supermegashow - EP 183 - hmph

Episode Date: March 11, 2020

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Yeah? Start the podcast! Yes! Welcome, everybody, to episode 182, 1, 3. Yes. Of the Super Mega Podcast, or or you know the super mega cast of with your host me ryan mcgee and my my co-host well sorry i'm co-host ryan mcgee and my other co my other co the other host is matt watson thanks man thanks for bringing me in

yeah i had a real bad experience about 30 seconds ago before starting because you spilled some juice no no no no i i picked up a can that i thought was the drink i was drinking took a swig it was from uh probably about a week ago you've been doing that a lot some mold was in it i definitely tasted the mold yeah yeah i gotta stop it's because i'm drinking so many goddamn sparkling waters every day i drink like six and then i don't always throw them away and that's the problem because i'll and then I don't always throw them away. And that's the problem. Because I'll be like, I got to throw them away. I just got to get better at throwing them away.

And I'm an idiot. And because there's so many cans everywhere, I forget. Like, is this an old one or is this? I guess I'll open a new one. And then I'm wasting it. It's just a good way to stay hydrated. I'm sipping these Trader Joe's sparkling waters with blueberry and blueberry lemonade. It looked like a Minute Maid logo at first.

I was like, is that just lemonade? Are you drinking pink lemonade, dude? Dude, I used to love pink lemonade. Pink lemonade is- The powdered, I think it was just the Minute Maid. No, they're in the barrels. Yeah, that's Minute Maid, right? That's Minute Maid.

Yeah, you just- And then- Shit burn my throat though. Oh, lemonade always does that. Now, dude, I was, Jackson bought some lemonade. And so I pour myself a cup and, you know, I'm drinking it. And I'm just like, maybe I just didn't notice it when I was a kid. Or maybe it's because I'm, oh, I don't know what it is.

But that shit burns my chest. Oh, it burns everything, man. It's just straight acid. Lemonade is three ingredients, water, sugar, and acid, essentially. Just lemon juice. Acid? Yeah, like LSD. It's just LSD lemonade is three ingredients water sugar and acid essentially just lemon acid yeah like lsd it's just lsd water and sugar um god i don't really drink lemonade that often just because it hurts my throat and my chest so much i get such bad heartburn when i drink shit like that sucks to suck yeah it does sorry you don't have to apologize for anything man just. Just take a sec.

Okay. Well, let's move on then. Okay. Dude, I can't do this much longer if you're going to treat me like this on the podcast. Sorry. I'm out of super mega. I leave. I wish that's how I handled every interaction.

No, too bad. It's like it makes me better. Yep. too bad. It's like, it makes me better. Yep. It does. What's funny? Your face. It is. I know.

Isn't it? It is. I know. What about it? Just, it's goofy. Thanks. I know. It's not goofy.

You're a handsome young man. I know. that's wonderful but not like if that happened in real life I'd be annoyed I know you would it's so annoying dude it's like I knew someone like that once

what's their name I don't know that's my cousin oh Where they would, they would. What's their name? I don't know. Doxum, Doxum, Doxum, Doxum, Doxum. That's my cousin. Oh. Wait. The cousin? No, not that cousin.

Oh, okay. I had a cousin that used to do that when we were kids. He'd be like, hmm, I know. Yep. And he would just go, hmm. I remember one time we were in a big fight and he was pissing me off and he kept going, hmm. Didn't you punch him?

That was a different cousin. Okay. I was like, I was like, I was like, stop. And he goes was a different concept I was like stop and he goes hmm and I was like stop and he does it but like he would turn his head up a little bit with each one like and he was walking out of the room

and I'd be like shut up and he'd slowly look back and go hmm and I was oh it makes my blood boil to this day why didn't you go beat him up cause I would have gotten in trouble with my mom and his mom give him a fucking noogie teach him a lesson you know

boys will be boys man no I would have gotten in a lot of trouble and then my mom you're a bully Matthew I'm like he was being but because I'm the older cousin you know it's like that whole thing when you're kids he's only two years three years younger than me but it's like when you're kids it's like, you know, they can be as immature as they want and annoying.

But because I'm older, it's my responsibility to be an adult about the situation. So it's like if he's doing that and I grab him and I smash his puny little fucking head through the drywall, I'm the one that gets in trouble because it's like you're the older one. You know, you should you should know better I do like reddit videos of like kids messing with older kids or adults and all of a sudden the adult will like push them down and it's like you just realize it's like that kid is messing with

just a force that he has no idea exists it's a reality check for those kids good they need it I think some of them no I've seen videos where it's like it'll be like an 11 yearyear-old that's just being a complete asshole to someone, and the person will just like- Like slapping them and shit. Yeah, and then the person will just like use their foot just to swipe them down, and they

fall so fast. And I gotta say, it's satisfying. I saw one where some guy just picked someone up and threw him on the ground, and the kid just was like, it always ends with them crying and running off to their mammies. Kids, kids gotta learn. Can't go run off to your mammies. Hiding behind your mother's skirt, Clyde Cash.

Bro, what were you doing just there? Scratching my balls, dude. I could tell, man. You got, that looked nice. That looked like a very satisfying ball scratch. It was. Sometimes you get the satisfying ones. Sometimes you just gotta get in there deep.

You know what I'm saying? You do, and it feels good. It feels great we watched a parasite last night it was like my third or fourth time i want to say fourth time but uh it was your second how did you what did you think about it knowing everything from a to b what was going to happen how was it now like going back through the film just as enjoyable and i saw doesn't doesn't yeah it it it's like it clears it up it's like oh that's why you know for example that's why it won best picture that's why i loved it so much originally that's why i had such a good experience in the theaters it wasn't just edibles it was it was i i think oh dude anyways what i was saying was i think that um i noticed a lot more things that

i'm like oh i noticed that now like like foreshadowing things and stuff that i wouldn't have caught the first time i watched it no spoilers there was just one shot that still i'm like very impressed by but it's brutal and they just made it look really real a certain someone gets a certain yeah and it looks really real maybe i'll bleep some of that a certain bloop gets a certain bloop bloop onto their bloop it just looks very real yeah yeah it's fucking phenomenon phenomenon dude well the part that always uh uh actually uh i will uh i don't know what the time code would be but i just want to talk about something that i noticed and it was just like it's he did it so effectively and i want to rave about it but i can't without skip skip ahead a little bit spoiling it but i but the people who listen to just audio

don't get the luxury of seeing the time code just do a little do a little tap the little plus 15 seconds thing uh no i don't want people to this is a movie that i want well if they really don't want it spoiled they'll just no they'll just turn this podcast off no they'll they'll skip ahead a little bit yeah but then they'll be in fear of getting in the middle of the sport they won't get in the middle of it yeah we'll all they want we'll do it quick oh will we don't you want to talk about movies i do i do so bad yeah we're giving a fair spoiler warning right now. That's a fair spoiler warning. I'll put up the time code here. I will, Ryan. You don't.

Ryan, editing this. Put it. Put the time code here. For audio listeners of the podcast, skip the time code 10 minutes and 40 seconds to remain spoiler free. If you'd like to listen to more Super Mega, turn over the tape anyways so what i found so effective uh was the part um when the the protagonist family the the mother of that family kicks the the other housekeep the ex housekeeper down the stairs and then she hits her head what What I found so effective and that I love about the directing and the writing is that he does it so in a way

that you're shocked by it happening, but it's because of the things that he leads up to in terms of like the little cookie crumbs he's leading up to that to make it really hit. Like while this is going on, there's a time constraint already in place but before that you're like oh the family's on their way then it's like eight minutes away you're like fuck they're really in a hurry so they're going through there's kind of like a

comedic hurry like we got to get this you know everything mom and dad are gonna be home soon yeah clean up the party i gotta cook i gotta find out what this shit is and so there's this part where the ex-housekeeper is running up the stairs because the family's finally home and she's going to reveal this, you know, the secret. So there's a comedic punch in the very next thing with the mother kicking her. It's like this. And you're laughing and you're watching her tumble down the stairs like, oh, so you're kind of like you have this kind of laughter. You have a smile on your face. She hits that concrete

there's no sound effect it's just a and the music stops and all of a sudden it's just all of that leading up to that one moment that makes you go from smiling to just Jesus and it's so effective to use something comedic right before smashing to something that should be serious

because it's not only a jarring image, but the emotions evoked through the scene is also jarring. It was just, I just had to rant about just that one little piece that I loved. And it's really so much. And there's so much more throughout the whole movie. Like the part where there's certain blocking that they do where I'm like,

he put thought into that. Like when the mother is talking about her child and, and the child starts playing from the right side of the room to the left side, um, they had to like, that's choreographed for him to go that way, but they make it seem so natural to where it's like,

I'm glad they added these little details to make the conversation feel more real and the house more lived in instead of just an a and B shot direct. Like the camera work is so, is so particular and there's so much I love about that movie and, uh, I'll end spoilers here unless you have anything else to say. No, I was just going to say that, uh, that whole scene leading up to the, the head hit part, there's like such a sense of urgency. And then that just like, is where it's like, oh no, that was really bad.

Like it just seals the deal. It's so, I get, I get so jazzed talking about it. And spoilers here. And this is where Matt and I will just say, please go watch Parasite. It's not done with the wind, but... What about Sunset Boulevard? What the hell was that?

It's fucking... Go watch it, though. It's a great movie. Every time I watch it... I couldn't hear what you said you're not part of this I said Parasite was a good movie she's got nothing

what if she said what the hell is that what about Gone with the Wind what about Gone with the Wind Sunset Boulevard another movie that I want to recommend people to go watch that i saw in theaters like weeks ago but i don't know i forgot if i recommended it um i for some reason the reason i got frazzled is because at first i was like the girl with the dragon tattoo and i'm like no that's not the movie portrait of a woman on fire yes the portrait of the woman on fire i'm going to see it tonight

it's so good i'm going to see it tonight. I can't wait to hear your opinion. I think in terms what I want to give for you to to kind of notice in the film to be they use it specifically and there's not too much of it. It's not overbearing but they use it specifically in ways in terms of in the way scenes work out. It's a French movie, right? Yeah. Okay. I gotta listen to French all night? Yeah.

It's good. It's a good movie. No, I'm excited. I'm really excited. Do girls kiss? Do girls kiss? Yeah, they do. They do way more than kiss. No, I'm excited. I'm really excited. Do girls kiss? Do girls kiss? Yeah, they do. They do way more than kiss. Bro, do they scissor? You want to spoil it? I don't want to spoil it.

Oh, that means they scissor, dude. Fuck. Dude, what if I was just like, every time the girls kiss in the movie, I'm in the theater. I'm just like, fuck yeah. They scissor in The Handmaiden. Oh, oops. Dude. I got to go watch it now. Have you seen The Handmaiden? No, I haven't. You should. The Handmaiden's tale or? The Handmaiden. Oops. Dude. I got to go watch it now.

Have you seen The Handmaiden? No, I haven't. You should. The Handmaiden's tale or The Handmaiden? The Handmaiden, the Korean film. Korean film? Fuck yeah, dude. Dude, I love some scissoring, right bro?

Yeah. I got in trouble for searching that when I was in middle school. My mom found it. Dude, I cut my hand so bad this week in four different places on all going from my palm up to the middle of my uh middle finger and they're evenly spaced slices and it was from lifting a very heavy uh tv and somehow i guess my hand was sweaty and it just sliced into my hand like four times and it sucks oh it hurts so fucking bad look at that that, dude. Hurts to grab things. Yeah, if you get a cut on your palm

or anywhere on your hand, you don't realize how... It's because I don't have calluses, so it's just... You have little baby LA hands, dude. I got the hands of a soy boy. You do. I've been drinking too much soy. So do I. I have very soft hands. But I've lifted some boxes in my day.

I've lifted a box here and there. Yeah. I've got my hands. I've had to grab a hold of some pallets and shuffle them around, you know? Yeah, dude. I've had to lift boxes of sound foam here and there around studios. And I got very soft hands because I just do no manual labor. I remember unloading the grocery truck at night at Food Lion. We always had those Thursday night trucks, man.

They'd come in. Luckily, we weren't a busy store, so some stores would have to unload two trucks a week. We only had to do one. God damn, bro. Two trucks a week? Yeah. Not me. Not our Food Lion.

I remember unloading shit. Maybe now. At Chick-fil-A. And it would be like, they come at four in the morning. Yep. There was one where it was like, I had a test the next day, but I had to stay till 2 a.m. They don't give a fuck if you have a project due the next morning. Jobs are like, well, you should have planned better.

It's like, bro. I'm not in college. I'm in high school. Like I need to do well to get into a decent college, which I did not. But then I cheated my way into. I didn't cheat. You cheated? No, I just sent in my grades from a technical college that were all A's back from when most of the classes were like freshman 101.

That's not cheating. So they thought I was an all A's student. It's just a... Did you omit other like later grades? You can't omit. No, but I mean, did you like not show them later grades? I didn't have to. Hey, then you didn't have to.

It didn't even matter because you gave them money and didn't get a degree anyway. Exactly. They got their fill. They won. You know, the transaction only benefited them. Yeah. Did you learn a lot in college?

I learned so much. No, I'm a stupid boy. I didn't pay attention that much. And I want to say, I want to give myself the excuse, because it's like Jake Paul gives himself, where he's like, you know, I was the smartest one in the class, but I just couldn't help but think, why am I not learning about taxes right now? Fair point, Jake Paul.

Fair point made by literally a million people before you. It would be nice for you to learn algebra, just a little bit of algebra, maybe some history, a little bit of English never hurt anyone either. No, English is good. There's like, there are certain basic math, there's things that basic science, basic math, basic, like just basic history. yeah basics so i think i think basics but then like fucking why am i in ap statistics it's like why what am i gonna do with that if unless i'm planning on going into a stim makes you a makes you a better party or you have more to conversate about and you can

come off as smarter maybe yeah so how about that correlation causation right like you grab me another miller yeah so the p value of this one set of figures it's like i only got put in ap statistics I'm wiping away tears man dude I'm glad that made you crack up so I had this teacher in high school I won't name her but she was a bad teacher um and she

was your mom a teacher? was it her? no my mom didn't teach high school is your mom a bad teacher? my mom was a good teacher how do you know? are you biased? no my mom's told I've called my mom before I'm I'm like, mom, come on. Because she'll tell me about sometimes like. A kid will act up.

Yeah, she's just, she's strict. She, you know, she's a strict teacher. And I think I feel a bit of sympathy because I was a little troublemaker in school. I know you were. Yeah. Sometimes I kind of feel, I'm like, oh, mom, that was really detention for that. Sorry. Yeah.

But at the same time, I'm like'm like she's she's 60 and she's had to put up with kids her whole life she's probably just done she's like i don't get paid enough for this you're going to detention it's like stop being an asshole yeah um but i had this teacher uh kind of built like mike wazowski and she was um she taught she taught math built like mike wazowski best way i can describe it. What do you mean by that? You look at, picture Mike Wazowski. Like they didn't have a neck and like their shoulders and head kind of melded into one. And they had long legs and long arms.

The best way I can describe it is just like a Mike Wazowski type. We saw a woman that looked like Mike Wazowski once. Dude, oh my God. She was for like the Liberty Bell. That's mean. It is Bell. That's mean. It is mean. It's mean. We were at a gas station in Nashville and there was a woman and we were like, wow.

But the reason why it's funny is not because it's like, her legitimate shape was that of a bell. I've just never seen one so like spot on. It was like. And it's, I mean, I'm built like a fucking broken toothbrush. That's hilarious. I laugh at how goofy you look thanks man i laugh at how goofy you look too no big boy baby i uh anyway this teacher she was she had a lot of controversies and stuff and i had her one year and i had I probably had a C minus in her class. And it was the day where they're deciding, like, what math class we're going to be putting next year.

So I sit down. She's like, Matthew, your grades are not the best, but I like your I like your moxie. I'm going to put you in a piece. I like the fact that you're white. You know, if there was a black student who was a C minusminus student, I might just refer him back to Algebra 1. He might actually have to take the class again. Maybe pre-Algebra. Pre-Algebra.

But, Matthew, you're going to AP Statistics. You're milky white skin. Something tells me a C, he can do better. Oh, and I remember we had an entire – yeah, but she put me in AP Statistics, which I fucking – I bombed at so bad because I was not ready for that. I wasn't even ready for the class I was in with her. So I'm like, I was like, thank you. She actually ended up getting fired. And actually the police had to come escort her out because she kept coming to school.

And like coming to her job to teach and the police came to the classroom one day during class and took her out. Jesus. And that was the end of that. Then you never saw her again? Nope. Why, what did she do? Like, she just got fired. And I think she was she's like no i'm still gonna come teach or something like you remember being in the class when did she got i wasn't i

just heard about it was a it was big i had friends that were in the class it was like a big thing around the school that day yeah but uh i hope she's doing well wherever she is but um i remember we had a whole lesson like a whole semester where we didn't learn any math. We just built Native American flutes. She's like, music's math. Think about music waves. So she had this guy come in, this like buff Native American guy. We just watch Numbers.

She did the same thing. She'd make us watch. It was that crime show where they solved crimes using math. It was one of those shows. Sure wasn't numbers? It might have been numbers, man. But she would just be like, ah. She was a young teacher and flirted with like the elderly, not elderly, but the older male students.

To elderly students? No, but I guess not flirted. Maybe I'm just being, maybe I was jealous. But she took a certain liking to a certain type of student, if you catch my drift. Like all the popular kids somehow aligned with being on good terms with her. And all the quiet students, she felt annoyed with a lot. I think she was seeking validation from those popular students because maybe she wasn't popular in high school. Now she's in this position.

So she's like. She got fired pretty quick. I don't know why, but she got fired. My school had some... There was a teacher that was banging a student for six months straight in the school, actually. Really? And they found out because

I think one of the girl's friends found a love letter she had written to the teacher and then gave it to the parents. And he went to jail. Also, it was apparently not his first time. There's a lot of like stories. He was 16, he was 40. I bet you every school has a story

of a teacher being inappropriate with a student. Every single fucking school. Yeah, there's not enough. I don't think there's enough monitoring that goes on in schools because think about it. Eventually, you're're gonna get one fucking creep yeah because you hire all these adults with really no background and honestly at the end of

the day you can't even background screen some of these people if it's like if they have no history of this or anything but then they're in this a lot of the reasons people don't have a history of it is because people will just help cover it up like adults will be like a lot of the times you'll find that a wife if they know about a husband's acts will kind of try to protect the husband because they're also in some sort of denial and it's you know there's

and it's also bad press for like a school district so they'll try to cover a lot of things up I mean just think about what they've done with church like religion in the Catholic Church oh yeah talk about cover-ups it's unbelievable is that the sound of a of the pope that's the sound of a pope walking into a to a catholic boarding school whoa i'm just didn't was the pope ever just was the pope ever was any pope ever discovered no the popes helped hide that shit

yeah I mean do you think the popes were ever in on it yeah probably bring me your best child I mean they're the head of of the church I imagine that they I bet you the pope is like a postmates for that kind of shit cause here's the thing it's not gore and like be like extra condiments and shit.

Bring me 12. Bring me 12 young. 12 of 12. 12 young. Extra condiments. Because the thing is- I'll take some Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Oh, Jesus. Well, the thing is, it's like, it's been going on in the Catholic Church for so long and it's not like this just flew under the radar

of the leader of the- Oops! Wait! You guys were doing what this whole time? It's like, oh, sorry, Pope. But they're all talking in unison. So it's like a full crowd. Oh, sorry, Pope.

Oh, you guys. That's the that's that's the new Pope sitcom coming to NBC fall. Pope says the N-word controversy live on stage during stand up. What if the Pope? What would the Pope be dis-Poped if he said the N-word what does it take to have to be on no because that means jesus technically said it because he speaks through he speaks god's word right was he speaking god's word when he slapped that asian woman everyone she like grabbed it was like that was pretty funny was that god was that jesus like stop it

that's god smiting that woman down dude yeah now she's gonna god god has smited back in the day god god's been through some smiting motherfucking like ritualistic bullshit god god really enjoyed smiting at one point i mean he still does there was a point where even he was just kind of like um killy kill your son maybe hey maybe kill your son maybe cut his penis uh cut his penis uh cut his penis but don't kill him kill the kill one of your livestock instead oh all right why aren't we sacrificing livestock anymore angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether

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Sunday. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. What was the purpose of sacrificing livestock back in those days? Was it supposed to be like to prove that you love God? So it's like it's like the I'm taking the life of this creature and giving you its blood. You are worth so much that we will think about it. Like there's a lot in terms of sacrifice and religion, like the whole a lot of religions do it. about it like there's a lot in terms of sacrifice and religion like the whole a lot of religions do it yeah the jewish faith not so much but the christian religion yes and in well they sacrifice and in the muslim religion they sacrifice their saturdays ryan so okay i think that um well a lot

of like old religion uh even like like aztec stuff you know like that has nothing to do with abrahamic religions they uh well it's still crazy that it melds perfectly into today's shit will be it's so old but like when you think of like oh the aztecs they they used to sacrifice shit and it's like in our text people sacrifice shit or we're almost made to no the son of god was sacrificed on a cross just for everyone so it's like i don't know i mean when there's that type of imagery going on i mean it's not too far off from far off far off far off from the like aztec like beheading taking out the heart while it's still beating bullshit i may seem gory but like putting up a dude up on a cross nailing a dude to a cross and sticking up there sticking him up there to dehydrate his fuck

piercing his uh liver too with a thing oh he was filled with water at that point also the um he's dead i don't remember that was just to prove he was dead is that why they did that yeah they stuck him and then he the water came out or something like that i don't like thinking about that ew icky and then and then i don't remember thinking about that. Ew, icky. And then, and then. I don't remember which, which, uh, it was one of those old, uh, Central or South American ones where they would do that sacrifice where they would really steep steps that were really high and they would, they would kick the person down them. Oh, I just, okay. Yeah.

Right. Or they'd behead them and then kick them down. And then their head would roll down. The head would roll down. Yeah. And they'd have a big, at the top, they'd have a big boiling vat of blood or some shit i don't know dude mel gibson made a movie about it apocalypto yeah i haven't seen it i've seen part of it is it good i don't remember i smell gibson i remember what mel gibson actually plays the the lead no no he doesn't i i was fucking um i watched part of it with my dad and then i went upstairs

sorry i'm just thinking about like like uh what's that movie it's um it's daniel day lewis playing like a white dude that's really good because the native americans taught him like their ways oh i know what movie you're talking about yeah yeah yeah movie um we're like the daft fool went out and like legitimately hunted and lived off of the land to get in character and it's just like you're just crazy but you act well so thank you yeah that's the thing about about method acting is sometimes it's like okay sure I respect it

isn't the talent of acting acting I know that's the usual thing but there is something cool that it does add it makes you feel like it adds a layer to their performance right like when Leonardo DiCaprio ate that bull bullshit whatever he ate in the

revenant like a test no the bison not bull uh the buffalo heart or whatever it's like that's cool it's like oh he's actually eating a heart i guess cool yeah it's like that's i i it's like a cool story but like does it make the film does it make the film better i think that was the sacrifice cool yeah it's like that's I it's like a cool story but like does it make the film does it make the film better I think that was the sacrifice that he made

for getting an Oscar he's like I'll eat the heart of this animal god that's my sacrifice see he was just doing the same thing he did back in the day

yeah he told the lord he said I will I will eat the heart of a bison wasn't it for the revenant yeah it was for the revenant okay

surprising I haven't seen The Revenant. It's good. But surprising of all his movies. I think you'd like The Revenant. I probably would. It's just that classic motto-y motto. Man on man?

Man and man. Oh. For some reason I was like, oh, man on man. E is and my man. I thought you said mono on mono. No, mono-y mono. Yeah, man. Mono on mono, mono e mono mono on mono

as soon as I said man on man my mind started racing with just sexual thoughts and now I'm distracted how far are we? I don't know do you think I can read? one second I do have perfect vision but you know

32 wow only 32 minutes 32 huh nice i didn't spill it though unlike someone who the last two podcast episodes i spilled a drink on the carpet of the podcaster what you gotta say for yourself got nothing to say for yourself shaking his head listeners can't see that but don't do that fucking face at me dude

he's doing the hmm I can hear it in my head you're not making the sound but I can hear the hmm y'all know the thing you shut your eyes and you do you get that little smug smile and you stick your chin and go yeah I was I'm going. Yeah.

I was. I was. I was going. I was. It looks so goofy. Imagine like a fucking CEO doing that and like a board meeting. Squire. That's what I picture.

That type of shit. Picture like King Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Squire. You're boring me. Bring me spaghetti of meatball, spaghetti of meatball bring me bring me cream cream of spaghetti please georgia and be a doll fetch that jaw cream from the top shelf for me you know i always say the secret to making a good spaghetti slapping a slapping a good old cup of cream on it that might not be bad actually what not i'm not a cup of cream like not like a whole like like you're like i'm not talking about pouring it over the spaghetti but i'm talking about maybe like a little bit of cream and spaghetti sauce

i think uh you put some sour cream in some spaghetti that would be good i don't know about that one yeah you're fucking with me i could tell you i'm sure you were like go try it i feel like that would taste good sour cream and spaghetti you mix it in a little bit of spaghetti yeah no okay wait i'm cream cheese sorry not sour cream cream cheese still not getting it for me that didn't make it any better. Come on. A little bit. A little bit better. A little bit better than sour. Come on. Come on. Just try it, please.

You're like pitching this to me with like everything. Dude, it's probably really good. Sour. Like, not sour cream. Cream cheese is the secret ingredient to making a lot of foods delicious. Come on, man. Just try it. Please.

For me. For me. Put some cream cheese in spaghetti. You won't regret it. I promise. You won't regret it. You know what I'm saying some cream cheese and spaghetti. You won't regret it, I promise. You won't regret it. You know what I'm saying? Cream cheese and spaghetti, you won't regret it. That's good.

Yeah, right? Yeah. See, that novice is going to blow up because people are going to start putting, millennials are putting cream cheese in their spaghetti. And no one knows. Millennials listen to one podcast and now they're putting cream cheese in their spaghetti. Here's why. And then the tagline will be like, you won't regret it.

See, I'm doing your job for you, BuzzFeed. Very, very, very easy. Is BuzzFeed the same as it was? Are they still like top five farts that have existed ever? farts that have existed in ever. As an avid daily user of BuzzFeed, I think that they're, yeah, they're about the same.

I don't remember the last time I saw a BuzzFeed article, honestly. Are they recommended too often anymore on YouTube? Let me see. Some go down? No, they aren't. Or maybe we just, our YouTube recommendations are so specific now that they're like, oh, they've never clicked a BuzzFeed video.

They're not going to, you know, really watch this. So we're just going to stop recommending it to them. Let's look at BuzzFeed stocks. Let's see how they're doing. Does BuzzFeed have, no. Oh, BuzzFeed does have stocks. Let's see how they're doing, bro. No, wait, nevermind.

BuzzFeed does not have stocks. Do they? No, I guess not. Damn, bro. I want to join BuzzFeed, though. I want to be like a lead writer for BuzzFeed. So, BuzzFeed, if you're hiring, pull me out of this hellhole of super mega.

Snatch me up and let me write some articles for you guys because I can write real good BuzzFeed articles. That's the name of this episode. It will be. It's HM. It will. It's going to be a new thing we're going to start doing to each other. It's just going to

boil my blood, dude. That's what Chris Chan does. But it's like on the phone. Every time there's stress, it's like... I have a friend that does that too. I know. I know that friend. What?

Nothing. You wouldn't get it. It's kind of cold tonight. Man up. That's fine. Is it getting warm in this bar? No, it's kind of cold tonight. Ah, man up. That's fine. Ah, is it getting warm in this bar? No, it feels perfect. I miss hearing that. Just in the other room, just like...

Ah, shit. Shit. Fuck. What's up, man? Nothing. Just, uh... Just nothing. don't worry about because it's like when you make this it's like you want someone to ask you wouldn't get it you want someone to ask that's that i love that one you wouldn't get it that's fucking arthur and now back to arthur bro i used to fuck with arthur so hard

listen here mar Murray dude I fucking did you ever watch Arthur what do you get it's so stupid it's such a stupid movie it really is a stupid fucking movie but it's well acted yeah absolutely

you're my dad did you see Arthur ever not the movie not the TV show Arthur the aardvark Did you see Arthur ever? Not the movie. Not the TV show? The TV show. Arthur the Aardvark? Yes, of course I've seen it.

Have you seen the new 3D show? I'm sorry, what's with the tone with that? Because we've talked about Arthur so much in our past. I don't remember ever talking about Arthur. You never... Dello Beasts could make a super mega talks about Arthur compilation. Absolutely not. I don't think I've mega talks about Arthur compilation. Talking about Arthur? Absolutely not. Absolutely. I don't know. I don't think I've ever brought up Arthur.

Are you kidding me? I am not fucking with you. Are you kidding me? I don't think I've ever brought up Arthur on this podcast. That's bullshit. You've even done the same now back to Arthur joke before. That's not bringing up Arthur. That's cool. We've talked about Arthur before. What have we talked about?

You've been like, one of those times where like, for some reason I remember an episode of Arthur where his sister spreads I don't know, a virus and then butt fucks Arthur. I don't know. You just Oh yeah, I do remember that episode. Where DW spreads a virus and butt fucks Arthur.

We talked about Arthur before. When I was like four, I had a dream. I was like... And that's another big topic. You talk about dreams a lot because you have a lot of goofy dreams. I don't know if I talk about this one.

This one does have to do with Arthur, though. I was at like an attic in an old Victorian house and then DW walked in and I pissed my pants and I woke up and I had wet the bed. I was like at four years old. This wasn't like... Was she scary? No, it just happened. Was she little? I sure freud could dissect the shit out of that but like

i don't i don't i don't know you know you know what's going on yeah i was probably i was just my dreams have been weird lately stop kissing the microphone dude so there's sensual kisses too and now back to ar tell me something I've talked about Arthur before why would I fucking know see exactly I'm not making it up we've talked about Arthur before multiple times I'm sure yes 100%

you just yelled like John Goodman just like the same tone did you say there's a 3D Arthur yeah it's gross and disgusting why would they do that it's bad it's? Yeah, it's gross and disgusting. Why would they do that? It's bad. Look up. It's the new Arthur.

It's what Arthur is now. Oh, wait. Let me see this. Arthur. I remember. Because remember in between episodes, they would do that thing where they'd go to like an elementary school or a middle school and everyone would like, they'd interview kids and stuff.

I remember like I dreamt that would happen to my school. Arthur. I'm trying to find uh the new arthur me too i remember mr ratburn got married mr mr ratburn's gay wedding that was a big thing oh this is sorry this is arthur's missing it was a movie i guess not the new show but still dude that is ugly it's 3d arthur that looks horrible oh dude arthur has a ninja sex party poster in his room dude that is that is that is 3D Arthur. That looks horrible. Oh, dude, Arthur has a ninja sex party poster in his room.

Dude, that is disgustingly gross. That animation. Right? Was their budget $25 on this one? That's horrifying. Oh, come on. People worked hard. I rest my case. He just showed me a frame of the movie. Are you sure that's not just someone's rendering of DW in a chair?

No, I'm sorry. It is. It's a 3D model collection. That's what I thought. You're not watching what I'm watching, which is Arthur cartoon, Arthur and Pals the movie. Dude, it's not. Ryan, how far off is it? Yeah, I know.

I'm not. I still rest my case. It's not oh yo uh francine's finding something she's running there's arthur there's arthur yeah he's talking to some young youngins why is arthur talking to children why would you still keep the same muted color palette in a 3D animation? To show the kind of bleakfulness of Arthur's life. Because like, you know how the old show, I'm not saying like it's not colorful, but just because of back then, like when you watch it on an old TV, it's not my memories of Arthur

aren't of like vivid color. It's just kind of, you know, watching it on a tube television type vibe. Yeah. And so when I see this and they still have kind of the colors feel somewhat muted. It's like, no, just make it more colorful. Up the shading on that shit too. Come on. I know. Remember when he decked that little bitch DW in the jaw and clocked her right in the face?

I'm not. You remember that episode? Wait, what? Yes. Okay. Yeah, I wasn't making a hypothetical. Yes. He's like i told you not to touch it i mean he just punches her in the face yeah we have talked about arthur because i remember we talked about this specific episode before well history repeats itself here we are again talking about arthur punching his sister in the face she deserved it though she really did she had it coming she was being a bitch did she break his toy or some shit okay so he was working on like a model airplane that was like real it was like arthur's

like pride and pleasure and this is arthur we're talking about arthur the arthur yeah he's he's a little and and he tells dw don't touch don't touch this this is my model plane don't touch it doesn't actually fly it's just a model and what is dw's dumb ass dude goes in his room and not only not only touches it throws it at the fucking second story window so it's gonna it's smashed into a bunch of pieces and then she comes up to arthur with the smug ass like oh you toy bro and arthur was already having a shit day you know what so i don't blame him for doing what he did he acted out yes it was wrong but dw had to learn sometime like we're talking about earlier in the podcast kids gotta learn sometimes yeah perfect example of

that arthur clocked her right in the jaw taught her a lesson there you go good one of my favorite youtube poops is from that episode actually i think my favorite episode you remember you remember the bully hey arthur yes and he's that's arthur isn't that what he sounded like uh Binky yeah Binky he's like I just Arthur walks up with a pencil

and he's like hey Binky you forgot your pencil and then Binky just texts him in the face I was talking about the episode where he's like hey Arthur

your dad's a bit light in the loafers and then Arthur's like what and then he goes home and like talks to his dad it's like the big like anti-h homophobia episode

is that real yeah you're fucking with me the little pause right there hey Arthur your dad's a friend of Dorothy what good shit right there man that was a good binky laugh thanks you know Steven Crowder used to voice

binky oh he didn't yeah he did i know steven crowder did something with arthur but he didn't voice binky voiced binky he might have voiced binky he might have or he did i don't think he voiced maybe he did voice binky you don't know it's loading right now man service is a little low right now okay steven crowder hootie voice arthur intro louder with crowder version no dude he was in the shitty fucking movie we were talking about wait really shitty 3d one who'd he play who'd he play i got it uh i have to go on the wiki after palace sk escapes from his house,

Arthur enlists the aid of his friends to help find his missing dog. Okay, let me see who Stephen Crowder played. This is 2006, okay? I take it back. It's allowed to look that shitty because it's 2006. I thought that it was recent.

I was like, wow, that doesn't look good. Okay, let me go down. Stephen Crowder. Does he play his dad? No way. Arthur. Now, Arthur, there's only two genders. Wait, Alan the aardvark?

I think he plays his dad. No way. I got to go listen to his dad. I got to go on Steven Crowder's IMDb now. Arthur dad. No, I'm just going to type in Alan aardvark. There's a great scene where Arthur's dad sits down with Arthur to tell him there's only two genders. Is his name not Alan Aardvark?

Maybe he plays his weird uncle. No, he played Alan. Okay, and in the TV show he did too. He played Alan the Brains. Oh, wait, wait, remember there was that character the Brain? He played the Brain Arthur the Brains Let me show you Arthur

He's a third grade student He played this kid That's Stephen Crowder Stephen Crowder What the fuck? Oh, dude. What the hell? This... So I'm listening to...

So, wait a second. Hold on. Oh, shut up. Hurry up and get to Crowder. That's Steven? That's Steven, yeah. That's little Steven? That's little Steven. That might be a newer episode with a newer voice actor, but at least in 2000-2001 he voiced the brains.

Voiced it. He voiced the brains. I want to see an old clip of the brains because that's... I got some old clips of some brains. Yeah, I know you do. You getting some brain? Yeah, bro.

This will be his voice, actually know you do. Get it? Yeah. You getting some brain? Yeah, bro. Oh, this will be his voice, actually. Hold on. I gotta... I gotta wait for the brains to pop up. Hold up. Oh, here it is. That's Steven, bro. That's Lil' Steven.

That's tiny Lil' Steven, man. In the flesh. Anyways. So, Arthur. And now, back to Super Megacast. Yeah. No more Arthur talk. Da-dow-dow.

I'm sick of him. Da-dow-dow. Da-dow-dow. That's Reading Rainbow, dude. That's not even Arthur. Yeah, whatever. It's still the same vibe. Yo, but you remember how he'd sit in the circle and then he'd fall?

Yes, yes. Woo! Yep. Good shit, man. DW! I fucking hate DW. There's something about her. I hate everything about her.

Really? She pisses me off, man. Yeah, I never really liked her too much either. She's snide. She's conniving. She's smug. You know, back in the day i actually did not like megan from drake and josh i thought you said for family guy it took it took i carly to bring me around to like megan because i liked marina cosgrove and i was like you know what megan's kind of funny she's she's goofing on some on drake

she's goofing on some boobs yeah she's goofing she's goofing on just a couple of boobs. And here's the thing, actually. Megan and DW both have that type of aura about them, right? Yep. What's Miranda up to these days? Cosgrove? Come be on an episode of Drunk Drawing, Miranda Cosgrove. Yo, Miranda Cosgrove wants to come be on anything with us. I would freak out.

That'd be so cool. Come on an episode. Play some Minecraft with us i would oh i'd freak out that'd be so come on an episode play some minecraft with us miranda car dude or just just like a one-off of us playing minecraft with miranda cosgrove she's not even playing she's just sitting there with us internet do your thing we're about to break the internet two let's players just broke the internet by playing minecraft with an old i carly star what is she i mean she's probably just enjoying uh retirement and shit now right retirement she's like 20 what yeah but if you're a child star is she is she our age 25 26 no she's older she's older dude the thing she's older she's like she's 28 you're 29 you're able to she's near her 30s you You're able to retire. If you're like a child star, you know?

Like, let's see. Let's see. My Randa. Dude, I used to listen to her music. She's 26 years old. She's 26? Yeah. I guess the age difference when I was younger seemed so much. She's just a year older than me. When I was younger,

I used to fall asleep listening to her music and imagining she was asking me out on a date. Let's see. She's 26. Yeah, you're right. She's got birthday coming up.

Wait, why did Miranda Cosgrove disappear? She alleges Sony music axed her from their books following the accident, which left her continued to a wheel confined to a wheelchair for months. Freddie today just looks like he put on like the age app when he was younger and just added stubble. What was that guy's name?

His something Cress. He's Nathan Cress. Nathan Cress. He's a huge Christian. Is he? Yeah, he's a huge Christian. He looks like a huge Christian. He gives off,

he has a kid. Yeah, he got married in 2015. Jeanette McCurdy. There's something where it's like you see him and then you see his face and it's like what it doesn't make sense right he still looks like he's could star in iCarly he could still star in iCarly the exact same I think he's guessed it on the episode dude I have such a crush on Jeanette McCurdy and that one time I got in that uber with her by pure luck. Did she talk at all?

She did. I told you we talked. Wait, you talked to her? Yeah. I didn't know. Wait, about what? I never acknowledged that I knew who she was, but. You were just like, hey, yeah.

No, no, no. She started the conversation. She was in the backseat and I was up front and it was really weird. And the Uber driver had no idea where he was going. So she started asking me if I knew where like a certain location was. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah i've been there and then we started talking you turned around and like you looked and all of a sudden like you looked back and all of a sudden your heart was like i know who that is no i know who it is because i i just thought it was weird

um and then did you how did you know who it was because i saw her in the rear view mirror when i was sitting up front and i was like and then you like did a double check you were well i was like whoa and then i looked at the uber driver phone, which had on his dashboard and it said current writer Jeanette. And I was like, oh my God, holy shit. And she was doing, she was doing carpool. No, no, no. My Uber driver just fucked up and picked me up before he dropped her off.

And actually he picked me up where he was supposed to drop her off. And then he drove us around for about 10 minutes, just around the area, going up on curbs, going into parking lots. It was wild. He had no idea what he was doing. So you just got to spend, I remember that. You spent a good time with Jeanette McCurdy.

The Lord just put me in a car with Jeanette McCurdy for about 10 minutes for absolutely no reason. Lucky man. Yeah. She was going to, I think, a casting thing. She has 7.4 million followers on Instagram? Yeah, she's still big, man. What?

The only really luck I've run into was seeing Aaron Paul at an aurora concert i saw aaron hansen at an aurora concert that's right and then i saw the guy from game of thrones who plays uh the uh oh my god i'm already forgetting just because i'm done with that show and it's like it disappointed me so and like my brain's like just forget everything it hurts you just have to like lord handsome i forgot you took a picture with aaron paul yeah with brent i know brent's brent asked for the picture and i was like no let's not and then he was like yeah come on come on man hey come on come on take the picture aaron paul was super super nice that's what i've

heard i heard he's a really sweet individual, especially to fans. Yeah. We love taking pictures too, so if you guys ever see us in public, feel free to come on up and ask for a picture. It never bothers us. Unless we're masturbating. Yeah, if we're masturbating in public, leave us alone. Don't talk to us. But if we're not masturbating in public, please feel free to come up and take a picture. Thank you. But yeah, man,

have I seen any recent celebrities out in public? Trying to think of the last one I saw I can't I haven't seen one in a while Harrison saw like three this week oh he says he sees he saw Elijah Wood

Carson bows for that one he saw Elijah Wood he saw Paul Dano last night at a restaurant and he saw the lead singer from Death Heaven Death Haven

or whatever it's called well he does just go out and just get coffee that's the thing Harrison is always going out to a bunch of hip areas in LA. So I'm surprised. Like, I'm not surprised. But he just has this good look.

They saw Childish Gambino the other day. They saw Donald Glover. Oh, really? Yeah. Wasn't at a coffee shop, though, that they know that he frequents, though? Mm-mm. It was somewhere else. Near the area, though.

So now, but certain celebrities he's seen multiple times, like Natalie Portman in certain areas. It's like, oh, I bet they live in this area. Finn had doxxed Natalie Portman. She put a bunch of stuff on her face so you couldn't tell it was her. Really? What stuff? She just wrapped her head up in a scarf and a bunch of stuff like that. Really?

Definitely Natalie Portman. Did it look like she was wearing a shawl or something? No, just a little like... Oh. Like back in the olden days. Yeah, I saw Julian Cossabonk. Like old Hollywood. I was finding on the phone with my dad.

You saw Jennifer Hudson? Julian Casablanca. Oh, okay. The singer from The Strokes. Don't know who that is. He's in the Lonely Island song, A jukebox can save the world. Oh, okay.

That guy. I walked past him and his son on the sidewalk while I was in a fight with my dad on the phone. So it's my interaction with him. And you saw William H. Macy. Yes. At the Arclight. I also saw Danny DeVito at the Arclight. Only like the top of his head though.

He's short. Everyone surrounding him was just... I couldn't see him because he was that short. But definitely him. He rushed to the elevator. I remember the last celebrity I saw what's his name he was in

one of your favorite full metal jacket I think I saw him at Universal the guy that plays Joker is Joker the guy that goes batshit insane the guy that you saw him? really because he's

also in other stuff he was like in dare dare devil series you saw him yeah what's his name starts the v or ends with a v it's vince something um dude i didn't know that you saw him yeah i saw him at universal i think he was with his son or something that's awesome it's uh yeah vincent d'onofrio fuck man that's fucking sick i had no idea you saw him and it was confirmed because the people on the guide i was like i think i just saw this person and i was like in the because i went with aaron i went with aaron and suzy so you know we got the vip treatment you know because you know went in rome and uh one of the one of the um guides there was like assured me was like i'm like that could have not guides there was like,

assured me, he was like, I'm like, that could have not been him. He was like, no, I mean, he's on the list. So I'm like, oh, okay. So was it when you were going? It was when they brought us where you go and eat at this like kind of buffet area and him and his son were just grabbing food. Man, I remember, it is crazy though,

seeing these people just, because you see them as these characters, as these iconic kind of characters. And all of a sudden they're just kind of like eating at a buffet with like like bad, like shitty cups with water and shit. Yeah. We're all we're all human. We're all human. Yeah.

The same as at least Vincent D'Onofrio is human. Maybe people like Brad Pitt, not so. Yeah. You wouldn't see them there probably. But Vincent D'Onofrio, it's like he can, you know, he'll drink out of a paper cup. And I, uh, fuck it, dude. I remember the days when we would get to go

on free Disney backlot tours with PewDiePie and Markiplier and Jacksepticeye. Yeah. Lord Minion 777. Yeah, all of them. We'd get to go on that shit. It was, uh, they let us ride the rides as many times as we want we could skip the line we got that YouTuber treatment

not us I mean we just tagged along so we got it too but it was all for PewDiePie we were always the kind of posse we were a part of the posse we were never ever I don't really know if we were even part of the posse I think we were just tagging along we were part of the posse I guess we were part of the posse because we were part of the hype men

you know people you know like you know like in Old Greaser you know, you have the head guys and all of a sudden you kind of have the guys just snapping in the background. Yeah, you guys snapping in the background. Yeah, exactly. Oh man. I haven't been to Disney in a while. I just like... Neither have I. I just don't like the vibe. It's just, there's not...

Universal gets empty. So you can just go and like walk around sometimes. But Disney I feel like is always busy and you go to Disney maybe there's downtime you see everything at Disney once twice you go and then it's just like apparently I missed out

I should have gone to Disney a certain day I should have gone to Disney the day after the Oscars why apparently Aurora was there just walking around you could have fangirled you could have ran up and like you and Brent could have gone. I would have, I would have 100% gone up to him and be like, Hey, I know, I know, but I love your music and I would love to get a picture. Like Aurora is like number one. I just find her so great in terms of like who I just like. Let's get her on the podcast. With artists. No, she'd never, never, ever because I honestly don't feel like we,

we stand in line with her morals, I guess. Sorry. I don't mean to interrupt you. I just got a notification. I'm not meaning to put her on a higher pedestal, but I just feel like she's more professional than us. Not more professional,

not more professional. She's just more about like all inclusivity and love and shit. And we're not. We don't really put off that vibe if you catch my drift. But we do believe in it. We do believe in it. I just got a notification from my stinky feet app that says, come back. Daddy needs help with his stinky feet.

What is the stinky feet app? So I saw like an Instagram post for this fucking app app called stinky feet it's this ryan look and it's like a children's game called stinky look look ew stinkiest feet ever and it's like a pool party it's like that type of graphics and basically it's literally like five ads on screen right now but you you play as a girl who's about to have a party a pool party and you have to deck out your does she have stinky feet no her daddy has stinky feet her daddy you have to go clean daddy's yes you have to go clean daddy oh hold on daddy's stinky feet so it doesn't it's a because his stinky feet are ruining the party so you have to go clean his stinky feet

come on it's a real fucking app and i need to get it off my phone because now i'm sure china's watching me and on top of that it gives me these fucking notifications so like i remember i handed some of my phone to look at something once right when one popped down and it's like it's like come help daddy clean his stinky feet to have the best pool party ever and they're like what is stinky feet and i was like that is i downloaded that as a joke i'm gonna delete it right now delete stinky feet delete yeah did you just delete i deleted stinky stinky feet that's unfortunate i feel like it's there's something fucked there like it feels very wrong like anything like like those games just feel super like uh you know what i'm saying like like there's something hidden i do that's that's not right i know what you'm saying like there's something hidden I do that's not right I know what you're saying like those YouTube channels I gotta clean

daddy's stinky feet before the big party and you play as a young girl it's weird we need to train them to love washing our stinky feet it's a conspiracy we're gonna raise the youth to love cleaning our stinky feet when we're older the elite in America

are raising youth to love stinky feet using an app just can't get enough cleaning our stinky feet when we're older. The elite in America are raising youth to love stinky feet using an app. Just can't get enough of those stinky feet. It's Pavlovian. Yeah, it is. It really is. Every time you smell those stinky feet, you're going to want to click the app, give them some ad revenue. It's beautiful, smart. We should make a super mega stinky feet app.

You want to do a foot photo shoot for Patreon? Can we do a stinky boys app? You got to clean the stinky boys. And it's like a Tamagotchi type game where you have to take care of us you gotta clean our goochies and you gotta but like we'll we'll make it funny and like we'll have the character animation like it'll censor out stuff and you like have to wash the gooch and then the stink will go away and then you can feed us and then we can get like fat or we can get like really skinny i think that would be a fun kind of little uh easy button masher type thing i mean we gotta dip our toes into some game development yeah we got a lot of good ideas we've had a lot

of good ideas you know i just want to make a fun little free game throw it to people let people play with it and goof around with it i'm saying hell yeah man fuck yeah man yeah well uh i'm done yeah i'm about done too bring in the music bring it in i'll see you i'll see you next episode of the podcast i guess ladies and gentlemen i guess you will yeah and what about it okay bye yep bye Yep. Bye. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality it can be hard just to know where to start. But now all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20

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