supermegashow - EP 171 - Ryan's Colon

Episode Date: December 6, 2019

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Yeah, I don't like it. Oh. I had some. I was like, whoo. Sorry, fellas. Matt Portis, each a glass of, I guess, a coffee mug of wine. It's definitely way too sweet. I don't know where that wine even came from. I was in the fridge.

I'd rather have a Chardonnay. That was nasty. It's like, if it tastes like the syrup from a snow cone, it's alcohol. I shouldn't even be having wine right now. No, you shouldn't. Let's get a little update on that situation. For those who have been paying attention in Let's Plays and other stuff, I have been having, as you would say, poopy troubles. Poopoo troubles.

Episode 171, poopy troubles. Can we just title it that sure i mean we don't have to worry about kid-friendly shit because kid-friendly shit is what gets us in trouble now yes what a quick turnaround by the way but um uh so uh you know like sayings that i would say to get out of the recording room be like i, I got to go lay some hot sludge. I got to go lay waste to some hot sludge. That's my favorite was the hot sludge. Um,

unfortunately it didn't go away and I ended up going to the emergency room twice, uh, within a week, uh, over this. And now I have a, a colonoscopy,

uh, scheduled. Cause, uh, quite frankly, uh, they have no idea what's up. At first, they're like it could be because there's inflammation in my colon. So like there's everything from colitis to Crohn's disease to just a bacterial infection or a virus. So we're hopefully going to figure it out. But we'll see. So for those wondering like why there might have been a bit of slack in the month of November, it's because I've actually been dealing with what I thought was just a kind of normal stomach bug,

but it turns out to be something quite serious that's lasted almost a month and has been shitty i've i have not i have not been able to leave my home i haven't been able to i hate it because i'll i haven't been able to like go out to the movie theater like i want to see knives out i want to see a bunch of movies that have come out but i can't go to the theater because i can't just sit down in a theater for two hours without having to shit myself why do you think adult diapers were created you know uh for people like me you can balloon that thing up while you're in the movie theater pancake i think i think adult diapers are made for people who legitimately can't control their bowels see like i can at least right now control it yeah but it's

also it's a luxury you know you can go see knives out there's something about just shit yourself and not have to worry about it but i can remember when i was a kid that feeling of pancaking shit between your underwear and your ass like dude i can i remember that feeling much much more recent because you've shit yourself three times in the given year yes which i'm looking forward to move into the new uh into a new decade next month, which is shit. It's like a clean slate, right?

It's like, oh, I haven't shit myself in a decade. There is No Nut November and then there's just Matt's hopefully like No Shit Your Pants 2020. So...

It's like a No Poop 2020, guys. Not gonna shit my pants once in 2020. Probably shouldn't be having this wine. It's real sugary and sweet. You probably shouldn't actually. I'm just not gonna have any more of it it's dessert wine i don't know why we even have that in the fridge i hate dessert wine it's i use that used like i don't know it always turns out like that for example with um cigarettes i started with

marlboro skyline cigarettes which is very which is well they're very it's a it's a not mint what is it it's a menthol and so people a lot of the times will start on menthol – it's a – not mint. What is it? Menthol. Menthol. And so people a lot of the times will start on menthol because it's minty. It tastes not as – to someone who's getting into cigarettes, it reminds you of like a little mint. And I had weed before I had cigarettes. So for me, it was kind of like a little high as well. I was like, whoa. And the same way I got into alcohol was through like ciders.

With wine, it was through very sweet dessert wine. You remember the wine I used to get at my place? Oh, my God. That was good. But now it's like way too sweet where it's like I couldn't – it's so sweet that I couldn't even picture having it with dessert. It's like I really like a good just kind of classic – I think Chardonnay might be my favorite just basic wine to have in general. Yeah, I 180 on alcohol because when i first started drinking it was like i only wanted really sweet stuff and now it's like the the less sweet

the more i like it i think just because it's like i don't want that you know what i'm saying i don't want that flavored vodka i don't want any of that nasty stuff we are um though uh not celebrating anything so there's no reason there is really no reason at all for this wine to be here no i just cracked i saw in the fridge i was like oh some wine for the podcast might be nice yeah because we're two middle-aged uh moms two soccer moms i like to drink our boxed wine during the podcast but uh speaking of this podcast it might sound a little different and that's because this is the first podcast uh that we're in our official podcast room we did want a while back with justin yep uh in this room as like a test but now we have officially uh migrated to the podcast room i'm gonna change it up a bit so

i'm actually facing you hold on i'm gonna do that too actually because i don't like uh not i i don't want to crane my fucking head so let's oh yo this is pretty nice can i can i okay i don't think i can readjusting our chairs very nice oh i like this i'm gonna be honest wait he's adjusting he's adjusting the getting things figured out uh so the yeah the podcasting room we we just for ease we've been recording the podcast recently for the last couple months in the let's play room on the same couch then we were like you know what we have this whole room that we want to do for the podcast why don't we oh oh oh oh sorry the my the microphone is is is laying laying waste to Ryan right now.

It's trying to jump off the table. You got it, bro? Tighten that shit. Tighten that shit, boy. I'm tightening, I'm tightening. Yeah, it can only get so tight. Sure. Nope.

What? Why is it not? Hold on. Oh, I see why. All right. How does she feel? There we go. Okay, I'm facing you now buddy I know we're facing each other

this looks great this is very cozy I like this feels so much better doing the podcast where I can sit in a comfy chair and look at you comfy chairs we chose out

that don't even match at all no we chose them because we wanted comfy you have brown leather I have like a light blue fabric but they kind of do match in a weird way. You know, they look okay.

They don't look bad. We got our doctor's office plants. I got one behind me. You got one behind you. We got one in the center of us. Fake fig. Fig tree, fake plants all over here. We got a nice little lamp.

That's something, dude. I don't know what. That's just classic Ikea fake plant. But anyway, yeah. So we are using brand new microphones that we got specifically for Super MegaCast with the support from you guys.

And this microphone it's going to take a bit of time to tweak until we get that perfect sound. Because we've been using shotgun mics for the longest time and these are condenser mics? What are they called uh i think condenser microphones i think yeah this is i think we're using condenser mic we're using a different

type of microphone so the way that the microphone works in general is different so the way that we're probably going to have to fine-tune the voices in post is a bit different so just uh work with us for a bit because we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna hopefully figure all this out and get it to sound perfect who knows maybe the first time first time it'll be the charm yeah this mic is like it's it's called the for those wondering it's the shore sm7b which is like what most podcasters use i think it's like h3h3 uses it joe rogan uses it uh i Rogan. Joe Rogan uses it. I'm pretty sure.

Michael, didn't Michael Jackson record Thriller on this microphone? Yeah. Yeah. And that's like the most famous claim to fame for this microphone. So it's a very famous microphone. We're excited to be using them now instead of those little shotgun mics. So it might sound a bit different, but we're going to get some friends that know audio shit to help us out. But let me go back real quick to your poo-poo problems. I felt

horrible for you because we just came back from Thanksgiving week. Oh yeah, people, this isn't just like, oh, I'm just shitting myself. I can't, I can only, I've been on a bland diet for three weeks, essentially. That's horrible. On Thanksgiving, so Ryan was on a bland diet for three weeks, essentially. Sounds horrible.

On Thanksgiving, so Ryan was going to come over to my house for Thanksgiving. Oh, we haven't even talked about my Thanksgiving day. I know, we haven't. Dude, I felt so fucking bad for you. It was a shitty Thanksgiving. Dude, it sounds horrible. Oh, well. You want to tell the story? I mean, it's not really a whole story.

It's, well, this Thanksgiving, I was going to celebrate it with Matt and Jackson and Harrison and Matt's mom. And I think Christian was there, too. Buddy Carson, who's another one of the Tucker brothers. I'm going to celebrate. Harrison's a wonderful cook. He was going to cook some. That's kind of like his thing. He, you know, makes delicious food.

That's Harrison. That's his passion. Yeah,, makes delicious food. That's Harrison. He's a passion, yeah. He makes good food. And he worked like two or three days straight to make this Thanksgiving. So I was excited to enjoy this meal. That wine may not be sitting well. Ryan, don't test it, dude.

But so unfortunately, just because I was shitting like every half hour and it was not just shitting shitting blood yeah i mean yeah i've been shitting blood for every fecal matter i saw it in person it was gnarly it was not there's some mucus in there which is nice a lot of blood uh but so i i one couldn't partake. So I had to not go. And so I spent Thanksgiving alone. But not only that, I was having some more complications and I ended up going to the emergency room. So I spent four hours in the ER on Thanksgiving alone and not having not being able to eat any good food.

And pretty much like imagine me sitting in the er going through instagram it just seemed like delicious oh yeah everybody like on their stories and it's like no fault by them because they're having fun celebrating the way thanksgiving should but just because of the way uh my luck ran out this year uh i i was just uh miserable and i i've continued to be somewhat miserable. Today's a better day than other days because I haven't eaten anything. So I guess there's nothing really to poop out right yet. Sometimes, though, it's weird.

It's like I'll be shitting and I'll squeeze stuff out. But it feels like, picture your asshole. Picture my asshole puckered. And then I'm trying to push stuff out. It feels like sometimes sudsy. Like that noise. I think of blood bubbles when I'm doing that. Why are the views on our podcast dipping off? I'm telling people about my life.

No, it's very... And I still don't know what's wrong with me. In the comments, diagnose Ryan. I'm telling people about my life. No, it's very... And I still don't know what's wrong with me. So, okay, let's have... In the comments, diagnose Ryan. Okay, in the comments, okay, you all have to guess, and there's no winner. There's only a loser. That's me.

It's either going to be a bacterial infection, colitis, Crohn's disease, or colon cancer. Which one's it going to be, guys? Let's drum roll. Well, I'll find out next Friday because Matt's being a dear friend and he's going to take me to my colonoscopy. I am very excited. Because I can't drive there and drive back because they put –

I chose not to be completely sedated. Are you doing the full anesthesia thing? Anesthesia? How do you say that? There's two types that you can go – General? There's general and then there's like completely conked out. I am not going to be completely conked out.

You're not going to be completely conked out? It's fun. I want to be somewhat lucid because I think I've never had a colonoscopy. Why? When they stick a tube up your ass? I want to experience my first colonoscopy to some extent. Yeah. I want to know what it's like. You and I – there had a colonoscopy. Why? When they stick a tube up your ass? I want to experience my first colonoscopy to some extent. Yeah. I want to know what it's like.

You and I, there's a- You might be in the room. I will be in the room. If you can be in the room. You will be in the room as they stick a- Yes, if they let me. You'll see the, you'll see, dude, I have to, the two days leading up to the colonoscopy aren't going to be fun because I was reading the directions of what I have to do.

Ooh, yeah. I have to buy those two bottles of whatever, drink it, flood my system. I can only have, I think that morning, I can have two eggs and a piece of white toast and then it has to be before 1pm because you have to

stop eating four hours before. Then I can have broth and udon noodles. This sounds so miserable, dude dude i'm so sorry i'm just excited to be able to sit in the room with you during a colonoscopy i haven't this for let's just say let's be real for a month um i have not been able to eat delicious foods and foods that i normally like the last delicious meal i think i had was recorded on camera. The five guys at the Luigi's Mansion episode? Yeah, it was the five guys we ate,

which I could not eat right now. I've been craving Papa John's and Popeyes, pretty much almost just anything. A corn man I've been craving. Definitely can't have corn. That's like the last thing. I know. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Every time I was driving there, they had a Papa john's delivery truck like not delivery truck like one of the like 18 wheelers that delivers ingredients drove by me and i just thought about you and i felt bad i was like man i feel bad like ryan can't dude okay i was i was i don't know if it's just because people are just dunking on papa john because he's stupid but a lot of i've seen like people because I'm finally glad people are realizing Papa John's isn't

as good is like Papa John's has always been like the worst pizza brand like that's not true I'm like are these people like I just I notice I notice a lot of words I notice a lot of people on the internet just hop on a hate bandwagon to like seem like see I've always hated Papa John's it's like no

you haven't I love love Papa John's. You fucking asshole. Okay, I, I, I, uh. Papa John's just has been, I love how he says Papa John's is different without him. Without, without good old Jeff Baseball there to bake the pizzas himself. It's literally, it's just, Papa John, I don't think Papa John himself has really anything to do with the pizza. The pizza's really good.

And I'm guessing you saw the video. Of course. Everyone saw the day of reckoning. The day of reckoning is coming. What does that mean? Oh, you'll see. I also love he's clearly, like, hammered his hell during that interview.

You can tell he's just so fucked up. What's up with, what makes someone's face kind of bloated? It can either be, like, medication. Age does that a lot. Oh, but also also in the interview he says he's doing the 40 pizzas in the last 30 days that might have contributed to the 40 pizzas in the last 30 days and it's different it's a different pizza and he says like those people

should is he talking when he says those people should be in jail he's talking about the people running papa john's right now yes they should be in jail yeah the people that took away papa john's from him because he okay so he said the n-word in a conference call about diversity or about. I think it was I think it was they were trying to. OK, so you remember, God, the fuck the crazy shit moves so fast nowadays. He had his little controversy. And I think that they then had a big conference call with Papa John, like the corporation. And I think the goal was to talk about how Papa John's can move past that controversy

and get a better image. Always because I remember what the controversy was that started the whole thing. It was the Kaepernick stuff with the NFL because he said that Kaepernick kneeling was affecting his business. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember?

Because he's like, because if the NFL is getting bad business, then he's getting bad business because Papa John's was, not anymore, was the official pizza of the NFL or something. The official pizza of the NFL.

Yeah, which was great. Which, I guess, now they don't have that. God, imagine having that NFL funding cut. Dude, NFL fund, you know how much money football makes? It's actually like know how much money football makes?

It's actually stupid how much money football makes. It's up there with the NRA, right? In terms of organizations that are commercial that have a large impact in terms of society. Dude, I'm baffled at how much money. I'm not saying that Papa John's and a gun is related. I hope Papa John's becomes like a head executive of the NRA. The day of reckoning is coming.

He is Republican, isn't he? Oh, yeah. Papa John, he's a big Republican. Big Trump guy. But my favorite picture of Papa John ever is that picture of him where he's just so fucked. You know the picture where he's like so fucked up? Have you seen that one? And he's just like trying to smile. the picture where he's like so fucked up. Have you seen that one? And he's just like trying to smile.

And he's like. I love that interview. He just drenched in sweat. And he's slurring all his words. He's like. Dave reckoning is coming. I'm still not like. I don't know what it is.

I think Papa John's is still like. It's not the best pizza ever. But in terms of between Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's, and Little Caesars. I guess you can't put Little Caesars there. Because it's so cheap. It's like putting McDonald's against Five Guys. Exactly. I think I honestly can't make up my mind between Domino's

and Papa John's. I have to have Domino's again. Definitely not Pizza Hut. Unless they want to sponsor our podcast then maybe my opinion might change. The next episode is going to be like 30 minutes time about why Pizza Hut's the best pizza in the world. Pizza Hut really just like, you know, it really hits differently these days.

Oh, no. What? My phone. Oh, I thought you spilled the wine on the carpet for a second. I got real scared. Sorry, the reason I said, I recently got my phone. Oh, no, I got two notifications. Who called me?

Oh, maybe Jackson. We got that little sucker out running errands right now. What is it? Is it a voicemail? No, it's a fucking spam caller person. I've been getting so many of those. Every morning at 8 a.m., I get a call from Irvine, California, and it won't fucking stop. And I answer it, and they're asking for the person that used to own my phone number.

And I'm like, this is not that person anymore. And they won't. They're like, oh, okay, won't call me. And they keep calling. I'm like, stop. Wasn't anymore, and they won't they're like okay We'll call him when they keep calling like stop wasn't like an Arabic person okay? Yeah, so this this I think he's actually Armenian this this So my cell phone number. What's the damn no of course? There's a huge difference I like that you sounded like a Jerry Seinfeld What's the difference? Armenians the Middle East what I can't's the difference? They're both brown.

They both go, you know what I'm saying? Oh, Jerry. You can't say that, Jerry. Jerry. Huh? It's Richard Nixon watching Jerry sign. No, but anyway, my cell phone number used to belong to this Armenian dude. Your cell phone number was what? It used to belong.

It was what? It was 8-4-what? It used to belong to this Armenian guy. And he changed his number. I ended up acquiring his cell phone number. And now I see why he changed his number. Because on a fucking almost daily basis, I receive phone calls from different organizations, different debt collection agencies, like just like people, angry, angry people that are like, hey, and like yell at me

in Armenian. And I'm like, what's going on? And they're like, yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, this is not him anymore. I mean, though, I remember one time I got this call and this person was yelling in, I think it was Armenian. And they were like asking me if I know him and I was like I don't know they're like no you know him you know him I was like no I don't this is not his he changed his number he changed his number because he probably had so many people on his case like debt collectors come after him

I get calls from insane like insurance and like debt collection agencies all the time and it just doesn't stop I've had to tell at least like no exaggeration probably at this point, 30 different people like take me off this, whatever it is, because like this is not his number. He changed his number because he's trying to outrun whatever financial frauds and things he's indebted himself into.

So please stop calling me debt collection agencies unless you actually want to collect debt from me, which I had to deal with once. And that shit sucked. I had to. That shit will ruin your credit so fast i don't think it was debt collecting it was uh i got in trouble for identity theft because you stole someone's identity no they thought i did oh wasn't it because you messed they thought i stole my identity it's because it's because it's simply only because i moved to california from south carolina and i started having a life here and they're like huh ryan mcgee all of a sudden just moved from south carolina to california and now makes a lot of money so you're telling me this kid that worked

at food lion not but two months ago is now making a proper living in california so i i guess uh they they got onto that and they um they made uh for a bit they made my my life kind of just like confusing because i didn't know how to deal with it with i someone trying like to prove i am who i am i had to look up information i didn't know like there's like there's like certain numbers and codes like citizen codes and shit i don't know it was weird but uh i had to sit on i remember i i my mom was visiting i had to just go out and into like this mcdonald's food court area back in the galleria you know you know how the mcdonald's has that outside area yes um that is where uh i i i solved the problem oh and they stopped coming they stopped they were like okay you're you i'm

like yep thank you i remember that should have been easier i could have just could have just facetimed me actually i remember they kept they kept like calling you and like they kept uh fucking sending letters and stuff yeah it's so weird you owe money oh i owed nine dollars i one time i underpaid my taxes like two years ago i underpaid my taxes by nine dollars and they sent me the most threatening letters i was like uh i did not know i didn't i didn't mean to and also like don't y'all have bigger fish to fry than nine dollars no no they they they'll it doesn't matter. Well, the fish that they, the bigger fish to fry, pay them to not fry them. Yeah. IRS is, I get nervous every time we talk about the IRS.

I'm always like, they're going to listen. They're going to tune in and be like, all right, you guys are getting audited this year. Money is something, right? Especially, okay. The root of all evil. I'll bring it back around, too, to my intestinal bullshit. This pisses me off. I don't want to talk in specifics, I guess, but I spent a lot of money.

Like, I went in. You should honestly talk in specifics, so people, like, raise awareness for how fucked up our healthcare system is. Okay, so I have really good insurance, right? It's good. It's not like just run-of-the-mill insurance. We, luckily, through the business that we have, are able to afford us and our employees decent health insurance. Yeah.

So I was using that when I went to the, to the ER to see what's going on. Okay. One thing, the doctor's office, what is a doctor? A doctor is someone who helps your quality of life, helps you survive, helps you just live in general. How could most doctor's offices are closed on the weekends, even though it's like one of the most important fucking jobs in the world. But also because like, what's fucked up about that is because if you're if you're someone that works a nine to five job that you cannot miss

and you need to see a doctor the when you get off of work the doctors is closed yeah it's like what are you supposed to do because a lot of employers won't you know they'll dock your pay or whatever my mom for example uh she her flight when she came out to visit for thanksgiving her flight got canceled without notice. So she had to book a new one, which made her miss one day of work. And they docked her for an entire – from her paycheck an entire day's pay just for missing that day before Thanksgiving. And I'm like, it's fucked up. So not only – like that – at first I was – I forgot that that was a thing because I'm thinking banks are closed on the weekend.

All these important things. Like the most important things. Like the most important things like the banks. Banks, doctors. Like how – I think banks are open on Saturdays but not Sundays. Yeah, okay. So banks are a bit better. I wish banks – I don't know why banks –

I get the whole close on Sunday thing. The Lord, right? But like – Doctors. But I'm serious. Most doctors' offices were just closed Saturdays and Sundays. So I had to go to the ER because I – because if I were to make an appointment, it would take about another week for me to actually go into the doctor. You're actively shitting blood and being miserable.

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And the transverse colon is on the upper part. It's like the upper tube. I had no idea. Yeah. I didn't know. I know because the colon is like up here. Wait, where is your colon located? It goes around.

Oh, yeah, it's the one that's like whoop. Yeah. It's a big. Yeah, it's a thing of your intestinal tract. What does the colon do? Does that make poo-poo? Yeah, it mainly kind of makes the doo-doo makes the poo poo okay um so i know what everything else does i didn't know what i know the colon has to do with shit yes i don't

i don't know what else it does though but i'm not a doctor so i can't well i only know how i feel um so i i i get that and the the insurance covered a uh more than half of what I was going to pay, I believe. But I still had to walk out of the doctor's office and I had to pay $1,300. Just for a scan and blood samples. I guess and just my time there because it's like you go into the ER, there are people that need the ER for, I guess. And just my time there. Cause it's like, you go into the ER, there are people that need the ER more,

I guess. How much would you have had to pay if you didn't have insurance? I think it was like 3000 something. Jesus Christ. Which, which like, how can anybody afford that? Which like,

you know, I'm, I'm, we're lucky enough to have the jobs we do and, you know, we're able to afford the time and everything to put money into saving. So I, I'm we're lucky enough to have the jobs we do. And, you know, we're able to afford the time and everything to put money into saving. So I could afford that if I had to. But like I'm thinking back to like.

Like if I was if I didn't have the strike of luck that I did with YouTube, if I was working just kind of like a menial job right now, or even if I was just starting a career, that would that would set me back months. That would set me back just that one. Fuck up your entire years. if I was just starting a career. That would set me back. Months. That would set me back just that one trip. I can fuck up your entire year's plan. That would, like, not only that, but, like, that system inherently, inherently makes people not want to go to a doctor because you ultimately, when you walk into a doctor's office,

you have no idea how much you're going to pay. Exactly. You have no fucking clue how much you're going to pay. And this – I know like people deal with bigger shit. Like I could not imagine like having a legitimate illness. Think of leukemia, how much money people spend on something like that. When like if I'm spending money as something as small as just – One scan and some blood.

One scan and some blood and it's costing thousands of dollars potentially, that is, I just don't think that's okay. No, it's not okay. It's unacceptable and it's fucked up because it's like, it doesn't cost that much money to operate that machine to do that scan. It doesn't cost that much money to draw some blood from you. It doesn't cost $3, thousand fucking dollars to run some tests if these were the top doctors in the world i would understand because it's you're paying for quality i guess you're paying for i'm paying for an er doc los

angeles emergency room so you remember i had to go there the second time yeah uh they took my blood work and they took uh oh by the way the first time they took my blood uh they were like that's a strong vein i guess they didn't expect it. And blood squirted out and just spilled all over my hood. And so they're like, oh, whoops. And so they gave me – what's – it comes in the brown bottle. Hydro – hydrogen peroxide. Hydrogen peroxide to clean the blood out.

By the way, that's how I figured I was like, oh, that's how you get blood out of clothing, I guess. Not always. Hydrogen peroxide will almost like bleach clothes sometimes too. Okay. Well, good. It didn't. Yeah. If you have like dark clothes on, careful.

And then the second time when I took my urine test, they're like, yeah, just put the urine on that table and we'll collect it. I was there for four hours the second time as well. The whole time at the end of it, they're like, okay, you're discharged. At the end, I was just like, oh, by the way, a cup of my pee is still on the table. They're like, oh, we forgot about that. I think they just threw it away. There's just a cup of my piss just sitting there.

I was like, this is just an odd. Like, I guess I'm not dying. So they don't need to like, it doesn't matter. But at the same time, it's just, it just of shows of the a lot of things about the particular emergency room I went to just didn't kind of rub me the right way. I'm not expected. I'm not expecting to be pampered. I just expect that, you know, when they take a test like they don't leave. And they were saving it.

They're like, that's famous. I know he's urine. I save that there. We, they were saving it. They're like, that's famous Let's Play Ryan McGee's urine. Save that there. We were going to sell that. But in general, I don't know. You think of even having to call an ambulance.

What's that, like $4,000? It's a lot of money. It's like $6,000. Yeah, $4,000 to $5,000. It could be. It's money. You don't know. It's money. There's not a set.

You don't just call the ambulance company. Hello, would you like an ambulance to come right away? That would be $5,000. Or would you like the Super Express, which would be $10,000? There's no menu. Give that shit five years. That would be horrible if it was. I guess that's the road it would be leading down. But it's so easy to make money off of a business that profits off of people not knowing how much they're going to pay when they're walking

into the emergency room or walking into the doctor's office. And also, like, what can you, like, they know they can charge that much because it's a service like an ambulance. Like, if your grandpa falls down and he's having a stroke, you have no choice but to call an ambulance. So they're like, well, you have no choice but to pay this much money. It doesn't cost

$5,000 to drive an ambulance a couple miles pick someone up and drive them back you know well i think a lot of it deals uh is deal like ambulance companies are um some of them are i don't know if this is the correct word to describe it but freelance and yeah a lot of ambulances are um they're not like they're not directly from a hospital or directly from a place. Like for instance, they're in the parking lot of the old Grumps office. Yeah, there was that ambulance company.

And I asked them like, wait, so – they're like, no, no. Yeah, it's kind of like a – you just – you need to know what you're doing and you need to be certified and everything like that. But like you don't – it's not directly linked to the hospital or anything. So I feel like – Let's try VMS. Yeah. Let's try it for video but it's um look i'm i haven't been following her that much and i'm not saying i'm a big fan of uh what's aoc aoc but she did say something recently that put like not put it into

perspective but i'm like i agree with that i i can't see anybody disagreeing with this and seeing how this isn't a problem. It's the fact that she said that no matter what, you're not going to put a price on your ability to live. Like for your life, you'll go into debt for it. So if medical companies know this, they know that like, hey, you have cancer. You can try to get treatment to live a little longer, or you can just die now. Most people, that's not really the choices you're

given, I know that, but I'm just simplifying things to make it easier. By the way, that treatment's going to cost $600,000. You're going to go for that treatment because you're going to want as much time on this planet as you want. You want to experience things. You want to experience life. Why would you say no?

This is the one life you get. If you're religious, I know there's an afterlife, but in terms of being able to sin and get away with it, I guess, there's your other thing. If your chance of just experiencing things fresh and new able to sin and get away with it i guess if you want to there's there's your other thing if your chance of just experiencing things fresh and new in this one kind of existence that we have you're going to take that shot you're going to go into debt you're going to do everything you can it's worth it it's like yeah i'm going to i'm going to try to live you know i'm not gonna beat this thing

you're like you're like i i'm not going to go into debt if you know over a cough every day but i will go into debt if i know I'm going to die. Exactly. Because no one wants to fucking die. So it's like, especially when you have like a family and everything. And then I, it's just, it's a testament of how fucked up and like, but I hate that this is even a political issue because I think that this should not be a political issue. I think this should be more.

You want to be coddled your whole life? You want to be taken care of by your government or something? Well, I kind of think that maybe. Well, I think that like- Separation, come on. The government's evil. It's a testament to how fucked up the American healthcare system is.

And like I'm saying, I hate that this is a political issue because I don't even feel like it should be political. I feel like this should just be like a common sense issue. If you are a citizen in the United States. It's something to solve. I'm not saying that we should- Both sides should be on the same page with this.

Well, I'm not saying we should adopt exactly like a health care system that is, let's say, like Australia, Canada and any other Britain, Japan, Japan. Most most I'm not saying we should adopt exactly that, but we should at least try to figure out something. out something because this is a page from someone else's book but it's not going to because the reason is because in america the health care industry makes so much money that those people are the ones that help get laws passed to keep it that way and that's not a conspiracy theory that's fact that's like what lobbyists do that's what uh these health industries will give the biggest donations to politicians and stuff so they can be in favor of them. And it's just fucked up that let's say you are, you know, a lower income family. And let's say you have two kids. You may even even even middle.

Yeah, yeah. Middle middle class. Yeah. And you make let's say collectively as a household, you make $100,000 a year and $100,000 sounds like a lot of money. But for a whole household for one year, that's jack shit. And then tax taxes is going to take about a third of that. You got to pay for groceries.

Groceries. You got to pay for electricity. Are your kids still living with you? Or do you have kids, for example? Do you have pets? What other amenities do you have? Do you have Netflix? Do you have-

It's like, well, they shouldn't, you know, if they can't afford it, they shouldn't get it. It's like gas. Gas every year. Gas, car insurance, registration they can't afford it, they shouldn't get it. It's like gas. Gas every year. Gas. Car insurance. Registration. So that adds up. And then finding out that you have lymphoma.

And then not only is that going to be incredibly emotionally hard on the entire family, but knowing that you're going to have to go through the treatment, which is going to be horrible, but you're going to have to pay for potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars of treatment that might not even work. And there's no way out of it. It's just, even if you're better, they're like, well, you got to keep paying it off and you have to take out loans, get fucked over, or you end up dying. That sucks. The family still has to pay that off because it goes to the next of kin. Well, think about that. That's just fucked up. Let's think about the worst case scenario here, right? There could be a family where, like, let's say the dad gets a disease.

The dad dies of this disease, and the family is now in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt. They're trying their hardest to pay it off. Not only did this disease kill the father, but it's also a hereditary disease that could be passed on to the children. So now you're talking about just a cycle of debt that will never be fixed. And it's not going to get fixed because it makes so much money. And I know it's like that's one family's problem. That's – some of these are very – we're picking a needle out of a haystack with some of these situations, I understand. But the fact, I think, remains that you ask anyone if healthcare is expensive, they're going to say yes. Low class, middle class, upper middle class, they're going to say it's expensive.

Yeah, no, healthcare. They're going to say it's unreasonably expensive, I would say. For what you're paying for, it's not worth the amount that it covers too. If you're healthy, you're fine and you don't have to worry about it. Good for you. But like if one day you are slapped with something, like I don't know like if this is just a bacterial infection. But like I was just slapped with this randomly. Like it's interesting you can just be slapped with something and then

luckily it's it's not to a point where it is um where right now it's only paying for tests like i couldn't imagine being slapped with a legitimately serious disease and having just the ultimatum of, uh, you, there's some, sorry, I get in my head and I'm starting to think sometimes there is no ultimatum because sometimes, uh, people aren't going to be given the benefit of being able to go into debt because the, they won't be trusted to pay back the money. So they're not going to get the best treatment. They're going to get the minimal treatment, but still go into debt by getting the minimal treatment. Yeah. It's just fucked.

It's, it's, it's absolutely just like, it needs to change. Yeah. There's a lot. Because every other, there's of course a lot of stuff that I don't know and you don't know.

And maybe in some, sometimes we're talking about, but in, and I think in, in the general scheme of things, healthcare is a bit fucked where we are. Very fucked in America. And I think that it doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on, left or right.

I think most people can see that. And unfortunately, it's not going to change anytime soon because I think that the people who, you know, are in charge of that make so much money that that's not going to change. are in charge of that makes so much money that that's not going to change but i but i think that you know you look at every other almost every other like major world power um not everyone but like a lot of a lot of very well-established nations look at their health care system um and i just hate that a lot of people are convinced that like having uh health care provided by your government is like a radical idea or something when like most, most countries out there do that.

I think a lot of people find trouble with the healthcare system and in other countries that when they supply it in terms of you think of like the waiting period, some people have to go through in terms of getting help

because I guess in America, it's like you can go there and just pay it and get it over with. But that's a lot of money that you're spending, blah, blah, blah. But then in other countries, you're not spending as much, but you're also waiting a complete – you're waiting much longer to get the health services that you need. That's why I say like I don't think any system right now – you're never going to have a system that works 100 percent. But I feel like you at least still need to acknowledge the downfall of your own system and it can be better and you can change it to be to work a bit better with its people and on that note i would i would say uh if you're young and able to

vote and listen is this the super mega cast i don't know i would say i would say uh if you're american um it's it's also important to research all the people running for president and see what their stance is on stuff like this and try to get a better idea so when voting time comes you can make a decision that you feel is best um because it's important to know about this stuff because it does affect your future like uh because maybe one day you won't have to pay so much if you get cancer down the road who knows and that all is dependent on uh if you're voting and stuff like that it's very important so sorry i i didn't mean to make this one so political but uh i don't know it's just health insurance it's fucked yeah the whole health care

system it's stupid it's stupid doo-doo but in lighter news i I don't know. I haven't been – dude, I can't talk about much because I've just been in my house. I've just been – I've been quarantined for the past – Speaking of doctors, I had a doctor stick his finger up my ass yesterday. Cool. So – He found – I don't – We don't need to get into that.

Nothing life-threatening, but... Something uncomfortable. Well, yeah. Oh, and guess what? Insurance doesn't cover the medication, so thank you. Why would it? Exactly. Why should it, huh?

You think you deserve to be healthy or something? Come on. Stupid! Come on, we all know the moment you're born, life is a lottery. Yeah. Sorry. We got that lucky Let's Player ticket. You know what I'm saying?

Well, we got the... I don't know what our ticket is, dude. We're not like... We're not like YouTuber money people, though. Yeah. We're that lower a YouTuber money people though. Yeah. We're that lower echelon. Is that what you would – echelon of like YouTubers where it's like this is how we make a living.

Because all the money that the company earns doesn't go straight to us because we also have to pay other people and grow the company in general. Goddamn. California taxes. So like So I I wish all the money that SuperMega made Could just be 50-50 boom it's us Haha we're making so much

But even then it would be considerable In that amount but like Uh There is definitely There's definitely that That upper tier YouTuber There's definitely tiers of YouTubers. The ones that struck gold.

The 1% tier of YouTuber that's like, fuck. The ones that make millions a month. Well, it's not even 1%. Well, I guess it is 1%, less than 1% if you're talking about how many videos and channels are on YouTube. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you say there are more accounts on YouTube than people on Earth? No, I don't think so.

Maybe. Let me. Because some people have multiple accounts. Yeah, I'm scratching my gooch. Deal with it, Matt. I saw your eyes glance down. I was just looking to see what was going on, and there was no judgment in my eyes. How many YouTube accounts

are there I'm very curious about this now there are 1.8 billion users every month Facebook has over 2 billion users how many total? it says 1.8 billion every month does that mean created?

every month? no no no total in use I don't think they actually count how many i think it's more of like uh they count it more like using it in a time period so it's like per month you know 1.8 billion people use youtube well regardless people that's like a huge chunk of the earth's population look if you if you if you see super mega changing anytime soon we're we're striving for that dough brick money you know the type of here's the here's the difference you know you know you've made it and you've made a an unfathomable amount of money on youtube when your content strictly becomes i bought blank this i bought blank this. I bought blank this.

You know, like I bought my assistant a brand new car. I bought my parents a house. I bought my best friend a yacht and 3,000 dogs. They're all on the yacht. And they have to take care of them. Some of them are used as the anchor system. Put them in a big net drop them off the side

but you know what I mean like there comes a point I feel like in someone's YouTube career where they stop making it usually happens with the daily vloggers right where they'll have daily vlog content of like this is where we're eating this is how this is I'm driving my epic

Honda Civic and then it turns into This is how this is. I'm driving my epic Honda Civic. And then it turns into like just kind of like the home tour. My new car. My parents knew yacht dock. My parents knew yacht dock. Just a tiny little dock. Yeah, no, no.

I feel that. That's content that I'm like... I don't enjoy watching that because it makes me sad. It's like, I wish... I think a lot of people are like, damn, I wish I had that money. That's why they watch it. Do you think that's why a lot of people watch that kind of content? Of course. It's living vicariously through a YouTube personality.

It's like, oh, man, look at all the nice things they have. I wish I had that. God, man. If only... I'm sorry. Could you imagine? He's talking about shitting blood and shit. So what are you guys getting out of this?

I'm not trying to put us on a pedestal or anything. Put that pussy on a pedestal. But you know, I think poo-poo makes that money. I think poo-poo, yeah. I think talking about poo-poo makes that money. I think poo-poo, yeah. I think talking about poo-poo makes that money. I mean, hell, it's making the doctor's money on my behalf. Yeah, it is. Well, sorry, not on my behalf. On their behalf.

You know, we're making a living talking about poo-poo. So I'm happy with that. Yeah. Also, speaking of while we're on the topic of making a living. And killing off it ever since Bill Clinton was still in office. Monica Lewinsky sucking on his nutsack. Okay. That's not where I was going.

But you did it. As you guys have probably noticed. The last month has been dry. We're black. We're black? Blacked out of content. Yes. Blacked out of content with Patreon.

With YouTube. We have not been on our A game with all that. And we're fully aware. And we apologize for the lack of Patreon content. A lot of, I will take, like, we feel horrible. I will take a lot of the responsibility because I have been kind of not feeling up to work the past like three weeks.

So that's a lot of, that's a, I know, I know. It sucks. It sucks. And a I know I know it sucks it sucks and I hate I hate it but um sometimes I just can't

bring myself to work when I am shitting blood I feel that every hour on the hour it's okay but

um we're aware I don't want we don't want you guys to think that like oh they're putting less content on Patreon they're uploading less to YouTube.

They're just running with the money. Right now. We want you guys just to know that we are aware of how you guys feel about our content and what we are putting out. And we are actively working to make a difference, especially in 2020. We're trying to think of kind of like just more streamlined, easier content to put on Patreon. Because right now we've been focused on um mainly doing behind the scenes uh videos um which is great but we for instance for november we planned for there to be like two new live action videos those haven't been released because um someone it's no one's fault but um the person who we have editing it they're

going there there's a lot of life changes and so they're they haven't been able to um i guess send it off to us right now uh so we just don't have that behind the scenes content to release in november we could say it justin got the surgery. Yeah. It's not Justin. No. Another editor. But like yeah yeah because the thing is like only basing Patreon on exclusively behind the scenes stuff when we don't have a lot of content to release.

Yeah. When we don't have a lot of content to release it kind of makes Patreon sparse and then we feel bad so we're trying to think of better ways to try to accommodate Patreon and new types of things we can release. So we're trying to think of better ways to try to accommodate Patreon and new types of things we can release on the Patreon. Because at the end of the day, it comes down to,

we just want to make sure that we're putting good stuff on Patreon and we don't, we're stupid. We don't know what to put on Patreon sometimes. And we get flustered over it. And it's easy to get caught up in just so many things going on but we have put a I think what we're gonna start doing if if like let's plays we're

not proud of or sometimes if it's just a let's play we're just not really that into I don't know what there there is extra content that I feel like could that we've strayed away from like I know we said we're never gonna put let's plays behind a paywall um i still maintain the fact that with series and one-offs and with the main channel you're always going to get the content that you've always gotten but i feel like with the way our channel is like extra patreon i don't know what are some ideas what are some stuff that you guys think that you would like out of patreon would you just like kind of like for instance would

would dumb little videos sometimes around the office like a short little two minute office vlog of like what we did this week or what we did that day just that's not even strictly delegated to even what we did that week or day but just something random like is that something you would uh enjoy would you enjoy like the let's plays that we don't really like uploaded there since they're not going to be uploaded to the channel in general we might as well put them somewhere like what is stuff that you guys actually would legitimately like not mind us putting up because sometimes sometimes i get the feeling like i want to put stuff up on patreon there's times where i'm like oh people won't like

it or yeah or also like like i i just don't want to upset people because it's like oh like we could easily record like a little mini let's play series of a game we weren't even going to play on the channel anyway and put that on patreon just for patrons but then it been it been you know it's like oh people people will get upset that it's like you're taking content away i don't see this taking content away i see this is like if it's something we weren't going to do on the channel anyway yeah it's something extra for the people that are giving more to support us as like a thank you that's that but this is us trying to fix the problem but like we're trying to 100 let's matt you know you and i you you you and i talked about this let's be adults um with the lack of content with november that is ridiculous. That is completely our fault.

And you guys have been supporting us through Patreon, and I'm sorry to have it kind of just happen in the way where we have legitimately gone a month without posting on the Patreon. Yeah, that's not fair to anyone. The excuse, right, is, posting on the patreon yeah that's not fair to anyone the the excuse right is oh my health has been not as good lately and we don't know what to put on patreon but the reality is that there hasn't been any patreon content and uh we we apologize we won't we only put one thing out in november um but december we're hopefully gonna make that up i'm not saying we're hopefully going to make that up. I'm not saying we're going to make it up with hundreds of new videos, but we are going.

We have some solid ideas. I'm going to, hey, once this colonoscopy is out of the way, I know what's up, and hopefully I can get on some meds or something. I will be right as rain, and I can work. Yeah, and I think I can speak for both of us that recently, I think we've kind of hit like a dry patch for Super Mega, where I think recently both of us have felt a little burnt out and a little lacking creativity. Well, that's why you started doing like more personal things. Yeah, I've just been like – I don't know.

Super Mega, it felt a little dry lately, but I don't want that, and I'm feeling it's coming back around now. And I'm really excited to get things like fully in order. I'm feeling it's coming back around. I'm really excited to get things fully in order. It just kind of hit a point where it just got messy. And things just kind of got a little sloppy all over. And then when I thought about it, I get stressed out. Because I'm like, oh, there's so much to do.

And so many little things we haven't posted on Patreon. And now we're grabbing it by the balls. And wrestling it and getting it back in order. Because we're also having to plan Snowy Mega. Which is exciting. I'm very excited for Snowy Mega. A lot of stuff, good plan. Nathan's Christmas album volume two, maybe?

I mean, that's up to Nathan. I'm trying to convince him. You know, I will. He's been going through some shit, but. I will say it now and you can tell him. I was on a track last year. If he wants me back to be on a track I'd be happy to but

that's up to him he's been going through some shit I talked to him recently I asked him if he was going to do the volume 2 of the Christmas album it seemed like a solid maybe but I'm going to keep pushing him I'll mention that what you said though I forgot in the first one did he do It seemed like a solid maybe, but I'm going to keep pushing them.

I'll mention that, what you said, though. I forgot. In the first one, did he do – could you ask him if he can do one of the songs that I really want him to do? What song? Rocking around. Maybe you can do that one with him. I'll pitch that to him. Okay.

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on like a hit TV Jerry Springer also hasn't been in much I mean B-movie Jerry Springer wasn't in B-movie sorry

Jerry Seinfeld I keep fucking up but like Jerry Seinfeld hasn't been in much what movie has he been in that you remember

at all like name name three movies that Jerry Seinfeld hasn't been in much. What movie has he been in that you remember at all? That's true. Name three movies that Jerry Seinfeld has been in. Three. B movie? Yes. You know what? Has he even been in three movies?

I can actually name more movies that Julia Louis-Dreyfus has been in. She plays the wife of the dick neighbor in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. She's in Arrested Development. She's in Veep. She's in a lot of stuff, actually. Wait, that's her in Veep, right? Yes. Okay, yeah.

Yeah, she actually, I guess, kept acting. But actually, you know what? George Costanza, Jasonlexander he's in um he plays himself on curb your enthusiasm and his whole thing is that he can't get like more acting roles really yeah he always plays such a sad character like in malcolm the middle he plays like this guy trying to get a job that plays chess at the park it's like a low life yeah and and and and uh michael richards kind of sealed his own fate with acting but uh well i mean he is a comedian he's a comedian so he chose that life um you know i i was talking to like my grandmother about michael richards and she kept going he's a comedian

he's a comedian he's a comedian you saw i was like yeah he is he is good job good job grandma how's she doing man uh she has dementia nice uh and then the other one is just old i got i got one granny one granny i got two grannies and that's it. Then that's it for grandparents for me. I got one granny and one grandpa. Oh, so you still have a... I got a full set still. I have the whole set. You still have a patriarch in your family.

I do. I do. I don't have the complete collection because unfortunately two of them were lost. But on one side, I do have the complete set. I have the matching figures. Okay. Yeah. For now.

You know what I'm saying, dude? Old people die. Any day now. Anyway, guys. Death is inevitable. Everyone dies. Thank you for listening to this podcast. Hope you enjoyed it.

That's about all I got in my little tiny brain I like recording this room I can do it for a very long time yeah I would like to start having some legitimate wine when we record the podcast actually there's 19 crimes in the fridge I couldn't get it open

man I couldn't get it open what do you mean you couldn't get it open we don't have a wine opener do we not here of all places i couldn't find it and this shit was was was a this is we'll talk we'll talk we'll continue this conversation after we've ended the podcast are you mad at me no i'm not mad i'm just saying this is that shit sucked yeah i'm not mad. I'm just saying. That shit sucked. Yeah, I'm not drinking it. I had one sip and I'm done. It was nasty.

To end the podcast, let's each take one more sip just to. Oh, I finished mine. You can have a sip by yourself, though. You finished yours? Yeah, dude. Oh, you know what? There's a little bit off. All right, guys.

See you next week. Bye.