supermegashow - EP 180 - French Canadian BS (ft. FoolishKia)
Episode Date: February 19, 2020We're joined by the lovely FoolishKia to talk animation, speak some French, and recall a forever lost rap hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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Dun-dun-dun-dun.
A little throwback for you guys.
Yeah.
Old school Super Mega opening.
Yeah, it's Ryan and, you know.
Matthew.
Yeah, and we're here.
Okay, the reason we did that opening is because we're here with our first channel artist.
You might know her as Foolish Captain Kia, but I'll allow her to introduce her true self.
My true self?
Your true self.
My true self.
Are you not a little child dressed up as a pirate?
No, sadly.
That would be ideal, though.
Is your real name not Foolish Captain Kia?
No.
I should change it, though. You've been lying to us this whole time
Okay
Yeah
I've been lying to you guys
You guys have been calling me Kia
But it's actually Kelly
Kelly?
Yeah
What?
Alright well welcome to the podcast Kelly
Thank you
We've wanted to get you on forever
And now you're in town
And we're like hey guess what
Let's get her on
Special episode 180
We thought who should we have on this podcast?
So the round number, 180, exactly.
180.
We didn't want to stress you out with 179.
We just gave that to Ross.
We saved 180 for you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
180 is for truly special guests.
Yes.
But like Ryan just said, episode 180, welcome one and all.
We're going to be talking about some fun stuff today that we have no idea what we're going
to talk about.
Are we?
Maybe it'll be fun. Do you have stuff planned Matt?
I got some stuff written down on my phone
I thought it was gonna be kind of like nostalgic
Maybe just because I was here
We can talk nostalgia shit
Old school super mega shit
We started back in 2016 right?
April 2016
Oh yeah because before we released the channel
We got you on as a channel artist
So we could premiere it with everything
I knew when it was Sellout Club
Because you guys sent me the little audio file
And it said Sellout Club
I think we have Sellout Club stickers
We do, we have Sellout Club stickers
I remember seeing the logo a bit too
So I was just like, alright
We should have stuck with it
I know
I have all that shit still somewhere, all the logo and assets.
And I remember I made an old channel banner and a profile picture and stuff.
But we ended up going with Super Mega at the last minute.
But I kind of do like Sellout Club.
I wish that we'd gone with that.
Yeah.
Maybe some other day.
Maybe I'll steal it for a side project.
Yeah.
You could steal it for a side project. Okay. I know you just about stole it for a side project. Yeah, you could steal it for a side project.
I know you just about stole it for a side project.
I don't want to.
Someone else took the username on everything, though.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah, someone was like, ooh.
So they have it now, so you'd have to negotiate with them.
But early Super Mega, that was such a fucking fun time.
Well, because it was all, I think all of us were just on crunch.
Matt and I.
We're all on crack.
We're all on crack, you know.
Matt and I would, we've told this story many times.
We'd go to bed late.
We'd probably wake up around noon, get lunch, try to get motivated.
Then we'd just record all day.
And then after recording, probably at midnight to one in the morning our time,
we'd tell everybody, hey, Kelly, we need this for like 10 hours from now yeah probably less than that and then it would just be
boom back and i'm like holy shit that's one thing like it's not your art it's not your talent it's
the fact that you sent things in on time but no like i just remember i was surprised each time
because uh it was always just like because when you do our thumbnails, and Don knows this as well, you have to create like a whole like piece of art essentially.
It's not just – because we did ask you to draw like some PNGs of us that we could throw in every now and then.
But for most of the time, I think we asked you to do original stuff.
Yeah, like most of the time, like I would just be told just to draw the characters and then you guys would mess around with the background.
Yeah, we didn't want to overload you with unique thumbnails.
Because you did actually, the beginning series,
like the Donkey Kong Country series,
you did a unique thumbnail for every single one.
Yeah, that's the only one I think that you guys did a unique thumbnail for.
Billy Hatcher too, because I asked you
as we were going through the different worlds.
Because it was just the different colors for the costume
and then the last episode had a special unique thumbnail for it.
I remember coming in for that.
Billy Hatcher is still just a classic series that if you haven't checked it out, go check it out.
It also features a lot of Kia's art.
That's a really good series though.
I really enjoyed that one.
I'm going to flop between Kia and Kelly throughout the podcast.
Yeah.
I've been doing that too.
Like I said, Kia.
Because I didn't know your name was Kelly when we first started talking.
Yeah.
And then it's like they're kind of similar.
Well, because Kia is like the first three letters of my last name.
So I just decided to do that because I didn't like Foolish Kill.
Oh, now it makes sense.
Yeah.
I literally just clicked for me.
I like that.
Very good.
I actually, you know what I just found coincidentally yesterday was I was going through my bookshelf
and I found the thumbnail art book you had made.
Oh, my God. I still have that. Yeah yeah i still want to make one i just keep forgetting
to do so and i feel like it was like oh is it too late to do that it's never too late for nostalgia
people people love nostalgia and your shit's like classic og super mega it defined our brand in the
beginning like when they hear that opening or they see those characters, blam. I'm the yes, yes, daddy likes era.
Yes.
Yes, yes, you are.
Yeah, that does explain.
Okay.
Technically, yeah, I guess.
What's Don?
The ha-ha funny poo-poo era?
Matt and Ryan from Super Mega?
Yeah, I was just about to say.
He's that era.
We'll get another channel artist for the next big year.
Sorry, Don.
We're not going to warn you in advance.
We're just going to drop you.
Just going to drop him.
Just going to say, Don, you're done. You're done. I remember at advance we're just gonna drop you gonna drop them just gonna say dawn yeah you're done you're you're done I
remember at first we just didn't even tell Kelly she was done we had her still
you know making thumbnails but we're just like hey guys um am I am I still
making thumbnails it's been like two years.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, just keep working on them.
It's fine.
Yeah, when was that, 2017?
Yeah.
Like September or something?
Yeah, around then. We just wanted a big rebrand.
We didn't do different thumbnails for the podcast, did we?
No, no, we didn't actually.
Okay.
That started with Donald, I think.
We were like, what if we did a different art for every –
Yeah.
But, hey, the first podcast background with the smoke and everything
oh the classic you did two of the podcast background yeah I did the line
art one which you colored oh yeah I colored this yeah and then I recolored
it so I could sell that at cons yeah I colored it exactly the same way though
you can't tell I didn't understand back like, even though I did art for most of my life, I didn't
realize that I shouldn't use black as a color to shade with.
Oh, yeah, no.
So if you go and you look at that old picture, it's like my shades.
That's what I do.
Or blue?
I do purple most of the time.
Because I would think that, like, if you were trading shadows, because, like, when you think
of, like, when you're watching movies, when you have a TV that can't show all the blacks
or whatever, it shows up as blue.'m just very lazy when i color because technically
it's purple the lazy color yeah because i shouldn't technically color every shadow with purple i
should like actually figure out like what the opposite color is i know my color theory but i'm
just like because it's like it's like for skin you know if you look at the shadows in your skin
it's a lot like blue and purple. It's not actually black.
Or, like, if something's orange, wouldn't it be kind of like, yeah, it'd be purple, I guess.
Yeah.
Or red would be, like, green.
Like, if you want to do highlights and stuff, you go more to, like, the brighter colors.
Yeah.
So it's, like, let's say, like, blue, you want to have a little bit more, like, yellows and stuff for, like, highlights than, like, go for the purple.
So you're always kind of like going towards lighter colors
for i just remembered we collaborated on several thumbnails yeah i totally forgot like the the um
i i was having a phase where i really wanted to like color things yeah i liked coloring the
thumbnails and i i uh you did the line work for destroy all humans and i colored that there was
did you color Destroy All Thumbnails? Destroy All Thumbnails? Yeah, I colored Destroy All Humans, Blood on the Sand.
Destroy All Humans was really well.
Thank you.
I did all the shading.
I thought Destroy All Humans was really good.
I spent a long time on that.
I used a big Cintiq.
Good thing we dropped the series.
Yeah, that one never finished.
We finished Blood on the Sand.
We did with Ding Dong and Julian.
Well, we didn't finish the second Katamari game. We were like one never finished. We finished Blood on the Sand. We did. With Ding Dong and Julian. And, well, we didn't finish the second Katamari game.
We were like one episode away.
Wait, Ding Dong and Julian haven't been on, like, for the Don era, have they?
Yeah, they have.
Have they?
They were on episode 99 or 100.
Okay.
They were.
How does Don draw them?
Remember, it's the one that we drew.
He just draws them as the only plays version.
Oh, okay.
Because remember, they were on the one that we recorded in my bedroom.
Okay.
With the shitty mics.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
That was a fun one. That was the Bart in my bedroom. Okay. With the shitty mics. Yes. Oh, yeah. That was a fun one.
That was the Bart Simpson penis one.
Yep.
That was back at your old apartment.
It was.
I want to get those guys back on again.
I miss those fellas.
But their game is coming along real nice.
Play the demo from their Patreon.
Kelly, I want you to be honest.
You've seen my art. Yes. And i've started to doodle on my ipad
yeah yes how am i doing so far you're doing really good what would you say i'm not saying
that just because i'm on the podcast right now my my greatest strength and my greatest weakness
well your greatest strength right now is is it's like you're you're actually like starting to like develop like
body parts and stuff because usually do like little stick men yeah but now you're like you're
flushing it out like a little fetus in the womb developing yeah and i'm like every time you were
sending me stuff on like snapchat i was just like oh it's like getting so much better it's like so
cool it's getting somewhere yeah because every year for my birthday ryan by the way there was
four i figured out i did it back in 2017, too.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Remember, it's the one that I drew on paper where I made your skin brown?
It's like those art memes.
Yes.
It's like those art memes where you're like,
oh, I've drawn this picture years ago,
and then you're redrawing it every year to see the improvement.
I am getting better every year with your birthday drawings.
I was looking at them all yesterday,
because yesterday was my birthday at the time of recording this.
I've done it since 2017.
Yeah.
And, you know, this year was 2020.
So Ryan drew a picture.
This was the first digital one he did.
And this one was the first one to have color.
And this also I noticed I was like, wow, there's a lot more form here.
Like you got it was more put together.
You got the colors of my shirt.
You got all my limbs in there.
You got like a nice shape of my head,
my nose, everything.
I put some stubble on you because you're
starting to rock some stubble because you're a grown man
now. Am I starting to rock some stubble? Well, you can tell on your face
now that they're, like, you can see grit.
You know when you see where stubble
was or is developing?
It's kind of greenish gray. Yeah, I definitely have
more than I used to, but it's not filling in the
places. You don't have a baby face anymore. Completely. When we first started SuperM yeah, I definitely have more than I used to but it's not filling in the places You don't have a baby face anymore. And when we first started super mega I did I had no stuff when we started super mega
Remember, yeah, you look like a high schooler when you join super
I don't I don't think I you shaved back then you go back and look at the old kids with problems videos
You still look like a high schooler. I mean you were pretty much not right out of high school
But yeah, I was I mean you're a year and a half
I was in like 13th or a year a year and a half i was in
like 13th or 14th grade technically and what sucks is the one thing i do notice every time i go back
and look at those old videos is i noticed my face hadn't quite formed in yet like it was a little
more awkward shape that's why kelly had to draw it the way she did my hair my fucking hair was so
much more full and luscious i look back and i I'm like, What's going on? It's getting thinner.
You're thinning.
No, I know it's not.
It's different now.
It's definitely different.
I go back and I look at these videos.
I'm like, God damn.
I feel like every time I've shaved my head,
my hair does something a little different each time.
Mine definitely is never.
It's coming in differently this time. Do you think mine's still full?
Yes, yours is fucking beautiful.
You have that beautiful Middle Eastern gene of hair.
It's that thick, dark hair.
That's all I got from those damn Middle Easterners.
They're part of my culture.
That's true. You can say that all the time.
Kelly, your turn.
My turn for what?
Those damn frogs. You can say it.
Those damn frogs are Tite Carré, which is what...
Wait, what? Say that again?
Tite Carré.
Oh, yeah. Kelly can speak fluent French.
She's darn Canadian
I'm not like the best in the French though
you live in French Canada so you clearly know enough
I know zero French
I can get by
let's have a conversation and I'll try to see
with context clues if I can carry it
but you can only speak in French and I can only speak
in English
our French reviewers are going to know that I'm fucking up so bad
Yeah so we get comments
I don't care what the French have to say
No one does
What have they done?
Surrendered
That's it
Anyways get stranded on an island
That was Napoleon
He got exiled to an island
He fucked his mom too he got blinded in both eyes.
That was Oedipus Rex.
Same thing.
That was not Napoleon.
For the record, maybe he could have.
Okay, I'll start the conversation.
Hi, Kelly.
Hello, Ryan.
Whoa.
What did I say?
What did I say?
You said, hello, Ryan.
Okay.
How are you?
Bien, et toi?
Because I know some Spanish, that means good, and you. Okay. How are you? Bien, et toi? And that, because I know some Spanish, that means good and you.
Okay.
Whoa.
I'm doing pretty good.
What has been your favorite part of your visit so far?
Jouer Uno.
Playing Uno.
Okay.
Uno c'était vraiment fun.
Okay.
Okay.
Uno's been fun.
Okay.
Je suis Uno. And what do you think of the Super Megaplex so far? Uno c'était vraiment fun J'ai sui Uno Okay Uno's been fun Okay J'ai sui Uno
And what do you think
Of the super megaplex so far?
C'est vraiment
C'est vraiment gros
Puis il y a beaucoup de tunnels
Quand tu traverses
It's big and there's a lot of hallways
Yes
Is that what you said?
Well I said tunnels
But I'm like
I forgot what that was in French
See I'm piecing it together
Context clues
There are tunnels It's like really weird layout though Cause I'm just like It forgot what that was in French. See, I'm piecing it together. Context clues. There are tunnels you've never seen.
It's like really weird layout, though, because I'm just like.
It is a weird layout, yeah.
Yeah, because you're like walking around.
You're just like, everything connects.
And I was just like, what?
I think it makes kind of like a six or an eight.
Oh, no.
It makes kind of like a, it makes a penis.
It makes like a capital B almost.
Yeah.
You know?
Like, yeah, it's a really interesting.
Oh, wait, sorry.
It was nice talking to you.
Now let's revert to our normal language again.
Merci beaucoup.
Oui, on va parler en anglais maintenant.
Great.
We will not have subtitles, by the way.
You got to figure it out.
Someone's going to translate it anyways in the comments or something.
This is what she was actually saying.
This is exactly what...
Okay, no.
You guys translate this.
Say something random,
whatever you want in French
and they have to see
if they know it
in the comment section
down below.
Anything.
But that's just so much power.
You could say
water bottle, tree, whale
and like people have to...
It's anything.
It doesn't have to be
a complete sentence.
A group of words.
A word.
Come omelette,
baguette from ash that meme
Oh Dexter yeah what about how do you say Xers laughs he didn't kill himself in
French it's Epstein a pot three I don't know Epstein pops we know Epstein a put
Epstein a put because you don't see it's you a because you're saying that's like
killing somebody but I don't know the word for like
I killed oneself.
French is so like the accent
I would love to learn French. It's something I've always
wanted to learn but I'm like I cannot pronounce it.
I'm just better at like reading it and stuff
and like hearing people talk and usually I'll
talk to them in English and stuff. So that's why
I usually do like someone will talk to me in French and I'll
just reply in English. It's usually that
kind of convo I have at home.
Do you speak French at home?
Not much, no.
Well, since you couldn't do that one,
could you say Jeffrey Epstein is burning an eternal hellfire in French?
Jeffrey is what?
Is burning an eternal hellfire.
Nope.
Okay.
I figured out how to say you can read french pronounce that one
have you seen those like french memes where they're just writing the words of something like Waluigi,
but then they say Waluigi, and it's super French?
I don't know how to fucking pronounce it.
It's the R's sound like W's.
In French?
Yeah, right?
Well, they're like, or whatever.
So like, bonjour, or like-
Like those darn Middle Easterners, dude.
Au revoir.
Au revoir.
Au revoir?
That's what I'm trying to say. Au revoir. Au revoir. Au revoir. Au revoir.
Now you're making me feel so confident.
How come when I was in elementary school, they just said
au revoir.
Because that's very English
of how you pronounce it. Au revoir.
Au revoir.
Like, Pallet to La France.
Oui, je Pallet La France.
J'appelle
me. J'appelle Ryan.
That means my name is Ryan.
Why can't I just go, J'appelle Ryan?
Does that sound weird if I said that?
I haven't heard that French people.
Well, that's just there's an accent.
Okay.
That's the only thing.
So why do you put an accent on a name?
My name doesn't have an accent mark on it.
Why are you trying to make it French?
Because that's how you do it.
I start getting mad at other people. It's okay. No, but people like. Rion. That's not my name. accent mark on it? Why on? Why are you trying to make it French? Because that's how you do it. But you're right.
I start getting mad
at other people
when they like
It's okay.
No, but people like
Rion.
That's not my name.
Rion.
But like people go
Kelly.
And I'm like,
it's Kelly.
Kelly just sounds weird.
It's like that's not
the way it's spelled
phonetically or in any fashion.
So why are you changing it?
I haven't been to France.
I would love to go.
Neither have I.
But France?
No, I haven't.
French is different from Quebec French.
And what I've heard is people in France are apparently...
And not of course Quebec.
This is a generalization.
Not Quebec.
It's Quebec.
Quebec.
Quebec.
See, I've always said Quebec.
I've always said Quebec too until recently.
I was like, is it Quebec or Quebec?
Did you ask Kelly?
I remember you asking me last time I came.
Is it Quebec?
Yeah.
But I've heard people...
Some people in france
can be really rude about uh foreigners trying to speak french if it's not like the perfect
oh yeah even like talking to us too like when we even people in quebec like if they talk to people
in quebec that were if we talk to each other we like shit on each other for some reason because
it's like you're not speaking it perfectly kind of and you're like that's a big thing yeah because
that made me intimidated to learn french like what's so great about the french what is so great i don't know but it's like parisian french
it's like very snooty and then us it's like very redneck like you know you're just it almost
sounded like you were speaking german or french well like swear words in french like esti and
tabernac and call this is all like stuff related to the church. Wait, are there other swear words that don't exist in English?
Like there's no English translation?
There's no English translation really to tabernak, but we use it as fuck.
Tabernak!
That was in like some movie.
What movie was that?
Probably Good Cop, Bad Cop or something.
Was that a movie?
Ratatouille.
No, there was a part where someone just went, tabernak!
It was probably, it seems like some Sacha Baron Cohen-y type.
Sounds like Russian.
Probably.
Tabernak!
Tabernak!
What does it mean?
It's a tabernacle.
Tabernacle, that's what I thought.
Tabernacle?
Is a tabernacle, is that a ball sack?
That's absolutely not a ball sack.
No, it's a tabernacle.
I forgot what it was though, but like I know like A callus Is like a chalice
Oh
So and SC is like
The bread that you eat
That's a curse word?
Yeah
Wait the curse words are just like
In cup
In bread
How does that a curse word then?
But then you like string them all
Cause at least ass means ass
Yeah I know
Fuck means sex
Like there's at least some sort of like
Meaning behind the negativity of our curse words for you it's bread yeah it's
like it's like who gets offended over like can you call someone bread you know a baguette you
call someone bread you just because you string those along a lot of the times like you'll say
like you know you'll just like whatever you're a bread in a chalice filled with and then and
sometimes it's just swears just because you're just having to swear you know because you're talking to you're a bread in a chalice filled with and then and sometimes it's just swears just because you're just
having to swear you know
because you're just
but why is it a swear word
I don't know
I got the definition of tabernacle
there you go
portable earthly dwelling place
for the Shekinah
during the exodus
what the fuck
according to the Hebrew Bible
the tabernacle
also known as the tent
of the congregation
was the portable earthly
dwelling place of Yahweh
used by the children of Israel
tabernacle so that's I'm gonna keep searching this I'm gonna look up tabernacle movie the congregation was the portable earthly dwelling place of Yahweh used by the children of Israel. Tabernak.
I'm going to keep searching this.
I'm going to look up Tabernak movie.
Oh, I just thought of it.
I just thought of it.
It's a Canadian player played by Justin Timberlake in The Love Guru.
Boom.
I was about to look it up, and then my brain just went, I had a fucking Jimmy Neutron brain black.
Yeah, just picture that happening.
I got it. But at the end of that tunnel, it's just the love guru.
It is. How is Justin Timberlake in that? I don't know, but the joke
is he has a big penis, I think. That's a good joke.
Why the silence?
I don't know. I just thought it was the right time.
You looked angry at me and I was like, did I say something?
Dude, don't fuck with the love guru, okay?
I know, man.
You know who's in that, right?
Daniel Todd.
Yeah, he is.
Of course.
In a big cowboy hat.
Yeah.
He calls him Mama's Boy or something, doesn't he?
Mariska Hargitay is in it too.
That's not a real person.
Yeah, it is.
Because they use it as a greeting.
Because he's like, Mariska Hargitay
Steve
or whatever the people's name is
and then the actress
comes in
and he goes
Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay
my favorite
she's like a CSI actress
or Law and Order actress
or something
oh okay
I thought you were just
making like a fake name
hey if I helped
if your Uncle Jack
helped you off an elephant would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
Well, you just – you said the thing yourself just now.
You're supposed to not say it.
You're supposed to say it.
No, you're supposed to say, well, if your Uncle – if you helped your Uncle – if your Uncle Jack helped you off the elephant and he was –
Including all those stutters, I'm supposed to say exactly this?
Yeah.
And you go, yeah, I'd help my Uncle Jack off the elephant and he was including all those stutters i'm supposed to say exactly this yeah and you go yeah i'd help my uncle jack off the elephant oh i would though i would help my uncle jack off the elephant especially if because elephants are are they
endangered i don't think they are fuck them i think they're just let's see the rationale behind
that are they in danger fuck them super mega goes big game honey i would bring you kelly
you can you have the sniper rifle i'm ready for it elephants i don't think they're in danger they
might they're not in like critical condition i think they're just like sacred animals though
because people like hunting them to yeah steal their tusks and stuff like that well here we go
they are it's kind of split are you ready? Yeah. African elephants are listed as vulnerable,
and Asian elephants are endangered.
Oh.
So it's elephants in, like, Thailand and stuff.
Yeah, this is by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.
Sorry, I thought it was, like, for Conservatives of Nature.
I was like, huh.
Yeah, they're into nature.
Man, I did not see an elephant in Thailand,
and I was hoping I would because they're pretty big there. Get it? They're into nature. Man, I did not see an elephant in Thailand, and I was hoping I would
because they're pretty big there.
Get it?
They're big elephants.
No, but there's a lot of elephants in Thailand.
You'll find some if you go to India.
I didn't see one.
They have a bunch of elephants there just clowning around.
Have you ever seen, like, have you ever, like, touched an elephant?
They're like raccoons there.
Just climbing up.
Is that elephants really afraid of mice?
Is that, like, a real thing?
I don't know.
I feel like they just
Accidentally step on mice
Before they could see
Like
Can
Like how do they
Can the elephant just look down
And see it's feet
Or does it have to like
Tilt it's head and shit
Like isn't like the cartoons
Like the big fear
Is that like the
Mouse is gonna climb up the trunk
Cause I've
Never heard that
Get in their ears
Ew
And then control it
Through it's brain
See that's what Ratatouille
Should have been about
Fuck the dude
he crawls in through his anus
and like eats his way through his stomach
and intestines
crawls through his throat
and then burrows into his brain
right where his spinal column ends
he like takes control
that was a drawback Kelly
Kelly should draw this thumbnail
would you please would you Kelly should draw this thumbnail.
Would you please?
I would do it. Would you like to draw this thumbnail?
I would do it.
That absolutely makes sense.
Sorry, that just came.
Then I feel bad because it's like I'm taking Don's spot.
Well, you're not getting paid for it, Kelly.
Don't worry.
Yeah, okay, then it's fine.
No, no, of course we'll throw you a couple bones for it.
Oh, no.
And Don has a lot of thumbnails in the backlog right now.
Don has several thumbnails that maybe in the backlog right now. Don has several thumbnails that
maybe he should get started on.
Don, maybe we have
many, many one-offs and episodes
uploaded that have no thumbnails yet.
That's interesting. Yeah, it's very interesting.
Okay, no one actually go fucking
say anything. This is a joke. We're all joking here.
But I would legitimately like you to
guest animate this podcast
thumbnail. Oh would do it.
Oh, my gosh.
Should we use the very first podcast background, too?
Yes.
We absolutely should.
Wait, but then Kelly would have to draw herself in it.
I would do that.
If you still have that saved, like, whatever.
Yeah, I have all the files.
You can just add the smoke effect to it.
Yeah.
It's easy.
Fuck yeah, let's do it.
I have all the files.
Let's do it.
Like, the actual first first one or the second one?
The first first one. Okay, one the first first one okay yeah
that one's my favorite not the one
not the very beginning episodes where it was just like
our faces on the side no no not those
ones yeah but like the the one where I
first drew them in the set yeah we don't want to do the
audio waveform bullshitting no
that shit sucked I was like why why do we do this
and then we got that nice background looping
backgrounds where it all began are you allowed to talk about
your past jobs that you've had are you under any sort of nda pertaining to
cia shows that you've worked with my nda was kind of weird so like you don't know is that
what you're trying to tell me yeah well like i don't think it's bad for me to say what i've
worked on okay so like i've yeah i have worked on fs or family that's like the last bill burge
animated show on Netflix.
Oh, I keep wanting to think Mike Judge is involved in that.
Is he not? I thought you were going to say Mike Huckabee for some reason.
Mike Huckabee's in the show.
Mike Judge, I don't think, I don't know.
I don't think he would have anything to do with that.
I thought he did.
But it was interesting because you were talking about the different animation styles that are going on right now.
And the big one that a lot of shows and stuff use is called, it's just rigging.
Yeah, 2D rigs.
Which is usually, did it start with 3D animation?
No.
No.
Well, would you say rigging is like a...
Rigging's been around for a long time.
Because I think I used rigging in Pivot,
a very shitty version of it.
Yeah, oh yeah.
But Pivot stick figure animator.
That's basically what it is, yeah.
Okay.
So like you have to...
BoJack has to use
that they do use it like it's very you can tell when someone's using it when like the the motion
is too fluid like still yeah like you if you pause them they look the same yeah it's like
tweening because that's basically what i did on the show was that i would tween the puppets and
it would just i'm like this is so much easier than what would you draw them and just do the motion
um i never drew them like there's barely any, would you draw them or just do the motion?
I never drew them.
Like, there's barely any drawing. So, you were kind of given just, like, the assets.
Yeah, they give you the assets and then, like, you.
So, there's a scene where you could point and it would just be like, yeah, I made him shrug right there.
Yeah, exactly.
And, like, that's your work.
Yeah.
That's cool as fuck.
It's going to be, like, on Netflix soon.
Oh, it's not out yet?
It's not out yet.
How much, how, how would would you say, because like,
there are probably a few hours
in a given season.
Probably like, what,
four hours or so?
I don't know.
Yeah.
But like, their episodes
are like the same
like the last years and stuff.
Okay, would you just do
like small chunks
or were you given like
a huge part of an episode
and was like,
yeah, just do all of it here?
Well, we had quite a bit
of animators.
Okay.
So like, normally I animated
like a minute a week or something.
So, like, you'd have to pose them, and then after you'd have to animate them.
Okay.
So, it was...
Did you have to do the mouths?
No.
Okay.
It's all done for you.
Like, you can just literally change it.
Wait.
So, like, they're not moving, and their mouths are already animated?
Well, like, it's not already animated.
There's a library.
Okay.
So, you have a library of, like, mouth shapes and stuff and stuff like i can talk about this kind of stuff because it's like
this everywhere yeah it's general animation where it's like you have a library of different mouth
shapes so you just have to flip through the ones that you need you don't have to redraw them all
the time which is really cool it's just hands like we have like a hand library and like you can just
um replace those as well but sometimes you'd have to redraw. That's the only time
I'd have to draw.
As I understand it, Bill Burr, since he's
such a fan of animation, and he
wants to make sure this is his show, and he wants
to make sure everyone's
thanked. I heard he came
into the office and gave every
animator a handshake.
Yo, motherfuckers!
Back in my day, we just had
funnies in the newspaper!
You had to draw on paper, then put them in the cells, and then color those cells separately!
Did you ever meet Bill Burr?
No.
Damn it.
Did you ever hear his like, da-da-da-da-da, in the back?
I already hear that, because that's who I am.
Did you work from home?
No, I worked in the studio.
So you never heard him walk and be like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da?
Because they hire out to Canada
Okay
Oh yeah
Just like Sausage Party
Yeah
You're gonna get fucked just like the animators on Sausage Party
I don't think my name's gonna be in the credits
That's stupid
Why?
You did work
That costs money
They credit like the animation studio and stuff so
Oh yeah just like I guess in Sausage
I don't know did they sausage party from what
i recall from sausage party was they got a bunch of like ucla students and cal art students basically
just as like cheap labor because they're like you kids want to work on a movie and then they like
worked them really hard and didn't credit them and like underpaid and sometimes didn't pay them
it was just like a big thing it was like what is exposure but they kind of from hot dog but hot dog fuck fuck hot dog have sex and get
hot i'm pretty sure they took advantage of a lot of like animation students and yeah cal arts and
shit i i think that well that's a big thing where uh i know that was being talked about a lot
probably within the past like year or two where it's it's come to a head in terms of uh people
taking advantage of whether regardless of whether it's in the gaming industry movie industry or
television industry people taking taking advantage of animators i think it's mostly like they take
people that come out of school because they don't know what to because they're desperate because
people are coming out they need a job they need to pay their bills yeah exactly so they're like
oh we also need like easier people that's not going to really want to i guess tell them what their price is you know so yeah it's like oh these are
newbies we can kind of mold and just get a lot of cheap labor out of yeah damn yeah well it just it
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We know.
Yeah, we know.
Yeah, we just fucking know.
So, Kelly.
Yes.
Wait.
What?
I don't know.
I just wanted to interrupt it.
You wanted to be a part of this?
Yeah. I just started being like, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Go on, Matt. What you should do is start. were you saying i'm gonna start talking to kelly well
i'm gonna start learning how to like make myself tear up and then just be like ryan wait
forget it move on never mind never mind never mind i knew i knew a guy that would do that
not directly like that but he would just be like
oh yeah okay so i know who it is yeah i mean you know who it is so i know who it is automatically
but i think the audience does too if they've if they've caught up on our super mega lord
i remember i remember like in our dorm room and freshman year in college like me and jackson
christian be chilling christian's but what's wrong nothing you would tell me that he'd be
there well my favorite stories are like when you were in Japan with him.
Like you were visiting him in Japan because he was – was he studying there?
Yeah, he was studying abroad in Japan.
And there would be times where you'd just be like, man, it's kind of cold out.
Nah, it's not that cold.
He's like, you'll get used to it.
You'll deal with it.
I remember like just trying to make a conversation.
I'd be like, man, Christian, it's cold outside.
You'll be okay.
Yeah, I know I will be okay.
I just remember like being like at his house and hearing the other one like, Christian?
Nothing.
What's going on, man?
It's fine.
That's not really what his voice sounds like.
Yeah, it is.
It kind of is.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to distract you from it. It's totally fine. I had a little just like relapse. No, it's good. We had to, it is. It kind of is. Sorry, I didn't mean to distract you from it.
It's totally fine.
I had a little relapse.
No, it's good.
We had to get it out.
Yeah, I had to get it out.
It's been a while.
But this is your, well, not your first time visiting L.A.
You've been to L.A.
I've been to L.A. in 2017, yeah.
Wait, did you, like, stay-stay with us?
Like, for, like, the live show.
Yeah, I remember the first Super Mega Live show.
Did you stay in the living room?
Yeah.
I slept on the couch.
Was anyone else staying with us?
No.
I just remember a lot of people being around.
I know Ethan was over.
Yeah.
We had Frank as well.
We were like hanging out I think after the live show and stuff like that.
And now, so is this your second time or?
It's my second time coming here.
It's like I haven't been at all like in the studio and stuff like that.
Okay.
Well, unfortunately, we haven't done too much, but this weekend we're, I promise we're
going to, we're going to give you the treatment.
We're going to show you LA.
For me, I'm like really interested in how it's like being run and stuff because it's
like seeing something that was from zero to like where it is that you, that you helped
get off the ground.
Like it's like really cool. Yeah. So it was like, Holy moly. Like to helped get off the ground. It's like really cool.
Yeah.
So I was like, holy moly.
Like to just see the progress is like, wow.
Sorry, sorry.
We've had to just keep you long days
just sitting here bored as hell.
I'm fine.
I'm drawing in the office.
You can just draw forever.
Exactly.
Just like how I can play Fortnite forever.
Exactly.
You can draw forever.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
We've been playing Uno.
Oh, yeah.
It's weird because we have this like,
so I bought Minecraft Uno.
Yeah, Justin sent me a picture of you
dealing cards with a hat on. You looked high out of your mind.
With a what? With a what? You had a hat on.
What kind of hat? Like a wizard's hat? Exactly.
It's like the Mickey Mouse hat.
Except that's our crown, so the winner always wears it.
And the winner of the last match
gets, so they wear that, they deal
the cards, and they choose the music and stuff that we listen to as we're playing.
Were you stoned in that picture?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, yeah, because you were so stoned and just, like, dealing Minecraft Uno cards with a wizard's hat on.
But it's so funny because it's, like, D&D Uno.
That's what – because, like, there were four reigns of – there were four years of McGee reign.
Yeah.
And I started – in my last year of rain.
I just started.
I told Justin he had to play just a bunch of VeggieTales songs.
So it was just us playing Minecraft Uno listening to VeggieTales.
And now Justin beat me.
So now it's his rain.
So we'll see what's happening.
But, you know, if I come back.
I haven't won yet.
So I need to, like, you know, step it up a bit.
If I come back.
You haven't won at all?
I haven't won yet, so I need to step it up a bit.
If I come back, I've already chosen to have it so that there are two tabs open with two different VeggieTales songs on,
and one of them's going two times, and one of them's going half speed.
Am I balancing each other out?
That's science right there. But yeah, it's this weird, fun little Uno D&D-esque.
I don't know.
It's fun.
We played for, like, over two hours last night.
I can play that forever.
Each time it was like, okay, this is the last game.
And then I'd win again.
It would be third year of McGee.
Because we want to see if, like, someone can overthrow you.
Then Justin was working against me.
And I'm like, what the hell?
Like, he's winning.
A woman cannot be, you know, like, power.
Yeah, Justin's pretty into that misogyny stuff
so yeah unfortunately no he's not yeah he is well he probably just doesn't say the stuff around you
because you're a you know you're one of yeah maybe how does it feel to be the first woman
of color on the super mega it sounds like he's been having some fun sleepovers.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we also play Fortnite every now and then. Yeah.
But Justin gets tired of Fortnite pretty quick.
Kelly...
I just like playing.
I just like watching.
I'm like, just give me whatever and I'll do it, you know?
But tonight we have a night with Frank Javseplan.
We're going to watch Shrek 2 and go out.
And Kelly's never had Corn Man.
We're going to go introduce her to Corn Man.
I have to go to bed early because I have a hemorrhoid surgery tomorrow morning at 6 a.m.
Yeah, but that's besides the fact.
All the way in Van Nuys.
Yeah, all the way in Van Nuys.
So you have to drive all the way across L.A. essentially.
We've both been having rectal issues, but yours have been rectified by tomorrow, mind you.
You know, I haven't sent in my last poo-poo sample.
What, Ryan?
Because I think
everything's fine.
Yeah, but don't just
think everything's fine.
Yeah, but he said
a week from now, do it.
It's been like,
how long has it been
since Vegas?
That's been a while.
Three.
Three weeks.
So it's been about a month
since he told me to do that.
I'll just send it in late.
They still process it.
Oh, finally.
Just say,
sorry, I got sent back.
I just sent it out again. I remember, God. Oh, finally. Just say, sorry, I got sent back. I just send it out again.
I remember, God, sleepovers as a kid were so much fun.
Did you ever get in trouble a lot at sleepovers?
Like, you'd piss off the parents for being too loud, or they'd find, like, the piss in the bag.
That was always the thing of, like, being too loud.
Never pissing in the sleeping bag, though.
I remember, though, there was nothing greater as a kid than being over at a sleepover.
At first, it wasn't a sleepover.
You were just hanging out, and all of a sudden, you were having fun playing a game,
and all of a sudden, you're like, wait, do you think I could spend the night?
And they go, let me ask my mom.
And then you're like, I can call my parents real quick.
Like, hey, can I sleep over tonight?
Yeah, sure.
As long as it's okay with their parents.
Yes!
Then you know, boom, you're staying up until the sun comes up.
And when you're a kid, like, I don't know, now, like, my heart feels heavy.
I feel awful.
If I see the sun, I feel like absolute shit.
But as a kid, it felt like a reward.
It's like, we stayed up all night.
Achievement got me.
No, I fucking, I love sleepovers.
I love you.
I love you, too.
I got in trouble a lot.
Why?
Well, never mind.
I don't have to ask why.
Just being too loud.
You've told enough stories on the podcast where-
Well, mainly the piss sleeping bag.
We had this communal sleeping bag we'd all pee in.
Why?
And then my friend's mom came in and found it.
That didn't happen.
No, it didn't.
We had the piss sleeping bag.
No, that didn't happen.
Yeah, it was filled with piss.
Matt, that didn't happen.
Yes, it did.
That's not a thing. You didn't fill a sleeping bag up. Everyone did that at sleepovers. Yeah, it was filled with piss. Matt, that didn't happen. Yes, it did. That's not a thing.
You didn't fill a sleeping bag up.
Everyone did that at sleepovers.
Everyone had the communal piss sleeping bag.
I had the piss pinata at my birthday parties.
No, I never had the piss sleeping bag.
That was just a meme where it's like all the veggie.
It was like a video of all the VeggieTales characters looking at each other shocked.
It was like when Derek's mom finds the piss sleeping bag at a sleepover
and it was that
Nicki Minaj and Drake song
where he's like
I never fucked Nicki
cause she got a man
really bad song
I know Kelly's actually
a huge fan of Drake
there are like
two Drake songs
that I can actually
listen to
you the fucking best
okay three
that's good
three
that one
for some reason
because of the meme
it's
Kiki do you love me I'm not a huge fan of that one I like God one. For some reason, because of the meme, it's, Kiki, do you love me?
I'm not a huge fan of that one.
I like God's plan.
It's just because there's the meme to it.
And then there's one that he does with Jay-Z that I like.
I can't remember.
Hold on.
I'll find it.
Hold on.
What about Big Rings with Future?
No, that sucks.
I got a lot of big teams.
We need a lot of big things.
And it's that over and over again.
It's really good.
Who's your favorite musical artist, Kelly?
My favorite musical artist?
I like Lemon Demon a lot.
He used to do, like, The Ultimate Showdown and stuff like that.
Oh, okay.
I was like, yeah.
This is the ultimate showdown.
And Potter Puppet Pals.
Wasn't there, was it you, there was a song on one of your streams or something where I asked what it was.
Well, I used to, I remember you asked what it was. And I, I,
well,
I used to,
I remember you like,
I wish I could,
I listened to also like Max Rab and he does like,
um,
there was a couple of songs where he just like makes,
uh,
what was one of them was the angel or whatever. It's like,
you are my angel.
You're my darling.
Not that song.
He makes it like old timey and stuff and it's like really cool like
tainted love and stuff like that like it just sounds like it comes from like the olden days
okay wait what it was one of those songs it was angel was it called it do you are you like that's
the song that i know it's that one can i can i look it up real quick and figure out is it on
spotify at all i don't think it's on spotify but you know what i can do i can download as mp3 and
add it offline to spotify and then it'll be in my liked songs.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I had to do to a song recently that was taken off.
I posted about it on my, because I'm like, I haven't seen it.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it in a long time, and it just escaped my memory.
But I knew, I know that it was there.
So I went back to my story highlights, I guess, found it.
Turned out they did take it off of Spotify.
It was the only song on that dude's album
that they took off for some reason.
I don't know how.
Maybe copyright something, possibly?
Maybe.
I just re-downloaded it and put it in.
I got so upset because people leaked
this Playboi Carti song.
She's trying to be good.
That one?
Yeah.
That's my Playboi Carti impression.
It kept getting taken off Spotify because it was a leak and people would upload it under different artist names. I kept finding it. And it's my Playboy Cardi impression. And it kept getting taken off Spotify because it was a
leak and people would like upload it under like different artist
names and I kept finding it and putting it on my playlist but it kept
getting taken out. So I don't think it's even
on Spotify anymore. Get the
fuck out my Corvette.
Oh shout out to him. You know we have that for life
right? You have the video? No
not the video. But I bought it on
Google Play Music while he still had it up
so it's technically like when you buy something on there, you have it forever.
If they take it down off of Google Music, you still have it because you downloaded it.
Yeah, exactly.
It was this, for those who don't know, this is very old Super Mega.
Ryan found this artist.
Have we said his name before?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I mean, you can easily search and figure it out.
But his name was like x blake freeman
x i think he doesn't do anything anymore no he quit he quit but he he was he was this white guy
with like scene 2000s blonde hair yeah like very like never shout never hair and he wore like a
tuxedo and he had tried to do a rap career and he has a song called get the fuck out my corvette
get the fuck out my corvette got a million different reasons that I
could be upset so get the fuck out my Corvette that's classic man I know
gotten the B when I remember he was on in the music video he's like on a bed
with with a woman in a bikini he did other music videos with women with
bikinis but they all of them are gone now I can't find a single X Blake Freeman X video.
So X Blake Freeman X has dropped.
He probably does not appreciate us talking.
He's like, I left that behind.
Guys, years later, talking about my music.
I remember he's like, it's X Blake Freeman X.
He kind of just reminded me of Never Shall Never if he was like a hard rapper.
Baby, I love you.
I never want to let you go.
The more I think about, the more I want
to let you know. Oh, I found him on Twitter. You know that
guy? Oh, I found the song I was talking about.
It has 30,000 followers. 31,000 followers.
The Drake and Jay-Z song. It's called Talk Up.
Yep, that's him in the sailor hat.
Yeah, I found it. He looks like he's
doing... He has 31,000 followers on
Twitter. Wait, what? Yeah.
And he follows nobody, but
it looks like he has a new SoundCloud link in his
hold on x Blake does he still has a private account though Instagram oh I found his Instagram
nope his Instagram's gone okay yeah never mind he's from Tennessee that is him yeah he looks
different now uh yeah I don't think he tweets or anything Chapel Hill Tennessee yeah look at that
yeah I don't think he tweets or anything
Chapel Hill Tennessee
yeah look at that
did something go
did something happen
with him where he just
had to drop off
the face of the planet
I don't know
I just missed that song
I want you to send me
that song later
I will
it's a good ass song
I will
I'll send it to you later
I miss get the fuck
out my Corvette
get the fuck
out my Corvette
damn
you like that Kelly
yeah
you like that song
it's a really good song
been sitting here
listening to his rant
about it.
Yeah, exactly.
Sorry, just memories just came flooding back.
No, it's totally fine.
I mean, you said this is the nostalgia episode of the Super Mega Cast.
It's the nostalgia critic episode.
Yeah, exactly.
So anything nostalgic goes.
Doug, come on in.
Ah!
I love that video, that gif of Doug Walker where he's fully bald and he's just going
like, you know what I'm talking about?
What?
He's like looking at a computer screen and he's just going like you know what I'm talking about? He's like looking at a computer screen
and he's just going
and he's just doing all these like ridiculous hand motions.
Let me see if I can find this shit dude.
It's beautiful. It's like
I feel like Ryan would howl with laughter.
Nostalgia
critic bald gif.
I always forget he's bald
and then he takes his hat off. I'm like whoa!
Well he's clean bald now.
He used to be kind of like just balding.
Yeah, you can only fight it so much.
Like Kelly's balding, but she's not bald.
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
I searched Nostalgia Critic GIF.
Oh, man.
I thought you were going to talk about that, Ryan.
Sorry.
No, we can cut it out.
We'll mention you in the next ad we do for the balding product.
Oh, thanks. God, those are some goofy ass feet you got. Yeah, they feel weird, we can cut it out. We'll mention you in the next ad we do for the balding product. Oh, thanks.
God, those are some goofy ass feet you got.
Yeah, they feel weird, right?
Look at those.
Those are some...
Put your feet up against my foot.
I got...
What size shoe do you wear?
We have the exact same, like size feet.
I know.
They're just more wonky.
Yeah.
Damn it.
I'm trying to find this fucking nostalgia critic.
We are like exactly...
Yours may be a little...
Like because your toe is bent, if it was up, it would definitely
be... I think you have the same size, yeah.
We wear the same size shoe.
I wear size 11. 11, yep.
Sometimes 10 and a half, you know. Yep. 10 and a half
for, like, running shoes to make it more comfortable.
Yeah, 10 and a half can either be too tight.
See, I look at your feet, like, let me see that
foot. I look at that foot and I just look at mine,
I'm like, mine look way small.
Don't mine look smaller? It's the shape of my feet bro.
But then it's like when you put them together the same fucking size. How does that happen?
Well, he's also skinnier.
I also have wide feet. Well flat feet. Sorry. See how there's no arch?
Yeah.
Do you have an arch?
I have an arch because I always wear like shoes with an arch.
Do I have an arch?
You have an arch right?
Yeah, I got a big ol' arch right there.
Mine are just tiny.
Oh, I found it. I found it. I found it.
Oh, we all got our foot out on the table. Yeah, yeah, I got a big ol' arch right there. Oh, I found it, I found it, I found it!
Oh! We all got our foot out on the table.
Yeah, I've seen that!
What is he doing?
I don't know what he's doing, he's being Doug Walker!
I hate Doug Walker.
It's Doug!
I love how serious he takes his shit, too.
This is my favorite response, like, GIF people ever-
I've never heard it with the music, but...
It's like the Mario music! Let's- Ryan, let's- let's- let's eat an insane amount of shrooms and then watch this on loop in a dark
man odds are including the music shut up i'm not masturbating to that no no no no no odds are you
have to recreate it and post it to twitter does that mean he has to be bald too no no no no no
he has to do all the goofy things and the music and everything too.
It has to be just as long.
I'm going to have to watch it and memorize exactly how
it's done. I know.
25. 3, 2, 1,
13. Oh, thank god.
Woo! I did not want to do that.
Alright, Kelly, what are the odds you shave your head and do it?
Yeah, Kelly. A lot of 50. Okay. Okay! 3, 2, 1, we're gonna have to shave your head and do it. Yeah, Kelly. Well, I'm 50.
Okay.
Okay.
3, 2, 1.
40.
Alright.
She does not have to shave her head or do it.
Good, good, good.
Good.
Proud of you.
I wish, I wish that that had...
Oh my god.
You would look good with a nice smooth head.
With a nice dome.
Is there a style?
What's the style that Ben Franklin had?
Old ass white dude.
Where it's just like...
It's like a mullet before...
I think that sound effect accurately describes it.
It's like there's nothing up here
but it all goes down here.
That's a hairstyle.
Yeah, it's just long hair
with a bean ball.
Is that what it's called?
I don't think there's a name for that hairstyle.
I could see high fashion using that fucking hairstyle right now on the runway.
Runray?
On the runway?
It's just not a good hairstyle.
They get a lot of Cara Delevingne to fucking wear that.
I'd love that.
They all come out having fucking friar haircuts and monk haircuts.
You know what's really interesting?
I was watching documentaries documentaries about like native tribes
and Papua New Guinea and the Amazon.
That's pretty simp of you.
It is a little simp.
But a lot of the women in this one,
a lot of the women would just shave the top of their head clean like that.
But everything else is so almost like Ben Franklin.
That is interesting.
But they would keep one thing of hair across the front.
So it was just like an empty thing up here.
It's a good style.
It's a great style.
I hope it makes a really big resurgence.
Not resurgence because it never made a resurgence.
True.
So it's just a sur-
I hope it has a surgence in America.
Kelly could be the first person in America.
I could be the first person to start the trend.
Yeah.
Well, technically, the native people did.
Yeah.
But then that means I'd be-
You'd be stealing from native culture.
So maybe you shouldn't actually-
I'd be a cultural appropriation.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that.
And, you know.
Yeah.
You go silent like that.
It's like, what am I saying?
I don't know why.
I just love doing it this past podcast.
Just like getting everyone's attention.
Just getting silent.
I don't know.
I'm just goofy right now, dude.
You're just being a little goofy.
I'm just being a little goofball.
You're simping over there, Ryan.
What?
You're simping over there. I'm not simping. Yeah, you're simping. You're a simp.
We got a girl on the podcast and you're over here simping. No.
How embarrassing. I'm not simping. Yes, you're absolutely
simping. I did not just simp my shorts.
Did you simp your shorts?
No. You're not wearing shorts. You closed your legs.
Let me check.
Kelly, do we ever tell you
the story about the one time
at the Game Grumps office I shit my pants late at night?
I think so.
Okay.
I feel like I remember that story.
Wait, what happened?
The night I shit my pants when the...
And just like any Super Mega cast,
we will have unfortunate audio malfunctions
while we're talking about poop.
So maybe that was a good thing.
Maybe that was God being like,
God, come on.
Really, like, not every podcast has to...
Yeah, but the microphone stopped recording
for about 10 minutes.
But it was a real...
I thought it was a funny shit-your-pants story
that you finally divulged to us, Kelly.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
But unfortunately, it didn't make a sound.
It was actually...
I do think of you a little differently now.
I didn't see you as that type of person,
but now, no judgment or anything,
but that was gross.
But at least Ron and I know.
And I would want you to retell it, but it's...
Well, thank you for not embarrassing me on the podcast.
Of course, of course.
It's almost better not to tell it.
It's kind of like a sign from the gods.
Yeah, but we were talking about Breaking Bad.
We were, and how Kelly saw it,
and we were talking about how fucking amazing it is,
and we were trying to get her on the Better Call Saul train,
because it's equally as good of a show as Breaking Bad.
I still like Breaking Bad more,
because there's that nostalgia to it,
and I also think that in general,
there's a lot more happening,
hipping and happening.
Breaking Bad from start to finish is just,
where Better Call Saul is still.
These last two seasons of Better Call Saul
are going to be,
oh, it's going to go fast, and I think they're going to be the best yet.
They better.
The trailers just get me excited.
I know.
But how fast did you watch Breaking Bad?
Probably a month.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
I was watching it every day at one point.
At one point, I'm just like, hey, only one a day, and it was like, okay, only two a day.
Okay, only – and then it was all day.
Yeah, it sucks you in.
It really does.
I have friends that haven't watched it, and Jackson hasn't seen it seen it i keep trying to convince oh my god it reminds me of when i uh
i i watched uh all at the time it was four four or five seasons i think it was four seasons of
game of thrones in five days oh i've done that too. I was living with I think it was in Daniel and I when we had the apartment
at Eleve.
It's when we lived there and I remember just living
off of Chinese food and pizza
and L&L barbecue for like
five days. Oh, that sounds kind of
nice. I remember days like that where people
would be out of town and I'm like, I'm just going to binge something and eat
shitty food. Yep.
And I did and it was wonderful. I just got
high, watched Game of Thrones,
ate a bunch. I remember you guys were out of town once
and I smoked a joint and I was very high
and I put on 2001 A Space Odyssey because I'd never
seen it. And like 20 minutes in, I was like, I have to
turn this off. But then you re-watched it and it's one of your
favorite movies. It's like one of my favorite movies. I fucking love that movie.
It's amazing. Have you seen it? That's funny how that works. No, I haven't
seen it. You should. It's... You better.
So fucking... I don't want to sound like a film bro. Kubrick, genius. What a genius. It's amazing. Have you seen it? That's funny how that works. No, I haven't seen it. You should. You better. So fuck.
I don't want to sound like a film bro.
Kubrick, the genius.
What a genius.
It's a great movie though.
Yeah, I saw Shining recently.
You saw it?
Yeah.
You finally saw The Shining?
I finally saw it.
Nice.
Yeah.
When did you see it?
It's a good movie.
I saw it last weekend before.
I saw it Saturday, I think.
Yeah, because I came on Sunday.
Yes, so I saw it Saturday. Damn,. Yeah, because I came on Sunday. Yes, so I saw it Saturday.
Damn, dude.
Finally.
I know.
I've made so many shiny references on Super Mega that I'm like, oh, Ryan won't get it.
Now you will.
It was good.
You liked it?
Yeah.
That doesn't sound like a – that sounds like a yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I really, really did like it.
I really, really did like it.
The only thing is, though, I have that kind of lighthouse effect with it where I'm going to – I want to watch it a second time because the first time you're just – there's a lot to take in on that first viewing.
Like when the guy is given the – or when the furry is given a blowjob.
It's crazy.
The weird part is you're not making that up.
I'm not joking.
That's a real part of the movie.
I know.
She runs down the hall.
The door opens or it's already open and there's a furry giving a blowjob to some
dude in, like, a business suit or something.
Yeah, and then he, like, peeks out the door at them.
And she's like, whoo!
Yeah.
She screams a lot.
She's like, whoo!
I love The Shining, though.
Great movie.
That elevator scene?
It's all real, bro.
No CG there.
Really?
They really filled that shit up and let it go.
Beautiful. Because they showed it multiple times throughout the movie, so you could tell it's all real bro no CG there really they really filled that shit up and let it go because they showed it multiple times
throughout the movie
so you could tell
it's like
we're gonna spend
this much money
we're gonna put it
in the movie
as much as we can
we're really gonna make sure
this blood down the hallway
scene really is memorable
and in there for everyone
it's weird enough
but I think my favorite
sequence in that movie
has nothing to do
with what's going on
like in terms of dialogue
between the two adults
it's just I don't even know if of dialogue between the two adults. It's just
I don't even know if it was intentional on his part
but it's just the way
the sound built tension
when Danny
is driving his tricycle
and he's going on the carpet
and off the carpet. When he's on the carpet it's silent
then when he goes off it's
like it's just like a sound effect that's very harsh
and loud.
And then it gets silent and then does it again as he's going around.
He does a lot of silence.
Goes around corners and you're like, something going to be there.
So much of 2001 is just dead silent.
Yes.
Like not a single fucking sound.
I find that scarier when they do that because you're just sitting there waiting.
But if there's music playing, you're like like okay i know it's yeah because like the parts where they're in space
like outside the ship in 2001 there's zero sound like not even like noise like it's just silent
yeah and then there's like a very long sequence where someone is all you hear is just yeah you
just hear him breathing in his suit and it's it's very unsettling kubrick knows how to use sound
he knew how to use sound right
he's dead so you don't have good sound then like you're not gonna have a good film i find because
if you have the most beautiful pictures and you have like crappy sound like can audio yeah like
tinny audio that's that's that's what sucks about college films you can get like someone like tucker
for example because he shot some of the stuff uh when I was in college for the campus movie fest that was going on.
Like,
it's like when you can see college films,
like they can look fantastic,
but the audio is so important and it's hard for film students to get the audio
equipment necessary.
Uh,
I still don't have it down.
It's like that for animation as well.
Like you'll see a lot of like student films,
you know,
like your sound is,
it's the one thing that you gotta get right.
And a lot of people don't notice it,
but if you do notice it...
Because I go back, I watch all Kids with Problems videos
where we dub stuff, and I'm like, oh, it sounds great.
And I look back, I'm like, Jesus, that sounds horrible.
Well, it's just like the whole...
If something looks visually pleasing,
but the audio isn't pleasing,
your brain recognizes that.
The same way, if like think about if
they did you know the movie The Artist
the black and white movie or whatever now imagine
if they just had perfect crystal clear
sound in those movies
it would like be a bit off it would feel
a bit off yeah unless if that's the
intent to make it off but like
otherwise it would just be weird the artist
they did something with the audio in that movie,
didn't they?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Well,
the movie starts off black and white,
like a silent film,
and it ends up in color.
Because it's audio.
Because it's introducing the age of color.
I liked that movie.
I thought it was a good movie.
One best picture.
He,
oh,
it did?
Yep.
That's the number one way that a lot of people say that to get an Oscar,
you have to make a movie about the movie industry, and then you're good.
And once upon a time.
And that's why La La Land did really well, didn't win Best Picture.
Well, it did for about 30 seconds.
Yes.
That's why a lot of people are like, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is probably going to get
a lot of praise, hopefully, at the Oscars.
It was a good movie.
Great, really good script.
Edited very well.
Still should go to Uncut Gemsems but that's none of my business.
I think Best Picture should go to Parasite.
Sorry, Parasite. I just got on
Blu-ray.
Added to the collection, baby.
Your shelfless collection? Yeah.
Where are you keeping them? Just on the floor.
Yeah, I am.
Well, I want to find the perfect shelf.
I think I found what I want.
You know those things at Blockbuster that you spin around. I want one of those
Yeah, why don't you just do your whole den like a blockbuster?
Like an old block like an old just made in blockbuster
Just make aisles of like just make aisles of
Shelves for movies and then your friends can come over and rent them and then you can make more money like that
No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I don't trust my friends with my discs oh okay why where the hell did this come from dude i just look there was no need for
that is there a tragic backstory behind this no there's none i've always been great with discs
that's why this is so surprising well i mean with i've never bought i've never let you uh borrow
anything i think that says a lot about our friendship, doesn't it? No, but I remember back in elementary school,
I let a friend of mine
borrow two GameCube games
of mine.
Yeah.
Or maybe,
I think,
yeah,
would that have been out
in elementary school?
Yeah,
GameCube's out.
Okay.
Well,
I think it was
Luigi's Mansion
and some Pokemon game.
Classic.
And then,
like,
I'd known this kid
for months
and he was in our friend group
and I lent him the games and then the next day i come to school and he's not in class
and i'm like where is his name was milan and i was like milan milan yeah he uh he didn't show up
to school the next day and uh i asked the teacher where's milan because usually you know he'll show
up and i get to see him in class uh well turned out he moved and took my games with him.
Damn. That was slick.
Because he was over at my place like, hey, if you
let me borrow these two games,
I'll give them back to you later
this week. I just want to play them. I never got to play them before.
That makes sense why you don't want to...
It's just weird because I trusted this fucker.
I thought you were going to be like, yeah, and he just died.
And he'd never get my games back.
Well, then I'd have a reason. In in fact I hope he's dead to this day
for taking my fucking copy
of Luigi's Mansion
it meant a lot to me
I had like Kirby Air Ride and someone like
scratched the shit out of that disc and they gave it back
and I was like and I found it only recently
to buy again I was like thank god because I'm like
my sister babysat this kid
in our neighborhood and she took my copy
of Battle for Bikini Bottom
for Playstation 2 over to his place to play with him
and never brought it back.
And then she's like,
well, you don't need that.
It's a kid's game.
I'm like, I am a kid.
And then I lent my next-door neighbor
a game I really like called Elebits,
and in return, he traded me Warrior Where Smooth Moves,
and then he got in a car crash,
and I never got that game back.
Oh, that sucks. He was in a car crash, and I never got that game back. Oh, that sucks.
He was in a car crash, you know?
He passed away, unfortunately, but...
From the car crash?
Yeah, and I was bummed I didn't get the game back.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Was the game destroyed in the car crash?
I just never saw it again.
Well, you should have gone to his funeral
and demanded that you get your game back.
Can I have my game back?
Do you know who would have gone through the wreckage?
Is there any way I can gone through the wreckage?
Is there any way I can look through that wreckage?
Because there's a game on LinkedIn.
A Nintendo Wii game that I really like.
No.
What?
What are you doing at this funeral? I'm just...
Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Calm down, calm down, calm down.
Listen, I'm grieving too.
I'm grieving too.
I just lost my game.
We both lost things in this, okay?
Yeah. But guess what? What? I just lost my game. We both lost things in this, okay? Yeah.
But guess what?
What?
I got to go somewhere.
Okay.
You have a dinner reservation or something at 8?
Why are you telling my plans like that?
Don't give me my plans.
It's not live.
Dude, people are going to come to the restaurant.
Weeks later, like, was Matt Watson here?
Someone gets online.
What are all the dinner reservations at 8 in LA?
Every single one.
I found him!
Anyway, Kelly, thank you so much for coming on.
Thank you for having me.
Yeah, of course.
I'm excited for this thumbnail, too.
Go check out Kelly's stuff.
Her links will be in the description.
Is there anything that you wanted to promote at this time?
Not really.
Like, I just use Twitter most of the time, so you'll be able to find stuff there.
It's Foolish Kia.
I just use Twitter most of the time,
so you'll be able to find stuff there.
It's Foolish Kia.
But yeah, I have stuff that I'm working on.
Usually Giggly Games and stuff is my retro posters I work on.
Got a Patreon too.
I got a Patreon, yeah. And you're in a lot of artist alleys,
or you try to go to a lot of artists.
I go to mostly Montreal, but I want to expand that more.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Well, go check out all of her stuff.
It'll be in the description.
Wonderful, wonderful human being that has been around since before we even started Super
Mega with us.
And it's so nice to finally get you on the podcast.
Yeah.
180 episodes.
So thank you so much for coming on.
And I hope everybody has a blessed day.
Yeah.
Bye.
Goodbye.
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