supermegashow - EP 17 - Only 90's Kids

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Welcome back to the Super Megacast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is, uh, what episode is it? Seventeen. Episode, uh, seventeen. So, uh, yeah.

Um. Ryan's got a little news for everyone, don't you? Uh, yeah. It's big news. This is probably the, like, pinnacle of existence. As we know it. The pinnacle of your career, the pinnacle of your success. Yeah.

I got verified on Twitter. Yes! So, yeah, that's something. And I didn't, so that's also something. Yeah, we sent in the same application. We both applied at the same time for verification. The key difference being you had a little something in your description. Okay, so we did a little experiment.

I put feminist in my bio, and Ryan didn't. They verified him and not me. So I guess Twitter doesn't go strictly by stereotypes. I think the real reason I didn't get verified was, I don't know you had your instagram as your uh website link and i had uh super mega like the youtube channel and they don't like verifying youtubers very much so there's that yeah uh i can understand that in some cases

but like we've kind of we're trying to get outside of youtube in some aspects too like with this podcast even though it is hosted well not hosted even though it does uh display first on the youtube channel um i'd like to i don't know i think itunes is a better home for it because people can of course if they don't have the youtube red shit. They can, you know, lock their phones and listen. Yeah, so let's want to run a little poll real quick. If you're in your car while listening to this and you're at a stoplight, good job. That's all. I just wanted to say good job to someone at a stoplight.

We're going to say some stuff, and you know who you are you know some people are listening to this while they're on the bus yeah i saw i saw you just you just grinned a little bit and there's at least one person listening to this while masturbating yeah that's you caught you yeah oh you you you know exactly who you are stop it But you take your hand off of that not not probably not like masturbating to the podcast Just they have it pulled up and and you know they're doing it in the background Forgot that the podcast is playing. I'm guilty of that. I don't even like forget like I'll have I'll have something playing in the background Like on my phone that'll be playing in the background, and I'll be just like looking at other stuff

Ryan what do you mean other stuff? Pornographic material. Do you have do you have a conversation? Oh actually yeah about the word segue Okay, I was just thinking about the word segue like when you say the word segue is it like when I say Let's segue into another topic is that spelled like S-E-g-u-e or is it like s-e-g-w-a-y because i think that w-a-y is the vehicle brand or thing which is based on the word segway right which which is like it looks like segou i think it's a french word it sounds like a french word

i don't know. That started out as you trying to speak French, and then it turned into some South African gibberish. It went all around the world. It went to Japan or something, speaking Japanese at the end. But I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty heavy. I just had myself a Big Mac right before we recorded this,

and a McFlurry, which I have at my side. I couldn't eat my McFlurry I I'm too paranoid that they fucked with it. They did not fuck with it. I'm sorry They just shittily made it so it looks it looks bad. It's filled up halfway like it's already mixed together Yeah, because McFlurries are always mixed together. No usually it's like a bunch of crumbs like Oreo crumbs on the top They're always mixed together. They were just too lazy to put the oreo crumbs on top let's let's settle something here you know there's the debate of like what place has the best burgers and you know we live in california we live in los angeles now this podcast is being recorded and broadcasted from los angeles and here in los angeles

and all of california really californians are oh my god, the best burger in the world. It's In-N-Out Burger. It's holy. I don't understand that shit. It's incredible. No, it's not. It's really not that good. In-N-Out is not an incredible experience.

Here, here, let me, let me. Whenever I go to In-N-Out, it's like the buns are always, they're toasted, I guess. I don't like toasted buns. But some of them are hard. Some of them are like hard. Yeah, around the edges. And then the cheese is always cheaply melted almost. It's like they stuck a piece of American cheese and then they held up a hair dryer to it.

Yeah. Kind of sticky. And the fucking animal sauce, I honestly think people only go to In-N-Out and get the animal style shit. I honestly think people only go to In-N-Out and get the animal style shit. And that's a trick because you're smothering it in a somewhat good sauce that's hiding the shittiness of the burger. Like, it's not good. I crave In-N-Out probably once every three months. I don't crave it anymore. Two nights ago was one of those exceptions.

And I went to In-N-Out by myself. How's your experience? Ryan refused to go with me. And I went and I got a burger. And, you know, I don't know if it's just the In-N-Out by myself How was your experience? Ryan refused to go with me And I went and I got a burger And you know I don't know if it's just the In-N-Out No I've been to two In-N-Outs And it's always the same They take forever to give you your food

Like you know When you go in there If there's more than three people in line You're like well I'm not getting my food for probably 20 minutes So you gotta do that And then wait for your food. And when the food comes out and it's like, here's the thing. It's not like an awful burger.

It's just like it's not good. It's not like an incredible experience. Everyone made In-N-Out like, oh, my God, it's the best place in America for a burger. And I went and I'm like, you've got to try it out yeah if you like burgers you gotta try some in and out and their milkshakes are god awful they're so sweet and they've like it's not even like a milkshake it's like drinking the um like it's like drinking like the mixture they would use to make a milkshake in like a milkshake machine here Here's the thing. Five Guys may be expensive, but they do burgers better.

You know who else burgers taste better? Wendy's and McDonald's. They taste better than In-N-Out. Absolutely, yeah. Not to mention, Wendy's has Frosties, which are way better than the milkshakes they have. And of course, McDonald's has their McFlurries. Well, a lot of things are better than In-N-Out's milkshakes. I mean, I used to get them. And then after like five times of getting them, I'm like, why do I get this?

It tastes awful. I just think it's overhyped. Oh, so overhyped. But it's like, if you say that to someone from California, they're like, shut the fuck up. It's a good burger, goddammit. You don't know what you're talking about. You don't know a good burger when you fucking put it in your chompers, you fucker. Dude, that sounds just like someone from California.

Yeah, but like, it's unreal. You know, like, people from California defend In-N-Out like to the end times. Five Guys is still my favorite burger place. Five Guys is undebatably the best burgers in all of America. They're the most real, they're the best tasting. That's my opinion. I haven't had burgers everywhere, but so far, Five Guys is my favorite place to go.

Oh, absolutely. Five Guys. Especially with their Cajun fries. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Or even just putting vinegar on the fries. Yeah. Oh, dude, that's delicious.

And nowhere else really does that or offers that. Their burgers are so well seasoned. And their buns are like always soft and like the bread you can just pull it apart. But then In-N-Out, I think my least favorite thing about In-N-Out is the bun. It's like it's toasted I guess which I don't like that on a burger.

Just ask for it, not toasted. I don't like the bread they use in general. This is how I feel. Maybe you'll agree. I feel like the buns, they use it In-N-Out. I feel like it's always like the in- in slice of a loaf of bread. Okay. About the quality of the buns, I agree, but here's how

the buns are to me. You know when you get those sausage egg and cheese biscuits from like, I don't know, a grocery store and you heat them up in the microwave and afterwards the bread is kind of hard a little? Yeah. That's what the buns are like. 100%. That's a perfect. Yes. How can anyone

defend this place? Like the thing is you can say it's a good burger but people defend it like it's their dying fucking mission. Yeah. No. No. Like of course it's not like an awful burger. I just don't think it's good personally. And if you think it's a good burger

then you know I have my opinion that Five Guys is best and you can have your opinion that In-N-Out is best. I just don't think it's good personally. And if you think it's a good burger, then, you know, I have my opinion that Five Guys is best. And you can have your opinion that In-N-Out is best. I just, I don't, I don't, I don't think it's even close to the best. McDonald's, their biggest like, their shit, their shit, like the shittiest restaurant in America, pretty much. I think they have better burgers. Like, I would take

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That's A-N-G-I dot com. Burger King, I haven't had Burger King in quite a while. I don't know how their stuff is nowadays. Yeah. Another thing on that it's like like with the burger thing no other place matches the chicken nuggets of chick-fil-a for me oh my god and i know a lot of you are gonna say doesn't chick-fil-a hate the gays and aren't you supporting okay let's hold on are you right now yeah are you one thing are you trying to say that because some asshole had a different opinion than you,

and it's a shitty opinion given, that you want all of Chick-fil-A to go down and people to stop going to Chick-fil-A and ruin the jobs of so many fucking people that don't even hold the same beliefs as this guy? No. You're wanting to condemn all these employees and all these people that own Chick-fil-A's outside of this idiot or whatever. Truett Cathy. I just, I don't know.

I just, I see people just getting mad about that shit. Like, of course, of course it's a shitty thing that he did. And maybe at the time there needed to be some, there was something done. People protested and things changed. They changed that, yeah. I think, like, you know true i think true kathy is an asshole and i think all the people that like run chick-fil-a they're i've seen them they're a bunch of like old conservative little white men that don't know like the

difference between their hand and their ass and they're just like they're really they're all they're all really stupid just entitled uh rich old white men and they're gonna be rich for the rest of their lives regardless and i don't like any of them and I don't Like the Chick-fil-a like up top Corporation yeah but that being said I worked there for a few Years as many of you know and I Loved it personally and none of the people I Worked with were like that none of the people

Like I didn't work with any Like religious people really I didn't work with any like You know like people that were like I don't like gay People like it was good it was just, I don't like gay people. Like it was good. It was just Chick-fil-A. Like people see it like they're going to go to like a hardcore Christian restaurant. It's just a regular restaurant on the inside.

All the people are just people that are just looking for jobs and end up working at a restaurant. Yeah. Back to what you were saying. Chick-fil-A, hands down, does have the best chicken. Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, it's so good. Oh, my God. It's delicious.

Politics of Chick-fil-A aside which I wish Chick-fil-A hadn't done any of that because I think it bit them in the ass in the long run but I think that like their chicken is fucking delicious. It is so good. It's so like real and juicy and objectively it's good

chicken. You can't say it's not good chicken Ryan. You can say In-N-Out's a bad burger but you can't say Chick-fil-A's good chicken You can't say it's not It's not good chicken Ryan You can say In-N-Out's a bad burger But you can't say Chick-fil-A's bad chicken Because I remember it's all I remember like making the chicken It's all like raw chicken It's not like the nuggets are free frozen

It's like raw chicken that we would like Dip in milk and then put in like the breading flour And then actually deep fry it right there So it was always fresh and really, really tasty. Sounds yum. I haven't had Chick-fil-A in a really long time. Neither of us have. Yeah, because there's not one.

It's very sparse in LA. The only one close enough, I think, is the one near Hollywood Boulevard on Sunset Boulevard. It's always packed too. Yeah. It's like, I don't want to drive like 20 minutes and then if if it's like from 2 p.m to 8 p.m there's gonna be awful la traffic so it's gonna be like a 40 minute drive just get chick-fil-a which i'm just too lazy to do that my favorite i think i think the most delicious thing or just kind of like that like oh yes part of chick-fil-a

is when you get a chicken like a whatever 12 count, 12-count, 8-count or whatever, and you open up the thing, and all of a sudden you see some of the breading. There's no chicken. It's just like some of the breading is still left, and it's just that crunchy, just delicious batter. I don't know. It's so good. Yeah.

No, I know. I used to give people, I hope my manager doesn't hear this. I used to give people extra nuggets every now and then. No! I'd just be like, you know what? I'm going to make this person's day. So I'd just drop an extra nugget in there. Because, you know, if you get McNuggets or something and you have an extra one, you're like, oh, my God.

Yeah. My day is made. Little did you know that that was probably intentional. From people just being like, I don't know about McDonald's. People at McDonald's seem like they don't really give a shit. I've never really met any nice McDonald's employees. Remember that one time I went to McDonald's and the guy

I swear he was screwing with you. He was fucking with me. He was repeating everything you said completely wrong. The opposite of what you said. I know. You'd repeat it. He'd say it wrong again. He just didn't want to fucking do his job. That's all it is. He'll drive away. And you do his job. He's like, if I keep fucking with him, he'll drive away.

And you did drive away. So it's like, it worked. Because fuck him. It was funny, though. And you can't complain because no one's going to take a complaint to a fast food organization seriously. Yeah, no, that's why when everyone was like, when people get pissed at me, like, I am calling the company. I'm calling and reporting you. I'm like, okay, do you know how many calls they get a day?

Like, you're wasting your time. They open those call lines. So, like, two things can be reported. Probably, like, legit sexual harassment. And then just so these, like, whiny, bitchy soccer moms feel like they have more power. But they don't. You know, after they call, it's like, yeah, that'll show him. Oh, like, he's going to be getting a phone call from Corpett tomorrow.

Soccer moms. I used to play soccer. I didn't play soccer too long. I played soccer for, I think, three years, and then I just went on to baseball for nine. Oh, soccer. Oh, baby. Don't get me started about my soccer stories. I did soccer when I was in

first grade? Kindergarten or first grade? And I did one season of it with my cousin Forrest. I think I did it because he was doing it. So I signed up for like soccer camp and it was every week. And I hated it. I was so bad at it. I didn't get a single goal the entire season. And then the end

like it was like a camp where they you know they trained you and then at the end you had a big soccer game against like another faction from our city that also did the same like yeah so uh they didn't show up so they just gave us the trophy and we won so that was my my soccer experience yeah imagine that's a war worked like the other side just doesn't show up i guess we uh i guess we won well i mean side just doesn't show up I guess we won well I mean if they don't show up then they're not defending anything so technically I mean they do win

the other side weren't there like legitimate like there's still rules to war but weren't there like actual like delegated rules like hey you shoot first then we shoot was that a thing no well all I know like with the muskets and shit I know in the civil war there

was stuff like where they wouldn't fight each other on christmas and stuff and they wouldn't because i think it was at christmas or something one year in the entering the civil war i thought like the north and the south actually got together and like cooked food and like shared it and like just like talked around the campfire and stuff and then went back to war like the next day but they all got together and had like a ceasefire and just like had like a little party together the stories of world war one with german soldiers and like american soldiers like playing soccer and shit that's cool i like that that's really cool i think that's world war one or two i can't remember but i could swear there was a point when they're like there were muskets and there was like warfare kind of like they were

they were going off like of um duel kind of rules. It's like he loads and takes a shot and I load and take a shot. Was that never a thing? Back in red coat days. I have no idea. Maybe? Because it took a long time to load one of those muskets. I watched a guy do it once.

I was at some... I don't know the time he's reloading something you can just pick up a rocket start throwing it at him like ah that the rule is stop it while he's loading he's you can't shoot him but you can you can throw rocks at him you can hit him with sticks you can go up and like slap him in the face and you can yell obscenities and vulgarities at him. Your mom's stupid. Demean his character, but you can't shoot him, alright?

And you can't throw a knife at him or anything. No, they had, well, bayonets were on the end of the guns. That sucks. I wonder, like, imagine getting stabbed with a bayonet and then just getting shot while the blade is... Oh, God. That's something that happens in Gears of War. We just went from talking about like the best burger to just imagine like a bayonet going into your body and then they just unload

they just well having bayonets the perp the bayonets having those bayonets the purpose was to just like yeah stab them but like a lot of people just got disemboweled and their guts were just pouring out and shit right because they they just stick them in the stomach and then it's like, my guts! It'll be like, oh no, my guts! Did you download a soundboard app? Yeah, what's Waka Waka?

Waka Waka! Exactly what a... Okay. What's this sound? Oh, that's exactly what it described. Oh yeah, but can you guess what this one is? Do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? That's a popular sound nowadays.

I've heard some YouTubers use that in their videos. Yeah. What about this one? Um, Wheel of Fortune. Oh yeah? One more for you. The Oklahoma City bombing? Yeah, how'd you know? I make jokes about that

because it's been long enough, right? I have no idea. 1994? You're born in 94, right? Yeah. Okay that because it's been long enough, right? I have no idea. 1994? You're born in 94, right? Yeah. Okay, so it's been over 21 years. 21 years is like the... The only thing I know from like 94 was the car chase, the OJ Simpson car chase. That was the...

That was going on while I was in the hospital, I think. That was in 94? I think so. Let me look that up. Juice. Toss the gun, Juice. Come on, Juice. Juice. OJ. Simpson. What are some big events of 1994? What? Okay, so you know, there's like those 90s kids

that love to glamorize the 90s, but wasn't the 90s like a really shitty time? I don't know. I mean... I thought that the 90s actually like kind of sucked for a lot of people. Anthony Fantano did like a meme review on his second channel.

He does meme reviews. They're very funny. You should go check them out. Ryan and I are actually on one. But he does meme reviews and he did one on like 90s kids and he was talking about like how like all the kids

that say they're 90s kids were born in 1997 and 1998, and then they didn't realize that the 90s were actually a really shitty time. If you were born in early 90s, or if you were conscious during the 90s, and when I say that, if you're born in 1996 or 1995, please don't comment because you're not a 90s kid. What I mean is if you were sentient enough to understand things during the 90s, tell us about your 90s experiences.

Maybe was it a shitty time? Was it a fun time you look back at and say, man, where did those good old days go? Yeah, I was born in the 90s, but I don't categorize myself as a 90s kid even though I have a lot of memories from watching the TV shows and stuff and it was a big part of my life but like when it comes to like the 90s I mean when you're like a little middle schooler

when you're starting like that's the period in your life when you start to like start discovering who you are type of thing not when you're like a well okay so I was born at the very beginning of 96 so I was born at the very beginning of 96. So I was alive for four years throughout the 90s. You don't remember any of them?

I don't remember much of it. Because I don't remember until I was... My earliest memory was probably when I was like three. Two or three, I don't know. Probably three. I actually don't know what my earliest memory is. But I don't really remember my earliest memory is but i you know like i don't really remember much about the 90s i do remember the week before the year 2000 i remember i remember

that i remember when it i remember 2000 yeah that was a big event i have this i just have a memory of it was really cold and i'm wearing like a sweater and i was out in my driveway in front of my old house my old little one-story brick house and it was a clear a sweater and I was out in my driveway in front of my old house, my old little one story brick house. And it was a clear blue day and it was like a few days at the end of December in 1999. And that's like a very early memory I have. I don't remember the actual fear. Oh, I didn't know what Y2K was. Yeah.

For those who were born beyond that, Y2K was like, everyone was scared that when the clock turned from 1999 to 2000, it would break like every computer in the world. Because the number two doesn't exist. Yeah. Apparently. It's like they didn't program computers to like be able to function with the number 2000 as a date or something. And it would like fuck up every electronic device. They would all get shut down. Like planes would come crashing down. Nuclear reactors would go off. And it was like fuck up every electronic device. They would all get shut down. Like planes would come crashing down. Nuclear reactors would go off.

And it was like a legitimate fear. Actually, I saw a thing. I think I tweeted it out like a month ago. But it was just, I thought it was funny. It's just a picture. It was like an official Best Buy sticker. And it was like, remember to turn your computer off before December 31st, 1999. It was like an actual Best Buy sticker.

Really? Yeah, from like something. So like corporate, like businesses were promoting this shit. Well, like I feel like they would, I don't know, because I feel like Y2K was one of those things where people, like it was just a big hit mass hysteria thing, but like smart people were like, no, it's going to be fine. Like companies and shit. But I don't know if Best Buy did that, then maybe it was more of just like a big up for

debate and people like just don't know what's gonna happen maybe they were having fun with it it was like a tongue-in-cheek sort of thing i don't know because corporations doing that wouldn't that kill the sales of like computers because people like oh they're gonna break in a few months anyway i'm not gonna buy a computer or any electronic products i don't know but um you know the clock turned from 1999 to 2000 and nothing happened. Yeah. Everything kept running smoothly. Speaking of technology, what the fuck is going on with the iPhone 7?

I, dude, I don't know. I, I'm so tired of, like, I, I just, I really. Who's in charge now? Who's in charge? Steve, Steve Jobs sold. They're, like, Apple is trying to get rid of the headphone jack right now they are getting rid of the headphone jack they're not

trying to they know they're trying to like as in they're trying oh yeah place it and like I get it wireless technology is the future but like they're still like I don't know there's it's not like an outdated thing the

headphone jack the headphone jack is something that's been around and and I was talking to Barry about this earlier Barry from the game grumps and he's saying like the headphone jack is something that's been around And I was talking to Barry about this earlier Barry from The Game Grumps And he's saying like The headphone jack I get it like technology updates

But the headphone jack is not something that like Needs to be updated Because it's not like it's poor quality And all of a sudden it'll be so much better Apple of course people in the comments And Apple are saying like oh but this is Higher definition sound I get like

Exact same definition sound Through headphones You know it's like I don't think there's like a loss of quality because of a headphone jack And they're bringing out The wireless new headphones that they're gonna start Giving out with phones now The earbuds

I think it's airpods is that what they're called I don't know but like So I guess they're called? I don't know, but like... So I guess they're going over to just Bluetooth technology? Which if you remember, Bluetooth technology was just something to point and laugh at like when it first came out and people always had those fucking stupid ear pieces.

Yeah, oh my god I forgot my cousin had one. Yeah, I wanted one, I remember. I wanted one so bad I just wanted to like wear a little Bluetooth piece around all the time. I look like a fucking spy. Dude, why don't we get them and just start wearing them to the office every day? Yeah, what's up? Because like every time you get a text, I think it tells you that too.

I love the feeling of we need to get walkie talkies for our place. Yes. So like late at night, I can just be like, hey, Ryan, you want to go for a walk or you want to go get food? for a walk or you want to go get food yeah but uh we should get walkie-talkies or make a tin can phone that goes from the string goes from my window across our living room window to your window has to be like the line has to be taught is that how those work it has to be it has to be taught yeah i think yeah because it's not going to travel on a loose line god dude i i was i was at santa monica i was looking at these beach chicks and they were so taught it's fucking taught it's taught like can use taught as a as a like a word to describe a

beautiful young woman i don't know it was taught i know it from kind of like sailor terms just kind of like keep it taught it's really funny uh because oh i know from fishing like you got to keep the line. It's funny because taught sounds like that's a word that could in the next 10 years become like a word that is just completely new meaning. You know what I'm saying? God, dude, I slept with this chick last night

and she was taught. It sounds similar to thought. Was that 2015 where thought was big? I don't know. I heard it for the first time thought which was a which was was that 2015 where thought was big i don't know i heard that like 14 or like i heard it for the first time like probably about a year ago and when i was in south carolina is when i first heard the word thought and i was like is that is that like a

have i not heard that in california because this is like a like a southern word and then i found out it's just like a it's word. It was on Vine and shit. How she a thought? Like, what does that even mean? Vine has gone downhill. I think... Did you know what they started doing with Vine? They started making it so, like, you could make longer videos on Vine, and, like, it

would start off seven seconds. Wait, so it's not six seconds anymore? It used to be, like, six, seven seconds, and now, like, it still is, but you can... Let me see if I can pull one up. Yeah, look. You can choose to watch more and i think that kills the app i think that that that kills it that gets rid of the entire purpose of it yeah then it's just another video sharing service yeah the whole point of vine was

it's like a funny little uh you know like ryan tell me the word i'm looking for i don't fucking know tell me the word i'm looking for what you're't know what you're thinking of, dude. Well, it's just, it's just like, you know, little six second videos. They ruined it. And I got verified on Vine too. I was going to make it big. Ryan, he was going to be the next Vine star. My Vines are of the highest quality. I've met one little Vine star.

Okay, Ryan sees Vine stars all the time. Everywhere I go, it's a curse. It's a fucking curse. He has a curse where he sees Vine stars. Like, he'll just go out for like a curse. I don't know how. It's a fucking curse. He has a curse where he sees Vine stars. Like, he'll just go out for, like, a walk, and he'll just be like, he'll take- I'll come back and be like, dude, I just saw, and then I'll- I don't even know their names. They're never people I've ever seen or heard of in my life.

But I'll pull them up on Vine, and you'll be like, oh, I've seen them once. Yeah, we've seen them at the movie theaters. We've seen- Who did we see at the movie theaters that one time? When we saw the Zoolander premiere. Who was that? The older Vine guy? It was like three Vine guy oh it was

I don't know his name Nash something Nash it's not Greer it was the older Nash the old guy Ricky Nash the one that had

like a Comedy Central movie that didn't do well did he I think so I think he had like some I don't want to speak ill of the poor man

he was just he was just making entertainment for entertainment I mean he was making entertainment so uh here's the thing it's like there's a famous quote about pornography ryan and it was it was like during there was a big debate about what constitutes pornography like where's the line between art and porn and like the person summed it up the best this one this one person said i can't define pornography but i know it when i see it what does this have to do with here's the thing about vine stars ryan i can't

define a vine star but i know one when i see it pretty much you know like when you see someone when you like say like for instance at vidcon and you could immediately tell who is a vine or a musically star you're like okay that person looks like a complete pious asshole i think he's a vine star they all have the exact same look like they they wear like really expensive clothes and they have their hair all like fixed up and swooshed and very like uh very tight rich white american kid look yeah but like vine started out like there's people like who is maxwell who i've worked with he like i used to watch his uh he put all his vines on his youtube channel and make compilations they were really funny oh he's hilarious he was popular too I don't know why he kind of just like dropped off the face of the earth because the more popular people started

coming it was more about collaborating and then like when you collabed you kind of lost your sense of humor and envelop someone else and like I can see where he was he just I don't know he didn't find it um nurturing to his type of humor anymore you should try to get in touch with him. I'll try. You should try. It'd be really cool to get him to come like stay with us for a bit. He's super cool. I stayed with him for like a weekend. Daniel and I did like a... Yeah.

What was the sketch called? Uncle Max? A trip to Uncle Max? A trip to Uncle Max. Something Uncle Max. That old classic Cyndago sketch. Yeah. yeah i like it i love that sketch it's funny i just like i like the gross feeling sketches he's he's a very grotesque man i love him he's so funny he makes he's one of the only people on vine i actually like because he i thought he was around before like fine stars became a thing where it was like those douchey

little white kids that all the little white girls i think it's before the tiny like i think he was in the era before the uh nine to 15 year old white girls kind of infected vine you know yeah they they they affect a lot of platforms yeah i've always known reddit is is kind of left you know how for instance atheist used to r slash atheism used to be default and then I used to be subscribed to what a shitty subreddit by the way oh it's so bad and that's not bashing atheists or Christians or anyone it's just a circle jerk of just like of neck

beard tip fedora got people you know what the cringiest thing that came out of like atheism is the flying spaghetti monster every time I hear someone say that or mention it that came out of like atheism is? What? The flying spaghetti monster. Every time I hear someone say that or mention it, I just kind of like, I'm like, oh, come on. It's so stupid. It's just a low blow.

I used to think it was, it was so funny as a kid though. I used to like be all about it. It's the flying spaghetti monster. Now it's just shut up. It's kind of like the equivalent of, um, oh, what am I? Oh, what? Fuck. now it's just shut up it's kind of like the equivalent of um oh what am i oh what fuck oh it's it's it's kind of like the equivalent of when people are making jokes on uh kind of gender i guess and they go oh you identify as an attack helicopter it's like oh never heard that

one before that's old yeah for a second i thought you were just gonna be like it's equivalent to people making jokes on gender and I'm like Ryan we we do that yeah yeah but uh what was I gonna say well we've we've done some jokes that like I look back at like on the channel I'm like ah I think I when you when you release uh content as frequently as us uh there's a lot of stuff you look back at and you're like why did I say that or why why did why did, why was this a running joke? Or why, why was that? Why did I think that was funny at the time? That's, that's really not funny. There's some old super mega videos looking back.

I'm like, huh? I didn't, I thought, I thought that was a lot funnier. I know. What are, what are some,

what are some good subreddits, Ryan? Um, I, I honestly, sorry, I, I fuck up my speech cause I'm mentally handicapped.

Do you need some medicinal cannabis? That would be great. I'd focus and I'd feel great. Anyway, great, great, great. I love that word. Can you tell? I use it frequently. Our movies are gaming is usually what I go to.

But as when it comes to entertaining subreddits, our cringe is always a good one. My favorite subreddit is r slash super mega, of course. Yeah, we need to have more people active. I mean, I'd visit the subreddit a lot. Like, if there are questions and stuff, I'd go there and answer questions. We should... Like, not every question, but, like, if it was a legitimate discussion. I want to do an AMA.

Let's do an AMA this week. Let's do an AMA. Well, let's... We don't know. Let's wait until we're, like... I don't want to like just say it and then it not happen we

could just like just jump on the subreddit and just make a thread me like hey guys doing an AMA and then tweet out the link yeah we're definitely gonna do that soon

answer questions for like an hour yeah but like I don't know if there was like I don't know I think our fans are more on tumblr I guess which I don't I don't go on, so.

I check it every now and then, but Reddit is definitely my place. I used to check Tumblr every now and then, and then I stopped because I'm just like, I don't. Tumblr has a lot of the fan fiction stuff, a lot of the drawings of us kissing naked. Oh, yep. That's definitely a thing. As much as I love, you know. Although there was a recent drawing of us naked that. Oh, yep. That's definitely a thing. As much as I love, you know. Although there was a recent drawing of us naked that I do like.

I like that too. That was hilarious. Well, here's the thing. We weren't engaging in a sexual act. It was disgusting. It's a disgusting picture. It's, what was it? It's you vomiting.

Vomiting and peeing on the ground. And I'm, what am I, blowing my brains out? Is that what's happening? Yeah, you am I blowing my brains out? Yeah. Is that what's happening? Yeah. You, you have your, like a handgun, not like, not. Not a handgun. Like a literal handgun.

Looks like a hand. Yeah. Like you have your hand in the shape of a gun and you're blowing your brains out. A lot of, a lot of bodily fluids in that image. And, uh, both of our penises are, are drawn. Yeah. Mine, mine's the, uh, thick stumpy one and yours is the long, livestock-y one. I wonder, like, I would love to retweet or, like, tweet out that fan art,

but I can't because I'm trying to be a good boy right now for my verification. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, if I'm a good boy, maybe Twitter will be like, all right, we'll throw you a verification. But whatever, at the end of the day, you think I'll be verified within a year from now you think i think you'll be verified uh next time you apply or whenever because the thing is now that i'm verified i want to try to get super mega verified because we couldn't get the actual at super mega

because that that it's owned by like someone else has it and it's like 2009. Yeah, exactly. And I don't know, just having it verified would be like, oh, Super Mega, got it. And there's also fan accounts and stuff. Verification, I guess we're coming full circle, aren't we? Verification is cool, but I've noticed a lot of just regular people that are verified. Like there's this fan that has 232 followers and they're following like 110 people and they're obviously just like a fan of like youtubers and i'm like how are they verified how did this happen like they know and they follow and unfollow and follow and unfollow to get your attention and they don't they don't have like a

website link to them they don't have like anything in the description saying like what they do or like why they're verified It's cause they had a friend at Twitter that was probably like, I can get you verified And then you can tweet at YouTubers and then unfollow them and follow them and unfollow them and follow them so then they'll notice you That's really annoying by the way if you're ever verified Yeah And you follow someone and then unfollow them and then follow them and then unfollow them Because if you're verified or even if you have a significant number of followers and you follow somebody

it gives that person notification like this person followed you so what people do is they'll like follow you and then they'll unfollow you and then like an hour later follow you again and then like the next day they'll follow you again because they want you to like notice and follow them back how do you how do you get verified on YouTube? I don't understand. I see accounts with 20,000 subscribers that are verified, stuff like that. It seems like every YouTube account is verified, but it's hard to get super mega verified. Or Kids with Problems.

Seneca was verified. I think you have to do it through an MCN. I think that's the new rule now because it used to be you had to do it through your Google Plus page. You had to have a certain number of followers. You had to have, like, a website or something. Yeah, now it's like, how do you get verified on YouTube?

Pokemon Go's coming to the Apple Watch. It's making it... Okay, well, they're adding, like, new shit to it, I saw. Like, there's, like, a buddy system now? No one cares anymore! Just bring on Sun and oh, sorry bring on the fucking Hawaii Island Whatever it is Sun and Moon Sun and Moon Sun and Moon for that fuck Pokemon go. It's boring now It's not popular anymore

Yeah, because it's boring. Yeah, it was it was really cool at first But then after you play for a while you're like okay and then when they got rid of like the footstep shit I mean they brought it back apparently and made it better but they should have taken it away I'm uninterested I uninstalled it like a couple weeks ago

I might reinstall it at some point to give it a try I'll probably reinstall it once they add second generation stuff I doubt even then I'll reinstall it I think I'm just tired of the gameplay and I'm tired. I'm just like, okay. It had a really big boom and then it kind of ran its course. Hey, maybe when the second generation comes

out, let's go to Chernobyl and make and see what Pokemon we can find there. Let's go back to Area 51, but this time let's actually cross the gate and go in there and see what Pokemon there are. Anyway guys, that is all we have for this episode of Super Mega Cast. We are on iTunes. It comes out every Saturday on iTunes and every Thursday on YouTube.

Yeah, and check us out. We livestream on Omegle every Thursday morning at 5 a.m. Yeah. Yep. You'll just go look and I'm sure you'll find it. There's going to be someone that fucking does that. I know it. They're going to, like, go look at 5 a.m.?

They're going to go at 5 a.m. And then I can't show my butthole anymore. No. Now they know. Bye! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa