supermegashow - EP 189 - Animal Friends

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

We talk Chris Chan, Matt’s kitten situation, and new pet possibilities! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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though. Like truckloads of piss into a river. I don't know. I don't see any fish having weird abnormalities even in a small pond. You know, a lot of people say you throw a dog

into a pool. You know kids have been pooping and peeing in that shit. Nothing happens to the dog. The dog's fine. Kids haven't been pooping in the pool. Kids poop in the pool all the time. Yeah, but they shut the pool down when kids do that. That's if they catch the poop. Does it sink to the bottom?

It can spread and become powder in the corner. Powder? Yeah, like a powdery... You never seen poop in a pool i haven't no never seen someone poop in a pool before i've never seen someone poop in a pool it's a sight have you you've seen someone poop in a pool yeah have you been the one to do it no i remember they it was gross my neighborhood pool growing up there we all went zoop. Megacast episode 189. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oh, buddy. Getting up there to 200 soon.

Oh, yeah. Woo. Almost at 300. We got to do something special for 200. Do we? People have been DMing me lately about like- Apparently there was some story about Jim putting beer in my swim trunks. I think it's the Budweiser story.

But I think there was like I told the truth and then like there was a joke I added that was fake that people thought was real. I don't know. Okay, so here's the thing. I'm always confused about stuff that we have to remember. We said this shit so long ago. Like the 50 states. I don't know where the fuck. Sorry.

Are you done with that mint? I'm getting done with it. Okay. It was bothering me. Almost done. Sorry, guys. are you done with that mint i'm getting i'm getting done with it okay it was bothering me almost done sorry now have some water it's gonna be feel cool going down oh this ain't water oh what is it what is that a little vodka tonic no it's not what vodka tonic you drinking you drinking on the job do we have any water here? Nope. Our refrigerator dispenses water, doesn't it? It does, yeah. Sorry. Guys, find the, find

wherever we said what we're gonna tell for the 200th episode. I ain't doing it. Link it to us so I can at least go back and see what we promised. I think it's, as I said, I think it's a lie. I promised a lie. No, it's definitely a lie. Yeah. I just wanna know what the lie is.

So I can further expound upon that lie. People were real mad about the petroleum jelly story. They were. I forgot they were legitimately disappointed. People that were legitimately pissed off. In my head, I was just kind of like, they actually expected there to be a petroleum jelly story. Because the whole thing was a joke to start. Yeah.

Because I was trying to like. Well, that's the trouble with us. a lot of the times people say it's you know they can't tell if we're joking yeah well that's the point yeah that makes it funnier to me because i know a majority of the people will be like oh of course there's not a fucking petroleum jelly story and then the people who think you know know, I mean, it is a large portion. It's yeah, I guess I'm a very vocal minority. It seems. Well, I was just for those who don't know, on episode 100 of the podcast, we had we had promised we would tell Ryan's famous petroleum jelly story. And that really originated from some earlier episode than 100.

I was just trying to put Ryan on the spot and I was like, tell the story with your mom and the petroleum jelly. And I just wanted to see what he would come up with. And he was like, no, that's a big story. We'll save that. And I was like, alright, tell that on episode 100. It's a big story. I and knowed you. Yeah, you and knowed me. And then people really latched on to the petroleum jelly story.

Sharp. Dude, I've been last night we were watching some movies i have some gas dude i had a i had a blast watching those movies with you and and listening to your very vocal flatulence i i gotta go back and watch that french movie i i was thinking about that this morning we started it but it's it looked really really good. And I think it was kind of just like a very loose narrative, Bonnie and Clyde theme, but, you know, very artistic. And the shots were very beautiful. And I can see why it's a film that people like. I forgot the director's name. It's one of the most famous French directors ever.

Goyard? Godyard? Something like that. Something. But we started watching it. But the problem is when you're hanging out with your friends, you don't see each other that often because of quarantine. Paying attention to a foreign movie with subtitles is tricky. I know. I was like, this is an interesting movie to put on the way I feel like we the wailing I paid attention to all the way through. You did have to go.

I missed the last 10 minutes. Yeah, this was like a few weeks ago. Two weeks ago or so. But I feel like the movies to watch where it just... Everything's right when we're watching it is like Bruno, Borat, you know, shit like that. You don't really gotta get

deep into it. Yeah. Because there's movies to watch where you can joke around with your friends, and there's movies to watch where everyone just kind of has to shut up and pay attention. We did watch Verodica. Was that what it is? Yep. Because Red Letter Media is another YouTube channel that do movie reviews and they're, you know, famously out of kind of like the circle of influencer in terms of they're just

doing their own thing. They're not like, you know, within the youtube entertainment yeah yeah yeah uh but uh they they uploaded a review of erotica and you know harrison and i watch i guess red letter media somewhat religiously because him and i were both like oh shit remember that movie they were talking about let's watch it type of thing was a bad. And it was so bad in fact, because it's three separate short films in one movie and the last

one is just a chore to get through. It was horrible. We skipped a little bit of it. We just skipped here and there. It's by the singer, the lead singer from the Misfits decided he was going to make a... Not the podcast. Lead singer from the band the Misfits decided to was going to make a... Not the podcast. Lead singer from the band the Misfits decided to make a movie.

And it's really bad. Yeah. Really, really bad. There were so many tits in that movie. Yes. Unbelievable amount of crap. Which was great. Which was great. It was pretty easy for me to get through.

For my straight masculine brain. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. You know? Well, before the movie started, I was a little worried I was gay, and then I started seeing all those tits on screen. Well, it wasn't the breast that did it. It's like, once I saw a nipple, I was like, a nipple on a girl is what turns me on.

Because at first, seeing a nipple on a guy, you're like, that's a nipple. Am I turned on by that? Girls have nipples. When I see a guy's nipple, that's... Is he showing me a part of him that, like, he would be cautious to otherwise? But no, no.

No, I'm good. I'm good. Girl nipples are different. Very nice. Very nice. Yeah, we're on the same page. That's good. I actually shit myself during that movie.

You did. I remember that. You, uh... You... I was... I feel like I was a bad influence because I was farting a good bit. And you know, me and my farts, it's probably contagious. You want to join in.

It makes the whole room laugh. I was getting a little jealous. You know, I was like, oh, well, I'm going to step it up a notch. I'm going to shit my fucking pants. You did. I remember you went in there, oh, I think I shit my pants a little. And then you came back and you're like, no, it was a lot. You shit your pants a lot.

You're like, I had to go clean myself up. You came back in your underwear. It was not the same hair. You had to go clean yourself up and shit. Well, I'm glad you were there to witness it because I feel like I shit my pants and tell these stories so much that... You've shit your pants in my presence so many times.

Remember the classic Grumps office debacle where we had food on the way and I had to make it to our apartment in time to get you a change of underwear before the food arrived and you would have to get the food delivered and handed to you while you had no underwear. That would have been a good mission in like the super mega video game.

Yeah. It's like a race against time where you have to run back. I hate timed missions in video games though. They're the bane of most fun. Lots of sense of what you were doing in real life. Yeah. Timed missions do suck, depending on. It did seem like a video game. Gotta go find Matt's underwear.

Find this collectible. Bring me a clean pair, which I really didn't have many of. You had to kind of just go through the clothes on my floor and bring me back something. But you did. And I am forever grateful. And Verodica and what was that movie called? The French one? Auver la bleche?

Something. Other than that, we did watch something else. Oh, yeah. Which last week on the podcast, I had not seen a single episode except for that one time you showed me the first episode. But I went back and I had to rewatch the first episode to kind of get it but I hadn't seen the first episode of the Chris Chan documentary you were talking about or I had only seen the first episode

thanks to you because you were over at my place late one night like about a month two months ago or something like that it was a bit but so I started watching the documentary and within like three days I had watched all 34 parts which blew me away because it it's taken me like half a year really and since the last podcast you have gone

and watched every single episode and and i'm proud of myself because when we were all having conversations about the documentary because y'all have seen it i was able to hold my own oh i wasn't i didn't cheat and you know more than me actually because it's so fresh yeah it's so fresh and I've spaced out the watching of it so you fucking I'm so proud of you and we watched the new

part 35 the next episode is going to be big episode 36 going to be a massive episode it's going to be a tragedy the reason I think I stuck with the series so long is because I do find a lot of it really grotesque. You know, just the subject matter

and when you look at it when you really just kind of step away from it. You know, he's a very funny guy. I'm not a homosexual. I'm straight. I'm straight, damn it! It gets you to laugh, but when you think about, it's really just like this delusional autistic man or now woman. They are just struggling to grasp reality.

And at every turn. And failing. Yeah, they fail at every turn. And you see there's just a lot of abuse that they go through at home and throughout their social life. But there's also these weird things where it's like, yeah, but he was sexually harassing the only real friend they had at the time over and over and over again after she specifically would tell them to stop touching them because they don't see it as flirtatious they see it as sexual harassment they're probably over ten emails telling Chris to stop sexually harassing them yeah yeah and she's like you just don't get it stop and it's it is sad because I do feel bad

for for Chris Chan but at the root of tragedy is comedy yeah I mean yeah exactly so it really is a tragic comedy or a comedic tragedy. I went recently to Christine's channel and... Quickville Guardian? Well, the most recent one I skimmed through was like, I think it was Red vs. Blue season one reaction or something. It was a long fucking video. They were reacting to Red vs. Blue, the machinima made by Rooster Teeth.

Which I'm sure that, did you watch it? When I was young, I watched it. I couldn't watch. Well, they were just looking at the screen and smiling, and their mouth was a little moist. And I was like, hmm. Just not in the mood. Maybe later. But seeing Barb scares the shit out of me now.

Seeing what happened to Barb. Oh, my God. Christian's mom is decrepit. The cryptkeeper. She is old, senile. She's on the brink of death, pretty much. It's weird because you'll notice this weird cyclical kind of event when you look at it. cyclical kind of event when you look at it because you know chris having autism even though they are self-described uh high functioning autistic um i think autism is almost the least of their problems

yeah there's like there's a lot well what i'm saying is like someone with this mental disability was not was not parented well. They were mentally abused. I would say even sometimes it sounds like they were physically abused. When you hear about Barb forcing, like cutting their hair. But I'm talking about like early life. Like their developmental stages were,

you know, being raised by a racist such as his parents. Just bad parents. That didn't give them the opportunity and like didn't really look out for them the best like the parents were really bad in this situation because i think chris and chris at the end of the day is like a very creative individual yeah but that outlet just was just put on the wrong path. And I think it was possible for Chris to be put on the right path if the parenting was better, if everything, you know, in a perfect world. But we do not live in that world. No.

I think it's too far gone at this point, sadly. And what I wonder is, I wonder what's gonna happen when when barb dies because when barb dies you know she she's the one paying the bills she's the one that you know like chris chris is not gonna christine's not gonna be able to stay in the house yeah and for those who don't know most people have to know who chris chan is most people know but for those who don't know who chris chan is i think matt you would do a better job at kind of just giving a quick kind of summary chris chan is a highly autistic and high functioning autistic high functioning autistic and is famous very famous because

from from a pretty young age they started documenting themselves online and posting comics they made, which their flagship, their big claim to fame is they created a comic book called Sonichu, which is a mix of- The character in general, Sonichu. It's Pikachu mixed with Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes. The electric hedgehog type Pokemon. And the comics were, you know, people found them and started trolling Chris. And then when they discovered

they could get a really good reaction. And no matter what, no matter what the trolls did, Chris would always respond exactly the way the trolls wanted. It's every time, even on, we're on episode 35 of this documentary. You can watch it.

Gino. Gino Samuel. Incredible dude. I commend them for making this in a way where there really is no bias. It's really just presenting. In the narrative voice. Some people that I've talked to have had a problem in terms of like, well, do you feel like Gino Samuel should show somewhat compassion for the situation that's presented? I'm like, I honestly don't feel like anybody should be showed.

I like the fact that it's just like the documentary is Chris then does this and then shows you. It's just literally documenting because there's so much documentation of Chris online. It's literally just documenting yeah like in a in a concise i don't know if i call it concise but in a uh like a solid documentary it's uh it's really good and matt recommended it last podcast now since i've binge watched it all i can i can second that and uh say that it's definitely worth a watch uh there you know there are times where you can even put it double speed if you want there are times you know it's not worth a watch. There are times where you can even put it at double speed if you want. There are times, you know, it's not something where you

can be looking at your phone while watching it. It's so good to have in the background. Yeah. It's just fascinating. It's sad. It's sad. It's funny. It's fascinating. It's just interesting. And the documentary still has almost a whole decade to catch up to current day. And Christian is still going on. There's a lot of stuff to happen.

There's a lot of stuff to still happen. I follow Christine on Twitter. I have notifications on for her YouTube channel. And I try to follow what's going on now. There's a lot in between that I don't know because I don't want to spoil it when I watch the documentary. What would you say is kind of your, for lack of a better word, that's not coming to mind, but your favorite saga of the docu-series so far?

There's a lot of really good ones. I really like Liquid Chris. Liquid Chris was fun. Asperchew, I think, is mine. Asperchew is really funny. The Asperger's type Pokemon? Yeah. Of course, there's a lot of stuff problematic in the trolling, but I do feel for some reason that when I was watching the Asperchew saga, Alec, the person behind it,

talked to Chris like they were, like, he was just a regular person other than, like, everybody else who kind of just was trying to always get a reaction i'm not saying that alec wasn't but alec did it in a way where it was like chris you're being very uh um oh what's the word when i it's not not naive because chris hates that yeah i know uh you're being a. You're being very hypocritical in the way you kind of go about things. And I like the fact that he was, in a sense, trying to talk

and kind of, he took Chris's narrative like of this kind of, because Chris thinks he, I guess he's kind of a mogul of Sonichu. He's making these moves, you know, with Nintendo. He unfortunately, you know,

he left Miyamoto out in the rain for two straight days but um so I think Alec met him at that level in terms of someone who also has this this fake persona that was Asperchu

and then kind of fighting Chris on the same level playing field in terms of like okay you're you're going to see it as a business, then I'm going to treat it as a, I'm going to respect it in itself as a business, but I'm going to also point out the hypocrisies that you have when it comes to just, it's like, well, Chris, you're mad at me creating Asperchu,

but Sonichu is literally Sonic and Pikachu combined. Like, I don't see how you can be mad at me quote-unquote copying you when you're the one who copied other well-known characters in the yep exactly and then i'll respond to this i the size of the fucking best part and and i love where he calls him out he's like chris you know you called me naive and i don't think that's an insult but the problem is that you think it's so bad and like chris the thing is chris thinks that he's he can get things by you know without without people noticing but i think because of you know like when he tries to disguise himself but it's so clearly he puts on groucho marx glasses to the sky that i called you and i was laughing my ass it's still in the same

bedroom and there's no mistaking that bedroom for another bedroom. That bedroom is... He puts like a rag over his face? Yeah, he puts just a blue shirt. The body is unmistakable. And that bedroom is... Chris Chan's bedroom is basically... Imagine

if you like to draw pictures and make Lego characters and stuff as a kid, if every single one of those was saved and then put up on your wall and then times that times four, that's the bedroom. Yeah. Probably does not smell very good in there. No, no. Well, I mean, you'll there's parts of the documentary where like some people are like, hey, Chris, I think you should make yourself food. There's too much of a

mess on the stove and I wouldn't know where to put the stuff there was one time where he told his mom he's like I don't know where to put my my sex doll like he's like because he'd have to move his sex doll to get somewhere and he doesn't know where he'd put it in the mom's like a hoarder's house yeah that's another problem his mom's a hoarder yeah Barb's a hoarder and grew up in a hoarder's house and um one of like it's sad because when his dad – a little bit of a spoiler. His dad passed away. But when he passed away, they took him to the hospital. He was like covered in like bed bug bites and stuff.

Really? Yeah, apparently. So they definitely had bed bugs. I think so. Or they had some sort of insect infestation that was biting him like crazy. Jesus. So he had to be like quarantined and stuff. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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It's just a spectacle, honestly. There's no one else out there that's had their life documented and their entire life online uh and and have so much drama and action and comedy in it where it's just like how is this real because that's that's that's what i think when i watch chris chan is i'm like how is this real How did it get to this point? How did, how, like, there always has to be some sort of like crescendo or there has to be some big climax, but there never is. It just always gets worse and worse and worse. There's never any buildup.

And you think there is. All these big events happen like every, every year almost, but there's always something else to replace it the next year, or even the next week. He never learned, ever, still to this day. The only friends he had a chance of making after Megan were people online, so he had to put his trust in the people online, and when he does that,

when he continuously trusts anonymous people, which is his whole life, is where the trouble starts, and since he's never going to learn, I mean, right now he's begging for money. Or they were begging for money on YouTube. They were using Barb. I got blankets.

I can sell you blankets. My name is Barbara Chandler. Are you dead? I am not dead. Release me. He has to do that more flirtingly. Oh, man. But, yeah, we just got to the part.

She seems like a hostage in Chris's, like, mental world. Oh, yeah. She is, I mean. Now. Before he was the hostage. I don't imagine she's too happy in life right now. There's nothing anybody can do, dude. No, that's that. that fate's solidified.

That fate's sealed. It's just wild. I recommend everyone look it up and research it. It's very fascinating. It's a rabbit hole for sure. Yes. It's the biggest rabbit hole of any rabbit hole on the internet I can think of.

And even still, this documentary is 35 parts 40 minutes an episode and we're still only in 2011 i know so there's that much there there are certain uh as you said what are they called the not hibernation periods but what are they called exiles exiles they leave the internet well the lat i love how uh the i think the second time chris tries to leave the internet they come back the next day uh because uh of the news of uh a voice actor change in the cleveland show of the voice of roberta tuff change did not like that and i and i i say he and stuff because i'm referencing chris old chris yeah There's a lot of flip-flopping. It's hard with Chris in terms of not,

it's not hard to be respectful of someone. That's not what I'm saying, but it's hard to kind of pinpoint, like, I don't know. Their reality is so far from our own. And you can even say, yeah, but there are people who think, you know, have spiritual beliefs and they're so different from yours that that could be you could. What do you deem as being not of, you know, not in our reality? And I would say when you believe that Lisa Simpson is going to replace Donald Trump in this big kind of merge of realities.

And you think that you're in a polyamorous marriage with – I don't know who he's in a – who they're in a marriage with. But it's just – She is Sonichu. Yeah. OK. Like I think she becomes Sonichu. Like their souls swap or something. I don't know.

The whole dimensional – the current saga is all about there's a dimensional merge that's going to take place between our dimension, which is dimension 1, 2, 1, 8, and then Sonichu's dimension, which is where all the fictional cartoon characters live. And there's going to be a big merge that I think a lot of people are going to die in

and then cartoons will enter the real world. It's like Revelations. Essentially the rapture. Yeah. So I'm very fascinated by this saga. And a lot of people think it's going to end with Christine dying. Really? Some people hypothesize that she's going to kill herself as like to bring about the merge.

Jesus, I hope not. Yeah, no, that'd be very morbid. The thing is just hard to tell. Because she's so mentally ill at this point. It's just, there's, it's hard, you can't even begin to hypothesize what is going on in that head. No. And there's still no help. Nope.

They're not receiving, they're almost 40. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? And they're still still they're still spending all their money on like video games and shit god damn dude

they I remember they got Chris to break their PlayStation 3 because the trolls were like

the troll known as Clyde Cash was like I'll give you $9,000 if you get Chris to

$9,001 $9,001 if you get Chris to... $9,001. $9,001 if you get him to break his PS3. And he did. And he's like, I did it, so where's the money? And then he's like, of course you're not going to get $9,000, dude. He's like, but in his world, he thought he was being smart because he's like, I'm going to break it, but then I can just buy another PS3

with the $9,000. It's like, ugh. So he goes to pick up the money at Charlottesville Fashion Square and doesn't find anybody. And then he finds out what the trolls said. Wait, we did give you the money. You were wearing a brown shirt. Oh, yeah. And then Chris gave it to Liquid Chris instead.

They're creative. The trolls are horrible, horrible people. But there's – I get a laugh here and there. But you realize they're bullying a 10 year old they are yeah an eternal 10 year old that's a good way to describe it an eternal 10 year old

an eternal mentally ill 10 year old yeah it's really punching down like to the to the utmost degree well I think all the trolls

like there's not there's not one troll like you can be like okay they had fun with it or okay they tried like how I said with Alec, but I think every one of the trolls, they're complicit in the current state of Chris. Yeah.

Every single one. Even Liquid, even though people love that saga. I mean, you're toying with somebody's reality and emotions. Yeah. So, and not even just a little bit, like, so hardcore to, like, that's their entire life. Yeah. So, and not even just a little bit, like so hardcore to like, that's their entire life. Yeah.

You know? And like, like you brought it up on the last podcast. The, Gino Samuel says that like, the trolls are literally the authors of his life.

You know, it was, I think that was in episode 30. He says that like at the end or something. Like they, they decide what happens. They bring new characters in

when they want, they kill characters off. They control his life. They still do. Because the trolls know this, and Gino pointed it out, that Chris does live in a very binary world in terms of good versus evil. Because of the way they look at their comics. It's always like Chris versus this evil kind of villain. And the trolls know it's like, OK, so we just need to create a villain or there needs to be some sort of antagonist to Chris.

Yeah. So we can keep getting content. And there always has to be some sort of love interest to fight over. Because it seems like the dynamic is always there is someone like some antagonist to Chris. And then there's a love triangle with a girl yes it's always that dynamic he has to fight the guy for it and eventually the guy wins the girl every time every time it's the same formula they just keep plugging in and nothing changes yeah i my i think you asked me my favorite saga i think early early on, one of the first ways he ever got trolled was people were

calling him gay. People quickly discovered that if you called Chris gay, because of his father's homophobia is so instilled in him. You could tell he really didn't like to be called gay. He made all these videos proving he was straight. That's really what kind of

I am straight. Stop calling me gay giant ass pussy and like the trolls the whole beginning troll shit is they're just basically calling him gay and he's trying to prove that he's straight

and they make him jump through crazy hoops to prove that he's straight I have a little clip of Chris real quick of how straight he is. Here we go. Are you ready? Hold up. Hold up.

Hold up. Hi. Look, you're a pretty little click there. Take all your pussies. They're pussies. That video, I can't. Like, they get them to make so many videos. Then there's this one.

Oh, the belly dancing video? Yeah. Well, my favorite thing about the video where he's showing the girl what he would do to her pussy is he's wearing a tank top that has the Mountain Dew logo on it. Mountain Dew me. It says Mountain Dew me, which is great. People in the comments are like, does he not realize the homosexual

implications of that? Oh, man. Chris. Christine. I could talk about this could be the Gino Samuel documentary of Chris Chan's podcast where we could discuss each episode. Oh, absolutely. I could comment here on

every episode. Props to Gino Samuel. He's got a Patreon. Go check that out because he just puts so much work into these. Speaking of a series that you and I both love that is unfortunately coming to a long hiatus soon. Super Mega.

No, but Better Call Saul. The episode 10 of season 5 is uh airing in a few days and by the time this podcast is out on youtube will already been out but i'm excited i can't wait i cannot i cannot express enough how good this show is. It is, I think, in my opinion, the best show on television currently. Now, there's The Walking Dead. Since Breaking Bad. There's The Walking Dead you're forgetting about. No.

Honestly, I watch... Are they on season 13 or some shit? Yeah, they're double digits at this point. Are they? Yeah. Because I dropped off at season five like I dropped off at like season five. I dropped off at season four. I can't believe they've made it to season whatever it is.

I guess it's all about this money still. But Better Call Saul. Better Call Saul. It's, it's, it's beautiful. Cause you realize, um,

the, the show in of itself is in the same way. It's not what Breaking Bad was. It is a character study and to show the metamorphosis of a character over time but in better call Saul that happens over the course of several so many seasons and it's this it's small minute changes that lead to decisions that lead to more changes over time whereas breaking bad well you know the quote unquote breaks bad in the pilot episode and it's very fast paced and it's a really good show and

it's a great drama crime thriller but better call Saul narratively and stylistically and it's just like they after breaking bad Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould had all their ducks in a row oh my kind of like how to really structure what they wanted in terms of tone and a narrative. And I think they've, they've, they've, they've blown me away. They knocked it out of the water. Yeah. They blew my fucking socks off my little piggies. It's fucking like, I am so excited for the season finale.

I think this has been the best season so far. Yeah. Season five. And there's only one more left, but Ryan and I are concerned because of coronavirus if they're going to postpone shooting the final season. I know. And there's some actors in that show. I don't know how much longer.

There's some actors. There's definitely quite a few actors over the age of 50. I mean, Bob Odenkirk is what, 60, almost 60. Yeah, I think so. Something around there. And yeah, I read something. I don't know if it's true that his son had it or something. I don't know. Does Bob Odenkirk have a son? I think so something around there and yeah I read something I don't know if it's true that his son had it or something

I don't know does Bob Unger have a son I think he has kids I think he has I'm not gonna look it up I don't wanna spread rumors even though I just did gotcha Bob

gotcha Bob you fucking moron I mean Mike dumbass Jonathan Banks the guy that plays Mike he is he's old

he's real old and I watch interviews with him and I love him as an actor he loves his craft he respects his craft but like he's he also seems not difficult to work with but he doesn't mince words too like who he is as Mike is just kind of like take the real life uh oh what's his name I forgot it I just had a you just said it the actor who plays mike jonathan banks jonathan banks um jonathan uh banks there's like a hint of like that grumpiness in his actual personality and i that's why it's just like casting decisions in this show are so good because you can always tell there's like a hint of visual truth to all the characters that are displayed there.

Like, um, Howard, for example, you know, you kind of, you can look at each character and you can tell kind of what archetype they're fitting,

but what's even greater is that they're not just that archetype. There's so much deeper. Like you can look at a picture of Chuck and kind of like, oh, you know who he is. You know what I mean? Yeah. Look at Howard. You know who he is. You look at –

Oh, Jimmy. It's just – I could – as I said, even with the Christian thing, I could rant about this specific show all the time. It's going to be a good episode. I've heard from actors. Lalo is such a good – I love the character. He's so fun. going to be a good episode. I've heard from actors. Lalo is such a good, is such, I love the character. He's so fun.

He's such a good actor. That leap he did in the last episode where he jumped off the cliff onto the car. They're just doubling down on that leap because I remember a lot of people, even,

even me when it first happened, remember when he burst a spoiler, not a spoiler, but there's an episode where he burst through a roof and he comes down through the roof and it's very hard and like just the way he

does it, you're just like, Jesus Christ, it's like this, am I still watching the show grounded in reality? Because it doesn't seem real. No, when he jumps on that car I was like, Jesus fucking Christ. Like, damn, his legs took a shock there. Like, whoever did that stunt. Yeah. maybe it was actually him it's

not him that shit was uh that would hurt basically he jumps off a cliff onto an upside down car it's almost two stories up yeah he like i was like whoa maybe a story and a half let's say still it's a very long way to land on a car yeah because he jumps up it seems that shit that shit would have absolutely destroyed my feet and my legs. It's a great show, though. I can't wait for the season finale, and I can't wait for the next season. And once again, we have to enter that period of waiting. It seems like when the season gets here, it goes so fast, and then it's gone.

You know? Oh. Ladies and gentlemen. It sounds fake, dude. It sounds like you put in a sound effect it's not fake no i know it's not fake it's the thing is like with with with that sound i can visualize like what your what your asshole was doing like i can i can yeah i can exactly like see it it's very visual. Oh, I didn't even bring it up yet. I, this week, bored in quarantine, have decided to foster some kittens. Mandy and her little kittens, her litter. Her little litter. Five minutes ago, there was motion on my kitten cam.

So, yeah, I set them up in my closet. She has five little baby. Go on. Five little Siamese. No, please go on. Five little baby S Go on. Five little Siamese... No, please go on. Five little baby Siamese kittens. And they're very cute. They are.

They're only a couple days old. They haven't even opened their eyes yet. I got the whole one. I know. They're so little. So tiny, like little dwarf hamsters. They literally feel like hamsters right now. And they don't know what's going on.

They don't have their eyes open. I'm going to play a video because I took a video of one, and their mews are very here. Oh, my God. They're so little. We're watching Chris Chan. Oh, okay. That's what that is in the background.

Okay. Five minutes ago on my camera, she was laying down nursing and one of them got out of the nest area. Did she pick it back up? No, it climbed back in under her leg. Okay. And then she laid her head down. There's times where you showed me a video recently where she's like, I'm tired of these

motherfuckers sucking on my titties. And then she gets up and just kind of goes and rests. Yeah, but she gets up and she kind of drags one out. She drags one of the kittens out that's still hanging on and he's just like laying on his back like ah what happened? Yeah. Well last I got very scared because last night she randomly went

and took just one of the kittens out of. We were watching it live on your. Yeah. Because you put your. I put my ring camera in the closet so I can just watch them and whenever she leaves I get a notification so I can like make sure it's all good. Yeah. But she just picks up one of the kittens and just takes it under my bed and just leaves it there. And under my bed, it's hardwood.

It's cold. And kittens can't regulate their body temperature. They need mama. Yeah. So I was getting really scared because I had heard from people that sometimes the moms will take the run and like just leave it to die. So I was like, oh, no. Slow down the pack. I know.

She's like, is she trying to kill this little guy? So I went in there, and I found her under the bed with him, and he wasn't cuddling her. He was next to her, just laying on the ground, and she was hissing at me because she still doesn't like me. She doesn't like anyone. She's very protective. So if you come in the room or close to her, she'll just go.

Yeah, I heard her kind of low grumble growl. It's like a warning. And if you get real close, she'll hiss. But I've broken the barrier a few times where she's a little sucker for treats. So if I put a treat in my hand and put it up close, she'll keep growling, but then she'll eat it. And then she'll continue to growl. Yeah, and then she'll eat another treat. She pissed on my carpet and shit on my carpet.

So I got to get rid of that carpet. She's learning how to use a litter box. Um, but I'm going to bury her children in the litter box. Oh God. I hope not. Luckily she brought the, the one,

the kitten back like 15 minutes later. So I don't know what that was about. Uh, I was really scared. She was gonna maybe because maybe she took it over there. Cause she wanted to move them to like a new safe area. And then when I showed up to see what was going on, she's like, oh shit, this place isn't safe.

Took it back. I don't know. Sorry. I just had a thought come to mind because I was thinking of Harrison holding the kittens. And for some reason, then I started thinking about Harrison. Then I started thinking of the Tucker brothers. Yeah. The fucker brothers.

Yeah. They just need to start their own restaurant. You know why? Jackson wants to make drinks. They can make custom drinks, right? Harrison loves to cook. He makes delicious foods. And then Carson knows how to take pictures and videos so he can do the marketing and advertisement. Carson can be the little businessman.

It's fucking perfect. Damn. Tucker Bros. Restaurante. Except they'd make it a food truck. They should do that. Three brothers? Start a food truck? That would be fun! They should do that! I'm gonna pitch that to them. Say it was my idea. You should. You should.

Guys, I had the best idea. I mean, think about it. I mean, one likes drinks, one loves food, and the other is, uh, uh, likes to make pictures happen. What happened? Sorry, no, she's just leaving. We're looking at the live stream of the Ring cam. She left the nest. Oh, she's eating some food right now?

Wait, we haven't seen if Wanda's still here. Oh, yeah, yeah. Should we go check on Wanda real quick? Let's go check real quick. Let's see. Hey. What? While we're gone, a little break.

Your mama? Hey, we got a big update. Oh, huge. We just went outside and Wanda was not there. No, but in her place, two, I would say, adolescent looking... Little doves. Yeah, little doves. Her little babies.

Because we were wondering if she was sitting on eggs or something, but I guess she was... She has more than two babies. Don't birds have more than two babies? There might be a third one in there underneath them. But we took a nice picture of them so you guys can see. Yeah. Send it to me so I can put it in. That is cute.

We'll throw it up right here. It's up on the screen. They're cute little babies right there in the nest. And Wanda's gone. I don't know where she went. But maybe she's like, my work here is done. I mean, why not? Hopefully they just don't sit there and starve. Well, they're definitely old enough

to fend for themselves now. They're kind of big. Yeah. I wonder if they can fly yet. They definitely have all their feathers and shit. Wanda must be must have been sitting on them for a... She was just sitting on them. Yeah. I mean, so many baby animals. I got kittens at home. I got baby praying mantises,

orchid mantises. Found a baby possum. Baby possum. Now we have two little baby doves at the office. Look at these little guys. They are tiny. And you're thinking about getting a little buddy of your own. Yeah, well, I'm looking into it. I'm going to see if it's possible. There's a certain

type of fish I'd really like to get, i need to do more research first because uh i i love lego but there's something about quarantine that wants me to have like also just like a maybe just i've always had more than one pet grown up i've always i've always grown up with i think the most pets I've ever had in a house where I had two dogs two cats a gerbil two hamsters a rabbit and some fish damn so that's the most I've and I know there's

oh yeah well I found it yeah all at once and I know there's a lot of people who've had more than that but I'm just saying like I'm used to just having pets and just having a bunch of animals to kind of look at and take care of and nurture and shit. I've never, I,

I, I love cats, but they're not my go to. Right. Right. Um, so that's why, you know,

I got a Lego, but in terms of something that, cause I feel like I would love, you know, there's a part of me that would love to still get some, like get a cat of some sort, a low commitment pet but I already have Lego and I just feel like

trying to get a cat and Lego to bond and to like also just kind of parent that household alone is kind of a big take you gotta let it out too or give it a litter box and no one likes litter boxes so I'm feeling the next step would be just to kind of get like a fish fish are great

just watch them live in their own little world? There's a certain type of fish I've been looking at because apparently they have really good vision. They can see outside of the aquarium and they're very playful. But apparently the spotted puffer fish will get like six inches long.

So you have to get like a big tank. Won't they stop growing if the tank isn't big enough? I don't think that's how it works, is it? I thought that like a fish will get as big as its tank, essentially. Obviously, it's not going to get fucking massive if you get a massive tank, but. I thought that if you keep a goldfish. They just swim around all fast and they're fat. They're active.

Their faces are so funny. They grow big ass teeth. Is it legal for me? Like, are they an exotic fish? Well, I don't think that those laws apply to like fish. Yeah. Because. Could I have an octopus?

JK. Octopus would be. That'd be hard to take care of. Because they'd slip. You know, you know, they can like, you know how tiny of a crack they can squeeze their body through? They're escape artists. They can open jars and shit.

They're geniuses it's gonna get out and strangle you at night it's gonna wrap it's tentacles around you I'm just looking at the fish now how do I get these babies I've always wanted an exotic fish tank but that's just I'd be too scared that I you know that's a hobby with a lot

of knowledge and responsibility and work. And I don't know if I'm ready for that. Yeah. Because it's just like a saltwater tank would be so cool. That's what sucks is saltwater fish always look the coolest. It's like there's the biggest variety. They're so cool.

But you got one little mess up and the whole tank dies. So it's like. I think it's just like funny though, like with fish in general, where you'll, they're a pet and you love them to some extent, not as much as I guess like a cat or dog,

but you love them and you care for them. And at the end of the day, you know, they're not, it's not like you get an urn with their ashes. You literally put them in a bag

and throw them in the trash. I, well, I buried my fish. You buried your fish? Yeah. I cried my eyes out. She died on my birthday.

And I put in a little box that I made. And I went out in the yard and I dug a hole and I buried it. I was very sad. But I think a majority of people do not bury their fish. Oh, they flush them. They flush them. They shouldn't flush them. No, no.

The thing was that you shouldn't you shouldn't flush like a live fish because when Finding Nemo came out kids thought it's like hey that's gonna send my fish to the ocean but little do they know there's like this goes straight to shit it doesn't only go straight to shit there's like things in there where it's gonna slice the fish up and kill it it's gonna bounce it around

slash it up I mean that's for poopoo that's not for living creatures no exactly like how would you like to go down the toilet hold on hold on slash it up? I mean, that's for poo-poo. That's not for living creatures. No, exactly! Like, how would you like to go down the toilet? Hold on, hold on, hold on. I wonder if I still have a text. Hold on, I gotta send you something. It's about a toilet flushing. I'm very curious about when I

flush my toilet, where it goes. Like, exactly, like, what order. I wanna send a camera down and just see, like, where does it go? Like, does it go into a bigger pipe that then goes into a bigger pipe? like if anyone knows I'm very curious about the like way neighborhood sewage systems work. Does it go into a tank that then gets emptied out into a into a sewer? Is the sewer actually for shit and stuff to go through or? No.

Is it for rain? I don't know. I've never known if the sewer is where shit goes from your toilet or if that's just like where rainwater collects i don't know we got to start exploring the sewers i sent you a text all right it hasn't come through just yet oh there it is all right let's see what the text is holy shit what the fuck right what the fuck explain explain to the people what you're witnessing the caption is sandy is back in

bikini bottom now sunglasses emoji and it's somebody it's a it's a dead squirrel in a public toilet and somebody flushes it and it just goes, it goes straight down dude. That's gonna clog that toilet. 100%. You don't know. How is that? How do you know? I keep watching it. It's just so, it's like

Augustus Gloop when he gets sucked into the pipe. I want to know why they have a dead squirrel in a public bathroom. Oh. Damn. Just videos you find, you know? Well, I didn't find it.

Justin found it. That is... But he sent it to me. Liked by Frank Javsi. That makes sense. So maybe Frank sent it to Justin or Justin sent it to Frank. Who knows? What a fucking... Am I going to have to follow this page?

I follow a lot of meme pages. Instagram's just memes for me now. And it's... But some meme pages turn – that person then uses the clout they earned and then they delete all the pictures and then they make it a personal Instagram. I also noticed – And like I'm like I don't remember following this person because I remember following like meme accounts. And all of a sudden I look and I'm like, oh, they just made it their personal Instagram now I feel. Yeah, a lot of people do that but a lot of people once they get like big meme pages they'll start kind of selling them out

or like they'll start promoting shitty products which I I get it it's a grind but I just want to see my damn memes you know what I'm saying I just want to see my damn memes when I go on Instagram I don't want to see no spiritual necklace that'll heal all of my ailments.

I want to see some funny ghetto Spongebob memes. Oh, man. Dude, I have, it's been, quarantine is starting to hit me, man. It's been, it's very hard to find motivation to do anything. I sleep all day. Like, I can't find motivation to do anything. I'd sleep all day. Like, I can't find motivation to do anything. Yeah, my, uh, I think I've only, uh,

hold on. I, uh, I think, uh, just, yeah, quarantine is getting to is getting to be personal. Whew. Ew. I'm ready to start recording this podcast like prison visitation. Where it's like there's a pane of glass between us.

So we're in different rooms. But we can see each other through the glass. And we have our microphones. Okay. So I don't ever have to worry about that shit reaching me. I think this is the most I've farted in a Super Megacast episode. I want to make sure I mark that microphone. So we can remember that one is yours.

So I don't accidentally use it. Like, I don't want my lips accidentally touching that one day. What are you, a pussy? Yes, I am. A little bitch boy? Oh, man. I mean, they're good. They're excellent, like A-plus on those farts.

Thanks, man. I'm loving it. I just want to get it close to the mic because then you'll hear the detail. And these are great mics. Exactly. I can't be far away. No, you've got to get at least a fist away, you know? Like, look at the difference here. Like, I'm talking, you know, hear the detail in my voice?

But if I bring the mic up here, you can probably hear a little more detail. Maybe it sounds a little more... I don't know if it even sounds... It definitely sounds different. Oh, it sounds better. There's a little... There's some more detail in there. See, if I... But, it sounds better. There's some more detail in there. See, if I'm this far from the mic and I go, you know, it sounds like that. But if I'm up much more. Fake fart, by the way.

I don't want people thinking that that was real. No, that was a fake fart. That was with my mouth. I can't top Ryan's. Ryan's are a talent. Your laugh, your farts, all of your bodily functions that don't involve liquid are quite full of talent. My gift given to me by God is just the ability to make people laugh due to my bodily functions. And we love it, man.

You got to step it up, though. Yeah. Let's see some actual shit. Say, like, watch this. And, like, pull your pants down. Just blow shit on the table in the middle of the party. You already have have that uh part of the duo yeah i guess that is more my talent you know there's one there's the funny farts then there's the one who shits their pants well that's not as fun you know because you you just make funny sound and then everyone laughs

for me it's oh time to go change my fucking diaper like a little baby i can't believe how many times you've shit your pants I can't either okay I have a question the Joe Rogan says he has shit his pants about he would bet about 12 times in his life

do you have Joe Rogan beat or do you think Joe Rogan has you beat as an adult he says 12 times yeah I got him beat how many times would you estimate that you've shit your pants? 15. Damn, okay. I like it. You're like, it's definitely more than 12.

It's more than 12. Let's just say 15. I wouldn't say it's more than 20. Yeah. But it's going to get there. I'd say you're definitely going to hit 20 within the next five years. Oh, next five years for sure. Not in the next year.

Maybe I might hit like 16 or 17 before 2021. But I'll keep, see the thing is at this point, I'm starting to forget when it happens. I should keep like a diary, a diarrhea diary where I just kind of like when it happens, I'll just fill in a page and write about my experience and like the date. And then I can really kind of keep track. Unfortunately, I lost the records of the first ones, but at least like moving forward, I can really kind of keep track unfortunately I lost the records of the first ones but at least like moving forward I can keep records of it yeah records did not exist

before this date I'll do that and then Rob is going to come to my house Rob? Who's Rob? Dude from Rob and Big Rob Dyrdek and then they're going to come in and be like oh shit we found his diary and open it up.

It's going to be like me telling the tales of the times I've shit my pants. And I'm like, oh, okay. Maybe we shouldn't steal from this guy. You shouldn't write a YouTuber book called When You Poo Poo In Your Pants. When You Poo Poo In Your Pants. A Matt Watson story. A Matt Watson story a Matt Watson memoir and then in the corner

I'll put the YouTube logo and be like as seen on YouTube can it be the old YouTube logo or like 2006 we gotta write our YouTuber book still we do I gotta make it just like all those other YouTube books every time I'm in Barnes and Noble

I make it a thing I have to go check. Every time I'm in Barnes & Noble, I make it a thing, right? I have to go check out the YouTuber section, which is always in, like, teen nonfiction, I guess. Is that where they put them? Because, you know, all those YouTubers got books. Dan and Phillip, Shane Dawson,

they all have their books. And the books are... I don't think any of them are written by the actual people. I think they, can we just, can we just hire? It doesn't matter. These people's books like are nothing to be added to like a great library. Like if, if, like if a civilization were to find their books, it would tell them nothing.

It would just be. I tell them a lot. It would just tell them, uh, it would tell them nothing. It would just be. It would tell them a lot. It would just tell them. This man like being popular. I think that maybe, I don't know, YouTube's such a big thing. Maybe it'll be like, damn, these people really cared about themselves this much. This man wrote a book about himself. What has he done?

If the Washington Library of congress is burning down i would run in and make sure that the the books i save so humanity can see in the future were youtuber books yeah all i know is that like i do you find it weird though when talking about youtube that like the popular youtuber like the whoever's popular it always always comes down to some sort of sexualization of an underage star. When you think of... I'm thinking of Vine. You think of...

What's his stupid-ass name? Little boy. Jacob Sartorius. Jacob Sartorius. He was very sexual. He was super sexual. You know? Yeah. And then you have people like Chris DeLotte, Jacob Sartorius Jacob Sartorius he was very sexual he was super sexual you know yeah

and then you have people like Chris De La who's the popular TikTok artist you know who I'm talking about Chris De La you know who I'm talking about

yeah I know who you're talking about I don't know his last name she's 15 and she's like oh I thought it was a guy no I've just honestly I've just seen the name

so I thought it was a guy whatever her name is Chris DeAngelo I don't know what her name is, Chris D'Angelo. I don't know what her name is. But she's 15 and she's become, she's the biggest, she's like the most popular TikTok star or whatever. But like the song she dances to is like, like the songs will be like, I'll be riding on your dick. And it's like, Jesus. Yeah.

It's just like, not exactly like that, but they're very sensual and they're very sexual in nature. That is weird. Like that shit always blows up and it's like allowed to. And it's not just like this era. Like you look back at fucking Britney Spears, right? Yeah. Shirley Temple. I mean, yes, 100%.

But I just, why? But I just – why? One, if they're kids, why can't they become famous doing something like Ryan Toy Reviews and being taken advantage of by your parents for monetary gain, for example? That's what I do with my kids. Why do they have to – why are parents going around telling their kids to – No, do it again. That wasn't sexy enough. That's how it comes across. Sweetheart, you've got to move your hips more.

Come on, you're 15, honey. You've got to start showing all the strangers on the internet that you've got a tummy that you can work with. Sweetheart, I told you, you can only get a pad from the bathroom if you do the dance right and sexy enough. Oh, fuck, man. I'm kind of fucked up.

I guess a part of it is also like I sound like a mad, deranged, middle-aged man who doesn't understand the new world of entertainment. This is us falling out of the... This is us becoming those adults. Yeah, I miss the times where I was 15 and I could sexualize myself on the internet. Yeah, I miss that too, man.

I miss... What happened to that? You know, now it's not fun was 15 and I could sexualize myself on the internet. Yeah, I miss that too, man. I miss. What happened to that? You know, now it's not fun. You and I are naked. You know, now that we're over 18, it's not fun. It's boring. It's not fun anymore, man. Just knowing that I could get some old fuck in trouble if I went into a Walmart naked

and he was glaring at my tush, dude. You did that quite a lot, right? Yeah, I'd strip down naked as a 10-year-old, and I'd try to get people in trouble and be like, He took my clothes off! No! Wait, wait, wait. Here's what you gotta do. Go into a Walmart and strip naked.

Because you know a lot of people... First, I gotta get a time machine. Go back to when I was 10. Which is probably the hardest part of this. But once you manage that... I'll need your help on that. I'll help you with that. Go into a Walmart and then take your clothes off.

And then, you know how some people leave their cars sometimes? Mm leave their cars sometimes like while they're going down an aisle yeah throw your clothes into it and then when they come back run up naked be like he took my clothes and then he's like what and then he sees them in his cart and he'll try to throw them out probably so then his fingerprints will be on them dude i was a little shit as a kid i'd look for like you know parking lots that would have unlocked car doors and then I'd strip naked I'd get in the car and then I'd look out for parking lot security and I'd start banging on the windows

get that person so but how are they going to explain the fact that there was a naked child in their car because the thing is once they're arrested they'll take it in question they'll be like how did this naked child get in the car they'll be like I have no idea that's what anyone would say that has a naked child. I have no idea.

That's the first thing I would say. I have no idea. Your Honor, I don't know how that child got in there. Oh, so you don't know how a child was stripped naked and locked in your car? He's probably doing it as a joke. Oh, so it's the child's fault. Yeah, exactly. Like, you could aim somebody by doing that.

Yeah. If I were 10 or 15. Or if you have a young cousin, you could convince them to do it if you want to ruin somebody's life. Hey, I know I'm 25 and you're my young 10-year-old cousin. I got a prank that would be hilarious. But first, send me a picture so I know you're serious about this prank. No, I was just trying to do a prank with you. I wasn't doing anything weird.

I fucking love it. Do we should get a we should find whatever company writes those YouTuber books for the YouTubers, like the real colorful ones, and we should just hire them to write one for us and just see how it comes out. The Hallmark channel? Yeah. Can we start writing for

Hallmark? Like the cards or the movies? Yeah, we could do that. I'd love to write for Hallmark? Like the cards or the movies? Yeah, we could do that. I'd love to write a Hallmark movie. Last night, once again, we were talking about our movie ideas and you had some good ideas for some scenes. I don't want to spoil them, but good shit, my man. I just want to create a 40-minute fun little romp

with you, and I think we're going to do that. It's going to have to wait until after the quarantine for us to even get started, and then I always think of like, oh, does that mean that then there's gonna be less content on here and then people will be like oh you're being assholes by not uploading or let's plays when you're focusing on something you want to do i don't know we'll have to see how people react i i get it guys i get it every time i do that voice and every time I say that, I know there's a lot of people getting upset with me. And I and I and I will lend I'll give you guys this.

Look, I can be an asshole and I can be unfair to some of you who are who are very, very nice and appreciative and respectful of Matt and I and Super Mega as a business. Of Matt and I and Super Mega as a business. But sometimes I got a ding-dang rant. And you got to flip and deal with it, dog. You got to let the boy blow some steam off. Exactly. My doctor said I'm not allowed to masturbate anymore. Due to the fact that...

You don't have to get into it. Yeah. It's personal. But I got to let loose some steam. Yeah. So I got to be mad at you guys for something. You got to be mad for a little bit. Just a little bit.

Yeah. I respect that. I respect that a lot. Ah, fuck. I got scabies all over my damn skin. Seems like it. You got some bedbugs, my man? I got horrible bedbugs.

You going to send some bedbugs over my way? I had a dream I had bedbugs the other night and it was a nightmare. Horrifying revelation that would be. And you've already had to have that revelation once. Yeah. And ever since I had bedbugs once a long time ago now it's like I constantly have dream nightmares with their back. Yeah. And I... Ew! Gross. Gross shit man.

Well anyway, I guess that's about all the time we got for this week for this podcast. Yeah. I'd say we just end it. I'd say we just end it here. Do you want to end it with music? Like, you know, the usual, since we have, you know. It's fading in right now. Okay, good.

I like it. Yeah. I don't know. You know? All right, see you. Is it fading? Yeah, it's coming in. Okay.

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