supermegashow - EP 175 - Delta Farce

Episode Date: January 12, 2020

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Just got back from 2019, arrived at 2020, and here I am. I'm ready for this year, ready to kick some ass and take some names. How about you, Matthew? Ryan McGee. I am so ready to kick some ass and take some names. Well, one of my New Year's resolutions is to only refer to you by your full name. Yeah. Ryan McGee.

Hey, what's up, Ryan McGee? Nothing much, man. Yeah, man. We are back. We took a little break. A little breaky break. Like we do every year around the end of christmas in the beginning of the new year and yet people still remain

confused even though we've done this for like four or five years in a row now we always take a break relax everything is fine um we just like to you know you know how some youtubers will be like i'm taking a break from social media or like, man, this YouTube game's getting on me. I might have to quit. And they'll post like a very like, oh, click this video. Do I quit? Am I quitting YouTube? Well, for us, it's just like, let's just take a two week break, two, three week break.

And then so that that gets us all recharged. We get to see friends and family. We get to kind of rest a little bit. Plan a little more for what's coming in 2020. Mostly plan for things that we get to over promise. That's mainly what. What are we going to over promise for 2020?

Yeah, let's list all the promises and then do about two of them. But yeah, guys. I hope everyone had a good holiday break. I hope everyone's New Year was good. Oh, I did. Yeah? Had some delicious food.

Got to see some delicious family and friends. Ooh, yeah. You see the old mom and pop? Ooh, all four of them. Nice, dude. Nice. I went to Hawaii with my family. But not all of them.

Well, not my dad, but I did go uh my mom and my sister and uh her husband and i had a very delightful time i've never been anywhere like that uh and it's something that we have been planning for like you've never been to a tropical location before no not like that no i've never been to like a tropical why i went to jamaica when i was in like middle school or early high school on a mission trip with my church. Yeah. But we didn't go to the resorts and stuff, that nice type of. We went to the middle of the country where it was just kind of run down.

So I'd never been to a fancy tropical place like Hawaii. It was beautiful because we've been playing this for well over a year. It's something we've always wanted to do. So we did it. Very, very fun. Went to Maui i got maui'd while i was there so did you get laid oh yeah you know you know you know you know yeah you know but it was it was uh it was it was really really fun that's very pretty saw a lot of whales like just look out the window of my airbnb and just have you been to whales?

No, not the country, no. We should go. I have some lineage that goes back there, apparently. Obviously. According to a cousin, but no, I've never been to whales. SuperMega does whales. Let's do that as our next travel series. They did Japan.

What are they going to do next? And then we go to whales. I don't know what we're going to do next, bro. Yeah, we don't either. We're trying to figure that out, though. So, Ryan. I mean, it's pretty simple. It's a pretty simple plan. Live action games, podcasts. Hell yeah, baby. Going solid for another year.

Yeah, I was thinking this year, this is the year of the half-assed podcast, so all podcasts from now on will be about 30 minutes at most. I'm just kind of like in that mood. Let's do it. I'm down for that, man.

We do have some. That's a joke. That's how we started the podcast, though. No, yeah. I forgot about that. I go back to 45 minutes. There's episodes that aren't even 30 minutes of the podcast. I think the airport episode that we recorded just like last year was 26 minutes.

There's some early ones where we were like, yeah, 27 minutes is good for a podcast. Why not? It's 27 minutes of talking. That's perfect. Look, I go on JRE Clips, and if there's a clip that's half an hour, I'm down. I'm down to clown with some Joe Rogan.

Yeah? Yeah. You want to get him on the podcast? He'd never come on. Why? He doesn't like doing other people's stuff, I don't think. What a selfish prick. No, well, I guess a busy prick.

Well, he's not a... He just looks like a penis. He may not be an asshole. He looks like a chode. Yeah, he looks like a dick that's been beaten a lot. He looks like a short, erect penis. That really is a good, like, just in the energy about him, too.

The kind of, like, short, erect penis vibe. Yeah. Like a solid, when erect, four, three and a half, four inches. Kind of a little bit thick. It's kind of thick. And it's swollen with blood. It's erect. But who would have thought, you know, back when you're watching Fear Factor,

who would have thought this man is going to be the head of podcasting? The most successful podcast host in the world. He's essentially like, I'm not going to say he's the new whatever, but he feels like he's kind of like what Howard Stern is to radio is what Joe Rogan is to podcasting. That's a good way to do it. And it makes sense when you look at the two. Joe Rogan doesn't have his own Beetlejuice, though.

No, he has Jamie. No, that's not the same thing, man. Beetlejuice is one of a kind. Andrew Yang. Did he go on Joe Rogan? I feel like he... No, he went on H3's podcast. He did.

Why the fuck, though, would he go on H3's podcast Publicity? Yeah but like When you're trying to have When you're trying to have a serious political discussion Do you think Is the way to go? Like

I think Mr. Klein is Is a good proponent to help you boast Like boast and like offer up your political views I guess it would expose it to a a different demographic that's not gonna be watching the debates and stuff i guess i mean i don't see bernard sanders going on the h3 well bernie sanders went on joe rogan so he doesn't need to go on h3 h3's podcast bernie sanders did go on a mr rogan's podcast uh but god actually like so much so much stuff has happened since the last episode of this podcast, like in terms of world news and in terms of just like us.

Yeah. In terms of my colon. Yes. So people have been wondering the news. Oh, by the way, I just got off of the phone. This is the dumbest thing I have. It's like the medical system is trying to leech and make like people owe them money for eternity. No way. I know. So get this. You know how I said I paid $1,300 at the hospital? Yeah.

You think that would be done, right? Today, I go and I'm thinking about it. I call back the hospital. I'm like, are there any outstanding payments I need to pay back? Guess what, Matt? What? There's $1,000 more worth of medical bills i had to pay you know why because they said oh that was just an estimate but yeah this is what it actually

turned out to be and then you know i'm like okay so we're all good he's like well you're good with the hospital and i'm like what does that mean well you know radiologists and the doctors will might sometimes bill you separately i'm like what the fuck put it all on one goddamn bill you work in the fucking hospital put it all in one bill you're trying to do this so people don't see that they have a payment so then they have to go into debt they have to do that on purpose oh yeah yeah of course or it's like uh maybe they'll maybe they won't see this or maybe they won't get it in the mail and then i can uh you know send some debt collectors after them and then interest will build up after time and then they'll be indebted to me for life.

Well, something similar with phone companies is when I got my phone a year ago, when I got my little iPhone, I didn't want to have to do the monthly payment thing. I was like, I'll just pay for it up front because I didn't want it to have to end up on my mom's bill because, you know, I share a phone plan with my mom. And sometimes like the monthly payments will end up on her. And then like I'll just forget to pay it.

So I was like, I'll just pay for it up front so she doesn't have to do that. So I paid for the full thing up front. But they except for they decided to not put $12 of that without me knowing on. So I'm paying $1 a month or something or like, or no, no, no. 50 cents a month for two years. And I'm like, why? I wanted to pay up front, but it's just another way that like, I don't understand. I have no idea why they do that.

And apparently it's like a thing. So dumb. It's like, why, why, why do you have me on this 50 cent a month recurring plan? Why would I pay the full price of an iPhone minus $12 to pay in monthly installments? 50 cents. Guys, sorry. I'm $12 short of this iPhone. I'll pay it off over two years.

So they can, maybe you'll forget about those payments. I don't know. And then that 12 becomes 24 becomes 48 but i understand like the doctors are working through the hospital but like why not bill everything under one like under one just put it on one receipt i guess because it's different independent companies and stuff then tell me what what if i don't get it in the mail what if it gets sent to another address that look like it looks similar to mine in terms of the numbers they get fucked up? Like, let's say a 9 looks like a 6.

Oh no! You know what I mean? And the mailman sends it to the wrong person. Now I got a debt collector after me that I gotta work with and solve shit with. I had a bill that I didn't even know I had going to the wrong address forever. And I just had no idea. And then it was like tripled in price. And I was like, oh God damn it.

Cause a lot of these companies only do it through mail. They won't do email. They won't do phone calls until it's too late. Like they'll be like, oh, we're only gonna send it through mail. It's like, yeah, but the mail is not super reliable. So I might have to, I might be getting separate bills from,

I did two visits to the emergency room and then i did a visit uh a few i got the colonoscopy then they're the regular doctor's visit so i don't know like who's gonna charge me for what what i'm gonna be charged for i just have to wait and find out i either i either wait for a bill to show up in the mail or i wait for a person that calls me go you owe this money you pay or you will go to jail yeah that sucks but that's lame dude regardless uh everything seems to be fine um yeah the mr i'm gonna call him Mr. Wizard, my doctor, because he worked his magic, let me tell you. You know, every time I visited him, he's been eating. Like, he just, like, will be eating, like, a soup or, like, a sandwich.

Like, he visited me, he's like, it gets my brain working, you know. It's better for you. And I'm like, okay. I don't need to smell your brothy breath, though. But, yeah, but I don't think that, like, doing the kind of job you're, like, okay, I don't need to smell your brothy breath, though. Yeah, but I don't think that doing the kind of job you're looking up people's assholes would really get you in a foodie mood. I think it gets him fired up. He's like, oh, man, I'm hungry after this. Yeah, but Mr. Wizard said that it was a complex case.

Sorry, Dr. Wizard said that it was a complex case because the symptoms and stuff that I was experiencing, mucusy bowel movements, blood in the stool, all of that, you know, consistency has changed and fluctuated very drastically within a month's span. He said that led him to believe it would be either Crohn's or some form of chronic colitis. form of chronic colitis. He, looking at the, like, I guess numbers and the data from the stool samples that I collected for him, you know, says that I am, I do, I do have a predisposition. Like I, what is it called? You're more prone?

I am more prone. I have the genetic makeup. It is hereditary. I have the genetic makeup to get C. diff, which is a form of colitis, but the tests show that I don't have it. Nice. So he says it looks like something goofy went

on in my body. Some flushed it out, and now it looks like it could be gone. I have to do one more stool sample. They're making you do stool samples like crazy. I have to shovel through my doo-doo one more time. You want to do a

Patreon video of that? Oh no. Uncensored, we can show it coming out and you digging through it. We'll put Minecraft sound effects. If you film it, yeah. I'll be down. I'll help you with it. I'll help you digging through it it's like we'll put minecraft sound if you film it yeah you know yeah it'd be fun yeah i'll be down i'll help you with it i'll help you dig okay do all the shit you need okay i'll hold you to it okay yeah when when uh in about a week i'm gonna be i'm gonna take a shit here i'm gonna give you the little vial and shovel and i'm gonna

watch as you shovel my poop into a vial. Okay? Okay. You're just like it's one of those moments where you're still because you're like I got to commit. I got to commit but is he going to call me out on this? Yeah. At the end of the day you're not you're a grown man. You can say no to shoveling through your

partner's shit. You did so I'm going to hold you to it and you've doubled down on it so it looks like even i'm doing it ryan and you're not even gonna let you're not even gonna help i i want full control over the doo-doo i'm gonna be the one doing it okay i'm gonna i'm just kidding that's a joke that's a joke i'm like you need to be there okay yeah i mean of course i have a room alone with your shit with a little set of small tools and it doesn't come with gloves no why do they not give you just a pair of like latex gloves with that kid i don't know it's like of all the things it's like yeah use your bare hands uh with this whole thing so fedex is gonna have my poop in its system again once again i hope

this is just a regular thing so like at any given moment it's like yeah there's probably some of my poop in the fedex system part of me feels like the guy's like, yeah, it looked like it was weird, but maybe another stool sample. It's going to cost, like, who knows, 500 bucks. You know, that's what I'm expecting. That's why I think he asked me to do it. Well, that's why I want to take some of the pain off you by helping.

Let's hope Dr. Wizard knows what he's doing. He probably does, man. He's a doctor. Yeah. There's bad doctors too Like Michael Jackson Doctors that work For the

Mexican cartel Yeah Those are bad doctors Those are good They're great doctors But they're bad doctors Bad doctors Yeah

Exactly Like waving Wagging your finger bad Bad doctors I just feel like I don't know how to make a sound If I wag my finger fast enough You can hear it like

Like flipping around. I can't really... Jackson opened up this door earlier. Was he trying to say something? He was trying to say that food's here. We'll see you guys in a bit. I'm hungry as fuck. What a delicious meal.

That was good. Those were some good tacos. I am actually feeling way more energetic and better now. I didn't have anything in my system. I had nothing in my system except coffee. Besides like a little cup of water, you graciously got me. Jesus, dude, like 2020, I know that we've done this conversation on the podcast a million times. I need to take care of myself and get healthy because I'm not treating my body right.

Because literally I don't eat. And when I do eat, it's not a lot. It's not good. I don't exercise. I don't drink enough water. I drink too much alcohol. It's just not good. I'm trying to get a little healthier as well.

I've been playing that ring fit game. I'm going to get it today. That Jackson got me for Christmas. I've been playing some Just Dance. I ordered a... He didn't give got me for Christmas. I've been playing some Just Dance. I ordered a... You didn't give me that for Christmas. Sorry, buddy. He got me a Simpsons bowling shirt.

That's even... One would argue better, but... Hear that, Jackson? Sorry, that's one of them. But I also ordered a workout machine. Ooh! So we'll see. Ah, dude, I'm so excited for machine. Ooh! So we'll see. I'm so excited for you.

Me too. Because the thing is, like, if you get – I like the grind of something. Like, for instance, in, let's say, Call of Duty, you have to grind to get weapon skins. In Fallout. MMOs, yeah. You have to grind to get weapon skins in MMOs. Yeah, you have to grind. I like grinding. I like being able just to turn off and build something up and have a goal or something like that.

Feels great. That's why I like RuneScape so much because if RuneScape didn't have all those little levels like wood cutting, fire making, fishing, cooking. Which is why Ring fits good because it's a game and it's exercise. I'm going to get it. I'm so excited. I just know like for me, like back, because I remember I lost, if you remember, I lost about 50 pounds at one point during our super mega journey.

I went from 230 to 178 or something like that. Oh my God. Yeah. I remember you were below 180. That was your goal. And you did it. And right now I am, last time i got on the scale was 218 so yeah it's not the worst it's been no but i definitely want to get back to

being about like 170 something 180 something that's a goal but you know i've said that for the past two or so years since i've dropped 50 and then gained it back again. So who knows? Like also like, I think just, it's just one of those things like you want to change about yourself, but it's, it's way harder than it actually seems like,

you know, I would love to gain weight, but I just, I don't have an appetite. It's hard for me to eat. And, and I sleep so much and I just like, I just need to change all this shit.

I need to just like almost completely stop drinking. I need to just like. My problem is using food as therapy sometimes. I'll be in a down mood. I'll be sad and lonely and all that stuff. Then I'll be like, you know what I could do? I could order a big meal of Panda Express. Ooh, I could order Five Guys.

Ooh, I could order McDonald's and get cookies and dip the cookies in milk and have a good time. Well, that's the thing is we're opposite that way because my anxiety makes me have no appetite. I cannot eat if I'm anxious. I'm not talking about being anxious. Talking about being down? Yeah. When you got the downs, yeah.

You got the sad sometimes. Yeah, no. And when I'm sad, I don't eat either. Like if I'm going through a breakup breakup like i can go days without eating or like and that's so unhealthy like i gotta force myself to eat because i'm just not hungry um but here's here's something interesting um i actually for my age and my height i am 10 pounds underneath the draft uh requirement so stay that way stay that way so you don't have to go to iran iran yeah do we want to say iran or iran how do we i like iran i like it being pronounced requirement. So stay that way. So you don't have to go to Iran.

Do we want to say Iran or Iran? I like Iran. I like it being pronounced Iran. I'm pretty sure the proper way is Iran, but I hear both. I hear Iran, I hear Iran, and I hear Iran. In Iran. In Iran. It's confusing. I just say Iran.

I say Iran, but then Iranian sounds weird. Iranian sounds more normal. I don't Iran. I say Iran, but then Iranian sounds weird. Iranian sounds more normal. I don't know, dude. Yeah, that's a big global thing that's been going on since the last episode of the podcast. Yeah, there's the whole World War III meme started just for the new year. First meme of the new decade is like, hey, World War III. If I were to give any advice to our president, it be to what would jesus do donald trump what would jesus do vote for trump in 2020 he'd

fucking drone those fucking bastards to oblivion if if jesus had access to drones he would have done it too no yeah and then the fucking plane crash in Iran like right after which rumor has it uh people uh I guess Canada and the US are saying that it was

Iran shot down shot down by Iran civilians killed by Iran a lot a lot of people died Canadian no no

no US civilians so I don't really care a lot of people have that don't we still have a civilian in China or something probably in prison I wouldn't be surprised I'm sure we have a A lot of people have that. Don't we still have a civilian in China or something? Probably. In prison?

I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure we have a few of our. We have a few. Probably North Korea as well. Yeah. Probably in the basement of the super megaplex too. We haven't, oh shit, we have not checked that in a while. Let me get this straight though.

Iran, allies, China, Russia, right? North Korea. North Korea. North Korea. But if we're talking about people who are going to supply decent support, even though to Iran, it would be China and Russia, right? Yeah, I think so.

And we're talking about under the table, like, here's some guns, here's some explosives, here's some tech, go wreak some havoc, give them hell, kid. Go have some tech. Go wreak some havoc. Give them hell, kid. Go have some fun. Go destabilize the West.

That's the Chinese president? Xi Jinping. Yeah, that was him. Go have fun. Just go play outside. Just destabilize them. That's all we need. Just go destabilize them.

They already got Trump on their side. They're fragmented already. We have God on our side we have jesus christ well i wonder if like we are gonna go to war with iran because we're pretty close right now and there's been a lot of scares in the past you know growing up with a lot of different countries which remember last year there was the whole it was like oh are we gonna go to war with north korea and then that fizzled out but like yeah but like here's the thing what would have been taken with this? Yeah, action has been taken. But at right now, I feel like it's simmering down.

You know, they did their whole, see Iran, they did their whole kind of like, we're going to give you six hours to evacuate the places that we're going to strike. We're going to give you notice and then we're going to hit those places and then we're going to back off. That's what they did.

Yeah. As retaliation. Yeah. And then Trump, what was like all is well of that famous tweet that people are talking about, blah, blah, blah. You know, we know that the branches of government hold the president back from doing anything too malicious and intent to another country at this point in terms of like starting a war. You know, we you know, he has the right to send I forget the amount of troops that the president can send off the bat. I mean, he can do stuff like that. I'm a little worried about is the rhetoric that Donald Trump spreads to other countries and then they can use that as propaganda against the United States in terms of us, for example, committing war crimes by attacking places that are cultural sites. I know that's a big one that people are talking about, but it's still just kind of like I mean, threats are threats. And I get that he's he's talking a big game because he's used to doing that and, you know, playing ball in New York. Threatening something completely illegal. Yeah.

Like an international war crime. I mean, if there's any history book in the future that would be like who was on the wrong side, it would be the country who was threatening to, I don't know, commit war crimes. So the United States, even though we have our allies and we're very powerful, we're not more powerful than two of the biggest world powers combined, which would be China and Russia. So there's no – I mean that's what would happen. We're not going to – I mean who's going to join our side out of them? They're going to go against us. You know what I realized?

We're Russia's biggest enemy essentially, right? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You know what I realized? What? We haven't even, since the last podcast that we haven't touched on, is that he got impeached. He did get impeached, but it doesn't matter. Not removed from office, but impeached.

Yeah. There's all these. They put that MF in a peach. I think Donald Trump definitely has created this thing where Democrats and Republicans on both sides don't know how to play the game right now. We're still figuring out like when, what I mean by that is, you know, when the internet first came around, people were figuring it out in terms of like, uh, websites and, uh, putting videos online and sharing stuff and social media to certain extent. Um, people are figuring out and then they get accustomed to it

and then people, you know, there's a, not strategic, but there's a way to go about using the internet now. There's just kind of like the normal way people do it. So I think that right now we're in this political climate that hasn't really been touched upon yet. And so people are kind of like testing it out. And yeah, he was impeached. But at the same time, we have a Senate that is majority right-leaning,

which is the way it should be. Not in terms of them being right-leaning, but in terms of there being not a fully Democratic government, not a fully democratic government, not a fully Republican government. But right now, instead of working together on things as the branches, it's more of just kind of like fighting. Oh yeah.

And fighting over one man who doesn't care about it. No one man should have all that power. Not even Donald Trump. No. I like Donald Trump Jr.'s Instagram post with Trump as Baby Yoda and said the Magalorian. Donald Trump Jr. is the definition of tryhard.

Dude, his bio on Instagram is general in the meme war. And I'm like, dude? Yeah. He likes to trigger people. Oh yeah, trigger incoming in 3, 2, 1. Uh oh, Ryan, you seem a little triggered right now. I do seem a little triggered. I'm triggered by that man's use of Hillary in a jail cell on the clip of his AR-15.

It's just ridiculous. I want to say, he's such a goof, man. He's a big old goober. I think goober is the best word for him. He's a goober. Yeah. I mean,ober is the best word for him. He's a goober. Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. I was going to call him stupid, but, like, my intelligence isn't up there with the elite, you know?

I'm not too high in the intelligence bracket. Trump Jr. is, like, trying to, like, be like his dad. Well, I mean, that's the plan. I'm sure he wants to run, right? I'm sure he'll run for president at some point. I don't feel like he'd have the backing that Trump does. Right now, the top polling for 2024. Trump Jr.?

Trump Jr. and Ivanka. No joke. For the presidency in 2024, they did early polling. But that's early polling. That doesn't really say much. Well, I mean, it kind of tracks with what the right side of the political spectrum has been going with, which is the cult of personality. Yeah, totally. I'm not saying that the left doesn't fall into that at all because there definitely are, you know, like – I mean, Obama was a big personality with the left, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a lot of memes from Obama's face. Yeah. But there's something new. obama's face yeah but uh i don't know there's there's something new there's something brand spanking new about this even though it's been old news and people are tired of other people talking about it i'm sorry that we're talking about it but it's it is a new year big things are happening and we're going to probably have to put up with i think we're definitely gonna have to put up with trump for another four years four or five yeah four years damn yeah we'll see

man we'll see i'm i'm'll see. I honestly just like, I can't predict anything anymore because it's always just completely unpredictable. Why try? Don't trust, well, I think, you know, as you're growing up, especially in your 20s, you're learning new things and things are being solidified. Like we all knew that agencies

and huge organizations are corrupt, but when you think of news agencies, yeah, they they are corrupt in their own way, but you don't really see it until you start paying attention to politics and stuff like that. For instance, you can be a fan of like you can be a someone on the on the left and you can watch MSNBC and you can watch, you can watch CNN and all these people. But the, the thing is that in a sense, same with Fox news, they're going against their party sometimes because for instance, uh, Bernie Sanders will pull well, but he won't even show up on the screen because they don't want to give him any TV time or any FaceTime because they don't want to, they don't want to advertise them. Right. And so both, it's just, it's just kind of like, just, it's all so shitty. And that's the really, and honestly, that's just it's just kind of like just it's all so shitty and that's the really is and honestly that's the i'm not saying that's why trump's president but that's

one of the biggest reasons that that that he has become our president and probably will continue to be our president is because we're so fragmented and people are before corruption you couldn't really without without the internet you couldn't see it as easily. Now that everyone's minds are working together and they can see shit, it's just right there and it's so obvious. It doesn't get changed. Yeah. It's obvious, but nothing really happens. It's not changing with the times. No.

And so you really can look at it with a microscope and kind of pick it apart. Also, one other thing to throw on top of this. Just a little fun fact. SuperMega paid more in taxes this year than Amazon. Did we? Amazon paid zero. Why? Zero dollars. But why? I don't know. They just don't pay taxes.

Doesn't make sense. Is there a rule where you make enough money that you don't have to pay taxes anymore because you bring in so much for the economy or whatever? I don't know. They just don't pay taxes. A lot of big companies don't because it's just corrupt. So I like that SuperMega pays more taxes than Amazon.

Fun fact. Very fun little fact right there. Yeah, my bank account's being – You know, I thought Iran had trouble. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, taxes are sucking me off this year, and not in a good way. They're giving me a very bad head right now, a big toothy blowjob, and I'm not enjoying it.

Not excited to – I was like, hey, I got some savings. Nope, never mind. Get to number crunching. Yeah. Yeah, the taxes definitely wiped out about 50% of my shit oh me too because we're doing our taxes early this year and I'm just like oh no

I should have saved more money this year but it's a good thing we I guess we should save more but we save enough to cover ourselves yeah we're still fine it's just Uncle Sam is reaching in my pocket and taking a nice little,

give me, give me. That's what he's saying. He's saying, give me that money. Well, come on. How else would politicians enjoy their she-crap soup in Escargot, dude? That's true. That's absolutely true. I can't disagree with you on that one.

Actually, I had a dream I was holding a snail last night just when we brought up Escargot. It was crawling across my hand, but it wasn't leaving any slime. I have this just memory for some reason that popped up in my head of this kid at a playground that like saw a snail. And it was like one of the first times I saw a snail just kind of like roaming around.

I was like, whoa, is that a snail? He's like, yeah. And he just steps on it. And I hear the crack and you see like the cracked shell. Like I'm like, what the fuck, dude? I mean, yeah, I do that to other bugs, but it's not a pest. It's not doing anything. No, a snail is minding its own business, dude, moving at, like, 0.2 miles per hour.

Swat a fly. Swat a mosquito. Don't swat a snail. Snails are cute. I think so. I think snails are cute. A lot of people would disagree with me. They think they're creepy looking. I think there's something very cuteils are cute. A lot of people would disagree with me. They think they're creepy looking.

I think there's something very cute about snails. You would like the movie Turbo. I don't think I would. Why not? The CG movie about the snail that races? Yeah. I don't think I would like that movie, honestly. Oh, okay. I mean, you didn't try. You liked Angry Birds. Well, that's very different.

Angry Birds was... Angry Birds was a good fucking movie yeah but you didn't know that going in but Turbo just does not Matt odds are you have to watch Turbo two times in a row this week dude I already have so much shit on my plate

I'm sorry odds are 50 3,2,1,39 I did not want to have to watch Turbo twice. Yeah, I know. I could tell by the high number. That's really – I got so much on my mind and so much shit this week.

I'm like that's the last thing I want to do. And I do it too. I have to. You got a lot of cleaning. A lot of cleaning. I got a lot of life organizing to be done. And actually, you know what? Speaking of the Middle East, speaking of good movies, we did something.

Oh, shit. Yeah, we did. We did something we've been talking about forever. Because you've always wanted to see this particular movie. Okay. If you remember the past podcast, I think it was a podcast. Several podcasts and several Let's Plays we've talked about how badly I've wanted to see the movie. But there was one specific podcast where I said I saw this movie and you chastised me for not buying it because it was $4.99 and we looked it up

on Amazon and it turned out to be $6 or $7.99. That's right. That's right. Because Ryan saw a copy of Larry the Cable Guy Delta Farce at were you at Amoeba in Hollywood? Yes. And you saw a Blu-ray copy. I didn't give away the location because I was afraid someone would go and fucking snatch it. Well guess what?

We went and snatched it up. We went to go see 1917 and then afterwards we were like, we're in the war movie mood, dude. Let's watch an even better movie. So we went over to Amoeba, and honestly, my heart sank for about the first two minutes we were looking around Amoeba, because we looked at the D section in comedy, and we couldn't find it. Oh my god, we couldn't find it.

But then all of a sudden... And I was like, there's no... Because Ryan, you had brought up that you had seen it like weeks before, and you're like, oh, we'll go and get it, because there's no way someone went in and bought Delta Farce. No. But then we're thinking, maybe someone did. It's a big city. Maybe someone might have done it.

Thankfully, like the North Star that guided the wise men, a light shone out to me from one of the crates. And there it was, Delta Farce. And not only was Delta Farce there, brand spanking new, baby. Unopened, factory sealed copy. Stickers still sealing it and everything. So that movie's only been put inside of a Blu-ray player once. And it was at your place in your Blu-ray player with my eyes and your eyes glued to that screen. So Matt and I had a double feature.

First, we saw 1917, which we'll talk about after we talk about Delta Farce. The more important movie we'll talk about first. Delta Farce. Wait, wait. We're going to talk about Delta Farce? And not these wonderful advertisements that we are forced to read? Ah, we made it. The holidays.

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Come on. What's it from? Parks and Recreation? I haven't seen Parks and Recreation. I think that might be what it's from. Well, you should you should get over all that hustle and bustle in the softest undies and loungewear on earth literally so soft it should be illegal and it probably will be illegal in a year or two so i'd

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That's MeUndies.com slash SuperMega. Yay, B-I-Ds. MeUndies sound pretty comfortable, but do they taste good? Um, well, they don't taste bad, Ryan, but you know what does taste good? My favorite food, honey. And speaking of honey, you know that honey is the free online shopping tool that automatically finds the best promo codes and applies them to your cart. And you know how great it feels to save.

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So, I mean, maybe it's because we watched the movie. It's kind of like the universe was putting things in our head like, hey, guys, prepare for war. They're giving us ideas because we were talking about making a sequel. I know. I know. Why not make a direct, like, to VOD, like, just, you know, sequel to the movie. We're in Iran! Yeah. I'll tell you what a dang old Ayatollah

Don't ask, don't tell. That movie, well, let's talk about this movie. I, uh, I knew it wasn't gonna be good going into it. Like, you know, it was like a guilty pleasure watch. It's like, are we gonna watch the Larry the Campbell Guy movie that you saw for your birthday one year in theaters? I was lucky enough to see it

for my birthday in theaters. I mean, honestly, like you... I don't know if it was for my birthday. I think it... I think it might have been. I definitely saw it in theaters

with my pops. Let me see when it released. Did he think it was funny? Did he enjoy it? Oh, of course. There's a lot... There's a lot of like Larry the Cable Guy

falling down. Oh, when he falls down, it does make me mad. I might have seen it for my birthday because it came out May 11th 2007 that does sound like

it would have had to have been in the theaters for over a month yeah an average run yeah and I'm gonna break away from this convo real quick it might be a new year

but that doesn't mean that that watch still can't fucking interrupt the conversation I just got this watch I don't know it's brand new that was automatically on the beeping it's one time you legitimately had to hide your watch on top of a pillar outside of a movie theater i don't know how to turn the fucking beeper off you just look it up online i will i will i just got this watch. I got a new Casio watch. So, sorry.

My bad. But it was a good ass movie. Solid movie. A lot of funny jokes. Danny Trejo was in it. He's a bad guy. I didn't realize that the green screen was so noticeable when I was younger. But now it's just like, Jesus Christ. Like, this is a movie that you give us,

honestly, you give Matt and I two million and we can make a sequel. Much better sequel, too. Yeah. Seriously. Who, Universal, Sony, I don't know who made Larry the Cable Guy. Yeah, because at the end of the day, you and I,

you give us, actually give us 2.5 million. A million for you, a million for me, and 500,000 for the rest of the shit that would work great it's all a scam dude I'm fine with that dude

I'll scam the movie picture companies my question though is how come they went with two out of the four like blue collar guys you know instead of instead of going cause they got Larry the Cable Guy and they got

Bill Engvall and they got the they got an actor not like a I don't know if he's a comedian of any kind I don't think he is I've seen him in side roles he was Breaking Bad as the undercover cop that was selling

what's his name? He looks like Jackson. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He looks like Jackson. He kind of looks like Jackson with Carson's body. Yeah, yeah. Like he stands like a Tucker brother.

He does. He kind of looks like he could be like the fourth oldest Tucker brother that then went off and pursued acting. Yeah. And I think that it's the movie had a lot of really funny jokes. Like the gay guy that everyone was scared of because he was gay. The gay fat Mexican man. Yes.

And they used him as like their secret weapon. That's right. That's right. They were like, just wait until you see what he does with you. And the guy was like their secret weapon. That's right. That's right. Because they were like, they're just waiting to see what he does with you. And the guy was like, oh no. I think it's alluded to that the staff, or that the sergeant was raped.

It does. Yeah, it does. Right. I think so. I'm pretty sure. I mean, I might have to watch the movie again

if I want to analyze this kind of stuff deeper. They give him drugs, and the two people that pick him up in that sick sick sick car they pick him up and then the next thing we know he's waking up in a house and he has a dress and lipstick

on and he's running out. Yeah that's right. And my favorite part is at the movie at the end they do the classic thing where like right when the movie ends during the credits they just start showing all the bloopers and it's like look at everyone having a good time on set and then and then just slowly like on the screen it scrolls up it says this this movie is dedicated to to the armed forces serving overseas and i was like that's just what i know the people get risking their lives every day overseas absolutely probably they

they're really grateful for that you know what production production company would have done this movie justice because the jokes fall in line with what this production company has done in the past no close happy gilmore sorry happy madison yeah yeah absolutely happy gilmore honestly adam sandler could have been in that movie as a as like a cameo because what if he directed it? Oh, God. That movie – so one thing that's interesting is I saw the box office pull, but nowhere online can I find the budget for it. I can't find how much it cost.

And I wonder if they just didn't put it out because it's embarrassing. It was like, wow. I thought they had to make that shit public. I thought so too, but I can't – I tried searching it the other night. I couldn't find it anywhere. Let's see. DeltaFarceBudget. I could not find it.

I bet Ryan's going to be able to find it very easily. But it was just such an enlightening experience to watch that movie, especially after seeing such an awful movie like 1917. Holy shit. What? Did you find it? Okay, so in the domestic box office, hold on. It made $8 million.

And then international. So then it made 600,000 somewhere overseas. In Iraq. I don't know where it played it. But then the worldwide box office was in total just 8.7 million. Wow, that's bad. But then the DVD sales were 24 million. What the fuck?

Yes. And we just contributed $4.99 to that. So the DVD sales were three times that of when it was in theaters. Damn, that's fucking unreal, dude. But I don't... It made $3 million on the opening weekend. It played in almost 2,000 theaters. Average run per theater was about three weeks, almost a month.

So it's very possible you could have seen it for your birthday then. It is very possible. What's up, Jackson? Is he masturbating? Yeah, he is. He's stroking a little. Does he actually have his penis out? Yeah. What's up, Jackson? They he masturbating? Yeah, he is. He's stroking a little. Does he actually have his penis out? Yeah.

What's up, Jackson? I'll wear your keys. I can't find them. They're on the counter in the kitchen. Okay. Okay. Yeah. About to head out?

Yeah, I'm going on strike. Oh, shit. Again? I'm going to get more of Matt's car to go get some little art supplies so me and Justin can build some posters. Oh, I'm excited. Okay. Well, good luck with the strike.

I'm going to get some glitter for mine. Okay. Good luck with that. Justin probably wants some glitter for mine. Okay. Good luck with that. Justin probably wants some glitter too. Get googly eyes for Justin. Yes, he loves googly eyes. For his strike sign. Well, good luck with the strike, man.

Let us know how it goes. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Okay. All right. See you, man. We'll see you outside, I'm guessing, right? Yeah. What are picketing hours?

Because I want to make sure I'm at the office. Well, I want to get a bunch of people there, so I'm going to post the address of the office online. Okay, yeah. People come join me and start picketing. Well, we want to support our employees if they want to go on strike. Yeah, no problem. Go for it, man. Okay, cool. We do have the right, though, to hire private security. Yeah.

Okay, so I'm just making sure we have... And whatever they do, we are not culpable. And luckily, we do have a scab, Harrison, so we can get him in when Jackson's not here. But I just want you to be careful because sometimes private security can get a little – you know how they can get. Yeah. You remember the birthday party. Now, do you know if this security company has a union?

They go on strike, too. You get them. All right, man man that's funny right that's good shit you should make it reality and see how funny it actually is yeah go on strike if you want to go the blackmail route Justin is probably the number one person to go to.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know. For sure, man. We can't run for president. I'll put it that way. Well, now we can. Actually, maybe we could.

We'll see. I think our chances of – if anything, do you think that since Trump became – in the world of statistics, look at this. In whole life, numbers, numbers. Mr. Matt. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. Just a lot of numbers, look at this. In whole life numbers, numbers, numbers. You know what I'm saying? Just a lot of numbers, a lot of equations. In our life, in our universe. Did the chances of Matt and I statistically,

like did the chances of us becoming president statistically, did they go up? Yes, for sure. Because Donald Trump became president or do you think they're the exact same? I think that we are more likely to be, I almost said indicted, more likely to be elected because now the role of the presidency is not seen the same anymore. It's not quite the same as it was before. So I think that we do have a better shot now at being elected.

And if I ever decide to take that route, you know, i might have to thank the big man himself djt jackson before you go on strike there's one more thing i'm gonna need you to do yeah uh could you just take over the podcast real quick i gotta take a shit yeah of course okay all right and then after this i promise you yeah you can go on strike right after this i've been waiting thank you uh what's up jackson hey not a whole lot yeah yeah Get the mic a little closer to you. Yeah. Is that good? You got to be right up on that thing.

I'm going to go get my bag of pretzels. Hey, Pretzel Gate 2020, baby. Baby. Hey, baby. It's good to have you on the podcast, Jack. Thanks. How was your New Year's and Christmas? It was nice.

I got to see my family. They came out to the sunny city of Los Angeles. Yeah, that was very nice. We had a nice little time, yeah. We went to New Year's Eve. We went to a nice tiki bar with them. We did. New Year's Eve was very fun.

New Year's Eve was a lot of fun. I missed the countdown by accident because it was coming up really soon. It was like 11.59, and I was like, oh, I need to pull up. I didn't have any way to see the actual time by the seconds, so I was like, oh, I'm going to go on one of those websites didn't have, like, any way to see, like, the actual time by the seconds. So I was like, oh, I'm going to go on one of those websites that shows the exact time. And I jump on in there.

And as I'm searching the website, it switched over to midnight. And I was like, oh, okay. It's a new decade. There it is. I was taking a shit. And I was like, oh, I should call my girlfriend

because it's midnight. So I was like, I didn't realize it was going to be midnight. And I just really had to go shit. So I was like, well, you know. Yeah, because you were gone when the thing, like, we were, like, texting. Well, because somebody else was in the other bathroom So I was like, well, you know. Yeah, because you were gone when the thing, like, I was like, protection.

Well, because somebody else was in the other bathroom. I was like, oh, let me go to the other one in the house. So I went there to take a shit, and then I was like, well, it's 1159. I can't very well get up and walk out there now. You could have. Start the new decade that way. Start the new year with a little doo-doo on my ass. I like it.

What better way for you to start the new decade than by shitting? It's very on brand. I appreciate that. Going out like I lived it. You ended the decade shitting. You started the decade shitting. That's good. That's good.

I like that a lot. And then I've been having a lot of dreams about shitting myself lately. Well, you texted me the other day and you were like, do you remember when I shit in your face back in college? I was like, man, how could I forget? Not like, not like bippy style. Literally, yes, but there was less than six inches from my face to the shit that was coming out of your ass. Well, my pants were on when I did it. No, you were just wearing underwear.

No, I'm pretty sure I just had a pair of shorts. It was just a pair of boxers, I remember. It was not a pair of boxers. It was a pair of like. What was I doing just in my boxers around you? It was a pair of plaid boxers. We were having a sleepover. I thought that I was. That sounds like middle school. Like, oh, you were in your boxers. It was a pair of like... What was I doing just in my boxers around you? It was a pair of plaid boxers. We were having a sleepover. I thought that I was...

That sounds like middle school. Like, oh, you were in your boxers. We're having a fun sleepover. No, it was like... It was the one time that I slept... Or not the one time. The first time I slept over at your house in Mount Pleasant. And I did shit in your face.

You did shit... Hey, it's okay, man. Get a load of this. And then just... Pretty bad. Ryan's back. So, Jackson, you are free to go on strike now. I mean, unless you'd rather do the strike for me, Ryan.

I can hang out in here while you do the strike. I'll take your call if you want to go on strike, Ryan. If I go on strike, does that mean I to go on strike now. Unless you'd rather do the strike for me, Ryan. I can hang out in here while you do the strike. That's your call if you want to go on strike, Ryan. If I go on strike, does that mean I can go on Call of Duty? You could go play Call of Duty. That's what my strike was. If you like strike, you choose your own hours. Okay. See, I'm going to be outside.

No, see, I have the Switch. I'm just going to be outside playing Final Fantasy. Do you still get paid for the podcast and ad reads and stuff if I go on strike? Jackson, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to. No, no, no. You still get paid. You're just going on strike for me. So you're still getting your check. Jackson's the type of guy.

Doesn't Jackson look like he could easily swindle you out of a couple million? He's that type of guy that, you know. Aaron said this about Reviewbrah once. He looks like the type of guy that would smile and shake your hand and swindle you out of $2 million. I disagree with that. There's too much love in those eyes. No, there is.

But you kind of have that look. See that smile right there? That's the smile of a man that could swindle some money. It's just I'm purely self-motivation. I like that. That's how I work for SuperMega. That's what he's doing right now. He's swindling us.

Well, go on. I'm pushing my brand right now Thank you Nice boots dude Are they made for walking? Yeah Is that just what they'll do? One of these days those boots are gonna walk all over me

I don't know what you're saying It's the song dude What? These boots are made for walking Do you know what he's talking about Ryan? And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you. Do you know what he's talking about?

I don't think I've ever heard this song. I've never heard of this song. All right, Jackson, go on strike. I'm stealing equipment from the office. I'm gonna take the mic with me. He just takes the mic with him outside. Well, have fun, Jackson. Hey, good luck with the strike, man.

I love you. I love you, too. Hey, have fun, dude. Hey, good luck out there thank you all right will you try this no i don't want any alcohol it's just the flavor please do another time i don't want that i'll try it okay what is it it's banter which is chinese liquor jackson just real quick brought us some oh i smell it jackson brought us some chinese liquor smells like mouthwash you never tasted something weirder than this it's how's it taste oh what the fuck is that did you feed me did you

feed me detergent his eyes are watering my. My body, like, rejects it. Matt, Matt, just, like, come on, just take it. Oh, my God. Can I spit it back into the cup? My mouth and throat feel like I just did mouthwash. I gargled mouthwash for, like, two minutes. What's it called? Banthu.

Banthu? Oh, it woke me up, though. It's Chinese. It wires you up because you're like, fuck, I wasn't expecting that. Oh, it smells despicable. It's so complex. There's so many weird-ass flavors that you would not expect. And, Matt, you love sweet, right?

Yeah. This is a weird sweet. It's like sweet, but okay. You went for a lot. Oh, my God. You went for a lot Oh my god What's your reaction my friend Right Where'd you get this

Monterey Park Jesus my eyes are watering You gonna pour the rest in the sink my friend That was the tiniest sip I'm so curious. I've seen this stuff everywhere. You see the billboards for it around LA. There's like the really popular billboards.

Yeah, I think there are like about three billboards outside of Ebbing, Missouri. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Same thing. It's disgusting. My throat is burning. What I can describe it is it tastes like concentrated Red Bull with an after note of blue cheese. Blue cheese? Do you taste the cheese? Like the cheesy aftertaste? can describe it as it tastes like concentrated red bowl with an after note of blue cheese. Blue

cheese. Do you taste the cheese? Like the cheesy aftertaste? Do you need another sip? I see the cheese too. That was like when I tried that was like plum and cheese. It tastes like blue cheese at the end. It starts like really strong red bowl flavor and ends with like a blue cheese flavor. Well, I didn't know like they when they drink

it, they have like a third of a shot. But like I didn't know that. So I poured myself a full shot and drank it and, like. Oh, you did a full shot of it? That's. Oh, dude. I'm so sorry you had to experience that. I can't even do a full shot of regular, like, liquor. It's wild.

It's nasty. Go try that if you guys ever find it. And are of age. I had the smallest sip. Have fun. Y'all, too. What time is it? Time for you to get a watch. I'll see y'all at, like, probably. He's going to go to the P.O. box fun. Y'all too. What time is it? Time for you to get a watch.

I'll see y'all at like probably 3 o'clock. He's going to go to the PO box and pick up all that mail. Get it? Check in the mail. Anyway, Delta Forest was an incredibly fun night for me. I really had a blast with you. And I would watch it. That was a really – honestly, like when's the last time it, because you and I hang out,

but we rarely anymore hang out just you and I. Yeah, that was fun. That was really fun. I'll do that again. Let's watch another bad movie soon. I really want to watch. I sent you that screenshot of a movie that I saw. Grand Daddy Daycare?

With Danny Trejo. We should just watch every comedy movie Danny Trejo's in. I think that's impossible. I feel like that is over a lifetime's worth of movies. He's been in a lot of movies. He's just in everything. He'll just show up. He's in Dora the Explorer. He's diversified, man. He has a taco restaurant.

He has a donut shop. Like in LA. And recently he did a marionette show at this marionette theater in Los Angeles. He just opened up Trejo's Clit Piercings down on Hollywood Boulevard. I might have to check that place out. Actually, my mom's in town, you know. She's got a tattoo recently, so she's getting a little more adventurous.

All right. Let's go check this out. I got my clit pierced too. But it's fucking Trejo's Clit Piercings. Why is it? I was trying to hold my laugh when you said that. Trejo's clit piercing. Let's talk about the movie we saw right before Delta Farce, which paled in comparison.

1917. 1917. Best movie of the decade. This is the best movie I've seen so far this year. I don't think I've seen too many movies this year. Delta Farce? I've seen Delta Farce. No, in terms of theater movies, like movies that are released.

It was, well, you saw Cats. Was it better than Cats? Cats wasn't in 2020. I've seen Delta Farce. No, in terms of theater movies, like movies that are released. It was – well, you saw Cats. Was it better than Cats? Cats wasn't in 2020. I don't believe you. I think I saw that. I saw that while I was back home. Damn. What a waste of a good two hours.

I know. I heard it's horrible from everyone. But 1917 – It's so bad you can't even have fun with it. That's never fun. See, Delta Farce I could have fun with, but this is just Cats does not look fun.

1917 was a great movie experience. I would recommend if you are going to watch 1917, try to do it in a theater. Even if you have to wait for the dollar theater. I just think the theater experience with Deacons, you know know deacons knows how to shoot shit and so uh him being the

cinematographer for this um really really helped a lot my god because usually you would think the first thing you do in a war movie i know they did this okay one thing i want to first thing you think of you that you would do in a war movie would be very hectic shots, very like, let's shake the camera. But he did it to where not only is the shot composition wonderful, because it's, I don't know,

Deakins knows how to do his shit. He's one of the best out there. He's been around the block. You can tell. The thing that I always find extraordinary when a movie does it right, and Birdman did it right in this movie, I noticed it, and I was paying attention to it, and I really respected and appreciated it,

is the amount of choreography and planning that has to go up with shot composition when the camera's moving all the time because you're not cutting to different shots. You have to get like think of like great landscape shots now think of an establishing shot then think of a close up shot this movie has to kind of go through all of that

in one take like you like you get an establishment of the base and then you get a tracking shot through the tunnels and then you get a profile of a character that's speaking dialogue. The movie looks incredible and I think it's

acted well. Yes. Real quick for those who don't know, the movie, the entire movie is shot to look like one long take. The whole version, like of course there are cuts but you never notice. If you're looking for them, it's obvious when those cuts are. It was an explosion was like when it cuts to black or something like when there's an explosion

and the screen like all the lights go out for like they flicker it's like oh there was a cut or when they go past a hill yeah and like it goes past the hill it's just like you that's not the point the point of these movies isn't to tell where the cut is because if you pay attention you'll be able to tell it's it's not rocket science but at the same time they I agree where they did it in a way where you're not really I noticed when you know stuff like that happened in terms of like oh they probably

cut it there because I was looking for it but it's just they do it so well there's one shot in particular actually there's not just one shot sorry there's so many fucking there's the shot where they're going around like that pond or the camera goes over the pond they go around yeah they didn't need to do that like they could have just gone around the pond with them but they're like

oh let's let's have the camera go like right over the water and then up the hill i was like god like the crane work yeah in that movie like whoever operated the cranes and again like all that shit like i feel bad for the cameraman who has to hold that camera for that long. You know how tiring that is? Shout out to the cameraman, or the people that did the camera work in that movie. That had to be so hard and taxing.

I think just another thing that's technically impressive about the movie was the whole scene where they were lighting the scenes with flares and fire in the in the kind of burning town yeah where like most of the lighting came from like a flare up in the sky going yeah like that it gets so many ideas across where like the guy doesn't have to say aloud they're shooting flares up so they can see me and i have to and i i better run when the flare goes

down you just get it yeah like it is such an action filled movie. And what I was thinking about when I watched it was the. If you could see in third person outside the camera. Just imagine because, you know, like the crew was just running behind. I know. With like microphones. Because think about like someone with a mic had to be running with them the whole time. Through all that mud.

Someone had with like reflectors and lights to be running. And when the camera moves, they all have to run behind to get behind it. That had to be really exhausting. And they did it. There's two not complaints, but there's two you know when you do pros and cons. I guess those two cons

of mine from the movie would be that. Not enough sex. Yes. Not enough sex. One would be i honestly think hiring uh very famous british actors um to just kind of have their cameos every now and then like mark strong um benedict cumberbatch benedict cumberbatch i honestly felt it took me out of the film it does yeah because it's like oh that's been especially an actor that's so distinctively unique it's Colin Firth yeah it's like oh that's that was

Firth right yeah yeah Colin Firth that's Mark Strong that's that's uh been that dick cumbersnatch yeah and so like I feel like those were two like on the nose which sucks because there comes a point in an actor's life where they're like so famous, like Tom Hanks, where you can't really see him as anyone but Tom Hanks. But at the same time, this movie cast them specifically to play kind of cameo small roles. So it was a little more like it's a little more focused in that moment. You're like, oh, that's just who that is. You're not thinking of them because usually these actors have a whole movie's worth,

like a whole like an hour and a half to two and a half hours to develop the character as they're going on. But these people only have like five minutes on screen. And so you're like, oh, that's just that actor.

You're not really getting a vibe, like a feel for them as their character. And then the- And they throw them in just because it's like, oh, big actor. And you know, I saw him in the preview.

I'm like, I'm going to go see this. It has big people in it. I guess I'll try. It's a draw to it. It's like you look at the cast, you're I'm gonna go see this it has big people in it I guess I'll try well cause it's a draw to it it's like you look at the cast you're like oh Benedict Cumberbatch is in it

oh Mark Strong I wanna give them proper credit real quick but we're talking about the big kinda celebrity names in this movie

but George McKay or Mackie however you wanna pronounce it or Dean Charles Chapman both of those actors did a stellar job. I've never seen anything.

And I was just that movie. Their performance made me cry on two separate occasions of that movie. Do you think M-A-C capital K-A-Y. Do you think that's McKay? McKay. So George McKay. Oh, he he. I'm not going to say he like blew me away in this film, but I really like him as an actor.

I think they cast him perfectly with his look. This is going to sound mean, but he has his look, his face fits what the movie is going for in like the World War II era. It's very British. He looks very British. And that's not an insult because I know a lot – that can be used as an insult. And the way he emotes and works with his – he has a very kind of like flushed kind of look when like something fucked up is going on. Like how you would be in war, I imagine. Yeah. And so like he acted that perfectly.

Chapman did – Dean Charles. Sorry. Dean Charles Chapman. He was amazing too. Did a great job. Chapman did what Dean Charles, sorry, Dean Charles Chapman. He was amazing. Did a great job.

And the other con, sorry, I have to mention this before, because I did like a lot about this film. My favorite scene is the singing scene, just because I liked the transition. I liked the scenes that it transitioned from and into. Yes. I thought that worked perfectly in just that scene in general but uh the con uh i said one was the celebrity and two honestly would just kind of be the how how the movie's technical aspects were so great and the acting was so good that I really felt like the story lacked in terms of,

like, it was a very simple story. Like, it was a little, like, too kind of hokey in terms of some of the story beats, like the looking at pictures of family, the doing, you know, all of this, which is something you would, of course, attach onto a war film. But I think as a war movie, it was a very by the numbers war

movie in in the story like we've when you think of a war movie this is exactly what that is the movie was incredible and it really is a shame that um you know we had to see such uh an awful movie after i know two two war movies yeah two two two of our century's best war movies, I'd say. But I do recommend seeing 1917. Absolutely. Because I really enjoyed my experience there. I was scratching my hand out of anxiety at parts. I don't know if you saw, but I was twisting my skin and stuff because I was so anxious in certain scenes without even realizing it.

And I'd be like, ow, my hand's red. I did cry, though. I cried twice. It has that – it kind of reminds me of the kind of tone of the anxiety. Because, you know, like, anxiety, there's different kind of feelings and levels and different situations that it goes for. It was more similar to Duke Kirk than anything. Yes, definitely. Because, like, when I watched this movie, I felt like the whole, like, kind of first-person nature really made me feel like...

I was like, oh, this is what it would feel like if I was, like, in World War I. Yeah. And it got me so anxious but god, great movie, great fucking movie I recommend it I liked it more than Hacksaw Ridge which a lot of people were raving about I thought Hacksaw Ridge was even more hokey

even though it is based on a true story and this dude is a fucking hero, yes but Andrew Garfield isn't a war hero so I can judge the movie yes he is he carried it's the best sniper our infantry has ever had but Andrew Garfield isn't a war hero so I can judge the movie yes he is he he carries the best sniper our infantry has ever had no he didn't kill anyone that's the point of the movie you don't have to kill someone to be a sniper the whole

point the whole point of the movie is that he did he refused a rifle pacifist yep and then he throws a tantrum. He saved a bunch of people's lives. True story, right? Is that Clint Eastwood? No, that was Mel Gibson. Oh, okay. Okay.

Yikes. Yeah, but geez, man. Before we wrap it up, like what else is new? We went to Universal the other day with our good friends. With Eddie, Jake, Gus, Sven, and Sabrina. Oh yeah, Sabrina was there and Tony.

It was a super fun time. We just recently started hanging out with Gus Johnson and Eddie Burback and Nakey Jakey. Those guys are amazing. Super cool guys. I feel like an asshole, dude. Why?

Why do you feel like an asshole? Because... Okay okay can you can you can you can't i want i want to solve this real quick in terms of the way i think about how other people think about me right so when when you invite me to something your headspace before i even answer are you just kind of like 50 50 are you like he's probably just gonna say no but i might as well invite him well what what is your headspace before I even answer are you just kind of like 50-50 or you're like he's probably just going to say no but I might as well invite him what is your headspace because I dipped on Dave and Buster's just because I didn't feel like going out because I just have this like

I even kind of left a little early at Universal because I was getting this anxious itch to be home I don't know how to explain it everyone has a different personality when it comes to that kind of Yeah. I don't know how to explain it. I mean, everyone has a different personality when it comes to that kind of stuff. Yeah, so like when you invite me to things or when you extend the invitation,

are you like more than likely he's going to say no or not? Usually, yeah. Usually I'm like, I want you to come, so I'll invite you and I'll be like, probably going to say no, but it's worth a shot. Yeah. Every now and then I will say yes. Yeah.

And I'm bummed you didn't come to Dave and Buster's because everyone missed you. I got through. I was like, where's Ryan? I was like, yeah. I feel bad because I did like hanging out with them. It was my first time meeting any of them. They're super fucking cool guys. Little did I know.

I didn't know Jake did music. And and back in when did we go to australia september yeah sometime september like that um something like september october yeah well one of my playlists has like a song of his in it and i had no fucking clue that it was him yeah i had no idea i in fact you were there when I found out it was him it was after he'd already gone back where he lived looking up I was like oh he does music and I watched like this music video of him doing Orange Justice in emo clothes

and uh um emote in emo yeah and then all of a sudden I saw the thumbnail for another song that I recognized and I looked at him like wait this is this is Jake I had no fucking clue that was Jake so I know he's not gonna listen to this but if you guys it's it's I feel like I have to give him a shout out because you know I hung out with him recently

I like his personality and I see and I and I liked his music and I want to give him credit uh the song that I that I liked was a Moby Dick because it has one of my favorite lines in a song of 2019. I'm not sure if I want to ruin it, though. It's such a good line. Yeah, people should go listen to it. He's good. No. It's like one of the first things he says.

I think it is the first line, maybe? If I had a nickel forever, Tom, I'd have a shit ton of nickels. I just love that. I'm just like, yeah, you would, dude. You'd have a shit ton of nickels. You'd have a shit ton of nickels. Pockets full of them. But it was Moby Dick by Jakey.

Yeah, that's the song that I found out. I didn't even know about Jake when I found this song. Yeah, and he's super down to earth. All of them are, man. Gus and Eddie and Jake are really cool dudes and expect a, hopefully in the future. I'm too awkward in person. Like at Universal, like.

What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, you were busting out one-liners that were like splitting my side. I feel for Gus and for Eddie sometimes because they'll be trying to have a conversation with me and I won't know how to like carry a conversation because like, you being my friend, you know how I am I promise you being one of I know but you being one of my best friends you know how I act you know with new people I I I don't know how to kind of like well

I felt bad because your introduction to them was right I was going up the escalator excited to take a mean shit and we hadn't met up with you yet because I I thought you were still in the parking garage like fuck I got a shit my anxiety was. I was like, fuck, I got to shit. My anxiety was running. I was like, these are like one, two, three, four, like five, six new people. I have no idea who they are. You had to introduce yourself to them with all of them when I wasn't there. I was like, fuck.

I was doing that thing and I felt like a dick because they were like, hey, Ryan. I was like, yeah, that's me. I didn't know how to be like, yeah, I'm Ryan. I don't know. They were all talking about you. When you were at Dave and Buster's. I had a good time with them. We were talking at Dave and Buster's. They were like, God, that guy's so fucking funny.

And we were, Jake was over at my house. And we were, me and Jake and Ethan, Crank Gameplays, we were chilling. And Eddie. And we were talking about, Jake and I were like, man, like, me and you just force jokes down people's throats. But Ryan just will, like, sneak attack them. And it's the funniest. That shit you said on uh the fucking universal tour was it the bill burr impression dude when you were talking about like tom cruise i don't remember

what it was it was like terry cruise oh yeah yeah terry cruise there was like a sign with terry cruise and you did this bill burr impression and it fucking killed me dude so fucking funny i had a blast man i'm excited to hang out with those guys more i'm excited to do some videos with them too i'm glad that you finally you and jake for the first time i don't know if it was, no it couldn't have been Eddie's first time but definitely you and Jake's first time on The Mummy which is my favorite ride at Universal. Amazing. If you are to go on any ride at Universal

if you were to only be able to go on one it has to be The Mummy. It is unfortunately the shortest ride there I think but it's the best. The Griffin thing you ride, that's even shorter. The new Harry Potter one. Oh, is it short? Well, it's more of like a young teen to kid coaster.

Yeah. It's fun as fuck, though. Yeah. Kind of like Runaway Reptar at Carowinds. Or it's not Runaway Reptar anymore, right? Because Paramount took out their shit. Yeah. So no more peanuts.

They invited us out, and we hadn't been doing much. I was having a bit of a bummer week. So it was fun to just go out and hang out with the boys. And we made that stupid video on the Universal tram that he – Keio Kojima retweeted for some reason and got like 550,000 likes. I feel like – what's his name? Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. Because in that tweet, it blew up so much,

but it pans very quickly past me. I'm like, there I am! The screenshot of you paused. It's such a good reaction picture. Anyway, guys, thank you for tuning in. This was episode 175, which means that we are

six-eighths of the way to 200. Shiznit, dude. Shiznit, my brother. Don't say that shit, man. I just did the math completely wrong on that, didn't I? Seven-eighths of the way to episode 200. All right. Pretty dope.

All right, guys. Well, thank you for being patient while we did our little yearly hiatus. You said being impatient, right? I said being patient. Oh, okay. Some of them were a bit impatient. Well, you know what? To those people. Can we just write this in stone? For those who worry that we don't upload

like about anywhere between two to three weeks at the start of the year, just know we always take a little hiatus as a break, as a breather, to spend with family, friends, recollect ourselves, and come back. Because I don't want to feel like I'm 24-7 on the YouTube grind.

I can't either. Because that drains your creativity. Just having a little break is nice. We just need a little one. We do that throughout the year. We'll take little couple- day breaks sometimes from the channel. So thank you. Oh wonderful Overlords for allowing us to take a breather now, but for the people that were patient about it Thank you

Because you know sometimes we just randomly take breaks because we need it Otherwise we'll get burnt out and then hey what we're doing Yeah And there's no like there's there's no point in recording or like recording something when we're not to. And other YouTubers, I know a lot of other YouTubers will force it out, and they just won't ever take a break. They have something every single day. Not only that, they'll force out recording sessions. If there's something that I like about you and I,

if we're not feeling a recording session, if we plan, like, we're going to record six episodes today, but two episodes in, we're just not feeling it, we'll be like, we're not feeling it, let's come back to it. I don't want to put out shit. Y'all have noticed sometimes like we'll be really hitting a series hard and all of a sudden it'll kind of pitter patter it's because we just we we want to be in the good recording mood when we record if we're recording and we're not in the mood then we then it's putting out content that's that's that's not lazy it's it's putting out content that's not lazy. It's putting out content that's just –

Not us. Yeah. We're not putting our heart into it. And, you know, like behind the scenes, we do have pretty busy, intricate lives. And sometimes we got to take a couple days off the channel because, you know, shit that we're not going to talk about on the channel, obviously, because it's too personal, comes up. And it's like, you know, we need to take a little break. And we don't always announce it if we're taking a little break, but we do it throughout the year.

Thank you guys for sticking with us. Yeah, thank you. And hopefully, like, thank you to everyone who joined in 2019. If you joined the channel in 2019, welcome. Put it in the comments and everybody welcome them. If you, and I'm excited for all the people that will

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