supermegashow - EP 178 - Nuts (feat. Gus Johnson & Eddy Burback)

Episode Date: January 30, 2020

We're joined by legends Gus Johnson and Eddy Burback to talk Gus' worst date ever, a revolutionary new food trend, and the passing of Mr. Peanut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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of the Super Mega Podcast. Today we're joined by two very, very, very, very special guests. Probably the most special guests we've ever had. No disrespect to other guests, but yes, probably one of the most requested guests, if not the most requested guest on our podcast. It's the boys.

It's the boys. Freaking boys. Should I introduce you or should you guys? I don't do any of my own work. That's an awkward thing to ask. We throw it on everybody every time for our podcast too? I don't do any of my own work. We throw it on everybody every time for our podcast too. Because I don't like doing that.

Hi guys. I'm Eddie Burback. I'm 23 years young. I make commentary videos on YouTube. And I have a podcast. Go ahead, Gus. It's my turn. Gus, think of an adjective that starts with a G

and then say that you're that Gus. I'm Grumpy, Gus. It's my turn. Gus, think of an adjective that starts with a G and then say that you're that Gus. I'm Grumpy Little Gus. Sorry, sorry. And I'll remember your name. I'm Game Grump Gus. And I run a comedy channel on YouTube. I do sketches and stuff. And I have a podcast with Eddie.

It's the Gus and Eddie podcast. And these boys will be on it very shortly. You guys are actually our most requested guests. Yeah, honestly. Doing a little trade-off. Look at that. Oh, now I feel bad. I didn't mean to steal it first before we came on yours. Yeah, you got to us first. We're slacking.

That's okay. We're slacking too. We slack every day of the week pretty much. I don't know, dude. Except when we're working on our Patreon. We don't slack. We don't slack on that. Nope. Gus, you also do stuff with Comedy Central, right? Yeah, I do some stuff with Comedy Central. They're really cool. They've afforded me so many opportunities to just kind of like take my G-dang time with shit.

But I've been sending in some digital sketches for them to intermittently post and stuff. Oh, that's sick. I've gone to a couple like live events. I went to like South By and like Comic Con and stuff like that. Whoa. Did like some man on the street stuff with them. That's sick. They've been really cool. I love what they're doing right now because they're bringing in

creators on YouTube and just doing an SNL week with them. They did me, Caleb City, Brandon Rogers, Anthony Padilla and then they're going to do, I think, Churdley's and Trevor Wallace. I'm not sure. That's unconfirmed. I like that. And then the boys from Superman. Eddie, you do sketches for Breitbart too, right?

Yeah, dude. I've seen those. Those are great. About 40 minute sketches every time, audio only. You started off on Louder with Crowder. I was like one of the neon signs in the background. Yeah, but it's great to have you guys on. We've been wanting this forever.

I think like we brought since before we knew you almost a year ago before we even met you we were like we should get them on the podcast but we don't know them though but we want to get them on

so finally here the boys came to the super megaplex we drank some sparkling waters in the kitchen we hung out

it was a fantastic time one of the best days of my year so far I agree it's not even half over yet 11 you're getting me me excited the day we were at universal is actually one of my favorite days of like the last that was such a fucking fun that was my favorite day of the year yeah of the decade there you go yeah damn man i'm gonna keep busting that out for the next five years it's the best thing of the decade because it only makes sense in this tiny window now

and then for the rest of the time people are like why the fuck does he keep saying it it's so stupid like wow he must have been having a shitty decade if that was his best day of the decade but yeah dude that was my best day of the decade the universal trip yes universal that's where we had the

the fucking video that I have no idea what happened with that that fucking blew up. It was so weird. I don't, for people that don't know, it was just this dumb video. Jakey shot of Matt drinking a fake beer off an app and me saying,

whoa. And then Hideo Kojima fucking retweeted it, which didn't make any sense. Yeah. We're on the universal, uh, like studio tour ride and we're just dicking around and all of us are in the video.

It just pans by and then just goes overicking around and all of us are in the video. It just pans by and then just goes over to Eddie and he's like, whoa. And I've never seen anything like that just take off. And it has like

500 something thousand likes. I was watching the meme playlist yesterday and it came up in the middle. I was like, oh shit. A meme page I followed posted it recently

and I was like, okay, it's still getting posted. We're going to see that in like 10 years from now. Just going to go back and watch some like meme video. It's like, okay, it's still getting posted. We're going to see that in like 10 years from now. Just going to go back and watch some meme video. It's like, oh, that day at Universal. Gus has a couple of those from his early YouTube

stuff that are like the shittier phone recording things that'll pop up in meme playlists all the time. Sometimes I forget that I shot it where I'll see it come up in a playlist and I'll be like, oh, I've seen this one fucking 10 times. Oh yeah, I made that. Because it's just on my cell phone. Because when I was doing YouTube Haiku stuff years ago,

I was almost exclusively making things for the subreddit YouTube Haiku, like 30-second or less comedy stuff. And I was so afraid that people were going to get burned out on seeing me all the time that I'd switch up the cameras. I'd be like, one's on a DSLR, one's on an old shitty Sony cam, one's on a cell phone, and then I'd be in some of them. So I just wanted to give that extra layer of maybe not everyone will realize I made the video. So there's a lot of earlier stuff where I'm not even in it.

You're going to deceive people. I wanted to trick and fool everybody. You're a liar. Yeah, you're a liar. First of all, guys, come on now. Dirty lie. That's one of the seven deadly sins, I'm pretty sure. I mean, it's one of the Ten Commandments, actually.

Don't lie. Yeah. Is that one of them? No. Don't lie? No. It's one of the seven deadly sins, I'm pretty sure. I mean, it's one of the Ten Commandments, actually. Don't lie? Yeah. Is that one of them? No. Don't lie? No. It's said like that. It's don't lie. Come on. Come on, don't lie. So I guess God doesn't care if you lie, then. It's not one of the Ten Commandments. But because he wants maybe

fame from deceiving people, don't covet what, maybe don't covet, you could work something in there. That's a commandment. Don't covet? Just don't covet, dude. Just don't covet that thy neighbor's wife. Bro, if I had a nickel for every time I've just gone around town coveting. Rich man. We just might have to

covet tonight, boys. I might have coveted thy neighbor's wife at some point. That's how I tell you I've slept with, like, your significant others. Well, covet's a few steps back from actually going through with the ordeal what do we was there something you'd like to say adultery okay there's nothing I'd like to say okay I've never and I wouldn't tell you on a podcast we'll talk after this I you guys can't see but everyone's getting really sweaty

in the room right now it's crazy oh we turned the heat up that's nuts dude seems like marital issue sweat though not temperature wise just a lot of stuff to figure out just after the fact but we were talking about let's keep it light

what does coveting mean does covet mean to want it's like you want it. You're jealous of it. Oh, it just means want? Yeah, it's not even the act of it. So they didn't say technically, what if you don't want your neighbor's wife, but you have sex with her anyway? Like a passion.

Well, you're still doing adultery, but you're only doing one of the two. What if I secretly get married to her and then... But you can't have more than one wife. But they divorce them. But they divorce them. You could, right? No, no, no. You have one wife and she has one husband and they have sex and that's it.

Does the Bible state that monogamy is the only way to go though? Like in the commandments? I guess dudes could have more than one wife, but the wives couldn't have more than one dude. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. God was very strict on that. He was strict on that. Because it's like, if it's not a commandment what's the point of like following the rule i thought that was like the those are

the rule and if don't lie is in there then gust didn't do anything wrong first thing moses came down and just came down with these plates and said they were from god so at the same time fine china like bless this house oh here's a rule he came down with the slabs i still love one of my favorite dumb little psych eggs ever it's from uh oh i'm absolutely drawing a blank right now i don't know if it's like life of brian or it was an old mel brooks kind of thing so it wasn't monty prithon but it's it's mel brooks as Moses, and he's coming down with the Ten Commandments. But the thing is, he has three tablets. So he's coming down, and he goes,

All right, God said, and one of them falls and breaks. Because he goes, Fifteen Commandments, Ten Commandments. There's like five more that we needed to know. There's like other... five more that we needed to know? There's like a other, aren't there like hypothetically other books of the Bible that like were never found or lost?

Well, there's ones that were discarded. Clifford the Big Red Dog. Well, the illustrations are off. Well, like they actually chose what books to keep. Like there's a shit ton of books written out there, but just the people who put together the Bible bible i don't know

their names unfortunately the boys yeah the boys like let's not put this one in yeah like no that's true like a number of them were discarded and it's like uh none of the books written by women even women that allegedly knew christ were included in the bible and stuff i was just talking about this with eddie last week like i went when i was a kid i went and i saw the dead sea scrolls at the minneapolis like uh science museum and uh it's like the oldest physical transcripts like written on papyrus or whatever the hell of the bible you said they were touring it right it doesn't just sit at the minneapolis yeah i was like why is it in minneapolis holy minneapolis that's sister city to bethlehem They are making a National Treasure 3 What?

Dude, I knew about this This has been stalled forever I'm so pissed He's getting too old Well, I mean Did you see What was it? It starts with an M

Magic Mike No Yeah, he was in that He was not in Magic Mike He was the stand-in Oh, I know who you're talking about Is it Mandy? Mandy

Oh, I haven't seen that yet That was super fun. That was a fun movie. He was yelling a bunch. He still has a lot of energy in him. He's good. It just works all the time. Does he have some kind of like, it doesn't, it's sort of like Johnny Depp. Isn't Johnny Depp like addicted to buying houses and that's why

he has to keep appearing in movies? Yeah, Nick Cage is in debt because he bought like a fucking dinosaur skull and a bunch of other shit. Yeah, didn't he buy it from Leo? Yeah. Yeah. So like he's into debt just buying all fucking dinosaur skull and a bunch of other shit. Yeah. Didn't he buy it from Leo? Yeah. Yeah. So like he's into debt just buying all these goofy things and a bunch of houses. And now he had to sell a bunch of them. I can't believe these celebrities who it's like they could be set for life and just relax.

And then they just keep buying shit. And they're like, well, I got to keep embarrassing myself all over town. Well, the thing that's funny is that Nick Cage is legitimately like an accomplished actor. Yeah, he's in a lot of shit, but he's also in a lot of well-remembered and good shit. Yeah. But on the, I,

on every Hollywood tour you go to, if they ever mentioned Nick Cage, they're only going to mention how he's now in debt. Yeah. It's like, fuck you. Guys on his grind out there. I had to,

I had to whip up my phone quick to look up the national treasure three thing. Cause I do regularly check in on it. Like you'll just search up on Google. I've never heard of it. Five years ago, national treasure three news. Yeah, dude. Well, cause there's like, look how long the history is. There's like, three thing because i do regularly check in on it like you'll just search up on google five years ago national treasure three news yeah dude well because there's like look how long the history is there's like paragraphs and it starts in like 2007 where it's like okay we're gonna do it this time this time this time and the latest was in 2013 that john turtletob said who i guess is like the producer is like oh yeah it's close like the script is almost done but disney needs to greenlight it

but now the latest thing is in January 2020, it was announced that Chris Bremner, the writer of Bad Boys for Life would write a new script for it. So we're back at the freaking drawing board. Stupid. But it's Bad Boys for Life writer. I can trust that. We're still climbing up there. We're still going to eventually see it.

I think it's going to be the Sea Scrolls. Okay. What is it going to be? The Treasure. Oh. The National Treasure. That's not a National. Well, that's going to be the Sea Scrolls. Okay. What is it going to be? The treasure. Oh. The national treasure. That's not a national. Well, that's going to be the document that they used to somehow find it. I think it's going to be like the Magna Carta or the Rosetta Stone or something. But not like the actual Rosetta Stone, like a 2007 Windows XP version of the Rosetta Stone. For like Portuguese?

Yeah. It's like we had the Constitution, but what about the thing that led to the Constitution? The Magna Carta. That would be the Monica Lewinsky dress. They have to scrape out the cum. It wasn't his cum! You know what they do at the back of the Constitution? The lemon juice?

I just want to see a 90-year-old John Voight with a hair dryer over the cum. There's a map on it with Bill Clinton's fucking... You find out it's Hillary's cum whoa there's that guy that uh says he's bill clinton's son and he's like on a huge crusade to get bill clinton to acknowledge it so the movie is the half black dude yeah yeah so they're trying to help him out so they're going to get the cum off of the dress to do a dna test because bill clinton won't do one so they're going to do a dna test with what was left on the dress

to prove once and for all that he is Bill Clinton's illegitimate son. Somehow Epstein's going to be thrown in there for extra dramatic effect. He's ghost. And it's timely, so people are going to be like, I heard of this Epstein guy. I need to see more about him. What's going on? Who is it? I don't know why Jerry Seinfeld is like, who's Epstein?

What's with this Epstein guy? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? I might have been on the plane. Did he ever fly on the plane? Didn't Epstein own the plane? Wasn't that like his whole... No, no, no.

I mean, did Jerry Seinfeld ever fly on the Alita Explorer? Didn't Jerry start dating a 17-year-old when he was in his 30s? He'd be on the plane. We had a classic bit about that. You pick her up from high school and go to In-N-Out and have classic, you know, those classic high school dates. Some guy did a stand-up. There was this place.

I might have told you guys about this, but there was this place that did like a stand-up night where you had to impersonate another comedian. And this guy goes up as Jerry Seinfeld and he's like, what's the deal with girlfriends always talking about math homework? I think you retweeted it or something. It's so funny. I saw it on Twitter. It's fucking hilarious. What's the deal with your girlfriend's parents being your age?

The funniest stand-up bit. Dude, that's crazy that post-Seinfeld Jerry dated a teenager. That's like he had the show on. Brought her to red carpet events and shit. I know he brought her to the red carpet. That's your 17? Yeah.

Whoa. The ball's on that. This is her. That's even the pre-hulu paycheck like he's loaded but not like stupid dumbo loaded yet

is he is he at 100 billion dollars yet I don't know I think he's poor he has like a is he is he the richest entertainer uh

I think well musicians are yeah different but comedians him and Larry David I think are the are the richest. Because, yeah, they have a fuck ton of money.

That's what I love about Larry David is he still argues over a bill in his show, but he's worth like $400 million or something like that. Also, you would never guess Larry David's rich when you look at him. He just looks like any average older Jewish dude. That's the con. I love that. See, I'm still a huge fan of Larry David. I love Larry David.

Eddie and I have talked about Seinfeld extensively and I even like, I've got all the whole Seinfeld outfit and stuff. Like I've been trying to do a sketch about it like Seinfeld these days

and it's just, Jerry's gotten so much more out of touch as the years have gone on and he's so elitist with how he approaches like other people's comedy styles and stuff.

It's so disappointing. Makes me so, he's such an elitist about standup where he won't even call anyone a comedian who doesn't do stand-up comedy so it's like will ferrell to him is not a comedian because he doesn't do stand-up and so he's just i don't know he's a huge fucking elitist he's also one of those comedians that's like it seems like his whole shtick nowadays just being bitter about pc culture that's like all he focuses on he has a residency in vegas

uh-oh these stories he doesn't need to do that i know but he does because i don't know if it's a residency it might just be a show that's true but they had a big so on outside of caesar's palace in vegas they had this massive portrait of him like up on a wall but it's a picture where it just looks like a like a dictator's picture yeah it's on the side of this massive like concrete building so it looked like some alternate universe where like he's the leader of north korea and they have his portrait up outside this building he's the leader of las vegas he claims it as his own territory he can buy las vegas these stories of of jerry seinfeld like it makes me scared like he's an elitist. He's dating these 17-year-olds. What if he is white people's

Bill Cosby? We can't lose Jerry! He's going to end up in jail. He helped raise me. And my kids. I like the through line, though, that he is actually the leader of North Korea. He is that dictator. That's where all his money came from.

Seinfeld didn't make that much money. It was a flop. They're like, Jerry, you've got to shut down your that dictator. That's where all his money came from. Seinfeld didn't make that much money. The U.S. is like, it was a flop. They're like, Jerry, you got to shut down your nuclear program. He's like,

what's the deal with these nuclear deals? Right? This Iran deal. That's, I think with, with him and Larry, I know they're still friends

and everything, but you see, then it's like, oh, Larry was kind of the genius behind all this. Yeah. Larry's still having like fun and like, I feel like them. It's like, oh, Larry was kind of the genius behind all this. Larry's still having fun. And I feel like his stuff is still a lot.

I feel it when I watch it. It's lighthearted. Still, all the time, I'll get recommended a bunch of Curb Your Enthusiasm clips. They're just always popular. They're doing well. He's continuing to do the show. It's still funny. It's a hilarious show.

Yeah, Larry's got the sweetest gig in Hollywood because he can do it whenever he wants and he doesn't write a full script and he gets to fuck around with his friends and then everybody loves it. And so it's just like he's got the best gig, I think, because it's around his neighborhood too. So he just gets to fucking hang out.

It's the Palisades, right, I think? I don't know. Actually, George Costanza is based on Larry David. Yeah. Like, that whole character is Larry David. Nope. Oh, sorry.

It was Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld's based on Larry David. That is, again, you can't give award shows a ton of credibility, but that is a big misstep is that Jason Alexander

never won an Emmy for playing George Costanza. Stupid as shit. He was so good, too. We were talking about this on a recent podcast. He just kind of like, he didn't really do much after Seinfeld. He was in Shallow Hal, dude.

He was in Shallow Hal. And Malcolm in the Middle. I forgot about that. He was in like two episodes of Malcolm, one episode of Malcolm in the Middle. What episode is he in Malcolm in the Middle? Is he the shitty teacher? Is that what I'm thinking?

No, he's this guy that plays chess at the park. Oh, yeah. And he like hates life. And Malcolm tries to help him get a job at the grocery store i love that and that's that's it's a good episode it's on hulu wait he's got a shitty life yeah oh okay i i never watched malcolm in the middle but i watched like three episodes and i saw one that he's on where it's like where they were on the phone with him and he was just like i'm gonna kill myself today yeah yeah i saw that one yeah the show's really good

you've never seen you've never watched Mocking Middle I mean if anything I've caught episodes here and there never watched a bulk of it it's so fucking good

it's just like the way it's written it's just some of the funniest and the child actors are legitimately good yeah and it's the perfect

kind of nostalgia thing because it's right when we were actually kids yeah it started in 2000 and in 2007 so it like encapsulates that era like when we were very you know growing up around the same time yeah so fucking it's weird though like when those shows happen like seinfeld malcolm the middle those actors are in the shows they're so known even to this day like think about dewey everyone knows who that is but like they never go on and do other roles and if they do it's usually just like a really small indie film or a small cameo role i wonder what it is about like certain actors careers that

just stop wasn't rj middy in a film with uh who did who did the old clip ray william johnson rj middy who plays walter jr on breaking bad was in a movie with him? R.J. Mitty, who plays Walter Jr. on Breaking Bad, was in a movie with Ray William Johnson. It's the two main characters. Really? Yeah. It's called What's Driving Doug, where R.J. Mitty plays a man with cerebral palsy, but a much more severe case than what he has in real life. And then Ray William Johnson is going to Vegas, and he brings him along with him or something like that? It's one of those like I'm going to show you what life is all

about because you can't walk and that's the moral. Dude, if Ray William Johnson said he was going to show me what life is about, I'd be like, no thanks. Really? I would be like, Ray, I'm going to take you up on that. He's going to take me to a room just filled with bricks of cocaine.

Let's do it. Dude, he's doing inspirational videos now. He has a Hulu series. I feel like he's just been working in the shadows like all this time. Like he was super out there and all of a sudden it's just like scheming in the shadows and releasing shit. I was going through Hulu last night and I was going through the documentary section and he

has a movie called Who F'd Up the Internet? It's like F star star star E-D. And the picture was just Ray William Johnson just like. And I was like, when did he get a movie? And he's doing inspirational videos? Like legit? The thing is, though, he never fully went away because he stopped doing Equals 3.

The Facebook videos. He's been murdering on Facebook. And I've heard from a ton of people that like your CPMs on Facebook can be way better than YouTube stuff. I have a friend that does that. Oh,PMs on Facebook can be way better than YouTube stuff. So like, I have a friend that does that. Oh, it's nuts.

So like Spanish speaking Facebook, I have a friend named Ricky from Mexico and he'll make like meme videos, uh, kind of similar to like what you do, but he just does them in Spanish and then they just blow up. Damn. Yeah, dude. Like Ray's been doing like Instagram comedy stuff,

you know, where it's just these, Ooh, hot girl, sexy, weird money, sketch, things like that. And he's apparently been making a lot of money and he's been touring a lot for like standup. Like when I was going on the road, it was always like, Oh, Ray was here two months ago. I didn't know he does stand up. Okay. So Jerry

Seinfeld would call Ray William Johnson a comedian just to clarify, but it would kill him to do it. I would love to see Ray William Johnson stand up. Honestly, I gotta say, I don't know, I wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't bad. Yeah. As in the way, like, I could see myself being like, going out and be like, okay, that was not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

He's had like 10 years, yeah, to work on it, so I feel like it would have to be like a little bit better. Because I think doing stand-up comedy is so different also from doing Facebook videos so the humor you see in those Facebook videos is not going to be probably the same thing you see on stage. He just for me would come off as like a

like a creep, like a just a creepy Aziz Ansari. Like he can be the loud person. I'm trying to like think of like what his stage persona is. Is it not going to be the same like loud, brash thing that it is on Facebook? Or is he going to be like, I'm actually like really depressed and I'm going to say fucked up shit. And I make Facebook.

Is he going to be self-aware of the stuff that he does? Like what? I bet he's like one of those insurgent bros where he'll make fun of bro culture, even though he kind of is. But he's like, OK, but I went into the depths of hell for you to make fun of these guys even though i kind of am this guy a little bit you know yeah and then at the end of the set as a treat he'll sit down on a stool with an acoustic guitar and do some uh acoustic uh versions of your favorite martian tracks is that a dig on adam sandler no it's a dig on ray william johnson i miss your favorite martian, man. It was my favorite Martian. It was our favorite Martian.

The zombie love song? What was the other one? Doing Your Mom? Was that the name? That was Doing Your Mom. Stocking Your Mom, too. That was Fatty Spins. That was his other musical project.

Oh, I'm so sorry. My favorite thing is if you go to your favorite Martian, he changed the name of the channel just so all caps, it's This Project Is Retired. That's really... He's really trying to

separate we named our twitter that for a while did we yeah it was like this project retired for like a month we've used a lot of people they're like you guys quitting it's like no it's a ray william johnson never mind who's like a comedian or somebody that you that like historically gets a lot of shit that maybe you saw and you're like, oh dude, this was actually really good. Can you think of any examples? Yes. Jeff Dunham. Really? Okay. What stand-up comedians have you seen? Here's the thing though. I was young so I enjoyed it.

But like looking back at it now, I'm like would like would I enjoy it as much? Because he does a lot of bits that are poking fun at a I don't know like his one arab character is like this dead terrorist dude his one black character which he voices is like a pimp yeah and it's just like okay i don't know mexican characters a jalapeno yeah it's like come on

um no i meant for like the positive though where even recently uh i i just haven't watched a ton of david Spade stuff. But I'd see him in like kind of these B movies sometimes and stuff. Is that talk show, right? Yeah. And I've caught clips of the talk show on Comedy Central. It's been really good. And I've liked the guests that he's had on, too.

But like I've always just sort of seen him and just been like, yeah, OK, Spade or whatever. But I saw him do like a 15 minute set at the Largo and it was so goddamn funny. And now I want to watch more of his stand-up and stuff. Like he was just killing it on stage. I'm trying to think if there's any comedians I've seen that because unfortunately the comedians I have gone to see

that I didn't like beforehand I ended up really not liking afterwards. Tim Allen? Tim Allen was a great example of that. Oh no. We saw Tim Allen? Tim Allen was a great example of that. We saw Tim Allen at the Laugh Factory. Yes, he did say the N-word, and it's not a joke. That's not a Kramer joke. He really did. He said it in the Kramer spot?

Yes. He said a version of it. He said an altered version of it that implied that it was feminine. Feminine. So basically, he tried to take the word and make it a. Like French or something? Like think of Tigris. Like the river. Oh, I get you.

And he said that on stage. Because before we go, you know, it's the laugh factory where Kramer did his little oopsie. And we were like joking. What if Tim Allen. And when he did it, we all looked at each other and we were like. What the hell? He was hammered too. He got on stage his whole

stand-up thing it's the same stuff he's been doing on late night shows i was going back and watching like late night shows with interviews on him he's doing the same fucking jokes up there on that stage the whole like oh i was santa claus and i smoked cigarettes and i hated kids people's republic of california that's like his whole stand-up set he was just it was interesting being like 15 feet from a hammered Tim Allen just rant about modern politics I was like huh that's funny you know Disney Pixar is just like

if you saw Toy Story 4 stop selling tickets a little bit I haven't seen it yet they cut him almost fully out of the movie he's barely in Buzz is barely in Toy Story 4 and you know it's because of, like, the shit he does now.

Have you seen Last Man Standing? No. I've seen a couple episodes. You're lost. It's good. Hey, he works in... Is it a hunting shop

or is it just a sports shop? It's like a Bass Pro Shop type of thing. Yeah. And he does online, like, inspirational vlogs. He has a bunch of... Doesn't he have, like,

Obama and Hillary jokes in the show? Yeah, he does. He does. It's a a great show i ironically watched a season of it yeah i really got myself there i went on a first date with a girl and uh she said i said what's your favorite show and she said last man standing not as a joke so then it turned into also the last date with that girl she was seen if you would be the last man standing. Ooh, yeah. She didn't even like the show. Wait, I think you told me a story. Didn't you guys end up watching an episode?

We watched a couple of them. That's the same one. Wait, so was it on that date? It was on that date. Okay. She said, my favorite show is Last Man Standing. Can we stop what we're doing and watch a few episodes? That was after the one where I went and saw The Revenant and she tried to leave and then came back in

because I didn't leave with her because it was too violent. You told me that story. That's one of my... Can we talk about that story? Yeah, that's fine. It's both the same date, too, by the way. This sounds like the worst date. So the date starts at the movie theater.

You're going to go see The Revenant. It was a girl in one of my college classes and I had heard from a mutual friend that she kind of liked me, so I asked her out to go see The Revenant. It was a girl in one of my college classes, and I had heard from a mutual friend that she kind of liked me, so I asked her out to go see a movie. And stupidly, I had just seen The Revenant, and I was so stoked on it. I was like, dude, you want to go see The Revenant? So it was a movie I had already seen,

and it's one of the most violent movies ever. It's a horrible first date movie. So we went in there, and right away in the beginning of the film, the bear attack happens, and Leo's just getting absolutely destroyed and she seemed like really uncomfortable you know and just was obviously making those kind of body language things of like i don't really want to be here right now uh so then she finally like she she makes a show of like picking up her jacket and her purse and she like stands up and starts to leave and i'm still like sitting there and i'm watching the revenant i'm watching the Revenant and she just leaves.

And I just was like, all right, maybe she just need to step out for a minute. And I forgot that she left. And so much time went by so much time. It was like way later in the movie. You're legitimately having a fucking blast watching the movie. He's enjoying cinema.

Yeah. I was like, I had forgotten I was on a date and I was just hard into the Revenant and then she comes back in like way later in the movie like and and she just sits down it was like kind of quiet and just sitting there with her arms crossed and stuff like she like if you looked at her she would have been like like had her arms out like she would have given you the motion like hey you were supposed to come out i was afraid that if i looked at her i would have to pay the toll for her. So, yeah, like I said, we went outside to the car and I was like, oh, you didn't like that. Wait, did you finish the movie?

Yeah, like we sat through the rest of the movie. So like 90% of the movie, she just stood outside. Yeah, so it was just like. She could have had to take a shit, dude. She could have, honestly. And maybe the jacket and purse was a ploy. Maybe she threw me under the bus pretending to be like me, the asshole staying. And she just had to take a long shot.

Because she's, on a first date, it's very embarrassing if you have to take a shit. So she's like, I'm out of here because I don't like this movie. But she's like, oh, thank God. Absolutely. And she's used like an extra half hour to air out in the winter cold just to be safe. But no, like we went out there and she was like kind of upset. I'm like, yeah. You know, in the car. And we went back to my dorm room

and I was just like, hey, I don't know, do you want to throw something on the TV? And she's like, sure. And I was like, what's your favorite show? Last man standing. And we watched like three episodes.

Didn't even three episodes. Didn't touch each other. And she left and I never, we didn't go on any other dates again. I love that. It's like the end of a book. We turned on the few episodes of last man standing. We didn't touch each other.

And we went to bed. Do you think anyone's ever touched anybody while watching Last Man Standing? I don't think so. Well, do you think, like, Last Man Standing has been the precursor to people touching? Absolutely. People have lost their virginity while watching that show. Then Tim Allen, working a Bass Pro Shop.

Honestly, like, I wouldn't be surprised, just statistically speaking, if today, as of recording this, somebody loses their virginity while watching Last Man Standing. There has to be a video on Pornhub where it's like, I bang my hot girlfriend while watching Last Man Standing. Just like in the background. Like a POV video where you're just ranting about guns in the background. POV that Alan ranting about guns in the background.

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Take that swig. How was it? My favorite thing about podcasting is when a conversation ends, and then it's just instantly just... And just that wait until, like, anyone else have a conversation? You know what I'm going to do when I edit this? I'm going to make those three times longer. No, you should just put it in the middle of a conversation it just feels like really awkward

like 30 seconds before one of us has an idea to even like connect to that like someone's leading up so I'm like oh dude that totally reminds me when I was a kid like that's how you should edit it I'm gonna make that one like three times no I'm gonna take the silence out just so it sounds like Gus's how you should edit it i'm gonna make that one like three times no i'm gonna take the silence out just so it sounds like us a joke didn't even exist just add it in like like i want to talk about a death that happened recently that's been on my mind

little someone named mr peanut yes oh oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Brand Twitter will never be the same. Why did they... I don't want to... Okay, I don't want to feed into this whole, like... No, starting the conversation. You can't... You're already in it. Fuck it.

Why'd they kill Mr. Peanut? I like this one. Because we're talking about it. Yeah, now we're talking about Planters Peanuts when we wouldn't be before. It's so stupid. And that's why I like this one that's how everyone comes in yeah this one was clearly like we want people to talk about something so dumb

they threw him off a cliff and blew him up did you see the video? he fucking falls off a cliff to his death and you know when he hits the ground his shell cracks dude like his nuts are spilling out from the inside that's not like a balls joke he's filled with nuts he hits a bus and it explodes quick death at least right? like his nuts are spilling out from the inside that's not like a balls joke he's filled with nuts and then the fucking

he hits a bus and it explodes quick death at least right yeah I like that it's ballsy to it's nutty to choose to I hate how much you enjoyed this it's it's bold to

do something as brash as kill off Mr. Peanut and it's another thing to do something as brash as kill off Mr. Peanut. And it's another thing to do it in a way where his last moments of life are filled with the absolute terror. And he was smiling while he was falling. He was happy to give his life for his friends. I think he was in shock, probably. Because you know they could have just done something like, he's going off to college or something like that. Let's just brutally murder him.

It's like, oh, he went to live on the peanut farm on Jimmy Jimmy Carter Jimmy Carter's peanut farm it would have been different if they had a video of him like being cracked open like mercilessly as he's screaming just like grabbing onto the door frame just taken hostage by ISIS they released like a legit

ISIS video it's an ISIS video just cracking him open it's a fucking cartel machete video of Mr. Peanut. So if they behead Mr. Peanut, do they cut him where his actual head ends, or do they cut him in the middle where you can cleanly separate the two peanuts in the show? It's gotta

be clean through the two nuts. Through the two nuts? Yeah. Well, in between the two nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, not through the two nuts. That's the most respectful way to do it, but it is ISIS we're talking about, so they probably go through. They probably go with a chainsaw, and they just...

I mean, like, imagine if Planters Peanutsers uploaded this, like, grainy cell phone video, like, in the desert, like, at night, and it's just, like, Mr. Peanut being brutally executed.

They're, like, holding up, like, they pull the nuts out, and they're, like, holding them up. They put Mr. Peanut in a cage and set it on fire that would be peanuts roasting on an open fire they should have done it around Christmas time that would have been like

see if they wanted to really get people talking if it was like realistically shot like it was on a video camera like they just brutally execute him why aren't we behind the marketing of Mr. Peanut see that's why they need to hire people like us. They're going to go and get celebrities and do this whole epic like, oh, I'm giving

my life for you guys. No. If they want people to talk about Mr. Peanut because here's the thing. And we bring in politics. You got to remember that. Yeah. 20 years from now. What's hot right now? Politics. Politics are big. So you got to talk about them. We'll get Tim Allen in too. Tim Allen will play one of the terrorists and we basically go he's tim the tool man taylor put some shoe polish on him it'll be fine i people would talk about that a century from now

like remember when planters peanuts did that like whole isis thing and like tim allen dressed up as like okay they could have just made him a white terrorist, but they put shoe polish on his face for some reason. And they said, and Tim Allen goes, any last words, Mr. Peanut? And Mr. Peanut looks in the camera and says, down with drumpf. That's a line worthy of a guillotine,

not a machete. That'd get me buying a snack pack. I can feel the nuts shaking in my fist already a whole little like one of those little like oh dude i fucking love snack packs they're good just a perfect amount of peanuts in your pocket man you don't have to worry about any shells or anything you just got that thing you whip it out crack it open down a couple peanuts throw it back in the pocket and they're nice and warm too from the body heat my my dad uh grew up in real rural south carolina i remember driving on a road trip and he's like son you gotta try this treat it's delicious is your dad hank hill essentially uh and it's just like a a bottle of coke these peanuts into that's what oh yeah

we keep hearing that that's good is it? no it's not yeah it was just like it wasn't disgusting but it was like alright well I don't see

how anyone would crave that you pour salted peanuts into just a coca cola and you drink it and then you'll chew on the peanuts as they what?

as father Dale described it it's a beverage and a snack yeah but he's already having a beverage and a snack when he's eating Coke and peanuts. Yeah. It's like, I don't buy some Swiss cake rolls and try to cram them into my Arnold Palmer cake. Join them separately.

Swirl it around a little bit. Oh, it's a beverage and a snack. Save so much time. a little bit. Oh, it's a beverage anise, man. Save so much time. You should start, you should actually, like, make a meal for your dad and have one of the drinks just be, like, like, a fucking beer and just, like,

shred a burger and throw it in there. My dad, it's dinner and a drink all at once. It's a beer-ger. A beer-ger! Or is it a beer-ger or a berg? Probably a berg. I like beer-ger. Beer-ger's pretty good. Yeah, burgers are good. That sounds disgusting.

We could start a place, like start this big old restaurant chain. Well, it's going to have to start small, but we could be the first in on the market on burgers. Millennials are combining food and drinks into one item and it's insane. We just always make the most putrid, disgusting shit. I mean, like, just name it after my dad. Call it just like Daddy Dills. And it's just like, he's the mascot. And it's, you know, the classic item, of course,

is Coca-Cola with peanuts. But if you really want to get adventurous, we got a lot of other things. You got the beer girl. You got to do some chicken tenders in a milkshake. Chicken. The beer girl will come in a bottle, so you have to suck the food out of it.

And it's a glass bottle, so you can't even like squeeze it and we have kids meals with toys where like the toy is just like a cup of sand maybe there's like a single rock in there you gotta shake it around make some noise you're supposed to put it in your shoes the toy is in the beverage somewhere it's a toy and a drink

all in one it's a toy a meal and a drink. All in one. It's a toy, a meal, and a beverage. All in one. And the beach. And if you want to add dessert, go for it. Get a slice of, like a scoop of chocolate mousse dropped into your, like a little milk cup. No, the

whole can with the meal in it is coated in chocolate mousse. You can lick the outside when you're doing it. You should really give me napkins. Just like dripping down the kid's fingers. The napkin is, or the receipt's printed on the napkin too, so. God, let's write this down.

Let's do this. This is a good idea for a restaurant. I like this a lot. But you know what else I like even more than that? What's that? Ad reads. Love is in the air. Someone grab the Lysol.

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I think we only might have done one this week. That's why it was a safe pick. Yes. If you guys could do promo for one brand, who would you do it for? Planners Peanuts. Oh, dude. No, no. Oh, not one that we already do one for?

Yeah. What's the white whale? Oh, my Lord. For me? Oh, wait. Sorry. oh my lord for me oh wait i just sorry i just remembered uh back in the day we were with roosterteeth's ad agency network and they asked us they were like are there any brands you guys want to work with so we made a list but then at the bottom like as a joke we just they were like products you actually use and we threw we just threw in like xxl magnum condoms and like they

just did not think it was funny really it's never commented on it either i guess they were like oh yeah i guess they're serious i think my white whale would be a nostalgia run for this one brand where it's you and i's dressed up paper bags for fandango i use fandango all the time to buy my movie tickets i do like a red and blue paper bag yeah you remember the old paper bag commercials they had? Yeah, of course. Where they were singing the songs before movies played? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I forgot about that. That's what I would do. There was a song, right? What was the... Wasn't there like a Fandango song? Yes. I can't remember. I can look it up.

I'll look it up and I'll start playing it in the middle of your answer. It'd be cool to do like an ad for Re-Cola on the same like... You know, if you ever have a sore throat, actually, you can drink like a Coca-Cola and drop some Re-Colas in it. I call it a Re-Cola-Cola. I like that. It's medicine and a drink

at the same time. Exactly. Is this? Yeah. Remember this? I don't think I remember. No, I do remember this, yeah. Yeah, dude. I love it. No, I do remember this, yeah. Fan, fan, fan. Yeah, dude. I love it because, like, I do that 100%. I don't remember that.

You don't remember Fandango commercials? No, not at all. Well, okay. Next conversation. I guess we'll move on from that one. Sorry. You're the one that asked the question. I was just answering.

Yeah. I watched recently, because YouTube keeps recommending them to me. These old like mid 2000s commercial compilations. And it unlocks some like weird part of my memory that I'm like, I. The weird thing is like those memories are always in here. They're just not being accessed. I like the videos where it's just like the thumbnails literally just says 2000 or 2002 and it literally goes through all the

it mashes up like a music remix and then they also throw in commercials and like movies and TV shows and it just hits me right here. The biggest nostalgia commercial for that is the Chef Boyardee rolling can one. It always gets me.

I feel like a child again. I start, I speak like a five-year-old for the rest of the day. We should recreate that. Until you get your Chef Boyardee ravioli. Yeah.

Until I get it, then I pout. We'll be in the store and you'll say, hey, can I have chef for dinner? I say, no, no,

no chef for dinner tonight. And the little can goes, whoop. And then the little French music starts playing, rolls down the highway. That shit had to be pulverized by the time I got here.

It was like a nice bisque. At that point. That actually might be, no, that wouldn't be good. I take that back. For a second, I was like, blend it up,

Chef Boyardee might be good. I hate Chef Boyardee. Dude, I fucking hate it. It's so disgusting. I never really had it as a kid, so I remember in college, I was like, I'm going to finally have some. Shittiest ravioli I've ever had in my entire life. It's so disgusting. I never really had it as a kid, so I remember in college, I was like, I'm gonna finally have some shittiest ravioli I've ever had

in my entire life. It's fucking gross. In the minority, I love getting those little cups of the ravioli, just putting it in the microwave. Just a good little snack. I do like SpaghettiOs. SpaghettiOs kick ass. SpaghettiOs with meatballs, though. Has to be with meatballs. What about Frank's? No. No? Nope.

Sorry. I can Nope. Sorry. I can't do it. Dude, when I got to college, I've told this story on our podcast a little bit before, but a little bit of cross-promotion there. It's for Gus and Eddie podcast. What's your podcast? It's crazy. It's called Gus and Eddie podcast.

That's crazy. But no, when I got my first house in college, I was the only one living there for the summer. And at the end of every semester, the dorm room buildings would put out these big cardboard boxes for, like, unwanted clothing, unwanted electronics, and unwanted food. And all of the building administrators said, anybody that can use any of this stuff, take it. Otherwise, if there's stuff that you don't want to throw out but you can't use, just put it in the bin. So I would go around. I'd wake up in the middle of the night so it wasn't embarrassing. And I'd rollerblade down to campus and I'd, like a duffel bag full of electronic shit or food stuff.

And then, dude, it saved me so much goddamn money. When I moved to my first house, I just had this whole cupboard full of food that I'd gotten. And a ton of it was Chef Boyardee ravioli and SpaghettiOs and soups and stuff. And it was terrible. I got so goddamn sick of eating Chef Boyardee. I didn't like it the first time. I don't like it anymore. It's horrible.

My favorite thing about that is you rollerbladed. You immediately followed, so it's not embarrassing. So I rollerbladed down to camp. Immediately following that by, like, oh, yes, I rollerbladed. And then the visual of Gus in the middle of the night rollerblading with bags of Chef Boyardee. I need to picture this. Do you have a helmet on? No. Rebel.

Yeah. Backpack, my purple high school basketball duffel bag, and a couple of rollerblades. Just full of Chef Boyardee. Full of Chef Boyardee. How did Gus die? He fell and got beamed in the head with a Chef Boyardee can and his rollerblades. You know, it was like a car hit him because he was rollerblading at night with no reflective gear.

The car hit him and the ambulance thought it was his guts but it was actually just chef boy splattered all over the car. Damn, this kid had a lot of fucking intestines. Is that beef? Sorry, I got confused. I took a sip of my drink and I thought you were

asking what is that beef and I was like no, it's water. New bubbly flavor. Sipping that beef, baby. Sipping that beef, baby. Beef in a can. I'm gonna take a break to go pee real quick. You are? And get another drink. You guys wanna take a little like five minute break? Yeah, dude. I might freak that bathroom up too a little bit. Do we, do we, during this

break, do we wanna order lunch? Sure, let's do that. Yes. Ha ha ha. The, let's do that. The guy who's hungry asks. Dude, I'm really hungry. I'm starving. I was getting added yesterday a bunch because I guess Notch went on a stream and was talking about my shit. And I was like, that's okay. And Notch is the one where it's like, no thanks.

That's okay, thank you. He's, yeah. where it's like, no thanks. It's okay, thank you. He's, yeah.

Didn't he like, the whole thing is he like, outbid like, Beyonce and Jay-Z in the house and then like, has these like, sad parties where he doesn't really know anybody.

I think he sold that house actually. Yeah, I don't think he, he had the candy room in it. He doesn't do parties anymore too. It's just like, what does he do now? Which,

I'm real bummed about because we weren't big enough at the time he was having those parties. And I wish that, I don't think he would invite us now even. No. We made fun of the man too much. Yeah. But is he aware that you made fun of him? Probably. No. We made fun of him a lot.

Fuck Notch, but we made fun of his candy room a lot. His candy room? He had a candy room. His mansion had a candy room. The walls were like tubes of candy. I guess I don't know why I'm surprised here, but yeah, that is kind of fascinating. I would love to see it there. Ross has been there.

Anyway. Sorry that I had to see that. It's like Gandalf when he has to drink the bad juice. No, not Gandalf. It's close, though. Dumbledore, sorry. I haven't even seen Lord of the Rings. What?

You haven't seen Lord of the Rings? I haven't, no. Are you fucking kidding me? I haven't seen it since I was young, and when I was young, young, I didn't really like it that much. My mom. But I do want to give it a new shot.

We should watch it together. I haven't seen it. Or, I mean, this might be a shock to you guys, not to Ryan anymore, but I've only seen one Star Wars movie. That's fine. But that is surprising, though. You can't have that reaction to Lord of the Rings and then be like, Star Wars.

It is more surprising that you've only seen one Star Wars than it is that you haven't seen any Lord of the Rings. I've seen bits because, well, the thing was my mom and dad and sister were like the biggest Lord of the Rings stans. And they would always watch them on DVD and stuff. Lord of the Rings stands and they would always watch them on DVD and stuff and I was always a little bit too young for that because my mom and my sister and my dad watched movies like Austin Powers Lord of the Rings and at the time you know it's like

they're not going to let their you know 10 year old watch Austin Powers. Oh I forgot you don't have nostalgia for Austin. I watched it for the first time recently but I did miss half the movie so it doesn't really count. No it doesn't I had to go clean my room. You can't miss half a movie and say you've seen it. It was funny, though. It was really funny.

It holds up, dude. Like, the older ones, like, I watched the first one recently, because usually the ones, like, the one I always went back to for nostalgia reasons, for some reason, was Goldmember, because that's the only one I could see in theaters. My mom took me, strange enough, and we had the VHS tape. But, like, I always, always like would catch the other ones when they would play on like tv or whatever but the first one like it does come across kind of like i don't think kind of like a naked gun-esque type humor oh for sure and it's just like i really

i really dig that type of humor like i i love i love naked gun still like i'll re-watch it and everything i just i like airplane all, all those classic fun movies. I just like dad jokes. The best part of Naked Gun movies? OJ. Yes. Yes, I forgot he's in those. But he's always hurting himself and shit.

The worst part is he is so funny in those movies. He's not a bumbling idiot. It's because of Leslie Nielsen's character that he's always falling off of of shit that movie just that yeah nicky gunn the writing is just so fucking funny like my favorite moments the hotel yeah when they're looking across from in the hotel and they're looking at i was like what do you think they're doing in there the guy's like sex he's like no we're on the job just shit like that um fucking austin i think the funniest joke to me about austin power is just how fucked up they made his teeth because he's british so he just Just shit like that. I think the funniest joke to me about Austin Powers is just how fucked up they made his teeth because he's British.

So he just has these nasty fucking teeth the whole movie. Dude, when I was a kid, I was terrified of Austin Powers. Really? I forgot you really. I was just fucking out of my mind scared of him. Because it was a family Christmas when I was probably like four or five and somebody went and got the first Austin Powers movie and we went and we watched

it and I don't even know what it was about the movie, but afterwards I just had this deep fear. Maybe it was like Fat Bastard. Maybe it was just like... I was slightly afraid of Fat Bastard when I was young. I was a little afraid of Fat Bastard. Were you afraid of the movie

or Austin himself? I don't remember exactly what it was. It's a bit off-putting as a kid it was just pure white fear yeah burning fear especially when i was a kid i was really tormented by like severe empathy for fictional characters like my mom's told me before like i used to watch those winnie the pooh vhs's and stuff and there's this one episode where winnie the pooh goes to the top of the tree and he falls down and hits all the branches. And I was just screaming.

My mom. I think he was like 14, though. Yeah. I would get really bothered by people going through bad shit. It was the opening. You guys remember a little Nicky, the Adam Sandler movie? Yes. The son of the devil is John Levitz in the beginning is like spying on a woman.

And then he falls and dies like out of a tree and he goes to hell and seeing somebody go to hell I was like 10 or something cause you actually picture that and not even just that but seeing that guy go to hell I was like laying in bed that night being like I feel terrible

it's almost like is this what hell looks like it was fucked with me dude I always had that with like villains or bullies like whenever whenever they got their comeuppance um like i'd always feel kind of bad i'd be like oh i wouldn't like to be in that oh my god like it's just uh i don't know even even with classic disney villains whenever uh like uh jafar got trapped i'm like i wouldn't want to be trapped forever that's a bit harsh that wasn't Max Keeble's big move when they used the phobia

did you ever see that movie that's a great movie they used the fucking frog mascot phobia to terrify the bully and you're like okay that's a little much guys

that's like some deep rooted shit you know oh my god if I talk about empathy for characters you know what fucking killed me

when I was a kid Stuart Little when he gets stepped on like the mousetrap on that scene so far no um the Black Cauldron have you seen that no I haven't I've only seen like scenes since since

well it's I haven't seen it in such a long time I just remember there's a part where a character kills himself and it's like really dark for a kid's movie oh my god and uh I remember like

it fucked me up as a kid I remember seeing the first Tarzan movie like in theaters and every not the first Tarzan movie in theaters. Not the first Tarzan movie, but the Disney animated Tarzan movie. I just remember it's scary as a kid. The ending, the villain

is hung by his own rope and you just see his silhouette swinging back and forth in lightning striking. It's just like, Jesus Christ. Kids movies were fucked back most most disney villains die in awful yes it's fucked death always got me and that i forgot which indiana jones movie it is but the guy falls off the cliff and the camera like follows him down

as he's falling and he's just like hitting the wall as he goes what i don't remember that brutal death in an indiana jones movie yeah the guy falls off the cliff and as he's falling he's like just hitting the wall and just like rolling oh man i don't think i dreamt that i'm pretty sure that happened y'all seen bone tomahawk no has one of the most fucked up scenes i've ever seen in a movie what is it i can't spoil it now i've seen the shell bones no i haven't seen I fucking lied there's just like a morbidly realistic dismemberment that happens in it where like just like the dude just screaming the whole time and you're just like oh this

I was having a good time with the movie up until that it's like when it starts to feel like torture porn like what Saw kind of heightened in it's time where like that stuff always like it just made me feel like i was watching a snuff film like the same feeling like you would get from going on to like uh gore or um r slash watch people die would be like kind of the same like i this is just like

a serbian film goes over the top to make it have you heard of dirty you're like yeah i've heard of it i'm just like i can't do it it's just like where stuff is like so fucked up to make it have you heard of dirty you're like yeah i've heard of it i'm just like i can't do it where stuff is like so fucked up to where it's i i get i get there's like artistic you can be artistic and everything but like maybe it's their point to be shocking but at the same time it's like yeah i i'd rather i'd rather uh have some good characterization instead yeah yeah yeah i completely agree you know what i re-watched recently was green room and i just can't fucking watch that i do like that movie though brutal it's such a good movie that movie gave me anxiety like no other movie it's it's the one the one scene that always gets me is the wrist scene yeah that it's it's with the box cutter like it's so

obscenely violent that it ultimately leaves me like it's a great movie but i'm like i kind of hated that though because it's so overbearing like the feeling just like your stomach's empty while watching it. And it ends just like oh fuck. What were you going to say? What I couldn't handle even before I actually like it in the movie though is in District 9 when his nails start falling. Oh yeah!

Yeah I remember being a kid and being like I can't fucking handle this right now. When he's in the bathroom and oh that scene is disgusting. That's the party right where they have the surprise party for he pukes yeah and he pukes black into the oh god that's a great movie i love that district nine is a fucking fantastic movie i love this his other movies weren't so good i heard i didn't see them was okay i forgot he did elysium chappy wasn't good but i like i enjoyed chappy i enjoyed it as a movie i had fun but i really didn't like the side characters' accents especially.

I just couldn't even hear it really. Those South African accents. Sorry, Eddie, I didn't realize you were like that. I couldn't understand it. I'm sorry. Another movie that had just nail shit in it, I remember, at the time, just like, fuck me up. No, it's, wait, Black Swan. When she has the hangnail.

She peels the hangnail all the way down her arm. I heard about that scene, and that's why I didn't see Black Swan. And then the girls kiss. Two girls make out. That's just despicable. It was hot stuff, man. Any movie that's got some chick on chick action,

cow me in. Cow you in? Dude, I can't do... I like to think that I can watch gore for the most part, but experiencing it myself and stuff, I can't do paper cuts and fingernail shit. It's the most disgusting thing

ever. Dude, in like Jackass with the cardboard, I was gonna bring that up. We were all about to bring that up. The webbings of the toes with the cardboard. Fuck that. I can watch anything they do but that. There's only two Jackass. I've said this before. Two Jackass ones I can't watch.

The paper cut one and the one where Steve-O is high out of his mind and puts the fish hook through his cheek. Oh, yeah. That's hard to watch. That one, I'm like, dude. For me, for some reason in Jackass 3, it's the shit volcano. I can't look at it. Well, now knowing what it is. I'm kidding.

Oh, I saw that in 3D in theaters with my dad at a dinner and movie place. I had my meal fresh in front of me. Some of the lava cakes. And then in 3D I had a big bowl of chili and then 3D just... I didn't know what it was at first. I was like... That's the problem is you investigate because you're not

sure what you're looking at and then when you realize it extra grosses you out. That one's disgusting. Well, we were talking about National Treasure 3 and like our excitement for it. I mean, Jackass 4 is a thing. Jackass 4, dude. I'm stoked out of my fucking mind.

I, it's going to be the, I feel like that, it's got to be the last, last. Yeah, it's got to be. But we see that every time because like, oh, they're getting old now. It's always the same thing.

But now it's like, they're getting old, old. This one is definitely, and I don't think it's just the age. I think it's all the factors getting old old this one is definitely and i don't think it's just the age i think it's all the factors it's they're getting older uh like knoxville's full hollywood at this point like not in a bad way but it's like he's really doing it there bam is really struggling with substance my heart breaks when i whenever i like recently he did the whole dr phil shit and i'm like why is bam on dr phil yeah dude and then there was the vice thing i think before that which is like a 45 minute documentary like on his alcoholism yeah it was vice or some someone no it was a youtube thing

i saw that one uh it was like a skate fuck i can't remember i totally saw that thing it was really good and it was and it was kind of during that point too where he got a little skinny again he was kind of skateboarding but now like he's doing worse and i wonder if he'll be in it i i think there's no way that he won't be in my view but like i don't know to the extent of which he'll be in it it's just sad seeing him just i mean he was the thing is like i guess his personality like they were all like just dicks like around strangers and around each other but like they weren't they weren't there's a clear difference between them and someone like,

I guess, Logan Paul, what comes to mind when you think of someone who does out, does outrageous things in public or whatever they do, but they get a negative reaction as opposed to a positive. And I was trying to like, what, what,

what is the stark difference between like, why, why are the butt of the joke? Sorry. Yeah. That's why I think it is. And also he doesn't have a cast of friends that you can tell where they're kind of having fun. It's kind of like like oh logan pays the bills and he's never

the joke and he's just fucking with people all the time you know but it kind of like makes me sad because seeing people do outrageous stuff i keep on trying to see you between the bars this is good but his nose has been missing It looks like the meme where they like completely. Yeah. The microphone stands are blocking our view of each other. I wish, I don't know. It's one of those things like I wish kids had their like own little jack, like appropriate jackass like that we had. Because right now I feel like they're growing up with kind of like the rich kids that just like I bought this fancy car and drove it off of a cliff type of thing

which is like i'm sure cool to watch as a kid you're like holy shit this stuff is goofy and crazy yeah but uh it ain't it ain't it ain't no uh fishing with steve-o though no it ain't no t-ball remember wild boys dude i watched that with my dad all the time well i was over at gus and eddie's place and uh we talked about Jackass for like an hour straight. Yeah, we did. With Jakey and stuff. And we just sat down and talked about Jackass for so long. Yeah.

I'm so excited. I'm beyond stoked. And I don't like it when people write off just because they're old because it really is like. I think that makes it better. Yeah, it is better. And all of them will be the first to say it. Like I know in like 2015, Rolling Stone did this huge piece where it was like jackass week because it was like a 15th anniversary and like so many of those guys they're just watching old sketches and stuff and they're just saying i know we're old but i like all i kill

myself i just want to do it so bad you know because it's still people are they're not good at doing it you know like they don't do it successfully it's part of the adrenaline rush though they all feel like this they've they've talked about in interviews how there is like a fun energetic there's like a bond there but it's also an adrenaline rush for them it's like they're also like addicted it's like a high yeah you're doing this crazy high-stakes shit like bam was like just kind of like a would draw shit up like even though it was sometimes shit that couldn't be done but like he just all just be drawn like a kid like of stuff he wanted to do constant like he drew the butt plug kite thing and like faxed it over yeah that's like all the guys like you'll

even hear when they're between projects and between jackass stuff they'll all be like knoxville steve obam they're like hey i just yeah i'm drawing up like cool schemes and stuff and writing down ideas all the time so i can't imagine now with so much time that went back that by between three and four now i'm sure they're gonna be shooting forever because a lot of the guys were even talking during the principal photography for three i think they shot for like the better part of a year straight they said they had enough to make like three movies exactly yeah so it's like now this has got to be everyone knowing okay this is the last time they're gonna have so much fucking footage what i love too is that with like pop culture wise for them,

it's not like when they come back, everyone's like, oh, they're getting a little old. This is kind of pathetic. It's like, we all beg them. And it's like, please come back. We want you to be relevant again. We want to watch another movie. It's not even like that feeling of like Toy Story

where you're like, why are they making another one? And it's like, oh, it was fine. It was good. Like, I love that feeling of like, it is this giant fan base that is just like like please more yeah because there will never be enough like i i remember my stepbrother owned he accidentally he well he owned the like dvds like before the movies were like come like maybe you're talking about yeah yeah and so he owned the dvds and he left him over at my place and i just remember like i was young and i wasn't supposed to be like kind

of watching that stuff because we'd watch it after the parents would go to bed. I got so excited. I would just watch them again and again. I'd invite my friends over. I was like, I was the kid with the naughty jackass. Well, I think another reason they're so good is because it gives you that like a nostalgic feeling of when you were like a kid or like a teenager

and you would hang out with like those friends that were like the rebellious ones and like the kind of thrill of that because i had a friend and his brother that would always hurt themselves they would do jackass style stuff and they were like invincible and i couldn't i couldn't even go outside without my shoes on so like i loved i got my camera i'd film them do stupid shit in a similar way because my friend would just be like oh let me get on top of this electrical box might everyone do a backflip off of it or like just shit like that and i had the most fun watching them do that so like when i watched jackass it just reminds me of like the thrill of doing that kind of shit i told you i did that with like my stepbrother called it jack butt right yeah we called it jack butt it was like

when our neighborhood was under construction so we'd go into like the house that were under construction to just jump off of shit and like the top of like a three-story roof but like it was it was it wasn't anywhere near of course like the stuff like a three-story roof but like it was it was it wasn't anywhere near of course like the stuff they would do but like to us like it was just like ah this is it was weird that those types of people were like our heroes at one point like i i want to live their life they look like they have so much fun so you just mimic it with your friends yeah i have a homemade jackass video scar still really yeah i let uh when i was 14 i let a friend because they had uh like you know everyone was doing jackass videos

but they had like 2 000 subscribers at the time which like when we were in high school was like insane viral and they uh i let them hit me with a floor they did it too i wasn't the first one fluorescent light and the thing is, mine was the, I got it the absolute worst because they did it perfectly where it broke on this arm and then it was moving so fast that it cracked in half

and over my back and stomach. It just like slapped and whipped me both ways and then cut me over here too. And then so I have like just little scarring like right on this arm because it was where

they initially hit me. But the girl I had a crush on cleaned off my blood, and we went on a date afterwards. I guess it was worth it. Did you guys watch any Last Man Standing? Hell yeah. Three episodes. That's awesome.

That's really disappointing to hear, though, from all you guys because we were explicitly told to not do that at home, and all you guys did that. We didn't follow Johnny's word. Johnny is good. Warning. Did you not respect him enough? and all you guys did that. We didn't follow Johnny's word. Johnny is good. Warning. Did you not respect him enough? That was a good Johnny warning.

That sounded exactly like him. The stunts in this film. I'm not going to ruin it by doing more of it. It turns into Jerry. I remember specifically liking Men in Black 2 because of the fact

Knoxville was in it. What about The Ringer? And even though people like, when I go back and look up reviews at the time, also a good movie. When I go up and look reviews, like at the time they're like, he was one of the worst parts in it.

And I'm like, no, that's why I watched it. I loved him in it. Like when Daniel Tosh was in The Love Guru? Yeah. Like in a cowboy. As a cowboy. Not as the cowboy. Like two lines.

Man. Well, it has been a delightful, delightful afternoon having you sweet succulent boys on our podcast thank you so much for coming on we have pizza yeah we got pizza on the way too have a little pizza party where can i where can people find you guys um oh guess one full silence it's uh eddie burback that's's Eddie with a Y is my YouTube channel. And then the Gus and Eddie podcast. That's my name everywhere on social media. Hell yeah, dude.

And I'm Gus Johnson. That's G-U-S Johnson. I do comedy sketches on YouTube. And you can find me with the Gus and Eddie podcast. Look at that. Yeah, go check them out. All the links will be in the description. Go follow these boys.

Subscribe to their podcast. Because I've been seeing a lot of people saying, saying like what are more podcasts in this style to listen to go check theirs out it's fucking fantastic thank you so much boys just don't abandon us for them please no

coexist you guys have a better podcast anyways I don't think so I disagree you guys have cameras with yours that didn't help sometimes the batteries die oh we've been there

we've been there they can be like oh we've been talking for the last 10 minutes and the camera's been off. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, guys, seriously, thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for having us, boys. You guys want to do one big group kiss? Yeah.

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