supermegashow - EP 196 - Elon Musk Loves SuperMega

Episode Date: June 10, 2020

We talk about being MEN, buying an island, Cory Baxter, and Ryan is naming his boy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I would be a nice piece of candy for a... Be a nice piece of dessert for some good old boys. Some bad boys. I'd be a nice piece of candy for some bad boys. Some bad boys, but good old boys. Good old boys, yeah. Absolutely. What has your attention?

Just the flies. I'm just looking at the flies on the window. I'm looking outside. It's a beautiful day as well. Two, three, four at the window. A lot of flies. A lot of flies. Yeah, they grow'm looking outside. It's a beautiful day as well. Two, three, four at the window. A lot of flies. A lot of flies. Yeah. They grow up so fast. Oh, geez.

Ryan, I brought my water bottle in here. Yeah. And I thought that my water bottle was that one that was out by the table. So I just filled it up and started drinking out of it. No, it's this one. Yes, so this is an old water bottle I just filled up. Yes. God knows how long it's been sitting. The super megaplex is in a state

of ruin right now. Yeah. We haven't really cleaned it. Yeah. It's kind of a trash dump right now. But it'll get good at some point. Yeah, it'll clean itself a trash dump right now. But it'll get good at some point. Yeah, it'll clean itself. It'll be better.

For how much of pain and rain it should clean itself. I think that, okay, before you go on your little quarantine, we should just run around and make sure there's no cans or food or anything. Just toss all that shit. Okay. We're going to come back in three weeks and it's going to be nothing but flies. They're going to have taken over the office. Just toss all that shit. Okay. We're gonna come back in three weeks and it's gonna be nothing but flies. They're gonna have taken over the office. The House of the Flies.

Did you ever read that book? No. Lord of the Flies? No. It's pretty good. It's about kids. It's about kids, yeah. Do they eat each other? Do they kill each other? They do kill each other, yeah. It's about like... It's so fucked. I had to read it for school. Is it a YA novel? or is it like

is it yeah yeah yeah it's not like a kids book it's mature yeah it's well I think it's what's it about it's about kids

that get stranded on an island and then they like become very tribalistic and uh return to like the roots of human nature and then kill each other and shit

it's pretty good I liked it a lot and eat each other I don't remember if anyone eats each other. There's a character that's fat and they refer to him as like porky or something. A pig. Well. He gets his head smashed in with a rock.

Sorry if you're reading it for school. His head smashed in. They drop a rock from a high. So they can eat him. Probably. But if you guys have to read that for summer reading, I just spoiled the ending. So there you go. Sorry, whoopsies.

Here, actually, let's do them all a favor and spoil the ending of most summer reading books right now that you would have to read. I don't remember any summer reading books. Neither do I. One I don't want to say because the name has a slur in it. The second word is boy. The first word starts with a K. Oh, the type of probiotic drink yes same word uh it was a good book i never had to read that i had to read uh i told you about the time i read the wrong book

right for summer reading yes that's that shit sucked because the day the first day of school she hands out the test and i was like uh- oh I didn't much care for summer reading as a child dude I hated summer reading I'd fuck that shit like read what I wanted to how come I can't just write read what I like exactly let me fucking read you're teaching me not to like to read you're teaching me not to like to read

I don't like read here's the thing it's like I only got summer break feels long it's really not that long. It flies by, and really, it's not even- Three months, right? It's not even three months. June, July, and then half of August. Yeah.

So, like, two and a half months. Well, actually, I think yours was different from mine. Mine, Charleston County School District was usually, like, actually, no. It was, like, very end of May. It was either end of May, beginning of June. And then it would be mid to late August. Yeah. Like the 15th, 20th.

Yeah. Um, and I was like, I'm about to be like 10 months in school. Just let me read then. I don't want to have to do this while I have the two and a half months of freedom. Not only do you give us work to do after school,

you give us work to do during the summer. Yeah. I was not a fan. I liked, uh, clue find finders clue finders kicks ass i would still play clue finders to this day we should we have a copy of it somebody somebody mailed us like the third fourth and fifth grade versions clue finders kicked ass dude i i seriously loved it and i remember when i was in like third grade uh my sister had like the sixth grade version of the seventh grade one. And I was like, oh man, I might, I might try it. And I remember I had to, was it too tough?

It was too hard. Yeah. What if it's too tough for us now? That's why we do the fifth grade one. It's just like, I'm scared to play it on the channel. Cause like, we're going to play the fifth grade one and it's going to be some dumb, like we're actually not going to be able to, you know, that's what's going to happen. It's like, well, you play putt putt and we get stuck.

It's like, wait, what are we supposed to do? You click on objects. If people could see the unedited, full, raw footage of our Putt-Putt playthrough, they'd be 20 times worse. I'm sure Justin, when he was editing that, was like, Jesus Christ, guys. What about Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? That was a series. That was awesome.

Was it our first podcast where I was like, I didn't know that we lost the Vietnam War or whatever? Yeah. That's the thing. It's like I was talking to someone about this like just the other day. We're not really like – when I was in school, I don't remember ever being taught that we really lost it. It was just like – We fought the war.

There was troubles. Yeah, there was troubles. There were – the thing is what I remembered of the Vietnam War up until that podcast was just like, there was a war and then we have that. There was a war. And we fought in it. And we fought in it. The rest, it's like everything after the fighting. I don't remember.

You know, when you later learn of the horrors of war. It's not just a simple... Yeah, we tried to free them, but they didn't like it. We freed the Viet Cong pretty damn well, I will say that. We did. They're all Americans now. How does it feel to be Americans, Vietnamese? I'm sure it feels pretty damn good. I'm going to go ahead and answer on behalf of all Vietnamese.

My dad... I'm proud to be an American. I don't talk to my dad that often. At least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the men who died. And women! And women! And women!

I'm kidding. Do that at a baseball game. Just interrupt it. Go to a baseball game in Georgia and do that. I was saying, I don't talk to my dad too often, but like, one of the reasons is because like, I'll just be minding my own business, but like, what are my dad's up to? I mean, he'll like text me a link to like a Prager University video. It's like, did America really lose the Vietnam War?

Was the Civil war really about slavery i'm pretty sure that's one of their videos oh 100 dennis prager i saw a dennis prager video he's like if i am in a restaurant and i drop my fork they come rushing to bring me a new one no i don't care i'll use the damn fork it's like all right all right. Suit yourself, Dennis Prager. Who did that? Dennis Prager. No, I'll use the damn fork. He was doing a lecture, one of his video lectures. He was talking about if he drops his fork at a restaurant,

it's like they say how it's like the modern men are like pussies or something. It's like because they won't pick the fork up off the ground and use it. It's like, oh, use the fork. It's like, yeah, go ahead. But like usually in restaurants, it's just a nice thing to do. It's like, oh, use the fork. It's like, yeah, go ahead. But like usually in restaurants, it's just a nice thing to do. It's like, oh, your fork dropped on the ground. Let me bring you a new one. Part of the Facebook shit, right?

Who was? PragerU. Yeah, PragerU. Not a real university, by the way. No. That's where I got my degree. I went to PragerU and DeVry. I went to DeVry and PragerU.

Where's that fly buzzing around? Where is he? He's on the mic stand. Okay. Or she. Or it. See it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hold on. Hold on. You gonna smack it? Yeah. I just gotta be very slow. You gotta move so slow, dude. He's getting his flip-flop off. Oh, dude, this might be it.

Slow, slow, slow. Oh dude this might be it. Slow slow slow. Oh fuck. Gotta move this leg down so. Oh! Did you get it? Uh a bit landed on my foot so he went. He's dead. Are you sure? I don't see it. There's a little bit right here. Where's his bo- oh yeah you kinda blew him up bro.

Where's his body? That's the thing I don't know. I think I- I think he's dead. There's a little bit right here. Where's his body? Oh, yeah. You kind of blew him up, bro. Where's his body? That's the thing. I don't know. I think he's dead. He's definitely dead. Or he's rolling around on the ground. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Help! In his little fly language. What if the fucking... How different life would be if flies could scream like that loud, like humans, so... They're always silent, but right when you hit them or kill them, like, dude, I hate to tell you this.

It's on your nose. Is it? Yeah, it's on your nose. What is? Part of the fly. Other side. No, no, I'm just bleeding. Oh, what the fuck?

Yeah. That's a lot of blood. I don't know why I'm bleeding. Flies don't have red blood. Do they? I don't know. Dude, that might, ew, that might have been of blood i don't know why i'm bleeding flies don't have red blood do they i don't know dude that might that might have been fly blood was it i mean are you bleeding from your nose i don't know i don't it's not bleeding anymore is it oh god there's another one flying dude i hate the fucking this is the fly saga of our podcast you're looking up fly blood it could have been fly blood i don't know but you didn't notice it like right after i hit it oh i didn't i wasn't looking at you right after I could have splattered on your face here we go fly blood one of your

greatest talents is doing those like uh horrifying screams like you're in war and you just got shot in the leg um you're such a good actor in that sense well you're a great actor all around but I think overall like your strength is is high emotion reaction you know what the trick is what you don't hold back cause people in real turmoil don't hold back their emotions don't hold back their

volume that's true you just gotta fucking let it out yeah that's the best uh oh wow your nose is really bleeding actually actually. Yeah. That's a lot of blood. What the fuck is going on? Okay, I bet one of our viewers put a little voodoo hex on you. Why am I bleeding?

My back hurts, dude. I'm turning into an old man. Dude, someone's putting hexes on you. All right, whichever one of you Super Mega fans that's into that weird teenage girl magic shit, stop it. Okay? I don't want to see my good friend Ryan get fucking shrunk down to a tiny man and have his back all crippled and his nose bleeding. Because one of you didn't like something he said. So you got with your weird high school girlfriends and cast a magic spell on him. I know some of you guys are into that freaky shit.

I don't fuck with that. Stop it. My pores is bleeding. I don't know why. I'm telling you, dude, I think that one of those middle school, high school girls that are into witchcraft

might have... You have a piece of glitter, too, on your nose right next to it. Darn. Damn, dude. Something, what... Did someone pause time and just come in here

and like... They're fucking with me. The flies figured out time travel. So they're like, oh, kill one of our men? Watch this. And that's all they really could do because they're so small? Yeah, they're flies.

Yeah. They probably picked up a thumbtack and flew and just, while time was frozen, and picked up his corpse. Yes. So that's why we couldn't find it. Dude, you know what is my least favorite thing in the world? No. Overall or over anything?

No. Over World Hunger. Racism. Racism. No. Overall or over anything. No. Over world hunger. Racism.

And racism is when you kill a cockroach and leave it, you come back and it's gone. Well, I was about to say more common is when I see a big bug, I'm like, fuck. And I go get something to hit it and I come back and it's gone. Oh, because, you know, he's like, oh, no, hell no. I'm not doing this. Or like when it's on the wall and you hit it then it just falls behind the TV or whatever and you're like I can't go

searching for it now it's just behind it I'm not getting on all fours and looking back it might run at me I know I can't tell like so much speaking of the pussification of men in America this is a good example.

Seriously? Yeah. Are you calling me a pussy right now? I said it's the pussification of men in America. Getting on all fours, being scared of bugs and shit. Come on. Dude, I don't give a fuck. Bugs are scary.

I hate bugs. Well, no, I love bugs. I hate roaches. You guys know this. I got, um. You know, I didn't play for like a month and I still didn't. I swear to God I don't have a roach in my Animal Crossing home. Really?

Yeah. Like, I remember I didn't play for like a whole month. I felt like, or not a whole month, but probably like 20 days. I didn't play for like a week or so. And I came outside and I had bed head. My character like shook it off and like yawned. All my villagers were like like i think one of them was just like hey haven't seen you in a month they were like wow i time traveled in one of my

gamecube games like 99 years and uh they're like oh man it's been so long since i've seen you it's been 99 years because if you in the gamecube one if you would travel like 99 years, you would get this big flower in the middle of your town. That was, it's one of those like death smelling flowers. Like the big, I'm talking about like that, like South American flower that like the smell is putrid. It has flies all around it. So you couldn't get there without cheating. Yeah. Time travel.

I think it was like a punishment for your town. That's a big discussion. Are the people who choose to time travel And the people who choose not to time travel There are different camps in the Animal Crossing world People get heated People get really raised about it Here's what I'll say

I think Animal Crossing is Your own experience You play it how you want to play it How you want to play it is fine There's no right or wrong way to play it Well there's a right way You play it how you want to play it. How you want to play it is fine. There's no right or wrong way to play it. Well, there's a right way to play it, technically, and that's not the time travel. But, you know, if it makes your game experience better,

Animal Crossing is about enjoying the little things in your life. I think you and I are in the separate camps. You time travel. Not like crazy, I don't think. Or maybe you do. No. Do you? No, I don't time travel in this game as much as I did in last ones what I'll do in this one is more like

if you need to move a house you'll fast forward a day then go back type of thing I would rather go back three days and then ahead so I'm still on the same day I don't like going ahead in the days because then it ruins the shop for me but I'll go backwards and then forwards can you go forwards and then backwards too yeah but then i will already see what's in the shop those days okay yeah uh but i do like uh sometimes if i really need it like

if i just want something to be built or like here's an example i'm trying to remodel my town and move things around same i'm in the process of that right now and you can only do one at a time i know so it's like i just want to get i just want to work on my talent so i'll i'll time travel for and move things around. Same. I'm in the process of that right now. And you can only do one at a time. I know. So it's like, I just want to get, I just want to work on my talent. So I'll time travel for that just so I can move everything,

you know? Part of me, that's like detracting from the gameplay for me at all. I like, for me, when it comes to that, I like,

I'm in the middle of doing that same thing. Like I'm moving my fourth house now and I have to move all 10. But so I'm doing it one day at a time costs 50,000 bells per, but for me, I don't know. I use that time. It's weird. I use the time where I would be time traveling and finishing everything to like, just do little nitpicky things. Like I'll just do random things. Like I'll be like, Oh, Oh, this is an area I could

build. Let me give myself a little project. And so I like kind of spacing things out because I do get this developmental period of like, oh, I remember when the neighborhoods were being built. I remember when the pathways were being built. It's like the over time, the small I'm actually making my island kind of like a miniature South Carolina. You got the suburbs, the beach town, the backwoods area, nature. And then there's going to be like kind of farmland a little closer to the other shit. I'm excited.

I like it. I've showed you some of my town. Yeah, I love it. I love it. You showed me yesterday. We were talking about how in the code that people mine, data mine, that there's going to be farming, like vegetables and stuff, as well as diving. So, in the past games, when you dove, what would you dive for?

There was a whole separate museum section. It would go in with the fish, but it was stuff that you would get off the seafloor, and it was a whole different collectible menu. How many things could you collect off of the seafloor? I think it was a lot, actually.

It was stuff like sea urchins, coral, crabs, stuff like that. That's weird because we have coral that washes up, but we don't have... I'm sure they'll add it back because you could go swimming in the last game. That was cool. So is there stuff in the code

about diving? There is, right? That's what I heard, yeah. I thought I heard. Same as farming. I need to watch those videos again. I know farming is definitely a thing.

Which I, that's what I wanted. And the coffee shop is probably going to be in the museum. The coffee shop, yeah. Definitely that, which I was, at first I was bummed. I was like, fuck, is there no coffee shop in this game? And there's going to be a coffee shop. There's a coffee shop. Well, they haven't announced it, announced it.

I don't think they're going to. It's the same code they found the art shit in. They're not going to be announcing that stuff, I don't think, until what? Is it June? Because I know the last update told us everything that's going to happen through June, potentially, I think. And then after June, in July, it's going to be another update. I don't know. They didn't announce the update at the art museum until like two days before it happened.

Yeah. So I think it's just on a whim. They're like, oh, by the way, coming soon. Big update. A lot of people are upset because it's like I already made my fucking map like delegated to these certain things. Like now I have to make room for crops. That's too bad. I know.

Oh, I have to make room for crops that's too bad I know oh I need to I need to I need to take a shit no way to sugarcoat it you're trying to think of a another way to say like I need to your back okay what's going on with your back bro what happened what happened what what happened your hand What happened? What happened? What happened to your hand? It smacked the doorknob as it was shutting behind you. That was funny. I got a shit too, actually.

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which it's going well. I haven't smoked one in a few hours. This is, um, last week I had a sober hour, sober hour. Pretty, pretty good for for myself it's like vomiting all over the place you're literally smoking a cigarette and like coughing up while i'm just vomiting all over the carpet and smells like pure vodka uh see here's my problem with drinking yeah i find gin and tonics

just to be so goddamn delicious do you yes see for. See, for me, I think of a Capri Sun as delicious. Like gin and tonics just became my favorite drink in the world. And like, there's something about the flavor. Capri Sun's good. A glass of milk is good. But see, a glass of milk don't make me feel the same. If it did, would you be drinking more milk? Yeah, dude, I'd have strong ass bones.

I would never break a bone. Strong bones. Have you ever broken a bone? No. would never break a bone yeah strong bones have you ever uh you ever uh broken a bone no or fractured a bone damn it sucks i've been super lucky because i've been very careful throughout my life you know that's what i said i was always i i said i remember i actually broke my foot like the same week as like i've never broken a bone that's how that shit works broken my foot no no like breaking my foot sounds oh i i i don't know because i've i've hit this bad boy fun it hurts a lot it's not just from hitting it gently i broke it and the crack went like this from this side so your toes actually extend like your toes don't start

here they start like down here yeah it went through my toes like and shattered all through my foot in like three places like when you break something do you feel where it's broken like do you feel the crack can you feel the bone like great against bone you can't feel the or at least for me i couldn't feel the exact crack the reason i knew it was broken well first of all it hurt a lot it was like a different type of pain like okay not like a normal pain i was like oh fuck i think i broke it and i tried to walk on it at first to like see. And your body was like, nope, nope, nope.

Well, it felt the bones had shifted. Like they weren't in the same place anymore. So when I walked, I could feel they were broken. And I was like, oh, no. It felt like wearing one shoe normally than one with like five socks on the other foot. Yeah, it felt weird as fuck. So like you were off balance. And then right when I put the foot down, I was like, oh, fuck.

I definitely broke my foot. Here you go. And I had to ride the school bus home. Here you break like glass. I had to ride the school bus home too. Yeah? It sucked because it was there was one class period left and I was like, oh fuck. Oh fuck. And I went to the nurse and I was like uh, I hurt my foot being stupid

and it hurts really, really bad. I hate to say this, Ryan, because I know you were talking about the pussification of the American male but I cried it hurt that bad wait wait wait how long ago was this? 9th grade you're in high school big boy

you're crying come on that's what I'm talking about what I just did there that's what being a man is all about. And to hear you. I can't. I'm trying. No, you keep in that sound that you made when you tried to burp.

I can't make myself burp. I've never been able to. How do you do it? Everyone's like, you just swallow air. It's like, I'm swallowing air. You do just swallow air. I can't do it. Did you know that Carson Tucker can fart on command?

Can he? He can do that, what you're doing right now with his ass. I can't do that. I wish I could do that with farts. I can't. It's awesome. It's so cool. I'll get him to show you next time you see him.

But I remember I had to ride the bus home. And to make matters worse, I had an ice pack from my foot. And it melted. And then I spilled it all over my crotch. So it looked like I was crying in front of people on the bus. And it also looked like I had pissed my pants out of the pain. And then my dad had to help me off the bus. Did he seem embarrassed?

He was so embarrassed, dude. He said, oh, my God. Let me get my pussy son off this bus. Just walk it off. Jesus Christ. He actually took me to the store to get tampons before he took me to the hospital. I went to the hospital and they were like, yep, it's broken. Three places.

And the worst part is you have to stand to form the cast. I had to stand on and they were like, yep, it's broken. Three places. And the worst part is you have to stand to form the cast. I had to stand on it for like a minute. So it was like, ooh, ouchy. So it would readjust

and realign itself. Not a fan of breaking bones. He was the cast afterwards. Was not pleasant smelling. Not at all. What does it smell like? Because I've never had a cast. It's,

it's, it's always jealous of kids who got casts though. I don't jealous of kids who got casts though I don't see too many adults with casts I remember a kid every now and then would have a cast adults don't break their arms as much as kids why not? because kids do stupid shit

so do adults that's true look at Jeffrey Epstein he did do stupid shit but he didn't break his bones he broke his neck or did he? we both sang a different... I did the X-Files thing.

I don't know what you were doing. Oh, you were doing Twilight Zone? I was just doing... I was just doing one of those... Yeah. Do you think Epstein's still alive? No. Do you think it's possible he's still alive?

Yeah. Anything's possible. I don't think... Obviously, he didn't kill himself. Yes. I think he was either killed or he was snuck out and they used Anthony Bourdain's body as a double. That's a real theory. Really? I'm like, don't bring my boy Anthony into this.

Anthony Bourdain. I love Anthony Bourdain. Don't bring Anthony into this. His show is fantastic. All of his shows are fantastic. I watch it from time to time because I never watched it growing up or anything. I didn't watch it growing up. I only watched it. I know Harrison

loves him. Yeah, he cried when he died. He's talking about the pussification of the American male. See, I cried when Steve Irwin died. But he was a manly man. Well, Bourdain cooked food. That's what women do, Ryan. I know. Dude, I seriously think out of all the celebrity deaths that

have ever happened, Steve Irwin's death, no joke, no irony here, was the one that I still remember to this day and I still get sad over from time to time. And I did – I don't think I cried over any other celebrity's death other than Steve Irwin. I cried Mr. Rogers and I cried Eddie Murphy died. That made me really fucking sad. Yeah, same. He was so fucking good in Meet Dave. No.

Don't dirty his name like that. Don't dirty the late man's name. Sorry. I cried when Epstein died. That was a rough one for me. Yeah, he was such a hero. He was a big, he was like a father figure in my life.

So it kind of sucks that, you know, he had to leave so soon. Well, I will say this, Ryan. If Epstein's dead, then why months after his death did his bank account suddenly go active and transfer $15 million to another bank account in the Virgin Islands

with his name on it? That's for someone who's in charge of his accounting to answer. They ain't going to answer nothing. That's the thing that's so fucked up about that is like, that's like. Those bills are specifically to keep the power going and stuff too. I think that's what I read. Yeah. Would you get an email with like a wire for like...

No, but like the bill, you know what that was for? The payment was... It was for... To kind of keep up the costs of that area, that place. Little St. James? Because you... Yeah, I don't know. The fucking complex he has or whatever it is.

The temple. I think it was for power. Like power bills and all that. 15 million? So he can continue whatever it is. I think it was for power. Like power bills and all that. So he can continue to watch TV. So he can still chill at Little St. James. You also have to think of if you own an island,

are there any residuals? Like rent? If you own it, I imagine it would just have your own generators on it. You own a house but you're still paying a mortgage on it, right? Or you don't own the house until you fully pay off the mortgage. I guess if you own a house, but you're paying off a mortgage, do you really own it?

Are there mortgages to islands? I don't know because islands are – you and I will never be in the – How do you buy an island that's not – it's in the U.S. territories, I'm assuming. I think that it's probably like a house. It's almost like leased out to you. Are there islands that aren't in any jurisdiction of like a – Like is there any unclaimed land? Yeah.

Antarctica's unclaimed, right? Antarctica is like designated as like a non claimed and like no one can claim it right I think so is that how it is it's not our territory yes it is so is the moon we took Alaska from Russia haha stupid Russian

what was I forget what happened did we just dupe them because we wanted to oil or something or how did that come about how do we just why do we because we wanted to oil or something or how did that come about? How do we just – Why do we have Alaska? Yeah. Because it's like –

How do we take it from – because that was Russian. Let's take the corner of Canada and make it ours. I think it was Russia. Yeah. And I know this because there's a Corey in the House episode where Corey accidentally gives Alaska back to Russia. Back to the Russian president. So Corey gets on Air Force One and he has to challenge – Dance-off.

The Dance Dance Revolution dance dance off. Yeah. With the president of Russia in order to get the deed to Alaska back. And guess what? Corey does it. Corey Corey changed the course of of America Russia relations after that. Corey Baxter is responsible. Like he would be in the history books for United States Russia relations in a class about that, they would teach that, you know? Thank you, Corey. Yeah. Corey Baxter. Baxter. My man. Corey. Corey Feldman.

I think that it's plausible. Oops, we're being hacked live. Oh, no. I think it's plausible that Corey Feldman It's obviously like him in like An anonymous mask You have five hours to answer our questions Or we will kill you

Oh no hackers are gonna kill me Oops Did he get hacked live? Yeah when he was showing the documentary Oh that's right There's the clip of him going Oh we're being hacked or something like that.

It was just like technical difficulties. Dude, at every Super Mega Show from now on, next time we have technical difficulties, we're being hacked! That's a good excuse for everything. Guys, guys, we're being hacked. What if he was actually being hacked and here I am? Caught, like, not... This poor man who's a victim of child abuse.

Pouring salt into the wound no one's ever gonna believe me the elites are actually hacking this small like presentation if the elites are so powerful then I dare them to give me a million dollars see they won't do it see if they'll do it Elon Musk call to action you know in a past episode I was like if you're so rich you could give me a Tesla so easy yeah yeah when you still haven't done that

and also great PR great PR you married some some bitch and and then you

made another bitch for your in your bitch ass house mansion with your with your with your bitchy little lips you small little he does have bitchy little lips you small little lips fuck

fuck you elon i wanted my tesla he looks like a thomas train i will apologize and take everything back if i do end up getting my tesla a tesla truck that's that's no longer a regular tesla elon a tesla truck i could see the twitter moment now it's like uh this youtuber asked elon musk for a tesla dash dash and he got it well great great press for elon especially after all the exactly that's what i'm saying and i'll take back my apology i mean i'll give an actual apology i'll take back the mean things i said you know what if i get a tesla truck elon mus Musk, you thin-lipped fuck. A share of, throw this in for your friend Matt, I want a 2% share in SpaceX. Just a 2% share because that's definitely millions of dollars. Matt and I will each have a 1% in SpaceX as well.

2%. Well, 2% is asking for a lot, but we'll each have 1%. You get a Tesla too, so don't forget about that. A Tesla truck, Matt. Let's not forget about that. So why do you get a Tesla truck and SpaceX stuff? Because I'm the one negotiating this deal. If you want to step up to the plate and ask something from Elon,

that's for you to do. This is my deal. Elon Musk host meme review with PewDiePie. Didn't he do that? I think so. Epic! He also did a song. Yeah, he did, which Frank told me is the number one EDM song in the world, apparently, on the charts and shit. That's crazy.

Which I don't know if I believe that. I don't know if that's, what's the song called? I've listened to it. Back Up, Dead Mouse. Right when it came out, Elon Musk was like, in the studio, making song. And then he made an EDM bang. Oh, that's very interesting he looks like a thomas train oh yes it's kind of like that kind of like look watching him have human interaction is one of the most awkward things just because he's an awkward person in

general and you know he's not a personality so it's weird when you get someone like jay leno conan o'brien any late night host or whatever or even joe rogan the podcast extraordinaire when you get these people who are very social or at least have to be social for their jobs in the entertainment they put out mixed with this dude it is the most awkward shit i i saw an incredibly uncomfortable transcription of uh of a conversation he had uh with joe rogan and it was so funny i don't that's my story because i don't i don't have the transcription on me but uh i remember someone a long time ago was like you've seen him in interviews and he uh you know he really like he's silent for a bit and he speaks that way because he's calculating every word because he's a genius like no he's just awkward

dude no I know like there are times where he's thinking he'll just go I'd say maybe yeah and that's that's what you get out of him it's not he's thinking of this intellectual rhythmic beat to hit you know he tweets like the

fucking like a fucking 13 year old. Like on a Twitter account. Like, haha, meme, funny. But, hey, he's a smart cookie. And he's doing some good. What's Elon Musk's net worth? With the whole Tesla thing. Right? That's good.

Elon Musk's net worth is $36.8 billion. Goddamn. He has triple citizenship? I didn't know you could do that. South Africa, Canada, and the United States. Wait, he has citizenship in Canada? Shit.

Yeah. He was born in Pretoria, South Africa. Huh. So he married a woman from 2010 to 2012, then got divorced, and then he married her again. We don't need to get into his personal history. Well, no, I mean, he was married to the same woman two separate times. Oh, wow. from 2010 to 2012 then got divorced and then married her again. We don't need to get into his personal history. Well, no, I mean,

he was married to the same woman two separate times. Oh, wow. He also has some tragedy in his life. And Justine Musk from 2000-2008. Children,

X-A-A-X-I-I Musk. Great. Fantastic. Don't read any further. Don't read any further. Why? You're gonna dox him. This is publicly available knowledge.

No kidding. I just don't want to talk about his dead kid. He has a dead kid? Yeah, he has a kid that died. That's sad. Yeah, it is very sad. It's a traumatic event that happened in his life, and he's probably never going to be the same after it. Well, now he has a new baby with an alien name.

Exactly. Parents, Grimes, Elon Musk, named after lockheed a12 x what oh they named the baby's named after an airplane well yeah that that was elon's uh part in naming the kid he chose the plane part i feel like that's not really the kid's name they just said that for publicity but the kid has like on the birth certificate like a real name like they'll go home and be like hey like jake hey jake it's like we just told people that your name was this because it's just it's good publicity for both grimes and elon yeah because like that would be the smart move i would actually have respect over so like i'd find that hilarious like if i was famous and then told people like in an interview that my kid's name is zazomba bar a zamba bar is

a sick fucking name no zazomba oh zazomba bars i don't think people would take me seriously if i had a zazomba bar mcgee zazomba bar mcgee is a sick name dude i'm not lying hey what's up dude madden's Dude, Manhattan Zazamba Bar from Superman? How do you spell it? Z-A-M-B-I-B-A-R? Zazamba Bar? Z-U-Z-A. Oh, Z-U-Z-A. No, Z-U-Z-A-H-M-B-U-B-A-R-H.

Zazamba Bar. Dude, that's awesome. Zazambabar McGee. Zazambabar McGee. Then it'd be Eli Zazambabar McGee. Is that what it would be? That's your Twitter handle. Yeah.

We're talking about my kid, not me here. Oh, I thought you were talking about changing your own name to Zazambabar. Zazambabar. My kid's name is going to be Zazambabar. Mine's going to be Zabuma Fu after the late lemur. That name's already taken by a lemur. I guarantee someone's name is Zazamba Bar out there.

You think someone's name is Zazamba Bar? I don't think anyone's name is Zazamba Bar, Matt. Zazamba Bar. Zuzam. Zuzamba Bar. Zuzamba Bar. Zero search results on Google. It's not a name.

Zom-ba-bar. Maybe I just spelled it wrong. No, you- Hey, you didn't spell- Okay, spell it for me again. Z-U- Okay. Z-U-Z-A-H-M-B-U-B-A-R-H. Did you mean Zumba?

Yeah, no search results. Zuzamba Bar. Zuzamba Bar. That's a fucking mouthful. I like that, though. It's a good name. You're adding too much of a Zuzamba. It's Zuzamba Bar.

I'm putting too much of Zu. It's Zuzamba Bar. Yeah, not Zuzamba Bar. Zuzamba Bar. Yeah, Zuzamba Bar. Gotcha. Be the difference between like Ryan and Rian. You know, there's a difference there.

Like the Rian Johnson. Is it Rian Johnson? Or Ryan Johnson? It's Ryan. I always thought it was Rian Johnson. It's the dumbest way to spell Ryan. I don't know why anyone would spell Ryan that way. It's like when people spell Brian with a B-R-I-A-N.

It's like, oh, come on. Wait, really? What? You think that's the wrong way? You think it should be with a Y? Mm-hmm. Really? I like that. I like how it looks more. I like it with the Y like it with the one i like the look of b-r-i-a-n i just don't like i just don't like the look of the name but b-r-y-a-n that's a fun that's a hit

like you go from b to r to y in three letters yeah that's crazy i like names that have letters in them like uh that aren't commonly used like y's and z's and x I like names that have letters in them that aren't commonly used, like Ys and Zs and Xs. A name that starts with, like, the name Xavier, when it starts with an X, that's a sick fucking name. Like, having your name be able to start with an X, so one of your initials is X. Like the guy that does Futurama, David X. Cohen. Okay. That's a fucking sick, like, how many people have X as one of their initials? Tell me right now, Ryan. How many people have X as one of their initials tell me right now ryan how many people

have x the scientologist god xenu that's true he's he's the bad guy though is he oh yeah what's all this shit i hear about tom cruise going to space what is he going to space yeah he's going to space hold on let me look this up tom cruise is going to space Tom Cruise wants to die in space or some shit Tom Cruise I I keep hearing shit about Tom Cruise going up to space Doug Lyman whatever to direct Tom Cruise in outer space shot movie

collaboration with Elon Musk and NASA oh Elon Musk so you know how Tom Cruise has always been doing batshit crazy stuff now he's like I want to go into space and film. That's going to be crazy when that comes out. They're going to do it. We're going to have actual footage, much like of him holding onto an airplane.

And that's real. And the Mission Impossible stuff are falling from a very big height, like doing the skydiving show. Yeah. That footage is real. Like, yeah, really. I mean, he has a cord attached to him, but they actually film him holding onto the outside of a plane as it lifts off

really like he's he's well Tom Cruise is known for doing all this shit I know but I know he did it I didn't know that he did it like that though wow that's crazy uh so he's actually gonna go to space and and shoot a movie with Elon Musk in space okay take that flat earthers that is pretty cool actually right

that movie prob that move I hope that movie doesn't suck though though, because with an opportunity that good, that movie should kick ass. Fingers crossed. I wonder, I mean, do you think it's going to be outer space centric? They can't spend that much time filming in space. That movie's going to be like the most expensive movie ever to make, right? Because think about how much money that would cost to get to space. But a movie collaboration with Elon Musk and NASA. like this is this this is going to be well funded

like not only are you getting the studios in on it you're getting businesses and corporations nasa's already so underfunded though nasa uh had a lot of their funding cut by the government and i don't see the government wanting to give them more to fund them maybe they would they're like we'll give it to if you're gonna use it on tom cruise instead of looking at rocks in space cruise has shown he is the most daring movie star around and his preparation is becoming as legendary as the stunts themselves despite that cruise broke okay i haven't people were pissed off at him when he broke uh people do get mad at him for the stunts because i i've heard that a lot of people are mad because when he gets hurt, it's like, then all

those people's jobs are gone for however long he's hurt for. Like all the crew and stuff and the production. Yeah, but he doesn't care. Yeah, well, he's rich. He's a rich boy. I don't know how to feel about Tom Cruise. No. I do not like Tom Cruise. I think he's a horrible shit human,

but he is in roles that I do like though, I will say that. And I do like him in some movies, but I, uh, I don't like Tom Cruise. He is, uh, he's just in this void.

Like, cause what I kind of grew up knowing of Tom Cruise is as a joke. Cause when I was young, that's when the Oprah stuff and all that happened. And I think like one of the main movies I remember when I was young, that came when the Oprah stuff and all that happened. And I think one of the main movies I remember when I was young that came out in theaters was War of the Worlds. Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds. I forgot about the Oprah stuff. Isn't that where he freaked out and stood up?

Yeah, and Scary Movie made fun of it in the parody. He broke her hands and shit because he got so excited. He was like, whoa! Why do you think he did the Oprah thing? For publicity? Or do you think he was having a manic episode? Because he loved Katie Holmes! That's right. do you think he was having like a manic episode? Because he loved Katie Holmes.

That's right. Do you think that was like a real manic episode? I love this woman! I love this woman! Could have been cocaine? I love her, I love her, I love her! He's so good in Magnolia. Yes.

As like the set. Well, there's that other movie that you want me to see that kind of- Eyes Wide Shut? Yeah. Fantastic. And you need to watch that. I will. I haven't watched a movie in a quite a

bit i noticed i was looking at your letterbox i was like last one you saw this is the end i've just yeah i've just kind of gotten no the last one i saw was drive i just for i can't remember what day we watched it so i've been nervous on putting it down you can just look at when i put i guess unplanned was the last one i saw actually so i've seen driving an unplanned i just need to get those dates down i saw unplanned's just as good as drive yeah um it went but i remember there were a lot of gay jokes about tom cruise yes because it's always been rumored that he's gay i think it was just kind of one of those i see i don't know how legitimate that is because there are stars where you hear stuff in the

industry like oh they're gay but then you also don't know whether some of these tmz sites put a rumor back in like the early 2000s or late 90s and all of a sudden like it just boosts up from there yeah because back then the rumor of an actor being gay was like will smith is a big one too john travolta is another one that was a really big deal uh back then if like kevin spacey finally came out god bless him um but but it's uh like now nowadays it doesn't really fucking matter. The rumor that an actor is gay, I don't think really... People don't really care that much.

But fucking... Back then, it's like, Tom Cruise is a gay man. No, I'm not gay. I gotta run. I love this woman. I love this woman. I'm getting married to a woman. In space.

Dude, what if they film the first gay sex scene in space what if Tom Cruise like receives if Tom Cruise will do anything I don't Tom Cruise has Tom Cruise ever done a gay scene that's that we both reach for our phone at the same time as fast as we could Tom

Cruise gay scene gay scene sex gay sex Tom Cruise gay sex Tom Cruise Gay sex. Tom Cruise gay sex. Tom Cruise sex shock affair with his co-star. Five signs Tom Cruise is gay. LA Weekly has a great article called Five Signs Tom Cruise is Gay. Folks are buzzing once again about Tom Cruise's sexuality following his reported divorce with Katie Holmes. He's on the record saying she initiated. Well, we're not saying Tom Cruise's sexuality following his reported divorce with Katie Holmes. He's on the record saying she initiated.

Well, we're not saying Tom Cruise is gay. In fact, we're saying he's not. Dude, wait. The article's called Five Signs Tom Cruise is Gay and they say, we're not saying Tom Cruise is gay. In fact, we're saying he's not. But if he were gay, and again we're saying he's not, people, he would be five signs

pointing that way. So what are the five signs that Tom Cruise is gay? Number tidy whiteys uh because he wears tidy whiteys and risky business number four he's super fit uh you can't be in shape ryan stop working out buddy it's getting a little bit gay three scientology um what oh there's there's one tom cruise movie i really want to see actually it's i want to see collateral i haven't seen it collateral go collateral is good i like collateral i just like the fact that he plays the bad guy i like tom cruise as an antagonist he feels like a bad guy that's why that's why i liked him a lot in tropic thunder. He's great in Tropic Thunder. I think he's one of the best parts of Tropic Thunder. Him and Matthew McConaughey.

The thing is, it's not his performance. Like, his performance is good, but it's the fact it's Tom Cruise. And the fact that Ben Stiller and all these people came to do this movie, I really don't feel like we're going to have another Tropic Thunder. Like, a movie like that, where it's a comedy essentially more born through passion and everyone's joking around, having a good time yet taking it seriously, like creating a good comedy. But at the same time, like having, you can tell these people are like having fun with

it and have a respect for it and aren't just trying to like make the next comedic movie about, Oh no, I see fat women is skinny. I'm learning my lesson now. Shallow how? Oh, that's what that movie is about. Shallow how is about seeing this guy who's very judgy.

And then he sees this morbidly obese woman as hot, sexy Gwyneth Paltrow. And he falls in love with her and there are comedy bits where like he'll go through her underwear drawer and it's like huge underwear and he's like you wear this she's like yeah then he loves her but I think she I think at the end she turns skinny or something oh so yeah so I love it still at the end it's like well yeah I know it's like damn happy anyway it doesn't matter um let me read you the other two reasons Tom

Cruise is gay real quick okay his first wife reportedly said that their divorce was the result of a lack of sex really now hear us out straight guys usually like to have sex especially with hot Hollywood actresses gay men on the other hand, not

so much. So, uh, that's a pretty damning case, but number one, number one. Okay, number one. Family Guy. Uh, we're not sure about you, but when we check our facts, we go straight to the source for all that is just in the world. Fox's Family Guy, which

tells us that Mexican kids like to play with ball in a cup toys guys drink beer with each other every night and renee zellweger is ugly it also taught us that tom cruz is gay very gay in one episode katie holmes ankle tracking device malfunctions she screams i'm free and she unleashes a cage full of hunks being held captive if you're waiting for cruz's lawsuit to drop remember that family guys protect under free speech rights it's a parody they're making fun oh and the bottom of the article they say so are we so i guess the article is a big joke

so thanks for wasting my time guys thanks la weekly wow wow i feel like a fucking asshole like a dumbass now i'm gonna get a fucking knock at the front door it's gonna be mr cruz you say tom cruise do something cool and come onto this podcast and to prove that you're not gay dude if tom cruise came on our podcast. Just like his little, like, I'm going to show the world that I'm cool. I'm going to go on these chumps' podcast. Dude, that would. I'm going to have a Cybertruck.

Tom Cruise is going to be a guest on our podcast. This year couldn't get any better. 2020's our year, man. I really don't think that anything would be cooler than having Tom Cruise on our podcast. Like sitting here and just chilling with him. How about having Jay Leno in a hot tub? Oh, shit. Right?

Okay. Right? I'm liking that. That might be better than Tom Cruise on a podcast. Jay Leno, you mean the guy who's in Last Man Standing? Actor from Last Man Standing? Yep. Who does he play in Last Man Standing?

His friend. Tim Allen's friend. Every now and then he'll pop by and be like, hey, I like cars! I can't believe you and Justin saw him and then we saw him that night too. I know. I saw someone else I know on Twitter post a picture the other day of Jay Leno in Burbank.

He's always driving around in Burbank in his fucking cars. His little Zoom machine. His old little funny car. He loves. His little Zoom machine. I know. His old little funny car. He loves it. He loves it. I would love it too if I owned cars like that. I'd be driving them around. I'm surprised.

Do you think he cleans them himself? Do you think he takes care of them himself? Or do you think he has paid showroom people? I don't know if he would actually fix them up himself. Maybe that's part of it, being a car person is cleaning your car. If he's really into it as a hobby, he probably fixes it up himself. Maybe that's part of it, being a car person is like cleaning your car. He likes, he probably, if he's really into it as a hobby, he probably fixes it up himself. Yeah. I don't know.

I've always wanted to work on a car. I think that'd be really fun. I just don't know where to start. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Like in Home Improvement, throughout the whole series, he's working on that car. Does he ever get it going? I can't, I don't think I ever get it going. Last episode, he takes it for a drive? Oh, I remember the episode where Wilson, like, didn't the actor who played Wilson died?

And they gave a little, like, kind of... And Tim Allen goes outside and goes, Wilson! Wasn't the guy's name on defense, Wilson? I think it was Wilson. The actor died during the show's run, right? I didn't really watch that much of improvement. Oh, you didn't?

Mm-mm. It's not hard to play Wilson, though, right? Well, one of his sons plays Tom Sawyer in a movie, so... Oh, okay. Excuse me, Ryan. Sorry, Huckleberry Finn. No, Tom Sawyer. He plays Tom Sawyer in Huckleberry Finn. Tom Cruise is Tom Sawyer in Huckleberry Finn, starring

Tom Cruise as Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. I Cruise as Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. I would watch Tom Cruise as... Ryan's laugh is getting annoying. Why does he emphasize it like that? All right, Kelly, enough. I'm a loser. Wow, wow, wow.

Do people say your laugh's annoying? No, I saw one comment, and I was just like, okay. You have the best laugh, Ryan. Don't let anyone know what it was. No, I know, I know, I know. It's the best laugh Ryan. Don't let no one know. No I know. I know. It's beautiful. It's a famous laugh. It makes me scream with delight.

It makes me do the funny Matt Watson scream. Oh no I'm not self conscious of my laugh at all. I just chose to make fun of someone who I think sounds like a little baby. Sorry. Sorry. If you're listening to this and you know I'm directing it at you.

You might go ask mommy to change your diaper right about now. Yeah, why don't you go cry about it, you big baby? Yeah, maybe have mama put some extra baby powder on that little bum bum, you big fucking baby.

Why don't you suck some sweet milk out of your mom's teat and laugh yourself to sleep, okay? Okay, so recently Matt and Ryan made a comment during the podcast. My mother's dead, and I really don't appreciate that. Good for her. She doesn't have to live with you anymore.

Oh! I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That person's mom is dead. Well, it's not our fault. We have a lawsuit on our hands. It's not our fault. We're going to have a lawsuit on our hands.

She might have died due to other things. Oh. Like you were saying, the commenter was a she. Yeah, yeah. The mom. She could have killed her mom with that bad attitude. We all have the power to shape the world. We're connected to the world we share.

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I'm going to feed him dry kibble during the day and mix in wet food for dinner. Oh, you're treating him right, man. I know. That's what dry kibble during the day and mix in wet food for dinner. Oh, you fucking, you're treating them right, man. I know. That's what I've been doing with the kittens. Which people have been wanting updates. Kittens are very, well, this is coming out two weeks after I record this, but they're doing good right now. They're getting their

first vaccines this week. And they'll be up for adoption soon. So you, if you're a fan, Nope. What? No. What? No, no, no, no. Uh-huh. Anyway, guys, bit of a shorter episode today, but we'll be back next week. Maybe we'll do, next episode might have to be a Zoom call. Who knows?

Who knows? Who fucking knows? But y'all stay safe. If you're quarantining or having to keep other people safe through quarantining, keep on keeping on, you know? We're going to be out of this soon, guys. We're going to be out of this quarantine shit. I feel like the worst is over. Will we be out by episode 200?

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