supermegashow - EP 188 - Burglars Beware

Episode Date: April 15, 2020

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Only at Tim's At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time Is that just like a kid Is that a kid yelling It's either a coyote or a kid The fuck is that I wanna go outside Let's go see what this is

We'll be right back There is someone down the street Making Yelling like that over and over again outside. Yeah, let's go see what this is. We'll be right back. There is someone down the street making a noise. Yeah, just yelling like that over and over again. And I can hear someone else, another street down, yelling back, doing other noises. So

you were saying it's like in Italy when everyone was singing out their window. Yeah, except this is Burbank's version of it, I guess. Two dumbasses yelling out their window. So Ryan went and threw a few of his own... Here, I'll roll it back to see if it picked it up outside the window. Here it is. Yeah.

Did they respond? I don't think so. They kept screaming back. I don't hear anymore. Yeah. I think someone yelled at them to shut up. It was almost as beautiful as what happened in Italy. People kept changing those videos and making it look like they were singing other songs.

And a lot of people believed it. Anyway, episode 188 of the Super Mega Podcast. Welcome, boys and girls Hope everyone is doing well in quarantine Or if you're listening to this out of quarantine In the future Hope we didn't die Yeah doubt it I don't think so

Fingers crossed How you been Ryan? How's your week been? You bored as hell? I guess Yeah I've just been Doing the same shit I've been uh

Just kinda Can't remember if on the last podcast I said what my sleeping schedule was I think I did Yeah It's about the same Like I'll stay up

Cause I stay up just for Animal Crossing For that 5am Just so I can It's beautiful Do it Oh Jesus Christ Sorry I actually threw up in my mouth but I had to swallow it

I see the tears in your eyes yeah I can see it's kind of watery but uh I've been playing Animal Crossing been playing Call of Duty

been playing uh I mean that's essentially it for that and then been watching movies same been

I don't know I just I just wake up and it's just kind of like there's no purpose it's great so i i just feel like i don't i don't care when i wake up or when i go to bed because it doesn't matter yeah i feel that uh for us i've been watching movies ryan yeah you oh yeah here's an update matt uh after our intervention last episode he went and he watched uh the three movie his three movie marathon which was how to save a life uh lord of the rings return of the king which is three and a half hours and

yeah so can we can let's go one by one. Let's talk about it because I have seen all of these movies but one, I would say. Yeah, so you haven't seen them. But I don't remember Return of the King. I just remember not liking

Lord of the Rings when I was little. Yeah, so while you were stuck twiddling your thumbs wondering what the hell do I do with my day, I was lucky enough to have my whole day lined up. So I woke up nine,

10 hours. Almost. Uh, I started at around 11 a.m. Uh, I went in my living room. Um, and I was actually,

here's the thing was I was looking forward to doing, uh, not much that day. I, I kind of was like, it was like, Oh, I'm going to try to maybe, you know, do something creative today. I don't know. to doing not much that day. I kind of was like, oh, I'm going to try to maybe do something creative today. I don't know. Just do something fun. Yeah.

No. I was like, fuck. I told Ryan, I promised I would do it before the next podcast, and it's either I do it on this day or I do it tomorrow. And tomorrow was slowly looking like it was not going to be an option because I was going to be busy. So I was like, okay, fuck. You know what? I i do it tomorrow uh and tomorrow was slowly looking like it was not gonna be an option because i was gonna be busy so i was like okay fuck you know what i'll do it and it wasn't something i planned i wasn't like i'm gonna wake up today and do it it was kind of a spur of the moment i was like you're just like i'm just gonna get i'm just gonna do it knock it out of the way so i put on to save a life uh which as as described in a past episode, is a Christian movie,

one of those, where a kid's friend, so this kid saves another kid when they're young. He pushes them out of the way of a truck and they're best friends. Then in high school, the kid that got pushed out of the way of the truck

becomes a hotshot and he becomes cool, but the kid that saved his life is not cool anymore. He's not not cool so this one friend just changes and and doesn't realize that his old friend the one that saved his life is is is struggling with with with mental illnesses and depression so uh said friend comes to school and shoots himself in the head in front of everybody yeah uh and then the guy what What a scene though. I know. It was really poorly done. Riveting.

I know. But then he basically, you know, joins church reluctantly. And how much screen time does our boy Crowder have? A lot. He's a supporting character. Some might say he's one of the antagonists of the film. He is. It's not the antagonist.

You know what? I'm going to take it upon myself. I'm going to spoil the movie. You know what? Because I don't... Who cares? I don't think it's... Who cares, man?

The one guy out there that was going to watch it tomorrow with his youth group and he's been excited all week. Oh, god damn it! Yep. Because the first time I saw it, the only time I've seen it

was at a dollar theater with my youth group. In Columbia. In Columbia, yeah. It was the Nickelodeon. No, Nickelodeon's not a dollar theater. That's just an independent theater. It's a nickel columbia was the nickelodeon no nickelodeon's my dollar theater that's just an independent it's a nickel theater it was uh the dollar theater uh if if y'all live like in ermo columbia area it's the dollar theater off of san andrews road it's on san andrews road

well yeah basically you know he starts going to church he meets this youth pastor who's a who's a cool dude but you know he's, he's kind of, dude, he was guilting him so bad. He's like, like, so the main character gets drunk one night at a party and he has sex with his girlfriend. Intercourse. Intercourse. Yep.

Unprotected. Not out of course. Not any kind of foreplay bullshit. Intercourse. But they take off shirts and stuff. And I remember watching them like, what's the line when they're offering kids something for them to lust after and for them teaching a lesson about lust well you see ryan a lesson was taught because

lo and behold she gets pregnant but the best part is uh she wants to get rid of it good and uh he says baby no this is a decision for both of us and he got his dream scholarship to his dream college and so did she. And he convinces her to keep it. And then they give it up for adoption. He still goes off to college, leaving her with the kids. Hey, I pumped this thing into you. You're going to have to ride it out, baby. He convinces her to keep it. And there's

so many plots in the movie, dude. There was like 12 different plots going on. Steven Crowder's whole plot was just, didn't he kind of get with her? Yeah. He slept with the main character's girlfriend. And then when he finds out she's pregnant, he goes, you slut! That's just what a lot of those movies turn out to be. There's a lot of that genre out there.

But I'm glad we get to see one made for a youth group. I know. And I completely lost my train of thought. Did you make a stinky over there? I did, but it's fine. I hope that stays over there. Me too. I'm praying that's staying over there.

So then was Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. There was more I wanted to say, though, about How to Save a Life. To Save a Life. To Save a Life. How to Save a Life is the phrase song which they couldn't use in the movie. They did have a good

Switchfoot song though. There's like the where he becomes like fully Christian and it's dare you, dare you to move. I'm kidding. I don't know who does that.

That's not Switchfoot. I don't know who that is. That's Third Eye Blind bro. Switchfoot has the dare you to move. And he's like getting baptized and shit in the ocean. Great movie though. though highly recommend it

do you? yeah I had fun with it it wasn't the worst movie I've seen it was bad though the cinematography was it better or worse

than God's Not Dead 2? it was more fun it was more fun than God's Not Dead yeah I had more fun watching it just because I think

this one was more ridiculous than God's Not Dead. Yeah. Okay. I had more fun watching it just because I think this one was more ridiculous than God's Not Dead, too. Moving on to the next movie. Lord of the Rings. Return of the King. The third and final movie. Return of the King. I've seen no Lord of the Rings movies. So Ryan was like.

So how does the movie begin? What are you put into? Let me see if I can remember how it begins. Because it all just kind of goes together three and a half hours of fight scenes one big like gray mishmash

of just Mr. Frodo so I have not seen the first two Lord of the Rings so Ryan picked the last one I can't imagine

how fucking miserable some of watching it I gotta say it was good like if I well made film yeah well yeah

if I knew what was going on I could tell I would have loved it I would have thought it was a great movie it had a great movie. It had a lot of touching parts, a lot of great action, a lot of cool shit.

And I remember watching it and being like, man, this would be cool if I knew what the fuck was going on. I remember you told me, it's like, dude, something about the ending. Like, I was getting a little bit emotional even though I had no idea what was going on. Oh, I got really invested in the ending. Like, the last 20 minutes, my eyes were just glued to the screen. And I was just like, whoa. like oh damn so the rest of the movie was kind of just a fog but then the ending i liked but so what did you think of uh samuel tarley and and frodo and the ring and the volcano and all that okay so let me tell you what i think happened okay just tell me what from what you saw what's going on how did it start? Okay, so it starts with

With Smeagol And some other dude And they're on a, they're fishing Is it Sam? I don't know Sam's the bigger one It's the guy that With blonde hair

No, it's Smeagol and then whoever Smeagol's Bro, boy toy was I don't know, it's just another Smeagol dude No, look at his reflection Smeagol. No, he's looking at his reflection. Smeagol is Gollum, like the same person. So he's like when he's talking to that other thing. No, no, no. It's Smeagol before he became like the corrupted by the rain.

Yeah, it's when he was still a human. There's two versions. The version that's talking to him like, come on, get it. And then there's the. But this was the starting scene is him with like another dude in a boat. Okay. And then the fishing. I don't even remember, dude. And then the's the... But this was the starting scene is him with like another dude in a boat. Okay. And then the fishing. I don't even remember, dude.

And then he... The fish pulls him in the water and... Smeagol gets pulled into the water? No, no, no. Do you see the fish? His friend pulls him in. Oh. I mean, his friend gets pulled...

Fuck! His friend gets pulled in and at the bottom of the pond, he finds the ring and he brings it up and Smeagol sees it and Smeagol's like, I want that. Like, it's very innocent. Like, they're very innocent. You can see the ring instantly corrupt Smeagol and he's like, I want that. So is Smeagol sees it. And Smeagol's like, I want that. It's very innocent. They're very innocent. You can see the ring instantly corrupt Smeagol. And he's like, I want that. So is Smeagol not a goblin yet?

No, he's a human. He's just a person. He's a person. Is he a normal sized person? Yeah. It's just Andy Serkis. Wait, so Andy Serkis is just... I didn't even know Andy Serkis...

I know Andy Serkis played Gollum, but I only thought he did the motion capture. I didn't know he also played the character. No, he plays like himself. Okay. Because Smeagol, unfortunately, does look like him. And he kills his friend for the ring, and then it goes into a montage of him becoming fully corrupted,

and then it's like, I'm sorry. I'm just... My farts smell like old produce. Well, I'm glad I'm on this side of the room. I have to take a poop break. I have to. Can you wait until I'm done with all these movies? I can't, dude. Come side of the room I have to take a poop break I have to can you wait until I'm done with all these movies I can't dude I can't

what are the odds you have to wait until I'm done reviewing all the movies zero you can hold it in the odds are three two one two hold it in baby so basically what happens?

So then... I'm just fucking with you. Basically, then Frodo and them, they're on a mission to throw the ring into a volcano. Also, the day I watched it, Krakatoa erupted. Or the next day. So, interesting coincidence. Might have had something to do with me. But then they throw it, and there's a lot of fight scenes. Do you like the fight scene with Legolas and Gimli?

I don't know who that is. I watched the whole movie. I don't know who that is. Is Legolas Orlando Bloom? Yeah. Okay. And Gimli's the dwarf, I think. Is Gimli the kind of cross-eyed?

The dwarf. The only dwarf in the movie. Is that when they... He reminds me of Hagrid. Little Hagrid. Yeah, Little Hagrid. And he yells, they yell, For Frodo!

Yeah. Movie's great. It was enjoyable. I did like it. And the ending was great. I'm glad... Was the evil wizard in this one or did he die in

two towers he was not in 9-11 Sauron was in it okay like the tower no the tower but like in there's like

there's Gandalf and then there's the other fucking wizard dude that's played by Christopher Lee isn't that who Sauron is isn't Sauron like

that wizard? Okay, well I didn't learn a lot when I watched it. I had no idea the fuck was going on. That was actually the hardest one to get through. Sauron is explained in the beginning of the first movie. Okay, yeah. Sauron just showed up. The very first scene is explaining. Sauron's a cool fucking character. He's a fucking

big ass knight dude. Like a big eye? Yeah. The eye of Sauron is so sick. I thought that's one of the coolest villains in a movie. Like He's a fucking like big ass night dude. Like a big eye. Yeah. The eye of Sarn is so sick. I thought that's like one of the coolest villains in the movie. Like he's looking at you. And he like shines the light. I was like, that's awesome. Good movie though. It was the hardest to watch for me though, just because-

How long it was. Three and a half hours. Three and a half hours. And I remember I felt like I was getting far in the movie and I paused it. I FaceTimed you. I was 40 minutes in. You were only 30 minutes in, I thought. 30 or 40 minutes in. You were only 30 minutes in, I thought. 30 or 40 minutes in.

And the fucking, the progress bar of the movie compared to how much was left after already like 40 minutes. You said every time you paused it, you just like let out a sigh because you're like, I stopped looking when I paused. If I had to pause it to get up, I just wouldn't look. I'm like, I don't want to know. But that was, it was good. It was good.

Only good. Does it feel like the movie's ending like five different times? Yes. And in fact, I made a little video that's gonna be on Patreon soon of like my day while I was doing this and there's actually I tried to film the ending of every movie so like the credits rolling and there's like 12

takes where I'm filming it because I think it's when the credits are gonna come. Because it fades out several fucking times. And then you can hear me just go there's more? Yeah. I would like to watch all of them now though. And actually thank you I would like to watch all of them now, though. And actually, thank you. I would like to thank you for not giving me the fucking director's cut version, which is four and a half hours. You're welcome.

Thank you. Because I could have. You could have. I could have. It would have been well within my right. And I would have watched it. And I appreciate that you did not because. I thought it was just enough.

I'm like, oh, the idea, you get it. I don't think it's a boring movie, but it was very boring to me because I just couldn I thought it was just enough. I'm like, oh, the idea. It's you get it. I don't think it's a boring movie, but it was very boring to me because I just couldn't understand what was going on. See, Jackson and Harrison, you know how they are when when they they wanted to give me ideas for movies to give you. But they wanted to be like that. What did they what did they want me to give you? Like nine hour movies, like six hour movies.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. It's good. But I don't want to make you I don't want the whole thing just to be suffering. I want you to have some sort of enjoyment. That's why I put in Laquisha at the very end. Which Laquisha for the

Doesn't he sound like Norm McDonald's younger brother? Funny thing is, in the clip where I filmed the beginning of the movie I literally called him knockoff Norm McDonald. Wait, really? I can't wait to see this video. He's like dollar store Norm Macdonald.

This is like if Norm Macdonald never got famous and was just trying. Never was on SNL. No, this is like the dark path. But basically. Did you look up this guy afterwards? Oh, I looked him up. What's he about? This guy, he directed, produced, wrote,

and starred as Loquisha. What's his name? So, I have a question. The woman on the cover, is she ever in the movie? Yeah, she's a character. Okay. And I'll explain that. Okay, okay. Now, I know you haven't seen Loquisha, and I know you want to see it. I know you're dying to see it, and I want to

watch it with you, so I don't know if I want to spoil too much i'll keep some stuff secret just because you were sending me some editing mishaps like them tracking certain things on screen the editing is atrocious if he edited i could see him editing as well whoever edited that might what's the premise of loquisha okay loquisha is uh there's a guy he's a divorced bartender right and he uh he wants to make his own radio show because he gives such good advice to the patrons of his bar but they reject it they say he's too boring so just he's watching uh he's watching mari or something and any and he's loud like two black women two black women arguing and he starts doing the voice too in his living room thinking he's funny

he's eating eggs and then he's like wait a second and he starts recording himself doing he's eating eggs? well my favorite thing is like scrambled eggs

or he's just eating boiled eggs in a bowl no no he has a cauldron of boiled eggs he's munching upon no he's a he has a crock pot

filled with boiled eggs soaking in pickle juice no he's eating like egg for breakfast. My favorite thing is like, you don't actually see him take a bite, I don't think, but then the next scene he has a little, you can see a little bit of egg around his mouth, so he really did eat them in real life. Do you think that, was it meant for a comedic purpose?

No, no, no, no, no. It was like he just had some egg on his face. But basically he makes a new radio show where he's a fictional black woman named Loquisha. Okay. He's very sassy and says it how it is. And he submits it to the radio station. It doesn't sound too different from his normal voice.

He just puts a little of that racist twang on it. Yes. And then imagine like a 40-year-old comedian that your parents would like trying to do his best impression of a sassy black woman. That was it. And the radio uh picks picks him up and they're like you know what you're what's the movie is the movie just

him giving advice to people as loquisha what yes yes but but is there is there a problem is there an antagonist there's plenty there's plenty ryan so he has to keep it secret right the radio station can't know who's like breaking bad yeah he has to he has to keep this this this the the radio world the secret from those he loves he falls in love with a black woman nate is that the woman on the no no different woman but there's a woman on the cover but this woman called loquisha asking for advice about their relationship so he answers it as loquisha and then they get together but then he can't control himself and he and he finally gets with the girl but he starts he starts talking like loquisha when

they're getting together like during like making love yeah like he can't help that feels good yeah and he can't help it and she's like what's what's gotten into you he's like there's two people inside of me struggling to get out uh and she's like are you are you gay are you transgender and he's like i don't think so and then he's like I'm sorry I have to leave and then he leaves and we don't hear about this girl for like almost until the end of the movie they just drop that plot and then finally he every Loquisha becomes a hit

everyone loves Loquisha and Oprah offers Loquisha her own show do they get a stand in Oprah well you see that girl that's on the cover that's where she comes in they have to find a fake Loquisha to be the real Loquisha. So he does the radio show, but for public events, he sends out the fake Loquisha. Okay. And fake Loquisha's cool with it.

Yeah. But. But. He turns down the Oprah show without telling fake Loquisha. Fake Loquisha doesn't like that. Next thing you know, Loquisha. Fake Loquisha. You know, she wants everything.

She's coming for blood. Is she the antagonist of the film? The real black woman is the antagonist. Is she really? Yeah, pretty much. No way! So he gives up and gives her the show. And she does one episode and everyone hates it. Why have black women when white men can be better black women? Exactly!

And then finally he he comes clean about who he is and starts his own show uh he starts the joe show where he's not loquisha anymore he gives the same advice but he's not loquisha he can be himself and uh he gets with the girl and the movie he's really the theme you could tell he's definitely trying to do some big like he's trying to say something with this movie about like race and stuff it sounds like he's definitely trying to do some big, like, he's trying to say something with this movie about, like, race and stuff. It sounds like he just misses the mark. It sounds like he thought of, like, oh, it's hard to be a white guy in comedy nowadays. And then that's it. And then that's that he made the movie from that.

Essentially, because when he's watching the show. When most of the, when most popular, like, the most popular comedians are, like, white men. I know. most popular like the most popular comedians are like white men i know but my favorite when he's watching the mari show he's like he's like see they're like you know radio station doesn't want a straight white guy now if i was a black woman wait a second that's essentially liberals that's how he does it but he tries to make like this big thing about race and stuff and it's uh it really misses the mark but it was an entertaining movie the editing what there are just there there's a lot uh about that movie that we'll have to do a commentary track he punches down a lot i'm assuming in in this movie like how adam sandler punches

down a lot in his movies like if there's a fat person he makes them fart and fall over no there's actually surprisingly not from what i remember this is, this is the end of my like 11 hour marathon. So I'm exhausted. There's, there, there wasn't that much punching down. It was just like, you could tell that the guy that wrote it thinks he's a comedic genius because he made himself like every line had to be like him talking to someone that's like not as smart and he's pulling zingers on him. It's like whenever Ricky Gervais writes himself.

Yes, exactly. He's always like the one that knows everything and he always retorts with the best kind of it's the type of writing you get where you have an interaction in real life and you're like fuck i wish i came up with this i should have said this yeah so then they write that into something yeah so it was definitely uh interesting movie um that got panned by critics of course uh and that's that's Loquisha so thank you for choosing three movies um you're welcome

we might have to do this what are the odds again in the future might have to who knows might have to uh that video if not already on Patreon will be on Patreon soon

there are still more what are the odds Ryan that I have to complete there's two now I haven't done yeah the bong the bong rip

and the um the uh masturbation to to Big Mama's house. You know what? Last week was the time I should have done it. Yeah. I had skipped my medicine for about four days by accident. Were you able to pump one out regularly?

It would have been easier for me because the medicine would have worn off a bit. So it would have been easier for me to. Now you're back on it. Yeah, I'm back on it regularly. So now it's gonna be even harder. So it's either completion or 30 minutes of solid masturbation to Big Mama's house too. That one scene.

I actually forgot which scene. Is it the massage scene or spa scene? What is it? Spa scene. Spa scene. Yeah, because there's some shoulders in there you could get a little ornery with. My fucking Ted Cruz.

Oh, mm. Shoulders. Knees Ted Cruz. I'm like, ow. Shoulders. Knees and toes. I can't wait, dude. Well, that's probably, I'm going to have to focus on the shoulders. What if it unlocks, I have a shoulder fetish? You can go shit now, by the way, if you need to. What? I think my asshole forgot about it.

It went away? Yeah. I knew that would happen, man. I knew it would happen. That's what happens. If it comes back, I'll just get up in the middle without telling you that i'm about to go take a shit and i'll just go take that shit isn't that crazy how you'll have to shit so bad and then you stop thinking about it and then your brain's like ah we got some more let's let's get some more shit built up in the tank it's like

why not why not why not when i collect a little more before we uh expunge this but you know yeah i gotta get you with some uh what are the uh it's my favorite one, which we did recently and you fortunately did not lose was I asked, what are the odds you sleep with your shoes on tonight? Which that's just, the best one of the odds are ones that are just inconvenient. You have to wash my sheets and everything. Well, you could sleep with your feet hanging off the bed. Yeah, but it's still my shoes. They've been outside and I like to shower before getting in my bed.

I like my bed being clean. Why not just wash your shoes? Buy a new pair of shoes and then sleep with those in my bed. I like my bed being clean. Why not just wash your shoes? Buy a new pair of shoes and then sleep with those in the bed. Sure. Perfect. Or just scrub your shoes down before you get in. So you get in bed with soaking wet shoes, but they're clean. True.

Okay. Yeah. Oh, I got a good one of the odds. What? What are the odds tonight when you take a shower, you have to shower with your shoes on? I'll do, I'll do I'll do fuck. Let's do five.

Five? Yeah. And you gotta send proof. Not these shoes just a pair of shoes that I have. Just a pair of shoes

yeah. Whole time you're in there and you can't like take them off and then finish your shower. You gotta start to finish. I'll do it. Three, two, one.

One. I was gonna say one damn it. You already said two why would I go to 2 again? I thought that you're- oh, and there goes Ryan, he's gonna go take a shit with no warning, said nothing, and he's left the room! Alright. I'm out the rip one, did you bring the toilet paper in there? Uh, yeah, the toilet paper's in that bathroom.

We're down to- so guys, we're down to one roll of toilet paper, the super mega plex, because everyone's hoarding toilet paper. So Ryan, use as little as you can we're we're trying to be very careful with how much toilet paper we're using at the plex because it is it is down to uh the what's the fuck down to the wire and we actually thought we ran out and then in the recording room for some reason, Ryan discovered there was a fresh roll of toilet paper in the recording room. Uh, so that is our last role here at the office. Um, so be careful guys with your toilet paper. You know what I'm saying? Don't, don't go, uh, don't go and be frill, frill, frill of this frivolous with it. You know, you gotta be safe. You gotta be, you gotta be careful. Only use a little bit. Don't go be using a shit ton. Uh, you don't need to grab a whole bunch and wad it up.

Take a small bit, fold it up, wipe, fold it again, wipe again. There you go. You're doubling your use with half the toilet paper. You're welcome. Now I'm going to wait until Ryan comes back. And you guys are going to be in for one hell of a podcast. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain.

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Hey, what's up? Ryan's back. Yeah. I believe there might have been a little commercial break there. Okay, that's good. While you were taking a doo-doo. Okay. Thank you guys.

Also, thank you for everyone tolerating the change up with the commercial breaks. I know it might not be everybody's favorite thing, but it helps us stay afloat with the podcast. Exactly. And we appreciate it. And it's something that our podcast advertising studio has brought on board. And we don't mind it, and we hope you guys don't mind it either. But anyway, Ryan, tell us, how was it, man? It's one of those where you can feel it afterwards. You can feel like, I'm guessing the closest thing would be to like, if you're a woman.

Nice. After getting fucked in your vagina and being spread open, because having your vagina spread because of the penis, my asshole spread because of the poop. And I'm guessing the feeling a woman gets after being fucked, like fucked, fucked, it's around the same because now my butthole's having to constrict back to its regular size. Much like a vagina would after sex.

Noble. That's very noble of you. See, here's the thing, Ryan. What we completely overlook is, like, the number of people that we know and respect that listen to our podcast without us realizing it. Like a lot of people. I'm always super shocked when I find out from someone like, oh yeah, like someone was like,

yeah, I listen to the podcast a lot. I'm like, whoa, shit. Because I always think I'm just speaking to this giant collective. Yeah, it's like I'm on stage and I can't really see the audience. I just know there's an audience there when I'm speaking. Because the lights are in my eyes because I'm so famous.

But I forget that people we know, some famous people, they all listen. I'm sitting here listening to you talk about your asshole expanding. You asked and so I answered. No, no, and I appreciate that fully. I just remembered

i'm like for instance uh the the girl who uh kind of helps manage the ads on our podcast yes she the little girl yeah the tiny the six-year-old she sometimes listens uh and she's been listening more lately and i'm like has she been listening more she has and i'm like oh no because she's gonna sit there uh in her office and just listen to this conversation. Guess what? Is she getting a crush? She might be getting a crush on both of us, dude. We're going to have to fire her if that's the case. We can't have that. That's like

what do they call it? Workplace inter... I know what you're talking about. Conflict of interest. Yeah, it's a conflict of interest. Unless it's a dude. We like kissing the dudes. We like kissing the guys that help out with the podcast, but yeah, man. I saw a

video of a, it was a security camera, like a ring video, of a dude who forgot he ordered Papa John's and comes out and shoots his gun at the driver. What? And I just thought of you for a second. I was imagining you ordering Papa John's. What do you mean he shoots his gun at the driver?

He walks out with his handgun and he hears the guy yelling at him like, Hey! And he just, pow! And he's like, what was that? Pow! Like he shoots to try to scare him off. Hopefully that guy was arrested. I think he's actually a big music producer who's in cahoots with a lot of people.

So he's expecting someone to come at him. So he's like, but he shot at the Papa John's guy. Can't do that. I know. You can't just have a gun to assert your dominance like some sort of alpha male. You got to at least know how to use it. This guy just goes out there, shoots at a Papa John's driver. It was dark.

I don't even think he could see where he was. I'm not going to defend the guy just pointing his gun at a stranger. No, I'm not defending this guy at all. That guy fucking sucks. Yeah. I just, for a second, it just made me think of you. I don't own a gun. As far as I know.

As far as you know. I was joking once. I was talking to, like, Jackson Howard. We were like, to prank Ryan, like, let's hire a team of, like, fake burglars to break into his house. And we're, like, watching from afar binoculars. Like, this break into his house. And we're watching from afar. A binocular's like, this is so good. And you come out with a gun and just lay all of them. Like perfect head shots.

Like John Wick. And there's one guy. And Jax and I are just looking over the fence. One guy's starting to crawl away. But I go over and break his legs. Yeah, you break his legs. He's screaming. You stomp on his skull.

And it explodes. And Jax and I can't tell anyone. Because we're like, oh, God. So we go home. And we're like, we can never bring it up. We can never bring it up. And it just weighs on us forever, I can't tell anyone because we're like, oh God. So we go home and we're like, we can never bring it up. We can never bring it up. And it just weighs on us forever.

I come in the pocket like, yeah, someone tried to rob me, but luckily, you know, I own a firearm, so I was safe. Better you just don't ever bring it.

Yeah. How was your weekend, dude? How scared would you be if you witnessed me like go to town on people like that? I'd be terrible. Uh, well,

would you be scared of me? Yeah. Why? Because it would be seeing my friends who I've always seen as a soft teddy bear. Oh, wow. Go and really wreak some havoc upon a couple poor souls. Those souls might have deserved it if they're coming to Burglar. That's true.

They're burglarizing Mr. McGee. souls might have deserved it if they're coming to that's true they're burglarizing Mr. McGee dude anyone anyone does that I'll I'll break open a can of whoop ass yeah yeah I just ordered a few cans off of Amazon so

what if someone steals them off your porch damn it my whoop ass oh fuck let me take a sip of my beverage where is it there it is what my whoop ass Oh fuck, let me take a sip of my beverage Where is it? There it is What's Whoopi Goldberg up to these days?

Whooping ass Selling gold I saw Whoopi Goldberg I don't know, dude She's still on The View, right? Whoopi Goldstein It's just an old white Jewish mother But like with the same hair

And like the same glasses and everything Whoopi Goldstein. That's good. That's good. Hey, that's good. We gotta do that stand-up special where we just come out and like, we don't even tell jokes, just like what about Whoopi Goldstein? And everyone erupts

with laughter. Speaking of which, I found a video I'd never seen before, which fucking killed me. It's called it was like a Kevin Hart stand stand-up special and he's telling jokes and someone like masterfully edited your laugh into the audience like not like a bunch of you but just one but it's like very well like good job like edit it in but it's always like a little late so it stands out kevin hart will say something it's not that funny and you'll just be like and it's so fucking good. I watched it last night and I was drunk

and I was like, Jackson and I were like, we were both crying. We were like, this is fucking good. This is fucking awesome. So whoever made that, props to you. Very funny video. Got me laughing. Got me laughing like a little freak. I got a question. I'm quarantined by my lonesome with Lego,

and you are with two other people. What's it like being quarantined with two other people? Seems like there's a lot more, like you can keep each other a little more sane. Yeah. Or does it have the opposite effect? No, no. I think it's a- It's a benefit.

I think that- Because you look at someone, you're like, you're going through the exact same thing I am, we're in this together. Here's the thing. I think that being stuck with someone, you would get cabin fever and start to get really annoyed. But that's not happening for us because I think we understand that like, oh, well, this situation sucks for everyone.

So we don't, we haven't, at least yet. I'm saying yet. They just extended the stay at home order until the May 15th. Yeah. Yeah. So we're still over a month from now. we're still going to be in this thing. I still got my little homemade masks. Yeah?

What did you make them out of? The one, you just make them out of cloth. What do you mean? I was like, what did you make them out of? Oh, well, I just, I don't make a like a for the straps to go up. I just kind of get cloth and shit and cut it and then I

use it and just wrap it around my face. Yeah, I pack some shit into a toilet and dampen the cloth on it so it sticks to my face better. By the way, guys, last podcast, or podcast before last, we, uh,

no, that wasn't the podcast. I think it was a Grand Theft Auto episode. We talked about shit fetishes. That was a bit of a mistake. People commented. See, because we were genuinely wondering. I think it's just because it shows that women are just like everybody else. And it humanizes them.

No pun intended? Yeah. them. No pun intended. Yeah. They had no pun intended. We asked people, we were like, why, why are people like turned on by shit? Why do people have like shit fetishes? Because it humanizes women. We got, we got some answers. There were some I read that I was like, Jesus Christ, dude. Why are you commenting that?

So I can't, I guess I can't judge, you know? Yeah. But, but even when asking that, there's still some people that just shouldn't have said anything. There's, there's one guy. No, we asked, and so we got the truth. We got the truth. So I guess I can't be mad about that. Don't ever feel bad about answering what we asked, because I want to know.

I want to get into the nitty gritty. But looking back, I wish I didn't know. There was one specific comment I read that I was like, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. Like there was like some, I don't want to say it, some incest, some pedophilia. And I was like, fuck, I shouldn't have asked. About the sitting on the lap? Yes, that one. I was like some like i'll say there's some incest some pedophilia and i was like fuck i shouldn't have asked about the sitting on the lap yes that one i was like oh jesus christ it was it was it was some guy talking about he's like well i believe mine started when i was young my sister would sit on my lap and i tickle her until she had an accident i was like all right buddy that's that's some things are better left unsaid you know but now we know obviously he's not embarrassed by it because

it's a public forum where he put exactly that's true we're not calling anybody out but also at the same time I guarantee he didn't expect us to bring it up on the podcast he's like oh shit even his sister watch it together and he's just like

she's like what was that you no no yeah no sometimes i read comments and i and i am i am taken aback to the umph umph degree every time i read the comments it it's a just a stark reminder of why i don't and shouldn't read the comments just shit where it's just like you and i why I don't and shouldn't read the comments. Just shit where it's just like, you and I will say something, and they'll be like, unless you're wanting to get into the specifics of something, don't mention it. It's like, calm the fuck down and relax, okay? Jesus fucking Christ.

Like, people get upset when we tiptoe around subject. For example, it's like, I like trees. No, there are a lot of good trees and I, I like all trees that exist. It's just that this one, I like more than the other one.

I'm not saying one's better. One tree is better than the other tree. You know, it's, it's not talking about trees in any given circumstance. It's just the type of talking about homosexuals, talking about the, the speech in which apparently we have to go by whenever we talk about something when it's like, yeah, I like drinking water.

Unless you put poison in the water, then you shouldn't drink the water. Then don't drink the water that has poison in it. It's like, no, it's like we have to at least be able to speak a little freely. We have to assume that our audience has the slightest modicum of intelligence to understand certain subjects, given that we don't understand a lot as well. I think they do. I think there's always, of course, I think it's just a small vocal handful of people

that jump in the comments and... Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Dude, what did I do? What the fuck, man? I'm just trying to help people, bro. Dude, I was backing you up, man. I got an Oculus Quest. Have you up man. Oh I got

I got an Oculus Quest. Have you tried it out yet? I did. Well how does it work without plugging it into a computer? It's cool as fuck. Does it track your motion very well? Perfectly and you don't put up sensors or anything either. Okay. There's no sensors you have to put on the ceiling. How do you download

stuff into the headset? Do you have to plug it into is there an app you have to plug it into your computer and then download the shit? No, it comes like... It has kind of like a desktop on it. You can access the Oculus Store straight from it and install games. Okay.

You can also get up to your computer with like virtual desktop and stuff. Now, can you do what I would do? Yes. Okay. Have you tried it out? Oh, yeah. Isn't it amazing?

Oh, it's pretty crazy. VR porn is fucking... It's... I was... Every time I talk about it I have to make sure I never if I do it again it's only once because it's one of those things where you're just it's a new experience

it's crazy you got your VR set what VR set do you have? do you have a Vive? I can't remember which one I had. It doesn't matter anymore. I don't use it. Well, that was a long time ago. I remember you went home

and the next day you just came in and you were like, dude, it's dangerous, man. I had to put my VR in the closet. Isn't it, though? I'm sorry. I didn't watch it by myself. There were always friends around. So Harrison and my friend Annabelle, we don't watch it together. I legitimately watched porn and masturbated

with the mask on, with the Vive mask on. Or Oculus Rift. Mask on, baby. You were telling me you were scared about burglars coming in, like robbing your house. I thought it would be funny, like me just in this romantic kind of mood. I'm like, oh, wow.

I'm talking to the bitch. Speaking back to the virtual woman. She's like, oh, wow. I'm talking to the bitch. Speaking back to the virtual woman. She's like, wow, baby, you're so cute. Hey, is that candle lit alright? Oh, you're sitting on my face? Okay. Meanwhile, there's a dude taking your TV out of the room. I don't actually talk to porn. Do people talk to porn?

Yeah, baby, you fucking take that shit off. I'm sure people talk to our videos. I guarantee all the time people watch our videos and talk to them. Have you ever talked to videos? Only in the sense of that I'll repeat what made me laugh. Just because, you know, it's kind of like if someone said, Doodoo, be funny. And then I go, Doodoo, be funny.

You know, that type of shit. I remember when I was a kid, I was in my living room. I was watching Sesame Street and Elmo asked a question and I answered it. He went, Sup bitches! Sup bitches! And I answered the question and he said very good and then repeated what I had said because it was the correct answer. I remember it blew

my fucking mind. And when I told my dad, I was like, Dad, the TV's talking to me. I remember when I was younger and shit like Dora Blue's Clues, I'd be like, are we actually interacting? I could never figure out when I was younger and shit like Dora Blue's Clues, I'd be like, are we actually interacting? Like I could never figure out when I was younger if it was like pre-recorded or if we were in some way interacting with the show. But that's

what the show was built to do for kids. Magical. I remember I wanted a bow and arrow set so I could shoot my TV and go inside. I thought that if I like shot a bow and arrow, like if I shot an arrow through my TV screen, I could like go inside because I'd like break it open. I remember after Chalk Zone released, I remember like whenever I would use chalk, I'm like,

maybe it's a one out of a million chance, but will this take me to Chalk Zone? Never happened. Well, never got to go to Chalk Zone. It just didn't happen because the chances were just too low. Yeah. Too high. It's one out of a million. One out of a million, man.

I forgot what I was saying. VR. Yes, we were talking about porn. The Oculus. I think you should, if you ever get your libido back,

you should slap that sucker on. I'm going to slap it on and slap it off. Yeah, exactly. No, I. VR porn's wonderful. I watched one

that was, it was called Jizmonji and it was a parody of Jumanji. It's a VR porn's wonderful I watched I watched one that was it was called Jiz Manji and it was a parody of Jumanji and um it's a VR porn called Jiz Manji I just looked up VR porn

went to the first website and on the front page they had a promo for Jiz Manji which was like do you have to download them or do you have to can you just watch them

right to play oh really there was a but is it set up to like where you put it on and it's a POV yeah

it's a POV and I'm like i'm laying on the jungle floor and then um where are you laying yeah and in the distance and on the cover there's like a big rock formation that looks like a penis uh anyway then i got blown right did you pretty sweet yeah uh while your friends are watching you yeah with the helmet on and this woman's blowing you they can also see on the screen no they couldn't see on the screen oh really i didn't have it hooked up to the tv they could hear hear it though because the Oculus Quest doesn't have headphones. It just plays the audio out loud

near your ears. You could plug in headphones but it was just doing it near my ears. So you could just hear... Just like that. The thing that you just don't realize is the proportions of things. You feel like you're 10 inches tall. I know.

Most VR makes... I don't know what it is. Honey, I shrunk the pervert. It makes you feel like you're really small. And then the person you're watching the pornography of is huge. Ross, I was watching VR porn at Ross's house once. And Ross showed me how to fix that. And I don't know, I'm going to have to hit Ross up for that. Maybe I need to get me one of these new ones

since I don't have to plug it into my TV it's great I played Beat Saber how much room do I need to stand around in does it tell me when I'm going out of the play area you set it yourself you draw it you draw the space you're playing in or you can just sit down and do stationary I or missionary

fucking slap that fist man nice yeah all right there's jesus look how big it's getting the bush yeah i can see ryan has his cock and balls out right now for all to see haven't shaved since quarantine i could tell a lot of hair there do you shave still uh there ain't no reason to shave everyone everyone can just grow their hair out. I trim with an electric razor. I don't like shave, but I'll like, you know. I just don't have any. I was like, all right, why not?

I just don't have to keep up appearances. I also don't really grow that much pubic hair. Really? Like I do, but it's not. Right. It's not as much as like, you know, a lot of other people. Right now, mine looks like a, my penis looks like a jungle cat looking through the bushes. You're ready to pounce.

You know what I'm saying? Everyone's talking about this Tiger King shit. Have you seen it? Yeah, it's good. Have you watched the whole thing? Yeah. I have not seen it. You should.

Should I watch it? Would I like it? Yeah. I think a lot of people they're like wow that was crazy he's so fucking badass he's so weird the whole time I'm watching it I'm depressed

you're just watching a lot of people with mental illnesses being taken advantage of isn't he kind of like a cult leader a little bit Doc Antle is more of a cultish type leader someone that like gets girls to have sex with him or something. That's Doc Antle. Like his penis is the holy thing or something. I don't know what that is.

I don't know. Isn't there something where the only way to do something is by having sex with him? No, I mean that's given in any certain... It wasn't with the Tiger King. That was Doc Antle who runs the place in Myrtle Beach where he'll have women come in at the age of 17 or 18. They'll live with him for like 20 years and he'll change their name to sound more exotic.

And he'll just, I don't know. He has a lot of defenses for it, but so does everyone kind of like that. I think most people in the documentary, unless they... There's one guy who has his teeth fixed now, but he has fucked up teeth. There's one person, he has his arm bitten off, hand or arm bitten off by the tiger. I saw a clip of that. And then there was another guy who has his, nothing to do with tigers,

but his legs are amputated and those are like the only three decent people. Maybe, as well as the TV producer that lost all of his footage. Whatever, but. Well, I've been needing

something to watch. You know, after watching Loquisha, I've just been really dying for some other content to watch. It's one of those things where, you know how certain documentaries, how like an episode will happen,

you're like, oh, they're just kind of lengthening it out, they're stretching it out. In this one, it's like how they just packed as much as they could into it, where it's like, oh, this could have been several more episodes. So what's like the premise? It's just like these guys that have like a tiger... It's just about people who own

kind of big cat sanctuary zoo slash rescues, however they want to deem what it is. I don't know how the fuck you would ever feel comfortable owning a big cat like that. Their nature is to fucking kill. They go into it. It's a big kind of, at least with these people, there is an ego thing about it, of feeling strong. You feel like you're at the top of the world. at least with these people there is an ego thing about it of feeling strong you know you feel like you're

at the top of the world all these people come and watch you like with these animals these beasts yeah and it gives you kind of this primal

just I'm an alpha vibe I feel see that's gonna be us at the super megaplex when we get our monkey yes people are gonna come from far and wide

to come see it speaking of which we gotta have a movie night next week you gotta come over and we're going to watch that French movie. Yes.

About the monkey love. We will. I'm very excited for that one. That might have to be a commentary track one too. Okay. Who knows? I'm very excited for that.

Speaking of foreign films, the director of How Sue Died. I know. I'm so glad I got to see it before his passing. I know it doesn't really affect my viewing of it at all, but I'm glad I got to appreciate it while he was, I don't know. In reality, there is no effect to me having watched it and then him dying in terms of my appreciation for it. But there's some kind of like unsaid rhythm or vibe of like being able to appreciate something while the artist is still living. True. Like there's a lot of artists that I didn't get into until after they died.

And, you know, it just kind of almost feels weird. Yeah. Like, um... It feels like you're just... Now that you're watching, it's like, oh, because he died, now you're watching it.

Because I didn't ever... I never listened to Mac Miller until after he died. I hadn't... I found Lil Peep after he died. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, or like right around

when he died. So I felt like a fake fan if I listened to Lil Peep because I'm like, oh, he he died. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, or like right around when he died. So I felt like a fake fan if I listened to Lil Peep because I'm like, oh, he just died. Yeah. It's like I look fake for listening. I wasn't a fan of like Nicole Brown Simpson until after I found out she passed. Yeah, the animation she did.

Talented. Oh, speaking of OJ, I've watched Naked Gun and Naked Gun 2 1⁄2 and I love the humor in those movies. And O.J. is a character in both movies. O.J. Simpson. He's in the credits. Does he play himself?

No. I haven't seen those movies. Last time I saw those movies was when I was on a road trip from Charleston, South Carolina up to Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. And I watched it in the car with my friend on a mini DVD player. They're some of the only comedy movies that will get me to laugh because of just the style of humor. Very dad humor-y. It's classic shit, man.

That's like classic comedy right there. That's the good shit. You know what I'm saying? Watching documentaries and shit, I caught fully up on the Chris Chan documentary. All 34 parts. Really? I only got through episode one.

I'm going to, because I have nothing better to do. I'm like, why not binge it? It is a great series to watch on quarantine because each one's about 40 minutes, 34 parts so far. Mr. McCons just told me he just finished it too. Okay. Yeah, I was, we were playing four, me and Mr. McCons were playing Fortnite recently. For those who don't know, Mr. McCons is a grown man we've recently played with.

Yeah. He's kind of like a 60-year-old dude. But, yeah, basically, I'm just kidding, he does the special effects in some of our videos. But it's fucking great. It's by Gino Samuel, and I would suggest everyone go watch that if you're interested in Chris Chan. Because I know there's a lot of jokes about Chris Chan. No, the guy is very respectful throughout the whole thing. He's fully unbiased.

Like he, he doesn't, he doesn't poke fun. He just basically takes the events and then narrates them and states them as they happen. He, as a person may have his own bias biases, but they're not presented that way in the documentary.

It's very straightforward. This is the information. This is what happened. And he's super respectful to everyone. Like there's, there's certain people in the documentary that happened during the chris chan saga here or there that clearly didn't want to be related so he'll like beep their names out and stuff even though you can still find it online uh and just the fucking i gotta say that dude uh the amount of time and work it takes to go and find like chris chan's like school work how did

you find it because chris chan's like schoolwork how do you find it because chris chan is the most documented person but like did he upload did christian upload all of that shit yeah like chris like his own website christian used to just upload all of this shit like on their own and and they they put the problem is they shared too much of their own life with the internet and now it's just people, they're called Chris stories, uh, started, you know, really making a hobby.

And if you go on the, he really, and wiki, it's like today, today in Chris tree, and you could see things that happen. He really is the sad real life version of the Truman, the Truman show.

Yeah. And the reason I like the documentary so much is because it gets deep because like, sure. There's a lot to joke about with Chris Chan, obviously. Um, but at the end, like it really dives into like the seriousness of of their condition and like what's that one fucker he's like the most infamous he did the julie stuff he's the most infamous troll blue spike blue spike yeah he's the one where like i remember it's watching a clip where like the other trolls were like hey this isn't cool yeah they were telling they were

like hey come on man it's like they're breaking character to tell him to stop. And yeah, it was clearly like a 13 year old boy, but he wouldn't stop and he did. He made Chris shove a break his Sonichu Medallion and shove it up his ass on camera. Yeah. Luckily, that footage is not I don't think it's available, but Chris Chan is really just a sad story

because it's just someone who has such bad mental illnesses who grew up in a household with not decent parents and never got the help they needed. And then this is right around the time when internet trolling began and just saw the worst of it and it just ruined them. I think McCann's mentioned it,

but apparently it's said in the documentary where like Chris Chan's life was written and directed by the trolls essentially. Yeah. No, 100% because super sad. Everything. Cause his reality is what they're creating.

But he, there's so many things that he still thinks are a part of his reality that were just trolls and jokes. And, and the sad thing now is, uh, the documentary is only just at 2011. It's, it just got to the part where I'm going to catch up and I give you updates and how i'm enjoying it just at part 34 got to the part where

chris begins uh transitioning not transitioning yet but it's like the tom girl phase okay his uh so basically we're not at the at the trans period just yet but it's it's it's beginning um and it's only the beginning of 2011 it's only just begun and it's fucking crazy there's a lot of sad shit there's of course there's a lot of funny stuff that that i get a good laugh at and uh it's it's just interesting watching something like that and it really makes me hate like people are it opens your eyes to how mean people can be because they literally created his whole life for him like they will introduce new characters and keep it up for months that he gets romantically uh attached to just to kill them yeah and then well it's the power of an i'm gonna i always

mispronounce it anonymity anonymity anonymity that's a hard anonymity anonymity you know what i'm yeah that's the problem. Anonymousness. And you know, that should exist. There should be that for the internet. You know, that's just kind of like the part of the freedom of the internet. I should be able to comment on some porn videos and say some nasty stuff without people knowing it's me. You should like 100%. That's your right.

You shouldn't have to have your name attached to it. Yeah. Um, but with that comes people who abuse it to be the most vicious unforgiving pieces of shit and for them like they'll listen to what I just said and they'll be like like they'll laugh and get a rise out of it because they know I'm talking about them

so those types of people who just don't let up who troll who just try to make someone else's life miserable because then it makes their life better through the enjoyment they get out of your life being miserable yeah and that's the thing is i think that there is like a degree of i think there's like kind of like there there is some trolling in the christian documentary where it's not hurtful it's kind of of like, even from an outsider's perspective, it's kind of funny. Well, sometimes he does stuff and some of the trolling, he deserves it. Yeah, and like, there's definitely... And that sounds mean, but

there's... You know how Chris is. There's definitely trolling that, uh, there's definitely trolling that can be funny in certain cases. Like, I've done my fair share of trolling in the days, but I haven't ever done anything, like, vicious. You know fair share of trolling in the days uh but i haven't ever done anything like

vicious you know like trolling trolling can be fun when you're uh like 20 and you're fucking with people on the internet but like i don't think when you're actually fucking with someone in real life and it's affecting their mental state and it's affecting like their reality i guess that's fucked up the only like trolling i guess i remember i guess this would be like the birth of it kind of in terms of in the technological era would be prank calls right that's kind of like the one of the first like first forms of trolling i guess and before that technology yeah that's like the most primitive one from ding dong ditching to oh wow prank calls and now to ruining some mentally ill person's life. How things expand. It's crazy.

It is. It's unreal. But seriously, I recommend everyone go watch that. Start on part one. It's full of shit. It's wild. There's poo-poo in it. There is. There is some poo-poo in it. There's a little bit of everything in it. But I do respect the man that makes that because he has to put so much time and effort

into making that shit like to gather this information to narrate it to edit it and he subtitles everything he'll subtitle a 30 minute long phone call it's like insane um but yeah check it out i also suggest a channel called down the rabbit hole uh or it's not the channel's called frederick nudson i think but he makes a series called Down the Rabbit Hole where he just kind of looks at different people and different things from around the internet and kind of dives down these rabbit holes. He has one on Chris Chan. He has one on Wings of Redemption I watched, which is like two hours. But it's a really good documentary. He's also from South Carolina.

He's from Myrtle Beach. And then a lot of interesting stuff there like my favorite one was one called uh temple os which is about this um like 40 year old guy with schizophrenia that lived with his parents and was the state deemed him like unfit for work and he was really smart though and he built his own operating system completely from scratch uh thinking that like god had commanded him to do it and he was he was making like a temple for god to like speak to god and he thought he was god's chosen programmer uh and it's crazy like uh the story just gets unreal uh people are interesting it's really sad schizophrenia i find is always like the most fascinating uh uh it makes very fascinating

stories when it's when it's added into these mixes because it's just kind of where people completely detach from reality if like untreated like imagine if you had it yeah there's there's only so much like even a sane person could handle yeah like you know it's uh like it's one of those things where you you hear people uh who like it's one of those things where you you hear people uh who in cases of it talk about it after the fact after something has happened and it's just like you can tell that there were things that needed to be put in place to help them out but it but help never came whether it was because they like the people around them didn't feel like it was necessary or it's like oh they're just acting strange then eventually they get like,

sometimes it leads to like extreme paranoia, which is when it gets really dangerous. Yeah, it seems like there's a recurring theme where people think the CIA is stalking them. Stalking is a huge recurring theme. Gang stalking. In extreme cases of schizophrenia. Where people think that like,

they'll hear something on the radio and think it's like directed directly at them. Or like, a lot of people think that like they'll hear something on the radio and think it's like directed directly at them or like they'll, a lot of people think that like. Do you remember that weird radio call that like it's this guy talking about like I think how the government's coming after him or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's used in a song I think. It is,

it is and it's also, that was on the Art Bell show. That Coast to Coast something where the guy talked about like all the paranormal shit. And that guy called in frantic saying that he used to work at area 51 or something. And then he got cut off. The radio station got cut off. Yeah. The whole radio station went down. Yeah. Which is, it's pretty freaky. Uh, it's, it's go watch that. It's, it's very, it's very, even if it's fake, it's well done. It's one of those ones where like I was in high school and

I remember watching it with like Daniel showing me and I'm, we just like kind of freaking out i remember i first time i ever saw it was i was laying in bed and it was like 2 a.m and everyone else in my house was asleep and i saw that and i was like oh fuck because the audio itself is it's unsettling yeah the guy's like freaking out oh i heard that i was like is that someone in the house because every time i start talking about this kind of shit i start getting paranoid it's like how we heard it like a woman say hello first we thought we because the thing is i heard it and then i wasn't gonna say anything and i was like did you hear someone say hello but i'm like a woman say hello then you're like yeah so we both heard it i heard it could have been someone outside like our next door neighbor honestly yeah i yeah i mean it could have been those

idiots from the beginning of the podcast that were yelling those fucking morons don't you're thinking like 10 years moron's gonna be a really bad word. Probably. We're gonna get cancelled for saying it. Ah, who knows. Fucking moron. Only one way to find out. Let time pass. Moron. Moron. Moron. You deranged, malformed

moron. Smash cut to us in our 30s watching this clip like, Jesus Christ. We're ruined. Oh, man. But but I hope everyone's doing well in quarantine I hope that everyone can find some peace

and be safe and healthy and do my suggestion is I know it's very hard to get motivation but try to use this time to pick up a new hobby or try to learn something new because you might be in it for a bit and also depending on your surroundings when else in your life

is the entire world ever going to be shut down like this where you have an excuse to do nothing and you don't have to really be responsible for that much unless you work an essential job in that case thank you thank you my sister works very much you heroes my sister's not a single day off work yet she's always

coming in contact with people and it's very nerve wracking our job is technically essential I think it's our multimedia podcast yeah

something like that anyway guys thank you so much for listening we have more episodes if you haven't listened to them all and we got more

coming on the way if you wanna't listened to them all and we got more coming on the way. If you want to also support us with producing content, we have a Patreon you can donate to. Just keep in mind that we are aware of what's going on with COVID-19 and how that can affect people's incomes.

So if you are struggling, don't worry. This is just us a reminder for people who can comfortably afford it. For all you rich kids. Yeah. Uh, and again, we have not posted really that much in the last few weeks because it's been tough because Ryan and I only see each other once a week to record stuff. Um, and we've kind of just not had the promise. We don't really have anything to post on Patreon, but we're coming up with some stuff, and we have a new show coming to the channel soon. That's right. We recorded it today. Yeah, the first episode. We got a new show coming that I loved it, and I had a blast, and I think

that people are going to like it too. Let's just say it's a new little long-form content show. Sounds good to me. I think that people are really going to like. We just got to put some work into the branding and stuff, but it'll be out soon. And I think it'll be a great way to pass the quarantine. Hell effing yeah, brother.

All right. Well, Ryan, what do you say we get out of here and fold some clothes? Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Lift some weights, fold some clothes. Let's do it. Hug a little bit, kiss a little bit.

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