supermegashow - EP 167 - TV Talk

Episode Date: November 9, 2019

We talk about some good ol' television shows, the holy book and isolated civilizations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Welcome to Super Megacast, episode 167. Got it first. Got it first. Damn it. Dummies. Fuck you, man. Big dum-dum. Episode 167, as Ryan stated.

That's right. It's a beautiful Tuesday afternoon. We are sitting in our studio. The lights are off. First podcast we've ever done in the dark i think yeah thanks jackson thank you jackson i'm i'm curious if this will change the dynamic at all you know we'll see uh this mic stand is still pissing me off man we got to get some new mic stands this is bullshit amazon your mic stands are garbage what we get for buying amazon basics

mic stands because they were cheap they can't even hold up a like one of the lightest mics i've like this is lighter than your regular like kind of like a microphone you'd get out of stands because they were cheap. They can't even hold up one of the lightest mics. This is lighter than your regular microphone you'd get out of the rock band box set. It's a super light microphone. Maybe it just needs to be tightened. I don't know. Is the thing tightened all the way? It's as tight as can be. It's this part.

It's this part right here. Can't tighten. Hold on. If we had a screwdriver. Do you have a coin? Hold on. I'm getting a phone call from Ike. Hey, Ike. What's up, man? I'm doing good. Just recording an epic podcast right now.

Like two minutes into it. Even when we're out of the office, those game grumps are still interrupting our recording sessions. I know. Can't believe it. 15 minutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just ring the doorbell. Cool.

Sounds good, brother. See ya. Quarters are too big, but I guess I tightened it a little. Looks tight. It's not moving anymore. Sorry about that, guys. I got a call from Ike from Game Grumps. That's all kept in.

Yeah. Anyway, how you been, Ryan? What's new? How was your weekend, man? Tell me all about it. Give me every little ounce of Ryan McGee's weekend. Okay. I went to get some udon yesterday.

That's not the weekend. You know, it's a good... Oh, yeah. Yesterday was Monday. I basically just played video games for most of the weekend you know it's a good weekend when you try to remember what you did and you can't you're like uh because every weekend so much nothing blur yeah it just blurs together but yeah i uh i've been playing a lot of luigi's mansion 3 one of the best games on the switch, baby. You really think so? I really do think so. I am enjoying it.

I loved the original one. We even completed it on the channel in like eight episodes. Luckily, this one's longer, and it's even more fun to catch ghosts, believe it or not. Because now, you can suck them, but then when you suck them just enough, like all nice and tight in your little vacuum, you can slam them on the ground. Damn. So it's like even more, it's just a fun time. I'm excited, man.

That'll be coming soon to the channel for all you Luigi's Mansion stans. Yeah, I'm excited to play it for the channel. And I know y'all are, if you already played it, well, why are you playing it? It's going to ruin everything. I'm sorry that I like to play video games in my personal spare time. Why don't you pick up a book, Ryan? Why don't you start reading the dictionary? That's what I do in my spare time.

I read the fucking dictionary. And then when I'm done with it, I read the thesaurus. No, I read the thesaurus. No, you just stole it out of my mouth. I read the fucking thesaurus. You knew what I was about to say. No, you knew what I was about to say, so you stole it out of my mouth. You heard me start to speak, and you're like, no, I'm going to steal this one from him, too.

So he has nothing to say. I also read the encyclopedia. No, those are all made up. Yeah, it's all bullshit. Do you remember before Wikipedia, you had to go open a fucking book and search for words. That shit sucked. I used to do it for fun in elementary school. I'd go to the dictionary, I'd copy down words and write down their definitions.

It was fun. Any words you found? Just any words. I look up ones that I like, like shark or words that i thought were cool i like that i liked uh i liked uh kind of designing them so the the word would be bold and then i'd hand write slash italicize whether it was a noun or verb adjective you know in that parentheses and then uh in regular uh writing i'd i'd write the definition i like i'd have a whole bunch of words that i liked right

there you still do that no come over here come over your place and just like every inch of wall is just paper taped up but just like the dictionary rewritten by hand dude if you rewrote an entire dictionary by hand i mean that'd be pretty that'd be pretty gnarly. No, well, not really, since there's a lot of people that do that, because a lot of dictionaries exist. Yeah, but no one handwrites a dictionary anymore. You're right. Not a single person does that. I mean, you just get it on your dang old e-phone.

You don't need to fucking, you don't need to handwrite that shit. Would you write me one for my birthday? It's coming up in a few months. No, definitely not. I'm still working on the on the king james version of the bible right now people had to write all of that shit by hand back in the day to copy it yeah that's why books were so expensive to copy it from the mouth of god you mean well i mean like if they wanted to make a copy of the bible which was from the mouth of god they'd have

to just sit down and rewrite the whole fucking thing we definitely have the exact translation from the original text from 2000 sorry not 2000 uh four billion years ago when jesus was born when was the bible made like like the first books of the it was it was before christ it was bc so was it was it like 2000 years before christ or like like how did the bible come isn't that crazy so jesus was around and you know jesus probably read the old testament absolutely and it was his daddy's book his dad wrote it yeah yeah my dad wrote this you know he's thinking of adding a new one yeah he's talking there's talks of a sequel but you know i don't i don't want to spoil anything but yeah maybe i'll be in it they got a little too uh ambitious and they went for that third movie mormonism and it just

did not hit that one did not hit right that was like the direct dvd uh yeah like third installment of the bible which you know like disney had little mermaid 2 they had lion king uh 2 that came out lion king one and a half as well actually i Actually, I'd say Mormonism is more like a Lion King 1 1⁄2 than a full-fledged other movie. It also retcons a lot of stuff. It's like, yeah, Jesus went to America, by the way.

It has some odd Scientology-esque vibes to what they believe. It has some... I like the seeing stones, how Joseph Smith... Like how you get your own planet after you die. That's like. Just stupid. Well, it's not stupid.

That's fucking awesome. You know how many, you know how many loser, loser Mormons have shitty planets? They just get to roam around on their little shitty planet. I feel like we talked about this very recently. And like, like you, you die and you were such a good Mormon, you get planet but it's like randomly selected so it's just this burning rock it's like the closest thing orbiting some massive star so you are technically in heaven but you're quite literally in hell yes I think the closest thing to hell trade off what's the closest thing to hell like in our universe would you say it's like oh no no I watched a video that I literally think was titled like the closest thing to hell that exists and it's this one planet that's in this like star system far away where it rains glass sideways at like a thousand miles per hour and it's like it's like six thousand degrees hot and like it's insane it's just fucking well you die on impact at least i wouldn't six that you can survive six thousand degrees i could get a heat resistance can your bones survive six thousand degrees my

bones can survive a lot right i don't think so i would just be very you just vaporized dust i was watching nuke videos recently because every now and then you know duke nukem video no but like you know i'm sure you have these nights you'll be laying in bed and you just fall down a YouTube hole. And then you start thinking of nuclear explosions. You're just watching videos of nukes, like test videos. I smoke on that reefer and I go, what if we exploded, bro? What if nuke explode? But it's like, I was watching a bunch of like HD nuclear archive footage.

You won't believe your eyes. 4K nuke explosion for real. That's pretty much what it was titled. That shit's scary though, dude, because the second, I mean, obviously it's scary, but I didn't realize that the second it goes off, like everything goes up in flames

because there's a thermal wave. So like it'll go off in the distance and it'll be like filming inside of a house and instantly like all the blinds just instantly catch on fire. And then the shockwave hits that like blows everything up. But like moment before that just everything just goes up in flames doesn't sound like fun those people's not really their shadows but that that's what

they're called their uh their silhouettes of where they stood are etched into like the stairway and like where was it japan yeah i forget exactly which location that is there's like a specific one that's crazy or uh what was that one volcano pompeii pompeii is that what it is i think so pompeii that's ridiculous that's interesting because there's such there it's such a it's it's such a real it's a great preservation of the human body of like just so from so long ago so it actually is very that's why it's so creepy because you see them cowering and like running you see them in their last moment you're like that was a person i saw a picture person living and that was the last thing they ever did their body position like imagine like right now like someone comes out and

scares you and like some demon comes out and scares you and like some demon comes out and scares you because we don't have a volcano here right now but there's always lava or magma underneath us okay so so a hole opens up and magma sprays all over us so we get cocooned and we're like surprised and then later uh all of a sudden russia kills everyone on earth because they're shitty and then and then uh an alien comes by and they're like whoa look at these epic humans they look so scared that's what we're like with pompeii and alien goes mad watson and ryan mckee from 70 day posted on his alien subreddit funny man from youtube dude you know how fucking amazing like alien video games probably are they gotta

exist out there like think of even something as basic as like an alien notepad just writing down notes god like honestly just being able to go to like an advanced civilization and experience their forms of entertainment like their music their mood because i'm sure they have their own form of movies and their style and their fashion fashion that's what that'd be so cool like that's why i would want to know about aliens just something you don't really see too much in like movies like all aliens you see most aliens you see movies there are exceptions of course because there are a lot of movies out there but the main kind of thing you get is like aliens are always wearing uniforms of some kind whether it's like in a

guardians of the galaxy spacesuit type thing or it's in a or it's in like a star wars-y type universe where they're all wearing kind of like rebellion or sith or like not sith but empire armor i think movies make them to uh where it's like oh these aliens were like written by humans obviously i want to like i want to see a movie where it's so realistic, where it's like, it just doesn't make sense. Get Neil deGrasse Tyson on that, man. He'd love to write that shit. Let me tell you about aliens. Now, if you go into the end of time, you'll see that there are a lot of things that you just can't see.

Neil deGrasse Tyson? Neil deGrasse Tyson Neil deGrasse I wonder if alien music I wonder if they would like stick to the same scales like I wonder if like if certain things like music is almost like universal where it's like an intelligent another intelligent race

would figure it out as well or if like because I know music is like mathematical and shit so I wonder if that music would kind of follow the same like there'd still be a beat there'd still be drums there'd still be like music chord changes that are kind of like mimic the ones we have here on earth music's been around before we could even babble a coherent language dude who are banging our hands on some like rocks and shit imagine whether whether we thought of it as music at that time or our ancestors did. Expression.

They were expressing emotion through shit they were doing. Oh man, imagine just going back in time and just giving a bunch of cavemen an electric drum set. Just watching them just fuck around with it. That would be so much fun to watch. I wish... I think it would be so cool.

I guess obviously it's a little fucked up to sit down a caveman and have him watch lawrence of arabia and get his opinion literally what i was about to say what the hell man um like hypothetically cool because you can't do it in real life because it's fucked up but to put a bunch of people like on to an isolated island or something and then send them into like some sort of building and tell them oh it's for showers is this what you're getting at no no i can tell from your hair these ideas are starting no no no no i'm saying it'd be cool to watch human nature as soon as i get a watch human nature i just to see to see, to see how like, these lower beings. No,

not lower beings. I'm talking about starting, like if they could instantly spawn a bunch of people on an island that like clean slate. And then, you know, they didn't have any preexisting ideas of. There are tribes out there that have not been contacted, you know,

dude, the Sentinel minimal contact. Have you heard of the Sentinelese? Are they the ones that killed that dude? That was like, I want to film you. And they just killed him. him they didn't happen and didn't like break any laws i mean like if if there's a native tribe out there and you're killed by him like the world is just like oh well he's saying coming and arresting them no the military isn't gonna come out like

for for some for some doofus who got himself i'm sorry it's probably a great i'm not i'm not saying he was a doofus i'm just saying if you go to a to some native tribe you gotta know what you're getting into yeah because so so this is really fascinating um and i i encourage everyone to go look this up because i i went down a rabbit hole on this one recently there's this place called like like north sentinel island that's in the indian ocean and it's one of the last uh like communities on earth that is that hasn't like reached the modern age and they can't really communicate with them because every single time someone tries to go they just attack them yeah but they still haven't discovered fire they haven't discovered really uh well the interesting thing was that they this ship crashed uh on the

shore this like big massive like tanker crashed and they were calling for help um and they could see like the natives on the shore like building rafts and getting like their arrows ready and stuff and i can imagine a scarier moment you're like fuck fuck fuck but anyway i have to deal with people now like ravenous fucking people well they got they got rescued and then um you can still see on like satellite images how that ship is still there but then they recovered some like arrows years later from the island and they had put like iron from the ships into the arrows so it's like that kind of like kick-started the uh iron age for them so they like they discovered through that ship like oh we could put this on our weapons i wonder like what they think that shit is like when that ship is there and then they go

and explore it and it's just this big abandoned ship is it like i could see why they would think it's like some sort of alien aircraft yeah yeah it's like it's like oh shit like i don't know not really i mean for them to comprehend they're already building rafts so they would begin to know what a what a boat is so they just see this as like a very enhanced boat it's that there's that really famous picture where that helicopter flew over um and then they tried to like it was right after the tsunami uh in that region and then they flew the helicopter like to check up on them to see if they're okay and and it's that really famous picture the guy with the bow and arrow like pointing at that shooting at the helicopter because i imagine if like you live in that kind

of uh society or just that civilization you see a helicopter like you would attack it because it's just this you think it's gonna kill you it's like this massive animal matt if if you if you had a gun in your house and a ufo appeared as like you have no idea what the fuck this thing is it's so technologically advanced it just appears outside your home is your first thought to go start shooting at it with your glock like well you hey i think i think go away i i think that like in a civilization that's a little more primal they don't uh really know exactly like for them i feel like everything's fight or flight you know and you see this big thing coming at you it's like a massive metal bird it's like ah i need to attack it or else it's gonna kill me yeah eat or be eaten that's crazy man these fishermen actually they fell asleep on their boat and they drifted too close and then

they just got poured down with arrows and died or got like hit in the leg or something jesus they just saw them out at sea and they're like it'd be so fascinating to like go there but i guarantee if i went they would kill me it's it's also just kind of sad because you know even like even just how primitive they are like they don't stand a chance against any other type of civilization well they stopped actually they used to try to communicate with them uh I think the Indian Navy would go and like send anthropologists up, but they stopped because they were worried about introducing diseases to them that would kill them. They were scared of like giving them smallpox or just a lot of diseases like the common cold that like, you know, it's fine for us. But like if that whole civilization has never had to just kill them all. And it's only like two or three hundred people.

And it's only like two or three hundred people. Could you imagine, you know, thinking of a of another race's, you know, individuality that much or just their their conservation that much to where you'd be careful to not. You know, start a mass genocide through disease amongst their people that that's an interesting thought. Too bad Columbus didn't think of it. What? Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home,

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We gave them a whole plot of land to the West. How are they not grateful for that? Listen, we kicked them off the land they'd been on for thousands of years and gave them a little square of land, and they should be thankful, even though we killed half of their family. We gave them land. You need to know how brutal they were to each other first. If you thought what we did was bad woo let me i got some horror stories

from the war from the indian war yeah i uh from the great indian war i'm pretty sure that was a war wasn't it isn't it called the indian war i think there was a work of the indian did they ever change the name of that no i don't don't. I think back then they just called Native Americans Indians. The war with the cowboys. So let me get this straight. It's literally the only reason Native Americans were called Indians because Christopher Columbus or whoever it was that came over thought he was in India. So he saw the native people and said, oh, these are Indians. That's what I heard. So that's literally the only reason yeah there's so that'd be like if they thought they

were going to china and the native americans just called the chinese yeah but they're not okay well checkmate they're called they're called american indians now american or native i love i love that indian is still in there though oh. Oh, yeah. I was looking it up. It is the American Indian Wars is what it's called. It's so funny that then that word got a whole new meaning and just literally just meant a completely different group of people now. Where we grew up, there was a ton of Native American tribes and stuff. We grew up in a pretty big hotspot. South Carolina had like Cherokee and a lot of the things were named after Native American

stuff like the Wando River. There was Wando High School. There was even if you go into like a lot of the smaller towns in South Carolina, you can see the names like Seneca. I love the name Seneca. Yeah, Seneca. What was that one place? It starts with an O.

It's like a lake. Oh, Lake Jocasse. I think that's a Native American thing. Dude, I remember going camping as a kid and finding arrowheads. And that's just like the coolest shit because it's like, wow, this was like used in somebody's life, you know, hundreds of years ago. And I remember I was camping once and I found this huge like five inch arrowhead that was just like perfect condition.

And I lost it right before I got back in the car. I don't know how I lost it. I was so mad. It was beautiful. It was like perfect condition. Oh, well. Oh, never have that again. It's a piece of history and you'll never have it again.

Never again. So they're everywhere. You can find them pretty easy if you go like hiking up in the mountains and stuff okay i'll go searching for one i guarantee you go search for megalodon tooth while i'm at it i still don't have one once we open the p.o box okay people are gonna send an abundance of megalodon dude i hope i hope i hope like thousands of our fans each have like five megalodon it's gonna wreck the megalodon tooth market but um it's just history is because like as we were saying there were uh there's still tribes out there that are essentially in the stone ages with uh how they're living where

i was like watching this video and i had no idea can can you take a guess on when the last guillotine execution was wasn't it like in the 70s 77 yeah yeah it was like cat like punishment the last execution was 77 but in 81 is when they like officially banned it i had no idea like even in the 1930s guillotines like public executions and shit like that were a thing i'm like what i could not imagine so in 1977 like when my mom was was a teenager essentially there's some some dude was just being beheaded by a guillotine i thought of some was this france it was somewhere in here i think i think it was france but let me check uh it was uh where was the last execution there's a video of it it's France I think there's a video of it right

the last guillotine ooh let me look it up I'm pretty sure it's like a very grainy video of them just like throwing some dude in and then it's like really fast

dude what scares me the most is about beheading obviously the fact you're being beheaded but it's the whole thing where it's like

there's no way to know if you're still alive after that happens i mean i'm sure science is like oh no you're not but it's like are you still like conscious for a few seconds after that happens because there's no way to technically know right because they can't like get inside the person's brain there's a wkuk sketch about it where uh where they're uh the people who are being executed they're placing bets like i bet you can get through all of your abcs it's like okay i'll do it and then it's just like them bleeding out like just their dead head what i i miss whitest kids you know that's such a good i've been i've been watching more of their stuff recently it's just it's so funny my favorite one of all time was ever more as a show on comedy central i think really i think so oh shit trevor more is hilarious i remember uh trevor more come on the podcast oh

my god that would be a dream come true i know like it's just because i i look at trevor more is kind of like just he's he's a great comedian i love him i've always i also love all the stuff that he's done with other people it's just like i'd feel i i feel like he in my head he's too big for our podcast but i feel like he's also just he's he's doable to have on at some point i don't think he's out of the realm of possibility but i also feel like you know there's such an age gap, like having a, being on a podcast hosted by two, essentially 20 year old.

To you teenagers. Yeah. Like, you know, like, and you're a grown man at this point. Which, the funny thing is technically we're grown men.

Right. Is that what's stopping us, you think, from having some guests on? Cause like, I feel like, we get in our own heads. Yeah, we get in our own heads. Because I, our own head absolutely because i there's so many people like i said that you know said they would

come on or like we could easily get on the podcast but i we get in our own heads and we're just like oh no like they're they're too good for this podcast or like um dude trevor real quick trevor moore is six six yeah he, he's a tall motherfucker. Jesus Christ, I didn't realize he was that tall. He also gained, like, healthy weight. Remember, he used to be, like, uh, one of the videos to look at Trevor Moore when he was, like, skinnier for WKUK was, uh, it was the, the, um, what was the McDonald's fast food, fast, uh, fast food thing that morgan spurlock or whatever his name did was that called supersize me yeah it was like that except it was like for every meal i'm just gonna have like whiskey or like liquor oh and so in the video like he's just kind of like this

really skinny just like drunk out of his mind dude well he didn't actually do that right no okay for a second i was like this did this go to my head and he actually did that? No, he kind of reminds me of you honestly. Yeah, I've heard that before. I want to do my hair like his once it grows back out, but he has such nice hair for his age. It looks so nice. I mean, he was a big inspiration. He's got a nice voice.

He has a very nice voice. See? He's actually skinnier than you are now. Oh, wow, he is. Yeah. I feel like it is age because like now he he actually like has a healthy amount of weight on well i can't wait until i get in my later 20s and my metabolism pumps the brakes a bit and then i can actually get like some regular weight on me i actually i have noticed i look at pictures of myself i feel like i've gained a little bit of weight this year but weight is in like age weight as i'm getting

older in my 20s sagging weight not sagging weight but like kind of just more of like a natural weight gain yeah i've noticed like if i look back at pictures of myself like two years ago i'm a lot skinnier but i don't know how to describe it doesn't look like it's not like i'm not getting muscle and i'm not necessarily getting fat but it's more just kind of like my body's becoming more heavy a little heavier okay like slightly slightly like a little more uh definitely not as thin as you were when i first met you i was a skinny motherfucker you were i i mean i still were comically skinny but like now you're just skinny i didn't have any of this no it was like straight up just skin and bones. I was a little stick man.

You're turning into a man. I'm finally growing some hair on my face. Yeah. Getting some hair under my arm. I remember the first armpit hair I ever got. I was going to turn off the light. Because I had one of the lights in my bedroom that has the string hanging down. I was going to bed.

So I had my shirt off and I reach up to turn and i look down at my arm and i see i see this incredibly small slightly dark hair i was like i actually freaked out i was like i'm a man i'm a man no it's actually quite the opposite i was like i was like i don't want to grow up yet i ripped it out you ripped i did yeah i was freaked out protest of aging i was like i was I'm going to stop the process of aging. Because I thought that if I hit puberty, I would be like. A freak? A different person. And I really liked being like young and free.

And I was like, no. I ripped it out. I had this weird thing about growing up. Did you keep it in a little glass case? No, dude. My first armpit hair. I remember then I found, I got toe hair. And I was like, no.

And I shaved it off. Because for a while, I just had this weird like. You shaved off your toe hair? Dude, I had this weird like Peter Pan complex. Like this affliction to aging? Yeah, I was like, I don't want to grow up. I want to stay the age I am. And I had to have been like 12 or 13.

I was like, no. I remember noticing the hair growing on my fingers. And I was like, that's weird. Same. I was like back in high school possibly the first time I was playing Nintendo DS at night and I could see it in the dark because the screen was the only thing lit up

I could see it I was like I remember I was perplexed by it I was looking I was like is that normal so then I would sneak a look at big ol' Jim's hands and I'd be like oh Jim's big gorilla mitts big ol' meaty hands big claws I'll look at big old Jim's hands and I'll be like, oh, oh, okay. Jim's got some gorilla mitts. Yeah. Big old meaty hands.

Big claws. I feel like Jim has very gorilla-esque hands. Like if you look at a gorilla's hand and you look at Jim's hands, I feel like. Jim has definitely got man hands. I think, let me see your hands. You have, you have, you have good man hands. You have very like solid. I have soft man hands.

No, but your man hands are like, I've said this before. You kind of have a hand model type hand where my my hands are look at these man do you see like you can see every ligament you have very nice shaped fingers very proportionate uh very very very man hands where i have i have more more woman hands i have long slender fingers and like i do this like you have like aunt fingers i have aunt fingers yeah like middle-aged aunt yeah you have i mean i can't disagree i cut my hand like kind of like if you just saw this hand i painted my nails and groom out a little bit you'd be like oh that's like a like a 45 year old aunt's hands dude Dude, you could be a hand model like get it made up. You could be like a Walking Dead hand model. Dude,

you would be perfect as a zombie on The Walking Dead. Hire me for The Walking Dead then, guys. Please. Someone who works on the show has got to be listening. Yeah, I know The Walking Dead isn't as big as it was. I will do it though for free. People to watch. Here's a good reason to get that

younger audience. If y'all fly me out and do all my makeup and put me on the walking dead I will I will absolutely do it for free I can be a fat zombie I will yeah absolutely we're about to spoil the walking dead you assholes

how are there still like on the walking dead it's like how many years past since like the zombie apocalypse like six or seven now or some shit I don't know how are there still like on the walking dead it's like how many years passed since like the zombie apocalypse like six or seven now or some shit i don't know how are the zombies still going i don't know wouldn't you think they'd all die i know over the course of a few seasons i remember there was an interview with the makeup artist and he said that through each season he did age the zombies because they are becoming more decrepit and stuff but i don't know if they've taken that on into the future seasons or not or if that was just something

kind of like oh the good old seasons where they paid attention but they never really paid that much attention after season I guess two all I got through was I got through three and a half I think I got I got to where they were in the was the village or something where the guy with the eye patch

the governor the governor I got I got I got to the part where he got like his other eye blinded or some shit with some glass yeah like a fish tank broke or something because michonne stabbed him in the eye okay that was that was as far as i got yeah i don't think that's a spoiler at this point i think into season five and then i stopped but i i watch scenes every now and then because it's like oh what a what are they up to? She has like tigers on chains and shit. No, no, no. She has samurai.

She has two zombies on chains that don't have their bottom jaw. It's from the comics. Also from the comics is a tiger. You're talking about a tiger, right? Who is a part of a community called the kingdom, I think, where like they have have this guys i'm the king and they talk like all medieval yeah it did get really goofy because at first i was like oh man a really gritty realistic zombie zombie apocalypse show seems cool which the first two seasons were very much that and third season up to a point where it wasn't it just started getting really goofy in the third

season i'd say which i mean to be fair how else it's based on the graphic novel which has those things in it but yeah but but frank uh uh frank uh ocean no no no he directed that right no no no no no no frank darabont who did the green mile and stuff he actually was the showrunner i believe and he was he's the one that looked after the show for the first season um i like the first season a lot. I thought the ending was kind of cheesy, but overall, I thought it was pretty good. And so he was in charge of kind of changing a few things around to make it seem a little more grounded, flesh out the story more. There's some. Oh, but he jumped ship, right?

Because over money issues, he jumped ship, I think, during season two or like before it came out or even before they started working on it, I feel because he it was over money, but it was specifically because he saw the success that The Walking Dead was The Walking Dead was bringing AMC and he thought that that would call for a bigger budget. a bigger budget but in turn they said how about how about this we cut your budget but now we double the length of the season so instead of six episodes there's 12 episodes that they have to spread either the same or a smaller budget across and he didn't like that and so he left and there's a lot of there's an actor who played uh Dale who was kind of an old friend of Frank there bonds. Cause he worked on them in like the green mile and other movies in the past. And I think there was kind of like a, there's just bitterness between,

there's just a lot of drama around that era. And that's when it, that's when the show didn't really know what it was doing in season two. And it was really slow. And then it was really slow. I remember thinking that because I remember like the entire second season took place in like just one location yeah it was the farm season because the farm in the in the graphic novel i read the first uh compendium uh and i feel like the the farm is like one or two issues if that

well it's not that long of a story arc i mean they kind of they kind of hit the brakes too hard because basically it's like the first season, they're traveling around, you know, and then later they just get to this one place. And it's like, I remember the whole time I was watching that season, I was ready for them to like hit the road. So I think that's the most exciting part of The Walking Dead is when they're like-

This is a stop and they're going to continue on. I like the journey. And then we're like just stuck at this farm. But then you get in the loop of they find a place, it gets overrun or attacked and then they have to leave. And after the prison it's like the prison was cool they go to terminus and then like sanctuary alexandria all these different places that they it's always the same setup they find a new place they live life uh zombies or another group comes and terrorizes them and they have to move so it's so how there's no really end. Is there an end in sight?

No. Because I thought I saw a billboard recently and it was like the final blah, blah, blah. It was probably stating it's like the final episode with Rick or the final episode because the person who's playing Michonne is leaving. Is Rick leaving? Rick already left.

He's already out of the show. He's not on the show anymore? No, he just got carried away in a helicopter after blowing up a bridge. Damn, okay. He was like, that's the end of the show he's not on the show anymore? no he just got carried away in a helicopter after blowing up a bridge damn okay that's the end of his story? yeah I think they're gonna come out with

like AMC is gonna come out with I've heard rumors I don't know if it's look I don't look up The Walking Dead that much but from what I've heard there's a possibility of there being like a Rick Grimes movie that seems like the thing now like with el camino and stuff especially with amc it's like

or i guess amc didn't do the breaking bad movie but it's like it's like oh we can just you know make a movie after the fact and make a shit ton of money off of it i wish i could enjoy it on it but at this point it's too long it's what's on season 10 right yeah season 10 is do they have an end in sight it hasn't been already past the ending of the comics the people in charge have said they'd love for it to go yeah they say like season 20 damn well i mean i guess it's still i guess enough people still watch it that it still makes money that's why you look at something like breaking bad which was entertaining and it it had a very nice kind of ending it wrapped it up and that's that's why i think i lost interest in the walking dead because i saw that they're like oh they're going for more of kind of like a serialized vibe yeah instead of

having a story to tell what which i really respect that about breaking bad because i'm pretty sure they they were oh amc i bet you would like seasons. Oh, they would have kept that shit going for like 10, 11, 12 seasons. Also, I think... Good boy Vince knew better. I'm pretty sure, wasn't he offered? Weren't they offered? Didn't Vince Gilligan say something where he was like, I wish that actually we had done it through season six or seven?

Possibly. That would have been actually... See, because I know that, I still know that it would have been, even if they'd done six and seven, it would have been solid. But then you think about, there are five seasons. I'm trying to think of everything that's happened in Breaking Bad.

I'm like, man, the seasons must have been... That's why it's such a good show because it's not slow. It just fucking keeps going. Yeah, you guys can go ahead and put your little piece on your bingo board for this podcast

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historic tv show that's very important to just entertainment culture and then and then you you rush it to go to go work for Star Wars but then they don't even want you and so you go work on a Netflix thing instead you're talking about Rian Johnson no I'm talking about uh is the name Rian or Ryan no not Ryan Ryan Johnson did uh because he he did breaking bad too yes i'm talking about uh dnd uh they are uh david and doofus benny dobrick david dobrick worked on star wars david dobrick david dobrick mouth open david dobrick the businessman david david dobrik with mouth a jar i gave friend i gave friend bentley i gave friend five blowjob how can i bentley how can i become friends with david dobrik because if i had a friend that made youtube videos and was like oh i gave my friend a

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in arkansas what does dave do what does david dobrik do i know where he hangs out i know he hangs out at this one uh restaurant bar i've been to and i only know that because while I was there, someone told me, they were like, yeah, David Dobrik and his friends always come here. And I was like, oh, okay. My first car accident. It's in Hollywood, I think. How to hack any vending machine. Backwards jet pack basketball.

What? Look, he's just- Dude, I- Honestly, his videos are just like him having having creating like a 12 year old's wet dream in his house and then just living it for the for for millions of views which is amazing i mean yeah if i could do a video it's like oh jetpack basketball and i had the resources to do that fuck yeah my boy david dolbrick on people tv he was on on People TV? He's on Ellen a good bit, I think, too. He's one of those good, clean brands that they can, you know.

Oh, dude, I saw some people recently that I have not seen in a while. I saw Ross. Ross came over and hung out this weekend, and I saw Frank Javsi. Frank is looking beautiful, man. Frank and I realize we hang out on a quarterly schedule. So now it's february i'll see him in february yeah i'll see him every four months so that's good maybe for my birthday party i'll see frank i want to see frank more um i saw ross i haven't seen ross in ages he seems

like he's doing well that's good i haven't really i haven't really talked to him in a while ross is a good good fucking boy he's working on some cool shit. He's been busy, yeah. I know. Everyone from Grumps is so busy. It's hard to keep in touch. Yeah, well, that and they hate us so much. They won't even look at our faces. No. Especially Brent.

Brent keeps sending me, like, mean texts to wake up to. Wake up, badass. How's your lower paycheck dipshit he's like okay sorry I'm running a business Brent yeah have fun running that business into the ground okay Brent I miss Brent man

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a couple of uh hustlers from the street just two hood rats having a good time uh anyway i was trying to play gta and i have a monitor i have like a wide monitor um brag about because i'm so rich and and i have so much money i have this like 21 by 9 monitor for because i got it for editing because it's really good for editing um because i can see the timeline super long and stretch make an excuse i like it better than having two monitors instead of having a two monitor setup i got one really long monitor i mean yeah right it's good it is so i boot up gta san andreas and i'm like i'm about to get into something ah shit here we go again for the first time So I boot it up and there's no setting

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the main character is like fucking massive. He is wide as hell. So you got it on Steam? I got it on Steam and like the main character is like fucking massive he is wide as hell so you got it on steam i got on steam and like there's no just option to just change it there's a full screen option that doesn't do anything and when i went through all the settings of the uh display doesn't do anything and then i even went on my system and i changed the settings like i was like okay maybe if i change my actual like system to like 800 by 600 or like 1920 by 1080 that'll work no it doesn't work and and also i think you're supposed to be able to look around with the cursor that doesn't work either so the camera was fixed in one point and it was really hard so

uh i was having a real bra moment and i would like to have an epic gamer moment so if any of you guys in the comments can help me out with my little gta problem because i really want to play san andreas and i love i started the game up and he said it he goes oh shit here we go again and i was like i didn't know it was so soon into the game it's literally like the second you take the controls he says that fucking fantastic i'm very excited to play it though so if anyone has any uh any tips jetpack jetpack cheat jetpack cheat with david dobrik jetpack cheat. Jetpack cheat. With David Dobrik. Jetpack cheat with basketball. David Dobrik.

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how do you sling that that bag of ryan we live in los angeles i guarantee slinging crack is not a hard thing to do in fact i'm so willing to guarantee i'll i'll sell an entire pound of crack this this week okay just to prove it to you okay come back in on monday and i have like huge stacks of cash check it out dude sold some crack oh shit dude can i get in on this no you were mean to me nope my crack my empire i'm gonna start a crack empire. Yeah, well, I'm going to start a fentanyl empire. Okay, well, that's going to kill people. Crack doesn't kill. Crack's actually healthy.

Yeah, but my shit gets people hooked, so at least I know I got them. Yeah, but doctors have been saying that crack is... There's this new study. Crack actually is pretty good for you. Crack doesn't... It's all propaganda that crack is bad. Yeah, that's in the same study that said smoking cigarettes actually makes your brain bigger it does so you don't want to know i'm saying it's from the same study yeah you don't want to smoke too many because your brain gets too big from the

same scientific journal i was reading the other day that says uh if you eat tobacco um you'll live an extra 40 years the highest crime in quickville is importing alcohol and tobacco dude if I if I could do one thing I'd put every last ounce of tobacco on a rocket ship and fly it to the moon that wacky tobacco

no just tobacco that's like Chris Chan's no it's for you it's like if I had one wish it'd be to put every last ounce of tobacco on a rocket and fly to the moon. So no one else could get addicted, and we would all be happy and dancing.

Have you seen the video of when Chris Chan tries their first, uh, alcohol? It's a Long Island iced tea. Is that their reaction? Salty! It's a Long Island iced tea. You ever had a Long Island iced tea? It's long. And it's a long island ice tea you ever had a long island ice tea yeah it's long and it's from an island and it's tea yeah god that was our dude our comedy is so fucking bad

all right bye