supermegashow - EP 18 - Mile High

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

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Yes, yes he is. And uh, we're here to do a little- Were you about to speak over me? No, I wasn't. Were you about to make it seem like you were the only one on the podcast? No, I was gonna say I'm Matt Watson and I'm here with Matt, may I remind you Oh shit, that scared me

Sorry, the back of the TV looked like it was someone hunched over Hiding behind the television Like from this angle You should see it It looks like someone with a grey shirt on Hiding behind the TV Aaron's been waiting here all day to try to scare someone In the office and no one came You should see it. Like, it looks like someone with a gray shirt on, like, hiding behind the TV. Anyway.

Aaron's been waiting here all day to try to scare someone in the office, and no one came. Ooh, finally, it's 11 o'clock at night. Someone. Anyway, guys, welcome to our podcast. We have got some witty topics. Actually, no, we don't. We have literally nothing planned to talk about. But, um.

That's the way the cookie crumbles. Yeah, but so Ryan, let's start with this. In the last week, you went on a little adventure across the country, didn't you? Yeah, I went to Ohio with Aaron, Brent, and Vernon of Game Grump. The dream team of Game Grump. Yeah, it was a good time. It was great. I actually had alcohol on a flight for the first time. You can't say that on the podcast, dude.

Yeah, I can't. We're going to lose all our sponsorships that we don't have. Oh, yeah. Well, it was great. I had myself some cheeses and wines on the flight back, except the flight there was hell. Specifically because I was sitting next to this child whose parents fell asleep easy enough. And I can sleep on planes pretty easily, usually. So I fell asleep.

I closed my eyes, and I went into a little—I got together with the dream team. We consulted, and we picked out a good little cloudy dream for Ryan McGee to have. cloudy dream for Ryan McGee to have and so I fell asleep on the plane and all of a sudden just uh just this the kid the kid that these parents had smacked me in the face and woke me up and I'm like okay maybe he was just being a useless little fucking brat but no I try to fall asleep four more four other times I like successfully you know kind of just pass out and again he'll like hit my face and wake me up why he just wanted to be friends dude

I just wanted to be friends this is me this is my reaction like I wasn't like that I was just kind of like he slapped me and I just went like I just like I looked at him with like tired eyes like just an amazement of like what the fuck are you doing? You looked like I just like insulted your dead war veteran grandfather.

I know, because like, it's like something hit me. Like I have to go into primal investigation mode. And I turn and I just look at this fucking kid. And then he starts crying on the plane later in the flight right next to me. There's nothing worse than when a baby's crying on an airplane. But he's like, he's trying to scream as loud as he fucking can. And the parents are like,

it's okay. I feel for the parents and everything. But like, I don't know, just getting slapped and then woken up by a screaming child just wasn't, it wasn't my time. It wasn't my day. It wasn't my flight. You should have woken the mom up and been like, hey, your son's a cunt. Can you get him to doing that i was i didn't want to wake i don't want to wake the poor woman up yeah i feel she's got to already live with this kid every day exactly she she should get some rest she's

gonna need it because you know she's got 18 years locked down uh like pretty much held hostage by her child that's what happens when you have a kid you're held hostage uh then all your money all your money but but yeah it's like you're being extorted for money and you have no choice i actually uh so about um i think half a year ago i was on a red eye flight from los angeles to red eye flights just early morning flight right it's a flight that's overnight oh okay so um i don't know why I haven't known this. I just always heard the phrase, never care to look up the definition, or no one cared to explain it to me. I actually only learned it like a year ago, because my mom said it, and I was like, what

does that mean? Oh, it makes sense. But I'm on this flight, and it was a flight where they had turned all the lights off, because it's middle of the night. I love it when they do that. Oh, it's great. And I had a window seat, and then next to me was a... A reader? No.

A young, a nice young black woman with her elderly black grandma. It was probably 3am, and I had to use the bathroom. Like charcoal black, or... Like, are these chimney sweepers that just came from a day's work, or... I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I feel like chimney sweepers is a racial slur. Is it?

No, but it sounds like that would totally be a racial slur. Those fucking chimney sweepers. I just imagine you like, because you're like these black people. Like I'm picturing like these pitch black humanoid figures. Okay, actually there was no reason for me to say they're black. Yeah, I know. But here's the thing. That's why it always catches me off guard because you always describe people as like,

there's this loud black woman outside. I'm just trying to paint the picture so people can visualize it. The rich doesn't have anything to do with it. Much like people painted their skin color with a racial undertone. No, no. Whitey. Ryan? Go on.

You cut that shit out of the podcast. If you call me Whitey one more time, I'm walking out of this room. Matt, cut it out. I have to use the bathroom. So, like, I get up. And they're both asleep. And I don't want to wake them up. So, I'm cut it out. I have to use the bathroom so like I get up and they're both asleep and I don't want to wake them up so I'm like, okay, I got long little string bean legs. Nice long

fuckers, you know. Yeah, I could probably stretch my legs over these two sleeping angels. You're like Superman. You can cross a city in one long bound. One little whoop. So I extend my leg over, and I realize I'm not going to be able to make it over the girl and her grandma.

I'm only going to be able to make it over the girl. So I do. And then I'm kind of situated, so my crotch is kind of in her face, and my legs are on the outside of her legs. That's going to get taken out of context. But basically, as I'm going, I guess I woke her up.

And she had a panic attack. What? She goes, ah, ah, ah. Like yelling on the plane. I was like, oh, oh. And then when she yelled. Are you straddling her as this is going on? I yell.

I'm sorry. She yells, which wakes up her grandma, who does the same thing. She goes, oh, oh, oh. Because she probably thinks the plane's fucking crashing or some shit. Her granddaughter just like, oh! And then she starts yelling and it's like pitch black and everyone's just like, I can hear everyone in the plane like wake up

and like jostle around like, what's going on? Huh? And I hear like people be like, what? And they yell for a good like two to three seconds just in unison and I'm like, oh no no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And then the granddaughter just like hyperventilating and shit. And I was like, oh, and I just rushed to the bathroom. All of a sudden the airline assistant comes like, sir, what's your name?

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I get back in, no problem. And then like probably three hours later, I'm like, shit, I got to get up again. God damn it, Matt. Guess what happened? Why did you have to go again? Because I was drinking Coke on the flight. Then stop. If you cause a panic attack, you can wait to drink a Coke.

No, I was thirsty. I didn't care. I'm never going to see these people again. And I was thirsty as hell. So I had some Coke or some apple juice or whatever. But like three hours later, we're getting like further into the flight. I got to get up again. So you straddle.

Guess what happened? You straddle these poor women and they have another panic attack. Precisely what happened. It was the grandma that I actually woke up the second time. She went, oh! Like, they must have, like, they're probably fresh off the plane from, like, some war-torn, like, area where they have severe PTSD. And they're sleeping for the first time in months. And then just this big, lanky white boy just wakes them up and just sends them into just a panic attack. I was just thinking, like, the elderly woman was just remembering the storm when they were storming the beach of Normandy.

She was there. Yeah. She was on the front lines. She was next to Tom Hanks. Yeah, but that was a fun little plane experience I had. Like usually plane experiences are, I hate flying, dude. Oh, I love flying. I hate it.

It's so boring. It's boring. I don't know. I find it weird. Like it's great. Like, boring i don't know i find a weird like it's it's great like no don't get me wrong it's great it's it's wonderful it's a it's a fucking miracle that we can go up in the air and do all this shit you know it's i do all this shit i make it sound like we're doing flips it makes it seem like i'm we're up there for fun just flipping and yanking our chains but uh i don't know it's just boring boring. I just sit there. It's like, it just

reminds me of a doctor's waiting room. It's like you have to wait here to get to your destination. Except the difference is you're not waiting to get a finger shoved up your ass. Well, I don't know what kind of flights you've been on but I was on one where they had this great service where they did that. But I actually like flying because...

Virgin Airlines. It's this weird like I get this weird like Pleasure out of it Where What? No but it's not like It's a fetish

Like like Like the airplanes vibrating You're sitting in your seat Just Dude the moment that plane takes off I dude I just get off The moment you like

Feel the wheels Kind of locking back up Just Oh My prostate Oh My little peanutty prostate oh tickle me tickle me i i book flights specifically because that's how i get off but um because they tickle you because they tickle your peanut god don't call it that i hate that every time you say every

time you compare prostate to a peanut it just you're like massaging a little stop i don't like that but anyway it's like i don't know it's cool because i don't do it that often and when i do it's like i don't know maybe it's because i loved it so much as a kid it's like i never let go of that so it's this fun like oh man this is great whoa i'm up in the sky but there's a lot of amazement and like dude think about this i look at airplanes and i'm like how the hell is that in the air literally people climb into a massive metal tube and then they fire it into the sky, and it goes thousands of miles and then lands. I feel like that's the same, like, it's not the same thing,

but it's kind of like people who know airplanes and know how they work, they're like, it's very simple how it works. You see, kind of like how when Bill O'Reilly was like, you know, the tides come in, the tides go out. I can't explain that. You really can't, though. You really can't. That's the thing.

You really can't explain that. I love that. The tides go in, the tides come out. Just how it works. Can't explain that. You really can't, though. You really can't. That's the thing. You really can't explain that. I love that. The tides go in, the tides come out. Just how it works. Can't explain that. I love Richard Dawkins. Just, well, actually, you can't explain that. And we can because of science.

Science. No. And all you butt-fucking, illiterate, waste of space. That's my... Is that what he said on the interview with Bill O'Reilly? I always get that vibeilly I always get that vibe I always get that vibe from Richard Dawkins

he seems very pretentious he's always talking down to people it always seems like he's just you know what I don't see the point in religion oh dude

if he were a giant spaghetti monster you might as well believe in the flying spaghetti monster he are chortle what is it chortle

yeah he chortled to himself imagine being roommates with him he'd be the most condescending awful dude to live with he'd just be so like you know if you're going to fill the trash can and not take it out you might as well be a christian he'd come at you like this like you walk in he's like hey did you um did you leave the uh trash can out uh yeah i just you know a could be stuffed. Well, if you think about this, the space around the trash bag is great and everything, but it needs to be filled up, as you said. But when you overflow,

it really expands to the point... Richard, I'll take the trash out. ...to the point where it'll explode. And it's quite a fascinating thing. I don't know why people aren't fascinated by this, but they keep ignoring it. And it's by that simple thing why we don't know why people aren't fascinated by this, but they keep ignoring it. And it's by that simple thing

why we are getting nothing done in the scientific community. Well, Richard, do you need to go take a nap, dude? I just, I thought there was more room in the trash can. No, sorry, I got a red-eye flight tonight. I'm gonna go get a thumb up my butt on Virgin Airlines. Oh, Richard, you and your ass-tickling antics.

Then, uh, then, uh, what's his name? Hitchens, yeah. I love Hitchens. He died, didn't he? Yeah, he died of cancer. Yeah, that's right. It's a sad little event. I may not have agreed with some of the shit he said, but he's a very intelligent man.

It was sad because, like, didn't he, uh, I think you were telling me this. Didn't he make a video where he just said, he's like i'm not ready to die but i have to yeah he's just kind of like he's like he doesn't feel like it's his time he doesn't want to die he feels like he's dying prematurely but he has no say in it there's no like there's there's not an like he can't do anything about it that's like life that's what death is yeah it sucks i i i've already said this i think but like the thought of death just keeps me awake at night sometimes it's it's definitely terrifying it's it's terrifying but it's the thing that makes it terrifying is because it's confusing and i don't understand it fully and you don't know

like me like i fully believe that when i die not you know there's no second you know there's no afterlife there's no second kind of chance or whatever that's just what i personally but i think you know it's just you know you either you know want to be buried or you want to be cremated yada yada but you know there are other people that believe in the afterlife and i don't know just um i'm honestly i don't i don't know like i don't i don't want to get into religion because i well it's not it's it's not really a religious debate i mean people a lot of people can think of an afterlife no no having being i'm just i'm saying that to what i'm about to say okay it's like i don't really know what i think is gonna happen after i die like i i don't i'm not religious but it's like so mysterious and weird to me that like

i don't know maybe it's because i grew up religious like my whole life i just still that part of you it's like i don't know yeah exactly it's just like i feel like scientifically when i die nothing's gonna happen because it's just like what i'm doing is i'm making an educated guess on what i've experienced and i haven't experienced from what research and like all this stuff like i don't see there being really not just a point but a way for there to be an afterlife yeah no and i mean that's that's a perfectly logical and maybe my people mind can't understand it because you know maybe it's Another dimension or maybe Ryan

We're gonna say this stuff and then we're gonna die And we're gonna wake up in like some Egyptian Hell that thought actually Terrifies me like what if like There was some old religion that was right And it died out but that was right And then like we go through our lives we die And we wake up and we're like in some Egyptian

Like old like Samaric Hell and we're, like, in some Egyptian, like, old, like, Samaric hell. And we're just like, what the fuck? Where it's like, this religion didn't even make sense. It was just cruel, and it was sexist, and it... And also, it's like, it doesn't matter if it was sexist. It was the religion. It was right. Yeah, it's like, it doesn't matter if it's shitty.

It's right. And Hender's like, well, fuck, now I'm here forever. I'm gonna get whipped by Anubis. Fuck. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. Not gonna right. And Henders is like, well, fuck. Now I'm here forever. I'm going to get whipped by Anubis. Fuck. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. This is totally me when I wake up in Egyptian hell.

I don't know how true it is. In fact, I don't know if it's true at all. But I remember I just used to always hear, like, my history teachers would tell stories about it in high school. Like, there was this dude, James, I don't remember his name. James Peach, yeah. Oh, yeah. Classic. high school like there was this dude james cook i don't know his name yeah oh yeah classic um some guy that would go through uh pyramids and like fucking he had a team of people and they discovered some famous i don't remember it was tut or something uh they discovered his tomb in

a pyramid and um like before they went in there was like a a big like reading that said like if you come in here you're gonna die like you're gonna get cursed and they went in ignoring it and been like they all died within like a week and that that's like kind of like on the set of the exorcist apparently that's true though like they died like a week like all of them died for unknown causes a week later which

if that if that is 100% true and there's nothing like oh well they died because when they went in they contracted a disease that had been there because it's like you're also talking about people that go into pure old pyramids like these aren't just these aren't people that were like sitting at home one day just having a cup of coffee like they they they went and they traveled to different areas i don't know the causes of their death or if the or if what you're saying is 100 accurate but i don't know you're just stop trying to explain away the truth.

I don't know, but ever since I heard that story, like, in the back of my mind, I've always been scared to, like, make fun of Egyptian gods, because I'm like, fuck, what if they're real and they're going to curse me? But it doesn't make sense. It's illogical. But it's like, deep down, I have this weird little, like, irrational fear, like, if I make fun of these Egyptian gods, I'm going to die. They don't fuck around. It's like, I'm not scared of Satan, I'm not

scared of, but these Egyptian gods. Because Satan's a little fucking porky pig ass dude with a pitchfork. I love it. Welcome to hell, folks. Sounds like Brent Lilly, our manager Brent. What you wearing? You get to hell, and what if we died?

We get to hell, and it's fucking Brent sitting there in a like a lounging chair, just, hey, what you wearing? My work here is done. Welcome to hell and what if we died we get to hell and it's fucking brent sitting there in a like a like a lounging chair just hey what you wearing my work here is done welcome to hell we're gonna we're gonna have a good time together buddy i i wouldn't mind hell if brent was there dude if it was just like brent like we'd be treated right brent brent would like make sure we feel comfortable here's the thing he would torture us because he has to but he would he was like sorry about this part of the job yeah yeah he would he'd make funny jokes while he does it like funny dad jokes and stuff. And I'd feel okay.

Because I could honestly, I could, I could survive hell if it were you, me, and Brent. Yeah. I'm gonna fucking die, like, 40 years down the road. I'm sorry, like, I'm gonna die, like, 60 years from now. After, like, we've all stopped talking. And I'm gonna wake up. And I'm gonna be in hell with you and Brent. And it's like, remember that podcast?

Yeah, it came true. Well, think about this. Our hell is being tortured. His hell is having to live with us for eternity. Oh, dude, that'd make a great screenplay. Actually, I did read a really good, I read a script in high school. Like, I forgot what it's called. It's called No Exit or No Escape.

And it's about, like, three people that are in hell. But it's, like, a room. And they all, like, hate each other. And that are in hell but it's like a room and they all like hate each other and that's their hell yeah me also yeah i'm actually god i'm so excited for that movie coming out um yeah it's got a i didn't know that it had a oh what's his name uh why am i forgetting his name probably because i just slept it's the new james franco uh movie yeah i know that but i'm talking about it has uh has walter white in it oh brian cranston yeah heisenberg dude yeah got heisenberg in it say my name god he will uh never live that do you think he'll ever be able to have another role that will like because you know he was in malcolm the middle and everyone's like oh he won't be able to ever

get another role because he was such an iconic like family tv dad but then he completely took over breaking bad and that went away completely he played two separate characters like 100 do you think he'll ever get another role that will separate him from breaking bad i know and just because like those roles were on the opposite side of the spectrum to where he showed the full range of his acting ability and now he can he can still be great but those are his iconic roles forever i don't think he's gonna have another iconic role just personally because as i said about the whole spectrum thing um i i feel like um that's his legacy breaking bad and how that's like that's a good legacy it

is it's wonderful because it shows like he's good with comedy then he started then breaking bad is a dark comedy but ultimately it kind of uh went into more well a lot more drama heavy territory it started out kind of funny but then the final season just like yeah the first episode is like just a really good dark humored comedy I know and that's I think that's why it was so successful because it was it was new and the concept of like a chemistry teacher

that goes to become a drug dealer is like because in my opinion like I think the most intense dramas for me are the ones where the main character is trying not to get caught by someone or something which like that's like a cat and mouse situation yeah like seeing them doing things

like seeing Walter White going and like cooking meth and killing people and then seeing him go back to his family and his wife is suspicious and you're just on the edge of your seat like oh what's gonna be the one little slip what's gonna be you know how are they gonna find out that type of thing because there's no safe room when they're cooking there's no safe room like i always felt like when they're cooking like who's gonna knock on the door what's gonna happen because shit went wrong all the time that's why i like that because

they brought so many things out of left field like so every episode god especially the way they would do twist endings every episode you're just like what is gonna happen in this episode if the episode is 90 done and nothing big has happened you're like all right i'm in for a treat then because something big is about to happen out of nowhere one of my favorite episodes from breaking bad is the fly episode oh because it's just in one location i enjoy stuff like that in fact there's a movie coming out which looks very interesting it's it's called uh free fire and it has a cillian murphy um it has uh just some Murphy. Oh, yeah, you were talking about that. It has just some other people.

Armie Hammer. You can go look it up on IMDB. He was in the social network as the twins. Armie Hammer? Yeah, his name's Armie Hammer. That's really his name? Yeah. He played the Winklevoss twins in the social network.

I'm sorry. I just, it all clicked for me because a couple months ago, my buddy Jackson that I used to do some videos on Kids with Problems with just, I hadn't talked to him in a long time and I just like woke up to a text of two identical twins standing naked with erections and it was just, huh, these aren't the Winklevoss twins. And I know I was like, what the fuck does this mean? And now you just said the Winklevoss twins. I'm like, oh, it still doesn't make sense to me, but I know who they are.

Winklevoss twins I'm like oh it still doesn't make sense to me but I know who they are but yet Free Fire takes place in one warehouse location it's about like a gun deal gone wrong and it's the whole movie is one giant shootout and it seems like a good dark comedy that I'm excited for I'm excited

but I don't know I just I get excited by shit like that I don't want to see the next action movie it's always the... They don't do trailer announcer voices anymore, do they? No, because I wonder if that's out of respect because the guy died. Oh, did he? Yeah, the guy that did the main shit passed away, I think.

What's his name? Don something, right? Yeah, Don Cheadle. I wish Don Cheadle did the voices for trailers. I don't. It would be the most boring movie trailers. It would be awful. Hey, these are the movie trailers. I wish Danny DeVito did the voices for trailers. I took another black man's place in Iron Man.

He wasn't happy about his pay, so I took his job. Did he? Really? Yeah. I forgot his name. What's his name? Terrence. I forget his name.

Terrence Tarantino. But the guy who originally played the war machine guy in Iron Man in the first one was replaced because he was like, I'm not getting paid enough or something like that. Okay. Well, it's Hollywood. We'll hire someone who will do the same thing for the same amount of money. But I like if you're excited for that movie, we should watch Reservoir Dogs. It's kind of the same thing it's like

well it looks like this movie is kind of like in some way giving part partly like a little tip of the hat to like Reservoir Dogs and a few other films

because basically Reservoir Dogs is like the whole movie takes place in one area after like a I think a bank heist or a diamond heist goes wrong

and it's them all meeting back up after this like big bad thing happens so then the whole movie it's them all meeting back up after this like big bad thing happens so then the whole movie it's not very long i love that idea i want i need to see this movie now no one's ever explained to me the plot of reservoir dogs i always saw it and always look kind of like people in suits with guns okay yeah it's basically like even though it's quentin tarantino i don't know it i was never interested have you seen jackie brown because i haven't i

have not i need to give some of his older stuff a try I haven't seen Kill Bill the first yeah the first thing Kill Bill I've only seen um Inglourious Bastards Django Unchained The Hateful Eight part of uh no just like the ending of Kill Bill volume two and The Benchwarmers yeah go ahead Tarantino's The Benchwarmers with Rob Schneider and uh John John Heater John Heater I don't know how you say it. Who else did they have? Napoleon Dynamite. Did they have David Spade? Yeah, David Spade.

It was David Spade, John Heater, and Rob Schneider, right? Yeah. I don't think fucking Adam Sandler was even in that, was he? No. Yeah, but basically. Who played the, was Nick Schwartzen the kind of mentally challenged brother who didn't like the sun in the Benchwarmers or something? Yeah, it was.

I think we, we, we saw him backstage once at a thing. Yeah. He was really drunk and he walked in the room and he belched incredibly loudly and then like walked out and that was, that's our interaction with Nick Swartzen. I wish I could enjoy being drunk. I don't, I don't like drinking to be honest. No, I don't. Well, actually, I mean, I like being drunk.

I don't like alcohol though. And I don't like drinking. Yeah. I i but there are other vices haha yeah but i actually i watched kill bill a couple weeks ago with chris at like five in the morning you we need to watch that kill bill volume one and volume two we need to watch you would love them we need to watch i saw the devil you haven't seen that and it's really good i really enjoyed that yeah like i saw it years ago. In fact, Daniel was the one that showed me that. Daniel was the one that introduced me to Oldboy and all these other Korean films.

Oldboy, not the American remake. We're talking about the old Korean one. Well, I hope no one thinks we're talking about the fucking American remake. Do you see a rat, or are you looking at my shadow? Sorry, it might have been your shadow. I thought I saw a rat in the corner of the room. Keem! Keem, get out of here!

But Ryan and I, we're talking today about, we want to do a little double feature with our buddy Ross. We want to get together and watch Oldboy and, what is it, The Devil? I Saw the Devil. I Saw the Devil. So good. Out of the two, I prefer I Saw the Devil. Really? I like it a little more.

Well, I loved Oldboy so much. Oldboy's more exciting in my opinion, but there's something about the tone and just kind of like how everything plays out in the cinematography within I Saw the Devil that I really liked. Oldboy was like the first, it was the first Korean movie I've ever seen. And when I saw it, I was like, holy shit. Because I was kind of like, I don't know, I was kind of naive at the point where I hadn't seen a lot of foreign movies.

Because the thing is, I haven't heard of a lot of foreign movies because they're never big in America. Well, with Netflix, they're becoming more popular. Yeah, which I love. Online movie services in general, they're becoming more popular. I love foreign movies. I love them so much. The only way – I could never watch a foreign movie with dubs. I have to watch it.

You have to watch it with subtitles. It sounds like – I don't know. People – I see people just, oh, that's pretentious. Like I've seen people say that but i think that's kind of gone down because of just kind of the acceptance of foreign films and shit like that but like it's just you hear the my my reasoning is you hear the actors like original kind of betrayal like if he's like in the situation and wrestling with someone you hear like there's that it's kind of like when you do CG. You can't really replicate the realistic lighting to a T. And just like with, like, a voice actor, he can, like,

he can sound like this, you know, but, like, you can't really get in the scene. You don't get the real passion that's in the actor's voice. Yeah. That's in, like, I sound like a pretentious weeaboo when I say this. I can't watch anime if it's dubbed. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't do that like I watch like Miyazaki Miyazaki you have to you have to watch it with fucking it's part of the movie it's like I yeah it's not in your language and you don't

understand it but that's what that's part of what makes it like such a mystifying experience is like it's another language and it's another culture but they look they made something really cool and and you should appreciate it in the way it is and that's why like and it doesn another culture but they look they made something really cool and you should appreciate it in the way it is and that's why like and it doesn't sound as cheesy I feel like it has more of a dubs always sound cheesy when they originally record it I can't tell if they're delivering it wrong

or if they're a bad actor because I don't know what their delivery is like like an American movie I don't know it could be the difference between how did you get in here but if it's a foreign guy going ah like i how how am i supposed to know that that's a bad delivery so like it's like oh great the acting's i never have a problem with acting too much unless it's like like if they just go over the fucking top yeah but old boy was like one of the first real foreign films I saw and I was like, holy shit.

This is awesome. I've never seen like movies from another country really. And this is like unbelievably awesome. I'd seen a lot of Japanese movies, but Japanese movies aren't exactly the best. They're kind of cheesy. It's just their style, I guess. I've seen a few really good ones. Korean's my favorite

out of the film. And I've seen one Korean movie and it was Oldboy and I fucking loved it. So I want to see more Korean movies. Hopefully I Saw the Devil will treat you right. I want to start watching some Korean dramas. They do thrillers really well. Yeah. Like thrillers are just...

Like Oldboy, if you haven't seen it, you should go... It might be on Netflix. Yeah. There's no bullshit and there's a weight and there's just so much weight to what's going on because there are consequences to what the hero does yeah there are fucking consequences it's not just like oh no he uh cut my arm in a knife battle it's just like these like emotional things happen or these very intense physical things happen you can almost think of it like the reason why i think um the early star wars prequels were good is because like

big things could happen like whether it's like the hand being cut off or something it's just like movies today everyone feels so fucking invincible yeah what did you say i i just sorry i was taken aback by that spoiler i i didn't know that you didn't no i knew that um we should do i wouldn't mind doing a a review on Oldboy or The Devil. I saw The Devil. Once I see that. I really want to... I want to go into that movie blind.

I don't want to watch any trailers. I want to sit down with you and I want to watch that movie. And I want to take it in. What's it about? It's a brutal movie. No, don't tell me what it's about. I just said I want to go in blind. Yeah, it's brutal.

It's like from the get-go, it's like, okay, it's this's this movie yeah it's like and then i was invested all throughout the movie is it fucked up like old boy yeah old boy because they don't get because they don't they don't they don't care they want to they want to tell the story they want to tell and like to to make these characters seem like this way and make them feel realistic there are real world not real world not real world consequences but as i said there are actual consequences to some of these people's actions. And like, you know that from Oldboy. Yeah. Like the hero doesn't get away unscathed.

I mean, this isn't a spoiler, but like it's just a difference between what I've seen in at least the Korean films that I've watched versus the recent American kind of movies that have been made. I'm sure there's a lot of Korean films that fall, you know, in the same platform. But I'm just saying like these movies get it right. And it's like, of all the thrillers I've seen, I would hold Old Boy and I Saw the Devil in, like, a top five of, like, all thrillers that I've seen. Yeah, but how about that Kangaroo Jack movie? Can we talk about that for a second?

Yeah, that was fucked up. That fight sequence was, uh... That movie I thought was supposed to be... We've gone over this. We've said this before, but I... About Kangaroo Jack? Yeah, I thought we've talked about Kangaroo Jack before. Have we talked about Kangaroo Jack? I thought because supposed to be we've gone over this we've said this before about kangaroo jack yeah I thought we've talked about kangaroo we talked about kangaroo jack I thought because like I remember like I'm getting deja vu of myself referencing this fact but like or this opinion that I've had before but I'll just say it anyways just like it's supposed to be a kid's movie but like they fondle boobies and like just the tone of the movie feels like it should be like

I don't know oh yeah there's that scene where he just he's like finger banging those two chicks. What if just like a director's cut of Kangaroo Jack? Same movie, but then it's just a hardcore sex scene, like full frontal of Jack fingering some babes. I mean, there's like straight up like full penetration. What movies like could you take and then make a director's cut of that would just fucking like turn the world on its on its head like it would make the movie better like no like would just take like kangaroo jack with like a full penetration okay okay okay okay um it could be no there's like the director's cut of like finding nemo in the opening scene when like the mother gets killed like when she gets

like slapped around and shit you just add like boing boing boing boing it's like this is a kid's movie i wanted to put kids sound effects in it kids like funny loud thing kids like yelling they like funny goofy sound i'm just i do like it's the great pumpkin charlie brown it was just like a five minute scene in the middle where he just goes back to his house and just like sits on his bed and just masturbates and then it just continues like it's a very like artistic wide shot. Yeah, but there's no music. It just sits down. And when he calms down his tears, he's like, oh, good grief.

And then the rest of the show continues. And wouldn't that be child porn? What? Wouldn't that be child porn? Wait, okay. I have this question. This is going to sound odd. It's going to sound fucked up.

If you were 17 and you recorded like a masturbation video of yourself then you turn 18 and you have it on your laptop do you own child porn and can you be arrested for that oh shit i've never thought of that or like if you went back in time as an 18 year old and fucked your 17 year old self would that be illegal that is a that is quite a thought ryan um i mean what do you think like yeahold self, would that be illegal? That is quite a thought, Ryan. What do you think? Yeah. Would you be arrested?

Would you be arrested for having your own child porn? Having your own... You asked me this once, just in the car. Is this like... I thought it was just some weird quandary. Do you have child porn of yourself, Ryan? No. Anyway, I don't know.

I actually would love to legitimately ask a lawyer that question. They think they were just fucking around, but I'm curious. If I take a picture of my schlong when I'm 16, and then... It's still on your computer when you're 18. Yeah, and I turn 18. Am I legally possessing... Yes, legally I am possessing child porn, but it's myself. Let's hop on a Segway, Ryan.

It's a good time to get on a Segway. Here we go. Any new video game news not really i mean not really new news i mean i'm excited for mario run i'm excited for that too it actually looks kind of just fun i know it's gonna be one of those games i'm gonna play for like a week like a week or two yeah yeah or just like you pick it up every now and then like at an airport or something like with flappy bird yeah when you're waiting in line. You can still download Flappy Bird. If you purchase Flappy Bird on... Flappy Bird.

Haha, joke. It wasn't, it was unintentional. But anyways, if you can, if you go back to, if you're on iOS, you go to the App Store and then you go to like Purchased and it shows all your past purchases,

you can re-download Flappy Bird if you've downloaded it before. Damn it, I bought it when I had an, or I got it when I had an Android, so. That dude apparently, the guy that made it, it's like a Vietnamese dude, allegedly in like less than a week he made over a million dollars off that game from ad revenue. It's too much

for my, it's too much. Yeah, that's why he took the game down. What a monumentous moment in gaming history. This dude just like takes Mario graphics. Creator of Flappy Bird. Yeah, what's his name? Something Nguyen, I think. They had to change the original look of the game because it was too similar yeah what's his name something when they had to change the original look of the game because it was too similar

to Mario didn't they they had to change like the look of the pipes and shit eventually did they I didn't think they did because the look of the pipes changed I thought

oh I didn't know that maybe they didn't I don't know like I love the dude like he's like I can't do it anymore guys I gotta remove my game because I just don't think

he expected it to get big I think he was just doing it for fun maybe like a few hundred downloads and then it fucking I could say Flappy Bird is probably the most famous mobile game of all time oh yeah I don't think he expected it to get big. I think he was just doing it for fun. Maybe like a few hundred downloads. And then it fucking... I could say Flappy Bird is probably the most famous mobile game of all time.

Oh, yeah. Everyone knows what it is. Everyone's played it. Everyone's become like furious at it. I miss it. I wish I could download it still. Because there's that and then you could argue like Fruit Ninja. Oh, Fruit Ninja.

No, Bejeweled. Was it Bejeweled? Is that the big one? No, no, no. Bejeweled is for PC. There's another one, no, no. Bejeweled is for PC. There's another one. There's something like Bejeweled. Candy Crush.

Candy Crush, yeah. That's it. Weren't they the assholes that, like, anything with, like, candy in the title they would take down or some shit? It's King. That's the company. They're kind of assholes because they... Yeah, they wanted to trademark the word candy.

What games do I have on my iPhone still? I have... Okay, I have Pokemon Go. I have Crossy Road. Okay, that's a fun one. Yeah, I have Spikes, which is a fun little time waster. Circle is a fun time waster. I have Zombieville 2.

Alone is a good one. Well, it's just... I don't know, these are all just... I never have detailed games. They're always games that I could play around in a minute or two. Oh, wow, I have no games on my phone. I just realized my main apps is like- Someone's hair was just in my mouth.

Someone's hair? It's long hair. It's either Aaron or Susie's. Let me see. I'll examine it. You can tell it still has some of my spit on it. It's got- Oh, yeah.

That looks like that's going to be- Hold on. Aaron? I got to extend it. I think that's Aaron's hair. Okay, yeah. So Aaron's hair was in my mouth. No?

My hair's not that long. Is it? No. Aaron wasn't recording today. This is... Ross. This must be... No?

Is Ross's hair this long? Hold on. If I hold it up to my head... His hair's not that long. No, that's not Ross's hair. That's Aaron's hair. Yeah, I'd say that's... I don't know.

That's really thin hair. Aaron has thin... That's Aaron's hair. Alright, Aaron's hair. Mystery solved, everybody. Aaron's hair. Yeah, but'd say that's really thin hair. Aaron has thin. That's Aaron's hair. All right, Aaron's hair. Mystery solved, everybody. Aaron's hair. Yeah, but I actually don't download games on my phone.

Not because I'm like, I don't have time for games. I love mobile games. I literally am just at that point where I have no space on my phone whatsoever. So I was forced to delete all the games I had. You can't even download the new update. Yeah, it just said, sorry, I can't. So last night I went and deleted a shit ton of pictures, but my phone is really glitched up right now.

I'm actually a fan of the new messaging. Like, I think they do more things right than wrong within the new messaging app. Like iOS 10? Yeah, I think the whole heart-touching shit is stupid, and they shouldn't have added that. But the other stuff, like, look at this. You know, the camera you can use within the app now. Oh, that is cool.

Like, to respond to people, like, okay or something. Like, you don't have to type okay. You can just hold down on their message and give the message a thumbs up or something. Or, like, instead of typing haha back to someone, you can literally just type a little, like, give them a little haha. Yeah, but if you haven't upgraded to iOS 10, like, last night I was laying in bed. I was just fucking with you. And you started, like, responding to my messages with that. But I hadn't texted you in like like 10 hours.

These were all messages I sent like earlier in the day when we were at work. And then like I just get these messages where it's like laughed at and then it like quotes my text. And then it's questioned by and then quotes my text. And I was like, wait, what are you doing? And then like he showed me on his phone what it really does. What the fuck? I actually like the new... My favorite part about it is that you can draw shit.

Yeah, I love... It's not a square image. Well, it is, technically. It is an image, but it's... I don't know. It just looks like it's a PNG. It looks like a transparent handwriting type of thing. I don't know. I like drawing like it's, um, a PNG. It looks like a transparent handwriting type of thing. I like the, I don't know, I like drawing and shit.

I, yeah, we should, when I upgrade, we'll have to send some witty little messages. But it's funny, because, like, I don't know, I texted you earlier, and then you just sent me back, you drew, like, a shitty frowny face. Yeah. And it made me bust out laughing. I don't know why I just laughed so hard at that. Did you really? Yeah, I was laying in bed, you were outside, and I laying in bed you're outside oh a funny funny smiley face wait okay you got this new fucking device for banana which is like straight out of 2001 a space odyssey yeah like when it's turning it's like

yeah so um It was expensive. People call me crazy for this. I paid $400 for a litter box. Why $400? Okay, try to... Okay, first of all, I'm not a cat owner. I have a dog. So my Lego doesn't poop inside. Right.

Or doesn't do the stuff that Banana's been doing. What has Banana been doing recently? So here's the thing. Banana never had an accident. Like, from the moment i got him as a little kitten he immediately would know where the litter box is even if i moved it to another room he would never have an accident he'd go find it and use it always so i i one day i got sick of the scent of the litter box and cleaning it up i'm like you know what i'm gonna try this thing i saw online where you can buy like a toilet seat for cats where you gradually like make the hole in the middle bigger until they learn to just use

the toilet and it was working he was using the toilet he was he was shitting and pissing in the toilet i have videos and pictures you can find them on probably my instagram or my twitter way back or something and it was cool like you gotta admit you were like holy shit one day banana was just you know what i don't want to do this anymore i'm gonna shit next to the toilet but i'm want to do this anymore. I'm going to shit next to the toilet. But I'm still going to piss in the toilet. I'm just going to shit next to the toilet. And he'll hide it, like, dragging your t-shirts over and covering up his poop with your t-shirts and towels. Yeah, he'd walk into my room, like, find a t-shirt I had taken off on the floor, drag it over, and just, like, lay it on top of his feces. Because they like burying their shit.

Yeah, yeah, and he's like, ah, you won't find it here. And I found it every time. So I I Susie And Aaron Were actually the ones That introduced me to this Because they have one For their cats It's a litter box

Called the litter robot And basically It's like a big bubble That they get in They do their business And then when they get out There's like a little pressure plate That senses when they're not in anymore

And the whole thing Rotates And it sifts all the litter out And then a little Like a little hatch opens And all of the You know like Waste from the the litter out and then a little can like a little hatch opens and all of the you know like waste from the cat gets dropped into a little compartment with a little bag and then the door shuts and it rotates back and fills back up with litter and then i never have to deal with it or smell it like uh like once a week a little light will come on i

open the tray throw out the bag and that's it and it's literally i i do not have a lot of money ryan neither of us have a lot of money but I think spending $400 on that litter box Was 100% worth it Because in the long run it saves me a lot of time It saves my room from smelling like shit And it saves me a lot of money on litter So I'm not being paid to say this but it is an amazing product So you should get one if you hate litter boxes

Oh my Oh my George Takei Fucking George Takei. Fucking George Takei is a media, social media man. What a social media man, that George Takei. George Takei, the social media man. The social media man himself is here tonight.

Oh my. George Takei, meme my. You want to, you want to play us out? Yeah. Oh, before we go, also, if if you if you're all caught up with the super mega cast and you're like ah i wish i could hear more of them we we were actually a part of another podcast when we were back on syndigo there are a lot of episodes go go to itunes and you can check out it's called the the syndago podcast or the syndago podcast i believe we officially changed the name to.

There's over 10 episodes, I believe. There's like 14 episodes or something. Which you can go and listen to. Matt, you start about... Episode 10? Episode 10. Episode 9 or 10. So if you want to go back and listen to us,

it was a podcast that my friend Daniel and I started. And this week is a big week because it's coming up on the year of his passing and um I just wanted to say I'm really happy where I am with like everything how it's going um but I I miss you Daniel and um I'd just like to say thank you for everything thank you for um helping in the most extraordinary ways of uh shaping me as a person and uh getting you know helping me get to where i am and i can i do what i love and that is that is an extraordinary thing for someone to do i get to make content for fun and i get to make youtube videos for fun i don't know great he's he's he's awesome i don't know yeah i i mean i i agree with you because if it weren't for him i wouldn't be out here and I wouldn't

have met you. So yeah, at the end of the day, I'm ultimately thankful 100% for everything you did for me and for you. And if you want to check out some of Daniel's stuff, because he was a fucking incredible musician. He has a SoundCloud. I'll put the link in the description below. Go check his stuff out.

My favorite song is What If I'm Right. By far my favorite song by him. I miss you, man. And also thank you, everybody, for tuning into the podcast and supporting us. It's been a long journey. There have been ups and downs, but I'm glad to still be here entertaining, and I'm glad you and I are still pushing through it. Absolutely, man.

The last year has been a hell of a ride, but it's been looking up. So thank you, everyone, for all the support you've given us through everything. It does not go unnoticed. So thank you, everyone. Love you, Daniel. Miss you.

And we will catch you next week. Conk, conk. I don't know how we're ending this. It's done. It's done.