supermegashow - EP 184 - Drake's Fakes

Episode Date: March 18, 2020

We ponder the legitimacy of a photo Matt received of Drake, coronavirus, and try our best news anchor voices. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I can't remember. I think two days ago. And people are... I'm sorry. No, you can... No, go ahead. Go ahead. Come on, come on. No, no, go for it, buddy.

I already said a piece. It's your turn. I was just going to say, people are probably surprised why we're talking about rain. Like, it rains all the time. Never rains in LA. So it's... And from two South Carolina boys, we love the rain. We miss the rain.

We appreciate the rain, especially you, coastal fucking Charleston. I know. Well, you know, you shouldn't enjoy the rain as much because then it could potentially lead to loss of home. Well, it was a welcome loss of home. I love the rain so much. But it's pouring in L.A. today. I'm looking out the window. It's overcast. It's. Hold on. Water's rushing. But it's pouring in LA today. I'm looking out the window. It's overcast.

It's- Hold on, man. Water's rushing. Yeah, let's open up that window up. Let's really open that up. Oh, I like this. I like this atmosphere. I can see it bouncing off the roof, off the neighbor's roof.

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Nice. Nice. Well, welcome guys to episode 184 of our podcast. Another one. Another one, y'all. Another one of many hundreds of the Super Mega Cast. That's right. Yep.

Inching our way to 200 at this point. Close. Very close. 18 184 are we 16 away now yeah some shit like that damn dude we know simple math look at that uh-huh i guess what's what's the most pressing thing in terms of like what's going on right now right is still the coronavirus oh my god yeah it's that's big right now that's real big right now. A pandemic. A pandemic, baby. We are at pandemic levels now. No one's coming from Europe. Unless, I guess, you were traveling and you're an American, you can probably still come over.

Yeah. And that doesn't count the UK and Iceland, right? Or does that? UK and Ireland. Ireland, sorry. It's fucking insane, dude. It seems like yesterday was when it all really just kind of whoop. It was never good, but now all of a sudden it's like everything's shutting down.

Tom Hanks has it. Did you see on the subreddit, someone was like, the boys predicted this Tom Hanks thing. Because recently in a podcast, we were talking about what would be a big celebrity death that would really upset us. Oh my God, you're right. And we have a podcast episode titled Tom Hanks Has AIDS. Oh my God. And in that episode, funny thing is in that episode, we talked about Chet Hanks a lot, like his son.

And now he's in the news real big right now. Why is Chet in the news? Because he posted a video addressing like the state of his parents, where he's like, yeah, yeah guys so my parents got the coronavirus but he's shirtless in it and he's like really like ripped and he has all these tattoos on display like it's just bizarre it's a bummer man well they're the thing is yesterday you were like uh-oh now all the celebrities are getting it but tom hanks he's on australia yeah here let me just show you this does he live in austral No, he's shooting a movie. What movie?

Dude, I don't, Mike Tom Hanks' Agent. Here, let me just show you this. What's up, everyone? Yeah, it's true, my parents got coronavirus. I'm in Australia right now. Dude, I love Chad Hanks. I don't understand how that comes from Tom. Although, do you feel like it's part of his youthful, rebellious nature because his dad was Tom Hanks?

And he's like, no, I'm going to be a rapper with tattoos. Maybe, yeah, dude. Here's the thing, dude. If my dad was Tom Hanks, I wouldn't rebel against that. I'd be like, yo, my dad's fucking Tom Hanks. My dad's Forrest Gump. I'm Baby Gump. And now Tom Hanks has Corona.

I'm Little Forrest. Little Forrest. Little Forrest. Is he like me? No, Forrest. It's the top of his class. That part made me cry so much the first time I saw it, dude. Is he a rapper?

He made me cry so much the first time I saw it, dude. Is he a rapper? Is he? No, Forrest, he's a rapper. Oh. He's a white rapper, Forrest. And then Bubba's next to him. He's like, is he like me?

No, Bubba's a white rapper. Dude. Oh, man. I got this virus that had to do with beer or something. And I kept sneezing. And sneezing. And then, you know, Lieutenant Dan, we got this virus that... Called the coronavirus. It had to do with some corona beer.

A long time ago called SARS. Dude, it's crazy, though. Trump's gonna get it, dude. Everyone's gonna get it. I'm not saying that in like gleefulness oh dude Trump's gonna get it no but like I'm saying like you know there's a lot of crazy headlines going around

but one recently was that some guy who recently met with both Donald Trump and Pence was found to be positive for coronavirus after he had met with it. A Brazilian person. Spokesperson. Spokesperson, yeah.

Damn. And also, you know, the crazy thing about how viruses spread is like the exponential process of it is that we are recording this on Thursday, March 12th. Yes. And this comes out almost a week later, actually, which means- Well, on YouTube. Remember, you can always listen- No, this will be on streaming services a week later.

Wednesday, it comes out on Wednesdays on streaming services. Oh, does it? Yeah. Oh, I forgot. For some reason, oh, it's because, sorry, guys, we're starting,

we started like, we're trying to be responsible adults. And so we're trying to get the podcast done on like Monday. So we record it at the end of the week, edit it at the beginning of next week and put it out mid next week. Yes. So, uh, sorry, I was, I'm still kind of frazzled by that change. Yeah.

Just cause side note, cause now we're, we've partnered with a studio 71. Um, well, as you can see from the descriptions currently on Spotify they're changing that actually I talked to them about it and they're going to change it it was funny we're missing our third member on the podcast the man, the myth, the legend, Studio 71 he just sits there quietly

we partnered with Studio 71 though and they're going to be we gave Rooster Teeth a little kiss goodbye and now we're Studio 71. They're going to be bringing us, for the next year, our ad deals. We've got to start doing things more professionally, I guess. We've got the whips on our back right now to do these. Well, it helps.

It does. The podcast in general. For those who are listening right now on YouTube, just remember that you can, it's on Spotify, on iTunes. iTunes doesn't even exist anymore. I'm sorry, the Apple Music Store, is that what it's called? It's confusing, right? I don't know why they get rid of iTunes. Apple Podcasts.

Apple Podcasts. Everything. It's on everything. Yeah. Two days before. Are we on Google Music? Yeah, we're on Google Play Music. So Android listeners and stuff.

So it comes out early there. You can catch the podcast early. And if you are listening to us through the Apple Store, if you could help us out and give us a five-star rating. We haven't begged for your ratings in quite a few episodes, I'd say. I'd say, I don't know, like 70, 80. Yeah. So if y'all could just you know leave a nice little

review that's only if you like the podcast if you hate it just uh just stop stop listening and never come back dude what don't I'm kidding you can you can come back to hate on us for no no no no don't don't I was saying don't to the audience oh uh but yeah anyway with that being said what I was saying is the fact that this comes out almost a week later and this shit spread so exponentially well the past three days have been huge updates all three days like the past 48 hours just they tom hanks they canceled uh like all sporting events nba canceled their season which is big like we're talking about like e3 was canceled of course we're talking about big corporations that don't really care about the general public.

But they have to because it looks better for them to cancel those events. So they're willing to take the marketing loss over the backlash they would get to staying open if the disease was still around. That's bad, dude. And everything like just in the past few hours. That's how I know it's bad when companies are losing money because of it. Like, E3 is huge. Like, it's such a huge, like, E3 is a giant commercial for everything. South by Southwest?

Yep, South by Southwest. I saw they were saying they might not be able to do it again. Coachella until October was postponed. I think some movie releases are being postponed. They might shut down the entire film TV dude I'm one of my friends was saying I should stop because I like going to the movie theater

I should stop going to the movie theater for the time being because that's just one room just a bunch of seats in and out in and out in and out it's just not it's not viable a lot of people just sitting and incubating and I don't know if like, if it's really to that extent, because if you look at past pandemics that we've had, H1N1,

you know, that one, you know, it's like, if you can help me out here, Matt, whenever I try to talk on something, I always think of something to say, then I'm like, what if people take that wrong? And then I try to reword it in my mind in a different way so that's why I'm getting caught up in this loop anyways basically um I don't know if the fear of h1n1 is greater than the like necessity for all of this like what at what like do you think social media has a point to play do you think it's like this serious I think it's the serious I think it's like yeah oh yeah okay uh yeah i think it is because i was like h1n1 like of course it was more lethal and it infected more people but that we have an end date for that right now we don't have an end date for coronavirus currently right now yes no vaccine no cure and and it seems like just the the way it can stay uh you can have it

for like 12 days without symptoms and be spreading it. You can. Was 2009 our last pandemic? I don't remember when the last pandemic was. Was it swine flu? I thought it was H1N1. Was that a pandemic? Yeah.

Was Ebola a pandemic? Wait, was swine flu or H1N1 2009? I can't remember. Swine flu was H1N1. Oh. Anyways. Yeah, that was 2009 that long oh yeah yeah yeah i was in uh i was in middle school i just don't remember too much i guess because we were young when you're in middle school you know yeah but i i feel like i would have remembered my parents like

being like be careful i don't remember my parents don't sound like that, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, Jim does. Yeah. But I think it's warranted. I mean, the fact that it does kill a lot of people. I was reading some shit. Almost a thousand people in Italy as of right now, like 800-something people have died. I mean, people are dying really fast, too.

Of course, more people are recovering. Yeah. It's still not good that people are dying no and i hear a lot of people you know like my dad for example was like no son the common flu kills more people each year it's like well yeah granted it does have a vaccine we have a vaccine you know then this is like new territory this can mutate you know just because the flu does kill a lot of people doesn't undercut the argument that we shouldn't take this seriously. We're at a big crossroads right now. I think they're going to cancel the Olympics. Oh, damn it, Matt. Is that what you're going to say?

Yes. Oh, I had no idea. um, uh, plague ink, whenever you're playing the game, the goal is to at least last until the Olympics. So that then after you get to the Olympics, you're good. You're like, Oh, I can win this easy now, essentially.

But, uh, if they close off the Olympics, you're kind of fucked, uh, not fucked, but it's a little harder to infect the world. Yeah.

So like, I don't know. I mean that, that, this is a big, this is a big turning point are they gonna are they gonna you know halt the olympics this the thing is i think uh japan spent one point something percent of their whole economy like funding the olympics right yeah i mean they've been working on this for this i mean the olympics are a big it would be a big loss of money huge

loss and i think they probably will cancel it yeah if it keeps if it keeps going the way it is now because they i saw like ohio and maryland just canceled school uh my mom was saying they might cancel school in south carolina well out here in la people are going a bit they're going a bit stupid they're they're hoarding all the toilet paper and shit they're buying okay they're buying like bottles of water. And yes, it's cheap to just buy a big pack of bottled water, but just get a filter thing. Just get a... The virus is not going to get into the water supply.

It's like the water's going to be fine. You could just drink water out of the tap still, you know? Yeah. It's not like the water's going to get infected. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream

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today or visit angie.com that's a-n-g-i.com i think people are like preparing for quarantine i got yeah i do i have i have my canned soups dude i got some too i got a big we got a big ass like we're getting a big ass bag of 15 pounds of rice and some beans, some cans of beans. I want to go to the store, get some meats, put in the freezer like steak and chicken. Let's do a Corona prep vlog where we just go to the store. The guys go shopping,

grocery shopping too, but this time it's to prepare for the pandemic that is currently being unleashed upon humanity. It is unfortunate though because masks won't help us that much in America. In is unfortunate though, because masks won't help us that much in America and somewhere like Japan, for example, since it is kind of a norm to wear a mask, it does help a lot more because it,

it halts the transmission. But if you only have like a few people wearing masks, it does not like, it's not really helping anyone. It only, I think we should all just be wearing masks right now. We should, but we're not going to be like,

you don't want to be the only guy wearing a mask. You feel all goofy. Yeah. As I said, it's just not, it's, it wasn't inherently in our culture to begin with. So we, to adapt to it, like the whole mask thing, I think we're a little too late right now. This might start, who knows, this might start a trend. That would be good. People will start wearing masks all the time.

But it's really for, the masks are for people who have it. Yeah. To keep from spreading it. Because if you if you're wearing a mask and you don't have it, you're still the likelihood of you getting it is only like decreased a minor amount by wearing a mask. Right. The more important thing is to make sure that you're washing your hands. You're being sanitary. You know, you're not you're not going out.

I think one of the things was don't go out to mass gatherings of more than 250 people type thing. Guys, wash your hands after you shit, please. A lot of people don't wash their hands after they shit. I like smelling my hands after I use soap. I'm like. I thought you were going to say after you shit. After I shit. After I wipe.

After I wipe, I go. Oh, there's still some particles there. That smells good. No, but I think that, um, it's definitely, definitely freaky. I, and I think we're at this like pivotal point right now where it's suddenly has escalated so quickly.

And it's like, is it going to continue to just escalate to like, like by the time this podcast drops, it could be like really, really, really, really bad. We're like,

like it could be a completely different, well, we really bad. Like it could be a completely different. Well, we got the numbers pulled up on your computer right now. We're looking at the graph. It's shooting up real fast every day. So it's like, I mean, this comes out what in six days, seven, six days or so. So, I mean, that's for a fucking pandemic. That's a long time or a lot can happen in six days.

Discovered early January like the 9th or 19th or something I was going through my phone you screen recorded screen capped the tweet not the tweet but I got the news notification

new illness found and shown yeah and I screenshot it because I remember I sent it to some people like, well, this is the end. Like 2020 is over already. Like as a joke, not realizing this legitimately would turn into a huge pandemic. Let me read you this screenshot. Sorry, I'm going through these pictures of Macklemore I have in my favorites. Oh, don't worry, man. I understand. Yeah. Three hours ago, China's mysterious virus outbreak grows with 139 cases reported over two days. So, I'll say that little one.

Italy's the big one right now. Yeah, Italy is. The three big ones are what, China, South Korea, Italy? Yeah, and Iran. Iran is really... You were actually about to do some international travel and had to cancel it. I was. I was gonna go for cherry blossom season to Japan with some friends.

I was going to go to the Ghibli Museum and just eat some good food. Just, you know, was invited to go on a trip to Japan, so I accepted. And I was getting excited. I had it planned for, you know, months. But, you know. Yeah, and that sucks because you were, like, the past few weeks, you've just been watching. You're like, oh, man, am I going to be able to?

The thing is, I told you, like, I want to go, but I think I told you from the get-go, like, my heart's telling me that I'm just going to have to not go. Well, literally, as of, like, two days ago, I was like, yeah, you can probably still go. But literally, like, boom, all of a sudden, it's like, no, you shouldn't go. It's a threat level, what, threat level three, and they're at a four right now. Japan's at a four? To travel and shit like that. What's the threat level? I didn't know there was a threat level.

What's the scale? One to four? Oh, fuck. Four's the worst? Yeah. And it's at four? Is that three? Oh, three.

Did I say four? I think so. Okay, three is what I mean. Three, fuck. Three, three, threat level three. Well, I'm, maybe it's four by the time this drops, because I got to travel later this month to go, y'all remember my old We Sell Drugs video ages ago on Kids with Problems? The guy I did that with, he's getting married, so I'm going to his wedding.

Can we, can we? Yeah, we've talked about it before, I think. Have we? Yeah. He's getting getting that's so strange he's getting married to someone who i knew from my youth group because they were the sister of my first girlfriend isn't that's just small world and now and now she's married to someone who um i worked with yeah and he also was in the youth group but we we all grew up in like a like

i grew up in charleston you grew up in columbia so like yeah we weren't even in the youth group. But we all grew up in like a I grew up in Charleston, you grew up in Columbia. We weren't even in the same town. So it's just a small fucking world. All you have to do is go up to the sister, the wife, Ryan misses you. Or

good old Gary. And just say Mount Hebron. And then they'll be say, Mount Hebron. And then they'll be like, Mount Hebron? Mount Hebron United Methodist Church. That's our church. Is that some kind of like one of those like CIA unlock words

that'll turn people killer? They'll automatically just be like, yes. They'll treat you with respect. You should just say like, say like, they'll be like, I never saw you.

You're like, yeah, my parents went there. I went there and like early sunday school but then i kind of fell off for a bit never went to youth group is there obviously you can't say this on the podcast because it would name names but you need to help me craft a story like if there was someone at that church that i could say like oh i'm their son that they would just be like oh no or like just like, maybe it was the church.

You can't drop that. I'll beep it out. That was a nickname for him, but I'm still like kind of sketch about it because I think that maybe he's somewhere on their social media. I don't know. Well, he's dead, so who cares anymore? He passed away. And he was also

he was a pedophile. Another pedophile lost, ladies and gentlemen. We need like a theme. R.I.P. I would die for you. We need a soundboard. It's my least favorite Joe G song, I think. Which song? R.I.P.

I don't think I've heard that one. R.I.P.? Yeah. Is it new? No. It's off of ballads, I thought, I think. Hold up. I don't think I, I never actually, I don't think I actually listened to ballads all the way through.

I think I skipped around on it. It's good, though. Oh, my God. Seattle just canceled school until April 27th. Wait. Seattle's canceled school until when? April 27th. Over a month.

All school. Yeah. Kids are... Dude. Why couldn't this happen when I was in school? I'm not going to have any fun on Fortnite because all these fucking sweat kids are not going to be in school. Hey, dude, at least our views will go up because all the kids will be at home watching YouTube videos. You know, Corona Blessing is actually a Corona Blessing.

Coronavirus is a blessing in disguise. I don't... This is some sad boy shit, dude. I haven't heard that one. Yeah, that's not my favorite. I like Joji, though. Joji's great. Joji's a great artist. I admire his music. Does he what? I'm kidding.

Does he paint? Probably does. I'm sure he does some paintings. I really paints the walls with his own cum who hasn't though while listening to his music

my dad I was on the phone with my dad yesterday about coronavirus he's like son it's really just not nothing to be worried about

dad you're you're in like the danger zone for it there's only 10 cases in the SC though yeah but I mean like he's in the danger zone like the age range and health 10 cases in the SC though. Yeah, but he's in the danger zone, like the age range. Yeah, but looking at where it is in South Carolina, it's mid-state.

Like Kershaw County or something. Right? It's not... There's some in Charleston. Okay. Wait, there is? I think someone from MUSC got it. Oh, damn.

That's what my mom said. I thought it was all kind of... My mom's always lying. Yeah, that is true. That's the thing. Even if it's mid-state, you know, a fast express. This is the thing that sucks. I hate well the phrase is true uh there's a lot of and maybe you've heard some that we've accidentally spilled and we're sorry about that we're just talking as if

we're friends talking about something we're not trying to be arbiters of health or anything like that or information but uh um i forgot what i was gonna say what did i start that with you're like sorry if we've spilled some but oh just like oh yeah uh the big thing is like fake news there's a lot of like uh just bad facts you know what i'm saying yeah yeah i feel that it's never intentional on our end if we do um as i said this but okay remember guys this podcast yes we do like talk to the audience and shit and like that's the point of the podcast we are like but at the end of the day that we're having a conversation with each other so if we stay say stuff that's wrong or if we say things that that might be inaccurate that's that's we're not we're not trying to knowingly deceive anyone okay we're just we're just two

dudes two idiots talking to each other yeah and I actually I did hear that an effective way to get the germs off your fingers with coronavirus is hand sanitizer is actually not a good way a good way is just to just to suck your fingers off suck your fingers a little bit yeah so after you've been touching doorknobs just suck on

your fingers a little bit but I was talking to my dad and my my dad was like, son, when you come to South Carolina, I want to take you to shoot my gun. I was like, oh. He has a gun or guns? He just said my gun. Oh, he means his gun. I don't know if he means his gun.

He's going to shoot off his gun. He wants you to shoot off his gun, dude. I might have to go shoot off my dad's gun. You have a whole song written about it. I mean, that might be what inspired it. You should have responded with, of off his gun, dude. I might have to go shoot off my dad's gun. You have a whole song written about it. I mean, that might be what inspired it. You should have responded with, of course I would, dad. I have a whole song written about it. I'll polish your rifle, pop.

But I told him, I was like, I was like. You called your dad gay on Facebook. I deleted it. I know you did. But I was laughing my ass off. It says, yo, dad, you gay. It said, I posted on my dad's Facebook wall late at night in a spur of the moment in my living room a picture where it's on Facebook. You can type something where it'll make it to like a little picture with like a colored background.

It was laughing, crying emojis. And it said, yo, dad, you gay as hell. I posted on my dad's Facebook wall. And he never acknowledged it or saw it he might have seen it he would have said something maybe maybe that was the final strong you'll never hear from him ever again

mocha? but the that does look like Drake sucking a cock I think it is Drake sucking a cock that's Drake why would you still be sucking a cock when cum's still all over your face? Didn't the dude already cum? Dude, he's given... Okay,

you ever heard when you nut, but she keeps sucking? When you nut, but Drake keeps sucking? Isn't that when you nut, but she keeps sucking? Isn't that like, oh, I'm so uncomfortable because my penis is so... The head of my penis is so sensitive after I came. How do you know there's not another guy involved? Drake could be sucking multiple

cocks. Someone finished early. You're right. He could be running a fucking train on people dude. And we run a train. Okay, there's a picture I have on my phone that I don't remember how I acquired it, but it literally looks like an unphotoshopped picture of Drake

sucking cock. With cum on his face. With cum all over his, like. Okay, I just want you to look at this. Like, I want you to examine this. Tell me where you could see it's possibly fake. Hold it. Hold my phone. Take it.

Tell me. I mean, that could just not be him is the thing. Dude, how is that not Drake? Right? That's 100% Drake sucking cock. That might be a real photo of Drake sucking cock that might be a real photo of Drake sucking cock that I have in my possession I'm gonna get hit up

with the biggest lawsuit because it turns out it is real well there's a lot for Drake to be worried about like footage of him at a concert flirting with a 16 year old on stage I think he was doing more than flirting with a 16 year old I think he was touching the 16 year old he touched her boobies? I'm kidding. He didn't touch her boobies.

He kissed her though. Or something like that. Dude, he's a superstar. Okay. If I was a superstar, if I was a 30 something year old pop superstar like Drake,

the first thing I would do would be hit up underage child stars and take them out to dinner yes dude absolutely but unfortunately I'm not at Drake's level so until I get to that level I'm just gonna have to stick with regular

people I guess my age and above dude I I'm sorry man I can't get over this picture. Of Drake sucking a penis? I forgot I had it on my phone. I just came across it. Just like that guy came across Drake's face. Did I say Drake's fake? Yeah, because

you were rushing to get to the joke before I was and it flustered you. I wasn't trying to rush. But I said it correctly. I wasn't trying to rush to get it across before. It was a big time rush on your part. Like Nickelodeon, you was a big time rush. That's all you have to do as a rapper. If you can't find something, just be like,

oh, I just need to name the channel first. Like trees, I have the bitch bending and swaying. I had a good line the other day. Like a hurricane with trees, she bending and swaying. My bitch like a hurricane with the trees, she bending and swaying. bitch like a hurricane with the trees she bending and swaying got her down on her knees got me squirting

and spraying all over her titties Matt's dad is a cock sucking on Matt's dad's dad's cock that's a loaded one dude that means your dad is a is a dick and he's sucking your grandfather's penis that means your dad is a is a is a dick

and he's sucking your grandfather's penis wait my wait Matt's dad is a cock sucker sucking on Matt's dad's dad's cock

Matt's dad is a cock sucker sucking on Matt's dad's cock Matt's dad's dad's cock okay I'll make a song for my grandpa next time and it's all about

your dad fucking like sucking your grandfather's penis. Yo, my dad sucking on my grandpa's cock. I had a line that was like something about I'm trying to remember. It was it was she chewing on that wood like a beaver. I thought he bursted a vein, but he busted a nut. No, it's just an aneurysm.

Who should I send this Drake picture to to get their opinion? Because I feel like it's odds are you send that Drake picture to your sister. Odds are. Dude, there's no way that's not Drake. Odds are you send that pic... Just 10. 3, 2, 1, 7. Okay.

Fuck. What are the odds I text this to your mom? No, she can't. She's going to be at work and open up a picture of Drake sucking cock. Here. I selected... I went to my... Okay okay i'm going into my contacts real quick can you send it to your sister's husband that's just weird man we don't have that kind of relationship

can we just send it like someone we used to work with but don't work with anymore like i'd say send it to brent i want i get his response what about some old like just say hey this you to brent okay i'll send it to brent i always can't find him so i forgot to change his name to little man in my phone it's been like that for a year but i still forget oh by the way matt i have a bone to pick with you you have a boner to pick with me yeah a big one a big raging one, veins and all. You know, I'm happy to be a part of your Twitter timeline, Matthew, but I will not be a part of the Matt Watson spin that you have going on. What is this Matt Watson spin? You reversed those pictures on that tweet.

What are you talking about? You reversed those pictures. The tweet with the pictures of us? Yeah. I thought it was funnier that way. So it would tell a different narrative. No, before I tweeted it out, I... And now people think that you don't, that you're not my little man.

See, Ryan, I put those two pictures side by side, and I was like... I loved, I liked it. You know, I retweeted it. I enjoyed it. But you're lying to the people. I'm not lying to the people. I, for the comedy purpose of the tweet... You are my little man. I passed it. But you're lying to the people. I'm not lying to the people. I, for the comedy purpose of the tweet. You are my little man. I passed it. I am

your little man. But I passed it around in my house and I said, which order should I put these pictures in? What makes more sense? And we came to that conclusion and then I tweeted that out. Where's that picture, Drake? There it is. Alright. Send to Brent. Alright. It is sent off to Brent. Let's see what he says.

He should get back to me pretty quick on this. How about that? Did you say anything with it? No, I is sent off to Brent. Let's see what he says. He should get back to me pretty quick on this. How about that? Did you say anything with it? No, I just sent it. How about that? I didn't talk about that handyman experience I had. Where you just drank and chilled with him and shit? I ordered pizza with him.

I really feel like he just used you for free pizza and drinks. He was cool, though. I mean, I offered it all. He didn't... Oh. My sister's calling me. I didn't. He was cool, though. I mean, like, I offered it all. Like, he didn't. Oh, my sister's calling me. I didn't send it to her, though. Okay. Sam, I'm not answering this time.

Oh, shit. Because, you know. It's going to be a coronavirus. Yeah. What if she hasn't? She was calling you to tell you. Like, goodbye, Matthew. I'm dying. So, I had to get a TV mounted on a wall.

And, you know, these little toothpick arms can't do the job just that well. You know, a house filled with one, two, three, four boys. None of you have the arms for the work of a handyman. Well, I don't want to install a mount incorrectly. Because the TV's heavy? It's very heavy. Why? Because it's very heavy why because it's a big tv how big big tv damn like it's a large television and i didn't want to i

didn't want to fuck it up like does it look like a regular tv jumped on a mushroom yeah i guess that's a good way to put it um but basically, we couldn't put this up ourselves. And I'd rather support a local dude, give him a little cash, that'll do a better job. It makes Better Call Saul Nights that much more of an experience. It does. It really does. And he comes over. He puts it up.

He does a great job. And we start talking, just chilling, and made him a little tiki drink. He goes, you know what would be good with this tiki drink? Some pizza. Well, I offered him. I was like, y'all got weed? I was like, do you want any pizza? Or I was like, do you want to like order any food?

He's like, nah, nah, it's fine. And then he has a drink. He's like, you know, that pizza does sound pretty good. So I ordered pizza. And then he just hung around for like three hours after he finished the job. And we just talked. And like, we got pretty drunk. And Jackson said he walked in and just, he just and like we got pretty drunk and and jackson said

he walked in and just he just hears like just like so do you believe in god like we just got in really deep conversation about like believing in god and like politics that's like the number one uh conversation to go to right yeah so what do you think of god so how's that god guy to you do you do you uh partake in any any christ a little bit of christ you know you ever dip your toes in in the in the waters of Christ? The pool of Christ? And then we traded phone numbers and he went home.

You should text him right now. He did text me actually. Text him that picture of Drake. Odds are you text him that picture of Drake. He's this 37 year old dude named Ray. Odds are you text him that picture of Drake. He's this 37-year-old dude named Ray. Odds are you text him that picture of Drake. Dude, that would be so over the... Okay. 40, 3, 2, 1, 21.

Oh, thank God, dude. That would have been... Because the only time he texted was he said, thanks, that was fun. And I said, you too. And then he sent me a podcast clip to listen to. Of our own podcast. Now, what did he send me?

These guys are pretty funny ray let me hold on let me find it wait are you friends with did ray romano come put up your tv what is it was him no he sent me a clip from armchair expert podcast said you'll like it dot dot dot i think i i could send him something right now okay who can I send this Drake picture to I got one more person I gotta my dad there's gotta be one good contact how about I just send him to a random fucking number

okay I'll just send him to a random number and then be like I'm not Batman what if it's a child you're gonna get in trouble you know what that's a really good point I didn't even think about that that's a bad idea I'm not gonna do that my favorite thing is texting random numbers, but I'm out front. What are you talking about? My uncle.

I don't know who half the people in my contacts are, dude. My landlord. You should just send to a random number. You're fucking sick. Lawyer up, pal. I'm just going to text lawyer up to a random number right now. Lawyer up. One that's in the same area code as me.

Okay. Give me a random last four digits. Six, seven, two, six. Six, seven, two, six. Okay. It's an iPhone number. Lawyer up. I just said lawyer up.

What if that actually got sent to a fan? And then when they listen to the podcast. Oh, that was him? So what if they're in like an Armenian gang? I'm going to find this boy. I'm just like, sorry, wrong number. I'm just giving advice. You know, it's always good to have a lawyer. I'm just like, sorry, wrong number. I was just giving advice. You know, it's always good to have a lawyer.

Everyone should have a lawyer. I'm trying to do promotion for the Better Call Saul season. Can you text someone, your ass is grass? I'm going to say your ass is grass, old man. I'll do a South Carolina number for this one Okay your ass is grass Old man How do I come up with like a real phone number Give me four digits

Uh 2122 It's an iPhone number I'm good with this shit dude Your ass is grass. Not gas. Your ass is grass. Old man.

All right. I'm going to do one more. Okay. What's this? See, I can't send the fucking Drake. I want to see the Drake picture so bad. Say, yo, can I call you? Do you want to be on the podcast real quick?

Yeah, do that. And then if they say yes, we'll call them. Hey, we're shooting a podcast. Would you like to be a surprise guest? 2165. No, it's not. Okay, give me. Give you what? What do you need me to do?

Put the area code in. I'm going to put the first three digits. Okay, now give me four. 7575. first three digits okay now give me four seven five seven five iphone number hell i'm fucking magic dude i'm magic ryan okay i said hey i'm gonna say i'm currently recording a podcast. Could I call you real quick for a guest spot? Hopefully they'll answer before. None of these people will answer, I bet.

Super fast. Okay. I texted them. Yeah, lawyer up. Nothing from them. Your ass is grass, old man. I'm just going to have him get some knock on my door later tonight and it's gonna be some like huge fucking like Armenian dude with like all of like his like gang members with a fucking trilby he has a toothpick that he's chewing on yeah so I did how's this for lawyers they come

in and just break my kneecaps dude well that's the thing is like I could have either just texted because it's an LA number I could have just texted Brad Pitt that is the thing is like I could have either just texted because it's an L.A. number. I could have just texted Brad Pitt. That is true. Or I could have texted the ringleader of a cartel. It's like, dude, what if this is like like this person is super high up in a cartel and just got that? And he's like, I know people where I can find out who this is. Or he's just like, they're on to me. Lawyer.

Do OK. I got a little paranoid yesterday. Why? I get home and Carson's like, yo, the weirdest thing happened. I was like, what? And he's like, a helicopter, like an LAPD helicopter came and circled like our house for like 20 minutes straight. Like specifically like our house, like our and like the two next to us, like within that

small of an area. Just circle it for like 20 minutes. There's a lot of houses around you. If they're circling that area, was the spotlight on your house? Not the spotlight, but literally Carson filmed it and he showed me. He's like, look, it was literally just going around our house. I was like, what the fuck? They're looking for a banana, dude.

Yeah, they're on the trying to find them. They were actually just getting footage for this big bust they're about to make. This footage was taken days before the arrest. No, I just thought it was weird. Matt Watson is home right now, apparently. This is where YouTuber Matt Watson resided before the arrest.

I wish I could do a news voice. You can. You know, there's like a tempting news voice, but then there's a news voice. Yeah, like Tuckle Carlson. Tuckle Carlson. I love that Carson's name is Carson Tucker, so no matter how big he gets, if you search Carson Tucker, only thing will come up is Tucker Carlson.

Let's do our best news voices. This was the establishment moments before the arrest. Do I say the same thing? Sure, anything you want. This was the establishment moments before the arrest. Do I say the same thing? Sure, anything you want. This was the establishment moments before the arrest. It's good, it's good. They have that certain, like, it's part, it's part.

Denied at 10. Denied at 10. Is it learned, do you think? Denied at 10. Yeah, it is a way of speak. You do, like, teach yourself, like, basically how to read a teleprompter well. Do you think that if we practice, we could get perfect news voices?

That'd actually be a really cool skill to have. I used to work for a news program, Matthew. Ever heard of the Silver Screen Report? No. Dutch Fork High School? Fucking way. Yep. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Anyone at Dutch Fork? Actually, this is going to be a shout out to anyone that currently goes to my old high school that might be in the news broadcasting program.

If they have an archive. I used to say the pledge almost like every single day. Like I was one of the pledge guys. Yeah. So I wonder if someone could dig any of that up. I bet there's definitely an archive of my shit. I did the teleprompter too a lot. I would one of the pledge guys. Yeah. So I wonder if, if someone could dig any of that up. I bet there definitely is an archive of my shit. I did the teleprompter too a lot. I would do the, like the main news reporting. Ooh, see, we, uh, we didn't do news like that.

We'd, uh, there would be an anchor. It would change like every week and the anchor, depending on what story was best would try to fit. Like if the big story was football they'd film the anchor spots and segments uh on the football field it's like it's you'd have a story and then go back to anchor to be like oh back to you know that type of shit i remember watching awkward i don't okay so a lot of the shots aren't framed well the audio is bad. The audio would be like anywhere between this. Yeah, so I was working with the janitorial staff.

To this. Yeah, so I was working with the janitorial staff. Oh, that's interesting. Yep. So I used to – I was the producer for my last year because as a senior you can run to kind of be producer of the show and I was one of the producers

pretty seriously we won we won like something there's this thing called SESBA where you can win awards SIPA and SESBA were the big things I remember doing a the teacher that ran it she just didn't give a fuck.

Oh, my teacher cared a lot. She didn't give a fuck. So I'd just walk in when I was actually supposed to be in... Because I had an art class across the hall, but the teacher didn't care either. So I would just kind of walk in when they're doing... I wasn't even in the class. That's the thing. People used it as a study hall because they didn't care.

I mean, that's what broadcast journalism, I guess, was put at schools to do. But there are some kids who actually legitimately cared about the stuff they made. But we had good equipment. Or had fun with it. I had a lot of fun. I'd go in and I'd just be like, can I do the news this morning? They'd be like, sure. And I'd just sit down and I'd use the teleprompter.

And I'd usually have a partner, like someone that would be taking it more seriously than me. But I'd also run the teleprompter sometimes where I'd press the little like buttons to speed it up or slow it down. See, we didn't have a teleprompter. We would print out the scripts on paper and it would just be the cameraman's duty just to hold the paper up for the anchor to read or, or no, that's not what it was. It was similar to that. I remember we did that once, but the main thing we would do is we would print them out on paper and we would

fold them up. So we'd like have them and we'd be like okay read that we try to memorize it and then we'd say it i like that you would switch between like like show the cameraman holding it up and then trying to memorize it to sound a little more natural there's this kid in the i was such a fucking dick there's this kid kid that like. Still are. Come on, man. What's the deal? Addicted to my love for you. Yeah, I am. There's this kid that I don't remember much about him, but I remember just one morning

he was like reading the news. I was doing the tab prompter and I just, I was, I'd fuck with him. You just sped it up. I started going really fast, which is actually like, to me, I'm like with it you just sped it up started going really fast which is actually like to me I'm like it's funny but then like he's live in front of like the whole student body

a thousand students that are all just judging him he's like uh um like it's like that was a dick he probably laughed at it

afterwards though he was like or did he know you that well no he was like he was like what's going on with the teleprompter

so take it back and I was like I did it by accident once too I I wasn't going to pay attention. Is my sister calling? I'm getting a call from Glendale, California. Is this the person? I don't know. Hello?

Hi, what's up, you hoser? Who is this? It's Justin. What do you mean? Oh, it's Justin. Okay, Justin, let me call you back in a minute, okay? What do you mean? I'm on a podcast.

Goodbye. Sorry, that was Justin Tracy. That must have... Oh, he's probably calling from the Game Grumps office. Oh, he probably wanted to talk real quick about something, though. Did you just hang up on the boy? Yeah, I'm doing a podcast, bro. That is true.

I don't want to sit here and interrupt it. I do have to take a mean shit, though. I have to pee-pee. You want to sit here and interrupt it. I do have to take a mean shit, though. I have to pee pee. You want to piss between my legs? Well, actually, it's also a great time for a little break

and we'll be right back. We're back. Oh, perfect timing. I just got a text from Lawyer Up. Yeah, and? Huh? Just said, huh?

All right. what do I where do I go from here can you just react and just say haha do the haha reaction no can you add no nevermind I want it to come off as serious I'm trying to think

okay so I want it to come off as serious I'm trying to think I also okay so I want it to be good without legitimately harassing somebody yeah so lawyer up huh you know what you did or let's say come out front yeah say that come

out front do what they called the police? Nothing for the podcast guest, though? Nope. Yeah, I'll text again. I'll say, hey, you there? We need a response ASAP. Need a response ASAP.

I could text someone else and be like, hey, I'm live on the radio. You want to call in real quick? They said, who is this? When I said, come out front, and they said, who is this? Say, you know who this is. You know exactly.

You know exactly who this is. And then I'll just send a picture of Drake sucking dick. No, no, no, I can't. I'll say, are you over 18? And willing to see a pornographic image? Yes. Okay, then. I have in my possession a leaked, uncirculated photo of Drake performing fellatio with semen on his face.

Is that not like a big meme picture out there? No, I've never seen it. Where'd you get it from? I think someone texted it to me. I don't remember where I got it from, I've never seen it. Where'd you get it from? I think someone texted it to me. I don't remember where I got it from. I've never seen it online or anything, though. So that's why it makes me wonder. I'm going to look up Drake sucking penis.

Yeah, Drake sucking penis. I'm going to go on Twitter. Actually, speaking of Twitter, I just saw something on my timeline I would like to read to you. Yeah? It's a screenshot of some text, and the caption is, If I had to see this, so do you. Okay? So I'm going to read this. Right here. Oh, okay! So it is a screenshot of some text and the caption is if i had to see this so do you okay so i'm gonna read this right here oh okay so it is a it is like a known picture yeah but there's a lot of people like

go look up drake sucking penis if you're over 18 dude what about this leak i love when people do like this shitty like there's still good like it's obviously like a headshot of them from a red carpet event Put over like a naked guy with an erection Yeah All right Ryan All people do that to us, huh?

I get Just make sure it's someone with like a super small cock Yeah, just like Just fat naked Or like Old men Just disgusting old men's bodies But then people's gonna be like

When someone's gonna search like Matt Watson or Ryan McGee like that shit good it comes up Ryan McGee with a pussy would be breathtaking it would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky what is this to see his clit you'd have to spread his lips because

what are you talking about this is random what are you talking about I just saw this on my timeline on Twitter so I just wanted to on my timeline on Twitter. So I just wanted to read it to you. But like where on your timeline? Like at us? No. Just no context super mega retweeted.

What the fuck is this shit? And someone said I had to see this. So do you. Ryan McGee with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while. his lips would be silky To see his clit you'd have to spread his lips Because are also chubby His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt How's that make you feel?

I see a little twinkle of Arousal in your eyes Yeah that's what that is What's it called when you're turned on by a Like envisioning yourself in, like, women's clothing? A lot of serial killers do that. There's, like, a scientific name for it. I don't know.

I read about it on Wikipedia recently. Well, I didn't. So how would I know? That's, like, actually a really good point. That is a fantastic point to make. I got another point to make. What? This dick going in your ass.

All right. Behave. That's the sound of it going into your ass. That sounds like the sound of it coming out. Nope. Oh, by the way. So the other night we went on the Misfits podcast, which is not out yet. We did.

Very fun. That episode should be out soon. But afterwards, Ryan had to go tend to Lego. As I do. As I do. I went to dinner with Swagger Souls and Fitz and some of the Misfits guys. and some of the Misfits guys, but our rep from a talent agency we work with came with who helps us handle some things

on the business side of our podcast. And I asked her, I was like, have you ever listened to the podcast? And she's like, yeah, I've listened to like four episodes. And she told me the episode she listened to most recently was, uh, she was like, yeah, the one I remember was, uh, the, the female anatomy one. And I was like, God damn it. So then what, like the one that really stuck out to her was the one where we're going down

the Wikipedia page, like vagina and trying to figure out what everything was. Reading about vagina crust and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. That one, that was, and so I'm like, great. That's a great, of all 100, almost 200 episodes of the podcast. Well, it sounds like she just isn't in touch with her own body. She probably clicked on it going.

She's going to listen to this one now and be like, why are they talking about me like this? It's because we don't respect you. Not one single bit. Well, now you know. Well, actually, I would like to see if she really does care about us and if she does listen to the podcast. She's only listened to four out of 184 episodes. She still has 180 to go. But Misfits said, how many of ours have you listened to four out of 184 episodes. She still has 180 to go. But Miss Fitz said, how many of ours have you listened to?

She said two. And she works for both podcasts. So the fact I said, I looked over at Fitz and I was like, you know, your podcast might be bigger, but whose is she listening to? They've also been doing it a shorter amount of time and are more successful in that span of time. Well. We've been on YouTube for six years. Four. is she listening to? They've also been doing it a shorter amount of time and are more successful in that span of time. Well, I've been on YouTube

for six years. Four. Well, yeah, I guess if we're counting Cyndago and Kids with Problems and stuff. For me,

okay. Are we going to count Format 24 too? No. I'd say like, I'd say the channels that were kind of like the precursors

to what we do because like, Cyndago led to Super Mega, essentially, and then Kids With Problems led to Super Mega. Kids With Problems and Syndigo

were like the foster parents for a little baby that then went and made Let's Plays. And outgrew his daddies. Yep. We always say, we always mention Let's Plays. I guess that's to make us feel better

because I legitimately enjoy recording I do like doing let's plays yeah I think I've always been embarrassed because that stigma of let's players like the children ones where it's just so cringy and ours yeah ours let's plays can definitely be cringy and I know it's not the most ideal type of content because it does seem to attract

a more younger audience but I just like playing games with you and just talking. It's fun. And just like a lot of funny shit happens. I feel like regardless of like anything we see that might be negative and turn us off. Like the thing is, I, I, I noticed that I started taking like some negative comments to heart. Um, I, I was getting better at it.

Then all of a sudden I just had like a day where I just kind of went through them and it was one of those days. And I'm like, these negative comments, while they are constructive at some, in some points, for the most part, it's almost like I want to act differently.

But then if I act and think differently in terms of not doing what I want to do, then it's like, it's not hanging out with my friend. It's not hanging out with my buddy. It's not doing shit. And I had this, Matt Watts.

I've had the exact same problem before, because I remember way, uh, I feel like we've gotten better about this, but back in the day, and I'm speaking for myself, I don't, I don't know if you felt the same way,

but there were times where, um, I would be doing a playthrough and I'd be having a lot of fun with it but then i'd read the comments and they would bum me out so much and i'd stop we'd almost stop the play and i'd become so paranoid about like am i i'm not being funny or like this uh i'm not playing good enough and then the series would suck comedically after that because i'd be so paranoid about being good at the game and then we ended up i just wouldn't have fun we wouldn't finish the series yeah and i realized it's like we got to just do what we want to do and what't have fun. We wouldn't finish the series. Yeah. And I realized it's like, we got to just do what we want to do

and what we have fun making because that's why people came in the first place. You know, people want to see us have fun. They don't want to see us. I just want to continue. They don't want to see us be good at a video game. I just want to,

like that, we've been doing the same thing since day one. Nothing's changed. And so it's like, we really haven't changed that much. I mean, like there's definitely aspects we've grown people can mature out of what we do you know 100 or like you know their their sense of

humor changes but i feel like wow we definitely have we def our style of humor has stayed the same but i think we're we're less of the I just remember trying really hard to be edgy. Yeah. Well, also we hadn't found. Now I just do it to fuck with you. Yeah. And we haven't found our groove yet. Fuck with Justin sometimes.

But. And that, well, that's the thing is like, especially with edgy comedy is like, I think edgy comedy is funny. I think there's just ways about going to going about doing it where it's edgy to be edgy, edgy with a purpose. You know, it was like different. I,

and I, I feel like you don't want to be a part of like the nihilist edgy humor type shit where it's like, I'm just going to troll because I don't care. Yeah. And I've definitely made my fair share of edgy jokes on YouTube that if I were to hear now, I would cringe into oblivion.

Like, Oh my goodness. Every now and then I'll see like an old clip from Super Mega or just an old clip I'm in where I make some joke. I'm like, oh, god damn it. It's important, I guess though, to see the change.

Because the fact that I'm cringing on that means like, oh, I wouldn't. You're not going to be the same person at 23 that you were at 19. We're also cataloging that's only four years apart what do you mean no but 19 to 24 that's a hell of a difference of a world i've changed like five times like massively in my life since then and the fact that we're cataloging all of that shows you know it sucks it's great but it also sucks because it's like

now i got plenty of stuff to look back at and cringe on and i'm gonna i guarantee when i'm 28 i'm gonna look back at the shit i did when i think it's gonna be less cringy as the older we get because it's gonna be more kind of like ah the the that was stupid but i remember having these conversations with matt who unfortunately uh overdosed on poppers yep he he didn't sniff them he drank them instead I thought it would be better ugh like drinking sharpie juice poppers are legal

yeah are they considered a drug yeah I guess poppers are very bad for your brain it's very heavily used in the gay community it's like a get it smoke shops the gays do use poppers. Yeah. Because it loosens your butthole.

You see, it's like a little bottle of, they market it as like floor cleaner. It looks like a little bottle of poison. And you open it up. Like that a villain uses in a movie. Yes, yes. And you sniff it and it gives you a big head rush and makes your anus looser. And a lot of people use them in the club and for doing sex. Just relax, have a good time, you know?

I've done them before. They are relaxing. You get a very strong head rush and then a strong relax. I wouldn't recommend doing it. I know. I would not recommend doing it. They're very, like, when you smell that, you're like, my brain's dying by smelling that. My brain sells it.

Because it smells like a Sharpie. It smells like not good. It smells like cancer if you put cancer into a bottle. That's what that smells like. But, yeah, we'll do poppers drawings. We'll hook up like a face mask that's just continuous. Popper drawings. Oh, God, we'd die.

Oh, my God. We would die very quickly. JK. Yeah, we probably would. You'd pass out. Unless. Well, if you have a mask like a bear, you're breathing it in. Yeah, you would fucking absolutely die.

Oh, here's a better image. Oh, so it looks like it's from a video. Drake the rapper sucking dick on X videos. Hold up. They didn't respond to me. Yo, that's Drake. Oh, he's looking. Dude, look at the eyes. Look at the eyes. That's Drake. Oh, he's looking dude look at the eyes

look at the eyes that's Drake oh he's jerking off too that's the that's where the screenshot's from at the end he looks up

he already has cum on his face this dude that he's blown is hard yeah maybe because it starts with a frame of him

sucking another guy's dick and then yeah it probably he probably got blown on and then and then moves on from there. Massive Dick Black BBC. That looks like a horse cock. So it's not Drake.

I hate that the second I heard that music, I knew what it was. Jack with hundreds? No, thousands of men worldwide. Jack with hundreds, no, thousands of men worldwide? Jerk mate? Yeah, dude. Jerk off with other men. That looks painful, doesn't it? Ow, dude.

Sometimes those, like, as someone who watches gay porn, ironically, sometimes I see shit. I'm like, ow, that looks painful. I can't do it, bro. I'm just so turned off by it because I'm so straight. I'm going to look up Rick and Morty on Pornhub. Bro, if you want the good shit based on that, you've got to go to the other websites. You've got to find some weird off-brand porn website and then look up Rick and Morty. Real quick, I'm going to send send I'll send Letty the picture of Drake sucking some schlong

I could send Ryan's mom the picture of Drake what picture of Drake. What? Dude, people got the fact that we started the Cool Math Games with that song, like that people freaked out over that. Uh-oh.

Hold up. As always, and today we're back with some more Rick and Morty. The way back home. Is this a Let's Play on Pornhub of a guy playing a sexual Rick and Morty game? It is. I'm going to fast forward to the fucking.

So far, that's one of them. Anyways, my turn now. Sounds like Slava Zizek. It's a Rick and Morty pornography game. He's massaging his penis. Oh, he's a... Hold on. Is he about to sleep with his mother?

Yo! Shit, come on. Scrub! Work. Who should I send this... I need one more person to send this Drake picture to, bro. He has mounted the mayor. Holy shit, bro.

I'm getting into it. I'm getting into it, bro. Holy shit. Dude, imagine if we did that kind of Let's Play. Bro, holy shit, bro. I'm just getting into it. He's getting into it, bro. Bro, holy shit. I'm actually getting into it. Dude, imagine if we did that kind of Let's Play. Do we? Ooh. What if we did a Let's Play that we uploaded to Pornhub?

They're about to fuck. Shh. Oh, they're about to fuck? Hold up. Okay, well, we can't. How about I eeny, meeny, miny, moe it? How about I just... Okay, well, we can't How about I eeny, meeny, miny, moe it? How about I just Okay, Ryan Yell stop just whenever you feel like it, okay? Holy shit

Sorry, go on Yell stop whenever you feel like it Okay Stop You're gonna think I'm faking this It landed on mom I was going through my contacts and then I tapped one.

You could say to be like, oh, sorry, mom. I did. I'm not fucking kidding you. All right. Are you going to say, sorry, that was an accident. I was trying to send this to Ryan because it looks like Drake. You can say like, sorry, I was trying to send that to

dad. Are you actually going to text your mom that? bro my heart is racing right now are you actually gonna text your mom that? I like commitment to a bit and I'm gonna do it are you? no no Matt are you? oh he's thinking he's pondering this shit

alright Ryan I want you to witness this, okay? No, dude! Oh my god! No way! Okay, see the green loading bar at the top as it's sending? But you can't unsend that shit.

No, you can't unsend. It's too late. I've already sent it. Oh, it's sent. And it is sent. You sent gay porn to your mom! I just took a screenshot of that. It's too late. I've already sent it. Oh, it's sent. And it is sent. You sent gay porn to your mom. I just took a screenshot of that. That one might have been a little too far, actually. Yeah.

Are you worried now? A little bit. But you're like, hey. It's starting to sink in the reality of what I just did. It's like, oh, it's funny for the podcast. But we're going to. She's your mom. She has to love you regardless. We're going to end the podcast in two minutes.

And then I'm like, OK, the joke's over now. And I legitimately sent my mom gay pornography. Is she going to text back, you think? Oh, my phone is vibrated. I'm scared to look. Oh, no. Who is it from? U.S. launches strikes in Iraq after Iranian-backed militias after attack that killed coalition troops.

Oh, well, that's not important. Who cares about that? after attack that killed coalition troops. Oh, well, that's not important. Who cares about that? We should probably keep the podcast going until I get a response from my mom. Do you think she will respond? I'm gonna say

sorry meant to I'm gonna say sorry meant to send that to dad. No, because I already did the song about fucking my dad and my mom likes to psychoanalyze shit and she's going to actually think I'm gay for my dad

because all of these shows are like, there's the joke and then he keeps joking about. And then she's going to sit me down and be like, honey, were you molested as a child by your father? She's going to really psychoanalyze. She's going to talk to your sister about it. I think Matthew... What do you think she's going to psychoanalyze out of this?

So, your brother sent me a photograph. She's going to think you're attracted to her. Sorry, I meant to send that to... Oh, God, I just got to hurry up and cover my ass. Sorry, I meant to send that to... I'm drawing so many blanks right now. The boys group text. Sorry, I meant to send that to...

Oh, she responded. Oh, no. She said, I don't want to see that. Okay, no. I'm just gonna say... I don't want to see that. I'm just gonna say, it's Drake. I just said, it's Drake. I just said it's Drake.

Oh my god. I don't wanna see that. Do you think she's jealous? When's the last time your mom's popped a rod in her mouth, dude? Let me call an act, man. I don't know. Well, you just sent her a picture. I feel like...

Would you be more uncomfortable sending that picture asking your mom when's the't know. Well, you just sent her a picture. I feel like, would you be more uncomfortable sending that picture asking your mom? Go look up Drake sucking dick. That's the picture I sent to my mom. I really am sorry. Did she say anything else after? Did she?

No, she didn't. And I'm gonna be this is gonna be the type of shit when i'm at my mom's funeral i'm just gonna feel guilty about nah i'm just gonna be like she's gonna make her laugh right before she takes her final breath she's gonna remember this moment what if my mom crashed her car driving home in the rain uh because her phone went off and she pulled it out to look well she shouldn't have been looking and she shouldn't been texting while driving in the rain well she yes good point but, she pulls it out to see who texted her. She sees that picture

immediately, boom, hits a phone pole, dead. That's the last thing she sees. Last thing she sees is Drake sucking her. How would you feel? There's almost like a horrible comedy to it. You know? A horrible it's a a what is it

a comedic tragedy what's it called what's the like a I mean a comedy like the old you know meaning of comedy was a tragedy it's a it's truly Shakespearean yeah I think um did you send

anything else no I should probably actually go call my mom so we're gonna end the podcast here so Matt can go apologize are you sure she didn't send anything else? No, I should probably actually go call my mom. We're going to end the podcast here so Matt can go apologize. Are you sure she didn't send anything else? She didn't send anything else. You know she's just... Oh, no. Should I just screenshot this and blur out the picture but put it on Patreon to prove I was telling the truth?

Yes. Okay. We need the blur... Oh, yeah, okay. I'll blur out the... Because we're not an 18-plus Patreon. I'll was telling the truth? Yes. Okay. We need the blur. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll blur out the, because we're not an 18 plus Patreon. For those interested, we're actually thinking of like doing an 18 plus separate Patreon where we won't censor out the nudity

in the videos because a lot of you people want to. No, of course we're not going to fucking do that. For a second I was like, we didn't talk about that. No, I know. I just knew that a lot of people were just like, their ears perked up. Like, y'all, we're fucking YouTubers. You don't need to see our cock and balls. Okay. We're,

we're, that's no. Unless you ask nicely. Yeah. Well, maybe we'll add a ball tier on the Patreon. Yeah. We're like,

you have to pay a thousand dollars a month. And then it's just a picture of our balls, like outside of our like pants. I, I could, I could brain. I could... Brain! Goat! I think for the right amount, I would show off some balls.

It's just balls. Same here. It's funny. It's just fucking balls. You know? I know. I don't think there's anything like... I think a cock and balls is funny.

Testicles are... Penis, that's sexual. But testicles are just kind of funny to me. It's just balls, man. Well, you know, we'll think about the balls here. Jackson came up with a good joke, by the way, I wanted to tell you.

He said, what about instead of healthcare for all, Medicare for all, it's Medicare for balls. And so everyone gets, like, a, like, I guess,

government support for their balls, yeah. All right, well, I need to call my mom and make this right. She hasn't texted back at all. Go on Patreon if you want to see the

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