supermegashow - EP 200 - Episode 200

Episode Date: July 8, 2020

We did it! Ryan tells the Budweiser story, frames his step dad, and Matt encountered a Karen in the wild. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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He, y'all don't expect him to be on, of course. But without further ado, this is someone who we've worked with before, way back in the past. Markiplier. Hey, guys. How's it going? Mark, good to have you, man. It's good to see you again. Oh, fuck you, man. Ryan, tell me, how's life going? It's going all right. You know, just this is episode 200. Oh, I remember when you started that fucking podcast. It was epic. I was drinking milk and then the first episode came on.

And I listened to it all three times in a row. I'm so supportive. Thank you. Thanks, Mark. Thank you so much, man. So I'm doing this new show. Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and Friends. Would you like to come on and play the star roles? Mark, I... Oh my god.

Seriously? Just for episode 200, boys. Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Okay. Our first TV deal, Matt. Our first TV deal.

Can you believe it? I can't! Matt, I just had one of the best dreams of my life. What was it, Ryan? It was episode 200 of the podcast, and Markiplier gave us a hit TV show. Well, guess what? That was no dream. It is episode 200 of the podcast.

And we're on a Markiplier TV show. Not that, but Markiplier did not invite us to be on a TV show. But it is episode 200 of Super Megacast. That was the dream part, was the Markiplier TV show. That was the dream part. This is episode 200. But it is episode. It is episode 200.

Okay. That's big. 200 dream part. This is episode 200. But it is episode... It is episode 200. Okay. That's big. 200. Well, welcome to episode 200 everybody. Woo! You threw something back and dropped it. Well, I tried to, as a celebratory move, I tried to toss a lighter in the air and catch it and I overshot it so it just fell behind my chair. Should I put Mark in the thumbnail

so people actually... Like just a real picture in him? So everyone everyone's like if we just put featuring markiplier if only april fools wasn't canceled this year due to covid i know which i had a little scare with april fools or covid uh i got i got a little cough and i got a little little tiny fever 99.5 and i was like, oh, shit. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, this is it.

And then it just went away. Yeah. I'm no expert. But from what I've read, of course, the symptoms vary. Mild symptoms usually will last a week to 10 days to even two weeks. And then severe symptoms could last a month and then go into months. That sounds fucking awesome. So the whole, like, you had it for, like, you felt that way for about 24 hours. I mean, you're still getting a test to be safe.

Oh, yeah, I'm still getting tested. But I'm saying, I'm keeping right now, since Ryan watched it in our own pods, we are social distancing. And when I opened the door to the Super Megaplex before Ryan came, I made sure I sanitized the door. Matt, you were masked? I was masked and I sanitized the door. You know how wary I am. I know how wary you are.

If I have COVID and it's just a very mild case, I don't want to give it to you and kill you. Dude, I would never forgive myself. And this podcast... I would hope not. I'd be dead. I wouldn't be able to forgive you, Matt. Don't say that. Can you just preemptively right now say it just in case? You want me to say that if you kill me,

that I forgive you and well the first of all there's no way to know it's from me uh-huh but if i blame myself and thought it was who else would i have gotten it from i asked somebody at the gas station i don't know dude yeah ryan does you think i just go to the gas station there's like 50 000 new cases a day hey can i get a can i get a pack of the four pack tic tacs and uh takes off my mask how you doing buddy can i get a kiss dude but can you just say it just so like if you pass away from covet i can play this back and not feel bad i can be like oh he forgave me it's okay he forgives me yeah i'll say it at some point no just say it now don't make me go digging for it don't make me go digging for it just i just

like oh he said the beginning of episode 200 so i can So you want me to say, like, Matt, I forgive you if I died of COVID. That's what you want me to say? And if, say, any guilt you might be feeling for possibly spreading it to me, I don't hold anything against you. As long as you tried your hardest not to get it and you were as careful as you humanly possibly could be. I don't know how I would have gotten it if i do have it of course if i if i didn't lie today and tell you i had no symptoms when actually i'm feeling horrible right now i'm so sick i'd be furious would you be how mad would you be like

they're like i'm trying to play it off but i'm drenched in sweat i'd probably stop the podcast and be like we'll continue this podcast. We have to continue. You look like my hands are shaking. I have sweat all over my face. Dude, I feel fine. I seriously feel fine. Uh-huh. I don't have COVID.

I promise. I don't have symptoms right now. I just have a little cough. I believe you. I believe you. Ryan, look at this. Look at this energy. I said I believe you.

When you just said that your eyes shifted to the left, which is a sign of, it's body language that you're lying. I'm a bit timid about that answer. You did it again. You just did it again. What do you mean? When someone's lying. My eyes moved to the right.

That means I'm telling the truth. No, they went to the left. That's the right. No, they didn't go to the right last time, though. They both went to the left. That's the right. That's your left. It's your left.

They moved to your left which means your line. Dude, I know all about body language. I've read books about female body language. Yeah, but do you know about pizza? Where was the first pizza made? Italy.

1972. Who made the first pizza? When were pepperonis first introduced to the pizza? Tony Pizzaria made it and the first pepperonis were introduced three years later in 1975.

What's Italian cheese? Italian cheese is a type of cheese that's produced in Italy from cows. And how can we have it in America? Because we live in a globalized society where there's global trade so they can make it in Italy and then ship it over here.

Can you make Italian, is Italian cheese, can you make that anywhere? I guess you could make that specific type of cheese in America. What kind of cheeses can goats make? Goat cheese. What kind of cheeses can humans make? Breast cheese, I guess you could make that specific type of cheese in America. What kind of cheeses can goats make? Goat cheese. What kind of cheeses can humans make?

Breast cheese, I guess. I guess humans can make cheese, yes. Can we buy human cheese? Can we? Is that like, can someone make cheese of their own milk and sell it? Yeah, definitely. You know, it's a free market. I would actually...

Does it come out as cheese? No, no, no, no. You have to, like... Well, I'm going to try to find me a market. I would actually. Does it come out as cheese? No, no, no, no, no. You have to, you have to like. Well, I'm going to try to find me a girl. Cheese doesn't come out of the cow as cheese. I'm going to find me a girl who, who can just produce cheese. Uh, this is, this is a call. I'll be sucking on them titties, getting some cheese whiz out.

It's like a little can of cheese whiz. Yeah, I just, I just, I just press on the areola. Get a little Ritz cracker. Yeah, thanks, baby. We're putting a call out to all pregnant or lactating women that would like to donate some breast milk so we could try to create human. I don't want to make any. I don't know if I trust myself in making the cheese. I would love to get someone to make it.

Harrison could make the cheese. Making cheese. You know how the first cheese was discovered? I think James Harrison could make the cheese. Making cheese, you know how the first cheese was discovered? They had, they used to drink out of, like, goat stomachs or, like, camel stomachs. Like, because it would hold it. Yeah, the skin. Yeah.

And it would have some bile in it and it mixed with milk. And then one day some dude was like, whoa, that's rancid. And then decided to eat it anyway. And we're like, that's pretty good. Oh. Oh. Oh. But the thing is, like, if cheese had never existed.

What if cheese tasted like shit the first time The first person tasted it Would there be no cheese That's disgusting I don't know why he ate it anyway When you think about what it is My milk went horribly bad It's thick and it smells horrible

Let me go ahead and eat it I'm going to keep doing this in the future If you have a cheese poo-poo platter, you're going to have some goat cheese, some brie, some cheddar. Goat cheese is one of my favorites. And one of them cheeses. What's your favorite cheese?

What's my favorite cheese? Cheddar? Sharp cheddar? That's one of my favorite cheeses, but I do have to say, if there's a plate of cheeses, my first go-to is goat. Yep. For me, it's goat.

So nice. Get some goat cheese. Put some pepper jelly on that shit. Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Goat cheese with jam on a cracker. And then Gouda. Gouda is my second.

I like soft cheeses. I love those soft cheeses. Apparently, it's pronounced how-da. Like how-da. That's how you say it. But I'm going to go to the store and be like, can I get some how-da, please? Apparently it's pronounced how-da. Like how-da. That's how you say it. But like, I'm going to go to the store and be like, can I get some how-da, please? Can I get some how-da, please? How-da, please.

I go the cheese. I, I, do you like really like strong, like stinky cheese? I like any type of cheese. You know? You like blue cheese? Yeah. I like blue cheese. I don't think I've had a cheese that I've not liked.

There was that one cheese. There's che cheese that i wouldn't eat every day that one cheese we had i wanted cheese night that one time that was like real specific it was just mold essentially yeah and it tasted a little it was a unique flavor but i don't know if it's like if i was gonna have like a platter with like cheese and crackers it's like i don't know if i'd go for that one again. Wow, the 200th episode. They're really pulling out all the stuff. What else are we supposed to talk about 200 episodes in? I'm talking about fucking cheese if I want. Cheese and crackers for the 200th episode?

Yeah, I really wouldn't know what to do for the 200th episode. I mean, I love- He says on the 200th episode. I love cheese. Yeah, no, I fucking love cheese. So why shouldn't we talk about cheese and crackers? Why not talk about it, bro? We have nothing planned for the 200th episode because it's just like any other episode. There's that story So why shouldn't we talk about cheese and crackers? We have nothing planned for the

200th episode. There's that story I apparently have to tell, which I think I've already told before someone pointed out. The Budweiser story. Yeah. Should I just say that? Should I just tell it now? In episode 101, okay, so little backstory real quick. Okay. In episode 100, we said leading up to 100, Ryan was

going to tell the great petroleum jelly story. Yes. And that was just, I was trying to tell the great petroleum jelly story. Yes. And that was, that was just, I was trying to put Ryan on the spot one day. I was like, tell the story about your mom with the petroleum jelly.

It was fake. Just to put him on the spot so he would come up with. But then people really got latched to it and they're like, we have to know the petroleum jelly story. So then Ryan made up

like a dumb little thing on episode 100 and people got really mad. So Ryan said to make it up and tell the Budweiser story in episode 200. And here we are. But I've already,

apparently someone shared on the Reddit or whatever You did tell it I already know what it is Yeah So go ahead and tell it again Okay So you're not breaking your promise Yes

Jim's Budweiser story By Ryan McGee Um Uh Illustrations by Ryan McGee I'll put some music Published by Ryan McGee I'll put music

Audio Uh Book Publications by Ryan McGee. I'll put music. Audio book publications by Ryan McGee. Mm-hmm. Voice narration by Ryan McGee. Okay. Title by Ryan McGee.

Concept by Ryan McGee. A Ryan McGee production. Let's hear it. So, I was out on the beach at 8 a.m. No, I was out on the beach at 8am. No, I couldn't imagine if I said the whole thing. Yo, I was out on the beach at 8am. So, you know, when you're

in the beach and you're a little boy. In the beach? Sorry, when you're on the beach in the ocean as a little boy, you're wearing your bathing suit. Sometimes you wear underwear with your bathing suit and Sometimes you wear underwear with your bathing suit, and sometimes you wouldn't. I didn't wear underwear under my bathing suit this particular time. And so everyone knows that inside the lining of the bathing suit, there's netting.

There's some netting there. Oh, yeah. And once that ocean sand gets in there, the salt and all that, you start to chafe. It starts to chafe, and you get like a red rash kind of just right next to your pubis. The crease where leg ends and pubis begins. Yes. That is

where the rash would be. And you know you'd try a lot of things to help it out. There would be a cream that you could use. You could slather it in cream. Get your dad to kiss it a little bit but stepdad okay stepdad to kiss a little bit and unfortunately there was there was no cream to be seen on the beach no one brought the cream god damn i know you never

forget the fucking cream oh rookie mistake so since there was no cream on the beach uh to lather my rash with, my stepfather, Jim, would offer us a beer, not to drink, but to put in our swim trunks to put right up against the rash. And the thing is, these are full cans of Budweiser. The king of beers, by the way. Yes. And it might have been Bud Light. The king of beers, by the way. Yes. It might have been Bud Light. It's whatever. It's one of those beers. Still the king of... No. Yeah. Related to it.

So that's essentially just that concept. Yeah. Because it's nice and cold up against the rash. Yeah, that's the Budweiser beer can story. And afterwards, Jim would take it, lick the outside of the can, and bring that thing down. Well, here's the thing. It's like there's no way Jim can run for political office now. Could you imagine him at the front, like, thing, and all of a sudden someone, he's at a debate.

And someone goes, no, Jim. Is this Jim asking Jim? No, no, no. Yes? Okay. So, on episode 200 of your Stepson's award-winning podcast, The Super Megacast, he mentions that he would get rashes and you would warm your beer on his nuts. Now, he's a young boy. Now, Ryan, how old were you at this time?

Um, I was... I'm very nervous. That's why I used this voice. Um, small. He was small. Gasps in the courtroom. I'm very nervous, that's why I used this voice Um Small He was small Gasps in the courtroom Boo Boo

And scene It's classic, dude And then Jim gets cancelled and can't run for office I think Jim's done enough On his own to not run for office There's nothing like the nuts of a stepson to warm your brew oh serious try it who needs koozies when you can just take your stepson's nut skin and wrap it around the beard try jim's new koozies it's made from 100 the nut sacks of step-sons.

We could sell those, dude. Of scared step-sons. Did it help the rash, though? I mean, it felt good because it was cold. I remember on the beach, if you got stung by a jellyfish, you're supposed to pee on it. Come on, Ryan. Do you have a rash? No, Jim.

I don't have a rash. Fuck. Please. God damn it. How am I supposed to warm my beer? It's too cold. Can't even touch it. How am I supposed to warm my beer? It's too up too cold Please please stuff it in your shorts 18 powder on you while you were sleeping the night before so there's there's the there's the

Beer can wise Budweiser swim trunks beach story. Budweiser. Yeah, there it is, guys. I guess we can end it here. Yeah. All right, guys. Thank you so much for listening. We'll see you guys next week in episode 201.

Joke never gets old. Never gets old. Ending it too early? Not even in episode 201. Come on. Come on. That's a lot of episodes. Usually, I'm known to be like, oh, episode 89. Damn, that's like 89 episodes.

It's 200. That's 200 episodes, man. We're in the 200s now, baby. No more double digits. No more triple starting with a one. We're in the 200s. How long did it take us to get here? Four years.

Four years. We're definitely not reaching 1,000. There's no way we're reaching 1,000. There's no way we're going to be doing it this long I don't know, Rhett and Link have been doing it for quite a bit Ian and Anthony Still at it Egoraptor and Danny Sexbang

Are popping And Donald Tronald Let me figure out What's a thousand So a thousand episodes times Okay Hold on, how do I do math on this No

Ryan, how do I do math? Shane Dutton. No. Jenna Ma No. Never mind. Ryan, how do I do the math to figure out how long it would take for us to hit episode How many weeks in a year? Like 56? 52? So we need 800 episodes at this point to hit 1,000. Yeah.

So 800 weeks So 800 divided. So 800. Divided by 52. And that's how many years? Oh, really? Right? Because that says 15.38 years. Yeah, it's going to take a bit.

Think, if it took us four years to just get to 200, that's 800 more podcasts. Oh, yeah, just do... I mean, it hasn't been exactly four years. Yeah, okay, so 800... A little over four years? 800 divided by... Sorry to all you math majors out there listening, I'm... I... I don't... I didn't finish school,

so... Yeah, 800-something more episodes divided by 52, the amount of weeks in a year. Yep, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, so 15 years. So in 2035, we'll hit episode 1,000. Okay, how long has... So Rhett and Link, when did they start their YouTube channel? I was thinking about this the other night because I was laying in bed.

It's 2020. YouTube started in 2000. People started getting on around 2007, 2006. I watched it before my balls dropped. I watched Rhett and Link before my testicles went boom. Yeah. So let's see. Good Mythical Morning.

I watched their old music videos. They had the one about the astronauts that clean up the space junk. The STD one. No, the ADD one. I don't remember the STD one. It's my ADD. And they had the cornhole one. And it turns into zombies or something.

Cornhole. They had one about cornhole. That was amazing. Julian Smith had Akber. It's a song about a corn stalk. That is character song. I love Julian Smith. He's wonderful.

He's old school. He doesn't do much any day. He just gets people mad now on Twitter. Does he? Yeah. Uh oh. Is he shaking up some feathers? Is he going, woo woo?

I don't know. I don't know. I see him tweet every now and then. but I just noticed that sometimes people are like, oh, wow, bad take, Julian. It's like, okay, I don't know. I miss him, man. I haven't seen anything he's posted in five years. He probably has a more professional crowd.

I think he has a podcast or something. I think he went on to do producing or directing or something. That's what we'll do. We'll be doing Christopher Nolan's producing one day. Yeah, for Tenet. Tenet's coming out this year still. What is that movie about? Time. Does anyone

know what it's about? Time heals wounds. Okay. I was watching clips from Interstellar this weekend in my backyard. Which one? Of him crying in the spaceship or crying in the truck? Okay, crying in the spaceship. That's a fucking good scene. It's so good. I like the one where he's crying in the

truck more. I don't remember that one. What? Wait, wait. I haven't seen Interstellar in years. But the scene where he's in the spaceship? I'm not talking about Dallas Buyers Club when he's crying in the truck. I haven't seen Dallas Buyers Club. I'm talking about when he's crying in the truck and driving and he's like... no, he's like.

Yeah, I remember now. It's the Lincoln commercial. Well, he was in the Lincoln Lawyer. He was in the movie called the Lincoln Lawyer with Ryan Felipe. Oh, the wrestler. I saw that in theaters with my mom. It's a perfect just mother son film. That sounds like it.

I always saw movies of my mom like that too. It's like the genre movie that's like, no one's going to really watch this ever, except for like a mom and her son that are like, well, we're free on this Saturday. I remember him from Fool's Gold. Is that what she said? Right? I remember him from Fool's Gold. My cousin at the time, he got to see Fool's Gold in theaters and it was PG-13.

And apparently there was a scene where from far away a woman takes off her top and you see her ta-tas. I never saw the movie but damn a PG-13 movie where you can see ta-tas

how come little Ryan didn't take that? How come he didn't go one ticket for Fool's Gold please I'm a big Matthew McConaughey fan and a fan of his since Friday the 13th in space. Or whatever Friday the 13th movie he was in.

He was in a Friday the 13th movie? Yep. Really? Oh, I didn't know that. I can't remember which one. A bad one. Either that or one of those shitty horror icon movies that made it up to the umpteenths, you know, where they start going to space.

Or like, Jason goes to hell. Remember they did Jason goes to New York or some shit like that. He goes to real life New York City. He did though. He did. Dude. Holy shit. There's um, oh, there was a movie.

Okay. There's a movie with Seth Rogen where he falls in a vat of pickles and he freezes and he gets unfrozen in the future and he ends up in real life New York City. And he's a pickle, right? It's called Pickle Man. No, he plays old Seth Rogen. Well, he plays older Seth Rogen. It's called Pickle Man, right?

Then there's younger Seth. Yeah, Pickle Man. It's not out yet. No. And you know we will go see it together when it comes out. Dude, I haven't been a fan of any of his stuff since like after Neighbors 2. I didn't like Neighbors 2.

I didn't like Neighbors 1. I didn't like Neighbors 1. I found Neighbors 1 fun because I saw it with some friends and there was a bunch of ha ha funnies. They were just women in the movie and I was not a big fan of that. That was Neighbors 2. There were still women in Neighbors 1 but Neighbors 2 was the one where they really went all SJW on us. Yeah, fuck that shit

dude. Okay? FTS. Fuck that shit. I want my bro comedies to be full of penises and no vagina the last Seth Rogen film that I liked was This is the End I believe I watched it again recently about a month ago

I haven't seen it in a while I want to watch The Interview again I liked The Interview I didn't like it upon my first viewing but I've just kind of like just because of what it is and politically

what it was at the time and the whole like controversy I watch it and I'm more interested just thinking of the controversy that it had

and made still haven't seen Pineapple Express I like that I thought you did I've never seen it it's around kind of like

the same ballpark of when they were doing Superbad yeah it's that era of comedy they same ballpark of when they were doing Superbad. Yeah, it's that era of comedy. They're getting that crew together. I can't wait until like three years from now when that era of movie's back, rock music's back, COVID-19. Dude, Rock of Ages with Tom Cruise?

What a great movie. I saw it at theaters. What an awful movie. I've seen so many fucking bad movies. I've seen more bad movies than decent movies, I would say. That sucks because then there's decent movies, but then there's good movies. I've seen more bad movies than decent movies. I would say. That sucks, because then there's decent movies, but then there's good movies. Yes. Then there's good movies, then there's great

movies. You know, a good movie I watched But after great movies, there's brilliant movies. Then there's cinema. After that. Yeah. I watched Too bad it's only in French. Yeah. When I was in bed with COVID-19 That's what he just did. That's how I move on from substance. When I was in bed with COVID-19 That's what he just did

That's how I move on from substance When I was in bed with COVID-19 I decided to go re-watch Some old movies I liked So I watched District 9 That movie holds up, that movie's really fucking good I have to re-watch Balto I don't know, we're talking about re-watching movies

It's a movie that came to mind Yeah, it's the animated movie that starts off in live action With the old lady at the bench with the Balto statue and she's telling some odd story about Balto. And she's sitting there with a box of chocolates. And it goes to animated and it has the really scary fucking bear in it and the two dumb bears. And

one of the only bears, the only sounds it can make is the big fat one that goes, something like that. And then there's the fucking goose. They have to save that sick kid or else she'll die. Or he'll die. I don't even need to see the movie now. Someone will die.

I just saw it on my head from what you told me. You don't even know about the mean wolf. Oh, dude! You spoiled Balto for me! You still could watch Balto 2! No, it's fucking ruined, dude. I haven't even seen Balto 2. I'm going to spoil Bolt for you.

Speaking of movies with dogs. I've never seen Bolt. I've never seen the trailers. I wasn't a child,to 2. I'm going to spoil Bolt for you. Speaking of movies with dogs. I've never seen Bolt. I remember seeing the trailers, even as a, like, I guess as a, I wasn't a child, but I was still young.

When I saw the trailers for that, I was just not interested at all. Who was his voice? John Travolta was Bolt? Wasn't John Travolta Bolt? It was someone, someone big. Look it up.

I bet you I have this, I didn't even see the movie, I bet you I know this shit. Dude, what about when Owen Wilson was live action Marmaduke? Dude, we should watch that shit. What about Tim Allen?

Tim Allen? Yeah, what about Tim Allen as the shaggy DA? As the what? The shaggy DA. The shaggy dog. Was that a movie? Do you remember when Tim Allen turns into a dog? And he's a DA?

That's happened to so many stars like that. Look up shaggy dog. It's the Tim Allen movie where he turns into a dog. And he's a DA? That's happened to so many stars like that. Look up Shaggy Dog. It's the Tim Allen movie where he turns into a dog. John Travolta did play Bolt. Miley Cyrus was Penny. I don't care. All I need to know is that I was right. Take that, cine-nerds.

I knew that Bolt was voiced by John Travolta. Dude, if we were at a random bar in Oklahoma that was having a movie trivia night, we'd fucking win. Because you'd be like, last question for the winner. Who voiced Bolt in Disney's 2008 animated feature, Bolt? Josh Evolka! Yeah, probably. And then we'd win like a free beer mug with the bar's logo on it.

I love going to Bubba Gump's and them spitting trivia at me. You know, what are they going to do? Did you fart? No, I didn't. Okay, just checking. Why? I'm just checking. We're like six feet apart.

Just got a whiff of something. I don't know. That's probably your upper lip. Yeah, I know. I started watching Quigley. What's that? Seriously? What the fuck is Quigley?

You don't know what Quigley is? I don't know what Quigley is. What is Quigley? Is it a show? It's a movie with Gary Busey Oh god I love Gary Busey He's a CEO Of like a company Does he turn into a dog? Yeah and he dies

And he gets sent back to earth As a dog to make people happy And he's like What am I gonna do now that I'm Quigley? And he's a Pomeranian. You've never seen the trailer for this, dude? No! Dude, okay. I'm gonna pause the podcast to show you this because I can't believe you haven't heard of this.

I watched 20 minutes of it and turned it off because it wasn't even funny bad. Well, I got a funny movie that you can watch. It's called Old Dogs with John Travolta and Robin Williams. It's hilarious. Okay. Everyone should go out right now, stop the podcast, go watch Old Dogs, come back

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At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time Alright What did you think about Quigley? Very interesting I liked how it was shot on a Sony HD video camcorder From like Best Buy Yeah like the ones they'd have on display you could play with

Yeah Did you ever fuck around in stores like that and you'd like pick up the camera? Video camcorders? Yeah. Oh, dude, the flip. Fuck, that takes me back. I never got one, though. I wanted one so bad.

I got it for my birthday. They're too expensive. I got it for my birthday and I was so happy. I got a video now, though, so. Dude, shut up, man. I couldn't record with it, but I could watch Timmy Turner. Shark Week. Had the Shark Week video now discs.

Video now. I couldn't afford video now. That was rich kid shit. It's a camcorder's rich kid shit. Flip some rich kid shit. Yeah, but I was passionate about filmmaking. I wasn't passionate about Timmy Turner and Shark Week. My mom was passionate about spoiling her son.

Well, she was trying to make up for the divorce. Yeah. So that's why you got that stuff. Yeah, that too. Bleep that out. Bleep that out. I got a flip camera and I was filming my friend shoot some hoops and I was like don't hit the camera dude

and he threw the ball straight at the camera and broke my fucking flip camera I was livid but you could just flip it out I know you could but now it didn't work anymore I couldn't flip it out anymore the screen was just black now and it wouldn't film anything I know there was a show called Zoom

was there some sort of camera called Zoom Or some shit like that Zoom video cam Probably that sounds familiar My very first camera was the Oh fuck what was it called What was Shit what was this

Oh my god dude it was by Mattel My very first video camera. And the lens was the size? The Vidster. It was the Vidster. Do you remember the Vidster? It came with different skins you could put on the side of it, like army camo or pink or lava. Yes. Yes! Okay, I was right.

I remember being obsessed with this camera because of how boxy it looked. I was like, oh, that looks so cool. Hold on. Let me get a peek. Oh dude, there's chocolate on the table. I'm gonna eat some fucking chocolate. God damn. Let me get in there. Fuck yeah. Oh, strawberry chocolate. Okay. From Japan. I remember I really wanted a Sony HD video camera when I was in middle school going into high school. So I made a shoe box where I printed off a picture of the camera and I put it on top and i made like a fund box where i'd go do chores for my neighbors and they'd give me cash and i'd put the money in there to save up for my camera and i never got it

because i never reached my goal but now i'm a big shot youtuber so go f yourself i was reading about uh i'm trying to cut back on social media a little bit Cause like there's some I've never really had a big problem with social media But there's something about right now during COVID-19 And all the world events where it's just starting to like Eat away at my brain It's just so much

I'm just sad as fuck man I know it just makes me sad every time I go on And it's like remember the days of Harambe dude Which actually was trending yesterday Was it his anniversary? Dude I've been watching The Smithsonian history or whatever And it's like, remember the days of Harambe, dude? Which actually was trending yesterday, but... Was it his anniversary? Dude, I've been watching the Smithsonian history or whatever. The Smithsonian YouTube channels.

They have like a 43-minute mini-doc about like a small group of baby orangutans that they like they teach them to open up coconuts they teach them like they take them to the river so they learn like kind of like oh wow flowing water i can i can splash around in it i can drink it you know and they're teaching them all these cool things and they're so cute and i love it oh well that actually ties in what i was about to say was i've been shrinking social media so so so much of a bummer these days because 2020 is just I'm trying to replace time I know I'm on social media

with just going through the Wikipedia app. So I just saved a ton of Wikipedia pages and when I'm laying in bed, I'll start reading Wikipedia instead and then I'll find other pages that go down a rabbit hole and I, guess what? I even started using my powers to start editing Wikipedia pages.

Not as a joke. Okay, for instance, you know what? The Wikipedia app, I guess, detected I was on there for a long period of time and was like, would you like to help Wikipedia? And I was like, fuck yeah. So I was reading a list of train crashes and there was one that happened in Ethiopia and it wanted a subtext for it.

So I put Ethiopian rail disaster. So now that's on that Wikipedia page because of me. Ooh. Yeah. So. Damn. Yeah. That's you.

That's internet history. I'm contributing to Wikipedia now. Unless they take it down. No, it was, it was, it stayed. It's confirmed. Okay. Because it's accurate. Because I don't want to fuck around on Wikipedia.

I want to, there's something actually like very pleasing about like putting a little info on Wikipedia and be like, I did that. I did that. So now you need to create whole pages. That's your next big goal. Some pages only have like two sentences. There's some things that I could easily do pages about that don't have a page or don't have a lot. But you also don't want to put your bias in on it too.

Well, if I added Wikipedia, I would try to make it as objectively just objectively, just like an encyclopedia as I could just fact-based, you know? So everyone that says Wikipedia is not a good source of information. Just know that, just tell your teachers that Matt Watson now has the power to edit articles. So let me tell you the exact article. I had a little fingerprint on, okay? Ethiopian Rail... Hold on a second. I was... Hold on a second. There it is.

Here it is. The Awash Rail Disaster. See that gray right there, the little thing? Yeah. Ethiopian Rail Disaster. I put that there. Ooh. Because it's known as the Ethiopian Rail Disaster?

No, it's just that the subtext is like, what is this event? Like, in a short, you know, series of words. and there was nothing there before no it said add it said how many pages don't have those on there a lot and he said he wanted me to start helping adding them so i'm lately i've been going through and i'll be i'll read a page and it's like add a subtext and i'll be like okay ethiopian rail disaster that's really cool it's fun dude it's it's it sounds dumb but in 2020 you got to find the simple pleasures in life. Exactly. Well, one simple pleasure is Animal Crossing put out its summer update. Unfortunately, I think there's like three or four new fish or something like that. Not that many.

Oh, they put new fish in? There's like 20-something. There's a shit ton of new bugs. I didn't know they were going to add more. Oh, dude, I'm a fuck-up. I haven't played in over a month. They added swimming. I missed all the mayfish and bugs.

June? Did you miss May? No, I missed just June. Okay. Well, I mean, the thing is, sharks are still in the waters. Could I time travel back just for a day? I'm sure you could. Yeah.

I mean, you've time traveled before. Yeah. I'm the douchebag that doesn't time travel. Well, I just feel like people are going to judge me. No one judges you. I think from what I've seen, there is a camp of time traveling versus not time traveling. Animal Crossing purists. But I think a lot of time travelers aren't people who are new to the game. They're people who have played the previous games and they kind of know what Animal Crossing is

and they just kind of want to do their own thing with it. I've played them all for like 15 years. I fucking love Animal Crossing. This is legitimately my first Animal Crossing that I've just kind of want to do their own thing with it. I've played them all for like 15 years. I fucking love it. This is like my first, this is legitimately my first Animal Crossing that I've had for my own. You know, we played the GameCube one on the channel and that was my first experience. Well,

technically my first experience was New Leaf. I played like four or five hours. I don't know why I didn't get into that one. People, people say that's the best one. I just, I just didn't get a, New Horizons is by far the best.

I didn't get in there. And yeah, I love New Horizon. You have to have a swimsuit. So I'm waiting for my swimsuit to come in to go swimming. I got to get back on it. I kind of want to like really start doing my town. You know what made me sad the other day?

What? I took the Nintendo Wii we have at the office home because I got Guitar Hero 3 World Tour. Ooh. Yeah. I saw it on eBay and it was like 20 bucks. And I was like, I got to fucking play some Guitar Hero 3 World Tour. Ooh. Yeah, I saw it on eBay, and it was like 20 bucks, and I was like, I gotta fucking play some Guitar Hero. I love that game. So I brought the Wii home for a couple days,

and I wanted to put the disc in, and I pressed eject. Our Animal Crossing disc came out, and I was like, fuck, that takes me back, man. Because it just made me think about Borat, and now it's gone. Borat's all gone. The only thing that's left is that new place. New place?

That new, that new island that we have. Dilbert. Dilbert. Well, Borat will always be with us in our memories, you know?

I knew y'all didn't care about that new town. No, it just, okay, what happened with our New Horizons series is that it just,

it hit at the worst time because that's right when the pandemic started so we didn't get to just sit here and keep playing it a lot we were like it's trying to social distance and then by the time we upload more episodes people like you're so far behind we're still uh doing major social distancing between you and i we're uh we tried there will be some weeks where we'd really try to hit up a good bit of the week work week but there's some weeks we're like fuck, fuck, you know, one to two days. I don't know. I just, I just feel that, I don't know.

I get so anxious when I, when I talk about it, because there are some people who said, you know, you're being overly cautious. And then there are people who are, you know, you weren't being cautious enough. You know, I don't know what to do. There's like 50,000 new cases a day in the U.S. Yep. So, right now. Heading towards 100 probably.

Yeah, so it's really bad right now. Not good. And I am just... I'm a little bit nervous. I'm a little bit nervous. But we still have some Let's Plays to put out. We still... We got big projects we're working on too.

We have a big one we're working on too we have a big one we're working on uh after continuing that and then jackson is finally getting back soon so drunk drawing okay the reason drunk drawing i we mentioned this before but the reason i went on hiatus is because i would say jackson is a somewhat like made like he's a he's like a producer of the show in a sense like he gathers everything together he he makes the uh recipes he he kind of we kind of give him subjects that we'd like to do and he kind of decides yeah he'll make a cocktail out of it so he's been in south carolina for like two months yeah uh because of an incident and we like the way the new drunk drawing is where the drinks are themed after the game. I don't want to just us doing shots or us bullshitting.

I don't know. Us bullshitting. I like the way drunk drawing is set up with us having a drink. And I like the Patreon perks we can do with it, too. Like the extra drawing and the card with the drink recipe. Yeah. So drunk drawing will get started back up again. I'm excited about that.

And our mail videos. We haven't checked the P.O. box in so long because of the pandemic. Is it safe to check mail now? Did they say that it's fine? I don't know. Post office is not a good place because everyone's in there touching shit.

People aren't following the guidelines so they'll all be really close together. Yeah. I told you about that fight I had with that lady at the post office.

Yep. I keep seeing her. I've seen her three times since that day. Do you think she recognizes you? No. I'm in my car every time keep seeing her. I've seen her three times since that day. Do you think she recognizes you? No. I say it's, I'm in my car every time I see her.

There was this dumb bitch at the post office. What's she doing there so often? She's putting everyone at risk. Well, she, she was this woman that was covered head to toe. Like I couldn't even see what she looked like because she just had sunglasses, bandana over her face,

bicycle helmet, leggings, like probably like 50, 60 years old. And she's standing outside the post office. I haven't told the story leggings, like probably like 50, 60 years old. And she's standing outside the post office. I haven't told the story on Super Mega. She's, I haven't, I just told you. She's standing outside the post office and I had to go get a stamp, right?

I had to go mail something off. I had to go get a stamp so I could mail a check. Stamps these days are what? 50 cents? 40, 50? Jesus. I know, right? And, um, she's standing outside the door and I, I'm walking up to the post office and she goes, Hey, Hey, I'm in line. Okay. I know, right? And she's standing outside the door and I

I'm walking up to the post office and she goes Hey, hey, I'm in line. Okay, I'm in line. Just to let you know. So we're waiting out here. And I was like, oh, okay, no problem. So I stand behind her and it's like 90 degrees outside. It was hot. It was one of those LA days. A sweltering day. A sweltering day.

And more people kind of get in line behind us and every time someone comes to get line, she goes, hey, we're in line. Just so you know, we're in line. She said we, so she includes you. She did. It's a nice gesture. And then someone comes up, walks up to the door with a package that you see it's already done.

Like they've already filled it all out and put all the labels on it. So they just have to drop it off. Yeah. She goes, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm just dropping off this package. She goes, no, the line's back here. He's like, well, for drop it. So they just have to drop it off. Yeah. She goes, what are you doing? And he's like, I'm just dropping off this package. No, the lines back here.

He's like, well, for drop off, I don't have to be in line. I can just drop it off. She's like, no, we're social distancing.

We're waiting out here. And he's like, okay. So he gets in line and then we're just standing there. And she goes, absolutely, absolutely ridiculous. Like to herself.

Yeah. Or like to, to like out loud. Yes. And yeah. Okay. At this point, I'm like, I'm all like to her to like out loud yes and yeah okay at this point i'm like i'm all like i'm all for social distancing but she's kind of like control like being really controlling and well from what you told me there are places inside that are six feet apart but she wouldn't let y'all in so so a girl just decides she's like the girl and the guy that had the

package like after like five minutes like we're going in so she's like no you're not and they're like yeah shut up lady and they go in she goes what a bunch of fucking morons jesus christ and they go inside and when the girl pops her head back out and she's like there's only one person in here and there's like six spots inside that you can stand on that are six feet apart. And she's like, no, no one's going inside. And I was like, I'm going to go inside because there's AC. So I start walking to the door and she jumps in front of the door and she goes, she goes, back up, step away from me, step back up, back up, back off. And I was like, what are you doing?

And she's like, we're waiting outside. These health workers, I mean, these postal workers will get sick because of us. And I was like, we're all wearing masks and gloves. We're all six feet apart and there's designated spots inside and there's nobody in there. I'm going to go in. And she moves to the side and I go in and she's like outside screaming at everybody. So then everyone else comes inside and like everyone's six feet apart waiting in line. Does she stand in her little circle? She comes inside and she gets to the front of the line.

And she stands right in the middle of like three spaces. So like to take up three spaces. So I went and I just got to the closest space next to her. Because if she's on that space, I'm going to go to the next space. And she goes, what do you think you're doing? And I was like, well, you should be in that space. But since you're taking up these, I'm going to stand in the next space and she goes what do you think you're doing and i was like well you should be in that space but since you're taking up these i'm gonna stand in the next closest space which is how the line works see the spots that they've set up for everybody and she goes you don't fucking

get it do you so so you decided to become a domestic terrorist to prove a point yeah and i was like i was like no i i think we get it and you don't. See the spaces to stand on? And she's like, you are a fucking idiot. And then she gets in a fight with this other woman. And the other woman goes, like, while she's yelling at her, the other woman goes, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up, lady. Shut up. And then everyone laughed. And then she went and mailed her package and then screamed at everyone and left. And that was my experience with the post office. And then, like, a week later, I'm driving my car around the same area and I see her on her bike. And that was my experience with the post office. And then like a week later, I'm driving my car around the same area and I see her on her bike. And I was like, there's that bitch.

And then like two weeks later, I'm right near my house and I see her biking right near my house. And I'm like, oh, she lives near you? Yeah, she lives right near me. Yeah. And I was like, there she is. And I saw her one more time with Carson.

And I was like, she's like a demon. Why is she haunting me? Why do I keep seeing her? She's making sure everyone's social distancing. Why is she haunting? Why do I keep seeing her? She, she's, she's making sure everyone's social distancing. She didn't give a fuck about social distancing. It was just a control thing.

Yeah. A lot of people will use any other, any kind of thing as an excuse to kind of be more controlling and manipulative. You've seen it in like, uh, the, the, the two biggest forums I've seen the smallest amount of power go to someone's head would

be like Twitch and Reddit. Like Twitch moderators and Reddit. Oh, yeah. Can I use a slur real quick on the podcast? Yeah. She was a Karen. Ooh. Yes.

Cancel me over that one, Karens. Oh. Oh, wah, wah. I love the people that are like really offended by the term Karen. Well, they're Karens. They're proving the namesake true. Like, somebody go home and call my mom a Karen because she knows what it is. Because I remember when she was here for Thanksgiving.

My mom's definitely been a Karen. Dude, have you ever just been like, I don't know if it's just the disconnect between being an adult and a child, but just embarrassed by how kind of up front your mother is to another adult in front of you. Yes. My mom never really did too much of that, but we would go out to dinner. My mom stands her fucking ground.

Yeah, my mom, she's a pussy. She has one too. That's a big pussy too. My dad would do that sometimes. And I would just be like, dad, come on. But we went out to dinner with my... Well, your dad's also the type of guy that if you go to San Jose's in South Carolina, Mexican restaurant, he'll be like, two waters, por favor.

What? They appreciate it. I'm connecting to their folks. Dos margaritas, por favor. That did happen once once of course it did and probably happens he probably does the same thing at taco bell and it's like what are you doing he's like i'm they appreciate i'm connecting to their culture i'm like you they go in the kitchen they're making fun of you they're calling you a gringo but racist i would we i would go out

to dinner with a family friend every now and then. And she was, she was like, if she, if she would find a reason to like complain. And if, if something was wrong with the food, like it's not hot enough, like that type of person, she would like berate the staff. And I remember like,

I was a kid. I'd sit there. I was big. Oh my God. This is so humane. I just, people who are sad in there. Like I just shut down.

I was like, this is so embarrassing. And I was too young to be like, hey, stop treating him like that. Because as a kid, you're not going to jump out and be like,

hey, stop being a bitch. Because it's like an older adult. But God, I cannot stand people that berate staff like that. Me and my mom will get into spats. She doesn't berate staff like that.

But if I disagree with the way she's handling a situation, whether it be customer service or whatever, I'm like, mom, then and she'll just it's me calling her out that I think that I think sparks it well

just fucking will pound each other's faces fight right in the car yeah she'll fucking throw me down on my side and break my hip man I remember we had to we could talk about it now but that happened while we were recording super mega once like in the same in a happened while we were recording Super Mega once. In a month while we were working on Super Mega, we had to put a hiatus on because you had a broken hip.

Well, yeah. It all started because I had a coupon that apparently wasn't registering, and I told the cashier, don't worry about it. And then my mom was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Scan it again. I was like, come on, Mom. You don't have to do this. It's fine. It's like it's 50 cents off of Tide. Tide costs a good bit to begin with.

I'm not really saving that much it's probably probably expired already and the guy's like okay i mean i i he scans it again of course it's probably shows expired he's like no you know what call your manager up here i said mom it's it's not that and before i could say another word she fucking pulled my hair and took me out into the parking lot and slammed my hip into the, what are those things called? That like, uh, the bumpers for cars. Like the, like the little, the thing that in each parking space. Yeah. Yeah.

Concrete thing. Yeah. And like my, my, my hip hit that and kind of just shattered. And I was just, I remember you couldn't walk. Yeah. But I, I know I, I try not to question her too much. It's better that way. Yeah.

It's just a difference of opinion. But yeah, some people just can't handle a, you know, know well. That coupon story really just brought back a bunch of memories where when I would work food, like someone would come in with a coupon that was like expired. Yeah. And I'd be like, you know, I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry, this coupon is no longer active. And she'd be like, no, you're going to take it. The worst one is the people at Food Lion who would have like 20 coupons.

And I'm all for, I love watching each coupon scanned. It's a fun thing. You see the prices go down. It's like a little achievement. One of those coupons doesn't work. That person's whole fucking life gets thrown into like this just a frenzy you're gonna count the coup because in their head it's like no i i did all the planning i had all the coupons prepared i had the exact amount that i was gonna save it's like at first they're nice

because you know they're saving money and you know you'll do a quip it's like oh wow i guess i'm gonna have to be paying you after this i Scan it again. Yeah. Then one doesn't work. It's like, scan it again. Get your manager up here. Get the manager, call the manager right now. See, I don't see an expiration on this. Yeah. But sometimes, well, did you accidentally rip off the expiration? Finally, the manager has to go in your ear and be like, just, just, just, just, no. I mean, like if, if customers do complain about a coupon or do complain about like this said that it was on sale, a big one is a customer would come to the front this is just an easy way to get something uh i'm i'm not trying to give any tips here but at least

when i worked there was it was just an easy way to get something off though someone will uh bring you an item be like hey this says that there should be a food line had mvp discounts i don't know if they have the same dude were those the little things where the coupons go out of the remember the little like boxes the coupons would be cards the little boxes the coupons would slide out of? Well, the MVP cards were just kind of like the Ralph's card. I remember. My mom had one for Food Lion. Yeah, and so you would just... Oh, fuck. What was I saying?

A way that people would get free stuff. Not free stuff, but just get a better discount. They'd be like, this item said that the MVP discount, the MVP sticker said they were two dollars off and then it's like i'll have to like get off the register and go check and it's like no it's not well that's not where i found it i found it here and it'd be like they said that they found it under some kind of uh on the shelf next to it, but it was essentially they would, they would look at an item that had an MVP price. For example,

like they'd look at the food lion salsa and then they'd look at a name brand salsa and they tried to get the same deal as one of those other brands on another brand. And so it was just, they just complain and complain and complain. And then eventually you just have to get it away. We'll give you, they know that they,

they know that if they make a big enough deal you're just gonna finally do it like it won't happen if if like they they're please come on do that but if they make a big stink about it that you just need to get them you need to get them out of your line so you can continue ringing because then you're gonna have a whole line and then stresses you out yeah i remember here's a tip that worked at chick-fil-a i'm gonna get sued for this one i'll give you guys a little secret no this is bad what naughty what at least when I worked there this was kind of what the policy would be someone would drive through the drive through

and I'm sure it did happen on purpose but it usually was an accident someone would pull up and be like you know what I just realized it on my car oh you can have the meal for free so uh I'm not endorsing that but I remember giving many people free meals because I'm like, don't worry about it.

And the managers would tell me to do that. Yeah. So. I just remember being people trying to con me a lot. Oh, I remember that too. Because I remember this person, like they'd come to the drive-thru and be like, hey, I just came through 20 minutes ago and I paid. And you're like, I forgot to get my food. And I'm like, I've been working this window six hours. You did not come through. He's like, well, I'm not I forgot to get my food. And I'm like, I've been working this window six hours.

You did not come through. He's like, well, I'm not leaving until I get my food. And it's like, okay, well, here's your food. A big one that actually got me was that someone would cut out the barcode of, say, like the water. And water's cheap as fuck. And they would essentially like, because if it's a heavy beer can thing, we can use the self-scanner.

Someone's like, just give me that. I can scan it. And, you know, sometimes you're working. You're like, yeah, okay. You're not supposed to let the customer scan. Or even if you do, you're not looking all the way. But they would rip off the barcode of the water display or the water bottles. And put it on beer?

And they just kind of hold it there on the beer. So when they lifted it up to scan it, you may not notice it, but it just scans the water display or the water bottles. And they just kind of hold it there on the beer so when they lifted it up to scan it, you may not notice it, but it just scans the water. It's like $2.89 for like a fucking huge thing of beer. I remember one woman got away with it and left and I had to go clean restrooms as a punishment.

I got in trouble for that kind of shit too. It was rush hour and I accidentally took a counterfeit $10 bill. And like when you're at that window at a drive-thru window for like six hours straight you gotta and it's people are just back and forth oh especially busy hour and like this it's the same thing in busy hour and you have those drive-thru line around the block i'm just like i'm trying to go fast because the way that the way it would work with the drive-thru is when an order hits the drive-thru, it's green. And then after one minute, it becomes yellow.

And then after like a minute and a half or two minutes, it becomes red. And on your screen, you have all the orders. So if you get backed up, your screen is all red and you'll get yelled at. They're like, you have too many orders in the red. Come on, hurry it up. Pick it up. So I took a $10 bill. And I'm sorry, the fucking multi-billion dollar corporation just lost $10.

But they brought me in the back and they held it up for up for everyone everyone had to come look at it and i got in trouble for it and i was like i'm pretty sure they took it out of my paycheck and i'm like fuck that that's a fucking multi-billion dollar corporation a guy accidentally takes the guy that is not even making ten dollars an hour boom it's a whole hour of work gone more than that fuck that shit corporations are not epic. They're not. They suck. But, uh...

There's no ethical consumption under capitalism. Look where we are now, man. Yeah. We're recording a podcast in a beautiful studio. Well, in a house that we made into a studio. But, you know... I gotta go take the check to the landlord today. I couldn't fucking imagine still working at that food line.

Yeah, I did not like working service. I'm not saying that people who work at food line, it's like, oh my God. Peasants. For me, I'm just happier that I was lucky enough to be able to do this shit. Absolutely. Look where we are, 200 episodes later. I know. Crazy.

Honestly, when we started this podcast, the very first episode, I was like, I never imagined getting to episode 200. Because I remember thinking like, dude, episode 30 sounds so far away. Or like, dude, I remember when I would have the thumbnail thing on my computer, just see what it looked like. When we were only like two episodes in, I would change it to like 142. Because I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's what it would look like in one day. That's 200. Joe Rogan has 1,000 episodes. Shut up, dude.

I don't give a fuck about Joe Rogan. He has over 1,000 episodes. I don't care, dude. That's 200. Joe Rogan has 1,000 episodes. Shut up, dude. I don't give a fuck about Joe Rogan. He has over 1,000 episodes. I don't care, dude. We're better than Joe Rogan. Ben Shapiro has, I don't know how many episodes Ben Shapiro has. Probably a billion.

More than Super Mega. Okay. Okay, so, so these Super Mega guys. Trump, yeah, okay, so Trump retweeted a video of a dude screaming white power, but he probably had his sound off

on the computer. Oh, shit. Politics time, ladies and gentlemen. Boom, boom, boom. Here we go. He did retweet a video of a dude. Yay's in. Oh, yay's in.

Yay's in. Yay for president, y'all. So Trump's getting another four terms, right? Sorry. Four terms? No, no, no, no. Well, he is getting another four terms in terms of he's getting another one. Then his daughter's going to have two.

And then one of the juniors will have one, I'm sure. We'll get Eric and then we'll get Donald Trump Jr. Dude, look at this picture of Donald Trump Jr. I have saved on my phone. I just found this yesterday. Ooh, dude, I'm about to own the Trumps with ugly picture of Donald Trump Jr. Is it a funny picture of Donald Trump Jr.? It's this. He has to be played by Jonah Hill if they make a movie soon. Trump Jr. Is it a funny picture of Donald Trump Jr.? It's a it's this.

He has to be played by Jonah Hill if they make like a movie soon. Like couldn't Jonah Hill play him perfectly if Jonah Hill gained the way back? What do you think of Kanye? Running for president? Yeah. I think it's absolutely stupid as fuck. Do you think that all it does? Do you think he's dropping music soon and this is just another one of those big things? I don't think he's actually running for president.

Because he's teased this before. I think if he actually does end up on the ballot, that's bad because it of those big things. I don't think he's actually running for president. He's teased this before. I think if he actually does end up on the ballot, that's bad because it's just going to... I don't think he can end up on the ballot. It's going to divide people's votes, which means more people will vote for Trump. And then people that would vote for someone other than Trump... Can he get on the ballot? Probably. He's a billionaire.

I don't know. That's what we need. We need another billionaire president. That's what the people need. It's't know. That's what we need. We need another billionaire president. That's what the people need. It's just funny. Kanye's done this before. I'm running for president. Psych. Running as an independent party. He's got Kim Kardashian

as our... She'd be our first lady. We'd have the Kardashians in the house. Dude, we'd have another first lady that we've seen naked in the news. You know that they would do a reality TV series in the White House. They would. With the Kar- They'd be like keeping up with the-

There's no way. Oh my God. What if, dude? They'd do Keeping Up with the Kardashians in the White House. That is exactly if the world were made to be its just like worst self, that's what would happen. Kanye West versus Donald Trump and then- It's a reality show in the White House like the

Kardashians in Miami how they did that one the spinoff and all that shit now they're gonna do Chloe in the house what is it dude oh my god could they do that I wonder why Trump hasn't done that a reality show in the White House what's gonna be the first

president who has like a YouTube channel? Me. Nah. President Watson. Okay, also our next door neighbors are having a very loud Armenian party right now. Listen to that. You hear that? Very Armenian.

It's dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. I know it's Armenian because of the rhythm. Because all Armenian pop songs have the exact same rhythm. It's dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. Well, American pop songs all have the same rhythm. They do. But Armenian music uses like weird-ass chords. Some unique chords.

How about that? They have half notes, too. Because I think a lot of their music is Arabic-derived. And Arabic has half notes that we don't have in our music. So that's why when Arabic guys sing, it's like... It's really pretty, actually. Is this going to cancel us? I can't be canceled.

You are Middle Eastern, so do you give me the pass to do the Arabic singing? I guess I could. Well, here's the thing. If we did the Mongolian throat singing. You are sad. SpongeBob. SpongeBob laughing. It's just that classic kind of like when you transition to a desert it just goes

I got it Spongebob but he's in the middle east I like it that's good that's a good bit right I'm gonna have to test that out at the laugh factory next week if we ever make right I'm gonna have to test that out At the laugh factory next week If we ever make a movie We just have to put that That whole shit in there

If we ever Like are in a desert Spongebob goes to Afghanistan Spongebob joins Operation Desert Eagle Desert Storm Whatever it's called I've been watching Korra dude

I'm almost done Legend of Korra? Yeah Do you like it? It's alright Have you seen Avatar? Yes I watched've been watching korra dude i'm almost done legend of korra yeah you like it it's all right have you seen avatar yes oh i watched it before watching korra yeah i watched it a little bit when i was young but i didn't watch every episode so now i watched it all the way through for the first time because as a kid you know you have to catch those yeah catch them at the right time catch a rerun at the right time yeah some shows i would be able to do that with i remember

i tried that with danny phantom until like it just i was like i have to watch danny phantom then i have to make sure i catch up with fucking what timmy turner's up to yeah it's too much fucking spongebob's doing raven simone's up here chilling with her friend chelsea her dumb fucking friend chelsea dude that party's getting louder. It is. That sounds crazy over there, man. No, you know why they're doing it? No, it doesn't sound like a party.

Maybe it's a riot. Dude, they're celebrating episode 200 of the Super Mega Cast. They're like, our next door neighbors are YouTubers Super Mega, and we're throwing a party for them. And, you know, we're going to come outside and they're going to go, surprise! How long has it been since we had a fucking guest? what's the last time we had a guest on the podcast i do have a guest lined up we didn't have they weren't on the podcast gus and eddie yeah they were on the podcast i thought they were only here for the let's plays they were here for an episode of the podcast i want to get jakey on soon we weren't on their podcast that's what we weren't

on their podcast because we were supposed to go on their podcast at some point. I want to get a... George Clanton said he wants to come on, so we'll get him on soon. Nah. Okay. Then we'll get... Give me some other choices. We'll get Ye on. Can we get Roseanne? Well, yeah. Can we get Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne? We'll pop an Ambien. All three of us

before we do it. Okay. I took a new sleeping pill this week. I don't take sleeping pills, but I have a hard time sleeping. So my doctor was like, here's two alternatives to sleeping medication, like Ambien. I was like, I do not want Xanax. I don't want Ambien

because Xanax will fuck. Don't do Xanax, kid. Xanax is very, very bad for you. I remember I went to a doctor out here and I was like, hey, I have anxiety. He's like, I can prescribe you with Xanax. Xanax is horrible. And he gave me a prescription. I never went and picked it up because I was like, hey, I have anxiety. He's like, I can prescribe you with Xanax. Xanax is cool. And he gave me a prescription.

I never went and picked it up because I was like, fuck that. Dude, Xanax will fucking strip you of your personality and make you just... Well, I think he was... I think he thought he was catching on to something. Oh, he's like, hey, I have anxiety. You know, like when you go to the... You really need help.

When you had to get your weed cart out here, you'd go, ooh, I have back pain. I'm pretty sure you thought that's what it was. Yeah. This guy wants some Xanax. He wants to hook up. An antidepressant would have been better, but Xanax works too. No,

but, uh, so I, I, I, I got this one pill called hydroxyzine, which is just an anti histamine. So it's like Benadryl,

just really strong. So it makes you drowsy. Ben a what? Benadryl. I've only, uh, been a human been a drill i've only uh been a human come on you got a real laugh out of me it worked all right but then i tried this other one called

trazodone and uh it's an antidepressant but it makes you so fucking sleepy and i took it and i slept so fucking well and i woke up dizzy as hell felt horrible depression all day so i didn't take it again so that's that's my story that was actually during the covid scare so i think that that heavily contributed to why i thought i had covid because i was dizzy all day i was lightheaded but you're all good i'm great now look at me have i ever looked better you could run a marathon tomorrow have i ever looked better dude seriously yeah you see all the the in my face? Did you do your hair for me? No, I actually haven't showered and, uh...

I thought your hair looked a bit thicker. I was like, ooh. It's the grease. Okay. Hey, natural grease is nice for hair. It is, to a degree. We don't want some middle school boy listening to this and be like, oh, alright. Fucking going to school with like two weeks of grease and his hair like, what? They said it's nice! You're talking to the guy who doesn't wash his hair with, like, oh, all right. Fucking going to school with like two weeks of grease in his hair. What? They said it's nice.

You're talking to the guy who doesn't wash his hair with like shampoo except for like once every two weeks. Don't start, Ryan. You have beautiful hair and you have thick hair. So it doesn't, if you have thin hair, that's when the grease shows. Yeah. If you have thick hair, you're good. It's beautiful.

Yeah. Thin hair. Look at, look at this. I haven't showered in like two days. But my hair's getting to that fucking shitty portion. So is mine. Look how, look how long it is now. That's why it's hat season, baby.

It's about to be hat season for me, too. Look at this shit. See? It's just like, I can actually do a- Everyone looks so ridiculous in quarantine, dude. I know. I could do kind of a bowl cut, actually. Hold on.

We should do a- We should create a YouTube channel where we just make fun of everyone's hair because of COVID. We can start with a hey chris ray gun nice hair doofus or uh bonk can you get a bonk sound effect after i said that please of course before i said bonk yes okay and critical that critical i promise i will i promise i will matt add a bonk i'll add another one just for safe magic oh Whoa, whoa, whoa, no. Add it, add it, add it. Oh no, a mouse! Like I'm bonking the mouse and killing it

and splattering it on our floor or something. I don't know, something crazy. I'll do something crazy, don't worry. I don't remember this being the bonk episode. Well, I guess it is now.

Can we call this one the pee-pee episode? No, we didn't talk about... Yeah, but last one was the poo-poo episode. Well, we can dedicate an episode strictly to pee-pee episode? No, we didn't talk about... Yeah, but last one was the poo-poo episode. Well, we can dedicate an episode strictly to pee-pee at some point. Episode 122 will be the pee-pee episode. We already did 122.

Then 222 will be the pee-pee episode. Okay, 222 will be the pee-pee episode, guys. I meant 222. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay, dude. Don't worry about it. 222 is the pee-pee episode. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude.

That's a joke. No, it's not. It's the pee-pee episode. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. That's a joke. No, it's not. It's the pee-pee episode. I hate committing to that. If we have the poo-poo episode, we have to have the pee-pee episode. What sense does it make having them fucking like 25 episodes apart? Every time I go on Spotify to listen to music, for some reason, it just keeps coming up. Not our podcast, but just that specific episode.

So it's a picture of our podcast, but it just says, it says, watch next, the poo-poo episode. I just love that we gave recommendations to YouTube channels that we kind of like. And if those people ever catch wind of where the recommendation come from, it would be the poo-poo episode. I felt bad after that. I was like, shit. Oh, man. These guys seem like they could be respectable. Nope.

shit. Oh man, I, these guys seem like they could be respectable. Nope. I'm sure there's some people who just don't want us you know, being like, oh wow, I love this channel because they'd see us as the complete antithesis of who they are and what they stand for. So I would understand. Yeah, I get that.

I get that completely. Well, my COVID's really actually starting to hit real bad right now. Ooh, gotta put you in your little tank tank. Put me in my tank tank, buddy. Make sure you crank up the heat this time. I will, I will. Burn that shit out of me. Alright, everybody. Well, thank COVID's really actually starting to hit real bad right now. Ooh, got to put you in your little tank tank. Put me in my tank tank, buddy. Make sure you crank up the heat this time. I will, I will. Burn that shit out of me. All right, everybody.

Well, thank you for listening to episode 200. We'll be back next week for episode 201. It was just a normal fucking episode. It wasn't special. This was a good episode. I liked this episode. It wasn't special at all. It was just a normal episode.

It's special because we said it's special. And we had Markiplier on. Yeah, we did. Yeah, so. In a dream sequence. Yeah, right? Is that the first dream sequence of the podcast it might be so come on hey that's pretty good that's pretty good shoot anyway y'all have

a good one and uh we'll see you for episode 201 and uh i mean i'm sure you know we've said it so many times but thank you for continuing to listen to this fucking podcast this is way too many hours of completely average conversation that you continue to watch on on on a weekly basis let me throw this out there i figured out the total hours of our podcast by judging by spotify if you started right now from episode one and listen 24 hours a day it would take over eight days to get to this point. That's a long time. That's a lot of us talking. What was that?

Sounded like a robber. Someone broke in. That sounded like someone just broke in. No, we'd hear footsteps and glass shattered. Not the tiptoeing. I closed my eyes. Now my brains make me think I hear footsteps. Get out! Now!

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