatee area. I don't. Your chin and then your lip. Nothing here. Your upper lip. I grow no hair.

No, it's gray right here and then right here. Right here. For the audience, I'm doing the whole like thumb and pointer finger from the, what is this called? Fulcrum. The fulcrum? I don't know. Something like that. The little thing above the top of your lip.

Perineum. This always caught my attention in the movie, in the Prince of Egypt, because it was always very prominent in that movie. I was like, usually they don't draw that in cartoon. I know. I think it's got a fulcrum. Or a fulcrum. Or something like that. I was about to say an aglet, but that's the thing.

Aglets on your shoelace. I always associate those two things together. Because they're just one of those things. But I feel like those facts are always spewed at the same time. Like, did you know that the thing on your shoelace is called an aglet? And the thing right under your nose is called a fulcrum? Is it a fulcrum? I feel like I'm...

Matt, you idiot! I'm going to look up the word fulcrum before you. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. Fulcrum. I cannot grow facial hair. It is called a fulcrum.

The point at which a lever rests or is supported. Never mind. The point at which it pivots. A thing that plays a central or a central role in an activity. God damn it. Okay. In a situation. What is, okay, what is the thing below your nose called? There it is.

It is a philtrum. Philtrum. Close. Philtrum. Close. What is the evolutionary benefit of that? A fulcrum? A philtrum.

Because, you know, like, why is that dip there? Like, why does that exist I don't know because you know most things on your body are there because they you know you evolved that way

for some kind of purpose so it's like well explain you can't explain why your ears are shaped the way they are makes sense actually because my daddy

had messed up genes nope but yeah I mean yes well it's cool actually your ears are like designed with all that shit to amplify the sound. It's, like, the shape and everything. It's because they're ears.

Yeah. I would like to grow facial hair one day. I really would. I'm trying. I mean, I had the mustache. Y'all remember the mustache. The mustache was, you know. You just don't have much gray here.

I don't grow it. I'm trying to figure out how to put this. It's like reverse mutton chops. I don't grow it in one specific patch on both sides of my face in the same place, which keeps me from growing a full beard. It's almost like my facial hair is playing hopscotch, where it's coming down right here and then it's like, whoop, let's do the outer

skip and not touch the middle squares and then just keep going. It just completely skips right here. Looks fine, though. I think a lot of guys have that issue, though, where it doesn't grow right here. If you're a bitch. Yeah, you know what? He means I have a low testosterone level and an incredibly low sperm count, and I'm fine

with that. One of us has to carry the load. You do. Ryan, I guarantee your sperm count is infinitely higher than mine. I just feel like you emit testosterone at such a higher level than I. Do I come off as a person that emits testosterone? No, not as a person that emits testosterone, but I mean, looking at you, it's clear that you have more testosterone coursing through your veins than I do or ever will. Gotta love those Middle Eastern veins, dude.

I know. It's those... I got those shitty little Irish genes. It's those homophobic Middle Eastern genes of mine, you know? They really do wonders. The more homophobic you are, the thicker and coarser your hair is you look at pictures of people you might actually find that to be true if i get the beard it proves i'm not gay

could you grow i wonder like what the i need a beard my mouth looks like a butthole gay people might want to fuck it i wonder what the extent of your beard could be if you grew your facial hair. I mean, you were blessed with hair genes. Your genes are just like let's fucking throw some hair out and make it thick and beautiful. I have too much hair. I have the opposite problem, Ryan. You don't have to do little hair.

It's going away. See this? It's not going away. It's in the same spot that it was in middle school. I know, but it's high. Since shaving my head, I've been able to actually look at my hairline. It's kind the same spot that it was in middle school. I know, but it's high. Since shaving my head, I've been able to actually look at my hairline. It's kind of like, I got that V going on, and I'm like... For vendetta. Exactly.

The vendetta against whoever the fuck is stealing my hair while I'm sleeping. That's just a hairline. It doesn't mean that it's changed at all. People just have different shaped hairlines. If it stays like this, I'm fine. People have different shaped noses. If it stays like this, I'm fine. Our noses will continue to get bigger. I hate that your nose is in your ears.

Because for me, those are the two things as I get older I don't want to get bigger. Dude, if you live to 90, you're going to look like a real goofy old man. Dude, I'm going to look goofy at 40. You're going to look like a really goofy elderly man. Especially if I lose my hair. Because I'm going gonna be bald so it's gonna be my tiny ass little head and these big goofy ears and this big old i got my grandpa's nose and it's this big i got a big honker that's the best way to describe my nose i have a weird

nose i haven't seen most people i haven't seen a lot of people with a nose like this where my look at the shape of my nostrils they're like long teardrops a lot of people have like you have very nice shaped nostrils where they're kind of they're they're like long teardrops a lot of people have like you have very nice shaped nostrils where they're kind of they're they're round a little bit elliptical like some cashews yeah where i got fucking just like slivers like see that also my septum's insanely deviated i gotta get that fixed in 2020 and your feet fixed fucking bow-legged i'm not bow-legged i got bunions i need to get surgery on my feet because I have such bad bunions from the time I was a kid that it literally has fucked up the bone structure of both of my feet.

You also need surgery on your face because you're so ugly. Does that make you feel good? A little bit. You don't ever need any plastic surgery. You got straight-ass teeth. You got a nice nose. Shit, I was lying. I was just trying to be funny. But, you know, I don't ever need any plastic surgery. You got straight ass teeth. You got a nice nose. Shit, I was lying. I was just trying to be funny.

But, you know, I don't need to be mean to be funny. You look like a very nice man. Nice, like personality wise. That's what they always say. What's on the inside that counts? It is. So you're calling me ugly. No, I didn't say that.

I'm just, I called you a nice person. I would think that you would hold your personality over your looks. But yes, you're a very handsome man as well. I'm conceited, Ryan. Of course I can't say that. I called you a nice person. I would think that you would hold your personality over your looks. But yes, you're a very handsome man as well. I'm conceited, Ryan. Of course I can't hold my personality. As much as I'd like to, no, I can't. The world doesn't see the inside of me.

Only I do. Exactly. Not if you're a victim of the cartel. Womp womp. Wasn't that crazy what happened in Mexico, though? Oh, that shootout in the middle of the town because of because of they they had el chapo's son dummy's name el chapo el chapo dude did you ever see uh there was this uh apparently they're like a year two years two three years ago honestly there's this YouTuber, this YouTube kid who had a YouTube channel, whatever.

He was bad-mouthing the cartel or something in a bar. They came and shot him in the bar. He was live-streaming me like, fuck the... Was it in Mexico? It wasn't some random kid in Chicago. I don't think he was live-streaming when they shot him. He was live-streaming saying it, and he was still there, and they came and shot him or killed him.

I feel like at that point, I wonder if he had any affiliation. And they're like, oh, we know who he is, where he is. No, I mean, think about it. They are so ingrained into the society. They're like a government of their own. In terms of South America and Mexico, that they are in law enforcement. They are in the military. They run shit, dude.

They are pretty much everything. They have eyes everywhere. It They run shit, dude. They are pretty much everything. They have eyes everywhere. It's kind of like a second government, like the Yakuza in Japan. Like, they are in the highest levels of business authority and shit, which is scary. They were able to lay siege on a town for the capture of an arrested drug cartel's son. They got him back, right? Yeah. arrested drug cartels son and they got him back right yeah they laid they laid siege to town and then the authorities had no choice but to turn the son over because you heard they were saying

they were they were like the cartel was like sorry everybody we didn't want to do that we just needed them back i think they because they because cartels try to play for the people you know yeah they get people on their side but also like i i saw this uh radio transmission what they were telling the police like if you don't give him back we're gonna find the name of every family member of every police officer and and of course the police are like well fuck this then take it take them well they were they're essentially they're like if there was there could be a civil war between the government and between the cartel wouldn't be much of a civil war because the cartel has already infiltrated the government. There's so many cartels to a high degree.

In fact, you know, you know, if the cartel sees a candidate that they don't like, they just kill them. You know how many Mexican president like candidates have been assassinated? Yeah. Shit. Have you seen like you've seen narcos like oh there's a guy running that's like anti-cartel boom dead and that's i mean that's incredibly brave of like someone to do that what not to kill the guy too it's incredibly brave to run against something like that knowing that god in columbia i just think of all the people who fought during the war and those brave

souls who had to go out knowing that they were going to explode with a bomb strapped to their chest. Completely the opposite of what I was going to say. We should start shit with the cartel. No. That's good press. Any press is good press. Yeah. No businesses are catering to the cartel.

And that's where we are different. See? No one's doing it. That's why. But our businesses do cater to a regime that is torturing and potentially starving and killing people of Muslim faith in their country. That's true.

That is true. I'd like to get my sister wants to come on. I'd like to get my sister on the podcast. Yeah, your sister was taking off her overalls and she kept. She kept. No, she wasn't. She kept. She kept batting me.

She'd be like, hey, Ryan. Oh, actually, you're right. She was. She was flirting with me a little bit. Well, I remember she. Her husband needs to get her in check. He absolutely does. Once he left our show, she was all over me.

I know. I know. From the backseat, she was screaming my name. You called her the C word, Ryan. She was being a cunt. Okay, so my sister, when we were in Dallas, I think that, like, one of her overall straps went into the toilet. I don't know how that happened. But she kept rubbing it on me and Ryan.

She'd come out of the bathroom and be like, feel this. And she'd slap us with this wet toilet water. I'm like, don't do that. I don't want toilet water. She was also very intoxicated. Which she was trying to tell me. She was like, I'm not drunk at all. I'm like.

Then you need to give her the ultimatum. You're either stupid or intoxicated. Pick one. Because you can't not be intoxicated. I should have been like, sweet, we'll drive because I'm pretty drunk. So I'll just get behind the wheel. And that's how people die. Don't drink and drive.

I saw a dead body this week. I don't know if it was tied to drunk driving, but it was like midnight on the highway. This guy flipped his car. I was in an Uber and we pulled up right past it and just dead body just laying on the road regardless if you drink and drive your piece of shit do not do that

because you're literally endangering everyone else it's so stupid maybe you're confident that you can drink and drive but what's going to happen if you're impaired you're an're you're an idiot so it's like you're you're operating like a 20 ton piece of steel with gas explosive fuel in

it when you're drunk you're probably confident that you can lift a minivan but you're not going to be able to do that so you know it's false confidence exactly confidence when you're drunk you get confidence that you don't normally have. Which is great if you're in a social environment, you go talk to people you normally wouldn't talk with. Use alcohol as a social stimulant, not as a fucking medication for depression or as a way to fucking have fun while driving. Unless you live in Virginia. way to fucking have fun while driving unless you live in virginia i uh it was fucked though like i i haven't i think the last time i ever saw a dead body was my grandma and then i'm just i just look out the window and it's just literally just a dead body like 10 feet away on the road and i was just

like they at least covered it up for you yeah they covered it up but with a really small blanket and i was just like holy shit is that a dead body and then it like hit me and i was like whoa i was i was pretty bummed the rest of the night honestly i was like it just got me in a sour mood i was like fuck man sorry you had to go through that thank you thank you man i'm also sorry that person's dead well you should be saying sorry to me because i had to see it i'm sure the family's okay but i you know shut up jackson jackson i'm just kidding jackson come here jackson come here what do you need from me I, you know. Shut up, Jackson. We're recording. Jackson. I'm just kidding. Jackson, come here.

Jackson, come here. What do you need from me? Jackson. Yeah, there's a shit ton still at my place. Yeah, we gotta get that. Ryan's been hoarding it for himself. He wears it every day. It's just a lot of shit.

Yeah, he's wearing that nice Super Mega hat right now. That under the Super Mega sneaker. Don't we... We're not releasing those, unfortunately, but we got a couple pairs. They're pretty ugly. It's like one big-ass bright red shoe and one blue one. But we decided

to make them like a character. Someone's like really short. Yeah. It goes all the way up to your knee yeah so imagine millennial balenciagas how are you boys doing today malenciagas yeah it's halloween i forgot it's we're recording this on halloween if you come to the super megaplex for trick-or-treating, you'll be greeted by a... Jackson has turned the light off, and now it's extra spooky. Does your shirt glow in the dark, Harrison? Yeah, it does.

Oh, look at that. Never would have figured that out. You'll be greeted by a pack of cigarettes from each child. Oh, yes. One cigarette per child. You'll get a Super Mega shirt with an invoice. Yes, with an invoice, and we're just going to pour a bunch of cigarettes into a bowl. Each kid gets to take one cigarette.

And Lucky Kicks gets one that's on the golden cigarette. If you find the golden cigarette, then you get 50% off a Super Mega Pop Socket. I thought it was going to be like the Willy Wonka. You get a free gallon of milk.

You get a free glass of milk. We can't give away a gallon Wonka you get like a free gallon of milk you get a free glass of milk we can't give away a gallon but we can give away one glass of milk to a lucky child get a plastic cup fill it halfway with milk we're going to need that cup back so if you can just go ahead and drink that real quick I'm excited for Halloween it is today

I've never had trick or treaters before so I'm very excited I. I got... It is today. It is. I've never had trick-or-treaters before, so I'm very excited. You've never had one? I've never had them come up to where I live. So I'm very, very excited. I bought a bunch of candy last night. I'm going to be throwing candy out to the kids. I'm going to say, take it. Here you go.

Have some candy. I bought a bunch of candy last night. Better than what other people have to do on Halloween. Are you guys excited for when... We go door-to-door. I know. Are you excited for when your Better than what other people have to do. Are you guys excited for when you go door to door? Are you excited for when your fans see you handing out candy and dox you? When some 15 year old comes to my front

doorstep and is like, Matt Watson! And then doxes me. Someone comes up dressed as you for help. I saw two people online dressed as me and Ryan and did actually like a really good job. I saw it on Instagram. I was surprised. I feel really weird when people dress up as me. But they did a good fucking job.

I will say that. Ryan feels good. Ryan loves it. Oh, yeah. It's my favorite thing. It's me and Jackson are gonna do. You guys should dress up. At that first drawing show you guys did the opening for,

you guys dressed up as us. You wore my jacket and like my shoes and everything. And Jackson, were you Ryan? I think I was Ryan. Yeah, you were Ryan and Harrison was me. Yeah, because it was Halloween last year. Oh yeah, it was. It was a whole year ago.

It was like the week of. What's scary? I know, what's scary? Oh shit. What? Shout out to Justin and Frank who made a song about Bigfoot that's out on all streaming services.

Oh, is that out now? And there's a YouTube video up on, I think, is it on Justin's channel? Let me check. Y'all, go check that out and support that. Pause this podcast and go support that. It's on Justin's channel, Nothing But Lag. It was made by Frank Japsy and Justin. Justin, our editor, and Frank Japsy, a really good friend of the

boys. Friend of the court. Justin sent us a little rough draft of that song like a month ago, and I was wondering when that was going to come out. That's amazing. It's all done. I do love that song. Go listen to that go to Justin's channel yeah Bigfoot Halloween centric of course a creature it's a it's a spooky Bigfoot skin in fortnites trash though very disappointing see if it was something that wasn't real like like a mythical creature, it would be horrifying. But it's just Bigfoot.

Because it makes creationist face the fact that evolution is real. Bullshit. You think there's one guy who's found Bigfoot and just, like, loves, like, is in love with Bigfoot and just fucks it and just doesn't want anyone to judge him? Why don't they hate fucks Bigfoot? I think Bigfoot's the top. Bigfoot's the top, for sure. Bigfoot's not a bottom. He could be tired of being the apex predator of the forest. I promise you Bigfoot's the top. Bigfoot's not a bottom. He could be tired of being the apex predator of the forest. I promise you Bigfoot's a top.

If it's a female Bigfoot, she gets a stick and she pegs. Like, there's no... The apex fucker. How long have we been recording, Matthew? 50 minutes. Holy shit. We gotta do ad reads. Hey, we gotta do some ad reads. What?

Need my car keys? Here you go, bro. Yeah, here, go pop open the bright pink Tesla. The Lambo? Oh, the McLaren. Yeah, here you go. All right, these, yeah. The hatchback.

No, those are for the green one. No, they're in the gold one, the keys. I left them on the seat. Oh, okay. Okay. Anyway, we're in the gold one, the keys. I left them on the seat. Oh, okay. Okay. Anyway, we're going to do some ad reads now because y'all like those. Yeah. So let me tell you guys about something very special.

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They should go to harrys.com slash super mega. Yep. Real quick before the next ad read, I had a really good business idea. Let's start following a ton of monkey accounts on Instagram, like accounts that own a monkey, and hopefully they'll notice us and follow us back and see if we can get in with them

to do a video with some monkeys. Okay. I's a good idea i'm down oh yeah let's do it i followed that chimp uh earlier today in the banana suit it's verified chimps verified i'm not instagram turned me down again they were like you need more press uh i just think it's interesting that a chimp can get verified on Instagram. Not even that. Their whole excuse for you, because I haven't sent in anything yet, but when you're shit in, their excuse for you was that there wasn't enough press. But I know there are a lot of people that I know that are verified that definitely aren't headlining news or have any articles, not even one, not even in their high school paper written about them.

Well, I already have an article written about me. The thing about how I had the world's biggest penis. Oh, yeah. And they didn't even take that into consideration. Yeah. Written by The Onion, so that's probably why. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They probably don't count. That is real. is oh yeah they didn't they didn't even take that in consideration yeah um anyway by the onion so that's probably why yeah oh yeah they probably don't count that is real anyway uh you know what might help me get verified on instagram squarespace or having a well-designed site on

squarespace if i had my you can put your shops or personal websites on if i could if i have my square if i put if i could have my own website on squarespace.com, Ryan, then maybe Instagram would be like, we got to verify this guy because he's got his own classy, beautiful, sleek website that he designed through Squarespace.com. Well, you might be thinking, you might be looking at the sites and being, man, that looks like a lot of work. It's really not. It's very simple. They have a lot of easy templates to use where you can make the website your own. And honestly, here's the thing, y'all. You know, you want a website for this or that. Let's say you're starting up your own podcast. You need a website your own. And honestly, here's the thing, y'all. You know, you want a website for this or that.

Let's say you're starting up your own podcast. You need a website for that. Let's say you want to sell T-shirts. You're coming up with you need a website for that. Or you got your own foundation. You started. You're trying to raise awareness for something. Or you just want to make a fun little blog with your friends or something.

You need a website for that. But you're like, fuck, man. How do I how do I code? I don't know how to code. I don't know how to design a website. I don't have graphic design skills. Guess what? You don't need them because Squarespace has got all that figured out for you

because they got tons and tons of really unique, cool, sleek templates that don't look like just a basic design website. Just throw your text in here. Matt loves making websites. I love making websites. He uses Squarespace all the time. I do. I said this in the last Squarespace read, but I have a project coming out soon.

I've been working on some stuff using Squarespace for it. And I really genuinely think that Squarespace is the way to go when making a website because they got so many options, so many features. That's right, Matt. And for our listeners, if that sounds interesting, you know, making a wonderful website that's super easy and will get a lot of clicks. You know what I'm saying? Get those clicks. Go to Squ I'm saying? Get those clicks. Go to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash super mega

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And I get 10% off. You know what I'm saying? Thanks, Squarespace. Thank you, Squarespace. And Harry SuperMega or squarespace.com slash SuperMega and I get 10% off. You know what I'm saying? Thanks, Squarespace. Thank you, Squarespace. And Harry's. And Harry's. Anyways. Ryan, you're wearing socks today. And? I like it. I've been wearing shoes more. You should. They're easier to walk around in. They're comfy, man.

I fucking love a good pair of shoes. Shoes make an outfit. I gotta get several pairs of these. Those are Adidas. The Adidas slip-ons. Those look very comfy. I need to get stuff to clean my shoes with. How do I do that? You can just buy.

To clean the whites. If you want to clean the whites of your shoes, what you got to do is get. There's like these sticks you can get that have like a brush at the tip. And it squeezes out like foam when you squeeze it. And you just like brush the shit out of those shoes okay i do that uh i have my i i'm a big fan of white shoes i wear a lot of white shoes so i got to keep those suckers clean so i like it when they're not white white a little wet like to where they're like a little kind of tinged with yellow like these i got not where they're yellow when they're tinged. Yeah.

When they're like a little bit of griminess like yours are right now. Well, these are, I cleaned these before our Dallas show and they got a little scuff since, but I like-

I like shoes that are a little scuff. A little scuff. Actually, that's a big trend because I- New shoes look cheaper to me. What? New shoes look cheaper. Well, you want to show

that you've worn them a bit, right? Yeah've been those little piggies on me yeah on my thighs i like it a lot yeah what if i told you that was actually turning me on i actually uh it's fine playing footsie with my thigh. I like it. I was actually on Rodeo Drive. Cool. Anyway, guys. That's my favorite thing to do. Awesome, dude.

I love doing that. No, I was on Rodeo Drive, which is in Beverly Hills. Where's that? It's where I want to be, first of all. Okay. Gimme, gimme. I was down in Beverly Hills because I got a speeding, or not a speeding ticket, I got a ticket for my car registration.

So I had to go to Beverly Hills to go to court. And while I was there, I was like- How many times can you say Beverly Hills in this story? So I was in Beverly Hills. But, you know, Beverly Hills has Rodeo Drive, which Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills is a very famous strip. For being rich and pompous. Yes.

That's where asshole millionaires go to shop. And I was like, I've never been to Rodeo Drive. I haven't walked down. So I walked down and I went to like a Louis Vuitton museum and I went to one store that had shoes. There's a fucking Louis Vuitton museum? I got to say, it was incredible. It was so cool.

Please tell me. Please tell me, please please for the love of God tell me the Louis Vuitton Museum is a museum funded by Louis Vuitton and not a museum dedicated to products by Louis Vuitton. You're able to buy Louis Vuitton there but

No, no, no. That's not what I'm asking. Is this a really cool museum with art pieces and stuff? It's an installment. It's like an art installment that's only no. That's not what I'm asking. Is this a really cool museum with art pieces and stuff? It's an installment. It's like an art installment. That's only temporary. Are they using their products as the installments? Or is it just funded by Louis Vuitton? It's like, hey, I want to get into art.

No, no, no. It's basically showcasing the history of Louis Vuitton. And they have a bunch of really famous pieces. And they have a bunch of dresses that are worn by big big celebrities on display and they have a bunch of really weird unique pieces and they have like a room that's like a holograph room it was amazing if you're in LA check it out it's free um and I when I walked in this dude gave me this whole speech it was incredible though like a dude gave you a speech? Yeah. He gave me this speech about Louis Vuitton, but he was the most heartwarming. He started talking, and I was like, okay, here we go. And then I had the biggest smile on my face.

He had the British accent, and it was probably fake British accent, but he was beautiful, the speech he gave me. And I walked around. I looked at all these cool little exhibits they have in there. Didn't buy any Louis Vuitton because that's really expensive. in there. Didn't buy any Louis Vuitton because that's really expensive. But the reason I brought this up was because when I was on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills,

on that street in Beverly Hills, I saw a pair of shoes because it's fun. How about a pair of Keats? Okay. Okay. Or a pair of dice. A pair of dice. Or a pair of dime. Okay. That's good. Take it farther. No. Okay. Well, I saw a pair of shoes. How about a pair of dye or a pair of dime. Okay. That's good. Take it farther.

No. Okay. Well, I saw a pair of shoes. Uh, how about a pair of glider? I, uh,

it, I think it's fun going to designer stores, not to buy things, but just, it's, it's almost like looking in this window. It's like, so this is what rich people do. You look at,

you look at like, okay, $10,000 for a jacket, Jesus fucking Christ. But it's interesting seeing like pieces of clothing that cost do. You look at like, okay, $10,000 for a jacket. Jesus fucking Christ. But it's interesting seeing like pieces of clothing that cost that much. I'm like, why does this cost this much? And I saw a pair of shoes that was thousands of dollars. You're looking at people who have an abundance of expendable income.

And it's like they literally don't know what to do with it. Yeah. So it's like for them, it's not I have to buy the best thing. I think a lot of times. I think a lot of times it's just like, why not? It's what they're used to. it's not i have to buy the best thing i think a lot of times i think a lot of times just like why not they don't it's like it's what they're used to it's not gonna hurt me it's whatever so my friends are wearing yeah um yeah but but i brought this whole thing up uh because i saw a pair of shoes that were super fucking expensive but they were designed to look scuffed up and like already.

A paratrooper? But they were already scuffed and dirty and stuff. And that was just the design. But I was like, someone's going to pay thousands of dollars for a pair of shoes that already look worn. Wait, a pair of shoes is thousands of dollars? We should go to Rodeo Drive sometime. I saw a jacket that was 10 grand.

Did it look like it was worth 10 grand? It looked pretty. It looked like it was made out of uh that's what i'm saying you see you see someone who has just just a small modicum of of of knowledge of uh money right not even knowledge of money just who who has their head on straight a coat that's ten thousand dollars would never be worth it you'd realize like whoever is selling that coat is is it's bullshit um but then when you're rich it kind of becomes more of just kind of like it's a flex too yeah for sure well this this i will say this ten thousand dollar coat the coat was cool as fuck the The picture up there, I purchased from an art exhibit in Morocco for $10,000.

It's a statement, you know? If you go out wearing this Louis Vuitton jacket that looks like it's made out of tinfoil. Is that what it looked like it was? It was silver and shiny. It was really, the material was nice. And also, I think everything's handmade, but it's the name you buy. It's not the quality. I mean, the stuff, like designer stuff.

How does a jacket cost? How does a fucking tinfoil jacket cost $10,000, but I can go to a men's warehouse and get like a buy one, get one free suit for like $250? Well, the stuff is really well made, but the price is not because of how well it's made. The price is because of the name. If you slap Louis Vuitton on it, boom, it's huge.

But you want it to be some sort of like a little bit of equal. You look at what Apple was doing at first, not what they are now, because now it's just ridiculously priced. It was always ridiculously priced when you look at it. But where you think, you know, Apple products are well made. They are they are used by a majority of people. But is it worth two thousand dollars for an iphone you know it's like yeah no but they can price it that because of the name

because it's apple but then you look like i look at things like that fucking jacket that's ten thousand dollars like i'm not gonna get much use out of that even if i am rich i'd look at an xbox that's like four hundred dollars i'm gonna have, almost a decade's worth of use out of that thing. You can get a car for $10,000. You can drive for a decade. You can get a car for $2,000. You can get a nice car for $10,000. And, well, I mean, it goes back to the point where it's like, these people are so rich

that buy this kind of stuff that they... It's not a big purchase to them. It's like, ooh, that's a cool jacket. $10,000? They're not going out of their way. No, it's not like they have to save it. It's not like us, because we're for like bending over backwards to be able to pay for this. That's a completely different world. They live in a world where they literally could buy that and throw it off a cliff and laugh about it. Also some.

Okay. On this topic, a guy stopped me after the show in Austin. And we were talking and he brought something up about being able to afford something. And I was like, oh, I wish. He's like, what do you mean you wish? You're a millionaire. And he was like, fully serious. And I was like, what?

Let me make something very clear. Ryan and I are not millionaires for those who might think that. We are nowhere close. Nowhere close. To being millionaires for those we are nowhere close nowhere close to being we're very comfortable in how we live uh like i'm not gonna lie and be like oh we're poor like we we make good money doing super mega and we're very thankful yeah but i i cannot imagine from just the money that we're making right now and what we could like i i don't think it's possible for us to make a million dollars anything's possible of course if you want it but i mean i see these other youtubers

that make like two million a month i don't understand how how how the fuck do you make that much money i got into the game to be to be rich dude but instead i came out as upper middle class what the f i which which i am absolutely completely content with where i am of course and and i mean it's because of you guys like i'm never gonna be like no don't say that then then they're gonna threaten to take it away don't take it away please no but really like the people that join to the patreon that come to our live shows to buy the merch and just watch the videos like that that means the fucking world to us and and that's why we're able to continue doing this. Because if this didn't make.

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