supermegashow - EP 182 - The Man & The Boy Podcast

Episode Date: March 4, 2020

We talk the cinema classics Click / Big Momma's House 2 / Norbit, Matt's first night terror, celebrity deaths, coronavirus, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Make good as a McMuffin and a large coffee. A hamburger, cheeseburger, hodgepodge, hotcakes. Vanilla cone shake and a hot bar sundae. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Welcome back to the podcast by the Sons of Israel, for the Sons of Israel. We are here today to deliver episode 182 of the Super Mega Podcast. I'm here with my good man, Ryan McGee. I'm here with my good boy, Matthew Watson.

I said man, and you said boy. Yeah, because it's the duo, you know what I'm saying? The man and the boy. The man and the boy. We should change our name to the man and the boy. The one's the duo, you know what I'm saying? The man and the boy? The man and the boy. We should change our name to the man and the boy. The one with the beard, the one without one.

The one with glasses, the one without. The husky one, the skinny one. Straight line and circle. Yeah, exactly. There has to be differences between the duo

or else who are we? We would just, you know, melt into the rest of everybody else if we were just two twins. We should change it to the Man and the Boy podcast. The Man and the Boy? I like that title, The Man and the Boy.

It actually sounds creepy. I think that's a podcast. If I had a stepson, I'd start with him. It sounds creepy, dude. It's like ah that you do listen to the man and the boy podcast i think it's hilarious it's like a grown man and a little boy just like do you listen to the man and the boy podcast it kind of rolls off the tongue if you speak fast man of the boy podcast yeah the man of the boy man of the boy it sounds it sounds like uh

one of those guys at the auctions that makes the shit out really fast yeah that's a fucking talent i wish i could do that the The Man and the Boy podcast. God, someone's going to take that and run with it. That's fine because I don't, I wouldn't want to have a podcast called The Man and the Boy podcast. Why not? Big Man and Little Boy podcast. We could have called it Big Man, Little Boy podcast.

That rolls off the tongue too. Big Man, Little Boy podcast. Little Boy though. You're skinny. You're not little. tongue too big man little boy though you're skinny you're not little if i was short that would seal the my my fate as a little man but luckily because i'm tall i don't have to like i'm not called little i'm just petite i just i have big man and it's not because of my height you're tall that's the thing is i'm yes you're not six feet tall. Well, all the people I hang out with are six feet plus.

You, all the Tucker brothers. That's the problem. Tucker Prescott. Aaron and Dan were both. Aaron and Dan. First of all, on Dan's Wikipedia page, it says he's 6'3". That's not true. I think he probably put that there himself, or he counts his hair as adding extra.

Dan is not 6'3". I just want to throw that out there. Sorry, Dan. I'm not trying to... When I see an injustice... What the fuck, man? What the fuck? You couldn't give me one fucking extra inch? My girlfriend woke up with me. After making fun of me for almost a goddamn year.

His girlfriend leaves him when she hears this. She's like, you're not 6'3"? That fart you put in the goddamn episode really put me off to you. I'm doing everything in my power to undercut you. For those who don't know, Dan wanted to do a, he gave us a video. We worked for Game Grumps.

It's a long time ago. We've said this many times before. In fact, it's become its own meme at this point. People have asked many times, what episode is it in Game Grumps? I don't remember, but you guys do. I just put, Dan was trying to make a heartfelt like, hey guys, go check out my new music video. For like a heartfelt

Peter Gabriel song. He filmed it with his phone in his car. So I added a very muffled like He made it sound as real as possible. I tried to make it sound like it was kind of coming. Like in his silence, you actually got it to where his face looked like it was straining for a fart a little bit. It was like, I tried but my goal of that was

to make it look like he farted during the video but with like oh no one will hear that or realize it so i'm just gonna keep keep going my my see you have that on him my favorite thing is that he had to pull me aside one day while i was uh eating lunch or i was getting lunch and everyone wasn't there he just kind of came up to me and was like hey man do you think at least for the thumbnails you could not edit my face to be so fucking terrifying it scares my grandma

and I'm like okay yeah sure and I just made it worse in videos of course it doesn't scare his grandma like she probably doesn't even see him he's just like My grandmother had a heart attack this weekend When she saw the thumbnail you did Ryan

We never edit their faces in the thumbnails It was always their goofy cartoon heads though Yeah and like the power out Okay so Tucker Okay so we do a little fuckery here Where we like I wanted it to be subtle like there's somewhere I'd push Dan's hairline back a little bit But here where we'd like but i wanted it to be subtle like there's somewhere uh i'd push

dan's hairline back a little bit but just like half an inch and then i'd like slip his eye like slightly lower than one of the other so it's not like downright like oh something's wrong with him but like it's but on first look you're just kind of like oh that's an average looking person it's like uncanny valley it's just slightly making it more ugly which is a horribly mean thing to do like you know i think it'd be different like You and I do it to each other in videos. All the time. That's fine. In one of our most recent Patreon videos

on the Vegas trip. With those pictures, I just said, fuck the little details. I just made one eye where the cheek was. Yeah, I saw. You made the one on your escalator. Did you push my hairline back in one of them yeah and i made your forehead really big thank god dude because when i

saw that picture uh i was like like so i was with harrison and someone else were watching the video and that picture went by and after was like oh man ryan fucked up my hairline there and i sat there for a second i was like in my head i was like what if he didn't what if that was just my hairline no no i no, I definitely did that. And I pushed up. Yeah, you made one side a little bit higher. I noticed that. That was so funny, man.

I watched that. I like that. That's the second one. We need to do more of those, the slideshows. They're just fun. Yeah, we put these. Well, we got to go to Vegas. Of course it was fun.

It wasn't just for that. No, we went to Vegas just to celebrate Carson's 21st birthday. Vegas had nothing to do with like, oh, for paying for a vegas trip no that was personal vacation we just decided to take pictures and we're like oh why not upload it to patreon well we do these things on patreon now called uh digital scrapbooks where it's like a little we make a little only two so far yeah but we're gonna do more where it's like a little slideshow with music and uh each picture has a title. Yeah.

It's very fun. Sorry that January was just we were having our health problems, but February and for the rest of the year, if one of us doesn't die or come down with a horrible illness. Coronavirus. Yeah, coronavirus. Or, dude, I'm telling you, I think something's going on with my colon again. Past two days haven't had a solid shit

and I'm getting that weird gassy feeling right here. No blood. Well, the saga of Ryan's colon had come to a close, so we thought. But it might be opening up for a sequel. This is like a fucking Hollywood producer being like, wow, that story

got more attention than I thought. We need another one. We can't just give them the same thing. How are you going to make it worse? And now this is them coming up with an idea. They, they already, what I'm feeling now is them green lighting a sequel. And now, now they have to figure out what, what the plot is. I just laughed like a little capuchin monkey. I, I, uh, I am, I'm, I don't want you to have any colon problems

neither do I I gotta figure out how to pay my doctor I don't think I've paid my doctor yet ah fuck it I tried calling his office today and he was like if it's an emergency press this and he's like leave a message and we'll get back to you I'm like no pick up your fucking office phone

I got two letters from the DMV I know he's busy that was a character don't think I'm that misunderstanding of someone I got two letters from the DMV that I have like overdue charges but you can't fucking pay them online

not if they're late if you're on time you can pay shit online for your registration you can pay online up until it's out of date. If it's out of date, you actually then have to go into the DMV, I think. Yeah, and it's just a whole thing. Shit, that's coming up.

April. Oh, I need to get on that. I need to re-register, I guess. My registration's up in April, too. Should we not say that? No, there's nothing wrong with that. Someone doxes us just based on like, the registration expires in April? Oh, easy.

How many people live in LA? There's only a small handful of people's registration expires in April in LA. Dude, guess what? What? I rewatched a movie. And I'm embarrassed to say it still choked me up. I watched Click. watched a movie and uh i'm embarrassed to say it still choked me up i i watched click it's a bad fucking movie dude there's like this part where uh it's like let's just say the girl's name was karen he's he's like what happened to karen it's like oh she goes by steve

now or something like that and then he looks over and like the woman has a beard and he's like, oh, she goes by Steve now or something like that. And then he looks over and like the woman has a beard is like, oh, then he goes, oh, like the classic, like early mid 2000s, like gay panic and like trans panic jokes. Like you, you, you, you said earlier today, because last night I had my first, like, I guess you would call it a night terror. This had never happened to me before. And I'll get into that in a minute. But I woke up screaming and Ryan was like, I'm imagining you had a dream where like you're at a bar and you go up to like a hot girl from the back and you tap her on the shoulder.

She turns around. It's like a dude with a beard. And I'm like, oh, I wake up screaming like you're like in a cold sweat. Oh, I really want to make a compilation of like early 2000s and 90s movies with like the that scene. You see like short shorts and it's like, hey, beautiful. It turns around. It's like a dude in a mullet with like goofy teeth. If we ever make a Super Mega movie, we need to have that exact scene happen.

Dude, I have to go back and rewatch it from the start. But I started it and then I ended I have to go back and rewatch it from the start but I started it and then I ended up having to go do something but I started a movie called Tremors with Kevin Bacon if we if you and I are to make any type of movie I would love to make like a dark comedy monster movie like get like practical like a practical monster built like a pup like puppetry and animation and like have sets built and like have don't really go on visual effects so much as practical effects and like have real explosions and make it really cheesy but like go back into like a you know those straight to vhs monster movies

where like they just put a dude in a wolfman suit type of thing oh yeah i want to do one where it's i want to watch i want to finish tremors it's i i want to watch i i want to finish tremors because it's actually somewhat entertaining but i just really would love to make a b monster movie with you so i would love to make a fucking monster movie we should make the super mega movie but like the point of it is it it's hearkening back to like that era so like i want to get it to where we've um rent cameras it would be like we would rent cameras from that time, like studio-esque cameras. Like studio cameras from the 90s? Yeah.

That'd be sick. And film it like that. That'd be really cool. Because I'd want it to have that look. That'd be amazing. You can actually make it look perfect in post the way you want. But there's something about just getting it clean out of the gate like that. You need to use that actual old film.

It's nice. It's nice. Oh, fuck it. But anyways. So last night. I choked up during click again yeah that was the i'm sorry just wait wait was it was it the part when uh when he when he slows down the woman jogging and then her big breasts are going to do no and it's not the part where he goes where he goes i to make my, I'm going to turn myself green. Now I love you.

And he turns himself purple. You love me. And he sings the Barney theme song. I'll sum up Adam Sandler's best work. The part that always chokes me up is the part with his dad where he's like mean to his dad in the office building and his dad walks away crying. And I'm like, just seeing seeing like i just picture like me being a dick and like making my poor old man cry and i'm like god that sucks man so don't make your dad i know why i'm gonna do some freudian uh psychology here ryan it's because it it it makes

you remember that time you flicked your dad in the back of the. I slapped him in the back of the head. How hard? It was just like a little... There is something about getting hit in the very back of the head. It makes your... In a cartoon, your eyeballs roll around. He was stepping down from a curb, so he was just...

I feel bad, but he was just like... I was young, and I didn't... he was just like... I was young and I didn't... I was just like, I'm just gonna tap him on the back of the head as a little joke. What if when you did that, it just like... I picture people thinking I'm just like... We're walking out of a store. Fucking... I wanted the Nerf gun, Dad!

No, I'm sorry, son. What if that disattached like one neuron that's gonna make him like die 10 years early now i wouldn't know that was my that was my cause though well it's a doctor after your father died unless unless a doctor brings me into his office and and sits me down and goes now i brought you in because you're the closest of kin that he has right now. It's not true. He has a wife, by the way. Anyways, he was...

Not after I steal her. Did a... You didn't want to steal Kristen. She doesn't have a good taste in movies. Anyways. She got a fine ass. Maybe. Maybe.

That's for you to find out. Are you agreeing that your stepmom has a nice ass? She might have a nice ass. She might? What? She might? I don't know. You'd have to judge it, man.

Oh, you're saying it very like, she might have a nice ass? I can't ever get onto my topic. Sorry, go to your topic. No, I forgot. I forgot. No, no, no. You're talking about the doctor. The moment I realized I'm forgetting, it's just because you're always like, yeah, and

this. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let me tack onto this bit. Now, let me try to get back to this okay sorry this is the podcast in general you're talking about the doctor was I talking the doctor is saying no it doesn't matter anymore no no it does it does the I think the the mere fact that it's brought up now I'll y'all lose out Matt loses out the whole world loses out on my terrific fucking comedic ideas. Ryan, studies show that group punishment is not effective. I'm sorry.

This is how it's going to have to work. And if I don't see you lose 100,000 followers on Twitter, I'm not going to tell this story. Oh, dude, come on. There has to be a price. There has to be a price. You just got to 300,000. People are going to unfollow me now. I know. Dude, that's going to hurt my ego. You got to be a price. You just got to 300,000. People are going to unfollow me now.

I know. Dude, that's going to hurt my ego. You got to come back down to my level, my man. Okay, so you're in the doctor's office. Doesn't matter. Ryan, come on, dude. And he says, the only way this could have happened would be if. You're on the right track. It doesn't matter, though.

I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to throw you off. i didn't mean to throw off your groove dude you like the emperor's new groove you threw off my groove i'm sorry man it's been rough it's been rough what's been rough life i had a night terror last night what happened i guess that's what i could call it what was the actual dream so i had a a dream that I was going to bed and I looked out a window into my backyard. And I see like a hooded figure standing in my backyard. And he starts like walking away and it was really scary. And I wanted him to get in my backyard so I started yelling.

Was it a person or was it like a creature? It was like a person. Like a guy in like a gray hoodie. No hat? No hat, just a gray hoodie. No hat? No hat. Just a gray hoodie. And I started yelling like run at him to like make him run away. And when I saw a second person in my backyard.

And I woke up screaming like. It's never happened to me before. See, I've never had a night terror. I've only like the only time I've woken up screaming is when I'll have sleep paralysis, and, like, I'm trying to wake myself up, and then eventually it just is like like you just kind of, like, it comes out eventually when you, I guess

when your body wakes up. Yeah. It was scary, but the way I was screaming was I was, like, inhale screaming, like Ow! I hurt my throat doing that. Fuck. It sounded like a velociraptor and I was like drenched in sweat too

I should do monster I should dude how come I'm not doing monster movie noises check this out that's pretty good the cough's included

the cough is Ross told me a long time ago Ross told me I should do the That's pretty good. The cough's included. Ross told me, a long time ago, Ross told me I should do the, I should be one of those actors that plays like those weird spindly monsters in movies with like the prosthetics and the suits, like on all fours because I got that. There's that famous actor, I don't know,

I forget his name. I want to look it up, but there's this actor they specifically use they used him they use him in movies like mother and movies like quarantine where his body is set up in a way to where he's very lanky and very skinny so he's by default kind of eerie looking he just kind of puts you off in a in a creepy way i guess yeah that's why he's used so much he has long fingers too probably more fans i want to look him up why he's used so much. He has long fingers, too. Probably has Marfan's. I want to look him up, but he's using a bunch of stuff

specifically because he looks a certain way. Let me see. Actor who plays mother in mother. That's the perk of having Marfan syndrome, guys, which everyone thought I had for a while on the internet. Okay, the internet always tries to diagnose me.

They say I have Marfan syndrome and they say I have Bell's palsy because I speak out of one side of my mouth more. I have neither. What was the movie that Guillermo del Toro produced? Wasn't it called Mother? Mother was... Is it recent? No, Mother was...

Mother was the one with... Mommy? What is it? Oh, my God. I'm going to look up... It's a del toro movie uh actor who plays creature core and teen it's del toro didn't direct it but he think he produced not doug jones see mother is also this there's two movies called javier botet. Ooh, let me see. Yeah, Javier.

Oh, yeah, I see. He's got the, uh... Yo, so I'm looking at pictures of all the dudes that play monsters now. See, that's him. Okay, what is this movie called? It's the one where the creature looks like that. It's like Mommy Something. I haven't seen that. That looks creepy as fuck. Javier Botet's fucking awesome. He's actually

a very handsome man. Mama. It's called Mama. Mama, okay. Mama. No, there was a movie... Okay, so we have Mother! your bro Ted's fucking awesome. He's actually a very handsome man. It's called Mama. Mama, okay. Mama. Wasn't there, no, there was a movie, okay, so we have Mother! Mother from Boon Jong Ho. We have Mama,

and then we have Ma. Like, stop! Dude, we should do it. We should do a back-to-back marathon. We should do a Mommy marathon. All of those. That's crazy. I'm sure there's a movie

called Mommy, too. I guarantee there's a movie called Mommy. In fact, I'm gonna look it up right now, dude. Mommy. Oh, and then we can do a Daddy movie night where we can do a... Can we watch Big Daddy with Adam Sandler as well? Big Mama's House.

And Daddy's Daycare. Big Mama's House for the Mama one. Big Mama's House, which... There is a 2014 movie called Mommy and a 1995 movie called Mommy. You know what? I'm going to commit to it. This week, Ryan, I'm gonna jerk off to the Big Mama's House scene. Okay.

That sounds really weird for people that are just casual listeners and have no idea what the context of that is. For those who aren't aware, Matt lost an odds art where he now has to jerk masturbate to completion while watching a specific scene I chose for him from Big Mama's House 2, which the scene is on YouTube, and I

specifically chose one that's poor quality and it's just a conversation, like it's just a conversational scene. Isn't there a guy filming his screen too? Yeah. Wait, wait, hold on. What is it? I forgot what it was called. It was in a Let's Play or it was in something.

We mentioned it. Yeah, but I lost a bet where I have to masturbate to completion to that scene from Big Mama's House. Which, you know what? I don't want this to keep going on where it's like, ooh, like the bong rip I have to do with the mop water. Yeah. Like same. It's been a while. It has.

Usually you do these things like the same day. Well, I'm not, like, I could technically, yeah, I could probably go into the bathroom right now and crank one out. But, no, I can't do that. I can't do it under pressure. No? But sometimes... You have to be in the mood to jerk off to Big Mama? Well, here's what's gonna suck, dude. It's gonna be late at night and I'm gonna be like, yeah, I'm't do that. I can't do it under pressure. No? But sometimes... You have to be in the mood to jerk off to Big Mama? Well, here's what's gonna suck, dude. It's gonna be late at night

and I'm gonna be like, yeah, I'm gonna crank it. And I'm gonna be like, wait, I guess I know what material I'm watching tonight. And I'm gonna have to watch... Big Mama? Do you remember what the scene was? Um, hold up. Spa day scene? House to ooze? Big... On the beach.

Oh, man, there's a lot of scenes. Yo, Rasputia causes mayhem at the water park. From Norbit. Dude, what the fuck? Hold on a second. This is really, this is big. So, remember we were talking about Norbit on the last podcast, right? Yeah.

Oh, I found it, by the way. What scene is it? Nah, I don't feel comfortable you jerking off to this scene. Why? There's a child. Oh, no, I can't do that. I can't do that. How about this, Matt?

You just have to watch Big Mama's House 2 deleted scenes. And it's a 14 minute, 14 minute, 42 second video. And so just... There's no kids in it, right? Um. No. Oh, 42 second video. And so just... There's no kids in it, right? No.

Oh, there are breasts. So... Yo. No, no. I'm going to pick you out of the scene. How about the hot rock massage scene? Hot rock massage works. Just do that.

Okay. God, this is going to be... But there are like kind of unclothed women in that scene. So it will help you out a bit. How about that? You know? Okay. Well, I just stumbled upon a clip in my recommended called Rasputia causes mayhem at the water

park. And that's that classic scene from Norbit where Rasputia goes down the water slide. Yeah. So this was uploaded one year ago. Does she land on something? Yeah. Like a dog? She like crashes through.

Doesn't she kill something by landing on it or something? She kills the dog later or she hits the dog. Okay. But on purpose, right? Mm-hmm. She kills it on purpose and that's like one of the like

moments where like Norbit like is like, ooh. Yeah, Norbit was, he was steaming red. He stands up for himself. What was the dog's name? Who cares?

Anyway, uploaded one year ago, this scene from Norbit. So this was uploaded in, let's say, anyway uploaded one year ago this scene from norbit so this was uploaded let's say let me actually look uh this was uploaded april 1st 2018 okay do you want to guess how many views this clip from norbit that was uploaded in 2018 has 200,000 230 million Jesus Christ Holy 230 million

229,634,353 Look, Rasputia causes mayhem At the water park 229,634,000 Million views Norbit was a bigger hit than I thought it was Jesus Christ Do you think the algorithm just picked up That clip and was like News Norbit was a bigger hit than I thought it was. Jesus Christ.

Do you think the algorithm just picked up that clip and was like, because Norbit wasn't that classic of a movie were uploaded in 2018. So it's like, oh, I gotta go. I gotta get the scene. No, it's like it's like Eddie Murphy's equivalent to Mike Myers. Love guru. I would see I would feel in his career. I haven't seen it. We talk about love guru so much.

I feel like I've been needs to be now that we've done Delta Farce night. We have seen all these classic movies and you haven't? You know? I might have not seen The Godfathers Part 1 or 2 I might have not seen American Gangster You know, a lot of classic movies Movies that people love But how come my friend Matt hasn't seen

He didn't see Delta Farce? Delta Farce, Delta Farce was I wasn't allowed to see it when it came out. Then when it came time when you became of age you were like nah. Probably wasn't even

on your radar. You probably forgot about it. No it was on my radar because my cousin my cousin always Oh yeah he loved it. He quoted the Who Farted scene

but he always told me it was Who Fucking Farted and I was so excited for it. And then when I watched the scene with you, I was like, oh, that was PG-13. And they didn't even use an F. Which they're allowed one, aren't they? Yeah. Damn.

Well, they could say fucking PG movies back in the day. Yeah, but that's when the rating system was different. So you couldn't really say it was still PG. Yeah. Okay, so can we do a double feature soon at your place? Sure. I would love to. Or we could do what we did last time, see something in theaters, then go back to my place afterwards. Hold that thought, Ryan.

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It's gold, it's gold, it's solid gold, baby. I watched it up until it gets bad. He's got the modest touch but he touched it too much he's gonna member he's gonna member I watched the like the first half of that movie is good

and then it just kind of tanks but I really love the fucking it's Austin Powers the first one it starts with the fucking movie scene with Tom Cruise and stuff. Danny DeVito, Kevin Spacey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Steven Spielberg is in it. Britney Spears is in it. I feel like by the third one, they were doing that kind of Zoolander thing where it's like, how many celebrity cameos can we throw in this movie?

Yeah. Which I got to say, a Zoolander-Austin Powers crossover would be a good movie. Would they team up? I think so. You know? I think Mike Myers, a Zoolander-Austin Powers crossover would be a good movie. Would they team up? I think so. You know? I think Mike Myers is a little too... I was watching his performance as Austin Powers and I feel like he's a little too old to play that role now. Yeah.

I just feel like... But that might be good. They waited too long. They could bring him back and it could be in the future. That is true. Obey, baby. Yeah, but I don't know. There's something about the energy of Austin Powers.

I don't feel – maybe – how old is Mike Myers? In my head, I'm like, oh, he can't move the way he did. Maybe he's not as old as I think. He definitely does look older now. I looked him up recently. He kind of has that thing, you know, when you get above like 50, your face starts to kind of bloat. Yeah. Like, why does that happen?

The bloat. Like, in male adults, their faces, as they your face starts to kind of bloat? Yeah. Like, why does that happen? The bloat. Like in male adults, their faces as they get older just kind of bloat. Because your metabolism stops, essentially. Not stops, but it gets worse. Yeah. I wonder if that, I guess that'll happen to me too. I'll get the bloat. Dana Carvey.

Dude, Dana Carvey? Okay, no, that's another one you do watch. Eddie Murphy still looks good. Eddie Murphy's older than Mike Myers. Eddie Murphy has like a tiny bit of the blow, but he's still rocking it. Isn't that the famous saying, black don't crack? Good Lord, he's 56 years old. I just don't...

Mike Myers is 56? Yeah. Oh. You thought he was older? Yeah, I thought he was in his 60s. Just think of these actors about the same age as our parents around there. One day we're going to turn on the TV and see that Mike Myers has passed away. Yeah, but we could also be elderly when that happens.

Oh, I mean, that could be. We could easily be in our 40s or 50s. Yeah. I mean, even in our 60s or 70s. Some people live to like 90-something, 100-something. Not actors, though. No. Well, actually, recently, who's the actor that died?

What was his name? He was like 103. Super famous old school actor. I don't know uh super famous old school actor i don't know i forgot his name i don't know i don't know he was huge but he just died recently he was like one how big was he he was like eight feet tall jesus fucking massive man i uh what celebrity death do you think will be the most shocking to you and okay two things what celebrity death will hit you the hardest and what celebrity death do you think will be the most shocking to you and okay two things what celebrity death will hit you the hardest and what celebrity death will be what do you think in 2020 a big shocking celebrity death will be because there's always celebrity deaths each year um knock on fucking wood but i think one that came to mind because the two big ones have already happened you know for me

Steve Irwin and Robin Williams those are two huge ones but if I could think of one that would just kind of like make me depressed for a while it would honestly be Bam Margera if he dies any time within the next like decade

honestly I'd just be fucking like because I'd be like it's way too early he didn't get his life back on track and I just I hope that and you would know why he died yeah and it's just because he's suffering from alcoholism and addiction and you know regardless of what kind of person he was he was a lot my child

you know he's that kind of fun when you're a child you look at everything that they're doing like they're older they're cooler they're you know he's skateboarding inside and so there's a lot of nostalgia there and there's a lot of just that feeling as a kid

where you're watching something and you're watching someone else break the rules so you don't have to so you're still getting the excitement out of watching it and I think it would just be sad because I really want I want him to get healthy. That would legitimately bum me out. Yeah.

Obviously right now, I think the most shocking death for me would be like the most like, holy shit, would be either Donald Trump or like Bernie Sanders just because of how big they are like in the world.

Or even like Vladimir Putin or something. Just like someone big dying. Or even like Kim Jong-un, just like someone big dying. Or even like Kim Jong-un, you know? I think the death that would bum me out the most, Tom Hanks would really bum me out. I'd be sad by that one. I cried when Mr. Rogers died.

I was a little baby. I was a little bitch. I remember laying in bed crying that night. No, that's the same for me with Erwin. I remember just like a week even after it happened, was at my mom's and uh i just started people are like yeah what are you talking about i used to switch off ever since i can remember um until i went to college i would spend one week with mom one week with dad one week with mom one week with dad so i think he pat he i heard the news when i was like staying with my dad for his week.

And I remember carrying that grief over to when I was staying with my mom. Cause I just like started crying and she like came in my room. She's like, Hey, what's wrong? I was like, Steve Irwin died. Did I miss him? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. It just didn't seem fair.

Cause like you see this like happy dude. And when you're, when you you're young you form bonds with people through entertainment that maybe aren't necessarily true or healthy but like it's a bond you form you it's like you like this person yeah you go to like love them in your head and and i i think uh celebrity deaths are like i guess a weird topic because uh well kobe bryant like i've never been a huge basketball person but that death surprised me oh i and it led me into learning more about him saying that because the only thing i really reckon sorry for interrupting no no no sorry but um the uh the only this i don't want

to fucking have a bunch of people oh okay but the only things that i really knew about him three things is that you know he was a he was one of the best basketball players ever. Um, the second thing is I used to play as him in a Nintendo 64 basketball game. And the third thing was, I just remember a lot of jokes in a time period, like at his expense due to sexual assault. Um, so I knew, I knew of that. That's how I kind of knew, uh, uh, Kobe Bryant were those kind kind of the the trifecta of like an early video game just his name being around in general in the basketball scene and then the sexual assault allegations yeah because i've never been in a basket i've just never been to sports but that one did shock me just because like even though i know nothing about basketball it's the

way it was right you just know the name no i mean like the way he died that's why it was so surprising right well he's young and he died in a helicopter crash yeah so well i remember i was up early and i was him and like eight other people his daughter really his daughter and like eight other people i'd have to look up the exact number but multiple people unfortunately yeah uh yeah but i remember i was at ihop and i just got this notification on my uh no no carson actually texted me he was like damn kobe died and i was like what i thought no, no. Carson actually texted me. He was like, damn, Kobe died. And I was like, what? I thought it was a joke.

Justin texted me and I was like, what? But see, that's the thing is like these people, like, you know, they're not into basketball, but it's, that's a name that everyone knows. So it's like, whoa. Yeah. Well, especially for LA, the city that we live in, where you and I are fairly new to it in a sense. I mean, I'd say it's my home now

because I've been living here for about five years. Happy five years you just passed it yeah last month i know right and uh you're gonna be passing july years in july yeah but uh so i i just you could definitely feel it in la just because like lights would change to laker colors or you'd see a lot of people repping it. And I had the buses. Yeah. All the, all the buses that, uh, the signs, like the digital signs on all the LA buses that display like the next stop would interchange between like the stop and then RIP Kobe.

Um, and when I like so many, I saw everyone wearing like the, the, uh, the jerseys and I saw people at the Sta staple center was the big kind of like uh what do they call you a lith not a lethargy what is it called eulogy not a eulogy it's a it's it's a thing that uh like when someone passes away um it's like a candle lit blank what is it called oh candle lit uh damn it dude i i know the word i'm gonna look this up candlelit epiphany no candlelit oh fuck no this is killing me right now dude candle it's not candlelit eulogy candle. Vigil. So like, you know, the Stable Center is where a huge vigil was essentially where people would put their jerseys and candles and stuff. I guess it's like fascinating because it's a person that none of these people really knew.

But it's like someone that everyone, it's like a common interest that everyone had that brought people together. And they felt a lot of pride in because people from L. would be like oh man he's like he's representing like our city he's fucking killing it like so everyone would feel like such joy over that well also like people were following him since he was essentially in high school or fresh out of high school he has been in the public eye like he he died at 40, 47, 47. Yeah. Think about it.

Ever since he was like the age of like, let's say 17, 18, he was on kind of like, whether it was to a large scale or a smaller scale, he was on people's radar. Right. Like throughout his whole life,

he was that talented where he went straight from high school into kind of just working his way into becoming one of the greatest. When you think of the greatest basketball players, you think of Michael Jordan, you think of Kobe, you think of LeBron, you think of Shaq, you think of Magic Johnson. You know, just kind of like the best way I could describe of when you ask someone who is like, who are the best basketball players? It's like, who can you picture on the next Space Jam poster, essentially? And like, that's who I see. Now, I remember one night I got, like a long time ago,

I got ridiculously two-stoned and I started going on YouTube and watching like videos of the news announcing like famous events, like when it broke. And I just like- YouTube and watching like videos of, of the news announcing like famous events, like when it broke. And I just like- Mine was 9-11. I, I, every now and then I'll go back and watch, you know, that video where it's like,

as it happened. Oh, it's like an infomercial and then it cuts off and it's like- It's 9-11 as it happened. And it's like, it's, it's, I think like probably four or six hour video. Oh, they pieced together all the channels. All the channels, all the news as it legitimately like happened. The first time, like how the day was like, hey, it's a beautiful September 11th morning. And then the first plane, second plane.

And they just keep switching between news networks. Yeah, that's a great video. Because it shows just how quickly everything changed. Everything changed. The world changed. And I think that is by far the biggest event of our lifetime that's happened and probably will remain the biggest event of our lifetime yeah like september 11th was like i don't see anything that big happening again again matt it could it could it could it's only been the first 20 some odd years

of our life we have a good many more decades to witness it's only been 19 years since 9-11 yeah and politics are getting a little more strange in America. Well, I mean, not danger, like, it's not, it's, quote unquote,

however you see it, it's dangerous. I feel like where politics is right now, it's dangerous because we're focusing more on team mentality than ever.

It is dangerous, yeah. I mean, you always had team mentality when you think of going back even into the 80s and 90s uh the the presidential candidates there there's always been a team mentality it's definitely different now though but the but the ilk that you like the the people you get that are i think that streamline a certain cause or streamline a certain candidate that it's you're, you're banking on like for, I think for Bernie, he's banking on a lot of people from, you know, as well as the left in

general, but also the far left in terms of the ideas that he's bringing along. Right. Um, Donald Trump is banking on not just the right, but the far right where they're banking on like uh the far side of each aisle yeah yeah um i see it's definitely i'd say it's coming more to a head than uh you know it's coming to a boiling point more than it's just the internet and everything and maybe maybe i'm wrong on that because i just haven't been around long enough and because now i'm an adult this is the first time i'm seeing this kind of shit. Because I mean, if we lived during the fucking Vietnam war,

we'd be like, Oh shit. But well, definitely like things were a lot crazier back then in terms of, I think events have been flow. It's a cycle where it gets really crazy. Well, you know,

history repeats itself, but it's in a different, it's the same circle, but it changes slightly each time. And I feel like in certain cases it can be worse. The re one of the reasons I feel like it's worse right now is because we're, it seems like we're not focusing on whether a president or the person in charge is,

is right or wrong where you're basically just, there's two sides people who will take everything he says and slap it on as like a liar the most horrible thing ever and then you'll have people defending everything he says and saying oh it's just a joke and so there's no there's no legitimate conversation to be had he's at all the same thing happens sometimes with like obama when you they got him for his suits and of course the the same thing happened with um george bush are we forgetting the dijon mustard crisis the dijon mustard i mean every president has their things but i but i definitely i've never i've never um like i i'm not okay maybe I'm not the best when asked about this. I'm not a history major.

But it's hard to imagine from my little knowledge that I have of history class or from what I've seen in documentaries and stuff. I don't feel like I've seen a fan base, like a president have his own fan base as strong as Trump has his. No. You know what I mean? It seems more fan basey than, than, than it should be. Cause there's a lot of people out there that he speaks to.

There shouldn't be a fan base in politics. Yeah. And, and there's a lot of people that he speaks to that feel like they haven't been represented before. So I think that's why so many people come out and they just, that he's the most polarizing figure in America. And God knows how long when well because there's also problems that the left has um in terms of because when you when you think of donald trump got to where he was because of the faults of both

parties you know yeah um the fault of i think the left at at some point is focusing on issues that don't really speak to people in middle america there are issues that people really focus on in left-leaning cities but things that people don't really know or care about that have a farm or that have a job in a smaller town or just old or think of middle-aged people and beyond like these people aren't really they're caught up there's some people who know about what's going on in terms of uh the the political sphere when we're talking about social justice right and women's rights um stuff like that but i just i just don't see your typical person middle middle america trying to hash out um the transgender issue over their political stake in whatever uh venture they're in

whether it's agriculture or whatnot no i i i agree um and i think i'm not saying those issues aren't important no no no but i understand like a middle a middle american farmer is not gonna you know someone who's been conservative his whole life is not going to care about transgender issues. This isn't a knock again because some 30-something year old that's working as a grocery store manager is, I don't know, I just feel in a

small town, it's just a different circle. They're in a different circle than those who live out in cities. We need a president that can speak to everyone. But the thing is, I think that you guys know we do talk about politics sometimes with super mega and i know some people appreciate it some people don't like it if you don't like what we're saying disagree that's totally fine um still conversation we're having yeah it's like i mean because this is real conversation that ryan and i would have off

the podcast too and i don't know how to exactly classify my political leanings because um i think your twitter makes it perfectly clear okay well no but i say that in the sense of you're a far left-leaning cuck okay that's what it's called okay matt antifa why sorry go on no it's the thing is it's uh really only in the past few months have things have been changing for me in terms of how you view politics and engage with it yes in the sense of i used to um very strongly trust mainstream media that was left-leaning such as cnn msnbc but now i'm realizing there's a huge difference between, because I thought it was Democrats versus Republicans, but then I realized that there's,

Democrats, there's like establishment Democrats, and then there's like progressives, which are people that are fighting for issues where establishment Democrats are, at the end of the day, they fucking suck too. And then I realized and I'm like oh wow CNN sucks all these other news organizations suck like this

and like I just can't trust any media now I see that and I used to be like oh then who do I trust and I think what I do and this is how I'll explain it is people can say that I support these people whatever but I will watch every now and then I will watch segments of Steven Crowder or I'll watch

Ben Shapiro segments, just like I will watch majority report segments or young Turk segments. And then I will then go into other segments of like real, like MSNBC. I'll watch sometimes I'll try to get like a, if I'll watch something that I view as far right, I'll watch sometimes I'll try to get like a if I'll watch something that I view as far right, I'll view a far left and I'll always try to just watch everything, even if it's humorous, even if I'm like oh, Steven Crowder, this is a goofy idea, I'll watch it because it's an

argument that the right has and then I'll go watch a far left argument like that and while I while because I'll do that because at the end of the day, I can like essentially view it all and see everyone's opinions and then kind of like pick out like, oh, these are the ideas that I'm connecting with more and that this person's forming a better argument in this way. Uh, I don't just go to the far left and right in terms of what i listen to or uh read but if i i feel like if i do like

watch an episode or watch a little clip that pops up of the majority port who who do come off as very biased yeah against the right then i will watch something that is equally as biased to someone like the majority report no i i i i think that that's definitely not a bad way to approach it at all because you kind of get a the broad spectrum and make a decision for yourself and there are some outlets that i will just downright refuse to watch like alex jones bright part that kind of shit not gonna pay attention that that's a lot more of uh propaganda and people and this is where it gets great because people will also say that ben they can mix Ben Shapiro and Crowder and a lot of right leaning people. You can in the same kind of basket.

And there are certain there are certain cases where, like, I'll look at whatever they're saying and doing and I'll say that's I don't agree with that. That is immoral or the way you're thinking about that is not the way we need to push forward a society like specifically with Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro's stance on gay marriage where he's saying, you know, I will I will I will just not support a gay wedding. I'll go out and I will go out on kind of dinner dates with a gay couple, but I will not go to their wedding. And it's just kind of like that's not that's not a good that's not how you form a good society socially that's just how you're kind of excluding people on the basis of your religion that's very biased against people and has had a history of of uh shutting out these people so where i'd like to get my the only place i can really trust. Sorry, I just want to make sure I wrap up the idea. Oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead. It's not stop.

Is where like Breitbart and Infowars are clear indications of bias. And while Crowder or Shapiro or people even put them in the same category, when you talk of Sam Harris, even though he claims to be like more left leaning and stuff like that. All these people, they they do have ideas and they do word them sometimes in ways that can irk you. But if you can listen to their ideas and you find what you don't agree with, or sometimes you, you find common ground in someone that you find kind of like that puts you off. If you can find some sort of common ground, you can find the thread easier of where you disagree with them. And that's that I feel like that's why I watch them is because like, if I can find a fascinating, if I can find a point

where we are level on something, then, then I can begin to pick apart. Oh, then I clearly just disagree with them on this and I can move on. And then I'll like exit out of the video. I'm like, oh, okay. I'm kind of sold. I agree with you on this or like it's like, oh, I disagree. Bye. That's a really fascinating method.

I like that. And I just like watching debate and shit. Yeah. I do like listening to. Well, because when I like if I watch that, I agree with, like, in my head, I'll be debating it. And I do enjoy that, because I like watching political debates and stuff like that. Where I get all of my news from,

the only place I can really trust is 4chan's poll board. That's probably the most accurate source for political and world news. BBC is biased, but, like, I find... That's a joke, by the way. Let me just throw that out there. BBC is biased but BBC does have

decent reporting every now and then oh yeah I think BBC is pretty I think there's a lot of credible news there's a lot of yes there's a lot of credible news but at the same time I think most credible news does have its bias and it's important to understand where that bias comes from which by like

which side that bias is leaning towards and why and why and then you can form your because like there's things where you'll agree with the the incentives and stuff that cnn places you know politically in in their kind of headline or in the discussions that they have on their on their channel but when you start disagreeing with the way they're going about it you can then kind of fish out like oh then you're just kind of playing the game yes and if you're just playing the game why am i listening to this if you're just trying like it feels like they're trying to convince me constantly of something where it's like no just tell me why i should see it like this or why i should yeah um look at a look at a situation this way?

I think it's the big thing for me and it's no surprise that I'm a very avid Bernie supporter but I think that seeing how a lot of left-leaning media treated him in 2016 and now because they don't want him

to snag the nomination. I was like, oh, so they don't really care to snag the nomination yeah i was like oh so they don't really care about the issues it's more about the like establishment of the democratic party yeah and the people that exist in it already that don't want someone like bernie sanders to be president i find that he's the most progressive yes i i well he's also the most consistent candidate out of any party right now. I found a picture from a... Who is running.

Yeah. I found a picture from a, it was either a yearbook or something from the 70s where it's like asking students what they're going to be doing this year. And people are like, I'm going to travel. And Bernie's is like, I'm going to fight for the income inequality that plagues the... And I was like, that was in the 70s like when he was a young and i just find that like politics a lot of the times unfortunately requires a lot of sacrifice in terms of you may not agree like the the classic example would be people who don't agree fully with a candidate but to support the party they will vote for that candidate even though they disagreed with them before or they may not fully you know believe what they say uh who who you don't find them in endearing in any way but you still vote for them to support the party and right right so there's there's there's spots i'm just kind of interested because I I do. I feel like Bernie is a necessity at this point because because of Trump, it is he has made Bernie a necessity because you need something on an equal playing field. You need these ideas to clash. The kind of, as we've been stating in multiple podcasts, the far odd ideas of what Trump's politics are to the new political ideas slash revolutionary for America ideas that Bernie has.

That's a really good way to put it. That's like a that's an excellent analysis, I think. Yeah. Like that. Thanks. that hits the nail on the head um and that's why i do like i do enjoy talking about politics especially in this election because i think it we're at a crossroads it's very politics is our life is is literally what is the structure that uh that any country is based around so you have to stay somewhere and it does affect everybody and it's our future. And like, you know,

there'll be points where, yes, we're going to probably be tired of talking about politics and then we won't. But like, this is, we're getting into it. This is election year. You know,

this is a big year, baby. You know, I, I, that's about all I got with political talk. But while we're talking about more current shit, um,

yes. What's the deal with that coronavirus? Oh my God. Do you think that it is one of those things like swine flu where it's just, you know, it's, it's very, everyone's scared of it for a while.

And then it, it just kind of eventually, I think it's, it's more like the, it's going to be like the common cold. I think it's going to turn into like a seasonal thing. You think it's going to be really big? And just stay, it's here to stay?

Yeah. Because I, at this point, I don't, I don't see, I don't see us containing it. No. When us, I mean we as the people of the world. Humanity. Yeah. I found, they just found out that it's been spreading undiscovered for six weeks

in Washington state. And I thought, is the incubation period still nine days or is it above that now? I don't know, but it's, it's very infectious.

It's got a high infection rate. And I'm not like, I'm not scared of getting it in the terms of that, like I'm going to die because we're healthy young people. If we get it, we'll be fine. I'm scared of being able to transmit it to people.

It's the moral, it's the, it's the moral thing of you don't want to put those in danger, like the elderly or young or the sick. I have family members that if they got it, they would die. So it's like pretty, pretty scary. And also I don't want to catch it cause I don't young or the sick. I have family members that if they got it, they would die. So it's like pretty scary. And also I don't want to catch it because I don't want to be sick.

But wash your hands, everybody, because it's starting to spread in the United States pretty bad. I just wonder like how – It scares up in kind of like the San Jose, San Francisco area. I think California is ground zero in America for it. Yeah. Which makes sense. It's on the West coast,

but, um, got that Bradley Cooper, not Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper got Corona. Bradley Cooper international airport, dude. I wonder if,

uh, it's really gonna start getting to the point though. We're like, everyone's getting it. Like you and I get it. Every celebrity gets it. Every person where like everyone's getting it like you and i get it every celebrity gets it every person we know ends up getting it like i wonder if it's gonna take on like is it considered a pandemic yet is it like no i don't think no no no it's not considered a pandemic until we admit that we can't contain it i think that's when it's a pandemic because

the scary thing about viruses and pandemics is it's like exponential, right? One person can give it to four people and then each one of those four people can give it to four more people. And that's just a random number I came up with. But like I imagine the coming weeks we're going to see a lot of exponential growth, especially in America. I saw this morning like four more people died in America, which first the first death in America just happened over this morning, like four more people died in America, which first, the first death in America just happened over the weekend, I think. And now all of a sudden it's up to like six.

I think most of it is incubating in Asia though, because you have a South Korea, which is the second most infected country other than China. Right. And then you have to think of all the tourism and business that happens between China, South Korea And then you have to think of all the tourism and business that happens between China, South Korea, Japan, Taiwan.

Italy has it really bad too. And Iran has it really bad. Well, Taiwan is being super careful. Taiwan is just kind of like, get out of here. Yeah, Taiwan they they've always been pretty careful with diseases

I think yeah they have to be some whistleblower from the CDC or the Department of Health and Safety was like yeah a lot of employees have been exposed to it with no training and with no equipment and it's like uh oh

that shit's scary man it's really really spreading because the idea because the idea of like a pandemic is something that you're like that won't happen that won't happen but then like if anything's gonna kill humans off it's going to it's gonna be what two things nuclear stuff or three things right disease uh nuclear nuclear nuclear or um nuclear or uh aliens global warming yeah or a completely sorry sorry sorry climate change thank you or a completely unexpected thing like aliens come and enslave us all yeah there's a wild card but but like do you ever think that

that could just happen one day? Some advanced race? The thing is, it could. It could just happen. And we're like, OK, this is we're just have to deal with it now. We're the slaves of the universe. They would take us to some other planet to go mine rocks. Do you think that would happen?

You know, like, would do you think after this would happen, you know, a Republican would be next to a a black person they'd be like see now we're on the same team i fully understand what your people went through see we're not so not so different alien invasion that sounds like a short films like uh breitbart would fund. I mean, it's like bridging the gap between racial inequality. Alien invasion does scare me, I'm not going to lie. But it's not like on the front of my mind where I'm like, Asians scare you? Did I say Asian

invasion? What did you say? I said alien invasion. Okay. The Asian invasion is scaring me. Alien invasion scares you? I can't comprehend what it would be like because all we know is movies. Are there aliens that want to conquer? Possibly.

Like little Vikings? Little galaxy Vikings? I think that in the universe there have to be so many other advanced species of creatures just because if we were able to develop to this point in this amount of time surely elsewhere in the universe with billions and billions of planets it's happened many other times could you imagine how interesting it would be if like we just found a

planet and we were able to like scope it out with a kind of like a like a space drone but um we scoped it out and it was like let's say 1800s era america or sorry 1800s era just world yeah that'd be crazy or like not let's say 1700s to make it more fun and spicy but think about how quickly it changed from 1700 to 2000, like the 2020, like the, I'm

going to use the word again and people are going to be like, did he just learn what that word means? Exponential. Like the growth of human technology and advancement. It just. As opposed to linear. Exactly. Or because I play Fortnite and you can choose between linear or exponential for your aiming.

There's another one. Quad, quad, quadrilateral, quadrilateral. No, really? Is that what you're thinking of? Paraplegic. There's another one. Quadrilateral? Quadrilateral? No, really? Is that what you're thinking of? Paraplegic? No, definitely not paraplegic. Yeah, bro, but there's aliens out there.

I know for a fact. By definition, yes. There have to be, even if it's just a single cell organism. I watched a great, the PBS show Nova. When I was recovering from my anal surgery, I watched a bunch of that on like other worlds and like our own solar system and shit. And I was like, there has to be like, I watched a bunch of gone by and that the creation of our galaxy worked in a certain way to where there could have been an ancient civilization that was on another planet near us, but it's been so long that there's virtually no footprint of it? I think we're, I think humanity is, or Earth, I should say, is, I might be wrong on this, but I'm pretty sure that we're actually really early on in the development of the universe in terms of like we.

Everything just happened to match up. Yeah, like we were, we could probably be, it's possible that we are one of the first in the universe to develop like this. Thank God an asteroid that was carrying water or whatever it was. And we could end up being the species that leaves Earth and ends up taking over other civilizations in the future.

Because if we were first, we'd be most advanced. Because nothing originated on Earth, right? It was like an asteroid hit Earth as it was being made type of thing and it had had uh wow what is the word like wasn't it yeah you're not helping me at all you're just letting me flounder because i can't think of it either the words escaping me, but it's organic matter. But I think, I'm pretty sure water formed because we had an atmosphere and then all of the gases inside the earth came out and created steam, which then rained down as well. I don't know.

I'm not a scientist, but it's fucking crazy. The thing about the creation of earth and from the point where it was just a bunch of rocks just going for millions of years and now this and we're making a podcast speaking to you know a lot of different people it's kind it's really crazy and how we developed english and languages and uh social understandings and the shirt you're wearing and your watch it's weird it's fucking when i when i get too deep into it i'm like i start to my brain starts to shut down just be glad you ain't a dolphin dude why dolphins like they got it easy man uh not if you're eating alive dolphins are the only other species that has sex for pleasure. Yeah. They also get eaten alive as most things do. Most things on this planet die because they're killed and murdered.

I mean, yes, that's the same in our thing, but we don't have too many humans going around stalking their prey and then eating them on the streets and then other humans just like joining in. Like we're not animalistic that nature there are psychopaths out there but it's not the normal everyday thing to go out and hunt for food for us you know i want to show you something real quick and we might have talked about this on a very early episode of the podcast but have you ever seen that uh sample that that that meteor that came from mars in the 90s and uh they put under a microscope and it was that it's a fossil really yeah yeah that's fully real and it looks just like a like a microorganism like fossilized so uh the consensus is it's still up for debate but you know a lot of people think that it is um from the point Mars – because Mars had liquid water.

It had an atmosphere. It would have been able to sustain life before Earth would or even while Earth was able to. So it's fully plausible that Mars could have gotten to the point where it could develop organisms, like not advanced, but like in the same realm of like bacteria and amoebas. What life would exist on a gas giant? No, you can't. What life would exist on a gas giant? No, you can't. It can't exist on a gas giant. Not our life. Well, they don't have like a surface.

Well, isn't the gas so dense that it kind of is? Yeah, but I don't know how anything would be able to exist. But that's what I'm saying. It's like we can't comprehend it, but is there some, there has to be at least one gas planet out there that has its own kind of thing going on. Hmm. Because when you think of aliens, right, we think of, you know, either bug-like, bipedal, something that exists in our realm of things. But what if it's like something we can't comprehend? Yeah, that's, that's.

Because people always make out aliens to be that there's human like human like or bugs but i wonder even alien and alien it's a guy in a suit yes but like it's still humanoid even though you're like oh it looks like a dinosaur type of thing it's very you know it walks on two legs has two arms well i want to know if life develops the same across the universe though like if if the formula for life and the way it develops is specific to earth or where life would develop generally obviously things would evolve different on different species and stuff different species but i wonder if like overall like i would imagine if we found another advanced planet that has like millions of species we'd probably find a lot of similarities between species we have and species they have. Yeah.

In terms of like bugs and animals and plants, you know. But does every planet have its apex species? Because we are that of Earth. There have to be planets where that isn't figured out quite yet. Just like before humans made it big, we were just fucking monkeys. Dinosaurs. Right? Yeah, yeah.

But there's different kinds of dinosaurs. There was not one species. Of dinosaur. That was like, you know, we run things. We're going to hunt everything. We're going to sell things and be nice to each other, you know? Yeah. Well, I guess I can't think of it as like a human thing.

Dude, I was talking about this yesterday with Harrison and Carson. This is something I've never thought about before and you probably haven't either, but it blew my mind. Think about how strong a gorilla is, right? Yeah. Gorillas have not learned as a species

that they're capable of working out and getting stronger. So if a gorilla was able to figure that out and use its max potential to gain as much muscle as possible and strength as possible. Think about how fucking strong gorillas would be. I read something. They'd be able to lift like 12 tons or some shit. I think they generally in the wild work out every day, right? I mean, not to their full potential.

But imagine a gorilla at its full potential. Like, think of, like, you think of us and then think of bodybuilders. Think of, like, a gorilla doing that shit. Like, think of, like, I want to see the biggest, buffest gorilla out there. That would be like an, okay, correct me if I'm wrong. In, in, in, in the grand. Oh, did you spill a drink? Again, it's an old drink. Oh. In the grand... Oh, did you spill a drink? Again, it's an old drink.

In the grand scheme of things. Wait, is that the one you spilled on the last episode too? Yes. In the grand scheme of things, aren't gorillas essentially like... I think I've said this before. Aren't they the orcs of humanity? We have regular monkeys, which are like the little goblins.

We have humans, which are humans. And then we have gorillas, which are like the little goblins we have humans which are humans and then we have like gorillas which are like the strong dumb orcs and like capuchin monkeys like little tiny like fairy elves yeah dude that's uh i never thought of it that way yeah you got the big dumb orcs it's like you don't want to go in their territory they they just don't they they'll rip you apart blind strength blind strength. A gorilla could already just absolutely decimate me within a matter of seconds. Chimpanzees would be the dwarves because they're still strong but they're

not as big as the orcs and not as tall. They're not as tall as us, Matt. Where do orangutans fall? Orangutans would be like the oracles. Like the old wizard that's sitting there looking into a crystal ball. Exactly.

Orangutans really do kind of freak me out. They don't look right. I like them. No, I do too. They're just kind of like, the thing with their, on the side of their face, you know?

Yeah. It looks like when God was, like, he was creating them, he, it was Plato, and he smushed his finger into it and fucked it up.

It was like, oh, I'll go with it. I guess orangutans, when you think about it, they kind of look like a, a foogly, one of Floop's foogly's.

Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm, is it orangutan? Orangutan? Orangutan. Orangutan. Orangutan. They have interesting, it's the things on the side of their face, you know?

I just like because they have such little, like little beady eyes. They have tiny ass eyes. They look like they're just, they're the perfect. They're so funny. I think they're the funniest looking. They're the perfect hillbilly-esque looking monkey. Like I can imagine them just sitting on a rock or on a porch, you know? Oh, just back and forth with like a little like straw on their mouth.

Yeah. A little straw hat, overalls. I think it's because they get – out of all the primates, they have the kind of like – it looks like they have facial hair. It looks like they have real shaggy long hair. And they have just kind of a simple look to them where where they just look kind of like simple like this is this one time out see the side of its face yeah like that's that's what freaks me out it looks like it looks like it's some advanced alien life form where it it like opens up and it has like a face if it didn't have hair we'd think it was this weird alien creature i want to see what it looks

have you ever seen a hairless chimp yes but i have not seen a hairless orangutan orangutan hairless chimps still look like chimps they look terrifying hairless hairless orangutan i gotta look this up um there's got to be a picture of one it is scary how similar they are to us okay all i can oh dude so chimpanzees I'm finding a lot of chimp pictures. Look, here's a... That is so weird looking. Just look at their proportions. It's just an old, stupid, naked old man. The pot belly and the little skinny arms.

I love when it comes down to it, like monkeys are just stupid people. Essentially. Like whenever I see a person with a pet monkey, one of my favorite videos of a monkey is one. I liked it recently on Twitter. It's the one where they're all around a bonfire and it's like, Ooh, are you ready for dinner?

And he's like, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh. Please go, go try to find that video. If you guys can,

it's, it's so good It's like a bonfire And he's just filming this chimp He's looking at the camera And he's just like He's like Are you ready for dinner?

He's like Whose feet are those? Are you ready for dinner? He's like so excited for dinner But it like Switch is so changed He's like And the video cuts off right

When he starts screaming really loud. I was going to ruin my voice for the rest of the day. Oh, buddy, I'm sorry. I can already feel my throat. You know, after you. Yep, that raw, like. It's like it has to get back into a spot. I feel that for sure.

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