supermegashow - EP 173 - A Holiday Surprise (ft. Egoraptor & Brent)

Episode Date: December 20, 2019

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Stroke of my, lick of my sucker. Look at my cock. did you do nothing like some holiday music and a leaf blower for the holidays i don't even know if y'all can hear the leaf blower um i can hear the leaf oh we we definitely can hold on let's yeah we'll see. I don't know if the mics will pick it up, though. Someone someone outside the Super Megaplex has decided right now is the best time to use their leaf blower.

So, yeah. Welcome to the special holiday, special holiday edition. See Hanukkah, Kwanzaa episode of Super Megacast. I guess you can call it usually just means the thumbnail is pretty festive and the conversations remain just as degrading and and vile and yeah yeah disgusting there will be talk about ryan's poop there will be there will be lots of dick jokes um yeah so welcome guys i hope everyone's been having a delightful holiday season so far uh i believe only one more week until until the big old christmas comes. That's so exciting. It is.

I'm excited to just go home and visit friends and family. So, yeah. Have you started Christmas shopping yet? I need to, dude. I have not begun. I don't know how I'm going to, like, I got to do it, like, tonight if I'm going to get anything. Because I'm guessing I'm just going to have to get my check luggage, like, get a check bag and just check that in with all the gifts inside for people at home.

God shit. But I only have to focus on people at home. So that's, you know, dad, mom, step mom, step dad,

all my friends, step parents. No, I say all my friends, but it's really, I'm only visiting, I think gray and Hayden. So Ryan,

you know, let's get step parents gifts. I could, I could do disown you. True. What are they gonna do disown you true what are they gonna do but uh I've got no gifts

for nobody yet no gifts for nobody I think yeah I haven't bought any Christmas gifts for for any motherfucker out there

all we've been doing is working on Super Mega like 14 hours the other day well we still got more to do we got days of work we've been there's been a day where we were in the office

till 2am yesterday we were in the office till 2 a.m yesterday we were in the office till around eight or so yeah eight or so and we were out filming and shit so oh jeez oh jesus christ dude it's a lot of dust maybe i need to maybe i need to hold up drink some water a lot of dust coming out when you cough. Is that dust? It's just some kind of powdery substance. I know, but I don't know what it is. Did that just start?

Is that new? It could be a Christmas miracle. It could be some snow. Some snow in California. That is a Christmas miracle. I'll tell you what. But you know what I did before getting to work today? I went to Walgreens.

Walgreens? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right, because went to Walgreens. Walgreens? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right, because we have a little update, don't we? Yeah. A little update. Well, not today that you're listening to it, but today we're recording it is my big day of cleansing. Yes. So basically, if you guys have been following the saga of Ryan's colon up to this point, today is the day of cleansing.

Because as of recording this, tomorrow is the day of Ryan's big colonosc to this point. Today is the day of cleansing because as of recording this, tomorrow is the day of Ryan's big colonoscopy. Yep, which you're going to get me there on time, right? I am going to get you there on time. Okay. And I'm going to be there and I'm going to hold your hand when they put the tube in and everything. And I'm going to bring my own bag to take a little souvenir home.

But today I had to buy two 10 10 ounce bottles of uh what was it magnesium citrate or citrate citrate i guess citrate like that i don't know but magnesium citrate uh and uh today at six i have i'm gonna make myself a big like 24 to 36 ounce pitcher of uh ginger ale mixed with 10 ounces of magnesium citrate. And I got to drink that within like an hour, an hour and a half. Like all of it. I just have to down it. Just got to chug it.

And then guess what I get to do tomorrow? I get to wake up bright and early at 6 a.m. and do another 10 ounces. Really? Yep. Oh, wow. So it's really, it's really. I'm not going to be sleeping much. I'm going to be pretty miserable tomorrow.

Oh, you're probably not going to sleep much tonight because the reason they give you this stuff before colonoscopy for those who are unaware is it cleans you out. Yeah. It cleans you out to the point where you're shitting water. I just hope that I can stay awake because I'm really excited for uncut gems, and I really hope this just doesn't obliterate just my ability to stay awake or stay lucid. Oh, man. i really hope so the doctor called yesterday and was just like uh hey i'm just making sure that uh that uh we're still uh on i'm like uh wait yeah uh i mean is there any reason for us not to be on he's like well how are things going how are you feeling well i'm like well my stools are

still somewhat mucousy my my my my poop schedule is now returned to like a normal poop schedule which is like anywhere from two to four times a day okay i guess that's not too normal but still that's that's normal that's me i'd say around three to four actually some people like some people we know someone and and she told us that she would – sometimes she'll go like five, six days without shitting. And I was like that's not normal. It's not normal. It's not normal at all. How do you eat?

I guess you – It's got to – things go in. Things go out. It's a regulated system. The tides go in. The tides go out. I can't explain that. You can't explain that, can you?

Actually, we can it's it's it's god and i'm very excited to take you to your colonoscopy but basically that's the update for this week's podcast is that and next week's podcast we'll have an update on my health that will be the post colonoscopy updates i love how it's like if it's really it's not gonna be awful news because it's it going to – One knock on wood? Well, I guess either way it could be bad news because if I had Crohn's disease or colitis, hopefully it would just be acute colitis because if I have any other form of colitis, it is a chronic illness. You know the only way to get rid of chronic illnesses? Smoke weed. Smoke and chronic. Yeah, dude.

Smoke a little chronic. I think it'd be, it's definitely going to be very, the end of year, kind of a year in review podcast, you will get the official news on what's up with Ryan's colon. I know, and that might be the end of the saga. That might be

the thrilling final part in the saga of Ryan's colon, or maybe, and that might be the end of the saga. That might be the thrilling final part in the saga of Ryan's colon, or maybe just the beginning. Who knows? Hopefully, hopefully it's the end, though. Yeah, but I know that that conversation is not too festive for all y'all super Meg heads out there.

But, uh, I don't know. I mean, okay, the Tucker brothers aren't going home for Christmas. They're not going to see family and shit, right? No, their family's coming out here. Oh, they are? Yeah. Oh. Well, I can't ask all of my parents to do that.

Are you going to South Carolina? I am not. I'm going to, you know, you know where I'm going. I'm going with, you know, you know where I'm going. I'm going, I'm going with a, with a palm tree sway. I think it's very brave of you to go to basic training right before the holidays. Yeah. You know, I'm, I'm nervous, but I, I have to serve my country, but like the, well, the good news is there's good and bad news. Bad news is that you may be sent off to a distant country for recruiting and stuff like that. The good news is if you don't make it through basic, then you just are stuck with Super Mega some more,

which, I mean, recording Let's Plays seems like the way to go in terms of keeping your mental health just bright as rain. No, I... Yes. Are you saying if you failed basic training, like, if you just didn't go through with it,

you'd still sneak to another country to fight our wars? Of course I would. Imagine, like, you and I go to basic training and we flunk. These guys suck. We could not cut out for this. We want to fight. So you and I take like take a trip to Afghanistan and we just like try to buy guns on the black

market. I feel like in Afghanistan, you don't need to buy a gun on the black. I feel like you can just buy a gun. Okay, let's let's see. That should be a new like a BuzzFeed video. Just how easy is it to buy a gun on the black i feel like you can just buy a gun okay let's let's see that should be a new like a buzzfeed video just how easy is it to buy a gun in afghanistan gun control in afghanistan afghanistan needs gun control it's a cool country name afghanistan i wish i'm off the tongue yeah same with uh uzbekistan uzbekistan turkmenistan there's so many stands dude kazakhstan kazakhstan uh turk there's one that's like no one knows but it's like some ridiculously weird Turkmenistan. There's so many stans, dude. Kazakhstan.

There's one that's like, no one knows, but it's like some ridiculously weird. Pakistan. All the stans are good. I stan stans. I stan all the stan countries. I'll tell you that right now. But no, I'm going to... It's been a year in planning ever since last Christmas.

You know, my mom and my sister, I want to do something nice with them because we don't get to see each other that often. So me and my mom, my sister, and my brother-in-law are going to be spending the holidays in the great state of Hawaii. I've never been to Hawaii. It's my first time. My mom's never been. My sister's never been. Very, very excited to go. I've never been. I know. I can't wait. I've always been to Hawaii. It's my first time. My mom's never been. My sister's never been. Very, very excited to go. I've never been.

I know. I can't wait. I've always wanted to go. So last year we found some very cheap flight deals and booked it up. And we were like, next Christmas, let's spend it on the island. So we're going to Hawaii. I'm very, very excited for that. Please, I'm going to Maui.

So if you guys have any recommendations to wow me in Maui so I can go wowee. Oh, wowee in Maui. But the first few days I'm going, I'm just going by myself before my family gets there just to kind of decompress from the year. And, you know, I have a little alone time, but I haven't booked a hotel or anything yet, which is, I thought I was like, oh, I'll just get a- Well, people in Hawaii apparently are super nice, like the locals locals so you can probably just stay at one of their little places any uh any listeners in maui want to want to give me somewhere to stay the answer is yes but the but the truth is there's no way you are staying with a fan uh in hawaii uh how do you know ryan i'm gonna no i'm making that a rule i'm gonna go stay with as many fans as I can in Hawaii. I'm going to go house jumping.

You know what? Sometimes I'm bored of sleeping in my own bed, in my own house. Are there any fans out there where I can just bring my sleeping bag over and I can just roll up right in the living room next to a fireplace? Or, you know, it doesn't have to be a fireplace. If you live in an apartment complex, I'd love to just sleep in the tub like kyle xy oh okay that's a really old show reference he didn't have a belly button that's what i remember from that show yeah how many how many i wonder how long you could get away with being homeless but just stay with fans in the comments but i'm kidding yeah put your address in the comments we might drop by this christmas season uh spend a couple nights hang

out how come you and i never do like a meet and greet at the Santa Monica Bubba Gumps? Because the thought has never once crossed my mind. Like, you know how YouTubers do all those, like, meet and greets and shit with fans? Yeah, meet me at this park. Meet me at this park so I can see how many people love me. You know, that type of shit? Yeah, we should do, like, a 10-minute meet and greet at, like, Bubba Gumps. Meet and greets are just little confidence boosters for YouTubers, right?

It's a little ego boost, I think. Because like, I mean the last minute ones, right? It's like, oh, yeah. Like, oh, I have a friend in town. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Watch this. Watch this. Watch how many people are going to show up for me.

Pizza party. Woo! We should do that. We should. I have an idea. Can we do a meet and greet where we tweet like our location, but we just get two guys who look similar to us. Just to be there.

It's like, hey, it's we're Matt and Ryan from Super Mega. And just see how many people show up and meet with the imposters. Yeah. I like that idea. Okay. We should start tweeting out like Jackson's location from the account and be like, hey, guys, Jackson meet and greet. And he has no idea. No, it should be like we should make jackson

a little snapchat and you know how they have that feature where you can like show your location like where you are like the geotag shit not just the geotags but there's an actual like show my location like where i am we should just send him around los angeles like first person to find jackson gets gets a free subscription the youtube red i'm gonna do i'm gonna go on like everyone i know that that has a following that also has snapchat i'm gonna go and like hey can i hold your phone real quick to get someone's number and then go and turn their location to public without telling them so everyone will just start seeing where like like aaron will be like oh okay there's aaron's exact location oh there's ryan's exact location dude when that feature came

out i was quick to check and make sure. Oh, I didn't know it was a – mine was on for quite some time. Well, I think it's off by default, isn't it? Yeah. Well, it's on for friends or mine was at least. Maybe I turned it on without thinking about it. But then I realized I was like, okay, people – my friends on Snapchat can literally see exactly where I am like at any given moment. Like to a very – like to the specific block.

Well, Google's also had that for the longest time. Yeah. Um, our locations are always being tracked. Isn't there a thing like where it's like a Santa tracker? Like it's, it's, it's made for, for parents to like pull up and show their kids where it's like, see, it's a NORAD. NORAD. It's the, uh, it's the, uh, it's like an official government satellite program that's used for like tracking airspace shit and like defense and everything.

But they decided to set up a Santa tracker. So every year when I was younger, I would track Santa. I remember every single year – I get so excited on Christmas Eve. I wake up. I put it on. I'd be like, oh, he's in Pakistan. Wait. Does Santa go to Pakistan?

Santa goes to every child in the world. No, he doesn't go to every child in the world. He goes to the children that celebrate Christmas. He goes to Pakistan. Who's celebrating Christmas in Pakistan? I guarantee there are at least over 1 million people in Pakistan celebrating Christmas. Not over 1 million people celebrating Christmas in Pakistan. What is the population of Pakistan?

Let's see 212 million i still don't think even a million how many christians are in pakistan let's see what the christianity in pakistan okay okay let's see well it's a 96 percent muslim country uh okay 3.9 million uh christians as of 2018 which means how many of those christians celebrate christmas how many christians don't celebrate christmas if you're a christian you celebrate christmas you know that's like a given even if you're atheist you celebrate christmas i know they stole it from us i mean you and i still celebrate christmas and you and i aren't christians it's not yes at the of it, I guess the holiday is about the birth of Christ.

But it became such a commercialized thing that it's like everyone can take part. Well, even more than just the commercialized thing. I think it's just a nice holiday where it's just – hey, it's just nice to – sorry, I heard the phone ring, and it distracted me. Get it, Jackson! Sorry, I heard the phone ring and it distracted me. Get it, Jackson! Regardless, I think it's a nice time for like it kind of forces you to kind of come together and say, oh, I got to go visit my family for the holidays. If you didn't have for the holidays in that period, then it'd just be like another time where you just don't give yourself the excuse to see family and friends that you normally wouldn't. Are all these holidays on like the same time of the month, same time of the year, just because it's like,

you know, they're doing it. Let's have our holiday then too. So, you know, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, it's all around the same time. I don't know why. Was Kwanzaa just like, how come we don't have our own little Christmas holiday? Kwanzaa goes back ages, I think. Not before, does it go before Judaism and Christianity, though?

When did Kwanzaa start? I'm just asking. Kwanzaa started on Wednesday, December 26, 2018. Okay, so it just started last year. Kwanzaa started last year. When was – I want to know the origins of Kwanzaa. I don't know much about Kwanzaa.

Origins. The origins of Kwanzaa. Oh, it's a week? I didn't know Kwanzaa was a week long. Kwanzaa is a week-long annual celebration held in the United States and other nations of the African diaspora in the Americas to honor African heritage and African-American culture. See, it's Americas. It wasn't like an African thing. Like, I don't think it's like an African holiday.

It's celebrated in Americas so they can link to their culture more. I did not. When did it start? Okay. American black power activist and secular humanist Maulana Karenga created Kwanzaa in 1966 as a specifically African-American holiday. Oh, okay. So it's literally from the 60s. Well, you and I should start a whites-only holiday. Yeah.

How about that? If they can have one so quick. What about Whitesa? Come on. Whitesa? Come on. Whitesa? Why no White Kwanzaa? There's people out there that are genuinely like, why don't we have our own Kwanzaa? Even though they don't care, it's simply the fact that they aren't able to celebrate it.

That's the only reason they want to celebrate it. And the reason Kwanzaa was started was so, you know, this group of people could have their own holiday. It's honestly probably because, like, a lot of, like, black people at the time weren't invited to Christmas parties, you know? So it's like, if we're not going to have a celebration, we'll fucking make our own. We won't invite you. How about that, Whitey? Yeah, I've never been invited to a Kwanzaa party. We actually watched a video yesterday on, like, a Kwanzaa celebration thing We actually watched a video yesterday on like a Kwanzaa celebration.

We did. Where basically – you want to do it real quick? Well, you got to reach up. You reach up and you have to say Harambe. Ready? I'm not kidding. You have to say Harambe. You got to bring it to your chest.

Seven times. Yep. And then on the seventh time, you go Harambe. And you start clapping. Yeah. And the last person to continue saying it wins. Yeah. It's like good luck or something.

You want to do it real quick? Are we allowed to? I don't see why. Okay. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. Ready?

Okay. So ready? Harambe. Harambe. Harambe. Harambe. Harambe. Harambe.

Harambe. Matt wins Kwanzaa. Congratulations, Matt. Thank you. I just won. I won all of Kwanzaa. We actually just did a legitimate Kwanzaa. Congratulations, Matt. Thank you. I just won. I won all of Kwanzaa. We actually just did a legitimate Kwanzaa tradition. We did. We learned it from a YouTube video. And the reason I think that we were trying to was the Harambe aspect

because, you know, top meme of the decade. Yes. Harambe. I think that was actually a turning point in internet memes was Harambe because I think that was the first event that people watched in real time on the internet happened that was tragic. You know, an animal was shot and killed like a peaceful gorilla that was simply acting on its instinct was shot and killed and it became a joke to the entire internet. Well, you remember there was the big debate like is it the gorilla's fault or is it the mommy's fault or is it the zoo's fault? Who's at fault with Harambe's untimely demise?

How did the kid get into the – I'm not calling the mom a bad mom because I don't know the exact circumstances. The mom wasn't looking and then the kid fell in. If I was at the zoo with my kid, I don't know how it would go from me having my kid with me to the kid ending up in the gorilla enclosure. It's like one of those moments like in a movie or something where like a car is parked on a hill. They get out and all of a sudden they're talking to their friend. Then all of a sudden their friend's eyes go wide. They turn around and their car is halfway down the hill rolling. They're like, oh, no.

That's the moment she had except it was her kid who fell into a gorilla exhibit. Yeah, well, because the thing is, you know, usually I imagine I probably pay a little more attention to my kid than my car after I park it. Oh, if it's a nice car, though. If it's a nice car, yeah, yeah, that's true. Some cars look better than some of y'all's kids out there. That's all I'm saying. That's absolutely true. You know, a lot of my friends from high school have started having kids.

We're getting to that age now. I'm seeing several of my friends because they, you know, South Carolina, the Christians, they marry young. They pop them out pretty young. There's like some of them have some ugly kids. I will say that there's like I know several people who have a kid. One, I'm actually the one couple I'm still actually in contact with. But I like I met them out here, but I knew them before they had the kids. And before they got married. I completely forgot they had a kid. Taylor and

Vinny? Yeah. Yeah. Shout out Taylor and Vinny. Well, I haven't seen them in ages. I know. Long time friends of ours. Well, ever since they got a kid, like, we barely saw each other to begin with because they live kind of, they live a bit away. But ever since that little rascal came into the world, it's been a little. Oh, yeah. Everyone

I know that's had a kid, they have a kid, they drop off the face of the earth because it becomes the biggest responsibility ever. But I like visiting them every now and then. It's nice because I get to see their little bundle of joy grow. And it scares me because whenever I see her, she's like getting bigger and bigger each time because they keep feeding her too much. I'm kidding.

But just in terms of maturity. So it scares me where it's like one day I'm going to be conscious i'm gonna be looking at like uh like a 26 year old person and i'm gonna be like 50 or 60 something yeah that's weird or i'm gonna be like 40 50 something danny and brank would have said the same thing about us well danny's old as fuck danny is is an elderly man i'm kidding, Danny. 40 is the new 20. It is. 40 is the new 10, Danny. But basically, I've seen more people having kids. And that's weird. Like, it's not – well, it's normal. It's not weird. I can't picture myself being a father.

I think you and I are – because of the paths we chose and ended up as Let's Players, I think it's very – Our maturity is stunted. Yeah, we feel a lot younger than we really are because think about this. Which makes us more obnoxious in group settings with mature people who have jobs, right? Absolutely, because the thing is people our age right now, they're out of college for more than a year at this point. Yeah. Multiple years.

They're out. They've graduated college. I would have – I would already be – You usually graduate at 21. I would actually be coming up on two years out of college. I'm four years out of college essentially. Yeah, so that's – Although technically I'm – I think I dropped out when I was 19.

That's when I dropped out. So I've been out of college for six years essentially. I've been out for five, four, five, five years. Yeah. Yeah, wow, shit. Because you dropped out just a year after I did. Yeah, I dropped out right after. Because I dropped out in 2015, you dropped out in 2016.

No, I dropped out in 2015. When in 2015? Wait, wait, wait, let me think about this. No, no, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. I dropped out in 2014. I dropped out in 2015. Because then I moved to LA February of 2015. Yeah, and you actually moved on my birthday.

February 5th. Yeah, and you actually moved on my birthday. February 5th. See? I tried to say it first because I did forget your birthday day. I remember the month, just not the day sometimes. What's my star sign? Cancer. The crab.

Really? Cancer? Ryan, you live in LA and you don't know jack shit about astrology. Fuck that shit, dude. I don't... Astrology was always that thing of just like i had i always looked at it as like what what is this this i think we should do it this makes no sense i don't get it we should do our birth charts in astrology like compare them because there's that website uh i think it's called costar where you just put your info in like the date you were born the time and like the location um and it will just give you your entire. I was almost born June 13th.

I was born at like two something a.m. in the morning, I think. Or hold on. Let me call my mom and get that exact. I don't want to get it wrong. I was seven something at night, I think. My mom was in labor for like 12 hours with me. So wait, depending on like if my mom was in L.A., I would have been born June 13th, technically because you go by the time zone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in part of the country, it was June 13th. Well, in L.A., I'm – oh. Hey. Hey, mom. How are you? We're recording a podcast and I had a quick question for you. Okay.

What's up? So what was the exact time I was born, June 14th, the morning of? 139 a.m. So was born, June 14th, the morning of? 1.39 a.m. So I just made June 14th. I was almost a June 13th baby. Correct. Okay. But you weren't born on a Friday.

You were born on a Tuesday, I believe. Born on a Tuesday? I believe it was a Tuesday. Well, Friday and Tuesday aren't close. How would that be mixed up? Well, I'm just saying, you know, usually when people say the 13th, they always think of Friday the 13th. Yeah, but that doesn't happen. Which is tomorrow, actually.

Yeah, I'm having my colonoscopy on Friday the 13th. Isn't that exciting? I know, but that may be a good sign. I don't see how, but yeah, I'll take your word for it. Yeah, normally Friday the 13th is a very lucky day. Well, I don't start the prep until 6 p.m. Are you excited for anesthesia on Friday the 13th? I am.

Nothing could go wrong there. And then, Mom, get this. I have to wake up at 6 a.m. and do another dosing of it. So that's going to be fun. Make sure you follow all the instructions. So what was the time again? Because my mom knows it. 1.39 a knows it. 1.

Exactly. 1.39 a.m. 1.39 a.m. I can't see. My mom doesn't know mine. Correct. Oh, wait. So you were born 1.39 a.m., June 14, 1994.

The OJ car chase was June 17, 1994. That's exactly right. Because you were still in the – were you still recovering in the hospital? Yes. We were there for a while because you had jaundice. So, Chad and I were watching the OJ Chase on TV. What did I have when I had to be hooked up to that machine when I was like a little toddler, I guess? Oh, you had croup.

Croup. What are these? I've never heard jaundice, croup. Couldn't I have died from croup? No, no. You had jaundice when you were born. What's jaundice? never heard jaundice, croup. Couldn't I have died from croup? No, no. You had jaundice when you were born. What's jaundice? What is jaundice? Jaundice, yeah. Gangrene.

It's like when your skin is yellow. Okay. Oh, that's right. They had to put you under the Billy Rubin light. What's the Billy Rubin light? Under the Billy Diamond light. No, you could not have died. What is Kroop?

So what is Kroop? Wait, you were born as a Simpsons character. Kroop is a cop. It's this really – So why was I hooked up to a giant machine in the hospital? Was it like an iron lung? Oh, you're talking about when you were sick and you ran away from the nurse. Yeah, and I hid in the arcade, but the machine was attached to me, so I couldn't really hide.

That was when you were sick. That's when you had a really serious infection, a sinus infection that turned into – I think it's called cellulitis. Oh, okay. You've had a medical history. I do. I have. It was going up into your brain. Yep.

What? Yeah, if you didn't catch it, I would have been a bye-bye. Right. It's very serious stuff. Wow. Yeah, if you didn't catch it, I would have been a bye-bye. Right. It's very serious stuff. Wow. Well, I'm old now, and the worst thing that could possibly happen is death, and I don't plan on dying anytime soon, Mother. Well, I hope not.

I'll wait about, hopefully, like 70, 60 more years. Do I get the Patreon money if you pass? Do I get the full? I won't last that long, but I'm sure I'll last at least 30 or 40. Mom, you got a lot of years left in you. In fact, I have a feeling we'll both be elderly in the same home swapping stories of the good old days. Well, that would be kind of fun actually. Yeah.

Well, we'll both be just out of our minds and won't be able to understand really what's going on. But yeah. But anyways, I just wanted to get the exact time that I was born because because you're such a loving mother and you memorize. I am. I get I'm going to call my mom in a second. And I bet she actually met.

We're going to hang up. I'm going to say goodbye now, mom. I love you. And we're going to see if Matt's mom knows the exact time he was born. Okay, baby. Love you. Love you, Mom. Bye.

Bye. My dad sent me this journal entry that was like, Matthew Watson was born February 6th. Blah, blah. And he's like, look at this. Isn't this sweet? And I'm looking back. I was like, February 6th? February 6th.

That's not my birthday birthday do you think he just randomly wrote a journal entry to be like see i was always a part of your life and he just forgot your birthday at the time my dad if my dad actually did write this like when i was born then i'm like why like did you forget the date like that soon after i was born or are you not why were you not born february february 6 February 6th and then my dad also it would be on your birth certificate my dad also sent me another I don't think I've ever seen my birth certificate but my dad also sent me

another journal entry and he's like oh what was it it was so funny look up real quick before I call my mom my dad sent me and my sister this journal entry and he's like look at this isn't this sweet uh okay okay yeah yeah uh and he's and he sent this uh september 24th

tuesday um my children are beautiful matthew is as happy bright-eyed joyous and healthy as one could imagine a bouncing baby boy to be uh and he says that goes 24 years ago and i said oh i just said dad i'm 23 and he said haha smarty math pants and then he sent me this picture smarty math it's not about math it's about knowing how old your son is i like how your dad's excuse is that haha you smarty pants you know math oh Oh wow someone so good at math 23 years old let me call my mom real quick and say okay. Yeah. Yeah, by the way. Do you have a Come on mom What is she doing what could she possibly be doing I don't know it's 3 30 she's probably getting off work right now.

Hi. Mom. Let me see if my dad knows. Oh, your dad definitely. My dad doesn't know the exact time I was born. Well, my dad also doesn't know how old I am or my birthday. I think my dad's a bit jealous of my mom's knowledge of the time I was born. Hey, my boy. Hey, dad.

What's up? How's it hanging? Hey, I just want you to know when the call at one thirty in the morning, I knew who that was. Oh, I'm sorry, dad. I forgot about that. The Bernie Sanders. That was the that was the the Bernie Sanders call I did to my father. I'll go into that in a minute. But I'm actually I'm recording a podcast. Jackson's phone. phone, but it's, you know. Yeah. Well, I thought my Bernie Sanders impression

was pretty spot on, but I'm actually recording a podcast right now, so you're on the mic. I just wanted to know, did you hear that exactly? He's like, God damn it, I thought I was gonna,

I thought I was gonna actually talk with my son. Now I have to talk to this creation that the internet made of him. Dad, do you know what time I was born? You want royalties? I'll send you a check. I haven't signed a disclosure

yet. That is true. In California, you can't record someone without their permission. Well, he's in South Carolina. It doesn't matter. I think there's some loopholes there. How do you know I am? Are you about to walk in the room?

Surprise! Dad, what time was I... I know you are, but what am I? Oh, okay. What time was I born? Early in the morning. And the car locks froze on the car. No, I mean, what time was my birth time?

You know, because when they're like, oh, he was born at, like, 7-something p.m. or... We just called Ryan's mom, and she knew it down to the exact minute. She didn't have to look it up or nothing. No, which would mean it would probably be easier for you to remember, because you weren't in drastic pain. But I have to give you props for answering the phone. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

So thank you so much. Is this your first time on the podcast, Dad? Yes, it is, man. Wow. It only took 173 episodes. I know. I'm surprised. I thought, I think we've tried in the past, but you didn't answer.

But yeah, Dad, thank you so much. You know, I was there when Ryan was born, too. Do I need to talk to my dad? Maybe I am your dad, Ryan. What if we found out we were brothers? That'd be kind of cool. That would be only half brothers. Yeah.

Anyway, thanks, Dad. I'll call you later and have a real conversation and update you on how life's been. Okay, okay. And the license was weird. Yeah, yeah. I know. Well, the funny thing is, to fill in the listeners real quick,

Carson Tucker, the youngest Tucker brother, he's not 21 yet, but we look pretty similar. So I gave him my old driver's license so he could get into bars and stuff, which, yes, I'm aware is illegal but I was like oh you can use that as as you know you and it worked but then he lost his wallet and as soon as he lost it someone spent all the money in his

account and everything but they still mailed my license back to my dad so they they spent all of his money but they were still courteous enough to mail the driver's license back. They probably threw the license away. And then a real good Samaritan picked it up and mailed it back. Oh, yeah, that's true, actually. That's probably true. All right, well, thanks, Dad. I'll talk to you soon.

I'm going to sell that to somebody now myself. Please don't. Well, it's got your address on it, so go for it. Okay. Cool. If you want to sell it, go ahead. Yeah. Put it on eBay. All right. I love you, it, go ahead. Yeah. Put it on eBay.

All right. I love you, Dad. Talk to you soon. Love you, too. Love you, too, Ryan, my son. I love you, too, Dad. Maybe. Well, I can't call you Dad yet.

I don't know the facts. We're going to have to get a blood test. Yeah. Yeah. You sound very confident of the fact that you're my dad, but you know this is news that would just crush me. Not because of the fact that you'd be my dad, but the fact that the man who I thought was my dad... Well, you would still have that bond with him. That's not going anywhere. No, I'd throw him to the side like he was garbage.

That's true. If he's not my dad, he's not going to be. He'd have to start a new relationship with my dad. Yeah. Cool. Alright, well, I'll talk to you later. Get that 23 and me, Ryan. Yeah, get that 23 and me. It'll just say Dale. Like, Father Dale. Cool. All right. Well, I'll talk to you later. Get that 23 and me, Ryan. Yeah, get that 23 and me.

It'll just say Dale. Like, Father Dale. Yep. The end of the world. All right. Love you, Dad. Bye, guys. See you.

I can't believe that's the first time I got my dad on the podcast. I know. Is that the first time anyone's ever heard his voice on Super Mega? Yeah. Damn. Well, no one's heard my dad's voice. Yeah. Well, that was Dale, everybody.

I gotta take a shit. That was Dale's first dale's first oh shit there goes the microphone off the table this table real quick while you i'm gonna tell the story of what my dad was on the bernie sanders call i was uh drunk uh at like 3 a.m and i used jackson's phone and i called my dad and i was like dale this is bernie sanders I want you to be my running mate. And he goes, Matt, and hung up. He knew it. He knew it was me. Which I mean, like, I guess, of course, who else would it be?

We're going to break these mics by just having them fall. We're going to have to buy expensive mics again. Okay, I'm actually going to go take a shit. You're going to take a shit? Yeah. I will be waiting with bated breath. I just know that I have pressure in my... Blow it out. I'll be waiting. bated breath. I don't know if it's going to be a shit. I just know that I have pressure in my... Blow it out.

I'll be waiting. Hey, we're back. How was it, Ryan? It was good. Still blood. Still blood in my shit. Still kind of mucusy. But it's not...

Yeah. I mean, that's about it. Mucusy is a horrible way to... It's like one of the grossest ways... Mucus just essentially means like there is an outer... It seems like there's like an outer coating of slime. Ectoplasm. Of like clear slime.

Is mucus just your body's way of lubricating? Is it just natural lube? Yeah. Because isn't that what – Well, it's producing more mucus because of the infection I think. Oh, to keep it from being – Because you know like when you get sick – That's cool.

Your body has those like responses. It's like, uh-oh. Well, the problem with – that they're saying is like when it comes to to like a bacterial infection when it comes to colitis or crones or anything like that it's uh essentially it's the body um thinking there is some sort of bacteria in there that it has to fight off and then it doesn't know to turn off and so it just stays in that fight mode so i'm constantly shitting the scariest because it's literally your body attacking itself. Yeah. It's like AIDS, for example.

It's your immune system's like, I'm going to kill myself. Cancer. Cancer, yeah. It's literally just your body killing itself. It's just growing. It's just like your cells don't know when to stop growing and it just goes crazy.

Cancer is horrifying and I hope we find a cure in our lifetime. Or the cure is already out there, but the medical industry is like, who knows that would be horrible I think the true test of it would be like someone like

Jeff Bezos gets like really bad lung cancer Steve Jobs died of cancer yeah so but he also chose to go the holistic route of natural medicines remember yeah cause pancreatic cancer is a bad one. But I think –

What does that say though? Like either he's just – I don't know. Does that say something about society at all or does that just say something about him? Because either he didn't trust the medical industry and he's like, I have better luck just – He was that kind of guy though. He was always tripping acid like back in the day. He was very into like – he was a hippie. So he was –

Well, you can look at it. He looks – he kind of looks like uh john lennon yeah when he started off like when he started apple i think he had the long hair and everything i watched a really good movie he's the same kind of like face as john lennon he does yeah and the same glasses yeah and then just give him like give the steve jobs that you and i know long hair like long brown john lennon hair that's john lennon yeah what if what if john lennon is actually steve jobs he didn't die he was like i need to move into the tech industry but i can never move past the beatles because it's too big i need to recreate myself and then use the money i got from the beatles to put into this tech industry thing and he created apple what if

that's all i'm saying um is there anything that we can do to make this podcast a little more festive? You know what you mean? Talk about Christmas. Well, I don't know. That's the thing with these podcasts. Like this is the special Christmas episode. It's like, I don't know. Is this just a podcast that happens to come out the week of Christmas?

So we just cover it. Here we go. Let's talk. Let's talk about Christmas. We have this plan. We can talk about what's the best gift you ever got for Christmas or at least most memorable meant the most

fuck I think for me hmm okay there's two I can recall one was my my first digital video camera it was called the Vidster

do you remember the Vidster mine was like some Sony DV thing like it was like well my first video camera was tape but then what changed the game for me was...

Sorry, you just flooded me with a sense of like... I remember that feeling of holding that mini DV camera because you had like little tapes. The tapes, yeah. But you could also plug it into a computer. I couldn't do that with mine because mine was too old. My mom bought it off of a friend at work for me and gave it to me for my birthday.

The one that I started on was just the bigger tapes and you had to put it into the TV. Yeah. Record it onto the VHS tapes. Well, I remember my friend also had one where there was a VHS that you could open up and put the mini tape inside and play that. And that was really cool. But I got this thing called the Vidster, which was probably the worst camera you can ever imagine. The lens was like a pinhole and you could plug it in and only play the videos through its own software. And I remember I filmed a video myself lip syncing a song from Homestar Runner where the king was talking and singing about butter.

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Oh, shit. Back to Ryan 1 and Matt 1. Had we walked in and half the furniture or equipment been from the Grumps office, that tracks. I mean, you guys aren't keeping track of it, right? No, not really. Yeah. We might have a thing or two here that's from the Grom's office. And I'm not saying specifics. I'm just saying there might be some stuff here just by accident.

Give it to me. Everyone, when they leave a job, they steal one thing. What did you guys steal? We took like two games. Did you really? Wait, which games? It was some game that we knew you guys never played, but we were really into it. I don't remember.

It was a GameCube game. It was something we were like, oh, we took SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom. How fucking dare you? People really wanted us to finish that game. We just finished it. We were going to invite Tom Kenny on and play it with us. Do you want to finish it? Well, on Game Grumps.

Oh, okay. You don't know about that question. That was a total throwaway question. And Matt immediately knew, like, oh, we stole this. It was hard. It's a hard game to beat, but we beat it in 28 episodes. Wow. Did people hate it?

They loved it. It's like one of our best performing series of all time. Wow. It got, like, crazy views. That's because it's Spongebob. Oh, because you guys probably weren't dunking on it like we were. No, we didn't dunk. Well, near the end, I was getting pretty fucking upset

I've lost all different because the end the ending boss is designed so poorly like it's one of those It's like a gauntlet you have to run through and do things correctly or else you have to go all the way back to the beginning And it takes like if 10 minutes to get there last bosses. Just like that. I love gauntlets dude Or you just have to like ninja Ga Gaiden, if you get to the last boss, and even if you get to the last phase of the last boss, if you die, you have to restart the entire, like, three stages. We played a Hanukkah game yesterday that was like that. It sucked.

Yeah. Well, we also played a game for our Hanukkah special where it was we had to raise alarms because Gaza... Israeli cities, because Gaza was shooting missiles. Yeah. We're trying to just find Hanukkah games and that one came up.

I so don't want to talk right now. How do you think I feel? So a big part of your company is he's Israeli and a big part of ours is Palestinian. So why don't we have a podcast where we can try to see if we can figure out what two state solution. Dan and I need to have a live debate. Israel versus Palestine. I went to the new SP video shoot the other day. Very fun.

Wait, so you didn't get any of that funny quality stuff we had earlier? Yeah, there's some funny banter in there. We can clip and throw some of that stuff. Damn, the NSP shoot was awesome. Yeah. Beautiful. The Dolly shit. It's weird, too.

Because I think, Brian, we all had that moment recently where it's just like, this is like a real music video. You know what I mean? It was. The crew was amazing. And everyone is so positive and on point and talented. And Tucker runs a great set. Oh, yeah. No, it was fantastic.

And also on top of that, oh, I got a great cameo. I got to put some plates down. I was a waiter. What just happened? I was just making sure the mic's pointed at your mouth oh alright how come he gets to have his so much closer to his mouth Brent you can get it closer

do you want it closer to your mouth I'm just saying I'm a mumbler probably a little bit closer are you trying to drown me out no I professionally use this mic on like a daily basis

so this is just how I ride it yeah rock on yeah but it's gonna be a good video I can tell it looks fucking stellar god my asshole is fucking

sorry it's fine so are we good video. I could tell. It looks fucking stellar. God, my asshole is fucking... Sorry. So are we talking about this? Your butthole thing. This butthole news is new to me. It's been kind of like a running update thing on Super Mega for the past three podcasts. Let's be honest. Okay, so the first time you shit blood, you're like, as a dude, right?

There was a lot of convincing to get him to go to the doctor. I was going to say, because the first time you do it as a guy, you're immediately like, you know, it'll be fine. I'm like, it's probably the orange chicken I ate. It's the dye in the orange chicken. Oh, I had some hot Cheetos the other day. No, you were justified for a while. You kept going on. I was just fighting for like, well, I had some other red stuff. I was like, yeah. Like, I eat red stuff. Those razor blades I swallowed yesterday. And the fact that you knew it was like red blood and not like the dark and turn like you so you

Did the research you went down the Google hole? Black poop that's that's that's really bad because it's yeah, yeah deep internal. It's digested through your butt because it's red It's more probably just in the kind of like lining of what could just be yeah You can have a laceration on your anus I could hey I I have that actually. And I just had to go get a finger up my ass. And I have to have surgery on my asshole next month. Super mega boys.

Five hemorrhoids. Buttholes falling apart on the left. Five hemorrhoids. I got the magnesium side. You have five hemorrhoids? I have five hemorrhoids. How hard are you pushing or wiping? I'm not.

They've been there for years. So it's just genetics. Just total, this is like a genetics thing. It's literally horrible. And I had to go and he stuck his finger on my ass. I was like, oh, wow. Okay. And the worst like a genetically horrible and i had to go and he stuck his finger on my ass was like oh wow okay and the worst part was the witness that they had to have in the room was this like very beautiful girl of my age that would just watch my ass get spread and yeah did you get her number what did you get her number i was like hey so what are you

doing after this if you guys want you know what i can handle like like a calm pie celebrating like talking about this asshole issue. I have the magnesium citrate in the car. What is that? It's going to help me clean out my system. I've got to take it. I've got to take it at 6pm. Then I've got to wake up and take it again.

No, I'm taking him to his colonoscopy tomorrow. I chose not to be put all the way out because I want to experience my first colonoscopy. Are you going to record it? I'm taking him to his colonoscopy tomorrow. We'll go on the way back. I chose not to be put all the way out because I want to experience my first colonoscopy. Are you going to record it? I'm bringing a disposable can. So he's going to be, picture him winding it up like as the doctor. What? Are you really filming this?

So are you nervous about it? No, no, let's go back. So how long did it take you before somebody finally convinced you to go talk to a doctor? Well, the thing was, you actually... Let me look at a calendar. It wasn't even really like you went, you were like, oh, I guess I should go now. Like, I scheduled.

It was Thanksgiving, and you were supposed to come over. Thanksgiving Day was my second time at the emergency room. He spent Thanksgiving in the emergency room. What the fuck? Vicky, are you okay? Right now, yeah. We'll find out what I have, and then we'll see what's going on.

What caused you to go to the emergency room? The symptoms didn't change. And the meds, they... Jesus fucking Christ. The mic keeps falling off. You could just hold the mic too. I could. You know what?

I'll just do that. It's very heavy though. Oh yeah, by the way, Brent and Aaron are here. They surprised us. Yeah. Were you actually surprised? Yes! Yeah. So wait, Harrison didn't mention anything?

No one spoiled anything. Oh, we thought for sure. I thought for sure. I walked through, like, the door opened and it was one of those things where it's like, I felt like, I was like, who? I was like, who is that? And then it like clicked, I was like, It scared me actually, it gave me a little fright. Yeah, you guys had We're gonna see your plays For a while now You guys had a pretty

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And that's the one where they have the room they built just for Bubbles. Wow. Because there's still fecal splatter on the wall. Due to in feces all over the wall. Oh, awesome. Wait, was your question how long it took me to? Yeah. Let me look at a calendar real quick.

You don't know? But you went and saw somebody this was in november so i'd say like i started having these symptoms like anywhere between the 13th and 15th of november and then i didn't go to uh the er or why haven't we got those lobster quesadillas in van nuys i think i went yeah you're still telling yourself, you're still telling yourself it's the food, right? Well,

that's the thing, at the ER, they took a stool sample and they found no bacteria in terms of like, that would cause a bacterial infection. Yeah,

yeah. But I still had the, I had to, we already talked about this, but I had to, I was at the office and I, they gave me a kit

because the gastro, what is he called gastroenterologist gastro gastro and I can't say it fuck it the poo poo man um Dr. Poo he told me I needed to send in like uh a sample of my of my doo-doo and I was sitting here you know I pooped into like a little paper kind of cone thing and then I was digging through my poop and I had to put it in vials and I sent them through FedEx How I is when I was 13 I went to Spain came back and they thought I had Giardia Which they might have whatever I sort of self-resolved

But how humiliating is that moment as it as a human being where you're picking through when you're getting oh no you know every step of that product cuz I did the same thing recently yeah, and I I Did that whole thing and you got to like freeze one and you got to like mix one into another I'd like yeah, doodoo in my freezer Because the first time Ryan just shit straight into the FedEx bag Like what is this we joked about we like like what if Ryan just shit straight into the Spirit if it's poo? Because it's like... It's a pre-declared, like, envelope.

Well, so the experience that you didn't have was when I did mine, I took it directly to the doctor's office. Oh, so you had your poop ready. Yeah, so I had it in a little bag, and I thought it was just like I drop it off okay. Like a Ziploc bag? No, it was like a paper bag. By the way, you know what you're hoping? Is that it's like a mail slot you put in, never have to see the page? No, no, no. Because I went up to to the stand and I'm like, here it is.

It's all labeled. I'm like, alright, are we good? She's like, alright, hold on. She opens it up and in front of the whole waiting room is like, that's a good one. Okay, that's enough. I'm just like, that's my... She's carrying it around

like it's no big deal. I don't even know your name. The thing that made it hard for me is I have a very like strong gag reflex. So like when I'm scooping it into those little vials, like I'm looking at the consistency and the texture of my poop and all I can picture while I'm doing it is like it in my mouth and going down my throat. And I'm just like, so I'm like gagging. Because I have to shovel it in there.

And like the way my poop is right now, like I had to like kind of scoop a little and like kind of shake it a little bit shovel it in there and like the way my poop is right now like I had to like kind of scoop a little and like kind of Shake it a little bit to get in there. This was like liquidy or mucus. Yes it is Huh there's like a there's a there's like a thin coat of mucus like you sent it through the portal and poltergeist and pulled it back it's a tennis ball

cover but that's that's been Ryan's life lately that's this the whole end of our decade the whole saga

on Super Mega has been Ryan's colon do you have Ryan's colon you should have a charity fundraiser for Ryan's colon actually the last episode

a couple episodes ago was literally called Ryan's colon actually we're gonna get the final update on our year in the books. You know we don't watch your shit. We don't listen to it. Well, that's why we were updating you.

Yeah, got it. We know that you don't watch our stuff. But I'm glad we could update our two former. Well, let's talk about your hemorrhoids. Well, actually, while I was in the waiting room. You said five, right? Five or so. He actually didn't give me a specific.

He said five or so because he. Five or so? He was like, he's like yeah every I lost count that's a ton of them what do you do what do you do

pop them I don't know I don't know what the fuck you do for them you should not you should not try to pop them

you can but you should not try to pop them but it's also in an area where like infections crazy possible

basically what it is it's a ruptured blood vessel that's filling up and what happens is he gave me the different options for what my options were, right? He's like, we can go in in surgery and cut it out and stitch it up.

But it's going to be, he told me that he has people that curse his name for months afterwards because of how uncomfortable it is. So I was like, okay, maybe not that one. So what we're doing is he's going to get some syringe with some kind of chemical and inject them all. And it's supposed to go back into my... Your anus. You gonna record that one? Get the camera up? Wind wind wind click! I mean possibly. See I was thinking like to know that-

They don't put you under for that either. Do you push too hard? Is that why? No no no it's just I these have- I had this when I was a freshman in college. So I must have at some point- You've been talking about having hemorrhoids for like a long time and you're like I should go get checked out. And then he never did. Like all the time working for you guys.

Question still stands. Do you push too hard? Like what? No, I don't. I'm very. Because that was my problem. I pushed too hard. And then somebody.

That's probably how it started. Well, I just didn't know how to push. You know, I was just like, this is how you get poop out. Okay, okay. Not to be a weirdo, but shouldn't you not? Like when it's ready, it's ready. Yeah, exactly. Well, I didn't know that.

I just thought like you just push and it comes out. not like when it's ready it's ready yeah exactly well I didn't know that I just thought like you just push and it comes out well when you push it does come out but then you know a doctor was like no you don't

you just let it come and I was like oh and then it's like way better now yeah that's what I'm hoping to learn to be fair I'm gonna learn from you

there's a period of your life where you were you know 80% of your diet was Wendy's and fast food I think probably had some part of it. That's like now, man.

I was a real health nut when I was a kid. I remember when this was happening, Aaron, because I remember you kept proclaiming, you were like, it's not supposed to hurt when you shit. I just figured this out. Yeah. You kept saying that. Yeah. Like, it's not supposed to hurt. Yeah, it's supposed to be nice.

It's supposed to just come right out. It's smooth. But I've kind of become numb to it because of the past five years. I actually remember the first time I discovered it was... Your hemorrhoid? Yeah. You just having fun digging up there? I was taking a funny picture with a friend,

and they were like, what the hell? With a friend? What do you mean with a friend? For a friend or with a friend? With a friend. They were taking the picture for me because it was a picture that had my asshole sprinted. Yeah, and you had to Photoshop your friend's penis out.

Right. But basically they went, whoa, what the hell is that? And I was like, what? They're like, there's like a thing in your ass. And I'm like, dude, I'm going wild. Whoa. They showed me the penis. Gotcha.

What the fuck? So, yeah, that's my hemorrhoid story. Wow, man. Ryan and I are both blessed with, um, actually around the same time period. Uh, you guys, you guys, you gotta have a save super mega Xanus,

a t-shirt or something. I mean, it's kind of fitting though for us. It's on brand, right? It's on brand. We both have medical problems relating to our assholes right now. Yeah.

Hey man, same. I mean, the reason I got that checkup was because like when I, every time I took a shit, I felt like I just had to throw up. So what was going on? Was it, so what is going on? I don't know. It's gone now. Okay. shit, I felt like I just had to throw up. So what is going on? I don't know.

It's gone now. I think I was eating really badly for a while. And every time I shat, my body was like, stop. It was like two weeks. That could be dietary. No, it was totally dietary. No, I'm just curious because I like to compare. But it's way gone now.

I got all the tests and everything and they were like, you're fine. You're healthy as ever. And I'm like, oh, okay. That's when the comments like to rip on me. Like, you're so malnourished. Like, you look like you smoke crack. When I get my blood work done, perfect. Yeah, same.

I'm a healthy boy. Same. But I still do look like I regularly use crack cocaine. When I had that panic attack and the EMTs came and they did all those tests on me, whatever they could do locally, They were like, you're like one of the healthiest people we've ever seen. Who's like called us for something. And it's like, Oh, that's really nice. Uh,

it was when we were filming good game. Oh, that's right. I remember you told me about this. It's just like really stressful time. But wasn't it like, it was like caffeine related or something, right?

Or just, well, I think that triggered it. Yeah. Cause I was, I was really addicted to caffeine. Plus I think once your heart starts, like, it's almost like it's a biofeedback loop or something I get just starts going you start panicking more

There's just there's just other shit that was happening in my life, too So this is like a compounding effect of like a bunch of other stuff. Yeah. Yeah, so wait Can we get your impressions of how is Super Mega doing now that we... I was honestly just going to transition to that. What do you guys think of the Super Megaplex? I did not expect the pool.

I did not expect three stories. The bouncy house? The bouncy house is a nice touch. I honestly... Oh, we'll take you up on the helicopter after this. We just still need to get a second landing pad because I want a helicopter too. The guard drones were a little intense though. That was weird.

No, this place is fucking unreal, man. It's amazing. Like, I'm, you know, again, I don't mean it to sound condescending, but I'm so proud of you guys. This is crazy. It's making me jealous. We're working on our new office and it's very much like, you know, all the rooms are boxes and this is like a house. You need somewhere to record some grumps

before you get into the office. It's open. Open door policy. You let us record for three years. After we left grumps you still let us record for three. If you guys need somewhere to record grumps or anything that's not in your living room we have everything already set up

Well, thank you very nice. We're actually sort of home like permitting process by the way the PSA never build anything in Glendale Wasn't planning on it. Holy shit. Um, so I think Another week and a half and we'll finally be Is this this is official news that yeah, yeah. That won't be out until that happens. This comes out the 17th. This is the special Christmas episode. By the 17th, I think we'll have started moving stuff in. You guys are doing an office tour video?

Yeah. We haven't done that yet. Maybe. Nope. Well, we did it kind of like a, this is what our, it's back when we didn't have like sound paneling or anything, I think. So you guys, what people may not know here is my mic keeps going flaccid. Yeah, that's...

It's weird. You know what I like about you? You're doing a little almost like in gangster movies where they hold the gun sideways. You got to kind of like... Oh, can I hold that? Yeah, here.

Because sometimes it's... Is it this thing that keeps... Yeah, yeah. It's this right here. This right here. There you go. Oh. Look at that.

Yeah, because Jackson kept pressuring us. We're like, we're going to do less plays. No, no, go do the podcast. And we're like, we'll do that later. Look at that. Yeah, because Jackson kept pressuring us. Like, we're like, we're going to do Let's Plays. No, no, go do the podcast. And we're like, we'll do that later. Do Let's Plays. He's like, no, no, no, no, no. Just go do the podcast.

And then he gave him the great excuse. He's like, because we're using Jackson's laptop to record. He's like, I need my laptop at a certain time. So go do the podcast now. So we're like, oh, OK. Our man on the inside. So let's talk about that. Is Twitter, you all right?

I was just checking. Sorry. Do people know how many employees you have now? That it's no longer just two dudes on a couch. Yeah, I think people do. Because we always say it's like us, Shaq. Why are you doing that to them, man? They know it's just a corporate machine.

Are you trying to sift the Raingrums community over to us now? I've never seen a gold chain, a gold rope that big. You wear it well. Thank you. It's good. Rolex is pretty shiny too it's not bad actually like the cool thing about his rolex is if you look every single hour is actually diamond and crescent oh shit that makes sense that's beautiful wow so you guys are still doing that 70 30 split with the cash huh thank you patreon well basically uh let me let me see, yeah, people know. So we brought Jackson on earlier this year, and he's in a lot of videos. People know that he's, like, part of the company.

He's our producer. And then Justin, everyone knows, is our editor. So it's, like, officially Super Mega is me and Ryan. But then we have, you know, Jackson. We have Justin, our editor, who's in a lot of our videos, too. And then we have Don, who does our thumbnails. And that's it. And Prezzo.

Oh, yeah, we have a new editor now. And sometimes we'll get Ryan to do effects. Yeah. There's a guy named Ryan that does special effects. Uh, he has like a degree in nuke. Did you know any of this? No,

I have no idea. But like of the main employees, like when you think of like what gets done on day to day, a day to day basis for the channel, it's, uh, Matt, me,

Justin Jackson, and then Don. Yeah. So have you had the incident where, or a Justin, Jackson, and then Don. Yeah. So have you had the incident or a moment in which, you know, your employees were supposed to show up for work and timely and sort of like according to a calendar, and then they just roll in whenever they feel like it and had to reprimand them?

And then, sorry, sub-question, sub-question. Did you feel like a traitor? Well, see, like we are very, we're very understanding and I'd say relaxed bosses. I think we understand. Yeah, we all start that way. We all start that way. People start disobeying you.

We actually did have a serious talk recently where Ryan was like, you need to get here when we say we're going to get here because then I just sit here and wait. And I was like, and you know, you know, the final straw of that was I was waiting here for an hour. You were an hour late. And you know, he doesn't like hanging out with the peons.

You know what I mean? Too much eye contact. You know, the thing is Jackson comes with him. So I'm here alone. Yeah, we're roommates. So Jackson comes with me.

So he sits here by himself. Did you actually honestly like, like all kidding aside, did you learn anything from, from working at Grumps as far as like how to build this thing out? Yes. Really?

Of course. I mean, we were, we were literally like existing in like this style of business for three years and then while we're building our channel. So we kind of use that as the foundation of like. That's why these like mics are the way that, that's why our like recording room is set up the way it is. It's kind of like very similar to the way that Grumps did. And I also just mean

on some of the business side, right? That it is a little bit of a business, which is weird. Being a boss is intense sometimes. It's like the best worst thing you can do. Yeah, ask Justin. Jackson being my roommate, but also my employee, I can take that home and say, Jackson, there's dishes in the

sink. And he'll go, yeah, but those aren't mine. He'll go, think of this as the job I pay you. And then I and say, Jackson, there's dishes in the sink. And he'll go, yeah, but those aren't mine. He'll go, think of this as the job I pay you. And then I'll say, well, you know, it would suck if pay is getting tight around the office. Pay might have to start. Payroll might just be late this month.

I know it's automated, but you can make some calls. One time, you know, Justin, he bought a Gatorade and he finished it. He put the bottle down in the cup holder and One time, you know, Justin, he bought a Gatorade and he finished it. He put the bottle down in the cup holder and I went, you know, technically that's my Gatorade because that's my money that you used. Oh, God, I taught you so much. I taught you so much. The thing is, like, it's not actually the employee's money.

We're giving them the money. It's still our money. When they want to buy something with their paycheck, they had to, there's a list that has to be approved. Yeah. Permission. Yeah.

I'm glad you learned that from us. We were on a pretty tight ship. So we learned everything we know. Yeah. It's how we, it's how we cook the books. I mean like fucking being in the Grumps office for, for all those years, like it changed us.

No, but it was transcendent. There's like the main thing that I miss From working at the Grump Space Was just because I'm not too much of a social person I stay in my cave all the time So being at the Grump Space gave me Kind of an excuse to not just hang around

With the same couple people Matt Jackson But it was just like a large group of people That it helped me be just more social I half expected him to bust in here and be like, yes, boss. Sir? We actually had to clean the office before you got here.

But I was wondering why he was so kind of like, man, I got to clean the office. I don't like it when it's dirty. I was like, I was going to object. I'm like, OK. Because we shot a video yesterday and it got real messy in that living room. But basically, like, yeah, I mean, I think honestly being in that office taught me more valuable skills that I can apply to my job now than I ever would have learned in four years of college. Because just being in that environment, it's like being on Wall Street. You know, you pick it up. You're around.

You're around the big shots. You pick it up and you become a big. You know, I was Jonah Hill. You were Leonardo DiCaprio. You know, when we found out we started this thing. You know, when they started in the garage, like shitty little building. So you're saying he was the salesman of the group? Yeah.

And you're the guy dating your cousin? Yes. Is a good example, too, just to, I mean, just for kids, I don't guess who would be listening to this and be like, I'm interested in doing that, too. It's like, you know, it's a privileged situation to be in an environment like that. And I think you were starting to take advantage of it at the end where you were asking me a lot more questions and I was like, I'm happy to answer them. Like, absolutely. And I think you probably used a lot of that insight.

Oh, absolutely. I mean, you taught me a lot of business. You, you both gave me, like, I feel like I have a business degree from the things you guys have taught me. Wow. We've made all the mistakes yeah that's yeah exactly it's because we know now you got a new competitor on your hands young upstarts they're smart they're they're they're leaner they're smarter they're faster they're younger yeah you know what's weird about being on this podcast what is uh so we we've sort of made an effort not to swear as much on Game Grumps, just as a challenge, and also just because whatever YouTube, etc., etc.

And it's been fine. We've sort of found new avenues of coming up with comedy, and it's been sort of a nice muscle to flex. But coming on here, you guys are swearing like sailors. I'm like, oh yeah, it used to be like this. Well, the thing is, I don on here, you guys really swearing like sailors. I'm like, Oh yeah, it used to be like this. Well, the thing is like,

I don't even notice that we're swearing. I think we just do it, which is bad. Cause then I use fuck as a connecting. Oh yeah. It's just time. Time filling. Yeah.

First thing we talked about was our shit and our assholes. I said, I said fuck around my 14 year old nephew during Thanksgiving. It felt weird. Cause you don't look at you like, nah, he's 14. He knows shit, but it really wasn't. He plays Fortnite. Yeah, for real. But my mom was weird. Cause you don't look at you like, nah, he's 14. He knows shit,

but it really wasn't. He plays Fortnite. Yeah, for real. Like, but my mom was a, but you don't, you know,

you don't realize how much you're doing it until you, you, you know, reality, normal situations like, Oh yeah. Yeah. I got to clean that up.

When I go around family, I haven't seen a while or like, it's terrible. I remember once I met, met a girlfriend's parents and I was like, she might have just said that. Oh, I remember when I did this,

me and my family, my mom's side, we'll take like my grandmother and my aunt and my cousins. And we all go to like, we all fork in money to rent this kind of just chill beach house and have like a week long family vacation there. And I was like playing Overwatch at one time. My grandmother and aunt were right next to me. And they're like very Christian.

And I just remember out of reflex, I was like, Jesus Christ, God damn it. And all of a sudden like i heard like my that's worse than the brian i was like whoops i was just into it i'm an adult at this point my mom is you know she she watches super mega she's been watching super mega and she she knows the and she visited for thanksgiving and my mom swore like a sailor around me so i we're on like a new level so i felt very good but i cannot say god damn it around her or jesus christ yeah it's those are the ones that i forget that like i'll say whatever but if i sound like ah god damn she's like matthew it's one of those things where like everyone will be talking around the dinner table at family and

if i accidentally bust out like a Jesus Christ like it'll get silent Yeah, I got there's a couple people in my life that are like that too, and I just got into the habit of just going I'm gonna have to see it is yeah, Jesus for Jesus Yeah, just I wouldn't... You catch yourself saying it. It just sounds like you're just making an exclamation. I didn't know Jesus was short for Jesus. That's probably a cool name. Yo, it's the G.

Yo, it's the G. Yo, he's back for a third time. The third coming. He hasn't done the second one yet. Bro, he came back that one time I forgot about that the third day he rose from the dead

but that's like the first coming oh the first I feel like the first coming is him being born I guess there's probably an official term for this and Christians are like

no that's the first one but yeah four years of Catholic high school failing me right now when he rose from the dead that wasn't a coming that was a leaving

because then he went up to well isn't that but at that moment it's the proof that he's the Messiah. So the Messiah has returned. Right. So that's the first coming. Maybe.

Okay. Question mark. Well, the second coming is. Is known as like the rapture. Wow. You guys actually lured us into a religion talk. You started saying you were to get us there and that's where it is. Well, that's because.

We talk about Christianity so much because we grew up Christian. Did you grow up religious? Like, did you like, I grew up like. I grew up in California. Let me put it this way. Behind the orange curtain. It was conservative. His religion was a little bit of... I was religious

up until probably freshman year of college. Same. Like going to church? I was falling out of it. Did you do communion? Oh yeah, every week. You did communion every week? Different denominations do it. Did you do communion? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, every week. High school, I was big in high school. Wait, you did communion every week?

Different denominations do it. Some do it once a month. We were Methodist. I did it like once a month. Yeah, so I was Anglican, so we would do it every week at the service. The Christian rock band would play and we'd go up. You ever do the ashes thing? Yeah, on ashes day.

You know how I don't like putting on makeup or even the baseball? Oh, me neither, man. I hate goop. Is that why you do it so much? You and I can it well that's why it's funny because i hate the shit out of it oh we have we put ryan in clown makeup once for a sketch and you were not happy with that it's i don't think it's a phobia it's just something where i like even when it's just like a a girl with red bright red lipstick like i'm a bit kind of like i've seen them deck girls in the face you've gone on dates with. They show up and

the front door is BAM! Yeah, they got a full beat makeup on and you're like, take it off. I'm not like that. I'm not like, you gotta take the makeup off. It is putrid. Before we go on this, you're gonna go wash your face. You look like a monster. No, I'll put up with it if it's like oh wow, they're

putting on what they want to. I have no say with it if it's like, oh, wow, they're putting on what they want to. I have no say in it, but at the same time, I'm not going to rush in for a kiss. You know? Oh, dang. Which makes my mom kind of sad. She puts on the red lipstick because she thinks that, you know... You're going to kiss her? Yeah. It's like a DJ Khaled level of

insight there. I'm the king. I don't go down on girls. Of course not. We don't go down on girls. Of course not. We don't either. Are you saying that I have to put away my fear of makeup just to kiss a girl? Mm-hmm. Why? Why do I have to concede?

Because then you'll never kiss a girl. They don't have to concede. No, I'm saying they can wear the makeup. I just don't have to kiss them if they're wearing makeup. I will not kiss. We're both not conced kiss. We both are not. We're both not conceding. We're both on an equal playing field.

Yeah. So there's just no love. There's love when that lipstick comes off. But you know there's always residual. Like there's always a little bit left. No matter how hard you wipe. Oh. For a lot of cases.

We're talking about the butthole. Yeah. A lot of circumstances. The thing that gets me the most is eye stuff so mascara eyeliner like if I ever have to put on eyeliner

I'm just like I can't I can't because you put it on that like part that's like right you ever did anyone do does the tanning I mean it's California

I've never tanned that's a fun one because then like the next day you know I have white linens have you gone tanning it's just like a face mark have you been tanning no no no

but that spray tan stuff is just kind of, it's got a weird smell when it's first put on. We should do like deep orange spray tans for a video. Like the type where like the goggle marks are still there. Just go full Trump. I might have to. We should just get orange markers and just do the whole thing. Okay.

I hate stuff around my eyes too because I guess when you put stuff on your eyes so often, you get like a callus on your eyes. And so like you can wipe it off easier. But like if you don't do it often, then like when you try to wipe the makeup off, it's super sensitive there. And then it just gets like scabby.

I see people put contacts in. I wear glasses because I can't do that. I wish I could wear contacts because there's so many times where it's like my glasses are dirty or it's like I'll be laying down on the couch watching a movie and it's like, oh, it's uncomfortable to have my glasses on. But if I take them off, I can't – like everything is blurry. So I have to just like deal with it. I can't do the contacts.

Do you guys ever get self-conscious with the mics? All three of you were just – you have no concept of this mic in front of you right now, do you? I mean, there is a level, like, you know, kind of like when you live stream or like when you're doing a live show, you know what you're saying. You switch into a mode. You can turn off the things that you would say if you're just around like just no mics. The gamer lingo. I just suddenly became aware of how close it

was and I'm afraid I'm going to sound like James Gandolfini style, you know, when he used to be a subano. Actually, the distance you're at will sound fine. Sometimes we'll get real up on the mic. Yeah, yeah mic yeah yeah yeah bass in your voice because you and i have to be up on on the shores like even the way that you have it right now isn't like the way that i know it should be but he's a great well it's got to be straight on yeah yeah and i had to gotta have mine sideways because i'm falling off the table well when we get this new this new wonderful table that's going to be right here we'll be able to clamp them on easier we'll send

jackson out to go. Jackson needs to go to IKEA. If he knows what's good for him. If he knows what – if he wants his paycheck this month. We actually have never paid a single employee. It's like a pension type thing where it's like keep working and you'll get it. Working for the company store. I get it.

I'm sleeping on the couches. That's what you guys do. Showering in the tent. Glad you learned a little bit about it. That check's still coming don't worry about it I'm waiting with baited Brett

yeah it'll get there yeah alright well proud of you guys oh wow thank you Brent what about you

I mean you guys are fucking it seems like Brett's face right there was just like alright alright I don't take compliments well

that's a you guys know it's a known fact you look very nice today you know I'd comb the beard for you just a, you guys know, it's a known fact. You look very nice today. You know, I combed the beard for you. Just a little,

you know. Sprayed some Febreze. A little Axe body spray. Yeah, no, but like, I mean, we've said this many times when you guys haven't been

on the podcast or something, but like, we cannot express enough gratitude for, you know, everything we learned from you guys. You guys killed it.

And the support you guys gave us. You guys killed it. Say the second line. And all the advice you gave us and the friendship you shared over the years will always be mine. Your eyes are not as bad as you think. And I will always be grateful. And I will always be grateful. Okay.

Yeah, but seriously, thank you guys. No, man. You guys killed it you were team players through and through I mean a little rough around the edges once in a while once in a while that's what makes us us and you love us just the way we are right coming in late

to work editing mistakes and all and before we leave can we can we address the penis in the room yours and by the way thank you for all the super mega fans who show the love on my Instagram. I really appreciate that as my mom is asking me, so what's this about? Well, it should be benefiting your love life. You have to have a nice smelling penis.

Okay. I agree with that. We're simply trying to help. That's what we're trying to do from the beginning because it seems like- I always saw it that way. Exactly. Here's the thing. If I have terrible BO every day, I would 100% as a friend tell you tell me right that I might get by the way that

implies that you smell my penis there you were smelling my penis every day when we were in the office together well it's from the distance that we were at we could just smell that you were in the office the radius was large I can I can I can attest to that. Thank you. There was actually a news story recently about a Florida prison guard who, a big scandal about him. He did some bad stuff. But one of the things was that his penis was described as incredibly smelly. And I can't tell you how many people DMed that news article to me. It was up on the subreddit, I think. I got one yesterday, actually.

Is this Brent? Is that a character in Dragon Ball? Like Sapopovich or something? The guy with the smelly penis? Yeah, he would put his hand in his All he wore was the Zangief underwear Did he sniff his hand? No, he would put his hand down there

And then he would throw it He would throw the stench I didn't know Dragon Ball went like that Yeah, it's like Goku couldn't beat him because he smelled so bad. But then Krillin could beat him because Krillin didn't have a nose. Remember I was creeped out by Boo just the thought of him turning people into like, was it cookies or candy

and like eating them or something? Yeah. I remember that's, I like stayed away. Which is now in 2019 a fetish. Yeah. Four. That's true. I have some, I've shown Ryan, I have some great four videos I've found you and I actually by chance ended up watching

the same one of like of like the animation remember of like the the furry animation no no no no it's not the animation

not that one it's the one in real life where the guy's like a troll he's like yeah so so there's this one video he like picks you up I'm going to eat you

he puts his camera under his car and he's in like a wrestling outfit. And he's bald and has no eyebrows. And he's large and he stomps up and he has fake camera shakes. And he goes, what a tasty little morsel. And then he picks up the camera and goes, ah. And like, he's like, yeah.

Do you know about this? No, but that sounds awesome. I'll show it to you after the podcast. I just imagined like, because you said we ended up watching the same video. I imagine you guys, like, in a stream together. And, like, Ryan comments, like, so hot. And then Matt's in the chat, like, Ryan? Yeah.

Wait. Ryan McGee. Yep. Loud and proud. What a Christmas. This was the best Christmas gift of all. Yeah, man. I was getting to see my boys, Brent and Aaron.

You guys got to, when the office is set up, come back in. We want to have a big barbecue or something. Have everyone that, like, from the Grumps office and everyone that we know just kind of come in. Because there's a lot of space to just chill out there, chill in the back. Fuck yeah. The helicopter, the hot air balloon. Not the hot air balloon. That's strictly super mega business.

I mean, we can. No. Which of the jacuzzis? Look, I'm sorry. One of us has to be the kind of like the hard line one right well i'm just making sure well i don't want you to promise things to our guests that i'm not gonna i'm not gonna let you fulfill talk about this afterwards and i could no i know we're talking about it right now it's not gonna happen guys i'm sorry i i didn't mean

to no you can take a ride in the helicopter that's fine i'm just not okay with with the whole hot air balloon we only have one and it can easily pop. No, I get it. No, I totally get it. Don't worry. I know exactly why you're doing this. It's the whole water slide thing. Because I let my friends come over when you weren't here and go down the water slide.

Thank you guys for coming to the... Well, fuck you. Well, thank you guys for seriously coming over, surprising us for a good festive little podcast. Yeah, man. Hell yeah. Happy holidays. We're actually going to legitimately talk as human beings after this podcast. Like friends?

Just really lifting the curtain there. Like frenzies? Yeah, we don't speak our minds on the podcast. We do. I just always feel like I'm in a podcast mode. I'm speaking into a mic. I like talking to people when there's no mic involved. Oh, yeah. My dad's name is Mike, so don't get that confused with him.

I love Mike, and whenever Mike's involved, I love it. But this mic, no can do. I choose to monetize all my interactions, but to each his own. I'll be recording this. Can you start the Brent Pocket Podcast where you just leave your phone recording in your pocket as you have conversations with people? Every moment of your life.

Gonna restart Justin TV. Truman Show, but about Brent would be killer. Oh, God, how boring would that be? That would not be boring at all. I'd have that thing on 24-7. I'm falling asleep, just have little Brent on in the background. Some long whiskey cigar session. He's eating by the fireplace.

Oh, he's making peanut butter? He's cooking meat. And make sure we wish everyone a happy holidays. Absolutely. Matt, you begin. I want to give the biggest... Next, Aaron. Happy holidays. everyone a happy holidays. Absolutely. Matt, you begin. I want to give... Next, Aaron. Happy holidays. Brent? Happy holidays. Love you guys.

Bye, everyone. Bye. ... ... ...... Bye.