supermegashow - EP 179 - Snoop Dogg's Surprise (ft. Ross O'Donovan)

Episode Date: February 7, 2020

Our buddy Ross comes on to talk about his new animation and a surprise he got from Snoop Dogg! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Make good as a McMuffin and a large coffee. A hamburger, cheeseburger, hodgepodge, hotcakes. Vanilla cone shake and a hot bar sundae. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Hello, everyone. Here we are back once again with another episode of the Super Mega Cash This is episode 179 Wow I'm Ryan and this is my friend

Matthew That's great, I'm glad how you took that Of course man, of course But we also have a friend here as well We do It's Ross, Ross O'Donovan Explain who I am It's Floss O i am ross o'donovan is a kind young man we used to work with back at the game grumps um and uh he's a wonderful animator

he actually has a a recent animation that you can go check out a link will be in the description and ross could you uh explain that animation real quick oh yeah not like the scene yeah no but oh yeah. Not like the scene. Yeah, no. Well, in the first scene. No. So basically,

I was working on this show at Game Grumps called Gameoverse, which we are- This isn't Gameoverse? This isn't Gameoverse. So wait, this is what you've been working on for the past six years, right?

Yeah, so this is a thing we were joking about before. There's a lot of people who think that it's this show that we've been developing at Game Grumps. It's not. It's a complete different

side project that I started. And it was kind of this weird thing that I originally started off as like me trying to design shirts and like make like kind of like cool merch things. Yeah, yeah. I wanted to do them and like bring them to, there's like a place I brought them to called Designer Con, which is like a convention for like artists to like sell their wares and stuff. And I just kind of had these characters and it started because I wanted to draw like monster

girls. Yeah. And I was like, these would be really cute stickers because i love drawing monster girls and the reference image that i had up was this like cute korean girl like doing like a mirror selfie and i was like oh i'll as a joke i drew the phone in to the the pose and i was like oh this looks kind of cool having a monster girl taking a selfie like that's kind of interesting so i just kept doing it for the sticker line. And then eventually I was like, what are all these monster girls were actually like content creators. And then I like started playing with the idea and I was like,

Oh, what if there's a fucking Gorgon, you know, like Medusa. Yeah. You like look them in the eye. So what if they were a fucking streamer? Like every single time you went to their stream,

like their entire viewership would just be people turned to stone. Cause nobody can ever leave and shit like that. So I just kind of wanted to play off that um and i just love the concept yeah so i've just like been developing it i kind of wanted to make something that at the first one's a little edutain edutain edutain edutain edutain edutain edutain but entertaining at the same time exactly um but yeah uh fucking, where was I? The fucking idea just kind of spawned into this satire

and I don't think the next one's going to be so much like that. They're going to be more like satirical, I think, in the future, but I kind of wanted it to take all the time

that I kind of had doing stuff online and just kind of make something fun on the side with it. Well, it also had a very sweet message. Yeah, the first one for sure

because I tried to make this kind of thing about about uh hey can i like make a clickbait like thumbnail that's like or a topic yeah that would make people click but it's a misleading thing it's just like hey like you oh you're looking to be internet famous well will you come in well like here here's the reality of it you just need to be like if you want to be creative online and you want to share your work don't be afraid and the thing that spawned from that was that, uh, when we did scribble showdown, we had Q and A's at the beginning of every session. So like people at the VIP tickets would come in and we do the Q and A and that's kind of been a constant. But, um, what happened was these little kids in the audience and young, young creatives, they all like kept asking the same question in every single city they kept saying uh when will i know that i'm good enough to post and i was like what just post it like it didn't make sense to me you know like i i get it though because like success is like really tangible now i guess with like numbers and stuff so like it is intimidating well and stuff stays around forever so you don't know if you're trying to improve people, bring up your past.

Like the fear would be people bringing up your past work. Yeah, of course. And it's like, ha ha, make fun of your bad drawings. Yeah, and I have that. It's on Newgrounds. Like it's just history. I have those at 25. So we're good.

But that's another thing. It's like when people talk about like, hey, is it too late to start doing this start doing music start doing games whatever and i think for older people to like sit down and like learn something it's it's i think it's difficult to be like hey i'm 30 is it okay for me to feel take the ego hit of drawing like a 12 year old for a quite a while until i'm good can i can i hold out through the ridicule that i might receive for doing this i think that's kind of like a wall well you see the posts on reddit where like there's a cringe like yeah artists where they you can tell like they have talent yeah just get certain things off kind of like back when like in medieval time when they

didn't have enough money to really like have paints and shit so they just had to go with it if they fucked up you know so it's like yeah fuck or they had those like weirdly deformed animals i don't think anyone checked back then they're like sure that's a cat whatever oh there's that one painter that's just like a black blob i know the one i love that shit it's so good man but your cartoon is fucking amazing man thank you all the characters the character design is phenomenal all things colorful it's great and also there's one part in your cartoon i saw it i was like damn that'd take a while i forgot which character um where they're they're like turning around are we talking about the one with the uh where she pulls her soul out or are you talking about the one where she i'm trying to to think. I think it's in the first three minutes

where someone whips around and pulls out a pencil or something. I don't remember what it was. Or a pen? But I just remember you had to draw each frame of him turning. I was like, damn, that looks good. It was the phone flip.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, right, right, right. I think that took forever. That one was actually... So what I tried to do with this cartoon was I wanted to be able to figure out a way to do really limited animation. So the big problem, and one of the reasons I stopped doing cartoons on YouTube is that the algorithm basically, you know, everybody knows this, right?

Yeah. The scary algorithm. It's like you have to put up things frequently. It's got to be relatively long. Problem with animation is that you have to do it. You need time and the length is pretty difficult. So story animations have become like very prominent. Yeah, exactly.

It's I'm not I'm not. This isn't negative, but it's it's less work to produce longer content than if you were to do a regular animation. Exactly. So I went on tour with those guys who are all storytime animators uh jayden odd ones out domics and i was the great guys and uh i was kind of thinking to myself like is there a way that i could make something narrative and interesting adapt some of those methods to make it faster but try to polish it around the edges so like where i think a scene that emoting needs to be a little bit more i'll add some in-betweens. If I'm pressed for time, I'll just keep it animatic and then bounce it.

And then initially, there was going to be no lip sync. All the mouths were drawn on the same layer. And then I was doing some research and I saw my friend Mick, RicePirate, talking about some of the new additions added to Adobe Animate or what I animate in. And they had apparently in the last version

had added automated lip sync. Whoa. And I was was like holy fuck and it works i saw that and it works well so here's the thing um a lot of people were saying like oh he didn't do that he's just automated lip sync it not it wasn't all automated um so the difficulty you have to realize is so for instance if you have a character that has like a big demon voice behind it and it's got a little bit of echo you can take out the echo but sometimes you can't go so back to like can a computer figure out what i'm saying

right now it can't like if you're saying something weird in a weird voice the computer has no fucking clue it has to be very clear and concise for it to figure out what the syllables are for the mouth right so what you end up doing is when it got more complicated especially with uh slamantha's um mouth because she has a really measly voice uh the computer had a hard time so i figured okay what's the fastest way of doing this and i instead of having uh i think like 16 or so mouth symbols i broke it down to like being more like anime so you go inside a shape you add an open and a close you know two opens at like a little bit open more open and then a semi-close

and then an o but you don't input the o to be automated and then essentially i can go in and just it'll keep flapping the mouth and whenever i scrub it i hear an o i just hit the o like a frame picker and put in the O. And then essentially that will, so it is, there's a level of automation, but you have to kind of go through and do some cleanup. And that was really interesting.

And then with, you mentioned that scene, the first one, the phone flip. Yeah. That was actually all hand drawn, like that no assist anything. That's the thing is like,

each frame was like a full work of art, but people only see it for like a yeah and like i know i was like god damn that looked good thank you thank you um so that the way i kept that limited uh to move faster was that was uh but still putting those little scenes in yeah yeah of course sets it apart from just being like yeah you know that's that's that's kind of what i wanted to do because even though it's limited i wanted to do little flourishes like that to kind of bring people's attention back up right um and that was yeah sorry what i was just gonna say animations also like have their money shot yeah of course i mean it's the same in any production so um and i

didn't have any budget for this i just kind of did in my spare time with some friends i got two cleanup artists it's just those certain like aspects and shots where it's like i'm gonna stand out real quick yeah for sure um And also generally those kind of scenes when they're like really, really animated, they are animated. Are you familiar with ones, twos, threes? Do you know what I'm talking about? So in animation-

Teach me, Ross. Sure. I love teaching. So in animation, they have this thing called ones, twos, threes, fours, right? And the idea is if you do an animation, you want it to be really clean, you do it all in one.

So every single next frame is a new drawing. But if you hold it it for fours it's going to be a slightly more choppy i was experimenting with fives to make things go faster so so that would be even just very choppy it was very choppy but i was like trying to find a middle ground between how quickly can i make this and yeah that was kind of the end result um i also discovered that uh one of the software packages i was using now has 3d models oh so i like i did uh you were doing some yeah 3d models yeah so um there is this really cool thing in clip studio paint ex which is one uh one of the software packages i use for um animation now because they have animation timeline um they have basically a library of like 3d models you can use for like making manga because it's a japanese program and like you can like bring in like classrooms and

shit and anything you want you can even import models and it'll even adapt the rigs to work in a 2d illustration program oh wow that's sick and i also discovered that you can um take the models and have them animate in the animation timeline, which I don't think anyone really thought about. So what I was doing is like, I can do this like Sakuga, as people call it, the action animation stuff.

Right, right, right. But I was like, what if I use the 3D models and just key them out in what's called stepped animation, which is what they do for Enter the Spider-Verse, the Spider-Verse. It's like pose to pose

instead of any automated in-betweens. So I was like, okay, let's try this out. And I did a few tests. I was like, holy shit, this is a game changer. So now I'm able to do Sakuga.

I can do it hand-drawn, no problem. It's still hard, but it takes way more time. But if I want to do it really quick, I can block it all out with 3D models now.

Yeah. Just like how they animated Dragon Ball Fighters and a bunch of other stuff. So I'm like, okay. So I learned a lot of really cool shit.

That style is, I like it because it still captures the essence of whether you're talking about anime or you're talking, like, something 2D like Dragon Ball

or something as well as a comic book. Yeah. Spider-Verse did that for the comic books. And like the recent, I guess, Dragon Ball Fighter games.

Yeah. We all three, I remember when one of them came out, we were looking at it and saying how, how cool it is that they can just comic books and like the recent uh i guess dragon ball fighter games yeah we all three i remember when one of them came out we were looking at and saying how how cool it is that they can just capture the cartoon and not have it look goofy like you would think of like the simpsons or spongebob coming into a 3d world yeah they killed it with that yeah it's very difficult they if you i think there's actually uh some what was it what's the big game god I'm blanking on it the game game production

convention they go to every year fuck GDC sorry GDC thank you there's a GDC talk on that team

making their other game Guilty Gear they actually break down how they did that because obviously like if you're watching Dragon Ball footage and you see the

the characters doing all these extreme perspectives that look pretty hand drawn because the proportions aren't exactly you know one-to-one realism yeah if you look at how they did it it's fucking hilarious because if you look at goku charging forward and his fist is really small in the background getting towards you if you take the camera the fix it has to be fixed if you take that camera and move it to the side oh goku's got this like really long slenderman arm and then at the end it's turned really like i love that fucking horrifying but it works because you have a

fixed perspective yeah perspective so it's that's a really fascinating method um i haven't played with anything as extreme in that but i'm definitely changing like camera focal lengths and you know i like perspective in like real movies like yeah yeah rings the Rings and Gandalf and Frodo on the cart and shit. Dude. Fucking went to the the Shire when I was in New Zealand like ages ago. How does it look? It's fucking beautiful dude.

So is it like do people keep up with it? Yeah man. It's a tourist it's a tourist attraction but the I didn't know if it was just

some wilderness area. No I've known some people that have gone to it. It's so beautiful. I want to go to New Zealand so bad. It's so good. want to go new zealand so bad it's so good the the shire is a must like absolutely because they did exactly that they had big big shire huts and small shire huts for gandalf to walk by it's so fucking cool yeah um

real quick sorry if you saw me on my phone a minute ago it's because i was looking at uh a list of our podcast episodes to see when the last time we had Ross on. Fun fact, exactly 100 episodes ago. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's a lot. I'm one in a hundred, baby. You were on episode 79. That was the last one.

He wasn't on any of the hundreds? Yeah. I was like, no way. I was like, no way. Has it really been that long? It has been. I guess it has. I mean, we were doing it in the Grumps.

Was that the D&D one? No, no, no. It was the Infinite Monkey Theorem episode. We talked about the monkeys with typewriters. Yep. That sounds familiar. I have no idea what the theory was, though. The D&D one is more memorable.

Yeah, I think so. A bunch of monkeys in a room with typewriters. Eventually, they'll write Shakespeare. Plus, Matt and I are getting excited because we're really wanting to do it this year. And, like, we want to do a dnd series and we'd love to have a live action dnd show with you to be the dm oh god i need to learn how to dm better bro do you think our game is that could be part of the comedy our game does not follow strict rules but here's the thing if i i can do that but here's the thing i've never dm'd a game i've got the

books and i've been trying to read them and i understand the concept that's all you need you don't ross the pressure's not on our series oh god i'm pretty sure what everyone's gonna hate your character to be an omniscient pack of floating cigarettes yeah yeah i'm like sure we're not playing by regular dnd rules we're gonna follow it closely but we're gonna but basically the the premise is to give to give out some spoilers of what we would like to do and like one of the storylines could potentially be trying to find a new form so i can exist in this physical world without feeling like an outcast um that could be yeah yeah i gotta find a body what brand of cigarettes um american spirit light blue don't advertise smoking to children you could be a floating jewel pod.

Well, I can't. Maybe. That's true. I was going to, our dream for it is to film multi-camera set up at a table. Yeah. And then for big scenes, basically for like major scenes,

have, go out and actually shoot like us in our shitty costumes doing these things and overlay it over the audio of us playing D&D. know that'd be fucking cool i don't think anyone's done like shitty clip art dude yeah i i had the same you know i pitched the same idea once it never ended up happening but i really wanted to do something like that what was like um drunk history so like the idea of like you you play the game and then yeah you do the live action footage but you what

everyone's doing is like lip syncing, like on set. Yeah. Or you get like really, a really fucking buff, handsome guy to be your character. Oh, I like cutaway shots.

So like, I love the idea of just like everyone else is normal, but just that one person who's like a total egotistical dick, their characters actually supermodel who's like lip syncing. Someone can't be there for shooting. Yeah. I mean, we were trying to figure out who else we want to go on the campaign. We talked about like, you know, Their character's actually a supermodel who's lip syncing. Someone can't be there for shooting. We're trying to figure out who else we want to get on the campaign.

We talked about Gus and Eddie would be really cool to do it with. Jackson, Justin. But we were also talking of how you said that if we were to do a campaign and we were to have guests, those guests could be NPCs, essentially. Yeah, you could do that. If Justin was visiting. Yeah, you could probably do that. Or if someone was visiting for a short time and we can only get them for a small they do that in harman quest and stuff uh i need to learn how to do god guys okay this is me apologizing in advance if i dm them i'm gonna do a terrible job please forgive me but i think it'll be funny i'll just probably botch the rules to be honest all gonna none of us will be sober when we when we no not at all it'll it'll be a mess speaking of which yes uh so i every time you

know like i stream if anybody says anything about me in the lexicon of culture uh in like a podcast for instance that day i find out immediately because everybody starts talking about it did we did we say anything about you so i was streaming and everyone's just like what's up with the snoop dogg joint I'm like so did we out you dude no it's fine no it's totally fine it's totally fine um I can tell that story if I I because my friend doesn't mind um so my friend Cara who's also what was yeah so you just someone in your stream just just came in and there's like they're talking about. They rat on us. Yeah. I was just like, you guys are a bunch of narcs.

I had to. I had to. No, it's a great story. I had to show. I had to, you know, show off the fact that I smoked. If you smoked one of Snoop Jog's joints. Snoop Jog. Snoop Jog's joints.

Snoop Jog's joints. Then you. Snoop Jog's getting fit, dude. Steve Jobs joints. Damn. So. I ran a mile mile he jogged a mile jogged a mile so my friend Cara who is the voice of

Vanity in my cartoons I was wondering who did the voices I was like no it's not all me no dude the scratch audio is all me I do this little voice like this for Samantha and for Vanity i do this voice and i do and i couldn't tell yeah slamantha no i'm neither okay i couldn't tell i was like are these both i was watching it with someone yesterday they were like is ross doing all the voice no no

originally in the scratch audio which i'll probably upload to my patreon patreon.com slash rubber ninja um it i'm gonna be uploading it i. He posts more than us. So no, I don't. I'll try post more. So anyway, the fucking voices were originally me doing all the scratch of the characters before the actresses came in. So if you came to stream, people are like, are these the final voices? I'm like, no. They're like, we like them. I'm like, no, no, you don't.

No, you don't. Please do something. Sorry. Fuck the weed. Sorry. We're getting distracted. So Cara, she does a lot of like modeling gigs and hosting gigs and whatnot and what happened was she went to uh

fucking this big event that like i guess snoop dogg was a part of uh lucid sound which is like a headphone company i believe was hosting this event where he's yes i think so uh and it's she and the video went viral of like her going up to it was this at e3 uh no it was just some like madden tournament or something and she remember that like footage though where oh yeah yeah where he was like playing madden yeah in a joint yeah yeah i think so so uh what happened was uh cara was uh hosting that and fucking um the video went viral because she walked up to him and said, because I guess he

lost. He said like, how do you feel? And he's like, man, how the fuck do you think I feel? We fucking lost. And he's like, just no chill. Just like fucking shit sucks. I feel like shit. And it was like really funny and it went viral. He was really nice. Apparently off camera.

He's super nice guy off camera he's hilarious he's super nice guy apparently um he just like gave gave her some weed and then uh she doesn't smoke so she just gave it to me my girlfriend and we were like ah yeah all right and then i just invited you over you as well but you couldn't come but oh my god it was it was too much and that's how snoop dog i don't know i guess someone he someone who rolls it for him oh my god it was too much and that's how Snoop Dogg I don't know I guess someone who rolls it for him

or something but it was his weed he pays someone $50,000 like a month to roll his weed what the fuck I think I got the clip right here

so that was a tough loss how do you feel after that how the fuck you think I feel ask no dumb ass questions I don't feel like shit right now yep all right real quick so that's how something really weird how the fuck you think snoop dog on instagram has 39 million followers yeah and he follows only 3,449 people for some reason back in the day he followed kids with problems our old he just followed it one day out of the the blue. Does he still follow it to this day?

He still follows it. Look, following Kids with Problems. How? Are you serious? I don't know why. How? Because he doesn't follow like a lot of people. And we didn't even follow him.

He just followed us. I'm like, did he just see our videos and follow us? Was that back before I joined on Kids with Problems? No, no. That's when you were part of it. It was like right around the clown sketch when he went and followed it. And I was like, did he just see our videos and like them? Like he was high and was like, ooh, follow it.

Like, I have follow it. Like, I have no idea. Technically, we can message him actually. That is true. We have, we have so many questions. Dude. And I'd like,

but we have so many questions that I would like to ask you, but unfortunately. What's the time? It's 2.32. I can go another 15 minutes. Fuck yeah. I think,

wait, 15, wait, wait. So Ross in bed be like, this is like the moment you're like, okay, I'm going to ask my mom if you can stay over. Hold on.

Yeah, well, the reason they're saying this, guys, is that I've got limited time today because I have to go do a film shoot at the Game Grumps office, which I'm sure I'll talk about later, but that's where I'm heading after this. I'm going straight in an Uber over there. Sorry, what were we talking about? But yeah that's how the the weed ended up and we smoked it and watched uh that was heavy paprika okay i have to say i'm so

i just showed it in theaters last week you missed it really well i got to see it high off of my mind on snoop dogg's weed with my friend ross dude that's that's pretty cool that's pretty cool that's actually a pretty great story. You seen the fucking interview with Snoop Dogg where he goes to the Netherlands and they're like, so I'd just like to point out that you are four hours late. He's like, man, fuck you.

I want to get some chicken wings. He's like, shut up, man. I want to get some chicken wings first. Dude, I had the weirdest thing happen. You know when something like that happens, when a celebrity follows you or retweets something? Yeah. Fucking last night, I shit you not,

I posted a picture of my girlfriend's new cat. She got a... Oh, yeah. I saw this. Blink-182 fucking took our cat and reposted the story on Instagram. I'm like, what the fuck, Blink-182? Did182 they follow you no i don't know how they found it i have no fucking clue what's the new little fucker's name uh kipper kipper but apparently it's their first album has a siamese cat on the

front of his and the album's called cheshire cat so when they were reposting they're like oh cheshire cat question mark looks like our oh but I didn't know that so it's like What the fuck like it made no sense. I didn't know the connection at all cuz dude That's fuck I know when I saw that I was like what? Like what fucking kojima retweeted that I'm gonna talk about that until the day I die I was We did that video dude. I was so confused I literally was scrolling through my feet and I saw hideo kojima retweet and then i looked down i watched the video and then the video panned over and it was you and i was like what uh hideo kojima i went back and forth multiple times i was like

is this a is this did ryan change his name a little glitch i thought like maybe one like someone in our friend circle as a joke maybe changed their name to hideo kojima and i was like that's funny so then i clicked it and i was like that's him that's him 100 because we i remember we were me and me and jakey and gus and eddie we were sitting at uh some restaurant at universal city walk and and jake just gets this notification some like japanese thing retweeted him he's like and we were joking who's that i've been like in the Uber at home I'm like wait what the fuck

like so yeah pretty wild that was I remember I texted you immediately we were freaking out at dinner

when we found out what the fuck that's so weird we were fucking freaking out yeah I wonder if he just thought it was like this really really deep metaphor

you know like we are our phones we live by our phones we drink by our phones yeah that's probably it that's gonna be his next game funny he just was like damn damn that's deep that's really deep that's fucking i need you

matt in my new in my new game yes sir mr coach i'm gonna be the next main character maybe he'll put me in the background of like a game where it's like a futuristic game and everyone drinks off their phones because of that but you you're like a baby. Yes. But with normal arms and legs. I wish I had a baby's body, but my arms and legs would be the exact same. That would look like a fucking dead space creature.

Yeah, would you have a regular penis? Baby penis. I'd have a baby penis. The torso is all baby. The head is regular. And the legs and arms and feet and hands are regular, you know, Matt Watson. And I have a very long- It's a baby's ass, too. Baby's ass, too.

I pretty much already have a baby's ass. The Hank Hill ass? I do have a Hank Hill ass. No, you don't. You have a butt. It's not completely flat. It's actually gotten more full recently. There's some bubble to it.

Matt is that kind of friend when everybody that knows him has known him for like maybe, let's just say five six months has probably seen his dick balls and ass. Yeah asshole. Ass or asshole? Asshole. I don't think I've seen your asshole but I've seen your butt and I've seen your dick and I've seen your ass. We've seen each other's assholes many times. Yes

I have this really strong memory of his asshole. Not as no I wish. But fucking, I was at your old apartment. Do you remember this? So we were working out together for a bit. And he like was in the bathroom. And then he just like walked out.

I was about to take a shower. Yeah, he walked out butt naked. In the public gym? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. In my apartment. In his apartment. Okay, okay, okay. And I was on the couch

and it was like a fucking Simpsons bit I don't know what it was it was like like a bug spray can or something I can't remember but fucking Matt walks up

he goes hey man what's going on or something I can't remember what you said but like exactly where his dick and balls were was the fucking spray can

I was like and it just like perfectly perfectly aligned I didn't even mean to he didn't even mean to he was legitimately just being like look at my dick and I just't even mean to he was legitimately just being like

look at my dick and I just couldn't see it it was just fucking blocked like a cartoon it was amazing yeah Ross started freezing

he was like oh well at least you don't have Harvey Weinstein's problem about having a disgusting looking penis though

apparently no testicles and it looks like a vagina I don't know anything about his penis so someone testified in court about Harvey Weinstein

saying that it appeared he had no testicles and appeared he also had a vagina? Yeah, that sounds correct, yeah. And then he hung his head in shame when they said that and apparently smelled really bad too. Which I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. In general, he smelled

really bad. Was the article just saying, oh, and also he smelled very bad. Like during sex. Okay. He'd smell very bad. Yeah. He doesn't look like a man who would smell good. He does not look like a man who really, he looks like he has a lot of money. He's like, I smell like shit. Like during sex. Okay. He'd smell very bad. He doesn't look like a man who would smell good. He does not look like a man who really, he looks like he has a lot of money. He's like, I smell like shit. I'm Harvey Weinstein. Exactly.

I don't really care. Yeah, you don't have to shower after a certain, you know, amount of money in your bank account. Yeah. You don't even have to brush your teeth. You don't really have to do anything. He literally wakes up smelling like sexual abuse. That's what Jabba the Hutt is. Yes.

He's pretty close. He's pretty rich. So why would you wash? Just turn into a worm. Who fucking cares? Exactly. He's a nasty looking dude. Jabba the Hutt is. Yes. He's pretty close. He's pretty rich, so why would you watch? Just turn into a little worm. Who fucking cares? Exactly. He's a nasty looking dude. Jabba the Hutt?

Smells like shit. Or Harvey Weinstein? Weinstein. Oh, well, he kind of looks like Jabba the Hutt. Harvey the Hutt, you know what I'm saying? Harvey the Hutt. Okay, seriously? You'd say these things about Harvey Weinstein?

I want one person to comment. Is he guilty? Harvey Weinstein. Show me, show me. Did the court say guilty? I'm sorry. Did the court say guilty? Look into the shit, like the blackmail. Like, he had teams of people put together blackmail. Did the court say guilty? I'm sorry. Did the court say guilty? Look into the shit, like the blackmail.

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I do have Hank Hill's ass You do? The like small one? Show me your ass Wow you do? the like small one? I don't I think that it's a little more bubbly show me your ass I'll tighten it wow

that is that is Hank Hill's ass what the fuck don't tighten it though that looks tighten it do it again regular is nice

do it again dude that looks exactly like it guys google it dude what the fuck that looks just like Hank Hill's ass I know. Like, I haven't... I can tighten my ass muscles, like, real tight. So my ass just looks like a flat pancake.

It's like a guillotine. Yeah, like very, very... Just a box. It's like SpongeBob's ass. But you've got that, like, the dimples, like, pushing it in. Like, Hank Hill's ass. Like, the dimples that are so powerful, they make the ass smaller. I want to post a picture of it, but I don't... where do you post your picture my ass do get an only fans just

i've shown my ass well i've shown my ass on super mega i've shown my ass too but we've we've lately we've we've we've we've started censoring asses on super mega more dishes you know older videos on our patreon though we um uh we don't we censor dick but not ball sack like there's there's one video where you can see like both of our ball sacks surprise no one's commented about it oh yeah go check that out um but we we do uh i also won't censor ass on patreon but i i will it's an it's a it's a it's butt cheeks are they weird about like sex shit now on patreon 18 plus though do they 18 plus Patreon you have to have

right I think so or else you you're subject of your account being terminated remember that fucking video I sent you of like

so so this really interesting thing that happened like a long time ago I was looking into like VR games oh yeah I was looking into

VR games that we could play on like Game Grumps years back right and I went down the rabbit hole of like looking at like weird bad into VR games that we could play on like Game Grumps years back, right? And I went down the rabbit hole of like looking at like weird, bad VR games. And then I got to the like the porn shit. I was like, the porn shit's got to be hilariously bad right now, right?

And then I found this like this game or is like a work in progress thing. And the guy was doing a demo of like this girl getting fucked. And it was like really like I was like okay interesting but the weird thing was that he's the whole video is just your podcast playing in the background so like yeah i sent you the video yeah yeah i didn't i didn't see this no one sent i didn't watch it i don't think i ever watched it you didn't it's so it's like it's the the game footage but then it was a video of, like an audio clip of you guys talking. And then in the author's comment on his Vimeo, it said, ha ha, sorry about that.

Just, I'm just listening to super, like, sorry about the audio, listening to Super Mega. Very funny guys or something like that. And I just, I remember laughing hysterically. I don't know, I'll have to look. But I was like laughing. What's that?

It's on Vimeo? I think I sent it to your DMs when I found it because I was not my DMs his DMs no I sent both of you did you yeah I'm pretty sure I did so what happened was I was clearing out my bookmarks because I must have bookmarked it years ago in the office and I found it as I was clearing out my

bookmarks and I was like here fuck it is and I immediately sent it to you because I told you about it that sounds like sex that sounds like sex that sounds like sex I don't hear us I don't think that's the video that sounds like a girl sucking balls

that just sounds like fellatio it's a VR girl is that that's the video you sent Ross? no that's not the video that is the video you sent GameLink by the way oh no I think I think you gotta go to the oh right that's the video you sent wrong no that's not the video that is a video you sent game link by the way oh wait I think I think you got to go to the right here's the video sorry you just sent me a yeah that's the game link

as well yeah I was like this is apparently the game wait this is a person actually like yeah dude it was just I just found I just found this years ago. I found this fucking years ago and I forgot to give it to you. So is he doing this while he's listening? You didn't see the outline of him!

That's his outline? That's what his body's doing. Yeah, so apparently that's the game. But I was just laughing hysterically because when I found it, the link to show the game was you guys talking. I was like, I gotta because when I found it the link to show the game was you guys talking I've got to show this to these guys like I hadn't seen that but I lost the link And I didn't know where I put it and then I found it like oh, thank God five years later. Thank you

Don't know how long it was but I held onto it. Why is he listening? I don't know but it's so funny I'm sorry to call you out man,, but like, I, like, his, it's very good. No, there's no hate. The animations are, let's just say, no hate here. The animations were very good. Hey, the man's chasing his bag, you know. The man, he's grinding. Get that bread, man.

Get that bread. You do that. I'm all for it. That's wonderful, and thank you for the shout out. One of the comments is just, Matt and Ryan from Superman? That's actually, I'm'm there's something about it i'm actually proud that that exists i'm proud that exists but also it's like it's so clear it's like the exact ripped odd it's almost like he like overlaid the audio over it oh because when he was recording he didn't realize he was recording the

i think he forgot he was listening to the podcast at the same time. Can you just... There's people doing all kinds of weird shit listening to your content. Well, there's a video of two people having sex while watching Game Grumps on Pornhub. Yeah. I'm sorry, what? We searched Game Grumps on Pornhub once. I don't know. There's just some video of someone just having sex. It said, I fuck my

girlfriend while we watch Game Grumps in the background. And it's just, you hear Dan and Aaron laughing, and there's some people having sex. Hold on, I've got to pull it up for Ross. No, he was asking what time it is. He wasn't asking. I was just being like, yo man. It's 2.45.

I probably got to get going. I want to stay and do a whole podcast but it's a film shoot and they're flying someone for it Tucker Prescott maybe ooh

yeah so I gotta go get to that but um guys let's hang out soon let's do it you need to come

see the kitten oh yes I wanna see that little boy oh so fucking cute he's so cute so fucking cute you need to come

see Lego again oh Miss Lego I really wanna see Lego again he's got all the company in the world right now since Kelly and Justin are visiting. That's good.

He needs friends. But yeah, I actually can't be, we can't be gone for too long because that kitten, I'm afraid it's going to do something while I'm not there. Yeah. They're a little too adventurous. And also, I mean, Orf hasn't heard him. He's, Orf's just kind of avoiding him. And every time he gets near him, the kitten hisses at him and Orf rolls his eyes and walks

away. He doesn't care. Anyway, I love you guys. Thank you for walks away. He doesn't care. Anyway, I love you guys. Thank you for coming on. Thank you very much. I'm sorry I can't stay for the whole thing. I very much wanted to.

Go check out Ross's cartoon, guys. Link is the first thing in the description. Thank you very much, guys. Goodbye. I love Twitch and Patreon. Goodbye, Ross. Bye, guys.

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But his mic is still going. I doubt that'll do anything, though. My stomach is rumbling. I'm going to sit in my seat now. You're going to move to your seat? Uh-oh. Ryan is moving over to his seat. It's good to be back, baby.

Yeah. Yeah, I can tell, man. You look real cozy over there. Yeah, I am. We gotta put the Tims somewhere else because they're underneath the recording table. And I want to put my feet under there. There's fucking seven pairs of Tims.

You just gotta push them out of the way. Then they get pushed over to my side. Well, now you push them over and now they can't hit me. They'll just go around my feet. Like a flood of Tims. Damn, dude. How you been? Been all right.

Just busy. Busy? Had a good bit of guests. So I'm just kind of like i don't know i have this thing where like when i have guests uh and you know we've been working pretty hard you and i in recording in terms of like just going at it yeah we had a big recording day recently where it felt good 10 things yeah nine or ten yeah and we're trying to keep up on that we're trying to really just fucking blow out of the water yeah we're trying to keep up on that we're trying to really just fucking blow super mega out of the water

yeah we're trying to just record a bunch so we can have daily uploads while working on higher production type stuff so we're trying to get the ground running on just backlogging shit we got some good ideas for 2020 some projects we want to do yeah when I have guests I just kind of have like a

host kind of fog I don't know how to explain it it's just kind of have like a like a host kind of fog i don't know how to explain it it's uh it's just kind of like you're just making sure everything's fine yeah yeah never fully truly relax yeah why don't you just you should rent like a storage locker and have that as like your uh your alone time place just you go in you unlock it there's no lights just a single folding chair and then you just sit smoke a cigarette maybe yeah no don't smoke a cigarette i i it was hard to smoke cigarettes last night because it was so windy it's really windy in la that was like it was too windy it was ridiculously windy i put a bunch of uh i broke down a bunch of boxes and i put them in my recycling bin and i woke up this morning and they were all over the place.

They were not in the bin anymore. They were strewn about. And I was like, fuck. And a bunch of styrofoam everywhere. So I ordered some Joe Biden life-sized cardboard cutouts. Which has Jackson discovered? I don't think he has not discovered yet. I put it in his closet.

But I accidentally ordered two, I guess. One is slightly older. One is slightly different. It's like a more young version of him. A different photo, but I have two. I'll bring him in the podcast studio. We can set him up as props once Jackson finds him. But yeah, all the shit from those boxes is all over the place.

So sorry, neighbors. I guess, you know, once the trash is in the neighbor's yard, that's their responsibility. It is. It's their litter now. Prove that it was yours. Yeah, exactly. Is your, you know, once the trash is in the neighbor's yard, that's their responsibility. It is. It's their litter now. Mm-hmm. Prove that it was yours. Yeah, exactly. Is your name on any of the boxes?

Sir, you have a Joe Biden cutout right in the front window of your house. Yeah, but they could have one too. Yeah, but why would I need two? They're different ones. That's a good point. As well. That's a good point. Why would he need two?

Ah, I see. Yeah, but, you know, man, I've just been chilling. I had a pretty good weekend. I'm excited for this weekend. Oscars? Yeah. We're going to come over, just probably get high, have some beers and watch the Oscars. I'm excited.

And just have a good time. It's going to be fun. We're going to need to find some good food, some finger foods for everybody. Yeah. Little hors d'oeuvres. I can't cheat that day that's not going to be your cheat day? no because

I want to go take the boys meaning Justin and Kelly to go get Korean BBQ at some point might do that Wednesday when you're isn't it Wednesday that you have the doctor? Wednesday is my birthday.

The surgery. Okay. I knew something important. Okay. Wednesday's your birthday, but Friday is your butt surgery? Friday is my ass surgery. So Wednesday and Friday are the two days that... I'm not getting ass implants, guys.

I'm actually just getting hemorrhoids. I don't want to go... It's a gross fucking thing to talk about. I got hemorrhoids. He gets some want to go. It's a gross fucking thing to talk about. I got him. Get some ice cream scooped out of his ass. That's disgusting way to put it. And no, that's not how they're doing it either. They rip them open.

They're injecting. They're going into my ass. Bites him out. He takes those Squidward teeth that Squidward uses to take a small bite out of the out of the crabby. No, no, no. That's how he extracts your hemorrhoids. I have to get fucking injections up my asshole this Friday. And I asked, I asked the- That makes my ass clench.

Like my asshole is as puckered as puckered to be. I'm going to have to be, I don't think they're putting me under. In fact, I asked the doctor and they were like, depends. And I was like, just put me under, please. Give me that anesthesia. I don't want to feel a thing. Even give me the numbing shot. Like even if they're going to numb my ass, you can still feel things when they numb it.

You can feel the pressure. You can feel the. And the fact that they would have to give me a shot to begin with to numb me up my ass. You're going to have to, you're going to feel it. Yes. It's like, just give me the anesthesia. I don't care. Like you're going to feel a sharp.

If I have to pay a little bit extra for the, for the general anesthesia do that i don't your asshole's gonna be sore from the needle they said they said it they said afterwards i could have a lot of discomfort and i'm like oh dude if there's one place i don't want constant discomfort it's my asshole you're sitting down the other option was the other option was like actual surgery we're like they they were like a blade but then they give you like stitches in your ass like no fuck no and you know what the doctor told me when i went in for like the uh pre-op shit he's like you know i have uh patients cursing my name for months afterwards and i was like maybe i shouldn't do this but i already got all the pre-op shit done and i'm sick of this i'm sick of the pain that's in my asshole for the last five years yeah you know what i'm proud i'm proud to speak out about'm sick of the pain that's in my asshole for the last five years.

Yeah, you know what? What? I'm proud to speak out about my hemorrhoids. It's a very touchy subject. I'm proud to tell people, guess what? I have hemorrhoids and I'm making a change to get rid of them. I'm doing something with my life. I'm not going to sit here on my ass and feel pain every day. I'm going to put myself through it.

What are you doing? You're rocking like you have a disorder. What? Nothing. what are you doing rocking like you have a disorder what nothing like a motor like a like a motor skill motor dysfunction you're just rocking back and forth skill and a dysfunction are two separate things not always tell me what it is what is it a skill or is it a dysfunction that i have you're doing it pretty fast looks like a skill see okay I like that. It's all about the perspective, right?

Yeah. Rocking out, man. Yeah. You know, you see mass genesis. Your mom looks like a fucking bratwurst put out in the sun and filled with cheese. Ew. Yo, I had a weird dream last night. And I don't remember it, so that's my story. Thanks, dude.

I just remember I had a weird-ass dream. You do that all the fucking time. Dude, I had a weird dream last night. What was it about? Don't remember. I'm like, I'm just kidding. No, it made me feel weird. I woke up feeling weird.

Yeah, but what am I going to get out of that? I don't get to hear a fun little story. Sometimes I do. I hear a fun little story. Would you rather me make stories up on Super Mega? You do it all the time. No, I don't. Don't even start that rumor. Don hear a fun little story. Would you rather me make stories up on Super Mega? You do it all the time. No, I don't. Don't even start that rumor.

I don't even start that rumor. We don't make up lies on Super Mega, though. We tell real stories because our lives are interesting enough to have enough real stories. You know what? There was a moment recently that I turned down that I was like, man, that would have been good on the podcast, though. I was at a gas station letting my car fill up, and I was walking inside to go get a water bottle or something. I don't remember. And I see this guy walking across the parking lot coming up to me and he made me jump because he was bald.

You're like, oh, bald man. No, he. The classic SpongeBob movie joke. His entire face was tattooed to be a skull. Entire thing. Eye sockets, pitch black, like circles around the teeth, the bone structure. But also mixed in was a bunch of gang tattoos, like a bunch of numbers and shit. Definitely like, I think he had a big 13.

Sounds like a real doofus. And he comes up to me, like straight up to me. And this guy like genuinely looked like it made me kind of jump when I saw him at first. Because, you know, you don't often see someone with their entire face and head tattooed to look like a skull. It's pretty badass. And, you know, he has the things where it's like the tattoos were like, oh, he's killed someone. Yeah. And he comes up and he's like, hey, man, can I get a ride?

And I was just like. Did you give him a ride i said no i was like what was his response i was like i i was just straight up i was like no man i'm sorry i can't he's like all right and just walked off and um i saw him go up to someone else start hugging him he was he was high i think he was very high he was very high did they like the hug did they hug him back hey They looked like an emotional moment. But I was thinking like, what if I had said yes? Like what,

what would have unfolded? What story would I be telling on the podcast this week? You know? Well, I said yes to someone who asked me for a ride once. That's a great story. Yeah.

And he made you drive all over the place. This guy also was, got out in a suburban neighborhood and pissed in someone's yard, front yard, was drinking alcohol in the passenger seat open which if you got pulled over you would get a ticket for it yeah and then

i dropped him off at waffle house and then i left him there damn i fucking was fighting with a woman the whole time on the phone his girlfriend oh that's a good story see i figured that would happen i was also on my way to i think i was on my way to work so it's like hey ryan i'll be late man i'm driving a a man with skull facial tattoos somewhere in los angeles bring him on the podcast and he's clearly very high on something that's not marijuana uh which another reason i said no is because like the second he opened his mouth i was like oh he's he's a little gone on something. He was like, Like meth? Not alcohol and not marijuana. Something else.

Also, the way he was walking, he was kind of dragging his feet. I was like, ooh, he's goofed. Well, there's an epidemic out here. There is. Crazy epidemic. He could have been on some opioids. Probably was.

The opioid epidemic is fucked if you read the stats on how many pills of opioids get shipped out to specific regions of the country, like West Virginia. And like, you'll, you'll see like certain very impoverished, uh,

regions of America just get like billions a year of pills. And it's like, why are that many going that place? And, you know, kind of obvious why it's fucked up. We have a horrible opioid problem in america but money don't fuck with opioids guys if you're like i'm gonna do some

drugs don't fuck with opioids money money money we making the money fools if we get poor people addicted to the drugs they'll have no choice but those drugs do good for these poor people gives them a sense of they're happy you know when they're on the drugs it's a win win don't fuck with opioids though don't do those oxys

and those perks I know a lot of you high schoolers and college kids love popping them don't have I ever had Percocet? do you have Percocet? I do not have any Percocet? Do you have Percocet? I do not have any Percocet. I'm pretty sure Percocet's just Oxy mixed with Tylenol or Ibuprofen.

Don't do it. It's very, it'll fuck you up and get you, ruin your life. Give me some of that. I know those rappers are like, Percocet, Molly Percocet. Well, they die. Yeah. They overdose and die. They just died. and died juice world died from oxy well a lot of people have died from just overdosing on just what mac miller right mac miller died from an overdose who was the one they ever say what he overdosed on oh well

probably opioids honestly because it's just such a very common easy to obtain drug well who little peep little peep died from Xanax. Was that the one where his friends were filming it? Yeah, but Lil Peep died because it was, I think it was cut with fentanyl, fentanyl? I forgot how you say it, which is really a scary drug that gets cut with a lot of things like cocaine and Xanax

and is very deadly. So, not very smart to be doing these drugs, guys. It's not. No, it's horrible. Xanax, fuck Xanax. It's a good way to die young.

Yeah. Also, I just don't, like I don't fuck with Xanax at all. Xanax is scary as fuck. Xanax is like, just makes you into a zombie and you forget everything and... Doctor was about to put me on Xanax is scary as fuck xanax is like just makes you into a zombie and you forget everything and doctor was about to put me on xanax and i just didn't go fucking fulfill this prescription

have you ever known someone that like regularly did xanax nope they lose their personality just become this fucking zombie and it's so easy to fucking if you mix xanax with alcohol you will not remember a thing you can you can easily die like roofie pretty much yeah if you mix those two like you might you might as well be um i've i i haven't i'm not a i don't fuck with you're not a roofie connoisseur but i'm not a connoisseur of rufalin roohyfnol roohyfnol roohyfnol yeah no i don't they did rape drug i don't know why that was Dracula. It is Rohypnol. Beware of Rohypnol. I have put Rohypnol in all of your

wine. No! Did I just rape this Dracula? I just picture you in like this fucking Victorian type castle. Just, oh god! Oh shit! Shit!

Yeah. Don't fuck with drugs like that. Don't fuck with pills. Pills are, just don't fuck with pills. That's my advice for this podcast. Pills are a no-no. What else is a no-no? What?

Touching kids. That's a big no-no. Don't, if you take anything from this podcast, don't touch kids and don't fuck with pills. Unless it's to save them from an oncoming train. And and you can touch them and you're just picking them up and moving them yeah well not like i mean you have to touch yeah you pick you have to touch the kid but not not in the way that you have chanson might think yeah you have to touch the kid but you you don't touch the kid you don't't. Yeah. Don't touch kids.

Yeah. Don't diddle kids. You touch the kid. Don't be weird with kids. Don't diddle kids. You don't touch the kid. Don't give kids drugs. You know, hey, I got some free candy. Now, don't do that shit, guy.

Don't piss on kids. Don't piss on kids. R. Kelly. I'm looking at you, Mr. Ronald Kelly. What's the R stand for? Raymond. Really? I think. ronald kelly what's the r stand for raymond really i think didn't the interviewer call him raymond r kelly name if you're right ryan hold on the internet is loading very very slowly but this is very very much of a it's important oh what was it buddy robert sylvestre oh it is rob yeah

because she's like robert robert the interviewer he's freaking out uh jerule's real name is jeffrey atkins jeffrey epstein yeah jerule's actually jeffrey epstein jay-z is sean rule is every every jeppstein every jeppstein no no i'm not gonna be confused with jeffrey epstein it's actually jeffrey epstein just like in disguise yes i'm every jeppstein with the groucho marx glasses yeah i got mustache and a big nose? Like, no, no, I'm Jeffrey Jepstein. I don't rape little girls. I rape little boys. No, I mean, neither, neither.

Neither? I rape nobody. I have consensual sex with of-age people. That's what makes me different from that other guy. Oh, he is awful. And I don't sell kids to people. I sell people to kids. Oh, Jesus. Stupid.

Jeffrey. It's like a sitcom about Jeffrey Epstein. Sounds like a Nick at Night comedy. But it's about Jeffrey Epstein and trying to start a new life. I'm about to fucking shit in your mouth, man. You're going to shit in my mouth, Ryan? Yeah? Yeah.

Go for it. What are you going to do about it, buddy? There would be some fighting back on my end if you shat in my mouth. We'll see. And yes, you are stronger than me. But I feel like that is one of those cases where it's like legit fight or flight. And I think my claws would come out in that situation. Your Santa claws?

I am. I would put on my little santa hat and i and you put on your little claws my little claws your little santa claws rare you know oh yeah i want to i bet there's a furry comic out there about a furry santa named santa claws like a tiger with big claws. A big buff tiger wearing Santa Claus but also at the same time BDSM gear and he's got big old claws and it's Santa Claus. Santa Claus. Santa Claus. Rawr.

You know what I'm saying? I do. I do know what you're saying. You might have to quit Super Mario and make that our own animated television show. Okay. I'm down. Seriously? No. Oh. Not yet at least i got excited for i have to make sure that it would be a good it's a good business proposition but we got to make sure it's all there we'll do it on the side yeah okay put it on patreon i like this idea though maybe we should start doing like furry stuff on patreon can we just go it wouldn't be hard right

you know all these politicians hold public rallies why can't we hold a super mega rally we usually could and we just rant on a microphone about shit about the other day i was i was driving i was in traffic we gotta change traffic i'm trying so i'm trying to i'm on the on-ramp getting onto the free, and it's common courtesy if you are in the right lane and there is an entrance to the highway coming up, you move over to the left lane to allow people to properly merge. And this jackass is driving in the right lane. What's he thinking? Doesn't move. What am I going to do?

Crash into a wall? No, I have to slam on my brakes. I'm not going to crash into the barrier. I have to slam on my brakes. It's dangerous. He had more than enough space. It's dangerous. It's hazardous to everyone else driving.

Everyone's clapping and cheering. And let me tell you something. Guess what? They got these, the Gatorade bottles, they actually made smaller, but they're the same price and it's two ounces less of Gatorade. Same price as before. They're trying to trick you. The Gatorade people right now must be like, oh, I don't know what I'm saying.

You know, I'm just going to hold our own like Trumpian rally. Yeah, I like't know what I'm saying, you know? We're just gonna hold our own, like, Trumpian rally. Yeah, I like it. What does he use those rallies for? His fan base. I'd like to fuck him so good. That man in the back, yeah, I'd like to fuck him. Yeah, you wanna

fuck me, sir? Come and fuck me right now. I'll fuck you, Mr. President. Oh, I bet you would. Come up here. Oh, I bet you would. Come up here and fuck me to my face. What would happen? The people would cheer.

Oh, he's out in the libs. Oh! See, this is all satire. He's getting, he's having, oh, he's having a prostate orgasm. He's playing 40 checker chest, uh, hieroglyphs. Hier's playing 40 checker chest hieroglyphs. 40 hieroglyphs? He's playing 40 hieroglyphs, dude. Hey, anyway, though, guys, thanks for listening to this episode.

I'm going to go drink some water. I'm thirsty. Okay. Is our food here? No, they pushed it again to 325. Your order is out for delivery. Nine minutes. I just got that text.

So 328. Still nine minutes without food. But that text. So 3.28. Still nine minutes without food. But that's fine. That's fine. Let's go hug each other and wrestle. Let's play around a little bit. Okay. All right.

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