supermegashow - EP 195 - Too Many Flies!

Episode Date: June 3, 2020

Flies take over the SuperMegaPlex as we discuss building blocks, rabid horses, and "nature". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years of home service experience, and they've combined it with new tools to simplify the whole process. Bring them your project online or with the Angie app, answer a few questions, and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish.

Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Well, welcome everyone. Welcome to Peter's Prism, the Jordan Peterson podcast where I have my guest today, emphatically, Matthew Watson. You might know him from his monopoly of monotonous monogamous mono-e-mono monologues. Thank you, Dr. Peterson. Of course. It's a pleasure to be here. Yeah,

but first things first, I've noticed that you've been making quite a fool of me on the internet, making fun of my voice whenever I'm brought up. You look at my ideals and say they are something of a caveman. Now, I don't see why you would do that. Like, come on, man. Mr. Peterson, Dr. Peterson, it's, I promise you, it's, you're just the bud of one of many jokes on our podcast. No, I'm the bud.

Do you know the essence of a butt? Yes, it's not pleasant. Well, depending on who it is and how much they've cleaned. Well, listen here, bucko. I think that you have no room to judge someone when you have no, no idea that even confines of inner workings of my unfathomable mind. Sorry, Dr. Peterson. I will. I'll do my best to ease up.

No, no, please, please, please share with me your monopoly of monotonous, monogamous, monomymono monologues, Matt, please. I'm thrilled. Well, that has been Jordan's prison. More like Jordan's prison. Okay, fuck you, asshole. You fucking... You gotta beep that one out. Sounds like a Muppet. Is our ad agency gonna email us and be like, guys, you can make fun of Dr. Peters.

2% nicer next time. We actually, I don't know. I don't care. We can share. We got asked very politely if we were to make fun of Bob Saget again. Oh, by the way, hello. Welcome. It's the Super Megacast, episode 195.

I'm Ryan McGee. This is my buddy. Matt Watson. Yeah, anyways. Our ad people, our agency baby, they ever so kindly told us to stop making fun of Bob Saget. Specifically. We did it once. Specifically the vice president.

He was like, it was at the end of an email that was unreal. He was like, by the way, guys, it's totally okay if you want to make fun of Bob Saget, but maybe next time just 2% nicer if you can. Thanks. Okay.

Yeah. So, Bob, I'd like to issue an apology. A formal apology from both of us. i'd like to issue an apology a formal apology from both i like to issue my nuts on your face what do you say to that bob it's not two percent that isn't i gotta bleep it out maybe no i mean you don't have to because you said it was a joke it is a joke i love bob saget i grew up with him watching full house on nick at night come on bob's great dude bob saget's what about america's funny stone videos before they had a before we I grew up with him watching Full House on Nick at Night. Come on. Bob's great, dude. Bob Saget's... What about America's Funniest Home Videos? Before they had a... Before he...

Just beep that one out. Before they had... A lot of beeping this episode. Who's that guy that does America's Funniest Home Videos now that has the voice like this? Oh, what? You know what I'm talking about? I know he did Dancing with the Stars, right? Yeah.

You're talking about that guy? Yeah. Is there no new guy who runs AFV or is he still the guy? Is AFV even still a thing? I feel like the internet killed AFV because now people just get it by- Or maybe AFV has a YouTube channel that's very popular now. Ooh. Send me your submission.

I loved that show. AFV, America's Funniest Home Videos. I'm watching my dad all the time. So good, dude. There'd be some, though, where most of it was family friendly fun but other times there would be videos that were kind of straight out of r slash hold my feeding tube i was like oh jesus yeah yeah what a good show though what like what a pure era of television because um that's just before like everyone could just spread videos around it was like if i want

to see some funny uh content some some good videos of people's dogs falling off a dock into a lake or a kid slipping and hitting his head it's like this is the place to go and you get the laugh track and what about the clips where the host would uh they they track his head onto like different characters remember that yep you know you know i i think i remember a few episodes of this that i didn't like it It was because they were the themed episodes. It was like episodes only about babies. Yeah. I want to I want to a large selection of the different types of

whether it be funny, laugh out loud goofs, whether it be someone hurting themselves, kind of like a cringy interaction verbally, which never showed up really on the show, which would have been fun. Imagine like an America's Funniest Home Video show, but like Complex

produces it and it's just like world star fights. It's like America... What the fuck is that? It sounded like a huge spaceship was flying over. That deep rumble? Sorry. Meanwhile, up in the spaceship. Are you sure nobody

saw? No, no, no no no no no one noticed don't worry now at the worst of it some some dumb ass will probably you know think about it real quick think of the impossibilities of that noise and then probably fail to question it further thus keeping us hidden not mentioning on a podcast uh like like they need to world star needs their own show where it's like Worldstar fights, but you have the audience laughter and everything. And then every week they invite the,

the runners up and they, you know, they have the, like the winner of the first, first prize best fight video. Speaking of stars,

Keemstar. Oh! Let's talk about Keemstar! Woo! Okay, so H3H3 and Keemstar will not be discussed any longer on this podcast.

Thank you. Thank you. That was the discussion. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm proud of you for that one. For a second, I thought you were going to go into it

and I was like... No, no, no. I mean, I've caught a... I know the gist. I just don't care so much. I didn't watch... Okay, the videos are a little bit long. I've seen the videos.

They're long, so I just... I don't know, dude. I just don't give a fuck. It's like I can't watch. Okay, the videos are a little bit long. I've seen the videos. They're long, so I just don't give a fuck. It's like I can't be bothered. It's kind of white noise. Yeah, because I feel like this same thing has happened 50 times. No more. We will not be dragged into this. Okay, going back to America's Funniest Home Videos, actually, one of the things I love about living in Los angeles is the goodwills here are uh

the goodwill towards men oh it's it's incredible everyone's so kind no but the goodwill stores are packed with uh uh various various things that you wouldn't find anywhere else and one of my favorite things is if you go to the the dvd or the video section of any goodwill um it's it's packed and loaded with for your consideration emmy copies of tv shows so you'll get like these cool little rare like uh for your consideration uh dvds which basically for those who don't know the show will like produce like a special package to send to the the emmys uh like the judges for them to like be like oh for your consideration oh this is nice i have one from malcolm in the middle where it's like three of the best episodes and it came

with a malcolm the middle theme popcorn i haven't opened so it's like a little bag of popcorn which i bet would still pop actually but i don't know it's it's sacred at this point no i cannot open you don't want to pop it's like it's like a big like tri-fold out thing with like the discs and the popcorn we'll we'll get back into this discussion just a thought popped into my head and I wanted to ask you to see if you knew yeah when it comes to alliteration is it purely

is it just the sound the beginning sound of something like could I use knife and night in an alliteration or because it's not the same letter it doesn't start with the same letter is it the sound or the letter that's important I'm pretty sure it's just the sound okay right I think I think

you know like nine nights nine on newspaper like that no no no no that's uh that's that's alliteration even though the nights is K which I never got that that's where the fuck did that come from k like the kn thing uh to make sure that i don't know it looks cooler like when

i think of a knight if it was spelled with just an n and but that k leads me to suspect something's amiss and that i don't understand completely the complexities of a soldier in the medieval time. I do have to say that K is a very like royal looking letter. Like I'm looking at it right now. And if knights were just called knight as in the time of day or the knight cycle, it wouldn't look as cool. But when you throw that K, it's very like noble looking and very... Why do some words start with K in? The silent K in words like night knock and knob

knickknack is a remnant of old english and wasn't silent at all but actually pronounced along with the n is only the nick and knickknack with a k or both no both have k's knickknack no yes knickknack k k yeah yeah it's both both i was thinking of uh do you remember that kid's toy from when we were kids called knickknacks like n-i-k-n-a-k and they were little like uh almost like roblox characters and they had the little arms you could like do this with i love those things dude i remember we had a big box one in my uh classroom in second grade but i couldn't play with them because everyone would steal them before i got to see my lego phase while i did like legos i i mainly just uh i think my phase was bionicles in terms of putting stuff

together. Don't get me started man. Dude I just want one of those spherical ones again. Those were my favorite bionicle. The ones that could roll up in the ball and then you could just. Yep. And they would like roll out of it. Oh my god. What a genius design. I also

you know what? You're about to go on lockdown big time. Yeah. So, you know, Ryan and I have only been seeing each other just here and there throughout the week to record because we're really trying to social distance. But Ryan soon has a loved one visiting that has AIDS. So he's going to have to quarantine himself two weeks before they get here. And they're going to be here for a week. So, you know, Ryan is going to be, you know, we can't record Super Mega for that whole AIDS. So he's going to have to quarantine himself two weeks before they get here. And they're going to be here for a week. So, you know, Ryan is going to be, you know,

we can't record Super Mega for that whole time. And I'm thinking you should get yourself some pionicles for that time. You need something to do? Get some big Lego sets? Yeah. While my uncle Beans with AIDS has... is just out in the backyard playing with Lego,

I'll be focused on my pionicles. No, he'll be in the backyard playing with Lego, I'll be focused on my Bionicles. No, he'll be in the backyard playing with Lego, and you'll be inside playing with Lego. Ooh, okay, okay. I love Legos, man. Now I want to get some Legos. Dude, I've always been a little scared to get into Legos because I know that if I got into Legos,

I'd probably get into Legos, like get into it. And Legos is an expensive hobby they're expensive they're like stupid expensive for what they are they're also they're not as simple as one might lead you to believe

one dark and stormy night I went over to I was about to say Uzi and Aaron's house Lil Uzi Aaron Suzy and Aaronaron's and uh we built harry potter lego sets and let me tell you it took me two full harry potter movies essentially okay maybe like two and a half uh harry potter movies to finish one set man, that shit is not to be taken lightly.

That stuff is, it's not, it's not child's play. No. On the box, it says up to age 99. Does it? Yeah. Does it really? It's like 13 to 99. Three to 99.

No, not three. Three's too young. I think it's like seven to 99. Whenever they won't eat the bricks. Yeah. So if you're a hundred, fuck you. You can't play with Legos. If you want big boy Leg legos something that's even better

than legos get some gundams dude okay i thought you're about to say mega blocks no dude those are little boy legos that's even worse i know i was like what are you doing if they want to sponsor us we could do super mega blocks though a little play set would be fun super mega mega blocks yep super mega mega block super super mega mega blocks why don't uh have you ever built a Gundam? No. I think you would love it. Well, that truly is the top tier. No, no. I'd say top tier is ship in a bottle. But Gundam is below that. It's just below that.

It's all around the same tier. Ship in a bottle is top tier. Yes. Lego. So would you say that ship in a bottle is like the most complex Lego? Yeah, honestly. Because don't you literally assemble the whole thing inside the bottle? With little tweezers. That's how you do it?

I think so. Or do you assemble it, slide it in, and then pull a thing to set up the sail? No, you make the boat and then you make the bottle around it. So you actually have to learn how to make glass. You have to get into glass blowing. That's false. I feel like you just make the ship inside the bottle. Dude, I would love to do a ship in a bottle.

It's just, that's too much, man. That's too, but I would feel, every time I look at it on my desk, I'd feel so like, I did that. Dude, with Stuart Little and so many other stuff, I always expected to like run into my dad's room and find him with like a big train set or like a remote control boat.

I mean, we did get remote control boats and stuff, but I don't know. Whenever you think of dad hobbies, you'd think of drones, remote control helicopters and all that stuff. I love RC helicopters. My,

my, I think my dad and I, we liked this remote control plane, uh, except until one time we accidentally flew it into a horse pen. Didn't get it back? And then we were like, should we go near those horses? We chose not to.

That could go one of two ways. You get the plane back or you just get mauled by one of the horses. Mauled by a horse? like you just get mauled by one of the horses mauled by a horse I'd love to live in LA where instead of like coyotes running amok it's like beautiful majestic horses like fucking ripping

people's cats and shit apart cause sometimes I'll look out my front window I have looked out my front window and seen coyotes walk by just like walking down the street and all of a sudden just hearing behind you faintly just dude and it just, boom! Yeah, starts to fucking rip, starts biting

at your neck. If horses had horns, then they'd be dangerous. Horses are mean, dude. They can bite. They are mean, dude. They can bite the shit out of you. Girls love horses, dude. Little horse girls. Because they fuck them. No, they don't. Yeah, they do. It's because the horses have big penises.

Is that why horse girls are into horses so much? Yeah. It's like a subconscious thing. It's like, they just have such big cocks. It's because while they're riding the horse, it stimulates their nether regions with all the bumping and grinding. That's why I like it so much, dude. It gets me horny as fuck. It's kind of like, I remember when I was young.

This is like when puberty first was like, heyyan hey buddy kind of like knocking on your door just like it's like it has garlicky breath yeah oh yeah yeah yeah the type of like whisper in your ear that makes you like yeah the hair on your neck stand up like i was doing i don't know what workout i would call it but it's the machine maybe maybe you know what matt it's where you have your arms like this and then imagine both legs are doing it you lift both legs like that except you're kind of like oh yeah yeah it's uh it works out your abs and your legs and shit but i remember one specific time i was at gold's gym and i was doing that exercise as a young boy and all of a sudden i noticed the my gym shorts were rubbing the tip of my penis and for some reason it felt good

so like every now and then when I would be at the gym I'd specifically go to that machine to be like that oddly feels good why does it feel good this is before I knew anything about masturbation I like that you still do this like you'll still go to the gym not to work out but just

to get on that machine I had no idea what was going on. I was like, this itches, but it itches good. In a good way. That's the best way to describe that. Yeah. I think when I was younger,

I was like, this itches, but in a different type of itch. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this

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Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly, which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. fries a cold drink with extra ice junior chicken will be fire and a sweet hot apple pie is that it let me get a quarter pound of a cheese a flatfish oh please make good as a mcmuffin and a large coffee a hamburger cheeseburger hodgepodge hotcakes vanilla corn shake and a hot bar sundae that's interesting um but you you gotta try uh you gotta try gundams dude i got one if you want it's the painting part that killed that.

No, no, no, no. I have ones that are already colored, like the plastics already colored. You put stickers on, which is actually the hardest part. Are you telling me that like, Ryan, I think you'd like to I think you'd like Gundams, but not building them like putting stickers on them. No, you do build them. Yeah. OK.

Like you basically it'll come in these sheets of plastic. Because we went in Japan both times. We went, no, only with the, did we go to the Gundam store both times or just with the? Yeah, we went. Okay. No, no, no, no. You and I went only once. We didn't go with Aaron and Susie.

Okay. But you and I went with the Tucker Bros. Aaron and Susie, we kind of just stayed relegated to the kind of shinjuku area yeah the area we were in well all i know is even though there are tons of places else i could go visit i think one of the first places i'm going to plan a visit to will be japan when this is all over specifically because i was planning to go to japan with a bunch of friends and then it got canceled. And like literally we were going to go like from late March to early April. I think that they issued like the nationwide lockdown, like the week you were supposed to leave.

Yeah. So it was just. But I knew kind of weeks coming up. I'm like, oh. Yeah. I remember you were like, you're like, oh, man, my friends are like, no, no, no. Just wait. Just wait. I don't know why my friends sound like that.

I was saying that, too. I was like, I was like, oh, dude, this this coronavirus, no. Just wait. Just wait. I don't know why my friends sound like that. I was saying that too. I was like, I was like, oh dude, this, this coronavirus stuff isn't going to be that bad. You can just, you could still go. I've been over like a period of 24 hours. It's like, it's not even because of medical knowledge. I knew that coronavirus is going to be that bad. I just knew that it was, I'm, I'm specifically talking about only myself and I'm being selfish here, of course, but I knew my luck would make it

so that I would not be able to take this trip that I was really excited to go on but I've already been to Japan twice it's not like it's getting any more Japan knee you know you know you know what speaking of businesses and stuff like that guess what's closing down for good I just found out this morning the hi-hat where we did our very first Super Mega Live. Really? Yeah. Is it because of all this shit? I think so.

So, like, it's closed down for good. Like, the Hi-Hat's been a pretty famous. Yeah. Like, not like a big venue, but it's been a very famous low profile. It's fun. It's such a cool venue. I've been to a bunch of shows there. It's where we did our first, three super mega live shows in LA.

And the staff is super nice. The drunk drawings. Yeah. And it was so much fun. I loved the venue because the food was right there. I don't know. It just had a good vibe. They had that good like Korean fries or something.

But what sucks is, you know, to make money, those places have to do shows. Well, think about touring companies too. Think about like a... Suck it, Real Good Touring. But what sucks is, you know, to make money, those places have to do shows. Well, think about touring companies, too. Think about like a... Suck it, real good touring. Pussies. I'm just kidding. Why don't you go make coffee, Aaron? Go make some beans.

It seems like... Go make some beans out of your farts, gamer boy. Oh! It's a trend lately. YouTubers are starting their own coffee companies so i have a fee i'm gonna go ahead and call it aaron hansen will start a coffee company i'm just gonna go ahead and throw that out there easily anybody could you just go to like a what an independent supplier you find kind of like a bean you like and slap your name on it

i saw jack septic guys making coffee? Yep. Top of the morning. And I saw Ian from Smosh has a coffee brand. It'd be fun to, it'd be really fun to have a coffee brand, but like, I don't know. I'd want to make sure it's really good. Actually make and package it yourself like Hank Schrader does with his beer. Does he? Do you remember Hank Schrader in the? Oh yeah, yeah.

But I'm guessing the real, the real stuff. did you see that i thought at first like i was watching i was like is he getting on is he going on cold i thought he's like i might have to go to australia to find out yeah jesus marie they got a cameo of uh agent hank schrader for cold ones and i thought he was actually going on cold ones i was I was like, what? It was funny. I had one of his beers though. One of the- Was it good? Yeah, it was really good.

But when you said that he hand does it for a second, I was like, did he package that beer? No, Hank Schrader did, not Dean Norris. Damn, dude. Which is the actor's name. It was good. I was on Cameo recently. I figured out how to browse all

because Cameo does not have a very good app for browsing who's on there. Basically, you only see the people they suggest and that's it. Damn it. Sorry, guys. There's like 50 flies in the podcast room right now.

Ryan was about to get one. You see the focus on my face? Yeah, I saw you just... You're supposed to actually like clap above it Because they move so fast, when you clap above it They'll fly into you Oh really? Yeah, that's apparently a great way to kill flies Okay

Anyway, I was on Cameo There's a lot of good people on there, dude Dude, Neville from iCarly Is he? And Spencer Wait, really? Yeah And Beans, Beans is on there Not your? Yeah. And Beans. Beans is on there. Not your Uncle Beans.

Beans. It's this weird thing where it's like, yeah, you're on Cameo because you're a celebrity and you're going to, I don't know. There's just something weird about Cameo, at least from the way my brain processes the idea of it, at least, is that it seems like a very weird step down. like it seems like a very kind of well not for some people the people that charge like 600 fucking dollars well it's because the way they are it's just uh like them on an airplane and it's like hey haha even though to them it's like people are people are paying to hear me talk at the same time you know yeah you're you're at this point damn where you're filming videos on your cell phone and uh having people script what you say

i am fun of you forever i would like to try cameo maybe for like a weekend but i i could i don't i could not i didn't want i would keep up with yeah i know Ethan Crank Gameplays did it, and he was like, yeah, I got like 4,000 requests. And I was like, 4,000? Yeah. Tay Zonday's on here, bro, 100 Musicians. Okay, so, you know. How much do you charge per cameo usually?

Five bucks? No, no, no, no, no, no. How much did Ethan charge? I don't know. But like most people, the average is like. That swindler? 40, 50 bucks, 60. Like people, the average is like $40, $50, $60. People, for instance, you know the actress Susie Essman from Curb Your Enthusiasm?

She plays his manager's wife. She's $350. Okay. Some people are fucking ridiculously expensive. Caitlyn Jenner was on here for a while. Hey, girls. How's it going? Here's Dean Norris, $209.

You know, do you remember me on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? I love playing with my little helicopters, girls. My pushy, sopping wet baby. You do it so well, man. You should, you should, can you? My throbbing clitoris, baby. Can you do a cameo, but it's just you impersonating Caitlyn Jenner? But I still say it's, no, I name it Bruce Jenner.

And then I'm wearing a MAGA hat, but I'm still dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner. You know what I'm saying? Goddamn. Facts don't care about your feelings, Nimrods. Ryan's spitting facts over here, ladies and gentlemen. God, the fucking goddamn fly, dude. I know, I know. By the way, that is not something I'm going to do

Not at all There are people in the comments who get mad whenever we have to explain a joke And I think that's our fault Because there are times where we don't explain jokes It's because we give too much credence to the people That will take the joke seriously and get mad about it And it's like We should probably give credence to the other side

Instead of the people that get mad about it Maybe we should go we should probably give credence to the other side instead of the people that get mad about it give credence maybe we should go back to the era where people are always questioning whether we're joking or not dude there's so many fucking flies in this room i know how many are there one two three there's there's more than three i know that there's one in that general area dude there's one in this cup is it dead dead? Yeah. Good. So there is a... Imagine that one, dude. It's like, I got to the sugar.

And then they couldn't get out. Fuck! He's like a Chilean miner. Well, they got rescued. Yes. He's dead. Well, I didn't want to use an example of, you know, people who actually died, unfortunately. Okay.

He's like that diver that got stuck upside down in an underwater cave. Fuck. I. Oh, there's this video that YouTube keeps recommending to me. That's the most that's one of the most horrifying stories. Oh, it's it's absolutely terrifying. It would drive me psychologically insane. I just want to be dead.

I'd want to be dead. Wait, are you talking about the guy that was spelunking and he gets he goes down the thing gets stuck upside down yep and they can get him out yeah there's people like you they can see him they're right there in fact it's just like in a cartoon they would be able to grab his legs and like pull him up you know what i mean no they said that uh if they pulled him out it would break his legs which would kill him because of his blood circulation because if he'd been upside down for so long he just they just had to leave him there to die. If I were him, I'd be like, break my fucking legs,

and I'm going to die anyways. Yeah, it's like I'd rather die from the shock of my legs being broken than suffocating in a cave. But that is definitely one of the more terrifying stories on the internet. It's very famous.

YouTube keeps recommending this one video to me for some reason. Maybe you've seen it too. But it's this cave diving video. Where these people. Go into this little hole. Called like the hell hole. And it's just this little kind of like slit.

That they climb down in. And then it's just them with like GoPros. Going into this super underground. Series of like chasms and tunnels that are like only as wide as their body so like you can only see like their shoes going through and like where where is the fun in that i don't understand yeah i mean i've i've done under like caving and stuff like that before but i haven't done that to the like done it to the extreme like that like I've done it where I was like

certain people in the group couldn't go through because they were just too big and I luckily wasn't that big at the time so I was able to squeeze my way through but it's like this cool area it's this big open area where people lay out their sleeping bags and then there's two different

there's a bunch of different things you can do you can basically go and explore the cave and like climb through all the crevices then there's also like I think like an underground lake in the in the cave which is cool that stuff's so cool but it's just like the video is called

claustrophobia engaged and it's just minutes of like a compilation of them just going through like dude to have a to have a conversation where where i'm not feeling overwhelmed like on the phone usually i have to i have to be pacing or like you know with me on the podcast i talk a lot with my i'm a big i talk a lot with my hands yeah um i i have to be moving to express myself. Express with your hands. Yeah. I express myself by moving a lot of the time. But if I, I, one of my worst fears is just, I think one of the, when I was younger, I was always scared of getting paralyzed. I was always scared of like falling and like hitting my collarbone or I don't know, just

some, some freak accident. Where it's like, like you're trapped inside a motionless body. Yeah. That's, that is terrifying. Like everything's working, but I'm, I can't move. know just some some where it's like like you're trapped inside a motionless body yeah that's that is terrifying like everything's working but i'm i can't move and like it's that whole thing where you don't think about it because your brain's sending signals because you're like oh i'm just moving my arms i'm doing all this shit but like imagine thinking that and like nothing's happening yeah there's this horrifying video i saw and i it's i think it's up there with the diving videos in terms of disturbing videos

I've seen on the internet. It's of this wrestler. I think like maybe you the mixed martial arts wrestling and he goes for this move where he essentially makes himself a little more vulnerable because he's up in the air. His opponent then counters it, which he wasn't expecting and flips him to the ground really hard and all of a sudden the guy starts being like like screaming but it's because he landed on his neck and he was just like he couldn't move and like that thought like seeing that was horrifying i wasn't even after that he's he's been able to work on it and he's able to walk again but it's not not the same not the same dude yeah paralyzation is is really well it's crazy how sensitive it is when you think about like your spinal column and like i ain't thinking about one wrong little scary shit out of shuts it all down

yeah uh i'm sure that we'll have a cure for that one there's a lot of people who go through those unfortunate circumstances and come out of it uh while there's a lot of negativity surrounding it there's a lot of people who come out i'm not gonna say better but and come out of it. Uh, while there's a lot of negativity surrounding it, there's a lot of people who come out and I'm not going to say better, but they come out of it. Yeah. Like not fully paralyzed, like not a quadriplegic. I, uh, I just, their mindset be like transitions. They're like, Oh, this is just the new stage of my life, which, you know, it's, there's a whole lot more to acceptance when it comes to trauma, right? Acceptance is one of the processes that you go through, but it's not just like, oh, just accept it. Accept the horrible thing that happened to you.

Every issue in your life does not matter anymore at that point. It's like, oh, I got some bigger problems. I knew someone, but I didn't know them. My family did. So you're a liar. Well, I'd seen them before. Okay. And, I didn't know them. My family did. So you're a liar. Well, I'd seen them before. Okay.

And I went to church with them. And we went from one of my friends to, I had- I didn't say one of my friends. Whatever you said. I said, I know,

I knew someone. Well, I didn't know them. But did you know them in the Shakespearean sense, baby? Yes. Yes.

He got in a drunk driving accident. He hit a- This isn't funny anymore. No, I know it wasn't funny. And he's been in a drunk driving accident uh hit a this isn't funny anymore no yeah i know it wasn't funny and he's been in a vegetative state for like over a decade now where's the punch line um they asked one time they asked him to like blink if if he was cognizant and he did which is really scary to think about what if a gnat flew in his eye or one of the 20 000 flies in our office right now we guys we haven't like over the weekend something changed in the office and there are flies everywhere like big ass adult flies i feel like this is the you know when when

god sent down his wrath with locusts and frogs and disease. This is one of those trials he's sending down onto the super megaplex because we haven't been recording enough content to his, to his liking. He's like, you fucking idiots. You know what? I'm going to, I'm going to send a plague of flies down to the, right by my face, dude. You see all that? Yeah. What do you think the next, okay.

If flies is the first plague, what do you think the second plague will be? Did you say frogs? Yeah. Is that? Do you not remember that? No. In the Moses story. Is that why there's frogs in Magnolia, the movie?

Maybe. You know how it rains frogs? It's very biblical, yeah. Dude, a plague of frogs would be pretty sweet, though. Iconography. I love frogs. Oh, my God. Actually.

You know how they boil? There are frogs. There are, I think, locust There were, I think locusts Definitely locusts I think the worst one was that The first born Would die, unless you smeared Goat blood on your door

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Like you're just walking through like suburbia and just goat blood on some of the doors. Well, we're not afraid of God anymore. Yeah. Some people are. I that kind of shit. Like you're just walking through like suburbia and just goat blood on some of the doors. Well, we're not afraid of God anymore. Yeah. Some people are. I'm terrified of God. I might have. It's funny you bring this up, Ryan, because I might have. I might have done something by accident.

Something really bad. You might have awakened a beast from the nether. Essentially, yeah. Yeah, what happened? Were you playing with a, what is it called, a Ouija board? No, no, no, no, I refuse to do that. Why? It's a board game made by fucking Hasbro.

I bought one and everyone I knew was like, get rid of that, so I got rid of it. It's so dumb. It's literally made by the people who make life in Monopoly. Don't give it any credence. Basically, did you see my instagram story over the weekend the bugs the bugs okay so i i'm at my desk editing something this weekend and harrison runs inside and goes matt carson you you gotta come out here and see see these bugs they're everywhere so I walked down the street

to my neighbor's house and there's these bugs I've never seen before in fact I know the white one yeah okay never mind I sorry it took a bit because you know why that didn't click because that thing just didn't register as a bug it doesn't look like a bug it looks

like it's some weird isopod thing. And did you find out what it was? Yeah. The trees are all the way to the top filled. They're raining down. My neighbor's house is covered. The roof is covered in them. The street is. What are they? I found out that they're ladybug

larva. Ladybug larva, but they're walking is like one group no the white thing was one bug they have like a fuzzy exterior that looked like it was like at least that big no it was like tiny it was like it was about that big oh it was like real small okay your phone made it seem like it was probably as big oh yeah i zoomed in a lot like Like the first digit of my thumb. But I found out that they're ladybug larva. And see, like they're pretty creepy looking. They're cool.

But then I remembered several months ago when I, you know, I got those praying manises. They came for some reason with like 700 live ladybugs. I'm like, I. And you released them. I was like, I don't want these to die. I don't know what to do with them. So I of just without thinking about i just set them free in my backyard and now i'm wondering that if this hell spawn of ladybug larvae is because a couple months ago look up look up ladybugs in california are there ladybugs there are there are of course there are

there are ladybugs is it known as like a problem are there like ladybug seasons where they'd be ladybugs is it known as like a problem are there like ladybug seasons where they'd be known to be any any any bug how is that a ladybug it's the larva before they evolve like it's so cool looking though like any bug is a problem though if if there's too many like if you if you unbalance the ecosystem right well not if there are no humans that's true jk i'm just i'm just scared that i i might have illegally set off the eco... I'm an eco-terrorist, basically. It's not happening here. That's true.

We did release ladybugs here. I mean, we didn't release 700 ladybugs. Well... 700? Something like that. It was a lot of ladybugs. Yeah.

Also, we haven't checked our neighbors' houses. What if down the street from the Super Megaplex just plagued a ladybug? They're probably loving them rich people love ladybugs that's true they're the one bug they can stand

yeah I guess so I'm just nervous that you know the EPA is gonna show up at my front door label me as an eco-terrorist and then imagine going to jail for releasing ladybugs. Like, I sentence you to five years in prison.

For releasing ladybugs. For releasing 700 ladybugs and endangering the environment of California. Well, they're so strict in California, though, about the ecosystems and the environment. Like, gerbils are illegal here. Well, it's because, oh, you know what season it's about to get into, right? You can tell by the heat. No. No.

The fires are going to start happening. Fire season, yeah. Uh-oh. Especially it's going to be dry. It's going to be hot. Damn, man. There was a huge fire at one point near my house. Very close. When it gets all hot and dry, fires just...

Or, you know, people are throwing cigarettes out their window and shit. I read a lot of fires. What was that? That's my Laquisha impression. Yeah, a lot of fires are started from, apparently, from homeless camps. Or maybe that's just the police, like, Fuck homeless people. They're doing the just the police like, fuck homeless people. They're doing the fires.

So I don't know. But fuck, man. Fires are terrifying. Imagine living in LA, all these homeless people starting fires. Starting fires, shooting their guns off. I heard a ton of gunshots last night. I don't know. I don't know.

Every time I hear something near my place, I don't know if it's a firework or a gunshot and it's because i lived in south carolina like because like in the suburban neighborhoods of south carolina you would just hear fireworks all the time yeah so but i'm but fireworks are illegal in california or at least in la i just i just i just feel like how similar does a gun sound? I mean, think about it. To a firework. It's a combustion of gunpowder. Both of them are the same thing. I was actually driving near downtown the other day and I heard a bunch of pa-pa-pa-pa.

And then I was driving down another street near it and you could smell it was a gun. You could smell like the gunpowder afterwards. Really? And then there were cops everywhere in a helicopter. It's crazy. Usually I just hear like – it's not like it's like it sounds like well it would sound like it would either have to be like a heavy uh a heavy handgun like a magnum or would have to be a shotgun of some kind because it sounds a little too bassy to just be like a, a regular handgun.

What I heard last night, even though they are allowed, I'm not saying handguns aren't loud. I'm saying, cause I've been around guns. This definitely sounds a lot beefier. Shotgun blaster, beefy.

But handguns, I heard last night, like six, like pop, pop, pop, pop. And then,

um, I always wonder if it's fireworks too, but then, uh, I, there's an app i use to like kind of like see what's going on in the area and it said like police were investigating like gunshots nearby so it's crazy how different like different uh there's just different situations going on like to to you and i a gun is in a gun to us is a comedic prop we will use use not an actual gun, but to us in our reality, guns are scary. There's a problem with guns.

Yes, we know that. But to us in our in our lives, guns are a prop to you to be used in comedy or whatever music video. But to a lot of people, guns are a day to day tool like that. They are essential for defense. Survival. Yeah. When's the last time you... I'm not saying that's good. No, yeah. When's the last time you held a gun? Like a real gun.

Or shot a gun. It's been a bit. I've never shot a handgun. It was definitely back in... It was in South Carolina at some point. I wanted to go to a shooting range. I might see if you want to go with me in California at some point. This is over but uh i definitely want to yeah go to a shooting range i don't know i i don't i don't see myself owning a gun per se and that's it's just for me i have these this weird thought of

like if i have a not necessarily that i would do this action, but if there was a gun in my house, then the possibility of me being shot in the head increases. Yeah, I guess so. What I mean, technically, me dying due to a gun statistically, whether that's myself shooting like me shooting myself in the head or walking in and thinking it's a toy and then shooting you in the head with it. Yeah. Whether that means, you know, my my mom coming to surprise me at midnight for some reason because she missed her baby. And I and I shoot through the door five times. And then the only there's only one bullet left. And now that you've killed your mother, there's only one thing to do. Exactly. I yeah, I don't see myself owning a gun.

Also, I don't like I've had guns in my household many times. I say many times. There was one household. My dad didn't own a gun growing up. My mom and stepdad were the ones who were gun owners. I remember in Columbia, South Carolina, one time for that job back in the college days, I went to this random person's house with someone because they were buying marijuana and there were just guns all over the floor and table. Just like a bunch of handguns and stuff. And I was like, I walked in. I was like i walked in i was like oh shit uh-oh yep um but i've never shot a handgun

i want to try it because shooting guns like recreationally is pretty fun i will say i'm trying to think i've shot a handgun well the two different types of handguns i wouldn't be able to Handgun. Well, the two different types of handguns. I wouldn't be able to tell you the model. I'm sorry. Seriously, dude? You call yourself a southerner?

Shot a shotgun, a bolt action rifle. Ooh. A musket? Yeah. And a bow and arrow. Dude, I used to do archery. I was so bad at it though. Cause like, yeah, really, it's hard, man.

Like when you pull it back, it's very shaky. I was at this camp thing and I was doing archery and it took me the whole time up until the last day to finally like, actually I get like a, not just get a good shot. Cause you can get a good shot in, but I'm talking about a good shot. I did on purpose where it's like, it felt like I did it intentionally. Cause archery seems like it would be just like, whoop. Yeah. It's fucking tricky like you really gotta have a lot of strength and to hold it steady um and what else i've shot it i

shot an ar-15 see i've never shot i've never shot a semi a semi-automatic it was loud rifle it was only because the one that i had was just bolt action where you, you know, you unload someone else in there. Yep. We just got another fly in the, in the cup. Got inside.

Fuck you. You know what, you know what it is, right? Bolt action. You, you unload one to, to essentially chamber another.

Well, my, my friend, I don't speak gun. I'm sorry. I'm using all the wrong terminology. My friend from Chick-fil-A when I worked there, bought a AR 15 as soon as he turned 18, which is a little bit of a wild thought.

But he and some coworkers went out shooting at a range. So I tagged along. I just I'm always shocked. This sounds like the most stupid pussy thing for me to say, but I'm always shocked at how loud guns are. Whenever I hear a gun, I'm like, holy shit. It's like 50 times louder than anything I could imagine. There's a reason like pretty much everyone who is around a gun will have earplugs in. I've also like.

Like even hunters. You'll get the bruise on your shoulder the next day after shooting one because the kickback. That's what happened with the shotgun when I was younger. Yeah. Shotguns hurt. They'll leave like a bruise right on your like collarbone area. I think guns are fun. Guns are fun.

They're fun. They're also. They're fun and scary do you think this is a tool you say is fun fun you say well avast pulls out his musket starts cleaning it i'll show you danger in five minutes dude we gotta get into like can we be like those guys that get really into guns but only the type of guns like muskets and like cleaning them and stuff it's like we don't give a fuck about like modern firearms we're obsessed with collecting like old like uh pirates pistols and like cleaning their chambers and stuff i definitely like flintlock pistols but uh

i think if i were i would love like kind of what I would like out of a shooting experience, right? Like for me, what I imagine is the perfect experience for myself. It would be going out with some sort of hunting rifle. So something with a scope. And I like the, and I just, in a large field, you know, and then you have your target and just kind of like aiming and working on that i like i like the i like the i i like the i guess like the precision the precision aspect aspect where it's like which i'm not i wouldn't be any good at and i would need the train but i'm saying i would enjoy the training of being more precise and all that we should uh let uh, let's take a hunting trip. I, I, I,

I can't kill animals though. I like, I'm just like, so call me a pussy. I, I can't go. My dad always went to me hunting. I would always say no.

Cause I, I would feel too guilty. I would say I would go hunting and I would try it once, but I could already, but I could already tell you it's not something that I would like, like shooting a deer and then watching it like scream and then die. I don't think I'd. Yeah, I tend to personify creatures too much.

Yeah, me too. I'd be like, oh man, it probably has a lover out in the woods and like a little baby and I just killed it for fun. Meanwhile, it's like eating the rotting asshole of another creature somewhere in the woods. Eating the rotting asshole of another creature somewhere in the woods. Hunting. I'd probably try it once just to try it, but I'd feel. I don't know. I just think things I could do for fun that don't involve killing a random animal. Well, I think the thing specifically that like in my mind when it comes to hunting is that it's like there's no.

I'm not saying I want to fight an animal but like there's no recourse there's no kind of like way the animal can essentially do anything about it it's you have it's it's the fact that this animal is being attacked and it has no idea what the fuck happened or is going on you shoot it it's like down it's like freaking out it's like what the fuck's going on why does this hurt so much and at the end of the day that's you know i'm i'm still personifying this animal as if it's thinking these things when you know you could argue wouldn't it don't if you are personifying this creature then wouldn't it be better to end it with a bullet than it be eaten alive by a bear or have a broken leg and starve to death while it's slowly being

feasted upon by bugs and shit. You know, like the thing is, it's like personifying goes to a certain extent. And then it's just, oh, nature is nature. But I don't, the other side of that is like, I don't put myself in with nature because we as humans have essentially developed into a very industrial. Yeah. Cause like nature nature's nature gonna be nature like i i get that but then as soon as i'm pulling the trigger then i've

inserted myself and i'm not nature it feels like man versus nature yeah you know you know we used to be a part of me i i feel like we are still a part of the general ecosystem in nature in the general aspect but in terms of when i think of nature i don't think that we really hold much of much of a place in nature from from another society or aliens point of view we are of course in nature cities are nature you one of the things that pointed out is i think it was planet earth or something was the episode where cities they talk talk about cities. And I'm like, I never thought of cities as kind of like its own jungle, like terrain for animals to thrive. You usually think of cities as things that are taking away life, but their new life breeds

in these new environments just because things have to adapt. Yeah. When I, I watched that and when I found out that like cities are classified as an ecosystem, I was like, whoa, never thought of that. That's crazy. And then it got me to kind of view construction sites and all these buildings because usually you see birds on a building. It's like, oh, look, that bird's out of nature in here. But like that bird, it's like, no, that is nature to the bird.

This is it doesn't know any different. Like to this, this is a giant rock. This is just a giant desert of rock. Yeah. Rock and metal. It's funny. Metal. I think it's pigeons.

Pigeons or crows or like maybe it's crows. Super, super, super smart birds. Crows and ravens. Yeah. Like they'll. I'm sure pigeons are smart in their own way, but I think the ones you're specifically. Yeah. Crows and ravens.

I watched this thing a long time ago about how like smart they are. They solve puzzles, yeah. Yeah, they'll solve puzzles and like if there's a nut that they like can't break through, they'll drop it on the street so like cars will run it over and they go get it. It's like that's super cool. They recognize people. Yeah, they recognize people. There's a lot of – here's the thing. There are a lot of intelligent animals.

Pigs are very, very intelligent. Whales are very intelligent. Dolphins. Octopi dolphins um yeah octopi like dogs i mean dogs dogs and cats are fucking smart i mean relatively speaking super smart but when we're talking about like intelligent animals i always think of whales and and crows and ravens first thing comes to mind for me is dolphins and I think that's just because I've been told that so many times. Like, dolphins are so smart and they have sex for fun. They do have sex for fun.

They actually have friends. They'll travel in packs, not packs, but in pods of hundreds of different dolphins. You fucked the fly guy out of the cup, dude. Oh, god damn it. He saw his friend's corpse and he went in through a tiny little slot and we're like, yep, he's trapped. And he just got out. Well, next time he goes in for another thing, tape it up, might have to put something over it. Yeah, dude, I can't.

There's so many fucking flies. We got to go get some best way to kill flies. I found you get like a thing of a breeze and then spray them and they can't fly anymore when they die. So it's like you see one sitting. I'm not gonna be able to catch it or smack it just with the breeze real quick. This is OK. I know this. There was the movie The Fly with Jeff Goldblum and the one before that good movie but i agree wasn't there i'm having this weird nostalgic pull towards an episode of a show

on cartoon network or nickelodeon where one of the characters starts to disgustingly turn into a fly. There's a Simpsons episode. No, that sounds really familiar and it's gross. Yeah, like green goop is kind of like falling out of them. Oh, what is it? Dude, it's coming back to me. We got to look this up real quick, guys. Give us a second. Fly Nickelodeon?

I don't know what I would even begin to search. Is it Johnny Bravo? It's an episode called Fly Guy? It might be Johnny Bravo. Because I did watch a lot of Johnny Bravo with my dad when I was a young tyke. Oh, it might. Is there a. Okay, I think.

Is there a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode about a fly? Yeah. Is there? Yeah, I see it right here. That might be the one that my brain is picking up, actually. I'd have to look at it to make sure. It's very oddly what you're saying reminds me. A boy who lives down the block accidentally turns courage into a fly.

Make sure to check out the planet one. Okay, I don't, I don't. Whatever. I wouldn't be able to give the exact thing. But I just have this. In the comments below, what are your favorite fly episodes of television shows? Breaking Bad. Episode titled Fly.

Fly. You know, it's actually on par with a movie like The Fly. I watched a movie last night that was one of the weirdest, grossest movies I've ever seen. And made me feel like I was going mentally insane. What? You ever seen Eraserhead? No, I haven't. No.

Fucking terrifying, bizarre movie. Like, it felt like a horrible fever dream. Really, like. That's Lynch for you. The best way I can describe it is him and his wife, or him and this girl give birth. The main character and this girl give birth to like a premature fucked up fetus. Okay. And he's taking care of it while going through this like nightmare.

Interesting. Because the movie I watched was unplanned. Talking about fetuses. Is that the Pure Flix one? I don't think it's Pure Flix directly. It is a rated R anti-abortion film though. Oh, you told me about that. I also was looking at Pure Flix's streaming service.

You're over. We watched a little bit of Dan the Malibu Man. No, no. It was like Dan the Family Man. Malibu Dan the Family Man. Okay, yeah. And I was in shock at how bad it is. Hold on.

There's breaking news. But Unplanned, it's a good movie. You should watch it, dude. I actually do find like Unplanned in particular, there are a lot of Christian movies out there or movies with Judeo-Christian themes that can be boring and taxing. But this was entertaining all the way through really there is literally a scene in this where they take a tube and you see all and you see it on the um oh what is it the monitor the ultrasound monitor there's this baby and it starts to like look down at the tube and it starts to like move away and the tube sucks in one of the legs and rips it off and then you see like uh the meat and like all the all the blood

just like go through the tube and like go into this dispenser and then it rips off more legs and then it's flailing around with just its arms and then that's how it happens eventually he's like and like with its head you hear it screaming i think the the best part it's probably a memed part in the movie i would imagine if there are reviews on it i haven't seen any but uh they send a small gun inside of her ovary and shoot the baby you know that that's i actually started to gag a little bit watching the scene because i was like this is just gross i don't want to think about a baby being mulched into into meat well maybe you should think about that before you side with political opinions you don't fully know the knowledge of Ryan

anyways but it was do you want to know what the doctor says right before this this disgusting scene of the murder of this the murder of this baby Jesus child what

beam him up Scotty he does he goes he goes this, the murder of this baby Jesus child. What? Beam him up, Scotty. He does. He goes, he goes, beam him up, Scotty. And he turns the machine on and then it starts to suck up the baby. And then it's just, damn, it's go. It goes crazy. There's this one bad ass.

There's this one scene where the villain of the abortion clinic is like, come, come to room. And they go. And then splayed out on this table is this cut up fetus. And it's like, put the fetus back together. And so then the woman takes the fetus with tweezers and is like, moving the little digits and placing it. This is what happens at Planned Parenthood, guys.

And she's like, you know what's happened to every person that has come into this room? They cry. They break down in tears. But not you. Because you're the one. You're the one that take my place here. It's like this big Star Wars.

There's even a part in the movie where they unveil this new abortion center. That's essentially like the Death Stars of abortion centers. The Death Star of abortion centers. It's like the Death stars of abortion centers. The death star of abortion centers. It's like, it's like, um, the death star of abortion centers. They, they, they are playing. Well, in the movie, they're just essentially abortion centers. The clinics. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, they're called Planned Parenthood, but anyways, uh, so they unveil it and it's like, with this, we'll be able to increase the amount of abortions we give by 50%. And it's just like, oh no. They're going to start ripping women off the street and forcing them to of abortions we give by 50%. And it's just like, oh, no. They're going to start ripping women off the street and forcing them to get abortions. I think one of the producers of this film or someone having to do with this film. They were aborted. No, but he gets a part.

He gets like a cameo appearance in it where he's the one that gets to tear down the Planned Parenthood with a tractor. appearance in it where he's the one that gets to tear down the pan the planned parenthood with a tractor now he runs in with a machine and he does the the bravest act in american history it's just funny because throughout the whole movie this girl who has a job who's a director at planned parenthood she's like is the movie about planned parenthood like by name like do they call it planned parenthood yeah oh okay so uh um but every time she's with her family because her family's super christian her husband's christian and every time she's with her family, cause her family's super Christian, her husband's Christian. And every time she's talking about the kind of her job, her dad, her mom, her husband, anyone in the scene looks like this. It's like that, like, Ooh, you could be doing much better than this.

I'm gonna have to give this a watch now. I think it's entertaining enough to where you and Harrison would 100% cackle throughout. I'm excited. Harrison would definitely cackle throughout. I definitely... Sorry, that's what Harrison sounds like. When Harrison gets really... When his fancy is tickled, he shrieks and acts. And he does that.

It's like a chimpanzee. I know. I have some breaking news to report real quick. Yeah, it's about COVID-19. It was all a fake. We can go back out to living our lives now. Joe Biden farted today during. What?

During a live stream. What? No, he didn't. I'll play it. I haven't watched it yet, but. Stop work on roads and bridges, so. no he didn't i'll play i haven't watched it yet but you know how easy it would be for me though to just take like any clip from like a movie interview it was on a live stream though no what i'm saying is how easy it would for me to just pick anything like let's think of Ben Shapiro on his podcast. I'm like,

could you believe what Ben Shapiro has said? I do like a five second clip. He's like, I fucking hate little boys. They make me sick. I wish they were big boys instead or whatever, whatever, whatever,

whatever Ben says, I don't know. But, uh, just like adding a fart in there just adding a fart in any serious interview i think it's real yeah right it would spread around enough to where it would do not damage but damage in the sense of like oh he farted haha like middle school damn well here's the thing if if i was running joe biden's live streams for him jesus christ sorry i saw something um if i was running joe biden's live streams it'd be so easy for me to queue up a fart sound effect and just halfway through this click it and it does it and

there's no way he'd ever disprove it i know because you're like hey i was i wish someone like on cnn or fox or msnbBC or what any any stupid big news organization. I wish they would just have little people that would fuck with shit every now and then. So like when they're live, they just be like, put it this far. God, the thing is, it's I think I think putting a fart sound effect over someone is so funny because it just no matter what they're saying it instantly brings it back to like a fourth grade level of uh like when i did it today that's what i was about to bring it up i didn't even connect the dots there like uh the infamous dan which by the way i was reading like i was going to you know i venture into the the nether regions of the internet

sometimes to look up stuff about whether it's us you know but someone legitimately believes that that edit was one of the catalysts for us being quote-unquote let go from game grumps people think that uh we were fired because because i put a fart sound effect in episode five of uh some zelda game they were playing great it is it is weird to see the many like the many different quote-unquote historical factual outcomes uh of our life because i i read stories that i'm in but i have no recollection of oh yeah yeah they were fired from game grumps uh my favorite of the conspiracy we were fired from gang grumps for those edits like like we messed with dan's face oh my favorite one that i ever read was a legitimate conspiracy that we

were let go because of the uh brent had had enough of the smelly penis jokes and he probably didn't like i mean he doesn't like him i'm gonna be like of course brent doesn't brent's a good sport and a smelly dick brent texted me i can't remember if I share this on the podcast, but he texted me probably like two weeks ago or so. Let me see. Yeah. And he was just like, yeah, May 13th. He said, do you at least edit it so that I sound funny when you put in these calls?

I'm guessing we called him during a Let's Play. And he felt, and that got back to him. Damn. Well, Brent, here's the thing uh you you can't there's only so much we can edit to make it funny if you're not funny you're not funny i had to tell him i said you are funny brent and then so you lied to him yeah i even sent him a gif oh what gif's a, is it an office gif? Yeah. Oh no, it's Steve Brule.

Steve Brule. I thought, I thought that I was jamming. No, I know my go-to is the office. The thing is, whenever I send you the office or like if it's in a group text, I'm hoping to God that people don't think it's serious. Don't think I'm using it as a legit reaction. I do that too. Sometimes.

Are there times though, where I send you the office gifts or? No, I never think it's serious. Okay, good. Never. I always get it. I do that too. Are there times though where I send you the office gifts? No. I never think it's here. Okay, good. Never. I always get it. I always get it. And sometimes I'll reply on Twitter. Like my favorite gift to use on Twitter is the one of Drake at the basketball game. Standing up and clapping. And I'm always scared that like new followers or people that follow me

think I'm legitimately using like office gifts or like using the one of Drake standing up and clapping because I like it. Dude, I respect and I honestly like office as a show, but it's just something about its fan base that has created this this this environment of cringe when it comes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like just any any. I love Michael Scott gift.

Me too. No. God. No. That's such a good one, dude. Oh, man. I remember that being on vine remember just things cutting away to that specific clip on vine yeah probably like for like 50 of the vines that i

watched in one given ice cream machine like can i get an ice cream oh ice cream machine broke no god yeah dude it's uh it's been a good episode though we got plenty of flies to go kill uh we gotta go commit fly aside oh no we do there's there We got plenty of flies to go kill. We got to go commit fly aside. Oh, no. We do. There's a lot of flies that need to be killed. Well, hold on. Let me get my gun.

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