supermegashow - EP 169 - SuperMega VS Evolution

Episode Date: November 23, 2019

We talk evolution, some Prince and Ryan's grapes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:54 Ah. The great outdoor. It's like the future of, like, in real life. Hey, guys. You know, I'm trying this new thing where I'm putting up, like, 4K footage of shit on our TV when we're recording the podcast. I have something serene to look at. But right now, it's of a beautiful – it's, like, it's beautiful scenery.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Is that Hawaii, I think? Yeah. It looks like some, like, a nice rocky shore. Very blue water. But there's, like, a video by Blank embedded on the video. And then you have YouTube Premium. Get YouTube without the ads and then you have 1800 in the first month with lyft you're free to drive earn and get paid on your
Starting point is 00:01:33 own schedule terms and conditions do apply though yes which means that you actually won't make 1800 in the first month but there is a yacht sailing across the ocean blue right now dude i like look at the fucking beautiful like wall of clouds that's that's that's an oh is that are those cities in the background there's got to be hawaii then because those must be like other islands with cities on them that's beautiful man yeah could be florida last time was a fireplace this time i think the scenery might switch up but i don't know how long they hold this camera for so i don't know if we even get to the next bit of scenery. No, you know what?
Starting point is 00:02:06 That's not Florida. The water is not that blue in Florida. That's that's got to be Pacific or Bahamas. That's either that's Bahamas or that's Hawaii. You know, I just that doesn't look like the Caribbean. Now that's that's Pacific. All those buildings like there's so many tall buildings lined in a row. That's got to be Hawaii then.
Starting point is 00:02:26 That's got to be like Mauui or honolulu or something you know usually the tall buildings i see in like the caribbean like if you go to like nassau it's like the atlantis hotel yeah those are like corporate buildings i see i see but anyways yeah um what is this 169. Hey, remember when we did episode 69? And it was. Now it's 100 episodes later. That's crazy. We did that episode with Tucker, didn't we? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:52 I think that was the episode with the Jesus Christ thing. Let me see. When you did the passing of the Christ. You know, it doesn't even show up when you type in SMC 69. Really? Yeah. Even though we put it in the tags. So people search.
Starting point is 00:03:05 I don't know. Make it happen. Even though we put it in the tags. So people search, uh, I don't know, make it happen. Do it for us. Now. Megacast 69. I'm pretty sure that they're, yeah, it was with Tucker.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Yeah. And it says the 69th episode. Oh, scenery changed. Now it's like, it's like wine County in California. It's just a, it's just like a,
Starting point is 00:03:20 an outdoor wine field, like grape field. That's pretty. I like the clouds and this is very white anyways so you guys can't see it i was just explaining what i what i do now it's like dude it's like we're recording this podcast while sitting out in napa valley you know underneath just like it yeah it feels i can i can smell the grapes i can i can feel the debris have you ever have you ever been to a wine distillery no i'd love to go is it a distillery what do they call
Starting point is 00:03:45 it it's a uh i don't know actually just just a winery called something winery i think just a winery yeah but when you go like when people go visit i'm going to the winery i thought it was something i'm i'm the wine i'm just gonna look at building wine i'm going i'm going to the the wine house wine tours california wine tours. I'm going to the wine house. Wine tours. California wine tours and transportation Napa Valley. Dude, I want to go to Napa Valley. It seems so pretty.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Like, look at this. Look at the screen right now. Not the listeners because you guys can't see shit, but look how beautiful that is. It is beautiful, but I fear the more we talk about it, the more we alienate the audience. Listen, you guys can go and pull up pictures of Napa Valley and look at them while you're listening to this and you can get the exact same experience. Where are my grapes? What grapes? The ones I left here.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I put them in the second drawer to the right of the fridge, and now my grapes are gone. I didn't touch them. I thought that too, but this has happened before. So what I did is I started a company that specializes in making grape-looking tracking devices. devices and so i put one of those grape tracking devices in that bag of grapes and i looked and it said it was at your house now it could have been anybody it could have been harrison it could have been jackson it could have been you it was harrison the point still remains that someone in your household stole my grapes am i the keeper of my house i'm the keeper of my grapes and i'm you're gonna have to talk to them about it I didn't even fucking touch your grapes dude
Starting point is 00:05:27 okay we'll see if the stories the stories match up cause um Harrison had some pretty damning things to say about you but I'll ask I'll talk to Jackson he seems to be the middle man in all this we'll see we'll see where the truth lies where my grapes are
Starting point is 00:05:43 you have to do this on the podcast I'll cut it out I'll cut it out no I'll cut it out We'll see where the truth lies, where my grapes are. You have to do this on the podcast? I'll cut it out. You have to air this dirty fucking laundry? No, I'll cut it out. Take your fucking grapes, dude. It's a fucking bag of grapes. Yeah, it's my bag of grapes. I'll eat $3 at Trader Joe's.
Starting point is 00:05:54 It's my bag of grapes. Yeah, it's your bag of grapes. I'll go buy you some more. Then why don't you just buy yourself some bag of grapes instead of taking my bag of grapes? Because I didn't know it would be a big deal. So you did take my bag of grapes. No, no, no, I didn't take your fucking grapes. That was an omission of guilt.
Starting point is 00:06:05 That was not an omission. See, I caught you in my Jordan Peterson mind game trap. Jordan Peterson is my fucking Obi-Wan. He's my, I'm the Padawan to, I'm his Padawan. All right, think about, think about Star Wars, but instead of Obi-Wan, it's just Jordan Peterson. Got you again. Hey, Luke. Yeah, I literally, like...
Starting point is 00:06:30 Your room seems kind of dirty now, Luke. Clean your room, Luke. You'll be a better person. You'll be less tempted to go over to the dark side if you clean your room, Lucas. And, uh, Chewbacca, uh i i respectfully decline uh to call you a wookie i will call you a person because that's what you are to me now let leila i leila leia sorry dude i haven't seen
Starting point is 00:06:59 from futurama dude i'm getting Star Wars and Futurama confused yeah this Rubik's Cube has just been sitting here on the couch for like a week now yeah cause you were like can you still solve this thing and you mix it up and then I solved it that was the social interaction the story behind the Rubik's Cube being
Starting point is 00:07:18 solved on the couch I want to learn how to solve a Rubik's Cube how long does it take to learn how to do all the algorithmic shit? You have to remember, I was a kid, so it's like I didn't have much to do but obsess over things. Like this might have been in, this was definitely in middle school, like sixth grade, I'd say I learned. Most kids have that Rubik's Cube phase where it's like, today's goal is I'm going to be like the next Rubik's Cube king. And I'm going to learn how to do it and then every time someone has a rubik's cube i'm gonna take it and go well solve it like i
Starting point is 00:07:49 didn't have that phase unfortunately i wish i had my goal wasn't to solve it like i got it just because i like rubik's cube you know you're going through the phase and then i looked up like how to make little patterns on it like for instance let me let me let me show you real quick sorry i'm sure i'm fixed oh i solved it see well look at that yeah so like i just learned like how to make little patterns like that ryan's over here like he just like like without even a second thought just that's what i started with and then i was like i want to solve one side so i looked up how to solve one side but then it's like the tutorial kept going on so i was like i guess i could learn how to i i there were there were times where i would take it apart like rip it apart and put it back together it's like a cheat code for rubik's cube i um i tried the whole sticker replacement thing you can fuck it up that way right yeah i fucked i fucked one up and then i
Starting point is 00:08:38 had to buy you can never solve it again if you put the stickers in the wrong place that and just uh the stickers will just come off easier now because you this is a peeled them off i gotta say this is this is the best rubik's cube i've ever held it's my favorite it's just it turns so smooth and and i like the material yeah i like the look of it it's like carbon graphite look also so so you just mixed it up but you did it so it's like a checkerboard pattern yeah how hard would it be do you think i could i could figure out how to solve it back without knowing any algorithm stuff or is it just like it maybe but no i can't do this shit dude what the fuck wait a second i
Starting point is 00:09:18 don't i oh no no no no because these are on the wait wait wait wait yeah oh wait hold on i might have just did something oh because see see now that these colors are lined up you're so close oh wait wait wait wait wait oh you're so oh dude i'm so close right now give me you took it back you took it back oh my god that felt incredible i just spit on myself. The first algorithm I ever learned was this. Dude, what the fuck? That's some Houdini shit. So if you do that, if you do a- Stop.
Starting point is 00:09:53 If you do an algorithm enough, it just goes back to normal. What? Not any of the patterns or any of the things, but if you learn one, it's meant to eventually go back to the state that it was in because that's how you solve it you it's just kind of like i need this piece over here now so i need to get that over there without moving everything else just that type of thing yo i'm not gonna lie i feel good that i did that did you see me actually like spray spit on myself it's on my shirt you should learn to solve it as i said it's very just kind of like
Starting point is 00:10:24 i'll just be holding my hand like watching a video just it's like a you know when fidget spinners were a popular thing yeah the glory days yeah those you know i i like having something to do with my hands so the rubik's cube helps fidget spinners are like the rubik's cube of a gen z you know of lazy it's just the lazier it's just the lazier form of how to keep your hands busy. You know, back in my day, you know, back in my day, we would use complex algorithms to solve a cube of multiple colors. Now you kids are just spinning a piece of metal. I do love fidget spinning. What, now you're building?
Starting point is 00:10:58 Back in my day in Call of Duty, we just used to we just used to shoot people. They go down in five seconds and now you can fucking build it makes no sense that's that's uh bill burr if you were a millennial comedian complaining about fortnight yeah oh i like that i just don't get it like jesus christ you know in the 60s oh man i like to play'd like to play Fortnite with Bill Burr. Justin rags on Bill Burr a good bit. Dude, don't tell Bill Burr that. And he's got me starting to do it.
Starting point is 00:11:31 His voice is too fun to do. And it's just like you'll see something like, A jewel? Back in my day, all you needed was some sticks and a fire. There's your smoke. Just that type of shit. That's very Bill Burr. I used to listen to his podcast ages ago
Starting point is 00:11:49 where he'd fight with his wife about stuff. No, well, he would fight with his wife, but he would just be rambling on his own, like in an armchair. And all of a sudden, his wife would say something in the background you couldn't hear. You'd be like, what?
Starting point is 00:12:00 And then she'd start responding louder. And then he'd start fighting with his wife over political topics. Yeah. I have they start fighting with his wife over like political topics. Yeah. I have no qualms with Bill Burr. He's just a funny man. Dude, he's like Prince Andrew's a funny man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:14 You take that back. You take that back right now, Ryan. You know, it's weird that you say that because I actually, you know, at the time I suffered from a medical condition where I could not sweat. So that story is false now. Rich people can get an excuse for literally anything. It's narcissism that makes them think that they can just talk their way out of things, right? Yeah, absolutely. Because they think that they're always like on top.
Starting point is 00:12:37 They're like, they're like these, like he's of the royal family. And he's just kind of like, these people are lower than me. family and he's just kind of like these people are lower than me so like of course like how he thinks that he can control the people much like how we can just put a stick down and like make ants start forming a line you know what i mean like he thinks that it's that easy well yeah you you put a stick down ants will immediately start to crawl on it what i didn't know that i gotta try this no no just like with anything you put like you put something like in any like kind of bugs way they're natural they're just gonna like follow it well so let's talk about prince andrew because i do want to talk about ants in
Starting point is 00:13:14 a minute but first for those that don't know prince andrew was good friends with uh epstein um and they hung out a lot the The late, the great, Jeffrey Epstein! Hey guys, how's it going? Okay, now I know there's been some buzz tonight. But regardless of the allegations, we have a great show today. We have the Bill Clinton sex tape that we're going to watch. It's pretty funny. Bill Clinton sex tape that we're going to watch.
Starting point is 00:13:44 It's pretty funny. Also on the list, we have a threesome with Prince Andrew, Hillary Clinton, and special guest, Simpsons creator. Oh, my God. You were just talking about how you don't want to believe the Matt Groening story. Because Jeffrey Epstein had a wide range of very influential friends. Y'all know who Jeffrey Epstein is. Pedophile, billionaire, dead. Pedophile extraordinaire. That's the best way to describe him. He was a pedophile extraordinaire.
Starting point is 00:14:22 And he died, which was not a suicide uh but i have a simpsons tattoo and then i i read in the i read a thing about how you know the creator of the simpsons flew on epstein's plane once and i'm i'm just like no no apparently got a foot massage apparently but back to prince andrew yeah prince so so he had a he had an interview recently where like usually i'm not a fan of just watching these types of interviews like the R. Kelly one. Like it always just I'm just like because you're looking at it and you're like this is just like an awful person. But like they're having a legitimate like mental breakdown. So it's just like this weird moment in time where you're wondering how people okayed for this person to go on TV when they were so,
Starting point is 00:15:06 uh, not prepared. I guarantee his agents were like, if he, if, if there's a freak out, you know, that's a bigger distraction from the,
Starting point is 00:15:14 the shit at hand. No, one of his, one of his, uh, I think one of his, uh, what do you call it?
Starting point is 00:15:21 Like not press secretary, someone who kind of helps him. PR people, I think, quit like a week before the interview because he, I think that like that guy. Dude, being on R. Kelly's PR team. No, no, no. This is Prince Andrew.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Oh, Prince Andrew. I mean, both of those people. Like that's, it's got to be really tricky being on a PR team. You're just Andrew to me, buddy. Like being on fucking. You don't get to be called Prince
Starting point is 00:15:43 by yours truly. Imagine being on like Kevin Spacey's PRP. More like a royal pain in my ass. That's actually what really happened. He just got fired because he called him a royal pain in the ass. Yeah, but he did an interview because he was real good friends with Epstein. And there's like a lot of stuff with him
Starting point is 00:15:59 hanging out even after Epstein was convicted of being a sex offender. He spent four days at his home. Yeah. At Epstein's home. And then they interviewed him about it because there's a picture of Prince Andrew with this 17-year-old girl and he has his arm around her.
Starting point is 00:16:12 And the same 17-year-old girl says that Prince Andrew raped her three times. Right? Three? Yeah. Something like that. And danced with her. And danced with her. Like socialized with her.
Starting point is 00:16:22 And he's like, I do not recall this girl. I mean, they have the picture of him with his arm around her when she's 17. He's like, I do not recall. That could have been doctored. What I believe is that the picture that you see is not the exact instance of what was happening at that time. I do not recall, but that I just don't put my hands around women you know i'm a member of the royal family somebody said yeah i don't put my hands around commoner i would never touch a woman disgusting got that mike pence energy yeah i i what's wrong with him respecting his fucking wife huh god
Starting point is 00:17:05 come on I heard that shit they don't sleep in the same bed I mean who Mike Pence and his wife what do they have
Starting point is 00:17:13 bunk beds they have two beds they have they have a bunk they have a bunk bed and well there was a lot of buzz
Starting point is 00:17:20 there was that shit where like he called like allegedly he called his he referred to his wife as mother what that was a big thing buzz. There was that shit where, like, he called it, like, allegedly he called his, he referred to his wife as mother. What? That was a big thing for a while.
Starting point is 00:17:28 So, Mike Pence calls his wife mother, and then they don't sleep in the same bed or something like that. What do you mean they don't sleep in the same bed? They have, like, old school TV. Who said that? I don't, I mean, I have no way of proving if that's true. That could just be a complete rumor. Sounds like your liberal propaganda, Matthew. Regardless, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Rearing its ugly head. Ooh, the background. It changed. Changed again. It's like, that looks like the Pacific Northwest. Or it could be Maine. Somewhere up north, though, it's some nice pine trees. Still very nice blue water. Beautiful blue water. This could be Hawaii.
Starting point is 00:18:00 That's true. It looks cold. Oh, it could be Hawaii, actually. Because it looks like where they would have filmed Jurassic Park, because they filmed jurassic park in hawaii see around my only thing is those pine trees i don't know if there's pine trees in hawaii you know you're right there could be though i haven't been to hawaii i don't know it's possible that they have they have pine trees that water is just so goddamn blue and sparkly that it easily could be hawaii or it could be uh california on the coast like going up the PCA. That definitely could definitely, you know, 100%. Absolutely.
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Starting point is 00:19:45 That's A-N-G-I dot com. I'm not going to fuck you or anything. I saw American Werewolf in London recently. Speaking of you saw an American Werewolf. Speaking of touchy Brits. Speaking of aggressive, touchy Brits. Yeah, I liked it. It's very backwards in some sense in terms of like i know i know i'm
Starting point is 00:20:07 not usually the one to like complain but it was very obvious in this movie just it's a portrayal of women uh i just took it as because it's also like a dark comedy i guess i just took it as being uh willfully ignorant and stupid at some points. But I don't know if I'm giving too much credit to the movie or if I'm just trying to make an excuse for that, but I enjoyed it. It like the movie had a tone and it felt like a film created by a human being. I haven't seen it.
Starting point is 00:20:37 And not like, you know, a studio. It was made in like the early eighties. Oh, I started with the really like grotesque like werewolf transformation. Oh, it's all like all furry and nasty. Did someone pull their dick out in the background in this one too?
Starting point is 00:20:54 You do see penis in this movie. He's naked in several parts. In fact, he is naked next to a little boy. Interesting. And he steals the boy's balloons so he can cover himself. That'd be an awkward scene to film yeah he's like hey little boy i'm actually like like cameras aside i am a naked grown man standing next to you right now he was and from what i could tell he just had his hand covering his penis now if you were just to do that to some random boy in the park see it's
Starting point is 00:21:22 it's fine if it's a movie set. A naked man next to a little boy that he doesn't really know too well. It's the same thing as like porn and prostitution, right? Like, oh, if you film it, then it's legal because then it's like... Does that work if you hire a prostitute and then you pay them for sex, but you also pay them to film it?
Starting point is 00:21:43 I don't, I mean, I'm not not a lawyer i don't see why not but i'll know i feel like the police would be like where's your permits to shoot porn because i'm pretty sure shooting pornography you need a pretty specific set of like yeah what about but what about independent like uh e-girls streamers all that, I have no idea, man. Right? Zero. Well, actually, I think it's okay to film. I don't know if you need permission to film yourself naked, but filming the act of intercourse.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Well, regardless, Prince Andrew needed permission to have sex with that 17-year-old. Which he got from Mr. Epstein. And regardless of permission is still illegal. Absolutely. Absolutely illegal. And then Jeffrey Epstein,stein unfortunately didn't kill himself he didn't he he was murdered his brother said so did he yes his brother was the one that hired the uh independent guy to investigate the and that guy's pretty famous i think for like his brother's
Starting point is 00:22:39 so pissed off he can't he can't get any of that any of that uh that that money that money anymore i would feel real dirty taking that money though because you know you know where that money came from you know from like sex trafficking and shit okay mr high and mighty over here well you're telling me you wouldn't take 500 million dollars of sex trafficking money okay i would say he's definitely the the most prolific person to sex traffic people right think of all the people he's known and all the like powerful people that that's been around him oh and in terms of like that that like elite ring like you know people talk about that like that ring of like hollywood and like like hollywood sex trafficking pedophile ring
Starting point is 00:23:22 political which exists i well i think and now well this is proof that it exists because absolutely Like Hollywood. Sex trafficking pedophile ring. Political pedophile ring. Which exists. Well, I think he's. And now, well, this is proof that it exists because. Like there's more than just Epstein out there. Oh, my God. Just look at how many people Epstein was tied to. Like big people. I didn't really know about Epstein too much until it all happened, though.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I remember hearing about it a long time ago because I just knew he was good friends with Donald Trump and he was friends with the Clintons. So a lot of people would bring that up on both sides. Like, ooh, there's pictures of this and that. There's like videos of him with just everyone famous. forgetting that he got this this plea deal where i think epstein got he got convicted of of um something horrible related to that kind of shit it was some kind of some kind of pedophile stuff but he got this incredible plea deal where he just like basically got off uh well here's the thing he's he protected himself through the the people he could give up. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Because it's like I can give you so many people right now and proof. That's why he was killed. Of course. And people are going to have people in high places. I say that like it's fact. But that's why he more than likely was killed. Absolutely. I mean, he's this guy that has shit on, you know, like so many elite people in the world.
Starting point is 00:24:52 And filmed it. Yeah. So it's, you know. Filmed himself shitting on them. He filmed himself shitting on people? Yeah. That's why he was killed. Don't release the poo tapes, Epstein.
Starting point is 00:25:03 He can't do that anymore. He probably released his own poo tape when he, you because when you die you poop yourself is that true yeah do you really shit yourself when you die i feel like that'd be more common in movies and stuff if that was real uh i mean not all the time but um people do shit themselves remember the south park episode about that with the it was the walmart episode about that. It was the Walmart episode. And they would like, every time someone died in that episode, there would just be a grotesque scene of them like spraying diarrhea out of their ass. South Park? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I like, well, their sounds for diarrhea is just. Like, it's very just like, I love it because it's obviously mouth sounds. South Park's wonderful. I love my favorite thing is is how over the top they go whenever they have to do something like gore or diarrhea. Like the amount of blood spray like shit sprayed South Park implements is so great. Like the fucking the episode with like the guy on the whaling ship that was making fun of the guy on that show and he gets shot by the harpoon or something. He's just like, it's the most grotesque explosion of a body. It's horrifying.
Starting point is 00:26:11 They do it to. Yeah. When Cartman is playing World of Warcraft and he has to shit and his mom brings like the pot in. She's like, that's a good boy. He just blows shit all over her. Look at us. A couple of grown men over here cracking up over South Park poop jokes. It's better than Family Guy poop jokes.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Not always, Ryan. Name me one memorable Family Guy poop joke. You just named several from South Park. And you don't watch South Park that much. But you had quite a spin on Family Guy. See, Family Guy was just such a short period of time that, yeah, I watched a lot, but it all just kind of blurred together. Where South Park, I've seen so much of it throughout my life that that, of course, those moments will stick. You know, here's the thing, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:26:57 If I'm a sixth grader and I watch a South Park episode where Cartman blows poo poo all over his mom, that's going to stick because I'm in sixth grade. But if I'm a 22-year-old watching seven episodes of Family Guy a day, you know, that stuff's not going to stick the same because I'm desensitized to it. But if you're fresh, if you are in sixth grade and you're just looking for any kind of edgy, funny comedy, and then you see Cartman go, you're going to, that's really going to stick with you.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Just like when sixth graders watch Super Mega, they laugh so hard because it's edgy and funny. I'm trying not to shit myself right now. Really? Do you have to shit? Ooh. I don't want to sit on that side of the couch. That was warm. Dude, I feel like that, that like went into the couch and that's like, it's, get up, get
Starting point is 00:27:43 up and smell the couch. Okay, here we go you want to sniff no i don't come on odds are you take a sniff 10 3 2 1 4 god damn it come on take a sniff fucking right there fucking hell right there dude that's fucking rancid yeah dude can you get some can you buy some of that fabric febreze please i don't that's disgusting i love poopery that's not gonna work on the fucking couch though yeah dude i feel like i taste that man you lost at odds are dude now you sniff what was inside of me what's so putrid i don't have to break it down and into the scientifics of it i know ryan last time we lost at odds are we ended up with bald heads i just gotta stop playing this game dude it's just not ending well i know we both had we're both bald now or your hair's coming back real fast yeah mine's
Starting point is 00:28:44 starting to look goofy. I need to get it trimmed soon. Because the sides are getting long right here. So are mine, yeah. Mine does this like streak thing where the sides just like streak down. You know, you ever went streaking as a young chap? I never did. I was too scared of being arrested.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Same. Because, you know, if you I I tend to stay on the. When it comes to fun things that are also illegal, I tend to chicken out because I don't want to get in trouble. Like when like when I was younger, I never underage drank or did any kind of drugs or went streaking. Now, I did ding dong ditch a lot. Ding dong ditching was kind of my thing. I had a lot of fun doing that. I'd go sleep over at my friend's house. We'd go run around the neighborhood at night.
Starting point is 00:29:31 I'd hide in a bush and watch from afar while he'd ring the doorbell and then run, go jump in another bush. Then we'd watch someone open the door and go, look around. Got so many kicks out of that. Did you ever get someone that was like, ah! Oh, yeah. I remember the police came on. Leave me alone. Someone called the police once.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Well, you know why? Because they're just like, Well, some people, when they're scouting out whether they should burglarize someone's home, they'll knock or ring the doorbell to see if anyone's home. Is that why when people will like try to get into a house and
Starting point is 00:30:05 someone catches them there's like oh this isn't rob's house yeah oh it's like why are you here this isn't rob's house nope rob i've been living here for three years oh no i could have sworn this was he might live somewhere else okay thank you please leave no then they try to over explain themselves they always do that they're like see rob i knew rob back in high school uh okay that's He might live somewhere else. Okay. Thank you. Please leave. No. Then they try to over-explain themselves. They always do that. They're like, see, Rob, I knew Rob back in high school. Okay. That's great.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Please leave my property. You got to keep entertaining it. So they have to just keep coming up with a story. Yeah. What did you, what year did you graduate? Yeah. Just get all their personal information until it's like credit card number. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Have a good day. Do you end up robbing them just with reverse psychology man yeah robbers are freaky dude robbers are freaky little freaks i um i have one of those uh uh cameras uh out front of my house um it's connected to an app so you can like see what other people like the harlow types of shit yeah yeah where you can see what other people like nearby are saying from their cameras and stuff and i saw that like um i gotta start every time i get on that thing because i'm like oh yeah like yeah where i live is safe and then i go and i look around and just see like oh like three houses down and there's some like creepy dude with red hair trying to open the front door at 4 a.m and it's like oh okay well i shouldn't have like really just near you yeah like like like very close to my house so it always freaks me out i'm like god damn i shouldn't
Starting point is 00:31:34 look and i always i i do the stupidest thing where it's it's like i'm not gonna check it during the middle of the day i'm gonna check it when i'm fucking like awake at 3 a.m in my bed with the lights i'd feel more safe if i were home and i watched those videos if i'm out like awake at 3 a.m. in my bed with the lights off. See, I'd feel more safe if I were home and I watched those videos. If I'm out, like if I watch those videos while I'm at the office, I'd be like, oh, no, I'm not there. So someone can break into my house. The scary thing is just like, you know, it's like watching scary, scary videos on YouTube alone at 3 a.m. in bed. So you get real nervous. But then it's like, oh, but now the danger is not just some some scary footage from from like Russia. I just watched and got spooked by it's like, oh, it's like oh but now the danger is not just some some scary footage from
Starting point is 00:32:05 from like russia i just watched and got spooked by it's like oh it's like four houses down someone tried to like sneak in and it's like do you remember how anxious i was like i was riddled with anxiety for like almost a complete month over the thought of just someone because i was moving out on my own we we had we're not living together anymore we were both trying to find separate oh yeah you're paranoid i was just like i was so fearful of someone just breaking in because that's a huge just fear of mine because i got that huge metal bat like no no i didn't get it it was it's a it's a big wooden bat hypothetically if i were to break in what's the fastest way to disarm you?
Starting point is 00:32:46 The fastest way to disarm me? Yeah, like where, or like... Well, that's what I kind of like bank on. What's the best way for me to get you away from the weapons? Well, I sleep next to one, so... Also, Lego would be barking, so I'd
Starting point is 00:33:01 know if someone was like trying to get in. I'll throw the pooch a... That's the good thing about... I'll throw him a big ol' steak steak that's also what i love about lego but sometimes he'll like just be like like 2 a.m and i'll be like that would that would just scare the fuck out of me thank god banana doesn't bark so loud he barks pretty quiet but like banana wouldn't protect shit for me he just he'd see someone he'd hiss and then he'd run you know but uh yeah so i just remember that being a huge fear of mine. I try not to, like, look too much up about it at all just because I know regardless, like, a burglary, like, you can try to prevent it.
Starting point is 00:33:36 But if someone's going to want to break into your home, they're going to find a fucking way. It's Los Angeles, too. It's like there's always going to be crime everywhere. So it's like when you look it up, it's just – honestly, stuff like that almost, like, sometimes it's los angeles too it's like there's always going to be crime everywhere so it's like yeah when you look it up it's just honestly stuff like that almost uh like sometimes it's more blissful to be ignorant ignorant ignorance really is bliss i will be honest like sometimes just not knowing things oh the background changed now it's niagara falls is that niagara uh no that looks more drop that looks like south america looks like like the Amazon. Yeah, yeah. You know, fucking ignorance is bliss. That's a natural waterfall, dude.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Dude, I watched a good movie last night. I didn't finish it, but it's this old movie from the 70s. It's this German movie about the conquistadors. And they actually filmed the whole thing in the Amazon. Really gritty. What's it called? Ah, fuck. Is it newish?
Starting point is 00:34:23 No, it's from the 60s or 70s. Oh, sorry. But it's a German movie that they filmed in the amazon and it's like super fucking crazy lost city of z it's actually they're looking for el dorado um and it's just so gritty like in dangerous as fuck like they would get on actual like homemade rafts and go down rivers like that are up on the screen right now like with with all these like 70 these 70s film equipment and stuff. It was insane. Hold on to that thought,
Starting point is 00:34:47 because I got a conversation to bring up after I spill some hot, hot sludge into the toilet. Ryan's going to spill some hot sludge into the toilet, and we will be right back, folks. Get excited. Get some anticipation ready for Ryan's review of whatever he's doing. I had a dream last night that you gave me a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:35:10 A cigarette? And I smoked it. And you were like, dude, I dipped that whole thing in acid. And I was like, really? And you were like, I don't know, maybe. It was upon a time in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was inspired by.
Starting point is 00:35:20 But you were like, I don't know, maybe. And I was like, dude. And you were like, yeah, that was like eight tabs of acid worth of – and I was like freaking out in my dream because I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because I also – we were out in public like somewhere where we had to do some kind of event or something. And I was like, am I about to like trip balls out of my mind at this public thing and like die? It was very scary. But you didn't die. No, because it was a dream.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. Going back to the movie talk because I want to touch on this i want to touch on you i love what you were talking about when you were saying that it was just like they went out into the amazon and they filmed it on location because it reminds me about uh something more recent for example that did the same thing uh would be the revenant for example where they went out use natural lighting they filmed in the location wasn't like in a on a studio type thing i just miss the uh the craft of like the craft of filmmaking is still there there's still sets and stuff but i feel like there's a lot of that magic where like you remember when you were watching stuff when
Starting point is 00:36:22 you're a kid and you're like oh how do they do that or how do they pull that off or how do they get that explosion to be that close to the act like these things that i don't think of when it's like legit like when you when for example like in breaking bad they explain it and i remember being kind of like oh wow this is cool on like a behind the scenes thing during an explosion they use a they use the telephoto lens i believe because it makes farther objects seem closer to the subject. So that's how they got the – it was a real explosion and that's how they got the explosion to look the way it did on that. But it's a lot farther than it really was. Yeah, and then there's even greater tricks like you'd see in like Star Wars or Indiana Jones where it's like, oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Or I don't know. A lot of that is taken away because instantly it's just like computer. You're like, I know how they did that. Yeah. I know just how they did it did but sometimes movies will do things i think it's more through cinematography these days where it's like oh how did they do that shot so like impressively how did they get that one take so well how did they because oh because there's a lot of movies where they try to do a one take but you can easily like you can really just see the cuts
Starting point is 00:37:22 where the little swish around or whatever but like when they nail it it's like oh fuck how did they pull that off that's what i like when i go see a movie and i know like some people it's like oh it takes you out of it but i like admiring stuff like that and that makes me want to see this movie that you're talking about oh just for the simple fact that it was shot on location but i just i we're having a wine and cheese night tonight first and first first one back in a while and we're gonna watch a movie but i just i we're having a wine and cheese night tonight first and first first one back in a while and we're gonna watch a movie but i i have an idea of what we could watch bad lieutenant right i do want to watch that your favorite movie not the not the nick cage one uh but basically i think i told you about this a long time ago it's called come and see it was a soviet
Starting point is 00:38:01 movie yes it's the one where they like like you know i'm pretty sure the soviet film board i have that on my watch list i still have to get to it we could watch it tonight it's fucking incredible because like the explosions and the bullets are like right they're all real and they're like right next to this is it subtitled yeah yeah i'm just wondering if all of us together chit-chatting plus some wine and like cheese is that a good movie to like have on while that's going on it's fucking awesome okay it's definitely like it's because i'm afraid like if i'm not paying attention fully i think you would love it okay it's very intense um but now i'm gonna take it even farther back to very earlier in the podcast okay i'm making sure i'm not skipping topics
Starting point is 00:38:40 ants what's about ants dude well that was just a throwaway thing but i i don't yeah yeah let's talk about ants ants are fucking insane they're crazy like dad i don't even remember why we're talking i'm using i'm using crazy in a good sense too so uh you can't you can't cancel me with crazy can you nope the ants are gonna cancel you though there's a lot of crazy huh oh you called us crazy they're just gonna infest infest your house craisins oh i wonder in you? Nope. The ants are going to cancel you though. There's a lot of crazy, huh? Oh, you called us crazy. They're just going to infest, infest your house. Crazies. Oh, I wonder how that company's doing now. Is that still a company? I don't know. Stop playing Tosh.0 phone. Stop it. My phone's just started playing Tosh.0. What about ants? Did you want
Starting point is 00:39:18 to talk about? I don't even remember anymore, dude. I just remember in my head for so long, I was like, I'm bringing back to ants, bring back to ants. I'm an idea. And I was like, no, I don't. I, I did did you just wanted to bring it back to ants i did i had something to talk about you said ants are crazy because you're probably going to talk about like their little communities and like they're and they have like very big tunnels and they can carry a bunch like 20 times their body mass probably way more than that anyway i think it's a hundred times yeah a hundred times it's fucking crazy way more than that anyway i think it's 100 times yeah 100 times it's fucking crazy man that's that's the ant discussion i want to get an ant farm let's
Starting point is 00:39:49 get an ant farm for the super megaplex you have to have patreon updates your cat knock it over at your place no no at the super mega place we'll get like a shared ant farm my biggest fear is like they get out just yeah that's why you got to run a tight ship man like a prison it's essentially a little ant prison right you're just keeping them all in there they can never escape oh they don't know they don't know the better do they have we done have we done studies on the psychology of ants oh i'm sure there's a million but isn't that isn't that interesting they don't even know they're in a prison how does that make you feel do you ever think that maybe you're in a prison have no idea potentially but if if you don't have an idea and or you can't properly
Starting point is 00:40:30 conceive it then what does it matter it's like explaining water to a fish poof you know i'm saying i think uh i think that i think fish they don't they don't go water like in their brains, but they know what water is. They know that it's good. They know that it's how they get their oxygen. They know if they leave it. I guarantee fish have no idea they're surrounded by water. I'm serious. I don't think they can comprehend water or that they're surrounded by it.
Starting point is 00:40:58 I think they can comprehend that being out of water isn't a good thing for their survivability rates. That's true. That's true that's true i don't think they think about in those terms but like as a instinct water is good place as like a very base instinctual thing how did the first creatures in water evolve to sudden like suddenly like just be out and be like ah that's a big change uh start with amphibians right i guess so dude that'd be so cool i wish humans were amphibious imagine if you could fucking breathe underwater yeah but we're we're fine swimmers when it comes to like in terms of all the animals in the animal kingdom most animals i guess can like doggy paddle and
Starting point is 00:41:35 shit but we can glide through the water pretty well and we have good control underneath nothing compared i'm not talking about like to like a shark or anything like that but compared to other mammals i think we're pretty good swimmers like think of another like there are very few other mammals that can dive down and just swim under the water i think what's weird is like a lot of animals swimming's an instinct like if you were to take a puppy and put it in water it'd know how to swim but like if you did it to a human it wouldn't yeah you know why is that like why do they have it but we don't where did we go so wrong that we lost our instinct to swim? Because I think in the grand scheme of things, dogs, since they live in the wild, they're more in tune with how to.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Did it? No, no, no. It sits here. Sorry. Sorry. The recording computer did a little goofy thing and scared us. Continue. Dogs in the wild swimming.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Well, they've been living in the wild a lot longer than we have. And so I feel like just naturally they also kind of mature faster than humans do. Like think about anything like a deer matures faster. Most animals mature faster than that of a human. Yeah, it's crazy how quickly animals like mature compared to humans. You know, like how a baby calf can be walking like the day it's born but then a human it's like uh give it give it like a year or a year fucking year that's insane that's crazy man that's so crazy dude but we made it we made it somehow i love swimming man i've been swimming in a
Starting point is 00:43:02 maybe it's because on the screen is the is of this big Amazonian lake, river thing. But I wouldn't want to swim in that water. You know what's shitty about the way – I thought about this in the car on the way here. You know what's shitty about the way humans adapted that I kind of am a little on? What? Because I don't run too too much so it doesn't really matter i don't really you know i hate that our thumbs became big toes and now they're instead of right here like it should be over here use it as like another hand yeah like look at monkeys
Starting point is 00:43:36 dude they essentially have four hands like if there's some on the ground i could easily like some people can grab things with their like two feet the more advanced team oh the background's changing and it's a that also looks like it could be hawaii or california pca who knows yeah definitely not east coast no not east coast that's pretty as fuck though sorry that could be scotland for all we do i was just thinking scotland it could be scott i feel like the ocean isn't as blue and crystal there no it's it's all murky. Anyway, fucking like, yeah, honestly, if I could change one thing, that would have been an incredible like trait for humans to have kept through evolution would be having like the opposable toes, like thumb toes. Because like, why did we lose that? Well, this makes, this helps us, I think.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Travel. Travel longer distances so we could spread through longer distances yeah i mean monkeys really just kind of stayed where there are a lot of trees and so we we traveled to where us humans we fucking we did a we did a whole journey we did you know justin was telling me something he said do you know the reason why we're naturally fearful of the dark because you can't see predators because of big cats because big cats would hunt at night back in like the stone ages and so like we just developed just kind of like a natural instinct to like be more wary in dark places yeah because in the dark you
Starting point is 00:44:58 can't see where the predators are you're like oh also um and since specifically like cats or just any predator that would see so well yeah that's that's interesting that's why i feel so scared when it's middle of the night and i don't know what banana is if he was bigger he would kill me any cat would i think i i think yeah most cats would i don't know if there's some cats that are more like uh big cat sanctuaries that uh do well with humans. But at the same time, the people who still keep them, they're nice with them. But at the same time, they're like, yeah, he could kill me at any moment. Well, also, those are the people that they've known their whole life.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Like, try walking into one of those cat cages as a random person. Try going up and petting like a fucking tiger. Hey, I know. It's not going to react well. Mountain lions scare the shit out of me. You know how to scare them off though, right? I don't know if I'm more scared of react mountain lion scared the shit out of me you know how to you know how to scare him off though right i don't know if i'm more scared of a mountain lion or a bear bears i think i think bears are just a lot more grisly no pun intended i think bears it's
Starting point is 00:45:55 more of like a confrontation where you like you're both just wandering then you stumble upon each other then you both deal with the situation but where a cat will stalk you and you won't know that it's that's stalking you for a barrel stalking but cats are sneaky you know they'll do that thing where they'll they'll walk real like low to the ground with their eyes all then they'll stop when you like kind of like start looking around cats are cats are crazy hunters they're like aren't they some of like the best uh evolved hunters like out there they're an apex predator absolutely like big cats thank god that they they devolved into these pathetic little creatures like banana but uh well i mean those are i wouldn't say devolved those are just a different path of evolution what i what i love
Starting point is 00:46:37 is like sometimes i'll just be looking at banana and he's laying on his back with like his fat belly hanging out and his like legs spread and he has like he just looks so stupid and i'm like that that came from those massive like muscular hunk cats that could run at like 60 miles per hour and take down a fucking like elephant oh and then i then you think of like on the on the other end with dogs because dog like wolves are also fucked because they will like the way they hunt like in their pack like they're legitimately well organized and so it's crazy animal animal like classes like the thought of wolves starting to circle like run and it's just like oh you're fucked oh yeah
Starting point is 00:47:17 they're just gonna come in and you're done absolutely you're done they know tactics isn't that crazy it's like ingrained it's like It's like a code programmed in their brain. And the whales sing songs. God, the animal kingdom is wonderful. Dolphins have sex for fun. They do. Even sometimes with humans. Ants.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Bringing it back. Ants, they have different like – they're all class-based. So there's ones that are – I know. It's a classist society at the most uh like fundamental basic level weird because like the the entire there's ones whose entire purpose is to fight there's ones whose entire purpose is just to go find food i mean there's ones whose entire purpose is just to fuck fuck the queen so they have the lobster and then bees too bees and answer actually i found out very closely related they they have both come from the same like common ancestor which is probably why they're because you know bees do all the same
Starting point is 00:48:08 shit they have like food storage rooms and nursery rooms to raise the babies and then i think about like how small an ant is and it's like how is it that complex that they can all form these colonies and shit the hive mind i know the hive mind are we hive minding as know. The hive mind. Are we hive minding? As humans? But then it makes me wonder, what if there's beings beyond us, Ryan? Could be. Interdimensional beings that exist on an even higher plane of consciousness. It's possible. They're in this room right now watching us going, oh, super mega's recording again.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Let's gather and watch. They'd be like, what are they doing? But that's the thing like they're not like they could for how many anthills are kicked for the fun of it how like what could you explain in our natural world that would be the equivalent tsunamis and like they're just like watch this watch this watch them scatter like let's shake up the tectonic plates a little bit yeah my whole thing like or ghosts i'm always interested in like simulation shit simulation yeah if i said singulation i was like simulation just because um it's possible yeah it's definitely possible but at the same time i'm not saying i believe it but
Starting point is 00:49:26 reality itself is so fucking what would it matter if we were in a simulation or not if we found out we were like i guess it would only matter if like we were in a simulation that made us forget our past life so we can enjoy like this sim created like thing for fun and then once we get out of it we remember everything but then that would be like by our choice like it for fun. And then once we get out of it, we remember everything. But then that would be like by our choice. Like, it's like a big MMO that you're just a character. And then you're going to come out and just suddenly remember everything before it.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Yeah. You'd be like, Ooh, but that wouldn't make any, like, maybe it's a form of therapy. Maybe, maybe actually some,
Starting point is 00:49:58 some of us are in like a form of therapy where you go to this center and you relive your life through past experiences to kind of get a more better understanding. Because by the time we're 90, that technology is going to be used. And we're like, oh, that doesn't work. And all of a sudden, right now, we're just going to be talking. And one day, it's just going to be like, and then we're going to flash and be out of it. It's like, okay, you did you did you remember anything specific you wake up and they're pulling you out of like a like a like a chamber of like jelly and you're just like
Starting point is 00:50:30 yeah like well let's be real you know therapy and mental health community ain't ever getting that type of funding nope well dude what i what i hate thinking about is it's like so your entire existence your life is only what you know, it's what your brain is taking in. So there's those times where I'm like, how do I know this is even real? Well, that's like why I like, because it's like if I was in a coma, I would not know. Well, that's why I like thinking about how everyone is, this is going to sound so stupid, but it's the best way I can really explain how I view this type of shit is like everyone is it's are their own little universe because everyone's perspectives in life are so different. and like have intricate conversations, even with people about subjects and stuff like that. At the end of the day, like your taste is not exactly the same.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Your look is not exactly the same. And you want other people and problems arise because you want other people to see things the same as you or act the same way as you. Yeah, but like the world is different from my perspective than yours completely yeah so even if same as like even if it doesn't seem like that because you and i get along well and like we we can have like conversation but at the at the base of it everyone has a different perspective of like the world and so i i find that like sometimes i'm like oh i wish i could
Starting point is 00:52:03 be in like live in the like live in the perspective of someone else. Not just like be someone else, but like see through the perspective. Have different past experiences that make you who you are, have different issues, have different. That'd be really interesting. Well, like I see it sometimes when I will be watching what's like a documentary a documentary on someone for example um if you're watching a documentary on someone that you find interesting and they start like and if they're confronted with an idea and they deal with it in a way that you wouldn't have dealt with it of course you're like okay so how like why do you see it that way why is it so concrete that you
Starting point is 00:52:46 see things this way and i see things this way like is it really just about knowledge we can all have and come to one understanding or is there never just one understanding and we're all just kind of like grasping for straws trying to think of the best answer damn what i like about our podcast ryan so we can go from me sniffing the couch where you farted. I like the most like existential fucking like, oh, I don't know. Well, we are self-absorbed 20 year olds. That's true. That's true. We're going to go back and listen to this podcast.
Starting point is 00:53:15 But God, we look at how stupid we sound. Of course. But that's our perspective. Oh, hey. Fuck. And what you were saying earlier. You wouldn't have smart people without stupid people. earlier you wouldn't have smart people without stupid people and we wouldn't have stupid people without smart people exactly and back to what you're
Starting point is 00:53:31 saying about the simulation stuff where it's like if we did find out we were living in simulation it's like i don't know what would really would it matter almost because it's like you didn't choose to be born you didn't choose to be who you are you are though you didn't choose to have consciousness but you do so do the means of which that came to be really matter because it's not going to it's not going to change you know what you're doing on earth who you are necessarily i mean it could but it's the same thing about like god whether god exists or not whether we live in a simulation or not whether all of reality is just in your head. Wake up, Simon. I'm pointing one kid out there.
Starting point is 00:54:08 He's like, some kid named Simon's already been struggling with stuff like this. Because he needs to fucking wake up. He needs to wake up. That's the thing. This is the point of the podcast. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:54:16 This is a little, jokes real quick. Please wake up. We need you. But yeah, simulations are crazy. Simon, wake up, simon you think it's a joke you think it's the funny youtube men being funny it's just things are really going not the way they should be outside and you need to you need to see you need to see clearly a little bit more so you
Starting point is 00:54:37 can help out simon there's been an uprising you need to come home we're gonna get one fucking dude that comes to a live show with a gun this is the only way out they'll send like it's gonna be that moment where all of a sudden we will remember this moment we'll be like whoa simon simon how do you know my name now just one joke that went horribly wrong it's like damn i could have chosen any name for that joke i chose the wrong one oh man uh but you know what i didn't choose uh the wrong thing for ads uh the right i chose the right toothbrush because i chose quip whoa yes tell me about quip matt please pretty please keep asking ask nicely please with sugar on top and some cheese and wine on the side? All right, bro.
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Starting point is 00:58:47 Check it out in the description. I'm going to sit on the toilet and see if I need to empty out. I'll end the podcast off then while you do that. Sign off, Ryan. Sign off? Say goodbye. Wait, we're ending right after the ad? No, I'll keep going because I have to shit too.
Starting point is 00:59:00 So why don't you go ahead and do your business and I'll end the podcast for us. The whole podcast? I can end the whole podcast. mean we're gonna end the podcast right after the ad reads well no i'm gonna talk some more go go okay uh there goes that boy that sweet muscular handsome tan boy the background changed once more this time it looks like maybe alaska a freshwater basin got some some rocky mountains with some snow on them some ice caps very very steep sharp mountains and then like a nice clear blue basin with some stones under the water very beautiful i would like to go check out a place like that myself one day. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:59:48 But yeah, y'all. It's been fun talking to you guys this effing week on the podcast. Please, if you have any topic suggestions for next week, shoot them our way in the comments or hit us up on Twitter.com. You can find us all on Twitter, SuperMega and me and ryan personally um we are we are are super excited for the rest of 2019 i guess i'll talk about the future of super mega it's been a bit slower lately after tour we kind of just need some time to decompress
Starting point is 01:00:17 um and mainly we've we might not have seemed that busy online but we've been behind the scenes just backlogging like crazy just recording a ton of videos. Nothing again. Nothing again, really? Nothing. I'm just talking about the future for the rest of the year for Super Mega. We've just been recording a lot. We still have some more bangers on the way this year.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, we do. So don't think we're done just yet. I'm very excited for Snowy Mega this year. Is that Alaska? That's what I said when you left. I was like, I thinky Mega this year. It's one of my- Is that Alaska? That's what I said when you left. I was like, I think this is Alaska. That looks like kind of where I went in Alaska
Starting point is 01:00:49 with the glaciers. Dude, look at how sharp those mountains are. That's not a climbable mountain. That's just like- Definitely could be Alaska. That's where the earth just like shot straight up. But we have projects that we're gonna drop before. Projects abound.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Yes. And then Christmas time. And then we're going to drop before. Projects abound. Yes. And then Christmas time. And then we're going to come back and regroup and get 2020 kicked into gear to be the best year of Super Mega yet. Because we're starting with a fresh slate for 2020. We have our office pretty much all set up. And we're ready to start kicking this shit into gear. So thank you all for the support. Thank you for everyone who supports our Patreon.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Thank you for watching and listening to this. Again, it is on Spotify and iTunes and all those podcast services before YouTube now. So if you want to listen to it before it hits YouTube, ad-free, go check it out on those streaming services. And Ryan? Yeah, what's up? If you would play us out um like with just with anything yeah so

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