supermegashow - EP 177 - The Female Body

Episode Date: January 22, 2020

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make good as a mc muffin and a large coffee a hamburger cheeseburger hodgepodge hot cakes vanilla cone shake and a hot fudge sundae Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of the Super Megacast. This is episode 177, and we're your hosts, Matt Watson. And Ryan McGee. That's right. I'd like to give ourselves— Let's not confuse people from the start. My name is Ryan McGee.

In case this is your first podcast. I'm Matt Watson. Hold on. Let's give me— let's say a sentence. You say the same sentence afterwards. Okay. I went to the store and bought some Tims. I went to the store and bought some Tims.

See, my voice is nasally in a little higher pitch than Ryan's. See, I hear my voice is more like than your voice. Every time you impersonate me, it's like. I got that nasally. It's actually, it might not be nasally for long. I'm getting my septum undeviated because I have such a. You know, I could give you a big old knuckle sandwich and fix that in like two seconds. I would let you do that, honestly, if I knew for a fact.

Would you really let me do that? Yes, I would want to be under, though, like asleep, like with something or get blackout. I feel like I'm punching a dead body that doesn't feel nice okay yeah i guess i'll just get that has to be some sort of react oh okay never mind i went to the ent uh a while back and he was like i don't even know how you breathe out of your nose because your septum is so absolutely deviated your nose is just so fucking big big and ugly did you have a grandfather that had a nasty ass nose like this? Jesus, okay, Phineas.

I look, if you like look up my nostrils, which you don't do often, but you'll actually see that one of them up here, like the hole itself is just a slit. Got any boogers up there?

I mean, you can check if you want. I'm going to come over there and check your nose. No, but I want you to compare to compare one of them is a slit so look look at so look at the actual hole inside my nose not not my nostril but in there like compare the size difference oh yeah this one's like three times the size yeah and i think that's why my voice is so nasally because i it's like oh it's like a squidward thing so you're so so if you're going to get the surgery you're just going to sound different. I might.

I don't know. I might. What if I just had the most beautiful voice? Yeah, I might just sound like this. Hey, Ryan, how's it going? Hey, Ryan. I'm curious if it will. Actually, people in the comments who have had septum surgery.

Have they said their experiences with it? No, I'm curious. When you guys listen to this, let me know if your voice sounded different or like less nasally or something. Because, you know, my voice is nasally. Like, see, like when I cover up, if I cover up one nostril.

Well, anyone who covers up their nostrils is going to sound nasally. Well, I'm just covering up one right now and it sounds like that. But if I cover up the one. Well, I can cover one. Okay, I'm trying for that one. Yeah, I just sound kind of, I guess I just just do i sound normal with my nostrils covered no you

sound nasally and then if i really open up my nostrils like if i if i really pull them open does my voice sound any different right now you sound like because you're talking with your upper lip over your teeth or whatever so you sound kind of like this right now. You know what I'm saying? Hi, dude. What's up? I got the surgery. I just come back with like a Chinese accent. Looking like a fucking who from Whoville, dude. When I come out of surgery, there's a thick Chinese accent.

That happens to some people. That's bullshit. Is it bullshit? I think it is. I think the people, they're like, oh, I woke up. Like the woman that- It's like if I go into surgery one day and all of a sudden it's like, oh, I just woke up like this. Exactly.

It's like, it's like, no, I think, I think the people that do that, I think they're getting attention or they're. What if it could be a serious medical condition? I don't think there's any known medical condition where you wake up with a different. You wake up with a completely different accent. Of course. Like brains are crazy things. Oh, Ron, I woke up with an accent. That's terrible, Matt.

I'm here to support you. Thank you. Thank you. What happened there? Your accent slipped. Are you faking? No. Are you trying to...

I'm bad at accents. You know, at the last podcast, we did impressions. Let's do accents this time. Because we haven't done accents before, have we? No. Okay, do... Give me your best British. We'll start easy. Like, what kind of british just uh hello everybody my name is ron mcgee and um i'm going to

be discussing uh some politics and um sounds australian i'm gonna be talking about politics and a bunch of boring things but uh my buddy matt watson over here, he is a piece of shit. And I hope that he does a better impression than I am doing now. I can't do a good... I'm really bad at... No, I'm going to give you a different accent. Ready for this one?

Can I try British? Yeah, you can try. You're trying to cock me accent, mate. No, that was Australian. Can you even throw the mate? It's cockney. No, that was Australian. Cockney is Cockney. Oh, it's my British accent. It's not very good. It's your British accent.

You're up there. It's not very good. Okay, so that British accent. So there's a lot of different. There's a lot of different ones. You can talk as a British person. Liverpool. Liverpool.

Liverpool. Liverpool. I can't do British. Give me one. Okay. French. Liverpool. Liverpool. I can't do it. Give me one. Okay. French. I'll do the sentence we did earlier. I am going to the store to buy some things.

No, that was horrible. I am going to the store to buy some things. Let me try some more. I'm going to the store to buy some things. Okay. A little bit better okay a little bit better a little bit better the teams

we are we are going to the mall beach that was good that's you got

you got the like we are going to the mall the mall the mall I can't do a French accent at all we are going to the mall

the dust mall give me a German one very nice German Borat what the fuck is that I am here to inspect your house monsieur you keep putting other culture things in there?

Like you said mate for the British one. You said monsieur for the German one. Because it's fun. Oh, yes. I am going to inspect your house. Oh, yeah. I just do Don's voice. Isn't that Dutch?

Oh, hello. My name is Don. Oh, fuck. I do the art for Super Mega. I love doing the art for Super Mega because... Dab, dab, dab, dab. Dab in his forehead. Yeah, not dabbing. He's not doing the... No, he's not doing because... Dab, dab, dab, dab. Dab in his forehead. Yeah, not dabbing.

He's not doing the... No, he's not doing the... He's good at dabbing, though. Yeah, he is good at that. I don't know how he does it so well. Yeah, it's like... It's so fluid. It's almost like he's a Fortnite character.

It's like an ocean wave. It is. All right, so I give you German. Okay, Jamaican. Hey, man, Jamaican, man, you're making me crazy. No, that's so hard. Cinnamon is the winner, man. Cinnamon is the winner, man.

See? Where are you going up there? Dun, dun, dun, the ocean floor. What if they put the Applejack's characters in Fortnite? What? The Applejack's characters in Fortnite as skins. That would be cool. Yeah. I hear Jackson playing Fortnite. Jackson's playing Fortnite in the other room. I can hear it through the wall. the apple jacks character is in fortnite that would be cool yeah

jackson is playing fortnite in the other room I can hear it through the wall I hear the explosions we told him to interrupt us if he gets a battle royale but you know knowing jackson give me your best you were doing it a little bit earlier australian

listen bro I'm just doing an Australian accent, bro. Aye, bro. Aye, listen, bro. I'm going to drink some choggers, mate. No, I said do Australian, not man child. Am I going to go down to the dollar store? The dollar store?

The dollar store. Did they bottle out? Get a couple bevies? Get a couple bevies, mate. New Zealand is slightly like Australian. Water bottle? Apparently if you say that, they get pissed off,

but it's like... Would you like a water bottle? New Zealand. My favorite word to say is... The New Zealand accent. ...is water bottle. Water bottle? Water bottle?

Water bottle? I think New Zealand is more like... Water bottle? New Zealand. New Zealand. And Australians are like, New Zealand. I don't fucking know. New Zealand. New Zealand. New Zealand is more like New Zealand. New Zealand. And Australians are like, New Zealand. I don't fucking know. New Zealand.

New Zealand. New Zealand. What about old Zealand? Oh. Right? Yeah. New Zealand's the safest place to be in the world if there's ever like an atomic holocaust. Okay.

Fun fact. Or so they tell me. Who tells you these things? I don't actually remember who told me that. All right. Probably some stupid New Zealander. Hearsay. Some dumb Kiwi.

Throw it out. It's hearsay. It's hearsay, yeah. I'm going to fucking, there's going to be an atomic holocaust. I'm going to get my first flight to New Zealand and find out that it's like literally the worst place I could have gone. So they store all the world's nukes. You can go there for some snowboarding.

I would love to go to New Zealand. I remember the Rocket Power movie. They went to New Zealand to compete in some big competition. It didn't come out in theaters. It was like a TV movie. Oh, a TV movie. Yeah. Or maybe it was just a big special.

All I know is that the Rocket Power people went to New Zealand to compete something. That's badass. Yeah. That's gnarly. They went to Kiwiland. Okay. That's what you call New Zealanders, Kiwis. Got it.

It sounds like an insult, doesn't it? You fucking Kiwis. I know, Kiwis are kind of cute. You know, when you call a French person a frog, it's obviously an insult. Because the frogs are not cute. Hey, Kiwi. Maybe it sounds like you're calling them like, hey, pussy. Hey, pussy boy.

Yeah, because Kiwi is also a fruit. So you could be calling them a fruit by saying that. Can't say pussy, right? I don't know. Pussy? Is pussy one of those things? That you can't say? Yeah.

Well, like, I wasn't using it legitimately, I guess. Man, can I see your... Pussy? Vaginal crease. The doctor comes in. Now let's get a look at that pussy, ma'am. You know what's happened before. Spread those lips.

Whoa. A lot of smeg in there. Talk about spreading the Red Sea. Oh, a lot of blood. A lot of, oh, never mind. I can't tell that story. That time you had the period at your gynecologist? I just said I can't tell that story.

Yeah, right. I remember my cousin. So I have a cousin that lives in Costa Rica. And when we were like 11, he was trying to tell me that he saw a man in the jungle in Costa Rica having his period. And I was like, no, you didn't. He's like, yeah, no, really. I saw a man in the jungle having his period. I saw him.

And I was like, what does that mean? He saw a man in the jungle having his period. He was having his period. I'm like, that's not how it works. Pissing blood? Yikes. I know. Right? I haven jungle having his period. He was having his period. I'm like, that's not how it works. Pissing blood? Yikes. I know, right? I haven't pissed blood yet, and I hope to not piss blood in a long time.

What causes you to piss blood? Urinary tract infection? Yep. Kidney stones? Kidney stones. Cancer of the... Does prostate cancer make you pee blood? I don't think so.

Maybe. That's poo-poo. Chemotherapy makes you pee blood? I don't think so. Maybe. That's poo poo. Chemotherapy makes you pee blood. I think. Or at least in Breaking Bad they did. Cross that one off the bingo board. We talked about Breaking Bad. Talking to my wife makes me pee blood.

Yeah, tell me about it. Me too, man. Well, she makes me pee cum. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Dude, I just pissed some cum. That girl was so hot, I just pissed cum everywhere. I think it was recently sorry

awkward silence after that I think it was recently where I walked into a room of you watching videos of men pissing into women's mouths like these are things that you always have to give context on I love just putting you on the spot. You didn't walk in.

You were in the room when I looked it up. I did walk out. But then you came back in. We were looking up weird piss videos. Because I was like, ah, dude, look at this. Because it was like these guys just peeing in these two girls' mouths. Two women's mouths I should clarify

they were very into it in the video they were like gargling it spitting it everywhere and splashing on each other sorry I just had to like retreat back from the mic because I started gagging pee is the least gross of the body fluids though water? that's not it doesn't count

you're made of 70% water spit spits the least gross body fluid then. Okay. But I'd say pee is up there with not the grossest body fluid. I can't tell if I'd rather have someone pee in my mouth or spit in my mouth. If someone spits in my mouth, it's like this loogie gross slimy texture. Someone just does little spritz in my mouth. I feel like I could just swallow that.

Like if it was the same amount of pee as spit, I feel like I could more easily swallow pee. Yeah, because spit has a texture where pee is just... Get it out. Salty. You know what I'm saying? The shit we talk about on this podcast, it's almost impressive how quickly it can

devolve from doing accents to talking about pissing in someone's mouth. In our mouths, Drinking someone's pee over drink or over drinking spit was the subject. Which I have drank pee before. Your own.

I did. I took a sip of my own pee. I don't know if I've told that story. I don't know if I need to tell that story. I don't want to know because there's You know this story.

How about this? You can't tell the story if you're not willing to tell the full story. Okay. It's just it the full story. Okay. It's just, it's pretty gross. Yeah. But like the thing is, I think you would have to get permission from certain people.

From the other parties involved. And no, this makes it sound like I was doing like water, like water sports, like with some, like I was doing a sexual thing. I'm like, oh, I can talk about that. Cause you know. Um, all right. I'll tell a story. Okay.

Brent pissed in my mouth and I swallowed it and I pissed in his and he swallowed it. And then Brent pissed in my mouth, and I swallowed it, and I pissed in his, and he swallowed it, and then I pissed in my own mouth, and I swallowed it. And you said that you wouldn't be able to hold the piss in your mouth or else he would give you $500. Yeah. And guess who won $500? Guess who walked away with $500? Brent has a weird thing about pissing in people's mouths.

It's like it's like— You want that mic about a fist away from your mouth. Oh, sorry, man. A fist away from your mouth. I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit too far from my mic. I pulled a Joe Rogan there.

Oh, you're a little closer to the mic. It's always like a fist away from your mouth. A fist away? Yeah. Is that what you learned now? Even like a fist away.

Because Joe Rogan uses the same microphones. He's like, you just want that sucker right on you. How about Joe Bogan? And he's an Australian Bogan. Have I made that joke before?

I feel like it's so easy. I feel like, I feel like it has been said. Oh yeah, Jamie, pull that up. We have said thousands of things. So I'm sure at one point, Joe Bogan might have been on there.

How about Joe Rogaine and he grows his hair out? What would Joe Rogaine look like? I think he would look weird with hair. It's unnatural. Yeah. Like Dr. Phil with hair? Think about that. No, he has some hair.

Doesn't he? Mm-hmm. Oh, by the way, we found out something because I saw it on Twitter. It was like a Twitter moments or something. Maybe it was like a Reddit news, whatever. Remember how we were talking about like Puerto Rico recently? Yeah, I think on the last episode. I don't know if it was just found out recently or how long this broke,

but the news has been like more outwardly spread recently have how they were actually hide like puerto rico like the uppers in puerto rico were hiding the aid yeah they found it like a warehouse just like unused like for months and the reason they weren't given more aid was because of corruption in puerto rico and so it was proven correct that's so fucked up yeah Those people literally dying with no electricity, no clean water. That's fucked, man. Puerto Rico really got so fucked. So the government was going

to like hold on to the aid to force to get like more funding from our government and then when we didn't give them more funding they wouldn't be able to explain like, oh, I don't know where we got this aid from. Well, what's so fucked up real quick is just like.

For this whole charade where, you know, that's like politicians playing money games, but like it affects people like just dying in the streets, like the aid. They have no say in this whole corruption thing or the getting the aid or holding it. It just like oh the uppers uh are doing a pissing match and now we don't get but politicians don't care about the actual people they care about the statistics because because politicians can't fathomably actually care about everyone that they are in charge of so they just have to care about the statistical outcome of like positive to negative and most of the time this is they they want the statistics and the math to fall in their favor so it usually just becomes more about money than creating a better economy and stuff you imagine if mr crabs was president man we'd be that'd be a real shit show i don't

know he's he wouldn't he's a penny pincher he wouldn't spend too much wouldn't be that big of a bar art yeah you know we we would balance the budget real fast i'm telling you like it would be some some real shit. I would like to get Spongebob characters as a political cabinet. Like a third. There's Democrat, Republican. And then Spongebob. And then Spongebob.

Then Bikini Bottom representatives. Yeah. Get the guy that yells, my leg. You can go down to the floor. The guy who voices Plankton is the famous my leg guy. Oh, okay. That's why he sounds very similar. My leg.

My leg. That's so good. I fucking love SpongeBob. How do you feel about the new SpongeBob movie? Well, one, they're using it, obviously obviously to help tie in Camp Coral. The spinoff. The prequel to SpongeBob is how it is? And the style of the movie.

While I think it's always nice to go in different stylistic directions, I feel like SpongeBob loses a lot of that Spongebob feel it's not really the same anymore yeah it's more choppy and not as like cause you know there's like I don't know it's not real claymation it's like CGI stop motion it's like fake it's like isn't the same shit that like the Charlie Brown people did

which looks not bad but I want like when it's claymation it's just like you have so much more respect for it like like Laika like when it's claymation, it's just like you have so much more respect for it. Like Laika. Laika. They do claymation. The Missing Link.

They do fucking incredible claymation. Which is up for Best Picture. Really? Hallelujah. I never saw it. It's good. Oh, we haven't even started talking about this yet. We're back from Vegas.

Yes. Which at the last podcast, we said we were back from Vegas, but at the time of recording, we hadn't actually gone yet. Yes. But now we're back from Vegas, baby. It was super fun. Ate a lot of good food. Well, you missed out on the – The steaks, which you said was your favorite part.

Yes. It was late at night. I was so tired. And we get to the steak place. I'm like, I'm going to Uber back to the hotel. I'm so tired. And then apparently you guys had the best steaks ever. Yeah.

And it wasn't that much because the steaks are half off after midnight. So then I gave you half a steak? Hey. All right. That was good. Thanks, man. I'm trying my best. No, it was just a very cheap steak.

Oh. How cheap was it? Well, I don't remember the menu off the top of my head, unfortunately. I want exact prices. I can't give that to you right now. No round. I'll have to look it up now I'll have to look it up I will say that the bill

for four people was very low for everyone ordering steaks and sides and drinks and stuff I wish I had come because the thing was I had some drinks and then I fell asleep in the Uber on the way there was that the same day you were just like my feet at the end of that night i was just ready to

pass a lot of the walking we did was like i think it's this way and like we didn't figure out like no one looked it up to make sure and double check that we could actually get through a casino into another one yeah there was a lot of backtracking when there didn't need to be and my feet were killing me because i got big old bunions another surgery i need to have that i've been holding off because they said it's a long recovery process and very painful recovery process. And I can't do both feet at the same time. Actually, you know, I can check how many miles we walked that day.

OK, I'm going to go on my health app and I will tell you that day how many miles we walked. I forgot to wear my Apple watch today. Oh, you bitch. And it's weird. Sunday, it didn't record my shit into the activity app even though it was recording on the watch itself what's up with that what's up with that what's up with that walking okay here we go uh yeah oh yeah he's here uh we were gonna have on the podcast we

decided not to okay what what day did we get to vegas tuesday yes okay we walked i walked 8.1 miles that day so that's that's a pretty considerable amount of walking you know i mean the next day was 5.8 and the next day was 6.6 so that's that's a good i can always tell when i am uh out of town by my steps because they go up so much like okay here we go march 2019 when we went to j, look at this. I'm lookin'. How do I- hold on, I'm trying to figure out how to pull this shit up. Okay, March 2019. 9.4 miles one day, 7.5 the other day, 8.6, 8.2. Yeah, walked a lot in Japan.

It pisses me off. It says I only did that. I worked out, I did my activity. Hey, 69? 69 calories burned? No, no, cause that's not true! No, that's funny though, that's the funny one. I don't care. 69 calories burned? No, no, because that's not true. No, that's funny, though. That's the funny one. I don't care if it's funny. It's stupid. Trying to get healthy and technology is failing me.

But guess what? Guess what? Even if it didn't count it there, it counted it here. It did count here. It did. It did count in my body. So that data is not lost. That data is there.

Yeah. So you've been exercising in the mornings now? Usually like midday. So you've got a machine. Yeah, I have an elliptical trainer machine. Nice. It's very nice. It has workouts already on it, so I can just be like, this workout.

And then it's like, okay. And then it adjusts the resistance as the workout goes on. That shit's so hard. I remember doing. You feel the burn. Yeah. And then you get off of it, and your head's like okay and then it adjusts the resistance as the workout goes on it's so hard i remember doing you feel the burn and then yeah you get off of it and your head's all cloud and you're like whoa where am i then it feels like you're walking on clouds because your legs your legs are so light yeah and then you're all shaky get the jelly legs exactly i remember exercising when i would do that on treadmills and shit i i have really bad um endurance i just like don't have good endurance you You can improve it.

Yeah. It's super easy to improve apparently. But when I start doing that, I just, I'm out of breath so fucking fast. Because at Universal, we went up those steps. Well, you got to break through that. Yeah. That's what happens. Like it takes me sometimes like 15 minutes of just constantly working out.

And then like it'll be that moment where it's like, okay, now I can just go. Yeah. and then like it'll it'll be that moment it's like okay now i can just go yeah it's like when when you're when your heart rate goes from like 170 in between like 170 to like 180 something usually you're like oh my god it's hurting you're miserable but once you pass that runner's high like even if your heart rate's like 180 um like that doesn't feel as bad as when you first started because my experience in running um the times I've done it, like long runs, it sucks at first, but then you hit a point where it's like just numb and you can just keep going.

You're just like, I'm just going to keep going. Yeah. You got to break that barrier. And that's the shittiest part. I used to run in Charleston growing up. There was a – every year – not was. There is every year a thing called the Bridge Run, and I think it's in April every year. The Bridge Run.

Oh, okay. Because Charleston is famous for the big bridge, so every year people will start in Mount Pleasant. Well, in Irma, we have the Ochre Strut. Well, you know what? You don't have a big-ass bridge. Well, we have the – do you have – The fourth biggest suspension bridge in North America? Yes, we do.

Do you have the biggest celebration of okra in the United States? No, we don't! Okra bouncy houses? Okra mascots? I do love okra. I would like to go to that one here. Do you like okra? Never tried it. You've never tried okra? But I've been to the okra strut. Dad, you fake fan.

That's not right, dude. It's not right. Okra is amazing. It's a weird texture though i do say and if you're a texture guy and texture is what turns you off don't imagine you like okra it's like asparagus no not at all you bite it and outside's a little bit fuzzy you bite through it and it's the green part of the okra itself is a little stringy and then the inside is just clear goo like very slimy like like almost feels like stringy, and then the inside is just clear goo, like very slimy, like almost feels like lube. That's disgusting.

And then there's little seeds that feel like fish eggs. So for texture people, it's not good. I love okra, though. Okra is delicious. So it's not like an asparagus. I like asparagus. Do you know what the inside of okra looks like? No.

Okay, let me show you. Okra is probably what? I could look it up on my end. Nope, nope. i'm beating you to it uh look at the okra is probably one of my favorite vegetables i think fried okra is one of like the best southern dishes in existence i think like anytime i go to a restaurant and fried okra is an option i will i will scoop that up i will throw those little suckers right in my mouth i can't get enough of fried okra.

Because when it's fried, it doesn't have the sliminess or anything. It's just like a nice... Did you send me the picture? Oh, sorry. I thought you were pulling it up. I looked at it myself. No, you told me you weren't pulling it up. Yeah, but then I thought you were still looking at your phone.

Yeah. That's okra. That's what okra looks like on the inside. And it's full of slime. Interesting. Slime. Pickled okra is really good. I'll search okra slime real quick so you can see like a nice picture of the slime it's definitely why is my okra slimy the same clear goop that

flows through its leaves known as muke muke allege so it's mucus also found in okra pods made of sugar residues called exopolysaccharides and proteins called glycoproteins. So, okay. So it's just protein, I guess. Did you know, fun fact, the slime on the outside of sharks that makes them slippery is the same stuff that makes a woman's no-no place wet? It's blood plasma? Yeah.

Okay. Did you know that? I didn't know that sharks used blood plasma i hope i don't have that wrong wait is it really blood plasma the i think so whoa yo i'm about to be donating some plasma tonight i mean i can double check that dude can you go into a plasma donation center and just come out with like a cup of semen and be like here it is and like sir what are you doing like well i got my donation dude the best fucking moment in all of check it out with ste a cup of semen and be like, here it is. And they're like, sir, what are you doing? Like, well, I got my donation. Dude, the best fucking moment in all of Check It Out with Steve Brule is when he goes to

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You know what I'm saying? It just says it secretes mucus, but what is the mucus? Where's the genetic makeup of that mucus? From the pussy? From the shark or from the? From the... From the shark or from the... From the vagina. What is... Skein's glands, which sit near the urethra and are sometimes called the female prostate,

also contribute to the wetness you feel when you're aroused. They secrete mucus that lubricates the area around your vaginal opening. But what is that? What's the material... What's the mucus called? What is vagina wet i'm gonna look up what is vagina mucus called plannedparenthood.com has a section called what happens when a girl gets wet why people also ask why am i always wet down there and smelly

what color is a female's wetness? Is there a name for that? Like, is there a name for the substance itself? I don't know. Whoa. Psychology today. In short term, men like kisses to be wet while women do not. Interesting. The discharge from your mucus plug is very thick, jelly-like, and may be tinged with blood.

Some women describe the mucus plug as looking like thick egg whites. Do you know what a mucus plug is? Or the mucus from a runny nose. I'm pretty sure that's when you give birth. Interesting. Mucus plug, just that combinational words is not. Mucus plug. Clear and milky white.

However, any changes in its quantity or consistency suggest an issue well will anyone listen to this podcast with their parents why is there clear slimy stuff when i wipe as far as the sticky stuff coming from your vagina goes it's normal to have a vaginal discharge actually elmer's glue sticky thin or thick however it should not have an unpleasant odor normal vaginal fluid is the body's way of keeping the vagina moist and clean. Hold on. I'm just going down Google's suggested related questions. Me too.

That's what I'm doing. What happens after kissing a guy? Your pupils dilate. So after kissing a guy. Can lip kiss cause pregnancy? No, you cannot get pregnant from just kissing someone. Pregnancy can only occur if sperm is ejaculated in or near the vagina uh why is my discharge stretchy it is white or transparent

thick and sticky or slippery and stretchy unusual types of vaginal discharge can indicate bacterial vaginosis discharge that has a fishy odor a yeast infection discharge is clumpy like cottage cheese we're we're gynecologists in this episode i'm learning so much i'm going i'm going down right now and and these are these are the related questions can a girl get pregnant if a boy touches her breast with mouth uh what happens if sperm touches your hand? Can I get pregnant just by rubbing? Can sperm go through your clothes and get you pregnant? Can I get pregnant if he puts it back in? What?

What should be eaten to avoid pregnancy? There's not really... What does yellow discharge look like? All right. I think that's good for the segment of 10 minutes of us reading out vaginal discharge questions on Google. If your discharge is green or yellow and has a foul smell, this is an indication that you may have an infection. Yeah, have you ever listened to Super Megacast? So you're looking for a good podcast to listen to?

Some grown women out there might have just been like, oh shit, you guys helped me catch the yeast infection. That's what we're here for, guys. Because this poor woman at the age of 40 had never had one before or heard of it. Yeast is a natural byproduct that the body produces. I know, I know. We can make bread.

Can we? Women can make bread. No. Yo, I'll tell you something, though. They made yogurt with their yeast right let me tell you something ryan what's up i don't know if women can make bread but i can make bread with what you know money money money money yeah you and i make some bread right exactly especially with these ad reads yep hey matt yes did you know that two out of three guys will experience some

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And it was her. Mitski. Why are you giving me that dead-eyed look? Because I wasn't singing Mitski. No, no, no. I was just bringing that up. Oh, you went, it's her. And I was like, it's her.

Mitski. Yeah, Mitski's wonderful. I heard the first Mitski song I've ever heard. It was really good. It was like, nobody nobody nobody it's really good i was like this song fucking slaps i was at a party a birthday party and i i heard she listened to more of her shit it's really good we play she's not uh doing music right now just not she's taking up well she's taking a big break oh i uh i did uh she actually did a show in Orlando at the same venue the night before we did one.

Damn, I went to go see one of her last shows in LA. Really? With Brent? That's Aurora. You got any concerts with Brent coming up? Aurora I think is also going to spend some time home for a bit.

That's good. She's been busy. She's like released two albums last year. Damn, two albums in one year. Yeah. Like maybe two or three. I think two. I just want to keep it at two and just be safe with that.

There's a lot of record deals will be like, you got to do four albums in two years. And it's like, whew, that's pressure. That's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of pressure, too, because it's like, what if you're like on a pressure to release an album? And you have to just make bullshit and you're not feeling it though because it's like i find a lot of musicians probably you know they make the best music when they when it's a passion project yeah and when it's also when like they feel it but if you're

on a deadline it's kind of like uh um an assignment for school it It's like, oh, man, I'm not really going to put any passion in this. I just have to hit a deadline. Yeah. But then if you wanted to actually learn about that subject outside of school because you were interested in it, you would actually retain the information and learn it a lot more. Is that a good analogy? Does that make sense? I mean, I think it's a good analogy. You got it.

Because like I – ouch. What's wrong? One of my nerves pinched me oh um but guess what man what chicken butt oh come on man guess what i saw recently matt uh your penis for the first time in 10 years because i'm so fucking fat that i can't see my penis it was not a joke about your weight was it was it a side was it a joke about the size of my penis why are you joking about the size of my penis? That sounds like something someone with a big penis would do. No, it was a joke and poor taste.

Or someone with a small penis that's just insecure would do. Or a bully that has a big penis. That flaunts his big penis in front of all the small simpletons around him. I don't do that. Okay, sure. I don't have a big penis and I don't flaunt it in front of all the simpletons. Okay. There are facts there.

There are facts. Yeah. Settled. Settled. We're done. I didn't want to take you to court over that one. But I saw a movie with Ross. Went over to his place.

Rostifer O'Donovan? Yeah. And we smoked up a little bit and I'm glad we smoked up because we watched a movie called Paprika. I still can't remember the director's name. This is the first movie I've seen of his. Satoshi Ko? Something, maybe, yeah.

Something like that? Yeah, he did Perfect Blue. Perfect Blue. I have not seen Paprika, but I've seen Perfect Blue, and it's fucking amazing. Paprika is a fucking trip. Real quick, before you get into it, would you like to share, because you mentioned Smoking Up with Ross. Would you like to mention? Because you mentioned smoking up with Ross. Mm-hmm. Would you like to mention

why that was so special? Oh, it was special because I'm not going to say through who or how, but somehow Ross managed to get a joint that was given to someone who gave it to him.

But the person who originally started off with this joint. Who rolled it themselves? Snoop Dogg. And it was their own home stuff yeah i think so yeah that's what ross said all i know is it's a joint snoop dogg's one of snoop dogg's actual joints yeah and it was not like his brand like his actual and it was heavy i have to say i could imagine it was pretty heavy we didn't smoke at all we smoked like a third of it just you know wow that i mean that would that would probably destroy me i have a very low tolerance for marijuana when i when i smoke it it it can just completely put me on my butt on my on my little booty you know what i'm saying

uh but tell me about paprika more um i don't i don't want to like spoil too much, but essentially it is think about, you know, if you could go into someone's dreams and then kind of influence their thoughts. I've seen Inception, Ryan. Yeah, I know. Well, weird, weird. Oddly enough, there's a lot of imagery from this movie that I was like, oh, shit, that that seems like it's from Inception. shit that that seems like it's from inception like there's a clear uh i don't know if like christopher nolan can call it an homage because i feel like even though paprika is well known i don't feel like it's well known amongst the american audience so i don't know if you can get away with calling it an homage if if nobody if if more than not don't know like this this thing there's a lot of articles i justrika Inception and there's like the synergy of Inception and Paprika.

Satoshi Kon, that's his name. Satoshi Kon, okay. But there's this one scene where like the dream breaks in like this kind of like shatters like a glass type thing in the same way that it does in Inception.

It was odd. There's a whole section on the Wikipedia page, like a massive section just titled Inception and it's just about how critics have drawn the similarities and stuff. Interesting.

Definitely. It's also about going into someone's dreams. I didn't see anyone knocking Spongebob around when they did the episode where he was going into people's dreams.

Spongebob did it before Inception. And Paprika. Paprika's 2006. I feel like that's an old ass Spongebob episode. Was Paprika 2006? Yeah, I just looked it up.

Okay. Inception was 2010. Which, what did you think about Inception? Let's talk about Inception. One of the greatest movies of our time. I've only seen it once in theaters. So I don't feel like I have a fresh enough mind. But I remember at the time I enjoyed it.

I was confused as hell. But like looking back, I don't know. But like looking back, I I don't know, like after watching Paprika, I think I prefer the movies when they deal with like dream stuff. Like Christopher Nolan made it cool and and people in suits and we're going to these cool locations and the world works in weird ways. It bends up. Oh, no. But Paprika was more just kind of like this lucid fucking nightmare. Well, I've talked about my dreams extensively. Because my dreams are just weird as fuck. And when I see in a movie, someone goes to a dream, it's always just super realistic. And it's like, I think to really convey a dream, it just has to be uncanny and not make sense.

I think you should watch Paprika. It's really good. And it makes me want to watch more of his films well uh i think i'm gonna start with perfect blue perfect blue i'll watch that with you i want to see it again okay it's so fucking good i love it it's terrifying it's really good though it's a thriller right yeah it's a thriller i uh speaking of of big directors we're talking about uh nolan talking about michael moore uh yeah michael moore has uh peter jackson uh guillermo del toro keep going oh oh you mean famous directors keep going keep going no for real keep going see if you guess it alfred hitchcock no no i'm talking like directors

of the now did you get what i was doing big director oh my God, man. I see you. Okay, James Cameron. Okay, you're going through his shit? No, I'm just looking at December 17th, 2021. What about James Cameron? What are you talking about? December 17th, 2021 will be a very special day. That's when Avatar 2 comes out?

Avatar 2. I can't wait. I'm not interested, dude. I'm not interested, dude. I'm not interested at all. It really is crazy how it's the highest grossing. What's the stats on Avatar? It's like the highest grossing movie of all time? It was the highest grossing movie of all time.

I thought something beat it recently. Didn't Marvel beat it? Oh, Infinity. Endgame? Endgame, yeah. But like, how was that the highest grossing movie that no one, like, it's not a pop culture. Everyone went to go see it, though. That's when 3D was kind of.

Was it because of the 3D thing? That was when Real D started, right? Yes. With the goofy glasses that. The black glasses. In eighth grade, I'd punch the lenses out and wear them and be like, oh, I'm a hipster. I look cool. I'm hot.

I still do that sometimes. I'll put on my Real D glasses and just go out in public. Do you still have a pair? No, I don't. Okay. But, I mean, Real D, the first time I saw it, it blew me away. The first movie I ever saw on Real D, I think, was Monsters vs. Aliens. Do you remember that?

Yeah. I remember one of the first. No, I honestly can't remember. I remember the first movie to be blown away by Real D, 3D, was in Toy Story 3. Yes. I think animation works way better with those glasses because it makes the depth beautiful. The colors and everything and the depth perception is there. But when it's live action movies, it just makes everything seem more campy and fake.

Animation is already fake, so I think you're able to easily, like, trick your brain, because you're more, like, kind of encapsulated by the atmosphere. Yeah, it's like a fun little real-life storybook. But then if it's real life, there's something in your brain that's like, that's not real.

Yeah. I see real life 340 every day. You were questioning why Avatar made so much money. Well, it's not even why it made so much money it's like for a movie to be that big and just not leave a mark on like pop culture at all james cameron just manages to pull shit off where you just don't understand it like titanic was not like i don't think was uh marked to do as well as it was i think i i think the studios were trying

to kill it in marketing and stuff well i mean like titanic's a huge maybe i'm wrong on that i could be wrong but um that's funny how some of those things work like uh don't kiss the microphone kiss me on the lips instead come on give me okay um basically things that it's funny when there's things that are like huge flops but end up becoming a massive pop culture icon like Reservoir Dogs I think was one of them or Pulp Fiction Evil Dead was one

was it Pulp Fiction? Pulp Fiction was a big flop but ended up being just one of those movies that everyone loves same with I heard that the song Hey Ya by Outkast Hey Ya was sokast Hey Yeah was so ill received

when it came out the radio a lot of radio stations wouldn't even play it it was like so hated and now it's like you hear that song and like

no matter who you are you can tap your foot to that and you're like fuck yeah it's a good song every time I every time you're at a bar you're anywhere

at a restaurant you hear that song you're just like oh yeah nice Johnny Cash needs the duo version Hey Hey Ya I think it's time a little past time hey y'all no no way johnny cash can still do a cover if he wants to you're fucking with me don't gaslight me what are you talking about i see you

got the thing in your eyelids what thing in my eye when you're lying you got the thing in your eyelids. What thing in my eyelids? When you're lying to me. The thing in my eyelids. I can see it. Yeah. Okay, first thing, I thought I was going to have to break to you that Johnny Cash is dead. What? I love your screams, man. Thanks, man. I get very primal with them.

Yeah, that's the thing. I'm known for my scream, but I think in terms terms of comedic value it pales in comparison to your screams people say mine is just more scary yours is is just so because when you react to a situation uh like just now with a scream like that I think what's so funny for me it's like oh funny high pitch noise but for you it's like the like the like the imagery of somebody reacting to a situation with such guttural primal. Like I there's been so many times you've done that, like just in real life. You've said like that's probably the easiest way to make me laugh is when you freak out like that or fart. Yeah.

If I fart, it just sends you for a whirl. It is a direct line to my funny bone because you just have best Hollywood-esque farts I've ever heard in my life. You weren't able to hear them that morning in the hotel room because you were fast asleep. You should have woken me up, man. No, no, no. I did. I did. I heard it from my room.

That one specific one. And then I heard everyone freaking out about it. The one that Harrison was like, that's going to stink. Yeah, yeah. But they don't. Because what I heard was I heard a big, and then I hear like laughter like, oh, my God. Dude. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I was. Is that Harrison? That's. Oh, my God. I was scared because the first night in Vegas. Yeah. Remember how I went home?

I went back to the hotel early and I fell asleep. And you and I were supposed to share a bed because it was Harrison Jackson sharing a bed. You and me share a bed. But Jackson rolled out. There was a couch that was a futon, and he rolled it out for me. By the time I got back to the hotel room because I went out for a smoke, it was laid out. See, I don't know. I didn't even know there was one there.

So I wake up in the middle of the night and like, oh, everyone's back. But I was like, Ryan's not in bed with me. I was like, maybe he's outside or in the bathroom. And I wake up like three hours later and he's still not there. And I was like, how do you know? Oh, because I'm not in the bed with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, maybe he's outside or in the bathroom. And I wake up like three hours later and he's still not there. And I was like, how do you know? Oh, because I'm not in the bed with him. Yeah, I was like, what the hell? So then like in the morning, I wake up and I was like, where's Ryan?

And then Jackson and I were like, oh, he didn't come back last night. I was like, what? And they like fully convinced me like, yeah, we don't know where he is. We haven't heard from him. And I was like starting to freak out. I was like, you haven't heard from Ryan? He didn't come back? And then I realized you were in the living room on your nice little pull-out couch.

Sleeping away where it bent me like a crescent moon. That's the best. My favorite thing about pull-out couches is the sink. Except this one sunk like a candy cane. Yes, like your head was the part that was sinking down, which is very unsettling. Yeah, I woke up with a crick in my neck. Did you get it out? Yeah, I had to dig I woke up with a crick in my neck ew did you get it out yeah I had to dig it out

I hate cricks in necks like and shoulders like but when you wake up and you slept on it wrong you're like the rest of the day

it's gonna be like this and I can't do anything it happens so rarely but that one time you're like fuck you're like god damn it and there's like nothing you can do

and it's because it's like oh I guess I was sleeping with too many pillows under my head yeah I don't know I uh I need a new pillow I can't get it's like, oh, I guess I was sleeping with too many pillows under my head. Yeah. I don't know. I need a new pillow.

I can't get – it's like Goldilocks right now. I have a couple pillows. One of them is too tall where when I sleep on it, it's like – it's very firm and tall. So, like, it's too high. I want my head to be lower to the bed. Yeah. But I like the firmness of it. And then there's another one that the softness is perfect but it's it's too it's too

like low and my face just sinks down to the bed and i'm like i i feel like goldilocks here and i have one more pillow but it's a really shitty one from like walmart that was like five bucks and is like three pieces of paper put together it's so thin i just use it as a pillow to put underneath my knees sometimes because my back hurts so bad no because like you're gonna get an old man i got bunions i got hemorrhoids i put this pillow under my knees no i've been waking up with my back just in the worst pain my lower back so i read online like oh if you put a pillow under your knees it can help like align your back so i did it and it hurt even more so i put it so then i put it under my my lower back and then it also hurt really bad i don't know man you didn't fix it my bed might just be too small for me yeah i mean i'm still i'm in a twin right now okay bitch i'm just kidding i'm

not in a twin i'm in a full but it's like i'm too long for even if if if my if i'm sleeping just regularly my feet are always off the end of the bed i wish i get like an extra long full that would be the best because like if you go up like from a full to a queen or a king does the length of the bed actually get longer or just the width i think the length also gets longer by a little bit because i could because the california king like is that's true california king is massive uh i would i remember when we lived with uh mark he had a california king mattress that he didn't need anymore and i needed a mattress so he's like oh i'll give you this california took up way too much space in your room and i had a i remember you're like i i i need to rethink this well i was like put it in your room yeah because i was like oh i'm not gonna turn down a free mattress the funny thing was you couldn't like give it back to him because that was because

that was his way of making room and after you said yes he was like yep nope not taking it back and then uh the ikea guys were at the house that day putting together some furniture and i had a bed frame and they put together like the bed frame for that and put the mattress on and and i hadn't seen it yet and they're like what do you think wait was that the time like mark pushed one of the movers oh yeah and he smashed his skull on the pavement that was crazy um but the the thing was i saw that in my room and i was like i can't have this in my room it took up like no joke 80 to 85 percent of the room oh i remember and it was tall too like i remember the room was looking at it and you looked at me and i was like dude how do i how do i undo

this it was i mean it was a it was a great mattress i slept on it a couple nights but eventually i think we had to call somebody to come move it out. I've always gone with queen. Queen? Yeah. I should get a queen. I should get myself a queen for sure. Any queens out there? Right?

No, I should get a queen. I don't want a king. King's too big, and I just don't need all that space. I like rolling around sometimes. I sprawl out when I sleep. I really sprawl out. So a queen's perfect for sprawling your shits out, you know? Because I don't want my bed to take up too much of my room.

And even now, I don't have a massive room. Proven. My room is pretty average size. And my bed's in the middle of my room. So it's like I don't want to take up too much space, especially because I have to walk. To get to the other side of my room, I have to walk by it. And if I get a bigger bed, it will make the walkway narrow.

It will make the space between my drawers and my bed less narrow, a little area. I'm trying to put a little desk to like do, uh, I'm trying to learn like piano right now. So I have that on a little desk. It'll make that space more cramped. And my drums fit perfectly right now.

I rearranged them. They fit perfectly. And if I got a bigger bed, it would throw that off. Sounds like you got to stay with the bed you have. Yeah. I'm just going to have to sleep terribly. I just start sleeping in like a

hammock every night I mean there are people that do that they just set up a hammock in their room when we were at that Airbnb in New York for the New York show there was a hammock in my room be like a vampire sleep like standing up or hanging upside down by my feet I'm sure that would align my back perfectly

dude you just have straps that no that would kill you all the blood would rush to your head and kill you how does dracula do it ryan because he's not human yes he is no he's not he's a vampire which is different i think a werewolf and and and jackson tucker over there the same type of thing yeah they look like how how does like uh i wish the blood wouldn't rush to my head because sleeping upside down, how can my posture be bad? It's just stretching me. And I'd probably get a foot taller too. Stretching me out, you know, like gravity to the word.

Sorry, I had to yawn. Yeah, you better apologize for that. I was very fucking ass. I just had to yawn like very obnoxiously and over exaggerated. Luckily, I didn't make a peep. Is it because what I'm talking about is related to sleep or cause it's just that fucking boring I'll take that as that fucking boring

what else happened in Vegas uh okay Jackson Jackson's ass on the way to okay so let's start earlier we leave for Vegas we stopped at the hoover dam before we got to vegas well before that we stopped at a del taco which is supposed to be the first del taco in barstow california it was really good they have like a very special item on the menu

that other tacos don't have it's like the barstow classic it was good it had like beans and peppers and shredded pork some beans and curds and uh way yeah a lot of whey protein and then we ended up uh we ended up at the hoover dam which i'd never seen before and all i all i had to say was damn yep it was really cool it was it was uh it could have gone on uh reddit r slash megalophobia if you ask me it probably is i guarantee it is it it's what's crazy is you can just look straight over the edge of it like there's not really like much protection like your guard rails or anything there's like a rail about waist high yeah and you can just lean over and just look straight

down the hoover dam um you're telling me how you watched a video at one time when you were young i did i saw a guy rolling down the hoover dam it did not look fun for him i don't think he survived um i could easily drop in with a skateboard though if you gave me if you gave me a deck I saw a guy rolling down the Hoover Dam. It did not look fun for him. I don't think he survived. I could easily drop in with a skateboard, though. If you gave me a deck and some wheels, I could easily drop in and carve that baby up. I've never seen that video. Are you going to watch it now? Are you going to watch the video of a man dying live on the podcast?

Well. It's pretty crazy. When you put it like that. Yeah, the Hoover Dam was incredible. It was beautiful. It has to be. It felt really good outside and then we went to vegas had a great effing time and i said in the car if anyone's gonna win money it's gonna be jackson because he has that kind of luck and of course he won 850 dollars from slot machines

without barely spending a single dollar he just puts money in boom wins put money in boom and then i lost more money than I did. Is that the video? Oh, my God, John. Did you see it? Yeah, but when you talked about it, you said he splatted. This guy didn't really splat. At the end, doesn't he hit and pfft? No.

Well, I'm sure it's happened multiple times. Wait, I'm just real quick i'm gonna google like man like how many there is blood like he did die how many people fall off the hoover dam a year there's no way to accidentally fall off the hoover dam though i could find a way you think so the official number of fatalities involving in the oh it's the building of the hoover dam 96 people uh classified as industrial fatalities involving in the, oh, it's the building of the Hoover Dam, 96 people. Classified as industrial fatalities from drowning, blasting, falling rocks, or slides, falls from the canyon walls, being struck by heavy equipment, truck accidents. How many tourists have died at the Hoover Dam?

Oh my, oh, sorry. 38,364, but that's just total suicides in 2010 in the United States. I thought that was just for the Hoover Dam. That was, for a second, I was like, that's a lot of people. Real quick, I just want to see the statistic on the Hoover Dam. Wait for it. Wait for it. Almost. Almost.

This is what we're going to end the podcast with, Matt. Really? Yeah. We got to know the statistic. That's the final thing that we're going to end the podcast with Matt really? yeah we gotta know the statistic that's the final thing that we're going to end the podcast on from 1962 to 2010 a bureau representative is quoted

as saying the dam has seen 35 deaths there have been 30 deaths by suicide since the dam was completed that's not a Niagara Falls has 20 a year that's a shitty way to go but it's on a monument so there was some weird alien shit there Niagara Falls? 20 a year. That's a shitty way to go. But it's on a monument, so. There was some weird alien shit there.

Niagara Falls? No, no, no, no. At Hoover Dam. Oh, you mean like the whole. The statues and the things like the star alignments and the guy was like, we wanted extraterrestrials to see it. It's a really cool piece of architecture and I can't imagine how someone could build that in the 30s or 20s whenever they built it. Well, same thing with pyramids, right? Yeah.

The Sphinx. And when you get up close to a pyramid, like if you look at a picture and you see block by block. Palaces. Palaces. The ones with the round shit, you know, you're like. Oh, Taj Mahal? It's just crazy that people can do that without like modern technology. Dedication.

Well, they didn't. They used it doing future technology from aliens who then took it back before we end the podcast do you think there's any credence to any of those theories I think it is I think it's interesting to think about but I don't think it's true

so you're telling me when you watch ancient aliens you don't believe it I've never seen it all the way through I've only seen the meme. So you haven't seen the show? No. Oh man. I feel like we should have a night where we watch some ancient aliens.

Okay. It gets ridiculous in the later seasons because they're grasping at the stupidest shit. I remember one where it's like they, they, they folded a painting or like they mirrored a painting in half and like it was a guy's face cut in half. So when it mirrored it kind of looked like an alien. And they zoom in and it was a guy's face cut in half. So when it mirrored, it kind of looked like an alien. And they zoom in, and it was like, brrrr.

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