supermegashow - EP 201 - Back-Talkers

Episode Date: July 15, 2020

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Hell yeah. Welcome back, everyone. It's Episode 201 of the Super Mega Cast. I'm Ryan. This is my friend. Matt Watts. Oh, wow. Ryan McGee. Sorry, I'll clarify. Or I could just go by Matt. Ryan and Matt. You can't go by Matt because that's taken. Sorry. I said specifically to the person who had the Twitter handle at Matt, don't go bother that person. And then he DM'd me and said you guys were bothering him. Don't stop. I'm serious. It's not a reverse psychology

thing saying, don't. Don't do that. Please don't. Fuck! I meant to bring my sheets to the office today. You didn't wash your sheets. One of the kittens poop on your sheets? No, I didn't poop. Pea on your sheets? Spray on your sheets? One of them got neutered.

So they're very, they pee in the litter box and that's about it now. Minus the occasional accident. But one of them, Gertie, she got neutered or spayed. I don't know what the difference is. Yeah. And I brought her home. And the procedure they do nowadays for neutering, it's like they didn't give her the cone. I dropped her off, picked her up.

She was playing around the same day. She was fine. She was having fun. She just had little stitches underneath and that was it. So what do they do? They suck out the ovaries. Nice. And then they make a delicious little tea out of it.

But I brought her home and I put her on my bed. And the second I put her down, she tinkled a little bit because I didn't realize that after the surgery she she has a little bit of a hard time controlling it for a couple days so second I put her down a little bit of pee pee on my bed not a lot just just like about just a little few dots but cat pee a few dots of cat pee is too much yeah you know a wise man once said any

amount of shit is too much shit I think in a really early podcast episode we talked about how it doesn't matter how much shit any amount of shit is too much shit. Same goes for piss, especially cat piss. It's like the question of how much shit would you allow there to be in the food you're eating? 0%

shit. Not even like a.002% shit. I don't want a single fraction of poop in there. Much of like you don't want any pee. That's the thing. No pee. Unless it's your own pee. Yeah. Like it dribbles a little bit get a little dribble you know the the classic thing guys do where you put it back in your pants too early without shaking yeah well you think you're done but it's because your pants are actually kind of holding off the the passage

for for urine to come out so when you undo that and put it back in all of a sudden all the extra urine that was being held back in your urethra by the pants go all guys do the same thing right they just pull their penises out like and just have it how would you describe it where they have it kind of like that where it's just it's kind of resting you kind of create like a hammock for your penis yeah it's a banana hammock yeah and then it then you just sit there and you don't even have to hold your penis and you can just let it pee. Especially if you straddle a toilet and your penis is pointing

straight down. What? It's fun sometimes. What are you talking about? I mean, your penis is pointed down and you can just straddle the toilet. You can straddle the toilet. You just take off your underwear and your pants and you just take off your shirt. Like you're face backwards? In a public restroom and you just

straddle it like you would a horse and you pee straight down into the toilet. And then you laugh at yourself. So you sit on the toilet. Then you put back on your underwear. You sit on the toilet as if. Because you have to take them off or else you'll pee into them if you straddle it. So you have to get fully naked. I take the shirt off

just for the precedent. Okay. Do you really do that no okay that's something i could see you doing i sit down to pee but i don't straddle the toilet and take off all of my clothes that's the thing is i can see just your home sometimes you're like oh fuck it you just get fully naked just straddle it i will tell you this one time i i've done it probably twice just because i'm like what would it be like is it funny i'll sit on the toilet seat backwards so like you know how people when they're having a stern conversation with you they'll flip a chair just because I'm like, what would it be like? Is it funny? I'll sit on the toilet seat backwards. So like, you know how people,

when they're having a stern conversation with you, they'll flip a chair. I did that. I just like rested like on the tank on the back like this. And as I was just peeing and pooping. Well, see, that's good for if you're- Well, I didn't poop. I just peed. Well, if you're having a really bad shit,

that's good because you can have the support. Yeah, you have somewhere to rest your arms. Your phone's not not gonna drop into the toilet you know it's just gonna right onto the tank yeah and you got a place for your chocolate milk yeah exactly exactly you know but i i wish i brought my sheets today because there's a couple spots of pp and i'm these kittens i love them so much but they're they're barely even kittens anymore now they're they're pretty much grown cats now they're big they're they're big boys and girls and one of them has now gone to an owner so now there's only fred left fred left and like look how big billy is now look at this picture he's a big ass he's a grown ass cat how long does it take for a cat to be a year and a half a year a year is like when they're not kittens anymore i think yeah but they're pretty big now and they're getting rowdy

And Billy's hitting puberty But I do have an update on Billy I don't know if you'd want me to share this But I found out from I have to take them every two weeks to get little checkups And I found out that one of his balls has not dropped So they texted me And they said everything's great except for Billy One of Billy's balls hasn't dropped

And it's still up in his body So he might have to get surgery to get it Wait, what? Really? He only has one ball right now So that's why he's been acting so alpha is because he's self-conscious of his one ball He's a uniball Have you looked at it to see, like, oh, there's his one ball I can't see it, his balls are too small

And they're covered in fuzzy white hair Get really close I can't, I can't. I can't. Get Harrison to move the hairs for you. I should have you come over and we can feel around. Okay. And kind of see if they're telling me the truth.

Because it could be lying. It's making me spend more money. That is true. You're like, let me see. Let me see. Hey, I found two balls. Two balls. Hey, there's two balls here.

Perfect. Maybe if I squeeze Billy hard enough, it'll go. The other one will pop down. Like, yeah. Like a stress toy. He is so cute. With eyeballs pop out where he goes... And Mama's boy, his eyes change colors.

They used to be bright blue and now they're poo-poo brown. Wait, what? Mama's boy, he lost his baby blues? I think all kittens are born with blue eyes. Aren't like all human kids born with blue eyes? Something about blue eyes and then everyone kept blue eyes except for Billy. No, not Billy. My hair was pretty dark when I was born.

I looked stupid as fuck. I had almost white hair until I was like nine, eight or nine. I had like brilliantly blonde hair. Well, you did have brilliantly blonde hair back in the year 2015. I did. In fact, I had a dream last night. For like a month. I had blonde hair. Well, you did have brilliantly blonde hair back in the year 2015. I did. In fact, I had a dream last night. For like a month. I had blonde hair. Not even a month. I had blonde hair for like a week. It worked. Yeah, I think you could have pulled it off.

And you did pull it off. Well, there's no way I can pull off blonde hair. It would be way too obvious. Because I feel like you could dye your hair blonde and people would be like, I guess that could be his natural hair color. There's no like, I guess that could be his natural hair color. There's no goofing around that that would be my natural hair color for me. If you dyed your eyelashes and your eyebrows.

No way. Could you imagine that? You can do your arm hair too. All of it. And your beard. So if everything's blonde, they'd be like, wow, he's blonde. Dude, if we did, we could just be blonde boys again. Dude, we'd be doing what blonde boys do.

Exactly. Like 40, like, we could just be blonde boys again. Dude, we'd be doing what blonde boys do. Exactly. Like 40, like, we're just blonde boys. But I had a dream I was blonde. It's the only thing that connects us anymore. I'm trying to grow my hair out and just like not. I used to style it a bunch. Now I'm just kind of letting it get messy and push it back. I love the messy shit, dude.

I feel like that's the quarantine style, man. It's the way I live my life and it's the way I do my hair. I like it because hair i like it because i feel like it you know i look at pictures of myself from super mega and and other shit where like two three years ago i it was short and i and i kind of like styled it up you look like a fucking nerd i did i looked like a little kid and now i'm looking at myself i'm like i'll let this hair kind of go down and get wavy and messy. And it's like, let it keep going. Like, whatever, man.

It's 2020. There's no rules this year. I'm a new man. They're a bunch of doofuses with their hair looking all stupid. I had hair in my mouth. Speaking of speak of the devil. This is so basically fashion now. You want to have.

How are rich people going to one up poor people masks? You know what I mean? Oh, they're poor people masks you know what i mean oh they're poor people masks how are the rich people gonna wear masks and not feel like they're one of the poor people i already saw this ryan this already happened i saw a dude i don't know if it was india or a country in that region of the world he had like a twenty one thousand dollar gold mask like it was it was covered in gold and it was like 21 000 or some ridiculous amount of money so he just inhales flakes of gold into his lungs but he'd rather die of gold in his lungs than coronavirus dude i love i just love the way just kind of like class has some works into even

that minuscule scale where it's like rich people will just kind of be like man i don't want to look like these poor people i don't i don't want to look like a construction worker i don't want to look like a nurse an essential health worker gross i want people to know that they should respect me unlike those nurses and construction workers it looks pretty bad actually uh it looked like it looked like a cup that you'd wear on your nether regions to protect your little tidbits that he was just wearing on his face. But you know, you can

create your own masks and make them as stylish as you want. Yeah. I just love the people that are buying like name brand like masks for like $100 to $200. No reason a mask should be fucking that much money. You fucking tool. You fucking loser. I have

a couple masks I cycle through. The only happiness that you can find is by spending money and having some stupid brand on your face. I got this limited vape mask. Looks pretty cool. I got a I just got a pack of those. So right

when the pandemic started like early March I was like fuck I gotta order masks cause I was scared I was like what if this is bad luckily during the fires though Jackson bought a lot of N95 masks I know before Corona even started Jackson and Harrison we had a bunch of

wildfires near us and everyday there'd be a lot of smoke in the air like it was really bad the air quality where we were living, it was said it was hazardous. Yeah. So we're like, let's get some masks. Luckily, we completely forgot about that.

And then like a month into the pandemic, we're like, wait a second, don't we have a box of N95 masks at the office? And then lo and behold, we look under the sink and there's like six of those. So we have been using those. I'm still using the same one I've been using from the beginning. Do they work that long? Do they have a – uh-oh.

Do they not? I feel like they have a – I don't know if – who knows. Shit, I've been using the same masks. I have those masks. I also have a bunch of – a friend of mine was kind enough to make a bunch of masks for a lot of, well, not just me, but just everyone else in our friend group. So it was very nice. Oh, that's nice.

I got a bunch in the mail. Oh, that's cool. I got them. I set them on fire and sent them a video and said, nice try, cuck libtard. Yeah, nice try trying to force me to wear this. What next? You're going to mail me a cute little microchip?

So I'm going to South soon from from one of the nice social distancing buddy from one of the top seven worst states hope you're all right with killing someone's grandmama so you think mimi's gonna gonna be like oh i'm so glad matt watson got to see his family yeah she will you know what mimi no but but i um i haven't been home in like a year and a half long as I've ever been was like four months so now it's been a year and a half and I'm very homesick and depressed right now and my sister's

birthday is coming up and I haven't seen my dad in that long so it's like I'm going for a week and I'm not going to do fucking anything while I'm there I'm going to stay indoors but I just want to see my family because I don't know how long it's going to last before it gets worse. But I already

I'm prepared. I have my N95 mask. I have a face shield. I have gloves. So the entire time I'm traveling You should just go in a fucking space suit because that shit has to be sealed for space. We do have a hazmat suit for a video we're shooting right now. Would the airport allow you to do that? Probably. Show up in the security do have a hazmat suit for a video we're shooting right now. Yeah. Would the airport allow you to do that?

Probably, actually. Show up in the security line with a hazmat suit? Every time I go out in South Carolina, I'm going to be fucking decked out to not get or spread coronavirus. People are going to be laughing at you. And people are going to be like, what a fucking loser. It's like, okay, well. Yeah, I have a friend who works in education and their stupid, dumb, hick school district is sending everyone back to school.

Dude, don't talk bad about the Easley School District because guess who was a part of the Easley School District? Dope Dale? Dale Watson. That's what they call him back in the school district. I'm Dope Dale! But they call him that because he was always smoking dope. Yeah. Dude, I found my dad's yearbook from high school and like every picture he's shirtless in it.

I might have talked about this like long, long time ago, but he's shirtless like every picture. And it was really, it's really weird. Well, he knew that all the, all the most handsome boys would be looking at the yearbook at the end of the year. And he had to make an impression. Some interesting signatures in the back too. A lot of boys, a lot of little hearts drawn and everything.

Dude, what if I just went through my dad's yearbook and there's all these love letters and like things from other boys. I would, that would be the Holy Grail. By the way, the reason that's funny isn't because it's gay. Ha, gay funny. It's because Matt's father has kind of like, how Matt has just an adverse reaction to cockroaches when he sees them. Matt's father has the same reaction, but to thoughts of homosexuality. Like seeing the man kiss, i feel makes him like in inside

go well it's like like a short little stammer like my dad's a traditional think about isn't it funny that like some people live in that mindset where if they see two dudes kiss this like their body reacts in like a fight or flight response i'm gonna get hurt from this yeah their body panics the fuck out. This could hurt me. They can't handle it. Oh! I love it. It's great.

Well, I was in Palm Springs recently. I mean, it's not great. It's awful. No, it's horrible. I was in a park late at night, and I really enjoyed this park, and then I turned on my phone flashlight, and never in my life have I seen more cockroaches. Ever. When was this?

Recently. I was in a park in Palm Springs. Okay. I went to Palm Springs for a few days. Again, didn't see anybody. Completely social distance. But I walked around this park at night and there were literally hundreds of roaches. I've never seen anything like it.

Like, I have my phone flashed. I'm walking on the sidewalk. Pouring them in the freezer. I was freaking out, dude. You know know broil it a little put it on some rice got yourself a got yourself a video in the works yeah oh wait we already did it oh you can watch it right now on super mega's channel follow this link i'm not posting shit find it yourself just say it out loud

http forward slash forward slash. Funniesushivideo.com. Now we have to buy that and make it redirect to it. Funniesushivideo.com. That'd be really easy, actually. Yeah. Can someone do that for us? Yeah. Because we don't want to do that.

But if you guys want to do that, that'd be pretty cool. It would be better than the Matt and Ryan from Super Mega Jokes y'all do. This would be a joke that would stick the landing perfectly. Oh my God. It would be like watching an Olympic gymnast do like a triple backflip and perfectly land it. With a Matt and Ryan. And then sucking a cock to completion in under five seconds. Like right when they land?

Yeah. So it's like. Imagine how. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Is it one of the judges? Or is it just their own? It's their own. They start sucking it mid backflip. And they one of the judges? Or is it just their own? It's their own.

They start sucking it mid-backflip. And they blow by the time they land. No. Right when they jump, they start sucking. They do three backflips. And when they land, they're already done sucking and already finished in their own mouth. Yeah. They just come into the audience.

Oh, that's like a splash sound. I feel like they're coming. Some gets in their mouth. But they go, and it spring loads into the audience. It's like a Fibonacci spiral into the audience, and it's beautiful. And the judges also judge based on how. Animate that, animators. Yeah, animators.

And not get taken down. Don't put us in the audience, though. Yeah. Or if you do, put us in those like splash zone guard things, like the ponchos. Yeah. So we don't get this definitely don't animate mouth matt with his mouth agape and me in in an arm in like a knight's armor you know so when you gave yourself some really cool fucking armor and on my mouth open to receive semen yeah it's funny a little bit okay how about ryan is in his armor but he's got his

he's got his ass up in the air and there's a little silver flap on the back that goes and it opens up and that okay how about how about how about matt's ears are the size of are the size of helicopters and his nose is the size of a human man what how are they gonna draw that i don't know what would that look like someone will draw and we'll figure it out. No, they won't. If they do put it on the subreddit, though, because I'll check it every now and then. Put it on. Put it on.

Go to Twitter and add us about it or something. Put it on YouTube and see if it gets taken down. You know how much I'm on Twitter. You know, I'll see it. Ryan will always see it. You little Twitter fiend. I know. You little goof.

You're always posting late at night. You're always posting so much shit on Twitter. I'm always like, I know, I can't stop. Sometimes I think, you know, am I posting too much? Will people get tired of this? But, you know, they haven't yet, so. I know. I'm surprised, actually, because I get tired of seeing you on my timeline so goddamn much.

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and hopefully other content in the future. But he's killing it. I'm loving the edits he's doing in the truck series we're doing. And I hope all of y'all... What are your favorite Justin moments? He's killing it. I'm loving the edits he's doing in the truck series we're doing. And I hope all of y'all. What are your favorite Justin moments? List them in the comment section below.

I know. None of them. I know. He's not funny. Get him out. Okay. All right, Justin. Sorry, buddy.

Someone in the comments said you're not doing a good job. Nostalgia Critic fan 123 said Justin isn't funny Nostalgia Critic is way more funny than Justin he is though why don't you get Doug Walker to be your editor let's be real I'd much rather have Doug Walker than stupid smelly old Justin yeah there should be ah god I wish there was some like

A24 film about Doug Walker and it was just about his hubris and how it led to the downfall of Channel Awesome. It would be so good. Because it's like he's making these for fun with his friends at first and then it turns into this kind of like egotistical narcissistic

just shell that he continuously just feeds himself with. And he's like, people love me. I would love to see that. That would be actually a really good movie. Because you know,

if someone made a Nostalgia Critic movie, like I'd go see that shit. Everyone would go see that shit. Everyone in the world would. Would see what? The Nostalgia Critic movie. He's made three. Well, not his movies.

I would like to see his movies. You tried. You tried to watch one of his. No, you tried to watch. No, that was the Angry Video Game. I dare you to try to get through one of the Nostalgia Critic's movies. I would like to see his movies. You tried. You tried to watch one of his. No, you tried to watch. No, that was the Angry Video Game. I dare you to try to get through one of the Nostalgia Critics movies. The first one is one and a half hours. The second one is

two and a half hours. And the third one is three and a half hours. Why? Because Doug Walker is epic. And people love watching him. What are his movies about? I don't know. I knew he made movies. I don't know if they really, I mean, they have a plot. The third one's about this, you know how they have black holes in space?

Yeah. Well, the plot hole opens up in space and is going to like destroy humanity or some shit. The plot hole? The plot hole. And Doug Walker is like the Messiah and like infuses with the plot hole he's the Messiah? he saves the world from the plot hole

by sacrificing himself he could be the second coming of Christ that was a spoiler but I doubt that most people would make it three and a half hours through to see if you don't cut this shit out that you just spoiled the Doug Walker movie there's one good thing to come out of Channel Awesome though that I continue to watch to this day If you don't cut this shit out, that you just spoiled the Doug Walker movie.

There is one good thing to come out of Channel Awesome, though, that I continue to watch to this day. And it's Lindsay Ellis. Who's that? Even though I'm a pig. I'm a fucking white douchey internet boy. You're a creep, dude. You're a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? I know.

But she, while the nostalgia critic. a creep dude you're a weirdo i know what are you doing here i know uh but she she uh why then while the nostalgia critic i would see that fine ass bitch makes funny jokes no she's not she's she's a she's a content creator that makes well thought out video essays that are very good and they're like 40 something minutes long she's the girl that's a lot of stuff she's the yeah she and so when i said you didn't agree though well you're, yeah, she, so when I said fine ass bitch, you didn't agree though. So you're not, so you're saying she's not a fine ass bitch. She's not a bitch, Matt. She's a hoe.

I'm kidding. In the, like, nostalgia, like in the Channel Awesome shit, like, of course she's portrayed as that. She's been trying to get as far away from that shit as possible. So maybe I'm a dick for even mentioning her in the same breadth of channel as Channel Awesome. But she makes great content. Go watch it if you're interested in really legitimately well thought out and explained video essays on film and film criticism. I'm looking at his biography right now. And the first sentence.

Doug Walker has a biography. On IMDB, which he probably wrote this himself. the first sentence. Doug Walker has a biography. On IMDb. Which he probably wrote this himself. The first sentence is something I did not know. Doug Walker was born in Naples, Italy. What? Yeah. His father was in the Navy.

That's where the accent comes from. Oh, I'm a nostalgic. What's the meaning? Yeah. So his father was in the Navy and lived in many different places. So he went on to study film at the Northern Illinois University, majoring in communication. What does that mean? He went on to study film but majored in communications?

Okay. But after college, he worked as an illustrator and started making YouTube videos for funny fun. He first grabbed viewers' attentions with clever five-second movie versions of popular films and gained more notoriety with his snarky and nostalgic critic reviews so that's a little bit about doug walker kick ass yeah that's the movie there's kick ass yeah the bold will flee what is it what is the second one called the bold something of the something with bold and something with flea that's in the title we should watch this and then what's the third boldly to boldly flees the second one yes when the third one is uh sorry i'm just going through his fucking filmography i'm trying to

orbit report no i'm going through his filmography is the third movie not in there no there's just so many movies he's apparently been in director 26 things for director the fuck all filmography he's an actor in 64 things. Well, it's because people list every YouTube video as like a film. That's the worst. Oh, I was thinking of Tamara. That's who I was thinking of when we were talking about that girl earlier. No, Tamara is still very, I think, much in the Channel Awesome mythos.

Dragon Board? Was it Dragon Board? But she was, Lindsay was the quote-unquote nostalgia chick. That's what her title was. I'd like to bring up something that's developed since the last podcast. This is a really big deal for me. This actually is, I'm not kidding. This is something major

very very major and I'm surprised I'd forgotten about it until just now what is it that Chris Chan has listed me officially by name have you ever added them on twitter no so Chris Chan

has created a list of backtalkers that is a list of people she claims. She wants you dead, by the way. She's speaked ill of, these are people that have spoken ill of Sonichu and Chris Chan and they need to be exposed. So, she started delivering this list online and then took a break and was like, more backtalkers shall be exposed. And then, guess what? Put some more backtalkers shall be exposed and then guess what put some more on there and uh i am on that list so is chris yeah chris and zach psychic pebbles yeah he's on there uh yep we're all on there i'm not so well lucky you ryan lucky you did you have you ever tweeted

at them is it sorry i don't think so she wants wants, she wanted me to, uh, how did she, how did, how does she know about you? That's what I wonder because I, I've kind of always, I don't feel like I've, yes, I've, I've, I've jabbed, but I don't think I've ever been overtly mean or tried to, I don't know. Maybe I definitely look down on them, but that's because they've done a lot of things that, that are worth looking down on. Yeah. And, uh, like, like, like sexual harassment and abuse of one of your friends where they continuously tell you to stop.

But you keep prodding them. She wants people to dox everyone on the list. So she was like, do what you will with this dox-worthy list. No one's going to do it. That's the thing with her life. It's all just a big lie. It's all a big ruse. I'm not going to survive the Dimensional Verge.

All the people that are quote-unquote fans, I'm sure there are some legitimate fans out there, of course, but I think most of the people that are quote-unquote fans are just in it for the meme. They're like, I'm playing the part of a fan because this is so crazy. And so when people are like they're asking to be to go dock someone i think they're just gonna be like yeah of course of course we will yeah do you know samuel just

released part 41 and i and or part 40 and i watched it and it was i still haven't made it through the makeup episode dude 37 you got to ilived. I know. They do their makeup so bad and it bothers me to look at it. Now you're going to get on the list of backtalkers. No, I'm not backtalking. I'm just saying

they could have done their makeup better. But see, it was the first start. Right there. You're going to be on the list of backtalkers now. Well, eat my farts,

Chris Chan. Now you're really going to be on the list of backtalkers. I doubt it I'm not in the sphere I guess as much I'm not gonna survive the dimensional merge

oh Douglas Darian Walker is his full name by the way Douglas Darian Walker you know that he did his own IMDB page cause under height it says 5'10.5 he put that half inch in there it's like no one does it by halves.

No one does it by halves. No one's like, yeah, I'm 6'1 and a half. Sorry, I'm always confused. I know it's Christine Chandler but their Twitter says Chris Chan. So is Chris Chan still the like... Chris Chan's just the name. She still goes by Chris Chan. Like Chris Chan is

the brand. I don't know. I guess Like Chris Chan is like, it's the brand. I don't know. Like I find, I guess the only interest I find is actually like through the documentary that I'm watching, like watching it live. I think for me is like just too demoralizing and it's just like, uh, sad. It is.

It's interesting. I like watching it live because it's, uh, I like updates. I like, I like never knowing when the next update's gonna come and then whoa here's oh there's my name yeah so it was it was a moment for me i i uh in a weird way i felt a little bit honored of course but to be mentioned to to know that means

she knows i exist exactly that means that she knows who i am exactly and that's that's a big accomplishment for me you should be proud of yourself. I'm proud of you as your friend. Thank you, man. I don't want Christine to dislike me. I don't want Christine to think that I'm a bully or I'm mean in any way. I think that the amount we've talked about the Chris Chan saga in the documentary and turn more people to the documentary. Maybe that's why.

Or maybe for, there's probably times on old Oni plays I've probably. Probably I play shit i've probably given because they lumped in they lumped you in with kind of like chris and zach yeah i'm in there with so i'm it's probably only play stuff but i don't know i don't know we're all we're all in this together fellas but everyone don't worry your favorite favorite youtube boys chris sack and matt are all on the backtalkers list which means r Ryan will be the only one out of the four of us to survive the dimensional merge. That's right. That's right. So once that happens, me and Chris and Zach will die, but you will, you know.

I'll be a part of the new world order. You will. You'll become your cartoon show. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I'm excited. Well, actually, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Okay, here's the thing. Sorry. the thing. Okay, here's the thing. With Ryan McGee. Here's the thing with Ryan McGee. Here's the thing. No, the thing is. I need you on a little news segment called The Thing Is. Here's the thing with Ryan McGee. There are two things happening this month that I, that actually give me some excitement.

So, uh, I don't think there's much happening in August, unfortunately, but July two, two fun things next Friday, which is, I guess by the time this will be out.

Yeah, this will be out. Yeah. By next Friday. Um, ghost of Tsushima is coming out, uh, for the PlayStation four.

It's an open world, a samurai game made by Sucker Punch. Oh. So I'm excited to play that. And then I have to wake up early. I'm not used to it. But at 9 a.m. Pacific time, there's going to be a campaign gameplay reveal of Halo Infinite. Oh, I know. I'm excited for that too.

I'm so fucking stoked. Mainly because for me at least this is the make it or break it with the kind of series because after this, if this one is just kind of like what Halo 4 and 5 were I don't see myself buying more in the franchise. I think it's been your make it or break it

for 2020 because it seems like 2020 sucks and I feel like it comes out in November. 2020 sucks and I feel like it could be the redemption arc of this whole time. The only thing I'm excited about this year is this Halo. It is. It's the only thing I'm fucking excited about. All I want is for it to be good for you. I want you to have

one good thing in 2020 you can enjoy. I love the last. I really like The Last of Us 2. I enjoyed it. I'm almost done with my second playthrough I'm excited To play Ghost of Tsushima but in terms Of just Halo 3 is Probably my favorite game of all time right under that Being you know

Donkey Kong Country and then Cuphead Sekiro all that shit but number one Is most definitely probably Halo 3 Oh yeah and I played Reach and I You know gelled with it just they made change they started making changes to the multiplayer that i just didn't kind of that i didn't personally gel with and it felt even after that with halo 4 and then 5 they were just didn't feel like halo anymore it felt like

they were trying to tack on certain uh aspects of other games to hopefully bring in new players to the Halo franchise because they can keep the old fan base as much. They were selling Halo's soul a little bit in exchange for a couple of gold pieces. Potentially, that's one way to look at it. Another way could be we just need a new audience. We need more people to come in, and that means competing with the Call of Duties and shit out there, which is hard to do because Call of duty is still a big and strong IP. And so is Halo.

But for me, at least Halo three was the last, just beautiful, just experience I had in that like Halo universe. Well, that and Halo ODST. And this is Halo. This would be Halo six.

Halo infinite would be the six. Halo infinite. That's right. I played four, just wasn't into it. Just, uh, the gameplay, well, would be the sixth one. Okay, Halo Infinite, that's right. I played 4, just wasn't into it. Just the gameplay, well, the campaign, like visually. There's so much to do, I don't want to do a whole video essay on it. If you did a Halo video essay, dude, you know people would eat that shit up.

I know. You should. Why don't you? I don't know. You got nothing else to do right now. I'm sure there's nothing new for me to say. Halo 5 was what I thought was going to be kind of like the nail in the coffin because some of the gameplay was fun in multiplayer,

just playing around with friends and setting up custom games. Of course, infection is always fun. And the movement when I was playing Firefight, which is a game mode where it's PVE. So players versus the onslaught, like a horde of enemies that, you know, that was fun to do with friends.

But overall, like, I don't say that I would hold that up as a, I wouldn't, I don't think I'm ever going to replay the campaign. I don't think like right now, like I can't see myself going back to multiplayer at all playing. I just didn't,

it just, I I've, I've been falling off of it and halo infinite from what it looks like they're doing there's so many things that i'm excited for that hasn't been teased that could be the trap that i'm falling into and ultimately i'll be disappointed but there's a lot there that speaks to or that says that they've possibly, quote unquote, learned a lesson, a lesson of some sort and are are trying to bring back that that halo feeling to make it its own thing again, instead of kind of trying to hit the marks. No, Bungie's been left. They were bought by Activision, I think, at some point, but then they are now independent again.

343 branched off from Buntree. So 343 made Halo 4 and 5, and I believe Halo Wars 2, which apparently a lot of, was well-received by fans of Halo Wars. I played the first one and had fun with it a little bit, but it's not something I'm like, oh, I love Halo Wars. I played the first one and had fun with it a little bit, but it's not something I'm like, oh, I love Halo Wars.

I could get into Halo. I've never really given it any thought, but I feel like, so my thing is like, I want more games to play with friends and I feel like Halo would be really fun to play with friends, like Halo 3. Halo 3, there's one thing that I feel like no matter your skill at the game

whenever i put on this game mode with this map it doesn't even have to be this particular map but it's kind of like where my nostalgia lies there's one particular game mode where it's just so much fun and it's called they've named it fiesta now so basically how i set it up uh back in the delta custom game yeah back when i set it up in custom games in halo 3 you just spawn with unlimited ammo but a random primary weapon there's one random weapon and so you could continuously get kills with that weapon because you have unlimited ammo but if someone else has like a powerful weapon or you could spawn with just a weaker weapon it was just a fun kind of like crazy oddball and i'd my favorite map uh on halo 3 is high ground which is just a beautiful map the

thing is like i wouldn't i wouldn't suggest like you and i play halo 5 because there's so much like sprinting and dodging and thrusters and like there's so much fast-paced shit going on that simple shit for my little simple monkey not even simple but like something that i don't know it's much like how i wouldn't ask you to play Call of Duty with me. You know, it's, it's just like, it's this like fast paced noise. Like I have fun with it, but it's like a lot of noise and a lot, well, a lot of like audible noise, of course, but a lot of visual noise as you're playing. And I feel like Halo was at its best when it had things simplified but in that simplicity

people derived a lot of complexity from it yeah like with rocket jumps or grenade jumps or crouch jumping or just different ways to kind of handle situations but now you know you have clamber and and sprint and i'm not saying those are inherently bad but I do, playing Doom again kind of forced the idea in my head playing both Doom 2016 and the new Doom Eternal that you know, sprint isn't a necessity in these games and these games can be so fun the way they're

playing, you know, Halo and Doom are very separate games, Doom is always supposed to be a lot more fast paced but I do feel like part of Halo's gameplay was that arena style it wasn't this call of duty running and gunning and sprinting and you know just thrusting quickly

out of the way of shit it was it was just you'd see everyone kind of on the map almost it's this fun arena beat down of just two teams coming together I used to go see both of my friends houses where you know I wouldn't ever play but i'd watch them all play because i wouldn't play because i fucking suck dick and i wouldn't have fun because

they'd be really into it and like i always felt like the little brother like that wanted to play with his older brother and their friends like can i play and they're like oh yeah you're doing good so i just like you know i'm just gonna watch uh but it looked like a lot of fun oh another great mode which i think you would have fun with is it's all you have are shotguns and swords and so the swords can have a long distance lunge of course but the shotguns will take you out in one shot if you get close but if you're too late they'll get you it's just there's i played that a lot in uh halo 2 that's the first time i ever experienced halo was halo 2 uh playing with friends at their house on the original Xbox just like

I think we just played swords a lot but I really I have a lot I have hope that Halo Infinite is going to be good there's things that I that I that I kind of cling to for the hope which is the change in art

style that's not this kind of cling to for the hope, which is the change in art style. That's not this kind of like overly clunky and complex armor style that they went with with chief. We're like every there's every like there's so many nooks and crannies to his armor. I remember simplified it a lot more now back to where it was in like kind of like Halo three. They have brought back most people who are nostalgic for Halo 3 will remember Brutes and I love them as a kind of like lore as a species and as an enemy type to fight you also had them in Halo 2 but Brutes are back again so that's fun we're not just going to be fighting fucking robots or the forerunners which I couldn't stand

it's both Halo and Gears of War lost my interest the moment where they kind of made the main enemy you fight robots. Because with Gears of War, one Gears of War probably less, more so because think about it. You have a chainsaw and your gun, and the whole point was to rip through these fucking lizard monsters and just be as violent as possible you know kill the locust army but uh then also when you're doing that with robots and you see like the oil

spill out you're like i mean i i get what you're doing but not everything has to be fucking man versus machine yeah i think robots are just kind of boring to fight a lot of the time and they're not visually uh interesting for for for the universes that I come to expect out of like Halo and Gears of War. Here's the thing, Ryan. When you kill a robot, what are you really taking away? You're shutting down its programming?

When you kill a beast, you're taking away its soul, right? Exactly. It grew. I killed that fucking thing. It grew from a baby to this point and you just ended it. See that little-

It's not just a fucking- That little brute that was like, demon. See, he grew up as like a little d d man exactly and then you ended that it's not just some mass manufactured bullshit exactly when you kill it no i played this game uh in eighth grade in the computer lab at school with some friends and it was this maybe it was open source i don't remember but it was this uh 3d game that was reminiscent of halo and it was in browser and you it was like a deathmatch game and there was like an outdoor map that had like indoor tunnels and stuff and a canyon and it was really fun but the graphics were like very you know it was a pc game right yeah it was like in browser and it was like uh the graphics were very very like ps1 looking and i loved it and i play with

my friends and i don't remember what it's called so i wouldn't know what that was it wasn't like a popular game by by any means okay i think one one kid just found it and shared it with us and um it was really fun though so if if anyone out there knows what I'm talking about, please throw in the comments because I remember it seemed kind of like a Halo clone, like a deathmatch thing. But it was real low poly, real simple, like energy gun type shit. Was there like an ADS or whatever? I don't know what that is. Aim down sights? Or was it just like hip fire?

I think it was all hip fire. Maybe it was. I don't know. It was very simple. It clearly it just like hip fire so like you know hip fire yeah maybe it was i don't know it was very simple like it's clearly it was just like made by like some friends but it was when i was in eighth grade all i wanted to do was make video games for a living so i was like this is so cool um and i had such a good time with it i want to play it again like the original one um like sometimes i'll go back and i'll uh i'll watch videos of like minecraft from a decade ago like what it looked like. And I remember because that's when I started playing it and the lighting was so different and like it was so basic back then. Well, I remember I was introduced to Minecraft like back when it was, I think, in beta. One of my friends, they liked to mess around.

I can't remember what the program was. they liked to mess around. I can't remember what the program was. It was like Google home or Google something where you could, it was a, it was a program essentially for architects and they wanted to be an architect. Sketch up. Yeah.

Sketch up. And you could create like three houses and like, it was really cool. And I got into it a bit just for fun. Cause it was fun to just kind of like make a house. My dad uses it every day for his job. That's crazy. So when I was a kid,

I'd always seen him using it. But so they, they always liked making shit like like that and all of a sudden i saw they were playing this kind of like just bare bones looking game and i'm like what are you doing it's like oh this is minecraft you can you know make a bunch of stuff in it and it was at the time where like there weren't too many like hard rules in minecraft you know it was just i there's no there's no way there's no way else to explain it but bare bones it was bare bones mind there wasn't like magic or villagers or redstone or maybe there was back then but it's like it was basically just you're here there's monsters build shit craft shit that's

it and i just remember being amazed i was like whoa he was incredible the first time i saw i was blown the fuck away are you scared at night night, though, when the monsters are out? No, I just, you know, I just build a house. I'm like, what? So you built, and that came, that, I just, the, the, nothing will ever beat the beginning, like, two hours of a Minecraft, like, starting a new Minecraft game. Oh, yeah, that's the most

fun. When you're first finding, like, coal, and you're, like, building, like, tools for the first time. Yeah. And just, just trying to survive. And I think, uh, then, like, all of a sudden building like uh your your mind below ground below your home oh yeah every time expanding your home little door there so you can like go underground oh i think uh what made minecraft so fun or one of the millions of things made of fun though or makes it fun is like unlike other games when you play it's different from everyone else and like you build your own story so like you have to build

your own house you have to find your own resources you don't know where the monsters are you don't know like it's different what biome yeah every time i was nearby yeah it's incredible it's really fucking cool i read that if you the size of like a Minecraft world is like bigger than the surface area of Jupiter. So like you could walk technically at the end of it. But wasn't there someone who did like they timed just themselves just walking continuously to see how long it would take for them. I think there is someone that did that. Harrison was telling me about that because I found this. He showed me this YouTube channel recently where it's this person.

I forgot their name, but they just do videos on like youtubers like older youtubers yeah uh and like their stories of like the rise and fall and um a lot of them i remember like lion maker and stuff like remember when we started super mega like that's the people on drama alert like that yes like those people so they're really fascinating videos but um yeah i actually why did i bring that up even there's a bunch of uh he does a bunch of videos on minecraft youtubers okay that are really good cool yeah anyways uh i'm kidding no but uh he was like harris was telling me he saw some video about some youtuber that like is trying to walk all the way to the end

of the Minecraft world. I think someone's done it. It took them a while. Because it's not infinite. How big Minecraft is Minecraft? How big and epic is Minecraft? 64,000 kilometers. Dude, I want to play Minecraft with you.

On Super Mega. Eventually we will. But we just got gotta get to it i guess we i'm just trying to wonder if we should record it at the office or like in our just home that's what i'm wondering that's what like should we just do it more like lo-fi in our own homes because we could probably do a lot more that way or do we want to then that turns into creating like making our home setups work setups and yeah but we already have but i think if i just buy like i think i would just all i would want is just a fucking big hard drive so i don't so i don't fucking cloud my computer but if you want

to stream anyway like you want to get back into streaming i want to start streaming too it's like i'm gonna have to do that we have to do that anyway. Too anxious about it. Right. I don't know why. I just, I need to do it. There, there have been days where I'm like, okay, I'm streaming tonight and I'll get all set up and then I don't. So then you have to.

Well, I lost my webcam. So I've been thinking, I don't, I'm not even sure if I want to use webcam. You don't have to. I just feel like I would like to just play a game and I don't know what people want. But the thing is, most people would tune in. I've seen it. Most people would tune in if I had a webcam because they want to see you. And I agree.

It's the same reason why I don't click on pure audio clips of like a podcast clip show. It would be like them talking to each other, like a video of them. It is more visually interesting for someone to watch someone react and experience something. Yeah. interesting for someone to watch someone react and experience something yeah then to just experience uh the the game and then just kind of like a narration of it i i don't know but i don't know but i guess it's just whatever you want because there's so many twitch people out there that do their own thing that it's not like i don't think it's going to cause too much of a difference in in audience size no i think people want to watch you to hear you,

to hear the funny Ryan McGee classic banter. Oh, wow. I was on it streaming so long ago. You were. Now's the perfect time, too. I just got in a little fit of, I guess, anxiety and depression and just spiraled. And now it's like every time I get close to starting the stream, I get people like so

when he's streaming again I'm like maybe later this month and then I just never do just you should just announce it one day be like I'll do this day or just in the day hey I'm streaming now yeah fuck the branding fuck the webcam just do it just do it ain't that rich of me to say because I'm in the same boat but yeah I uh I want to start streaming too I just I haven't gotten like the technical shit set up where it's like remember you were showing me all that crazy shit you had set up with like the the virtual the virtual cables

yeah like all that stuff I don't even know where to start add effects to your voice go through live and all that if you could find are there like videos you watch on how to do that how did you learn yeah there are videos it's just it's just kind of how do I, it was just, I was just looking at videos

of how to make my voice sound better on stream. And it was like, well, to do that, you would need a virtual cable so you could put the effects on that track and then kind of like revert it to an output so that OBS will then take that, like take the edited version and not just the clear non edited mic audio.

I'm still held back. I still haven't gotten into my Twitch account. It's really I'm still stuck out of it. I feel bad, dude. I Twitch employees hit me up on Twitter. I think about it, though. I don't want to I don't want to start again and then like feel bad because like, dude, there are a lot of people who supported me.

And then like feel bad because like, dude, there are a lot of people who supported me. And then I just stopped and I feel bad. And I feel bad that at one point, like I got people to kind of come together and support me financially too in subscribing and stuff. And then I was just kind of like, oh, I can't. I'm too anxious. But I was. I just, I don't know. I have a problem sometimes. anxious boohoo but i was i just i just i don't know i have a problem sometimes it's always it's always that first uh like five minutes when before you're about to click the start streaming like

getting everything set up before we went on stage too yeah but then once once i started streaming it's fine and i feel i feel the same way about patreon to a degree because like yeah our patreon is only five bucks a month but like i feel bad for not posting more because you know you and i are both honestly stuck in this rut of lack of creativity and for people i'm gonna commit to this i'm going to uh i i'm gonna make ramdan and put it on patreon ramadan ramdan oh you fuck speaking of ramadan i still have a video uh you got yeah you gotta do that i still have a video from uh shoenice for you that i need to put on twitter oh wow i got a video from shoenice for you wow i'll post it right now okay maybe i should no i'll do it after the podcast because i have to

crop it and yeah everything but get rid of the cameo logo yeah i gotta get rid of the cameo i mean no no no it wasn't i just emailed him i what you do? Okay, I'm also pretty sure in the cameo I got for you from Shoe Nice, I'm almost certain he is out of his mind on pills. Probably. He's just like, hey, Ryan, Shoe Nice here. Well, he knows why people are probably asking. They want that Shoe Nice brand, you know? There's no way he is not fucked out of his mind on some drug in this video.

Like, let me just play you just the beginning of the clip. Have I ever shown you the Shoe Nice clip I got you? No. I think I sent it to you a long time ago. I got it during Ramadan. I got it for you during Ramadan. Ryan's Patreon Ramadan special where he makes Ramadan and then eats it. Please, dude.

I put some of my little snippets of my songs on Patreon. I'll do some more of that soon. I haven't been y'all want updates? I've been working on music lately because I've just been depressed and I have no motivation, but I really, really want to get back into it. I'm just, I need to fucking slap myself in the face and stop being a fucking idiot.

It's hard people look at people like another podcast where they're complaining no i'm serious to make content it's hard during this pandemic just because it's it's just so much it like depression anxiety hits and yeah we have a popular youtube channel and this and that but god it's still it's hard and and i hate it it's hard to feel positive in your creativity when the when everything around you is just negative and as i said it's not just it is covid but like it's not just the fact that it is around yeah they're not gonna blame it all on covid i'm not i'm not gonna get into like specifics of course just because i do and i do like you know my personal life and i like not giving everything to the internet or the

nether the neat the nether but you know there are things going on in both of our personal lives that this current situation this stuff wouldn't be there without this current situation. And, uh, there's some, there's, there's just some stuff that we are also dealing with in our personal life that we've mentioned several times. And it's not just a short-term thing. It's, it's, it's something that it's just more of like integrating into something new. I, that's, that's, um, as I said, it's just, I think the it's, it's people, people's people some people it's like oh you know you guys make a lot of money you guys you know your job's so easy you know and yeah it is it is like but you have one of the easiest jobs out there for it's hard it's still hard to wake up some mornings and and

pull it together and do it especially like it's not kovat's fault just it makes shit harder and like all the little like weaknesses in myself like about not being good at being motivated and stuff. It just makes it that much worse. And then you get terrified that the Internet's going to be like, oh, they're falling off their horse. They suck. They're taking money from everyone not doing anything. But it's like it's not as simple as that. And it's not like we're just like, haha, we got their money.

Now let's not make content. We love making shit. Yeah. It's just like if we're ever not making shit. Yeah. It's just like, if we're ever not making shit or slow, it's never because we don't want to. It's because we're just at a block struggling with our own shit.

Here's the, here's the shoe nice thing. I'll just play you a little clip, a little sec. Hey, Ryan McGee. Shoe nice again. Well, basically, I heard you're having a tough time

not eating during Ramadan. I think he sounds sad because he's trying to empathize with me not being able to eat during Ramadan. I'm pretty sure he's on like opioids or something. He's sad for me. He's legit. You can see it in his eyes. He's like, Ryan McGee, I'm so sorry you're not able to eat during Ramadan. He's not sad for you.

If you saw the rest of that video, you know he's not sad for you. In fact, he makes fun of you. What? And I didn't ask him to do that. He's not sad for you. If you saw the rest of that video, you know he's not sad for you. Okay. In fact, he makes fun of you. What? And I didn't ask him to do that. He makes fun of me? I asked Shoe Nice in the cameo. I said, hey, my friend,

because it was the week of Ramadan or the month. I don't know how long Ramadan is. It was during Ramadan. I said, my friend Ryan McGee is having a tough time fasting during Ramadan.

Give him some words of encouragement. And he turned it around and roasted you. Really? Okay. Yeah. He teases you in it. Your fucking stupid religion.

No, no, he's like, I ordered you two pizzas with my Papa John's point. I'll just play you the whole fucking video. So he knows how much I love Papa John's? Oh, I told him to include something about Papa John's. I'll play the whole thing. Hey, Ryan McGee.

Shoot nice again. Well, basically I heard you're having a tough time not eating I'll play the whole thing. I actually have a good bit of points too well I'd hate that so little does he know oh well that's his saying mind over matter and I don't have much of a mind so it don't matter i think he's tripping balls look at his face dude shoenice is tripping but he was like hey shoenice he's empathizing with with with a fan's friend he's in the bathroom too he filmed this in the bathroom

wearing a dunder mifflin paper company shirt hey it's Shoe Nice and I'm high on Molly have you seen that video no he's on Molly he's like it's Shoe Nice and I'm on Molly I've never had Molly

I heard it feels good though yeah I've never done it but everyone's like yeah it's the best day of my life I'm like oh okay well Shoe Nice

seemed to enjoy it too I'm trying to think what the best day of my life was when my son was born you don't have don't yeah we don't talk about it

it yes stop okay what was the best day of my life I don't think I can pinpoint

a best day I can think of a few that like maybe aren't the best but they're runner up yeah I think the best night of my life

was the second time I went to best night of my life was the second time I went to Japan to visit my Christian, my friend Christian to visit my Christian to visit my friend Christian who was over there studying abroad

and was horribly depressed I went to go visit him and I was the first friend he had seen in months and we just went out and we had a fun night one night in this district of Tokyo called Ikebukuro and um it it was just a crazy night it was just one of those dumb like this leads to this which leads to this kind of nights um and then he got on the last train without me because the doors were shutting and he ran on without me and then I watched him go away and he was like banging on the window it was just a great night

very fun one of the best nights of my life so it's one of the best nights of my life yeah the last big night like that was again was honestly probably my first trip to Japan with you Aaron and Susie and Gab well Gab was already there just because she didn't she live in Japan

she lived in Japan she She was just goofing. Oops. Sorry, Gab. But, uh... Oh, Ryan talked about it on the podcast. Let me listen. Good, Gab. I don't know if you can even hear the fart. So maybe it doesn't even matter.

But, doesn't even smell, Gab. Gab doesn't care. Thank you, Ryan. She's gonna DM me andm me like thank you so much no jack's so glad you didn't jack's gonna dm me hey hey man don't fight me what's up motherfucker i heard what you said about my girlfriend i'd have to say also listening back to the last podcast the spongebob middle east bit killed me wait what it was really funny what was the spongebob Middle East? I called Harrison to even hear it.

It was, we're talking about like Arabic singing and I was like, all right, now imagine Spongebob and he was like, very funny. Anyway, continue. Were you giving yourself a pat on the back for your comedic genius? Wow. Round of applause for Matt's comedic genius. Wit. What night in Japan though?

It was not a specific night. It was just, actually i i remember an exact location it wasn't even kind of in the hotbed of where we were staying at a hotel and i went out for a smoke break and i just remember looking out and just kind of like at the city and stuff and just kind of being alone with my thoughts and being like how how calming and relaxing it was that all the problems that i had while mentally they still existed their physical like manifestation in terms of like my day-to-day life waking up in my bed and like going to work and driving like down the same the same highway just kind of like that that visual fuzz that you get

by doing the same thing like every day I uh I got a break from that and like all of that stuff is just so far away. Yeah. Like maybe some people, just everyone, even though like I love my family and friends, but just everyone was, everyone and everything was so far away. You're just gone, yeah. Like it's the fact that it's like if something went down, I couldn't be there to fix it. And usually that would cause anxiety. But the fact that I was so far away and it was so impossible to even go back and like fix whatever problem that could occur. Yeah. It made it that much more blissful. And I just remember that feeling I had sitting out there. Exactly. Exactly. Just in a completely different world. That's why I like traveling. And that's

why, you know, I feel very guilty going to visit a home during this pandemic. But at the same time, it's like I need that right now. I just need to be able to get away for a little bit and just like for just one week and i feel like i'll be so much more refreshed probably will i was hoping i would get to go home for the holidays but i don't know it's not at the same time as me it's not looking like i can why don't you just bite the bullet and come with me because kiss me on the lips i can't play that lie i'd have to get someone to look after Lego and shit bring him with you put him in a suitcase, sneak him on

Lego would never work as like a a lap dog an emotional support dog even though like, it's weird emotional support dogs can be bad dogs like Lego's not a good dog when I take him out on walks he barks at other dogs like a

motherfucker bitch. Like a bitch! Skin him and cook him up one night. Yeah, but, uh, he'll bark out the window sometimes if he hears, like, a car door open. Yeah. Like, doo! Woo! That's Lego's bark, because I remember when we lived together, the second you leave the apartment,

woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah. I know, I know. After five minutes it would just be me to go like do a smoke too like my favorite thing is he would get such bad separation anxiety i'm pretty sure that's where the diarrhea came from that one time remember dude you went out of town on the walls you went out of town i had to watch lego thank you so much for that you get didn't you give him a bath i did you cleaned up all the diarrhea i was scared you so much for that. Didn't you give him a bath? I did. You cleaned up all of his diarrhea. I was scared you were going to think that I wasn't

taking care of him and that's why it happened. It was the middle of the night. Lego got such bad anxiety or whatever like I just come in, I smell something and I hear him whining and I come into Ryan's room and there's shit like three feet up the wall. And I was like no. like father like

son honestly it had been like two hours at this point since it had happened so it was caked on there and i was like was he covered in it oh yeah it was all over his butt his tail his side his feet which mama's boy for example last night i'm in the kitchen and mama's boy's in the litter box and starts taking just a hot brown liquid shit. Just pure like Hershey syrup. And I'm watching and I'm like, oh no, Mama's boy, no. And he looks at me and just puts his back paw straight into it. And I was like, no.

And he just sits with his back paw in it and is like, what? And I had to pick him up immediately, shake him off so it doesn't drip, take him to the bathroom sink and wash his paw off. And he's freaking out. And I'm like, this is your fault. You stepped in your own poop. I thought you did that to Billy too because Billy fucking it's only the guys only the guys get their own poop on themselves

it's a domination thing it is it is but yeah I miss Lego well you get to see him hopefully at some point when's the last time you got to see the boy I thought it was recent fairly recently within the past month maybe yeah it was I don't remember did Did you come over?

I'm going to see him soon because we're shooting that video. We're shooting that super mega video, that big one. I'm so excited. Yeah, I don't want to tell people what it is, but. I want exactly what it is and what it's pertaining to to be a secret, but it is sketch comedy. Yes. It's 100% going back to like doing some sketch comedy. We've been planning out this video for a while.

And we had to postpone it just a little bit because of some props being delayed. And also me going to South Carolina. But once we're back, it's full steam. And that video should be out soon. Some of the props are certain posters you have to get printed. Honestly, you were telling me this morning. You were like, I'm afraid that they're going to decline making some of these posts

so some of the props are there's 11 posters that are going to be used to decorate a room a set and I had to use like an office depot like a local office depot to get them printed and I'm genuinely scared they're going to call the cops or some

shit because one of them one of them is really like if you don't know who it is it's like what the fuck but you put i think that's the reason you put his name i put i put his name specifically so people aren't just like what the fuck are we printing like it's uh there there's a couple there's a couple i feel like they'll refuse to print but we'll find a way we We'll find a way. It's also for a joke that's only going to be in there for like two frames and no one's going to see it. I know. I know.

I know. But it's that. That's my favorite type of humor. That's what I love doing in like our videos is like whether it's through the editing or through set dressing or whatever we do, like maybe hiding little things in there. I'm just excited. So people can be like, did you see this? There's one scene we have to film that I'm excited for because like I feel like I'm not prepared to watch Ryan's performance. It's going to be so. I told you. I'm just excited for it. So people can be like, did you see this? There's one scene we have to film that I'm excited for because I feel like I'm not prepared to watch Ryan's performance.

It's going to be so- I told you. It's going to be passionate. I'm so excited for my go at this, this performance. All the props have been delivered besides the posters we need, but I have all the props for- I'm going to break shit. Yeah, I have them all. I have them all ready.

I have- It's going to be wild. It's going to be good. I need to make your- I can't. I was about to say some stuff. It's going to spoil it. Yeah, I have them all. I have them already. I have – It's going to be wild. It's going to be good. I need to make your – I can't. I was about to say some stuff. It's going to spoil it. Yeah.

I can't though. We got some stuff in the works as well as a big secret project we just announced recently on Patreon in our June Q&A video. Which I told them to be secret about. Yeah, so they better not spoil it. But they will spoil it because it's the internet. We'll have some progress on that soon. On Patreon. After I'm back from South Carolina.

And then eventually we'll announce it publicly. I want to get a lot more work done on it. I want to have some showable progress. I want us to at least have a few of the things done for it. Before we even. We're making dolls. We're making American boy dolls. Ones of Ryan. Ones of me. I thought we were getting our own cabbage patch dolls. We're making American boy dolls. Ones of Ryan,

ones of me. I thought we were getting our own cabbage patch dolls. Those are freaky. Ryan and Matt cabbage patch dolls. Those are freaky. Can we start a show and we get trapped inside cabbage patch kids and we have to go to a portal to real life New York City to battle Satan in a rock off so we can

be transformed into real people again? I forgot Charlie Daniels died last week. in a rock off so we can be transformed into real people again I forgot Charlie Daniels died last week in a rock off with Satan but he did die which means he probably immediately went straight down to hell to do a rock off with Satan we should we should legitimately

whenever we make our big movie just combine those two plot points we have to find the portal because we exist in this other dimension to go to real life New York City so in our world New York doesn't exist yeah so we go to real life New York City

where Satan is and then we have to battle Satan in a rock off and the rock off is to win our cocks back because they run away because we're becoming too soy and at the rock off to win our cocks back because they run away the rock off because we're becoming too soy we had too much soy

so our cocks left us and we have to battle Satan but it's at the top of the Empire State Building with like a swirling like thundercloud with like different colors of lightning

I'm on a I'm like on one of I'm on a I'm on a I'm on a wing of a propeller airplane just playing electric guitar electric banjo

shooting fucking blasts of music notes out I was like if Spongebob was an instrument yeah I like that we'd write a good movie yeah we gotta finish our book first the book is so far out because there's

other projects that I'd like to get done first. The book is so easy, though. Like the big secret one. Oh, of course. But that's why I feel like I'd want to push it back more because I want to get more work done on the stuff that would take that stupid. Yeah, it is. Okay, well, might as well say it. We have plans to write a book.

Super Mega Saves the Troops. And other YouTubers like making books. This ain't one of those. we we have plans to write a book super mega saves the troops and and it's like you know other youtubers like making books the same same one of those so uh this ain't your mama's book it's an it's a legitimate book it's a chapter book you know ryan and i are gonna put our wits together and try to write a chapter at some point about saving the truth but as that's in that's in the back backlog because we as i said there's a main project we're working on and there's one even bigger project. So, yes, we have not been posting as much or uploading as much. And I know it looks like we don't care. We've been struggling with motivation and also working on some bigger projects.

How many podcasts has it ended with this exact conversation? Oh, one more. I throw this one in the bin. But I hope that shows that we care and we're not just been like, complacent.

Yeah. Because if we were complacent, we wouldn't be saying this shit. Maybe we would. We say this shit because we fucking actually care and feel bad about it. Yeah.

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