supermegashow - EP 170 - Hollywood, Sweet Hollywood

Episode Date: December 5, 2019

We talk the Tesla Cybertruck, a horrific incident in Hollywood, and Ryan might have ebola. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Some mistakes can't be ripped. Anyway, guys, it's episode 170 of the super mega of soup of soup of the podcast. Yes. It's called the podcast. Yeah. Just the podcast. Hey, guys. Welcome back to the podcast.

Is there a podcast called the podcast? Yeah. There's the official podcast. Critical's podcast. It always that that that name reminds me of kind of like what you would see with like Will Smith official on Twitter. Yeah. This is the official podcast i

like that name though we should rebrand in 2020 and just call it the podcast a podcast a podcast i don't think people have done that yet well i yeah i guarantee someone's done it yeah because it's like that thing of like we don't care or it's like it's just a podcast yeah exactly welcome back to just a podcast how many podcasts do you think are out there dude everyone has one right i i would say at least there's a hundred thousand podcasts philly d has one everyone's got a podcast now matt max and chad have one that isn't like it's not uh it doesn't really have a schedule but it's's still a podcast. I guess it's more of a... They wanted to...

It's like a show? It's more of a show. Yeah, yeah. It's more of a show, I guess. But do they upload to just audio services, or is it... I think so. I think they upload to all audio services, if I'm not mistaken. Ah.

Yeah, we were on that podcast. We were. It was a good time. Like I said, my mom was upset by that episode yeah you finally found out that she was upset about it call me she was like i did not like that she called my sister she was like i'm worried about him it's like mom i don't i'm not drinking like that on a regular basis just just once a week mom i found out that when colossal is crazy went on uh cold ones uh the same thing happened happened to him where he was given more to drink than he thought and ended up throwing up all over himself.

On the podcast? No, no, no. After the podcast. Was it our boy's fault again? I think so. Lil Uri? I think Lil Uri. He needs a couple lashings.

He needs a good few bit of lashings. Or someone just needs to take him out for drinks and do the exact same thing he did to me. Or take him out back. Take him out back and put a little shot in the back of his head. When you work for cold ones, they don't just let you go. It's like the cartel, right? Like you can't just step away from the cartel. You're going to get shot because that's what's scary about shit like the cartel.

Dude, we talk about the cartel a lot, I just realized. Yeah. But, and like a gang. What's scary about the cartel? Name one thing that's scary about the cartel. Swords. Yeah, dude. They have swords.

Dude, when they ransack a city with their swords. Dude, that shit's, honestly, that would be terrifying, though, if they all storm a city with their swords. Dude, that shit's... Honestly, that would be terrifying, though, if they all stormed a city with swords. Not as scary as guns, but... They're like modern-day pirates, dude. Yeah, I guess essentially. It's worse and mean. Well, there are modern-day pirates still.

Just go off the west coast of Africa. Yeah. And, you know, go take your little boat through there. Yeah, but how do pirates go from, like, big swashbuckling fun to little shitty, like, speed boats? Because they're more effective, I guess. No, I want to see Somalian pirates on, like, the classic. Like a big-ass pirate ship with the big, like, skull and crossbones flag. One's up in, like, the crow's nest looking out from like a little monocle. But dude, think about this.

They're going to be chasing some fucking like freighter. Monocular, sorry, I think. They're going to be chasing a freighter that's going like 30 miles per hour and they're just going like two knots. Yeah, but then they can ready their cannons to slow it down. Oh, shit. Okay. To be honest, if I was on like a freighter off the coast of West Africa and I saw a big ass pirate ship and they started firing cannons, I would just be like, what? Essentially, they have machine guns.

So that's don't they try to like latch on to the boat and like climb on to it? Yeah, they got their they got ladders. I bet you there's one thing they could do instead of like wasting the plumbing by flushing it back into the ocean. They save it in buckets. And then when they try to climb on they pour their their their their feces onto the pirates they're not gonna want to be on the ship anyway they're gonna they're gonna want to go straight back into the water to clean themselves well my thing about that is is they you could put your like liquidy shit in like water they have

machine guns though like if you if i peek my head over the edge of the the ship they're gonna start shooting that's why pulley and lever systems have existed for hundreds of years matt they how about thousands i it's actually crazy because like they're supposed to don't just go and then it's like uh it just pulls and the bucket turns and pours pours the sludge without you peeking over at all but but you got to know where they are if they're right up next to the ship you got it you got to know exactly make a shower system that spans the entire ship and you flip a button and it starts spraying hot shit down the sides of the ship they do have something kind of similar not with shit but have you have you seen the videos where like pirates are trying to attack a ship and they have those things like the fire hoses that just

start spraying water like in all directions off the side of the ship that dude that should take your skin off dude oh my god of getting there's that jackass uh skit where he does like the fire hose rodeo where he hangs on yeah and the water just lightly grazes his ass and rips all the skin off and i'm like oh speaking of of hot shit uh recently i found out there was a woman in Hollywood. Yeah. A man dragged her from her car and proceeded to pour a bucket of about a month's worth of hot diarrhea. He was saving it. He was saving it.

And it was completely unprompted. I feel so awful for that woman. I would never feel clean again. Unless she like, unless this was like the end and the climax of a revenge, like a really good Korean revenge movie. That's a that's good revenge.

Where like she she was she's the reason he's homeless and he had a family and children and she took that away from him. And then he finally figured out her location through a series of fun side activities and B plots. And finally, in the whole time. He's homeless because of her. And the thing that he remembers her saying is that she says, you'll be nothing but shit on the street. He goes, oh, he had that kept up.

And so he showed her. I feel bad because more than likely it was just some deranged home. Well, it can't be a very well put together homeless man if he saved up a month he was saving up a month of feces and a hot diarrhea it was discreet here let me read some stuff okay a hollywood screenwriter who got hot diarrhea poured on she was a screenwriter she was a screenwriter movies has she written she's gonna write one about this now got hot diarrhea poured on her by a homeless man says that dumping was so horrific

she believed it was an acid attack. Heidi Van Tassel, 48, said, wait a second. Is this, is this the, is this the woman that helped us out that one time, Heidi? Do you remember?

Hold on. Remember that one time we were writing a script and that... Is it that she looks familiar or the name seems familiar? Can I call Brent to ask? Please. Okay. I'm very intrigued by this.

I'm calling Brent. So Brent's going to be on the podcast. What if? what if yo hey bren um first that first thing off it's good to hear you uh we are on the podcast because we had a question for yours truly uh we wanted to get to the bottom of this um i am being recorded is what you're saying right yeah hey i made it clear so it's not very clear it's not illegal i made it clear the state of california two-party consent okay you just you just consented because you're like okay so that's fine um so we were reading this story of this unfortunate woman who had diarrhea poured on her

on hollywood, just in Hollywood by homeless man. And she was a Hollywood or just, she was a screenwriter. And, uh, Matt, for some reason looks at the picture and the name and he's, he's pretty, we're pretty sure it's not her, but remember that woman you got to help us with a script? Uh, yeah. Do you remember her name? And we can bleepep we can bleep it out and everything what's her name uh i will talk to you guys later okay you have a good rest of your day bye brent bye all right well uh i have no idea what we're keeping and not keeping in that whole exchange with brent let me let me let me let, we had to cut a big chunk of that conversation out

because we received some very, some very grim news. I know. Yeah. Yeah. It was not, it was not the, the sweet, the sweet woman that, that helped us write a script. No, it wasn't.

But, but anyway, I will, I will, I'll jump back into what I was talking about. People could infer though that you said grim news. There was a sad realization during that call with Brent. What if Brent's lying? I'm going to call him back. Are you lying, you bitch? Let me finish this.

He dragged her into the middle of the road where he dumped the can of diarrhea over her. A can? Okay, it keeps changing. I thought it was a bucket. It says bucket. It says can. I don't. A can? Okay, it keeps changing. I thought it was a bucket. It says bucket. It says can. I don't. Well, okay.

Who is this? The New York Post. Why are you reading the New York Post? Because it's where the article was. Yeah, but they suck, don't they?

They do. Let me, let me, let me, New York. Okay, here we go. NBC Los Angeles. Okay. I'll do this.

All right. A nightmare, the Hollywood Walk of Fame. NBC Los Angeles. Okay. I'll do this. All right. A night near the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It was night. Oh, that's even worse. See, I thought it was during the day, so it would be a lot warmer. Oh, so how, like, think about, like, it was hot diarrhea, but it was nighttime. It probably was somewhat refreshing because it's getting a little bit chilly in L.A. right now. That's true.

That's true. A night near the Hollywood... Film a video of this. She should have pulled her phone out and filmed it. You know how many cell phones exist on Hollywood? Like, if something's going on, there's got to be someone who filmed this. Heidi Van Tassel was parked in Hollywood after having a pleasant evening out with friends at an

authentic Thai restaurant. You hear that? Authentic Thai restaurant. Suddenly, a man randomly pulled her out of her car, dragged her out to the middle of the street, and dumped a bucket of feces on her head, Van Tassel said, and public records confirm. It was diarrhea, hot liquid. I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes

and into my eyes, Van Tassel said. Paramedics who came to treat me said there was so much of it on me that it looked like the man was saving it up for about a month. Van Tassel was rushed to the Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital after the grotesque attack, where she was tested for infectious diseases

caused by contact with feces. She'll need to get retested every three months. Every three months? It was all inside my car because it was so much. He just kept pouring it and splattering it all over me, she said. Oh my God. So, and then she said the Los Angeles Police Department told her they'd investigate the crime,

but her phone calls to the department went unanswered. Oh my God. So, I mean, she said the Los Angeles Police Department told her they'd investigate the crime, but her phone calls to the department went unanswered. Oh my God, dude. Was he caught? No. Wait. So she has PTSD. The man who attacked her identified in court records as, I don't know how to pronounce his name, Jer? Jer Blessings.

Jer Bear? Was charged with battery and taken to jail. Blessings was described as a transient with schizophrenia and psychotic disorders record show. He doesn't need jail time. He needs mental health care, Fantastal said. I have empathy for him because he needs help. Damn, dude.

The woman who got... That's what she said, yeah. That's what she said. Yeah. She's a bigger person than I. I would not, I would, I would be like, okay,

now let me shit right, like, let, like pry his mouth open and let me take a hot log in his mouth. Eye for, the hot log. Eye for an eye,

man. Yeah. Only makes the whole world blind. She's so, she definitely, well, I mean, we're fucked to begin with.

Well, she, well, she was almost blind from the feces in her eyes. That's horrifying. She's a good person. She's a better person than I will say that.

That's so. Oh, my God. Like, I can't. That's like a nightmare. I have dreams about stuff like that. And, like, I would never be able to feel clean again in my life, you know? Like, you'd go home, you'd take a shower. Well, that's part of the PTSD, right?

Like, you can't get that off of you. Like, no matter how much you scrub. How much hot water. Hand me those. How much hot water. Hand me those. These sunglasses? Yeah, it's getting kind of bright in here. Want to put on some sunglasses? Yeah.

It's much darker. I like this. They look good on you. I like those sunglasses. Thank you. Yeah? Fix that microphone? It's pointing right at your pee pee.

You got it. You got it. Oh, there you go. Nice. You're sitting like a little monk right now you got your got your legs crossed you got your sunglasses on you know monks usually wear sunglasses like that yeah there's that famous picture of the monk uh setting himself on fire with his sunglasses on it was pretty cool yeah it's very cool very cool photo um someone's

gonna realistically photoshop please don't do that. That man died. Please don't. That's always been so insane to me. The monks that do that and then they can just like sit there. Mind over matter, man. How do they shut off like the adrenaline part of their brain? That's like, I'm on fire. I need to freak out. I don't know.

Are they on drugs? Do they like sedate themselves before that or like? We should. Well, it's hard to ask one since the ones who have done it are. know are they on drugs do they like sedate themselves before that or like we should well it's hard to ask one since the ones who have done it are uh no longer with us yeah self-immolation so it's a not a not a fun way to go a lot a lot of protests the guy actually when we were in dc on on tour a guy did that set himself on fire yeah in dc in like a park he just like walked across the park on fire interesting there's a video of it it's insane he's just like on fire? Yeah, in D.C. In like a park. He just like walked across the park on fire. Interesting.

There's a video of it. It's insane. He's just like on fire. Is he running around? I think he's just walking. He's just on fire. Yeah, I saw a video on a subreddit you introduced me to that I'm so glad you did. It's a hold my feeding tube.

And it's just this like, I think it's this dude on drugs and his head is on fire and he's just like walking around just chilling. It's like, what the fuck? What? Dude, drugs are scary, man. If drugs can literally make your head be on fire. Well, his head wasn't on fire because. He took a drug and his head burst in the flame. Ah, shit.

It's one of the negative side effects of drugs. No, but like. You're about to take a hit of weed. He's like, this is good stuff, right? It's like, it's not mixed with anything. Yeah, of course. That's why you shouldn't smoke pot guys um there's a there's a 0.02 chance that your head will spontaneously combine i would never smoke marijuana if that would that's that's too big a chance still because it's so small i think like 0.02 but crazy crazy crazy crazy coincidences always happen that that defy all odds in this universe so it's

like like us existing i think someone did math wants to figure out like well us what do you mean us existing because that's just because their parents fucked no no no i mean like uh we'll see that even that's crazy because i never thought my parents would do such a simple yeah uh but but basically like um i think someone did this. Some smart math guy did something to figure out, like, the probability of us, like, humans, like, intelligent life being – what's going on? You got to go take a poo-poo? I'm just not good. I know.

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Keep that over there. I think it's like the fourth podcast in a row that you've gotten up to go sit on the toilet. What's wrong with me? Go to a doctor. It won't to a doctor it won't get fine i mean it could but it's like it's you have health insurance that's what it's for anyway guys ryan is he's been struggling lately he's had uh something's been up with with that boy's that boy's tummy and uh it's been heavy on his mind he's been he's been talking about it a lot it's it's it's definitely uh causing him some stress um something is up with his digestive tract uh and i'm here for him i i just want him

to get some help and and figure out what's going on down there. But yes, as I'm recording this right now, he's in the other room. How's it going? He says, it's just kind of like that bloated feeling where you're like, do I have to shit? The unknowingness of what this feeling is. Huh, okay. Oh, is it happening?

Okay, he did it it ladies and gentlemen we got uh ryan mcgee is is is has done it i'm proud of you um i was about to say like i could start the ad reads right now but probably not the best time um to do ad reads in the middle of, you know, Ryan conducting such sensitive business. I want to give a shout out real quick. When we were on tour in Texas, a lot of you guys brought some really, really cool fan art. And we put some of that up in our recording room. And it's so cool to look at. Someone did a really cool drawing of us with Peewee from animal crossing and yes, animal crossing will make a comeback. Promise you that.

Um, I got to get some fall adventures in our town before it starts snowing. Uh, let's see what else we got. We got, we got, we got a cool, a cool, very nice ink drawing of, of me and Ryan's faces melting with, with what looks like a triangular SpongeBob skull in between us. appreciate, appreciate that. Someone else did a really nice depiction of, of when God touched, uh, David,

who, what I don't, you know, that, you know, the creation of man, that picture, but it's me and Ryan.

Um, man, my penis, very small. I appreciate that. Thank you. Great, thank you great great great great artwork though thank you guys it has shape oh you're back it's not like a a lot don't don't take that as a sign to not go to the doctor you got to go to the doctor still oh who who is ringing

our doorbell oh are you still okay i'm gonna go check the door. Hold on. Sorry, it was an AT&T man with the wrong address. I like how he tried to correct you on what number our office is. He was like, this isn't this address? I was like, no, no, no, no. He's like. But it says right there. I was like, no, it doesn't. That's not our.

Wrong, wrong, wrong building. I promise you I know the address. No, you don't't i'm coming in just comes in starts fucking with all like the cables how are you liking your internet where it's we should have said it's it's not fiber at all there's nothing about our internet that speaks to it being fiber that i've experienced i haven't experienced the greatest speeds well that's the thing is like you get fiber internet whatever you pay for for your internet you're actually gonna get like half a third or a half of that they'll be like yeah 500 uh i think i think i pay for 300 and the highest i've gotten is like one something but that's if 5g is working well and it's late at night nobody

i guess is using i don't know well i remember growing up, my internet was so bad. And I always complained about it to my dad. And he's like, son, I called the company and they said they boosted it for us. I'm like, what do you mean they boosted it for us? Like, aren't we already paying for fast internet? Why is it like, what do you mean they boosted it? Were they like holding it back? And they're like, you know what?

We'll give you a little boost. Like, what does that mean? Internet and soda pop are the two, some of the two most marked up commodities for sale. Yeah. Makes sense. Like for price. Because soda, what, costs like two cents a gallon to produce. But then, you know, you resell like a small soda for like $1.50.

And then internet is apparently incredibly, incredibly, incredibly actually like cheap. Internet? But they charge you so much because they can't. Like electricity? Yeah, exactly. Dude, let's get some solar panels. We could.

I saw an ad the other day to get solar panels installed. Apparently it's a big tax write-off too. You get like a lot. California has a lot of those types of shit. California is like, you want to use some solar?off too you get like a lot you get some say california has a lot of those types of california's like i think you get like one if you have an electric car i don't know if that's ended anytime recently or what damn we should go electric dude speaking of electric cars let's talk about that tesla a tesla pickup truck i okay so i watched it and i thought it was a joke because like there's no way it looks that goofy there's no way they're gonna have a thing where they throw something at

the window and both windows break. Like, I thought it was just him. Like I thought it was Elon Musk at first. Cause like, I thought he's been, I thought the whole Tesla truck thing was a joke. I legitimately did.

Like, I thought it was like, Oh yeah, we're going to make a pet Tesla pickup truck. Now I'm like, ha ha. That's funny. And like, he's going to make a Tesla pickup truck now. I'm like, haha, that's funny. And like, he's going to have this fake kind of conference around it.

And it's going to be like the shittiest looking thing. The windows are going to be like, that sounds like a really good joke a businessman could pull off. Especially because Elon's done some goofy stuff in the past. Like the flamethrower. Yeah. And he loves memeing. It looks insane. It looks, I kind of like the way it looks, but shit, it looks, it looks interesting.

It looks like a paper, like if you were to make a truck out of paper, like just with one piece by folding it into a specific shape. Like an origami truck. An origami truck, yeah. And I didn't watch the video, but apparently they were trying to show off how strong the windows were and they shattered both of them. Yeah. trying to show off how strong the windows were and they shattered both of them yeah so the tesla it doesn't even is there a pickup portion in the back i think the back is is hollowed out i don't know dude i have no fucking idea let me let me let me look this thing up tesla truck reveal you would you would have you would have thought that they might have uh do they not test the whole window thing before okay it actually does it's pretty sick looking

i'm not gonna lie see this shit that's that's the back right there with the ramp yeah it looks very futuristic it looks goofy i will say that it looks incredibly good here's the thing you drive down the street everybody knows what you're driving. Yeah. They know exactly what they know. Exactly. Like, oh, that's the Tesla pickup truck. I'm looking at designs of what people were like trying to theorize what a Tesla pickup truck could look like before the reveal. And like some of these aren't that far off. Like I'm looking at this goofy one right now. And like it looks like it looks like some kind of like space freighter.

But it's it's honestly not that not that far off dude are you ready for like 20 years from now just when like cars just look like this like like the tesla truck and that one on the left like that crazy spaceship looking one i mean yeah it'll it looks just kind of like a vehicle and like a video game such as like death stranding or something are you still playing death stranding I'm more trying to get through Fallen Order because I'm almost done with that. And then I'm going to go back to Death Stranding. My man.

Playing some Star Wars, I see. Yeah, I am. How do you like it? I watched you. I was over at your place the other night. We had wine and cheese night. After everyone else left, I watched you play some Star Wars for a while.

I DJ'd. I flipped a couple records and we watched uh some chris uh a documentary about the christ the history of chris chan yeah we we started uh i'm i'm i'm on part 12 i think but ryan hadn't seen it so i'm like let's watch this documentary. We ordered some Taco Bell, sat down, watched part one, started part two, got like halfway through. But then it was like 4 a.m. So we went to bed and cuddled up and spooned each other. But it was a fantastic documentary. It really goes into every little detail. I need to continue the episodes.

But talking about Star Wars, you asked me my opinion of it, and I gave a sigh. I noticed you went. A sigh is indicative of kind of like just like a disappointment because there's like there's small changes and a little more polishing that could be made to the game, and I think it would be an amazing experience. And I'm having fun with it,

and it's nice to have a lightsaber be a Jedi, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. an amazing experience. And I'm having fun with it. And it's nice to have a lightsaber, be a Jedi, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

That's cool. But the gameplay feels like fake hard. Like when I'm playing Sekiro or Bloodborne, like if something happens, like if an enemy hits me or I die in some way, I feel like they're 100 percent like I'm like, that was my fault. I could have done something better. I should have done something different in this game. There's a little there's a there's a little more of that just kind of like that was bullshit type of feeling when you play.

You mean like like like it's easy or just a lot of – Not that it's easy, but like it feels like the difficulty is just – it wasn't balanced well with the game. And that's just how I feel because like just – and they're wanting to kind of use the Dark Souls, Bloodborne, kind of use the dark souls blood-borne sekiro type of uh game design because they set the fighting up kind of like that with its uh with its like parrying and attack system they have meditation points which are a replacement for like uh the statues that you can rest at or the bonfires and dark souls the buddha statues in sekiro and and another thing like the the level design and the exploration is just tedious because i know it's like oh fast travel is lazy with the game but in this game if you want to go explore a planet you have to just traverse your way all the way through it

you don't have to but if you want to collect all the chests and shit you'll do that and um you'll have to legitimately make your way all the way back to the ship with no fast travel so you'll be like 30 minutes deep in a level man what are you what the fuck are you doing oh you're just bending over the sorry you're just bending over the couch like it like it's like i'm talking to you like imagine talking to me right now matt just talk to me hey baby what's up like have a conversation talk about like a movie you saw recently uh i said we saw he he he was a really really fucking good movie by directed by michael man it's got al pacino in it it's got uh it's got sorry i was checking something to the side of the

couch while ryan was talking i was like bending over the side and when i was like he'll be back but it was like a good 30 seconds you were stuck in that because i was like okay if i was just dead i'm not having a con like i just kind of ceased to have a conversation i was having a conversation which is like i was no i was still intently listening you're talking about the fast travel and how if you're 30 minutes deep you got to then walk all the way back yeah you have to travel all the way back and it's kind of oddly designed where it's easy to get lost and shit and the mini map doesn't pause the game so if you're just trying to figure out where you're going an enemy could just hit you while you're trying to look at the map figuring shit out there's just a lot of little things i

mean it's a fun game i'm having fun with it i just it's just uh not as polished as i would have liked it to be i guess damn it looks pretty though yeah i was watching you play it and i was like damn that's pretty that's a pretty lightsaber. Actually, now that I brought it up, let's talk about heat. Oh, shit. Okay. Ow! What? You slapped my fucking hand.

I was trying to hold your hand. Remember last night at dinner when you spanked my hand with that knife? Yeah. You see that, Ryan? Do you see that? Yeah. I could go to a police officer and say he attacked me with a knife. You'd have to get witnesses.

I know Brian would definitely be one. There were witnesses at the table. I think Aaron saw it. Susie saw it. Susie went, oh my God. She went, ah! She went, oh, come on. And then she threw feces all over the wall

because she was so upset. Yeah, my feces, because it was just spilling out of me. It was insane, dude. That was a weird it was like a water slide right to her chair so she just had to like bend it up and just throw it at the walls that's a nice restaurant too but we saw heat we did heat is such a good movie a great ass like it took me i'm not gonna say it took me out of the movie but for at least half of the movie

al pacino's character was just kind of like that regular solemn detective that's having trouble in his home life type of shit and then like there's a point where randomly he'll just be like la cucaracha let's go i'm just like what what's going on like it just felt like it was it felt i'm not gonna say it was out of place but it definitely like surprised me every time and i was was like, that's Pacino, baby. I've known that great ass part my whole life. I didn't know it was from Heat, though. And then when that happened, I was like, oh. Yeah.

Such a good movie, though. There's a shootout scene that's regarded as one of, if not the best cinematic shootout scene. They're in downtown LA. Oh, the shootout scenes were great. Because they used real blanks in that movie. They didn't use any special effects. It's all just like, bah, bah, bah, bah,

which is good. Dude, imagine like just being downtown that day they filmed that and you just see like cop cars everywhere. And you just hear, brr, brr, brr. Because that was a lot of gunshots. Like that was like

hundreds and hundreds of gunshots. So imagine just being downtown that day and you have no idea they're filming. I'd think that like some crazy shit was going down. Do you think Al Pacino just improvs whenever he does that type of stuff? Because I get the feeling like it's a.

He'll he'll figure something out in a case and be like, oh, they're too smart. They're too smart. OK, OK. La Cucaracha. Let's go. Ah, like, whoa. Probably. Hey, Pacino. ah i'm like whoa probably hey pacino i like uh i i like i wonder if that's in the if the great ass

line is in the script where when he when he screams he's got a great ass i'll make that my text tone every time you text me no one harrison texts me because he has a great ass he does have a great ass but i enjoyed the. It was just kind of like a simple plot, simple, you know, it's kind of like, I haven't seen this one either, and I want to. It's in that genre of movies like Collateral where it's a very much of a-

Same director. 1v1, but they're both the protagonist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I guess, since I haven't seen Collateral, I can't speak to it to that effect. But from what I get from Collateral, you have your two main characters.

Yes, there is an antagonist in terms of, similar to that of Robert De Niro's character. Like one's definitely on the good side of things. One's definitely on the bad side, but they're both essentially the main character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Collateral's good. Is it like that in a sense?

Yeah, I'd say that. I know it has Tom Cruise in gray hair and he plays the bad guy yeah he's definitely the bad guy in the movie

and I definitely that's why I'm interested just because it's Tom Cruise playing a bad guy he doesn't really do that too often you should see it

I guess Tropic Thunder Collateral what else has he been the bad guy in dude Tropic Thunder is showing soon on film somewhere in LA

and I don't I don't know when that is or where but I have to go see it. I'd like to see it if it's the theatrical cut, because I hate what they did with the director's cut. Wait, what's the what's the what's the director's cut? They just extended scenes to so it's like a lot less concise. And they like it feels like it feels extended. Like when you're watching one of the scenes that they did extend, it's like, oh, I can feel it drag on like this joke.

And then they added nudity for no reason. And I know it's like, well, hell yeah, boobies. Just like when I first saw Tropic Thunder, I was actually amazed because I was like, oh, wow, there was like no nudity in this R rated film. There was like, oh, wow, there was like no nudity in this R rated film. There was like sexual there was like innuendos and stuff like that and like just very crass humor. But they just added like Matthew McConaughey's character looking through like a porn magazine. And it's just a close up of him opening up a page with like just a woman with her tits out. And it's like, what is what's I don't understand. I don't I don't get why this was that.

Is it just because it's the director's cut? No, I feel like there was that, do you remember that period where everything was unrated? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're going to show boobies. It's like, yeah, we'll throw some tits in there. Matthew McConaughey opens a Playboy magazine, you see breasts. Cause I feel like back then, the big thing was,

it was like, get the DVD now with the unrated, uncut director's cut. That's why American Pie did so well because they had shit like American Pie the Naked Mile. I know they had like unrated American Pie movies. I thought I remember those in like

Blockbuster or it'd be like unrated and you're like. It says unrated like over her breasts though so it's like censoring her boobs where it says unrated. I think they did it with Epic Movie as well where it's like Epic Movie unrated and they might have thrown tits in there i don't know they still do unrated cuts that was like a gimmick that was like that was a gimmick and i don't know if it was uh kind of started because of like a girl's gone wild-ish type of mentality that was going around in the

street like in the mainstream mind i think it was a good way to boost dvd sales for sure because they're like how can we sell more dvds oh say it's on if we say it's on then people like they're like oh i'm missing out if i if i don't see the unrighted kids you know even did that yeah they have you can see these on the dvd and it's like the naked girl yeah in the courtroom it's actually a really good sketch they do that on it's called a opposite day which is like one of their best i think i had a dream about why this gets you know last night but i don't remember the dream so that's where that story ends cool thank you for uh mentioning it dude i've been having the most vivid dreams lately and it's i i keep waking up in the middle of the night and i like hallucinate

a little bit when i wake up sometimes you said okay very concerned you're like okay because you're saying you're hallucinating like you feel like you're hallucinating. I'm just like, OK, I don't feel like I'm I am hallucinating. OK, you are. Sometimes when I when I wake up that the transition from sleepfulness to wakefulness and vice versa, I get these mild hallucinations where it's not like. It toes the line between reality. Yeah. It's, it's kind of freaky. I should talk to my doctor about it,

but it kind of like, like the other night I woke up and I, I thought I saw a man standing outside my window. Houdini? I, dude, I wish dude, if he was like,

Hey, it's a me, Houdini. No, I thought I saw a man outside my window and really scared the fucking shit out of me and i turned there wasn't a man outside your window because it faded away it was like and then i turned and i saw it could have been the ghost i saw the same man squatting behind my computer and i was like wait really yeah like when you're waking up yes and everything's like

there's like what does the man look like it was just a it was a black uh not a black man but it was like a it was just like a like a shadow figure it was a black man, not a black man, but it was just like a shadow figure. It was a black man. It was a black man, Ryan. Thanks. Everything I need to know is right there. Basically, then I saw him squatting behind my computer. And then he also faded away.

Does he have a face? Mm-mm. It's just a shadow? Maybe. There's a couple options here. I'm possessed. Or my house has a demon or um maybe i'm slightly going insane okay because i i shouldn't insanity i shouldn't be uh probably should not be hallucinating when i uh It's been happening for a while, though, like like, for instance, on an airplane, I'll wake up and look out the window and the landscape is like.

I think that's also just because you're I mean, when you're sleeping, you realize like there's a shit ton of like chemicals that are causing all these like visions for you to see. So it goes away pretty quick. Yeah, if you're just waking up, people have that. I've heard it before where people are just kind of like just kind of groggy and they're getting into that it especially happens i think when you're going straight from rem to trying to be awake yes actually so there's a name for it it's called hypnagogic hallucinations or sleep related hallucinations that occur while falling asleep and then there's also hypnopompic, which occur from the transition from sleep to wakefulness. So it's like,

it's like a legit, Oh my God, I just found a, Whoa, I'm sorry. I found a drawing, like a simulation. Someone did that perfectly describes like what I see.

It's like that when I wake up. Oh, it's very, it's very unsettling. I don't, I don't like it. It doesn't like affect my life negatively, but basically like when I, when I wake up oh it's very it's very unsettling I don't I don't like it it doesn't like affect my life negatively but basically like when I when I wake up um it's almost like an acid trip on like everything like there's colors and patterns and my walls move a little bit um

I almost like I don't want people to like worry about me because I'm talking about this, but it definitely like, I talked to a doctor about it once and he said that was normal. I also take medication that might cause that. Let's see, are hypnopompic hallucinations normal? Vivid dreamlike experiences called hypnagogic or hypnopompic hallucinations could seem real and are often frightening. They may be mistaken for nightmares and can occur while falling asleep or waking up. Guys, let me know in the comments if any of y'all got those. Because I'm curious. I don't know anyone else that that happens to.

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Yep. I'm hallucinating right now, Ryan. Your face is melting all over your body. Stuck my tongue out. Scared him. I'm not really halluc hallucinating right now it's only when i wake up and go to sleep if y'all got tips though i got a tip right here for you dude put your penis away man don't like the head of your penis just comes off in your lego piece yeah like a little lego piece dude if my cock was made out of Legos, that would be amazing. You just like rebuild it. It gets old.

You can put some new Lego pieces and make it longer. You can give it wings. You could. Yeah, you can give it like fucking like jet boosters on the side. You could have people climbing it. Always climbing your penis. Like little Lego people. Yeah.

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crafter yeah dude dude miney craft i want to play minecraft with you okay well we are hopefully gonna start a series soon right but besides that like when i get home, like I want to play Minecraft with you, like you and I, like I want to jump on a server. I want to play on my PC dude. Cause I want to, I want to see those beautiful water physics. I want to,

I need to try out the new, the new NVIDIA. I think it's NVIDIA. Like graphics mod. If you, if you have like an NVIDIA card, it looks beautiful. It's like real life Minecraft.

I wish i existed in real life minecraft i'm trying to figure out like of all the video games and this is like the age old question it's like if you could pick one video game to live the rest of your life in what would you choose because you know every video game would get boring it would eventually become hell i feel like minecraft would probably be the best because really you you can just build anything you can do anything giant spiders though well this is the skeletons and zombies oh my but the thing is you know you would you would become very quickly you're a lot more agile yourself than steve when you're playing oh my god can you imagine that the horror of you yourself not steve

running through the minecraft wilderness at night with like zombies chasing you that would be terrifying like you're actually gonna like dude i i love the way stevie eats no but if you died you die like oh if a creeper if a creeper finds you it like blows your leg off and shits it's just crap dude can we do like grenades in the war and shit can we do a sketch where it's like a really like childish like minecraft and real life thing and then a creeper blows up and it becomes this really graphic like he's being wheeled in like it's this like man being wheeled in by like these minecraft characters so it's also like surreal and creepy he's like looking up and there's like lights in his eyes no it's like the villagers performing and they're speaking in their weird like native tongue and there's like like the leg is like frayed and blown off like the bone is sticking through

can we make this yes and it has the loud ringing from the creeper blowing up yeah i'd love to make that we could that's a budget but it's good we can rent we can rent out a green screen studio for a day get a lot of fake blood and stuff we'll do it hire someone to do the minecraft effect that'd be beautiful like just it's just the most childish like one of those like minecraft in real life you need to be in the thumbnail doing the face like like the big the big o face that face if you can picture what i'm doing i shouldn't have called it an o face because that means orgasm yes well it was it's like it's like your mouth is an o and you're like oh no so you could call it an o face but o face also synonymous for the face you make while achieving sexual climax so i'm not gonna i'll just call it the youtube thumbnail face because most of the time when you're having sex you don't get that nice face you get that like kind of like tense like I gotta

push my cum out just one little um uh do you think YouTubers when they're having sex like they're they're they're they're, like, the faces and their thumbnails. Like the hands on the side of their head. I came how hard? I would love to do. Every YouTuber should do a Beautiful Agony video. I hate Beautiful Agony. You showed me and Harrison that one day.

We're all on the couch in here. What's not to like about Beautiful Ag it's uncomfortable dude it was like a 35 year old man with like an awkward goatee just looking to the camera going they have women on there too you have to pay for that though the one free sample they gave us was that like older dude just like oh and it's like basically what after he came he like smiled at the camera oh yeah he gave it a little like wink because what it is is it's not pornography technically what it is just people that film their faces while masturbating it's hard to come yeah that's yeah so so they'll film just their face while they jerk off and and touch themselves no nudity but you know when it like you can just tell it's clearly, it's just some like

40 year old dude that just, you know, just gets off on posting a video of his face while ejacking and ejaculating.

Yeah. Ejacking. Okay. I call it ejacking. Oh, okay. That's a new slang term the kids are using. Ejac.

Shoot a little ejac. You know what I'm saying? Well, unfortunately, it is time to end the podcast. They cut it short. I was talking about a 40 year old man ejac. I know, I know, but it's time to end the podcast. They cut it short. I was talking about a 40-year-old man ejacking.

I know, I know, but it's time to end it. It's enough. We've discussed it. We discussed hot diarrhea today. Now we're discussing masturbating. I feel like it's a perfect time to end the podcast. And it's not because I want to sit on the toilet. Yeah, I also, I have to go pick up a rental car before a certain time.

All the way down in gosh darn Englewood, California. And it's going to become rush hour soon. The mic stand, it's going crazy. Ryan, so you got to go, you have to go shit again? I'm just going to go sit on the toilet. Please go to the doctor, Ryan. Don't. It's your body, dude.

It's your health. You have health insurance. Go to the doctor. Yeah. Go see the doctor. We'll see. You're only hurting yourself by not going to the doctor. I don't give a shit.

I'm saying for your well-being, you should go to the doctor. It's been days now. It's the doctor i don't give a shit i'm saying for your well-being you should go to the doctor it's been days now it's the worst it could be it'll go away you're i'm gonna not hear from you this weekend find you died of like severe colon cancer out of no it's like the symptoms are present for colon cancer yeah stage one colon stage one though stage one that's why you should go if you have the exact symptoms of a type of cancer that's been going on out of the blue for a while. Yeah, on the internet, anything can be possible. I probably have the symptoms of Ebola. You're just like, it's that little look in your eyes like, yeah, it could be Ebola. You know Ebola, like your innards turn to liquid and just.

My poop's liquid, not my innards. It's the first steps of ebola though i swear to god dude if you have ebola like you somehow there's no way i have ebola well don't say there's no way there is this there is like a 0.001 chance i have colon cancer and that's why you should go to the doctor it could be ebola dude ebola exists in this world you could have contracted it we live in we live in a metropolis hub where people from everywhere in the world are coming in on every day you could have touched just the wrong doorknob that some guy with ebola had just touched you

put your fingers in your mouth like you you normally suck your fingers i know you do it a lot and then i know it's a nervous habit you should stop doing that because now you might have ebola well i'm gonna think about seeing a doctor okay can we call this episode Ryan has Ebola yeah it's the last two seconds of the podcast ooh they're gonna talk about

that means everyone has to listen all the way to the end and if you got to this point congratulations guys yeah congratulations congrats you're not gonna clap for them

no I'm I'm clapping for them well I'm gonna go now you're gonna go take that shit yeah what are you doing oh I'm just waving to you alright

everybody in the comments type an F for Ryan's digestive system I'm going to go now. You're going to go take that shit? Yeah. What are you doing? I'm just waving to you. All right. Everybody in the comments, type an F for Ryan's digestive system. Encourage him to go to the doctor because it might be Ebola. I was talking about it in last week's podcast or this week's podcast. I know. You were.

You've been talking about it for a while. And actually, we recorded a Let's Play yesterday. You got up and took like a same thing. Yeah. This is bad, dude. This could mean death. This could mean death this could mean death if i were you if i feel like if it was gonna kill me i think i'd know if something was gonna kill me man come on the next day all right guys thanks for tuning in on spotify itunes apple music google play music every every place you want to listen to

it it's on there except soundcloud because we because we need to upload it to SoundCloud. But thank you guys so much for listening. Hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving, a wonderful Thanksgiving break if you're American. Like I said at the beginning of the podcast, if you're not, turn it off. And to everyone else in the world, just have a great week. Keep writing your thoughts and prayers. And we'll see you next week with 171. Bye-bye.