supermegashow - EP 190 - A Middle Aged Man's Mukbang

Episode Date: April 29, 2020

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Welcome to Super Megacast episode 190. That's right. It's your boy Matt and your other boy. Yeah, Ryan. Ryan, my boy. Look at us wearing shorts both today. It's the first day of the year I'm wearing shorts. I'm always wearing shorts though.

Those are not, Are those new shorts? I just don't wear them often. I gotta say, those are... They're not gym shorts. They're definitely the most stylish shorts of the ones you got. I was looking at the back. They got that nice pock. To put it into perspective, when he says stylish, usually I wear gym shorts.

What he sees as style are gray sweatshorts. Yeah. Thin sweatshorts with a very thin gray and whitish. It's like a fabric textile. They're nice. I like them. Thanks, man. They're looking good, man.

See these? Oh, I see those. I see those little prunes hanging down. Thanks, man. See, I'm wearing a bathing suit today because I don't have any shorts. I like the style, though. I don't have any shorts. You got your, oh, man, let me take off my shoes, get all comfortable.

I got my Nike slides. They're actually not mine. They're one of my roommates. And then I got my small short bathing suit on and a T-shirt. That's what we're wearing today, ladies and gentlemen. What are y'all wearing, huh? Yeah, tell us in the comments what you guys are wearing. I'm curious to find out.

But yeah, episode 190. What a week it's been. It's very hot in LA today. It's starting to feel like summer a little bit. That's the thing with LA, it just changes on a dime. There's no gradual heat up. It's just like this week, it's going to be 96. It's been windy, nice and cool outside during nighttime, and now not so much.

It was very windy last night, for me at least, not for you. Blowing the trees everywhere, making Lego screech and scream. I don't know. Lego's such a bitch, dude. Wait, did I show you? I sent you the picture of him cowering under my back table. It was just from the rain. Not even the thunder.

There was no thunder. He had to sleep next to my bed last night because he got scared. I can't let him on my bed because he gets out there with his paws and he's all dirty. He might bring in something. I don't know. I just got a new bed yesterday. You did? Because Mandy peed on it.

Yeah. Mandy's not my girlfriend. Mandy is the cat I've been fostering who has five tiny little Siamese kittens who are getting, they can't walk yet, but their eyes have all opened up and they're all wobbly. They're trying to stand up. I could see progress being made. I'm waiting for their ears. Is Mother going to teach them to walk?

Yeah. I think it's coming up. Speaking of fun animal updates, we have one final update with Wanda and her two children. Yep. I came to the office yesterday, and I saw that one was kind of standing on a fence, and then another one was just kind of on the ground of our patio, and Matt said that they were just kind of there. Yeah, because I got here a little before you and I went outside.

They're alive. They're not dead on the fence. They were sitting under the nest. So they jumped out of the nest and they were both just sitting underneath it. And when I came outside and I guess that freaked them out and they went flying. So they could fly and now they're gone. They flew away.

They left the nest. So that's the end of the Wanda saga. How many episodes was that saga? Four or five, I think. Well, you know how like Chris Chan has different sagas? Yeah. What are sagas for us? We have the Ming saga.

We have, Oh, fuck. There's a lot. There's a lot of sagas on this podcast. But leave it to 50% of the podcast, one of the hosts, and not be able to remember any of them. What saga is Christine in right now? What's she up to? The Dimensional Merge saga.

I thought the Dimensional Merge was coming. Is she the prophet for the Dimensional Merge? Yes, she is currently in the dimensional merge was coming. Is she the prophet for the dimensional merge? Yes, she is currently in the dimensional merge. So that's the current ongoing saga. That's the only one I know about. Still waiting for episode 36. That's all the talk of Chris-Chan today. We have nothing new to talk about.

Well, we do have something new to talk about in terms of entertainment. I want to talk about Better Call Saul. That season finale. Oh yeah, wait, did we not? Oh yeah, the last talk about Better Call Saul. I want that season finale. Oh, yeah. Wait, did we not? Oh, yeah. The last time we recorded the podcast, I was editing and we're like, oh, only one more episode left.

Do you care if I go grab some water because I'm getting heartburn? Of course not. As long as you grab your boy a glass as well, maybe. Maybe put some ice in it, too. Oh, but what next? You want some spit, Ryan? Jesus Christ. Why?

Why would I want your spit? Why would that be a thing I ask? It's a saying where it's like, can I get you anything else? Are you good on spit? Yes, I'm good on spit. Okay, so you just want water. I produce my own saliva like most humans, yes. What I need is water. That is some good water.

That's great water. You make that shit good. Thanks, man. It's mother's recipe. It was a big ass spider in the room. Where? Their water bars? Literally right above me. Right above me. Two thoughts at once.

So, first thought, spider. Oh, I see him. It's directly above me. Oh, it's one of those, it's one of those nice little house spiders, though. It's not little. No, no, it's not little, but it's not, it's not.

It's the one that has, it's like almost a daddy long legs, but it's not. I don't think it's a pest. I think it's like, it just makes cobwebs, will get all the little insects. Thank you. That's definitely not an insect. That's an insect that a roach would kill, though. Yes, but that's an insect that would kill tiny things

like gnats. He's doing us a favor. I just hate that it's directly above my head in the corner of the wall. If it ever fell, it came down. If he's coming down, I'll let you know. But the second thought that for some reason came into my brain was, are there water bars? Is there such thing as a water bar where you just go and hydrate? Just go and drink water?

There's different kinds of water. What kinds of water are there? Carbonated water, different flavors of water. They artificially flavor their own water. Or maybe water okay they they artificially flavor their own water or maybe not artificially flavor they flavor their own water damn dude that's actually not a bad idea like hey man you want to go grab a water they have like nice little plates that are like very healthy like little salads and stuff it's a place for uh the people who need to lose weight like me could go and still enjoy like that carbonation or like recovering alcoholics. Yeah.

Like, Hey man, you want to go grab a water sometime, Ryan, why don't you just go to a restaurant and order some water and, and a salad? Maybe, maybe.

Nah, I think they should make a, I think water, water, water. Yeah, exactly. Dude. Water bar is a pretty,

pretty nifty idea, honestly. That feels like one of those L.A. things that would open up and everyone would be like, ooh. And then it would close three months later because you can't make money off. Are they going to sell water? It definitely sounds like a place that would open up for like a few weeks in the Galleria in Glendale. That's the thing. Are they going to sell water? Mm-hmm.

How much is a... Are they going to have expensive water? And it. Like, how much is a... Are they going to have, like, expensive water? And it's the best water, too. Best water. Are they going to have, like, expensive water, too, though? Where it's like... No, it's all affordable. But they do have expensive water.

This probably will come as a shock to a lot of people that live in... Mixed with vitamins. They'll put powdery vitamins in there for you. Grind up some Flintstones vitamins. Like they do at Jamba Juice, except it's going to be put in your water. Or, Ryan, you could go to a convenience store or grocery store

and buy the vitamins you would need pertaining to the diet and the day-to-day life that you... No, no, no. Because I could go to the convenience store and buy myself a six-pack of beers. Or, I could go out to a bar and enjoy a beer. Exactly.

That's much more enjoyable for me. Okay. And this might come as a shock to a lot of people that maybe live in more rural parts of America. But in LA, a cocktail can be like 15, 16 bucks. So at this water bar, how expensive is like a nice water cocktail? Like I want to- I'd say five bucks. Five bucks?

Five bucks. That's Disneyland territory. Yeah. But then you can pitch in with your friends and get a cauldron of water. A cauldron? Not a pitcher? They bring out like a big iron cauldron? Yeah.

All right. Probably some disease. I'll take a hot water. She'll take a carbonated. Yeah. This is- Something big happened to me this morning What happened? I switched teams You're gay now?

No, no, god no Kidding Kind of Um I I went to ralph's uh to get some not this morning but like a week ago to kind of get some more groceries so i can make sandwiches and shit so i don't have to go out or order too much food um one of the things i wanted to purchase was jif creamy peanut butter they were all out there was nothing else but extra

crunchy and i was like oh i was like no ah so i bought some because i'm like it's still peanut butter it's peanut butter toast it'll be fine i had my first slice of extra crunchy peanut butter toast and might i say that might be the best peanut butter toast a man has ever had in his life. I love crunchy. Extra crunchy. It adds so much texture to just bread and like some...

It's just you don't want this same smooth... Add a little spice in there. You know what the next move is? Extra crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Toasted. Extra crunchy jelly. Ew.

I love crunchy. I used to be like strictly a smooth guy. And then I kind of just hit this point where I'm like, why is there a war over this? They're both good. I really, it's starting to scare me because like, you know know when you're young and you're like, oh, extra crunchies for old people. I'm like, oh shit. It is for older people. It's not. Well, it is, but

it's the same thing. It's like when you're young, you can eat a whole bag of candy. I don't go out and like, now even at the movies I'll look at the candy and I'm just like, I'm fine. I just want popcorn. Popcorn and I'll have a soda at a movies. But usually I think I want like some wine. Yeah, I'll have a soda at a movies. But usually I think I want like some wine. Yeah, I don't get soda at restaurants really anymore either unless it's fast food.

If I get McDonald's, I got to get a Coke. Yeah, here's the thing. There's two specific fast food restaurants that they have specific drinks that make the dining experience of those fast food restaurants even greater. The one that you just mentioned is McDonald's with Coca-Cola. That's a classic American meal. The second for me is Chick-fil-A and Sprite. I love the way Sprite is dancing along

with the chicken in terms of flavors. Interesting. It's exquisite. I don't know if I've ever tried that. I usually get sweet tea with Chick-fil-A. That's what I've always paired it. I showed you. I went down the wrong pipe. Ryan.

Ryan. Ryan. You okay? The water went down the wrong pipe. Damn. Just get your hands straight up. That'll clear it out. Fun fact, y'all.

If you're ever choking on water or something small, I'm not talking like choking on a piece of chicken, but got something on the wrong pipe, stick your hands up and reach for the sky. It'll clear out your system real good. It'll make you cough real hard. You got big tears. What was I saying?

I don't know. That scared me. I thought you were going to die on me. We're talking about Sprite. Sweet tea. Sweet tea. I thought you were going to die on me. We're talking about Sprite.

Sweet tea, sweet tea. I have in my place, with the Chick-fil-A logo on it and everything, a big gallon of sweet tea from Chick-fil-A. It ain't bad. I think I remember you have a bias towards sweet tea made in California, right? Well, Chick-fil-A sweet tea is always good. But I've said in the past my gripes with Chick-fil-a sweet tea is is it's always good but i've said in the past my my gripes with chick-fil-a sweet tea exactly because i guess honestly it's not clean it's all fast food sweet tea yeah because you got to think about the things they're brewing in they're just unless it's actually i gotta say mcdonald's does them in plastic bags that they

change out which i think they all should do because Because you have this metal urn, essentially. Well, you haven't worked there in a while. Yeah, you know what? It's been years. They could have changed it. I should go back and see if I can pick up a shift. If there are any employees of fast food restaurants out there, could you tell us?

I'm interested. Did working there change the frequency and your kind of way of, you know, you're driving and all of a sudden you see a McDonald's. You know, remember when we're on tour, we'd see a McDonald's, we're like, oh, we're fucking hungry. Yeah. Like, I could use some fucking McDonald's. If you worked at a McDonald's, does that change? Are you going to go, oh, no, guys, no, they poop in your fries there yeah we all we all do it it's just a thing we all do at mcdonald's i mean it's it's kind of like a rite of passage but let's

just not go there you gotta shit in someone's fries at least i have some stories that i can't i'm not gonna tell on the podcast from working in fast food nothing i did just things that i witnessed and things i heard about uh that, that definitely, uh, changed my outlook on the fast food industry. Uh, just, you know, it's like, guys, when it comes to fast food, just don't, don't read, don't read about it. Just ignorance is bliss. Enjoy your question for you. Yeah. What's the probability that if you frequent fast food and most and I think a lot of people do in America, if you frequent fast food, what are the chances at some point you've ingested cum? Some asshole put cum in your food. Well, see, here's the thing about cum is that's a long thought out process, you know, like to get the cum on the food.

Because I'm imagining the guy isn't like... I'll switch it to make it even scarier. Spit. I think spit's the... I've definitely eaten spit before. There's no way I've gone my whole life eating through restaurants, fast food places, and no one has just for fun spit on my burger, spit on something. I never saw that the three years I worked fast food.

I never saw anyone spit on anything. But the probability of never having eaten spit. That's true. It's, I feel like spit's too easy. Cause it's just like, that's like the good school. Spin on his food. I don't know if people, like if someone's just, people do that. Yeah.

Like, you know, if I, if, if I worked in fast food, I take the burger, I put it right up and I just go, you know, take that, Jeff Bezos. Is he coming into McDonald's? The one you work at? Yeah. What's up with his eye? Has he ever addressed that? What?

Like what? Have you noticed how Jeff Bezos has like one of his eyes looks like a cyborg eye? No. What? Look up pictures of Jeff Bezos. I noticed this recently when I was looking at him. He like, his eyes are not,, like one of his eyes is different. I accidentally typed in Jeff Bazons.

Hey, I'm Jeff Bazons. Not related. Oh, one's like normal and the other's just fully awake all the time? Yeah, yeah. It's like it's all the way open. Like he got really surprised one day but only half surprised. Is that his wife? Jeff Bezos' wife?

Oh. Ex-wife, right? Ex-wife. The richest woman on earth? No. She's an adorable little thing. She got that bag. She's got those hamster cheeks.

And those weren't the cheeks that Jeff was clapping. No. Because Jeff ended up clapping some other cheeks. That's right. He had an affair. She took, she got like 70 billion in the divorce settlement. Here, I got something to show you. That's a big divorce settlement.

That, uh, that's related to cheating. Oh, no, not that one. You watching, watching Jacob Sartorius Vines? If I miss this shot, I gotta cheat on my girl you ready oh man that's crazy you got into tiktok recently yes i i've been binging tiktok and i created an account um that i'm not gonna make public because this is i want to it's weird i it sounds it's like do you not enjoy twitter or instagram when i say this but like i want to enjoy it's weird. It sounds, it's like, do you not enjoy Twitter or Instagram when I say this? But like, I want to enjoy a social media platform. And so I'm not going to make anything for TikTok.

I just like. You're not going to do any dances? No, I'm good. I just like liking stuff and scrolling through. It really is just like Vine again. Like I'll be up at night scrolling through laughing my ass off. I think that TikTok is, is. I love it.

It's what Vine was and then it went like light years beyond it with the obscurity and the wildness of it. Yeah. I hope you like fucking China selling your information. I have heard that. No, it's true.

I mean TikTok, I remember before TikTok was big. I remember the only time I would ever see TikTok was on, like, Chinese videos because it's a Chinese company. And you know for a fact they're selling you information. Whatever. Well. At this point, like, I have WhatsApp on my phone to talk to my cousin who lives in Thailand because that's the only way she'll talk to me is through WhatsApp. And I guarantee they're doing the same thing whatsapp

is owned by facebook so yeah oh oh also i'd like i don't know there comes a point where it's just kind of you can't avoid the information selling you're like well fuck it i'd rather enjoy tiktok thank you i found some really funny ones that make me laugh out loud. No, you showed me some good ones. You showed me some really good TikToks. Let me see. These are the recent ones. Hold up.

Excuse me. I said, excuse me. Shit, shit. Ah! You ready? I just, there's such a weird, eclectic group of people on TikTok

that weren't on Vine, you know? That's the thing. Well, that's the thing. Those people are big on TikTok. Like, the people that would probably get a few likes

on Vine would be put in cringe compilations. Those people are huge and have their own fan base. People love cringe on TikTok. I love it. It's great. Oh, I love watching cringe on TikTok too. And it's so easy to find now. At first it was hard. It's like a zoo.

You're going through and just looking at different exhibits of different people. The one thing I will say that just tears at my heart about TikTok is that you can't sort by new. So I can't go to like a hashtag and sort by new. Really? Yeah, it sucks. I think it's because they like Vine and a bunch of other social media platforms probably had a problem with porn and they don't want that on their platform.

So I guess it's the best way to kind of steer clear of it is make sure the hashtags are somewhat curated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. make sure the hashtags are somewhat curated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite type of Vine and TikToker, it really started on Vine and musically is kind of like, we're like a real pretty boy. We'll put on a snapback.

Jacob Sartorius types. Like put it on backwards. Weekly Chris, Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson? Larson? Boris Larson. Boris Johnson is the PM of the UK. Yeah, sorry. Boris Larson.

They'll put their snapback on just barely sitting atop their bread loaf of hair. Remember that I went to Mexico a few years back and I sent you a picture of that dude at the airport? That is hat exactly like that. I don't know if I have that picture anymore. That hat literally had like, it looked like it was floating above his hair. Like, how do you, like, why? And you remember what? Man, I can't wait to go back to the United States of America.

Yeah, that's like when I was in the airport in Japan, I heard a bunch of guys doing the same thing, being such assholes. And when I look and they're wearing USC Gamecock shirts, I was like, of course, of course. Just my favorite thing, I think I mentioned it when I mentioned it last time, probably whenever I mentioned it last few years ago, but it's just like, dude, you were probably like in Cancun or something. You weren't like in Mexico. I mean, you were, but you're not like experiencing.

You're in the part of Mexico they make for white people to come experience Mexico. You might as well just go on a cruise. Exactly. I do enjoy cruises. I know a lot of people don't. I've never been on one still. for white people to come experience mexico you might as well just go on a cruise exactly um i do enjoy cruises i know a lot of people don't been on one still for me it's just i like being isolated with like okay i like being isolated and the people that go on yeah there's like a lot of families and stuff but if you go to like where the adults are then it's just like the bars and just a bunch of old like depressed couples and it's like yeah

that's all I would do on a cruise I would swim I snuck a weed pen on the last cruise I went on I am calling the authorities I got super high in Alaska

and ate some king crab legs like a motherfucker was that last year was that 2019 that was yeah 2019 alright well I'm gonna call the FBI with an anonymous tip

say I know a man who went on a cruise ship in 2019 and snuck a marijuana vape pen. Yeah, I did. Hey, you little bad boy. I'm a little bad. You little rascal. I was smoking. You little rascal.

I was smoking and drinking. I know a lot of people that just take weed pens and do not take this as advice or something you should do because I don't know the legitimacy of it because I've never done it. But I've heard of a lot of my friends and a lot of people that just bring weed pins in their, like, luggage and their carry-on to fly to other states where it's not legal. And the TSA hasn't done anything. I'd put it in my check bag. Like, I brought gummies and stuff before to South Carolina. Because I hear a lot of people traveling with it to states where it's not legal.

And like the TSA just doesn't care. Yeah. Don't take my word on that because some kid out there is going to be like, ooh, and load his backpack full of just like kush and then go through the TSA. Matt said I could. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now,

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drink with extra ice. Junior chicken will be fire and a sweet hot apple pie. Is that it? Let me get a quarter pounder with cheese. A flatfish show, please. Make good as a McMuffin and a large coffee. A hamburger, cheeseburger, hodgepodge, hotcakes, vanilla cone shake, and a hot bar Sunday.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you... That was intricate. Impressive. That was the long con. That was the long...

Ryan got out of his chair, crawled onto the ground in the corner of the room, laid on his back, and then spun around and made a stinky. It was... It is stinky. We might have to take...

Why is it like I don't have to shit the whole day and then I sit down and record the podcast and my body's like, oh, time to take a shit. We're almost running out of toilet paper at the office. How much do we have? Here, I'm going to go get the roll. I'm going to have to shit soon. Hey guys, we're at that part of the podcast where we're talking about shit again.

I'm ready I'm ready shit soon. Hey guys, we're at that part of the podcast where we're talking about shit again. I wanna dance with somebody. I wanna dance with somebody. Oh, that's enough. I'd say we have enough for two poops each. Okay. Or one Jackson poop. Let's not let Jackson.

Let's tell Jackson we're out of toilet paper. I'll put it right here so you can, uh. Here's what I'll do. You know what? To ration that, before I go to the bathroom, I'll take it off and you can see how much I take. And I'll only take that much into the bathroom. Someone noticed how I, uh, unravel toilet paper.

I want to see if like how you do it here. So like if you're going to. Oh, the way you did it in that video. Yeah, that's how I always do it. That's, that was a lot of toilet paper. Huh? That was a lot of toilet paper. No, I didn't.

I don't ever use that much. Like for example, like. that was a lot of toilet paper huh that was a lot of toilet no i didn't i don't ever use that much like for example like so let's say the toilet paper is right here next to me that's what i'm gonna do so matt let's just like unravels it and then rips it a little bit and then what i'll do is i'll do this ready fold fold wipe but hold again here let me let me show you let's see what you do mr Mr. McGee. See, like, if it's right here, I'll just... Like, it's already... You know how it goes down. I'll wrap it around. Okay.

It's, like, already folded. It's like brass knuckles almost on your hand. Yeah, it's already folded. It's, like, on you like a glove. You go... And then you can, like, whoop, you know, sandwich it. Get it in there? Ryan, you fucking asshole!

Stop! Oh! it get it in there well we just um wasted two wipes of toilet paper well i'm gonna use this use that i'm not using that one that you just farted on and threw at me why not because you put it like pretty much up your ass to demonstrate i have clothes on matt yeah that doesn't fucking matter like the particles and the kinetic and thermal energy. What, are you going to catch pink eye in your ass? No, it's just unsanitary. Since we're talking about shit right now on the podcast, we've reached that point. Make it quick.

Make it snappy. Well, I stumbled upon a vid. Ryan. I love eating ice. Remember if you would eat ice in school and teach you like that's so bad for you stop it it is bad but fuck it people some people like hate the sound of eating ice

dropped an ice cube slim and messy eater Ryan dropped an ice cube and picked it up and put it back in his mouth anyway I stumbled upon this video this this guy I guess. I'm going to talk about it because he's pretty well known.

Apparently, I did some research, so I'm not. What's his name? His name is Tom Pearl. Yeah, I couldn't watch. So I said, Ryan, watch this video. And it's this. So set the scene. Okay.

Come in yesterday to the office. This is one of the first things you start telling me about. I say, Ryan, I found a video I need to show you. And he goes, okay, yeah. And I pull it up. The video is. So imagine shitty, shitty camera quality filming in a room of a house that's empty. Kind of like a dimly lit corner.

A naked middle-aged man steps into frame and squats down in front of the camera and goes, Hi, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm going to eat my diarrhea for you. And he's got such a gleeful smirk on his face. He's excited. He's like, I finally have some diarrhea and I'm so excited but want to do this for a while. So first, let's get the piss. And he steps back and he gets a wine glass and he fills it with piss. Yellow piss.

It's very, like, I have yellow piss, you know, I'd say a majority of the time my piss is probably not as yellow as his. My piss is never that yellow, though. That's like some dehydration shit. That's like, what? That's like food coloring yellow. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.

But like, you know, mine, I would say is like a light lemonade yellow. A tinge of lemonade yellow. Chick-fil-A lemonade? Exactly. Without the pulp. Unless I masturbated. Yeah, he fills the glass and sets it to the side. And then he gets a nice clear glass bowl.

And that's where Ryan walked away. Well, I watched him unload into it for a bit. You did. So he unloads. Imagine a soft-serve machine. It's after he was done and started to turn around where all of a sudden it started to hit me where I'm like, oh, he's about to put it in his mouth. He sprays it into the bowl.

And he goes, oh. And he walks towards the camera with it and he's like, look at that. And he's ecstatic about this. And my favorite part of it is how genuinely surprised he is that it stinks. Like, it's like he didn't expect it. He's like, oh, that stinks. It's like, no shit. Or literally all shit.

That's what it is. That's why it smells bad. And he goes and he fetches himself a spoon. And Ryan's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I run and start gagging. Ryan starts gagging. And he runs. Like, Ryan's like, oh. And no, no, no, no. I run and start gagging. Ryan starts gagging and he runs, like, Ryan's like, and before he even puts it in his mouth, and Ryan, my favorite part

is Ryan runs into the bathroom for... Where you just took a fresh shit. And, and... So in my head I'm trying to get away from the idea of eating shit. And then you really smell it and he ran out gagging even harder. And it's like in my throat in the back, like, I'm like, I was cracking up. Anyway, Tom Pearl proceeds to

get his spoon in there and he goes. He gave himself a chocolate milk mustache. The worst, the most interesting part is like, he clearly doesn't enjoy it, but he does. He's like, like he'll put it in his mouth. But he's not throwing up. No, he can't not enjoy it that much.

He just gags a bunch and he proceeds to eat the whole thing and wash it down with a big glass of piss and then he goes, at the end of the video he's got tears in his eyes and his voice is hoarse and he goes, my name is Tom Pearl and I'm so proud I ate my diarrhea. The next video that you posted was

he shit a log and put it in as if it were a hot dog Tom Pearl eats a shit dog. He just shits on a plate but his a hot dog Tom Pearl eats a shit dog he just shits on a plate but his video titles are like proudly eats a shit dog I think the video I stumbled upon was called Sicko Tom Pearl proudly eats

his diary I don't know what it is about those videos when I think about could it be that he's eating shit? yes 100% yes but why do I have such a involuntary like reaction to gag even like with the milking shit like there's just something about where i can just

picture it and i imagine it perfectly like in my like i'm the one doing it well you're saying because i empathize with with whatever i'm looking at i guess you're saying this is if you feel like you have some sort of problem and you're some odd person. I promise you 99% of people watch that video. They're going to react the same way you did. Yeah, but like the thing is you'd think after all like the shit I talk about and do and have seen on the internet, like I'd be able to take this. Talking shit's different from eating shit. True.

Very different. You have a vivid imagination and like i get close to lego's poop and i have to smell it and i pick it up not with my hands no no with your just wash them afterwards what's the what's the big deal i used i used to gag when i uh because i never had to pick up my dog's poop because they'd always poop in the backyard and it just decay blah blah blah blah and but when I first got Lego, I wasn't used to picking up dog shit. I remember gagging the first few times, like picking it up,

because I'm like, this is just shit. I used to have to do that. But now it's just normal. But I wonder if I start, so does that mean if I start watching his videos religiously and I will gag, will I get to a point where I'm just like, no, this is just another shit video?

You probably synthesize yourself. I was just very, I'm just intrigued on the existence of those videos. There's a lot of them, too. There's like 18 or so that I found. Well, for someone who shits themselves almost on a monthly basis. Not monthly. I would say bi-monthly. Bi-monthly.

Oh, yeah. Bi-monthly in the sense of every other month, not twice a month. Yes. Because that could mean both, I guess. But I'm just curious of the existence because he seems very – he doesn't seem aroused or anything. He just seems very excited and very proud to eat his own – he's like, I'm so proud that my diarrhea is in my stomach. I love drinking piss. But he clearly – he's gagging the whole time.

My first thought was like, is this guy being blackmailed? Is this like someone blackmailing him to make these videos? Is it almost like a Chris Chan situation? That's what I thought at first, but I believe he enjoys this. Chris Chan did make a cake fart video. We did see that. Is Chris Chan not a character anymore? Is it still

like the brand and everything Chris Chan? She still goes by Chris Chan, yeah. Okay. So you could still call her Chris Chan for sure. But not... Okay. Yeah. But I was thinking maybe for Patreon you and I could make a Tom Pearl style

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Kraken's registration details are kraken.com slash legal slash ca dash pru dash disclaimer. My name is Tom Pearl. I need some diarrhea for you. Hey guys, my name's Tom Pearl. I got a YouTube channel I just started and a Patreon. Haha, what's up Spotify? It's Tom Pearl.

Hey guys, you like Tom Pearl? Hey, Bob Saget here. Do you like Tom Pearl? And we're back. That's all the shit talk. This is the only podcast with a lot of shit talk, but not in the sense you would think. It's like, what's Super Megacast like? It's like, oh, it's nothing but shit talk for uh this is the only podcast with a lot of shit talk but not in the sense you would think it's like what's super mega cast like it's like oh it's nothing but shit talk it's like

oh who do they talk shit about no they talk about shit a lot well i've kind i don't know i've kind of fell off of paying attention like i still get on social but like i just don't care what's going on in kind of like the youtube sphere of like the influencers and shit. Oh, like just YouTube drama. Yeah. Yeah. I just, it's, it doesn't matter.

It's high school shit. Yeah. It just, it, none of it fucking affects me. And like, it's just, I don't know.

It, I just, it just gets boring. I agree with you because I think that as adults, we're just trying to do what we're doing with Super Mega

and just try to have fun doing it and make people laugh and all that drama shit like all these other channels that get into all the drama shit and all these scandals and things. It's like, I just want to make shit and have fun I don't like I leave that shit

in high school well it's a weird thing where these um like the drama is just marketing yeah like it is real drama like people do really shitty things but in the grand scheme of things it's just it's advertisement and I want to like

whether intentional or not yeah and and i want to like whether intentional or not yeah and we just want to make shit and not uh that's the thing is like why why do i why would i subject myself to all that toxic shit when i can just go home and crack a beer and sometimes it's fun to peruse it you know like like a tabloid but as of recent i've just like i have not it all just so mostly people i don't know at this point i remember in the people i have never cared to grow close to yeah because the beginning of super mega i remember the drama was a lot more fun because that that was during that classic era of youtube drama where it's like leafy keemstar h3h3 keemstar is still oh keemstar is still kicking snapchat and all yeah every time i love snapz. Keemstar's still kicking. Oh, Keemstar's still kicking. Snapchat and all.

Yeah, every time I go on Snapchat, I see it. He's such a... He's... I'm not going to say smart, but he's a wizard when it comes to being a jackass. That's his whole thing. So he buys his Spotify. He buys his Snapchat spots. And since he hates H3H3,

last time I went on, the thing was just like, H3H3 last time I went on the thing was just like H3H3 lies to his fans and like I'm just like oh but I watched that same one he doesn't talk about it until the very end so you have to go through the entire snap no that's probably like how it's always yeah it always is that's why I don't watch those things or

I'll get two panels into one where it's like this mother saved her child and it's like whoa and then it it's like, this mother saved her child. And it's like, whoa! And then it'll go like this. This mother did not know what was about to happen as she was driving. Add. And then it's,

young Morgan was driving her car on a rainy day and she had her child in the back. They were listening to Maroon 5, but unfortunately, something was in the distance. As they were enjoying Maroon 5, something kept getting closer in the distance. I hate it. But they couldn't pay attention to it right now, because they were having a conversation on which pasta is more healthy for you to eat.

And then the next part will be about, like, pasta. And then you skip, like, three of the panels to see, and then it just never goes back to it. And you're like, what the fuck? And like, oh, at some point, I guess I was supposed to swipe up to read more. And then it'll, I hate Snapchat. It'll just be like,

you'll get to the end, and it's like, and then, Morgan saw it. A lone pebble in the road that could derail their whole vacation if hit in the right angle. She quickly dodged two inches to the left

and saved all the occupants lives and then that's the end and subscribe for more don't forget between every two panels there's like a really annoying ad with the yellow bar that's like five more seconds until you get to continue I hate snapchat dude snapchat just also I have some weird glitch so I don't I

rarely use snapchat anymore maybe to keep in touch with like some friends from college or uh sometimes you know, if I need to send a video of myself blowing shit into the toilet to you or the Tucker bros. But I have notifications fully off for Snapchat. My Snapchat's on private. I have notifications off for all apps because I was telling you yesterday how, sorry, I need to clear my throat.

I get anxious whenever I see the badges. So I turn all the badges off. And so for me to check to see if anyone has sent me anything or if there are any updates on Twitter or Instagram, I physically will have to go into the app. So it's just like, okay, I'm going into the app. I'm checking shit. So I'm not constantly like Twitter like now. So Twitter's not constantly through like updating me throughout the day. It's not invading your life. Yeah, I'm invading Twitter. Twitter's not constantly through like updating me throughout the day. It's not invading your life.

Yeah. I'm invading Twitter. Twitter's not invading me. Dude. Bitches. Fuck social media, man. I would love to take Twitter, Instagram, all that off my phone. I like Instagram.

I like Instagram too. I just wish that I could step back from social media because it does cause me a lot of anxiety. You can step back. I guess it's just tricky with what we do for work. Yeah, but all the same time, like, look at me. I'll go like a month to something without tweeting. I mean, you have more followers, so I guess like your point's proven there. But I feel like I haven't like lost much. No, no, not at all. You know what I mean? No more followers so I guess like your points proven there but I feel like I haven't

like lost much no not at all so it's like I feel like if you want to take a break you should especially if it's like just to better your mental health a lot of big YouTubers have even done that where like you can even set it up if you're nervous you can

cue tweets I just get stepping away from social media gives me anxiety and I hate that why? almost like a form of FOMO

fear of missing out oh okay where it's like I get this fear it's like if I step away and I'm not I'm not there

it's like what's happening that I don't know about like am I out of the loop on things yeah but then like the thing, you check social media. You're not missing out on much, right? No, no, exactly.

Exactly. I think it's just an addiction because you do it so much, you just get that little, like... I like supporting, like, the people I follow with, you know... Yeah, I'll go through, though, and I'll be like, I... It's like a fridge. I have... Like, I'll know nothing's there, but I'll keep coming back and checking it every five minutes. And I'm just so sick of it.

I would say like, I only really, the social media site right now that I check the most is either going to be Reddit or Tik TOK. Reddit is not social for me and neither is Tik TOK. So that's probably why I check them the most. It's purely just entertainment for me. The two of them,

whether it's being informed or just having some entertainment on reddit or just pure entertainment on tiktok with with twitter and instagram and facebook or anything like that it's I guess I just don't like putting in my personal effort into like it's it's exhausting to just have to be on all the time absolutely and so like i definitely feel what you're talking about and that's why i feel like i derive more entertainment probably more screen time from the the apps that center more around like entertainment but are also social media yeah oh for sure i like i just like tweeting dumb shit but like instagram i never know what to post i'm tweeting tweeting more. Facebook I don't even use. I tweeted. You are.

I like it. I tweeted like I want to see if this is my record. Let's see. I personally tweeted one, two, three times this month. Oh, I posted four times last month. So no, I didn't beat a record of any kind. Shit. Bro.

It's okay. But you know. It's okay. But, you know. It's okay, man. I only post pictures. Just tweet out your support for Joe Biden. No. Just keep tweeting out your support for Joe Biden.

Are you fucking kidding me right now, Ryan? No. No, I'm just kidding. Fuck Joe Biden. I don't think he's a candidate that supports kind of my views or at least what I picture

as a president. Neither does Donald Trump. Here's a good way to put it and sum it up. Fuck Joe Biden and fuck Donald Trump. End of conversation. That's a real simple way to put it. They both suck. It's just like 2016 for me. Not epic.

Do I need some ice to chew on? Can we do a... Dude, for this year's Snowy Megacast, let's chew ice the entire time. Give that kind of like frost. Can we do ice chewing ASMR? That is a thing, for sure. Wait, hold on.

It's like... I'm a cartoon character walking on a lake of ice. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! While Ryan was doing that Some ice did fall out of his mouth And I saw you try to like catch it Real instinctively And it still slipped through

Where is it now? Is it in your gooch? Oh I am not I was scared you were going to do a what are the odds That I'd have to eat that ice god you are what are you doing wiping the water off oh okay it makes last night i i was mesmerized i love this seat that's a nice seat i love mine it's real cozy i like how we got to choose our own seat i like this podcast room i want to decorate it a lot more it needs to be i want to i want to get like Christmas lights.

We got the Delta Farce poster Della B sent us. We got to put that up. We got to put that up on the door right there. Yeah, we should. I mean, we got, let's put some Christmas lights. We need some plants, some more plants in here. We need a little decorations. I like when we light candles during the podcast too.

There's one right in the center. I have seen a bunch of new movies that I've never seen. You have. I've only, I think, yeah, I've only seen one movie since last time the podcast. I think we talked on the podcast. But you've seen a lot. I have watched, I watched Apocalypse Now, which was fucking fantastic. I still need to see.

I think that's on my watch list. It's Francis Ford Coppola. It's awesome. It's so good. watch list it's Francis Ford Coppola it's awesome it's so good so well done Coppola it was only made it was made in 1979

so it's only made like nine years or so after the Vietnam War eight or nine years so it's pretty close to when the Vietnam War happened and then let me see

that's that classic movie with I love the smell of napalm in the morning yeah very good and the guy's name was Sergeant Kilgore, which is in Delta Farce. So Delta Farce was referencing that. I also watched a fantastic movie by the director of The Exorcist called Sorcerer.

How do you spell that? Sorcerer. Oh, Sorcerer. Yeah. Did I say it weird? I thought you were saying Sorcerer. I pronounce words like Sorcerer. Yeah. Did I say it weird? I thought you were saying sorcerer. I pronounce words like sorcerer. I love that poster.

That's a beautiful fucking poster. Dude, you would... Have you seen that? Mm-hmm. I told you, the movie is about four guys in the South American jungle that have to transport two truckloads of TNT 200 miles to the jungle. But the TNT is really old so the slightest

bump or touch will make it explode and it's so stressful because it's all these unpaved jungle mountain roads like cliff roads rope bridges that are barely going to hold the weight and swinging during a storm I'll have to watch that it's amazing

I don't think I've ever seen a movie that built anxiety and tension like that. I was sitting there just like. And it's got some good ass scenes. I like thrillers. Thrillers are probably one of my favorite. It's not a subgenre. But my favorite genre included. Because usually things aren't just thrillers.

Usually it's like a drama thriller. Suspense thriller. Horror and thriller. Comedy can also have thriller aspect. There's a backstory to it, of course, where the movie, it's about four guys that all came from different backgrounds. One's like a terrorist from Israel. One's like a guy from France

that committed financial fraud. So it's all about these like different criminals that I guess ran away from crime and just ended up like living a new life in a village in South America, which is like miserable for them. And they take this job because like an oil rig explodes and the only way to put it out, the fire before it like destroys everything is using TNT. So they have to go do it and it's oh my god it's stressful

but it's fucking awesome um definitely have to watch it you should you should you also saw deep water horizon speaking of oil rigs exploding i saw deep water horizon on the anniversary on 420 and i only watched paul greengrass the man the man with the shaky cam he did captain phillips too right that you know you know what he's most famous for the Bourne series oh that's right did Paul Greengrass do yes he did it's so good well I said that as if it's like the best

movie of all time I like Deep Water Horizon okay I thought the story was dumb oh my god the whole thing's exploding the whole thing's blown up oh my god I'm pissed off is there? The whole thing's blown up? Oh my god. I'm pissed off. Is there a Vietnamese man I could beat with a golf club?

Fucking, uh... And the whole thing with, like, the daughter, where it's like, my daddy tames the dinosaurs. That was in the trailer, I think, right? I don't need that whole sub-storyline. I just wanted to see the oil rigs. Would a child actually come up with that dialogue? No. My daddy tames the dinosaurs. And a child actually come up with that dialogue? No. My daddy tames the dinosaurs.

And I thought it was dumb with some of the, or do you think that it's supposed to be like he told her that? And so she's like, my daddy says he tames the dinosaurs. I think the child's a savant. I think the child's a genius. My dad tames the dinosaurs.

And by dinosaurs, I mean my mom. I saw fucking like the great foreshadowing, you know, when she's using the Coke can as, like, an oil rig. Haven't seen the movie. You haven't seen it? No. Oh, I thought you saw it. I haven't seen any of these movies. I gotta say, dude.

I wasn't interested going into it because it seemed like one of those kind of gung-ho movies. It is. Like, kind of American Sniper. And I saw American Sni's it's it's not a horror it's not a bad movie it's it's a fine movie but i don't know i've never been interested in kind of like the the like propagandist movies uh what's his name uh clint eastwood sorry i forgot him clint eastwood kind of makes a lot of those. Movies like Zero Dark Thirty. Yeah, but he's not usually like...

The thing that I will say is that sounds good about Zero Dark Thirty. It's not like overtly. I mean, they do have the American flag waving and shit. Well, yeah, they're going to have that stuff, of course, because it's Louisiana. But I got to say, the special effects... What's wrong with having the American flag in a movie? It's gay. Commie? It's unbelievably... The special effects What's wrong with having the American flag in a movie? It's gay. Commie?

It's unbelievably special effects were incredible. The scene where the oil rig is exploding, like one of the best explosion scenes I've ever seen in a movie. Have you seen the explosion scene? No, I haven't seen anything of it. It's fucking insane. Like, the effects and the sound design, it's like the biggest explosion scene you can have

It just goes on and on and on Bigger than the one in Rampage starring Dway the rock johnson where a giant albino gorilla and giant lizard fight in a in a city i haven't yeah bigger i um and then there's also my favorite thing is like there's a bp oil executive that's on the oil rig this is all white dude it looks like my dad but he has like that real strong who's he played by i don't know but he has that real strong... Who's he played by? I don't know, but he has a real strong Creole accent. And I forgot how much I love the Louisiana accent. Like the real strong... Now you're here.

There ain't no oil coming up from the well, you hear? It's so good. Made from all infected individuals. That's how he talks. Got that southern drawl. Stay indoors. I saw one more. Saw one more movie. Directed individuals. That's how he talks. Got that southern drawl. And. Stay indoors. I saw one more.

I saw one more movie. I saw Mad Max Free Your Road. That's a good movie. Well, you've already seen it, right? No. I've never seen any Mad Max movies. That one, I really like that one. I watched it last night.

It was fantastic. It was. I want to see the black and white version. Yeah. Stylistically, the director. It's not just putting it in black and white for a fuck it it's gonna be artistic black and white right yeah but then from marketing whatever reason take them one two the same reason why i want to um watch uh logan in black and

white the black and white version because the way they do shadows and stuff is very noir sometimes. And that effectively is shown a lot more. Like the contrast is a lot more noticeable in black and white. So stylistically, like I think there's room to enjoy something in black and white. But then there's stuff like the short film I did in the afterlife where we did it because it, it looked better than the color. You know, the good old college student films. And it went well with the themes of the short film,

I guess. But I really, uh, I, that'd be really interesting to shoot something in black and white with the intention of knowing there's gonna be no color. So you got to get creative and it's, and do the shots differently where it's like,

it's all about the lighting, like fuck the color. It's all about just the shadows and the lighting. And that'd be really cool. That'd be a fun experiment. That'd be fun to do that on film. But then, you know, you can't really see what you're shooting. I want to get a film camera.

Carson has a bunch of film cameras and I've seen him shoot with them. And they're so cool because he has ones where like the viewfinder is basicallyfinder is basically just like a mirror. So when you look into the camera, it's like a box that you look inside, down into from the top, and there's like a mirror.

Well, that's how light gets into the camera now. Yeah, and everything is just mirrored. It's all reversed. So if I move it this way, everything goes the other way, and it's just so cool. I want to try shooting shit on film. He develops his own film, and I have no idea how to do that shit but i want to

shoot youtube tutorials yeah that's probably how he learned looks like he's cooking meth though so come in his room and he's got like all these like bottles of chemicals and like the lights are off and it's all red he lives just like an artist like i would picture it he his room kind of reminds me of tucker's room. Where it's kind of like, you know, the canvases are everywhere, the supplies are down on the floor. It's got the artist's room. Yeah. It's got the artist's brain. There's always

like the typical artist's room, and I'd say I'm disappointed that he doesn't have the mattress on the floor like most artists do. Well, he has a bed frame from Ikea. Okay, so. About as equal. My mattress, my bed frame is not here yet, so my mattress is on the floor right now. I have the foundation under it. Did you get an

Ikea bed frame? No, I got a bare bed frame. I got a bare mattress, but I put the put that shit on the floor right now because I don't have the... My Ikea one's still working strong. Ikea's good for what it's worth. Ikea makes some decent shit it's

got some shit i think that's too expensive for what ikea is but there is a lot of good cheap stuff from ikea that's like oh perfect yeah because like that's the thing is if you're gonna spend 500 on a piece of furniture like you're better off going to like a vintage furniture place and getting like an actual uh nice piece of furniture that is like built nice as opposed to... Or you could go to a garage sale. Yeah. Okay? And help help

your fellow man. I'm talking about small businesses, man. This is... Garage is the smallest business I can think of. Apple started in a garage. Disney started in a fucking garage. Super Mario started in Markiplier's garage. Oh, yeah?

Well, Cyndago started in a frog in a house. So many people don't know what a frog is. Every time I say frog, people are like, what? Front room on garage? Over garage? Over garage. Yeah. You know houses, like two-story houses that will have a room on top of a garage?

It's literally the only second-story room in the whole house, usually. At least in where I lived. Like, there was no set. It was a two-story house. Well, it wasn't. It looked like a one-story. Your room was the frog. My room was the frog, yeah.

The blue room. Yeah, and then connected to the frog, there's like, I had two side doors and then another door. And they both connected to just a huge attic area. I hated that because I had a huge attic off of my room at night. And when I was a kid and I moved into this house, I was so scared of this attic because it was creepy. Look inside. It's just insulation and just a dark tunnel. It's just insulation and just a dark tunnel.

And my house was, you know, the one I grew up in, it was like a wooden house built in the 60s or 70s. So it's going to creak around. It's going to settle. So I'd be laying in bed and I would just hear like a thump from inside that attic. And I would just be scared. I'd just be laying in bed, petrified. And then the worst part was when I was a kid I didn't understand like how vacuum stuff worked so

you know I'd be laying in bed and my sister would like shut her bedroom door and then my attic door would slowly creep open or I'd go to shut my door to feel safer and then I'd just watch the air would push it forward and I'm like so scary I'm still a little

baby when it comes to that stuff. Because Mandy pissed on my bed. I had to sleep on the couch a couple nights in my living room and I was just laying in my living room. Well stuff falls in your living room a lot in terms of like there's been two times where I've been over

where something like falls over and I'm like we all look at each other and we're like that was on the center of the table that's only when you're over really I we said you said some stuff was happening like before I came over and that's why I noticed it I took notice because like oh I'm noticing when Jackson was in his old room in the house he switched rooms there was shit and he moved out and it stopped I don't think the ghost wanted him in that room or nobody's in that room right now. Oh, shit. So now the ghost is pleased.

And when I come over, they're like, is that the person that's going to take the room now? That was weird. You were over and on my dining room table, there was like the top of a drink mixer in the middle of the table on top of a Lazy Susan. So the top of the drink mixer was on the drink mixer. I don't know if it was on the drink mixer or if it was just on the Lazy Susan. But somehow it still fell on the floor when no one was

there. And there's no cat. No cat. There's no open windows, no airflow. It's heavy. It's metal. It's made out of metal. The girls didn't do it. No. And whenever I reference the ladies or the girls, I'm talking about Matt's three beautiful orchid mantises that he's taking care of and fathering.

They stopped getting big fast. They started getting big and they just kind of like slowed down. They'll get big again. I got to spray them with the growth hormones I got. I got some InfoWars Alex Jones growth supplements. I'm going to spritz them with every day. I'm still just kind of letting the feeling ride out because I'm like, do I want to fish? Do I want a hamster?

Do I want to add something to my household? I love hamsters too. I'd get the, I think I'd get the, there's another dwarf hamster that's not the Chinese dwarf because I don't think they can sell giant Chinese dwarf hamsters in California. What about the Russian ones?

It's like Roborovsky dwarf. Not the long-haired Russian one. No, no, no. They're little tiny ones. They're called like Roborovsky dwarf hamsters. I used to be obsessed with hamsters. I want the white one.

Dude, they're cute, man. But those are there's no more like purebreds of whatever the white ones are called because they they mix them too much. Dude, I want a hamster so bad. They just...

One thing that stops me from getting a hamster is just they smell bad. Not as bad as ferrets or chinchillas. No way. But a hamster is definitely like hamster piss is not a good smell. But hamsters are one of the cutest pets. Just watch them dig little nests and run on their wheel and stuff

I think like for me like the one rodent where it would be the last I'd buy because of anything it would be a guinea pig I'd get a rabbit before a guinea pig just cause guinea pigs they're like if any guinea pig turned into a human it would be some fat redneck

with overalls yes 100% the only thing I don't like about guinea pigs is how wiry their fur is. It feels a little weird. Also, the spider moved. It's not above me. It's going towards you now. It's almost all the way across the room.

You heard its feelings. Hey, buddy, no, come back. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. He's being a little too careful. Just fucking walk, dude. Dude, he's a fragile. Wait, I want to see if he reacts to a bigger spider. Wait, wait, dude. Dude, he's a fragile... Wait, I want to see if he reacts to a bigger spider.

Wait, wait, wait. Now that Wanda's gone and her babies are gone, this is the next saga. Oh, he has a web over there. I'm going to go... I can't see. Are you going to touch it? Oh, my God. He's going down.

I don't know where he is now. He's on the floor now, beneath our feet. He's going down. I don't know where he is now. He's on the floor now. Beneath our feet. He shouldn't have run off. Hello? Ryan gently touched him and he decided to descend from his web very quickly on a string. It would have made that sound with a xylophone. He's like, I've been found out.

He'll be back. He'll climb back up. He's just taking some shelter right now behind the couch on the floor. Are you wearing open-toed shoes? No, I'm wearing socks. Oh, man. Now the table's a turn. I'm wearing open-toed shoes today.

I know. And you're wearing... It's freaking me out. Now there's a spider on the... He's casting spells. What's his name? He's going to stay in this room. He's not going to leave this room.

So he's going to be our new podcast friend. The next saga of animals. I don't know. We don't know if we're going to see him again. Did you fucking... No, dude. He has webs all over the room. Okay.

Now that we're looking. See the cobweb over there? And then he has a web we can't see, but I saw him in it right there. So this is his turf, man. This is his territory. Okay. So Rupert? Sounds good.

Rupert it is. That's a weird name for a spider. Every time I hear Rupert, I think of like a pig. An old British man with fucked up teeth and a big nose going, I got it. I saw the other day. How do you pull your pants up that high? Brian has tucked his shirt and pulled his pants up above

his chest, like above your nipples. Nipples right here. Okay, so at the nipple line. But I could. Oh, yeah. Some stretchy pants. What's wrong? Ryan, why are you getting up, man?

What is... All right. Hold tight, ladies and gentlemen. Climbed onto the table on all fours. I don't know why the past two podcasts have been me farting into the mic. I'll stop after this one, I promise. It'll be the farting saga. Yeah, yeah. The farting into the mic saga constantly.

Well, there's more sagas. Let's see the saga. There's the jelly beans. Okay, there's the... Yeah, I wish. There's the apartment saga. No, first there was the Mark saga, right? No, the first Super Megacast was recorded in our apartment.

I remember the first episode was on our couch. I could have sworn we recorded some in Mark's place. Some Super Mega stuff at Mark's place. We recorded some Super Mega stuff at Mark's place, but those were just Let's Plays. We're doing that the week we're moving out. First episode was on our couch in

that old apartment in Glendale. Sitting next to each other, making Shake and Bake. Oh, the Shake and Bake saga. Shake next to each other, making shake and bake. Shake and, oh, the shake and bake saga. Shake and bake was a part of the apartment saga. It's the shake and bake saga.

Let's call the apartment the shake and bake saga. Okay. The shake and bake saga lasted about a year, about almost two years? Well, you gotta think we moved

into the Grumps office and started doing it there. Yeah. So, oh, so there's the shake and bake saga. The Grumps saga. Then there's the Grumps saga. Then there's the super mega and bake saga then there's the grump saga

then there's the super mega place then there's the timeline with uh so there's so we so we have three main sagas and then we have mini sagas i want to let y'all know i said that wrong i want y'all to let us know in the comments uh come up with your own sagas of Super Mega. What saga do you enjoy? There's the Tucker Brothers saga that started in 2017, 2018. Jesus. You gotta go take a shit?

That doesn't sound real, man. I swear to fucking Christ, you put some fake shit up your ass. Before you come in here, you put a bike pump up your ass and you pump it. Which I tried to do once when I was younger because I saw a video of a guy doing it where he sticks a bike pump up his ass. It works. It pushes air in there.

It does. It does. It hurt very bad, though. It was insane, the video I saw. It's like, it's very low resolution, some very Slavic-looking man on his floor with his pants down. Shite. I forgot to mention the movie I saw. Say it. Go for it, baby.

Back to the Future 2. That's it. Anyways. I liked that one. I liked it more than the first one because I think it Okay, I have It's weird because the problem I have with it is linked to why I liked it more, which is odd, I guess. I liked it more because it really just accepted the camp and just, it's the perfect amount of camp.

It like hit it perfectly. The first one I was like, oh, I wish there was more goofiness. The second one, the goofiness is right up there. I'm sure the second one's probably even more goofy, but my problem with it is that it started to feel episodic instead of like, we're just one standalone movie because the end, the very end is an advertisement for the next one. Yeah.

And there's no like, you haven't seen yet. Resolution. Have you seen the third? No. The Wild West? Yeah, that's the one that well, I've seen like the scene. There's a train. There's a shootout. There's a bunch of shit. I saw it

a long time. I remember I enjoyed it when I saw it. I'm trying to watch more classics, like just classic movies I haven't seen. Back to the Future is a classic. Yeah, absolutely. I'm just trying to go down a list of a mental list I guess of classics not even classics but just movies

like Mad Max Free Road just things that are popular movies I have not seen set up yourself a letterbox don't even get on it to post reviews just make it private and set up a watch list I thought about doing that just to check it off for myself and then you can see what Harrison and like Leighton has one

for example. Okay, okay, okay. Leighton's very much into horror gore type movies, I guess. Yeah, she's into a very specific genre of movies. Like Mulholland Drive. Yeah. Stuff like that.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's kind of like that scene in Mulholland Drive. You haven't seen Mulholland? Is that wind? No, thatainsaw Massacre it's kind of like that scene in Mulholland Drive you haven't seen that wind no that's the AC I was gonna be like damn that's a lot of wind

or it's a plane flying low cause the CIA is spying on us I think it's the AC hmm hmm that scene in

Mulholland Drive scared the fuck out of me the homeless man yeah I've only seen that scene it's so scary i was watching it at home at night it was on a reddit thread of the movie scenes that made you jump the most it really

made me fucking jump because it felt like a it didn't feel like a movie jump it felt like actually like a bad dream because it was just like oh what the fuck well that's i think the most i've ever jumped and i remember like it was the first time I'd experienced because usually I'd hide my face and I'd hide kind of the jump scare. I'd still hear the sound, but I jump this the first time like it caught me off guard in a way. It's not like a great movie or anything. I enjoy it because it's a fun haunted house movie. It's insidious. There's a part where like the alarm's going off and the

mother goes in to check on the baby and like i'm thinking you know and it's james wan is great at making these types of movies um haunted house movies yes the the alarm downstairs went off so you're thinking the threats on the first floor somewhere in that location so she goes in to check on the baby and through the veil of the crib, you see a face. And you see it for like a full second, and then the jump sound effect kind of kicks in, so you notice it, and then it kicks

in and it startles you. Jolted the fuck out of me when I first saw it in theaters. I think that there really is something there with facial recognition with your brain that adds to jump scares. Well, I do it to you. I used to do it to you all the time in our apartment. Like when you're in the corner of my room naked and just staring at me, it gives me the biggest jump scare because of the fact that like before I can comprehend what it

is, my brain recognizes it's a face. You know, your brain is like facial recognition. That's a face. That's a person. Well, it's eye contact too. You're making eye contact. So it's like intimate. It's like in a sense sense also your brain, even though

you're not registering it, in your brain it's going something sees you, something notices you and you didn't notice it type of thing. Yeah, kind of like that whole primitive thing with animals, like about making eye contact. It's like boom. Like me with a spider. I just gave him a little fist bump and he went, woo! He was just bungee jumping.

He's like, hey, notice me! Rupert was excited. Riding from notice me. Rupert was excited, man. Riding from Super Mega. Rupert Murdoch. I got to piss, man. I might go get a wine glass and fill it up and Tom Pearl it. Okay. My name is Tom Pearl.

I'm excited to eat my diarrhea for you. Well, I mean, in that case, you want to fill up two glasses and end the podcast? Sounds good to me, brother. Okay. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years

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