supermegashow - EP 186 - Leprechaun Encounters

Episode Date: April 1, 2020

We talk leprechaun encounters, edits of ours no one has found, and Matt’s mom is a boomer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Thank you very much. I picked it out just especially for this wonderful episode of the podcast. Yeah? Yeah. Oh my God. I modeled it after kind of like what doctors wore for plague times back when the Black Death was a thing. It's very cute. I like the frills on it, too.

Thank you. It fits you very well. Thank you. Turn around, turn around a little bit. Okay, hold up. Just let me... We're stacked back there. Yeah.

I have to pull it up a little bit if I want to move around. I see, I see. I like it. I like it. Maybe pull it up a little bit more for me, right? No, no, no. It's just a joke. No, okay.

I'm just playing around. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, guys, welcome to episode 186 of the Super MegaCast. Your favorite podcast. That's right. Your favorite podcast. Hopefully your favorite.

Look, we're doing something wrong if Daily Wires is above us in terms of your watch time? If Tiny Meat Gang is above us on the Spotify charts for one more week, I might have to do something radical. Bro? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Let's get them on here. Tiny Meat Gang?

Yeah. I saw a lot of comments on that on my newer video. It's like, collab with TMG. Yeah, let's collab with Tiny Meat Gang, meat gang bro sorry we can't because we have such big penises yeah we're part of the big meat gang sorry sorry bros i don't i don't work with people that have small penises you know i just made you know i barely just made uh the dick size cap to be a part of Super Mega. I just made it over... How much did I make it over by? Like about three meters?

Yeah. You barely made it. Not by much. Like that's not that big. Well, when you come into the office, actually, we don't let people in. It's kind of like when you get on a roller coaster ride and it's how tall are you,

but we have one that's vertical and you have to get an erection and then stand sideways on it and if it's if it's under we're not liable to provide that erection no that's something i do on your own luckily though there is a like a little waiting room area before you're allowed access and it's kind of like uh one of those buzzing systems where we have a we have jackson working the front desk and the door is like a like a steel door and he'll buzz you in we don't have the front desk and the door is like a steel door and he'll buzz you in if you pass the test.

We don't have the buzzer quite working yet. We just haven't. We still have him press it and make the buzzer sound, but we will fix that soon to get an actual buzzer. Just his everyday voice kind of does the job because it already sounds like a... Sounds like when he's clearing his throat. Yeah, he does that.

He just clears his throat into the microphone. You're good. Speaking of listening to hacking through the walls, you've been probably having to do that for quite a bit because you're on quarantine. We're both on quarantine. Well, Ryan's actually been living in the park.

I guess he's quarantined in his tent. I set up a tent there, yeah. Dude, I would love to spend a week with you just living in a tent in the park. Hey, I think I've proved to you that I could build us a fire. You have. I could keep us warm. Yeah, and we've shared a tent before.

It was quite warm. It was quite fun. And you've proven that you can spot certain types of fruits and not eat the poisonous ones. Yes. As you've proved from eating a non-washed, what was it? Kumquat. Kumquat. Unwashed kumquat? Kumquat. Kumquat, unwashed kumquat. I found a kumquat bush this morning.

I said, Ryan, have you ever had a kumquat? And he said, no. You can eat them with the skin still on. So I pulled it and I threw it in my mouth. You ate half of it and then I went, then I mouthed, because we were on a business call while you were doing this. I mouthed, you have to wash it. And then you threw the other half on the roof. I did.

I did. I didn't, I was like, oh yeah, yeah I probably should have washed it I'll let some birds enjoy it It was good probably Wait speaking of birds real quick We have a little buddy in the super megaplex We caught a pigeon and just set it free in the office No We were just out talking Outside in this little patio area that we have

At the super megaplex And all of a sudden Matt goes what the fuck And I look to my right We were just out talking outside in this little patio area that we have at the Super Megaplex. And all of a sudden, Matt goes, what the fuck? And I looked to my right, and there's just a bird just chilling. But you can tell it's just, it was one of those moments where you could tell it was just staying still so we wouldn't notice it. So it's like one of those, it's like we're all looking at each other. They notice me? It's a dove. And it's a, so it's a female dove that when we first moved into our office, she was there, and she had a nest, and then she left shortly after we moved in

because I guess it was out of season. But then now she just came back. So she came back to her nest. The nest has been empty all year, but now she's back. She built that sucker up. Yeah, it's looking nice. She brought some sticks from elsewhere. And we're going to let her.

We'll give you guys updates for a while on the podcast. We might not see her too much because, you know. Well, if she sticks around, then we'll give updates on how she's, we got to name her. Should we let the commenters name her? Can we name her Wanda Sykes? Wanda's a good name.

We don't have to do the Sykes part. Why not? We'll call her Wanda Sykes. She was in fucking Evan Almighty. Who is Wanda Sykes? Wanda Sykes? Okay, that doesn't sound like her at all.

Wanda Sykes is like, she was in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where he accidentally says something that could be misconstrued as something racist and she always catches him on it. Oh! She's like the sarcastic black comedian. Yeah, okay, yeah.

We'll name her Wanda Sykes. That's her name. And I'm hoping, I'm going to be excited if she lays, there's probably eggs in there because she's just sitting on it. She lays some little cyclings. I know, dude. Little cyclings, yeah. And it's going to be, think about it. We're going to be out there just chilling because whenever we're recording, every few episodes or so, we'll take a break in this sort of like outdoor area, the little patio where Wanda is.

And just wait. Soon we might start hearing little tweets. She might have some little baby doves under there. Yeah. Have to go feed them. That's cute, man. I'm excited. So, I i'm just gonna say fuck it because every week we're like oh when we talk about it like i guess it's gonna be out of fashion you know who knows what

updates literally every time we upload a podcast so much has already changed and we're so far behind where the news is and where like consensus is i i just got a notification on my phone a news notification not even 30 seconds ago that says the united states becomes the first country in the world to record 100 000 cases of coronavirus that's because china's lying hmm probably yeah that wasn't supposed to directly be like an up up front but like china hasn't had a good uh think of think of china they haven't had a good year well china also has a pretty stellar record of covering things up well i mean i you know uh we're let's talk about like hong kong as of recent which is the most recent thing i mean there's a lot of things you could there's a lot of things you could you could judge the u.s for too buddy well but you don't because we're free here yeah we got freedom home of the free i've been uh the other night i was searching a video

and i stumbled upon a country song on my youtube recommendations and I just like pulled it up. I was like, Oh, what is, what is this stupid country song? And it's stupid country. Was it? Well, uh, Afghanistan, actually, it was, no, it was, uh, it was a, it was a song, uh, a kind of a lesser known country song, uh, called letters from home. And it's about like soldiers, uh, getting letters while they're in the middle East from their moms and just one of those classic where it's like the guy with the guitar with the black cowboy hat but the song fucking slaps it's i listened to on the way to work today it's oh so it's not like one of those where it's like and i was so lonely no it is it is like the lyrics are so stupid but it's it's a really good song it's like pick up my gun and get back to work but it's it's a good like it's catchy that just sounds like a normal day at the super mega's like, pick up my gun and get back to work. But it's a good, like it's catchy.

That just sounds like a normal day at the Super Mega Place. I know, pick up my gun and get back to work. Pick up my gun and get back to work. Also, in the second Animal Crossing New Horizons episode, everyone pointed out that there was a Glock on our table in the room. Yeah, what of it? That was not like a planned bit. We just had that sitting out for like two days. It's a prop gun. When I'm holding it naked, that was a planned bit, though. Oh that sitting out for like two days. It's a prop gun.

When I'm holding it naked, that was a planned bit though. Oh yeah, that. In episode eight or whatever. I think episode eight. But thank you guys for the great response on the Animal Crossing series. Still doing well and we're still enjoying it. We have been playing a lot on our downtime. In fact, we started the podcast late because we were both sitting here with our switches.

Yeah. Hey, I got all the fish I need to for March. I need to. I still need to do that. You need to figure out what fish are leaving at the end of March

and make sure you prioritize those. I think the string fish is one of those, Matt. When does this come out? This podcast is going to come out probably, yeah, April. Yeah.

Beginning of April. So happy April Fool's Day. And happy Pink Tree Day to the people still playing Animal Crossing. I have a fear that this was a rush and a month from now people won't be playing Animal Crossing still. Less will, but I think that Animal Crossing... I want to send letters and shit to people still. We've been sending presents back and forth. I know.

I've been getting letters from the bog, bro. I've been getting letters from a oo. Yeah. I just named my town two O's. letters from the bog bro i've been getting letters from uh ooh yeah is that you i just just ooh i just named my town two o's i couldn't think of a name because for for something i've been waiting for for like seven years you'd think that i would have just like once or twice been like what am i gonna name my town i didn't do that until the game was sitting in my hands and the menu was like where are you heading to i was like fuck i just want to play ooh yeah so i just i put i like the

way two o's look next to each other and then Jackson I can't Curacao Curacao okay like the like the liquor okay

it's also a country already Curacao it's where what is Harrison's Island called Harrison's is Inner Zone Inner Zone

Inner Zone what's that a reference to a book called Naked Lunch that's his favorite book so he says he always named his town in his own ah always i was about to wonder if like what what like 30s french film is that what like french new wave cinema um and you showed us he showed us a movie

last night i think he seemed kind of disappointed because we were taking the i got that vibe well we weren't we weren't even taking the shit out of him. We were just joking so much and talking so much during the movie. We were probably being annoying. He showed us Miami Vice, and it's his favorite movie ever. And he was so excited to show us. And then we all just kind of talked the whole time. So I feel bad.

Yeah, but also we're not being too social. So when we're together, we just want to talk. I just want to rub Ryan's thighs and crack jokes with him but like I mean it's an entertaining movie I will say and like of course

Harrison can come back with well you were on your phone sometimes and talking you weren't paying attention and that's why I'm not counting the fact that I've

actually seen it like I didn't record it in my like letterbox diary yeah and your little girls your little pink flower diary my little girl film diary.

A. Even pussies need a diary. There's nothing wrong with having a diary. No. I keep a diary. It's the letterbox diary. It's the thing

where you can keep track of the movies you've seen. I didn't count it on that, but like, from what I saw, it's just kind of like, I just found it very funny, like very goofy funny,

like very, like the sex scenes were like eye rolling and eye rolling in a good way yeah because i'm coming so hard uh sex scenes it's jamie foxx the soundtrack was bumping dude the sound oh my god that's the shower song of the movie dude oh my god he just the movie abruptly starts i've i've never seen a movie start like that and i actually really like that the movie just straight up boom starts with uh that that remix of the lincoln of numb where it's like uh how does that fucking how's the remix go it's like one of those like club remakes

yeah I did like the opening but there came a point where I was just watching it and I'm like oh this is this is a movie where kind of it's a trope movie it's a movie that helped build a trope that now we see as a trope

there's a lot of that in this movie Jamie Foxx is always... Jamie Foxx always plays a character usually that's very alpha male-y and very just kind of cocky and it's like, okay, Jamie. That's probably how he is in real life, man.

I wouldn't want to fuck with Jamie Foxx. No, that's my problem is the fact that it's kind of like Seth Rogen. They only play themselves which is fine actually Ryan have you ever seen the Jamie Foxx show well Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx does have like he has range for his I like Jamie Foxx a lot and there's certain times were like the cockiness works to his advantage I think that's specifically why Tarantino casted him for jango is he

like was the vibe that he gives off because he does have like a very kind of classical smooth uh vibe to him hey that's he's also in the new jazz you want to see uh he's just smooth he's a smooth talker guess his real name of course his name is in Jamie Foxx. Of course. It's Benedict Jeter. Close. Eric Marlon Bishop. Okay. So Eric Bishop is his real name.

Damn, there's so many, like, how many celebrities, like Leonardo DiCaprio. That's not his. No, that's not his real name. Is it? It's not. It's a stage. No, that's his real name. I thought, like, he's, I thought he. Is it? It's not. It's a stage. No, that's his real name. I thought he's talked about how they chose that.

Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio. Oh, damn. Then I guess we just proved something that a lot of people might think that that's his... God. He's hot, dude. That's his fake name. We did see some people commenting... What's with the ads? Yeah, that ads seem a little different

uh basically we have a new partnership with studio 71 like we said uh for a year where they're going to be uh delivering us ads to do um but part of our partnership is uh i think they're testing something new with Spotify and Apple Music where the actual platform itself, like Spotify will begin to insert ads here and there in our podcast, but we still will have the regular ad reads coming back. Don't worry, guys. Don't worry,

guys. The ad reads are coming back. No, but I saw people were bummed that they're like, oh, are they not doing their own anymore? We're still doing our own. Spotify and Apple Music. Just in the time when we're getting things worked up, this is what they have set up yeah and they're also testing out it might be permanent this is more of like a a thing that's not on our end but on the actual like technical side of spotify and yeah apple music um but through the partnership it is it's it's massively helping us stay afloat as a business alongside Patreon.

Thank all of you. Give yourself a pat on the back if you're a patron. I'm not a patron, but I'm giving myself a pat. Technically we are. I mean, we can view the Patreon. Hey, we make content for the Patreon. So, I mean, content's still coming out for the Patreon. It's just a little less. There's actually one I'm excited because Matt lost an odds are,

and it's a really good one. Yeah. So yesterday while we were watching Miami Vice, I had the idea. I asked Matt, you know, what are the odds you have to watch a three-movie marathon where I get to choose the movies? And he looked at me with his Matthew grin. You know the one I'm talking about.

It's the one at the start of his newest music video. Go check that out on his YouTube channel and Twitter. It's within the first, I think, five seconds. It's like you're saying, yeah. And then you pop out that smile. Yeah, that classic Watson smile. Well, it's only from one side of my mouth because of the palsy I have. But we don't need to talk about that.

That's just embarrassing for the company. So he gave me that grin and he went two. Two! I threw a two at him. You went two and I went okay. Because twos are always fun. Because twos is like okay it's serious. Like something is happening.

Either Ryan's going to have to do it. I love twos because it is happening. It's happening yeah. But whether it's to me or you, what's the mystery? You got to use it on the right ones. And I think that was a good one for two. And we counted down and we both said the same number. So that meant Matt, unfortunately, now has to watch three movies.

I have to the end of today to kind of form my list and give it to him. And then at some point within a week after I give him the list, you have to do the marathon. I had to marathon them all. Back to back. Very similar to when I lost a bet to Justin to watch Igor. Classic movie. Yeah. I've told the story before how I saw that in theaters with my seventh grade math teacher.

It's an awful movie, man. It's bad, dude. It's really fucking terrible. I remember even in seventh grade thinking that movie sucked balls. See, in the video I made, I made it a point. You know when he's going, evil, you're evil, evil. Look at my mouth when I say evil, evil, evil. His mouth is like, it only moves once.

And it's like, come on, come on. I looked up movies that came out around that time. It's like, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all were cheap in it. No, that's the thing. Just like the movie Hoodwinked. Remember the movie Hoodwinked? Like the animation?

Oh, I kind of liked Hoodwinked when I was small. No, I loved Hoodwinked. I doubt I'd like it today. I liked the movie, but the animation was god awful in that movie. It just looks, it looks horrible. Like I remember even when it came out, I was like, this looks bad.

Guess what I saw for the first time and that I loved? Sorry, I didn't know Exhibit played the Grizzly Bear and Hoodwings and I promise that Exhibit is not in the movie that I'm talking about but guess what movie you've been wanting me to see I finally saw and I loved I saw it on your Letterboxd

did you do you check my Letterboxd well we'll just be at dinner and we'll be like what's Ryan been watching we'll go through but I you finally saw y'all make fun of my reviews too? No, we don't make fun of your fucking reviews. But I'm honored to know that you guys keep up with my letterbox. Of course.

I'm genuinely curious. I'm like, I wonder what. As long as it's. I feel good if you're generally interested. No, I am. But if you're looking for a goof in a laugh. I'm not looking for a goof. Then my feelings are hurt.

How am I going to look for a goof in what movies you've watched? I don't know. I'm insecure sometimes. I'm just a boy. When I haven't seen. I'm insecure sometimes. I'm just a boy. When I haven't seen a few days, I'm like. I'm just a boy with opinions on film. I like looking at your letterbox and I like seeing movies that I've seen as well. And I'm seeing like, how do we differ on that?

But Fargo was the movie I finally saw. Yes. So fucking good. It makes me want to watch the show. Because the show has a lot of good, like big people in it. Bob Odenkirk's in it. Bob Odenkirk has a, our favorite actor. oh what's his name uh billy bob thornton i haven't seen the show my mom watched it and said it was really good i love the fucking movie though the

fargo is one of like fargo is my i want to say favorite coen brothers movie really okay yeah i could say it's definitely up there i i want to watch no Country for Old Men again because I remember really liking that when it came out not when it came out but when I saw it I don't think I've seen that I haven't seen No Country for Old Men you know what, Coen Brothers movie is very underrated don't say Hail Caesar

because I did not like Hail Caesar A Serious Man I haven't seen that is that with uh matt damon no it's it's no i'm thinking what's the movie with i'm thinking of suburbicon or whatever that yeah it's not was that coen brothers i think it was like maybe i think that was a i don't know who that was by some george clooney project maybe i don't know well i haven't seen it so i haven't looked it up so i wouldn't know too much.

A Serious Man is the one where he's standing on the roof on the cover. Okay. That guy. Yeah. He was the main actor. I forgot his name. He plays the dad in, the actor plays the dad in Call Me By Your Name. Beautiful bodies.

Daring us to reach out and touch. I had to look away from the screen, especially when he bit into the fucking fruit with old cum in it. I was like, come on. Oh, that that part that yeah it's a little nasty like i had to look away anytime two men kissed in that movie that was like for me it's like like if a girl discharges a yeast infection into like a cantaloupe i'm not gonna go hey baby well to each his own ryan and i get that comes different than he but it was aged cum. It like aged the night, so you know it was crusty. It wasn't like still goopy, right?

I don't think it was the night. I think it was a couple hours. How fast? Yeah, but was the cum supposed to stay like soft? Was the shelf life of cum when exposed to air? Not good. It's not good. No, it's probably...

I've never like left cum out to see what happened. We should do a little science experiment. Also the thought of cum in my mouth. I've never like left cum out to see what happened. We should do a little science experiment. Also the thought of cum in my mouth. I've never, I've never tasted my own cum. Think about it. For me, it's like yolk, yolk, yolk. It's essentially the same shit, right? Like, yeah.

Is it? Does it have a yolk? Well, I mean, it's like, it's a protein. For those who have had cum in their mouth, in the comment section, without using the word cum because of ads and YouTube, I don't know. I'm just being careful. Would you say it's a – what consistency is cum? To all my fellas out there.

Fellas. Shooting in your own mouth. Yeah. Tell us what the consistency of cum is. Hey, mom. I know you're listening. Do you swallow it right away? Do you savor the consistency you swallow it right away?

Do you savor the consistency by swishing it around? Is it like a fine wine to some people? I gotta say, maybe this is too personal, but there is Don't talk about your cum. I'm not talking about my cum, no. I'm talking about if there's one

type of pornography that really grosses me out it's it's the the person opens their mouth and it's just oh they look calm yeah it's like gargling it's like no i don't want to know that's gross they're like like making it go through their teeth and shit stop it i don't want to see that i mean if that's your thing more power to you but for me that's that's a little choo-choo here comes the train that's what i do with my penis that's what my dad did when i was at a young age with his penis okay choo-choo here comes the train eat up gotta be big and strong get your protein i'm kidding i love my dad so

you're accusing your father of pedophilia on the podcast no i'm his son it doesn't count there's rules we're related it's not weird it can only it can either be inc father at pedophilia on the podcast. No, I'm his son. It doesn't count. There's rules about that. We're related. It's not weird. It can either be incest or pedophilia. It's one or the other. You can't have both. Choose.

You're being selfish. But, dude, come on. I'm sorry. I don't know why I did that. Let's do a science fair, like trifold thing. I miss science fairs. Where we leave like. Do you remember the vibe of like a science fair?

Yeah, she was awesome my shit was never great but I like seeing other kids shit I was never part of one my school never had one there was one I went to where a kids project was how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop it was an elementary school and they had a big board and chart

and they actually did like I think they did 10 it was a case study because you have to do several and they found the median of how many licks it would 10 it was a case study because you have to do several and they found the median of how many licks it would take it was hundreds of course but i was about to say like if they didn't do like a ton of research i'm like what did what did what is what is fun little project i i remember in first grade uh our one of our projects it wasn't like a science for anything but we had to make traps for leprechauns dude i did that too yeah i use like styrofoam cups and like and then you'll leave the classroom you You go do something like some, I think there's some St. Patrick's Day probably thing in the

gymnasium or whatever. And then we go back to the room and all of a sudden there's like green piss in the toilet and like green glitter. Green piss in the toilet. Yeah. Because the thing was the leprechaun would pee in the toilet and they put green like food dye in the toilet bowl to make us think that. Kids, look, there's would pee in the toilet and they put green food dye in the toilet bowl to make us think that

kids look there's green piss in the toilet whoa if we drink it is it good luck dude I remember fuck I was a kid and it was St. Patrick's Day and I made a leprechaun trap the night before and I set it up

like a little dream sequence I'm picturing this now. Wait, hold on. Like a little dream sequence. Yeah. I'm picturing kid Matt now. There's like a little white cloud around the edges of this memory. So I made a leprechaun trap and I left it in my kitchen overnight because back then I was all into like Easter Bunny

leprechauns. Yeah, did you leave the kitchen? Did you dab your way out of the kitchen? I did, yeah. Floss your way out of the kitchen? I flossed right out of there because i was a young lad and i wake up the next morning to get ready for school and my mom goes matthew looks like someone visited last night and i to this day i don't know how the fuck my parents pulled this off they were legitimate like baby footprints no way it dipped in green paint but they were like a real kid's footprint they weren't like painted on. Like it was like an actual kid's like baby footprints.

And I was like, I was like, where did you get? Like, I went to bed pretty late. When did you guys bring a baby in here since like last night? And they're like, we didn't. That was the leprechaun. And I still to this day, I have no idea what baby my parents got to dip their feet in like green paint and then walk around the house i'd like to imagine just like your parents adopting a kid for a day so they could do this and then just throwing it back the kids like i finally have a mom and dad it's like all right well go back let's do an

arts and crafts project to get to know one another it's finally i've always wanted Paris to do arts and crafts with. But, yeah, so leprechauns are tricky little devils. Yeah, we know one. Sean McLaughlin? Yeah. Sean McLaughlin. Top of the morning to you. Top of the morning to you. Sean's a sweet little man.

I say little because he is little. He is a tiny man. How tall is he? Like 5'8"? I mean, he's fit, but he's still a little man you know yeah i look at him and he's a little man yeah he'll always be a little man there's nothing wrong with being a little man no not at all i'm a big boy ain't nothing wrong with being a big boy either here's the thing except for the fact that um i i uh i don't have a realistic

interpretation of what i actually look like, I feel. From what, from how my friends react to me of how I comment on my weight and shit. Ryan can't see how damn sexy his ass is. I told you you look fucking great in that dress, by the way. Thank you. It fits you fantastically. Stop being so self-conscious. I was nervous about it.

Well, it looks good. And I actually was saving, I saw when you walked in the office this morning, I saw that look in your eyes because I didn't say anything. And I saw you were like, oh, he didn't didn't even he's not even gonna comment on my dress i'll save him for the podcast and i was to be honest i was a bit taken aback because you know i'm wearing a dress i don't i don't wear a dress often you know it has to be a special occasion for me to to bring a dress and wear it to the office especially under quarantine like think about how you know the trouble i went through to get this more fabric and fabric and collect more germs. When my friend Matt didn't comment on anything. You looked

and said hi. I could see that your eyes darted down. I started to think that you didn't like the dress. No, I love the dress. But now to hear it on the podcast I'm glad you saved it because it meant that much more. I don't know. It makes me feel good. That's what I'm here for, man. I just want to make you feel good. The moment this dress

comes off though, the demons come back. The demons. I see demons. The self-confidence demons. Demons. Well, keep the dress on as long as you fucking need to, buddy. Thanks, man. Never take it.

It becomes like a compulsion. You have to keep the dress on. The dress stays on. I think it was the Sekiro or Resident Evil where Tucker came in. Tucker was wearing a skirt or a dress or something. Are we going to talk about the dress? Just a little like fucking prank we did on Tucker. Because Tucker will never know we did that joke.

Exactly. Tucker comes in and says, hey, and he leaves and it's like, are you going to mention the skirt or am I? No, no. And then we just move on. I remember we had a pause. We were laughing so hard after that. I'm glad that Justin put your Pickle Rick. Yes, he did.

I was so happy about that because in one of the Animal Crossing episodes in the museum, there's like a thing that looks like a pickle like that we just passed for a second. And I was like, I, Justin, put a Pickle Rick face on that. But cut out when I'm asking you this. I just want to see if anyone notices. Right away, people are like, Justin put Pickle Rick in the episode. I'm asking you this I just want to see if anyone notices right away people are like Justin put Pickle Rick in the episode I'm like damn they're fast and people notice because in one of the episodes

where we take a screenshot because we do it a lot I hid something in one of the things I can't remember what episode that was it might have been like two or four I think it was four but what's my favorite type of edit is a subtle edit because then it's like maybe years later just the one person sees it and it makes them smile I love that it's like they're like I don't subtle edit because then it's like maybe years later just the one person

that sees it and makes them smile I love that it's like they're like I don't even know what episode it's in there's still one edit

to this day that nobody has found in um in a Game Grumps episode and I know what series it's in I just don't know

what episode it's in it's a it's a it's a Paper Mario episode good luck finding that I hid a gif of Tim Allen like behind bars or behind

a window somewhere not a gif sorry a PNG oh you showed me that when you did it way back when and like no one noticed it no one like commented on it so like I don't even know where that is and it's just like 152 and it's nice to know. I'm very confident no one will ever find that Tim Allen. There's edits I've put in

Super Mega episodes as well as Game Grumps episodes that no one's found anything yet. There's actually in one of our live action videos, I hid a little Easter egg that no one's ever found. Actually, it's in one of the Japan vlogs. I hid something. There's Easter eggs I used to hide in old videos, probably like Cyndago videos.

I love it. That Daniel and I did, but they were not nice. Are they still there? Maybe. Penises? No, no. Remember what I did to Tucker's desktop wallpaper? Yes.

You still have the desktop wallpaper I chose for you. Let's talk about both these things okay uh you brought up tucker first tucker has uh like a really nice beautiful photograph he took as his wallpaper on his computer of like a mountain range and one day when he wasn't at work i went in and like like very masterfully uh hid several erect penises in. One was up in the clouds, so I made it look like it was part of the cloud formation. One was among the trees. One was on a mountainside.

The trees one is the one I remember the most. Because you can't tell. I didn't just throw a picture of a penis. Are you coughing? Yeah. I just tried to make it actually look like when you notice, you're like, oh my God, there's a penis right there.

But I tried to blend it in really well. He never noticed. I had to show him eventually. It's still his wallpaper. I saw him recently at the Game Grumps office. Really? I haven't been to the Game Grumps office yet. I've been once. I don't think many people are there right now. Not as if anyone's there right now. The thing. The COVID-19 thing. But then

your wallpaper, which I changed like three weeks ago? A month ago? Yeah, at least a month ago. It's a beautiful, high-quality image of a man pleasuring himself and ejaculating upon his chest with his bro right by his side onlooking with such wonder and amazement. But the cum is like he's shooting mid-frame. It's mid-shoot. There's like a glob of cum mid air. And also the picture.

The photography on that's perfect. No, it's a good picture. But the thing is like, you can only see the tip of his penis coming through his hand. And it looks like a baby penis. Like for some reason, the head looks so small compared to his hand. And maybe it's, I think it's just because. Maybe he just has big hands. Yeah.

And also just because you're only seeing the tip of the tip so it just looks like he's holding a really small penis but it's his friend has that look where he's like whoa what's that I've never seen that before that's good but I after Ryan changed that my wallpaper I left it I'm keeping it I can't wait for someone to I'll rob her to break into the office and just walk into the workroom and just be like all right you know I won't steal from these guys. Not as much from these guys as I was going to. He won't steal my computer because he's scared of it making him gay. He's like, so then I get to keep mine.

Yeah. I gotta drain the main vein. Right now? Right now. Okay, we can take a break. Yeah, let's take a break. Take a small little break. I think this is where one of those ads on Spotify and Apple Music would go. No.

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Sorry we're bringing it in with Animal Crossing talk, ladies and gentlemen but uh at least for me personally I tend to miss fish usually only when I'm using the pro controller if I'm using the joy cons like attached to the switch I never miss catching a fish ever I think it's cause of like the uh I already got the achievement where it's you know where it's like

catch a hundred fish in a row without missing you know oh you got that yeah I got that the day after the game came out how many nook miles achievement where it's like, catch 100 fish in a row without missing, you know. Yo, you got that? Yeah, I got that the day after the game came out. How many Nook Miles was that? It was like 1,000, 2,000 or some shit like that. Damn. Because it's three levels. I think it was like 300, 500, 1,000, maybe something like that.

I don't know. I want to get that. That sounds awesome. I just like the Nook Miles system so addicted. I wasn't even going for it. I just fished a shit. I've already fished all the fish I can get right now. For this current season?

Yeah. Well, once it's April, you'll get some new fish. I caught the ranchu. Is that how you pronounce it? Ranchu goldfish? I don't know. Don't look the puffy face. You've just blown way past me in terms of collecting.

How many fossils do you have? I don't know. I'd have to check. You have a full fossil right have? I don't know. I'd have to check. I don't think I have a... You have a full fossil right now. I don't. By the way, I found out you can make the fossils move. What? Like, I put one down, and it was the Triceratops skull, and then I clicked on it like it was

an item, and the head moved up. Oh, so you can, like, change the pose? I think so. Whoa. That's what it looked like. That's cool. At least maybe just the head. I don't know if it's the whole body.

That's really fucking cool, man. Yeah, I'm excited because after this podcast, we're going to go record some more Animal Crossing because we are on that Animal Crossing kick right now. Just addicted. I am so addicted. It's such a good game. And we're currently doing this kind of work schedule where we come in like one to two times. One to two times a week to try to quarantine ourselves to the fullest capability, but come in and just record and record and record.

And it's just us two at the office. Yeah, so we're trying to – we're going to be recording some more Animal Crossing today. I limit contact outside of that just, you know. Oh, yeah. Just because like – I've been wearing my mask. I've been wearing my mask and wearing my gloves there are too many variables i mean right now there are still too many variables just because um you have a house with like through well one of the people one of the people is gone

carson's not there right now carson's trapped in the good old sc yeah a little he's gonna bring it back i hope not he's been hanging out with someone who's who had it or whose mom whose mom had it trapped in the good old SC. Yeah. He's going to bring it back. I hope not. He's been hanging out with someone who had it. Whose mom had it. Allegedly had it. But she didn't get tested. Because tests weren't available.

So she could have just been sick. Because he didn't get it. He didn't get sick yet. And he would have already gotten it by now, luckily. Also could be asymptomatic. You never know. We could have it right now, man. Yeah. There are masks here at the office right

i need to take some home uh jackson said there were i don't know if there are there should be he lied to me i i i have just a reusable mask i've been i've been using um but those those not a lot of masks work it seems you gotta have like the special n95 type but it doesn't matter i feel i feel like it helps any so like even a a bandana or a scarf you know anything will help just to keep not to the fullest extent but like it's just one of those things where you just want to be as careful as you can be i saw a great animated graph that explained why staying home... Was it the one infects three, then those three infect the other three?

Yeah, and then it shows that, and then it shows what would happen if just one of the people had stayed home and how big of a difference it makes. It's scary, though, because America is the biggest country in terms of numbers right now. That sounded like a Donald Trump statement.

America's the biggest country in the terms of numbers. We're also a very unique case in the fact that, you know, I'm not saying states rights, but in terms of each state in and of itself is handling things differently. So when you look at U.S. numbers as a whole, they're going to be very strange because right now New York is going through it. I don't think they've peaked yet. No, I don't think the peak has happened yet for sure. And the peak – It's close, I think. Yeah.

Well, maybe it's not even close. We don't know. Nobody knows. You got to wait day by day and watch. The whole world shut down though. It's crazy man this is something like this is what this year is going to be remembered for oh 100 is that 2020 is going to be like oh that was the corona but there's a lot of things that are going to come

out of it there's going to be a lot of people who are forced to kind of like change the way you do think if this affects the economy as much as it as much as people are fearing um then i feel like there's a lot of room for new things like for fashion to change for the way uh gaming like gaming could change in terms of how it's delivered um uh you're you're already seeing movies change how oh yeah being how now a lot of people are offering movies that would be in theaters for 20 you know at home uh i think onwards one of them yeah they already put it they've released movies early like frozen 2 is another i just know disney's advertised of course because because it's Disney. They advertise kind of like what they're doing, hardcore. And a lot of movies are put on hold of filming.

So, yeah, this is going to shape so – I think it's changed everything when this virus hit. It just changed everything because everything – like human history is going to be different now because of it, I think. I feel like fashion's going to be interesting because nobody can go out and get a haircut and really kind of buy as much clothing where a lot of places are shut down and closed because they're deemed as non-essential businesses. It's time to grow that hair out, boys. So I really feel like this is going to create a wave of something. Yeah, it's interesting how it will slightly affect fashion.

It'll affect music. I'm not saying I'm excited for this huge impact on the economy, but I'm interested to see kind of when you look, we can now look back at 9-11 era and be like, that was the 9-11 era. We're still post

9-11, but I don't think you would categorize America as post 9-11 America anymore you and I lived through that period for a good bit of our lives but we're past that but now it's going to be kind of like this new era this new kind of thing that is going to create a lot of

paranoia I feel like also in the younger generation could you imagine if you were a kid not going to school and like not being able to like like go out and see your friends and shit that much yeah i think i think uh well it because i think things were going a certain way like with how just kind of everything's evolving in terms of like pop culture and stuff and then something comes around just completely like makes it take a different turn and now we're going on that path yeah global like yeah but this is this is the first like thing i've seen in my lifetime that's

not like a country or multi-country issue but it's like a global issue i like when's the last time you can remember where there was something that was like an actual global issue like this where it affects everyone on earth not just like americans or not just you know south korea i can't remember anything personal. I mean, there's been other pandemics before, but nothing like this. Yes. It's just, I know someone that's in the ICU right now. Really?

Because of it. Yeah. They have like an underlying condition or is it their age? They're in their mid fifties, probably healthy. Now they're in the ICU on a ventilator. Scary. It seems like it's almost like person to person. I've seen cases where a lot of people that seem like fully healthy with no underlying conditions suddenly just end up in the ICU.

This is just what I've heard. I don't want to spread rumors, but I heard depending on blood type is a big thing too. You would rather want to be O instead of like A. O is the magical blood type. Yeah. It's because I think if you're O,

you can give and receive like any type of blood. Mm-hmm. Where, but yeah, blood types are interesting.

Like, what happens if I can inject it with a blood type that's like not, I don't know why it's not on our driver's licenses or

something, because like, what if you need a sudden like emergency blood transfusion? They don't know what type to give you. I feel like it's pretty easy to test for blood type.

Yeah, they could probably figure that out in seconds. In a lot of Asian countries, that's a big thing. All they do is look at your driver's license and be like, no, we can cut him up. He's dead. Throw his organs up. Are you a donor? Yeah.

I'm a donor too. Of course. I don't need these things once I'm gone. No, all I need to be remembered by Is an urn and some ashes Give my usefuls To a kid that needs them Give a huge cock

To some dude that needs a cock transplant Yeah and create one of those YouTube videos Where the mother gets to go Look at this dude's cock Where it's like That's a part of my boy My mom gets to go look at this dude's cock. Where it's like, that's a part of my boy. My mom gets to go see this.

It's just some fat incel. I could see The Onion doing a video like that. Or ClickHole doing a video like that. Where it's just kind of like, yeah, okay. He pulls down his pants. He's like, are you ready? It's his cock. It's his cock. It's cock.

But they would actually, I would want the, whoever made that video to commit and there be an actual cock. Show the actual cock. Yeah. You and I could produce it.

Yeah. Couldn't star in it. I don't want my cock to be shown in it, but did you, did you see the news about ClickHole? No.

Cards Against Humanity bought ClickHole. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Very interesting. I, I, a part of me is worried because Cards Against Humanity bought Clickle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Very interesting. I, a part of me is worried because Cards Against Humanity, like, while their company is proven to, like, I think be, okay, if anything, it's proven itself to be a good company in terms of marketing similar to Pornhub.

They will take current events and kind of put a spin on it. You know, troll a company. Like a... I don't know. I just feel like they have that vibe that Pornhub has when it comes to advertising. Kind of like cocky... Cocky, but also helpful.

Yeah, yeah. But there's a part of Cards Against Humanity that's, you know, kind of cringe. Cringey. Bro. It's a fun game to play, Humanities that's, you know, kind of cringe. Cringey. Bro. It's a fun game to play, but like... Did you just post cringe? I don't know if...

I don't know. Clickhole was such a good... Their sense of humor was just so beautiful, and I'm hoping that Cards Against Humanities... Humanity? Humanities? Cards Against Humanity. Cards Against Humanity. I hope that they can continue it

in the same direction it has been going for years and not change it doesn't click hole does not need to be changed because click hole is beautiful funny some of the I think older click holes the

fun is because some of the newer ones aren't as funny to me but I think there's still so many gyms in there frequently I love the older ones movie reviews I haven't seen the onions movie reviews. They're so good.

I've seen ClickHole's video game reviews, though, that are just or like their video game essays that are just so just missing the mark. And it's so funny. Like there's one about Crash Bandicoot. And it's like this game is about a, like a war veteran who struggles with PTSD. Oh yeah. And they just like get the whole story of the game completely wrong. And it's so funny because the Donkey Kong one is, it's like, it's about like this game

features a deaf female protagonist. It's so good. I, I love, love, love ClickHole. But we'll see. I mean, it's going to show up on our feeds. So yeah, we shall see I mean it's gonna show up on our feeds so yeah we shall see we shall and uh my mom also update

from the last podcast my mom is hella thick my mom said uh she said gosh dang it Matthew she bounces around the room like a Roomba she said if you keep posting pictures of my text messages or my phone calls, I will kill you. So my mom doesn't like me posting things that invade her privacy for some reason.

Did you upload the Patreon thing? I did, yeah. My favorite thing is when Don made last week week's thumbnail he didn't censor the picture enough yeah you can still see like the cum and shit so the picture of drake sucking cock uh don put it we we told don i said don draw drake holding up a picture that's censored like like do we i figured he would just like it look censored, like a fake picture. He puts the real picture the dude sucking cock would come on his face in the thumbnail

and then pixelates it but pixelates it just a little bit. It seems like it's 200 by 200. So then when you see the thumbnail small, it doesn't even look pixelated. It's just like, oh, that's a dude sucking cock would come on his face in the thumbnail. So I had to go back in after the fact and like pixelate it way more because i was like

i was like don i can't we can't put a picture of a dude sucking cock on because like yeah you sent a picture of a dude sucking cock with cum on his face to your mom and what about it she didn't like it well you don't know that she she she told me not to post these texts but maybe i can read them she goes she goes she goes and you didn't need to tell me that was drake's son i know who drake is and i was like did she she's like trying to prove to you that she's not a boomer she was like yeah didn't your mom get mad at you for you calling her a boomer joseph thanksgiving weekend my mom was at my place visiting and she said something and I was like, okay, boomer. And she just went off on me.

She was like, I do not appreciate that. I don't like that at all. That's, that's, she got really upset. Whatever you say, boomer. And then the next day we were out at, I was at a bar with my mom and she said something else. And I was so tempted because it was the perfect, perfect time for me to be like, okay, boomer. But I know if I did that, she would have lost her shit in public and just probably reached across the table and slapped me in front of my friends. Your mom's very physically aggressive.

Yeah, she... Stop with the fucking eyes you're giving me. I see that. I see you're trying to bait a response out of me with that. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. I can hear it in your voice. I was just saying. Get your sock away from the candle, dude. You're going to like... It warms me with that. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. I can hear it in your voice. No, I was just saying.

Get your sock away from the candle, dude. You're going to light it up fast. It warms my foot up. Do you know how fast a sock catches on fire? Not that fast. Yeah, dude. Socks. You want to prove it?

Yeah. Watch. I'll get a lighter and I'll just flick it against your sock and I'll go. It's actually really satisfying. Well, don't do that. Wow. I don't want to promote people doing that. Yeah.

Someone's going to burn their house down doing that. Ooh, baby, I love your ways every day. I want to be with you night and day. I just want to play Animal Crossing, bro. So bad. Yeah, me too. I got to stop saying bro. I've been saying bro too much.

It's like stuck in my vocabulary now. Why? Twitter, I think. I say man a lot. Well, I don't say it. I say I text it. Like, I always feel like it in my vocabulary now. Why? Twitter, I think. I say man a lot. Well, I don't say it. I say I text it. Like, I always feel like it's more personable. I do too.

Like, okay, man. Hey, what's up, man? Hey, man, what's up? Or like ending it with a ha ha. I do this. It's like, remember, this is a lighthearted text. I do that with LaMau. I always put LaMau.

Maybe I should start doing LaMau instead of ha ha. I think LaMau makes it read funnier. I think Lamal is a good... I don't know if it reads as like more sarcastic. And I don't know if that could get me in trouble. Dude, is that how you read my messages? No, because I know how you... I know you.

I know how you talk. I know what kind of goof you are. Yeah, Lamal can come off as kind of sarcastic. Lamal. I wish we... We got to start saying Lamal in real life. Lamal. Oh, heyastic Lamal I wish I wish we got to start saying Lamal in real life Lamal

oh hey Lamal you and I should do a movie like oh what was it called the pixels except it's when

memes come to real life Ryan every now and then you have a million dollar idea and let me tell you what that was one of them that has to be our first feature length movie then you have a million dollar idea and let me tell you what that was one of them that has to be our first feature length movie

we already have a lot of I want to make like a short movie with you my man we were talking last night about it we were because there's a lot of funny ass ideas it would just be it would be more just to kind of say we did it and kind of like also the challenge of doing it

I think it would be cool i want to make something that you and i laugh at when we watch it back like we watch it we're proud of it and we just laugh our ass off like the editing would be like i just feel like uh i don't know you it's not you wouldn't just want to make a comedy like i would want to make a comedy that really kind of has uh it hones in our humor like we're like okay this is what we want to do with what we've kind of has a it hones in our humor like we're like okay this is what we want to do with what we've kind of been known for and what we love to do and i want to inject that in whatever we create i'd love to do a stylized comedy where it's like stylized after right it's just top of the top of the bar no um i think i think dude for a split second i thought you were laughing that hard at it i was

like whoa no the the first bit the second the second loud loud part was me making fun of myself well that's classy but it was a gen uh it was a generous and legitimate laugh if you i've done that before where it's like i'll laugh too hard at first so it's like oh so now I'll laugh extra hard to make fun of myself so people know I'm aware but then I'll do it around the wrong group of people and everyone's just quiet and I'm like oh fuck so it's usually like a dude but it's like just quiet

that's happened to me before it's uncomfortable that's me slapping the arm of the chair why do I do that why do you do that sometimes when something's funny you're just like it's like you have extra energy it's uncomfortable. That's me slapping the arm of the chair. Why do I do that? Why do you do that sometimes when something's funny? You're just like... It's like you have extra energy. It's like, fuck. I know.

It feels good to laugh. That's the whole thing about knee slapping. Until a knee slapper, you gotta slap your knee. I've noticed when I... If I take an edible and then laugh really hard at something, it's like I hit things extra hard when I'm laughing when I've taken an edible. It's like I can't express enough laughter, so I'll be like, and I'll slap my fucking leg until it's red. Edibles are like my main go-to right now.

You don't want to smoke, bro. I mean, you got to have those healthy lungs right now. Yeah. Edibles are getting me through this rough time Of staying at home and doing absolutely nothing I have one more bag of smokies left And then they're gone I got sand in my phone case Where did sand come from?

Did you go to the beach? No I have not been to the beach in ages Did you go to Santa Monica when you weren't supposed to? No I have stayed indoors I don't know where the sand in my phone case came from Maybe it's not sand There's no traffic but there's can maybe it's not sand maybe it's

just there's no traffic but there's still like it's not deserted in LA it not yet yeah and I wonder if it will get to that point um I doubt

it there's way too many people in LA people staying out I saw some rumor that there were cops in mid-city pulling people over and asking why they were out and

fake if they didn't deem it necessary they give you a $400 ticket. Fake news. Because I couldn't see it happening because when I got, when someone told me about that, I was like, there's so many cars out right now. How would they?

I looked into it and like, I think the actual LAPD was like, hey, we have no reports of this happening and we're not telling any of our police officers to do that. So if you could please send us like like please send us a picture of the ticket so we can get to the bottom of this some people are saying it could have been a scam like people posing as officers yeah but the person never like sent the picture of the ticket supposed ticket they got I think wow someone's

trying to get some likes on Twitter by making up bullshit no that's the thing it's it's the same thing with Reddit like when you go to ask Reddit and you hear like this story you I mainly read it more of kind of like a it's guilty pleasure, like indulgence. Like I can't honestly believe everything I read on like a website. If I have this shit on Ask Reddit, I guarantee people bullshitting. Which is sometimes they make good stories.

Yeah, it's entertaining. That was interesting to read. Not me, but a friend. Or like r slash relationships. How many of those are just like people that are kind of honestly just not out of it, but that just kind of went a little off the rails and

created this fake, just this kind of like oh, if I had this problem and I can get these people like, I feel like there's something about like creating your own reality i feel like it gives a lot of people control those may those who may not have control and they're like some way and facet in their own life they i think they're more inclined to lie some people catfish yeah because i think that it's the whole uh and i've watched a lot of catfish so i'm a bit of an expert on this i think it's like uh um they don't like who they are so they create like another uh person that they feel like they can be and then get a lot of

uh enjoyment out of living as like a second person that's not themselves there's people who are malicious though oh absolutely and it's it it's like, they're still going after the same kind of thing, which is power, but it's more of like a, just a very just venomous, uh, style. Yeah. Catfish, catfishers suck. If you're, if you're doing that, that's horrible to do to somebody. Don't do that. Please, please, please, please be nice.

Just, just be yourself. People, people will love you for who you are. There's too many middle school girls and boys that, I don't know. You and I have had this conversation. We just feel like middle school boys and girls are kind of like the worst when it comes to having a moral compass. There's like ISIS. What about ISIS, Ryan? what about ISIS Ryan well that's why ISIS

they throw a bunch of kids into a warehouse and make them kill captives so they can desensitize them because when you desensitize a kid they're fucked for life you can't come out of that you don't come out of that there's no way you can no like well I mean

if you're killing as a kid you're pretty fucked I mean I don't know it's just because I feel like at such a young age you're killing as a kid you're pretty fucked yeah i mean i don't know it's just because i feel like at such a young age you're removing such a uh such a barrier that that most people have and once that barrier is gone i feel like it's hard to get it back like if you grew up killing people no certain they also grow up in a society where it's like they i guess there's like a huge there's there's swaths of groups that are just kind of like that is the lifestyle for some reason would

you say they live in a society yeah well i'm saying like in a in a way yeah i i am saying it is to achieve a form of empathy, like a societal empathy to where people are still responsible for themselves, but people are looked after and thought of. And I think when you aspire to that, that's where you see kind of like developed nations and then more underdeveloped nations will have a big like a huge root in crime and violence uh you think of like a lot of countries in south america or in the

middle east for example yeah where it is like kind of like hey that's my life like for them they're fighting for something right right for them, they're fighting for something. Right. Right. For here, if someone's fighting for something, it's, it's a racist with a tiki torch. Yeah. Or luckily nothing as of recent really has come about like it, but it'll be some, some gun nut with a bomb, like the Unabomber or something like Waco, Texas, where like, there's a lot of people that, you know, there's it's more like that, like confined cases. But in more kind of rural countries, there's more room for that, the unempathetic to breathe. But then you can also make the argument for, you know, when you get up to the root of like when you think of an empathetic society and when they have a government empathy is then lost in the higher ups for the lower yeah there's always

there's always a lack of empathy but whether it turns into violence or corruption is dependent on kind of i feel like the uh the monetary status of the nation i guess right right i uh Right. I, uh, that was all very, very intellectual. Yeah. I, uh. Probably stupid, very stupid. I, I, well.

But I'm just talking out loud to my friend. No, and I'm listening. No, I know. I'm just, I'm just making sure that when people are listening that I'm not, I'm not trying to have a, like, I'm not trying to pose as like a scientist or something. So if I get something wrong or I sound stupid, it's probably because it's stupid and I'm a stupid well talking to my friend. Can I be honest with you? What?

And it's not your fault at all. Halfway through that, I went into this weird trance like state. Yeah. The past three minutes of my life have, I can't remember anything. I was just, did you,

did you see during that? I was like, yeah, we were just talking about, I guess I was just making the point about empathy and how, and depending on kind of the thriving or non-thriving of a nation of how it embeds itself in either, I guess, violence or corruption. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, really. I got it. I'm not being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, really, I got it. I'm not being like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like people. My favorite thing is like the comments I see. Or violence and corruption, Matt.

What? Like in Mexico. What about the people that think I'm a legitimate sociopath because it's like, you know, he lost his sister's wedding footage. Doesn't even care. Just jokes about it. Deleted Jackson's Animal Crossing, Tom. I think he's a legit sociopath because it's like, you know, he lost his sister's wedding footage. Doesn't even care. Just jokes about it. Deleted Jackson's Animal Crossing, Tom. I think he's a legit sociopath. It's like, thank you, armchair analysis of my psyche.

Thank you. Because I've been thinking the same thing. And ever since I see this, the more I see people say it, the more the more I become inclined to throw him away in a loony bin. Hey, he's a socialist. Dom was in the elevator with me and he was trying to say he's anti-social and he's like, I'm very anti-socialist.

I was like, you're what? He's like, I'm anti-socialist. I was like, oh, you don't like socialism? He's like, well, I talk to people. I was like, oh, anti-social. He's like, oh, yeah, oops. Oof, oof, I'm gone. I love Dom. Oh, biscuits. Is that just him eating biscuits?

Yeah. Don laying in bed with a bunch of biscuits. He just noticed a hot plate of biscuits. Oh, biscuits. Oh, fuck. I spent too much time baking the biscuits. I forgot to draw the thumbnail. Oh, shit.

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